/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

HOLY SHIT

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point me in the direction of da tik

In the meantime.

Thoughts on this ? I don't like that were going to have to fight this guy now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGs7rf8jQ

xth for TIK OUT ON BLACK CATS

I've wasted so many hours of my life mindlessly scrolling through these generals since they have begun. At first I was just checking in now and again to see if the .tik had dumped but then that Australian guy who "worked" at Big W gave me that false hope that a leak would happen, sure enough I was let down but the thrill of thinking it would come out infected me.

Since then I've taken the bait so many times I've lost count and I'm honestly exhausted. I don't hate you guys but god I'm going to be glad when this general is gone. The trolling attempts have got much worse over time but retards can't help but jump on a fresh maymay.

Zelda better be good, it's going to have to be atleast a 9.0/10 to make putting up with these threads worth it and before I go I just have to say fuck you to every Australian lurking at the moment.

I've wasted so many hours of my life mindlessly scrolling through these generals since they have begun. At first I was just checking in now and again to see if the .tik had dumped but then that Australian guy who "worked" at Big W gave me that false hope that a leak would happen, sure enough I was let down but the thrill of thinking it would come out infected me.

Since then I've taken the bait so many times I've lost count and I'm honestly exhausted. I don't hate you guys but god I'm going to be glad when this general is gone. The trolling attempts have got much worse over time but retards can't help but jump on a fresh maymay.

Zelda better be good, it's going to have to be atleast a 9.5/10 to make putting up with these threads worth it and before I go I just have to say fuck you to every Australian lurking at the moment.

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I've wasted so many hours of my life mindlessly scrolling through these generals since they have begun. At first I was just checking in now and again to see if the .tik had dumped but then that Australian guy who "worked" at Big W gave me that false hope that a leak would happen, sure enough I was let down but the thrill of thinking it would come out infected me. Look at all you limp dicked faggots on here. All you do all day in and out for the past week is slobber over the prospects of STEALING a game. And not only that, you little toeragged shits think its going to be the "best game of all time" and yet you're unwilling to pay $60 for it, because you fucking despise the thought of fair payment for fair work. All those developers that honed their craft and did everything you wanted to make the perfect game, and you want to piss on their dead mother's corpses. And the worst part? Every one of you was a dumb enough little cocksucker to buy a Wii U. A shitty weak gimmick console with no good games, you invested $300 into it and helped out nintendo and it never paid off with the AAA titles that are now being delivered on Switch, and yet here you are circle jerking each other over the opportunity to play a downscaled shaderless low draw distance 15 fps version of a game on your dead console. You reward nintendo for making a shitty console. You punish nintendo for making the dream games on a good console. What does that say? You turd muppet slack jawed faggots are killing gaming. Maybe you should kill yourselves instead and do the rest of us a favor. I've already contacted Nintendo for anti-piracy and reported all stores breaking street date, and I've contacted and will continue to contact everyone on facebook who posts pictures of leaked copies and inform them of the ramifications of leaking and legal action that will be taken against them. I hope you all die painful deaths

>>169589590
I believe you bro, carry on!

>>169589590
not a single person believes you

>multiple normies have the game already
>still no leak

this is just hilarious. Dutchfags are fucking retarded though, the game was out for grabs this morning

>>169589590
I'm not sure whether I believe you

>>169589590
I can tell it's text just by looking at it, but I'm not even going to bother converting it.

>>169589715

Its mind boggling how no neet has gotten this shit yet.

Like...one of the biggest games to be leaked.

This is more of a fuck up then La La Land.

good morning where is tik

also why do you create a new thread this early fuck off op

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>>169589395
I loved the first game, even doesn't liking Tolkien.
Looking forward to this one.

>>169589637
And fuck you to every Australian lurking at the moment

>>169589852
you in Cali?

>>169589590
HOLY SHIT!

>>169589852
some dude on reddit has it and won't release it, instead is hogging the fame of having the game for himself.

Meh I wish people were nicer and could get it out get it from him.

>>169589919
it's 7 in PST I don't think calli fags wake up that early

This is more of a headache then those Devil May Cry 5 E3 threads.

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Hello my friends, I'm back and I'll supply this thread with best girl!

>>169589590
ö3YOU GOT MEMED BY MEME MASTER!!

0/10

>>169590023
I am lmao
I'm in class rn
Early College classes suck
I'm checking out the local stores to see if they have it

Update on the frog communicating with that guy on jeuxvideo?

>>169589996
Not bad

>>169589996
PLEASE

>people spent their hard earned 60$ on BoTW
>piratefags saying they're selfish for not endorsing piracy

LOL!

Pokémon fags can consistently leak games earlier than this, you guys should be ashamed.

>>169589996
what's this?

>>169589996
fake and gay

>>169590023
I've been up for 15 hours fuck you working nights kinda sucks but I got paid to watch you guys shitpost all night so whatever

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>Four days from launch and still no Zelda
>Enough people have it to the point where a leak is a real possibility but it never shows up
>Skyward Sword leaked 9 days before release

Why

The truth has been revealed! I was MEME MASTER all along! Remember, back from a few months ago, I asked for help installing 3DS custom firmware, and someone sent me a virus?

I have been plotting my revenge all this time, and you ALL fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Meme Master OUT!

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OMG! Someone in PARIS just GO OVER THERE!! https://twitter.com/trader_games/status/836227207953534976

Addresse:
Trader Games
4 Boulevard Voltaire
75011 PARIS
tel : 09.84.30.52.19

>>169590157
>(
What kind of job is this ,m8

>>169590160

Old and confirmed fake.

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>>169589996
>>/reddit/

>>169589852
It's 4.15 pm here you retard.

>>169590160
Someone nicely tell him how to get the tik file.

>>169590138
>people bought the game ealy against Nintendo's wishes
>acting like they have the moral high ground

>>169590160
dump m'dude

>>169590185
HOLY SHIT
O
L
Y
S
H
I
T

>>169590185
PARISFAGS GET OUT THERE ALREADY

>>169590179
two people fell for it.
maybe three

So, you can download the on in the OP, then you can just decrypt it when the .tic is out?

What the fuck is wrong with EUR bros?

If I lived over there the game would have leaked yesterday. Didn't Mediamarkt open already? What the fuck is going on!!

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>>169590221

fuck off

>>169590289
hook, line, and sinker

>>169590289
Not a single person fell for it

I've wasted so many hours of my life mindlessly scrolling through these generals since they have begun. At first I was just checking in now and again to see if the .tik had dumped but then that Australian guy who "worked" at Big W gave me that false hope that a leak would happen, sure enough I was let down but the thrill of thinking it would come out infected me.

Since then I've taken the bait so many times I've lost count and I'm honestly exhausted. I don't hate you guys but god I'm going to be glad when this general is gone. The trolling attempts have got much worse over time but retards can't help but jump on a fresh maymay.

Zelda better be good, it's going to have to be atleast a 9.5/10 to make putting up with these threads worth it and before I go I just have to say fuck you to every Australian lurking at the moment.

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>>169590289
Everyone fell for it! My plan was a success!

>>169590185
IF anyone from Paris neither buy it now like the netherlands bros I gonna start thinking that no one are interested in the game XD

OK why aren't people addressing that there probably is a day one update, even if the .tik leaked would we be able to play without the update?

so is no one paying attention to this anon's pics

>>169590185
Frogs get on this.

Dang I really expected it to be leaked when I woke up. I guess it's a good sign that more people are getting it, increasing the chances that someone will use the browser tik dump exploit.

I don't understand why Europe has English words and such on their stores and buildings. Someone wanna explain that one to me

>>169590448
Of course you can play without the update you fucknut
Otherwise, what about people who don't have their WiiU connected to the internet ? They can never play the game ?

>>169590185
GOGOGO

>>169590448
Because people like that Dutch girl are already playing the game on WiiU.

>>169590185
i'd rather eat my hands than take the tik from a baguette

>>169590512
Most of Europe knows English

>>169590262
They say it's available now in store and online even on their facebook page!! Paris bros save us!
(I can't link their FB because system think I'm spaming, wth)

>>169590514
Also, Redditfag said he downloaded the update so I assume we'd just do the same...

>>169590512
Tourism. And a bunch of other reasons.

>>169590448
People with the disc are already playing it fucknugget

>.tik leaks
>still have to wait weeks for some nerd to undub the NOA butchering of the game
help

>>169590342
I have a job

>>169589003
Can someone translate this? Did the guy confirm he was down to dump it?

>>169590512
Many people in Europe speak English anon.

SOMEBODY RUN THE FUCK THERE AND BUY IT ALREADY

>>169590621
schö ma pell chantal, no hablo ingles

>>169590507
Or maybe all these pirates are fucking poorfags. If I had access to the game I'd buy and leak tik immediately but no one has done this yet it's so simple to do

>>169590621
>>169590640
>>169590686

But why plaster words that aren't your first language, regardless of if most people know them or not, it's like you're cucks to the English language.

Where's your national pride, use your country's language

At Luton airport now lads.
On the next plane to Paris.

I will get the Legend of Zelda.

>>169590512
Vast majority of europeans speak english and their native language.

>>169590637
The WiiU prompts that when you're connected to the internet
But if you're not, or don't wanna wait, you can boot the game up

>>169590675
I translated it
>>169590279

>>169590512
Because English is the world's number 1 second language.

>>169590675
see
>>169589130

Why do you guys only need a ticket? Don't you need the WHOLE game uploaded?

>>169590675
hes at work and is going to try when he comes home.

>>169590745
lingua
franca

Also, i think you guys telling where the game is being sold only helps the cucks that want the game but dont want to dump it...

>>169590745
>it's like you're cucks to the English language.
Yes.
English is the most profitable language in the world anon. That's why all airports have it on all their signs.

>>169590780
Don't wanna wait for what? He literally downloaded the update. It's live. You can download the update if you have the game.

>>169590730
>If I had access to the game I'd buy and leak tik immediately but no one has done this yet it's so simple to do
It's really frustrating
If I had known EUR fags would be so incompetent I might have booked a flight to NL just to leak the game

You're a real disappointment, EURfags.

>>169590730
I think it's much more about finding the right store. Where I live it isn't selling but in Paris they do (yes, I'm french fag)

>>169590835
English is cancer

Je peux parler en Francais ci c'est necessaire mais je ne pense pas qu'il y a des francophones qui vont dump the tik

>>169590806
Because we already got the game from nintendo's servers, the tik is to decrypt it

>>169590806
we have the game, need the ticket

>>169590675
When he gets home from work.

>>169590185
frenchies GET TO WORK

>>169590784
Ok, thanks. Probably a ruse but I'll keep an eye out.

It's gonna be another day of blueballs, isn't it? Well at least WWE Raw is on tonight RIP JeriKO

>almost 5
>stores are closing

OUR WINDOW IS GETTING SMALLER DO SOMETHING EUROFAGS

IIRC someone said the next country that'd fail us (after Australia, Netherlands...) it would be France... Here's their chance

>>169590806
they had game for like weeks now

http://imgur.com/0IWXkxe

so the gamepad is useless then

>>169591048
Stores close in 2-3 hours

>>169590745
Because native English speaking cunts can't be fucked to learn a 2nd and 3rd language.
The average Yuropean non-native English speaker speaks 3 languages.

>would gladly pay someone too poor to buy the game, to buy it
>can't be sure they won't try to scam me
This truly is the worst

>>169591048
We need teleportation so one of us can teleport that french store, damn it.

>>169591123
So is whoever uploaded that image HOLY FUCK DUMP THE TIK YOU FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>169590879
English is money. Live it or leave it.

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>moralfag's AMA thread got deleted
>subreddit mods think TIK file is some magic game producing file
kek

>>169591123
>Off-TV Play
YEEEESS

>>169590185
not gonna happen
just nuke the toads

>>169591123
yup, thanks to the switch.

Imagine how much better this game could have been if we had an inventory/map on that screen.

>>169591123
https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683

>>169591123
Good it useless because the gamepad fucking destroyes the wiiu performance. Idk what nintendo was thinking

>>169591227
Hahahaha he showed the cover and the disc. What fucking retards

>>169591179
Moralfag redditor. He just wants the attention of course

IF YOU ARE FROM PARIS
YOU CAN CAN BUY THE GAME RIGHT NOW AT GAMESTRADER

Addresse:
Trader Games
4 Boulevard Voltaire
75011 PARIS
tel : 09.84.30.52.19

>>169591250
the gamepad gimps the wiiu

>no frenchfags in general

>>169590745
imagine if every state spoke a different language and you only had one language that everyone has in common

English is that language to us

Is thre anyone here whith real intention of buying the game?:S

>>169591327
Nice try, have fun waiting until tomorrow for another leak chance.

could it be habbening?

>>169591327
holy shit, that's like a 5min from walk from where i live

french fags wont deliver, all hope is last

>>169590850
There is no >>169591425
update faggot.

We'd be able to download it off NUS grabber you literal retard.

>>169591425
holy shit i live next to it

>>169591425
WALK? FUCKING RUN

Fuck was going to go earlier today to pick up game because store broke street date but my anxiety got the best of me

>>169591425
You sure it isnt 5 hours?

>>169591425
Do it anon. We believe in you.

>>169591425
Go then please

>>169591272
I fucking hate Reddit.

I hate them with every fiber in my being.

I hate them more than anyone has ever hated anything. If someone approached me on the topic i would scream at them. If I saw someone in a Reddit shirt I would rip it off them and burn it immediately. i dont have the full pasta on my laptop so i improvised a bit but man i fucking hate reddit

>>169591425
HURRY UP

BE THE HERO OF LEGEND

>>169591425
Well move your body because it's real! https://twitter.com/trader_games/status/836227207953534976

>>169591425
BE OUR HERO

https://twitter.com/trader_games/status/836227207953534976

What the fuck happened to Mediamarkt? I thought that was a sure thing

>>169591425
RUN FORREST RUN

>>169591425
go frenchfag!!

>>169591425
GO ANON GO

>>169591425
>holy shit
>5 minutes

>>169591425
you know what to do, if you don't have the money you can always just leak it and return it later, good luck

>>169591425
no it isn't you lying fuck otherwise ou would be there right now buying it faggot

>>169591528
Some fag reported them to Nintendo

OwO whats this

>>169591250
imma guess its because they wanted better performance on the main screen. those pixels on pad need rendering too even if they are just 2d usually

>>169591528
No bros live in Groningen apparently, they pulled it from the shelves at the end of the morning.

okay im at gamestrader
ill be home in 5hours to dump the tik

>>169591687
dump bleach down your throat instead

>>No.169591687
Pic or burn

>>169591687
OMG FINALLY

>>169591687
>5 hours
>Die please

where da tik xD

Alright guys heading out now should take 30mins max

only hope is people working at walmarts/targets and any other retail stores. Stores like gamestop tend to be strict

Ok so there's a mediamarkt 5 hours away from me? Should I spend 5 hours driving there, 5 hours paying for the game and 5 hours driving home then to upload the tik for 5 hours?

Or do you think some other ded will have leaked int since then?

>>169591892
They don't have it retard

>>169591327
This is actually true.(i am french living in paris)
But i don't have a Wii U, switch + game WHEN.

Their twitter confirmed it also for doudtfag: https://twitter.com/trader_games/status/836227207953534976

>>169591892
dont worry, someone else should have uploaded the tik by then, just enjoy the game for yourself

>>169591938
FIND A WIIU SOME WHERE

>>169591938
Why are you even here if you don't have a Wii U

I got 5 copies of the game to make 5 tiks. First to reply to this gets 1 tik.

>>169591938
Borrow a friends Wii U and dump the tik

It's hilarious how useless /zlg/ is.

>>169591938
buy it and send it to someone with a wii u, we will pay you for your troubles

Frenchfag here, I can go to Paris tomorrow morning by bus and train but I don't have any money to buy the game.
If it's not leaked by tomorrow (which I doubt) we can work something out.

>>169592032
lol

>>169591938
>I don't have a Wii U
>yet I'm browsing this thread

Ok guys fuck it see you all in prison getting fucked by regi. Going to the TRADER cause all you normies won't fucking do it. Going to buy the game dump tik then return it. Fuck this shit you faggots.

>>169592032
HOLY SHIT
pm it to me

>>169591890
>Implying BotW is only sold in Burgerland.

>>169591892
Honestly don't expect the game there. There was 1 media markt in Groningen which had it but already took it off the shelves after some normalfags reported it to Nintendo

>>169592047
>Don't mind me just waiting on the postal service

>>169592079
prove you even live in france

I can't believe fucking normies got the game before all of you. eu is a disappointment

>>169592032
alright, please send it to me via email. thanks!

>>169592079
HOLY SHIT
See you in 5 hours !!!
Don't forget to meme on us

Friendly reminder that frog Zelda is adorable and had the best performance of all dubs.

I will buy it in 1h after work

>>169592041
It really is. It's become
>i can get game
>HOLY SHIT
>nothing happens
repeat

COMMENT DUMPER LE TICKET SIMPLEMENT ET EN FRANCAIS

0) La Wii U doit être à jour (5.5.1)
1) Mettre une carte SD dans la wii u (n'importe quelle taille)
2) Mettre le disque Zelda BOTW dans le lecteur
3) Dans le navigateur Wii U aller sur : http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
4) Confirmer le dump, attendre 5 minutes, si la wii U freeze, redémarrer la console et reprendre étape 3
5) Récuperer la carte SD, récupérer le fichier "title.tik" (1ko)
6) Uploader le fichier de façon anonyme (ex: Tor)

man, i've gotta say, this is the slowest leak cycle ive ever seen for a new game. you guys need to hurry the fuck up how hard is it to dump a game baka my head

>>169592070
It'll be too late, Nintendo will contact the store

>>169592105
high speed delivery anon.
it's high speed.

COMMENT DUMPER LE TICKET SIMPLEMENT ET EN FRANCAIS

0) La Wii U doit être à jour (5.5.1)
1) Mettre une carte SD dans la wii u (n'importe quelle taille)
2) Mettre le disque Zelda BOTW dans le lecteur
3) Dans le navigateur Wii U aller sur : http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
4) Confirmer le dump, attendre 5 minutes, si la wii U freeze, redémarrer la console et reprendre étape 3
5) Récuperer la carte SD, récupérer le fichier "title.tik" (1ko)
6) Uploader le fichier de façon anonyme (ex: Tor)

Hard thick white uncut cock pre-cumming

>>169592272
u ok?

>>169589637
That's because mostly everyone is buying the superior Switch Version ;)

>>169592217
On fait un peu pitié, lol
J'espère qu'un Fr sur Paris sera assez cool pour prendre le jeu et le paratager.

5 FUCKING MINUTES. POST YOUR HYPE MUSIC GUYS .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAU4Ww6kKqI

Alright im here and next to the wiiu copies on the shelf. If they don't let me buy ill throw a huge fucking fit.

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>another day
>another painful realization that piratefags are too poor to buy a fucking game for once in their goddamn lives
you guys are the worst

>>169592354
pics

>>169592354
post pic you faggot.

>>169592354
Throw a huge fucking tantrum. It never fails

>>169592236
You don't need Tor to hide your ass
Just don't plaster your name all over the upload and post

>>169592354
Proof or nothing happened

>>169592354
Steal it. And run to your wiiu with enough time to dump tik for us.

COMMENT DUMPER LE TICKET SIMPLEMENT ET EN FRANCAIS

0) La Wii U doit être à jour (5.5.1)
1) Mettre une carte SD dans la wii u (n'importe quelle taille)
2) Mettre le disque Zelda BOTW dans le lecteur
3) Dans le navigateur Wii U aller sur : http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
4) Confirmer le dump, attendre 5 minutes, si la wii U freeze, redémarrer la console et reprendre étape 3
5) Récuperer la carte SD, récupérer le fichier "title.tik" (1ko)
6) Uploader le fichier de façon anonyme (ex: Tor)

>>169592369
I have it pre-ordered, but i want it NOW

>>169591425
Invite moi chez toi.

>>169591938
>>169592070
Get yourself a wii u + breath of the wild, then return it and get a refund as soon as possible.

Guys, don't think "oh it will get leaked anyway" because if everyone thought that way, no one will leak it and we would not be able to play this game before the normies do.

I'm really missing spirit here guys, come on, hype yourselves up and just do it

This thread just proves how much of a failure Wii U was, and how much Zelda is getting shilled. No one but a couple of nerdy Dutch can even be bothered to get off their asses to go retrieve a supposed 10/10 game, it's sad and pathetic.

>>169592434
So go out and look for it faggot

>>169592354
>not bringing your wiiU in and plugging it into the wall
we'll never have the tik at this rate bros

>>169592369
Oh I can buy it anon. I'm going to buy the Switch version on Friday.

I just want the WiiU version now so I avoid getting spoiled online.

This fucking thread is a cycle of
>Guys I'm right here I don't even know what a WiiU is but how can I help
>POST PICS THIS MIGHT BE LEGIT GIVE PROOF PLEASE
>HOLY SHIT
>feet
Then nothing

>>169592473
I live in the middle of nowhere, the closest store new me is 90 minutes away

i have just enough money for rent and nothing more, but i swear at this point id just blow the money, dump, and return. how hard can it be to return a game with the excuse "oh i didnt realize it was out yet i wanna do the right thing!" maybe the store will even give you a free game for doing the right thing. lets fucking go jesus

>>169592460
I'm not the guy who's in Paris and and has no Wii U, I'm the guy who's poor but can go to Paris by tomorrow.
I do have a Wii U but right now I'm broke so I wouldn't be able to buy the game.

>>169592460
If these French fags get a trip I will pay them for the Tik. I'm not poor just impatient

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>>169592460
>Guys, don't think "oh it will get leaked anyway" because if everyone thought that way, no one will leak it and we would not be able to play this game before the normies do.
FUCKING THIS, ASSHOLES.

GET.
OUT.
THERE.

>>169592553
Run forrest run!!!

> GUYS I JUST GOT THE GAME, HOW TO DUMP TIK LOL

Thank me later

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>>169590557
Merci pour ta peine.
On doit utiliser le NUSGrabber si je ne me trompe pas.
Tu télécharges le .tik et le mets dans le même dossier des autres fichiers du jeu. Puis, tu ouvres le NUSgrabber et clique sur Decrypt Download. Je pense que c'est tout. Après tu peux l'installer comme d'habitude avec WUPInstaller

ET OUI, PUTAIINNNN FINALEMENNTT.

>>169592540
Feet is the worst part of this all.
Feet is a degenerate's fetish.

>>169592610
Jokes on everyone since normies ARE already playing it.

>>169592632
>1566d920434016e5b5d7ebfcc4a4717c
FSTInfo Entries:1752169100

>>169592632
HOLY CRAP

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>>169592338

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOXm0VYfgdw&index=6&list=PLDsoU6dqArBA3ItotFBekcuPWNggCeSjK

Most shops will be closing in Europe in 10-70 minutes and we'll have wasted another day of our lives.

ohh lalalala

Zidane is my hero.

>>169592632
False.

This is so easy to check I don't know why you guys bother.

>>169592684
jesus I think that's the highest one so far

The Wii U had abysimal sales, it's not so weird to think that out of the 10 million users only 3-4000 know it can be hacked and only a handful of those have access to the game.

>>169592703
Nah dude, french stores close in an hour and a half at least

>>169592632
I think you lost your Bahrain

>>169592590
>>169592610
Literally willing to go to Paris tomorrow morning and do it, I just need the money to buy the game.

Okay guys I'm at Trader and they have BotW. Do I need an SD card too?

J'espère que personne leakera le jeu.
LA justice pour tous.

I got a copy boys :D

>>169592684
What does this mean? If it's 0 then it's the real .tik?

>>169592758
yes

>>169592703
Shops in germany close in around 3 hours fag

>>169592758
yep, pref 32gigs or higher

>>169592758
Yes

>>169592703

>Clearly lives in Europe

All pirate fags get to enjoy the game at a lovely 15 fps whenever some wind blows. Truely the Breath of the Wild.

>>169592679
Feet is one of the most vanilla fetishes out there.
What are you, 12?

YES!

>>169592070
you mean steal it?????????????

>>169592758
provide proof please

>>169592789
why don't you fags ever post pics and expect us to believe you

just shut the fuck up already

>>169592354
Don't throw a tantrum, just say your brother/son has Bile Duct Cancer and that his operation is on Friday, there's a chance he won't make it, and all he wants is to just play a little bit of Zelda before he potentially passes on to the next life.

>>169592824
No. Any size will do. We just need the ticket, we already have the 10GB game

>>169592758
POST PICS YOU LYING GIT

>>169592703
Trader Games closes in 2 hours and a half

I'm gay.

>>169592758
Who are you. I work at Trader? We are not selling it. Stop bothering us on facebook!

>>169592758
How do people still fall for this?

>>169592758
>Peolple still believe in shit like this.

They can read the OP but of course, they don't.

>>169592758
>>169592789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E
No but pics when you guys are posting these things or else you look like fake pieces of shit

I got copy buy will take me maybe 5 hour to get home. About to stop by at McDonalds

>>169592840
No I am just into the real stuff like mind break, breast expansion occasional futa but only if body is good and huge incest fuck.

But feet are for degenerates.

hey guys nd girls i'm in front of the game in the shop and they sell it do i need a wii u? and how do i dump the tik?

>>169592754
Unfortunately I'm not willing to pay until I've got the Tik in my hands. Sorry anon

Guys I'm at Trader and there's two other autists here that are kind of creeping me out

>>169592927
Fuck off

>>169592460
>>169592610
>JUST DO IT GUISE LOL

How about you fucking do it?

And if you're not in a position to do it, don't tell other to do it.

>>169592927
Remember to have a smoke break anon!

>>169592758
yes, post photos please.
also, create a tripcode for 4chan (it's like an account), just write
yournickname#yourpassword
in the name field

>>169592927
Seriously just fuck off

>>169592932
Right.

Reminder not to give (you)s to people that don't post timestamped proof

>>169592927
hurr durr

>>169592853
No I mean you guys help me with the money but I'd just sound like a huge scam.

>>169592954
Understandable, I don't blame you for not trusting some random guy here

>>169592758
Real pics or didn't happen

>>169589996
Leak it faggot

good morning where is tik

>>169592905
Its guaranteed (You)'s

>>169592758
MAKE SURE you dump the WHOLE game not just the .tik and upload the whole game together (NOT the .tik separately!), on a filehosting site such as turbobit. Preferably multiple parts (10 or more)

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>>169592471

>Everyone still believing the tik is going to get dumped today

>>169592537
It's never going to leak early because you're thinking someone else is going to leak it. You should go out there and look for it. It could be waiting on a shelf for you to buy it.

Most of the fags in this thread don't even have the money to buy it. They're just waiting for a leak. They're worthless. You're as worthless as they are.

>>169592932
>breast expansion
>futa
>not the most degenerate, pleb deviantart tier fetish

please end it already

> >169592927
Why are you even here?

I have the game but I ate my wiiu.

COMMENT DUMPER LE TICKET SIMPLEMENT ET EN FRANCAIS

0) La Wii U doit être à jour (5.5.1)
1) Mettre une carte SD dans la wii u (n'importe quelle taille)
2) Mettre le disque Zelda BOTW dans le lecteur
3) Dans le navigateur Wii U aller sur : http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
4) Confirmer le dump, attendre 5 minutes, si la wii U freeze, redémarrer la console et reprendre étape 3
5) Récuperer la carte SD, récupérer le fichier "title.tik" (1ko)
6) Uploader le fichier de façon anonyme (ex: Tor)


COMMENT UPLOADER LE FICHIER ANONYMEMENT

Le top c'est de passer par Tor

Télécharger ici : https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en

Le navigateur garanti un accès totalement anonyme à internet en passant par de multiples ponts intraçables.

Dans tor aller sur : mega:#start ou https://dropfile.to/

uploader le fichier, récuperer le lien et le poster ici

>>169592789
Real pics or didn't happened

THREAD IS MOVING SO FAST NO ONE WILL NOTICE I'M GAY

>>169593112
dump the damn tik

>>169592758
Wow you guys are fucking gullible. This is why this game hasn't leaked yet.

>>169593112
Pic from yesterday NL girl

>>169593112
Old.

>>169593189
I noticed.

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>mfw you''ll never get the tik

Guys I'm at Trader but I'm actually a ghost so I can't buy it.

>>169593171
I noticed.

>>169593118
There is one game store in this city and it's a fucking gamestop.
I'm not going to drive 5 hours to some random ass mom and pop shop in the hopes it might be there. I have a job.

>>169593135
That's ok. Just stick your dick through the hole on the CD, jack off to feet porn while praying to Australian Jesus. Once you cum, insert the disc into your computer and it will extract the tik in 5 hours.

>>169593079
Bad idea, tik comes first, we already have the EUR files

>>169593112
It's old, faggot

>>169593074
Guaranteed? In that case, here's a fake key I made by combining elements from WW AR codes.

121e53f0921c5d1c020dcc38020d8798

Please shower me with delicious (You)s, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r1xY0yfX9E

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holy SHIT

>>169593112
>systeem

>>169593189
No one cares

>>169593280
HOLY SHIT

>>169593236
Damn. Oh well.
Would someone corporeal please try to buy it?

why do you even want a 15fps 480p version of the best game of all time?

why not enjoy it in glorious superior 30fps 900p like how it is intended to be played?

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>>169593189

>>169590205
I work nights at a hotel. gettin ready to go to bed so I can go back again tonight

>>169593295
he's a newcomer, credibility is low

Just got to Trader but realised that I am poor and I cannot afford the game

>>169593160
>tor in 2017
L-O-L

>>169593295
gbatemp HOMEBOYS

>>169593364
bait 1/10 try harder next time

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GUYS IM AT TRADER
BUYING NOW, HERE'S A PICTURE

javascript:quote('169593280')
HOLY SHIT

>>169593401
yet you believe anyone on 4chan

>>169593364
actually the choices are:

SWITCH:
>900p 25-30 fps docked with good shaders / effects
>720p 30 fps mobile with bad shaders

WII U:
>720p 15-30 fps with bad shaders

>>169593189
We touched each others dicks during the summercamp. No one will know.

>>169593426
what why? im just curious

>>169593459
Old

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where da tik

>>169589996
>nintendo seal of quality

They still do that?
I havent bought a nintendo game since the SNES era.

>>169593459
is there xbone homebrew yey?
buy the xbone version of the switch and dump it

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>first tacoposting
>now frogposting

>>169593471
no I don't?
you must be frucking retarded

>>169593519
cute

Fuck, guess I was too late to grab a copy at Media Markt

>>169593160
reminder that you shouldn't use Tor to browse 4chan. Just to upload the tik.

>>169593524
yeah but it's meaningless nowadays

>>169593459
Where is this from? Because it's not in France so it's not the store that we're talking about.

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I made it inside the McDonalds boys

>>169593494
has there even been switch/wii U comparisons yet?
It is hard to believe Wii U version would be so bad since the project has been a Wii U game since the beginning while the switch version came around later and had to be probably started with incomplete devkits etc.

Plus, apples to oranges but is switch even that much more powerful than Wii U - I mean the GPU is but main CPU?

>>169593459
Trader is French, retarded

>>169593494
CEMU:
>4K 60fps with custom shaders

>>169593519
bananas are poisonous for cats, the little guy died 20 minutes later

>>169593459
That's an old pic, please just fuck off already

>>169593639
o shit no smoking. bro how r u brething?

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>>169593679
?

>>169593401
I've had my gbatemp account for 2 years and I'm still a "newcomer"

>>169593553
i was talking about how stupid ironic is to tell someone not to trust a newcomer in a forum in an anon forum dumb dogshit

>>169592916
Thank you! Missed some old good Eurobeat!

>>169593494
Keep telling the same lie all over and over again...
The thruth is Switch version is a port...>>1695936

>>169593671
>CEMU
>60FPS
lel

>>169593639
upload the game from their wifi and bring me a big mac

>>169593639

Would be great if those systems were running Botw and we were stopped by a glass case.

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>>169593648
Wii U has 176 gflops and older architecture

>>169593679
Good. Cats suck.

>>169593679
brb killing my neighbors cat

>>169593795
This leak was debunked

>>169593679
Don't lie about things anon

>>169593648
>is switch even that much more powerful than Wii U

even worst case it it 2 times faster undocked. and the huge cpu bottleneck is gone. so yes, it is.

if it really has 512 cuda cores like some expect it to have, it would even be able share blows with the xb1

>>169593679
Cat? That's clearly a monkey

>>169593671
you mean:

Switch:
>900p 30 fps on march 3rd 2017
Wii U:
>720p 15 fps on march 1st 2017
Cemu:
>2160p 30 fps on january 5th 2020

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French poorfag here, I can go to Paris tomorrow morning by bus and train (I have a subscription so I don't need money for that) and get the game but I don't have any money so we need to figure out that part.

Random items in french to prove I'm in France (can provide others, I just grabbed the closest things at the moment)

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I'm not certain but as far i've been able to gather the only thing people seems to actually be in need of as it stands the situation currently is to get a legal copy of the game (disk) for the Nintendo Wii U console but the restriction is for it to be bought and used by someone on the zone of north america ?

At the moment i'm on the lower part of this geographical place, in the nation of Mexico to be more exact i'm on a small fairly rural city so all my videogames transactions are made by what most people around this parts refer as a "Mom and Pop" store, as years have passed i've been able to construct a strong relationship with the owners of the stablishment and i'm more than that i would be able to persuade them to sell a copy to me even if it is not the official release date yet. Would this be a worthwhile endeavor?

>>169593639
Eyy atleast it's something, now would you please post pics of that game on the mcdonalds table?

>>169593892
I can wait a few months.

>>169593908
nice cumrag

>>169593639
foursquare.com/v/mcdonalds/4c791a4281bca0939318fc14
lol were you even trying faggot

>>169593795
Wait what?! 800flops?! You sure? I mean they are nvidia and you can't compare it to amd. But that would be nice tbqh

>>169593838
it wasn't debunked. Its real numbers from benchmarks, they were just shitty benchmarks
it was a 480p fractal generator running fp32, which makes no sense because real numbers should look at 1080p fp32 or 720p fp16 and nobody gives a shit about 480p performance

>>169593908
That could also be Quebec or much of Africa or Belgium.....

>>169593795
Wiiu got 352 retard

>>169593823
DO NOT LISTEN TO
>>169593679
BANANAS ONLY MAKE CATS STRONGER

>>169593908
sent ;)

>>169593908
>tomorrow morning
don't even bother then

>>169593625
It's from England, just a mess up in advertising

>>169593908
Tomorrow is too late and no one is going to give money to you for obvious reasons.

>>169594006
wii u had 352 at fp16 and 176 at fp32
I bet you believed the "8.2k ps4 pro" myth

>>169594006
not in this timeline

>game for sale in one of europe's biggest cities
>still no leak

what the actual fuck is happening

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.

>>169593908
If you can throw it on credit I will pay you back fully. Otherwise we are out of luck.

>>169594007
IT'S IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!