/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Reminder Kaz runs the crew and blackmails everyone to keep them under his furry thumb.

>>170600021
blackmail me daddy uwu

whats the best way to troll using the LSIA hostile takeover? wheres the best place to stand your ground where cars cant swoop over your dead body and deliver it? ive been at the skatepark underneath the highway.

>>170600021
Get fucked by any horses lately, faggatron?

What if

We took a bike like the bati

and we put miniguns on each side.

6 replies and only half are about the game. why is this is a bad general? worse than /lol/ and /smg/ on a friday

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>>170601035
what if
we got over irrelevant vehicles
and moved on to the shotaro instead

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>it's a yet another supercar

With the GP1, we will have 28 supercars in the game. That's so fucking ridiculous.

>>170601380
Supers are what the kids want

>>170601380
at least they didn't throw in another pistol with it.

>>170601380

That is a great screenshot.

>>170600560
How do we know the shitposter is subs?

>>170601380
What would you want instead, a yet another musclecar?

They're adding cars that people have been begging for for 3 years now, get over it.

Also it's really ironic that you keep samefagging about this because supercars are aesthetically one of the most varied classes.

>>170601484
Because no else can dislike the almighty Kaz

>>170601530
I dislike you kaz.

>>170601512
This is the first time I posted in a GTA General in weeks, dude. Talk about asspulling excuses.

People have been begging for classic GTA vehicles, the only reason they added the GP1 is because people wished they could have a stock Tyrus, but Rockstar fucked that up and gave us a race-variant. Now, they're releasing it as a separate vehicle.

>supercars are aesthetically one of the most varied classes
>most
>varied

LOL.

Nigga, that title belongs to the Sports class. Supercars are lame as fuck because it's all Rockstar releases and what truly gets them Jew Card (tm) sales.

>>170601530
at least kaz can admit his faults and knows when he's wrong and apologizes for it unlike the horsefucker who'd rather lose all his friends (aka people who are way too nice and tolerate his bullshit (and even they got tired of his shit eventually and abandoned him (just like everyone else in his life (like his birthparents for example))))

>>170601854
WE DON'T KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY FUCKED A HORSE.

>>170601530
But I hate myself

why is this general's Discord so fucking cancerous?

>>170602005
probably more neets than usual since this game is 6 years old. unless they can already retire, they have some sort of mental problem preventing them from functioning in society

>>170602005
Because Discord breeds this shit and /gtag/ wasn't smart to tell Annie to fuck off when she started pushing this shit.

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>>170602090
>this game is 6 years old

>>170601816
>supercars are the only thing R* releases and there are too many
>we need more sports cars though there are only 44

It's time to stop

>>170602090
>6 years old

GTA V got released on September 17 in 2013, we haven't even reached the 4th anniversary yet.

>>170602005
this has nothing to do with discord, it's someone trying to get revenge for god knows what reason who doesn't know when to let go
see: second reply you got, that's the guy, nothing is his fault, it's always someone elses
meanwhilem he's the only one still talking about it and the only one who brings it to the thread, every single time

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lowlife update when

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>>170602005
dunno

The discord is pretty cool, you get to see sexy selfies.

>>170602742
>big deal in Planetside

Literally whom

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Rate my shitbox.

>>170602910
Name one gtag you've seen an irl picture of that looks even slightly above average.

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That comfyanon is not me.

>>170603323
Please stop posting with my name thanks

>>170603105
Bossman Bl8

>>170603323
>>170603105

>>170603524
>>170603649
where are you getting these

>>170603528
I picture blater as fat with a neckbeard.

>>170603895
Picture him as yourself?

>>170603105
I've seen a ts pic of justicar.

Dem eyes. God I could wake up to those for the rest of my life.

>>170606835
>justicar.
Yeah right I'm sure he's very handsome

>>170607053
Try not being a thirsty cuck and you might actually get one.

>>170607994
>implying I'd want a picture of some random dude on the internet
no thanks I'm not in to cocks like you are

This is pathetic, Crimefighter, even for someone like you.

Why do we hate Justicar again?

>>170608710
He skidded against crew and lied constantly about it and a bunch of other stuff and caused drama in the thread along with just general cuntish behavior all around.

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>>170608293
>leave discord for this exact fucking reason
>fucking aspie high school Degrassi twinks still going on about me because they have some sick obsession.

Name drop me again, and I will climb inside you with my shoes on. I'm fucking tired of this shit. Take a fucking hint. We are not friends. I want nothing to do with you. Christ. I just want to farm my cars in peace man.

I fucking swear if this is you horsefucker.
>>170606835
Do you have some type of learning disability?
Only three people know what I look like irl, and you are not one of them. Fuck off.

>>170608825
Fuck off with this he/she bullshit. I identify as an artificial intelligence.

KILL YOURSELF

>>170609654
I thought you left because your roommate accidentally revealed you're a dude. Pretty coincidental timing that you left right after that happened.

>>170610047
It was the final part of a 9 month plan that I no longer felt like going through with. I realized it was pointless, burned every identity I laid out as traps, and separated myself from this crews bullshit. My roommate was in colorado for the entire month on the winter clan trip.

I'm a damn good copycat. Fooled you.

>5 years later people still get butthurt over killing for bounties

>>170610486
I never understood why you pretended to be your own roommate but it was fairly obvious from the posting style. Some "plan" that was. Reminds me of that "I was just pretending to be retarded" comic.

shieet,get that "imma boy not a girl"\"did you assume my gender" drama on your tumblr blogs
there are no girls on the internet,only obese middle aged men who watch porn 24\7

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>>170610763
To prove a point.

Amazing how I literally adopted another person's persona and told you exactly what you wanted to hear, but when I'm me everything goes out the fucking window because lol crime ur a liar lol. Lemme see your birth certificate, phone number, your identity, and your social security card too. Next, you'll fucking tell me that I have a relative in Uganda that has 10 million dollars waiting for me.

Probably the most non vidya fun I've had in years.

>>170610862
Hold on Amir. Let me pick my niqab off the floor so I don't offend your culture.

>>170610504
I only get pissy about that one asshole who goes around just pestering other players trying to do activities. its always either some fuckhead in a kuruma or an asshole camping near maze bank with a rocket launcher or minigun

>>170611525
better bring some kebab

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b
est

>>170611525
Absolutely Savage

>>170611525
So you tried to prove a point about how everyone thinks you're a liar by...lying some more? Good going. Point proven I guess. You proved everyone right that you do lie about everything, idiot.

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So theres really know way for me to make some sort of custom race so i can parachute off chilead over and over again? ive made races so i can do it in a car, and even in a gta race where i can exit the car and pick up a parachute my character will never equip it. i seriously have to fly to the top everytime to do this?

i like all the new stuff being offered but the game is getting pretty ridiculously grindy, im playing stunt races just so i can pursue the extravagantly expensive method to get a larger garage because i love my cars.

anyways
>anyone want to be in a ps4 skydiving group?

take turns shuttling jumps up and down the mountain and other locations?

>>170601380
>bosses want more money
>have to create new content to charge ridiculous price tag for
>create a grocery shitbox and charge $1M for it
>no one buys it because its a $1M piece of shit
>get fired for not creating shark card revenue.

>>170603717
probably looking at the most recent snapmatic posts

>>170611868
Wil you fuck off with your shit car already

>>170601530
I whisper dirty things to Kazzi in his sleep

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>tell truth
lol you're a liar
>lie to you
You're telling the truth I believe you 100%

What kind of loopy land have I entered? What kind of test is this?

The difference is how you believed someone who wasn't me who actually was me lying about myself. Sure it's still lying, but it also proves you will believe literally anything as long as I'm not the one saying it. Which is exactly what I wanted to know guinea pig.

>>170614187
Pathetic

This has to be the most cancerous general in the entirety of this site.

>>170614601
try tf2g or the elder scrolls.

no where near this bad

>>170614601
>/gtag/ is the only general I browse

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>>170614601
Nigga have you seen /fog/, /tf2g/ or /esg/? This is only beginner level cancer

>>170614410
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>170614890
Are they autistic just when it comes to in-game choices, or are there full blown-out drama wars between its posters and its Discord group on a bigger scale than this general?

>>170615231
yes

>>170615354
Well shit, ain't that dandy.

>>170615231

GASOL

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU

WHY CAN'T YOU RIGHT CLICK

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>>170615231
Fictional waifu wars between their caked-up whore NPC followers, posters talking as their characters and trying to start shit with other posters posing as their characters, lorefags getting butthurt about 'Non lore-friendly mods' and sperging out over the tiniest of bullshit and mod authors acting like entitled little faggots who think everyone should bow down to them because they can make a dragon have giant tits
It's such an autismo fest that it makes this general look like a fucking inner city coffee shop

>>170615749
ayyy lmao

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>>170612913
i refuse

>>170615968
>brands on a car

anon please.

>>170615968
>medium red on black
>neons on a supercar

Yawn.

>>170615968
>neons
>carbon rims
>Carbon anything
>probably xenon lights
>tinted windows
>edgelord black + red color scheme

>>170616034
>>170616089
>>170616540
By not complying, in his mind, he's getting back at being bullied in school. Literally stop validating the idiot.

>>170616807
i want to bully his butthole

>>170617157
That's gay, anon.

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>>170616034
well, i wish i could remove them
>>170616089
>medium
nigga are you blind? it's the brightest one available
>neons on a supercar
prove that they're bad
>>170616540
>neons
prove that they're bad
>carbon rims
carbon goes with the black on the car, what's wrong with them?
>probably xenon lights
no
>tinted windows
prove that they're bad
>edgelord black + red color scheme
nice meme

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>>170617569
8\420

discord is like the kuruma

Do you neets actually enjoy the drama with all the dickgirls?

>>170618680
What drama, bud?

>>170618680
There's no actual dickgirls in gtag tho.

>>170619149
every fuckin thread is filled with discord releated shitposting

>>170619214
call them whatever you want

>>170619982
Because it's one guy being unable to let go

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>>170615231
Actually after spending time in the discord, it's mostly attacking shitters that fuck with gtag work. I don't have the mic on most times and just listen to idle chatter while grinding. There's definitely worse out there in other gta teamspeaks. There aren't any underage children in this one, which is nice. I didn't fall for the discord cancer meme and the people are alright. But if you don't believe it, then sure, it's trap/tranny/cancer/bait/drama, whatever you prefer.

>>170620254
You sound honest and explained it in a down-to-earth, so I'll believe you.

However, I can't doubt that there are attention whores and fights, it happens by default in every large community no matter how tame they try to be.

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>another premium race not won due to a speeding hacker

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Systems at work are down and I cant vidya. The fuck is this shit

>tfw only one garage of gold bars left

>>170601380
There are way more vehicles in Sports, Muscles, and Motorcycles fagtron.

What we really need is more sports classics though.

If R* were to actually make a separate lowriders class, and move stuff like the Tornado, Peyote, Voodoo, Manana, etc over to it, would the Buccaneer be moved over and completely destroy that class? Or would it stay in muscles and remain useless there?

>>170623459

There should be a lowrider class. My tornado would be the bell of the ball

Weekend discounts are on, by the way. 25% off offices, vehicle warehouses, and special vehicles. Double cash and RP for Special Vehicle Missions.

>>170623645
Peyote > Tornado

I don't know why the fucking Tornado got a custom and the Peyote didn't I'm still mad

>>170621482
implying it's not the same in here

>>170623892

Yea the Peyote would like amazing customed up. My only gripe with the tornado is the liverys look shit and theres very few of them to choose from

>>170623873

Thanks for the heads up anon

>>170623270
It's because they've been big from the start, Captain Autismo.

However, I do agree with your notion. We need more Sports Classics that are actual classic sport cars, not a fancier Roosevelt and cheap excuse of a rusty hotrod.

>>170623892
More like why the Minivan and Sabre Turbo got lowrider variants as opposed to the Peyote and Manana, the actual lowrider-worthy vehicles.

Heck, where's the regular Sabre? G-body GMs are the most popular cars to customize in the Lowrider scene.

>>170625504
>>170625504
Shit, yeah, I want to roleplay Jesse Pinkman

>>170625953
Dressing up as characters from other games/movies/shows and recreating their caars is honestly one of the only fun things left to do in GTA at this point

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>>170601816
McLaren F1 GTR long tail - non race variant.

Is there even such a thing?

>>170625953
You want to RP a little shit who flip-flops between being mad into making Meth and having self pity parties about how awful he is for cooking Meth and who basically ruins absolutely everything for his partner?

>>170626659
yes

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>>170599660
Why does this keep happening?

>>170626656
People wished for the McLaren F1 first, instead, they got the GTR Long Tail.

They wished for it again and again, and then Rockstar suddenly listens and are now releasing it as a whole different vehicle.

>>170626659
I never understood why Jessie was more popular than Walter White, Jessie just came to me as hypocritical whiner who rejects how the world works.

>>170622559
are you fucking retarded
just sell it all now retard

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>>170626883
Understood. Shame I can't have muh Stallion Blista Compact and Dukes too.

>>170626656

Yeah 3 total.

>>170622462
it's a hard life huh

>>170626972
Literally everything would have been perfect and everyone would have been happy if Walter just let Gus have Jessie killed.

Fuck Jessie.

>>170626972
>more popular
Are you sure about that? He's got a snappy catchphrase but other than that I don't think he "steals the show" for most people.
I loved Jesse because he starts out as a lovable idiot but I don't think it's fair to say he stays a tool for the whole show. He probably makes up for most of the genuinely hilarious bits the show has too

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>>170612596


You could do a capture the flag first to score a point.

Add slow shooting pistol

>go into game
>find kazzi standing idle
>go into first person and stare straight at his face
>jack off and bust all over my screen

requesting PC crew invite
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)

SC name: mambou-

>>170628268
Leave IGN please, finfriend

>>170628639
its the same, got the invite

>>170628796
Guess who gotcha? ;)

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So what are the odds we get a formula 1 car (or dare I say more than one) at some point?

how does leaning front/back affect the speed of motorcycle?

>>170630208
Both make you go faster.

On most bikes, leaning back makes you go faster than leaning forward. On the Nightblade and Hakuchou Drag however, leaning forward makes you go faster than leaning back. On the Shotaro, both improve your speed the same amount.

While leaning back is normally faster, it also normally makes it harder to control the bike, particularly on bikes that wheelie very well like the Bati and the regular Hakuchou, so leaning forward is a better idea when navigating turns or traffic, then leaning back to wheelie on the straights.

This is part of what makes the Hakuchou and Shotaro so good, since leaning forward increases your speed as much as or even more than leaning back, you can keep the bike going as fast as possible a lot more, even when weaving through cars and corners.

>>170627619
t. kaz alt

>>170603039
Soccermom/10

Which has the most players on PC? Autoaim or freeaim?

>>170630972
Just join gtags or open one yourself, no one cares about it.

>>170631082
whats gtags?

>>170631453
The crew of this GTA general, GTAG.

>>170631082
I meant overall players in sessions/jobs, not crews.

olll

>>170623459
the sabre would still destroy

The turbo sound is triggering my autism.

When you install it on any vanilla and pre-Lowriders cars, they're sometimes so fucking loud you can barely hear the engine sounds. However, most new vehicles after Lowriders suddenly have zero turbo sounds even when installed. Youu can install a turbo into an Itali GTB and you won't hear it at all, but once put onto a Turismo R, it suddenly yells and gives you ear cancer.

Fuuuuuuuck, having silent turbos is the only thing I'll ever wish for Rockstar to allow us to have, if they do so then I'll stop bitching about anything for-fucking-ever.

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Why can't I keep this cool face scar?

>>170635402
Because Rockstar wants you to look like a fuccboi or a caveman.

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>>170634428
>not wanting loud turbo flutter so you can dose like a mad cunt

Apply yourself, uleh.

>>170635528
It only sounds right in some cars, but not all cars.

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>>170635528

are MC investing worth it? you know that computer at motorcycle club where you can invest on some shit

>>170636914
You mean drug labs?

>>170636914
You need at least 2.5mil per drug labs before it can be profitable enough for you. Otherwise it's just tedious work.

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guys rate my squad
and guess who i am

i wish it was easy to find races. i just want 16-32 man non-stunt races

>>170636914
>need to spend 3 million just to avoid having it produce at a snails-pace and gobbling up all of your resources for one bar of product

No, just get a Vehicle Warehouse, that's the best method of income and is easy to break even with.

>>170637515
>left
inbred fatass
>left-middle
flamboyant cocksucking faggot (you)
>right-middle
post-op tranny
>right
pre-op tranny

overall, 9.5/10

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how do i get the USA pin jacket in freeroam

Double exec shitta online already?

I got about 1.2 mil in the bank will go CEO with the shitter tower this weekend l guess.

>>170634220
This is assuming the sabre turbo custom would be left in muscle cars.

It's not a class for Benny's vehicles (the peyote wouldn't technically qualify then), but for the large, low riding, retro, luxury vehicles.

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>when the client REALLY wants to go offroading

Which special vehicle mission is the most profitable in the shortest time? Might need to know which one to spam for the weekend bonus.

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when

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>>170639696
when

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>>170639696
When?

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fucking retarded ass game, spending 50% of the time in clouds

>>170640208
You were supposed to request GTA IV vehicles that haven't made it to GTA V, you fucking weeaboo.

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>>170639879
when

>>170640235
Get gud internet and a faster HDD m8

>>170639696
not fast enough
too boring
>>170639879
see above
>>170640208
Not enough ricer possibility
>>170640756
See the one above the one above

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>>170640756
when

>>170640848
are you being ironically retarded, or just retarded?

>>170640848
>not fast enough
Vehicle speeds aren't consistent from game to game. If they were, the bullet would have been the fastest supercar in the game when it dropped.

>>170640985
i am thinking from rockstar perspective
now stop posting ugly cars

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>>170641157
Uhh... when?

>>170641395
now that is something rockstar could implement
supercar, ugly and tacky and probably a gigantic price tag

>>170641395
>Topless supercar
yes please.

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Why aren't you playing Vice City?

>>170642113
>implying we're not

The best radio station selection in the entire franchise, even though K-DST is my most favorite station.

>>170642113
That looks so pretty x

>>170642113
Because it's bad

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comfy

>>170640791
that wont solve the shitty p2p servers m8

>>170642289
ur bad

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How should I kill these people?

[ ] machine gun
[ ] grenades
[ ] chainsaw
[ ] flamethrower
or good ol fist fight

>>170642486
uh no
you'r bad

>>170642518
Katana.

>>170642518
>Shooting up the Malibu
It's been done to death, man.

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>>170642578
no u

>>170642791
yes ^

Yes.

>>170642289
>being this tasteless

>>170641681
>Banshee 900R

>>170643306
>being this autistic
it's ugly
got bad missions
poor car design
awful music
tiny ugly uninteresting map
and worst of all
it's the A E S T H E T I C retro faggot go-to game

>>170643617
>ugly
2002 game doesn't hold up as well as a 2013, what a shocker!

>bad missions
mediocre, but not bad.

>poor car design
bitch, what? you're autistic as fuck.

>awful music
retard alert, I bet you listen to Radio Los Santos on repeat in your neon gold X80.

>tiny ugly uninteresting map
tasteless retard, it's so much better than III's Liberty City.

>le A E S T H E T I C scapegoat
No, you're just looking for every excuse to hate it out of sheer pettiness. Grow a fucking spine, anon-kun.

>>170642113
Is the vice city multiplayer still active? was it mta or what?

>>170643617
"i-it's bad b-because i said so!!!!!"

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when

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>>170644181
>>170643956
>Defending an objectively bad game

>>170644506
>still unironically comparing a 2002 PS2 game to a 2014 PS4 game

Why are you this autistic?

>>170644506
i'm not defending it, i just said your arguments are stupid

whats the best drive by gun atm? gun that can be shot while in car

>>170645430
Flare gun

>>170645430
AP Pistol, forever and always.

>>170644506
why do people cite metacritic ever at this point? i thought the newest zelda game proved how bullshit that aggregate is

>making vehicle delivery to Martin's ranch
>perfect run, not a scratch
>pull into the corona
>limo spawns right on it and I lose 2k instantly

Fuck you too Cockstar.

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N

Gtamen is the most obnoxious motherfucker in this community, if we forget that MrBossFTW and DatSaintsFan exist.

All he does is suck Rockstar's dick and ride Gypsy's cock while making 20 videos to bitch about MrBossFTW while making retarded """jokes""", the only thing he's ever good for is making informative videos where he's silent as fuck, that is it.

>>170642694

Never gets old though

>>170646884
WHO, WHO AND WHO?

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Since they seem to really be getting into the classic variants this is practically confirmed right?

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>>170646595
Awe fuck yeah finally!
When does the update drop, how much do you think J* is going to charge for these classic shitboxes?

UPDATE WHEN?

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>>170647109
No, what car even is that? the Zr-350 or uranus whatever from gta sa?

>>170647319
Why did you turn Franklin into a brown mannequin Hitler?

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>>170646086
Would be nice.

>>170647109
As a classic version of the Jester maybe

>>170647319
It's the fucking Honda NSX, the original version of the car the Jester is based off of.

>>170647464
I download only the highest quality of images, what do you mean?

>>170647910
Actually, the original Jester was based on the Supra, the San Andreas Infernus was based on the NSX.

Anyway, if they're bringing a Retro Jester, it better be the first gen NSX to fit the Honda/Dinka narrative.

Give a Supra knockoff to the Karin brand with an entirely new name, no need for a Retro upgrade for that.

>>170642518
What mods are you using? I've never seen vice city look so good, especially that ui.

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>>170647910
It's a Toyota supra mk IV you dunce!

>>170643570
Oh I'm sorry. I meant actually attractive topless supercars.

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>>170645697
is this nigga powerful? can it pierce kurumas?

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>>170649878
Anything can pierce the Kuruma if you shoot the A-Pillars, better result would be using an Assault Shotgun on foot adjacent to the driver's side.

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>discount a vehicle by 0%
>call it a sale
That's R* for you

>>170650867

Holy fuck is that real? What vehicle?

>>170650867
Hmm, looks like a bug, maybe if you buy a shark card it'll clear up.

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When?

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>>170651094

I like this sharkcard meme

>>170650867
You only get a discount if you pass the Special Vehicle Work as a CEO, so...

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>>170644506

>Nobody notices he's comparing the mobile version of Vice City to the PS4 version of GTAV

>>170651524
lmao, he fucking did. What a sad excuse of a human being.

>>170651524
>Nobody gave a shit about an obvious bait post

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>>170651225

When?

>>170602679
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>>170641395
>>170644221
?
>>170646086
>>170646253
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>>170646595
>>170647109
>>170647319
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>>170651710
Question: I have some good ideas for GTA Online! Where should I send them?

Answer: You can send ideas and suggestions for GTA Online to [email protected].

We will make sure to take your email into consideration. Many vehicles that have been added to Grand theft auto online we thanks to our community requests.

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>>170651917

When?

>>170651709
anon, anyone who spergs that hard and spills his spaghetti is letting his inner-retard out, so anything about it being a "bait" post is moot.

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>>170651710
>Fox Body Mustang with mods

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>>170651917
when

>>170650354
why is the a-pillar penetrable?

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>>170652172

When?

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>>170651917

>>170651965
This is the only car I've seen so far worthy of being added.

>>170653509
Please do not spam our email system with useless jokes.

>>170599660
yo i am looking to join PC GTAG crew. My SC name is Doctor_Dude

>>170653823
>our
Hey, I legit want to carry more pisswasser, but I'll think up a legit e-mail in the night

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>>170648760
WHEN

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When?

>>170655630
In GTAVI

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>Classic/Retro Jester isnt Gojira eternal nemesis
R I O T W H E N??

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when?

I'm gonna buy the amphibious Technical come this upcoming Special Vehicle sale. thank u for listening.

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>be me
>be master trole
>shitpost about vice shity being shit
>go off to play on some custom L4D2 servers
>seeing all these vice cuckbois slurping up the bait
feels nice

>>170656705
>he doesn't have the technical aqua

>>170657381
>baiting

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>>170657692
>implying technical even comes close

>>170646884
>gtamen sucks rockstar's dick whenever there's a ban wave or some shit
>is one of the fags who go "MODERN MUSIC SHIT ONLY OLD MUSIC IS GOOD"

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WHEN
H
E
N

>>170657825
>it isn't even a supercar and doesn't even have a gun on it
pleb
bet you can't shoot behind you to go faster

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>>170432970
https://youtu.be/Kxj17nb-M6c?t=2m4s

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>>170657927
Believe it or not, this actually existed in the series at one point.

>>170652817
It just is, idk. I guess because they're not protected or something since they don't have plate-armors.

>>170658457
>these fucking pathetic losers again
i think the only people who participate in this shit get bullied at school, and do it try and get back at other people
it legitimately makes me sad thinking that these people exist

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>>170657381
You're an epic troll, anon. Truly one of the best there is.

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>Friend wants to sell his collection of 4 cars.
>Okay cool.
>Hits export button.
>Long loading screen.
>?
>We respawn outside of his warehouse on foot.
>?!?!?!?!?!
>Checks his computer and his collection is gone.

Damn that sucks.jpeg.

>Later on.
>I want to sell my set of 3.
>I hit the export button.
>We spawn outside in the cars.
>Drive there.
>Delivered with no problems.
>Call it a night.
>Come back next day to see my collection.

Its still there! C* explain this shit!

>>170657381
>L4D
Ain't it ded, buddy?

>>170651917
More
Clothes

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>Dumbass CEO starts piracy prevention AKA sit on your ass and wait to lose mode
>8 man MC attacks us with two Hydras
>Start complaining about us using miniguns
>Both sides start talking shit after we lose

Every time I think I can have a fun time with randos, I'm quickly reminded why it's just not possible.

>had humane raid half done
>haven't touched heists in a week
>lester calls me
>your employer said you did a good job
>heist isn't available anymore
what the fuck

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>>170659071
i wasn't even pretending to be retarded
pretending to be retarded would be saying that vice city is the worst rated game in the series
i was just saying dumb shit to get some (you)s
and it worked damn well

>>170660121
no those insane custom servers like HENTAI RAPE are good active fun
if you like curbstomping stupid AI survivors that is

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Is gun running going to be the Mad Max update?

When is the 2x wagecuck bonus active?

>>170652172
Absolutely. I love the Type E look. It's just as masculine as the Penetrator.

>>170611525
I've seen some autism but whoa buddy.

>>170662073
He was being sarcastic.

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>smash up my car with a golf club
>call up insurance and pretend it got vandalised
>get rich from my fat insurance payout

Who here /insurance fraud/?

I bought that cheap ass vodoo. Anyway to get rid of the Birdshit and rust?

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>>170622559
>tfw 7 garages of gold bars left on my second character and 1 garage on my main

>>170664392

Only by nigging it out.

>>170664540
what is the point of having bonds anymore

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>buy Cargobob
>it makes vehicle work easy so it pays for itself
>some worthless cunt shoots me down as I'm delivering a car to my warehouse
>in a fit of rage blow 3 million dollarydoos on a Hydra with the intention of griefing him for a while
>turns out I can't fly a Hydra
>flail about like an idiot
>about 60 grand left in the bank

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>sale on all the special vehicles
>update Tuesday

I'm getting tricked into dropping my funbux supply, aren't I?

>>170664774
Why fish like this? Why not cook?

>>170664732
What do you mean?

I don't play on my second character, and 140 garage slots are more than enough to have any car I'd like. I have 2.5 garages free as well, I don't buy everything like some others who get millions.

>>170664980
by gold bars you DO mean expensive cars bought with hackerbux, that you are planning to sell, right?

>>170665063
>hackerbux
No, I play on console so all the cars are duped - I didn't have the money to begin with

>>170665164
oh like that
you're really just better off selling all the cars at once though, so you don't have to jump back and forth to sell cars on occasion

>2017
>we STILL can't do gangnam style

>>170665258
Not really, because of the daily limit that's there on consoles. The limit is around 40, but once you get there, it starts dropping each day and takes months to get it back to 40. Best way to go is to sell 9 a day to keep the limit (and to stay off R* radar).

>>170641681
>>170641589
>supercar

Top pip, that's an Infiniti G35 with a $30k body kit

>>170665418
because that was 2012 ya nut

>>170665431
oh yeah that's right
Don't mind my ignorance, i haven't used bonds in ages

which game was the best GTA

>>170665616
all good mate, I don't sell mine often anyways because I'm sitting at around 14 mil

>>170665719
That's easy
Chinatown Wars for the iOS

>>170661189
Because you are being a jack off and interfering with someone's CEO work. No one does PP for fun, they do it to idle for 10 minutes and get $30k

Not to mention the bug/maybe feature that people respawn on the fucking yacht now which is unbelievably unbalanced

>>170664890
She was hungry now, no time to cook

I kinda want to replay GTA IV tbqh. Are there any mods for it that would be considered essential or highly recommended?

>>170666767
uh yeah
here http://www.gta4-mods.com/script/soniciv---sonic-the-hedgehog-mod-f32086

>>170666363
This. People who interfere with CEO work are top shelf shitters

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a moment of silence please for higgus

>>170665719

Liberty City Stories

Prove me wrong.

is there a fast way to boy stock full of armor? or is the gunshop the only way to buy em?

Is it just me or have people been a lot more aggressive lately? There's always 1-2 shitters in each server, but it seems like every CEO job I have done lately gets disrupted by some fag
>pathetic attempts to protect headhunter targets
>5-6 people in executive search looking
>helicopters following during haulage

They never succeed either, at best they make me waste a minute or two extra

>buy phantom wedge
>doesn't have BP tires

Absolutely ebin

Requesting PC GTAG invite.

SC name: PirateParrot

>>170665978
I'm thinking of getting that for Android

>>170664732
Basically to hold funds so they aren't bled out of you overtime

>>170667851
Don't forget the lack of armor!

>>170664173
amphetamine is a hell of a drug let me tell you.

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>>170667418
>tfw you hover over players during CEO work just to see if they'll stop and fight you

>>170668325
I can accept that, but how many times are we gonna have to go through this meme where an expensive as fuck vehicle that can't be modded doesn't come with BP tires?

>>170667305
Vice City Stories

>>170668480
Only idiots do that. If you aren't showing aggression I'll ignore you. For example
>doing haulage
>buzzard hovering
>instead of continuing to haul ass you start the slow process of stopping the truck
>buzzard guy has plenty of warning now that you are gonna fight back, as well as an easier target to hit
>a well learned Buzzard pilot will know to target and destroy the objective first rather than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvzcMzf4Kl0

>>170670285
You have to be the biggest fucking scrub shit on the planet to get hit by a Savage firing missiles if you're in a helicopter.
Git gud.

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getting randos to join special vehicle missions is hard
getting randos to not die every second during vehicle missions is fucking impossible

>>170670710
Still easier than getting randoms to complete low rider missions.
>mfw setting it to easiest difficulty still isn't enough to keep the shitters alive

>>170671401
I'm usually down for Lamar missions. I love that shit. Just ask around, people will help.

>>170670710
I did them all in the first week because I just knew this would happen

>>170670710
love it how the ballon snake meme is growing

>>170669621
akschually since some targets are either plain indestructible or more worthwhile to steal you should just goad the driver into exiting their vehicle and moving away from it so you can quickly blast them and enter the vehicle

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GUYS

LOL

LETS... RIGHT, GUYS

LETS DRIVE INTO EACHOTHER FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

GUYS LOL

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN?

GUYS COME ON LETS RAM EACHOTHER XD

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>>170672862

Kek'd

Its Forza 4 all over again

Haven't played in a couple of months, R* done anything about menubabies on PC or business as usual?

why do people love vice city so much?

>>170603105

I think Sightless posted once but that was over at the discord circle jerk