/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>tfw no blue assassin right out the window

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>>170117219
Jamison Fawkes!

quick question, on these exp farm games do i need to select a character everytime the skirmish ends to get exp, or do i just leave it there and get it anyway?
if i need to select character every 30 minutes, how the fuck do i do that without checking every time?

i just want some lootboxes

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>that guy that is wearing top 500 player icon from season 1 and hasn't reached top 500 in any of the other seasons
cringeworthy ah tbph

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>widow mains play a single-player game and think they have a valid opinion on game balance

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>>170117219

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XTH FOR CALLAHAN BEST WAIFU

Good tutorials for a noob?

>>170117438
but how much health does he have?

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>our zarya is trashing the enemy team and saving people with clutch shields
>spamming GET PUMPED the whole time
>only person not on voice

I love it when people are like this

>>170117362
i need to know, i gotta work tomorrow and its 2 am in here

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Scavenger reporting in again.

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nth for death by lung cancer

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Best friends having the best time

>>170117362
I have no idea. I'll probably leave my game running over night to check.

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>Widow players

>>170117482
just play.

also http://pastebin.com/AFGpVALq

>>170117635
shit. i guess me too then.

so can anyone explain why they keep buffing the most cancerous heroes?

>>170117362
You're going to get banned

>>170117531
none because NHS is shit

>>170117613
d-d.va doesn't smoke!

>>170117362
i've heard that you do have to select a character. it sucks but alas. it's the best you can get.

>>170117757
because it's blizzard

>>170117363
>he's not even top 1

>>170117362
you need to select character every 30 min.

>>170117362
>exp farm games
Post your BattleNet ID and I add you.

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>when someone says they are s*mbra main

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>>170117310
>tfw no Amélie to operate with

>>170117396
>Mercy mains
Sucking cocks can be fun at times I assume.

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STOP RIGHT THERE

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>>170117362
just play the fucking game

>>170117642
stay mad :)

>>170117879
why would i do that
>>170117968
why would i do that

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>>170117310
>>170117932
She would only bully you all night.

>>170117968
no

>>170117034
Just in case, I'll keep it on this thread too. Have you experienced this kind of stuff?

>>170117953
I had a reoccurring nightmare as a child where I accidentally threw up on that robot and she threw me out of the airlock into space.

>>170118093
I, too, do drugs sometimes yea

ban all erpers

>>170118093
Sounds like lag but I wouldn't expect it to show up on the potg like that

>>170118093
I've had a few maps teleport me out of bounds then immediately back to where I was after jumping, but that happened only once or twice so far.

>>170117919
I am! I also have a 70% comp winrate with her

I can adequately play at least three heroes in every category, and she's the most fun to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzoNIU_bXcQ
its shit

>>170118093
Did you maybe get booped by Pharah or Lucio without realizing it?

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>>170117615
He doesn't always seem to be too happy to be around Tracer sometimes though

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What is it about Mei, that makes people so anally ravaged?

Her abilities? The people that play her? I want to know

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>>170118383
>posting videos with ego tripping youtube "celebrities"
no thanks

>>170118229
Every single RP server I've went into has no one actually RPing, but just killing eachother

>>170118464
it's the fact that people can't move/"HURR DURR IT TAKES AWAY MUH ABILITY TO PLAY I DIDNT PAY 40$ FOR DIS" and something about her face/expression

Should I just mute people while playing an off meta character? Comms in diamond are borderline useless anyway and I'm tired of listening to people bitch at me for not playing the meta.

>>170118464
Because she's the best point contester in the game and people don't like that they can't just spam ults at her

Anyone experienced messed up overbuff stats?

I changed my bnet name and my best character went from a 93% ranking to 48%. The majority of stats are still between 10 and 1 percentile.

I shouldn't be a statsfag, but I love data.

>>170118464
People want there to be no risk to engaging without their team because muh lone wolf flanker

>>170118464
she can go into ice mode and stall the objective for a few seconds and none can attack her + self healing

>>170118464
Personally, I think she's easily the cutest OW character.

>>170118241
Yeah, I thought so too.

>>170118398
There wasn't any on the enemy team. The only knockback ability on the enemy team was Roadhog's ult, and I would have realised if I was getting mowed down by that.

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>>170118464

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>>170118464
They suck at killing her fast enough before they freeze. Mei looking at your frozen body and shooting an icicle in your brain pisses them off so lovely.

>>170118698
Whats the percentage even mean?

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>>170118464
It's all in her abilities.

Extra salt for the fucking personality they gave her. She's a ultimate troll.

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>>170117534
>be russian
>play zarya
>intentionally speak with russian accent and sometimes add cyka blyat at the end of phrases
it feels weird but is funny as hell

>>170118635
I can get this for tanks but most of the characters are ranged DPS who outdamage her. It's their fault if they get in her range

>>170118464
I doubt people would really hate her if her freeze didn't slow aiming on top of movement speed.

>>170118880
Do you drink vodka while playing too

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>>170117613
>tfw you will never share a ciggie with D.Va as you both stand on a balcony, overlooking King's Row

Life truly is pain.

>>170118670
Probably, all they're going to do is bitch and moan while ignoring any time you're doing well.

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>>170118464
>Playing Mei on Hollywood
>Soldier is above us on a building and ults
>Before he can kill anyone I just instakill him with a headshot
Her kit is amazing is why

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How does it feel knowing that only 13% of the players who play this game are Diamond+? And only 3% are Master+.

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>playing Junkrat in a mid Diamond match
>it's a 3v6 with me, Zarya and Lucio
>tied 2-2 on Oasis
>Zarya ults and my rip tire kills 5 of them
>Their mercy is about to fly in to rez take the game
>suddenly my random trap catches her and kills her
>get POTG
>everyone sees my clutch trap
>praised by everyone
Feels good man

>>170119153

that statistics are wrong and too many people play this shitty game

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>Bastion on enemy team
>Rein gets a 10/10 charge on him and kills him while he's protected by the enemy Rein and Mercy
>He swaps to hanzo
>Defense Matrix his ult that would have wiped by entire team
>He just stands still and gives up

>>170118838
percentile of players who use the character. 48% means that 52% of players are better than you as determined by average stats per game. Stats are the usual shit like elims, accuracy, objective time, and hero specific ones like resurrections and self-destruct kills.

>>170119259
>defense matrix
>hanzo's ult

what

>>170119018
i can, but i do not

>>170119425
>defense matrix HIS ult
anon ate his arrow

>>170119262
>48% means that 52% of players are better than you
Wait, so the higher percentage, the better? That's a bit confusing because when it comes to overbuff's specific stats, lower percentages are good (top 1%, for example)

>>170119425
You can eat the arrow before it turns into a dragon

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>>170119153
Feels nice to be part of the 8% but now I know why it takes me so long to find a qp match since I mostly get people that are 3700+

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>>170119075
Rauchen ist schlecht für deine Gesundheit.

Why are Pharah mains the biggest faggots in this game? Seriously. I side Pharah and every time there's another Pharah on the enemy team, WITHOUT FAIL they will drop what they're doing to hunt me down and have an obnoxious sky duel with me. 100% of the time without question. It's so fucking obnoxious, Pharah does not counter Pharah. Stop trying to prove you're better with your precious main and play the game properly.

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>>170119530
like dis

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>>170118464
watching a mei stand still and line up a headshot from 3 feet away while you're frozen solid fucking sucks

she's also one of the only heroes that can actively hinder her own team if she feels like it

I don't think it's anything worth getting totally butt blasted over but I can see how it happens

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>>170119579
I know, Mercy.

>>170118464
I like her, basically allows me to slow down people like Genji with his annoying movement and two shot Pharah etc

>>170119598
Every Pharah thinks they are ex Quake MLG pro

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>>170119629
Get on my level, slut.

99th percentile elims and solo kills.

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How do I get out of bronze?

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>>170119579
>Rauchen ist schlecht für deine Gesundheit.
Oh, that's rich coming from you Mercy.

winston buffs when

>>170119821
take a shower and be you're self

>>170119598
you dont always have chances to improve airshots, and everyone wants to be like valkia

>>170119153
Is that out of people who play comp at all or does it include quickplay only casuals?

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>really want to make diamond this season
>spend 35 minutes on gibraltr only to lose
>get disconnected before "defeat" pops up anyway

I wish games didn't take fucking years to complete, why don't they just use stopwatch.

>>170117406
I thought that was cum dripping off her in the thumbnail

>>170119918
Only people who play comp.

>>170118520
I mean in this thread

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>>170119579
>>170119707
>>170119856
Hey what does this say?

>>170119598
I've played 20+ hours of Pharah and I almost always completely ignore enemy Pharah's. I'm terrible at airshots and just find it really tedious to try. I'd much rather focus on landing ground shots.

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>>170118464
fat and annoying voice/accent

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>tfw decided to only play symm in comp
>get placed 2016 after 2L 1T 7W
>18 games later I only have 3 losses 1 tie, and 14 wins
>Tfw symm carried me to plat w/ a 76% winrate

How far will her autism carry me, /owg/?

>>170119864
Seriously. I really WANT to like playing Winston. He just pales to other heroes.

>>170119598
honestly I'm a better counter to Pharah as Pharah than the rest of my team is 70% of the time. it's the worst when the ana or widow or really any hitscans on my team refuse to focus her.

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>>170119856
Dass ist nur eine Zeichnung.
Nichts mehr als Lügen und Propaganda.

>>170118464
she was designed incorrectly

>>170119534
why the fuck would he post the data like that

>Bronze - 6%
>Silver - 28%
>Gold - 62%
>Platinum - 85%
>Diamond - 95%
>Master - 98%
>Grandmaster - 99%

or

>Bronze - 94%
>Silver - 72%
>Gold - 38%
>Platinum - 15%
>Diamond - 5%
>Master - 2%
>Grandmaster - <1%

The "Principal Developer" is kind of a lazy piece of shit

>>170120238
It's funny because Symmetra on my team is always fucking trash. Always dies before putting TP down.

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>>170120331
It's okay Mercy. Everyone has vices that they're hesitant to admit.

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>>170119985
I thought the thumbnail looked kinda smutty at first but I couldn't put my finger on it

>>170120109
https://translate.google.com/#de/en/

Wirklich, anon. Es ist nicht schwierig.

>>170120416
Then she's doing it wrong.

so is bastion being in every single game the new "fun"

>>170120416
Have we ever discussed her teleporter only having six charges instead of infinite charges?

>>170120464
I work in a hospital and like 70% of the doctors there smoke like a chimney

>>170120410
What the fuck are you talking about? Don't you know anything about statistics?

>>170119153
why would I have feelings about that

>>170120410
because that's not as readable to most

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This is Orisa, say something nice about her.

>>170120528
She had infinite charges before, but was OP.

>>170120509
Obviously. It's always some guy that never plays the hero that wants to do le epic first point hold.

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>>170120464
Nein. Lass das.

>>170119864
When Widowmaker gets a new legendary skin.

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>>170120238
>getting placed
>in 2016

>>170120582
fischer price pokemon piece of shit furry futa fuck

>>170120528
>>170120640
Of course, by OP I mean people would have to go find it.

>>170119534
So the bell curve is still the same as it was in S1?

>>170120582
I bet she gives good hugs.

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>>170120582
>motherfucking Heracross skin
Nuh-uh...

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I want to marry Angela.

>>170120582
she's cute and nice and I'd fuck her

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So comp is doing this bullshit now. No matter what I am, my team is going to be 30+ points lower... and I'm playing support well enough to undo the point loss if I ever won a game. But the teams I've been getting are absolute dogshit that can't even be bothered to look up at Pharahs because they're too busy getting crushed by the rest of the enemy team.

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>>170120532
Understandable. Hospitals are fucking stressful and I don't even work at one.

>>170120678
It's okay, Mercy. I don't think of you any less for smoking. I still love you <3

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>>170120582
She is a waifu i can ride, but also a waifu i cant "ride".

She... perplexes me.

>>170119820
yikes, how embarrassing for you

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S3 High: 3137
S3 End: 2700ish

Placed at 2504, and won and won and won and won. Master for the first time ever!

I really think it's because many people just came back and are playing comp when they're very very rusty. I played consistently most of last season and picked up new heroes.

The bonus SR you get from the first day or two after your placements is kind of broken.

I've won 40, lost 25, and tied 3.

>>170120953
It's the games forced 50. It'll do everything it can do get you some losses before you can start getting wins again to balance it out

>>170120975
I'd think being a doctor in general has to be one of the most stressful fucking things imaginable.

Also yeah Mercy always did strike me as a "one pack a week" kinda girl

>>170120528
it seemed strange to me that it was like that while the generator was infinite

I'm sure the teleporter has a larger impact but it still seems like the generator should have a set duration or shield generation capacity

>>170121108
Congrats, anon.

>>170120953
I noticed this as I got closer to master, around mid Diamond. I was consistently the highest SR player in my game, on either team. I also tend to play support.

>>170121143
I mean any job in where you've got to care over a group of people, whether it be patients in case of doctors or, something like, soldiers in case of commanders and stuff like that - is probably real damn stressful. I should count my lucky stars.

>tfw "gg" after a match (win or loss) tilts the shit out of me

How do I get thicker skin

Omnig soon

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>>170120846
The good doctor already has a loving family.

>>170121373

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

>>170121373
Stop being a fucking bitch and sack up
That's a pretty good start

>>170121373
You for real? Simple "gg" tilts you?

I don't think people typing GG are being malicious or sarcastic, anon. If they wanted to be rude they would.

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>Now arriving at Li-jiang tower!

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>>170121125
>forced 50
this meme needs to die
this is how elo works
if your win%>50, then you're placed too low. if it's <50, you're placed too high. the system adjusts until you're in the right SR.

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>>170120975
>>170121143

Ich rauche nicht.
Bitte, lass mich in ruhe.

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>>170121429
But Fareeha is married to me.

>>170121520
>mfw nighttime chingchang tower looks like shit.
>daytime looks beautifully realistic it even has smog.

>>170119820
I think you need 10+ games for it to rank you. I had the best Widowmaker accuracy in the world at like three games played.

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>>170121547
Mercy is adorable when she is annoyed!

>>170121547
Ich spreche keine Deutsch.

Nerf D.Va
Nerf Soldier
Nerf Rein

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>>170121520
>Now arriving at Li-jiang tower!

>Gibraltar
>deliver payload on Overtime
>enemy delivers payload with 20 seconds left
>we deliver the payload all the way on overtime
>enemy can't even get the first checkpoint
>6-3

Dear god I love when this happens.

>>170121373
I don't think that's even anything to do with the thickness of your skin, that's like a whole other problem entirely

what are you thinking that causes something like that to tilt you

>>170121531
According to logic a player that is good should have higher win rates than a bad. Forcing 50 is rigging matches to stop people having good winrates.
Not sure why people want to shill so hard for a stupid concept.

>>170121698
Du kannst ein bisschen.

>>170120725
why is that funny

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T H I C C

>>170121884
it's joke

>>170121979
fupa

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>>170121979

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>>170121875
Danke! Ich lerne Deustch auf Duolingo. Ich understand(?) konjugationen nicht

>>170121531
>this deluded
Have fun with your dying game

>>170121979
the only reason being forced to watch the snowball offensive intro every single time was tolerable

>>170121674
Mercy is always adorable.

It makes my head spin how game-breakingly overpowered Tracer is and nothing has been done about it.

>>170122251
Very true.

>>170121531
Doesn't explain why my teams have to be shittier than me for me to have a "fair" match. Not even forced 50, more like forced 0 now.

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>>170122306
Gib proofs

>playing QP
>someones losing
>switches to Bastion
>instantly wins
I fucking give up 76 I could play around, Sym I still hate but I can sorta work things out but this shit I give up

>>170122306
Git gud. If a Tracer is causing problems just get people to switch to heroes like Symm, Mei, junk, Pharah, Hog

OK, so Orisa is in the PTR now, right?
How much potential for cancer does she have?
It sounds like a lot, in paper.

>get shit teammates every single placement match
>placed way lower than I should be
Lmao reminder that SR means nothing when it's a number that can be affected by complete strangers

>3-man in group
>One joins team chat
>"Hey, can you tell your friends to join team chat too so we can com?"
>"Oh sorry, they don't understand english only chinese"

Why the actual fuck are you playing on an american server if you can't even understand BASIC ENGLISH?

>>170122568
more shields
more cc
more damage resistance
more damage boost
more projectile spam

>>170122674

the only common factor is you

>>170122460
What heroes do you play?
Bastion is more viable for sure, but stronger than 76? Nah.

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>season 1
placed at 50, played a little bit, ended at 51
>season 2
placed at 2401, had a gigantic string of losses, finish at 2168
>season 3
place 1801, nonstop losses, end season at 1672
>season 4
place at 1315

honestly, really annoyed. i never went worse than 5/5 in my placement matches, but i kept losing massive amounts of sr as the seasons went by.

>>170122568
She's the most balanced character in the game right now. Her kit is good, but not something easily abused. Half her health is armor and she has that fortify ability but it is insanely easy to land headshots on her so it's not hard for any character that can land crits to kill her.

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What are the accepted support combinations?

Does it matter whether you are on defense/offense? Does it change based on map?

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>>170122153
Ich habe seit nur zwei jahre deutsch studiert.
Konjugation ist leicht, und wird mit mehr Üben leichter sein.
Am wichtigsten ist ein großes Vokabular.

>>170122674
Pretty much. People that dick measure sr are literally morons. At least 25% of my matches are ruined by leavers or throwers. Then another portion is ruined by people being morons.

>>170122714
>le common factor meme
>getting 2-3 golds every match
>playing my role effectively
>garbage shitter teammates and leavers losing the game for me
Pub SR is a toss of the dice to see who gets the best team of randoms, nothing more.

>>170121801
if the game is matching you with players of the same skill as you, then you should win about half the time, whether you're bronze or top 500

>rein survives a nanoboosted soldier ult without shield
>proceeds to 2shot me in the process without going under 60% health when i had my heal up with mercy healing

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>>170122849
I don't speak Deutsches, but
Ich liebe dich!

>>170122748
Ive been as high as diamond and as low as 1500. This games ranking system is the most inconsistent trash.

>>170122956
>Pub SR is a toss of the dice to see who gets the best team of randoms, nothing more.
This statement is more true than anyone will give it credit for.

>>170122847
Yes and Yes.

Healers better suited for offense: Lucio, Ana, less so Mercy
Defense: Zen, Ana, Mercy

Of course, your mileage may vary. A clutch Mercy res on a 2CP point on attack can change the game. Most of the healers are pretty flexible.

I put Zen as a defensive healer because he has low mobility and long ranged dps, making him perfect to spam into chokes or pushing enemies. His ult can stall captures too.

>>170122956
you aren't playing your role effectively

>>170122568
shes like zero cancer
alone she cant cause any problems, but she can exacerbate preexisting issues
especially her ult which is pretty retarded, i really dont know why they gave a tank something like that

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>Placements go 3/6/1
>Get 3273 SR, almost 300 lower than final s3 rank
>Play a few games and already back at my previous rank
>SR boost still going
Jesus, it's so fucking easy to climb like this. The number of boosted players that don't belong in their ranks will be really high.

>>170123016
No you retard. "If" theoretically it was doing that and it isn't you would have an increasing win percentage if you were better than your team.

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>>170123217
Yeah, the bonus SR lasts a while.

>>170121979
inb4 her cinematic shows her without her snow gear and tumblr goes fucking nuclear because it'll be the final say that she's not fat

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>>170122849
Ja, ich kennt. Ich habe studiert fur ein kleine bit in meinen freizeit. Ich bin struggling(?) mit der die das deine etc.

Ser schwer!

Ich liebe Mercy!

>>170123157
That's why I constantly get golds and on fire LMAO

>>170123376
Thats fuckng great so i got knocked down because of trash match making, trolls, throwers, leavers etc and i wont be able to climb because bonus sr ends.
The worst system ever made.

>>170123429
*sehr

Oops!

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Can we give the slavs their own server? There's too fucking many on EU.

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>>170121531
>forced 50
>meme
>forced 50
>good
Are you fucking stupid. It isn't being put into games where everyone is equals, it's being put into games where you get put with people that know how to play and then get put into games with hopeless idiots that think the Q button means the objective is captured.

2950 SR, lads, I hope I make it.

>>170123551
In a system where you lose 15 points for a loss and get like 40 for a win, you'll only not climb if you're really fucking bad or really fucking unlucky.

>>170123520
>thinks medals and fire means he's doing well
no wonder you're bronze lmao

>>170122956
I thought so too because it certainly feels like a coin toss at my own rank, but then I tried playing on a much lower ranked friend's account and pissed on everyone so now I'm pretty sure that games feel like a coin toss at my rank because I'm shit and don't belong higher

>>170123783
Hold onto your butts. I went through it from Diamond -> Master last night.

I thought I was going to have a heart attack the entire last three games.

>>170123040
Good. Fuck Overpowered 76

>>170123789
Hahahaha wtf are you smoking? Once bonus sr expores its 15 for a win and 60 for a loss. You lose more than you gain. Its the forced 50 cancer you retard if you get stuck in elo hell you will not climb excluding a miracle you win 50 matches in a row.

i just lost against re1nforce i feel like shit

>>170123896
I climbed from platinum to diamond last two seasons, but I think I'll manage this earlier this season. Good luck me.

>>170123275
nope, if the other players are same skill you should win half the time

>>170123860
>getting kills, damage and low deaths as an offense hero means not playing effectively
Dying with laughter

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>>170123429
>struggling(?)
You're looking for abmühen (kämpfen might work too, but I think that's used more for physical struggles while abmühen is "strive"). So it'd be "Ich abmühe mit der die das deine etc."

Don't worry too much about that, by the way - learning words' "genders" can be a little tricky at first, but it's easy once you get used to it!

>>170123551
you got knocked down cause bad

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Who is the purest?

>>170124001
Nooooope. If you were better than everyone in the match you should win more often. Its unrealistic to say someone would not win more than 50% of matches. If its the case it means the mmr is rigged. You are a fuckwit if you support rigged matchmaking.

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>>170123960
You have like 40~50 before the bonus expires. Besides, without the bonus, you get like 20~25 points every win and lose almost the same when you lose.
Also, 50% winrate is not an excuse for not climbing because I climbed like 600 SR last season and had 52% winrate.

>tfw 3928 SR
And here I thought I would never play comp because it was too hard

If I save my loot boxes until Orisa hits the live game, will I have a chance to get Orisa loot in those boxes?

>>170124135
I didn't know I personally affected people leaving and throwing.
Hey ive got an idea stab yourself in your little nuts faggot cuck lmao.

>>170124189
>40~50
40~50 matches*

>>170124285
I think they are predetermined before you even open them

>>170124171
Pharah

>>170124285
No, loot box content is decided the moment you get the box.

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>>170124171
Tracer

think about it

>>170124171
mei is icy hot.

>>170124285
no, the stuff in lootboxes are selected upon earning them, rather then when opened.

>>170124285
loot content is generated upon obtaining the box, not when you open it, so no

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>>170123040
nigga why the fuck are you shootin at a reinhardt with tactical visor. Also you are one of the only characters able to outrun him and take 1-2hits he three shots all heroes below 250 hp

>>170124189
Soooo ive gained and lost thousands of sr in a week many times. This games system is pire fucking trash. One week im masters the next silver. Its fucking garbage

>>170124075
Danke anon! Also, the order in which words go can sometimes confuse me. Like I'll have no idea if a noun or verb goes at the end of a sentence or if it's straight translation from English.

Ah well, I'll keep practicing. It's been a lot of fun to learn German.

Und ich lerne mehr durch sprechen!

>>170124184
you aren't better than everyone in the match

>>170124390
Hog ragdolled me with ult into a corner then rein killed me :^)

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>>170123429
I'm going to point out mistakes only because I want you to do well one day.

>Ja, ich kennt.
Ich "kenne." Verbs used in the first person (right after "ich") almost always have this ending.
>Ich habe studiert fur ein kleine bit in meinen freizeit.
"Studiert" goes at the end of the sentence, because it's the second verb. The main verb always goes in the "second position" in the sentence, after "ich" in this case. But the thing in first position won't always just be one word, like "ich" is, so don't let that throw you off.
I would order the sentence as "Ich habe in meine Freizeit nur ein bisschen studiert." I think that the thing about free time (remember to capitalize all nouns) would go before the rest of it, because extra elements in a sentence are arranged in the order of time-manner-place.
>Ich bin struggling(?) mit der die das deine etc.
Yeah, that shit's insane. It'll take a while.
In a way, kind of ignore the topic. Don't think about it as a thing that you're trying to master so that you can beat it and move on to the next topic. It'll have to be something that you just absorb while studying everything else.

>Ser schwer!
"Schwierig." "Schwer" just means "heavy," and it's colloquially used to mean "difficult," but it's essentially slang. It doesn't sound very smart to say that.

>Ich liebe Mercy!
Ich auch.

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>mfw a genji tries to deflect my death beam

>>170124307
lol keep making excuses bronze shitter

>>170124603
>put the 2 meter long 120 dps beam that auto aims on the dumbest fucking hitbox

I hate this stupid character so much, her beam is so stupidly long now, it doesn't even immediately break when LOS is lost

>>170124221
i dont understand this post

>>170124603
Love this shit as zarya.

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>>170124171
Zarya

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>>170124340
Correct.

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>>170124563
>Ich "kenne." Verbs used in the first person (right after "ich") almost always have this ending.
That's another thing I struggle with, is getting the endings right. I can't keep up with what modifies what ending
>"Studiert" goes at the end of the sentence, because it's the second verb. The main verb always goes in the "second position" in the sentence, after "ich" in this case. But the thing in first position won't always just be one word, like "ich" is, so don't let that throw you off.
I would have never guessed that.
>"Schwierig." "Schwer" just means "heavy," and it's colloquially used to mean "difficult," but it's essentially slang. It doesn't sound very smart to say that.
Oh, so that's like Marty McFly saying "Heavy, doc!" during back to the future then?

Danke, Anon!

>>170124008
If only saying that you do well and doing well were the same thing

When's the Pharah buff? Begging for still more speed and splash on rockets.

>>170124563
>>170123429
Also, "kennen" doesn't just mean "to know," it deals specifically with familiarity.
"To know a fact" is "wissen."

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So does Tracer have a lazy eye?

If she does is she really insecure about it? Like, shrinks and mumbles if you bring it up?

>>170122503
All hard countered by Tracer

>>170124553
bad

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>>170124882
>"wissen."
That's something I love about German. Some of the words have great English equivalents.

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>tfw the genji tries to deflect you but you aren't completely retarded so you just stare at each other for a bit

swiss speaking people

what is the line where mercy says something that ends in something sounding like 'arhcbeit'

it's like 8-10 words long

i think she may say it when she respawns but im not sure

>>170124841
Just nerf 76‘s damage to 18. That gets rid of the real problem

>>170125037
It's just german

It means "people are always interrupting my work"

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Is there anything more satisfying than winning a game when the enemy had had 2-0 lead?

>>170125037
Something about hard work.

t. learning German

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>>170125014
when you wait out that reflect just right

>>170125037
most of mercy's lines have translations on the wiki

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>If 76 can see you you're dead

Wow what a well made character. I was really upset having to decide between the myriad of damage dealing characters so I'm glad one is so much better than all of them so I don't have to choose.

>>170124171
Pharah

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>>170125037
>swiss speaking people

she doesnt even speak the right dialect of german

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Fuck.

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Is it worth trying to learn Zarya with the new tank coming out?

>>170122718
I play pretty much anything but I dont know who to play against that, and this is QP so I'm all alone in this

>>170125037

Immer unterbricht mich jemand bei der Arbeit.

>>170125259
Yes, Zarya's a great hero and can carry in lower ranks

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DIE WUNDER DER MODERNEN MEDIZIN

>>170124841
95% of the playerbase doesn't know how to hit a flying target. Buffing her would fuck up the game for a lot of people.

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How do we fix her?

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>>170124498
Bitte schön! Honestly, it's been a while since I got to use the German I know, so I'm happy to offer advice!

In terms of sentence structure, you're mostly right - normally it goes subject-verb-object just like in English. For example, "Anon goes to the cinema" would be "Anon geht ins Kino." But if you have TWO verbs, the second one gets put at the end of the sentence without being conjugated, so "Anon wants to go to the cinema" becomes "Anon will ins Kino gehen." Hope this helps!

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>>170125014
Isn't it kinda odd how Overgrown is Bastion's canon skin instead of his Classic one?

>>170124828
I don't know what point of your life you're in or what opportunities are currently available to you, but I'd recommend studying German in some sort of school setting if you can.
I started learning German at community college and continued studying it when I transferred to a big boy university. Both schools taught it well.

It may seem intimidating to commit yourself to being able to learn the language quickly enough to hit all of the milestones like quizzes and tests on the semester's schedule, instead of just learning at your own pace.
But all of your classmates suck more than you do, the teacher knows this, and they make it so that the milestones that you need to reach aren't nearly as bad as you might think. The organization and structure of the class is really helpful, especially if you're just starting out.

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>Enemy baits team so they don't take the point
>Everyone falls for it and I'm left on the point batting a soldier that kills me with a helix rocket

>>170124603
>Genji always triying to pick up a fight by throwing his shuriken at my monkey ass
>Jump at him and start the ececution
>He presses E without a second thought, realises it's not working, then tries to dash across me
>Jump on him again and wait till he gets back from spawn to try again
There's not a better feeling in this game.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

>>170125192
it got me my responses :^)

>>170125259

Zarya and Centaur play similar role. Both are kinda fatty DPS heros with defensive utility. If you like one you'll like the other.

>>170125336
Give her a cleanse ability.

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>tfw you have 3 gold medals and win

>>170125192
>she doesnt even speak the right dialect of german
They made the right choice.

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>>170125337
I am saving your words on notepad on my desktop. Thank you Anon!

>>170125382
God I wish. I've never been able to take a German class either. I just use an app on my phone and the advice of my mom (she speaks it) and my Omi.

I'm in college now, and I'm thinking I might just take a German language course. It's far too late for me to switch my major/minor though

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Blizzard Games Ranked by Skill:

#1 - Starcraft
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#4 - Diablo
#5 - Heroes of the Storm
#6 - Hearthstone

>>170124884
Adorable. Shame she's a lezza and would never pay attention to me, ever.

>>170125342
Probably because cannon Bastion is basically a self-contained short story in the Overwatch lore and has nothing to do with the current plot.

>>170125557
>>170125519
>>170125516
Thanks for revealing yourself, shitposter. Reported.

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>>170124796
That event made for some nice backgrounds for screenshots, I wish I would've taken more.

>>170125390

>Genji
>getting killed by monkey

How much fucking down syndrome do you have to have to get killed by the worst class in the game?

>>170125570
Her being a lesbian excludes you two being friends?

She'd also never pay attention to you because she's not real

>>170125519
You might see if there are any online courses available. The only problem is that those are generally pretty lax and they don't often meet in person in my experience, so you don't really get many chances to practice the language with other people.

>>170125663
Winston is one of Genji's better counters.

I'd like to see roadhog ult function like force a nature where it applies force to the user when they are midair
would be nice to have the option of using my ult for disengaging or getting to a ledge
I would post to the forums but I fear a blue post saying they would implement it when pigs fly

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>>170125336
remove ana

>>170125605
What? I'm just German anon?

>>170125259
Yes Zarya is better

>>170125663

Winston is THE counter for Genji. Nigga gets his ass aped all the time.

>be me
>enter comp
>announce how much British shit gets me hard ingame
>everyone on my team abandons instantly
wtf

>>170125329
https://clyp.it/kgbcsp4c

Mercy sounds silly

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>>170125329
Dumb bimbo.

>>170125754
wrong, shitter

>>170124536
you're a fucking idiot that doesn't understand logic kys.

>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!

Well?

>>170125519
I'm surprised that the college didn't make you take a minimum number of semesters learning a foreign language. I thought that most of them did that now, unless you were majoring in something really technical and specific, like some kind of engineering.

If you have some free elective slots, then you might as well take a basic German class. Having a German-speaking mother and grandmother sounds awesome.

>>170125806
>>170125797
>>170125785
Teebshits deserve nothing other than the gas chamber.
>>>/gaschamber/

>>170125754
>>170125805

>Monkey leaps
>Dash away/wall climb/double jump the fuck out of there
>Monkey can't do shit for 4-6 more seconds while you escape

Genji has infinite mobility. Monkey has one option every six seconds. Unless Genji dashes INTO the monkey there's no excuse to die to him.

>>170125854
Be nice to your doctor Anon, she keeps you safe and is even able to bring you back to life!

>>170124841
All she needs is a way to rapidly descent.

>>170125103
The real problem is Ana. She does 80 damage per shot and will drop a Pharah to 40 HP from full before they can possibly hope to get into cover. So she three shots Pharah normally and will two shot Pharah with discord.

She needs to have that shit toned town to 65. That way even if she got discorded it'd still take an ana three shots to actually kill Pharah. Ana is NOT a DPS character and for being such a strong healer with such a strong utility set she shouldn't ALSO be a hard counter to every flankers.

This ofcourse would also get rid of the tranq -> shoot -> nade -> shoot free kill on flankers. Perhaps giving that split second to react upon waking up. This forces Ana to have a team mate react to her tranq and is only fair. After all, she is a support character.

People wanna bitch about Roadhog hooks one shotting people but this gets a pass? I don't think so.

>>170125890

> get adrenaline rush

> 27 years of hand-eye coordination flies out the window

>>170125890
NANOBOOSTING REINHARDT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE YOU DUMB OLD COOT

>>170125754
not really, its Roadhog who counters everyone as well
Winston is a joke of a tank

i just witnessed a lucio booping an enemy who was about to freeze out of his teammate's mei ult

in grand master

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>>170125890
Leave Bastion to me.

>>170125390
>monkey jumps on me as genji
>triple shuriken his fat head as he tickles me with his poor excuse for a gun
>dash through him
>shuriken him again for the kill
Winstons are piss easy to deal with.

>>170125605
>three unrelated posts
:^)

So how's Roadhog now?

He's the only tank I like playing because he's not boring.

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There's a big lack of Pharah in my folder

Please post some Pharah, preferably stuff that also works as reaction images rather than just plain "pharah in a swimsuit/tank top"

>>170125252
bit weird complaining about this at the start of a season. just win 1 game, dude

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>>170125890

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>>170125252

>>170126114
Still fine and a strong counter to Bastion.

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>>170126080
Did you say "Nothing personnel, kid" when you killed him too? Holy shit genji mains are so fucking insecure

>>170126019
t. bad at Reinhardt, get in there and start swinging big man we got them up against a wall and they can't heal

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>>170125890
I have come here to move payloads and kick ass.

And I'm all out of payloads

>>170122849
Clearly Mercy is less than 90 degrees.
She is aCUTE!

>>170125519
Anytime! Oh, there are also a few special rules for past tense and if you're using "because," but they're kind of complicated so I won't bog you down too much with that.

>>170126114
Better, his improved spread makes him useful more than 6 seconds at a time.

at what SR can i start considering myself good?

Shitty reinhardt player here. When should I hold my shield and when should I swing my fkn hammer?

>>170125003
I really like this mercy outfit.