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>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/


>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

last thread >>169550703
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1st for Enumbre literally being blown the fuck out
not even anime girls will accept him
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MEI
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cute
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>1st game of the day
>teamed with all low levels who insta lock dps
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5th for Hana Song servicing old men live on stream for donations.
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they could do much better than this
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>>169583558
Post the fanart?
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753269318#1
pls dont let thred die
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>>169583645
slut
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Is Sombra a virgin?
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>>169583803
Yes. >>169583428
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>>169583734
>low plat suggesting balance changes
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wheres the leaks????
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>>169583896
Oh god why isn't Fareeha wearing pants!?
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>>169583896

DELET
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>>169583896

Delet this
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Post
>Main
>Favorite line from them
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>>169583723
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>>169584036

Zenyatta

"I am on fire. But an extinguisher is not required."
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i fucking hate playing ana because i have to kill pharah literally everygame because she's focusing me and literally no one else can fucking killl her AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>169584036
Pharah
You're going to come with me, dead or alive.
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>>169584036
Zenyatta

Zarya: "I've got my eye on you, omnic."
Zen: "And I will watch your back in turn"
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I want to become good friends with Sombra.


>>169583228
I wouldn't mind befriending her regardless
>>169583290
What >>169583910 said
Also
>raised by a Mexican gang
No way
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>>169584036
Bastion

"Zwee?"
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>>169584036
>rein
>BRING ME ANOTHER
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Let's break it DOWN
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>>169584090
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>>169584036
>Sombra
>Ā”Apagando las luces!
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>>169584183
I used to like playing Ana until I climbed a bit in the rankings and started getting focused every single fight. Then the team acts like it's my fault when they aren't getting healed on their retarded solo pushes.
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>>169584280
I want to finally write my doujin about her trying to beat D.va in a game tournament using hacks against Hana's skill...
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I want to marry Mei!
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Pick your champ.
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>>169584036
>Hanzo
>Hmm
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Cutest and best pairing
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WHAT IS WITH ALL THE WIDOWS AND HANZOS LATELY?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU -HAVE- TO PLAY THEM?
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>>169583887
so instead of actually giving any feedback
you'll just post a meme
clearly something is wrong with sombra and it's not just the tank meta, especially since the only viable way to play her is as an ultbot with emp.
look at the pro vods with sombra, look at streams by people like iddqd with sombra
whats the major problem
its not just damage, it's the waiting
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Currently 9 minutes into a queue for All Brawls

D E A D G A M E M O D E
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>>169584543
No one wants to play Rein or Winston in QP so they're free to fully express their autism.
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>>169584510
Nah get fucked.
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>>169584543
because it's offseason
>>169584620
you're supposed to reset queue every 2minutes
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>>169584036
>Zenyatta
>"Pass into the Iris"
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>>169584543
Off-season.

Compsters who normally don't get to play them are having a field day I assume.

Though my bracket has at least 1 shimada per party in every game.
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>>169584036
Ana

"I'm securing the objective. Anyone want to join me?"
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>>169583734
You are assuming the 'flow' of sombra is transloc/invis/hack/dofuckall/ return safely far away from the frontline, leaving your team to 5v6.

Sombra has 160dps. This damage needs to be put in the fight constantly as long as your team is actively fighting. She shines when you're actively using camo/transloc to reposition around the frontline, not to run away. This transloc change would only hurt her.


Sombra doesn't need a buff, she needs good players to step up.

>>169584036
>Sombra
>You're taking this very seriously
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>>169584090
Why is Ana squeezing Pharah's butt? What is the deal with those two?
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>>169584510
That's not MercyHog
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>finally get around to playing buffed 76
>shred hogs at reaper speeds

what to heck
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>>169584036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrVFb9jcPE&ab_channel=SnaussRifle
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>a 40 seconds roflstomp against 6 dps
>"gg"
are these people retarded?
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>>169584036
>Junkrat
>(Vocalises the finale from Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture)

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/3/37/Junkrat_-_humming.ogg
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>>169584845
because it's a nice butt and she's proud of her daughter
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>>169584580
Yes, with sombra and every single hero outside of Rein Ana Lucio Zarya Hog+1fotm dps that create the meta. Frankly, until they sumbit the five above mentioned to D.Va tier rape, nothing will change. And they never will, because seeing the "nerfs" Zarya or Hog or Ana got compared to D.Va or some others, the devs are clearly biased.
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>>169584837
>iddqd not good player
>pros not good players
I'm assuming the flow is set loc, invis, run in, fight, reset.
The current way the loc works is 6s cd when invis is back, meaning you push without locator.
currently, loc is out of sync with her kit.
>>169584909
because it's 200vs240dps and s76 hits has ez headshot and more range.
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>>169585006
U MAD BRO
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>>169584465
Just do it
Ill read it as long as it's not shipping
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>>169585006
It's just quickplay lmao.
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Symmetra sure makes that light hard...
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>>169584850
Now this is sweet. Also canon
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Any news on the new hero?
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>>169585150
Quick or not, don't see how that is a good game unless you are a braindead retard who might as well play against bots
god i can't wait for the season to start
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>>169584036
>Winston
>"Natural Selection!"

>Ana
>"I think justice needs a little nap"

>>inb4 2 mains
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>>169584264
I never understood if he's being sassy or just oblivious?
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>>169585383
Not like the comp is any better.
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>>169585245
wtf.

YOU MADE THIS UP! DELET NOW!
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>>169583625
who
what
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>>169584036
Lucio
oh, let's break it down!
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>>169584036
>You refuse to learn...
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I can't wait for Doomfist. While I'm pretty good at various characters from each category, I really don't have a character that I love playing except Sombra. When I started out I was excited at the thought of Reinhardt being a melee character... I mean he is, but you do spend most of the match just shielding....


The point is I'm excited to possibly have a melee character that is more focused on attack.
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>>169584036
Rein
>"Crusader ONLINE."
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>>169585630
>Doomfist is a defense hero
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>>169585334
It's the red robot thingy
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>>169585761
I would kill myself. Unless it's in the sense that he has a lot of disruption/shockwave based effects
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>>169585630
you know hes going to be a tank right
there are 12 dps characters right now (not counting sym/mei/torb) and 4 tanks
it would be criminal of them to not add more tanks/healers at this point
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>>169585875
Listen as long as he doesn't spend the entire match shielding I'll be fine.
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>>169584036
D.va
"GG!"
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i stopped enjoying this game so long ago it feels like an eternity
i tried so hard to get to masters and i just fell right to the fucking platinum
i don't even have a waifu anymore
why do i keep going, /owg/
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>be in americas server
>a cunt is blatantly hacking, everyone on our team knows it
>five consecutive headshot with no miss as hanzo
>find out his ID is korean
>leave and find a new server
>a different korean ID widow is aimbotting
>our team korean says "I hack to get his hack" and picks widow
>i couldn't believe what i was seeing
>similar thing happens for the next six matches

every fucking time it's an aimbot it's a korean id hanzo or widow. why can't those monkeys stay in their fucking asias server?
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>>169585993
>aimbot hanzo
*raughs in japanese*
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Is anyone else getting a 1.35GB update
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>3v3s
>Zenyatta play of the game
>He didn't do anything but discord players I tac visored

Audible guffaw

But hey, Zen doesn't get many POTGs, I'm happy to let him have it
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>>169585993
>aimbot
>Hanzo
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>>169584036
>Widowmaker
>"Heal me."
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>got a 5 kill potg as widow on console
>2 people message me accusing me of using keyboard and mouse
>they're plat/ diamond
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>>169584090
>All the boys spying from the doorway
Kek
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>>169584036
Reinhardt
>DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION YET?
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>>169585408
Neither, he's forgiving. A Western philosophy you might be more familiar with that is similar is "Turn the other cheek"
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>>169586178
>>169586180
why are koreans such pussies at a point they are using a program to kill as hanzo anyways
fuck gooks
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>>169586128
It's a virus. Uninstall the game and Battle.net immediately.
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>>169585992
>get into masters just before the end of the season because I'm able to communicate clearly and prevent my teammates from tilting.
>the very last match before master rank had a widowmaker and genji main that refused to switch off on anubis map.
>end the season on a high.
>stomp some scrubs in qp that are try-harding when my entire team has widow, hanzo etc.
>type 'rekt' at the end of tha game.
>few games and a few stomps later get chat-banned.
>this time its for 4 months.
>cannot communicate because i was telling tryhards to get rekt in qp.

Consider yourself lucky. Also, having a positive attitude and a happy team are the key to getting consistent wins.
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>>169585245
this was posted a while ago and confirmed edited
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>>169586217
to be honest tho,
people who DO use keyboard and mouse on console are scum
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>>169585542

The McCree aimbotter who used to post here.
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>>169584036
Zen
"Darkness falls."
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>>169586128
No? I didn't have anything since the end of the season
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>>169586346

No shit, they spelled "decision" wrong.
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>>169586180
It's Genji line m8
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>>169586217
Teach me your secrets
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>>169584036
Lucio
"Hit me!"
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>>169585093
It doesn't matter if your the best player in the world if you're fundamentally playing the character incorrectly and protip: wasting all of her cooldowns just to have a shitty version of tracer's recall is absolutely playing the character wrong.

>>169584837
Has got it right. I've been saying the same thing in here for MONTHS and I'm glad to see other people are finally starting to see that it works.
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>>169586405
i know the gengu healing meme but i actually really like widow's healing line
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>>169586325
They actually mute people in this game? Pretty sure i talked shit about every game for all 4 stars and never got that
also
>communication
every time i try to use voice chat there's some british cunt making fun of my accent and it just made me give up on trying to do that
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>>169586325
rekt
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>>169584036
Zenyatta
"If you do not bend, you break."
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>>169586427
Use 100/100 sensitivity
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>>169586362

I'm still here dorkboi
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>>169586346
It's still canon.
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>>169586652

AI-chan doesn't love you, nerd.
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>>169586682
She's just playing hard to get. I'm going to make sick webms in S4 and email them to her, then she'll fall for me.
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Do you really need to win 300 games in competitive in order to get the golden weapon?

I just stick to funtimes in arcade but i might dip my toe in competitive if i can get the golden weapon out of it.
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Will they ever make Zenyatta faster? I mean he's floating in mid air, that's gotta make you fast.
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>>169586325
rekt
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>>169586786
You can just do your placements and get the bonus points at the end of each season but that takes quite a long time.
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>Pick Bastion on Gibralter attack
>"Uh, you know the buff isn't live yet, right?"
>"I know"
>Cart never stops moving, win in minimum time

Reinhardt/Mercy/Bastion too strong
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>>169584036
Zarya
"I want to hug you like big fuzzy siberian bear!"
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>mystery heroes
>announcer says "select your heroes"
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>>169586837
Nah. Just switch to Lucio. Game becomes a thousand times more fun when you go fast.
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>>169584036
>Soldier: 76
>"Du willst dich nicht mit mir anlegen~"
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>>169586667
nope! sorry roadcucks
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>>169584036
Symmetra

How unsightly.
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>>169586325
good to know that reporting actually works
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>>169586972
You don't want to make me angry?
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>>169586546
They do mute. I just got unmuted after a month long penalty. It was the fourth time. I don't think I'm ever gonna stop shittalking though.
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>>169587051
I mean, at least you take responsibility for being a cunt.

I can respect that.
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so i got accepted to a few boosting websites

you talk to the other boosters and can see their names in the skype convos, and apparently there are entire t2-t3 teams boosting for side cash

also a few streamers

and these are just the people dumb enough to use the same name
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Has the new hero been announced?
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>>169586992
>Get a quituple kill before Sym's buff
>have the presence of mind to do a voice line right after
>my potg ends with "Welcome to my reality."
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>>169587024
Actually, it's "You don't wanna mess with me"
Have a happy Jack
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>>169584036
Winston
"A payload in motion, stays in motion"
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>>169583525
Is there a /vg/ overwatch discord?
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>people talking in voice chat triggering my autism
help
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>>169587357
>he wants a place to chat with names and active moderation

Literally just go to Reddit
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Is someone gonna make an /owg/ server when the server browser comes out?

Now that I think about it, wouldn't the waifufags cause a singularity of faggotry?
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>first hour of Ana
>Current record 2-12
Holy shit she has a fucking busy kit. There are always so many things you could be doing.
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>>169586667
Just like Pharmercy is canon right?
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>>169584036
Ana
"Witness me."

I am a simple man.
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>>169587357
>discord
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>>169586880
Oh righto, yeah i'm fine waiting. Going through 300 matches seemed insane to me, i'll probably just try and scrounge enough to get by and wait it out to get the rest.

Thanks anon.
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>>169587545
Fuck no, get that gay shit out of here. Roadhog x Mercy is the one true canon. Nothing anyone can say can prove otherwise so don't bother.
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>>169587357
Darkness falls
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>>169587412
>Implying a discord run by 4chan would have active moderation.

A livechat and no thread limit is nice to talk in sometimes.
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>>169587650
t. someone who hasn't actually gone on a 4chan-ran discord
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>>169587485
Yes, about that
Since we are at very door of server browser, let's have this poll again

http://www.strawpoll.me/12429280

Previous one was almost month ago, and result were generally positive, despite too few people voting
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>>169584036
McCree
Not fast enough
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>>169587685
There are good ones. Though most of them turn to a circlejerk because people are power-tripping retards.

The World of Warships Discord is good though.
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>>169586757
You'd have actual respect and admiration from others mccree mains including myself if you were less a fucking faggot.
That will never happen, unfortunately.
It's a shame because since i'm also a grand master mccree, i can clearly see your cherrypicked webms to show actual skill.
Still, you're a cancerous faggots that acts like he's on 4chan in every single comp match and nobody likes you.
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>>169587607
roadhog x mercy is objectively a trash ship with no basis, and it's not canon
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>>169586786
There's a bit of math involved, like if you get to plat you'd need to win 220 games and at the end of the season you'd still get enough points for gold weapons or get to diamond and win 180 matches and so on and so forth
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>>169586992
It is hard to not fap to any of her quotes but I'm extremely fond of "Everything by design"
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>>169587357
>wanting to talk actively with a bunch of autists
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>>169587765
i've been banned from 5 4chan discord for spamming fart noises down the mic
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>>169587790
Yeah, but all that stuff don't matter because I'm the alpha-dom McCree and I can fuck your headpussy across the map.
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>People scared that bastion will become op with the current changes
He's still going to be a useless piece of shit
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>>169587912
tbf, it's hard to not fap to any of the hero's voices. They're made for sex
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>>169587963
92% damage reduction when Nanoboost

It's not so much the entire buff, but Ironclad that makes him a monster.
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>>169588005
i've found it especially hard to masturbate to bastion, but it was possible
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>>169587954
You're close to a pathetic retard jester that everyone laughs at, including on reddit.
Nobody takes you seriously anymore.
Such a wasted opportunity anon, you could be actually be a nice guy and make people salty.
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>>169588005
Even reaper voice, lol?
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>>169587953
W-Why would you do that, anon?
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>>169587823
Lies.
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Can someone explain why my translocator didn't work here?
This happened five or six times yesterday.

I've been trying to figure out what stops the translocator from working and so far I'm pretty sure damage taken during the second or so start up will cancel it, but I have no clue what happened here.
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>>169587607
https://youtu.be/QdiRFq9H02U?t=12s
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>>169588171
Death comes, after all
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>>169588295
Stop throwing your translocator directly to the floor below you, it's a known bug they haven't bothered to fix yet.
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>>169588295
You can't throw it at your feet or it'll glitch 100% of the time when you try to activate it. Throw it off to the side to make sure it doesn't happen.
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>>169588159
Guard your headpussy. Put a dentata in there. I'm coming.
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>>169587963
The Overwatch community reacts as if the game is ending whenever a hero gets buffed or a new hero is added.
Remember when Sombra was being added? People were convinced she was going to be the most OP hero in the game, that she would ruin the meta, people were saying they were uninstalling so they never had to deal with her.
What happened when she was released? Nothing. No one even plays her.
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>>169588063
Didn't they cap that to 70%?
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>>169588440
>>169588458
quality blizzard programming
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>>169588295
I can't watch that, but if it's the problem I think it is, don't throw your translocator directly below you, it's some weird ass bug that happens sometimes that I read an explanation for, but am too damn lazy to actually try and explain
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>>169588470
Bring it on, motherfucker.
One day for the custom servers, we will finally be able to play true 1v1 mccree only matches.
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>>169587226
>>169587912
She is literally so perfect.
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>mercy is the only character without a second ability
>hurr maybe we should buff rez even more to make her a walking Rez and nothing else
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>>169588363
those line are not in the game tho
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are we expecting something today?
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>>169588658
nigga she's the gamer grill bait of this game
ofcourse they won't give more her buttons
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What would you buy?
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>>169588189
I couldn't help myself. I saw them all in the voice chat. And I went in, I couldn't control my self.

And I played "99 different fart noises!!!" down the mic.
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>>169588783
but I am a grill. I want my wife to actually be useful
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>>169588363
Pure fiction.
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>>169588934
>$100 for candy
Sounds about right
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>>169588934
>$600 for bottled water
Inflation sure hit America hard.
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>>169588968
Nice
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>>169588983
she is
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>>169587207
It's natural really. Low tier teams can't get enough money from events and boosting in Overwatch is just so easy. It's so appealing too since you get to keep your shiny diamond badge and 1200cp even once you drop back to bronze. People pay retarded amounts for boosting.
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>>169589093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM0Cx4q4QPQ

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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OH MY GOODNESS
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>>169588658
>There are some other ideas, and many more things we've been trying on and off that you guys never get to see. At one point (a couple months ago) she had a new E ability that put a slow heal over time effect on everyone around you, that meant you could use it to toss onto people that needed topping off without having to swap beam targets as often. That particular design ended up having some issues, but just so you know we are iterating on her internally.

>That doesn't mean shes necessarily due for a new ability either. She already has a lot to do and think about when you're in the thick of combat. You're constantly deciding which beam to use, where to be positioned to stay safe and still help your team, and her Guardian Angel ability has almost no cooldown so its always on your mind as a re-positioning option.

>If she were to get a new ability it would ideally have to be something that she could use more 'outside of combat' or something that is generally used much more rarely.

That was all the way back in August though.
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>>169588934
>bottled water is more expensive than coca cola
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>169589214
I bet mega large cola is exactly the same size as large one
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>>169589204
>She already has a lot to do and think about when you're in the thick of combat.
Kek
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>>169588934
Peanut butter nachos of course
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>>169588781
Maybe a news update on Twitter, but I expect the full reveal + dev update with new hero and s4 changes tomorrow
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NEW HERO WHEN
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>>169589204
>mercy has so much to think about
>1 star hero
Mercy is my most played and I can confirm this is shite
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>>169589470
On the ptr this week
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>>169589470
Not today
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>>169589470
Never
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>spent the entire week off season on qp fucking around with widow starting from 0 hours
>up to 15 hours
>actually pretty good now
>constant 50-60%+ scoped accuracy
>1 shotting flanking tracers
>1 shotting close range pharahs who think they can flank me
>outsniping enemy widows
>1v1ing dva and winstons
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Post superior colors
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>>169589601
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>>169589601
royal blue tracer
nuit widow
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>>169589707
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>>169584036
Tracer

"DEATH COMES!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
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>>169589204
i don't want them to give her a new ability. she's supposed to be the easy to play low skill ceiling hero.
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>>169589601
Posh Tracer is the sleeper best Tracer

>>169589705
Does Pharah even have a bad skin? They're all pretty cool.
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>>169589942
Security Chief
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Remove Tracer from the game when?
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>>169589931

Since when is she 'supposed' to be that?
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>>169589931
Give her ability to cleanse debuffs.That's all, she is useful now
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>>169589915
I have never heard this before. I guess I never kill Reapers as Tracer.
I'm glad she doesn't laugh afterwards, that makes it way funnier that she just says it straight.
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I have extensive design experience and an extraordinary artistic perception. Here I have concluded the objectively best skins in the game:

-Nomad
-Oni
-Sanzang
-Shrike
-Okami
-Fool
-Junkenstein
-Gambler
-Chang'e
-Witch
-Anubis
-Raindancer
-Pumpkin
-Balderich
-Strike-Commander
-Peppermint
-Cyberspace
-Architech
-Slipstream
-Jingle
-Huntress
-Yeti
-Arctic
-Siberian Front
-All Zen legendaries
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>>169584036
Reinhardt.
CRUSADER ONLINE
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>>169590092
I'm sorry you got stuck one too many times, anon.
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>>169589601
I wish her white skin had the blonde hair
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Daily reminder that you move slower when walking backwards, and you'd live a lot more as baby D.Va if you ran forwards away from that Reinhardt rather than backwards and trying to get shitty chip damage onto him.
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>>169590318
>Nomad
You're already wrong
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What pisses you off the most in game, /owg/?

For me, apart from getting hit by random hanzo arrows aimed at my teammates, it's teabagging. Specifically getting teabagged by someone who either gets a lucky hit or ends up with a finishing blow in a 3v1.

>Get picked off by widow when I was low health, no big deal, shit happens
>she takes the effort to jump down from her perch, teabag me and hook back up
>I immediately switch to Winston and bully her the rest of the game, ignoring the objective completely
>their widow ends up waiting exclusively for me to show up while calling me all sorts of profanities in match chat
>win the game regardless
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>>169590460
No you go the same speed
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>>169590492
Reinshart + Bastard always pisses me off.
Especially when my team doesn't know what they're doing.
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>>169590330
>stuck
Is there a game mode I can practice those? It's such a weird throw. You'd think the dyke would've played some softball.
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>>169584036
Soldier 76

"I'm the one who does his job, I'm thinkin' you're the other one."
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>>169590492
Some guy said that he is disappointed in me because I put a shield generator on anubis second point and I wasn't able to predict that our team would get instantly wiped right after that and that I should have put up a teleporter. I told him that I'm disappointed in his moms blowjobs and left.
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>>169590318
>Scavenger and Junker not on the list
Why is your taste so inferior?
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>>169590716
Some people can't handle the fact that D.Va got JUNKED
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>>169590695
How is Sym on point B's these days? Pre-rework I would have meme-arrow'd a reply but now I'm genuinly curious, I don't get to play her often because my friends consist of junkrat, mercy and bastion mains.
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>tfw I know nobody who plays EU, that I could be a healslut for and ERP with between the matches ;_;
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>>169590885

You build up her ult and then hide a shield gen. She's really good on B points.
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>>169590330
She has to be removed.
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>>169590816
They're best friends who like to work on mecha together!
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Would Mercy be viable in comp if rezzed players could fight with invulnerability for 5s?
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>>169590963
ERP is haram, family. This was a /pol joke.

>>169590981
Guess I'll try and give it a shot on my next game, cheers.
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>>169590614
She is English, they don't have softball. They don't let women play cricket either.
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>>169591021
and also murder
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>>169591037
that would be OP. her getting some invuln is good enough. I hope the ptr changes go live in the real game soon.
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>>169591213
All the ptr stuff is going live tomorrow
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>>169590296
I heard it today for the first timein qp
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>>169591116
That explains it. I wonder where Ana got her throwing arm. Does her grenade even have a max range?
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Is Zen literally the only character that people don't complain about much?
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>>169590816
I will exact brutal revenge on Roadhog for doing this to my daughter.
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>>169591000
B-But she's cute.
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>>169591275
She is a woman from a third world country, her strength exceeds those of most men from developed countries
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>>169591165
Has D.Va ever killed people or does she only fight Omnics? The game being non-canon, mind.
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>>169591381
I Imagine it's because he's not really played much at all.
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>>169591275
>I wonder where Ana got her throwing arm.
obligatory "she's muslim" reply
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>>169591381
Yes, he's the most balanced.
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>>169591381
Probably but only after his discord was reduced to 30%. It certainly didn't help that McSnipe went live the same time Zen got all his buffs.
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>>169591434
Lucio would probably be a better friend to Tracer than Winston. Unlike the human-raised monkey, he is a homosexual and will never want to dick her.
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>see someone who was GM sucking ass playing dps
>check their profile
>they are a rein main
funny how common this is
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>>169591510
I don't get it, sandals aren't that heavy.
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>>169591476
I bet she's killed a few with collateral damage.
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>>169588646
I'm glad they made her a vampire even when her kit suggest a spider. I'm afraid of spiders. I rather get kidnapped and sucked dry by a vampire lady than get captured by a spider even if she lets me live at the end.
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>>169591476
Is there any reason why Roadhog, Junkrat, D.Va, and Zarya shouldn't all get on like a house on fire?
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>>169591476
I believe she has killed people. Even if it's on some indirect 2nd degree. Very hard she hasn't.
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>>169591476
The war was only with Omnics, so, in theory she only killed Omnics.
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>>169591573
Assuming the new hero will be a tank, I wonder what will happen to Rein's guaranteed spot.
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>>169591661
They all met through Overwatch and became the best of friends.
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>>169591842
>The war was only with Omnics
>was
currently Russian and Korea are under attack from Omniums.
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>>169588934
So McCree is worth 100000 water bottles huh
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>>169589470
tomrrow ptr
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>>169591652
>at the end

At the end of w-what, anon?
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>>169591842
Doesn't Korea fight with just one big Omnic kaiju?
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>>169591568

When have you ever heard a black gay guy ever talk the way lucio does?

He's way too "fratbro" speak to be homo
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Youth is wasted on the young
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I thought this was supposed to be about gaming? Why is everyone doing autistic roleplaying?
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So we have two characters in the works? Doomfist and some sort of robot?
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Post cute Lucios!
I need a new wallpaper so if you have a cool one of those please post that please
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>>169591661
We don't actually know how D. Va feels about omnics as for Zarya and Junkrat and Roadhog, probably lazy staff not wanting to write anything for them
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>>169591876
>Rein's guaranteed spot
Lol, have you watched any pro play recently? Dive is the new meta.
>76
>Genji
>Tracer
>Winston
>Lucio
>Zenyatta/Ana
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>>169592193
I've been using this one for as long as I can remember.
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>>169589214
It already is in most places.
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Where do you guys get your Overwatch porn? Seems like there're surprisingly few quality comics. Or maybe I just can't find the shit.
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>>169592147

>Brother no

Losing my shit over here anon, thank you for that
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>>169592208
Wasn't Junkrats home country basically ruined by omnics?
Or at least ruined it more. How good can Australia be anyway?
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>fuck guys we overbuffed Soldier, now he's in every game, what do we do
>I know, let's make Bastion even stronger than Soldier in every way
>mfw
hope you enjoyed the pre-PTR balance
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>>169592052
Yeah you're right. The Omnic that attacks South Korea is one big kaiju monster that comes out of the sea. They never kill it, but they do push it away. Then it will reconfigure itself and attack again with a new strategy.
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>>169592303
Oh, you know, places.
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>>169592208
They all hate Omnics in their entirety, there's not much more to say.
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>>169589214

Only idiots buy bottled water anyway

Bottle your own water

>>169592189

Evidence suggests the robot in the numbani fashion posters + Doomfist
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How do we save Reaper from the shit heap?

I feel like even hanzo and junk rat outclass him now
Literally mercy tier
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>>169592647
He just needs a bit more range for his guns and to be able to cancel out of wraith form, that's literally it
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>>169592278
good. dive is so much more exciting then boring rein/tank meta fights. i just wish retards at plat were capable of doing it in my comp games.
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>>169592647
Mercy is the strongest one out of those 4.
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>>169592373
Australia is basically a mad max style wasteland after the omnic crisis.
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I SWEAR IF ITS NOT ROBO DOOMFIST IM FUCKING UNINSTALLING THE GAME
I'm so sick of melee not being a viable option
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>>169592647
git gud, scrub
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>>169592292
Sweet, thanks!
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>>169592647
Same way Blizzard redesigned D.Va and Bastion, make Wraith Form a resource pool.
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>>169592647
I don't understand this meme where people pretend that if a hero isn't the flavor of the month then it must be completely shit tier.
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>>169592373
In an effort to prevent any kind of flair up from the omnic crisis, the Australian government gave the Omincs large amounts of land around the Omnium, basically kicking out everyone that lived there. This included Roadhog and Junkrat, and loads of other people. Roadhog and the others ddecided fuck that and blew up the omnium, turning it and the surrounding area, and presumably most of australia into slightly more of an irradiated hell hole.

Now the Junkers, as they're called, live where they'd always had, scavanging what they can from the husk of the Omnium.
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>>169592647
Give him grenades, like in cinematic
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>>169592647
needs more weapon range
wraith forms heals while active
right click fires both shotguns at once, with a lucio boop-like cooldown
teleport either removes the visual or the audio effect from activation
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>>169592713
Don't worry too much about it, even those in masters lack the coordination for effective dive play. It will dominate the pro scene but standard s3 comps will unfortunately be the most effective for everyone else.
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>>169592379
The solution isn't to make heroes weaker, it's to make them all stronger
Are you ready for Overwatch Z?
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will tank faggots continue having inflated af ranks in s4?
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>>169592857
he use to be my main then with the soldier buff i've only been soldiering. i tried reaper the other day and was like holy fuck he's still pretty amazing but soldier is kinda of a must pick.
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>>169592979
How do tanks have inflated ranks?
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>>169592979
Will you continue to sit there mindlessly shooting a shield instead of flanking it?
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>finally rid of the 4tank meta
>blizz release another tank
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>hanzo directly in front of me starts ulting
>use reflect or defense matrix
>doesn't eat or turn the arrow around for some reason

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEE
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>>169592953
Reaper's wraith ability is now a meter, like Bastion and D.Va's abilities and placed on M2 by default
In it's place Shift or E or whatever it was on is now a grenade toss.

Reaper now has more control over his survivability, being able to stop wraith form whenever he wants, and also gains additional range.
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>>169592647
Make wraith form work exactly like defense matrix.

On another note, I wish amp it up also worked like that, too. It would be cash as fuck.
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>>169593110
Don't worry, he won't be viable for half a year
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>>169593110
>he thinks Doomfist is a tank
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>>169593165
the meter mechanic should be put in place for a lot of abilities.
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>>169592647
Give him a beserker mode passive
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>For Reaper's case specifically, his Wraithform ability is very strong, but at least you know he can't attack you while he himself is unable to be attacked. Currently, you can try to time a shot to land just as it ends, if you're practiced enough. If he were able to cancel it freely there would probably have to be a decent delay before he were able to fire again, to give his enemies enough warning. Otherwise on your screen he'd shoot you before you even saw the effect end (at least until someone invents 0 latency internet).
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>>169593226
>he thinks we're getting doomfist
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>>169592816
>spoiler
Back to the middle ages with you.
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>>169593357
>he thinks the fake leaks from January were real
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>>169593110
>tanks in the Bastion meta
l o l
o
l
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if theres no new about the patch in 10 mins im gonna end it all
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>>169593436
Do it already
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>>169593406
>he doesn't think
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CANON.
CANON.
CANON.
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>>169593321
>If he were able to cancel it freely there would probably have to be a decent delay before he were able to fire again, to give his enemies enough warning. Otherwise on your screen he'd shoot you before you even saw the effect end (at least until someone invents 0 latency internet).
D.Va and Mei both do this
>>
Where the fuck is the new short
>>
The update seems to be around 1,30GB.
How much content would that be?

>>169592816
Yeah it would be nice to be able to smack some people around with something that isn't Rein
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>>169593531
>implying they don't both have their hand on each of Ana's ass cheeks
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>>169593531
DELETE THIS PLEASE, REAPER AND 76 ARE NOT GAYS.
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>>169593602
>implying Ana would ever allow that with her daughter next to her
Sad!
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>>169583663
>Implying she doesn't do JOI/CEI streams
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how the hell does a robot(bastion) have ptsd
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>>169593602
Im gonna draw that now.
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>>169593757
she's autistic
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>>169593627
oh yeah?! then how is THIS possible!!
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>>169593814
wait a second... bastion isn't a girl..
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yay OW started to dl a 1.6 gb update on the background
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>>169593757
because he should have died a long time ago.
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>>169584850
Best
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I seriously hope you guys listen to shitty Russian hardstyle when you play Zarya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPkmozi7Zc
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>>169593581
The last two bug fix patches have been 300 MB each, so I don't think they have the best compression. The file size does seem a bit large, but it's probably still just gonna be the PTR going live.

They're not going to throw a new hero straight on live and I think it's still a bit early for the Unity event.
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>>169593893
That's what you think
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>>169593904
I did mine before you
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>Reaper76 anon is here
>Now the thread will go to shit
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>>169592857

Bruh flavor of the month means absolutely nothing

The heroes being picked are being picked because they are worth picking
The heroes not being picked aren't worth picking

That's all there is to it. The games main objective is shoot the enemies dead. If you're a hero like reaper that only does that and other heroes do it better: you serve no purpose
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>>169593982
wait a second...but bastion is a guy?
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>>169593904
OH FUGG

IT'S BROOMSTIGG
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>>169583525
Is Mercy invulnerability buff on the PTR going live tomorrow along with Bastion?
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>>169594032
Robots don't have gender, and Bastion doesn't have enough sentinece to leans towards one anyways
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>>169594028
>imply the threads don't become shit with the first 5 posts of "my little bloo waifu"
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>>169594028
he just needs to kill himself desu senpai
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>>169594086
Yes, everything on the PTR is going live.
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>>169593757
Because the script writers are fucking lazy.
Every single short has been shit on a story standpoint.

That whole bastion short was basically a 101 on "muh sad backstory" writing.
Visually they are amazing, and thats what angers me most, so many missed opportunities in there.
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>>169594123
Omnics have set genders, evidenced by Zenyatta mentioning his brothers and sisters on Nepal.
But then Omnics aren't robots.
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>>169594086
going live NOW>>169593904
>>169593581
>>169586128
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>>169594123
>>169594217
but just to clarify bastion IS not a girl? because i kind of have a thing for robot girls
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>>169593321

A close range only hero has the advantage in close range, only after using up their defensive cool down?

Oh no how awful
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>>169593531
>'This is canon!' Says increasingly nervous man for the xth time this day.
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>>169594174
>PTR is going live
Time to REALLY practice my Tracer game
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>>169594174
>>169594086
I cant wait to lick the salt out of your taint when chu makes it canon.
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>>169594247
Bastion's genderless, Chu confirmed it on twitter.
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>>169594240
it's not now as it is a bg dl

it will probably activate on tuesday maintenance like usual
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>>169594354
phew, for a second there i thought i was going ot have to masturbate to bastion
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PTR down?
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>>169593602
That's nothing new. They all take turns with each other's ass cheeks.
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>Play widowmaker
>after a few minutes half the enemy team is dedicated to jumping on me the moment I peak my head
>still getting kills

It's a smug feeling when you know you're pissing off the enemy team that much and still countersniping their widow
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>>169594269
are you sad you'll never find someone to hold your heart anon? do you hate love? who hurt you?
>>
I hope you're all ready to have vietnam war-esque bastion-based PTSD tomorrow.


The omnics will have their revenge.
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>>169594468
Yes, the PTR is being taken down now since the patch is going out tomorrow
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>>169594468
yeah they took it down already
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>>169594217
Gender is optional for Omnics just like it is for people
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>>169594487
>tfw they awkwardly touch fingers while reaching for his butthole

And that's how Pharah was born.
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>>169587013
It works it's just slow, apparently if you have proof it goes much faster
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>>169594569
bait
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>>169594569
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>>169594419
No one is stopping you, Anon
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Just don't reply.
Don't even think about it.
You're smarter than him.
Don't give him what he wants.
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>>169594028
>>169594151

>i haven't even posted once yet

Could this mean.... there are multiple posters? Who knew? Have you ever thought... you're the minority?
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>>169594596
>>169594606
Bastion confirmed for transgirl
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>>169593757
Because it still has some amount of sentience
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>>169594571
But Fareeha was born years before Overwatch was formed
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>>169594345
I've been practising Tracer for the past week. Did they make any changes to her?
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>>169594662
You're a minority.
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>>169594661
Its not just one person you idiot. If you have 4chanX you can even see it for yourself. Stop acting like an idiot. You're complaints are getting more annoying than them at this point.
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>>169594660
c'mon now, bastion isn't a girl. that'd be major key gay.


Although it'd be really hot to jerk off and cum all over bastion's 'face' whilst they go "bweep bwoop"
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>>169594606
This bathroom isn't as offensive as you or they think

Also Caitlin is a shitty human being and it's sad that she of all people gets to be the face of transwomen
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>>169594662
welcome friend to the best reality :)
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>>169594662
point still stands, jump off a cliff you degenerate
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>>169594746
No, but she's still good against Bastion, and there's gonna be a very inexperienced Bastion in every single game for the next week.
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>>169594738
It happened a lot.
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i hat when they shut down ptr, its how i practice in "offline mode"
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>>169594738
Wrong.
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Winston, why do you keep asking me to speak with british accent?
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>>169594569
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>>169594662
Doesn't matter if there's one of you or two of you, Reaper76 poster(s) always shit up these threads.
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>>169594814
>she
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>>169594928
b8ed
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>>169594965
>winston
>british accent
r u ok
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>>169594661
Mercy x 76 is stupid too
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>>169594997
ok but i don't see you going after the waifu posters who do the same thing. sounds like ur just homophobic
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>>169594965
BECAUSE IT GETS MY MASSIVE GORILLA DICK ROCK HARD WHILE I FUCK THESE JARS OF PEANUTBUTTER THAT I WARMED IN THE MICROWAVE
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>>169594928
Wrong. That picture makes even less sense with Sombra's introduction.
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>>169595128
I wonder if that is another retcon then. Someone should tweet that picture to Chu.
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>>169595081
this.

76 was made for D.Va
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I don't like gay posting unless it's Reinhardt or Roadrat
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>>169594606
I don't get it
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>Africas hero is a fucking robot
>still only one nigger

Where's the backlash?
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>>169594997
>always shitting up the threads
>bloo posters post straight images and retarded roleplay for hours
>R76 poster makes one reply with CANON
>gets this mad

You need a break from this general. You're becoming delusional m8
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>>169595294
ŠŸoŠæaŠ»cя ŠæŠøŠ“op
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>>169595210
>>169594661
not shipping Torb76
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>>169595272
They get posted too much as it is.
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>24 hours till the game is ruined by the retarded PTR changes
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>>169595294
Tell me current location, I send haelp
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>>169595420
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>>169595281
Both portraits are of the same person.
They denote male/female bathrooms.
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>>169595272
then post them
>>
Anyone else planning to just play custom games for the next few weeks?
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>>169595338
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>169595338
Fucking kill yourself
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>>169595456
>too much Reindaddy or Roadrat
I don't think there is such a thing, anon
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>>169592458
Based T.F.P
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Can't wait to see them fail again
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>>169595338
kys you dumb fucking autist stop making your mom hate her life
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>>169595579
>>169595580
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>>169595590
Excuse you but you need to Delete this. Reinhardt is not for lewd, Reinhardt is for grandpa-ering. Like werthers.
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>>169595614
They should just send Widowmaker, she accomplished her mission just fine when she went solo.
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Chocolate lines WILL go in tomorrow.
It is inevitable.
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>>169595614
Can't wait to see them tie the knot
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>>169595338
Just do it
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>Jeff says it's not who you think
>He meant it's Doomfist but not voiced by Terry Crews
Tbqh a VA with that big of a name would just overshadow the rest of the cast
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>>169595579
>>169595580
>>169595661
>>169595748


Autism folks, these are bloo posters by the way. If no one could tell.
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>>169595682
That's not even lewd, he's just in casual clothes.
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>>169594349
keep waiting pillow biter
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>>169595780
Anything not Terry will just be a letdown now. Everyone is hyped for a big man with a mecha fist screaming POWWEEEERRRR and that's certainly not what we'll get.
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>>169595682
Reinhardt is for cuddling!
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>>169595876
>Anything not Terry will just be a letdown now.
Even MC Ride?
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>>169595196
It's probably just the spray artist using the design most people would recognize. Just make sure you remember this time so I don't have to correct you again.
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>>169595836
I'm personally not a fan of Widow, but I'll find some new art to dump anon, just for you.
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>>169595294
>only one nigger
You forgot Winston.
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>>169595876
It would just make Doomfist a joke character rather than a lore heavy renegade/villain. I don't need an Old Spice commercial in my game
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>>169596000
oh fuck hell yes
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>>169590460
>Implying I don't get knocked out of the suit on purpose to play delayed projectile DPS
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>>169596053
Reaper is a lore heavy villain and he's a joke character
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>>169596029
As long as you don't start roleplaying with your autistic friends I'll let it slide.
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Snow queen!
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>>169596095
Yeah but only because Bliz lacks self-awareness
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>>169595294
Blizzard made a black, eleven year old girl who is a genius in robotics. There isn't a reason to backlash unless you're someone who has never played the game before.
Which I guess is usually the case.
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>>169596053
Terry already did voice acting
Here's Blade for example
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/disney-xds-ultimate-spider-man-643433
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>>169596000
heroes based on how noided they are:

>reinhardt
>junkrat
>reaper
>tracer
>rest of the cast
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>>169596098
>tfw Amelie will never stomp on your balls
Why go on?
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>>169595872
ok daddy ;]
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>>169596204
what?
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>doomfist is a robot voiced by a niggres

how mad will you be
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Reminder
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>>169596275
>no lucio
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>>169596296
>tfw Amelie will never stomp on your balls
>tfw she'll never laugh and honk away
brb ending it all
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>>169596371
Reminder to kill yourself
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>>169596371
Death Blossom is an actual term
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Widowmaker is my wife and I love her?
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>>169596216
if that girl gets in the game there will be a meltdown
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>>169596352
Very.
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>>169596296
Holy her face. She looks like an unconvincing trap.
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>>169596430
You might kill yourself when its canon. Don't. It's not worth it.
>>
What time do they usually release stuff? Think anything will come today for new hero? Hint or reveal maybe?
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>>169595713
Hopefully :3
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>>169596430
you don't have to hate anon one day you'll find a twinkish boy who will love you for who you are.
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>>169596081
I wish there were a proper PG hero instead of it just being the shit weapon for heroes that aren't supposed to do damage.
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>>169596275

Reinhardt is the least noided of the entire cast. He's confident as fuck.

Or does noided mean something other than paranoid?
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>>169596496
Tuesday at like 12 PM PST I think
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>>169596417
>honk away
For some reason I imagined widow riding away in clown car
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>>169596496
Tomorrow, anon. Hold on for one more day
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Widowmaker and Tracer are in a canon relationship!
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>>169596568
yeah there is some pretty good imagery with that lmao. I usually imagine a goose
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>>169596596
Tracer's dating some ginger cunt and Widowmaker still has complicated feelings about her husband
>>
>>169596596
Yeah. They canonly hate one another.
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>>169596352
>another character controlled and possibly voiced by a young female with an annoying voice and even more annoying voice lines.


Can't wait to make people rage.
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Widowmaker and Reaper are in a canon relationship!
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>tfw only offense hero you're remotely good with is codblops dad
>>
Reco, the Numbani offensive builder using Efi's AI drones
>M1: Handgun
>M2: Grapple an enemy in melee range and pin them to the ground, immobilizing the enemy and you
>L-Shift: perform 3 cartwheels dodging damage and dealing melee damage with each spin as you move forward. Can chain into a grapple
>Ult: Deploy/Heal 300 HP drone that hovers about 10 feet above Reco
>E: Command the drone to move into a position relative to Reco using the movement keys.
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>>169585598
>You cannot survive on strength alone

literally ripping on genji mains everywhere
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Can Koreans build real mechs instead of plastic shit only fit for suicide?
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>>169591476
>Omnics aren't people

I think it's about time for you to pass into the iris, bub.
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>>169596352
I will set my language to russian or polish
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Sombra and Reaper are in a canon relationship!
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>>169596829
nothing to be ashamed of, he's really good right now
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>>169596931
Gross
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>>169591652
What did Muffett do to you, Anon?
>>
I feel like it will be fun update. Rein will probably disappear from the meta with this Bastion. I mean are you need a shield for 3 seconds?
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>>169596839
>L4D hunter

Source?
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>>169596931
Sombra is for teasing.
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>>169596931
that's just as bad as 76 x Mercy
>>
so we getting a spider tank voiced by a black kid or a Doomfist who might be an omnic and voiced by terry crews?
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>>169597008
Who do you think is going to be standing in front of the bastion?
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D.va is for double penetration
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>>169596596
>>169596760
>>169596931
t. edgy talon cuck
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Reaper and Ana are in a canon relationship!
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>>169596443
you sound unsure, anon
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>>169596829
Unless he gets over-nerfed he'll always be a reliable pick
>>
Can we get back to talking about the actual game and gameplay instead of all this cringey shit?
>>
>>169597086
Do not sexualize my daughter
>>
>>169597072
we don't know, it could be both for all we know
>>
>>169588171
Especially reaper's voice, fag
>>
I like McCree and Sombra finding an unlikely friendship due to the fact that they're both not very loyal to their respective organizations and have learned to only look out for themselves and later they learn to care for each other
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>>169597150
No.
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>>169597150
Ok
My team is totally stupid and drags me down
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>>169584036
>genj
>you should know which one
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>>169597150
NO
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Reaper and Mercy are in a canon relationship!
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>>169597150
This one time, I totally lost this game because my team sucked
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>>169597008
hes going to be more mandatory than ever
the length of the shield is irrelevant because the people behind it still die 10 times as fast
"shield breaker" is basically codeword for "overpowered", if the shield isnt capable of blocking damage then normal characters sure as FUCK arent going ot be surviving whatevers shooting the shield without him
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Why is this general always filled to the brim with shipping fags. Like in no other general is this cancerous garbage nearly as common.

>LOL LETS SHIP THESE TWO CHARACTERS THAT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE BEING TOGETHER
>NOW LETS FORCE IT AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE BY SPAMMING IT IN EVERY THREAD

The worst part is people literally compete with one another in this thread to spam their retarded OTP.
>>
>>169597073
No one. He's mobile AF now. Zarya behind with the bubble from Tracers maybe.
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>>169597150
what gameplay? you mean like quick play strategies? come back when the next season starts
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>>169597150
Okay

Post the most overpowered voice lines
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>>169597150
No
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>>169597360
Nice blog post
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>>169597229
I like McCree and Sombra having one night stand while McCree is drunk and Sombra has to control his body using hacking
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>>169597150
I hope the custom games people come up with the server browser are better than what they were doing on the PTR. Most of the stuff there consisted of people trying to do the silliest shit possible without much thought put into it which got old quickly.
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>>169597252
>>169597312

You don't think theorizing, discussing strategy and general game play is better than posting r34?
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So is Widowmaker cold to the touch?
Like a discount version of Mr Freeze?
Has to be kept cool all the time?
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>>169597293
Delete this disgusting image!
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>>169597150
No. Let's discuss which boy would be the qtest girl.

>Lucio
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>>169597150
I played a game today and it sucked because people were bad!
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>>169597439
except ridiculously fast games are actually pretty fun and challenging
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>>169597150
Fuck you and every gameplay fag that comes here. No one gives a fuck about your broken game.
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>>169597150
Okay, enough.
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>>169597150
there's nothing to talk about yet
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>>169597360
>what is /feg/?
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>>169597374
"i know whos been naughty."
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>>169597360
What do you expect when you have heroes in a game that are so sexy
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>>169583896
i want to impregnate fareeha tenderly and lovingly while ana watches, just to make sure its done properly
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>>169597360
1. People want more lore about this game (Say what you will, Blizzard has a knack from making universes for their games, even if the story they write ends up being hit or miss.)
2. People confuse ships with lore.
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>>169597523
Overwatch still exists when it's off season.
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>>169597439
Ana paintball is great.
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>>169597476
Junkrat is objectively the best girl
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>>169597601
Doesn't really matter, it will be on-season within 24 hours.
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>>169597229
McCree was loyal to Overwatch, but not Blackwatch
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>>169597374
>Mada mada!
>How embarrassing!
>Is the EZ MODE?!
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Love is wonderful!
Love is Canon!
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>>169597672
>playing DVA

ERROR
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I'm worried that people will fuck up my placement games next season by doing dumb shit like picking Hanzo because they feel like playing him and shit
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>>169597601
Sure, but there's gonna be a patch tomorrow and a new hero very soon; it's hard to talk about gameplay when it's all gonna change imminently.
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you guys really like making sure i hate faggots. i wish trump wasnt so fucking soft
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>>169597707
Yes, here's some pure and wonderful and canon love now!
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>>169597834
Don't blame gays for shipfags being obnoxious
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>>169597791
Are you implying that hasn't happened in every season?

Also you could just wait a week or so, let most of the baddies finish their placement matches first, then you do yours.
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So now that Doomfist gauntlet is confirmed missing on numbani What the fuck is the point of a numbani payload map we are moving a cart to a museum with nothing in it? both teams might as well just hang out on the first objective point.
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>>169597791
Nope, they'll all be insta-picking Bastion because he's the cool new toy.
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>>169597943
The cart also has stuffed toys for the Numbani museum gift shop that need delivering
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>>169597834
>i wish trump wasnt so fucking soft
Cause you don't like your dom Daddy to be a fatass?
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>>169598029
Truly a mission worthy of the talented people of Overwatch.
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>>169597486
They can be but I was talking more about how many custom games were people just throwing settings like cooldown sliders to one side and leaving it at that. You could do much more interesting stuff if we also got a map editor but that won't be happening any time soon.
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>>169597229
I like this scene.

McCree is a total outlaw. So is Sombra. The shitty bar with the shitty lighting, it's comfy for some reason.

Also, do you think Sombra doesn't know who McCree is or she does know and just doesn't care to mess with him?

Or would she even mess with him? Reaper's assassination plot isn't really Talon's plot.
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>>169597862
YES! and here is more CANON LOVE!!!!
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>>169597360
what do you expect when new content only gets released every four months and the only thing we get to fill the gaps is a series of seasonally themed waifu outfits, you bumbling idiot
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>>169598029
But the opposition is attempting to steal Doomfist's gauntlet in the "story" of the game. Why would they want to take toys?
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>>169597834
trump cant even competently ban muzzies and you think he'd touch the gays? moron
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>>169597943
>ah yes, let's just leave this high tech hover cart in the middle of nowhere

Fuck you. The musem paid good money for that cart. Your job is to get it back to the warehouse.
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>tfw you want to see Reaper76 become canon because of the massive anal pain it causes already

It's not even offical and the threat of it actually happening is enough to generate all this salt. kek
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>>169598115
This is fine. Drop the 76 gig and enforce this, it's far more probable.
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>playing pharah is just quake but with more memes
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>>169597791
>>169597934
>>169597986

What is the final solution to this? What should I do if I want to minimize others affecting what rank I get in placements?
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>>169598130
Because Overwatch is thematically a Saturday-morning cartoon
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>>169598204
What do you have against blonde men?
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>>169598130
>steal all the toys
>tell all the kids that the mean Overwatch people stole the toys
>kids grow up hating Overwatch for ruining their childhood
>a whole generation of Talon agents grows up in only 10 years

Genius move, really.
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>>169598130
Because it's almost Unity Day and the opposition needs to get presents for their loved ones. This is a morally grey mission. No side is right or wrong. Super deep.
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>>169598112
She does call him by name ingame, obviously having done some research on his background.
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is tracer the most skillful, balanced, and thankless hero?

>all her abilities dont do any damage, just mobility
>ult is hard to hit on anyone but tanks and is completely useless if you miss
>need to have good tracking and headshot aim to be effective at all with her pistols
>shitty designed maps designed around chokes means you have to watch every 2 seconds to avoid being killed by a randon projectile being spammed by a hanzo, zenyatta, mei or junkrat
>one of the only heroes that has literally never been touched since launch
>even if you do good the enemy team will only see you as an annoying bug in the end
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>>169598204
>far more probable
>McCree has never even shown to like Reyes once
>not even in the past
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>>169598258
It's simple, stop giving a fuck. It doesn't matter.
>b-buh I'll be stuck in low rank hell!!
No, you wont, you'll only be "stuck" if you're shit at the game, if you're any good you'll raise in rank. If you want a higher rank then just git gud and stop complaining.
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>>169598293
>>169598414
Neither has 76.

This is just better.
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>>169598458
This is not true. Others can keep you down via playing like shit or trolling.
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>>169598258
You just have to take it, same as if you got some dipshit fucking up a regular comp game.
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>>169598394
>is tracer the most skillful, balanced, and thankless hero?
No, but she's second to Zenyatta
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>>169598258
6-stacks with trusted players. It's the only way.
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>>169598558
I think I'm going to troll for my placements, good idea

What hero should I play lads
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>>169598234
wonderful innit
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>>169598554
sounds like you just dont understand true LOVE
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>>169598653
Pick someone really meta like Ana or Genji, that way the people actually trying can't use them.
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>>169598653
It's not about what hero you play.
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>>169598653
Mei
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>>169598653
>Asking who to troll as
There's only one answer
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>>169597150
What's to discuss? Everyone knows this game is pretty bad by a lot of objective FPS standards but also pretty good in other ways. The content updates are so slow and everything gets datamined the moment it appears that there's nothing to talk about. Just wait until tomorrow for a content update.
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>>169598653
Sombra
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>>169598702
Nah fuck off. 76 is a slimy old cuck.
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>>169597791
Does it matter? No. If you lose all your placements you'll end up like 100 SR lower than you ended last season at most.
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>>169598746
> someone really meta like Genji
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kill yourselves shipfags
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>>169598903
Wrong.
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>>169598924
I mean some tryhard is going to want to choose him, right? He'll be double mad if you screw around using his main.
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>>169595128
>(Give or take a few years.)
What a fucking joke. Why wouldn't the writers have an exact date for when this shit started? How do you write a futuristic sci-fi world and then not include a proper timeline for the sake of immersion?
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http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Genji

>strong vs hanzo
>strong vs ana
>strong vs junkrat
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>>169598892
t. pharrah main
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>>169599078
What the fuck is a pharrah?
Do you mean Pharah?
What the fuck is a Pharah?
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>>169598554
>Neither has 76.


"Despite their differences, the two soldiers became friends. Their decision to join Overwatch together would change the world, for good and for bad."

Right. Why play dumb?
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>>169599135
are you having a stroke?
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>>169599021
This literally a children's game, fucking lol. Why would it have deep lore?
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>>169599178
Nice fanfiction quote
Reaper76 will be canon and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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>>169599135
>"look mom! I pointed out a typo on the internet! do you think dad will come back and love me now?"
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>>169598974
Right.
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>>169598974
Proof?
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>>169599278
>Reaper76 will be canon
Correct
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>quick play
>offseason
>it's now quick stomp

fuck off you tryhards let me suck in peace
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>>169599287
Nice projecting lonelyboy
Did your mommy homeschool you? It would explain a lot
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>>169598974
Do you think that losing all 10 rounds will place you at 0 SR or something? Winning and losing is only a small part of the overall ranking.
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>>169599027
>vs hanzo
>stay further than 3 meters away and slowly kill him with shuriken while waiting to smash dat reflect

>vs ana
>stay further than 3 meters away and slowly kill her with shuriken while waiting to smash dat reflect

>vs junkrat
>stay further than 10 meters away and kill him with shuriken while being literally unhittable, or go into his face and reflect+rmb+dash
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>>169599341
So don't quote fanfiction idiot you discredit the inevitable canon
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>>169598394
>blink directly into someone's asshole
>hold M1
>press e if you fuck up and get a free undo
>skill
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>>169599021
This way gives them more freedom to do whatever they want. Metzen touched on that when he said they were making most shit up on the fly
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>>169599245
>Michael Chu
>Lead Writer
>No coherent story or campaign 2+ years after the game's reveal
Literally why? What the FUCK has this guy been doing the whole time?
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/owg/ may be an awful place filled with unsufferable people, I want you to know that you are still better than """"""""""""people"""""""""""" on Blizzard forum.
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>>169599461
How does the line about them being friends discredit it? And its a direct quote.
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>>169599516
A direct quote of a fanfiction you dumbass
Quote the actual evidence, the voicelines ingame
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>>169599376
Quick Play is and always has been Comp-lite.
If you want casual fun times then play Arcade, No-limits gives the same experience as Quick Play, and is a casual fun time mode.
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>>169599381
no... i ignored the copypastas and my mom died in her sleep :[
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When are we getting some new news?
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do people falseflag being really annoying. faggots to try and indoctrinate impressionable young adults on the web only voting republican?
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>>169599509
We're stupidly lovable.
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>>169599278
>>169599341
>Reaper76 will be canon
>Actually believing this
>Implying it won't be the really obvious love triangle with Ana that started the whole conflict between them
Frankly, the forbidden love between soldiers is too good for this story.
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>>169599501
cumming on his mercy body pillow and draggin his 2 inch cock all over mercys pillow tits
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>>169599732
God I wish that were me.
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>>169599813
>this
chu or the pillow?
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>>169599501
scrapping the old coked up Metzen lore that didn't make sense/getting the new shit passes through Activision
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>people unironically arguing about ships being canon
Let it go, autists
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>>169599813
Doubling your penis size is a dream all men share
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I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that "lead writer" michael chu is intentionally stoking shipper wars to deflect from the fact he isn't doing any actual writing.
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>>169599021
That one's okay. The war lasted for some time and there likely werent a date when omniggers said "fuck it, we're going Skynet" and started a global war overnight, it probably slowly escalated so you can't pinpoint a date the crisis started. I mean, look at real life wars and conflicts.
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>>169599914
>let go of the only thing in this life I have

how you gonna ask a man for all he's got
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>>169599914
The only canon ships are Tracer and Emily, and Ana and Pharah's dad.
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>>169599584
>fanfiction
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396/
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>>169600029
I feel like the Revolutionary War or World War I would be a good inspiration for something like that. Usually there was some buildup, yes, but typically a strong event occurred which set the wheels into motion, like the "Shot Heard Round The World" or the assassination of Ferdinand. It would be easy as fuck to write and yet they still haven't done it.
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>>169599729
There is more evidence against a love triangle than there is against Reaper76 you mongoloid. Does the Canadian fall into the love triangle too?
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>>169600086
Written by a nobody
It's fanfiction
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>>169589601
Is it bad that i used Mar forever before i got Virus

also not sure if saving for one of her legendaries is even worth it, i like Virus the most so far. Glitch looks like shite.
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>>169600026
The typically vague answers are my favorite part.
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>>169600059
Genji x Mercy may not be completely canon or anything, but it can NOT be denied that Genji has feelings for her and is actively trying to show her that
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>>169600261
its canon my man, you can deny it if you want but it won't change anything
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>>169599914
it's not that easy when this game is all i have
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>>169600302
Nobody cares about 'nearly canon'.
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>>169599447
in a confrontation where nobody gets in cheap damage, its very likely for a decent hanzo to win considering you only need to bodyshot him twice and at that range its very easy to land arrows.

ana throws a nade at her feet, cant deflect that. or you waste your deflect and she sleeps you and you die after that

with junkrat, his traps can really hurt his flank ability and your mine is helpful for when he's low and you dont feel like aiming. I mean junkrat is shit vs everyone that has range but genjis are low after trying to engage someone for the most part so the traps/spam bombs can be the death of him more than others
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>>169600302
There is no evidence of this ingame. Delusion.
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>>169600369
I'm trying to do us both a favor idiot
Reaper76 is confirmed by their interactions ingame
Quoting this drivel only hampers the cause
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>>169598394
>and is completely useless if you miss
woah really no way
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>>169600380
>>169600037
I'm just saying, don't take it so seriously.
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>>169600238
>Does the Canadian fall into the love triangle too?
Pharah was adopted after her mother died. Simple explanation for an obvious red herring.
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>heroes have a revenge line when they kill someone thats killed them
>genji doesn't have any
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Spotted on a stream. What's the highest level you guys have seen?
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>>169600836
>gold

What level is this? >2000?
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>>169600493
Jokes on you, the game has nothing to do with the lore also you're wrong because Genji will rarely shout "Angela!" when he sees Mercy hurt/eliminated can't remember which also the chocolate exchange voice lines
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>>169600892
Silver is 600, so I'm guessing gold is 1200.
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>>169600919
The latter aren't in the game.
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>>169600836
I wonder if they have any friends
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I got another ring on me phone. It wasā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..!!!!!!!!!!!!!sombraa!.

ā€œHola, bitch ā€ she said

ā€œHi sombraā€

ā€œI hacked into gerard way and now theres agonna be a my chemical romance concert at ecopoint: australiaā€ where the fuck is that, i thought to mmineself

ā€œNO WAAAAAAAY!!!!!ā€ I started crying into the phone. I would haul ass to , mideveil, austria for gerar d wayā€™s sweet dickass any day because im reaper and I love men. S o mcuh i wold do anything for a good dick in my ass

Jackson mmorty looked over at me. ā€œDid u say my chemical romance???ā€ He said. ā€œI Love mcr!!ā€

ā€œNO YOU DONTā€ I SCREAMED AT HIM AT THE FFUCKING PREP ā€œ YOU ONLY LIKE Tje tAYLOR SWIFT and hozierā€

Jacky started crying to Love StoryTM by Taylor SwiftTM because he knew i was right. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E ps this is there SONG!!)TM
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>>169600696
Pharah was in her 20s when Ana "died"
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>>169600696
Then explains why Chu says differently? He said there are obvious hints who the father is out right now in the lore. He wasn't saying this before reflections.
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I started crying because Talon can be really mean and so I ran out of our base and went to the 7/11 by our house. Who else was working there butā€¦ā€¦. TORBORN

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Suddenly, I turned around, faced with the guilt of the sin I had just committed. An innocent dwarfā€™s blood was on my hands; a man with a rich life, a loving family, and multiple - just kidding I have no ragrets. FUCK torbjorn. FUCK my wife
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>>169601086
Didn't he or someone else say that Pharah's father hasn't even been seen?
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>>169600474
how trash are you? a reflected hanzo arrow is a one shot kill. if ana throws the jar at you or a sleep dart, she is dead. if junkrat so much as looks in your direction, he is dead. if he doesn't, he is dead.
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>LoZ: Breath of the Wild leaked

Later faggots! See you tomorrow when season 4 starts. BYE SUCKERS
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>>169601086
Here's a sparkling new idea. Chu doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing!
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>>169601086
>multiple hints to his identity
>only see his back in one panel

I like how he pretends there's depth
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>>169600836
>that
>high
pfft.
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>>169584231
This.
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>>169584543

I am kind of like Q.P. in the off season because the level of competition is much better than during the season.

I also have a hard and fast rule of instantly quitting the select screen if more than one of the four weeb/shit heroes gets picked. (Hanzio, Widow, Sombra, Genji)

Sure I get a 75% xp penalty for quitting too many games but who gives a flying fuck about xp. I'm already lvl 480 with the gold weapons. I just want to win. And with more than one of the magic 4 shit heroes it's pretty much an instant loss so I quit 100% of the time if two get picked. Feelsgoodman.
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>>169601254
>ignoring Pharah's skins

Heh
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>>169601048
Given the consistency of the Overwatch timeline, I consider this evidence.
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>>169601262
What you just posted is lower though.
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>>169601086
Pharahs father has not been introduced. The proof is in the sombra animated origin story
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>>169601338
Look at the one on the far right.
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>>169601173
Hence why I said before reflections he was saying this. Just recently he confirmed it was hinted who the father is when before he said there was nothing.
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>>169600836
Yesterday I played against a Golden Four-Star person who was playing with Roadhog
His Roadhog sucked
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ā€œOI LUV WHOS KNOCKING AT ME BING BONG DOOR?ā€ she asked

ā€œIts me Reaper, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.ā€ I said

ā€œYOU WOT M8?ā€ She said but let me in anyways

ā€œPLEASE EXCUSE ME GIRLFRIEND AND I, WE WERE JSUT SCISSORING (thats how lesbos do u know whut)ā€
ā€œ nasty ā€œ i said because i did not want a girlfriend( i love men btw) .i want a boyfriend Also i did not want to fuck scissors because what if my dick got chopped off, ouch???????? L esbeanbians are scary By alton brownTM haha get it chiopped
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I just want confirmation of what hero(s) are getting released and when, just so I can stop incessantly checking Twitter and this waifu-posting /KSG-tier shit general every four minutes
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>>169601283
How is it possible for her to be so cute?
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>>169601262
I bet that guy was Gold rank.
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>>169601447
Oh shit
>>
Tracer laughed ā€œNah mate im just having a laugh lesbians arent bornā€ ā€œwe come out of the ground. Like gnomes

TORBJOR A LESBIAN CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>169601516
Cute, fit, brown girl = marriage material.
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>>169601408
Sombra's story came out BEFORE reflections. Besides his silhouette could be on the chart. There is a spot for him on it.
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>no reinhardt
>lose

epic.... i cant wait until bastion fucks up reinhardt
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If they have acknowledged that Bastion was sort of weak and buffed him, they have to address Torbjorn too.

His turret is a joke and nothing beyond a mere inconvenience in any game beyond meme tier quick play games.
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>>169602061
The new hero will hard counter Bastion.
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>>169601319
>we're worried about an Egyptian character wearing this skin but think it's a nice homage to native American culture
>just kidding they're totally a clue

Bravo Chu
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>>169602061
>no freckles on her tits
b o r i n g
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DEATH GRIPS
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>>169602061
Yes, let's overbuff all of the def heroes. What could possibly go wrong.
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>>169602542
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>>169594837
How can it be best if i can never have that?
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>>169602140
There is only one hero the new one will hard counter.
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>>169602061
Have you missed the symm/torb 2cp meta by any chance?
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>>169601262
Where is Tazzerk?
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>>169602803
>D.va
>Not ____Zen
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>>169600836
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Sylphea-1120?
Friend of mine played with her, the highest level player in the game, a couple weeks ago.
Highest I've seen is a level 1789
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>>169592405
>Then it will reconfigure itself and attack again with a new strategy.
It's explicitly countering whatever they last used on it while also countering previous strategies.
First attack was twenty years ago and it attacks every few years.
They created MEKA drones to fight it, and they worked until the last encounter where it disrupted the drone network and effectively made them useless.
RTS autists were the only ones close enough in terms of reflexes required to keep up with the kaiju-omnic which is why they had to pick them as pilots and even then they had to work in squads to take the fucker down.
It's next counter is probably going to be fucking crazy like challenging them to a starcraft tournament or some other way of attacking the pilots themselves.
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>>169603000
>Everyone has 350 HP minimum
>Except for Tracer but who cares about Tracer
So good.
>>
>>169601556
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/GiantDwarf-21479
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>still no news
Tomorrow is Tuesday. We have to get some sort of announcement today, right? Maybe we're not actually getting anything this week?
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>>169602061
torb doesnt need a buff he needs a lateral change
they need to bring back the resource management but then give him a benefit from spawn instead of having to wait until after the first teamfight to get any scrap
he also needs an offensive building, something mobile like little creeps instead of a stationary turret because turrets are completely useless when you have to push into an area
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>>169596760
Eh, giving her an occasional dicking is hardly a relationship
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>>169584036
Widowmaker
I could do this all day.
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Pharah has won the waifu wars. Widowmaker posters gave up. It's ogre.
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>>169603312
Sure that's not Lucio's line?
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When are they removing win streaks?
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>>169603231
Every non-Sombra teaser resulted in a reveal the following week and we still have the entire week left
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>>169603231
>this week
try another three weeks, and thats just for the hero to hit PTR
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>>169584036
>D. Va
S:76: War isn't a game
D. Va: Are you sure life isn't a game, Soldier: 76?
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>>169603392
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>169603235
>he also needs an offensive building
No, no, It's perfectly fine to have the occasional hero that is only intended to be used on defense, nothing wrong with that.

>they need to bring back the resource management
What if he could give his own turret +75 armor by using scrap with a new alt-fire for the hammer?

Also level 1 turret deploy time should be fucking instant. Level 1 turret is pathetic beyond words as it is, it doesn't fucking need a build time.
>>
no gg ez on ps4 so go on jog 15 minutes before match come back no more sweat left so relax and eat em up
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>>169601262
Is that the rank portrait after gold? or is after after gold!?
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>>169603456
Both of them have that line
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>>169584036
Reinhardt
>ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?!
>>
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/836274664934514689
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>>169603649
Official owg waifu placements, duh.
>>
>>169603849
Now I'm imagining Widowmaker saying it the same way Lucio does.
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>>169603938
Jeff Kaplan is a cock tease
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>wanna try to find some chill group for next comp season just so i don't need to worry about trolls that much
>literally everyone above plat looking for teammates is thinking about going pro and wants you to play half day every day at minimum
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>>169603219
>Master
Meh. I'm Master and played way less.
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>sombra decides to just not hack someone I've right-clicked and finished the animation on
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>>169592147
Looks like the third group didn't do the cooking by the book
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>>169603938
Does season 4 start tomorrow? I've read different things. Some sites say tomorrow, others say Wednesday
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>>169593226
>>169593225
>They think it'll be doomfist
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>>169603849
Widow should have said "all night"
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>>169603143
>15k+ games
>~50% win rate
B-but forced 50 doesn't exist!
>>
>Season 1: the coin flip meta
>Season 2: the beyblade meta
>Season 3: the tank meta
>Season 4: the bastion meta
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>>169604258
Depends on the timezone but the first link in the OP counts down to the time Blizzard gave
>>
>>169603705
>It's perfectly fine to have the occasional hero that is only intended to be used on defense
no thats not fine because him being primarily immobile hinders him on defense as well because not every map is 2cp
hes basically unusable outside of first point hybrid because hes actively punished for repositioning, this is why torb is a "troll" pick on koth and payload, because he doesnt fucking work

and no "give him an upside on spawn" does not mean "lol buff turret and hammer"
what i meant is that he needs to spawn with an amount of scrap so he can actually armor the healers at least before the first fight so his team doesnt have to fight at a disadvantage for the first push in order to get anything out of him being picked
and his turret doesnt need any fucking buffs, it does what its designed to do, the problem is that what its designed to do is incredibly narrow and doesnt work on most parts of most maps so he NEEDS other utility to be worth picking
buffing his turret will do nothing but make him broken to push into on the places he already works well, its not going to make him any more flexible of a character
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>tfw you shit on a tracer as mercy four times and she goes rage pharah only to be shut down by our soldier
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>>169604458
Choose your poison.
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>>169604458
People need to stop pretending that S2 wasn't already tank meta. It's like calling S3 nanovisor meta.
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Is D.Va going to be strong again with Season 4 meta? I heard her Defense Matrix is finally useful again.
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>Sombra is just fine
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>>169598112
She's just waiting for the right moment to strike.
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>>169604416
Can't deny that
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>>169604458
dive comp came right at the end of s3
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>>169604458
Season 4 will still be tank meta, just with Bastion instead of 76. Ana can still easily keep up three tanks.
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>>169604453
Some people are garbage no matter how much they play. Maybe if you focused on getting better instead of complaining you could get out of plat.
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>>169604458
>Current meta is dive
>Tracer, Genji, Zenyatta and Winston all strong picks
>Bastion will dominate
Nah it will just be more dive than before
>>
People that insist on playing competitive are retarded
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>>169604641
For the most part, she's better than she was, but she needs tighter bullet spread on her gun and her translocator needs to be less fucky
>>
>>169604639
You heard wrong. That shitty bug fix won't help her in any way.
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>>169604639
Not really, she can save teammates from Roadhog now but otherwise it's still the same. It needs to last 1 second longer at full capacity desu
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>>169604458
They should bring back coinflip, being able to tie on 2cp is stupid af
only shitters complained about it being "unfair"
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>>169604749
But I'm Master, and I have a 52% winrate.
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>>169604458
What kinda meta you want faŠ¼?
>>
new thread
>>169604850
>>169604850
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>tfw the most boring heroes are the best

I want to play McCree and Tracer but if I actually want to win I have to play Zarya, Lucio, etc. And quickplay is just a clusterfuck
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>>169604458
>Season 1: Coin flip
>Seasons 2-4: The Ana Show featuring her tanks and nanoboost candidates
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>>169604924
9 posts early ree
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>>169603761
>people like this exist
Getting to Masters on PS4 isn't even hard. I did it in like three weeks solo queue from Platinum
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>>169604250
>hack a zarya
>my hack is on cooldown meaning it's successful
>she pops a bubble
>can't have done it before my jack finished or else like of sight would've broke

Nice gam
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>>169604973
>Lucio
>boring
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>>169604973
>Sym with skill
>boring
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>>169605337
Explain
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>>169605301
That just Zarya being balanced anon, nothing to see here.
>>
>>169586325
>Shit-talking in online games to feel superior

LMAOing @ ur life r8 now
>>
>>169605443
Lucio's fun as hell if you just get creative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYDMNMUtxQ
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>>169606180
Is song sperging actually doing anything?
Isn't there like a 1s down time before the song takes effect?
>>
>>169606636
"Constantly changing speeds fucks with people's perception of where you're about to be and can cause them to miss. This is especially true against players with very strong aim because they're constantly trying to picture where you're going to be and shoot accordingly. He does it even when he's low health because avoiding a shot is effectively like healing, just he also got to move faster during that time."
That's one explanation, also he said it's to squeeze out as much healing as possible, while also maintaining his speed.
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>>169604973
>zarya, lucio
>complete kits, versatile, unique gameplay features, high skill cap
>more boring than generic gun-dude and slightly faster gun-girl
This is why people think you're retarded
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>>169607410
>zarya and lucio
>high skill cap
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tfw a single hero ruined the entire game

she was the reason for the tank meta
she was the reason for nano rein
she was the reason for beyblade
she was the reason for OP dva
she was the reason for OP roadhog
she was the reason for nanovisor

and now she will be the reason for ironclad nano tank
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>>169587953
Ive been banned from the War Thunder General teamspeak for saying the Cannon Corsair is good
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>>169608019
>she was the reason for the meta that existed before she was released
wow that's actually pretty badass
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