/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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irrefutable

>>169981715
why yes i would love online to be even more empty

content? detail? whats that just give me a fuckhuge world with nothing in it because just cause 2 was the best game ever made

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>when you help bae get a haircut

>>169981550
this is cute, anon

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>>169982374
Why are you such a creep?

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>>169982664
but i'm just helping

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>>169982764
Holy fuck that's an ancient pic

>>169981715
>This is in GTA VI
>Trying to make money in GTAO2
>Have apartment and business in LC
>Stuff spawns in LS

Fuck that

Why isn't there total freedom when picking clothes in singleplayer?
if you try and mix a top and bottom the game don't like it fits you with something else.

And why are there so few haircuts to choose from? Franklin got a few but trevor and michael only got 2-3.

>>169985140
>could have ingame jobsearch site where players can hire other players to handle jobs in other cities
>rate players based on performance and form alliances to expand your business opportunities
>form mapwide teams of skilled players to complete large scale heists
>finally players have a reason to interact with each other in ways that don't involve shooting them

>>169985908
That sounds absolutely nightmarish. Just unfathomably awful.

>>169986279
I mean who wants to play online games with other people, let's just have 10 people running around a lobby playing solo grind and killing anyone that gets close enough for the game or render them.

>>169985908
>players can hire other players to handle jobs
I believe that's called a crew, corporation or motorcycle club you fucking dipshit.

Sounds like your problem isn't the game but that you don't have any friends to play with. Sorry about that.

How bannable is to get money from other players using mods?

>>169988869
yes

Sup guys, did you miss me? I don't feel like working so I'll take whatever you have about Cunning Stunts 2.

>>169989015
In a scale from 0 to 10 pls

>>169989518
yes

>>169989518
>>169989582
What do you know about Cunning Stunts 2?

>>169988869
I haven't gotten banned for it, but I didn't buy gta money or anything, it was just random hackers feeling generous

>>169989614
how many shark cards do i need to buy?

>>169989702
I can get you a good deal

>>169989614
Everything

я нeнaвижy бpoниpoвaнных Кypyмa ниггepoв пpocтo oтвaли и дaй мнe бeжaть coздaeт___}}}

>>169989965
cyka blyat

>>169989939
I'm all ears!

>>169987147
The idea was to expand it beyond playing with people you already know, give randoms a reason to cooperate and let the players that are interested in making money gravitate together without needing to fuck around on SC or discord or whatever else, they wouldn't even need to stay together, a player could help out for one mission and then jump to a different CEO, hopping from group to group as hired muscle.

I really like meeting random people in online games, playing together for a bit and then going our own ways without any expectation on either side, some of my best memories come from these short-term connections with complete strangers and it's what keeps me interested in games instead of just paying singleplayer and dropping it once I've had my fill.

>>169990054
It's going to be shit

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Arcadius or Maze Tower?

>>169990598
i like online games for those reasons too
gta needs to somehow cut down the waiting time on load screens, and improve the interface for making events and stuff happen. it's buried under lots of menu shit.

>>169990808
i chose maze. im watching ppl have huge gunfights from my garage window (the garage windows are massive) it's nice

>>169990968
What do you know about Cunning Stunts 2, and when do you think it will be released?

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Bordered Windowless or Fullscreen? I've been using Fullscreen but the slow typing alt tab bug pisses me off no end. I also think I get stutter/worse FPS in borderless but maybe it's just in my head.

>>169991396
Yesterday

>>169991915
I wasn't asking you

>>169991396
i know nothing about it, i only came back to gta 2 days ago

>>169991613
i use bordered windlowless and sometimes it bugs out but 99 percent of the time its fine

>>169991613
You do get stutters in borderless because rockstar is shit.

Install "borderless gaming" from the GitHub and it makes GTA run in borderless window without the stutter. Make sure you launch the program while GTA is in window mode. The program will then make that window the resolution of your screen with no window border.

>>169991613
Honestly I play windowed and just deal with it, it lets you play with another window selected which is really great when you're waiting on a loading screen and need to shitpost.

>>169991613
I use borderless window so I can tab out without the game having an autism attack

it also prevents you from being kicked from a lobby if you tab out for more than a minute

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>be doing heist with shitters
>drive like 5 hours to the mission
>we get there and a shitter shoots an explosive barrel
>blows up the car and kills everyone
>shitter leaves

>>169993229
>muh shitters!!!!1!!11!!!1!
fuck off kid you're just bad

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>>169993429
Same shit just happened again, why do people quit after one death?

>>169993615
>he's never done something so unbelievably stupid you just have to leave before you embarrass yourself further

I normally stick at it and try to make it up but sometimes I feel like it's better I just leave and let them find someone that's not a drooling retard

>>169993970
I just got a notification about being a bad sport because I left the game early, shitter was shooting my car and about to suicide with an RPG.

>>169982664
Who's the semen demen on the right?

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>>169993970
>do 4 player mission
>retards keep jumping out of heli and killing themselves
>they finally stop doing it after 4 tries
>I get the tail stuck in a pole and slam it in the ground killing everyone when landing
>unplug power cable

>gta 5 tried to make 'realistic' running and walking
>it just makes moving the character janky as fuck and trying to run up stairs or get into specific places is tiresome
>meanwhile kiddies with 500 rank + the extra hp + the mlg sniper just spam strafe in autistic sniper shootouts for muh epeen (kdr)

it's shit like this that makes gta 5 online suck really, really bad

it's a decent sim for cruising around in nice cars tho

Any non-shitters want to do the prison heist?

>infernus
>monroe
>zentorno
>vacca
>tempesta
>reaper

Do we really need this many lamborghinis? I mean, I could still dig the Infernus Classic, if that's a proper countach type thing, but this is getting fucking ridiculous.

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

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>>169997152

So what cars besides the turismo and infernus classic do we know are coming in the next update?

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>>169996782
They won't stop until they add every single Lamborghini clone, including the tractors.

>>169997983
The shorttail Tyrus thing they previewed but that's it.

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>>169997983
The street Tyrus.

>>169998107
>Lamborghini tractor
Farming DLC when?

>>169998107

why contain it?

>>169998220
>no retarded long ass

Good. I'll replace my Tyrus with this new one.

>>169996782
I'd be down for a countach, but I just want more classic cars in general. sick of them adding these tasteless supercars to the game instead of actually good looking cars

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>>169998217
>>169998220
>We can finally get a "tyrus" without the pisswasser logo

>>169998220
So is this the Tyrus Custom, or a new car?

Will it have downforce?

Taking all bets.

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>>169997983
Dear god I hope there will be the option to remove the roof.

>>169999425
surely there must be.

>>169994782
don't blame the players for that one, blame the developer who threw in first person mode as a gimmick.

>>169998107
So let's assume the 2 new cars are a F40 and countach. How much do you guys think they will cost?

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>>170000497
one megaladon shark card.

>>170000497
Assuming they're Benny mods, probably around $800k. If not, around $1m-$1.5m.

is there really no way to modify the ruiner to have the glass or panels put into the t-top roof? I'm gonna have to find one that spawned with them?

>>170001475
no, that's the GP1
it's only natural considering the infographic with the t20 in it

>>169998796
New car, no downforce, generic filler trash to drain your wallet before they unveil the new $6mil classbreaker.

>>170000497
based on how much money people are making with I/E, probably a lot. Somewhere around the 2 million ballpark.

Performance makes a difference though, if they're actually high-tier super cars they're gonna be insane, if they're a bit slower and off the pace then maybe a bit more reasonable, but still pricey.

>>169994089
catower, she will readily put out if you give her even the minimalist attention

>>170002263
Given they are going to be based off older cars I'm not expecting X80, Nero, or Tyrus levels of performance. They'll still be good however.

Why are there so many faggots online who treat this game like it's call of duty?

>>170006053
Both games attract the same kind of people

>>170008928
I come for the clothing options honestly.

>>169988869
You'll never get banned for this, only when J* decides to do haxbux sweep you might lose that cash, and that's about it.

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FYI

horris' dick makes me fly higher and scream harder than blater's

do i really need to get a private dance for "enjoy your stay"

i'm just going to pop the entire club afterwards anyway

>>170000497
>So let's assume the 2 new cars are a F40 and countach
Yeah, let's assume.

Please don't fuck this up rockstar. I need my F40 and Countach bad.

Add in a Gargoyle Custom and some apartments in Chumash and I'll be fucking set, I'll never ask for anything in the game again.

All i want is a mansion

If you get banned from gta online, do you lose single player access?

>f40
>countach
where's the fucking testarossa?

>>170010808
You never know, that might be what the Turismo Classic ends up being, but I doubt it.

I'd be doubtful though. That new Tyrus thing takes enough design ques from it that I think it's the closest we're getting, but, hey, you never know >>169998220

i want more lamar and gang stuff

https://youtu.be/eB99S8tyvcY?t=2m29s

1609k

>>170011062
those low-rider missions are way too hard for their own good. with a crew of people you know it's one thing, but going in with randoms they're ridiculous.

please don't make fun of me for being bad at video games

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>>170011782
well yeah i'm going to make fun of you

this is a casual game, literally all you have to do is point shoot and heal while making sufficient use of cover

it'll get easier as you learn the map anon

>tfw finish 2nd and 3rd in almost every fucking race I enter in this game

>>170013064
if you're not first you're last faggot
no such thing as a podium place here

What do you think the final update will be?

>>169985242
Clothes in SP are tailored to each body. Trevor is skinny, Franklin has muscles and Michael is a chubby fuck. Also it fits their style, you can't see Franklin wearing a dress.

>>170013404
Casino Heist

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>>170013064
>tfw finish first almost every race I enter unless someone actually good joins

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>>169969337
>games dead bro
>753 replies and 162 images

Tripfagging. Not even once.

>>170015086
>700 replies in a week is good

Overwatch general hits that every few hours

>>170015429
But GTAV is a 6 year old game

>>170015429
Overwatch attracts desperate /v/irgins and thot chasers.

Your point is?

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>Rockstar bringing back more classics
>From GTA3

Vice City had the best supers & San Andreas had the best sports cars. GTA3 didn't have shit other than pic related.

>>170009284
>motion of the ocean argument
Size is all that matters. That's why you should just fuck a donkey which would put even blasters dick to shame.

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>>170017050
I have been looking at bad-dragon a lot lately.

>>170015086
It's pretty fucking dead m8, I can understand if you just barely showed up and you have nothing to compare the current status of /gtao/ to but it used to be way livelier. The update drought since this year started just made it worse. A lot of the posts here are just empty shitposts for the sole purpose of saving the general being bumped off page 10.

>>170017232
This general is in a mid update slump, a long one for sure but not full dead yet. I've seen generals die, and it ain't pretty.
>I miss you /wgg/

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>>170015429
>700 replies in a week
>753 replies in three days

Only one of these is true.
And only one of us knows how to read.

>>170018060
But it's not you.
Threads that last more than a day are as good as dead, especially for a high profile game like GTA, on weekends threads with that kind of speed are pretty much guaranteed to get bumped off

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>>170018413
>But it's not you
>proceeds to argue points that I didn't even bring up in my original post

Still waiting for proof that you know how to read.

By the way, the fact that you're even replying to me is proof that this game isn't dead.

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What a wildcard, Rockstar didn't specifically state the Infernus would resemble the GTA3 version, just that it made its debut from the game. It could be any of these.

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>>170019958
>it will be SA one

>>170017210
>wanting animals inside of you
first it's niggers then it's some other animals

>>170020306
You could say niggers are gateway animal

>>170020291
I'd be okay with any of them but the SA one has the most Benny potential.

>>170019958
I'm hoping for the SA one if it gets pop up headlights

Friendly reminder that /gtag/ will never be this good with their videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7-rqNIAho

>they will never add a late 40's roadster to the game that you can customize at benny's

>>170021169
>When you're so butthurt over getting droned in real life you make videos of you droning others in video games
>Not even a sophisticated drone, some wal-mart shit dropping dirty bombs

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>>170021640
>in video games

Really makes you think desu.

>>170021763
That'd be impressive if I wasn't so sure it was Iraqi military.

>>170021169
is this shit for real

>>170022019
>implying kufr americ*ns wouldn't get destroyed by them

>>170022681
yes, the mujahideen do this now

>>170017210
>Those man hands
You almost had me fooled

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>>170024594
i'm an old woman doing blue collar work for most of my life what do you want.

>spend half an hour redesigning character
>load in
>looks great
>next day
>character has 1/2 inch deep wrinkles around nose
what the fuck I am so fucking mad right now holy shit

>>170025953
Good news! You can fix that with plastic surgery, for only $100,000 (Or one Red Shark Cash Card)!

>>170015429
overwatch is a shitty memegame for faggots, sheeple, and other annoying cunts

>>170026394
I already did to do the redisign in the first place. I though it was just me being shit at the editor before, but now it just happens at random.

>>170026695
but it's fun

>>170027628
yeah i'm not surprised it's fun, generally that genre of game is fun. But it's a fun game covered in a big pile of poop. That's my opinion anyways.

>Failed to find a compatible GTA Online session containing crew members
Does anybody in the PC group even play the game?

>>170028342
Discord has their own safe space sessions that most random /gtag/ members won't get into

>>170028342
>Unable to connect to Rockstar game services
it waited 5 minutes to tell me this

>>170028342
There's definitely one session with gtag going, but I get stuck loading when I try to get into it.

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>>169981550
FUTO

What do you know about THE PICNIC?

>>170025953
you aged nibba
just get some anti age cream

>>170019958
SA one looks like the old NSX. I approve.

guys, I'm going to need you to talk me into kms

>just started downloading the game to transfer character from ps3 to peecee

>>170028720
who can I join on to get in?

>>170029271
I was just using the join friends option, and the few that were online were in the same session. I don't remember who all it was though.

Got banned at the beginning of the tuner update
Have an itch to play again, is it worth buying and transferring over a modded ps3 account?

anyone have the link to the pc discord safespace group

What's the current money maker? Is TT still a thing?

>>170032850
>What's the current money maker?
import/export, which is buying a CEO office and then a vehicle warehouse

>>170033005

Is that faster than alternating crates/VIP work in a Buzzard?

>>170030980
nope

>>170033429
I'd say so, crates take too long to build up and you won't make as much money doing VIP work as you will with sourcing/selling cars

>>170030980
That will get you banned

>>170033429
Crates/import export is the fastest way, buy 3 crates while you're waiting for the 20 minute cool down, then do a VIP work if you have extra time.

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>40 gigs to go

Kifflom

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>Schafter V12
>Fastest 4 seat car
>One of the best engine sounds
>Doesn't share the customization options of the Schwartzer

God dammit man, I just want to make it completely debadged and remove the front license plate. Why do they do this?

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Some giant invisible box keeps appearing at this intersection in La Mesa. I've changed servers a few times and it's still there. Anyone else run into this?

>>170039093
Gotta restart your game, bud. I've had a jet crash IN my apartment that stayed with me when I changed servers.

>Try to enjoy new stunt races.
>See lots of dindu's on white tron bites.
>At least one of them is glitching or something.
>nick name them white chocolate niggers
And there's
>That one racer.
>barely moves around the finish line.
>they move just enough to not get kicked for idling.

Why do they do this? Those poor tron bikes deserve so much better.

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?????????????????????????

>>170028342
they do, but when they do they're stuck in the edgy always offline phase.

stop this.

get some help.

>>170041630

That's pretty cool.

>>170041630
The only way to make the yacht fun and worthwhile.

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>>170041630
>GTA V x EVE Online
never ever

>>170041630
The ultimate in air defense warfare.

>>170041630
Is this what the next GTAO update is adding? Warship bossfights?

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What are your top 5 favorite cars?

>>170042627
bifta
phoenix
double-t
elegy retro custom
schafter v12 armored

which cars have doors that open upwards?

>>170042627
Trophy Truck
T20
Manchez
Comet
Felon

>>170042627
Implying
Anyone
Reads
This
Shit

>>170042627
Tropos Rallye
Ruiner
Elegy Retro Custom
Stinger GT
ETR1

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Best clubhouse?

Do you like yours?

I'm about to buy a clubhouse.

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>>170042627
blista compact
ruiner
bestia
elegy custom retro
armored shafter v12

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>>170046207
>that weak fggt

You know I am a bigger guy, cat.

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WHY THE FUCK WILL NO ONE JOIN MY HEIST LOBBIES

IT TAKES LONGER TO SET UP THE FUCKING HEIST THAN TO PLAY THE MISSION

>>170047493
have you asked gtag or randos in a session

>>170041630
It's from a mod menu called force. There are options that allow you to spawn that with various customization.

>>170048154
Asked gtag where?

Also I requested to join the gtag crew, is it any use for this sort of thing or do people not bother joining?

>>170042627
Elegy retro
Unarmored Kuruma
Sultan RS
Massacro
Stirling GT

>>170042627
armoured karuma
armoured karuma
armoured karuma
armoured karuma
armoured karuma

Just hit level 100 and apparently it automatically 100% armours all your cars, is that true? I don't want that shit as it ruins the damage model, you crash your car 100 times and it looks like you barely went through a chain link fence.

>>170050049
That's a stupid theory who told you that

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>>170049848
you had 5 chances to spell that shit right and you still dont

>>170049848
>Karuma
It's nearly 2 YEARS since the Heist update was released, and we still have fucktards that can't spell the Kuruma correctly.

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>>170050134
It's on the unlock list 'Auto Armor 100%'?

>>170050049
>>170050256
>>170050134
No that's bullshit, it just unlocks the upgrade.
I'm well above 300 and I have many cars that don't have an armour upgrade and damage normally (at least GTA V normal).

>>170050475
Ah, maybe I'm reading 'Auto' as 'Automatic' when it means 'Automobile'.

>>170050609
Is this in the in-game list? I might have to see what it really says.

Either way, it's just an unlock (you can check by creating a second account

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>>170042627

Buccaneer
Dukes
Blade
Tampa
Nightshade

>>170050164
>mfw my friend calls it the Armored Akuma all the fucking time

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My crew emblem tattoo randomly changed to the fucking IGN logo and I'm not even in any IGN crews, what the shit? My active crew is the same as it's always been.

>>170050772
Dunno, it's just what websites list it as. Not sure if it says it anywhere in game.

>>170050158
>>170050164
It's the same thing for all intensive purposes.

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>>170000497
Odds are they'll both be under 1.5mil. I only hope that the Countach isn't the most expensive out of the two. I hope...

>>169996782
The Reaper is not a Lamborghini

>>170042627
Ruiner
Intruder
Sultan
Cavalcade
Buffalo S

>>170027628
Popping acid and diving into a river of shit sounds like fun, but that doesn't change the fact you just jumped into a river of shit.

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completed criminal mastermind
what do i blow all the money on and then regret later

>>170050164
It's nearly 16 YEARS since GTA3 was released, and we still have fucktards that can't spell the Kuruma correctly.

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>>170052447

>>170052447
Yacht

Think the update will come out at the end of this event?

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>>170052447
Shotaro and a yacht

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Karuma driver here.

Why do I never find you kinds of faggots that bag on Karumas. I ALWAYS catch Supers and Insurgents alike, because I am a Pro Racer level driver. I rely on you fags crashing - which you always do. I can literally catch you with a 3 block head start. Position myself so you can't sticky me, then pop you in the head with the micro SMG in under 3 seconds.

Very rarely am I killed, and if I'm ever killed 99% of the time its by explosion. I then go to passive mode on > free insurance claim > mechanic > get in karuma > passive mode off.

This rarely happens though because before I kill them, I scout whether they have a homing launcher drawn. If they do I just kill them using AI cars for cover.

Most of the time though, the players in freemode all cluster together like trapped rats in alleyways and building apertures. While I circle around them like an apex predator waiting for them to come out in my streets.

Pic related, it's my bitch

>>170052850
You literally made that post just to trigger the spelling freaks here.

>Pic related, it's my bitch
Lol the least you could've done is flipped the picture so it doesn't lead to the GTA Wiki

Is this game gonna have any new updates

how to join /gtag/ crew?

>>170053537
Read the OP fagatron

>>170053537
Sorry, no shitters allowed.

>>170048625

Post platform and SC name F*CKER so people know to accept you.

My SC name is 'Cookybiscuit', want in on the PC crew, ty senpai.

>>170052034
Uhhhh

Yes it is.

>>170054151
Umm, no sweetie.

>>170054170
Then what is it you turbonegro

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>>170054151
It's based on the Lykan Hypersport you faggot

>>170054332
That looks nothing at all like the Reaper. Are you high?

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>>170054440
Of course it does you mastercuck

Not only it borrows it shape, even details like the front pillars are present. Not to mention it doesn't look like any Lamborghini, other than vague design cues

>playing humane lab EMP
>drive allllllllllll the way to the insergent
>driive alllllllllllllllllll the way to the outpost thing
>get there
>fail once
>guy quits

??/

>>170052850
lols

more meme posts pls

can someone write a meme post about the lvl 300+ guys that wear full operator gear, spam rpgs, strafe snipe like meth addicted crabs and get into autistic shit throwing in the chat

Currently afk-ing this heist mission and enjoying some german kid losing his mind while the other two shitters repeatedly mess up the mission, it's been going on for like 45 minutes.

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Do you put engravings on your guns?

>>170057269

I barely put anything on my guns. A couple of them have extended mags, but only the ones that look good with them.

Clean aesthetics>tacticool shit

>>170057347
Literally 'I'm gay' the post.

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>>170057621

lmao get a load of this faggot with the flashlight on every gun

>>170057662
>sorry I died for the 40th time in this heist guys
>ye fuck having more ammo
Retard.

>>170057715

>playing heists

What kind of fucking pleb am I talking to here?

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>>170057347
>not wanting your Special Carbine to look like a dick and balls

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>>170057715

>guys why wont you get into my armored kuruma? ;_;

What do you guys think the gunrunning DLC will be, another aspect of CEO like I/E, added to bike clubs, or a third option separate from either?

I would like to think it'll be CEO but they'll probably make it separate to milk even more money from you.

Is it really worth upgrading from the Nero to the Nero Custom from a performance perspective? That custom spoiler is ugly as sin.

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>>170056035
level 300 only? I've seen level 50s pulling that shit man

>meme post
closest I got from yesterday

>>170058243

Who cares about performance? The spoiler gets ugly so don't do it.

>>170058243
according to broughy, 1:01:495 for the regular, 1:01.061 for the custom.

Personally, I kept the regular and just bought a Tempesta instead, but I've played the Nero is perfectly driveable.

>>170057872
Oddly enough I like the stupid ball look that can come with some guns in video games when it comes to the mag
Still liked the extended magazine look on the spec carbine though

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In gta5 sp where do you buy food to restore health? Can you buy more and keep it in inventory?

>>170058786
>singleplayer
>food

only in the mmo

>>170057347
I don't put a silencer on my gun because I get a unique suicide animation

>>170042627
We counting bikes?

Mamba
Bati 801rr
Ruiner
Hakuchou Drag
Gargoyle

>>170045714
I have the one in south vespucci, I REALLY like it, exterior, interior, location, all of it, though the location's mostly nice because it's so close to pretty much all of my other properties aside from my vehicle warehouse.

My only complaint, there's a staircase on the side that leads up to a second story door, and the clubdhouse has the second story, but the door's not functional. It's not huge, and that's a real stretch, but I always thought that would have been neat.

>>170057269
Etched wood on sniper rifle, pink on combat mg, the fancy skin on the AP pistol, that's it. Some of the revolver skins are acceptable, but I don't have them equipped.

>>170058243
I actually prefer how the tail end looks on the custom, the default nero's rear is really awkward and ugly imo.

Also, you realize you can customize the spoiler on the custom right? It's not just the big massive one that comes by default? There are several spoiler options

>>170016331
Mein Neger! But the Sentinel XS in Vice City is better anyway.

>>170042627
Schafter
Cognoscenti
Jackal
Pigalle
Blista Compact

>>170058786
>where do you buy food to restore health?
same places where you'd get snacks in MP, except the blips aren't included on the map

can't store them by the way so 99% of the time it's better to just sleep

Anyone want to heist? I'm about to lose my fucking mind with the amount of shitters I've had to deal with.

>>170059329
None of the spoilers have a patch on the Nero's active spoiler.

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>>170056035
Listen kid, I'm level 300 and I have my stealth stat all the way maxed out. I spend 90% of my time off the radar using BST. I can sneak up on any one of you because my navy seal training has taught me how to use the environment to remain undetected. I have camouflage loadouts for every part of the city and it's the last thing you'll never see right before I take your bounty. During the day you wont find me, and during the night I hunt you with my night vision goggles. All of my weapons are silenced and my sniper rifle has over ten thousand confirmed kills. If you have a radar blip, you deserve a visit from it. I bet a scrub like you even pays for chrome motorcycle rims.

>>170042627
Dukes
Mamba Topless
Pure Black Buffalo S
Seven-70
Infernus

>>170059126
i think ur neat

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>>170056035

>>170060868
fucking perfect, you nailed it. The last lobby I was in had two guys in the same crew that were getting into autistic sniper fights with ppl, and they were constantly talking about hey there were 'not shooting as good as usual' and they kept mentioning bst and shit.

>>170061096
ffffffffffffffffuck this is perfect as well.

So if the Turismo Classic and Infernus Classic are indeed the F40 and Countach, obviously the Turismo Classic's gotta be Torino Red, but what should I do about the Infernus Classic? That Torino Red is pretty iconic on it, but if I'm already getting the bright red Turismo Classic, and I already have a few other bright red cars in my garage, is it too much? Should I go with something else? Yellow maybe?

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best

>>170061813
the sports version is much more fun to drive and always will be. The 900r has always had boring and predictable handling that makes even other supers seem like out-of-control sports cars. You really have to be one boring fuck to prefer the 900r.

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>>170061956
no u

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>>170061660
If it is a Countach i'm gonna make it look like pic related or go full on Lance Vance Dance mode and white it the fuck out but i bet everyone and there mothers mother is gonna do that

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>>170041630

>>170062126
>>170061813
At least give it a better colour combo.

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>>170061813
>>170062126
>no open roof

Can you change your online character's gender yet or should I not even bother reinstalling?

Should I get the Stinger topless or the Stinger GT?

I like the hard top and more racing orientation of the GT, but I really don't like how the engine looks, or the tail end in general, I prefer the tail end of the topless, but I miss the roof, and still admit I like the idea of the grand tourer version more for what the car is.

>>170063371
that would be useful and rockstar don't do that anon you know this

>>170063948
Ok, I'll check back in another six months I guess.

>>170063371

faggot detected

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>>170063085
like what? lime-pink?
>>170063149
>customized widebody viper
>open roof
nigga you gay?

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Alright, here's how it goes.
In one of the next updates the little Obey beauty from around the corner will get the Benny's treatment.

She didn't get much love from the beginning and yet has a lot of opportunity. Looking at famous Benny transformations like Banshee, Sultan, Comet or the Elegy, this would fit the the category.

A few possibilities that I can think of. Hopefully not the shitty Le Mans on the bottom right.

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>>169981509
>tfw waiting on update

>>170065150
god yes please

>>170065168
oh hi stan

>Daemon gets a custom version
>Hexer doesn't

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>170065456
I still use my original Daemon, before the custom version came about.

It's weird how much customization it already had, for a vehicle that was so hard to get.

>be in gta session with two other gtag anons
>suddenly teleported to airfield
>dancing
>then blown up
>then after that game crashes
I like it better when they gave you money

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>>170065150

It would look like this.

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>>170061813
No.

>Source a car
>Gotta stay about 56 MPH bomb deal
>No problem since I'm on a long straight road
>Bar is full green
>Suddenly rear left tire burst into flames
>Repair cost $12,000
>Explodes

Well that was some bullshit.

>>170067595
>55 MPH bomb
>it spawned right near my warehouse
>have to try and make u turns and circle around on the highway without damaging the car and dropping under 55 for more than a few seconds
now that was a bit of a silly one

>"Alright boss, this one's out at sea! You're gonna need a cargo-"
>spawn buzzard
>fly to cargo ships
>blow up target vehicle
yeah nah, I ain't doing that shit

is there a faster way to cancel a source mission, without leaving the session? Or do you just have to blow up the car?

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>>170066918
fuck off, x80fag

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>Trying out new bikes
>Nightblade is nice
>Avarus are is okay
>Want to like them
>They have some of the most retarded license plate positioning in history
>No option to remove it on either of them

This kills the bike.

>>170066918
>superbabby thinks his opinion matters

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>>170068971
>poor baby thinks his opinion matters

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>>170068971
his opinion doesn't matter, but not because he's a superbabby :^]

How is it possible to take so many uninteresting screenshots of the same car

>>170069410
with your FACE

are special crates worth doing?

Why do you all play as girls? Gay as fuck desu

>>170070779
ikr

in some games I got it but the women in GTAO are dogs

also doing violent criminal shit as a man just makes more sense

>>170070779
>you all
Racist.

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>>170069358
nice slipper my dude

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>>170070961
nice shiny shit my dude

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>>170070961
pssh... get a grip kid

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>>170071020
Nah, ur shiny shit's bad

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>>170071138
my shiny shit is bad because i don't have one
i'm complimenting you on that, my dude :^]

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>these superplebs will never be on this level

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>>170071182
>underglow red slipper
>don't gave one
nigga pls

>>170071207


>Get AMC Pacer because it's a movie meme car
>No AMC Javelin

Dammit.

>>170071276
>has a chrome piece of shit with shit bench on the back
>calls my masterpiece a shiny piece of shit
ecks dee

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>>170070961
>>170071138
>when you REALLY wanted to buy a naboo starfighter but couldn't afford one

>>170065456
Innovation needs some love

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>Two autists get into a shitposting war over their equally hideous cars


What a way to start the day.

>>170071408

Honestly they could have just added custom version of existing bikes and nothing else, and it would have improved the biker update.

Daemon
Hexer
Innovation
And especially the Bagger.

All of them are better than shit like the fucking Avarus, and two versions of the Bobber.

Probably the best new bike we got was the Wolfsbane/Rat Bike/Chimera.

Not taking sports bikes into account, at least.

>>170071353
>I unironically think this is a good color scheme.
>I have fond memories of my Naboo Starfighter Lego Set.

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best car

>>170071783

But that's not the XL.

whats the discord for GTAG PC?

>>170071694
I miss the Lycan from TLAD

>>170071959
exactly

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>>170071565
>What a way to start the day.
BEST way

dead game
dead general

>>170037208
Hopefully we get a Schwartzer V12

>>170042627
Stinger
Dukes
Tempesta
Bestia GTS
Tropos Rallye

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>>170074228

The Schwartzer already is V12. We have to go bigger.

We need a Cadillac Sixteen to give the Schafter V12 a run for it's money.

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>we will never ever get a H1

>>170062345
Why not go for a metallic rolled silver with a ice white pearlescent? Got that shit on my Infernus and looks pretty shweet.

>>170074769
the alpha looks like the 16,

>>170075120

The Alpha is the Elmiraj. The Sixteen is a whole different beast. Plus, the Sixteen is a 4-door.

And don't forget the sound of the engine, that's important:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoRq3dcdvZs

>>170075313
There's already a tractor in the game if you're looking for that sound.

>>170074769
>The Schwartzer already is V12
well it doesn't look like it ingame.

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>>170075578

The tractor fucking wishes it sounded that good. Also doesn't seat 4 people, so fuck it.

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>>170075774

Well the engine itself looks like a blob of shit, but it says V12 right there.

>>170074850
Might get in the ""military"" update this summer or the Classics update. Patriot Classic

>>170071081
BACK ON THE ROCKS
BACK ON THE ROCKS
BA-BY!

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>>170076097
>military update
>classics update
i want to believe

>>169981284
is ps4 community still pretty active? GTA V is on sale right now but I don't wanna get it if the online is dead.

>>170075774
>mediocre top speed
>slides all over the place
its nice but god damn why cant we get a better version like the schafter

>>170076881
have you not read the newswire yet?
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60149/Coming-Soon-to-GTA-Online-Special-Vehicle-Races-New-Cars-Modes-More

>>170071694
I really want a custom Bagger yeah, but even more, I want a Benny's version of the Gargoyle, converting it back into a regular, non-hillclimber Indian Scout.

Also the Sanctus is a really really fun bike to ride, probably the most enjoyable chopper from bikers.

>>170077414
>sanctus
>too expensive
>can't remove the edgy shit
meme bike

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>>170077537

The Sanctus is extra disappointing because you can replace the spider web fenders and the bone fuel tank, but there's still tiny bits of spider web shit on the corners and front of the frame.

Not to mention the fucking gay ass license plate holder copied straight from the Avarus.

I just sold mine today, I couldn't deal with how faggy it was.

>>170068005
Destroying the Cargobob but then again that thing survived several stickies and dives into the ground. The back door opened however.

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>It's an infinitely spawning AI enemies mission

>>170077075
GTAO on PS4 is active. The crew is kinda active

>>170021763
wonder how can a cheap ass drone carry a grenade thats big enough for that explosion without even a little bump when it lets loose...