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nth for Sha lin is a desperate bisexual

Ok, its the 3rd time already that i disconnect from close to a win competitive game. Its just random or something is fishy?

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>>169491373

>>169495371
I got disconnected so hard a few times recently that I had to restart my PC or the game would literally refuse to launch

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>>169494991
crossdressing androgynous sha lin skin when?

>Your sight fails you!

>>169495412
Well, I guess Torvald and Pip are next in the lane for the disability leave?
Meanwhile, Nando's shield has been bugged forever and nobody cares.

>>169495371
Comp is heavily bugged right now. People are getting disconnected at random times and the game also freezes, having to close the game by either task manager or restarting your PC.

There's also a bug that happens randomly in casual, sometimes the match may never load up, making the game freeze, and everybody is unable to leave, unless the person causing this freeze (usually the person that seems to load up last) restarts/closes the game.
That person will see that the crystal next to them never loads up, but everybody else has their crystal loaded.

i love hitting 1275 damage directs on skyes

i also love imagining shoving 2 rockets into her holes and her moaning loudly as she begs for me to stop

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lol

>>169495861
>Ezho
How are those premade pubstomps going buddy?

>>169496008
pretty good :)

Competetive games keep randomly ending when my team is about to win
Is there some way for the losing team to end them game?

>>169495696
How many of these did you have to open to get 8 of the 10 pieces?

>>169496137
Competitive is bugged, but I guess there's the surrender command?

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>>169495759
>Burrito Sha Lin
Perhaps Fernando will consider him good enough to eat?

>>169496251
The entire fucking game is bugged

>>169496274
>Victorian snek
Will they put a hat and a suit on the snek?

>>169496223
He had to open 8, each chest gives 1 item and no duplicates so they're all different

>>169496424
Everything is on fire, hopefully Drycunt will fix the game breaking bugs with OB45.
I really hope Inara won't be a black strong womyn who needs no shield and support in her life. Let her be a qt.

>>169495371
Holy shit, another dc...

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>>169496476
I hope so.
I want Damba himself to have either a dress or a really ridiculous suit, regular ones are boring.

>>169496628
>tiny little qt
>frontliner
No dude, no. Maybe if she's straight up made of metal.

>>169496653
>>169495371
>Sunday
>double everything event
>all champions unlocked
Servers are probably fried right now.

Hot tip for my /palg/ lads. Hide and seek mode is free wins/gold/mast levels/chests if you go skye. Her smoke screen makes the enemies visible and frozen in place.

The best strat is to go left out of spawn and throw your first screen at the end of the left path into the point. You'll easily kill 3-4 of them then throw the next smokes into the center. Free wins.

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>>169496274
>Fernando - Mecha

Hype!

>>169496947
Wait. WHAT?! You LIE! You LIE! You LIE!

>>169497000
he is shitting not

also Drogoz is free win, go left, fire spit far back left side of OBJ, keep shooting, stay back keep shooting OBJ, stay back, keep shooting, stay back, keep shooting..... stop me if you catch my drift.

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>>169496745
>Implying tiny qt girls can't be frontliners

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>>169496274
>still nothing for Andro
Despair.

>>169494662
>Ying with the double heal legendary, although she'll get nerfed
>Grohk

is competitive done for today?
10min waiting and then disconnect after first capture

>>169497746
>paladins
>a competitive game
good jokes m8

>die at midfight
>wonder where everyone is
>spectate the drogoz
>he just got out of spawn
>he dismounted and randomly walks around
>endgame screen
>his only kill is from his ult

how can people be this bad

This game fucking sucks when it comes to pathing.

I throw a projectile and it hits some unseen invisible wall in front of my face and destroys it. Fuck that.

>>169498261
I'd like to imagine it's probably someone whose kid was trying to play, and he didn't know that there was a point to the game.

>>169497229
Yeah hes right actually, nice

>Heavy losses from both teams during the opening clash
>Only me up against a Skye and Sha Lin
>Take a quick glance and see my team is almost back to the point
>Get these 2 down as low as possible hoping my team finishes what should be the easiest clean up of all time
>Get Sha down to one blip of health, Skye down to a single. Fucking. Digit.
>They get the kill on me right when my team joins the fray
>All these brain dead lumps of flesh need to do is get in 1 hit with anything
You can guess what happened next.

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When will Hi-rez make an elf king Boltanas skin for Ruckus?
I want to see Ruckus riding Boltanas's shoulders.

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>smurfing because im tired of losing to pros all the fucking time
>enemy team is viktor, kinessa, skye, tyra, cassie
>go fusillade lizard
>melt down the enemy team, get a triple kill after triple kill
>victory screen shows me having more damage and eliminations than all of them combined

god damn this is so much fun

>>169499249
Game crashed.

>>169499462
Wait till Easter. Boltanas will be resurrected for that occasion.

>>169499559
My team got wiped.

>>169499741
>Boltanas will be resurrected
Melee champ Boltanas using his sword as a weapon W H E N?

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>>169499463
>tfw no more smurfing after OB44 because essence

>>169497229
I found that he's close to a free win. Half the time all the skyes will gather on the point for a circlejerk, so you can kill them all pretty easily from above. The other half the time I get tagged and die, and my team can't do anything.

>tfw last player alive is a kinessa the bots are ignoring, as the fog rolls in and kills them

>>169500220
>Skye's ignoring Kinessa
Hey, it's just like my casual games!

>>169500094
Just make a different smurf for each champion you want to play!

>>169501030
That's... not a bad idea.

Okay, I've been playing for three hours to give it a try like my friend suggested.

This game is a rancid pile of unbalanced shit. I don't know how anyone at Hi-Rez's QA seriously played this and went "Yeah, that's fine". I'm guessing the company is ran by blind retards.

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>>169501380
embrace it

>>169501380
What level are you?

>>169501380
You are 100% correct

It's fun when you're on the winning team though

>>169501380
i hate "i can't win so this game sucks" shitters like you

go back to COD

>>169501380
Yeah hi-rez sucks at balance

>>169502054
lol

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>not a single % drop in playercount
season 1 crybabies btfo, /palg/ confirmed wrong side of history

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>>169499830
Obligatory sad Evie.

>>169502054
I've won every game, actually. The reasons why are entirely my teammates and doing things I think are underhanded shit.
I was in a game just now where someone glitched through a wall as the sniper chick and just shot people mercilessly.

>>169501380
Wait till OB45. Hopefully shit will be more balanced.

where is all the skye porn

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>>169503009
Right. So the game's unbalanced because you were playing against bots & literal beginners in a F2P FPS and because of a hacker. Gotcha.
The balance is somewhat off right now, yes, but not for the reasons you might think.

>>169503009
Yeah but you were probably playing against bots

>>169503386
You can't see it unless you stack Illumination.

>>169503386
i stole it all
you'll never get it back until blizzard admits that sombra is a skye ripoff

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>>169503509
. . . . . . Good one.

>>169503431
>Bots

I'm above level 5

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>>169503678

competitive seems fine now, last 3 games no lag spikes no disconnects/server crashes

>>169503867
>stealth-based
>purple
>kind of a bitch
>rapid firing but inaccurate weapon

I just got told by a Buck to fuck myself because i was using the rooting leggo with Grover
I fucking love the gud old tree

>>169504498
I've been having so much fun with that legendary. Who thought a support would end up shitting on Maeve players?

>>169501380
the game is probably one of the most balanced hero shooters out there that isn't pre-fucked tf2. Right now is just a bad time for balance because legendaries were just released and they need to nerf a bunch.

>tfw you're better at Paladins than Smite

so if the point of drogoz is to take down tanks, what the fuck is the point of him when sha lin can do it better AND effectively engage enemy DPS?

there is NO REASON not to make drogoz a flanker

>>169504881
absolutely abhorrent post, friend.

>>169504881
>so if the point of drogoz is to take down tanks

Drogoz point is to win games by himself

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NA qualifiers, please show me hot Bomb King plays.

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>>169504498
this is another build that makes people rage, buy deft hands first.

you play it with the carbine as the main damage dealer, i don't know what the hell is up but i think that if a mine damages them you start doing bonus damage with the carbine which is VERY decent. (have beaten ruckus 1 v 1 with the carbine alone)

basically just spam mines and use mines to win 1 v 1s

within 2 minutes you'll be having the entire flank chase you and try to kill you but you should be sticking close to your team so you can mine them and watch them get shredded by your carbine and teammates.

>>169504881
Drogoz point is to hope that enemy doesn't have a good Andro or Cassie.

>>169505209
More like Sha Lin, Cassie, Viktor, or Kinessa. He gets shit on by every other damage.

>>169505079
you get a carbine damage bonus on anyone afflicted by your mines, yeah
it says it on your ability list

Explain how the builds and the cards work, because I don't get that at all.

>chest are still broken

lol hirez

>>169506804
There's a tutorial in the OP. Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r76FUzirLx8
The thing that mechanically changed from there is now there's 3 legendary cards for each champ that enhance a certain ability and you choose one before your loadout at the start of the match.

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>>169505067
Need me some quality Runic Grandpa from NA.

>game crashes mid-match
>game crashes again trying to start it back up
>manage to successfully launch game, and get back into the match I crashed out of
>everything got broken, no one takes damage/healing, there is no cart, round doesn't end when the timer counts down
Goddammit drybear fix your shit

competitive

"pick Ying for me or for yourself please"
>picks Maeve
>picks Buck

other team now has Ying and 2 tanks
we have 2 flanks

what am i supposed to pick here?

I'm trying to use Pip but every fucking time I throw my salve it collides with the geometry unless I'm aiming in an upward arc. So no standing on platforms and trying to heal people below.

Anyone else?

>>169508405
Thank you for your feedback, keep in mind that this is a beta and that we're trying to experiment and put in as much content as possible, we will polish the game as it comes closer to release.

Remember to grab a booster while they're still on sale!

>>169508931
another flank
if you can't beat them, join them

>>169508962
Make a skin for Androxus you cunt.

>>169508951
are you trying to throw the healing potion twice? second button detonates the potion mid air

>>169508931
pick a gun and shoot yourself

>>169508962
It's season 1, nigger, it's released.

For the people who hate winning 3 points but losing 3 defenses, know that you at least have the 300 credit per point advantage for the last round

>>169509140
Oh.

>>169508931
Mute everyone and play self-heals Pip.

>>169509213
Season 1, also named OB44, is still considered part of the beta.
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, may I offer you a 50% off booster voucher?

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>>169509435
I know you're just taking the piss, but goddamn if that isn't something he'd do.

>>169509417
i already have lvl10 Pip doing that

what is he penalty for not making a selection twice in row in competitive?

>>169508931
That sweet deserter break.

I can't find games, why is that?

I'm level 9, there should be plenty of games, right?

>>169511415
Ooh, romance me with small talk.

>>169511415
Also, is Paladins P2P or Dedicated servers?

>>169511590
dedicated, they're also prone to breaking

>no, i only play flanks

GO PLAY FUCKING CASUAL THEN!!!11

>>169511553
>there are people who don't like the voice-acting in Paladins

wew

>>169512673
Regular packs are ok, but some of the extra ones are meh or bad.

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>>169513006
>tfw enjoy the heartbreaker skye skin and voicepack unironically
>the voice acting is so bad but skye is pretty lovable when she's not trying to be a snarky bitch

>>169513006
makoa is actually funny

>>169513508
Its fine, the Valentines Skye voice is bad though.

>>169513508
No

>>169513508
Why does Makoa say "wait" when you try to say "you're welcome" using the commands?

>>169514212
Skye says enemies on the right flank sometimes when you do behind us instead. Its a bug.

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crappy OC coming through
if you got any better caption ideas, throw 'em this way

>Haven't played since OB44 dropped
>Decide "nah, they had like 2 hotfixes right? Surely they must have fixed most stuff now, even if Essence is bullshit"
>First game
>Pick Ying
>Disconnect on starting game
>Okay.jpg
>Log back in, get loaded into match before it starts
>Can't pick Legendary
>Can't pick loadout
>Can't pick items
>Can't see chat, can't VGS
>Quite simply, the entirety of the UI is nonfunctional, to the point where even the Escape menu doesn't show up
>Entire screen is blurred heaviyl, can barely make out the shapes of everyone else running around, can't tell what abilities are on cooldown, if my ultimate is ready or not, health, nothing
>Play anyway, because my team needs a damn healer, and I'm going to give them one
>Can't tell if I'm healing, am being healed, or if I'm even hitting anyone, because it gives no sound effect
>We fucking win
>Load up Paladins Guru afterwards to check my stats
>4/2/12 KDA, Double enemy Mal'Damba's healing
You guys were right. Ying is fucking broken

>>169514408
>implying I will die, amigo

legendaries aren't that expensive

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Sometimes when i buy a chest i get an item before opening the chest (2 voicepacks and 1 recolor skin so far) what's up with that ?

>>169515141
t. Prettyhair

prettyhair

more like

pettyhair

hah

>>169512673
The only one I have a problem with is Torvald's. The quality is terrible and you can clearly hear the voice actor breathe out after the "Torvald" line when you select him.

>>169515705
He is a old sage, of course he would have some breath problem. You think old people are energic as young ones?

>>169515891
Even some young people have breath problems. Just listen to Pretty Hair on the stream right now.

is torvald older than makoa?

>having long hair as an adult male

>>169516364
Probably not, Makoa is an 'ancient' and Torvald is just a very old elf.

>>169515705
I actually think it's part of adding personality to character, maybe? Like, he snorts a little in his 'Overrun spacial regulators' line, his 'Malfunction!' sounds like his spitting on the mic. He's an old dude, makes sense he does not have a perfect pronunciation.

>>169513401
It's so god damn high pitched, I can't handle it, it hurts my ears! MAKE IT STOP!

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Heh

>>169516564
>whining about grind in an F2P game

>>169513508
Yeah Makoa's plushy voicelines always crack me up

>>169517707
>Heh
>Not EEEHEEHEE
Disappointing.

did anyone win anything from the streams?
i won a radiant like 2 days ago and of course a shitload of smite gems

>>169494783
Does Paladin allow me to link my pc account to ps4 like Smite had let me?

>>169517936
I showed up late. I hadn't yet learned the players' names. Sorry.

>>169515212
Chests are broken right now, stop opening them.

>be Androxus
>spawn into the realm, ready for another battle
>"Hi!"
>a few allies talk back
>"Hiiiii!" :DDDD plushy makoa sais with a smile
>Notice Ching Lang standing in a corner
>Walk up to him, wishing him good luck, in my own EDGY way
>"Hahah, right..."
>he doesn't react, so I try a little "Woohoo".
>"Uhuh..."
>he slowly turns around, a massive smile on his face, and starts shouting loudly
>haHAA haHAA hahAAA haHAA hahAAA! haHAA! haHAAAA! haHAAA! hahAAA! HAHAA! HAHAAA! hAHAAAA!
>shouts louder and louder, unveilign a large butcher knife
>grabs my arm and starts stabbing it wildly
>bleed everywhere
>he doens't stop stabbing
>keep stabbing my arm
>tries to slit my throat and pushes me on the ground
>starts wildly stabbing my gut
>all the while my ears are filled with his loud shouting. "HAHAAA! HAHAAA! HAHAAA! HAHAAAA! HAHAAAAA! HAHAAAAAAA!"
>my team are too scared to do anything
>they know they're next
>my hearing fades, as I hear my killer's last words

>"YOUR SIGHT FAILS YOU!

>>169518728
What.

autism

How do these picks work? Are they not allowed to use a champ the other team already picked or something?

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>Tyra making her debut
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

>>169518728
autist

>>169519116
Yep, that's how competitive drafting works.

>>169518728
kill yourself

>>169518728
Fake, Plushy Makoa would never let that happen.

>>169518728
Fuck off with this retarded shit

>>169519142
>Turn on the stream
>She is losing

Expected.

>>169518728
do you think this fucking trash is funny? do you unironically think youre funny with this fucking garbage? off yourself you worthless fucking faggot

>>169518728
Please stop. It's not funny anymore.

>>169518728
fuck off

>>169516665
If you look old as an elf, you are fucking old as fuck.

I think the worst part of even trying to pay attention to this esport shit is listening to Raynday speak, my god I fucking hate this fag

>>169518728
>he actually thinks this is funny
that's just sad tbqhfam

>>169495696

The hats are actually good with normal Ying skins.

>>169518728
>be you
>be homosexual

>>169520010
Yeah, why is he creaming his pants over shit that doesn't look all that impressive?

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>DAMN DAWG

>>169520010
no the worst part is seeing their aimbots kick in when they don't want them to

>>169518728
see, replies like this garbage should be banned

>Haven't play for like 2 months or something like this
>saw some drama threads in /v/ becuase of legendary cards etc saying the game would die
>go play now
>somehow the game feels smoothier and I had 180k essence
What was the problem again? I purchased so many legendary cards for my favorite characters and I got like 5k essence back with 4 matches with dupes of cards

>>169520467
fuck off prettyhair

>>169518728
i bet this is that same fag who posted all that gay retarded shit

>>169520531
Literally who?

>>169518728
Why are you retards replying to this faggot?

>>169520539
Nah, he was portraying Sha Lin in positive light before. Probably not the same person.

Reminder that stuff is just as bad as any of the fan fiction shipping shit you guys praise.

>>169518728
add me in the screencap xd

>>169518728
Wow anon, I've also heard Sha Lin's VEW, except I didn't make a mentally challenged reply about it because I don't have fucking autism.

>>169520010
>Raynday speaking annoying
>not PH breathing into a mic

>>169518728
>tfw we now know some faggot in this thread wants to be stabbed to death by some guy for his twisted homosexual death fantasies
cucks know no shame

>>169518728
>someone unironically sits down and types this shit
just makes me ashamed to be the same species as them, really

>>169518728
go to sleep, anon

>>169520902
Could hardly hear him over Ray yelling and I closed the stream shortly after jaguar falls ended.

>guy wrote an autistic greentext
>replies himself a little
>thread wont shut the fuck up about it

low context americans or something

>gather up the courage to queue comp
>school kids with barik
>game server crashes

>>169518728
Why didn't andro just punch him off with his demon arm?

>>169518728
what is this gay shit

>>169518728
i'm just replying since everyone else seems to be doing it, don't mind me

Did anyone else just get kicked out of a match?

>>169518728
can you not dump your fucking cancer fanfic here? no one fucking cares, post it on tumblr or some shit

>>169518728
>t. prettyhair
fuck off, prettyhair

>>169518728
>blogshitting
>when there's esports
kill you are self, my man

im 100% convinced that its one guy replying to himself

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Forget about that guy being all gloomy.
Let's have something nicer, like PIP being C U T E !

>>169522156
40% samefag 60% retarded americans

>>169518728
Kill
Your
Self

>>169518728
STOP FEEDING HIM YOUs you fucking morons

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dio skin for maeve when

>be casi
>see fernan
> hi ferendo!!!!
>he burn me with lance :((((((((
>he keep burnin, i ded
>i hear him say, i not die, friendo

>>169522790
This is pure gold, upvoted.

would /palg/ like a space map with low gravity?

>>169523027
i'd like a gun to shoot myself in the head with

>>169523027
fast space lizards hell yeah

>>169523027
Sounds interesting

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>>169523027

>Maeve triple-jumping in low-g

>>169523162
dont use a gun, that only makes a mess. Jump down a cliff or take to many pills of something

>>169496274
Inara is a front line that will disrupt the current top picks (Makoa, Fernando) so they add a new skin to encourage players to still play those two like they did with Skye and Maeve, MDs Victorian skin was a long time coming, does this mean the newest champion will counter long range damage like Kinessa and Sha Lin?

Anyone have the image of Evie as an old asian woman? I NEED IT!

How are people not complaining about Grohk? I've been leveling him up so I can play him in comp and have won every game. He seems way too good.

>>169520131
I can't stand the bloodshot looking eyes regardless.
I don't know why they gave them a red tint, it looks tacky.

As best and cutest girl, she deserved better.

>>169518728
Eyy, I just-a swoop-a in-a from-a late-a town-a! What-a the fuck-a is-a going-a on-a?

is this game any good? overwatch is shit thx to roadhog so i stumbled across this game on twitch and it seems like fun.

but i heard there's some kind of p2w update recently, is that true?

>>169525681
Malestrom is fucking cancer, that bounce range is retarded

>>169523670
>the current top picks
>Fernando
Amigo, I have some bad news for you.

>>169526056

>Maelstrom
>not "I'm fucking invincible, and so is my team" the totem buff

>>169526214
>enemy has Ying
>shock pulse on the illusion to set a beautiful chain reaction
>win
Wraith is meh.

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>>169525989
Game's good. In need of a couple balance adjustments with the new system they recently just rolled out, but still solid. Makoa doesn't 1-shot you when he hooks you, only does a little extra damage and only if you opt into that, and not the other 2 options.
There is no P2W, it's just idiots with their knee-jerk reactions to a hastily-implemented new currency system that got its numbers fixed within the next 2 days, but we'll see how it pans out in the long run.

>>169526508

I'm not talking Wraith, I don't like that one either.

CC-Immunity on Totem is more of a boon than people seem to realize. You no-sell so much shit with that. No poppies, no cassie/sha-lin, no adhesive bomb or chicken, no Damba ult, etc.

shit's silly

>>169526646
I'm glad the p2w complaining has died down a little desu. It's not entirely perfect yet, but I'm not too bothered. Been making quite a bit of essence in only a few hours.

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>fernando pick
finally
i can see my boy shine again

>>169526741
Yeah, anti-CC totem is good, especially if you are a solo healer. But people really like to run Grohk as a damager lately.

>>169527141
oh shit nevermind they're getting fucking bodied

>>169526741
>CC-Immunity on Totem
holy shit that's a thing grohk has now? that's fucking nuts
most of what bomb king does is removed, maeve's ult is removed. the disable on makoa chain is removed, kinessa mines don't do anything
that's a lot of shit

>>169526646
>>169526843
Remember kids!
Free games are always most expensive. You think its okay now, but just wait a little.

>>169526646
>>169526843
>mfw people are falling for the same trick that every mobile game uses

>>169527509
>>169527471
I know what you're saying. If this spirals out of control then I won't be stcking around either.

>>169527437
It's only CC immunity for 2 seconds on the totem IIRC, but that's still enough to negate a clutch King Bomb or Dread Serpent

>>169527653
Oh, just 2 seconds on totem drop? That's a lot more reasonable, yeah. Still hecka strong though, especially if ghost walk/totem reset builds are still a thing

MEEEEEEE!

>>169528168
fuck off evie you're not meta anymore

>>169527437
>maeve's ult is removed
It's not considered as cc for some reason, so neither totem nor resilience protects from it.

>>169527141
>It's Aegis Fernando
>his team didn't even hide behind his shield most of the time

>>169528351
That's really weird. Blinds have always been CC in every other game ever. Probably just MAEVE FAVORITISM REEEE hard at work.

>>169528351
Cassie ult is a hard counter though

At what point do people start growing brains. Just started and everyone is instalocking their favorite DPS then avoiding the objective as hard as they can.

>>169527437
it only works once against a grumpy bomb unless grohk is straight up going for totem cds.

iDropBodies is fucking up college students
lmao

>>169530472
hmm

lets see

unlocked champions
>cassie
>kinessa
>skye
>viktor
>tyra
>drogoz
>pip

does this answer your question

>>169531304
The not the question of avoiding the objective. They're happy to dance around it, but God forbid they actually get on it.

>>169531606
Then why don't you get on it faggot

>>169531606
Only one person needs to actually sit on the objective, it should be a tank or a support.

>>169530472
As you can see from the replies you're getting most people playing this never really use their brain, and that's never going to change no matter how much time you put into it.

>>169531956
>>169531967
he probably meant when tank is dead and they are close to 100%

tank takes the point and pushes forward, support stays back on objective

another reason Ying is OP, if you have a retarded tank who just sits on OBJ instead of pushing forward, you can spawn an illusion on point push forward and when shit gets to intense - dimension link back on point

>>169532945
Shes mostly OP because of lifelike, but yeah her movement skill is damn good. Wish Damba had gotten a cool movement legendary

>>169534183
he can make opponents move for a little bit.. . and do 20% extra dmg

that's almost as good as Ying's double healing

I want to rub Kinessa's tummy!

>>169535167
That's disgusting.

>>169535167
Who gives a fuck

>>169535479
Are you a fag boy?

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>>169532945
>want to push as tank
>no one else wants to sit on the point for me

Why the hell did I just get 2 things from a chest with the option to boost for the third on a new smirf?

>>169532945
>>169537957
>tank
>pushing towards the base
but that's the flank/damage classes jobs
Tank is to secure point in case anyone slips past them.

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How do I Maeve? What cards are good for her to pick up? I haven't played in months.

>>169538452
tank pushing is safer, which is why pro teams always take the tank to push and leave someone else on point.

>>169518728
What did he mean by this?

>>169518312
yeah, there are special skins on PC for linking PS4 to it, same with XB1.

>>169538497
Take your face, roll it all over the keyboard and kill people, done.

Buck is starting to fucking piss me off

>>169539096
Well from a mechanical standpoint that much is somewhat apparent, she doesn't seem all that mechanically demanding.

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>>169539234

>>169539234

git gud

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r8

>>169540251
disgusting

Flanks are shit. Including OP Maeve and now OP Buck.

it's hard to deal against good flank players, but it is possible and with decent team composition even the best flanks will be rendered useless.

however, most of the time it seems that flanks are played mostly by shitters. So even viktor and kinessa can kill them. stop playing flanks people.

Ying
Ruckus or Barik
Makoa or Fernando
Sha Lin or who cares
Drogoz or whatever

and it's gg

Just opened a ton of chests. Most of the duplicates would give essence, but around 5% of them wouldn't. This happened mostly on items I already had equipped or ones that got boosted. I got around 3 legendaries, most of the poses, emotes, and about 100k essence.

lol drogoz is so fucking easy to play, why do people say he's weak?

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>Play Ying
>Get enough healing to completely negate two people's damage
>Most elims (though no solo kills)
>Highest streak
>Highest objective time
>Second lowest deaths
Buff when

>>169523027
Drogoz, Maeve, and Andy would have a field day

>>169541059
now

>comes back after a long pause
>cassie has crossbow now

JUST FUCKING WHY

>>169541474
>being a longbowfag

>open chest
>5000 essence per chest becuase of duplicate rares
open at your own risk

>>169541574
She was cute whit her bow, il bet they change her weapon cause of that low tier shitskin prince of persia indu they added after.

>>169541868
you mean Nicholas Cage?

>>169541868
Show some f*cking respect to Long Dong.

Does anyone have that 'JoJo' style Bomb King with Junkrat picture?

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>>169542549
Gotchu senpai

For Paladins to become a powerhouse IP, approaching Smite-tier, it really needs some fluff so it can have a community beyond competitive gamers.

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>tfw owning kids as a manlet

>>169543176
Is that with the turret or shotgun legendary?

>>169543176
>gg ez
youre a kid not even a manlet

What exactly does barik's blunderbuss legendary do?

>>169543854
It enhances his weapon.

>>169543854
it makes the shooter better

>>169543916
fuck off drybear

>>169543854
more pew pew

So, what's super OP at the moment? I have 200k essence for some reason and am looking to ruin the game.

>>169543854
makes your bang-stick fantastic

>>169544273
ying's 2x healing
grohk's maelstrom
buck's funhouse
andro's dash
grover's root(?)

Are probably getting nerfed next patch.

>>169528498
it's how it works in Smite too iirc, Xbalanque's blind (which Maeve's is copied from) isn't considered CC.

>>169543298
turret, but if i see some heavy damage dealers like viktor/tyra/drogoz that are not accompanied by a torvald i'll use a shield build

barik can shield like 300k damage per match rn with the proper build

>>169544273
fusillade if you can aim

>>169543854
Tightens bullet spread among other things

Why does Pip's healing potion keep bursting on mid-air right in front of me? It's really fucking inconvenient when you are trying to heal the people on the point, but your ability simply doesn't work.

>>169545406
Are you double-clicking? It can be detonated in midair if you push the button twice.

>>169545406
>>169545456
This, its pretty handy for self healing, but they could've put that in the skill description.

>Elusive IV
>gain 40% movement speed after using nether step

Worth it now that nether step has 3 charges?

How do I get good at the crossbow bitch? She seems like an inferior version of every other DPS hero.

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>tfw beating gridiii ez

>>169542910
thanks man

>>169543176
>>169546183
>dat obvious pubstomping

great job, you beat some kids who weren't even talking to one another on discord.

>>169546269
gridiii was playing on the tournament hosted today m8

and we don't play with voice comms, my brother (marc0ni) and me just play together and communicate via text

>>169546183
>>169543176
are you trying to show everyone how big of a shitter you are
because it's working

>>169546430
Oh that was the guy?

Well in that case, good job. I wish you rubbed dirt in his face.

>>169545456
>>169545551

Well, I feel retarded.

>>169545551
or at least put some delay before you can detonate it
like demoman's stickybombs

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>>169546441
why so angry kid? did i beat you or something

>>169546594
yeah, his teammates were dog shit but he can't complain just check this out

>>169545406
Not him, but I don't double click and it does that sometimes. Like with poppy bomb.

>>169545964
I can be.

>>169547138
>did i beat you or something
sorry I'm not a shitter so I don't play casual
maybe one day you'll be good enough for ranked

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>>169542910
>tfw neither of these characters will ever have their ultimate replaced by an effect that rewinds time for everyone in the entire match by 10 seconds, but statically causing the same amount of damage to everyone on the enemy team that they received previously when time starts again.
>tfw neither of these characters will Breakdown Breakdown

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>>169547378
m8 unless you're master then you are dog shit, every freaking time the kid with the diamond/plat border bottom damages and does the worst out of everyone while bitching at everyone all game long, then when the game ends the stats tell the story.

and even pros play casual most of the time so yeah, you're just full of crap.

>Enemy team has a Ying, Grohk, and two tanks

What do you do? I don't think there's any actual counter to this.

>>169547378
>Moving the goalpost
I'm not even this memelordo but holy fuck just admit you were wrong like an actual human being and not a sub-human br-tard like sneak310 on paladinsdecks bitching about everyone beating him being a master hacker.

>>169547773
a good kinessa

>>169547773
bomb king, drogoz, cassie/viktor, and pip/damba (assuming comp)

>>169547773
damage dealers get free reign against a team like that. A Sha Lin that does nothing but shoot arrows at the point all game or a Bomb King that spams grumpies gets to be really obnoxious.

Who are good characters for someone who isn't very good at aiming?

>>169547773
Pip is better for 2nd healer because he can also deal a lot of damage and CC.

>>169549475
>>169549498
gl if they got a Pip, Ruckuz and another damage.

>>169550354
evie

>>169547632
Life is unfair, and i hate it.

>>169545976
Learn2roll

>>169545976
look up doesupz

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I used to be so good at Drogoz, now I have trouble even killing shit players. I hate it. Guess that's what happens when you don't play for ages.

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>>169541474
Crossbow > bow

This is objective fact & cannot be refuted.

>>169550778
ikr
i used to break 150k damage constrantly in 20 minutes games
now im having trouble reaching 100k

but its just the fact that someone really good at landing directs can completely wipe the floor with everyone is what gets me

>>169550891
1. how do you hold this
2. isnt that a percussion cap? that would take like half an hour to reload

>>169538452
>makoa and some damage push
>makoa hooks someone and the damage finishes him off
stop playing with 1500 shitters and you'll finally understand

>torvald does 500 dps and has autoaim
>fernando does 366 dps and doesn't

defend this

>>169551471
>fernando needs autoaim

>>169551471
Nando can hit multiple people at once and it has built in cauterize.

>>169551471
>fernando makes your team a hot team
>torvald doesn't

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>mfw the fun really does stop at 2500 elo

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>When you have more solo kills than both of your flankers combined

Always drives me up the wall. I shouldn't have the best damage, objective time, solo kills, multi-kill, and eliminations on the team every damn time.

>>169551134
1. By the handle of course.
2. The idea was that the enemy would all be dead before you needed to reload.

>>169541868
it was because cassie's bow didn't feel like a bow.

>>169551986
Make a smurf it's a lot of fun

Is Angry Tree the most fun support?

Who is the most fun frontline?

I don't mind these roles, but I find myself playing them every fucking game, because babbies won't play objectives. I just want to enjoy myself doing so

>>169553919
-grohk or pip
-makoa

>Resilience doesn't reduce the duration of Grover's root

lol hirez. Drybear or someone even said that it does work during the patch preview stream, just goes to show that they really don't test any damn thing in this game

>>169553919
I enjoy Pip and Makoa/Torvald. Really makes me happy.

maeve is just fucking infuriating to fight

she isn't even good

what counts as a flank kill?

Will I get suspended for telling someone to uninstall the game and kill themselves?

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>nobody even trying to contest the point

>>169555248
I know that feel bro

>>169555248
>not a single frontline or support
Jesus fuck, that's nightmarish.

nothing in the world pisses me off more than the incompetent shits in this game.
I struggle to comprehend how they even managed to defeat the bots to make leve l5.

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>>169555378
>>169555595
The next game. Everyone is retarded, I think I'm done playing this game for today.

>>169555689
>OH MY GOD I SHOULDN'T STAND BEHIND THE SHIELD

How do these people manage to breathe?

>>169555248
I'd blame you for picking maeve and not a frontline/support, but damn your team was full of shitters

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well now what

>>169556163
Now we need an essence sink.

>>169556116
>Shitters instalock flankers and Kinessa
>OMG NEED TANK
>Pick Viktor
>They all whine

Fuck them. I'm not their bitch. If they want to win, they shouldn't instalock fucking snipers and assassins. No way I am going a Frontliner without a healer, either.

>>169555945
Good, you've given somebody out there respite from the Maeve cancer.

>>169556568
I live for replies like this, thanks.
Also had a couple of people raging in post-game lobby chat. There is no better feeling.

>>169556285
LET'S MAKE ANOTHER CURRENCY!

>>169556285
>>169556163
I'm honestly surprised that they don't have someone with basic economics or math behind their team because even Reddit calls out on the grinding bullshit within hours of the patch hit. Thanks LowRez, now you just thrown us so much currency to fix your mistakes there's nothing that we need to grind for.

>>169557028
>Being surprised by any level of incompetence HiRez displays

>>169556942
How about oil?

You use it to power a machine that turns essence into gold.

This is a joke post btw.
Essence was a fucking retarded idea, HiRez-senpai. :)