World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

>>170095705
Better than Infernal Brimstone

>>170095718
thanks, OP
you're less of a faggot today
>>170095402
find a mediocre guild that raids heroic at the moment
casuals 2 or 3 days
they won't kick you instantly if you're not that good

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Playing DK for the first time, I picked frost.

Do I literally just press the button which lights up?

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friendly reminder to always do your WQs

>>170095808
I don't have rank 2 and I've been mining brimstones since launch.

Already asked in the previous thread, but does the Elemental Force enchant still proc of DoTs or have they "fixed" that? trying to get some low level chars sorted that'll be fun to play when my sub runs out

>>170095981
me too

i fucking bet that shit's bugged

>>170095981
The VAST majority of miners don't have anything beyond rank 1

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Any NA horde doing normal NH run so I can tag along?

878 demon hunter, I'll pull my weight.

>>170095856
Pretty much. It becomes a little bit more about runic power and rune management once you get Breath of Sindragosa but it's still not very complicated.

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How Blizz would make more money: P2W

>>170096236
sluttier character models

>>170096236
how is losing 80% of your playerbase going to make them more money
fucking lewdposters, guaranteed morons every time

>>170096398
I haven't visited this board in years and I know it's just to fish (you)'s

>>170096398
because that 20% would pay way more to get ahead

>>170096398
I'm sure he just wanted to post that incredibly annoying OC.

>>170096236
>buy WoW tokens for gold
>buy carries

>>170096461
>merely pretending to be retarded

>857 Ass rogue
>Shit neck leggo that gives a shield
>Doing about 250k deeps
>Unable to get into any mythics groups and the ones I host I get shitters that just leave and deplete my key
>TFW no guild or anything because guilds only want 880+
>TFW I'll never get another legendary unless I play 100 more hours
>TFW I get no upgrades from emissary caches and no loot from shitty LFR

Wat do?

WHO SHOULD I LEVEL NEXT

Warrior
Priest
Hunter

Any one else freezing on the Loading screen at 90%?

>>170096768
>WHO SHOULD I LEVEL NEXT
>Next

Huh?

How?

How do you deal with the fact that you've been through the same area over and over and not getting tired and suffering dopamine withdrawal?

>>170096939
by not having autism

>>170095959
i hate memeforging so much

>>170095959
best I got was a 870 statstick trinket.

was best secondary stat tho so bretty good. also it was back in like november.

>>170097050
>by not having autism

Explain

Blizzard comes to you and asks for tips on how people should get their class hall titles. What do you suggest?

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>>170095959
holy shit that's the best destro trai-
>look behind the tooltip
>he doesn't have have the 35th point
TURBOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw found a comfy 2 day mythic guild

>>170097292
maybe he just focused on the affli/demo artifact and just now leveling destro?

>>170097360
>2/3
>3/10

pet battling is fun

shame they quit trying at like mists

>>170097641
It was introduced in Mists.

How can I make it so that when I alt tab I dont start travelling at half speed

>>170097672
yeah, and they stopped trying after that.

>>170097686
More RAM.

>>170096939
By doing it with a different class

>summon succubus
>port to dalaran
>when i hear her slapping her ass i know that im through the loading screen

What's the most dynamic class? that is not slower then a bag of bricks? Fury was a bit too static for me assasination is nice actually enhancement seems like too much for too little

Maybe DH? It's based around wackamole procs and spending a randomly generated resource (especially with the ring)

>>170098060
Maybe WW monk

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Kur'talos...

pugging mystical cronomaitc anomally tonight

someone give me a quick rundown of hte boss

>>170095705
>get rank 3 agi flask in like 5 crafts
>have yet to seen rank 3 int
making the rank 3 alch recipes completely rng based was fucking retarded

>857 Ass rogue
>Shit neck leggo that gives a shield
>Doing about 250k deeps
>Unable to get into any mythics groups and the ones I host I get shitters that just leave and deplete my key
>TFW no guild or anything because guilds only want 880+
>TFW I'll never get another legendary unless I play 100 more hours
>TFW I get no upgrades from emissary caches and no loot from shitty LFR

Wat do?

>>170095856
>no markings

do you even fnelf brul?

>buy a fresh subscription
>forced to play
>regret it

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>LFR Botanist
>60 stacks of Recursive Strikes
>ask the other tank to taunt
>o-o what, I'm supposed to be tank?
>end the fight with 99 stacks

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wath

>>170099112
Nice LOD bro

>>170098820
Someone turned my post into a pasta... hmm...

>WoW and XIV sub are up in <2 days
>only want to resub to 1
>still can't decide which

>>170099112

Is this screenshot from 1996?

>>170099396
>He cant make 90k in 30 days to play for free

Sad!

>>170099227
elaborate?

Proper filter lists since OP is a shitposting avatarfag cunt forcing non wowg guilds into the OP, and the literal shitpost pastebins.


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>>170099512
It's not really a lack of money issue. I could sub to both forever, I just don't see the point.

There must be more bots in Suramar that actual players.

>>170099572
His Dalaran has the Level of Detail used when you're far away from it, but it hasn't switched to the close up high detail version.

>857 Ass rogue
>Shit neck leggo that gives a shield
>Doing about 250k deeps
>Unable to get into any mythics groups and the ones I host I get shitters that just leave and deplete my key
>TFW no guild or anything because guilds only want 880+
>TFW I'll never get another legendary unless I play 100 more hours
>TFW I get no upgrades from emissary caches and no loot from shitty LFR

Wat do?

>>170099701
yea

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r8 my mog

I can't be fucked with weapons or armour with tumors belching out fel energy and shit from all orifices. The fact that I had to go back to a bow from Vanilla to get a nice clean dark coloured bow speaks volumes. I had high hopes when we had the Talador Hunting Rifle et al in WoD, but no, the raid weapon models were disgusting.

The most 'fel' I feel like is stuff like T4 Demonstalker.

what if you're toon were real?

>>170099904
i'd fuck the shit out of my nelf

>>170098586
raid en

>>170098618
>Markings Markings on DH or DK
No, it's a cultural thing they wouldn't bother with.

>>170099886
0/10 not to mention that its a male and basic bitch as fuck tier
also troll ruining the best part of transmogs the shoes

>>170099771
Stop being a DPS shitter or stop complaining

>>170099590
be on time to make the thread yourself then you fucking cockmonger

>>170100376
>the best part of transmogs the shoes
>feetfags

>enter dungeon
>logout cuz fuckin boring
>log in 2 hours later
>29min deserter

>>170099886
pretty boring
2/10 maybe

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>>170098618

Maybe you're right, the makings add a certain something.

>>170101223
>best everything

you are now perfect

>>170097383
>get friends

I bet you are in a guild too

Someone for +8 EoA - Sanguine + Overflowing?
Alliance! Looking for a tank!

>Elemental Blast damage done reduced by 25%, stat bonuses reduced by 50%, and cooldown removed.
>Elemental Blast now replaces Lightning Bolt
>Ascendance no longer increases Lava Burst damage by critical strike chance.
>Ancestral Swiftness is now baseline and learned by Elemental Shamans at level 60.
>New talent - Firelord's Fury (Lv 60) : Your Lava Burst critical strikes deal damage equal to your critical strike chance.

L I T E R A L L Y what did Blizzard mean by this?

>>170101223
>the dyke hair colour

>>170102079

link nigger i saw this yesterday too

>>170100648
t. shitposting screamer

>>170102184
t. hypocrite

>try to buy a wow code because sunday no shops open here
>my country's tax rate ups the price by 8 euros
>have to wait till monday and get my ass to the shop again

fucking belgium mane

>>170102294
This """""thread""""" was made early so OP could shitpost. Now feel free to drink bleach you retard. I won't respond to your retardation again.

>>170100376
>not to mention that its a male

always these fucking closet faggots

>"I d-don't want to stare at a male while I play hehee I'm such a straight cool man right g-guys"

kys

>>170102350
btw, any belgian fags here who know how to pay sub with a bank card? or is my country again one of the last with this technology

I swear to god, fuck belgium, double the amount of paper work and government and corporations are so fucking greedy here

>>170102079
>no reason to take ascendance now
>lighting rod probably wont work with the elemental blast talent
>basically have to take icefury now
GG

>>170102424
>4 posts before autosaging
>early
so..... this is the power...... of weaponized autism....

>be hunter
>try mm
>literally 1 ability class and puling on a slot machine for a proc
>try survival
>shit designed
>cluster fuck of abilites that dont even do anything good
>no aoe untill 42 wich sucks dick in the end anyway


what went wrong

>>170102682
what about linking your bank card to a paypal account

>>170099396
resub to wow, get back into ff14 when new xpac hits for it

>>170102828
dude class fantasy

>>170102917
You forgot the lmao

>>170102682
What, with a debit card? Bnet should accept those. You may need to allow your card to be used for internet purchases from your bank's web page.

>>170103015
my bad sorry

>>170102917
I'm certain class fantasy means only "skills needed for a raid rotation".

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http://www.wow-petopia.com/talents/skills.php

>>170103065
It's not in my payment selection list

>>170102849
It takes 3 days to link my bank account to my paypal account

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>>170100376

>omg black armour so edgy so basic bitch wah wah wah

Better?

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>tfw guild got H guldan on week 1, but hasn't been able to even pug enough people to do more than 17 man M skorp and it looks like we'll finally have enough to do anomaly this week

also
>1/10

>>170103937
nothing will fix the fact that you are a troll

get more gear with bones

>>170103747

Yeah, kinda sucks they didn't make something more of the Mechanical pets, right? Could've had a passive that causes them to explode on death, or a ranged electric attack

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>>170104071
sometimes i think there are females in this general who just want to talk normally about something

>>170096580
Yes Yes

>>170099590
awwww is the lil baby bitch mad he didn't get his way

:((((

>>170104027

>16,000 years of troll history
>trolls have had several raids dedicated to dealing with them
>we were the first race that weren't Titans or Old God created, to spread over Azeroth

WE WUZ KANGS

TROLL LIVES MATTER

WHY DID VOL'JIN HAVE TO DIE
HE WAS DA CHOSEN ONE

How do I make silly money now?

>>170103747
I mean it isn't a big deal for mm, for sv you want a shield wall, a crane and a ray

for bm you need a quillen, spirit beast, and core hound (jormungar and chimaera are actually dps losses if you use their abilities most the time lol)

then you get cosmetic pets to cry about not getting to use

>>170104549
Buy it with WoW tokens

>>170099590
thanks lad

>>170103973
Proof?

>>170104526
#justice4voljin
#arrestguldanzimmerman

Why are Troll spear animations so shit
Theyre literally the ONLY FUCKING RACE that has historically used spears as their iconic weapon

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>m+ group
>mage applies to your group
>non-bm hunter applies to your group
>arms warrior applies to your group
>feral druid applies to your group
>unholy/blood dk applies to your group
>mistweaver monk applies to your group

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>>170099359
I know that feel.

Back in 6.2 I started seeing my greentext stories being reposted here as pasta, I guess they were pretty funny.

>>170104743
Stupid frogposter

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>>170104027

Also yeah, I've been looking for more troll influenced gear because muh (((heritage))) and we wuz kangs, but there's not much out there that I can find.

Someone nicely pointed out that the shaman lookalike set from ToT is nice and trolly, and I have the Defilers mail shoulders that are basically voodoo masks from the vendor in Arathi, but I can't seem to find much more.

>pic related: me to blizz when there seems to be fuck all in the way of troll shit

>>170104593
>170,000g

wtf happened, it was like 30k a while ago

>>170104743
I thought MST, BDK, and ARC were alright for Reddit+?

>>170104797
Proofs?

>>170104852
They let people convert it to blizzard bucks so they can buy things like Overwatch boxes, shit in HotS and race changes in WoW. So the demand rose, so the price rose.

>>170104743
>>mistweaver monk applies to your group

what seems to be the problem here? mw monk is S tier for m+

>>170104743
nothing wrong with arms warr

yeah, I use arms warr

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>look at orcs from this pic
>look at the cucked orcs we have now

wtf happend?

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What was the "Golden Age" of wowg? Is it generally accepted as the Cata era or do people like the MoP era better? How long have has this forum been your primary place for WoW discussion?

>>170105084
>discussion
hahahahahahahaha

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>>170099590
so this is the power of autism...

>People say I'm playing the game wrong for skipping cutscenes/other unnecessary shit

Excuse me? Who the fuck are any of you faggots to call me out on something like that?
Just because you're a lorefag(in an MMORPG game no less) doesn't mean you're better.
This game is a timesink and I refuse to waste time watching cutscenes for a story I don't give a fuck about.
And for all you people saying that "cutscenes and lore are part of the fun" can fuck off.
Objectively speaking, in my opinion, just because you're saying you're having fun doesn't mean you actually are.
It's completely possible to think you're having fun when you're actually not so suck my duck and lick my balls.

>>170105397
cutscenes and lore are part of the fun

>>170105084
>That UI
>female panda
>retarded emote
>getting rekt that hard
>monk wearing cloth heirlooms

I hope the guy who made that toon gets killed in IRL

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>they still did not implement a subscription pause when you are offline

god i wish i could just log in everday play a little and shitpost but i feel so fuckin forced to do anything to not feel stupid

>>170104903
if anyone has the pasta pastebin from WoD I bet I could find a couple of mine he used

>>170105397
I hope blizzard keeps adding unskippable RP in dungeons to trigger fags like you

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>>170105397
>getting this fucking mad about peoples hot opinion
>getting this fucking mad about people enjoying the story of an epic RPG

>>170105574
they're in the op ......

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Which class has best looking order hall?

>>170099886
Alright, but tusks clipping helmet is unacceptable

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>>170105739
oh, well.. 3 of those links are dead, the one that works is.. pretty big, I guess I'll look through and see if I can find mine

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>>170105397
>Objectively speaking, in my opinion

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>heroic NH group in ground finder
>details: "no ragnaros"

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>timegated missions on alts
>"kill 50 of these mobs in suramar xD" class hall campaign quests
>Ap grinding
>legendaries
this kills the man that just wanted to continue progressing on his alt

>>170105952
Paladins
also, sauce?

>>170105952
Priest and paladin class halls look pretty neat

>>170105958

Such is life when you're a troll. The fact that the mask has a huge gap between my nose and the mask itself is hilarious too.

NAVAROGG?
BETRAYER

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME

havent played since like october. should i come back? i was in <RIP in Peace>

>"raid leader" (she just invites everyone into the group) puts markers in bad spots
>actual guy who organizes the retards in the guild calls her out
>they get in a fight
>really awkwardly sitting in TS

>>170106183
DARGRUL CANNOT CONTROL THE HAMMER
ULAROGG

>>170105952
warrior is like valhalla

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>join nightbane run
>leader doesn't know strat
>tank doesn't know strat
>ask for lead
>start taking command in discord
>we're on time
>then we wipe in the spider room
>had to run back
>made it to 40% on curator before time expired
>ask if they wanna restart or full clear
>tank and dps were in same guild
>"ohh yeah.. I forgot we have a guild raid tonight... "
>doing a nightbane karazhan run 30 min before raid
>mfw

https://youtu.be/mfyxg9FUMZ8
>self awareness
>human nature
>enlightened being
Either ralph was right or he is part of anonymous right now.

>>170105952
mage hogwarts is pretty good

>>170106435
hey.. that's my greentext...

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>pull one of those elite rare mobs for a wardens WQ
>nobody in sight, expecting to solo, only 14M so should be EZ
>everyone and their mother comes out of the woodwork to tag it
>up to 114M

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>solo some old raids
>as shadow priest
just fuck my shit up blizzard-senpai

>>170106636
that's my greentext too...

I guess I'm just the town storyteller here aren't I?

>>170106590
>>170106923
explain?

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>>170106987
there's a guy who saves funny greentext stories in a gigantic pastebin and reposts them later for (You)s

>>170106987
it's a new born meme
from this thread right here
read it
people claim that others repost their greentexts
that's epically funny

>>170105952
Shaman because I like storms.

Is it possible to pug Nighthold on normal?

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>"X has a chance to trigger Y/empower Z"

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>be WW monk
>every monk I run into sucks
>see some in pugs more geared than me, but doing 30-50k less dps
>they usually have memes names like "doutforharambe"

>enter thread
>autist posting his own arse every thread
>another autist samefagging for attention
>furrey autism posts
>furrey faggot spam
>autistic cuckfag fanboy constantly posting about someone else
>another retard most likely in a mental asylum somewhere in russia asking for nudes of himself


yeah amazing job moot good mods and janitors we have here i sure feel like visiting again for talking

about the game thanks a lot

i feel like vomiting after every casual visit

reddit is ten times better with less autism and fedoras

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>>170107497
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

SERIOUSLY

YOU SINGLED ME OUT

YOU'VE POSTED 3 OF MY FUCKING GREENTEXT STORIES IN A ROW

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????

>>170107497
>yesterday
>do hov hc for quest
>tank is Orochímaru (guild: Immortál), meme server, guess the class
>3 DPS are all below 1.8M HP

when the instance didn't even start but you already ask for the clorox bottle.

>>170107497
Were they all Pandaren? Pandaren BM Monk asking.

>>170107508
you forgot
>report shitpost
>get banned for 3 days for abusing the report system

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>running through dal
>see warp-huntress kula walking by warp-huntress kula

>>170107618
Please calm down, anon.

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>>170107818
THAT'S FOUR

FUCKING FOUR

WHO ARE YOU ANON?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?

>>170107869
maybe you're just a good greentext blogger

>>170107508

>he doesn't like seeing fnelf arse

>>170104743
>I can't run dungeons unless I have le epic world first clearing classes and specs
Sounds like you need to find friends who aren't garbage at the game

>>170107727
not that guy
but they are usually fembelves or humans

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>meet girl from /wowg/
>we hit it off
>we're like mirror images of each other, same interests and everything
>but
>she's a NEET and wants a sugardaddy to pay for her bills/wow sub
>said she'll kill herself if she doesn't find one before she gets kicked out
>I don't have a job anymore
>have no intention of supporting a NEET gf hundreds of miles away
>she removes me

wow, greats quality of women you have here, /wowg/

>>170107869
Please stop, you're making a scene.

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>being this much of a slut.

>>170107869
it's time to stop using wowg as your own personal blog, faggot

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Get in my rocket, you big homo.

>>170108001
pizzacat strikes again

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>>170108001
WHAT THE FUCK

THAT'S 5

WHO ARE YOU?

>>170068884
Would you prefer something else? Lesbians are pretty but don't really get anyone off.

>>170108001
>Says they're a copy of you
>Complains about their personality

What did the pasta mean about this

>anime poster taking credit for my greentexts
stop it right now

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who thick dorf butt here?

So I mained an Enhancement Shaman, and now I re-subbed and found out the Elemental got buffed and I see a ton of Elemental Shamans.

Should I just stick with Enhancement or start grinding for intellect gear?

>>170108449
I mean we both had gigantic detolf cases with anime figs and plushies and posters and wallscrolls and shit but there were some slight differences I guess.

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>>170107497
>be WW monk
>want to tank for easy M+ queues and still spec WW
>BM stats are complete opposite of WW
>would have to get a whole different set of gear to be good

>>170108520
i have 3 sets of gear for all my speccs
thats normal in legion

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>>170108520
that's 6...

maybe I'm just the only good greentexter during Legion?

I'm still combing through this pastebin for my old one from WoD that was hilarious. I twas the first one I noticed being reposted.

>>170106448
Ralphie was right all along, only if we have listened.

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>>170108520
That's it.

I've figured it out.

You're a mod and you're looking at my post history via 4chan pass.

You got me.

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remember when this guy was a hot meme and everyone was screaming about going swifty?

What spec should I play on my warlock?

I heard afflic is by far the best for everything but I am liking demo more

>>170108980
Destro

>>170108951
no because i'm not an underage e-celeb dicksucker

>>170107497
>mfw I just saw a ww monk gemmed and enchanted for haste
>male gnome

sounds right

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I fucking hate you people. I want to raid so bad but I literally can't, my modem is broken and disconnects me from battle.net constantly, and I have to wait for them to update the firmware chip in it, and it's taking months.

Can't even get a new modem due to Canadian ISPs forbidding it.

Why is PvP so shity in Legion?

858 brewmaster, what do I do to gear now?

>already cleared all LFR wings
>doing mythics up to +6 since people don't invite me for anything else
>can't find many upgrades there but doing them anyway
>my stone was depleted by a healer who dcd mid run and nobody wants to repair a brh key

What else can I do?

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>doing low lvl dungeons on my hunter
>pull half the dungeon and then feign death
>rest of group wipes
>vote to kick the healer with the note "retard hunter"
>it works
>every time

>>170108810
Looks like I was right, he stopped posting.

any vg guild on eu

>>170104743
Arms is fine, Blood dk is fine, Mage is fine for anything but Eye.

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>stealthed players trying to steal your felworth seed plants

>>170096738
Play the game. That is all you can do. WQ and hope for an upgrade. Get into normal mythics. do LFR. Don't just hop into fucking M+

I finished reading the WoD pastebin and it didn't have mine.

Mine was a huge butthurt greentext about getting ganked by feral druids in tanaan jungle.

can you queue with a friend on the opposite faction using mercenary mode?

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>Come back after not playing for 5 months
>Have an 850 fury warrior
>See posts in the thread telling people not to M+ until 890 despite the fact I was doing +5s with people of equal gear before I quit

>>170109816
MEMEFORGING AYY

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>>170095856

I would bury my dick so far inside your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Are there any quetzalcoatl mounts?

>>170103913
nvm boys, told them my story and they added 3 days of game time for free till I can buy it in the shop lol

>tfw I know they want me back so I can spend moneyz

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>>170109584
God damnit. I thought switching from WW to BM would help me live at least a little longer in pvp.

>BM monk
>720 ilvl
>pulling half the fel forge at once and killing them
>finish a pack, full HP, get jumped by a feral druid in the furry saber form
>pop guard and xuen and go HAM
>nothing is happening to their HP
>leg sweep
>roll
>roll
>roll
>druid is already on me
>guard again, fort brew, and dampen harm
>my hp is still melting like butter
>die
>druid is 90% hp

This is retarded what they did with pvp. At least in 5.4 on timeless isle my heroic SoO gear meant something, I could take on these minigame pillar humpers. Now I'm just a free honor kill.

GAAAH THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

>>170098060
Havoc dh is pure fun.

i miss huns..
will she ever be my gf lads?

>>170110306
Nobody will ever be your gf anon

I have 825ilevel
should I jump into some raids?

>>170110874
If you have a guild do N EN or some shit.
You're way behind the curve at this point, most people won't carry you without a good reason.

>>170110874
you will probably not get invited for anything
if you dont have friends start farming gold for boost or gear from the ah

>>170098060
Enh is the most braindead spec the class has senpai.
You literally keep buffs up and mash stormstrike when it lights, which is a lot of the time right now.

>some classes can access the alternate colors for their class mount by switching specs
>others have to max out their artifact (including the new 50 rank trait) to purchase theirs
>some classes don't even get an alternate color

is this the power of class fantasy?

>>170110950
>>170111058
>start playing a few months after expansion release
>people don't do old content already

this is why wow sucks for new players

>>170111080
that's actually the magic of your autism

>>170111156
yup everyone is an asshole
you should never start an mmo without friends these days

>>170111156
Um, no plenty of people do the "old" content still. I do EN at every difficulty every week through pugs

Its just nobody wants to carry you because your ilvl is lower than PURCHASED gear

>>170110874
Yep, Hellfire Citadel awaits you!

>>170111460
But 825ilevel is what is required for the raid.
Its not like Im coming in with 760 gear or something

>>170111592
If I wasn't on my phone at work, I'd post you the screenshot of a normal EN run that required HC EN achievement.

>>170111592
Most pugs were 840+ at release of EN.

How the fuck do I make Dargrul not send myself flying all over the god damn place

>>170111724
Read the dungeon journal entry on him

>>170111686
>>170111684
Okay I will go buy some gear I suppose

PogChamp

>>170111791
Do that. Iv bought a 890 back for 60k gold that had a socket.

>>170110118
that's it

thanks anon

>>170112121
how do I make gold lol

How do I become a better tank?

>>170112182
Herb or skinning. Falcosaurs are the best farming spot probably. But if your ilvl is low, herbalism then.

>want to level up my dps alt
>my ability to raid is 100% dependent on whether RNG gives me non shit legendaries
how do you dpsers do it? I'm a healslut that can use skill the bridge the gap, but dps don't have that luxury

>>170112182
Farm slutmogs and sell them on the AH

>>170112267
I've just checked the fucking AH, not anything good selling.

How do I get good gear without buyign

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>>170112323
the secret is that you can bridge the gap by playing better up to 90th percentile parses and that 90% of dps are just completely fucking terrible, even in mythic guilds

hell I have an 860 sv hunter at 860 ilvl that I suck at that I'm already doing 350k st dps to

>YOU HAVE SWEPT THE FILTH FROM MY DOORSTEP
>PERHAPS YOU ARE WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION

can't I just do some lfr to gear up?

>>170112732
>unskippable cutscenes

>>170112828
that's called Immersion

>>170112828
>tot bridge

>>170112451
Time walking chest.

>>170112267
>skinning
you can actually make a profit out of skinning? when did i step into bizarro world?

>>170112253
watch vids of a good tank playing

do small things like stop pressing ironfur or shield of the righteous when mobs are stunned or casting

get a wearkaura from wago.io that predicts your healing from FR/death strike/ignore pain

learn which bosses and m+ mobs are going to hurt

So are actual crafting professions still worth much? Will they be worth more in 7.2 with craftable legendaries?

>>170112643
You would literally be doing better than the highest parse on wowlogs by quite a margin if you were doing that.

>>170112828
>>170112894
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as unskippable cutscenes, is in fact, Immersion/unskippable cutscenes, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Immersion plus unskippable cutscenes. Unskippable cutscenes are not content unto itself, but rather another addition to a fully functioning immersive role playing game system etc etc

>>170113015
>skin 3000 leather in an hour, 6 gold per piece
>get about 5k gold in trash and greens
>get about 50 bloods
>get about 30+ stomachs that can drop up to five furystones
50k gold per hour is not even hard.

>>170113084
I mean that was on like ursoc and krosus, but yeah that's what I was pulling since I got lfr 2piece

also there's like 20 parses for low ilvl sv hunters on most fights in lfr and H en so, it's not surprising

also, https://www.warcraftlogs.com/statistics/11#boss=1842&difficulty=3&bracket=7

>max 378k

that said though I definitely did ~350k on an unlogged lfr krosus kill and made some dumb mistakes like missing some explosive traps and energy capping under 4 mongoose stacks, and letting way of the moknothol run off

>>170110118
>Guard

I miss it

>>170112805
is this viable?

>>170114925
You can get titanforged shit and legos from it

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>Leveling here sucks, let's go to Dragonblight!
>One level too low for the quests
Guess I'll sit here and watch this night elf woman argue with an orc until my instance queue pops.

>Animus normal
>get fucked to hell and back within seconds

how the hell do you solo this encounter?

BIG

NELF

____

>>170115267

With true grit, determination, and <spoiler> MORE DOTS </spoiler>

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>>170115318
Butts!

>>170115267
By not having terrible gear?

>>170115503
epic shitpost my good famalam

>>170115230
I'm begging you to please be my gf

>>170106907
Disc is best for soling, you're pretty much immortal.

Lack of aoe hurts a bit tho.

>>170115090
So its a legitimate way to get geared up for heroics and then higher raids?

>>170115698
What do you want a gf for, anon?

>>170115828
Someone to talk to, to play video games with.

And to sex

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good morning wowg

>>170115753
why would I need shields and healing in old content
what the fuck

>>170115267
by not being shit

My warlock got pillars of the dark portal, is it time to delete and relevel

>>170113612
Even better when you just follow people around in the wq areas with all the mobs ready to skin

@170116242
I understand, you have never been to tot

>>170116296
Depends, you can get more leather that way but less bags and other stuff. Generally the leather is not the majority of the profit from skinning.

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>>170105084
>that font

>>170116429
>this is what the mad shitter has to tell himself to convince he's not too retarded to figure the fight out himself OR read the dungeon journal
LMAO

@170116742
>this is what a mad shitter who has never been to tot tells himself so he can sleep at night

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>>170116845
stay mad cuck

>>170116845
>>170116429
>@
This isn't twitter lad.

>>170115267
>stand in corner
>mash instant spam on anything that comes towards you
>kill enough of them that they can't assrape you anymore before they group up

>>170115230
imgur album when?

@170116958
I have that achievement too
what does this have to do with soloing animus you dense fuck
@170116970
what are you gonna do about it

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>Level a warrior alt to 110 a few days ago for fun
>get execute ring out of emmisary chest
>get Kiljaeden from MoS today
>mfw my hpal main has Sephuz/Prydaz/Velen's
>mfw I'm struggling with wanting to reroll

im having more fun with fury/arms than I am with holy/ret, too

>>170116037
You're just going to be taken advantage of asking in here, anon. I don't want that to happen.

>>170117345
KJBW is shit though

>>170117345
isn't velen's rly good for pala tho? i mean you do massive overhealing with st spells

>>170117545
>1 min 15 sec cooldown

>>170117215
>never been inside ToT
>have the achievement
>what does that have to do with anything
nevermind soloing animus i'm amazed you managed to hit level cap :^)

>>170117653
>gorillion intellect

>>170117715
so does every other legendary+
gorillion stats

>>170117345
you know prydaz is top 3 for every healer (save maybe shaman who can have the hp regen pants) and velens is also incredibly good

like the shoulders arent that great unless your tanks are really bad and well the ring is actually really good you can't deny that

and kjc isn't that great for st dps

>>170117545
velen's is good for everyone cause healing is mostly about burst, even for just the 15% active, w/o the overhealing part

>>170117416
Please, i'm so lonely...

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>>170117464
I wouldn't say it's shit. Like, yeah, angry hat is better, but at least it's not heroic leap shoulders

>>170117545
It is good, actually. But I got it third after having Sephuz/Prydaz pre buff for the longest time. Still not having the ring or shoulders is depressing tbqh

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i got this on an alt i don't even play
is this good

>>170117869
I've got 890 trinkets that outperform KJBW

>veng dh can solo world bosses by simply faceroling the keyboard
Nice game, blizz.

>>170117545
Imo the 3k int plus the extra stats make it really good for everyone, proc asides.

>>170118024
im not him, but im curious, what spec are you cause for every spec I play, even 925 whispers doesnt beat it outright, I assume fel rage melee trinket can beat it as a melee?

I assume it's some kind of warrior/melee multiplier thing?

yeah though, I wouldn't be surprised if other stuff is better on st, but im curious what's better than isn't fel rage

Post your legendaries.

>>170117869
like honestly look at rankings, usually prydaz is the best thing you can have that isn't the ring and it lets you survive fucking up at mechanics, although I guess if your tanks aren't the best, the shoulders are better than prydaz

not having the ring though sucks, but it's not like it's going to make or break your healing too much, just enough to edge out other rankings a little

>>170118482
resto sham:
riptide belt
sephuz
healing rain boots
hp regen pants

tank/resto drood:
sephuz
rejuv shoulders
tank shield trinket
dmg reduc/passive drood shoulders

lock
cast while moving boots
shitty UA belt

priest:
renew pants

I mostly do M+ on my drood, if I raided on it though I'd be pissed, really dumb how broken the rejuv ring is

overall satisfied though

>>170117869
>>170118024
I feel like the sims for KJBW assume it'll always be hitting multiple targets or something because it's definately behind actual trinkets on my lock in reality.

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>>170118482
>tfw no lego pants to cheese meters

>>170118357
I get more DPS using Grimoire than I do KJBW unless its a massive trash fight, but considering we suck at those fights, it doesn't even seem worth trying to compete on those.

>>170118834
I know for a fact that the H2P ones assume 12K haste, which is utterly retarded considering the reason some of the trinkets on the list are so good IS the haste they provide.

So I wouldn't be surprised.

>>170115230
>>170115478
>thinks it looks even remotely good
>lone autist with no friends trying to be "relevant" on anonymous imageboard
So delusional, end yourself any time.

Do people even do For the Alliance anymore? I've been trying to get into groups but they've all been from Latin American servers and dispand before we have enough

>rogue gets gutted in legion
>fucking vanish doesn't immediately hide you, so they can promptly apply a dot or stun your ass
>what's bos
>what's prep
Fuck whoever thought doing this to rogue was ok.

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>>170115478

Are you a buttslut elf?

>>170119349
you need like 5 people
the bosses are all easy as fuck
just need to catch the right time, when no one is defending, at least stormwind and orgrimmar
all others never get defended for shit

Anyone here play on Frostmourne or other oceanic servers? Looking for someone to show me the ropes. Never reached max level before so endgame is a complete mysery to

Ive just been doing suramar quests and world quests

>>170119663
>playing minigames

>>170119663
>rogue can go an eternity without being punished in open pvp
I'd still like to punsh the responsible developer back in the wow alpha for even suggesting this cancer

>>170116958
>reins of the armored skyscreamer
>screamer
fuck off screamer

>>170119712
I was raiding Undercity earlier, we spent like 10 minutes dpsing sylvanas cause our dps sucked until a guild group came in and wiped us

>>170119887
Is this the dank new meme insult straight from reddit?

>>170117982
>marksmanship
i'm so sorry anon

>>170119887
stop encouraging him you braindead mongrel

>>170119710
All elves are buttslut elves.

>>170120094
t. screamer

>>170120384
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>170116064
Good evening, fellow shaman.

>>170119816
I guess anyone can help me, doesnt need to be oceanic...

>>170120637
Have you convened with the elements today, my good orc felllow?

>>170120761
Post your battletag, if you're alliance, horde, boy or girl.

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>>170120380

They have such nice chests, and lips though. Shouldn't Draenei be the real buttsluts, anon?

>do xavius about 15 times
>still have no idea how his mechanics work
>do random shit "correctly" or "wrong" and get randomly punished or rewarded
I don't think I'll ever understand how this shit boss works. I've never even wiped to him and the times I get mind controlled I even know what I did wrong (like dispelling the tank who has 3 stacks while I have the dreaming buff = mind control and no revive from dreaming)

What's the deal with blizzard's fetish of making every final raid boss some convoluted mess of shitty mechanics that fake difficulty by being overly confusing and random

>>170120974
alliance, boy (male character also)
where do I find my btag lol

>>170121107
Big purple assholes

>>170121287
singularity#1141

>>170121284
Lets just say when en was current content xavius was a complete joke even then