/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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First for best waifu.

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thicc

>>170043618
This is the sexiest picture of Jaal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MneAFdqXUQ

>>170043618
>>170043701
Yet still not thicc enough

>>170043604
>when you're wearing socks and you step in something wet

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Starkid is back.

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>>170043618
>>170043807
>>170043701

>>170043807
I mean to imply I want similar pictures like this but with Drack and Jath.

Even Liam.

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>>170044019
>a thicc salarian

So pretty much all you fight is stupid observer bots and kett?

>>170044073
Did you watch any of the gameplay?

I want Femshep to give me a blowjob.

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>>170044069
Here you go. Look at the girth on this guy.

>>170044073
Most of what you fight are humans and turians from the gameplay videos we've seen. The remnant bots are only every here and there. The Kett too, yeah.

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>>170043898

can you change team mates armor? I dont like the dumb white pajamas.

>>170044073

Kett are the 'bad guys' this game, yeah. Though if the leaks are right they're actually Angarans and we may get to reason with at least some of them

But I'm guessing that the observer bots and Remnant tech in general is going to be important in finding out more information about what the Kett are/the galaxy in general.

There's also the scourge, that evil space cloud shit, which may be a result of the Kett, but we don't know yet.

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>>170043947
What's this meme about, /wooo/

>>170044069
Not what I meant, I mean in terms of quality and attractiveness

But if you're interested in a thicc Salarian, there's one named Tazzik

>>170044326

> Dumb white pajamas

That's just the default casual-wear. You can apparently change yours + color it as well, so you might be able to do the same with your companions. I wouldn't really count on it though.

>>170044207
Tazzik a powerbottom.

>>170044337
I have a theory.

I think the Scourge

>>170044337
>Leaks

You can just look at the design. They look like bone covered Angara with their tentacle things cut off. They even have the same fucking lines on their face.

Plus you see other Kett who look like Turians and Krogan and they have names like 'chosen' and 'anointed' like they've been picked for some special purpose. So obviously races can be turned into Kett.

>>170044337
The archon seems to be a genuine Kett, or maybe he's the last of a race that was boned.

Anyway I bet that's what ends up happening to Alec, he disappears and then later you find him in the process of being transformed.

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> Watch the first mission video
> Asian piloting the Ark crashes it immediately coming out of warp

There are some things the future just can't fix, huh?

>>170043576
you are the reason why everyone hates talicancer

>>170044465
>>170044337
Whoops, anyway I think it's the other way around.

The Kett are a result of The Scourge.
Archon is Saren and was originally an Angaran but was infected by contact with The Scourge somehow. The Remnant are an old race that were wiped out by the Scourge.

It'd be pretty lazy of Bioware but it's Bioware.

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>>170044643

>>170044554
What if Alec is the final boss?

>>170044704
I thought you meant he was literally Saren and not just MEA's version of him, I was thinking that'd be one hell of a twist.

>>170044704

I've heard more along the lines that the Kett are using the old remnant technology to fuel their transformations, but I guess it could really be either at this point.

>>170044554

> I bet that's what ends up happening to Alec

Jesus that'd be horrifying.

>>170044754
A leak from around a year and a half ago said Alec would be one of the final antagonists and that you could let him live or die, but it didn't say what the circumstances were.

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Sarah Ryder a shit!

I think the Scourge is neat from a visual standpoint.

Solid Matter acting as a big oily universe cloud.

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>>170045160

Sara Ryder a cripple

>>170045207

Yeah, when it made contact with the ark it looked like fucking, solid lightening or something, it's certainly a weird effect.

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>waiting to see the color of their buttflaps

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Vetra a goddess.

>>170043618
How do you think he is going to hide the affair from his wife?

James is the best character in Mass Effect

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Man, it'll be interesting to see/comment on your Ryders relationship with Alec, he seems pretty strict, but you don't have to dislike him for it.

Plus for once we can be the character with the daddy issues instead of one of our companions.

Also jesus, Liam being right across from you like that was creepy a shit.

>>170045936
He doesn't have a wife but Peebee is going to jump him.

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>>170045945
DELETE THIS

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>>170045946
>"Plus for once we can be the character with the daddy issues instead of one of our companions."
>strict dad = dysfunctional relationship

>>170045945
That's just loco, loco.

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>>170045936
Uh, she stays behind on his planet and he goes on the ship with Ryder, duh.

>>170045946
He's part of the Pathfinder team so it makes sense he got woken up around the same time you did.

>>170046032

> Peebee is going to jump him

Not if I lock her in the escape pod.

>>170045936
I bet Angarans have multiple wives, especially a hunk like Jaal

>>170046032
>"Peebee also expressed curiosity about Jaal, wondering if the Asari ability to mate with all Milky Way species extended to the Andromeda natives."

>>170046065

Reviewers have said that Alec is pretty distant with you when you go on the mission together, plus, like I said, it's good that they're at least making it look like you don't need to make an issue out of it. But I imagine you very easily can if you want to.

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>>170046175
Back off bitch!

>>170045936
I'm not sure if this or Vetra being a part of Turian-Cerbarus who wants to genocide Asari is the worse meme

>>170046108

Eh, I doubt it, apparently family ties are extremely important to Angarans, so I don't think they'd be able to deal with the jealousy of multiple wives.

>>170046203
He's going to die/disappear fairly soon into the game anyways, so it's not like it matters anyways

>>170046262
Vetra one is just slightly dumber.

>>170046262
Vetra because it stems from delusional Vetrafags wanting her to be a perfect waifu

>>170046302
Depends on how the family ties works

>>170046342
Being a turian supremacist is a positive trait?

>>170046305

Well, if the speculation is right and he's captured by the Kett/partially transformed or is just about to be, you can decide if he lives or dies when you find him again.

Plus all that time gone gives Ryder plenty of time to gossip, and if Cora's any indication, you'll probably be compared to Alec a lot once you become pathfinder

*dates Femshep*

>>170046489
Yes because everyone is tired of Asari.

Anyone wanna get drunk with me?

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>>170045924
truth

>>170046730
Stop posting this twice a fucking thread.

I already hate Vetra and the game isn't even out.

>>170046730
Why are femturs bald?

Why the FUCK is Kai Leng not the protag of Andromeda? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>170046857
t-they're bird/reptilian people anon, they don't have hair ANYWHERE

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So which girls in this game are virgins?
Cause Liara and Tali were the only good choices in the old game because they had fresh new undicked vaginas.

Unlike Ash, Miri, Kelly, and Jack who all sucked nigger dick

>>170046901
shitpost responsibly, kids

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>>170046175
PEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>170046915
I mean, why do they have exposed scalps?

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>>170046956
*twirls around Katana*

I will not let you insult Kai Leng in my presence.

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>>170046949
>Liara
>Tali
>undicked

>>170046175
Jaal isn't even my husbando and this is pissing me off.

>>170046949
Vetra could possibly be a anal virgin.

>>170046949

Just guessing at this point
> Cora: She's like thirty, so I'd say no
> Peebee: has an ex, so confirmed no
> Vetra: she seems pretty worldly so I'd guess not
> Lexi: She's like 270 ish, so probably not
> Suvi: She's apparently very religious, so she might be a virgin

As it is, I think you'll only find luck in those non-squadmate romances buddy.

>>170047127
Tali outright says shes never "linked suit environments".
If Liara or any asari for that matter somehow remain undicked after over 100 years it'd be a miracle of the universe.

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>>170047079
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL

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>>170043487
>didn't check on his sister

>>170047127

Liara is basically a teenager in Asari terms, plus considering how horrifically awkward she is in the first game I'd say it's a reasonable assumption.

>>170047243
What the fuck does that mean when they have cloacas

>>170047127
We know Tali is/was. Liara is left ambiguous.

>>170047341

Such an asshole move, considering how bad the pod looked, I'm surprised Bioware wouldn't just force you to stay and see what happens.

Peebee a cute.

>>170047256
Is Suvi a human or an alien?

>>170047302
Liara outright says in ME1 that she is a virgin

>>170044643
probably Canadian, too

>>170047302
>Tali outright says shes never "linked suit environments".
And we all know an innocent space gypsy girl like herself would NEVER lie

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> Mfw when Lexi tries to test your implant and SAM takes a while to actually show up

He's already starting to rebel, flush the AI core out the airlock while we still can

>>170047589
Like how she didn't lie about stealing the Normandy ship plans while the thing you got for her 'pilgrimage' was basically useless

>>170046949
Peebee probably never sucked a dick, if you can call that an oral viriginity.
>ywn train an asari to deepthroat

>>170047657

Sure, but she's definitely "embraced eternity" before.

Plus we don't even know how old she is right now, do we? She seems like the type who has 'experimented' before.

>>170047314
haha fuck dude that conversation was so epic imagine if Kai lived his fight with Shepard and went to Andromeda to help Ryder, how awesome would that be?

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>>170043576
>First for best waifu
I don't understand why you chose that picture but I agree with the sentiment

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>When Vetra's smoker voice kills your boner

>>170047562
She's a human.

>>170048446
Shepard looks so dead inside

>>170048459
>Turian reverb
>Smoker voice

Fucking retard

>>170047562

Suvi's human, and apparently has the same VA as Cait from fallout 4.

>>170047341
They said they left that out on purpose for spoiler purposes, but that doesn't really make sense if Cora tells you what's going on anyway. Also triggered me when they skipped the datapad on the way to the tram.

>>170048601
Just remember you said that when you hear her say more than two words

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>>170048446
*wrong pic

Don't worry, I fixed it.

>>170044509
If you look at the legs on those kett enemies they all have the same double joints as the Angaran. I am guessing those are just different classes (soldier, caster, elite).

>>170048459
hahaha thats the bolton guy from games of thrones right the guy with the dog? he's so f*cking evil I love him xD

>>170048459
dude, that turian vocal flanging gives me the best kind of shivers

>>170048614

Maybe if you stick around the sibling will say "I can't feel anything in my legs" or something like that. Cora's wording to someone who hasn't read spoilers would probably make you think the sibling will either die or just take some time to recover fully, rather than becoming a cripple.

Also c'mon, in ME3 there was a guy who had to have a whole leg amputated because it was infected and he'd lost feeling in it, yet the Asari doctor says that they'd be able to just grow him a new leg, why's being a cripple apparently permanent now?

>>170048678
Man, I never realized how fucking flat she is or her disgusting legs until now

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>>170048590
Nah man he's thinking
>tfw this is the last actual scene with my waifu

>>170048678
Jack looks so weird in that picture. Who's the artist?

>>170048765
Have we even heard her talk other than that one time?>>170048650

>>170048784
Tali is cute and I love her but there are some other Quarians with FAT FUCKING TITS, too bad Tali doesn't have them as well.

>>170046305
I think the PC gamer preview video where the guy who played answered questions implied heavily that DadRyder just flat out bites it early.

>>170048848
But her ass is flat as well, awful, awful, awful.

And don't start me with the 'hips' meme, the space raptors have those as well

>>170048848
Tali's tits are perfectly sized and perky.

She probably really loves when Shepard gives them a lot of attention in foreplay.

>>170048861

Really? I heard that he was taken out of the game, but not that he died. I guess it'd give you some incentive, but half/fully transforming him into some kind of Kett abomination would be a real punch to the gut. Maybe you're just lead to believe that he's dead at the start, then you find out he isn't later?

>>170048765
It was good on Garrus because the voice actor didn't try to change his voice, it was changed in the editing

Vetra voice actor is clearly trying to sound growly. Just listen to her other vids, she did the same sort of voice acting for as well WoW. Danielle Rayne.

>>170047785
Writer said she's the same age as Liara.

Vetra is not the femtur waifu I wanted, I wanted a tomboy femtur who was prejudiced against humans that slowly starts to accept you.

>>170049094
and how do you know she's not like that? we just know she'll die for you once she considers you family

>>170049195
>and how do you know she's not like that?

Because the Turian supremacist thing is a meme and having a character be cold at the start is a thing that Bioware doesn't do often

If any of you have a problem with Andromeda come say it to my face on reddit.com/r/MassEffect and see what happens, fuckers.

>>170049429
>reddit.com/r/MassEffect
That's still not to your face you pussy

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>>170049429

So, was anyone interested in that Mass Effect tabletop RPG from the last thread?

>>170049561
No

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>>170049429
>We've been there the whole time

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"Your waifu a shit" - /meg/

>>170049840
FEMSHEP IS NOT A SHIT

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>>170049840
No she's not, she's a qt

Threadly reminder that ME:A is going to be shit!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>170049840
The terms gypsy, crack-whore, daddy-issues, and spacejew have lost all meaning to me.

>>170048771
never ends dying etc

>>170050201
>spacejew

People waifu volus?

>>170050218
>never ends
nerve endings. should go to sleep.

>>170050197
It's sad how many biodrones there are. They're masochists

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Do you prefer shuuuuum or wuhwuhwuh /meg/?

>>170050409

I guess so, just seems from the way they talk about medical crap in ME makes me think this really wouldn't be that much of a big deal.

James.... more like....... Chad.

>>170050463
Shuuum. But the SR2 is the better design overall.

>>170050463
The SR-1.

The SR-2 is a piece of shit and a deathtrap, and its stupid design is a microcosm of everything wrong with ME2. It's also twice the volume of the SR-1 for no real benefit.

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>>170050661
Well those are some conflicting opinions.

>>170050661

At least the SR2 had decent fucking lighting.

Even in ME3 they strip that shit out of there and make it dank again like it's goddamn Alliance regulations to not be able to see where you're going.

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Whens the last time you've even seen your waifu in game /meg/? Have you replayed recently?

>>170050868
My waifu's VA has been in pretty much nothing else.

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>>170050868
I haven't played ME in a while but I've recently played vtmb and fallout 4 so I'm ok.

>>170050868
I'm looking at her this very second because I'm playing as her.

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>>170050868
Yesterday.

Playing ME3 for the first time in months because of the Andromeda news blitz. I'm considering doing another series playthrough all the way from ME1 before Andromeda comes out in 3 weeks. But I'm in that weird state between kinda wanting to and not quite being able to muster the effort. It's 100 hours after all, and I'm just about to finish 3.

In particular most of ME2 is a total drag.

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>>170051126
>tfw in the minority of having ME2 as my favorite

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>>170051017
>Waifuing the protagonist

>>170051305

Have to show the new alien races our legacy in dancing.

>>170051126
I'm doing a 100% playthrough of the trilogy and so far ME1 is the game that feels like a slog to get through. The planet exploration gets so tedious near the end and most of the story quests are far too short and uninteresting compared to what we got in ME2. Also fuck me I never realized how shallow the love interests were in ME1.

>>170051207
is that the minority? seems like most people tend to prefer it

i wish it fit with 1 and 3 more, because it's pretty damn great

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>>170051207
It's my favorite too, but I'm biased

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>It's a BioWare episode

>>170051362
Its really only the minority on 4Chan. Outside of here 2 is most widely acclaimed of them all and the one that really jumped the series into popularity.

>>170051207
The only bad thing about ME2 is the final boss. Everything else about it is the best in the series.

Why did Ashley turn into a whore in ME3?

>>170051462
Succumbing to her true nature.

>>170051429
Even leaving behind facial shit, why does Mass Effect Andromeda looks so cartoonish? It's not the engine because Dragon Age Inquisition doesn't look cartoonish. Everything just feels so rubber and saturated.

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>It's an I love the series, but also coincidentally have a masochism fetish episode

>>170051207
That's a pretty normal opinion from what I have seen. I thought I was the abnormal one for having 3 as my favorite.

>>170051359
I haven't played ME1 much, so maybe that's why it feels like less of a drag for me than 2. 2 also feels like it has a ton of repetitive scripted scenes and dialogue that get old after a playthrough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsvHK4Bt1Y8

Official thread theme.

>>170051429
Didn't they say they put physics on longer hairstyles? Why was her hair still frozen in place while the gravity generator was off?

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>>170051429

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>It's a Denuvo shill will show up soon to convince me that pirating Andromeda will be impossible episode

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Do all the Asari have British accents now?

>>170051691
>That ass

>>170051643
Putting in hair physics doesn't mean doing something as ridiculous as that, anon.

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>>170050868
I think it's been... about a year since I played ME3? I miss him.

>>170051429
The animations actually don't look as bad as I thought they would.

>>170051643

There are hair physics, just I can't imagine they'd try and make it look natural in zero-g.

You can see femryders ponytail bouncing around pretty normally in most of the videos she's in though.

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>>170051728

We love our soccer moms, don't we folks?

tfw will never spend money on this game and hate Cora's design, but her voice and Bunda are doing unspeakable things to me

>>170051548
bring me their sweet implants

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>>170051826

It's actually funny you say that because I noticed it too. There's a glaringly obvious contrast between the quality of certain animations and others. I'm going to assume it's because BioWare's already Soviet Conscript-tier animation '''''talent'''' was further limited by budget and/or time constraints.

Webm related is unironically breddy gud/10

>>170052071
That's actually not bad. It's quite good as Bioware goes, in fact. Where were these guys for the rest of the scenes?

>>170051876
HOLY SHIT I MIGHT PLAY MALE RYDER JUST SO THAT I CAN FUCK HER VAGINA IS SHE LIKE IN HER 40S I READ THAT RYDER IS LIKE 22 SO IF I CAN FUCK HER PUSSY ILL GET SO HORNY HOLY SHIT

>>170052071
It's a nice kiss considering how embarrassingly bad video game kisses usually are. Any kiss that doesn't have the characters turn into anteaters is pretty impressive.

>>170052071
IM SO FUCKING HORNY WATCHING THIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! I PREFER PLAYING AS CUTE GIRLS BUT IM TEMPTED TO PLAY AS MALE RYDER JUST TO KISS HER LIPS

>>170052071
>Lots of effort put into the romance scenes
>Cora's supposed to be a freak with the hottest sex scene
>Jaal's sex scene is supposed to be sweet and steamy

Well at least this aspect is going to be good. No wonder the banging is the only thing they've consistently hyped.

>>170050463
I prefer genociding the quarians, thank you very much.

>>170052180
We've seen a lot of unimportant side quests and blatantly unfinished shit in the trailers so far. Maybe the rest of the game will actually look better than expected on release. I want to believe.

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>>170052184
>>170052278

What did you mean by this capsbro?

>>170052071
The guy who animated this was the guy who did those fan animations based on Dante's Inferno, Dante's redemption. I think he was working as a contractor and isn't part of BioWare's full time staff.

>>170051876
>Oh finally, which one of you is the manager?

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>>170052373
Apologies for the caps my friend, I just got really horny looking at Cora. My first time seeing her I thought she looked like a meme character but seeing her ass, and then the webm got me so excited that I could not control myself.

I'm still most likely going to play as Fem Ryder because Fem Shep is literal perfection, and I doubt that Cora will have a lesbian sex scene, but at least I can look the scene up and masturbate to it.

>>170051429
I'm more worried about EVERY SINGLE NPC walk/run animation shown so far. looks so fucking goofy.

>>170052528
But terrible walk cycles is a Bioware tradition.

>>170051659
he was here around 7 or 8 hours ago

>>170052071
seriously, that nose, what the fuck

>>170052627
Making shitty games seems to be a Bioware tradition

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>>170052346

>Maybe the rest of the game will actually look better than expected on release.

I highly doubt it. >>170052307 makes a very good point.

Keep in mind that romance scenes are short, scripted sequences that are at this point one of the few attractions left in the franchise. It makes sense that BW would put in a large amount of effort into them.

Every non set-piece bit of gameplay we've seen (and even a few of of the scripted ones) have been Thai fuccboi intern/10. The Peebee side mission being released with the massive PRE-RELEASE FOOTAGE disclaimer in bold lettering, followed up by ostensibly NON pre-release footage a few days later that happened to be a set-piece cutscene throws up massive red flags for me.

>>170052514

Thanks for clarifying anon, I've spent so much time on /gsg/ that I thought the enthusiastic caps were a false-flag ruse to emulate a Biodrone only to be followed up by t. HPM

Is MEA going to surpass Witcher 3? I unironically think so after watching all the trailers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9WLMSAYVE

>>170052886
>trying to force your rivalry here too

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>>170052886

>muh forced rivalry shilling

It may have worked for the Marvel and DC interns on /tv/, but it's not going to work here (((anon))).

>>170052886
Kys

>>170052820
t. rob

>>170052945
>>170053047
>rivalry
No I am using it as a medium to judge two rpgs. Why is wrong with that? Replace, Witcher 3 with any X good action rpg.

>>170053162
Kys

>>170053139
t. grandi

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Is givemeentitlements still an option if you're lacking the dlc for ME2 but have the full game or is there a better way of going about it

>>170047362
>a teenager
>a college graduate no less
>in a race as sex-positive and practically-need-to-will-pregnancy as the asari
She might not have taken dick but you better believe she's not a virgin

>>170053139

t. Steamgruppe

>>170053162

Kys

>>170053254
Liara is also an autist who spends all her time being obsessed with protheans. Also she flat out says she's never done the asari sex thing before.

>>170053254
She literally says she is a fucking virgin in the first game. Just like Tali says she is a virgin in the second game.

http://orig00.deviantart.net/d4c4/f/2017/058/e/f/shepard_x_harley_by_becausewhynot01-db0jul8.jpg

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>>170053573
>>170053698

Tbf, Asari virginity doesn't mean jack shit. Their interracial mating tubes making their children genetic templates of themselves unless it involves another Asari and lack of a hyman combined with their voluntary control over reproduction essentially means that they all need to be treated as the hungry cumslut parasites that they are.

I want Femshep to protect me from bullies at school.

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>>170054043

Imagine if you could romance Liara in ME1, Garrus in ME2, and then have a threesome with them in ME3?

Holy fuck I'd masturbate my dick so hard until it was raw and my foreskin started peeling off.

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Thread quality has really decreased lately, late night /meg/ used to be comfy as fuck

>>170054891
I still like it. What would you like to talk about anon, my friend? :)

>>170054891
Newfags

>Romances end with it cutting to a black screen and you fucking them
>Romance with Garrus involves you going on a cute date, smooching, and then shooting things while you tell Garrus that you love him

REEEEEEEEEEE WHY CANT FEM SHEP AND GARRUS BE REAL I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH THEM

Did you guys know that if you recruit Grunt before going to Omega there's a scene where he gets really pissed, kills all of Aria's guards, and rapes her?

>>170055523
Wow!

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>>170055523

>>170055780
Is this a character from DBZ?

>>170055780
Why is he angry?

>>170055780
Holy shit he looks awful

>>170055852
No, He is from Dragonball GT

>>170055981
His wife found out that he lusts over humans

>>170055780
new husbando

Batarians scare me desu.

>>170056192
Why? I don't think they're scary, just kind of ugly and jowly. They're like gross hairless pugs.

>>170056228
Aren't they evil bad guys?

>>170056192
Batarians disgust me.

>>170056279
Well, yeah, kind of, but on a physical level they're not all that scary.

>>170056343
I'd beat a Batarian into a bloody fucking mess if one of them ever came near me.

>>170056487
somebody can't handle the foam

>>170056192
>tfw no abusive batarian gf

>>170056343
yeah, they're like spiders. You don't find them scary, but more like...disgusting.

Vorcha scare me

>>170056596
Are there female Batarians? Are they cute?

200,000 for these spectre weapons in ME3 seem like a fugload. I'm considering buying the Sniper but I'm not sure if it's worth it, currently using the Viper atm as my only weapon as an Adept.

I'm also considering maybe buying the Paladin because the Carnifex was so dope in ME2, do you guys think they're worth it if you aren't a Soldier?

>>170056891
Wraith(shotgun) is god-tier for a Vanguard. Sniper is pretty good. Never used the pistol.
Why would you ever use weapons as an Adept though?

>>170057094
I like the Viper a lot for when some dink is out of range of my biotics. Also someone enemies rush you, and they have shields. Warp doesn't have anything that can instantly take out their shields so if they flank me and I have some dinky pistol I probably die since I'm on Insanity.

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>>170056647
Kinda

>>170054891

>No Tali/Liara/Vetra/Leng spam
>T-thread quality is shit guise =(

Really makes you think

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>>170056061

>>170057204
That's not what I meant at all. Nice projection, though

>>170057167
>shields
Warp - Throw detonates shields.

>>170057439
Warp does like 50% of an enemies shield on Insanity. If only I had the time to double warp someone in my face who can 2 shot me.

I wish we did MEGSEV again, I just miss the waifu hi-jinks

>>170057235
What is that "cliterus" thing?

>>170057472
Not just Warp, Warp -> Throw. You know about biotic detonations, right?

>>170057535
Warp with 200% power recharge still has a 6 second cooldown, using a gun is a lot more reliable when I'm not behind cover.

>>170055780
Of course, only show his torso, that stupid muscle-rabbit skipped leg day

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>>170057528

>>170057603

Even a weak as fuck Angaran would probably have the muscle strength to clench you in half.

>>170057235
Dr.Cumdrip does not look anywhere near as good as that

>>170057583
>Warp with 200% power recharge still has a 6 second cooldown
No it doesn't, more like 2-3 seconds.
Anyway, I certainly wouldn't recommend the sniper rifle, it's too heavy and there aren't really any big maps in ME3 to snipe on.
Wraith would probably be your best bet, it's light, does a lot of damage and has crazy range for a shotgun.

>>170057235
>artist can't spell clitoris

>>170057953
it's probably intentional
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cliterus
not the first time I see someone use cliterus over clitoris

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>>170057603
His thighs are large too

What are some good free to play games to pass the time?

>>170058238
not free but very cheap and great old game:
https://www.gog.com/game/arcanum_of_steamworks_and_magick_obscura

>>170057762
Not if I kick his shins first

>>170058158
But what about rest of his legs?

> Replaying ME3
> Get to Thessia
> Asari Councillor says that they have an artefact that could help them find the catalyst or give some information onit
> Shepard immediately makes the assumption that it IS the catalyst and treats the mission as though if they find the artifact then they'll just be able to go right back to the crucible with it

Why is Shep such a dumbass? Isn't it wrong for someone in the military to make such a fucking baseless assumption?

>>170057762
What if the gravity on their planet is weaker than Earth and their muscle strength is worse than us? Is that why Jaal is so bulbous?

Every time I see a new random npc not apart of your main party I just know their hair and assets are going to be in the CC and copy pasted everywhere.

>>170058745

Considering Ryders shown walking on Angara like it's nothing, I imagine it's the same.

Face it boyo even an Angaran twink could probably wreck you.

>>170058816
An Angara took down a Krogan and pried its headplate off with a knife according to an old gameplay video.

>>170058431
Thanks friendo

>>170058816
>Face it boyo even an Angaran twink could probably wreck you.

Projection much? I wouldn't take my odds against Jaal but I could deliver a nice kick on any one those Z-legged fuckers.

t. Bosnischer Basketballspieler

>>170058957
>https://www.gog.com/game/arcanum_of_steamworks_and_magick_obscura
their legs freaking me out

>>170058957
>Z-legged
It's called digitigrade, you philistine.

>>170058957
I prefer the term dog legs

>>170047441
Liara says she is a virgin in the first game

>>170057898
>wraith

patrician tastes of a true professional

>He plays as Femshep
>His armor isn't cute and purple

Fuck you if you do this.

>>170059147
yeah same

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Would you eat one her cookies? Keep in mind that you need to help her start a second turian civil war to replace the hierarchy with a republic

>>170059380
I'd put a bullet in her head for ever thinking of such treasonous thoughts

>Tfw not hyped but actually a little hyped because even though I feel the game isn't gonna be great I feel it is at the same time

Does anyone else feel like this

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>>170059486
Day One Plans:
Step 1. Finish installing game from pre-load
Step 2. Disregard campaign
Step 3. Fire up multiplayer

>CLAYMORE SOLDIER HERE WE GO

>>170059380
Can I just give a hug instead? I really don't want to join her in a execution for treason

>>170059380
Stop posting this hideous fucking art and kill yourself.

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>>170059657
>they'll never make a Multiplayer-Only edition of the game and cut down at least 30gb of unnecessary download

I wish all singleplayer fags would stop existing

>>170059870
Is that you in that pic? I hope you pull the trigger, fag.

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>>170059870
>tfw I became engrossed in this series because of the story and its characters
>Now one of the only reasons I'd even buy Andromeda is for the multiplayer
How times curiously change

Reddit memes are better than /feg/ memes.

>>170060117
You're holding the series back anon.

The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can move on.

>>170060310
oops I typo'd I meant /meg/ memes.

>>170059380
Anything that lets me mow down those hypocritical space-pterodactyls, she can keep the cookie

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>>170056061
Everybody loves Jaal: the devs, the guys who got to try the game sooner, the reviewers. He is solemn and kind, but also funny as fuck because he can't understand Milky Way jokes and when he tries to use them he uses the wrong.

also his sex scene is rumored to be hot and cool as fuck, "straight out of a good romance book", with Jaal asking female Ryder if she wants to continue the relationship in a more serious, official way like Garrus does in ME3. So I'm pretty sure angaran are pretty monogamous and consider close-family bonds important. The leak also said the ones of non traditional marriages will be with Jaal

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>>170060750

> yfw you'll never get to fug an exotic alien when you should be focused on colonizing the human race

>>170060750
*one of the non-traditional marriages

>>170060750
I want to fuck Jowl

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>>170060750
>non traditional marriages
>marriages

You can get married in Andromeda? How many years does this game span? 10?

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>>170060750
According to the official timeline, Scott and Sarah Ryder are 21 or 22 years old when they arrive in Andromeda (+623 years of cryogenic sleep on their shoulders, but I guess those don't count)

>mfw I play as a virgin female Ryder whose first partner is going to be a big-ass, smooth, gentleman squid alien from another galaxy

>>170060895

It's probably a few months at least, since you can build outposts and the Nexus, though the non-traditional marriage thing is probably just some small angaran ceremony or some shit

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>>170060895
the devs said there will be non-traditional marriages in the game, but refused to say anything else. Andromeda may last more than a year: after all you have to colonize new planets, build the Nexus, travel everywhere and even if the game doesn't officially tells you, you can imagine all that stuff can take several months, up to one year or even more

also dangerous situations tend to make relationships stronger, because you go through shit every day and you might not see your loved one the next day. So it's perfectly reasonable to get married even after one year in those situations.

Is there anyone at all playing Multiplayer or is it impossible to find a game?

>>170061152

Plus the 'marriage' itself would probably be very low key.

>Roped in by flashy, polished looking combat
>everyone looks like garbage and the story was written by a bunch of hacks less fucking talented than me
Jesus.
Well, at least I pre-ordered it from a shady Grey market keysite so Bioware hopefully won't see any of my cash for this fiasco.

>>170060750
Peebee is the marketing darling but most of the devs have indeed proclaimed their love for Jaal. He an Vetra are far and away the reviewer favorites too.

As for all of the information on him, everything is correct but the marriage thing. That's speculation because at one point a dev said something really fucking vague about non traditional marriage practices for Andromeda. People are just connecting it with Jaal since he's the most alien guy on our team.

I hope Renegade has some meaning in the vast new frontier. I want to drop a few meteorites on colonies and leave a trail of bodies in my wake. I am going to go full renegade for my first play through, no mercy.
I want to make a fat neckbearded katana wielding fedora-lord blush at how edgy my Ryder is.

>>170058640
>someone in the military does something dumb
oh no stop the presses

>>170059657
Looking forward to the MP too with all the new movement etc

Still a little disappointed they're removing some MP characters and classes though, I know they said MP is more closely tied with the story but i'd rather they kept everything from 3 and built from there

>>170061204
I can still find a game but it takes a bit to find 2 more people for the team.

>>170061529

Well we already know you can just walk off instead of checking on your potentially braindead sibling, that shit is hilarious.

Plus you can probably play up your daddy issue angst once Alecs gone.

>>170061669
yeah

with all the high mobility stuff, i wonder if there's a soldier or sentinel class that sacrifices the jump pack for durability so you can just lay hate

>>170061050
>>170061152
Makes sense if it's an angaran thing I guess, other cultures will approach love diferently.

I don't know man, between the Kett, Scourge, finding a home and resources for mankind, Remnants, something like that would probably be at the bottom of the priority list for Ryder & co.

>>170059380
Too far, cookie turian, your humanboo ways went too far.

>>170061529
I thought Paragon-Renegade thing was removed, and being a psycopath likely means no waifus either

>>170061976
Have they confirmed completely what classes will be coming back from 3?

I know Geth and Collector are unfortunately out, but i'd hope that the N7 classes are back, would be fun as fuck playing the N7 Destroyer, flying about, dropping grenades on eveything and being a flying turret essentially

>>170062047
I'll trade waifus for genocide.

>>170062063
I would assume the heavy durability and firepower classes would have limited mobility compared to the baseline

The N7 classes are going to be weird, the specific ones we saw from ME3 were developed (in game, anyway) as a direct result of the reaper war but I'm sure they'll eventually make an appearance

>geth are out
>no stomping around as a geth destroyer with the damage reduction build

>ME3 literally doesn't even matter, even if Shep flat-out failed Humanity and the other Ark races would still survive in a different galaxy
lmao

>>170043487

I wonder why Cora isn't made Pathfinder when Alec disappears/is killed, she IS his second in command. The only way I can imagine you getting the position would be if you do something extraordinary enough to deserve it, or if Alec passes you the role himself before he disappears/dies.

Honestly I can't wait for Cora to be salty at us for getting the position instead of her

>20k colonists
That seems way too few to maintain a stable human population...
>that jarring as fuck wakeup, no cryopod fluff just "LOL LOOK HE JUST JOSTLED AWAKE"
uhhh

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>>170062287
Will be interesting, probably extreme sexual tension if you decide to fugg her.

>scruffy five o clock shadow
I get the feel you'd be clean shaven for medical reasons upon entering cryostasis.

>>170062221
Maybe, but it's a nice thought being a heavy like class and swooping in just to mow them all down

Honestly i'm just a little annoyed if they remove most of the classes, like I said it'd be better to keep most and build on them and improve instead of just outright removing them

I'm gonna miss my Gurth Prime

>hammy dialogue and second-rate voice actors to deliver it
Mmm yes Bioware.

>>170062341

Actually they could do it with as few as 14,000. given the fact that they probably also have genetic screening technology shit, it could probably be even lower.

>>170062341
Minimum viable population is between 500 to 1000, 20.000 is a pretty good number.

>>170062430
>gurth prime
>big mclargehuge, m-76 revenant preacher of the latter day consensus
>heavy melee CC's and recharges your shields
>do it to a banshee
>HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT CONSENSUS, YOU FUCKING HERETIC?

Coras eyes are too far apart.

>>170062713

they seem fine to me

>>170062713
A wide field of vision greatly facilitates her chances of locating the manager.

>>170062746
They're practically on the side of her goddamn face, what is she a Chameleon?

>>170062754
stop

>>170062791
I'll stop once we get a mod to change her haircut

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>>170062791

they really aren't

>>170062830
>50 year old woman
>haircut like some emo 16 year old girl

>>170062954
How old is Cora anyway? Late 30s/Early 40s?

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>>170063006
subtract 10 years

>>170063006

I'd say early/mid thirties at most

She is the second in command, so I get why she couldn't have been as young as Ryder.

>>170063006
I don't get the reason for this "lol Cora is old af" meme. She looks about as old as your average 30-35 year old woman. people here need to get out more.

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>>170063241
Probably because she was supposed to be your boss and answer directly to Alec, she's also pretty similar to Cass from Inquisition (who is in her 40s) so there's that.

>>170063241
most of the retards in here are barely old enough to drink, that's why they think women in their thirties is "lol old af"

>>170063387

I thought Cass was like, mid/late thirties? She certainly didn't look forty.

Though yeah, people complaining about Cora's age are stupid, 30's is a fine age for her since she needs to have some level of experience to be a second in command.

>>170063387
Cass is in her 30s tho.

>>170063510
Cass is in her 40s, she is born at 9:04 Dragon and Inquisition begins in 9:42 D and ends in 9:44.

>>170063583

Jesus, she has really good skin for someone her age

>>170063583
Which means she's in her 30s in Inquisition.

Unless you aren't able to do basic math.

>>170063583
Holy freak she's only 38 minutes old in Dragon Age Inquisition?

Holy freak Dragon Age Inquisition only lasts 2 minutes?

>>170063241
Some shots of have those huge bags under her eyes.

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>>170063676
Inquisition has come and gone, she's in her 40s in the game universe after the events of Trespasser.

It's ok to romance a mature lady anon, I liked her too

>>170063717
hawhawhaw

>>170063717
yeah it's a pretty short game, no idea why it got a 40 GB download.

>>170063241
But I'm not making fun of it?

She should be older for someone in her position, unless you're an anime loving retard who grew up thinking that teenagers instantly get promoted to leadership positions.

>>170060750
I was so sad because of lack of male Turian to romance, but Jaal's romance sounds really really good.