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NEWS
>http://gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
Water-Gun Themed TPS, Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
>http://gematsu.com/2017/02/senran-kagura-estival-versus-coming-pc-march-battle-vixens-dlc-launches-simultaneously
Estival Versus PC release this march, BATTLE VIXEN characters finally being released in the west
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
http://mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
http://futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=%91M%97%90%83J%83O
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
I WILL marry Asuka!
Would your parents approve of your senran?
>>169979371
Is your Futomaki thick enough for her?
>>169979852
It's big and thick.And HARD!
>>169979838
If anything, they'd be surprised I actually got a girlfriend, so of course they'd like her. She's a sweetheart.
>>169979838
My parents would literally approve of anything with an uterus, let alone a 10/10 cutie.
>>169979838
Homu would drag me outside to exercise regularly. They'd see the girl as a blessing.
My dad is also pretty bad at telling jokes, so her crustacean repertoire might actually impress him a ton.
>>169979838
I don't have a senran.
I only have a Mistress that I serve.
If my Mistress orders them to approve of it, I will do anything necessary to accomplish this.
>>169980301
Anon you need to work on your self-esteem
>>169980301
Not fair, Haruka can just drug them into acceptance
>>169979838
Would they know she's a ninja?
>>169980351
What do you mean by `self-esteem' ?
I don't need such a thing to serve Mistress Haruka.
I want leo to do me with a strap-on while she calls me degrading names.
>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will neverbe real
I want Mistress Haruka to laugh at me!
>>169981171
I'd prefer vanilla sex.
If your senran were to tell you that she's going to go to a surgeon to become a B cup, would you let her or oppose her?If Mirai is your senran, forget it. She won't become bigger. And neither will Ryoubi.
>>169982491
Buddy.
Vanilla is the best.
>>169982491
I prefer ass to my face all the time
>>169982697
I'd ask Kafuru why she apparently really wants to go down one cup size
But alright if she insists
>>169979838
they wouldn't approve of her age or apparent ditziness, they might not give her the chance she deserves to show them she's a lot more thoughtful than she appears.
>>169982697
Mistress Haruka has all manner of potions and gizmos to increase and reduce breast sizes, why would she need to visit a surgeon?
>>169983179
She's a buddhist
>>169983185
>implying she wouldn't go visit one under the pretence for the breast reduction but in reality she just wants to have another member in her harem
Although that must be a really promising slave if she'd go to such lengths.
>>169983267
my parents grew up atheist/agnostic so that's not a problem, my dad actually dabbled in Eastern religions himself and while other parents were teaching their kids about jebus my dad was trying to explain the concept of yin and yang to me.
wat u guys up 2?
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>169983805
I'm playing that too. still just starting and wandering around though have only done 2 shrines.
>>169984053
I've ended up finding the gerudo, all of them have amazing abs
>>169983805
I personally dislike nintendo games but I still hope you have fun
>>169983454
I'm sure your parents will approve your senran after seeing how she pour the tea in the glass.
>>169984273
Zelda's legit good, barring the graphics and performance issues.
if Nintendo had to move to be just a software developer I think it'd be for the best, make games for PS4 and PC, BotW at 60fps and with antialiasing on PC? Yeah I'd like that.
>>169983805
Cod Ghost
>>169984440
Zelda performance was patched outside of the starting area and one of the villages, I would personally rather them go to Microsoft for creative freedom reasons.
>>169983805
Playing Granblue Fantasy, getting close to reaching 300 cerulean sparks so i can get best girl.
>>169983454
Isn't christianity a religion from middle East?
>>169984717
Yes
>>169984717
well I mean far eastern. My dad studied Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism, as well as Abrahamic religions. He never became a devout practicioner of any by any means, but he liked certain concepts of each religion which he'd teach.. Yin and Yang, the absence of desire leading to peace and contentness, pacifism and forgiveness. The closest I can think of how my parents raised me religiously was Pantheism with moral and ethical parts of Christianity, Buddhism, and Taoism.
My mom grew up not having any religious teaching, because my Grandmother was raised catholic and my Grandfather was raised protestant.. they fell in love and instead of either of them converting (though officially Grandfather converted to Catholicism) really, they just, stopped practicing religion.
I always find it funny when people claim that all atheists are just edgy teenagers rebelling against their parents, when I wasn't raised by any specific religion, just a smattering of different morals my parents happened to like from various different ones.
>>169985185
Are you the one on /his/?
>>169985291
No? I only go to /vg/, /v/, and I shitpost in /pol/ for amusement sometimes.
>>169985429
Oh, thought you were the one who post homu kaguni on /his/. There's also another anon who post Haruka kaguni.
>>169983805
Wherever the boobs take me
I'm operating and mad that Kuroudo is not in PBS when it was the perfect excuse.
>>169983179
This is my wife. She's an oppai loli.
>>169985581
I wish Seimei, Chiyo, Ibuki, Bashou, Kuroudo and Kurohoro are in the game.
>>169979371
I'm sorry, but you can't marry someone else's wife. My wife.
>>169985613
she's not loli, she's just an early bloomer, she's also MY wife, fag.
>>169985581
>implying Marvelous won't milk it out the wazoo with DLC
If EV had nearly $200 in DLC, what's to stop them from having even more DLC in PBS?
>>169986492
If we apply today's logic, she's basically a loli.
>>169986492
>>169986920
her body and mind aren't childlike at all.
>>169986492
>>169986920
By today's logic I mean a fully mature female body, ready for sex, that isn't 18 years old are considered a "loli" and under no circumstances does she allowed to have sex.
Which is pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
>>169986430
How thicc is too thicc?
>>169987367
When the skin starts to fold.
Is PBS not on Vita? How will I play my anime titty games now?
I guess I could play it with PSVR on.
>What you playin' son?
>Uh, Resident Evil 7.
>>169987720
Either buy a PS4 or wait ~2 years for it to come to PC (1 year for localization, another year for PC port). That, or pray PQube does it instead of XSeed. They got Gal Gun onto PC within a matter of months.
>>169987793
I have a PS4, don't really PC game. Just worried about people walking in lel.
Guess I should move outparents actually won't let me ;-;
>>169979246
Miyabi is a good girl!!!
She's a happy girl! She's HAPPY and she's SINGING!!!
>>169987864
>that spoilerI knew that feel. My parents were heartbroken that I left for my job/law school.
>Would you pet me?
>I would pet me.
>I'd pet me so hard.
>>169988303
If NW is anything to go by, Yomi and Ikaruga are sluts of the highest caliber.
>>169987864
Just remoteplay it on vita.
SHIGGITY SHEK IM COMIN FOR THAT SNEK
Holy shit I just thought.
What if...
All the senrans are actually animals and we just see them as cute girls?
>>169983805
Waiting for Nier. Playing Steam indie games because I ended up enjoying Undertale and was told Night in the Woods was kinda similar.
I like a slow careful pace in my narrtives, but this shit is just ridiculous.
NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>169988872
shoo
This man approaches you and your Senran. He promises to solve all of your problems as long as you purchase his water filtering devices. Do you do it?
>>169988907
Shame Undertale has forever been ruined by faggots who scream "I WANT TO FUCK SANS XDDD" and meme all day long. It's a lovely game.
>>169988872
[nervous bear growls of denial]
>>169989386
How much does he want for it
did they really kill everyone on their path? holy fuck miyabi is a sociopath
>>169989386
Will he sell me his Super Male Vitality?
>>169989386
Who would be considered the globalists in the SK universe?
>>169989949
New Hebijo did nothing wrong
>>169989753
$300.00 is the lowest starting price. That cost does not include shipping fees.
>>169989475
>Letting a fanbase ruin a game for you
big mistake
>>169990627
Undertale is trash made for political fanatics.
>>169989949
>killing everyone in Gessen
nothing of value was lost except Shiki
>>169990750
It really isn't
>>169990849
Best and true opinion
>>169990059
Mirai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>169990849
didnt they also kill hanzo and crimson squad?
>>169990949
If that is what it takes to make Miyabi happy it is acceptable
>>169990251
Daily reminder that Murasaki never wanted to do anything, she was forced into murder.
Daily reminder that Senrans will never, EVER come out on Switch.
>>169991326
Nooo stop it
>>169991185
Daily reminder that this is why Murasaki is worst new Hebi
Which Senran would put on a kimono and give a lap pillow ear cleaning?
Yagfags, Ayamefags, Imufags, Ginreifags.
The best they can aspire is an one-sided relationship.
This is canon.
>>169991545
Is this post supposed to be painfully ironic?
>>169991490
Yumi
>>169991425
That's not how you spell "best".
>>169991545
Implying I want to be in a relationship with my Senran.
>>169991697
she is fat and clumsy only the dumbest would like this one
Even after all these years together, Hikage still finds ways to confuse Haruka.
Why was there never a Crimson Spark Spark! manga? It is absolutely necessary to find out the full details of what happened during that first crazy year in Hebijo with Haruka, Hikage and Imu.
>>169991545
Is Ginrei really an NTRing bitch? I like ojou ringlets.
>There will never be a Senran prequel where all the girls are in their early teens and flat.
>>169991832
I don't get it
>>169991879
>There will never be a Senran sequel where all the girls are in their early thirties and fat
>>169991545
I'm an Imufag.
>>169991782
>tfw too smart to like the cute hikki
It's okay anon, I wouldn't want to share with you anyways.
>>169991958
>Imu never shuts the fuck up about the Patriarchy
Which Senran has the lewdest head of hair?
>>169991832
what are they saying
>>169991958
>There will never be a Senran sequel set in the distant future where all of the girl's minds are use for the bases of AI for giant robots, and are used to fight giant yomas and stuff
>>169991920
>>169992238
First you must watch the recorded livestream of PBS
https://youtu.be/dYPqoDghGpM
There can be no understanding without context.
>>169991832
Hikage's twin tails!!!!!!!!! She likes instructor's attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>169992414
>>169991832
Quarter of the manga would just be Hikage somehow finding ways to mess with Imu.
>>169993102
No, Hikage would be helpful but completely bewildered by the strange world of the academy, a world she has never been in before.
>>169991832
Hikage's pigtails were Minori's idea.
This is canon.
I'm gonna put a SINGLE CORE CPU in Mirai's computer!
>>169993890
Mirai plays dorf fort anyway it's not like it matters.
I WANT MIYABI TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB USING HER DEMONIC LEFT HAND!!!
>>169993890
No don't! Don't!
DON'T DO THAT!
I'm gonna put Mirai on my lap and feed her snacks while she types away at her webnovel.
Are they trying to retcon the Hikage haircut? It seems like they always show her with twin tails now.
Maybe because Miyabi's hair is too similar?
>>169994612
They're breaking new grounds with PBS by attempting to put them in new outfits and hairstyles.
Oh no skeegee!
Miyabi ran out of hair gel and can't style her hair like a kingdom hearts character anymore!
What do you do?
>>169995402
Shave her.
>>169995402
Tell her that Imu has a stash of hair gel in her room.
What would happen if you forcefeed miyabi some aphrodisiac and lock her in a room with a fluffy bed and a handcuffed imu?
>>169995402
Miyabi doesn't use hair gel. She got so spooked when her mother died that her hair has been standing like that ever since.
>>169994723
I really don't understand what exactly they're trying to achieve with PBS.
It's supposedly just a silly fanservice game to celebrate the 5th anniversary, and yet they've said it's canon, and they're also heavily changing the well-established looks of some characters.
>>169995402
Miyabi doesn't use hair gel.
Her hair sticks up like that, because her hair is short and thick. Look at this webm and how her hair moves. That wouldn't be possible with hair gel. In your picture, she just combed her hair down.
Please make sure your facts are correct next time...
>>169979371
Asuka is for Homura onlywho is also the better girl
>>169996261
>hair moves exactly like gelled hair
anon...
>>169996317
Asuka is too dense to understand how Homura feels, and Homu is too prideful to confess to Asuka. But let's not make any more lesbian pairing, or do you want to destroy their fanbases too, like what happened with Yagyu and especially Imu?That's highly subjective
>>169996553
No it doesn't.
I would know since I used to gel my hair.
Would it arouse you if your Senran had very fluffy PJs that resemble her spirit animal?
>>169996750
Yes it does!
I used to gel my hair too and it bounces!
>>169996993
It wouldn't arouse me, but Mistress Haruka would look very cute in those pyjamas.
>>169996585
Dai is totally fucking Rin though
I want to inseminate Hikage's twintails using my dick!
>>169997175
Daidouji-senpai and Rin-sensei are 100% platonically BEST FRIENDS
>>169997660
This, they often fuck to relieve their frustration but they're only friends!
>>169997750
/slap
>>169996993
It wouldn't arouse me, but I'd be down for a cuddle session while she wears them
>>169997851
Those are not deer PJs.
>>169997750
>>169997660
Yeah, and Dai totally doesn't fantasizes about Rin's naked body at night.
Totally
>>169997975
I don't think there's an image of Ryoubi in deer pjs. So that's the closest I got
>>169996993
Do you mean?...
LIKE THIS!?
>>169998025
They're only practicing their CQC techniques, every ninja does that! It's normal to have special training session among friends.
>>169996993
Hibbers in bunny PJs?
How soft is this one?
>>169998303
you took that?can you get that shot but with meiko or miku in something sexy
Minori likes to sleep inside her backpack.
She can fit three pillows, herself and a blanket in there.
This is canon.
>>169997660
>you will never make these cakes flustered
>>169999150I hope this works for you.
http://imgur.com/a/ZbfQ1
>>169998947
Like pillows from heaven.
Will I get a super cute and sexy girlfriend for the rest of my life?
0-4: Yes
5-9: No. Fuck you.
>>170000859
Uhm...there's your answer
>>170000859
>>170000859
You should ask the same question with gf (male) to be honest.
>>170000859
LET IT RIP
Should I kill myself and end the suffering already?
0-4: Yeah
5-9: Nah, suffer.
>>170001451
Don't do it Anon.
>>170001052
There are no Senrans which fall into that category.
brb killing myself. Now where did I left the Helium.
>>170001553
i took it
there's no escape, bitch
How should I convince the anon to give the Helium back?
0-4: Ask nicely
5-9: Rape
>>170001553
>helium
>not 7.62x25mm Tokarev
>>170001970
funfact: they enrich helium with oxygenprobably because oxygen is cheaper and not because people abuse that shit for suicides.
>>170001603
Uh.. anon. You should really really give me the Helium back, you know I need it or I shOULD RAPE Y-
Well, please?
>>170002142
Actually, the reason for that is because helium is a non-renewable resource and we will in fact run out of it eventually. Hydrogen does the job of making balloons float much betterand killing organic life, but it is highly flammable while helium is very resistant to combustion.
>>170002132
What's that? How do I get it?
>>170002434
You need to call upon your Slavic heritage and then Papa Tula will give you some. This is achieved by way of wearing a blue Adidas tracksuit, wearing a gold chain around your neck, drinking cheap vodka, squatting for at least 24 hours, and then and only then will Papa Tula hear your desire for the power of Russian ammunition.
Who is canonically the strongest senran?
>>170003016
The one you are playing as.
>>170003016
Me. Not even a bullet in my head was enough to kill me.
>>170003016
Statwise Daidouji can deal more damage, take more damage, and survive longer than Kagura.
>>170003016
Of the main 20 girls, Miyabi.
But either Dai or Rin is probably the most powerful.
>>170004401
>Yumi is the strongest leader
>Homu is the weakest leader
Now that's some funny shit.
Why don't we fuse Daidouji, Rin and Kagura together?
>>170004831
You'd just get Mirai again
>>170004758
DAMN RIGHT
>>170004758
But Homu has the highest attack of all the leaders
>>170005001
Homu has the lowest stats combined (HP, Attack, Defense). She's good for a quick one-two, but after that she's useless.
>>170005183
She has the same def and only 60 HP less than Miyabi
If you really wanted to compare stats correctly you'd take the 0 off HP
>>170004401
>Sayuri is like ancient.
>Has more health and defense than her younger self.
Granny's tough.
>>170004890
>too many cooks spoil the broth
Yeah, you're right.
>>170005448
Sayuri is boss mode like Daidouji and Rin in Burst. No transformation, but instead gets stupidly OP damage and moves.
On that note, I do not miss Burst Daidouji for a single second. Screw having to walk like a snail.
>>170005708
>Burst Daidouji
>walking
You're supposed to bunny hop with heavy air attacks, clearing the screen as you go
That kick does as much damage as one of her ninpos in a single hit
>>170005183
>She's good for a quick one-two, but after that she's useless.
Not quite that simple, after all their movesets are also pretty different. In EV, Homura is actually pretty good.
Homura is pretty fast and has plenty of combos that make it easy to send the opponents to the air or that break guard. Plus, her crimson mode is pretty good. Also, some of her moves inflict burn and all of her ninpou do good damage while being hard to whiff.
Contrast that to Ikaruga, who has way better stats but doesn't get air time as easily and whose 2nd and 3rd ninpous are extremely easy to miss for example.
>>170007259
Bullying Daidouji!
>>170007259
Daidouji doesn't know elementary-level maths!
>>170007396
Don't bully the big cat.
Tomboy Senrans are for ________
>>170007396
>>170007490
>>170007684
I'm not scared of Daidouji, I'll bully her as much as
>>170007490
Daidouji is good at math!
She's just slow at doing it in her head, she's one of those people that has to write down her equations.
Did you give the Crimson Squad a uniform?
Bullying Daidouji by getting her to blush!
Daidouji is weak to flirting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>170007583
I don't want to generalize all tomboys but that tomboy is for Imu
>>170008061
The pretty white dresses from the burst trailer.
Being nice to Daidouji!
Playing Tatsunoko VS Capcom with Daidouji!
>>170008061
I want to touch Mirai'shymenwith mydick
>>170008061
>like Hebijo uniform in red/blue/white and Hebijo winter uniform
>neither ever come back after Burst
Fuck everything.
>>170008061
>>170007583
Stripping naked with extreme prejudice.
>>170008061
>putting crimsons in uniforms
toshiaki go back to 2ch
>>170008201
Not before I touch Mirai'sDickwith myboypussi!
>>170008305
Miyabi thought she was badass but now she's naked and helpless!
Begging Hikage to touch her twintails!!!
They look so soft and nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>170007583
Tomboy Senrans are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching ninja movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from mooks even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Cooking her a victory Super Dish where you combine all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a mission and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboy Senrans with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboy Senrans are for
You know, this talk about Daidouji made me think of something.
Katsuragi apparently used to be really aggressive when growing up and would beat up people. And besides that and the fact that her parents are renegades, she got into a good shinobi school. Like I know that eating people up is different from almost killing a dude (even out of self-defense), but it is surprising she was able to clean up her act before enrolling.
>>170008734
Homura left witnesses, Kat didn't.
>>170008647
I love the fact that this pasta was modified to be thematically appropriate...
>>170008939
>All you have to do is pat my head like this. Come and do it Anon.
>>170008734
Kat only beats up her bullies who are mean and bad!
Kat is a GOOD GIRL!
>>169978939
Where do I find a girlfriend like Murasaki?
>>170009141
Could the right boobs turn her to the dark side?
>>170009293
Open a portal to the 2D world.
>>170008821
Homura is no silent assassin.
She should've made a chandelier fall on the guy's head, so even if the body was found it'd be seen as an accident.
Crimson Squad? More like Crimson Squan't Kill Someone Without Witnesses.
>>170009016
*pats head*
>>170009990
[Happy Miyabi noises]
>>170010101
>>170010359
She tasted the dick. Yes, that's it. Miyabi had sex with some better man than you, Miyabifag or Imu, and now she sees herself as a sexy woman.
>>170010860
Good now maybe Imu can move on and find someone who will actually love her back, like some who wave.
What would you do if you accidentally got your senran hyper pregnant with 12 babies?
>>170011058
Kill you.
>>170010981
Imu is going to keep it in the family.
>>170011107
Alright.
Now how do you deal with the fact that your senran is only 3 months pregnant and looks like she swallowed and exercise ball
>>170009414
Take care of her everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>170011396
I just did.
By killing you.
>>170011058
>that puffy
>>170011850
Do not draw attention to Miyabi's puffy vulva
She doesn't know why it's so pussy
>>170009414
Has anon been playing too much Hitman?I know I have
>>170012928
>no desire to play after getting my winter suit
Official list of Senrans with puffy vulvas:
>Asuka
>Haruka
>Mirai
>Miyabi
>Ageha
>Yoshimitsu
>Ushimaru
>>170013174
I want to ring their bells.
What is Hibari doing right now?
I LOVE MY BIG SISTERRENKA!!!
>>170013384
Anon burnt the cookies he was baking her so she's teaching him a lesson.
THIS IS IT
I CAN FEEL IT THIS TIME
I'M GONNA DO IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>170013536
Cumming between my big sis's drums!
Which senran is the biggest:
>Buttslut?
>Boobslut?
>Straight up slut?>Pure Girl?
>>170013608
She's giving him a lesson in cookie baking?
>>170013726
Haruka
Katsuragi
RyounaMurasame
>>170013726
>Hibari
>Katsuragi
>Ikaruga
>Asuka
I'm so fucking hyped for Nier FUCK
>page 9
woah, what the fuck? I hope you faggots didn't go out and buy a console on day 1
>>170015331
Is Souji the only senran that wears a leotard?
>>170015331
>Live in England
>Still have to wait 1 week
FUCK
>>170015531
I MIGHT buy a switch pro controller just to make sure I get an official one if I do ever get one.
I waited to get a WiiU Pro controller because I genuinely like the gamepad and it's fucking impossible to find non-bootleg WiiU Pro controllers that break like nothing.
>>170015608
>Play on PC
>Have to wait until the 16th
FUCK
>>170015531
I forgot stuff was coming out
I'll get it when it's on sale
>>170016256
>Atelier Firis
>SK EV PC
>NieR Automata
>BOTW
>HZD
My wallet isn't going to survive.
Has anyone ever noticed how cute Imu is?
>>170018209
Who?
>>170018209
No her hair is dumb and she has glasses. 1/10
>>170018209
You're a cuckold.
Daily reminder that your senran will never be real
>>170019026
>>170019405
delete these posts
>>170019540
Too late she is already real!
>>170019540
She's real in my mind.
>>170020405
I want Mirai to be my daughter.
;_;
>>170020536
But are you real?
It's almost time for bed, skeegee.
Be as loud as possible to get it out of your system so you're quiet later!
>>170021453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8
>>170020616
I want her to be my daughter and my wife.
>>170021654
waoh
>>170008278
Hikage has never looked so pure
>>170022032
Hikage is thinking of the earliest opportunity she'll get to cut up the new uniform.
She's seriously considering cancelling plans
>>170021453
SHUT UP ABOUT DICKS
If you're loud while I'm trying to sleep I'm gonna be not happy
>>170022398
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>170022786
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>170023250
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
>>170022786
I'm gonna kissu you.
>>170023486
OH KISS ME ANON, KISS ME
>>170022398
HOLY LONELY NIGHT!
>>170022232
>Hikage always cuts up everything she owns
>likes fighting Katsuragi more than anyone else
>has referred to Katsuragi as belonging to her
Really poodles my noodles
>>170023903
I wish I belonged to Hikage.
>>170023550
*kissu*
>>170024527
YAME-YAMEROOOOOO
Okay goodnight skeegee be quiet now
>>170023998
I belonged to Hikage once.
She made noodles every day and cut up my couch.
It was pretty nice.
>>170025295
NO I REFUSE
>>170025573
*headpats*
Imagine a world without Minori
That's bad
Image a world without Senransexual Senrans
>>170027459
Miyabi would get lonely because no one loves her
Imagine a world where getting up on time and having a good night's rest aren't mutually exclusive events
>>170027858
*headpats pink girl*
>>170028123
>happy pink noises
>>170028409
[x] Give
>>170028594
>>170027858
I want to hug Cyan Mirai!
doot!
IMAGINE ALL THE SENRANS
>>170031903
>>170032162
LIVING FOR TODAY
>>170032169
I want to doot doot in chiyos coot coot cause she's a CUTE CUTE!
>>170032558
>>170032770
That's right! Then I'm going toMarryher.
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!
Fotoage of Shiki.
>>170032963
What are clothes even made of in the Senranverse? How are they so fragile and/or unstable?
>>169989949
is this canon?
Seriously what is the canon path in SV?
>>170035195
Literally magic
>>170035482
The BEST magic.
Senranverse must be full of busty naked girls running around.
>>170035472
All of them.
春の花のおならを嗅ぎたい
>>170035472
according to the Producer, Gessen's path is canon.
>>170036029
I ordered a medium, how am I supposed to eat all this
>>170036029
Why is Haruka so fat?
>>170036129
>>170036230
the fuck you said about Oinker-sama?
>>170027631
This is false, I love Miyabi very much
>>170036476
She's a big pig!
>>170025814
>Asuka brand chocolate
Where do you buy this?
Today's my day off so I've been lounging around and Listening to Logic's albums. He's gotta be one of my top 10 favorite rapper. I just wish it wasn't so obvious where his musical influences come from.
How was your day, /skg/?
>>170036476
>tfw people make fun of pigs
>tfw would much rather have a pet pig than a dog/cat
I knew a guy who had this little mini-pig as a pet, and she was the cutest thing ever. She was also considerably smarter than most dogs I've seen, and she could be walked outdoors without a leash just fine.
>>170023879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAc9X-F_j9U
>>170023903
>Camo panties
Is this to make it harder for me to see them?
Where's the latest New Wave cardpack?
Please tell me it's from this year.
Does Katsuragi like Hikage's attention or not?
>>170038224
It's unusual for Hikage to be the pursuer, so she's never sure how to handle it
>>170036854
Oinker is cute though. Even if that jannie Harukafag thinks it's insulting.
I would draw cute Harukas with her lil' snout if he doesn't get in the way.
I know you want to delete the post.
What is Ginrei's animal?
>>170039747
No guardian.
>>170039747
She likes to think it's Leo the lioness.
>>170039747
I don't think the a lot of the New Waves have guardians. Kind of a shame really
>>170040472
Shouldn't Leo be the groom?
>>170039609
I don't get why the Janitor has such thin skin about it. I like Haruka and consider her one of the most attractive Senrans. the Ms Piggy stuff is just amusing.
>>170040916
Yeah she should be my groom.
Haruka is so cute. All of the Crimsons are so cute!
>>170039747
Her virginity.
I mean, she represents Virgo, so I got nothing even for a hypothetical animal.
>>170042386
Mirai is a pervert, trying to peek on Haruka when she thinks she's doing lewd things to one of her dogs! What was she expecting to see?
>page 8
Sucking futa Senran cocks!
>>170044283
No, no. I just got home so it's bullying time not futa senran time.
Look at this cute lesbian woman
Her girlfriend is super lucky
>>170044536
>lesbian woman
W E W
E
W
>>170044283
But which one's?
>>170044903
Don't encourage futa senran posting. Right now it's bully time!
>>170044536
Miyabi isn't a lesbian she'll never love Imu back.
>>170045109
bullyposter is a hoot!
he's silly!
SILLY!
>>170045109
It's never bully time.
>>170045262
>>170045295
Come on guys. I'm not trying to be silly and bullying is fun. So let's get to the bullying! Homura isn't funny she sucks at telling jokes!
>>170045576
I bet bullyanon would suck Homura's joke if you know what I mean
>>170045576
Bullying is only fun for the person bullying. What if I were to bully you? Would you think it would be funny to you?
>>170046617
You can't bully me; I'm not a dork or a dumb little homo. Senrans are the ones who should get bullied.
>>170046906
II'll bully you with a broomstick.
>>170047001
So, only Yumi has that alternate? Wouldn't surprise me.
>>170047085
See you're already interested in bullying, so pick a senran and give it a try.
Wait, I found the alternates. My bad.
>>170047467
I would never bully a Senran because I am not A) That mean of a person to just bully someone who doesn't deserve it and B) suicidal. The only one who's getting bullied here is you.
>>170047734
But it's fun.
>>170047852
Just leave already. No one likes you and you'll die alone.
>>170047689
>>170047638
>>170047559
Idols cant be doing this!
Have you already put your Senran onto your Switch?
https://twitter.com/jitome_dan/status/837788409317842944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>170047932
Don't be mean.
How do you feel about armpits?
>>170048239
I don't have a switch. Maybe in a year or two after a price drop and hardware revision.
>>170048312
armpits are cutebut I can't lewd them because I think the word sounds really silly.
>>170047383
Yumi's lewd idol form is the only safe one to use as a standee because she covers her lewd bits.
What OS does your Senran use? Does she respect her freedom?
>>170049048
They all use windows 10 except Imu.
>>170048239
That's a pretty nice theme, all things considered.
>>170048239
My wife!
>>170049397
Anon she's trying to stab you
>>170049601
That's wrong. She'll sedate you and get rid of those pesky legs that enable you to roam and court other women. But don't worry, you won't need them in her care anymore and if you're lucky you can even keep your arms.
>>170049601
That's for the chocolates she's making me.
>>170049601
Nuh uh she's just playing hard to get!
>>170048239tried out HD rumble in Fast, it actually feels like wind is pushing your system back when you boost.Boobs soon
>>170049753
>>170049758
>>170049780
Is this what Stockholm Syndrome is like?
>>170048239
>>170049397
I legit forgot that's even a senran. Even with the card I'm still not completely convinced.
"Smell my feet Anon!"
>>170050402
ACHOO
>>170050402
I'm not really into feet.
Could i smell your butt instead?
>>170050402
You stink Homu!
>>170048239
Pretty badass anon.
Goodmorning skeegee!
I feel like making kraft dinner for breakfast
Is this what being Murakumo is like
>>170050402
I would rather be a faggot
wat u prayin?
>>170051348
I want to fuck Minori's thighs.
>>170051506
KOF 98
>>170051926
She looks like a deranged Easter bunny.
>>170051506
God
I want to see art of Murakumo and Shiki eating bowls of kraft dinner together
(Shiki's kraft dinner will of course be dowsed in ketchup, because she's that much of a dork)
>>170051996
She's my deranged Easter Bunny.
>>170051996
I'm trying to find THAT picture of Hibari but I can't seem to find it.
Instead, enjoy this wholesome picture of bunny with her best friend.
>>170052446
Shiki's dinner will be dick!
>>170052446
>Putting ketchup in your mac and cheese
Fucking Shiki. I'll put my cum her dinner and see how she likes that.
>>170052845
Why aren't they wearing panties...?
>>170051506
Zelda Breath of the Wild.
I cut down a tree and squashed a Bokoblin with it. My wolf link saw a guardian so he decided he'd had enough of this "living" thing... I guess I'll summon him again tomorrow.
what senran would like Zelda games?
>>170053050
So they can scissor more comfortably.
Friendly reminder that Shiki puts ketchup on everything.
From ramen noodle to an expensive steak. All dowsed in ketchup. She'll even drink it straight out of the bottle.
This is canon.
>>170051996
Best movie
>>170053174
there are 3 reasons why it'd be embarrassing to take your Senran on dates if you're a Shikianon.. that is one of them. secondly, her age, and last... she seems like she'd be kind of clingy.
>>170053050
You wouldn't wear panties either if you were having a sleepover with your best friend!
>>170053580
It's true, I've never worn panties to a sleepover.
>>170051506
/u/: The game
>>170053519
Shiki isn't clingy!
She just... likes checking in on you regularly!
>>170053883
You have to text her back within 45s of her sending you a text or she gets worried! and when you're in public together she doesn't just hold your hand, she straight up leans against you hugging your entire arm up against her tits, and she won't stop talking to you!
She's kind of a huge dork!.
>>170053845
I loved that game
It was 10 times better than the usual senran kusoge
I'm going to titfuck Shiki.
>>169996231
They're just letting us have fun until the next game where we will have a mass character die off.
>>170054083
Eh, it had a fun battle system and the characters were good. I doubt we'll see a sequel but who knows.
I like Momo but Mana really made the game better.
>>170054247
That would be crazy. Who will Shin kill?
>>170054118
Me too.
>>170052845
This one?
Shiki has fake boobs.
This is canon.
I think.
>>170054404
Mirai. Hikage will be inconsolable.
Realistically speaking though if this 11/10 cuteypatootey were your girlfriend you'd be clingy too
>>170054695
No.
BREAKING (Washington, D.C.) - Senators voted 52-47 in a special late-night vote to confirm Dōgen, President Donald Trump's nominee to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
In brief but acrimonious nomination hearings, some Senate Democrats voiced their concerns regarding Dōgen's repeated desire to flood the world with magical beasts and use them as is agents in establishing a one-man world dictatorship. Trump administration spokespeople have repeatedly sought to downplay these "unfounded fears."
"Yes, Director Dōgen may have opened rifts in the space-time fabric to unleash a torrent of bloodthirsty demons in his homeland of Japan, but unlike the establishment do-nothing Democrats, President Trump recognizes the potential in Dōgen's ability to summon Yoma for use as biological weapons," said White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer during a Friday morning conference.
"We expect that Director Dōgen will be invaluable in America's fight against radical Islam in the middle east and at home. President Trump expects that he will have summoned at least 30,000 crazed, shrieking hell-beasts for deployment in Anbar province by April."
Voting to abstain, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky) said that Director Dōgen's plans lacked constitutional scrutiny. "Although I pray for Dōgen's success in managing the CDC, if he had read the Japanese translation of the Constitution that I Fedexed to his office last week, he would clearly understand that his plan to open the gates of the netherworld requires a Letter of Marque that has been duly approved by a majority vote of both houses of Congress."
>>170054730
Yes.
>>170054839
Saw it coming.
>>170054850
Not really.
>>170054649
Would anyone really care if mirai died
>>170055029
Who?
>>170055029
Yes, Hikage. Can't you read?
>>170055029
What's a Mirai?
Good night /skg/!
Please don't make too much noise with your senrans.BotW is better than expected.
>>170055029
Something smells good!
Why is Shiki's bedroom so pink
Why does she like pink so much
Literally everything is pink
>>170055029
I wouldn't but I'd also hate the constant bitching from the miraifags.
>>170055309
Meanwhile Minori just has a normal girl's room
While Shiki's room looks like a parody of itself
Did they trade bedrooms or something
>>170055420
delete your post
>>170013608
BAKE SHIT GET HIT
>>170055529
Delete yourself.
>>170055420
Mirai can hold her breath for hours! HOURS!
I'm going to wrap my arms around this woman and tell her she has a cute smile
>>170055420
Her eyepatch switches sides in some panels
hi
new cards
(bliss time)
i messed up the last time posting these. they actually had 2 burst arts. not just 1. admittedly though, i haven't done a good job of looking for them all.
>>170056137
>Ginrei sweating intensifies
>>170056137
How can she be so feminine and elegant with such a deep voice? It really confuses my boner.
I'd Mirai post but I have to go in like 5 minutes
So here's a picture of Mirai anyway
(She's nice and I'd like to brush her hair)
>>170056137
oops i forgot to keep going
>>170055309
she's a gyaru.
>>170056513
Minori is blissfully unaware that Mirai has a gun pointed at the back of her head!
>>170056137
>>170056541
(morning cleaning)
>>170056573
It's aimed off to the side don't worry
Mirai is just posing to show off because she knows Minori thinks she's cool
Dang, I was just about to go to bed
>>170056137
>>170056541
>>170056626
>>170056484
easy, because sheisnt real
>>170056137
>>170056541
>>170056626
>>170056726
(scent of sweet nectar)
>>170056703
you can go now desu. this is literally the last card (but it does have art variations)
>>170056816
I'm gonna post this goofy snek just so you can't do it later.
>>170056137
>>170056541
>>170056626
>>170056726
>>170056816
>>170056816
Oh okay
Goodnight then boobgen
>>170056886
>bullying sleepycardanon
anon...
>>170056937
bye boober
>>170056137
>>170056541
>>170056626
>>170056726
>>170056816
>>170056893
>>170056886
you say that like it'll stop me
anyway, ill see you all in 4-5 days
maybe
>>170056969
Damn, you got me. Well played.
>>170056541
>>170056137
I really really really need to cum inside Leo right now!
I wonder if anon is going to be a good dad. With all the talk about senrans being mothers, I just wonder how anon will perform in that new life.
>>170058919
I'm going to marry my senran but we won't have children.
Ryouna-chan!
>>170058984
But what if? I'm not saying that it will happen anyway, you want it or not. Just how do you see yourself being a guide and leaving your knowledge to a new being that also belongs to you?
You know what, I feel like I'm just pushing you, even if you jumped into my question.
I'm going to sleep.
>>170059072
Is this Murasaki? https://exhentai.org/s/4320b2bdf9/882638-28
Takaki just retweeted this
https://twitter.com/Om9Mz/status/833989758678290433
Is he trying to say something?
>>170059939
The art is good. Shame about everything else.
>>170061001Rape, mindbreak and impregnation is a top tier combo.
>>170061186
Eh, I'm not into rape or gay orgies though.
>>170061186
I want to see a senran in the "ero trap dungeon" style, I really hope it takes off because it's kinda cute.
>>170061340
https://exhentai.org/g/858147/1296287ddb/
>>170061373It's just not the same.
>>170061186
This guy. This guy gets it.
>>170059939
why is a panda crying?
>>170061186
I'd rather vanilla impregnation.
>>170061709
This guy gets it too.
>>170059939
>https://exhentai.org/s/4320b2bdf9/882638-28
>tfw love murasaki
>tfw have a rape fetish
>tfw she could easily kill me
>>170062094
Just romance her the decent way and then convince her to play into your fetish.
I want to live in Rin's house.
>>170062385
*apartment
>>170062406
*shack
>>170062415
*nutshack
>>170062460
*ballshack
Plastic ball pit
What have we become, /skg/?
Wow poor Rin. Why is everyone picking on her?
>>170062669
Something less than human. But also something more.
>>170062762
Why does Alex Mercer look like a Mexican goon in this picture?
>>170062669
Anime girls
>>170062482
*ballsack
>>170062834
I wish, man. I fucking wish.
>>170062820
Because of cutscene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEAWWxE4gA
I'm a real pedophile
I stayed up too late again. Yozakura sucks at making me go to bed.
>>170063379
Hey there, anon
Uh oh, who could it be? Fuga? Kosuzu?
Imma pet you all!
>>170065143
b-back off
>>170065187
You cannot escape...
No one is safe...
From the headpats!
>>170065143
>>170065187
>>170065569
>>170065765
How can it be gay when we're all little girls?
>>170065839
I enjoy being a little girl who is pampered by other little girls.
Help! Anon can't stop raping me!
>>170066023
have you tried resisting
>>170066052
It only escalate the situation
>>170065923
"Hey Asuka, wanna play rape?"
"W-what? No!"
"That's the spirit."
>>170066287
Well I guess that is the only way she's gonna get Asuka to pay attention to her anymore.
>>170064582
Stop posting your miku shit here. You have been warned.
>>170066416
Oh look, Anon thinks he's a Janitor!
>>170068023
[x] Pet carefully
>>170068084
>[scared bear noises]
>>170068240
[X] Give pizza
>>170068284
>[slightly less scared bear noises]
>>170068343
[x] Give bishies
>>170068465
>[lewd bear noises]
Which Senran is the lewdest and why is it Yozakura?
>>170069013
It's Ryouna. Because fuck you.
>>170069013
Ryouna is lewdest followed by Haruka. Yoza isn't that lewd so to say she is pretty vanilla but she just wants children.
>>170071320
[x] Pat head
>>170071403
>>170071463
[x] Give Youma orbs
Leo's yawns must sound like roars.
>>170071914
Will she meow if I poke her nipples?
>>170072090
That might confuse her.
>>170072090
Senrans don't have nipples.
>>170072452
nice meem m8
>>170072283
Will she meow if I rub my cheek against her nipple?
>>170072283
What kind of bathing suit even has zippers in the front of it?
>>170072452
Official art all the way back to Burst shows pokeys, yet they mysteriously vanish if the girls are stripped.
>>170072538
ninja magic.
>>170072538
Well considering how prominent large breasts are in the Senran world, it wouldn't be a stretch to think that clothing designs would be sometimes made for no purpose but to show them off.
>>170072518
Why are you obsessed with her nipples?
>>170072754
They're a sensible part of a girl. I want to make her go cute and submissive by stimulating them!
>>170072964
Fair enough.
>>170056816
>>170056893
I bet Haruka would set up a romantic bath for herself with rose petals and scented candles for mood lighting.
Is it normal if I spent all day thinking about Mirai?
I want to be her friend and buy her a donut at tim hortons.
>>170074270
How does she even use her phone with those idiot gloves?
>>170074476
She uses her tail
>>170074476
The gloves have conductive pads
What do you think this is, the stone age?
I can never get enough of her smile.
>>170074270
>rap
way to ruin it
>>170074674
Mirai is a gangsta bitch!
GANGSTA BITCH!
Mirai is a big dork
She likes to play dress up in private
And wears sexy lingerie
I want to lift Mirai up by her feet and headpat yagyuu with her as if she were a brush!
Your Senran has needs too you know!
How would you pleasure her?
>>170069013
>>170069607
>>170070691
Falling for the meme!
We ALL know who is really the lewdest Senran!
>>170076859
>
[x] Willingly take maso-drug
>>170076903
>!
anon
>>170077014
!!!
>>170076859
I beat her with whatever I can get my hands on.
>>170076859
eat her ass
>>170076903
Asuka is a size queen!
>>170077220
Asuka, please calm down! Look at what you've done to yourself!
>>170077397
Asuka is addicted to giving paizuri!
>>170077685
Asuka uses her succubus tail to give tail-jobs and drink seamen!
She heard you can actually eat people whole with it but hasn't tried that yet!
>>170077879
sensitive tails > tailjobs
What would you do if Haruka came to you andasked if you would go to a psychiatrist with her to get help for her debilitating sex addiction?
She's too nervous to go alone and too embarrassed to ask one of her teammates but knows it's become a problem.
Does your senran swallow?
>>170077952
Wait
She wants to get over it, or get even more addicted to it?
Yumi's nipples are always making sneak peeks.
>>170077943
Asuka was too shy to have sex so I just massaged and licked her tail for a few seconds until she came.
Now I have to clean my floor...
>>170052845
Oh here it is
>>170078940
That Miyabi is WAY TOO smug!!!
>>170078940
Can I take this cute from her head?
Whatever you do don't post a single picture of Imu
Whoops
>>170081139
Alright, that's the line. TIME TO DIE!
So this is what Christmas at Gessen looks like.
Mirai was full of melancholy during the PBS livestream.
The Crimson Squad will hug her and praise her! Praise!
However! Mirai! It's good to praise Hikage, but don't say that her rap is sugoi! Don't think about becoming a rapper!
I have an intense need to impregnate this sexy lesbian woman
>>170083025Netorare!
>>170083278
>not self inserting as Miyabi and sweeping Imu off her feet
anon...
IMU GETTING FRIENDZONED BY MIYABI!
>>170083478
Sweeping you say?
This is a Japanese dragon...
>>170083742
>SFV Ryu
>Having normals
>>170083735
Miyabi's problem isn't that she can't say no, it's that she's too much of a dork to say yes.
>>170083876
I'm gonna titfuck that dragon.
How would you feel if a hot and wet lesbian wanted you to touch her?
>>170084645
I'd touch the shit out of her.
>>170084061
I'm gonna titfuck this dragon.
>>170083876
This is an Aztec dragon/serpent.
>>170084754I'd kill a man for Senran anime by Kyoani
sssssshhhhIkaruga is sleeping
>>170084934
Ikaruga sleeps naked!
This (these?) is (are???) are japanese crow and a japanese snake
>>170084754
She makes me diamonds, but her voice and demeanor also make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I wish I was that shota.
How would you react if your Senran had cat earsbut she'd absolutely hate it when you touch them and they'd also flap around like crazy when you try.
This is my big sister!
I want a vitriolic rivalry with Imu over who can make Miyabi fall in love first, only for it to turn friendly, then we eventually fall in love with each other instead!Turns out Miyabi rebuffed both of us because she thought we would be good together
>>170085259
Renka teasing her little brother!
>>170084645
I'd give her a little shock...
>>170085567
Who's your favourite Senran, Mike Pence
>>170085013
Ikaruga does not sleep naked!
It is just the only chance her body gets to remove the clothes it hates so much! Her body hates that she forces clothes to cover it up!
>>170085065
Hes too damn lucky
This is what Haruka will look like in 10 years:
>>170086469
That's some great plastic surgery on her face.
>>170086469
The Crimson Squad will buy a Inn and run it themselves and have a gigantic insurance policy on the business.
However! One of the other Senrans, not of the Crimson Squad, decides that Yomi needs lots of money, and therefore commits arson! Who could it have been!
cheep cheep
Good day /skg/. In my most recent D&D Session, we apparently finished a dungeon that was supposed to take a month to go through in only 3 days (in game) and leveled up two times as a result. How has your day been?
There's 2 types of Senrans. Ones that shower in the morning and the other ones that shower before they go to sleep.
>>170089549
What about Murasaki? She doesn't shower at all.
>>170089682
That's becauseI lick every inch of her body 3 times a day.
>>170089682
Murasaki is a midway shower person
Doesn't want to shower first thing in the morning, doesn't want to go to bed with wet hair
All Senrans get showered with cum! This is canon!
AHAHAHAHA
I'VE FINALLY DONE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>>170090236
It really isn't. At all.
>>170090276
What did you do anon?
I want to sink my teeth into a scared Murasaki,just a tiny bit though so it doesn't hurt her, while I caress her large chest.
>>170078457
Yumi's just a whore now
How enjoyable is it to watch Hibari play video games?
>>170091628
I bet Hibari doesn't actually play games, she just shitposts on /v/
>>170091628
It sucks, she's terrible at video games.
>>170091628
Less enjoyable than playing with her!
>>170091628
Imagine DSP, only replace frustrated "WOW"s with upset "aww"s
>>170091628
It depends on the game. The most enjoyable is when she plays horror games. She wants to sit on your lap and throws herself back when she's scared.Just make sure you're not wearing your good pants.
>>170091628
It's the infinitely frustrating feeling of watching someone who is having an genuinely fun time but simultaneously doing everything wrong
So you have to hold back as hard as you can from backseat gaming
This is Murasaki and Imu, two biologically related sisters with homosexual and incestuous tendencies that somehow have never been inside each other's pants.
Say something nice about them!
>>170093478
Saki's pretty cute
>>170093478
>somehow have never been inside each other's pants.
Good, now leave.
>>170093478
Murasaki doesn't have any homosexual tendencies. She just locked herself up because she hurt other people and her own sister with a power she can't control. All she really wants is some skinship with her sister.
>ANONKOVICH
>>170094481
>Ototo-kun!
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
Someone pls update
So what's the deal with this Murasaki retcon?
In SV they pretty explicitly show her in a flashback as being borderline abused by her family (Imu included) for not wanting to be a ninja, culminating in Murasaki shutting herself away and threatening to use her powers on anyone that bothers her.
And now I guess she's the Incredible Hulk and is afraid of hurting people so she isolates herself?
It kind of takes away from the character, honestly.
>>170095538
I always assumed that Imu actually kicks herself over that in private. It makes sense that Saki isolates herself because she most likely knows her emotions going haywire could end up hurting a lot of people. I mean, Rin said herself that when Imu was under the influence of the root, she was on the same level as a Yoma
>>170095538
I don't see why it can't be both.
>>170095538
You can't hate your family forever. They both need to grow up some more, but they're on the right way.
>>170072538
>What kind of bathing suit even has zippers in the front of it?
zuriswimsuits of course
>>170096325
It would be pretty cool to have your dick sucked by Imu and Murasaki at the same time.
>>170096589
Imu is going to protect her younger sister from filth like you.
Miyabi is cute! CUTE!
Realistically speaking it would be extremely easy to get Imu and Murasaki into a threesome with another person.
>>170096325
It's cute to see them getting along.
>>170096769
It's just a fun sisterly activity. If they're really not okay with it they can step on me instead. It's not my first choice but if they're more comfortable then it's fine.
>>170096854
>it would be extremely easy to get Imu and Murasaki into a threesome
Murasaki would smell your perverted intentions and your rotten stench would trigger her root of calamity.
>>170097104
Imu would suggest it as a bonding exercise and before you know it you're breathing through Murasaki's cleavage while getting jerked off
>>170097324
>Imu would suggest it as a bonding exercise
If Imu would ever suggest something sexual it would be both of them beating up miyabi and having their way with her.
>>170096589When you cum, they french kiss each other, trying to wrestle more it back into their mouths
>>170097769
Yes, you get it! The rest of you take notes and see me after class.
>>170097467
Imu cares about her sister and needs to make sure she's ready when she meets her prince!
There's no better way to teach a budding princess how to shine a pole than a personal demonstration and hands on experience!
>>170097920
Murasaki has more experience with men from reading Mirais fanfiction than Imu could ever get from wiping sweat off miyabis unconcious body.
>>170098024
Miyabi is not a man.
Hello /skg/. OP pic here.
http://i.imgur.com/jsutgnV.png
>>170098024
Imu EXPLICITLY does that with permission and ONLY does that while Miyabi is conscious.
>>170098468
You don't even want to know what went down when Imu "took care" of miyabi while she was lying in the hospital.
Help me this slav is bullying me
>>170095342
w-why
>>170098554
What if I do?
>>170098647
You must give her the proper offering of beansprouts
>>170098554
Imu is a good friend and diligently cared for Miyabi if that's what you're asking
>>170098647
You'll survive.
>>170098283
>JADF picnice
>>170098647
She just wants a kiss anon, give it to her before she puffs out those cheeks.
>>170098992
French kissing is recommended.
>>170098730
You could blindfold Imu and have her name Miyabis body parts by taste alone.
>>170098992
Okay, I kissed her but now she won't leave my house and started cooking bean sprouts for me.
SHIT SHE'S THROWING OUT MY FOOD AND REPLACING EVERYTHING WITH BEAN SPROUTS
>>170099498
You should mow the lawn before she tries to throw some wild grass in there anon.
What food flavouring does your senran remind you of?
Haruka, Cinnamon
>>170099584
It's too late for him.
>>170100980
I envy him, I want a yomi to be my housewife.
I wonder if Murasaki sometimes moves her hair subconciously. Like when she's reading through rapunzel and her hair starts caressing her body or something like that.
>>170103217
When Murasaki reads posts like these her pubes weave together around her pussy like an ironclad chastity belt.
>page 9
>>170103821Which other Senrans most likely have pubic hair?
>>170105505
Rin, Daidouji, Haruka. Yagyuu, Kat and Murakumo.
>>170105505
Mirai is very proud of the few sparse hairs she has down there since it proves she's an adult woman and not a kid.
>>170098881
>>170101705
>JADF will never draw here again
>JADF will never draw things for free
>the pictures from his patreon will never be leaked
Fuck it
>>170106089
Good riddance.
Hate the terrible fetish art he draws.
>>170106216
do no bully doodledudes
>>170106089
He drew Katsuragi here like 2 weeks ago
>>170106259
Never.
I shall hate some more.
>>170106292
Post that Kat if you're so great
Why is Gabriel so shit? She ruined the whole episode.
>>170107821
Wrong thread, loser.
>>170107821
Gaben is my favorite senran!
>>170107821
Shut up Satania
>>170108004
>>170108139
Don't be like that Gabu. Satania is cool.
>>170108226
Satania is cool, unlike Raphiel. Worst dropout!
>>170108495
Raphiel is a big fat cow! I hate her busty body!
oWo
I want to cheer Mistress Haruka up!
>Page 8
Wake up /skg/!
>>170108702
o3o/) *pat pat*
>>170106628
>that drawing cost over $600
>>170109330
I want to cum in a sock and wait for it to harden so it becomes a cum mace that I can use to dom Haruka!
>>170111081
I want anon to remember that Haruka has a motherfucking Coatbot, which has chainsaws and a flamethrower and shit. A cum mace is nothing to that.
>>170111362
>im-fucking-plying anything can beat the power of the dick (or dick derivatives)
>>170111669
Coatbot has at least 7 dildos pre-installed in him.
That's at least 7 dick derivatives, which is more than your one. Face it Anon, Mistress Haruka has you out smarted and fucked!
>>170111873
>dildos
That's like saying a plastic sword could beat a real metal sword.
>>170111956
What if they're metal dildos? That;s got to amount for something.
>Pink Ninja noises
>>170111873
Haruka having coatbot rape you in all of your orifices while she watches and does a dumb ojou-sama laugh?
>>170112987
>>170112765
>paizuri noises
Being tipsy with a squid?!
>>170114409
What are you slurping on tonight yagyuu guy?
What's your favorite fan canon regarding your senran? Mine is that Minori teases people by going into turbo lewd ara ara mode when she thinks no one is watching.
>>170115539
That Shiki totally likes black guys.
>>170115270
Cheap wine with family.
The only senran I remember saying they drink is Rin because she's Rin. As far as I know, Dai, Miyabi and Imu should be able to drink too.
>>170115539
I like to think that sometimes Ryoubi just chills out while at home. Like, there are days where she just needs a break and Ryouna kindly obliges her.
>>170115539
Walmart Kagura. Kagura liking burgers.
Naraku watching shitloads of movies.
>>170115539
Daidouji speaking perfect english, Daidouji being band nation wide from all zoos for fighting giraffes.
>>170115539
Highly irritable
>>170115539
Mirai has a big dick!
I only like black cocks
>>170118629
I wonder who could be behind this post???
>>170118629
Nobody cares, Shiki
>>170115539
Miyabi has colossal mantits. And Leo is actually transgender.
>>170117420
I actually hope they make Dai good at English. It'd make perfect sense.
>>170115539
I'm pretty sure it's just me and that other anon, but I like the idea of Renka being a shotacon.
>>170119278
Daidouji's pronunciation will be PERFECT because of all the muscles she trained in her throat!
However, she will not understand a single word of what she is saying. Haruka plans to have her say extremely dirty things in front of Hanzo in english! Like her suggested jokes to Homura, and her world domination plans in BA.
>>170115539
Miyabi likes hamburgers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNk6JZ3K92k&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0K5w9_R2M
>>170115539
Leo is actually insecure about her voice outside of battle, so she dresses and acts hyper-feminine to try and compensate.
>>170119865
>speaks perfect english
>won't understand it
>Ever listening to haruka
no.
>>170119865
Everything about this post is terrible.
>>170119865
This is not fun
What's the best thing you could do to make your Senran happy?
>>170122928
Headpats and tummy rubs
>>170122928
inseminate her life
>>170122928
Religion
>>170122928
Tell her that everything is going to be ok. Wait, that should be for me, and I'll never hear it from her.
>>170123365
>telling someone everything will be OK
That's like saying "I'll marry you after this war is over" or "I promise I'll come back".
>>170122928
Cum inside her tight pussy for the sole purpose of impregnation and give her a popsicle afterwards.
>>170123591
Then "Everything is not ok, but we can work on it now"?
>>170122928
Be her little brother!
>>170122928
Stay away.
>>170124058
Don't be me, anon. You can do better.
>>170122928
Nothing. I got nothing to offer.
It's why i know i'll never be a husband or a father.
I've accepted and made my peace that i'm going to die alone one day.
I wish I was dead.
Is it rape if I want it?
>>170124830
Dying sounds nice.
But i got a reason to live, games to play.
And waifus to collect.
>>170124830
don't dew yourself in just yet kid
>>170124830
meh, dyings not really worth it. I used to want to kill myself a lot, attempted a few times, but then I realized that its really not so bad, being alive. You can do a lot of things. I took up cooking, and painting models, and playing lots of videogames, all in my spare time, and those have been great tools in staving off my severe depression and the fact that im a terrible person. Just gotta find something you enjoy doing, i suppose.
>>170125105
You know it doesn't seems to matter in the end. It seems to always end in the same subjects, and everything goes in circles. But in each cicle, most things I thought I'd enjoy loses importance.
If I get what I want, would I hate it after a long time? Then I want nothing.
>>170124830
Check out this commie whore selling her values for money.
>>170124830
Do you really want to die, or do you just want absolution of responsibility and expectations
Because that's what I want
>>170126232
If I knew for sure that my senran whored herself, for money, and for pleasure, I would let everything colapse. Anyway, after all she's not real, and not really mine.
>>170127305
Just stop masturbating for a month and drink some coffee. Real dark brew coffee with no sugar or creamer. None of the metrosexual shit a Californian would buy from Starbucks.
>>170126652
Not really an option, right?
>>170125730
True, no matter how many times i distract myself. No matter what purpose we find, it meaningless in the end.
Still, we must press on and live. Even if everything is pointless.
>>170127516
>>170128628
>>170130098
Just imagine holding your senran's hand and cuddling on a bed. Your troubles just melt away.
It's a shame we can't have nice things.
>>170128751
Can you tell me if this is okay to post on a Christian imageboard?
breastmango
Does anyone even like Kafuru?
Asuka's mental retardation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>170130621
Plenty of people do. Where have you been?
>>170130724
Asuka is a special girl!
>>170130907
I was too busy bullying Kafuru to see if she had any fans.
What the hell does Kafuru mean in Japanese anyway?
>>170131224
It means "One who is dork"
>>170131073
Well pay more attention. Also, you should stop bullying Kafuru before Luka bites your dick off
>>170131327
I'm not afraid of a dolphin because I stay on land.
Here is the thing. See ya
>>170131342
>>170131342
>>170131342
>>170131425
Luka finds a way.
>>170131268
Thanks for the info. I made sure everyone will understand from now on.
>>170131425
Thats clearly not gonna help you, idiot.
>>170130419
yeah I hope so.