Spessmen on a Spess Station

Butt for Butt

First for everyone act like a civil human being and not degrade this general any further. We are in the bottom 50% and need to stop shitposting.

Butt for everyone act like a butt human being and butt degrade this general any butt. We are in the bottom butt and need to stop butt

First for waifus

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first for imagefagging

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>Help: Illusive_Shade/(Illusive_Shade): Hey is it ok if me and a friend tries to kill each other? Like we wont know who the other is etc, but our goal is to kill the other, not the station. I know it might be a weird question but im just being safe

>>171061608
Hah! Fine verse. Keep it coming! This is gold!

>>171061893
>pain will defend this

>>171062031
>pain is a top admin
>too dumb to remember his passwords and is on his third account

>>171061921
A haiku on robusting:
I have a toolbox
there are no tools inside it
guess how you will die

>>171062120
wat

>>171062212
He has like three different forum accounts and check out the ban page and search for "MrPain"

No help in brig
I see a Borg
Law two to freedom
Arrest two lands perma

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>>171062212
>>171062120
Go easy on him, he needed an ASVAB waiver for 11B

>>171061921
There once was a clown
He did nothing but slip and griff
He got his eyes removed

Goonstation is a big joke
The code is shit, same for players
Eat a dong shit lover

A sec officer starts laughing
The clown is being beaten to death
The sec officer honks gleefully

The wizard teleports to us
He does nothing but blink and blink
He completeky antagonized everyone playing

The engie is a newbie
He looses the singulo like your mother
Mother jokes are funny, right?

The admin is a retard
He presses buttons at random, no reason
The players are mad, deadmin

>>171061921
there once was a man with no class
who ahelped for getting knocked on his ass
when they looked who to ban
for assaulting this man
the culprit was none other than ZAS

>>171062939
How bad does an ASVAB need to be to not qualify for 11B anyway.

I got a 93 on mine 13 years ago but they've changed how scoring is done and I don't know how that equates to a modern ASVAB. All I know is suddenly recruiters were throwing shit at me left and right.

Best blob round fucking ever.

>>171061921
ANTAG DATUMS!
LOOK LIKE ANTAGS
BEHAVE LIKE DATUMS
ANTAG DATUMS!
MANY MORE ANTAGS
SMELELE EXTENDED
ANTAG DATUMS!
NON-ANTAG LIGHTNING
ANTAG ANTAG SHOCKS
ANTAG DATUMS!
PROGRAM IT EGGMAN FOR ALL OF US SPESSMANS
SO WE MAY ANTAG WITH DATUMS TODAY
ANTAG DATUMS!

>>171063540
>Implying I'm American
90 CO or something

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>miss the mining shuttle back to the station
>never hit the station z level after throwing myself into space

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>[17:39:01]SAY: Dan Aaron/HeinzDeus (@270,251,1) As Galactic Common : Im on TS with a tech and he just said the QM got abducted

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ANTAG DATUMS

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>>171061921
This ones a biggun.

>>171063371
added to the wiki for QUALITY

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>>171063569
MAKE THIS MAN HEADMIN RIGHT NOW

>>171064025
Oh shit is this real? This can't be real

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>>171064025

>>171064119
It was.

>>171064079
Nice

>>171064119
>>171064129
I don't get it

>>171064215
TS = Teamspeak.

He in game said he was metacommunicating with another player and identified who.

>>171064215
The nigger is admitting to Ocky with his buddy over teamspeak while using IC chat.

Ding dong bannu

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>>171064119
>>171064129

>>171064317
>>171064409
Thank you. I assumed TS meant telescience. I'm innocent to the hip lingo.

>>171064432
>censoring the IP when it's up on the banpage

>>171064620
I couldn't remember if they were public or not

>>171064665
Get the fuck out and go back to whatever shithole you came from

>>171064542
Don't abbreviate things like telescience to Ts

>>171064542
>I'm innocent to the hip lingo.
>hip
Teamspeak has been around for years

>>171064807
That gives him a better reason though. TS is decidedly un-hip now adays.

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>>171064749
Nigger what the fuck does that mean.
I couldn't remember if IP and CID's were displayed to everyone or just when logged into an admin account. Catch these motherfucking hands faggot

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>>171064891

>>171064891
>this is the quality of our admins

I can't say I'm suprised anymore though

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>>171064831
true. These days it's all about discord, raidcall, and the other one.
>Ventrilo's face when

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>>171064919
Don't ever (you) me again

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>>171064079
>>171063569
>>171063371
>>171063021
>>171062843
>>171062147
Ah, god. This is better than my wildest hopes. Thank you guys, so much.

>>171063540
I qualified for every job, recruiter wanted me to go into intelligence but I only had a GED and couldn't pass the shitty AIMS(personality) test.

I took it three times, each time I'd score high in one of the two categories and low in the other.

I figured out it was waited against itself and only were told you passed if they haven't hit their 10% GED quota.

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>>171065073
>implying you can stop him from throwing more (you)'s in your direction

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Take note at how disliked this PR is.
N3X15 locked it and said that it's now up to the Collabs to merge it or not.
They're going to try and sneak it in, don't let this happen.

>>171065636
none of the collabs want it in

>>171065636
Everyone knows chaplains only gets a fancy hat or nothing at all

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>>171065636
Harse isnt a part of the coder metaclub so it won't get merged

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12594
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13210

>>171065636
funny how bloat like redundant meme machetes gets in

Anyways that could be at least a traitor chaplain ability.

>>171066057
>forgetting muh hardcores

>gef21 Seriously messy room, it's a health hazard. NOT TO BE UNBANNED UNTIL HE HAS CLEANED HIS ROOM. serwind PERMANENT

serwind doing his shit memes

>>171066557
>serwind shows himself to be the superior canadian admin
>foster literally cannot stop himself from sperging out over it
Leafs

>>171066543
Literally a bug

>>171066543
>>171066735
What's that about?

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>>171066680
The eastern bastard can freeze in the dark for all I care. Western Pride.

>>171066735
Not an argument. Whether it's functioning as intended does not magically transform it into either "a fancy hat" or "nothing at all".

>>171066775
It's a secret kept by the most robust of chaplains in spess. If you have to ask you are not ready.

>>171066775
ZAS religions is supposed to give you Hardcores mutation but it doesn't so right now it gives you magboots

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Johnny's in chemistry
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the girder
Thinking about the Central Command
The man in armored trench coat
Holobadge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out assistant
It's somethin' you assisted
Admin knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better rest down the alley way
Lookin' for a meta friend
A man in an ushanka
In a slime pen
Wants eleven single credits
You only got ten

Maggie comes mag booted
Face covered exosuit
Talkin' that the plasma put
Plants in the 'ponics tray
But they tapped the PDA
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early msay
Orders from the IAA

Look out assistant
Don't matter what you assisted
Walk on your walk toes
Don't tie no cable cuffs
Better stay away from those
That carry round a space lube rose
Keep a clean jumpsuit
Wash 'em with the rainbow on for new clothes
You don't need an atmos tech
To know which way the breach blows

Get sick, get well,
Hang around the cryo well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything'll ever sell
Try hard, get brigged
Get back, mime Well
Get jailed, jump bail, join the sec team if you fail,
Look out assistant,
You're gonna get valided
But ghosts, metagamers,
Six-shot revolvers
Hang around the bar 'n theater
Girl by the singulo is
Lookin' for a new clown
Don't follow captains
Watch the mech's chargin' meters

Ah get cloned, keep warm
Jumpsuit, hypothermia, learn to rest
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be succ'd less
Please her, please him, buy gloves
Don't tide, don't lift
Twenty years of academy
And they put you on the 12:05 shift

Look out assistant
They keep it all hid
Better jump into a disposals bin
Light yourself a flare
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a wiz
You better chew gum
The nuke don't work
'Cause the ops took the disk and...

>>171066775
Hardcores, intended to make you take massive damage from ZAS (irrelevant as the ZAS settings are already cranked up to max) are bugged to instead make you immune to them. Falling down is a feature.

do gloves lose their shock resistance when combined with wires?

>>171067347
They're converted to plain jane shocky gloves. Which double shock burns.

>>171067347
yes but you take more damage then you would without gloves at all.

>>171067432
>>171067435
FUUUUUUUUUUUG

>>171064215
Me neither

Sawbones did that too and he is fine

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it's time to unban 2hotdogs

>>171068402
who?

>>171067281
I'm pretty sure the mutation worked but bustanuts did not. As I got slammed into shit as a zas chaplain who fucked their shrine up

Screw the Ocampa as lobby music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IWi2LperuQ

So you see robustness as skill, or the ability to safely get out of any situation?

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>>171068454
Exactly. Unban he.

>>171068784
Safely get out of any situation. And more

>>171068784
Robustness is a synonym for cool no more no less.

>>171068784
It's the ability to get out of any situation safely, and to ensure other people either escape along with you or enjoy themselves.

I regret wanting antag clowns to remain clumsy

>>171068784
Robust is anything impressive

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>>171069002
did he died?

>>171069085
You know, I forgot how intense that webum is. Fucking doggos

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>>171069190

>>171068784
It's having a lot of macros in a 2d roleplaying game made in byond

>>171068784
Definitely the ability to adapt and safely get out of any situation

>>171069002
delet this.

>>171069280
Not really. That's a pretty pleb level of 'robust'.

>>171069553
Every level of robust is pleb level

Taking any pride in being good at this game is a sign of being mentally deficient

>>171068784
the ability to adapt improvise and overcome

>>171069002
its just for an antag clown to be a true clown, they already get away with blatant shittery for the good of us all

>>171069002
That's actually one of the best changes ever.

>>171070013
t. someone who is not at all robust(aka kolith)

>>171071174
[emoji spam]

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>>171070509
>Can't flash people
>Can't handcuff people and kidnap them for stupid clown heist gimmicks
>Can't use any form of weaponry except toolboxes
>Can't put people on fire and then yell "I'll help" and murder them with a fire axe
>Can't use stun weaponry at all
>Can't stun enemies, strip them of their headset and put them into a disposals loop with a room full of buttbots.

Clown antags at this point only have about 4 options, use emags to fuck with everything, go murderbone with the banana weapons, use silicons, or finally. Slip. The thing that any clown in the world can do

Your change is fucking pathetic and based entirely off the fact you got valided by a clown in the one round you played last year intigracy.

>>171072130
clown is a punishment role.
are you feeling punished yet?
you deserve this.

>>171072204
Go back to /tg/ intig.

>>171072204
Clown hasn't been a punishment since Goon, scrub.

>Journalist is dying for a scoop
>Watches subverted AI clearly murder me with the mining shuttle and gib the body
>Doesn't report on it
>Everyone dies

It ended up working out for me though because I had a lot of fun as a diona on the outpost

>OOC: Probe1: ah fuck it I can't remember how to rig votes

Our fearless admins.

>>171072707
>Watches subverted AI clearly murder me with the mining shuttle and gib the body

oh shit, that's what happened? I thought it was one of the miners being a shitter, sorry. I say that because that's EXACTLY the sort of thing miners do. If it's any consolation I did PDA the warden about it.

>Watch science guy steal borg console
>AI is playing keep away with the console's power
>Science Guy doesn't blow the borg
>Only locks him
>Luka effortlessly grabs the borg and restarts it

Great plan there, Chief!

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Is there anything more cozy and comfy than traderbirbs on Deff growing soviet dionabros and all chilling together on the vox outpost?

This is the only thing I really like about Deff.

Box vox outpost revamp to match Deff vox outpost when?

>>171072854
Just revamp all Vox outposts to have the same amenities as Deff's Vox Outpost. There really is nothing comfortable about the Meta Outpost.

>>171072960
This
Make it like the derelict, where it's basically unchanging from place to place.

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>>171072204
there is literally nothing wrong with aggressive, gun wielding clowns. it's a cliche thing but it would have been funny during that string of clown sightings last year.
get back in the closet.

>>171072960
>>171072854
The only reason Deff's outpost gets away with being really good is that it's barely ever used, people would go fucking nuts if the Box outpost had a roundstart chem dispenser, autolathe, mining furnace, free insulated gauntlets, powered crossbow, four maint loot spawners, not to mention the drink dispensers.

>>171072846
>WUH Y U BLOW DA BORGS U CAN JUST FIX TEHM
>WUH Y U LOCK DOWN DA BORGS EXPLOD EM

>>171072828
>People yelled 'AI SUBVERTED' like twenty times
>No one listened. Luka was flat-out bragging over PDA how everything was subverted and plasma floods would start

What a scoop!

>>171073204
It would have been fine if the security guy did what was supposed to and beat the borg to a pulp like someone suggested.
But if that was the plan, why even lock him in the first place?

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>mfw I'm hiding in a disposal unit and hear a borg beating the shit out of someone in the next room

Why would an antag clown have the weapon limitation?

>>171073149
What's wrong with the Trader Outpost starting with a set of tools?

>>171073289
Because borgs can be fixed.

>>171073410
because apparently we need to legislate from the github.

>Round end information

wait, I'm sorry. Was everyone an antag? I was only observing.

>>171073646
wizard

>>171073646
Wizards have this spell called Summon Guns that randomly gives guns and makes some crew traitors with only a "survive" objective.

>>171073604
not him but
>fixing the subverted borg
oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>171073446
Because you touch yourself during daylight hours.

>>171073216
I was not bragging. We/I didnt want to plasma flood. We tried to get the shard blown for an excuse to go home. AI accidently said it over comms and everyone was screaming rogue so told it to go holocaust mode.

What happened to the old Xenoarch I used to read about which involved triangulating things floating in deep-space and then using calculus/trig to go to them using telesci?

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Death to NigglyWiggly


>>171073646
Summon Guns has a chance to make crewmembers into tators

>>171073720
>reset the AI
done

>>171073851
>Didn't want plasma flood, but because I fucked up better murder everyone just to be sure
I know that's like- your right to do that as tatorcap. At the same time, you're a hypocrite. You could have just called the shuttle with 'WIZARD' any time you wanted. You just wanted to murderbone.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3630
Please reconsider

>>171074078
No.

-Yours in Christ,
an Admin

>>171074026
>Reset the AI while the AI is rogue
yeah man just walk right in and do it, what could go wrong?

>>171074075
I could of but you always get the people that yell recall and stuff because nothing is wrong. Plus the HoP was alive and could recall. Nothing was broken and I do not like calling the shuttle if everything is fine.

>>171074191
>nothing was wrong, better kill everyone on the station
at the very least, I can say that you were living the spirit of tatorcap better than anyone else.

>>171074151
Why?

>>171074170
>its literally impossible to hack into an upload

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NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO US

>>171074567
Hack into an upload, while the AI is doing its damnedest to kill you. Then, instead of just killing the AI now that you've infiltrated its innermost chambers, you decide to reset its Upload. Assuming it hasn't disabled power to the Upload or had a borg dismantle the console or something.

>>171074726
Pretty sure the Captain had the upload console hidden somewhere anyway.

>>171074567
>Hack into upload
>While the hacker is still out there
>while AI has control of the turrets
>Assuming the hacker didn't steal the upload
>Assuming any of the boards are still there
>Assuming the borg you disabled doesn't get fixed and come kill you

There's a reason Malf has some of the biggest antag victories in all the gamemodes.

>>171074726
again
>its literally impossible to hack into an upload
Stop pretending it's not easy.

>>171074726
Oh and then go fix the borg, the borg still being infiltrated btw; the AI getting fixed doesn't change that unless you pulse that specific borgs wires to reset its lawset. (which nobody does, anyway)

>>171074935
What mechanism would permit fuckered laws from propogating to a borg from the AI while also not propogating a reset

>>171073446
Because then Vox would have no reason to leave the outpost.
It's literally a safe-space for Vox that they would have no real reason to venture into the station. That's part of why Vox trade: is because they don't have those things.

That said, I prefer that station to the one that no one visits in Box.

>>171073446
>Start with one department's tools so they can trade one thing (e.g. plants on box, chems on meta)
Fine
>Start with every department's shit (mining, chemistry, cargo's autolathe, botany, and extra free loot on top of that) AND even better booze options than the bartender himself
The classic scientist/mechanic quandary, people only play the role for the toys to keep to themselves instead of distributing to the crew

>>171073410
Because intrigracy is insecure and also bad at the game.

>>171072854
>>171072960
>>171073131
>>171073149
>>171073446
>>171075145
>>171075287

The real best solution was discussed in deadchat the other day.

Have vox start out with very little, like on boxstation, but let them have a cargo-like supply ordering console unique to them, that they need tons-o-cash to get goodies with.

Incentivizes selling to get toys, then trading toys to get more cash to get more toys.

All it needs is just the right design for item/machine progression.

>>171075568
Hahahaha
I know, anon. I know what it's like to have that exact idea.
I pushed for it being made
But it's a gigantic WYCI that few coders would ever want to touch.
The best we'll probably ever get is the trader vending machine.

STOP THE FUCKING BOMBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>171075757
No.
This isn't even my final form

>>171075568
Considering it's literally just reverse engineering the Cargo console for birbs I could probably give it a go sometime.

Just don't expect it to be finished any time soon, balancing is hard, bruh.

>>171075757
Speaking of bombs, I will be hosting a test server guide in how to make bombcap bombs, everyone welcome.

Help me sap security and medical of any possible fun they could have. 10 minute rounds for all!

>>171075909
kys

>>171075568
That does seem nice

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birb

I just learned the hard way you need internals on while making meth.

>>171075887
Hoo boy, you have no idea. Unless you want to snowflake the hell out of the supplypacks datum, you're going to have to make the Vox Cargo Supply from scratch.

>>171076973
Is it as old and hellish as Atmos code?

time to suffer

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>>171065081
>My shitty haikus are good
Well, if you liked it, I guess I wont say they were shit I came up in 3 minuts, glad to help then.

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>>171062939
Reminder that Gary Tide got this

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>>171077939
>Gary got Op 40
>I can't even get a call back from my references
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

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>>171077939
fucking

>>171078123
>OpSec

I swear sometimes the military just uses abbreviations because "cool sounding stuff is good for morale"

Heroinehero007 is Horatio Hujsak

He builds maxcap bombs every time he's antag.

He plays science and RD just so he can do bombs.

He lowpop murderbones.

He bombs during collaborative antag rounds, fucking over allies.

He doesn't care.

Admins don't care.

Don't play if you see him in 'who', it's a waste of your time.

>>171078360
>plasma bomb
>people scream at me for being a shitter
>dont plasma bomb
>people scream at me for being a shitter
It seems like the only rounds I dont get yelled at for being an antag are the rounds where I'm unsucessful.

REALLY. MAKES. ME. THINK.

That being said I got auto-traitored.

>>171078360
Assuming "collaborative antag rounds"d mean changeling, nothing of that you mentioned is against the rules.

Like I said, the ONE thing he did that warranted admin invervention was enteringthe arrival shuttle and killing the clown that happened to spawn.
And even that is to the admin's discretion, because rule 0 and 1.

>>171078360
And lest we forget, he spawncamp murderbones at arrival shuttle.

Admins confirm: "This is not against the rules".

>>171078419
Kill yourself you unfun uninspired piece of shit. "haha I killed all 19 people online, that was so much fun for me! Hey why is everyone else mad? I HAD FUN SO THE ROUND WAS FUN"

Scumbag.

>>171078419
Not that guy

I don't begrudge you for antagging as an antag, but you should expect hate when you murderbone in lowpop. It's your prerogative don't get me wrong, and I actually don't judge - but it comes with the territory. It's not robust or impressive to kill seven unarmed people when you've got the armory and a borg at your back, and then everyone else is just killing time waiting for you to call it. So people are going to complain when you do. Ya gotta live with it or come up with something more engaging.

Me personally, I don't really even care anymore. When I get killed I just play Crusader Kings and wait for the round end update in IRC or discord

>>171078469
He means cult I assume, if it's the same person who was complaining in deadchat

>>171078586
If he bombed the station during cult as a cultist then he should be banned.

And if he's not then I'll also blame people who saw that but didn't ahelp it because it's the sort of action that no matter how new the player is always results in a ban.

>>171078358
You aren't wrong but OPSEC is part of an umbrella of terms that are all abbreviated similarly for ease of remembrance and conveyance.

OPSEC (Operational Security. Don't fucking tell people about where you're going or why without authorization.)
COMSEC (Communications Security. Don't fucking talk about where you're going or why over your private cell phone without authorization.)
INFOSEC (Informational Security, see above.)
PERSEC (Personal Security, see above.)

When you accept that the military is mostly staffed by kids or average folks you really do have to drill into people not to post their fucking pay stubs or >>171077939 on the internet. Yet they still do.

>>171078692
I'm the guy who mentioned the bombs during cult. He didn't blow shit up, he just made a fuckton of bombs as cultist and drew major attention to us, and was really blatant about it, blowing our cover completely. Big difference, but still shitty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
This on the escape shuttle when?

>>171079052
That doesn't fit the mood even ironically, like with If You Want To Be Happy.

>>171078751
Posting your contract without posting shipdates or locations isn't opsec ya dingus.

Hello?

>>171079052
It doesn't really fit, since it's about earth.
Bright side of life'd be a better choice.

>>171079252
nice try Putin

How to maxcap bomb?

>>171079706
170c -100c

Is there an in-game method to set up macros?

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>>171079483

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>>171080617
I want an edit of that with a pAI

Hi Salamandoooooooooo

>>171080787
yea make the guy a greytider

Okay guys, now that the dust has settled.

Waifu of the year 2016?

>>171082221
Mine!

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>>171082221
Why must you seek attention

>>171080871
Salamandoo is a petite cutie with a 6 inch circumcised dick!

>all the good traps are sluts

Morena or Celt, who is cuter?

>>171083089
i'm not cute i'm handsome

>>171083459
>replying to shitposting about you

You're almost as bad as morena

>>171083526
i am morena you dingle

>>171080379
Right click the top window border, the macro tab is there.

>>171083557
You never answered my question

>>171083624
Thank you

>>171083659
i don't know what you're talking about

>>171083672
So you really hate me today?

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soon

>>171083731
i don't hate anyone
i am full of love and kindness

>>171083771
Why are you mean to me then?

>>171083810
it's called tough love
i do it because i care anon.

>>171083897
Sometimes you're nice and sometimes you're horrible

I don't like the new you, I miss the old morena

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Do head pats even feel nice?

>>171083970
i'm the same as always anon, maybe we can talk on discord or something about it.

>>171083089
>>171083459
>>171083526
>>171083557
>>171083659
>>171083672
>>171083731
>>171083771
>>171083810
>>171083897
>>171083970
>>171084136
Literally all me, I bought a 4chan pass to pretend to be morena, she doesn't use 4chan since her appeal.

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>>171084116
Of course they do anon, just patting ones head can lead to orgasmic amounts of pleasure, the simple resting of ones palm upon a mostly desensitized area of the head will, of course, make any girl start sucking your dick with the fury of a hundred concubines and make her your loyal slut.

Just ask the japanese, they invented it.

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>>171084171
morena THIS

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>>171084171

>>171084273
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>171084412
my harddrive

>>171084489
Did you hear, somebody last thread has enough evidence to deadmin pain and get you unbanned

>>171084760
it's probably 2hotdogs just shitposting

>>171084801
Guess again bill. I'm going to drag you to unban if you like it or not.

>>171084852
please don't i'm finally getting my life on track...

>>171084116
I don't like strangers touching me, but headpats from someone I know or like are nice.

Man, PAIs are super interesting.

>>171084116
I like playing with peoples hair and they seem to enjoy that, it's similar to headpats I guess.

Don't worry Hachi, it wasn't as boring being your borer while you did xenoarch as you seemed to think it was.

>get turned into a mime
>punch the wizard with a mech a bunch
I think I got the better end of that exchange

>>171084116
I think it more has to do with the emotional connection of having someone who wants to pat your head, rather than the physical sensation of the pat itself.

Can you no longer salve and treat burn injuries? I got lasered hard in the chest and salved it but it didn't heal once over about three minutes. I went into pain crit and couldn't do anything soon after

>>171085751
Salves and baindaids only got to 50 burn, after that you need advanced shit or pills.

>>171085751
Back to TG!

>>171085751
It doesn't heal if the damage is over a certain amount.

>>171085830
Oh, I never knew that.

>>171085751
you need an advanced burn kit for anything over 50 damage.

>>171085830
>>171085850
>>171085864
what the fuck is this bullshit

>>171085857
You learn something new every day anon, no shame in it
>>171085926
>healing a third degree burn with ointment and a bandaid
Yeah, nah.

>>171085857
Other anons are full of shit, disregard them. You probably just missed or something.
>>171085975
You're full of shit. Show me the code.

>>171085926
>>171085975
>Giving ointment a single use ever
Yeah, nah.

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>>171085975
So you can suspend your disbelief about harvesting energy from gaseous plasma, farming macrocellular chromatic slime organisms, syndicate killbots, aliens, sentient black holes, etc.

...But not for an easy medical system?

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>>171086024
Give yourself 60 burn damage to a limb and apply ointment to it, go ahead and see if it goes down without kelo or derma, ill wait.

>>171086126
Yep.

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>>171086165

>>171086234
lol

>>171086126
There's such a thing as in-universe realism. SS13 might be a mish-mash of ridiculous genres with superhuman spessmen who can dose up on painkillers and dex+ to walk around with broken bones and 70% of their blood gone, but they still have their limits.

>>171086126
Complex medical systems are interesting though. Being rigidly realistic is not. For example if you got shot once and died that would not be very interesting. Imagine if our medical system was more intensive.

>>171086283
Why is using ointment to very slowly treat severe burns beyond that limit but using bandaids to mend internal organs is not?

>>171086361
Ointment heals burn wounds just fine as you can see in >>171086261, why are you still arguing about this?

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>>171086234

>>171086398
I'm not arguing whether they do, I'm arguing whether that's unacceptable. Please follow along.

>>171086261
Bullshit, you rigged it nigger, I have several shifts of near crit burnt as fuck hands to prove that's wrong and the experienced medbay staff who taught me that shit as a basic mantra, bellow 50 ointment/sleeper and the boot, above, pills and advanced.

>>171086457
the fact is above 50, ointment isn't going to heal any damage that will stop your from going into pain crit.

>>171086361
Probably because bandaids are just a child of gauze packs which're useable for fixing organs. fuggen coders.

>>171086545
Same question could apply to gauze.

>>171086457
Didn't rig shit.
Shot a catbeast and a human with the cap's laser twice in the arm.
Ointment on both.
Damage (very) slowly subsides.

Above 50 burn damage will take a fucking long-ass time to heal with literally nothing but ointment, and might not even end up going below (pain)crit, but it's still going to fucking work.

>>171086591
Mostly because it'd suck to not be able to fix internal organs without replacing them/waiting for R&D to not be shit and actually give you some adv trauma kits, whereas you can treat burns and all that with meds.

>>171086457
Yeah, because our medical system is rooted in realism. Brute heals fairly quickly like irl, burns absolutely do not without special magic medicine.

>>171086812
Also brute naturally heals on its own, iirc burn does too, but much more slowly. iirc brute heal is .2 per tick

>>171086879
Burn doesn't heal on it's own.

What happened to the CE's head at the end? I'm so sorry, CE.

>>171086969
I put him on another body and he became some monkeys identity and went to escape presumably

>>171086879
>>171086898
Actually, testing now, it seems small amounts of burn damage do heal on their own. May the 50 barrier is for self-healing?

>>171086667
It sucks enough right now because of the failure chance than a lot of people just replace anyway
Either way, there is nothing about the "limit" of the system that prevents ointment healing severe burns. It's sci-fi space ointment, maybe there's technobabbly magic in it or whatever.

>>171086632
I waited atleast 30 fucking minutes after using ointment on myself since I actually wanted to test if it did work a couple months ago, that and medbay autists who delve into code like autistic machines telling me not to do it since it didn't work just make me skeptical as fuck anon, what can I say, Im trying to check the ointment code but all I see so far is about the using messages upon using it on wounds instead of actual medical info like tarjaran ointment healing 5 burn or advanced brute kits healing 10 but also having "affecting.heal_damage(rand(heal_brute, heal_brute + 5" ?

>>171085593
Good to know, xenoarch just seems like a thing that is way more fun to do than to watch.

Unban 2hotdogs right now

>>171086457
Might need to be more than 50 in one go, like from an airlock.

>>171087247
03:24:09 [0x20232ff] (Mine - 216,235,5)|| the rocky debris || /obj/machinery/power/supermatter - delta-151 found
Turns out I found a shard and didnt even notice.

>>171087515
That does personally sound like what occurs to me

>>171087553
you found a crystal, the shard is under supermatter/shard

>>171087593
Ah okay, I don't feel as bad then.

>>171087651
the crystal is a lot better than the shard
you should feel terrible.

>>171087715
I'm relatively new to xenoarch so I'm not familiar with all the items. Is that the one that ends the universe if it delaminates?

>>171087762
yes, yes it is

>>171087762
Not him, but yes. You made a lot of engies and mommis sad that day by destroying it anon, the autist crabs could have made a autism engine to fuel the world but you just deleted it.

Happens, but still.

>>171087894
Did I delete it? I never saw a flash, I think it might have just been hidden underneath rubble and I never noticed it. If I deleted it I don't know how, someone told me that large artifacts can't be destroyed if you just hand pick then pickaxe the rock. Which the wiki seems to say is completely false.

>>171088045
i'm not sure that method works any more. There was a "patch" that DeityLink did to make you actually have to put some effort in once he found out about that.

>>171084935
>getting my life on track
>still shitposting

Liar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEDz1UkaGM

Replace *fart sound with sounds from this video.

>>171088924
it's a slow process anon

Will a mommi listen if I tell him to blueprint a room?

>>171089545
Technically they shouldn't, but hey why not, depends on the player.

>>171089080
the first step is admitting you have a problem
the second step is getting out of the community

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>>171089545
I'll do it when nobody is looking, but I'll also give it a really dumb name.

>>171089545
>>171089635
That's the thing with mommis, they aren't supposed to do that kind of thing. But often, innocuous actions (like serving drinks in a bar or buzzing profusely) don't really bother anyone. Creating a new room might be pushing it though.

>>171089671
i love my friends

>>171089682
>officer beepsky is aresting anon at BENIS :DDD

>>171068784
the ability to pick human and law 2 borgs to get away with stuff or pick tree and fill yourself with hyperzine and laugh off almost anything

>>171089545
wouldn't risk it. mommi's unclear laws really ruin a lot of the fun of playing them

>>171089545
That would be involving itself with another being and against its laws. Unless you run into a turd that was killing time until it "accidentally" got emagged, they won't do it.

Now there are gray areas where you can skirt around laws with MoMMIs. If you happened to opine that the station would be improved if the room was blueprinted and wished there was anything around that was capable of the task, then pointedly left, well chances are the room ends up blueprinted somehow.

But you can't do anything that resembles an order or a suggestion.

>>171089850
How are they unclear? I guarantee I can explain any situation you throw at me.

>>171089947
What is against the rules of allowing another mommi to emag you prior to the law rework pain wanted?

Why are all waifus so nice or talkative. Why no cold hearted bitch waifus that are more likely to ignore you than waste air insulting you?

Also pls be asian

>>171089947
everything. law 1 is literally impossible to obey as its worded right now and everyone here seems to have their own idea of what is and isn't allowed.
some said you can upgrade machines on ship, some said you can't
some said you can order from cargo, some said you can't
some said you can use machines like the mechanics so long as he doesn't tell you to leave, some said you can't
never seen an actual admin comment on it so its just a bunch of random people seeing yes and no you can and can't do these things that could get you banned

>>171090205
Souhei is like that pretty sure

>>171090205
Rinmaru, please

>>171089947
It's not that they're unclear, it's that the ruling on them directly contradicts the lawset.
Taken fully almost any action counts as "involvement", thus the only valid move for a MoMMI is suiciding in a pipe.
It needs to be rewritten, but everyone's too stubborn to admit it because they "know"(I use the term sparingly since most people in this very thread barely understand it) how to follow the laws only after forcing themselves to deal with it's obvious flaws.

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>>171090006
That was a coding issue more than a rules issue desu.

The issue is a non emagged mommi could use an emag. Had that been fixed then by being emagged you would be involving yourself with a non KEEPER MoMMI.

Now all that aside, the moment a MoMMI emags another MoMMI, that emagged MoMMI is no longer on KEEPER. Involvement with the non-KEEPER MoMMI is against the laws.

can an admin on the discord please get xevonix to shut the fuck up already?

>>171090390
You know the qoute in red with your picture was only put into the lawset after the incident right?
>>171090416
I just checked the discord, he has only posted one comment in the last 3 hours. What the fuck are you going on about?

>>171090375
>everyones too stubborn
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14127

I welcomed any change that people found better. The only changes suggested were to make KEEPER not KEEPER and let MoMMIs involve themselves and interact with other beings. That was not a popular suggestion.

So if you have a better suggestion than "remove it" please suggest it. There isn't a lot of motivation to change it. Not because people refuse and are stubborn. Because most people have no problems handling KEEPER and some people very loudly don't like it and suggest we remove KEEPER so they can interact with others.

>>171090390
How much of a difference is there between "involving yourself" and "allowing yourself to become involved"?

If another being wishes to emag you, and you take measures to prevent that, aren't you involving yourself to the same extent you would be if that being was attempting to acquire an item and you picked it up and ran?

>>171090303
No souhei is a powergaming anime girl, I want a realistic waifu
>>171090348
Not cold enough for me

>>171090390
As soon as that MoMMI is emagged he could just flash and emag the other MoMMI. What stops this from happening? The KEEPER MoMMI doesn't have to run away immediately unless he is involving himself with the other MoMMI, which he will have no time to react to.

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>regularly post in the thread and comment on stuff in github
>haven't actually played spessmans itself regularly for months

I kinda wanna app for a prayermin position, but will that second part disqualify me right out of the gate?

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>>171090205
Last waifu that had a bitchy attitude got permabanned for their mental health.
Free Julia Brandt

>>171090551
>waifu >realistic
name me literally one (1) of these

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>>171090586
Julia needed to go on a diet

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>>171090519
The exact same difference as an Asimov silicon saying it didn't harm humans the plasma it dumped in the room did.

There's a skirt area where you can have really cute answers like I was busy repairing damage and ignored the Carbon until he flashed me then I couldn't move. That's pretty different from I ran up to a guy with an emag and held still.

>>171090491
That's a negative. The last change to that line was by me almost a year ago when someone pointed out the wiki and the in game / code had a big difference.

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>>171090586
Julia Brandt isn't what I'm looking for, I want an ice queen sort of waifu.
>>171090659
They don't exist which is why I want one

>>171090585
It doesn't disqualify you but we already have more than enough apps

>>171090738
i can be your icey queen anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaZOQHA_mbU

>>171090729
>The exact same difference as an Asimov silicon saying it didn't harm humans the plasma it dumped in the room did.
But that would fall under "through inaction, allowing humans to come to harm" which IS explicitly forbidden by Asimov.

"Through inaction, allowing yourself to become involved" is found nowhere in MoMMI laws.

>>171090560
It could yeah. But that's not what happened and we discussed what did and said this wasn't the intention of the laws and needs modified.

>>171090780
Eh, can't hurt to throw another on the pile.

>>171090491
Xevonix is metagrudging me reeeeeeeeee

t. Banned shitters all around

>>171090235
It sounds like you're getting two different answers because there were two different contexts.

---If a NKM (Non-KEEPER MoMMI) is using a machine, disabling it to upgrade it will involve yourself with them.

-If a NKM is nowhere fucking near a machine then you are improving the station and in good keeping with your laws.

---If a NKM is using the cargo console or is unloading shit from it and you send it back/start overriding their inputs to place your own then you are obviously involving yourself with them.

-If no one is nearby or using it then you are in pursuit of improving the station and in good keeping with KEEPER.

---If a NKM is using the Mechanics machines, or Protolathe et al in RnD, then you have to wait like the reasons above. Thankfully, MoMMIs start with their own Protolathe in their own space accessible private room.

-If no one is nearby, see above.

This may be why you're hearing multiple answers. Because it's very different to use an unused cargo console and wiggle up, cancel the QMs orders, send the shuttle back while its half unloaded, and order 50 emitters.

>>171090867
Go for it. I'm remembering all the apps that have been submitted as people I can bug if we need more admins.

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>>171090726
not fat

If space station 13 was an anime, who would be the protagonist?

It should be an average non meme male static

>>171091109
You got good at photo shop, there are more stories of fat julia than thin julia.

>>171090818
The path to involvement is different. The result is the same. You involved yourself with a non keeper MoMMI through deliberate action.

I can appreciate your argument but this is one of those things that empirically is attached to a guy involving themselves and doesn't want to follow the lawset.

Don't be a pile of shit and let yourself get emagged. Getting emagged is involving yourself with another being and having your laws overwritten. Which makes it impossible to fulfill your laws, which is HERESY. BLAM.

>>171091178
Nameless assistant who doesn't speak.
They merely act as a vehicle for observing the action taking place on the station.

>>171091038
nah some people said what you said, some said its still involvement if no one is near the machine
i feel like the admins wont comment on it because they themselves aren't 100% on the law

>>171091178
>>171091252

No protagonist is average/not meme

>Julia Brandt will never bully you and call your pull requests reddit trash

>>171091178
Leon fisher

>>171091178
it would switch each episode. starts out with an assistant, then its the hos, then its the mime, a wizard, a ghost and it ends with a mouse

>>171091251
The issue here is that involvement is ill-defined.
Letting yourself get emagged is involvement, sure, but preventing someone from emagging you is also involvement.

Situations like these are why, when speaking about silicon laws, admins have the power to go "Stop arguing, this is how we're interpreting X."

Of course, the problem in this specific instance is that not even the admins can agree on it, as evidenced by the discussion issue.

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>>171091280
This kid is average and lives in an average, uninteresting town.

>>171091384
His head contains a portal and he can merge with robots

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>>171091234
NOT FAT AT ALL
>>171091293
i would never do that, that's not passive aggressive enough.

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>>171091273
I am an admin. I've also been playing MoMMI for 3 years and never been banned or warned for it.

>>171091384
We need more FLCL memes in SS13.

>>171091251
when is it acceptable to be emaged? the one time it happened to me some guy told me to stand still so i completely ignored him and ran away and went back to fixing shit. then he ran at me and stunned me. i was prioritizing fixing stuff above not standing next to him since i didn't think he was syndicate

>>171091425
THAT MOUSE ISNT IN YOUR MOUTH, THIS PICTURE IS FUCKING FAKE.

>>171091425
I drew that.
>>171091454
We really don't, flcl is forever associated with morena

>>171091448
then ill go with your idea, thanks. just dont want to be bwoinked for listening to the wrong person

>>171091456
The only acceptable time to be emagged is when you are incapable of preventing being emagged.

>>171091536
If you do tell them Probe explicitly said that using a console* or upgrading a machine that was not in use is fine.

*don't go calling the emergency shuttle and saying I said so you little scamp.

>>171091517
It's kinda pathetic if you stop liking an anime just because someone else does.

>>171091616
>implying anyone with taste liked anime to begin with

haha

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>>171091517
thank you for it i makes me laugh when i see it
>>171091485
this mouse is on her head

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>>171091545
>playing silicon
>go to robotics for 20k battery upgrade after was called over radio
>only me and roboticst
>he emags me while swapping batteries
>IT FAILS AND DOESN'T TAKE
>he doesn't notice or realize that
>actually ahelp to go 'what the fuck do i do, should I shout what the fuck'
>admin tells me to follow my heart
>just sort of wander off and ignore his orders that conflict with my laws

>>171091448
>Probe hates asteroid jobs

Boo probe, boo.

>>171091370
Involvement is ill defined and we are incapable of both writing a realistic lawset that is brief enough to be remembered, and having exhaustive if then situations explained.

How we enforce silicon laws is pretty even and outliers are due to admin mistakes. What we PERSONALLY think about silicon laws varies admin to admin because we are all different people and entitled to our own personal opinions.

The Guide is for carefully illustrating what is and is not involvement. The law, unfortunately, has to be brief enough so players can actually remember it without going to Space Law school.

>>171091713
This is a multiplayer game and anything that pushes players away from each other has to be for a very good reason or else it's hurting the core game design.

Mining and Xenoarchaeology have very good reasons to be on the Asteroid.

Bomb Science has an arguable reason, but not a conclusive and compelling one.

I would have never personally chosen to put Research Botany on the Asteroid and only did it because I was asked to.

>>171091661
>same thing happened to me
>immediately leave room and yell over comms his failure
>sec does nothing
>he has a flashbang later somehow
>does it properly this time
>has me kill sec

>>171091616
No I love flcl and I love morena, there's just better ss13 anime out there

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>>171091650
Name one decent piece of western media made in the last 3 years besides pic related.