/lozg/ The Legend of Zelda General

Xth for how the fuck do you Sneakstrike a Lynel?

On eventide island I accidentally knocked one of the orbs out in to the ocean and it's completely despanwed from the overworld and from eventide island as far as I can tell. Any idea how to get it back?

I spent so long on the fire battle assuming I was supposed to tennis the fireball.
I keep forgetting my iPad apps exist in battle.

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Remember to farm this cunt for scales and horn fragments. Fragments sell for 100 mon each, as well as upgrade your armor.

He generally shows up high in the sky midnight-morning and flies within 50 metres of the eldin skeleton.

do all zelda games have such a weak/absent story?

GOTY/GOAT Test:

> Skyrim
> Witcher 3
> Shadow of Mordor
> Batman Arkham City
> GTA V
> Infamous Second Son
> Red Dead Redemption
> Fallout 4
> Assasins Creed IV
> Farycry 3/4
> Watch Dogs
> Xenoblade

?/12
How many does BoTW beat?

>>170480382
just fail the shrine. you cant save during it so it will always put you back to the save before you found it.

>>170480439
>>170480261

>>170480450
Right, I saw that. Well, does anything good come from mounting a Lynel?

CEMU WHEN???

>>170480456

I'd tried this but it did not work, and at this point the game has autosaved too many times to get back to the original save.

>>170480540
If you mash attack while mounted you can attack for as long as you're mounted, letting you do a fuckton of damage. If you have enough stamina it'll do more damage than a sneakstrike.

>>170480583
It doesn't auto save or save at all during the eventide shrine quest. It is impossible to save during, it does not let you.

If I got the camera app for my iSlab after I beat the guardian beast temples, am I fucked in 100% the compendium? Or do they spawn anywhere else for a rematch?

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Why is that?

>>170480518
> very specific thematic touches that makes them stand out
> crafty shit that follows the logic of the world that you wouldn't even expect to work in a game

Good points, my thoughts exactly.

>>170480641

The orb on the top of the island is gone, either way.

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>>170480614
Fuckin nice. Next Lynel I see is getting mounted like a bitch.

>>170480535
Is there a trick then? Do you drop them on top of the propellers, use stasis and pray it hits a weak spot, or what?

>>170480732
It's impossible to tell the difference.

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>tfw finding a way to climb during rain on anything but the steepest slopes

>>>170480625
>Flamebreaker looks like it does heat resistance better.

Flamebreaker is fire resist, not heat resist. It's useless in the desert.

>>170480732
Goron'd

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Reminder to become a god of destruction.

German Mipha a cute
https://webm.red/grGb

>>170480864
You just Magnesis it into the Guardian. Don't even have to drop it or anything, just smack it with it.

Was Zelda jealous of Mipha?

Can I get more than one item off a dragon at a time? I don't wanna have to keep teleporting each drop.

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>best Zelda game
>tons of Easter Egg weapon and clothing options
>no Postman Link
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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What did they mean by this?

>>170480732
They crave the BIG ROCK COCK

>>170481020
I'll try again then, I have no problem admitting I am wrong but I tried three times already and it did nothing.

>>170481078
she will be in my doujins

>>170480732
My guess is that, as they're rock people, they don't actually have genders, but for the sake of Hylians they all identity as male. The Gerudo probably recognize this and don't see them as voe or vai for the purposes of their laws. I do know there's one Gerudo who has a thing for Gordon's though and follows him around without him seeming to notice, so maybe my theory is flawed. Makes the most sense to me though.

>Revali's Gale
>Climbing Gear with 2 Upgrades
I've never felt so free.

>>170481086
>Easter Egg weapon
what

>>170480956
What's the spring hammer thing like? Also can it break?

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>>170481176
>doujins where Zelda can't compete with Fish pussy and Gerudo pussy

>>170481092
>nothing about Majora's Mask
reeee

>>170481092
That BotW Link follows up the legacies of SS, OoT, and TP Link.

What do you do with the recital at warblers nest shrine quest after you got all the birds together?

>>170481250
He's probably referring to amiibo shit

>>170480419
how the fuck do you even fight these things? i saw a couple of them in different locations but being 2 hit even by normal high enemies i dont even try to attack them

>>170481341
> Zelda cuckqueen doujin

Muh dick!

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Can you upgrade the Master Sword

>>170481323
One handed weapon that sends enemies flying on the last hit of the combo.

>>170481452
>cuckqueaning
Why the fuck isn't this a bigger fetish

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>can't register the ghost horse

that is fucking lame

I love Mipha. I love Purah.

How can I choose?

>>170481397
>nothing about MM
>mentions the Hero of Time

?

and realistically no one in Hyrule would probably know about what happened in Termina, since Link never came back to Hyrule alive

>>170480641
>>170480771

Would a blood moon reset something like this?

>>170481438
They aren't technically enemies, you just arrow them or whatever so they drop their scales then they fly off.

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>>170481695
Go with Paya.
If you don't, I will.

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does anyone know where the shrine is thats somewhere around the blue pin? the sensor is going off but I can't find it anywhere

>>170481880
Go bowling

>>170481763
>since Link never came back to Hyrule alive
the fuck?

TP link is his direct descendant

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FUCK YOU IMPA
GIVE ME THE FUCKING ORANGE BALL
REEEEEEEEEE

>>170481528
Go to the point that exactly intersects the three springs after beating all the shrines in the game, and you'll meet someone who can forge the tempered and golden swords.

>>170482040
>not framing the Champions stuff
pleb

>>170482040
Fuck that's comfy.

>>170481956
The Hero of Time is the hero's shade on TP, he died in the lost woods.

>>170482040
What's that bow all the way on the left?

Anyone who's done all/most shrines want to share their map?

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>>170481695

I love Riju and I love Urbosa

How do you defeat a spider guardian without memeing?

>>170482173
Royal bow

>>170482173
looks like the royal bow

>>170482205
Cut off its legs.

>>170482205
Hit it in the eye
Chop off its legs

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>>170482176
Not mine but here you go

>>170482205
I assume by memeing you mean parrying its beam.
Stab it in the legs with a Guardian weapon.

>>170482151
>The Hero of Time is the hero's shade on TP
yes

and TP link is confirmed to be hero of time's direct descendant. so no dying bullshit.

>>170482031

that sounds like hell to achieve especially with how little time I have to play

is this from the guide or has someone actually done it

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>>170482269
>posting the shitty version

Where is the orb for that spiral beach that's north east of Tarey town?

>>170482269
Thanks.

I'm 12 hours in and haven't fought a Guardian yet. Should I muster up the courage? You guys reckon I can do it?

>>170481956
>>170482346
>you can't have a son then die
>you can't have a child in another part of the world and have your descendants move elsewhere
retard

>>170482269
>>170482350
Mind posting a zoomed in version with minor location names?

>>170481943
could you be less vague, please?

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>>170482126
>not wanting your house to glow

>>170481185

This is probably the best guess seeing as how there are ONLY "male" Gorons and none of them talk about having parents or female Gorons at all.

They do have siblings though, so I wonder how that works.

Goron (male)

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>found the master sword
>not enough hearts to take it

>>170482369
Where it connects to land

do the guardian quests have any backtracking to other areas or are they all like the Zora one where you follow a road for an hour get to the city then immediately go to the dungeon?

What don't you like about BOTW?

>performance sucks ass; to be fair this is kind of expected given the scope of the game and the hardware it's running on
>rain is annoying, albeit manageable
>lack of variety in combat options; only 3 types of melee weapons, bows generally feel the same even if there are some differences between them, few tools to play with
>lack of variety in enemies; most of the time it's bokoblins, moblins, and lizalfos, who you all fight in the same way and who generally fight you in the same way
>this also applies to bosses; all of them are basically darkstep/parry/block until half of their health is gone, solve their riddle (this is the only particularly interesting point in the fight), and then continue darkstepping/parrying/blocking until they're dead
>the dungeons are a novel concept and I'm fine with them being short, but they all ended up feeling a little samey
>tons of little cutscenes to mash through, if you are allowed; there's 5 cutscenes to skip in every single shrine, and you can't skip the cutscene that plays when downloading a map. Upgrading a bunch of equipment at great fairies is annoying for this reason as well
>the majority of sidequests (not shrine quests, those are usually good) are uninteresting and unrewarding
>takes too long to switch between armor sets (I was switching between almost every set that carried an effect pretty regularly); biggest offenders being alternating between zora and climbing
>sprinting uses too much stamina and makes navigating flat parts of the world a bit tedious whenever you're not on a horse, which is most of the time
>can't grab knocked down enemies and throw them around
>getting equipment that you don't have space for and don't want from treasure chests is annoying and I wish they would just give rupees or materials
>weapons and materials should be added to the compendium when you pick them up

8.8/10

>WHITE MANED LYNEL
>EACH ATTACK EMPTIES MY HEALTH BAR

fortunately i have like 20 foods that full heal and add hearts

who is the real antagonist?

>be wandering around the plains southeast of the great plateau, past lake hylia
>heard some shit about a giant horse around here, going to check it out
>spot some smoke billowing above the mesas to the south
>civilization?
>spend ten or so minutes slowly making my way there, scaling the cliffs
>a swarm of horse riding bokoblins harass my ass, end up driving down a ravine to escape them
>Shrine sensor starts going off
>must be a stable, nice
>spend another ten minutes making my way back up
>reach the shrine
>it's covered in shit
>like literal shit
>just south is some crazy lady burning meat and shouting about ultimate cooking technique
>ask her what the fuck she's doing making smoke signals in the middle of fucking nowhere
>she starts offering advice on how to make ultimate recipes
>they all make garbage
>she won't even let me use her fire
>decide to fuck off to the nearest mesa so I can maybe get a lead on where this giant horse is
>climb to the top of an isolated peak, start looking for korok shit since that's usually how this goes
>Stones heave out from under me
>Get my ass knocked off the cliff by a giant fuckoff golem

I don't think I've ever been so thoroughly punked. Fuck.

I love it

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So does going to Hyrule Castle not end the game?

I have two or three sidequests to go inside of it and one dude at a stable told me there's tons of treasure inside. But I've been avoiding it like the plague because I figured it would trigger an endgame sequence.

How far into the castle do I need to go to end the game?

>>170482151
I wonder who Link banged. Malon?

>>170482385
You can oneshot it by parrying the beam. Just parry as soon as you see the blue light start to come out. It's ridiculously easy.

>>170482740
You pretty much gotta get to the sanctum and fight calamity ganon. Just avoid the top.

Can I get this fish priest to marry the two people I met at the heart pond?

>>170482687
king rhoam

>>170482767
don't you need a special kind of shield for that

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>>170482462

>>170482740
There is no point of no return. Even after you beat Ganon you can load a save.

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>>170482031

Can anyone confirm this?

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>this stops the horse

>>170482672
Don't hold the sprint button. You can maintain a brisk pace and never run out of stamina by tapping it at the correct intervals.

>>170482896
The Guardian Shield seems to imply that in the description, but I've done it several times with the Knight Shield.

>>170482740
It doesn't and even if you beat Ganon you will be set back right in front of the boss door like you never met him.

> Zero punctuation
> AngryJoe
> Totalcuckbit
> JonTron

Have any of the major gaming youtubers done a review/thoughts on BoTW yet? How long do these fuckers take. Pretty sure TB boycotted Nintendo didn't he?

>>170483047
or just hold the horse call and tap sprint over and over for true infinite running

>>170483049

As far as I'm aware, the Ancient shield is the only shield in the game that auto-parries guardian beams.

To be more specific it deflects them, but it's effectively the same thing

>>170483134
>JonTron
>major

How do I get the second Sheh Rata's shrine chest? The Speed of Light one with the laser controlling the water levels.

>>170483005
Yeah man, and after getting the golden sword, there's a truck parked in kakariko village, and you can capture Midna under it.

>>170482896
>>170483049
the guardian shield reflects scout beams (the ones in shrines) automatically

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Gerudo Sex Ed

>>170480712
P-please respond

>>170483416
what's up with the pink gerudo?

>>170483532
guy in the lab sells pictures, i doubt he got bosses but you can savescum

>>170483318
use ice block to climb over to the crystal. Put a bomb behind the little piece of wall that's there and then go get to the end the normal way. Once you are in the final room detonate the bomb and climb up using an ice block.

>>170480123
Would anyone care to explain why there's a stable in the Gerudo desert when my horse can't seem to find its way to me out of that area?

>>170483416
>there are people trying to claim this game has no good dialogue or characters

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>>170483584

Gerudo have different complexions in this game much like the Hylians

>>170483275
Pretty sure when he can be fucked finishing videos he gets more views than the others combined. Good lad, I thought he'd be all over BoTW.

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I miss when Gerudos were a race of respectable warriors that just kidnapped raped and then killed men to continue their race.

Why did they forget the warrior part and become a race of wandering sluts?

>>170483318

In case you're retarded like me, the laser doesn't control the water levels. It hits a switch that raises and lowers the water.

Don't feel bad about that one, I don't think it's very clear.

>>170480123
Is there a way to get the classic outfits without amiibos? If so, its kinda gay to lock that shit behind physical DLC

>>170483738
different levels of brown but then there's this one with pink hair and pale skin

>>170483856
there are red haired gerudo as pale as pinkie

>>170483830
beat all shrines

>>170483781
10000+ years change your culture quite ab it I guess

>>170483781
>respectable warriors
you mean thieves

>>170470251
About the maze at the top-right in this picture.

Can someone with a guide check what treasures and chests are lying around there? I honestly don't feel like searching through every nook of that thing.

So far I found a Knight's Broadsword and Knight's Shield lying around.
A chest with 100 rupees and a chest with a Royal Broadsword.

so has anyone found all Korok seeds yet?

>>170484047
I found a fire broadsword in a pedestal, right near the end through a "secret" passage.

How long does each champion ability take to recharge?

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>>170483856

there's some pretty light skinned South Asians and some pretty dark skinned ones

>>170484047
There's nothing special except the diamond in the basement surrounded by guardians

Do gemstones serve any purpose? I just sell them, but can they be used to upgrade something? The luminous stone mentions rare clothing or something

>>170484181
go to the key items screen and it will tell you

>>170484047
iirc I think I found a chest there with an ancient core inside.

>>170482672
>Lack of good music
I know having instrumental music permanently would be annoying but there should be important places where instrumental should kick in like in Fairy Fountainor Lost Woods I would love to see them in Spring of Courage, Wisdom and Power.

>Good side quests
The only one that really feels like a good zelda sidequest is the Terrey Town development quest, that and libereting the dragon are my favorite ones cant think of another I really enjoyed.

>NPC
I think the NPCs are interesting but the camera is too far away to see the faces and expressions

>Voice acting
Good or bad I hate it

Those are my only complains aside from hardware limitations like framerate which gets annoying, its a 9/10 for me and one of my favorite Zelda games

>>170483781

That's what happens when you go from taking what you want to negotiating for it

>>170484230
was that just a diamond for you? I got a diamond circlet from it

>>170484012
potato potato.

>>170484231
Certain items/clothing require them to make

Is there any reason to keep gemstones or should I just sell them?

>>170484402
Where do you do that though

>>170484528
Great Fairies.

>>170484528
The Gerudo jewel chick asking for 10 Flint

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Fuck this place. I have one ancient arrow.

>>170484692
Oh lol I've only been doing the right side of the map forever, starting from Necluda shooting up to Death Mountain, I haven't even touched Gerudo Desert yet

Thanks for the answer though

>>170484679
I guess I just haven't found anything that actually takes Gems yet, but aight. Thanks

>Eventide Island
>Everytime I die I need to sail across the fucking ocean again

Who thought this was a good idea?

At least let me save near the island

>>170484245
Thank you

>>170483134
ZP did. sort of briefly.

How many villages are completely optional to the story?

>>170482406
Are you implying that Kid Link had a kid?
I love the Link died in MM theory, but Twilight nullifies it... Remember the Bow you get in MM? Link gives it to the Hyrule Gorons for safekeeping, Link in TP uses it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ZkklcIfTo

I'm at the shrine next to the stable in the jungle area
how the fuck is this second chest possible to reach

Where can i get warm clothes to explore lanayru?

Ive only done the zoras domain and havent really touched the other sections of the map other than the starting area, dualing peaks and the lanayru area.

>>170485370
I'm implying that it's possible to start a family somewhere and then have that family move to some other land when you've died which is apparently impossible according to that anon.

Plus it's not even like a son or grandson relationship. It might be great great great great great great great great great grandson for all we know.making it even more possible that the family moved back to hyrule sometime.

>>170485609
>he didn't get the the warm doublet from the old man

>>170485737
It's still too cold even if you wear that isn't it? I tried to do the cedar shrine quest earlier but I couldn't

>>170485802
ah. then you probably need to rely on elixirs and warm food.

once you get to gerudo town you can get a ruby headband

>>170485640
I mean I get what you're saying, OoT Link definitely died, hating life, restless spirit nonsense, but he didn't die in the Lost Woods in MM, because he'd have to have offspring if we beleive in the family link between TP and OoT Link, and the OoT Link was like 10 or something.

I'm not even sure how long TP is after OoT, they literally define it as 'Several' years later in some places.

>>170485609
the rito set is all cold resistant. Just using the warm dublet and equipping a fire weapon is enough for lanayru though.

How does one fight the dragon gods?

>>170486003
you don't. they're good.

>>170485947
Is there anywhere that I can check obscure lore like that?

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>>170486061
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5Hr-M-01DLlSWoyNkFFdHRsdTg/edit

>>170486058
Fuck morality, I wanna see their loot

>>170486061
Zeldapedia and the references.
Just found out TP is a set a century after OoT.

Interview with Eiji Aonuma" Question: When does Twilight Princess take place? Aonuma - In the world of Ocarina of Time, a hundred and something years later.

>>170485558
nevermind got it
man that really got my jellybeans jumpin

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I keep hearing chiming sounds right here, but can't locate the source.

>>170484723
You don't need to fight any guardian. I didn't even try to be sneaky and they didn't notice me.

>>170484139
>>170484230
>>170484302
Well, I did search a bit through after all.

What I got in addition to the items I wrote earlier:
Sapphire (Chest)
Ancient Shaft (Chest)
Soldier's Shield
Soldier's Bow
Thunderstorm Rod
Bunch of Arrows
Knight's Bow
Knight's Halberd
Giant Ancient Core (Chest)
Great Flameblade
Yellow Chuchu Jelly

>>170484230
>>170484382
I didn't check around them yet, will do after I finish the shrine and report back what I find (if I find said basement).

>>170486212
shoot with arrow for a scale

>>170485947
I'm not arguing about whether he did this or not or whatever the fuck lore, all I'm saying is that it's possible for you to die at "x" place and have your descendants move away from "x" place which anon is kinda stating isn't possible.

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>Well he was on his way to Kakariko
>But he's good at getting lost so he could be anywhere

That isn't a lot to go on, Peeks.

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So i'm emulating Wind Waker while I wait for Cemu to run BoTW and holy shit.

Why do so many adults like this game? Is it pure nostalgia faggotry? Is the rest of the series (Ocarina of Time/Majoras Mask/ Twilight Princess etc) this fucking boring and basic?

>That basic as fuck boring ass gameplay/combat
>Literal babby tier puzzles
>Boring ass overworld
>Story? LOL

The fuck is this garbage and why do people rate it so highly? It's just mediocre with some of the most amateurish gaming mechanics i've seen. The open world is filled to brim with boring as fuck padding. No worthwhile loot to find. Dungeons are "meh" at best and far too easy. Combat is just a joke in how basic it is.

I just don't get this shit. Before somebody gives me a "LE MATYOORE GAMES FOR MATYOORE GAMERS", it's not even about that. The aesthetic doesn't bother me at all but rather the basic ass game mechanics that are clearly aimed at children. I'm at the part where you need to collect the Triforce maps and holy fuck, this just isn't fun. This is a huge grind and the pacing is just laughable right now.

Is the rest of the series as bland and boring as this? I was really wanting to get into Majoras Mask and Twilight Princess as well but if they're as shit as this then no thanks.

>>170480542
Next march, fuck off.

>>170485516
Why is he so based?

>>170486567
no one is stating that. only that link didn't die in the fucking woods after MM.

he made it back to hyrule and had kids.

>>170486635
you should've started with MM

>>170486701
he's following his sister's legacy

>>170486635
That's basically every 3d zelda.

>>170486635
Link has a real reason for doing what he's doing for once, also the only time he shows emotion
Atmosphere is nice, the concept of islands makes everything feel contained
Nice artstyle, still holds up after all these years
It's fun to come across things while sailing
And I heartily disagree with you on gameplay. Doing stuff like grappling things out of your opponent's hands or finding creative ways to kill them is fun.

>>170486635
>Before somebody gives me a "LE MATYOORE GAMES FOR MATYOORE GAMERS",
>literally the entire post is "LE MATYOORE GAMES FOR MATYOORE GAMERS",

>>170486215
Will he ever explain what the hell was up with that whole "Zant Necksnap" thing, it still creeps me out

>tfw Link will never settle down in his house in Hateno and live a quiet life with his cute bokoblina wife

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>>170480439
It beats infamous.

Congrats.

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>you failed
>all of your friends died
>your entire kingdom was destroyed
>Zelda has spent the last century barely containing the apocalypse waiting for you to return and save what's left of Hyrule

Is this the saddest Zelda game?

>>170486434
Diamond Circlet it is.

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>>170486965

But it isn't though because BoTW looks amazing and I love Wind Wakers art style. There simply isn't ANY substance or depth to this game at all.

Take Majoras Mask (from what i've seen of it anyway), the intrigue of the world/atmosphere mixed in with the mechanics (time mechanic) all look interesting as fuck to me. Wind Waker has none of that.

>>170486892

That's really disappointing then. Why are they rated so highly? Is it to do with people growing up with the series or something?

For instance, I love Ty the Tasmanian tiger but I guarantee if I never played it as a kid I would throw it into the trash.

>>170486771

Kinda wish I did. Been playing Wind Waker for many hours now and i'm totally put off the series if the others are like this

>>170486954

>Link has a real reason for doing what he's doing for once, also the only time he shows emotion

Who cares about any of that shit when the story and writing is essentially non existent? Literally "Stop dah big bad evil and save da world" and no, that's not an oversimplification, that's literally it so far.

>Atmosphere is nice, the concept of islands makes everything feel contained

The OST is fantastic and the setting is comfy but the islands are just boring as fuck.

>It's fun to come across things while sailing

Sure, if you also find "TREASURE CHEST #1020410" fun to come across in Witcher 3 or climbing "TOWER #20140240" in Assassins Creed.

>And I heartily disagree with you on gameplay. Doing stuff like grappling things out of your opponent's hands or finding creative ways to kill them is fun.

But you don't need to do that to 99% of the enemies? Every single enemy (outside of the knights in the castle area where you get the master sword) so far has been far too easy and there aren't even any fucking combos from what i've found.

Are the others good? I tried out Twilight Princess and the wolf sections turned me off but I enjoyed the Link parts.

How's Majoras Mask/Ocarina of Time?

>>170487247
Its equally as shitty as majora's plot.

>>170487247
MM

>>170487247
link's awakening

Would you fuck the great fairies?

>>170487456
I'm not sure I have a choice in the matter

>>170487456
Ocarina, Majora, Hyrule Warriors, BoTW: Yes

Twilight Princess: No

Wind Waker: I'm not sure if they have the necessary parts but by god I'll try.

>>170487456
>wanting to fuck tranny fairies
nah

>Akkala tower

How the fuck am I supposed to climb this thing?

>>170487247
I actually legit hope they make some post game DLC that continues the story a bit, and lets everything end on some more pleasant terms. They deserve a happier ending dammit.

>>170485516
Aside for the main theme this is the only other song that I remember that I really like

>>170487724
>Plateau Tower
This is literally impossible

>>170487375
People don't just like them for nostalgia. I just played the entire series for the first time last year (when I was 20) after playing MM on the 3DS and loving it. I really like all of the games. Have you considered that they may just not be your type of game?

>>170487724
You can shoot the goo eye in the ruin and use the platform that drops or carefully make your way up to the tallest part of the ruins avoiding the goo and glide across.

you're talking about the tower at the top of the hill with the goo and all those flying guardians right?

>>170487776
I liked lost woods music

>Being an absolute madman and searching for koroks
>A lot of times they're at the top of random trees (mostly big ones)
>"I hope you're enjoying that anon, we made your quest even more difficult by hiding Koroks inside big acorns hanging in the shadows of trees
This is gonna be a wild ride to 900.

how many NFC stickers should I buy
(how many different compatible Amiibo are there)

>>170487724
just power through the goo pussy

>>170486970
Who knows man, I know the feeling man, still freaks me out!

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>>170487375
Some people only like certain Zelda games. WW may just not be your thing. A lot of people didn't like it

Is there seriously goddamn 900 korok seeds?

I've only got like 20

>>170487868
Yes that's the one I'm talking to

>>170487935
I've fucking tried you can't climb through it Link just climbs in place like a retard

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I'm doing the Ceremonial Song quest and I can't find what the guy dropped under the bridge. Where is it?

>>170487819

I don't get the appeal then and so far nobody has really gave me any objective areas this game excels in.

>>170487961

Possibly, might just drop it then and go onto Twilight Princess or Majoras Mask.

I was having way more fun with Twilight Princess, too bad the wolf sections are fucking abhorrent

>>170482672
I agree with all your complaints, though I'd also like to add that the way you go about cooking is super clumsy.
Compare:
>find a pot over a fire somewhere, light the fire underneath if necessary, go into your inventory, go into a mode where you hold items, select ingredients, exit menu, press A to cook, wait, receive food. Btw if you change your mind about an ingredient you have to start over.
My fix:
>find pot, press A to get a sit or cook option, if you want to cook a menu comes up that allows you to select ingredients and see results before hand if you've made something before. Also you can choose to create multiples.

>>170488091
Use Magnesis below the bridge.
There it is.

what are all the locations where the dragon's can be encountered?

>fire dude at tabantha bridge, the canyon with the ancient temple, and north of death mountain
>electric dude at lake hylia and the waterfalls in the jungle
>ice dude just on mount lanayru?

>>170487925
11 for all the exclusive ones

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>>170488091
Under the bridge

>>170488091
Metal objects are highlighted red when you use magnesis

>>170488091
It's right under the bridge he's on, use Magnet to find it

Also if you have the Lightscale Trident you can just use that instead

>tfw I keep fire weapons moreso for a sheathable torch than their actual use as weapons

>>170487686
wow you sound like a fag

>>170488031
yes. But if you only want to max out your inventory: 440

Did anyone else change the HUD setting to Pro right away and never look back?

Why does Link keep wine in his house if he's never been seen to drink it?

>>170488540
What do you do with korok seed #441 then?

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>mfw the game delivered everything I wanted of gerudos and more

Are the elemental greatswords renewable in any form?

In fact, are there any non-renewable weapons?

>>170486970
It was suicide so Ganon wouldn't immediately resurrect. Pretty straightforward.

>>170487456

T H I C C

Is there an undubbed version for wiiu? The dubbing in my country is fucking garbage

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>Try to cook this
>Get Simmered Fruit every time
Anything I may be missing?

I'm curious, for those of you who play the Switch version, what controller configuration do you usre to play? Separate Joy-cons, Pro Controller or Joy-cons in grip?

>>170488419
he does have a point though, they do look awful in BotW.

>>170487456
The Great Fairies have a body type similar to my crush so yeah.

Is it possible for amiibo gear like the fierce deity set, etc to drop in chests in game?

>>170487775
>Post-Ganon DLC
>Zelda kinds some Goddess Magic that can potentially restore the souls of powerful warriors, which will let them be revived at the Shrine of Resurrection
>she fucks up that spell as well
>final boss of the DLC is fighting all four champions at once inside the Shrine because they are out of control and need to be put down again

>>170487686

Where the fuck does the tranny thing come from? The first thing I noticed on them were the huge tits and thick hips.

>>170488939
Aoart from the master sword, no.

>>170489036
Try using two different fruits, and try making one of them an apple?

>>170489169
maybe he's only seen the pictures of them with heavy makeup?
god only knows.

>>170488894
apparently nothing.
Guideanon said that by collecting 900 you can learn the dance from the Korok that expands your inventory.

>>170488925
Im just glad they brought them back, lets just hope they stay relevant like the Zoras and Gorons

>>170488987
So Zant and Ganondorf were life linked? I can't remember the details of TP it's been so long.

Have there been any guide scans today? Still waiting

>>170489221
I mean renewable in that you can find them in the world again, things like the knight's broadswords which you commonly find on enemies.

>>170485058
If you're adamant about going by raft, take the one from Lurelin, sail it along the coast past Eventide and all the way to the shrine in the middle of Necluda Sea. Another raft and a Korok Leaf spawn there.
If you want an easier way to get there, go to the top of the huge cliff with the shrine at the top just to the east of Lurelin and paraglide all the way to the island. You'll probably need a few stamina upgrades but it's probably the quickest way there.

I'm so bad at fighting Lynels.
I ran through all my cooked meals and had to scarf down a whole bunch of raw fruits and meats.

Gameplay reasons aside, has anyone wondered about possible implications of the bottomless canyon that surrounds Hyrule? I tried exploring its end to the northwest, near the Lomei labyrinth, but it wouldn't let me go very far.

Those rock formations there look like teeth.

Should I feel bad for cooking just 5x of the same ingredient? What are some good recipes?

>>170489397
Then yes, that fire sword you can find on the giant stump will respawn next blood moon.

>>170489534

*northeast

>>170489334
Yep. Zant mentions it when you fight him.

>spend 15 minutes cheesing the Hinox on Eventide by just standing on the cliff and throwing bombs at him

T-t-that's the intended way, right guys?

>>170489625
No, you shouldn't, and
http://pastebin.com/bWfAreV0

Recipes are just if you want to feel comfy / increase immersion

>>170489687

Nope, there's a bunch of weapons hidden around the island and you can collect ingredients to buff yourself up. Git gud and get down there.

>>170488939
The fire greatsword west of the hyrule firld tower. (The one in the guant tree i the middle of the lake) respawns every bloodmoon.
Got 2 of those suckers on me

>>170489397
Oh ok.

Pretty sure all weapons can either be found, bought or remade again.

Did Koholint end up being anything of note?

>>170487375
>Who cares about any of that shit when the story and writing is essentially non existent?
Every Zelda game has a simple plot, yes, but a lot of people love WW's narrative theme about letting go of old things and moving on. Uncomplicated plots may not be your bag though.

>>170489771
One hit kills me because I only have 6 hearts. Even with iron crabs, I think it would have still killed me.

I already cheesed it, and beat the island.

>>170489881

The locations names are for the most part just a massive dump of random references, though names from one game are often grouped together geographically.

That said, that island has a pretty great sidequest.

>>170480123
>looks up legend of zelda porn
>wants to see the hot girls
>99.99% GAY/GERUDO CROSSDRESSING LINK porn
Fuck this gay earth.

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>trying to get the last picture memory in the castle
>open my map
>hit leave area because I thought it would take me back to the world map
>teleports me out of the castle

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7PyI1jjrpQ
The main theme is so good, wish we could have gotten more music aside from the ambient one

>>170489051
Joycons in grip

>>170490054
what's with all the fags in this thread?

>>>/lgbt/

>>170490114
kinda wish there was more ambient music too, the game feels kinda dead sometimes

>>170490185
>feels kinda dead sometimes
Isn't that kinda the point?
This is a world that's moved on.

>>170490169
I said I was looking for hot girls, I was complaining about the gay sex, dummy.

I got the Ceremonial Trident and I got the song. I went up to the place they want me to be and I don't know what I have to do.

I was not expecting the last boss to be that easy.

>>170489881
We'd be shitting our pants if it amounted to anything anon. The person who first noticed it and thought it would be something big was just being a goofy ass theory crafter as per usual.

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Guys, how long has everyone been here? Because like 8 or 9 years ago there was a copypasta about a modern zelda featuring Link in a hoodie, and there was even some artwork drawn of hoodie Link from the copypasta, but I don't have a screencap of it. I bring this up because I just saw the concept art of modern Link in a hoodie riding a motorcycle. I really don't want to believe Nintendo almost accidentally copied a nearly ten year old 4chan copypasta.

>>170490185
Yeah, should have gotten ambient music for each region The gerudo ambient music should have guitars/spoiler]

>>170490306
But fucking traps isn't gay

>>170489970
you could have also just used magnesis to rub crates against him to do that about 4 times as fast as you did

>>170490378
Anon, that's super gay. All I want is for there to be good porn, not gay trap spam.

>>170489752
thanks

>>170490378
sure if you're a femanon

>>170487432
this actually

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>>170480123

alright what the fuck are you supposed to do for this calamity ganon fight? when he's on the ground, if i get up in his face he just does the unblockable slam down/AOE thing. last minute dodging the fire sword to get flurry is really inconsistent. am i really just supposed to run away, let him do an attack, run up, hit him once, and then try and run away again before his next attack?

and is there a way to get him off the wall or am i just supposed to dodge the shit he throws down until he decides to come back down? what do you do when he makes the fire ball? explosion always gets me if i flee from it.


fuck this fight in general.

>White mane Lynel fire explosion does 19.5 hearts of damage
What the fug

>Reagah says gems taste terrible
>the gorons in OoT were all salivating over the ruby
fucking fix your plot holes Nintendo

>>170491115
Yep they are the most unforgiving enemies in the game apart from the White giant lizardmen with frost arrows. Fuck those guys shoots fast. One is doable, 2 is painful, 3 is overkill.

I don't recommend hunting up north of the Rito village off the map.

What is with Nintendo's latest trend of having the option to make Link into a hyper crossdresser?
What I mean is, why did Nintendo give the option to wear Zelda's dress, or the latest fuck up with the Gerudo outfit??

>>170489036
Speaking of cooking, apparently Link can't make plain ol' steamed rice or fried rice yet he can make rice cakes?
wut?

Is there any location which reliably has a cooking pot always available with a lit fire?

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How do you get the ball next to impa?

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>>170491478
sheikah armor for maximum trap

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>>170491478
>fuck up
anon, this is the best decision nintendo has ever made.

>>170491478
The old men in charge of the of the company are becoming increasingly senile and perhaps deranged. They need to retire already.

>>170491057
Urbosa's Fury to get him off the wall (or just lightning attacks in general), parry the lasers. Shoot the fireball before it gets too close. Dodge everything else.

>>170491658
kill her for it

>>170491057
arrows get him off the wall

>>170491635

Cooking pots are permanent and you can make a fire yourself with flint/fire arrows/red chu jelly/a million other options. Go look for one yourself and mark it with your readily available cooking pot icon on the map.

Alternatively, every stable.

>>170491658
complete all the quests the townspeople have for you there

>>170491659
Is there some "hylian tunic" that isn't hot pink?

Also, what ingredients do I need for dark blue dye at the Hateno dye shop?

>>170491659
>>170491710
It's the worst thing they have done in recent history, it brings down this proud and noble video game series in it's entirety.
>>170491719
Or at least have some people to monitor the bad ideas.

>>170491057
you can dodge the slam if you jump backwards

>>170491856
>zelda has never had humor

>>170489518
stasis+ is a game changer
also urbosa's fury stuns them enough for you to mount them and get some yeehaw whacks in

>>170490445
>>170490891
>2017
>Fucking cute boys who dress like girls is gay

What the fuck familia? Are you guys retarded?

>>170491841

You can dye most clothes. First thing I did was dye the Hylian tunic green and never looked back.

speaking of eventide, how are you meant to move the huge rock slab on the pedastal up top?
i used magnesis on a rusty crate but seemed wrong

>>170492063

Those are all over the place. Stasis + hammer = momentum buildup -> shoot slab into space

What's with this fucking giant rhino? I've never seen anyone talk about it.

Can it be ridden? I killed mine in a panic.

>>170491898
Humor and dragging a series through the mud are two different things

>>170492149
fuckin duh, I'm an idiot
thanks now I can check out those tombs

piratefag here, is it safe to update the game?

>labyrinth island
>follow the map and run around for an hour or without finding anything
>fuck it
>just climb the on top of the damn walls
additional stamina really lets you cheat your way through, huh?

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How do I get this shrine?

>>170491918
Sorry lad, but you're terminally retarded if you think that fucking a male as a male isn't gay. Gay sex is gay sex.

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Sidon is for __________!

>>170492356
bowl

>>170491856
Yeah and the Wall Market sequence in FF7 also totally brought the game down and wasn't super memorable

>>170492371
impregnating

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>plays a game called zelda breath of the wild
>lol dunno if it counts as a real zelda
is he retarded?

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>>170490378

>>170490315
use your glider and attack from glider to do a ground pound

>>170487776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjTTZgfX2jA

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>>170492434

>>170492461
what about trap-on-female?

>>170481086
Isn't it enough that you can make Link a trap?

>>170491823
Including impas main quests like killing ganon?

What are you supposed to do when you step on those stumps with leafs on them and then rings appear in the air.

Shooting arrows through them does nothing and i dont see how i should suddenly fly 20 feet in the air from a ground position and fly through them.

>>170492437
he has a point, it's definitely a huge break from tradition
doesn't mean it's not a "real" Zelda, it's just not a traditional Zelda

>>170492687
I thought I had to ground pound on them, I even got as far as jumping before I remembered that I'm not playing Mario.

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>>170492226
>a few feminine outfits in an amazing game that's getting phenomenal reviews across the board and may well be the best zelda to date= dragging the series through the mud

ok anon kek

Help I can't choose which village is my favorite

>>170492410
Bowl what even? There isnt even a slope. it's at the edge of the world.

>Link had 2 guppies ready to gulp down his tadpoles
>1 gets married and the other suffers a fate worse than death

man this game just keeps getting more grim

>>170492687
Suddenly fly 20 feet in the air from a ground position and fly through them.
Create an updraft by shooting the ground with a fire arrow.

>>170492686
No, there's a book in Impa's house which gives you some clues

>>170492347
pls respond

>>170492549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwblQxLBUEI

>that dragon roost island tune

>>170492687
the rito champion ability lets you fly 20 feet up in the air.

So after you finish the Zora beast, are you completely done with Sidon? I want to do more quests with him dammit. I'm legitimately sad at the thought of not being able to do anything else with him in game and in real life...

>>170492426
It did. It made the game worse as a whole, not to mention if it wasn't there, the game wouldn't be altered to any strong degree.
>>170481086
>>170492654
You give them an inch, they'll try to take a mile.
>>170492754
It is, it reflects on poor decisions in an otherwise amazing game. Just a bit of dirt can make a steak bad.

god the voice acting is so fucking bad

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hbg would chew me the fuck out if I asked about Zelda there so if you guys would be so kind:

I'm getting sick of running haxchi every time (I'm playing on a PAL Wii U, but with the update patched using the NA .tik)

Can I backup my save data, delete the update data, then update the game legit via Nintendo? Or is it too risky to allow it to connect to the internet at this point?

Thanks.

>>170493058
It can't be helped.™

I hope Nintendo doesn't repeat this mistake.

How hard is Naked and Afraid Hyrule Edition?

>>170492437
On one hand it does feel like a zelda spin-off but on the other hand who cares what a youtube celebrity says on twitter

>>170482527
In case you want to know, you need 13 hearts minimum.

>>170493058
>when the goron champion ability recharges
Cringe every time. its so often too.