/owg/ - Overwatch General

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1st for warm hugs and warmer coffee

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>>170238503
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>170238564
2nd for cozy naps and hot cocoa with whipped cream.

>>170238612
jamison fawkes' personality resembles an orc. and i mean that in the kindest, most complimentary way possible

>>170238642
>pharah's face
CUTE CUTE CUTE

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It's amazing how much more I would enjoy competitive if 2cp didn't exist. Even when I win it feels shitty spending 25 minutes on the same fucking map

Eichenwalde has a similar problem funneling everyone through the same chokepoint but at least once you start the actual payload part it's more fun.

Friendly reminder that everything can be hacked.. and everyone.

>>170238695
the last CP on eichenwalde is such hot bullshit

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McCree is MY cool cowboy.
Fight Club is a good book so far.

>>170238695

If the house with the caved in roof before the choke was like 20% shorter, you could do an aerial comp dive over it.

>>170238671
Like from 40k? I don't know Warhammer lore very well, but I like what I've heard of the Orks!

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I don't know why people hate Orisa's design.

I think it's the horns.

>>170238671
It seems the fans can only make pharah make fanart in two ways, shipping with mercy, or as the tiny mascot kid for Overwatch. I prefer the latter.

>>170238820
the fun-loving, explosive Orkz

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>tfw no pharah art to waifu fag with

>>170238865
That's why I like the OR-15 skin the best.

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>>170238865
I don't hate it, but I do think it does stretch the boundaries of how the heroes in overwatch are designed. It's obvious that this character was meant to be a bit outlandish and they did succeed at that part.

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>>170238865
She looks out of place. The robots prior shared common themes among themselves.
And then suddenly we get a robot based off a mythological creature. What's next? A Hydra omnic?

>>170239010
>but I do think it does stretch the boundaries of how the heroes in overwatch are designed

What are these boundaries? Did Blizzard specify what their limits on character design for Overwatch are at some point?

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I love Hana.

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>>170239254
I do too, Anon!

>>170238865
Her face is weirdly shaped is all.

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>>170239292
Me three!

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>>170239254
me too!

>>170238695
Get blizzard to make new 2cp maps that aren't garbage (it's blizzard so this won't happen) or maybe try and fix them to be less shit (also probably won't happen.

Number one hate for comp is koth though.

It's come to the point where I'd just rather not win, as if it's not a blowout either way the game lags on for fucking ever.

>>170239240
The boundaries are established with what they already have designed. I meant it in the sense that now we can expect more out there designs and it wouldn't be weird, since so far we have mostly only gotten humanoids, with D.Va's mech and Bastion being the outlines. With Orisa now in, I do think we can expect some more non-humanoid designs is all I am saying.

>>170239117
>A Hydra omnic?
It'd be neat yea

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Fareeha best waifu

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Alright Anons, do you want another holiday event? I maybe want one more and then just to repeat the rest, because at this point I would rather that they make more non holiday cosmetics and focus more on developing the game.

>>170239476
Has there been a single new non-event skin since release?

>>170239117
>complaining about a robot based on a mythological creature when we have characters with skins that make them Japanese mechas, gods, demons, monsters, etc

Also, there's a fucking gorilla and a Transformer.

>>170239557
Rein's

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I strongly desire blueberries for some reason.

>>170239623
That's great, because they're really good for you!

>>170239565
Do you think it's safe to finally buy sym's skin? I was holding out because I didn't want them to nerf her into uselessness.

There might be another event between now and summer though.

>>170239476
I'd like it if they had a go at doing a story style event. Like they release some new characters/new map with a special brawl to go along with it as well as some skins that're "Canon" to the event taking place during the brawl.

Like they release a map that takes place during an open conflict between Talon and New Overwatch and everyone gets new tactical/operator style skins or something.

>>170239565
>tfw no optimus prime skin for bastion

>>170239575
That was because of Eichenwalde though, they designed the skin for the map anyway, so it was obvious they were going to add it in.

>>170238503
Can I actually get banned for telling faggots to kill themselves in chat?

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>>170238503
>Now travelling to ________
What map has you make this face?

>>170239693
Her Goddess skins? Knock yourself out.

>>170239732
The New Year's one is close, needs some blue on it. You can also pretend his black color skin is Nemesis Prime.

>>170239565
And? They're just skins.
Bastion follows the theme of the omnic crisis bots that all look like weapons that had robotics built around them.
Winston follows the theme of that in this setting, science is basically magic

Then there's a robot horse.

>>170239814
vodka

>>170239896
>Winston follows the theme of that in this setting, science is basically magic
So "science is basically magic" is ok, but a centaur robot isn't.

>>170239814
>Eichenwalde
>Defense
>Insta-lock Hanzo

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>>170239814
>volskaya industries

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>>170239896
>be a faggot ass brony
>so nerdy i studied hard and became robot maker
>virgin af, doesnt matter, I can make my waifu
>creates centaur female mistress bot because I'm a degenerate piece of horsepussy loving retardation

Does it make sense yet?

>>170239814
>Anubis/Hanamura/Volskaya
Gee Blizzard, you could at least have warned me i was going to waste 15 minutes on a draw.

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>>170239974
>you're on defense

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>>170239439
>Exquisite.
There's a pretty meme.

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Orisa is fun and I can't wait to play her in comp

>tfw pulling people off the bridge on Lijang Garden

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>>170240016
>Not wanting a cute traffic cop

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>>170239896
And before the robot horse was a robot dog, which the robot horses were directly based off of. The OR-15s are based on the OR-14s, the Athena robots, from the Omnic Crisis.

>>170239927
Yes. Robots so far have either been humanoids or living weapons. Nothing has ever came close to what she is. They just should've went with that Not!Metal gear design or that quadruped Athena design

>>170240016
>brony
>studying and working hard to achieve things
you lost me

>>170240134
I'm certain that's gonna get nerfed. The range on that pull is absurd

>>170240134
really bland character thought. bastion has more personality than this new hero

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>>170240016
>creates centaur female mistress bot because I'm a degenerate piece of horsepussy loving retardation

>>170240275
>bastion has more personality than this new hero
he's a mass-produced killbot who's (at least, supposed to) be super into nature when something hit him and somehow turned his "KILL HUMANS" programming into "LOVE NATURE" programming

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Just had three games in a row where people just intentionally threw or just troll picked. The third time the guy just went winston, jumped over to the enemy team and spammed the hello emote to them. Why the fuck do people do this?

>>170240380
If it's comp: they hate people
If it's not: they're bored and might also hate people

>>170240380
mommy and daddy issues

>>170240275
having no personality is kind of the point you know that right
it's explicitly stated that she's literally a month old and has to learn about the world and how to act in it
she's a service drone learning what it means to be human as opposed to bastion's learning what it is to not murder everything in sight.

>Orisa defense force

The design is ugly accept it.

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Well, a quadruped character made everybody angry, so form now on they'll stick to humans and metal humans.

How about an insectiod Omnic like a preying mantis bot? With a human body and limbs, of course, don't want to anger too many people by making it too mantis-looking.

>>170240582
Not as ugly as yo momma, cuz

>>170240608
>Well, a quadruped character made everybody angry, so form now on they'll stick to humans and metal humans.
Has anyone said they disliked it outside of the /owg/ echo chamber.

>>170240615
dam, son

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>>170240582
I think she's cute

>>170240582
I'm not a fan of the centaur legs, and her head looks wonky. Thank goodness her legendary skins are really good. I'm gonna need to save up credits because I do not like her default one bit

Doomfist will be a defense hero?

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>>170240380

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>>170239254
too bad blizz hates her

>>170240545
Fuck the lore and fuck you, Orisa is shit and everyone who likes her needs to die, nobody asked for this garbage designed by a five-year-old. Where are the real characters like Doomfist, Soundquake, and Athena?

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>>170240435
>comp
>plat
>diamond queued with a gold player
>second round gold player jumps off a cliff with 10 seconds before the round starts

okay

>>170240680
No. There's already 6 heroes in each catagory except support. Doomfist will be DPS or Tank

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>>170240698
nah bitch, i dont do quick play. It was a comp match. also why is it that when i win i get around 20 sr but if i lose i drop like 35. what the heck

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>>170240764
Saiko is cute!

>>170240661
Accept that you have a shit tier taste and fetish

Looking for me?

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>>170240726
>brings up personality
>then complains about everything but personality

unless you're not the same poster in which case I don't know what you wanted from me

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>>170240726
>real characters
>Soundquake
>Athena

Pffffffffttttttt

>>170240781
>Diogenes

Top tier name desu

>>170240807
>fetish

nice projection, do you only like characters you want to fuck?

>>170240890
>do you only like characters you want to fuck?
some sad people do, yea

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>>170240726
>this new hero is STUPID she wasn't the one I WANTED

>>170240890
No one on this site knows what projection even means, might as well call a model T cute at this rate.

>>170239804
yes

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>play with stacks
>none of them bother to try and communicate with the other half of the team
>lose badly
>entire solo queue
>dont bother to communicate
>win quite handily

>>170241117
>Thank you healing negro
>Not UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND or any number of catchy JSR songs

>>170241117
Thank You Healing Frogman

Cut the edgy stuff, kid

>>170241158
>Duo or more have mics
>No one else does
>They only use them to complain
>They never switch characters

No shit the guy i was shooting at got woken up, call out your sleep darts

>>170240772
Doubt it. Blizzard will pull a defense placement out of their ass because he has knockback abilities or something

>>170241283
>He's asle-nevermind

Most common Ana call I make

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>>170241158
>>170241283
>3 or 4 stack
>none can support (except Symmetra)
>none can tank (except Roadhog)
>criticizes team picks of others
>blames loss on Ana, Rein, or anyone who dared to not swap off DPS

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the only matches ive had are the 10 calibrations and 1 after i got my rank

r8 me like the slut i am

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>play lucio
>always get 3+ votes because i'm the healer regardless of my skill
Feels great!

>>170241649
I definitely give more healer (you)s to lucio than mercy

>>170239814
Dorado, I hate dark maps and the whole structure of it.

>>170241735
i really want a day version dorado or maybe night version of other maps, but alas those are just reserved for spooky scary events

Doomfist's abilities:

-Can destroy barriers with a single mighty punch. If more than one barrier is in the melee range of his punch he destroys all of them. Does moderate damage to enemies. 15-second cooldown.
-A megaton punch that sends anyone hit by it flying backward for a set distance. If they impact anything before landing they take additional damage. If the target is in front of something like a wall and Doomfist is in front of them the punch-impact combo does massive damage and leaves a crater like in the Numbani airport. 12-second cooldown.
-Primary attack is a straight jab with his right fist, then one with his left fist, then a right hook to finish the combo if the button is held. Tapping it repeatedly does alternating jabs.
-Secondary attack is a punch that launches an energy fist forward that briefly dazes anyone hit by it. 10-second cooldown.
-Ultimate has him jackhammer the ground, a wall, or other nearby surface to create as series of shockwaves that damages and slows everyone in the affected area. Lasts 5 seconds.

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>play a match, lose because our dps were shit
>have one from our last game in the team
>immediatly says I'm trolling because I'm not in voice
>the only thing you can hear in the voicechat is him complaining that everyone is trolling
>starts screaming when I call him out on it
how do these autists get to diamond?

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>>170241638
>r8 me
I'm guessing mid-platinum MMR. Your stats look like my alt account's duo-queue placements so far with a friend who ended 2400 last season. Getting high stats is pretty easy when you're effectively smurfing.

>>170238865
It's the horns and the eyes, yes. And while the ORIS-15 skin fixes those, there's still the "animalness" of her... I really wish she'd look more robotic/mechanical/whatever.

Captcha: HOLLAND VICHY

>>170239814
All 2CP maps and Numbani

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I cant wait for Orisa to come out so retards actually know how to deal with Graviton rather than just letting Zarya carry games.

>Game is nearly a year old
>Still referring to heroes as champions
>kys

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>there should be an overwatch tinder where you can scan through people's winrates/stats and swipe if you wanna stack with them or not.

2 postiives result in you two being stacked instantly

captcha: lifestyle playas

>>170242190
I just want the avoid player feature back

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>>170239476

>focus more on developing the game.

BUT DIFFERENT PEOPLE DO DIFFERENT THINGS ASDIJ ABSDAISJNDQAWNDÅOAWKNDAWDN

yo bastion mains had their fun can we go ahead and nerf him again?

>>170242237
hes nerfed, barely even OP in current state, git gud.

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>>170241638
Youre either really high tier or really low
>>170241826
Not enough games to for an opinion.


>tfw can't into rectangle shield man

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blizzard and valve finally make a truce.
and as part of their new alliance, the leads of their top games switch to another for 1 major patch cycle.

icefrog goes to overwatch and kaplan goes to dota 2.

what would happen

>>170242285
t. bastion main

pro teams are already taking him in place of s76

>>170242190
This sounds pretty nice

Do you guys always vote for what would objectively be the best play out of them all or do you only vote for the best play on your team and never vote for the red team?

Unless the red team do something really, really impressive (or they're close to reaching 10 votes) i pretty much only vote for my team.

>>170241649
When you've got a good healer you can definitely feel their impact on the team, i usually vote for either the good healer or tank in the team as a thanks for their work.

>Play quick play
>CP lijang Tower
>Final round, enemy team about to win
>My team rushes in
>Everyone but me dies almost instantly
>There's 5 of them left
>I'm not a tank or super mobile
>Don't bother stepping on the point
>Genji on my team gets pissed off and blames me for the loss even though there was literally no way I could have lasted more than 2 seconds in there with some of them still even having ults.
>Keeps getting angry

Quick play people are unreasonably upset.

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>Hook Accuracy: 10%
>Weapon Accuracy 80%
i-i'm having a really weird day today /owg/

>>170242396
>There's some variety now

Oh the horror.

so when's the nigress going to hit live?

>>170242513
>Don't bother stepping on the point

There's your problem.

>>170241649
>getting a card as Lucio
how's silver

>>170242513
I still go through the motions. There are times where I choose not to go onto point or I leave point while alive during Overtime and then we lose and a teammate questions me, but at least in those cases I had some sort of plan which didn't pay off.

>>170242685
>Step on point
>Instantly die
>Round lost anyway

There wasn't any point, not after they killed the rest of my team before all but one of them even got close to the point.

>>170242513
kek same happened to me on Oasis and it was a Genji too

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>>170242715
quick play is pretty nice, thanks for asking.

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this is my first season, and i gotta say;
just fuck my placement matches up

5w/5l
i've never wanted to enjoy a bleach martini this much.

>>170242754
Sometimes people just need to recognize when the game is over before they blame the whole loss on someone not suddenly becoming an incredible pro who is going to 1v5 an enemy team as zenyatta.

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>>170242834
I got 2 wins 2 draws and the rest were losses and it put me at 2,100ish. Last season when I did my placements I started around 2,400 when I was done. ;_;

>>170242882
placement matches are pain. i feel you anon.

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>>170242685
>>170242795
In competitive or higher MMRs, you can trust your Ana or Mercy to do the bulk of the healing. Lucio instead becomes focused on engagement, disengagement, peeling and misc. lifesaving. Unfortunately the game doesn't give you any recognition at all for this.

>>170242834
i ragequitted the first 4 matches last season and i placed at 2200

i wonder where i'll place now that i've learned not to tilt

>>170242834
My first season too, i got 5/5 and managed to make it to 2790.

Played 39 games since then and the highest i've ever reached so far is 2791. A controller losing battery and a lost server connection knocked me down to 26xx and i've given up caring already.

Maybe i'll get more wins in gold so i can just get this golden gun already.

>>170242769
>Don't step on point
>100% chance you lose

>Step on point
>99% chance you lose

>>170243056
>managed to make it to 2790.
wow. i mean, i knew i suck. but it never dawned on me how much i actually fucking suck.

>>170242834
i ended up in silver too on my new account, took me like 2 days to get into high diamond. Come on anon.

What 1st April event would be?

>>170243096
Overtime contesting is a skill that everyone should learn, regardless of your hero choices. The guy who're replying to said Lijang Tower, right? You don't need to "1v5" to contest. Any hero has a decent chance to start Overtime at 99% and then get one or two fuse resets in.

>>170243096
>Rest of team just got wiped
>Respawn timer plus walk time plus I assume already decreasing overtime counter
Yeah, not even them, but unless the enemy team lost all ability to aim for about 10 seconds straight there was no way they'd win that at that point. It just would have fed them the team kill.

>>170242980
>In competitive or higher MMRs
>posts quick play record
Boi! You're also wrong on a few notes but i don't care enough to expose you as the gold you are.

>>170243116
I'd already be diamond if I could stop getting people actively throwing, or leaving, or picking Hanzo and not getting picks, etc.

>>170243116
i just got that score about 5 minutes ago, i intend on being able to hopefully fix this. but i fucking suck, like incomprehensibly.

>>170243181
Judging from their other posts, it sounds like they probably would have had to go through the other team to get there. They said that the rest of their team barely even got in before dying.

Even with two fuse resets their team still wouldn't respawn and get out the door before that was over.

Contesting is good, but it's not always easy.

Why would you use Reaper over a rightclicking Torb? Torb can even turn into a tank himself

>>170243225
>>170243263
Here are the only choices to carry out of silver/gold/plat
>Zarya best choice
>roadhog second
>D.va
Or if you're really fucking good
>genji.

>>170243181
If I was gonna get in that point I would have had to walk past a pharah, a hog, and a soldier. I doublt I could have gotten a second reset in and literally everybody else had just died about two seconds before then.

It's not like I could even get them to coordinate earlier when I tried to get them to group for a push with my tranquility.

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>>170243294
>why would you use Reaper

Good question.

>>170243308
It's actually mercy but those are good too.

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>>170243218
I didn't want to post my competitive record because MasterOverwatch doesn't show voting cards, Overbuff doesn't show Season 3, and the Bastion meta just fucked my shit right up. Stats are pretty embarrassing and it'll take a while to get back to 3500.

>>170243294

because Torb is scum

>>170243207
>>170243181
Yah.

It's still a good habit to get in to. They might whiff their shots. You might be able to stall. You might go full clutch and stall until respawns.

Doing nothing will always result in a loss, where contesting will sometimes result in a recovery.

>>170242227
what's this from?

>>170243294
>Tfw fucking people up with non-ult'd right click
it's a good feeling

>>170243181
I had the same mindset that asking a mad dash to the point was a waste but today Adoong so actually cause my team to win. Flew to a dead Lucio soul under the last Gibraltar bridge and solo rezzed him for the few seconds of invulnerable and somehow my team turned the whole situation around

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>supercharged + Ana boosted Rocket Barrage
>kill the Pharah after "JUST"
>whole team dead anyway

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>be noob with good aim
>ask if I can play dps because my support and tank skills are so bad
>NO FUCK U FGT PICK REIN
>do shit, but try my best, atleast I got gold damage and elims!
>on attack, get asked to play dva, never played this piece of shit, can't get jack done, noone else is scoring kills tho
>ask if I can dps instead
>no u fkn n00b learn game before u play comp
>b-but we're bronze, we're all bad, pls!
>get multi reported and bullied...

>>170243503
I typically do, but after three rounds of solo healing a team of 4 dps and a mei that won't coordinate, waste their ults, and then get wiped instantly by walking headlong into bullshit, I'm not going to bother trying to run a guantlet as a slow easy target to get the thirty feet into the point past 3 high damage characters, a luccio, and a zarya chilling in the back.

>>170243672
>gold damage and elims as Rein
Why would you listen to a team like this?

>>170242980
You can get card for boop kills.

>>170243425
Pro tip, stop relying on ana or mercy. I know it looks like your favorite streamers are speed boosting all the time but they're really only on speed bost for a second then they go back to healing. Mercy will outheal you anyway but your healing is a huge factor and you should keep it up as much as possible.

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>>170243672
fuck other people, play who you like, its a videogame you spent money on, cuck

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>>170243727
this. last time I had a team like that I just switched to Roadhog and proceeded to wreck the opposing team and keep them off the payload with ults since I got them so quickly.

>>170243690
Unfortunately this is the problem when the game is played by both children and retards. An issue that stems from the artistic style blizzard chose for the game, appealing to a mass of casuals with a Call of Dooty mentality.

>>170243672
Here's a bit of advice.

Dont fucking listen to your retarded teammates unless you're diamond or above.

>be fucked into silver by placements by listening to picks of the team
>back to gold and climbing by doing what i do best

>>170243672
I check the game time people have for characters before I pick or ask anyone to change.

If our rein has 30 minutes playtime on rein but hours and hours on dps, he can have it. I would rather rein and have him do what he's used to than have a rein with no experience.
You should learn to play at least one or two tanks and healers though for comp, to fill team needs.

>>170243672
>get asked to play dva
should have been the red flag

>>170243727
I've had plenty of games where this has happened and it's either the most satisfying thing because you're carrying your team to victory and you're doing so much, or it's the worst because you're literally the only one on your team doing anything.

>>170243672
If you're stuck in support and want to practice your aim use Zenyatta or Ana.

If you're a tank then use Roadhog (for his hook), Orisa when she's released and Zarya.

If you get good with any of these then you'll be a credit to the team, but otherwise listen to >>170243787

Gonna do my placement matches later this week. Is it a bad idea to just go healer the whole time and hope the other people are competent? I can play about 9 characters decently, but I don't want to get screwed like I did on placements last season.

>>170243848
What do you do if they only main symmetra or torb or worse hanzo.

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>>170243848
>have 30 hours on Rein in quickplay
>he was my first hero and I mained him for a few weeks
>played maybe 1 hour of Rein over the past 6 months
>mfw someone asked me to play Rein because I had the most experience a few days ago

>>170243917
Spread your asshole and find a GM in QP who you can queue with after he fucks you

>>170243946
If defense, I don't worry that much.

If attack, get nervous.

Unless they have dozens of hours on hanzo or torb.

>>170244037
Symm mains seem to be the only ones out of those few who can actually do decently on attack. I swear attack torbs forget that they can put down a turret so I never see one all game.

>>170243917
it's fine if you play Ana/Mercy/Zen. the only real exception is Lucio because below a certain MMR people wont know what to do when you speedboost them. But even carrying with Lucio is possible, I know a Lucio main that tanked to 1.5k and then climbed back up to 3.5k.

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>>170244109
>play attack torb
>turret immediately gets destroyed

>play against attack torb
>no one ever cares to shoot at the turret and ignore it

>>170244134
>the only real exception is Lucio because below a certain MMR people wont know what to do when you speedboost them.
Man isn't that the truth.

People get angry at me for speedboosting a lot and tell me luccio is only for healing.

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>win game
>someone is still complaining in voicechat while the endgame screens roll by

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>>170243764
PROTIP: eat a dick

I don't care what some Jury Duty Lucio thinks. Lucio heals as necessary and you'll be doing it off and on continuously, but when you're in a high rank game with a competent Lucio and Ana, silver heals Lucio is completely normal.

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How do idling/afk xp farm custom games work?
Do I have to get an AHK script?
Do I have to select a hero each time the round ends?

>4 placement matches
>3 losses and a draw
Guess I'll be bronze this season.

>>170244235
Depends on map and nade usage

>>170244235
Stay in diamond then.

>>170243672
Literally no reason to care about rank unless you looking to push once you're around masters, especially at the start of the season and especially in bronze. Do whatever you want lol

>>170244274
>anglo nose
>crimson chin
disgusting

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>>170244349
I'm sorry.

>>170244235
What site is this anon?

>>170239739
But its not an event

>>170244520
It kind of was, even had its own brawl

Miss me?

>started today at 2945
>got to 3454
>losing streak of impossible to carry teams got me down to 2932

put the barrel of the gun to my head and kill me

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>>170244325
Doing some simple math: I have 585 healing per minute, or roughly an entire Roadhog per minute. Average is 50% higher than that at 871/min because the vast majority of Lucios are like yourself, pressing E every 12 seconds and calling it a day.

So, that's a difference of 286 heals per minute. Ana can make up for this with 4 shots. It's not that much of an extra burden. She can do this while charging up her much more valuable ultimate while I'm peeling the Tracer, Genji and/or Winston off of her.

You can look through the profiles of anyone who plays a significant amount of Lucio in 3500+. It'll be very difficult for you to find one which has above average healing and below average offensive assists.

is it worth buying this game if you don't have a 120/144hz monitor.

I really don't want to buy this game and rage because I'm at a disadvantage.

>>170244673
Yeah keep looking at stats. That's as close as you'll ever get lol. Stop coaching on how to play at a high level when you've never even scraped masters.

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Just got an idea for idling in this game. If I install a virtual controller, I can use the A key to auto pick a hero.

what're the odds blizz starts banning people for using idle servers?

>>170244729
you are at disadvantage in every single non-turn based game without a high hz monitor

>>170244768
That's my ending rank, not season high, but anyway... Please take your own advice. You're either justpretending.png, or you have no idea how to play Lucio yet are telling people what to do.

>>170243512
Little witch academia.
The first or second ova.

>>170244854
yeah I figured as much, lul.

>>170244854
but what if I play a class/character that doesn't need high precision aim and reflexes, you think I can get by playing like a Reinhart.

I'm just afraid I'll buy this game,rage, and just troll.

>>170244860
I'm only trying to help you achieve your goal of playing at a higher level so you can brag on 4chan with a clean conscious. Don't get mad at me for that chip on your shoulder. If you took advice better you wouldnt be stuck in the average joe tier.

>>170244987
Playing at 60 hertz is fine.

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>>170243787
>>170243831
>>170243848
>>170243851
>>170243889
>>170244341
thanks for all the input guys, I would probably mouth back to people, but having only played a week now and not even knowing the names of all the heroes yet, it's hard to tell team to fug off even if I maybe should.. Thanks anyway!

>>170244840
what is there to idle for

>>170244987
yeah you can probably play heroes like rein winston symmetra with 60 hz monitor without it being that big of a deal

>>170245025
No worries, anon.

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>>170245003
>28% S4 winrate
>bragging on 4chan

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>tfw pretend i'm low rated scrub to gm to top 500 in this general at a whim for shitty green texts
>no one really questions me
>every time i call gm anon bluff they just link some pro player profile

>>170245045
XP, get boxes

>>170245274
Well, the bastion meta fucked me

>>170245326
How long until Blizzard 'fixes' this and screws over the non-idling custom games in the process?

>>170244840
if you're automating it, pretty high. they may take mercy considering it was their mistake for not catching it, or maybe getting a few boxes a night isn't so bad in their book.

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>>170245383
No matter how many offensive assists we gave turret mode Bastion, somehow we'd still lose games. Bastion meta was rough for Lucio mains.

>>170245419
>automating it

Like using a 3rd party thing to select heroes? I'd just alt tab every once in a while to select someone

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>>170239814
Attack Anubis/vodka/eichenwalde/hanamura. Luckily I am a quick play shitter, so I can just leave those shit maps.

Everytime I think "maybe this time..." it's always a re-run of the episode where only tje instalock genji gets to touch the first point every 45 seconds or it takes forever to cap second point or not get it at all.

Fucking cancer all of them. Thank god I can choose to play maps I actually like playing on

>>170245469
Why can't we speed boost our way to victory? Symmetra doesn't heal and she has one of the highest winrates!

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what the fuck

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DEATH COMES

>>170244290
>now at 5 losses and a draw
Make it stop...

>>170245326
id try it out but my pc starts rattling and making noises if i run overwatch for too long

>>170245640
>lose 8 placement matches in season 3
>still get 3300SR

what can I say?
Blizzard likes my balls

>>170245762
>everyone gets placed 300 SR lower
>go 9-1 in placements
>put exactly 50 higher than season end

i started playing rein exclusively and I got plenty of wins, went up 350 sr
should i kill myself for decisions like that?

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>HAZMAT MAN WHEN
HAZMAT MAN WHEN
>HAZMAT MAN WHEN
HAZMAT MAN WHEN
>HAZMAT MAN WHEN
HAZMAT MAN WHEN
>HAZMAT MAN WHEN
HAZMAT MAN WHEN
>HAZMAT MAN WHEN
HAZMAT MAN WHEN

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>With Orisa in the tank roster D.VA is now pretty much useless
I'm not a fan of her l33t speak but I've always found something endearing about her. Sad that's she's basically a troll pick now

>>170246147
Nah, Rein is great as long as your team utilizes your abilities. I had a 100% winrate on him during season 2 (only about 10 matches though).

>>170246184
defense matrix?
her ult and mobility?
bruh

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>>170246153
reminds me of my fave guy to play as in Killing Floor.

>>170246147
>playing teamwork: the hero
i'd say you should not

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>>170246184

>>170246184
>dva flies past your windshield shitshack, hammers you in the face and sticks 2 tons of molten lead down your stupid faggoty horsepussy

>>170246301
Fuckhuge critbox and little utility

I can't see how people would pick her instead of Orisa

Not even a tank main

>>170246184
>D.Va is the only hero that can simply remove damage from the game no matter how much
>useless with Orisa+Ana ult stacking

>>170246153
>sprays ground with different types of goo
>speed-boosting goo
>healing goo
>wall-climbing goo
>poison goo

>>170246554
>dude area effects lmao
stop giving them horrible ideas

>>170246554
idk why reddit thinks a second mei is a good idea

why isnt mei picked more often in comp

she's great for burning a minute or two off the clock by stalling the enemy team

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>>170245578
ROLEPLAY META

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>>170246359
Always was a fan of Steampunkified Mr. Foster

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>>170246692

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>>170246754

>>170246520
And I can't see why anyone would pick Lúcio over Soldier 76.
They are different, thay have their niches and their synergies.

>>170246754
>>170246820
Why do those shippers always come up with the worst possible combinations?

>>170246707
yeah he was pretty cool even though I usually HATE steampunkified stuff.

>>170246878
Considering how autism and shipping go hand in hand, I can't say I'm surprised.

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>>170246820

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I like Mei's butt

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Is there a resurgence of throwing bitch babies? Already lost 2 games because of them

>>170247286
no

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>>170246878
It's pretty simple really, non-worst combinations are just too fucking easy 2 ship. Worst ships makes for the best and most outrageous backstories.

>>170247286
This game desperately needs the avoid player feature back. I've met way too many insufferable cunts I don't ever wanna play with again since they removed it.

>>170247391
At least they should fucking remove prefer player. Playing with the same cunt because he thought I was good and he was shit is making me really fucking angry.

>>170247391
Blizzard removed it because people were using it for people on the enemy team, and because off-meta one-tricks were getting hour long queues.

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>>170247024
I want to bury my face, my dick, my entire self in her hips and butt.

>>170247485
>>170247391
What if avoid player was back but you could only use it on teammates? That'd probably solve the problem if you got someone who threw or was just generally an asshole

>>170247485
>because off-meta one-tricks were getting hour long queues.

Good.

>>170247526
same thing would happen, they'd get mr carry on their team and avoid him so they wouldn't have to get him as an enemy

>It's overpowered but difficult to hit so it's balanced

what ability is this?

>>170247687
scatter arrow :^)

>>170247687
>difficult to hit
There's an ability that's difficult to hit with in this game? Are you trying to shoot a Pharah out of the sky with Junkrat?

>>170247759
I think the joke is people say it's difficult to hit, but as you said. Not much in this game is difficult to hit.

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>>170247710
>>170247759

>>170247759
Torb's m1.

do the afk skirmish lobbies work?

>>170245640
Finally got a win after 9 matches.
I still want to kill myself

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>>170247687

It's McCree

He seems like so not Overwatch character, rewarding only your aim and aim only.

What am I doing wrong?

Everyone else is like "Look at me, I'm torb. I hammer walls, sit around on a cart, get potg, win, and Oasis loves me" and I'm over here instantly getting killed and my turrets destroyed

female talon junker character WHEN
i need my sheila character, more so if shes a builder class with lil spider turrets that you place and are tethered so they can chase after players and then run back to where they were placed once they get to far away.

>>170248001
Yeah but then Blizzard though "Hey let's buff Soldier 76’s damage even though he doesn't need it because hit kit is amazing" and now people just pick him and spam in a direction and get the same if not better value

>>170248001
>McCree op
Lol

>>170248016
you dont have the golden hammer

>>170248016
If you want to play like that you have to get a full stack that plays for you and is able to win 5v6. Otherwise you should actually play Torbjorn. You know, shooting and stuff.

>>170247489
Too fat

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I want to become good friends with Sombra and give her a ride home when she gets drunk.

>>170248016
Give up on the idea of having your turret cover the front. Put it in the back, so that your healers are covered from teleporting lesbians and angry gooks with katanas.

If you place it at the front, I shit you not, even a fucking Lucio can damage it faster than you can repair it. He is not like the TF2 engineer at all, you can't repair your turret under fire.

Also, unpicked scrap disappears after a short time, always run around to collect them. And never drop your armors on obscene places where your team can't see them, drop them all at the same spot and tell them to pick them up there.

Finally accept the fact that Torbjörn is fucking trash and will never stop being a meme hero thanks to Blizzard's love for brain dead casuals.

>>170248221
I want sombra to fuck me while invisible

>>170248221
I want sombra to abuse me

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>>170248301
I only have platonic feelings for her but that sure would be an interesting experience.

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>>170248221
I want Sombra to console me in spirit when she dies?

>>170248016
Low-effort Torb play has you positioned around a corner where you cam hammer the turret while it's shooting without getting shot yourself. When you have ult, re-position the turret so it has LOS only on the objective and not towards attacker entrances. Pop Q once the enemy is involved in a team-fight already and can't focus on your turret.

Higher-level Torb play is rare. You use your gun and teammates (specifically Reinhardt) much more. Your forward turrets won't last long, even with the best of positioning. In active team fights, with your turret down, it's rare to find a window to put down a turret and be able to upgrade it to level 2. Most often, you toss down a disposable level 1 and then do what you can with your gun. With Molten Core up, it's the same tactic, though.

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>>170248221
Imagine if Sombra was your good friend and she owed you a big favor for something that happened a while ago, so she uses her own owed favor with Katya Volskaya to get her and she suck your dick together to make all of you even.

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>>170248359
But why?
>>170248394
This is depressing and i didn't know i wanted this.
>>170248462
But anon, I'm a grill! And i don't consider Volskaya attractive.

>>170248387
>platonic for best girl
R e m o v e yourself

Sombraposters are the cancer that is killing this general

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>>170248526
>She wouldn't scissor with Sombra
Anon you're a faggot

>>170248387
>getting friendzoned by your own fantasy

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>grandmaster game
>playing mercy (because muh bastion meta)
>get potg
>assume it's one of my many 3-4 man rezzes
>it's just me spamming into the choke and hitting 3 people

>>170248591
Along with pharah- and widowfags, I'd like to add.

People complaining about what is killing these generals, is what is killing these generals.

>>170248679
The Widowfags waifufag a lot; but the Pharahfags basically just yell DELET THIS over and over.

>>170248591
There's hardly any sombra love or posts
Be quiet

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>>170248631
>not having fantasies about having a female bestfriend
Some of us are more lonely than you anon

>>170248526
Because I like being abused by hot grills

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>>170248528
She is cute and very attractive but I'm not very gay.
>>170248591
That's okay, just tell me where Sombra touched you, anon.
>>170248593
I'd rather go for Sombra than Volskaya and i swear those threads are making me gayer everyday.

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>>170240661

>>170247914
Sure do, just gotta make sure to actually pick a champ so unless you go the extra step, you still have to babysit it every halfhour

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>watchpoint gibraltar
>wallrun sky high from upper spawn door to platform on the opposi
>drop behind enemy lines
>hipitty hopitty get ofg my property
>m2

Why is Lucio the most fun hero

>>170248631
That's because i don't have any real friends

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>>170248845

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>>170248962
>tfw I lost all my friends 3 years ago because I fucked the wrong person
I take 30 min long baths desu senpai.

>>170248962
d-delete this

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>>170248742
You've got good taste regardless honey.

>>170248962
I only take shorth baths because i consider them a waste of time.
>>170249013
>tfw i lost all my friends because i am overall a horrible person

>>170248742
As a girl, what are your thoughts on Mercy?

>>170248591

*appears behind you*

Looking for me?

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>I sound like a kid, but I'm not a kid, I swear!

he played better than me

>>170249064
>>170249013
>having friends to begin with
Hah.
Never learned how to do anything more than just be friendly whenever I see them at school or work or wherever. I have no idea how you decide to do things with people and you're like, "hey, follow me out of this setting and into a new one."

Is hog a good hero to solo/double queue on?

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>comp
>mid platinum
>Route 66 on Defence
>last guy to lock goes Rein because we're short a good tank
>he spends a total of 5 seconds on the payload
>just keeps charging off by himself, several times right down to the enemy spawn
>the entire team is screaming at him over text and voice to just fucking stay on the payload and shield his team
>we still somehow manage to pull a win out of our ass because the enemy team can't capitalize on his retardation
>tell him he's the worst Rein I've ever seen
>"lol I don't play Rein dude how am I supposed to know what to do"
>mfw

How do you manage to climb this far up the ladder by yourself and have several hundred levels without knowing how all heroes in this game work? Especially one as functionally simple as Rein

>>170249205
>not "been here all along"
Shame, anon.

>>170249165
Cute but not sexually appealing to me at all. Would beffriend and experiment on people with her.
>>170249232
Same. Whenever someone startsbeing friendly towards me, i tell them to fuck off.

Did everyone instantly recognize the Reaper as Gabriel? Haven't really dug in the comics and all that stuff yet.

>>170249375
his Blackwatch skin kinda gave it away

>>170249251
If your team leaves primary tank for last pick, you're going to have a bad time.

>>170249165
Another girl here, I like to self insert as Mercy and fantasize about seducing an underage Hana.

>>170249423
I mean in-universe.

>>170246692
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>>170246971
After her work was done and Tracer couldn't think of anything but pussies anymore, Widowmaker turned her attention to the next challenge... for the refined tastes.

>>170249219
My twin siblings are both 14 and master soon to be grandmaster, I'm stuck here in plat.
Just fuck my shit up senpai, i can't even show em my ranking.

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>>170249446
So basically just self insert as Mercy.

>>170249446
I suspect that you are peddling falsehoods.

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>>170249506
>My twin siblings
>are both 14
No shit, I'm fucking retarded

>Watch Codey, supposed to be the highest ranked Sombra main
>he seems fucking useless 90% of the time, doesn't communicate when he's going to EMP, mostly just annoys people before warping back to a healthkit, doesn't even focus mercy after an EMP when he knows she has rez

How is this guy GM