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First for underated waifu

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actually buy-able Nox skins when

>>170835743
When Nu Wa get one

Why do people refuse to surrender when your Tank isn't building tanky, the enemy have taken both phoenixes and only 3 of the people on the team have kills?

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>>170836259

>nu wa

>>170836487
because MUH LATEGAME

>tfw team has no lategame gods
>tfw everyone is building like a retarded monkey
>current death total 5-48

>>170837416

>our team has a neith
>theirs has an artemis
>don't worry we got this late game

are you fucking high or stupid or both?

>>170837773
>our team has a Neith
>builds max attack speed with Fatalis and Deathbringer
>goes 1-16

FUCK YOU YOU MEXICUNT

How many of each role should I master before playing ranked

>>170841320
I'm going to say 5

>>170841320
As many as you can

>>170841320
3 is the bare minimum

>>170841320
4-5

Anyone on EUW wanna add me for games?
I like this game but literally no one i know is playing it. Be warned,i am a shitter that is still learning the game. IGN:AfroPower

anyone else having a problem playing the Morrigan where you don't turn into the god you selected? I'm not sure what the issue is, but I just got done with a game where twice I attempted to turn into Hades, watched myself click on his icon, and then turned into Susano and the other time I turned into Anhur. I mean I made it a point the second time to make sure I clicked on the correct icon and I still turned into Anhur. Got a kill anyway because my hades pulled everyone in and I ulted for triple kill, but still. Really fucked me up thinking I was diving in as one guy and then turn into another

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>>170845007
Never has this problem but she is still so bugged, it doesn't surpsise me.

>>170846863
>flat chest skinny girl tries cosplaying chunky girl with big boobs
hmmm

>>170847017
still would lick her buttcheeks tho

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>>170835718

>Dyke hair
>Waifu material

No.

>>170849664
Nike has dyke hair but her voice more than makes up for it.

I want her to read me the dictionary.

Any youtube channels that explain conquest roles in depth, what you should be focusing on as the game progresses? The only videos I can find are lackluster ones that say only 'start in this lane' or irrelevant ones like 'top 10 plays'

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>>170849664
anon probably means THIS SERQET

>>170852984
What a bang up to the elephant picture.

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I've had a bad day today with terrible people like 80 percent of the games i have played today have had the most terrible obnoxious players i have ever had the displeasure of playing with I just think to myself sometimes why me

what god should I use for ranked duel to win easy and being a good try harder

>>170855201
Loki :)

>>170855201
posidon
chronos was unstoppable last season idk now though

>>170855201
Freya, Chang'e, Medusa, Apollo, Bakasura, Kali, Loki, He Bo.

I'v dislocated my knee before but it was still more pleasurable than fighting Nox, why the fuck does an AoE that big and that damaging need a silence ontop of it.

I wouldn't even care that much if her escape potential wasn't in at least the top 3 in the game.

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I just masturbated to a smitefu for the first time
am I a degenerate now?

>>170859445
I hope it wasn't scylla

>>170855979
pussydon is the classic one when you use it you do no damage, when they use it, he rekt you. (same build)

>>170856794
freya: ban and shit early
chang'e: I never lost to one, easy to counter
medusa: great at boxing but thats it, I played a bit and I dont know why she is that great
apollo: I know he is the most easy op adc in the game with the crazy attack speed, prob will try
baka: ban
kali: ban
loki: I dont know how some people use it so well
he bo: ban

I usually play anhur, but he is not that good. like at all. any amc, skadi or pose will win you no matter what. any decent hou yi, ullr, apollo or medusa will win you too with no difficulty. half of the warriors/assasin have better defense/burst than you. anhur just look ok vs mediocre players I guess

>>170860145
Late game Chang'e is pretty much impossible to fight against 1v1. You will get infinitely poked out while she cucks your damage and heals.
Medusa's frostlalis is the most cancerous of all the hunters. She can also avoid getting hit by Bull Demon and the Titan all together. Her 75% ult just makes her better at burst in general.
I forgot to mention that AMC, Skadi, and Poseidon are all also the easy win Gods.

>Enemy Izzy builds
Ninja>Odysseus>Jotunns>WD>Quins>And god know what else was next
>Goes 7-8-15

>I as Izzy build
Warrior>Asi>Executioner>Ichval>Malice>Stage One DB
>Go 2-3-16

How the fuck is this bitch supposed to be played and built?!

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>want to play ranked as jungler
>don't want to be bullied if we lose
why do they always blame the junglers though...

>>170859445
Depend which one, anon.

>>170860736
the thing with chang'e is I always get silverbranch, boots and pestilence and she cant do shit at all. then frostalis and exec, cause she will get stacks/armor so she still have no dmg and I just can kill her easy. I dont think she can recover. never happened to me, like I said, I won the 4-5 games I had vs her.

I will try to focus on medusa and poseidon, I play both in conquest a lot but still

>>170861567
I was 22 2 as a jungler in min 20, my team manage to lose anyway cause permachasing+0 knowledge of objetcives/engages, and yet they still blame me. I had +15k more dmg than anyobody else in the team too.

>>170861567
that shouldn't deter you, shitters blame anyone they can

why is every mid nu wa now

>>170689318
Very janky/unresponsive even for a turn-based tactical game.
The game would have to undergo a total transformation from alpha to beta to be enjoyable.

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>>170859713
>>170861578
brehs...

>>170864021
better question would be why is every jungler thanatos now

how is in possible that I can get consecutively queued with shitter after shitter after shitter after shitter.

HR really need stricter ranked requirements.
I still get people asking day 1 shit like how can people not get frozen by medusa's ult.

>>170864756
That's merely shit taste, anon, you'll live.

>>170864756
original skin is cuter

>>170864756
It's okay, I ERP'd with one on F-list before.

>another game of first to lvl5 wins
Kill me pls

Is there a better feeling in casual conquest than laning against the same god and completely pushing their shit in?

>>170847598
>her

>Lose every single game except for versus bots
>Only loses occasionally in other mobas
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>170869881
getting a single win in ranked.

But yeah, mirrors can be fun depending on the god, stomping is pretty boring after awhile though.
I like even matches more.

>>170869881
>match is even up until level 5, we both back after an ult trade in solo lane
>I come back with boots and the start of Breastplate, they come back with just Boots
>the slight advantage snowballs, I now have Valor and they have the start of Jotunn's
>they literally can not do anything

It's fun until it starts snowballing

The only fun part of conquest is the early game from 1-5

Why is this game so snowbally? I have never comeback from anything. I'm not normally that guy who gives up at 10 minutes cause he died twice, but seriously are comebacks even possible in this game?

>>170872895
They are, but if the enemy gets ahead slightly then builds defensively, or if your team doesn't know how to play from behind, it can be horrible. Especially when the person that's ahead is their ADC, or jungler. Because then their Support can roam, or they'll be coming in to lanes and stomping

>>170872895
sometimes my opponents disconnect

>>170872895
Depends. I consider 10k gold or 50 Arena points the point of no return.

>>170871950
>love laning
>but duel is a fucking borefest to play and theres too may ez gods to ban
>>170872895
its very possible.
Ive came back from having a titan at a quarter health and them having all tier 1s.
People just have no clue what defending or wards are.

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>queue up meme modes while a bit tipsy
>see queue pop and it's cuckquest
>ohshit.png
>bottom elo, just pick solo since it's the least impactful role
>end up being the only rando, but their jungler a shit and gives me free kills
>we end up winning against a 5man premade

>>170873175
>50 Arena points
>no return
thats nothing really, 100 points maybe

And another thing does this game not punish leavers? If its not a 0/10 guy in 10 minutes its someone leaving the game.

>>170873994
leavers get temp banned for 30 mins. if they abandon another match in the next 48? hours they get banned for like 2 hours, and then it gets bigger and bigger until it's brought to a devs attention and they get a proper ban.

>>170869881
>Kuku vs Kuku mid
>vampiric shroud+boots vs his sands of time+boots
>he backs after I push him under tower
>see him start teleporting to the tower
>this nigger picked teleport as his first relic
>drop a storm on the tower and fire my ult
>YOU HAVE KILLED A GOD
>rotate to solo and get a kill and an assist helping Bellona drop Thanatos and Tyr
>whole match snowballs out of control from there
>Ullr and Kumbhakarna slapping the shit out of Medusa and Amaterasu support. Kumbha starts rotating and towers start dropping like flies
>they surrender at 15 after kukulkan teleports into a tower that all 5 of us are attacking and gets deleted in 2 seconds
>Tyr blames Kuku for him losing lane because he would never call MIA when I rotated over to him

Shit was pretty fun to be honest

>>170874727
>Amaterasu support.
why is this meme still happening

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>>170877869
she's actually good due to her stance aura, makes her a decent in a team fight and gives extra MS while rotating with her team
Her 2 also does a shit ton of damage early game and can help you clear easily for extra pressure and on top of that she has that ult for team fights. she was always viable in the support role but she's just being picked up as of recent due to early game pressure being a thing

>>170878198
>her 2 also does a shit ton of damage early game
No, it does not.
>she was "always" viable in the support role
No, she was not. Everything else you said is fine.

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>entire team disconnects within 4 minutes
>left fingering myself defending all towers
why is this allowed

Artemis seems really good now.

>>170879384
Well I hope you don't leave, that would be unsportsmanlike and worthy of a 2hour ban

>>170878382
100 dmg early on is good, the extra dmg mitigation help her not get bullied by other gods as well. I always felt she fit support well, why wouldn't she?

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>tfw been playing Smite since it came to XBone
>tfw still too anxious to play Ranked Conquest
I just want to have decent players on my team, but I'm worried that I might not meet my own expectations.

>playing Joust with some friends
>it's been a while since we've played and we want to test the waters
>think we're going to do poorly
>game starts
>we're fucking dominating
>having a blast
>make our final push on the titan
>just as we reach it we all lose our connection and the game crashes
Thanks HiRez for reminding us of why we stopped playing in the first place.

>>170879664
then play an easy role like carry or mid

>>170879664
Anon should go Anubis Jungle.
After all, the pros can make it work!
Seriously, I am absolutely fucking tilted right now. Fuck you and your 3/19/7 ass fucking Boobis shitter.

was playing casual conq today and it reminded me of why i love this game mode
>kuku mid
>osiris solo
>both terrible
>kuku never commits, spends most of the game under his tower
>doesn't even join the jungler in taking mid harpies or to grab damage buff
>osiris is always farming right in front of tyr's tower
>dies at least twice to fearless/tower shot combo
>neither of them ward ever
>kuku only ever says "enemy missing middle" if anything at all
>osiris dies to hebo gank half a dozen times
>eventually ends up dying to tyr,hebo,awilix, and a rotating ymir pushing his tower
>obviously mad, osiris starts spamming the chat
>"enemy missing middle!"
>"enemy missing middle!"
>"enemy missing middle!"
>...
>suddenly kuku:
>"yes!"
>"enemy missing middle!"
>"that's too bad!"
>laughing my ass off
>hear the familiar popping of a mic being turned on
>see as little headset image appear next to osiris' icon
>"LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT-!"
i fucking died

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>>170881330
>hear mic pop
>quickly lowers volume
if you want me to listen to you you better buy a voicepack

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>>170881330
>tfw sometimes forget to plug in mic before starting game
>afraid to plug it in during lobby due to people getting that Mic Pop PTSD from ragers
i-i just want to hear abilities anon, my mic is lowered to the lowest audio frequencies :(

>>170881330
that kuku is where i'm at now just slowly learning the games and basic call outs not wanting to feed the enemy team

What's with the favour pricing on gods, one or two is like 500 most are 5500 and one is 11000

>>170882859
>500 cost

'New player friendly' entry level gods

>5500

Every other god

>11000

Newest god

It sucks surpassing your friends in skill.
cant do ranked, they only have a limited pool, and easy pubstomp gimmicks shut them down.

>>170882859
>>170884539
Agni was around 1100, but I think the thing to get his curse skin still gives you the god for free.
If you're a new player, there are at least 5 free gods you can get through various company skins. Nu Wa, Artemis, Apollo, and Agni are the only ones that come to mind, but I know there are others.

>>170881508
>enter a match
>Drums Out Raijin on my team
muted immediately with extreme prejudice

>>170882623
That Osiris must be where approximately 70% of the playerbase is at desu

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>>170852984
That's not best Serqet

>>170888915
No he was right, steampunk is the hottest

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*dives your tower*

>>170891032
>watch closely...

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>>170891032
*blocks your path*

servers back up when

>>170891371
>play Herc
>nobody in the other team build antiheal
It's like they are asking for a VEL spam.

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>>170891371
>play herc
>aopuch on the other team
>ohshit.jpg
>dont skill up heal for 10 minutes
>their aopuch is fucking retarded and buys divine ruin and gem of iso when those effects are literally already in his kit
>aopuch is annoying but deals literally negative damage
>win the game 78-0
is there a better feeling than this?

>>170892729
>not building gem of iso on Ah Puch
His ult is nearly useless without it.

>>170891371
fucking delete this guy from the game already

>>170892729
His ult is actually pretty shit without Gem of iso.

>>170892729
Huh? Based on what you just said he built correctly. You just played the more op god.

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>>170892549
>when you activate your 3 just as big dmg comes your way and heal 3/4ths of your health back

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>>170894082
>divine ruin on ahpuch
>already have an ability that poops on healing
EXPLAIN THIS!

>>170894172
While ahpush 3 punishes you for healing it doesn't reduce the healing done. Its also a pretty small AOE in comparison to his other abilities so it usually only hits 1-2 people.
With divine ruin you can basically 100% negate the enemy teams healing as ahpush.

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>When you smash a guy so hard that he PMs you the entire match whining
I was so drunk on the schadenfreude that I could barely play.

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>>170894628
>smash a guy so hard he starts PMing you after a match
>ignore it and go into another match
>come out of that match 30 mins later and you have nearly 100 messages from him
>type something back
>blocked

>>170894628
>>170894698
>pcucks cant go one game without some autist sperging
Sad

>>170894808
>guy who rages at me starts talking about random things and ends up being a nice conversation
I like this.

>>170894808
Admit it, you're just jealous.

>>170882859
Just buy the all god pack it's worth it

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Why is Nemesis such a slut?

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>le hercules is op because Im too stupid to stop hitting him when he's glowing green
>while chaac is considered completely fine

you fags amaze me

>>170902683
Chaac heal way less and once he used his ult you can basically ignore him during a teamfight, not Herc.

>>170902683
Chaac

Heals a total of 120/180/240/300/360 (+180% of your physical power).

Herc

Initial Heal: 60/100/140/180/220 plus Damage Returned as Healing: 30/40/50/60/70% PLUS Protections Buff: 10/20/30/40/50

Hercs also costs less mana and has a lower CD

>>170902683
Hercs heal is waaay better than Chaacs, plus chaacs kit sucks balls outside his ult while Herc has a god tier kit.

>>170894172
>he thinks 100 more damage and a stun negates Herc heal
O am laffen

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I just destroyed with Arachne i think she might be one of my mains now she is so fun

>>170914290
WIth ARachne you either destroy or get wrecked there is no middle ground.

>>170915943
As a 2K Arachne, I can confirm this.
You either successfully snowball early (or at least reach late game) and shit on absolutely anyone or you die once or twice and become useless.

>>170864756
Top taste m8

Does anyone know if the new izanami skin will be in a chest or nah?

So what voice pack should I get: chacc ymir he bo or zhong?

>>170921306
wait for the VPs to go on sale, Smites birthday is soon so just wait for that. Most likely a sale on everything

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So for the goddess after Ganesh, do you prefer furry feet for her, yes or no?

>>170922116
Don't care as long as she has fluffy tails.

>>170922621
yeah i want the nine fluffy tails too

Are there any mage types that you can put Poly on where it isn't a meme choice? I kind of want to try getting Basic Attacks into my mage combos but not sure who best to do it with.

>>170924457
>page 10
Hello darkness my old friend.

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Is this game fun? I didnt play too many MOBA's before but this one really is appealing. Any beginner God to recommend for a support type of player?

>>170927959
Ra is pretty easy to understand if you can aim straight lines at things (you can).

I never thought I would like ASSFAGGOTS, but I'm into history and mythology, plus I know a qt3.14 who plays it with me

>>170927959
>Any beginner God to recommend for a support type of player?
khepri, sobek, sylvanus, kumbha

>>170928514
Apologies for le reddit spacing. I'm at work and this is how everyone fucking emails each other over here.

>>170928705
>reddit spacing
This isnt a thing. stop listening to shitters.

People Like reading clean separated lines because its more pleasing to the eye. Which is why greentexting caught on.

And your two sentences were sepeprate thoughts.

Double spacing shit


like this


is where it gets obnoxious

>>170929527
It

hath

been

dubbed


TUMBLR SPACING

>>170929527
t. plebbitor

@170929806
literally have never touched that site in my life. Threaded conversations, the sites layout and how you traverse everything makes me want to puke

>>170930002
>@
t. normie

#170930651
t. newfriend

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>>170902389
NEMI IS PURE DELETE THIS POST!

>>170931912
new is a slut

>>170931912
I want to lick her butt.

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>>170932426
this but with her feet!

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>>170933013
You ruined it

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>>170933261
are you a wizard

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I kind of miss old spidertits, I mean the new one is fine I like it but I wished they had kept the "retro" skin.

Which knowing HiRez will probably make it purchasable in the future. "retroskins"

so is it going to be possible to get all the lmited skins in this adventure jew hi rez is pushing or is it only 1 limited skin per adventure

>>170917458
>>170922116
>>170931912
>>170933013
>>170933261
>>170935779
>>170938635
>dumb waifutardnigger cunt cuck beta numales at it again

>>/trash/ is this way

>>170939090
How much is the Victory Bundle?

While Nike’s Valley of Victory Adventure is live, the Victory Bundle is 700 Gems. Once the game-mode is over, the cost will be 1000 Gems.
Can I still purchase the Victory Bundle once the Valley of Victory is over?

Yes! It will no longer be a discounted price, but you will be able to purchase the Victory Bundle during all 2017 Adventures.

4.4 patch when ffs

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I'v only just noticed you can buy the non-dance emotes for favour, has that always been a thing or was it added recently?

>>170941009
always been a thing for the basic emotes.

>>170940078
Tomorrow

https://twitter.com/HiRezAmanda/status/841409052223668224
Underworld arena come back in 4.4

>>170942806
on console??

Trying to start a game but the green "play" button is grey and wont let me queue up. Is this happening to anybody else?

>>170943910
restart smite

>>170943215
No on PC, probably next week on console

If Ah Puch were reverted back to his release would he still be considered OP? People know how to work around his kit now.

>>170949545
Tell me oh wise dumb one, how do you work around his kit now?

>>170949898
Dodge the one.
That's literally it.

>>170949898
Have you considered moving out of the way?

>>170949994
>>170950014
oh wow, sooooo fucking easy why couldn't I think of that? you're so smart anons
retards

>>170950740
>being this shit
I bet you backpedal.

ded gaem
on pc

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>>170954613
You know what will get this general alive again?

Futaposting. Which goddess is the best when Futa'd and why is it Skadi?

NOx is such a shitty pick everything she has is easily jukeable

>>170960068
Too bad, I'm playing her.

So what exactly do I have to do to unlock the limited guan and susano skin? Don't tell me I have to buy that 700 gem bullshit...

>>170961721

700 gems

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Important poll for important people.

www.strawpoll.me/12526478/

>No fanfic of Nox getting revenge on Zeus for raping Nemesis by seducing him, giving him a hand job, then snapping his dick right before he's about to cum.

>>170964338
damn desu... would read

>>170964338
>TFW but Zeus rapes everything, better to just curse him into a rule 63 form.
Not that that is going to stop the raping any. This is Zeus we are talking about.

>>170964338
Nox, old as creation itself, was not surprised by the atrocities that Zeus had committed, for she had witnessed them habitually. However, upon the hearing of her own daughter, Nemesis, being violated by the man who claims himself to be king of the Gods, resentment and hatred filled her heart. For all life she provides, for Zeus to so narcissistically claim as his own, and use them as objects, she began to abhor Zeus. She would not, she could not, tolerate what was done to her daughter, traumatized by the event.
Nox, with killing intent, knew it was not possible to kill a God, but she wished to inflict an eternal suffering, a darkness that would haunt Zeus for all eternity. She appeared at Zeus' throne, greeting him. Nox pretended to be unaware of Zeus' actions, making mere, small discussion. Zeus, confused by her presence, and out of fear and respect, addressed her formally. Leading Zeus into a false sense of security, Nox sat beside Zeus, making him feel as if he need not worry about Nox ever finding out about his actions. Nox then began to undress herself, revealing a grand, busty chest, circular and plump, fulling taking up one's hands. Her nipples, bright and pink, stood out clearly, seemingly being wished to be sucked. Zeus, giving into sexual temptation, could not resist his hardening member from appearing.
"What have we here?" Nox said, chuckling, as she noticed a clear bulge through Zeus' clothing. Removing it, she revealed a throbbing, erect cock, clearly eager and wanting of affection, and whose better than the mother of nearly all components of life itself. Nox, gripping the base of his cock, softly, began to feel her thumb up and down his shaft, getting a sense of his skin. Then, she dragged the skin down, revealing a pre cum leaking head, getting onto her gloves. This angered Nox, yet, she still looked at Zeus with a seductive smile, showing confidence in her ability to please even the king of the Gods.

>>170967069
As Nox continuously stroked Zeus' member, she lead her other hand towards Zeus' balls, cupping them, lightly pulling on them. As the pink head of his cock began to secrete more precum, Nox could feel an immense amount of pressure build up in his balls, slowing rising to the base. Now that he was in his most vulnerable, Nox new it was time.
Suddenly, all sight around Zeus turned into pure nothingness, only seeing himself. For the first time in his life, he was incapable of seeing anything, he could not fend for himself.
"What are you planning!?" Zeus shouted, distress pouring from his lungs.
Nox chuckled, with her echos lasting seemingly an eternity. Suddenly, her soft grip turned into a ripening hard one, causing Zeus to grunt in pain. He struggled as he attempted to flee, but his entire body was locked in place, witnessing a black and purple outline surrounding and consuming his body. Then, in a slow motion, Nox began to pull Zeus' cock down. As his member continuously lowered against his will, he began to cry tears of agony, Nox only watched in pleasure. His skin soon started to rip, revealing the flesh of the member that violated her daughter. Seeing it, she performed the action even harder, ripping his cock off hole, as Zeus, eyes wide open, yelled in extreme horror and agony, blood dripping everywhere, yet for his sight, unable to see where. Nox then placed her foot right above Zeus' head, forcing it towards the ground. His tears mixed with his blood, being forced to soil himself in it. At last, Nox lifted the darkness that consumed his sight, leaving a mirror, to show Zeus, weakened and violated, degraded and ruined, being ever so hopeless, his member now gone for the rest of existence itself.

>>170968047
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/bc/Nox_Taunt_Directed_Zeus.ogg

Nice story, Anon.

>>170968253
Thanks.

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Bart is still fucking fire.

>>170968253
thanks man, worked hard on it

>>170955021
that's not Kali

>play assault
>go against two premades
>my team gets 3 hunters and 2 mages
>their team gets a tank, two assassins, a mage, and a hunter
>they were obviously going try hard mode the whole game
>we still win somehow
>after the game, they say they were just messing around and not playing seriously
Why do people feel the need to lie on the internet?

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Tell me about your Jing Wei sexual fantasies /smiggen/.

>>170974503
had a dream she was my gf and I took her out to watch baby metal perform

>>170974503
farting

Okay so returning player here, I've been gone for a very long time, like we're talking just after ao kuangs rework/model.

Are there any sites that I can find builds on? I'd like to try out these new characters but I don't want to be 100% fucking useless.

I understand such sites are situational/shit but something to start with is better than nothing right?

>>170974454
>pointing out that they weren't trying
LOL

>>170974503
mile high club

>>170974503
I've ERPed with one before

>>170977067
I like smirefire.

>>170977067
http://smite.guru/builds

>>170977504

I'm too concerned about that site, I used to use it for games like LoL but it was just full of meme trash, though that may be different with smite.

>>170977593

This is ideal, thanks man.

>>170977702
It's pretty good desu. I wouldn't use >>170977593, that shit has the same thing posted for every class.

>>170977752

Ah I see.

I have to say I used to main zeus but this new "throw shield" thing is a bit weird.

It's very good in terms of usability don't get me wrong, it just seems a smidge silly is all. Kinda miss the momvenet+protections of the old 2.

>>170977398
post text logs

>1st game of ctf
>everybody instalocks Gods
>left with the remaining one
>no idea what's going on
>only 30 seconds to pick a build
>go full crit
>die
>Ended up changing to lifesteal
What do you build with artemis?

>>170978149
They're not online and I'm not about to share them.

Jing Wei getting ganked by Ares, involving a bit of paddling and rape though. It was fun.

>>170978262
>What do you build with artemis?
Warrior tabi/Ninja(negligible dps difference), bloodforge, fatalis, wind demon, deathbringer , poison star or titans.

Only for capture the flag.

>>170974503
The Morrigan and I are her adopted parents and The Morrigan and I help teach her about the birds and the bees which ends in a threesome

>>170979139

That's fucking disturbing anon.

Also can't queue, is it happening?

>>170978262
for ctf you should probably go
warrior tabi
asi/bloodforge
hastend fatalis
executioner
wind demon
deathbringer

>>170979313
Patch.

>>170980360

Any idea how long for? I want to play that new god.

>>170892729
Ah Puch is one of the gimpiest mage in Smite by far.
You literally were slaughtering a crippled child lol.

>>170892729
>78-0
i kek'd, was it really that onesided? post pics

>>170977961
Because the protections shield gave was minor and the ms wasn't that useful.
The charge adding mechanic was the only decent thing about it.

>>170981682

As I said anon I agree that it's a better skill but it's.. I dunno offputting.

What items do you get on Ameterasu Support

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>>170982926
>Ameterasu Support
THIS MEME ENDS TODAY

>>170983253
but she has actual abilities that support teammates and isn't just a CC god

>>170983313
If you want to play Amaterasu, just take her Solo.

>Enemy has a team but I don't
How is this fair in the slightest?

>>170982926
Typical support build, so boot>sovereignty>gauntlet of thebes>situational defense items.
You can add shogun's kusari because she benefit from attack speed, shield of regrowth if you want to go fast, and maybe a more offensive item like void shield.

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>I'm a monster!

>>170987032
but this general said void shield was absolute shit now and never worth picking up

>>170988282
me on the left

>>170987032
what about any starter items?

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>>170988282

is the game still down?

>>170988449
nvm, it's back up

>>170967069
>>170968047

kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself

Anyone else unable to get into the game? Says it's up but I'm constantly being brought to a disconnected screen.

>>170988291
This general also want to fuck little girl and girl with dick, don't listen to everything they say.

>>170988370
You are a support, you pick watcher's gift

>>170989274
HiRez literally fucked up twice just now. They said the game was up, but it was still down. They "fixed" it, but now the game keeps people disconnected.

>>170989395

I dunno why I expected anything less.

Thanks for the heads up anon.

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>I'm a monster!

https://twitter.com/HirezOps/status/841618371938471936
They restart smite

>>170990431
>start up a match
>enemy team gets 4 kills within 3 minutes
>server restarts
Thank you, Hirez

>>170989294
what about war flag

>>170988282
me on right

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>>170989021
why so mad?

>>170990742
Doesn't give you gold.

>>170968047
I need more
more featuring nemesis!

>>170990996
post more cute!

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>>170992206

>>170982926
Ring of repick then choose a Support that can actually help your carry you dumb chucklefuck

>>170993268
Fuck you, if you are old enough to post here you are old enough to not need a babysitter.

Game back guys, time to play with the Cernunnos instalocker and see them feed.

>new Chronos skin is listed as Exclusive
>can buy it for 400 gems

uhhhh what?

>>170994521
Like Epsolon last year, you can buy it directly now but it will be put in a chest in the future.

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>someone feeds 4-5 kills and then leaves in the 1st 10 minutes
>"okay fuck it will just surrender"
>throw up surrender at 10
>2 people instantly f7
>"we got this" they say
>the next 3 minutes is us getting our asses rammed because they're already up by the free kills and they can 2-3 gank every lane
>at 13 mins we surrender
EVERY
TIME

>>170995461

>ever surrendering

IT should be removed from the game full stop, it does nothing but promote people being crybabys and giving up.

>>170993619
Seems strange that they don't release a guardian for each role the same time

>>170995871
>no surrender option
>with smites matchmaking
no thank you

so what do the smite award points get you in this valley of victory or are they just to upragde that global emote ?

>>170995972

Every game has shit matchmaking to be fair.

>Apollo is shit now
>Fatalis fucking nerfed with a prize increased and attack speed reduced
Fuck you hirez, legit fuck you.

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>God whose only included because twitch memes
>is complete shit
well well well

>>171000182
at least my team doesn't pick him anymore

Returner here, when did they change ratatoskrs kit?

Why are the meme picks always done by shitters just once i'd like it to be the guy who is great at the game and just wants a challenge by playing an unusual god

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Oh boi a smite update that's on time. I am legitimately surprised

>Dreamhack summer this year will be in spain
JAJAJAJAJAJA. So still no info about smite but like last year we will probably have an event.

>>171000182
I've had good luck with him going watchers > reinforced > Nemean > Thebes > Iso > Discord > sell watchers for Eheral/Renewal/Voidstone. Makes him hard as fuck to kill and plenty of CDR. Build enhanced Thorns too to max the damage reflect

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> Twisted Metal Morrigan
It's garbage. The gravity-defying taffy hair. The terrible VP. The overdone stereotype.

But I still want it so bad.

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In order to get the new Bellona skin I need to have the hirez twitch stream open right? Not just any Smite twitch stream (Assuming the person linked their account).

>>171008727
I believe that yes, but the chest drop rate seems to be significantly higher during Hi-Rez stream.

http://esports.smitegame.com/2017/03/14/smite-heads-to-dreamhack-valencia-for-summer-finals/

I main solo lane, my favorite picks are Odin, Amaterasu, and Osiris
Who should I main?

>>171012727
I'm playing Ama when I can. Shield of regrowth is fucking OP right now

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Anyone want to play?
/NA/

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>>171013629

>>170979139
Does The turn into Jing?

well solo queue finally broke me enough to uninstall.
gl lads, done with this hell for awhile.

>>171017463
See you later anon.

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>people raging after losing motd with new god only arena

kek

>>171017463
I feel you. I was in diamond 1 with 40 tp two days ago. Lost 7 games in a row. I'm not saying it only my team's fault, I got fucked pretty hard in few games but I legit can't even think about turning on smite.
Going to beat Wither 3 with all DLCs maybe then I'll want to play smite again

>>171017463
okay, but who are you?

http://www.smiteprobuilds.com/
Now you can feed BUT with a pro build.

>>171017685
I will never understand why the most casual of all game mode attract such salty player.

I have to say that cern's 2 is fucking weird

it's like a ball that rolls up to something then explodes, I thought it was just gonna be like chiron's or skadi's circle

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>playing baka in siege
>mirror match. dicking the other baka.
>he messages me "try killing me without your ult you noob"
>kill him without using my ult
I love when bots get mad

Objectively the best Izanami player here.
Give it to me straight, boys. How many items does the chest with the Izanami skin have?

>>171017463
I feel you I almost demoted out of diamond because of soloqs. got leavers for like 5 games in a row before I just stopped

>>171019056

55!!!! xD

hirez does it again!

is anybody down to play ranked joust with me? soloqs are really fucking me up. and can you not be like plat 4

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Found this while opening my stash of unopened Loot Crate boxes.
I know it's unused as I play on console and it only works for PC.
Anyways, this is for one lucky anon.

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>>171020004

yoooo thanks bud

How do i build the new hunter?
pen and attack speed or crit and attack speed?

>>171021651
Latter
max attack speed, rage and DB

>>171021651
Pen and attack speed. Also the guy need to have his number taken down a bit, like his ult has one of the best CC in the game but it still deal shiton of damage.

>>171021651
Pen and attack speed. Do you guys think it's better to get Ex or Qins on him? What about Fatalis?

>medusa is good in duel

well, she is not at all. so weak early and push, you get outpushed and snowballed from there. what a piece of shit

>>171023594
Literally no one ever claimed Medusa was good in Duel.

>>171023594
You probably fought a Medusa who built deaths toll.

>>171024507
she is literally top tier in a lot of tierlist for duels
>tierlists

>>171024584
no, I was medusa, and I always get bluestone, and doesnt matter, a lot of gods with better push/burst will shit on you
>muh fatalis
so? doesnt matter when they will have more gold, xp and buffs cause you get outpushed easy and snowballed from that shit early

>>171026413
>being upset about duel

it's like sticking your dick in a bee hive and complaining about being stung

>>171026413
Her clear is fine at level 5. You're just bad.

>>171027153
>at level 5
>when the other already got red and both blues and lvl 5 before you so you are stomped

how is bronze 5 going on kid

>>171029926
A pity she isn't that dark, thicc, busty, or ripped in-game.

>>171027404
I'm in diamond.
She's great for a reason. You're just shit.

>>171029926
UGLY

>>171031236
""""diamond""""
sure thing kid
>great for a reason
>cant bring any argument

Is the game down?

I can't connect.

Has anyone tried playing smite pc with the xbone game pad? Any good for some casual fun?

>>171034395

It works if what's what you're asking

>casual fun
>smite

>>171032931
Her clear is fine. She isn't a pusher but her clear with bluestone + tier 1 trans can match anyone fine. Her singular burst is some of the best. She can all in with her dash and land all 3 boosted autos without fear of punishment because its a 1v1, and the burst is very high at all stages of the game. With Fatalis she can kite about anyone, whether its another hunter or mage. She can also kite the bull demon and Titan, not getting hit by them at all. Once she gets frostalis she can has an extremely easy time winning the game. Her 75% ult only made her better at bursting / trading extremely easily but she was a great duel pick before she got it.
Again, you are trash and thought that getting out cleared was the end of the world and shitted yourself when her clear can match or out clear just fine, and will have no problems at level 5.

>>171034676
>bluestone + tier 1 trans
>duel

>getting out cleared was the end of the world
>like thats not the most important thing against good early game picks

HAHAHAHAH your bronze 5 is showind kiddo.

and yes, medusa is a strong pick, but still his early is weak and can get snowballed easy, just like Im saying from the start

>>171035241
Literally what the fuck are you saying lmao. You're so trash.
Medusa's clear is much, much better with that start. Expect to get out cleared otherwise. Asi is a decent enough substitute for Devo's, you don't NEED Devo's on every hunter you play in duel. All you need to do is not die until level 5 and you're literally just fine. There's a reason why Freya and He Bo are top picks and bans despite being completely late game. Even if the Freya / Medusa / He Bo gets out cleared by say an Apollo or Anhur, they can still almost always get their blue and be able to trade fine and then still their blues or contest the next red. Almost all top duel picks don't necessarily have instant level 3 clear so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. There clear is great, yes, but its not instant, and the clears of God's in that tier almost always match each other.
If you think Medusa is bad, you default think almost all of the top picks and bans are for the same reasons, and if that's the case, enjoy your Wood V. Don't get splinters

>>171035954
>you think Medusa is bad
>when I literally said "medusa is a strong pick"

you cant even read kid. and I dont saw a medusa going for trans in duel, not from 3-4 grandmaster players in any of his videos with medusa for example. and again, you get outpushed and cant contest early buffs at all, and with that diference if they are not retarded you can get snowballed; from chaac or iza for example

>see someone playing as jing wei
>ask if they'd like to erp
>"fk off just play the game"
would jing wei really talk like that?

>>171037178
You know that person erps but wasn't feeling it.

Why else would you know what erp means.

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I am not hip with the kids these days.

What dance is the new Scylla dance? I do not recognize it.

>>171039573
post webm

>>171039691
Didn't I just say that I am not hip with the kids these days?

>>171039573
It's just the dance she did on the promotional screen for Daisy Despair when that skin was new. Thought it might a beetlejuice reference but it's not.

>>171039573
Scylla and Terra dance aren't reference.

Why every loki player is a massive faggot? They do shit entire match, BM and when you say something they call you "kid". If you reading this and you play loki I hope you get cancer

I still can't fucking connect to the game is it down?

>>171046231
>not making a smurf to play Loki exclusively and deprive faggots like that of their favorite character

It's so fun to watch the flames burn.

>>171046231
How much Loki must we play? I only use him sparingly.

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ohaiyo smite kun~
I... I was just .. *blushes*
wondering if you could...


STOP PAIRING ME WITH SHITTERS FOR FUCKS SAKE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I POUR MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THESE MATCHES AND I GET REWARDED WITH TANKS THAT JUST FUCKING SIT THERE AND DON'T INITIATE AND ARE ALLERGIC TO TANKING TOWERS, I GET RETARDED ASSASINS AND LOKI PLAYERS THAT THINK THEY CAN BACKDOOR WHILE THE ENEMY TEAM DESTROYS OUR TITAN, AND THEN THE ICING TO TOP IT ALL OFF I ALWAYS GET ONE OTHER SHITTY MAGE WHO FOR SOME REASON DOESN'T HAVE ANY UTILITY OR CC IN HIS/HER KIT AND THEN JUST PROCEEDS TO DO NO DAMAGE OR SOAK UP DAMAGE FUCKING SMITE MATCHMAKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gee two nice skins in another chest.

Ever since the update i've been laggin like hell what the fuck?

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Y-you guys are just memeing r-right? Surely they wouldn't put izanameme skin in another chest after already doing it for scadi and zeus..

Do you just ignore the first minion wave and go for buff camps when your opponents have cancer clear in the duo lane

>>171056401
>missing an entire wave of xp and gold
Hello Wood V

>>171056401
What is cancer clear?! Not even pre-buff Xbal would lose the entire fucking wave!

i cant see my relics in conqyquest what gives? cant see teammates or enemies either

>>171060272
restart the game after playing ctf

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>underleveled adc takes my buff
>leave game
is there a better feeling than having a shitter lose because you're not carrying them

>>171062675
anime people are the most passive aggressive

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>>171063204
maybe

>being too poor to not already have 54/55 items in every new chest
You're all bad goys

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How do i build this guy in season 4?

>>171064962
No hybrid power/defense items and avoid magical lifesteal if you don't absolutely need it.
Most power builds work pretty well on him when paired with polynomicon.

>>171064761
>tfw paid 600 gems for the new The Morrigan and Izanami skins and Cernunnos VP
Pretty good deal.

>>171064761
>had 52 out of 55 items in gothic chest
>350 gems
>get that shitty Fallen Lord Chronos skin

fuck my life. Oh well, I was going to buy some gems on payday anyway.

Hey and what's up with Loki Charms in the spring chest? I thought there was supposed to be some kind of St. Patricks Day bundle?

>>171066147
They put the bundle in the chest. They put the new Kukulkan skin in that same chest too. Out of all the new skins this patch, only the Chronos one (the worst one) was directly purchasable.

>>171065397
Thanks

>>171066601
np

>>171066830
Should i continue building hastened or just get gud?

Do you still get stuff watching twitch through xbox? Haven't gotten anything yet

>>171067601
Honestly it's not a terrible item to use in many scenarios, but you should really ask yourself if you want to trade in the damage of another possible item for the maneuverability of fatalis.
The "it all depends on the situation" meme actually has some truth behind it.
Part of getting good is learning which items are best for certain conditions.
It's all a learning process.

>steamroll the match of the day so hard that two guys ragequit

Cernunnos is pretty fun. Wish I didn't have to work all day or I would have been playing the MotD more for once. How are you guys building him? I went Warrirors > Ex >Jotunns > Fatalis > Nemean(just for the sake of the MotD) > Crusher. Probably would have built Bloodforge or something instead of Nemean. Or maybe Winged Blade if I wanted the health. I felt like it was worth it to not bother with crits because his bramble patch+ult was doing crazy damage with all that power/pen

>>170979139
The Morrigan whips out a fat feminine dick and takes Jing from behind by surprise while she is riding you

>>171069709
Please stop building Jotunn's on any hunters ever.

>tfw can play Nike because of her new qt skin

I WANT NIKE TO RAPE ME!

>>171064761
I know right? Fucking poorfags.

>>171070749
Not him but why not?

>>171070749
Not even Hou Yi, god of marking and trick shots?

>>171070749
well memed my friend