Dota 2 Gen /d2g/

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dotards

You DO play games other than dota right dotards?

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>"trust me i am a smurf, i'll carry you guys"
>"I don't play support."
>"I'm jungling, I need to be carry to win"
>"all of you guys are shit, you guys lost the fucking game for me"

All this, in 1 game, four different people

>>169944767
out of these i think "i dont play support" is always the most infuriating

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>>169944767

>>169944861
haha filtered

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>>169944917
i thought you said you're just going to post this once

this is bullshit.

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esportards when?

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>>169944584
Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!

uhm so i got a few of those player cards where do i see them? Like I didn't open them or anytrhing.

>>169945467
eg is scrimming complexity tomorrow in 16 hours

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>call blademail
>culling

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When do the GOOD teams play?

I would like some coffee.

>>169945821
>Liquid is gonna be dominant before the major then crash and burn during it

What happens to most teams, pretty much a pattern now.

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When do the GREAT teams play?

>>169946057
>tfw VP will never be good again

>>169944914
Both teams had similar, 4 cores one jungle one support. Their jungle clinkz got the most farm in the game while all of.our cores for free farm and were constantly getting kills in their lane

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>>169945546

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Dotards?

can i climb mmr by literally randoming every game

>>169946651
ye until about 5k
just play slardar or ogre

>>169946651
no

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>>169946057
I've seen this Episode last year after Epicenter, still Feels Bad

>>169946651
>>169946793
ROFL i thought you said roaming my bad
ye if you random in ranked youre reported retard

>>169946796
i can play all hero my dude with an exception of earth spirit

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>tfw to intelligent to be male

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>No e-spurts
>no meme streams
>no meme-modes

ded

>>169947430
how about idk, playin the game

81% win rate with luna feels fucking good man

>>169946992
>that delusion
no you can't

>>169947716
legit everyone has a 70%+ winrate on that broken hero, kys.

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>see timberchain through fog of war
>blink and kill timbersaw because of it
Really nice game, dotards

>>169947774
>55%
;_;

>Eight teams have earned direct invites to The Kiev Major, and starting at 7AM PST, these top squads will be revealed one at a time every five minutes inside the Battle Pass Compendium. Head over to the Compendium section for the countdown timer.
FKING JEW

How do I search for pro games where they play with my favorite hero?

>>169948518

Isn't the direct invites just whoever won honeylans and runner ups?

ARTOUR GETTING 80 FUCKING FPS WITH THE BRAND NEW AMD RYZEN LMAO LMAO LMAO
AMD BTFO
AMD IS FOR POOR PEOPLE

>>169948779

Does RTZ still not use Linux? Then I don't care

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>>169948779
>80 fps
but thats 20 higher than 60fps, how much more can you possibly see?

>>169948779
Why do I keep seeing this everywhere spewed alongside unintelligible memes and low quality shitposting
PC gaming faggots are a plague

>>169949057
>2016
>not playing with at LEAST 100 fps
stupid anime poster

>>169949142
It's important because AMD has been hyping this super ultra tech processor series that are supposedly going to boost your gaming performance by 1000% but now our boy the main character of Dota 2 is playing on a PC packed with the RYZEN and he is barely breaking the 80fps mark which shows that the fucking processor is not doing shit and an i7 wouldve had a constant 100fps at all times.

>>169949182

60 fps is for the cinematic SILKY SMOOTH experience

>>169948779
>>169949057
>>169949142
>>169949182
he's playing at 1080p the limiting factor is the graphics card/lack of optimization from volvo.

>>169949515
t. amd marketer

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>>169949515
>1080p
>not 4k

>>169949515
>playing at 1080p means its ok to get fps hiccups
>meanwhile an i7 gets 100fps at all times

Amd marketers fuck off

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Fuck me man, I want to go to sleep happy, but I'll be far happier if I'm actually 4k

what do?

Why is Axe so good? Is it because I don't build tranquil boots on axe?

>>169950051
dont be a pussy anon
JUST DO IT

>>169949515
Dota 2 is horrible on the CPU, it doesn't even bring my FX 8 core to 100% utilization

In any case isn't he running dota 2 while streaming? What resolution is he streaming at? 1080p 60fps?

>>169950051
>Is it because I don't build tranquil boots on axe?
what do you do for regen then? or do you not jungle?

>>169949617
>>169949641
>>169949745
I have an i7 7700k and a 1070 and a 144 hz monitor the game will not go above 100 fps, and it will drop significantly when certain ultis are being used.
This is not an AMD/Intel/Nvidia thing this is shitty optimization.

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>doom's who get midas first item

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>>169950310
>this is shitty optimization.
>Dota 2 has gotten less optimized over the years

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>>169950093
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>169950257
I start quelling/stout if jungle and get a quick ring of health, gives me all the regen I need, then I pick up boots/wind lace, TP if needed, grab a PMS + Vangaurd

And from there get my blink

Also someone fucking banned axe in my next game, who the fuck bans axe

>>169950310
oh fuck off i have a 6700k and a 1070 evga ftw and i play at a constant 150-160 lowest it has ever gone was 70 and that was in dota imba with like 10 march of the machines going

>>169950548
people who want to pick PA

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Guys I have a $6000 rig and the game only runs at 10 fps wat do?

>>169950942
Install the direct x drivers.

>>169950942
try turning it off and on. if that doesn't work call geeksquad

>>169950942
make sure your monitors are plugged into your gpu and not your motherboard

>>169950646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQwSKAcHOu4
>valvedrones

>first pick earth spirit
>get typical roaming build of starting oov
>team picks TWO (2) junglers
>i am the greedy one

so who get the invite?

>rtz streaming for 3 hours
>1000 viewers
holy shit i knew this game was dead but god damn

>SA gets a spot
why DID THEy take one from NA
what teams are even from SA?

>>169952364
He got off to get food you retard

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Stop building Aghanim's on Phantom Lancer, it's a shit item that serves absolutely no purpose, even fucking Radiance would be better, fucking fuck.

>>169952364
he had 15000 before he got off.

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>>169950310
>i7-3770k
>r9 290 non-x
>110-144fps
>max settings with no AA

hmmmmmmmmmm

Haven't watched an EE stream in a while. Is he still an autist or has he calmed down? I don't want to watch his stream only for him to not sperg out.

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>>169952440
Obviously Valve wants to promote Dota more in South America, seeing as how Dota is OBJECTIVELY more popular in SA than it is NA. Skill difference be damned, those are just the facts.
Be prepared to know the names of a lot more Peruvian teams throughout 2017, dotards.

>>169950051
> Why is Axe so good?
Because he's broken.

EE AND RTZ ON THE SAME TEAM YAAASSSSS

>>169952774
I'm gonna prepare all of my shitposts for when the SA team eliminates NA in the Major.

Screenshot this for future reference.

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>>169952905
>there will be SA-related shitposting

good prediction nahaz

>>169952905
ROFL LA<OPAF

>>169952440
Because taking eulul would have been awful

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>>169950093
>>169950548
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!

IF YOU CAN CONCIEVE IT YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT!

THERE'S TWO I'S IN LING LING!

I FINALLY FUCKING GOT BACK TO 4K /d2g/!!!

HOLD ME!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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How do I avoid ending up like PSG?
http://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF

>>169954218
man dota used to look like shit

>>169954218
what exactly did he do wrong in that webm

it's always fun to watch capitalist & rtc play together

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Dead fuckin' thread.

LOL

>>169948779
>>169949515
He's playing at 1440p with a 144Hz monitor. In fact he literally stopped his stream to "go eat", came back and removed the Ryzen stream title and somehow his FPS is back to 140.

I really had high hopes for Ryzen too but it's not looking good if someone paid to use it couldn't tolerate the poor performance.

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Is it cannon? Is spectre actually PA?
I can't seem to find any holes in the theory.

>>169956037
Mortred is a assassin
Mercurial is a disintegrating ghost
how are they the same?

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>>169956346
I dunno man this looks like she's on her way to disintegrating ghost.

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Uhh dotards?

>>169957364
dude moving average lmao

>>169957364
Needs to drop even deeper.

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How do we fix Broodmother? She's so bad it's laughable.

>>169957603
Better talents

>>169957501
??

>>169957603
spiderlings now work like eidolons
they grow stronger/bigger every level of the skill

>>169944480
Ben going viper mid every game i play. Went from 2.3k to 3k in a week

>>169957967
the players decrease is real, the extreme dip you see isn't
it's always there, it's just an artifact of how the curve is smoothed

>>169957364
The new Zelda came out. So NintenDotards are playing that for now.

>>169945587
U can open them and make fantasy pick predictions when compendium starts

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YAMES IS BACK AND HOSTING AT THE BTS HUB

http://beyondthesummit.tv/kiev-qual-hub/

>>169959104
You're not fooling anyone, bud

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>>169957603
two ideas

>spiderlings and spiderites gain +1/2/3/4% damage resist per other spiderling in a 900 radius
>spiderlings' poison sting stacks

>>169959437
There is nothing wrong with broodmother, the hero is an unstoppable split pusher if the enemy has no AoE clear

>>169957603
+2 damage on broodmother per spiderling vs spiderlings drop 1 hp before dying talent

>>169957603

Broodmother can now lay spider eggs into neutral creeps if their camp is covered by a web.

After, 30/25/20/15 seconds, the Eggs hatch and instantly consume the neutrap creeps and they are replace by Giant Spiderlings that are hostile to the enemy team and will automatically aggro them if they get within the Spiderlings' vision

BAM

VIABLE

>>169950942
hack the government in 3d

>>169959687
That's actually a cool idea and something that sounds like would be picked up by Icefrog if posted on reddit.

>>169957603
broodmother can now consume her spiderlings to become the ultimate spido-fuego

queensland?

>>169959803
I want Icefrog to pick it up here, not reddit. Fuck those fags

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>this fucking 5 fps For Honor on rtz strim
AMD BTFO LMAO

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TERMINATOR DICK HD
https://youtu.be/DdTzfes-xJI

every morning I wake up and pray that dota hasn't died

sydney?

>14 TEAMS
14 TEAMS
>14 TEAMS
14 TEAMS
>14 TEAMS
14 TEAMS

DEAD ESPORTS LUL

>>169961039
I didn't buy a goypendium can you give me a quick rundown

>>169961110
>8 invited teams
>6 qualifiers
>10 teams per qualifier
>one team of each qualifier is battle cuck
>Europe, CIS, China, and SEA get 2 open qualifiers
>NA gets 4 open qualifiers
>South America gets 8 fucking open qualifiers

great comp scene desu

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>>169961216
>NA gets 4 open qualifiers
>South America gets 8 fucking open qualifiers
this is what really gets me, NA actually has quite a bit of very competitive T2 teams and SA has basically nothing

>>169961409
they're gonna have to fill those 1024 slots with fucking 1k-3k peru stacks

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>>169959734

Lets predict the 4 teams that will get the direct invite since EG,OG,TL, and DC are guranteed to be in

My predicts
>Wings
>Newbee
>VP
>TNC

I killed this thread.

>>169962858
lmao who careas haha xd

>>169963454
no i did.

>>169963454
RTZ did
Everyone is watching him right now

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>>169962858
>Virtus "call gg minute 1 then proceeds to get 2-0d by EG, only EG can beat us then proceeds to get 2-0d by DC, OG doesn't know how to play the game then proceeds to get 2-0d by OG" Pro
>Major tier team
kek

>>169962858
I have a feeling that VG.J might get an invite. Even though they haven't played in that many tournaments they've been pretty good lately. So, my predictions:
>Wings
>Newbee
>VG.J
>TNC

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Alright, welcome back to the /d2g/ show. On today's program we talk about ward placement and dedicated ward spots; have you been taking unnecessary risks?

And later, guest d2g poster drops by to share with us some new meme's he's been working.

[d2g theme music plays] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWMKWLY74do

>>169965026
*randoms 5th core*
fuck your mom, me no zaport xaxaaxa )))

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>>169946464
i never got sauce for this, may i have some pls? a LINK would be great!

>>169965250
here you go!
*unzips dick*

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>>169965330
wheres the rest of it?

what went wrong?
a year ago arcanas were ~20€, which felt a bit high but feasible and now they're closer to 35€ which is a bit too much for few pixels

How do I play DotA without hating myself?

>>169966319
not possible

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>parents are away for a whole week
>home alone all day for a week
>all I do all day is play Dota naked and eat more snacks than usual

>>169967269
>naked
stop anon i already fapped this morning

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>>169967269
you should throw a house party and invite all of us! ill bring pizza!

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Remember James?

>>169967269
this is a 18+ website mate

>>169967356
this sounds comfy
you could take turns going down on us too, its only polite to make your guests feel welcome

>>169968303
you mean that "I can say whatever I want and be general asshole without the consequences" guy?

Yeah I remember him. If I recall correctly he got banned from scene for being general asshole

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>>169968513
Don't worry, I'm 19

>>169968303
how is his meme game diaboligotilogical or whatever doing?

>NA and EU 1 qualifier slot each
>Shit East Asia gets 2 qualifier slots

How is this fucking allowed? FUCKING BRUNO CARLUCCI NEEDS TO BE HUNG BY HIS BLACK BALLS

friendly reminder that solar crest is a good item now :D

>>169957364
the last data point was calculated at like 4 am est when no one is playing so it looks like theres an extreme drop.

If you check back in couple days it will just be a straight line.

I predict the player number will rise to 1.1 after the major.

>>169968960
He's been working on it 7 days a week. Check his stream vods if you are interested. Beta opening this year I gathered? It looks nice desu.

>>169968743
19 is the new 9 year old.

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I haven't been on /d2g/ for half a year now, post your new memes

>>169947430

are female dota hero reals?

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>>169968683
>make your guests feel welcome
>not even hosting the party
got a few extra chromosomes there buddy?

>>169969623
it's dead jim

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>draw an agility hero
>call it an int hero

Uhh... Doturds?

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What hero(s) does one pick for the middle lane?

>>169969776
i was talking about the other anon

>>169969887
did you just assume her primary stat?

>>169969910
i pick silencer, mirana, lina and qop

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>>169969914
so you just replied to the wrong person then?

>>169970050
assuming the post i replied to was yours i was just adding on to your post in reference to the original

>>169970162
what

>>169969910
Invoker, Shadowfiend, Xin, juggernaut and lone druid

>>169970231
retard

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5x8k0l/why_has_dota_taken_a_huge_dip_in_player_numbers/

huh..... DOTARDS?????????

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>>169970464
I FOUND YOU AOBA NOW IM GOING TO PAT YOUR HEAD! TRY AND STOP ME!

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>>169970606
Pat THIS! (unzips pants), kusolord.

>>169969623
BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

boycott valve

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>>169970464
>animeshitters are r*dditors

hmmm, really makes me think..

>>169971389
Think about what?

>>169971389
>giving (You)s to the biggest loser in the thread
avoid the autism

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Should Bruno die?

>>169971671
better question
when will we die?

reminder lads
our guys vs col in 9 hours

>>169971770
Not before Bruno, inshallah

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>see enemy carry as support
>entire team is right behind you
>fully expect enemy carry to try to run, but I'm Disruptor, maybe I can get a glimpse off
>he instead goes on you, instagibbing you
>team jumps on him an he explodes too

I was a bit shocked, to say the least. He had just buybacked, was the real reason I didn't expect him to jump on me, but he went full Leeroy Jenkins and lost the game.

What the fuck kinda people am I being matched with that save for buyback then dive without vision?

Am I stupid for spamming Rubick

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>>169972221
I have a game to Lose!: The Hero

>>169971770
WHAT IS DED MAY NEVER DIE

inshallah n00bs.

who the fuck is david m kim

>>169970714
>>169970606
>>169970464
i wonder how you guys look

>>169972814
1 is a fat middle aged baldy and the other is underage.

You're welcome, inshallah.

>>169959623
Which almost every hero bloody has

>>169970464
They should have just added the talent shit AFTER you hit level 16 (and designed the talents accordinglyto that level onwards) so it didn't fuck up the usual level progression when playing a hero.

Shrines just made hard mistakes when taking risks more trivial

>>169970464
Catering solely to reddit killed the game.

This is what happens when you explicitly pander to only one online community for your game with Valve devs not even hiding it and openly going there and sucking reddit user dick. Valve basically said "Fuck everyone else that plays our game. Only these guys matter."

Now they're surprised why everyone else said "Well, fuck you Valve and fuck Dota 2!"? They deserve it.

Die like a bitch.

I actually cannot envision a scenario in which you'd:

1. Need a Nature's Prophet
2. He'd actually contribute directly to winning the game

>>169974305
It wasn't Valve per se but Bruno that pandered to reddit.

Notice how before Bruno was hired Valve gave no fucks what reddit wanted and icefrog actually responded to his emails and then suddenly when he was hired to work for valve we got memeback and endless support buffs.

Bruno is the anti-dotard of dota judgement day.

>>169974305
chink and leftist from reddit pay more money

>>169974305
>reddit forces to release dota 7
>full of bugs, unpolished and unfinished
>reddit whines anyway
Reddit is one retarded place, always has been and always will be

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>>169974872
Bulldog is playing with you

>>169974923
Dude I don't know whose fault it is over at Valve, whether it be Bruno, or Icefrog, or some middle-management fuck-up because I or you don't have any hard proof. But I at least expected them to be smart enough to know from their year's of online gaming and community experience to avoid this circle-jerk type of phenomenon that starts a death spiral for your product.

It's like an online form of inbreeding. If you focus more and more on only a subset of your population, you'll be limited to only input from them and they won't always have the best ideas or talent, but since you're already locked in, you're forced to pick the best from the available mediocrity because you don't want to look elsewhere or are too lazy to. Kind of like how inbreeding won't fix genetic defects in your family and can only make them worse because you're doubling-down on defective genes and not introducing good ones.

If you want 1 prime example what I'm saying is true, just look at the fucking talent pool of casters we have now. They're not entertaining at all to watch or listen to for many tournaments now, but sure, Valve will still believe what Reddit says, that they're exceptional and they deserve to be recognized for their work, because they want to hear that there's no problem, that things are going fine, and that Dota is the best that it's ever been.


>>169974936

All that money can't fix a dying game. Being more neutral and having a wider vision moving forward will.

>7.00 purges autistic "lone wolves"
>now they spend all their time on d2g sperging out about everything

/vg/ was a mistake

>>169975659
Bruno did it and he doesn't give a shit, idiot.

He literally suckered you gullible fucks on /d2g/ to shill the ever loving shit out of him onto every social media website just by posting on here a few times and secured himself employment at valve.

Fuck Bruno, fuck reddit and fuck you.

>>169975764
IT'S A TEAM GAME

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>wrap cheese into cheese sticks
>10 pcs
>queue dota
>gramps said he will cook it instead
>k
>few minutes later he served it
>half burned
>declined my match
>mfw

>>169975813
>fuck you

Wut. I never participated in that crap.

tell me why are you not playing lol instead of dota2 right now.
Also yes, this is a shillpost

>>169975909

Aussie hour is the worst

>>169975843
Stop being mean to your grandpa or you will face excessive hardship, inshallah

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>open bubblegum balls wrap
>it dropped

DOTARDS?

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>hooks you in english
heh, frash mayt

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how to play pic related against TA? its pretty tough

>>169976413
Are you serious? Invoker is literally a better TA in lane, he gets all his spells and a free refraction with alacrity in lane.

All you need to do to beat TA is just draw aggro and her refraction charges get taken off for free.

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what the fuccc do the skill brackets mean in unranked?

i swear it just gives me random shit

>>169970464
>Read thread
>MUH 7.00
>MUH EPIN SOLO PLAY, WHY I CAN'T 1v9 IN A TEAM GAME
>MUH EBIN BULLKEK SPLIT PUSH
>MUH SUB 6K GAMES THAT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN 5 MAN DOTO ARE A REPRESENTATION OF TRUE DOTA
>MUH MATCHMAKING THAT WE BASICALLY FORGED BY CRYING TO VALVE IS AWFUL

>>169976492
psi blades fuck me up a lot especially when he aims that mage and it splashes through me, shit hurts.
also, once she gets 6, TA justs dives me inside the tower and use his trap for vision and dust is ready lmao im panicking like shit

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>>169972814
smelly thirdies of course

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>>169975909
>fly to a lol infested third world shithole country
>buy newly released op hero on their server
>dominate every game because no one can counter it

>>169976738
there's no fix for being bad.
stupid redditors and d2g mmr crybabies.

if you faggots really wanna grind mmr, pick the fotm heroes and accept the fact that dota isn't a fun game unless you win.

>>169947430
man fucc u

>>169976642
Wut? How can you even let her run up to you? You can invoke ice wall, if she dives tower you can invoke deafening blast, if you think you can get a kill you cold snap, meteor, sunstrike when she begins the dive.

Invoker should NOT have problems 1v1 against a TA, you need more practice.

>>169976642
This is robably why youre 2k at best
You need to be cnstantly checking TAs levels and items for power spikes

>>169977218
thanks

How do we make Naga viable again?

>>169977428
Support Naga or Carry?

>>169977428
she still viable
just not tier 1 anymore

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>>169977428
EE-sama already made Naga viable.

How do I get better with heroes I've barely played? I want to practice earth spirit, TA, beastmaster, and several others (mainly mids), but I'd be playing these heroes way below my current skill level for my regular heroes and probably ruining games because of it.

I'm thinking of making a smurf, but am expecting games to be filled with smurfs who'll instapick mid and threaten feeding if they don't get their way. Bot games/custom games/wtf mode lobbies/other drafting modes are ok but not the same. What do?

How do I find the real phantom lancer from the illusion swarm?

>>169978084
veil

>>169978084
haunt

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>support guy, set him up tons of kills, save his ass repeatedly, do my job
>jaja commend me :v

Is there anything more triggering?

>more and more tripfags are showing up after 7.00
7.00 was a mistake a really big mistake

asking one last time

2 choices
>go clubbing with friends
or
>play dotards

make my choice, reddit.

>>169978398
just play dota who needs friends, they prob all fags anyway

>>169978339
>play 4v5 while am farms for 40 minutes
>finally helps out and "carries" the game
>talks shit about how the team couldnt win without him
ye i know that feel

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>87.5% winrate with snekkies in ~3500mmr ranked
uhh dotards?

>>169978659
I report every techies picker at sight. Doesn't matter if they won or lost me the game I always report they.

>>169978727
>being this reddit
I've literally never been sent to low prio or muted and techies is my main hero :^)

>>169978431
Neither of those faggots are our guys.

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>>169978879
you don't deserve EE with this attitude

>>169978971
Don't talk for me, thanks.

I dislike that immensely.

>has actual mods
>phones banned

/v/ was a mistake

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>>169978879
>>>/r/Dota2

>>169979496
but is it soloq games?

>>169979171
/v/ served its purpose in creating /vg/

Goodmorning Dota 2, I fell asleep abd didn't go to the gym. I'll go tomorrow

>>169976496
>Only play VHS games
>Matched with everything from 3.5k to 8k players in unranked.

Unranked is a clown fiesta. Full of smurfs and boosters, at least at the high end. I've been carried by 4ks and seen 7ks play like they're brand new players. Also, everyone only plays pubstomp cores so my games get really fucking stale.

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>>169979496

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I hate partyq sing

>>169979957
>go duostack or tristack clown fiesta doto in unranked
>pick heroes like earth spirit, visage and other lvl 1-3 powerhouses
>rek the game in the first 10 minutes of the game, diving everything in sight
>gradually lose map control and farm advantage because the whole team joins in on the davai and we end up losing because they had one guy splitpushing
honestly its some of the most fun I have in this game when played sparringly

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>sing got so spooked by those two terrible games in a row he wont soloq till who knows when

>11 hours
>250 replies
JUST

>playing unranked
for what purpose? why not just grind ranked like everyone else

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>>169944480
>Be Nyx with an Aghs + Aether Lens
>push the enemy bottom rax
>blink up into the trees next to the rax
>be the biggest fucking nuisance imaginable

Thank God Dota is still fun sometimes.

>>169978068
Please respond, or I'll practice my shittiest heroes in your games.

>enemy has silencer
>team has zero (0) bkbs and dispel items except my guardian greaves

wew, that heart of yours truly helped magnus

/id/lolmikes

add me pals

>>169981823
that is the most autistic profile i've ever seen in my entire life

>>169981870
explain

>>169981870
Oh sweet summer child
You don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes

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>>169981823
It just isn't meant to be, lad.

:(

>>169982005
>d.brown
never reproduce

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>>169982105
Wasn't planning to.

>>169982282
;_;

wait isnt the invites supposed to be revealed now?

>>169982345
45 minutes friend

ded thred

>>169984204
it's a dead game what did you expect

>>169984369
>>169984204
we are waiting for invites nerds

Eg, OG, Liquid, VGJ, Faceless, TnC, Virtus Pro, Newbee

>>169984685
im better than all of these guys i feel

>>169984719
fuck off ppd, you aren't shit anymore and wont even make it through quali's

>>169984685
>Virtus Pro
kek

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>having a good game of dota
>sister walks in
>covers my eyes with her hands
>starts tickling me
>bites my nipples
>does weird sounds on my mic while I try to communicate with my teammates
>laughs when I get ganked while trying to make her go away
>unplugs my controller
>sits on my face

how do you deal with this kind of situation doturds?

>>169984934
Woah nice HUD mod

nice client dotards

based /OurGuys/ got in again lads

>>169984685
>VGJ
aw man i wanted to see them play throu the qualis

>>169984685

And the first invite is Wings

>doubting le wise professor

Wings got first invite

WTF WINGS HELLO??????????

Wings first invite over eg, og, or liquid


HAHAHHAHAHA

>>169985081
oh wait im a retard

are the regional qualifiers gonna be revealed as well?

>TI champion
>not getting free pass all year round

It's like you don't know Valve

>>169985289
>EG Ti6

wings before OG

uuuh... did /d2g/ just got BTFO?

>>169984925
get a better fetish

>>169985352
Wings has always been our guys

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>Wings won't get an invite
-d2g

WTF madara got invited

>od is 4.6k

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>Ad shitem

>people memeing about the order of invites
geez

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>chad finem gets invite
NOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

What the fuck are these invites

Ad Finem LUL

>Ad Finem
>Lose all games
>Get one hotstreak going in the last Major
>Lose everything since then
>Still get invited

Pay denbts.

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>Ad Finem got invited before EG
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>169984760
>Implying
>NA OQ 45/1,024
>SA OQ 95/1,024
How can NA even compete

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ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

I DESERVE A FREE PASS

PEDDDDUURRRRRR

>>169985663
>wings get invited before literally everyone

>>169985663
>EG
>getting invited
LUL

Tea winners first
major winner and second place

now its EG or Islamquid

>>169985659
Welcome to the "Oversaturation" memers end game

reminder that NaVi will get a free pass because they are the home team

>>169985783
reminder that they wont and your post will look silly

is EG not getting invited? is valve making them clean up the na qualifiers?

quick post Nasheed's

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LIQUID GOT INVITED BEFORE EG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH YET AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Our Guys

> EU invites: 3
> NA invites: 0

really makes you think

tv/cyborgmatt
is this live?

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>LIQUID
>AF
?????????????

>>169985906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

If ad finim, OG, and Wings got invited over EG, im pretty sure people would riot

>>169985958
t. Peter
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>169986005
>implying peter doesn't think he should be invited over EG

>>169978068
literally the only reason to play unranked is to learn heroes

all other times you should be playing ranked

>>169986075
wat?

>>169986075
legit?
peenoise blown the fuck out?

why are people even attempting to meme over the invites its fucking obvious that liquid OG EG would get invited no matter what, and AF probably since MUH majurs and then some chinese like wings or newbee

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>VG.J

>>169986075
based Russian hackers

>>169986075
rip TNC

>>169986075
>DC

that filthy jew

>>169986075
>>169986158
>first trump
>now invites

is there anything they cannot do?

>>169986075
>inviting digital Chaos
>inviting Ad finim
>not inviting TnC

>>169986179
>>169986224
hello Jark!

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WHY THE FUCK DID NP NOT GET AN INVITE

>>169986269
what have they won?

>>169986269
>NP
>invite
LOL

>>169986269
>anime
>ever

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>no SEA invites
>only 1 SEA team can qualify

has any region ever been this cucked?

>>169986315
>>169986338
desu senpai they deserve more than DC does LUL

>>169986075
>phone posting

Kill yourself, scum.

>DC

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>169986315
what have Ad Finem won? not a EE FAG but come on just because they are second then that means they got an invite for next Major

>>169986269
they are even going to lose the qualifier to onyx