/owg/ - Overwatch General

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I want to be dominated by Sym

Spider hero when?

The best thing about /owg/ is _____.

The best thing about /owg/ is _____.

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French vampire

Why do people take this game so seriously? Even in quick play people are completely hostile while being absolutely retarded at the same time. I've never seen a community so shit before, hell even console call of duty community is better. Is it the teenage tumblr crowd who lacks a father figure and lashes out at people? What the fuck is it about this game that draws worse scum than a drunken russian in dota.

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>>169244115
Sombra

>>169244017
But anon you already have a beatiful spider hero.

Probably next week considering how the spoilers happen a week before the reveal but we only have Ana and Somra to go by

>>169244149
MOBA faggots

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>>169243580
Why when I play Reinhardt I cannot chase anyone down. They are always just outside my reach.

But when I play against him I can never get out of his reach?

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love is love!

The worst thing about /owg/ is _____.

The worst thing about /owg/ is _____.

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>>169243580
>playing blue sniper
>getting air *dink* after jumping with grappling hook
Feels so good.

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Deepest lore

>>169244285
>>169244115
(you)

>>169244405
Why is the lore for this game so garbage? These fuckers make it up as they go along.

>>169244191
They have a Lucio.

Whats up with the roadhog punishing bad positioning meme? Does that mean anywhere else than behind a reinhardt or in your spawn? And what if you are a flanker?

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McCree mcpopped Pharahs mchymen.

>>169244508
I don't understand what you are saying? Are you saying it's a good thing that they make it up as they go along or are asking if they are making it up as they go along Because the latter they have admitted to several times that they have no idea what to do with the story, the only who cared was Metzen

>>169244328
I like her eye movement at the end

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This is your new Strike Commander with his Second in Command who are also best friends. Say something nice about them!

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Fareeha!

>>169244724
How is Winston planning on un-gaying Lena?

>>169243668
God damn you're retarded.

>His entire schtick is he's obsessed with KILLING people. He wants Jack dead as much as he wants the Monkey or Brit dead.

Jack is not the same as Tracer and Winston. He made Reyes the way he is. He fought with him for 20 years. He stayed beside him for over 20 years. They are called the "big 3" for a reason. Jack isn't some nobody. Neither is Ana. Killing him isn't going to be easy, mentally, for him. It would be idiotic from a story perspective to think so. What mental gymnastics are you jumping through to convince yourself otherwise? Why are you so desperate?

Chu has literally said:

"So one thing it’s important to think about when looking at the Overwatch universe is that you shouldn’t necessarily believe everything a character says or everything that’s written about the character because we very much intend for it to be viewed through the eyes of the person who is offering that opinion."

Reaper is the poster child for this. He has so many inner motivations you literally do not know what he really wants. It's left ambiguous.

Also:
>It's funny when you point out the game isn't canon, but then you reap76 cancer use the non canon halloween AU as half assed proof.

I don't know who you're referring to but if you can't desern what is canon and what isn't from the dialog in the game you are an imbecile.

and >>169243795 is worse for encouraging him to misunderstand the lore and then shit post about it because you don't like what it says.

>>169244675
It's what people say to try and rationalize a tank having the potential to one shot 80% of the roster every six seconds.

>>169244689
I have a soft spot for these two but fuck me if there's anything made for them as adults. I like the idea of Pharah being upset that one of her former heroes has fallen so low and trying to help McCree.

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>>169244508

Because the mission statement of Overwatch is "appeal to as many idiots as possible so they buy our game." Much like Mickey Mouse, nothing can be ostentatious or interesting or offensive or they risk alienating their target consumer, which is everyone.

On the one hand this means nothing like Roadhog lamenting over his dead family, but it also means no Pharmercy or obligatory gay relationships or worship of brown minorities. It's a give and take.

>>169244718
It's called an eye-roll, my fellow foreign anon.

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>>169244732

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>>169244724
You are not Ana and Jack. They are deserters and there incompetence killed Overwatch.

>>169244710
Im saying it's complete shit, boring and sterile. Exactly this >>169244848
Nothing has impact in this game, its all so very pointless. But I guess kids just need bright colors and loud noises and gay shipping to be happy.

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>>169244732
>cute brown girl joins the army and wears power armor
Just like in my chinese telenovelas.

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>>169244796
Why would he do that? He loves Lena just the way she is now!

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>>169244798
Jesus christ man, are you still doing this shit?

If Reaper76 is your favorite ship then fine, but it is NOT canon, no matter how many straws you grasp at.

>>169244798
>Trust me I know the lore it says they are butt fuckers and don't question me!

The one recurring anon I like is the Winston and Tracer's friendship anon.

>>169243934
These were pictures commissioned by the team. This isn't a theory, the artist admitted it on her twitter.
They also tweet all sorts of shit, sometimes just from the same twitters because they consistently promote the game.

>>169244182
>Why is he not surprised Ana took Jack's side?
Because she was his second in command. How does that not make any sense to you?

>If anything from your logic wouldnt she have more freedom to break from Jack's side
How do you figure that? Isn't being second in command supporting the fact Jack is in command? How does that not prove it? If she didn't support it why would she be second in command? I don't understand why you can't see that.

>>169245106
t. samefag

>>169245106
Yeah, friendposters are the real MVP's.

>>169245083
>>169245090
The fact that they think that not only will there will be two fags but that they were fucking each other is the funniest thing about it.

>>169245002
I get what you are saying, but even with the restrictions set by >>169244848 its possible to continue the story forward. Hard but not impossible

The writers seems to give no shits on developing anything beyond introductions, and some stupid fluff. We didn't deserve this, but we are getting it anyway.

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>>169245106
There's at least 2 or 3 of us.

But yeah I dunno, seeing these two together makes me so happy and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the big/tiny dynamic or something.

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>>169244798
>Killing him isn't going to be easy, mentally, for him. It would be idiotic from a story perspective to think so.
HMM.

>>169245171
Source for the artist saying that she was told to have them both hold roses? I am genuinely curious.

Also my point about Blizzard not being subtle about romances still stands, remember they make stuff for normies and they have to make sure the dumbest person knows whats going on.

>>169245083
>>169245090

>get fact checked
>throw a fit

Just sad.

>>169245391
They're just going to go back to "b-but it didn't show the gun going off in the next panel so he wasn't going to shoot!" from the other day. You're wasting your time.

>>169245171
You are also forgetting Reaper was the boss at some point and that Ana even took Jack's side when Reaper was the boss of Overwatch. That blows your theory out of the water that this is about her being Jack's second in command.

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Load the canons!

>>169245467
>Literally delusional and/or shitposting daily reminders of your delusions
You're sadder.

>>169245106
I like them too, they're nice and they post such cute art!

>>169245391
Where was the gun fire then?
Why did Ana not cause him so miss a live round?
Why did he not get his guns?
Why did Reaper sit there in a fist fight when he could have knocked Jack out in one hit?
Why was his first shot purposefully non-lethal when he has the opportunity to kill him immediately?

I don't expect you to respond to all of that. Because you can't. The point is, Reaper has opportunities to kill Jack after Ana was involved. Several in fact, and he threw away all of them.

>>169245520
Where is Mike Pence when you need him?

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Doesn't look like there were any dev posts today so I guess the only blue posts you get are from Widowposters. Guess that should've been expected sine Jeff was at the summit and Geoff doesn't actually post all that much.

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>>169245645
!
I'm so glad our canon pairings are so accurate!

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>>169245106
We reallay need more friendposters.
Would probably generate a lot less salt and more positivity around here.

>>169244938
Y'know, Ana running into Tracer would be pretty interesting. Tracer sorta took over her job without really realizing it, and Ana had to give up a LOT to help run Overwatch, and that was with a whole team of people backing her up. If Tracer is serious about this whole revive Overwatch thing, then she is going to have to face the same choices Ana made eventually.

More Roadhog nerfs when?

I hate that you're almost guaranteed to see some fag switch to him because if his maximum reward/zero risk playstyle, because lol aiming is hard so I'm gonna pick the character that literally delivers me a kill every 6 seconds that I can't fail and I have 600HP so I won't die fast

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>>169244328
>when you see your webm posted

>>169245741
Wonder if McCree speaks Spanish. He grew up pretty close to the border if I remember right.

>>169245740
>Jack survives the Swedish HQ explosion with just a few scars on his face
>Reaper fucking dies

>>169245394
She doesn't say anything that specific only that she made all the pictures alongside the Overwatch team. Obviously, that means they had a say in how they would be made.

"i had the opportunity to work with the Overwatch team for Valentine's Day-- take a peek here!"

https://twitter.com/tinysnails

>>169245848
get fucking good already

>>169245932
How else is he supposed to woo Sombra?

>>169245467
Anon, I don't hate your ship, but you have been posting the same stuff for what seems to me weeks now. Maybe lay off a little? Take a break?

>>169245941
Jack is dead on the inside anon

>>169245740
And looking at this image I guess the ages are fucked up again here too because Ana is only a year younger than Rein but looks like she's still in her 30s.

>>169245610
>You are also forgetting Reaper was the boss at some point and that Ana even took Jack's side when Reaper was the boss of Overwatch.

That's complete head canon and not said anywhere. You made that up.

>>169245171
>Reaper: I shouldn't be surprised you took HIS side
>Ana: you never gave me much choice.

Why would Ana respond this way if Reaper wasnt getting at something personal? If this was about the command structure she would say "well duuuuuh, Jack was my boss you weren't". Instead she just says you were always an asshole. Reapers comment got under her skin.

>>169245932
Give me an hasta la vista voice line then he can speak Spanish

>>169245651
Why is it when you post shit that's wrong, get corrected you fly into accusations of delusion? Can't you just accept you're wrong?

>>169246081
Yes Reyes was the former boss of Overwatch. Jack took his job. Reyes says in the old Soldiers comic "you always took his side". This means even when Reyes was the commanding officer, she sided with Jack who was not the commanding officer.

>>169245963
>https://twitter.com/tinysnails
Sorry anon, but this just isn't enough to convince me that it was intentional. That is too vague of a comment to discern anything about it, additionally we can draw similar connections between other characters as well based on objects.

And you still have not even talked about my point of Blizzard's romances not being subtle. I am telling you, they have never done a romance without being completely upfront about it. As much as I would like to say they can be subtle at times, they have never been so in the past and there is no evidence to suggest they won't be so in the future.

>>169246221
Nigger I just got here. I don't know what shit you were smoking in the last thread.

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>>169245737
Except he doesn't even like you either.
Sad!

>>169245848
The problem is they aren't going to change the core of a hero so Hog is always going to revolve around his hook. I don't even know what they could do with him at this point because of that.

>>169245727
He's military trained. Soldiers don't flaunt their guns around. If he's pointing a gun at something, he's going to shoot. He would definitely know about trigger discipline. If he wasn't going to shoot, his finger would be near the trigger.
He didn't shoot the gun because he was shot in the shoulder in the next panel.
He didn't get his guns because soldier immediately locked him into a fist fight.
Does Reaper have some secret one punch technique no one knows about except you?
Shooting someone in their liver area isn't non lethal. And villains don't get to kill the hero. What don't you understand about plot armor?

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>>169245790
This. Nobody looks at two good friends hanging out and starts shit posting about it.

>>169246072
And Mercy is also there looking like a full grown adult. Ah well, lets try and ignore it. Like how the writing team ignores the fact they are supposed to write.

>>169245995
>he thinks I'm the only person
I don't even post art. I just like to stick it to the anal pained Ana76 fags convinced the love triangle theory is canon. Now THAT is delusion.

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>people who play roadhog in 3v3

>>169246307
>get reaper in mystery heroes
>remember that I really enjoyed playing him

Great webm

>>169246582
I haven't seen ANY Ana x 76 posting in ages. Everyone knows Ana x Rein id the real deal.

>>169246582
To be honest there being a complex love triangle over Ana between Reyes and Jack seems like a very, very Blizzard thing to do.

Bonus points if Reyes actually does end up being Pharah's father, because even after that Ana taking Jack's side anyways would be pretty fucking crushing.

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>>169246582
The fact that you obsess over what the Ana/76 fags think probably means you are not secure in your beliefs.

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>>169246485
Considering how positive most of the interactions in overwatch are They bothered to give every character a compliment voice line for when you get a kill it surprises me that there are still so much negativity in the community.

Guess it proves that no matter what the tone of the game is, there will always be salt.

>expecting lore
>in a silly pew-pew game where everybody revives after dying
My sides.

>>169246808
As much as Pharah being a Maple Syrup is adorable, Reyes being her papa would be yes, very crushing.

>>169246927
And it's a Blizzard game too. I don't know what people could've expected.

Can anyone link me to some vids of nerds sperging out over this game? I've seen a few and it's funny, but I wanna see the good ones

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The only canon D.va ship is with herself, she is too self-centered to have eyes for anyone else

>>169246582
I have no problem with the art, just the constant arguments here. They are like any other lore argument about overwatch, we just don't have enough material to prove anything true or false. Just wait until we have more stuff, please.

>>169246704
People who play Widow are worse. Even the shittiest Roadhogs can at least accidentally contribute sometimes.

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>>169246896
>They bothered to give every character a compliment voice line for when you get a kill
I love that part. It's always so nice to hear.

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It's XY XX not XY XY!

>>169246927
Normally I would honestly not give two shits but between Recall, Dragons, Old Soldiers and Infiltration there's a slight glimpse of a good Sci-Fi story and I feel like Blizzard is letting that slip right on by.

>>169246163
Nothing says being second in command was forced on her or that she was promoted to it. And regardless, if Ana didn't want to be second in command, she wouldn't be. Taking that responsibility is a choice. You're thinking I'm implying taking second in command wasn't her decision. That she choose to be because Jack was her commander and that she was forced to take his said.

What I'm telling you is she a CHOOSE second in command. That is why he isn't surprised. She defended his position by doing so.

>https://twitter.com/nesskain/status/834954343577174016
what did he mean by this

>>169244843

I wouldn't think it's like McCree has fallen, but sad that someone she likes so much has such a rough life, and it's rough because he's trying to do the right thing, and always getting punished for his good deeds.

>>169247006
>Blizzard game
>no lore
Which blizzard game does not have lore? I am not expecting a good story Blizzard certainly can't deliver that but I am expecting at least more than 3 paragraphs of writing in a few months.

>>169247031
I could actually legitimately see D.Va falling in love with herself. Like some complex combination of narcissism and being a sociopath.

>>169247171
Not the guy you're arguing with, but "chose" and "choose" are different words, retard.

>>169246340
There was no side to take when Reyes was commander. There was no fight then. That's said literally in the biography on the two of them.

>>169247221
He's talking about that 4chan post everyone is passing around. The OP used one of his illustrations so I guess people are pestering him about it.

>>169247242
I meant people shouldn't have expected a good story or something that wasn't going to have a plethora of holes or issues. The snail's pace is just the cherry on top.

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>>169247221
He's talking about the anon who supposedly leaked some info about the next hero and that Mei's origin story is next. We don't know if its true or false. They used his fanart of Mei to attach it to say that Mei's origin story is next.

>>169247171
Way to not answer the question. It's almost like you never seen a cheesy love story. This is Overwatch, not Wuthering Heights or Hamlet quality writing here anon.

>>169247031
>implying she wouldn't take the Lucio BBC so she'd become even more famous

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>>169246356
Chu is not the same writer. Metzen is gone. Did you forget?

At any rate the valentines promotion doesn't really say much. You just said that the pictures were not drawn intentionally and I'm telling you they were. The Overwatch team wouldn't commission pictures they thought were grossly out of character.

Anyway this is the real shit storm that happened due to the valentines shit, not the pictures themselves.

>>169247242
It's an arcade-y shooter where people constantly die and freely resurrect. Hard to write any kind of backstory or have any kind of drama whatsoever when that gameplay exists.

>>169247309
Jack did something that caused him to take Reyes job. Based on the quote whatever it was Ana always took Jack's side

>>169247109
What gets me is the open endedness of all the lore. They could have some wrapped up stuff, but they pretend there is more. And it hurts to see so much potential just be wasted by these writiers who just sit on their hands all day (and are on twitter being ambigious, thats just a special fuck you).

>>169247539
That's why the actions of the matches is considered entirely non-canon. There's no non-retarded way where it could be.

76/Reinhardt > 76/Reaper

>>169247539
They have said time and time again game play will never reflect canon. Like I really doubt Zayra and Torbjon would work alongside Zenyatta under any circumstances.

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>>169247735
But if the game itself in totally, utterly, 100% non-canon, what makes people think there's any semblance of care being put into giving it a good story?

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>>169247605
Whatever could you mean?

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>>169247514
No gays allowed

>>169247696
Finally a patrician

I wish Blizzard would make sluttier skins for everybody. This game is just going to keep being fucking boring visually until more characters start showing some goddamn leg.

>>169247605
Yeah, we are slowly getting more and more questions when we really start needing some answers. Like what the fuck are Lucio and Symmetra even doing here, their conflict is so tightly closed with each other and sealed off from everything else.

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>>169246443
>He's military trained. Soldiers don't flaunt their guns around. If he's pointing a gun at something, he's going to shoot. He would definitely know about trigger discipline. If he wasn't going to shoot, his finger would be near the trigger.

There are plenty of images of Jack, Ana, and Gabe holding their weapons and showing no trigger discipline. Blizzard doesn't care about that detail apparently so you can't use it as an excuse.

>He didn't shoot the gun because he was shot in the shoulder in the next panel.
If Chu's intention was to show that Reaper meant to fire they would have shown Ana shooting him in the shoulder and interrupting a fired shot. Otherwise, it's left ambiguous.

>He didn't get his guns because soldier immediately locked him into a fist fight.
Reaper can ghost away at any time. Reaper could have knocked Jack down in one hit at any time.

>Does Reaper have some secret one punch technique no one knows about except you?
Well, thanks to pic related I'm not the only one that knows about it now.

>Shooting someone in their liver area isn't non lethal. And villains don't get to kill the hero. What don't you understand about plot armor?

You can't use plot armor as an excuse. Why? Because there were plenty of opportunities to show without a doubt Reaper meant to kill him. Instead it was left ambiguous.

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Hmmmmmmmmm. I've noticed a spike in homosexual activity on this board. Let's do a survey.
Do you dick? Yeeeeeee or Neeeeeeeeeee

Beginning anal sysis.

>>169247696
Torbjorn/Reaper > everything else

>>169247517
Metzen and Chu aren't the only writers in Blizzard and there is no indication that the writing style has significantly changed. I don't see why the writing style would change of a large game just because one guy, no matter how important he was, decided to go.

Out of character is not what we are talking about, just because they are both holding roses signifies nothing to normies.

And the Chu comment is just a dumb joke, he hasn't told us anything significant on his twitter and I doubt he would slip up now.

I think you are reading way too much into stuff that is outside of canon and we should just wait for the next update.

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>>169247897
what?

>>169247948
Vishkar will probably get more involvement later. Maybe get a map?

>>169247771
Because the characters are good and people want story to back them up. That said there's not much story beyond character bios and loose lore surrounding maps. The rest is autistic speculation.

Why is the ingame community so horseshit?

Even CS:GO is more tolerable

>>169248034
the game doesn't have a writing style, anon
all of the side content does
the game isn't canon
please remember this

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>>169245680

>>169248130
Tolerable of what? The fags? The fags are the intolerable ones here.

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>>169248130
Who the fuck knows, I'm hoping the server browser will make it easier to find more enjoyable teammates.

>>169245106
>friendship
Riiiight. Like Tracer isn't taking the hot monkey dick

>>169246770
They don't post images, just complain. That makes them complete cancer. That's all.

>>169246879
Pretty secure. I have the evidence to back it up. They just obnoxious and need to know they aren't right.

>>169246808
Chu is not Metzen. Chu has never written a love triangle and the story isn't even moving in that direction. It's so obvious Pharah's father is a leaf it hurts. Chu even hinted at it again on the live stream not long ago.

>>169247034
There is enough evidence to prove that something not concrete though and/or open to interpretation. These people seem to think it HAS to be this way. I'm right you're wrong.

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I want some new unlockable voicelines.

I want one of them called "why was homosexuality removed from the DSM" and "curing AIDS is a mistake"

>>169247283
It was just a typo. No reason to get upset.

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>>169248408
its ok anon one day your parents will accept you for who you are and you can come out of the closet :)

>>169248359
>He responded to every reply

The absolute madman.

>>169246704
>>169247053
I thought Roadhogs were great in 3v3 for the instakill and self healing. Wouldn't that make him great for being independent if the teammates die?

expecting lore to matter in overwatch is like expecting lore to matter in heroes of the storm
and the characters in hots all come from games with their own lore
overwatch doesn't even have any in-game lore aside from "omnics were a thing one time"

>>169245026
Wtf i hate Winston now

>>169248408
Cancer and down's syndrome is still a thing so aids likely is too. It's interesting they talked about how the game is set in a very hopeful future but they decided to leave in things like that.

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>>169247869
This pisses me so much off, someone take his twitter way from this guy,

>>169247948
I think I wouldn't be so angry if they expanded on the story of characters in between introducing characters. At this point them introducing characters is the only way we get lore. We do not need pointless fluff at this point. The next comic better not be a holiday comic.

>>169248006
>There are plenty of images of Jack, Ana, and Gabe holding their weapons and showing no trigger discipline.
Post them

So you have nothing on why he didn't shoot. Nice.

>Reaper could have knocked Jack down in one hit at any time.
No he couldn't. Soldier had him on the ground and was punching his face in the panels before that one. That was his first opening.

I mean, it already showed several attempts of murder in the comic, but whatever you say, senpai.

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>Its shipping war hour

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>>169248408
Take it easy, dude.

>>169245026
only if he has a genetically engineered human dick

ape dick is like a chopstick

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>>169246704
>opponent gets so mad he goes roadhog
>brags when he wins

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>>169248595
>Hating such a gorgeous, sexual beast

>>169248697
reminder that gorillas have tiny dongs

>>169247424
I did answer your question. Read again.

>It's almost like you never seen a cheesy love story

This is Chu not Metzen. Look at the previous shit he's written before you make idiotic claims.

>its a bad cheesy story
That's your proof? That's your defense for a headcanon with no evidence? Actually not just that but with evidence against it? Are you an imbecile? Clearly.

>>169248581

Roadhog IS great in 3v3. People don't like seeing him because you basically can't counter him.

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>>169248320
But Tracer is a lesbian, and even Winston knows going down that path will only lead to a shattered friendship that will never recover.

Because for some reason, Kevin Smith films get really really popular again in 2065 so everyone's seen Chasing Amy like a hundred times.

>>169248581

Roadhog isn't great in 3v3, he can solo win 3v3. The hook will instantly kill anything and his heal has virtually no cooldown so there's no hero that can contest him unless he has the world's worst aim.

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>I am vampire Poo Witch! I will suck your poos from your body ha ha ha

>>169248408
>Lucio: Say doc, uh... do you think you could give me some ointment to make the burn go aw-
>Mercy: Don't talk to me faggot. My great great great great grandfather would've put you in a camp.

>>169247581
There was no argument anon. How can Ana take a side when there was no side to take? Jack just preformed better. Nothing says he was actively trying to take the position away from Reyes.

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>>169248359
>I'm right you're wrong.

Thanks for being a great debater anon.

In my opinion the fact that there is enough that we can argue should be evidence that its still a subject up for debate not anything conclusive.

For example, no one could argue that they were not planning to make Raynor and Kerrigan a thing at the beginning of Starcraft 2 as nonsense as it was, but the animosity between Reaper and Soldier 76 does send mixed messages. Blizzard really does not deal with mixed messages.

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>>169247430
>Lucio BBC
>B

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Remember that omnics don't deserve rights

>>169248845
I really cannot fathom how you can see that line any other way other than fact that you want to see two men who hate each other butt fuck.

>>169247430
he's a 4'2 bi with a 70% male preference

his dick is useless

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Post mains

>>169248034
People said the same shit when he was posting Gency shit. He toned down on the shipping shit since that outcry though.

Yes it was a joke. Is it foolish to disregard it completely? Yes it would be. If you think I'm riding on this as the only evidence, don't be silly.

>Your Overwatch Mcree video
>It's fucking trash
Why? They were doing alright, but holy shit. Just watching this guy try to play Mcree is painful, he missed every important flashbang.

>>169248064
God, I hate this couple. It makes no sense whatsoever. Like a hero/villain ship

>>169249221
Do each of the maps have pics like these?

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>>169249413

These threads are so bad when there's no event or comp season. Jesus.

>>169249510
Eh, don't worry about it. It's literally a tumblr crackship.

>>169249510
i bet they have hot sex though and thats all that matters.

>>169248852
>>169248863
ohh okay, thanks for clarifying that the player is just an asshole
was really confused

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>plays mercy
>never whips out gun under any circumstances
#notmysupport

>>169249413
>mains
>in OW

That's hilarious.

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>>169249527
Yeah, someone uploaded the art book to imgur if you want the link.

Who is best husbando and why is it Rein?

>>169249510
>not wanting the drunken LARPers to fuck

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When will McPharah be confirmed as canon?

When will Ana seducing McCree as a 17 year old be confirmed as canon?

>>169249420
God I hope this isn't true. I eally don't want a fucking shipper in charge of Overwatch story so that the only lore updates we get are sappy tumbler-tier romances. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give Chu a job?

> tfw your main will literally never be a bad pick

>>169249594
>events
>"omfg this fucking mercy skin is soooo fkin hot!! SFM when???"
>comp season
>"fucking sick of all these fucking trash mercies holy fuck, SFM of mercy being violently raped when??"

These threads are always bad.

>>169249510
>>169249605
>>169249653
What if they decide to make it canon? McCree's voice actor has literally said he thinks its cute God what a shitshow that would be. Imagine all the shipping wars that came before except ten times worse, now that everyone knows they can make their crackship become real.

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>>169249413

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>>169249767
Yes please

>>169249798
>When will Gabe seducing McCree and Jack seducing Angela as 17 year olds be confirmed as canon?
fixed

>>169249762
dude if a mercy doesn't shoot enemies when there's nobody to heal, she is a shitty mercy and should go back to playing 76

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>>169249413

>>169248646
>Post them
Ok. inb4 you try to tell me this image is non-canon

>So you have nothing on why he didn't shoot. Nice.
What do you even mean?

>No he couldn't. Soldier had him on the ground and was punching his face in the panels before that one. That was his first opening.

So the first opening Reaper gets he is able to completely knock Jack out? How many times do you think Jack hit him before that? And isn't it oddly convenient that Reaper was able to do it right after Ana finally got in his nerves? Almost like, I dunno, he could have punched Jack out at any time. If you haven't realized, Reaper is insanely overpowered in the lore.

>I mean, it already showed several attempts of murder in the comic, but whatever you say, senpai.

It showed none. I've already discredited all of them, if you even actually gave any. That's some delusion there anon.

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which ult do you hate the most?

>>169250083
real fucking talk right here

>>169249991
Mercer is a pretty well known crack shipper, but anything he's ever said has never come true so I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>169249798
>Not a female McCree seducing a tsundere Male Pharah

Fixed.

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>>169250083
McCree is not gay and Angela is pure! Pharah would never spoil her lover.

>>169250205
Pretty sure that image isn't canon.

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>>169249413

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>>169250042
http://imgur.com/gallery/tm7mq

Enjoy

>>169250334
>male Pharah
oh fuck

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>>169250334
Fem McCree does things to me.

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I Love Sombra.
I love how she looks.
I love how she sounds.
I love how she plays.
I love her gun.
I love her abilities.

>>169250251
fucking sick of mcree
high noon always means a goddamn triple kill

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>>169250083
>Gabe/McCree
im okay with this

This general is gayer than all of /lgbt/

>>169249065
Chu has never written ANYTHING for Blizzard outside of fucking quest lines. And if you think Chu does not have major control over this story, think again:

"I do stuff like I write all the dialogue for the characters, I oversee the VL recording for the characters, I work on developing the backstory, I work with the game team to add story and establish the locations for the maps and I work with them on arting them out and figuring out what goes on the signs"

>decide to play zarya
>build ult multiple times
>wipe team with a pharah and sombra twice
>still get frustrated because my team is all alive but abandons me on the payload to do fucking nothing
>spend the entire last 3 minutes spamming group
>win but still get salty as fuck
I cant tell if im trash or i just hate qp

>>169250139
>not damage boosting someone that does real damage.

Overwatch made me stop drawing furry porn. I have it alone to thank for that.

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>>169250440
I love her tits.

I don't have any Sombra pics.

>>169249254
I'm not even the shipper fag. I'm telling you that line in no way shows a love triangle. And you're delusional for thinking so. Can't you accept you're wrong? How long do you want to keep this up?

>>169250594
No Overwatch furry porn?

>>169250712
there is PLENTY of overwatch furry porn

>>169250712
not yet

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>>169250779
This is alarming but not especially surprising.

I'm willing to bet Zarya is a bear.

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>>169250205
>>169250350

Forgot to post

>>169250712
Nope. I finally realized human characters are much more relatable, and drawing them is a million times more enjoyable.

>>169250594
Draw more Winston

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>>169250836
Post more sad Reaper.

>>169250638
I guess will find out soon enough

> people in this thread unironically have never been masters

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>>169250440
I want to be her friend
>>169250836
>gifts for the talon members
c u t e

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>>169250440
I've really grown to like her since she was revealed. I was a little surprised they put something as basic as a machine pistol in the game without many differences. It makes me wonder what weapons to expect from future heroes.

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>>169250916

>>169250990
>not even (You)

>>169250321
What reason does Blizzard not have to make a popular crackship legit if it will rake in those sweet fujobucks

>>169251009
>left titty nonexistent

>>169250990
Nobody in this thread plays this game, they only debate pointless ships for a game they don't own

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>>169250841
>non contextual concept art is his proof

>>169250406
I don't understand how such a fucking disgusting slob could become so popular

>>169251016
>something as basic as a machine pistol in the game without many differences.
for one thing it's just like everything else and an energy machine pistol. That magainze she takes out is far too short to be anything but a battery

This game fucking blows.
When's there going to be another hero shooter with characters that aren't shit?

>>169251160

You think all 23 of them are shit?

What would you like in a hero?

>>169251068
Because endorsing crackships get you a moderate amount of fujobucks from a small amount of fujoshi, but the firestorm of hate you get from the rest of the fujoshi will hurt your bottom line FOREVER.

>>169250836
I wonder what's in those gifts he got them?

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I want to marry Ana

>>169250990
I got within one win and then lost nearly every match after. Already get buttfucked by GMs in quick play so I'll use that as my excuse for not being upset.

>>169251025
> implying

too bad it's on console

>>169251245
Somra's is an original iPad because Reyes heard that the kids like these tablet things these days.

>>169251205
No, the characters are good
The game just isn't that great

I only keep playing because I like all of them.

>>169250610
GOGOGO HANA KICK HER BIG FIT MUSCULAR FAT ASS

>>169251245
Both of them are new guns because he genuinely doesn't know anything about them.

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>>169251245
I always figured it'd be a new gun or something for Widowmaker, and some kind of computer thing for Sombra he didn't really understand what he was buying and it's probably not what she wanted, but it's the thought that counts.

>>169251261
A literal semen demon. I want to father half breed children with her.

>>169251369
he gets his entire gun supply for the year on his birthday and christmas.

>>169251245
Sombra's is a new set of maracas
Widow's is a giant dildo

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Jack and Gabe were made for each other

>>169251016
I love that her ammo counter is in hex.

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>>169247031
>>169247243
Does that mean Hana schlicks while watching herself from a mirror?

>>169251359
That's probably what Tracer is yelling after Widowmaker conned her into a sucker's bet

post male Ana please

>>169251338
You literally just said the characters are shit.

Anyone else hyped on the server browser patch?

Could completely reinvent the game with all those potential game modes.

>>169251479
I can't wait for this to get BTFO so that you faggots will stop posting the same shit over and over again.

>>169251447
Does he buy them all as presents for himself?

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>>169249413

>>169251493
It's worse then that man. She shlicks while watching her own stream VODs.

>>169251514
Me, I'm hoping people manage to make some interesting modes. I've seen some omnic crisis modes on the ptr that were Eichenwalde only with Rein and Bastion.

>>169251514
Maybe if they worked like actual servers and more than 12 people could sign up for them.

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>>169251493
Only sometimes, a lot of the time she's getting off to pictures of Mercy.

>>169251508
No I didn't.
I said I wanted another game with good heroes.
You misunderstood what I said is all.

>>169251583
>stop posting the same shit

that was literally drawn today

>le BTFO meme

like all widowtracer shippers fucked off when it was revealed she had a gf? as if.

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Can I limit user ping in the new custom servers browser? I'm fucking tired of playing with shitters with 150+ ping

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>>169251493
>>169251646
Can we really blame her? She's too perfect for anyone else

>>169251514
I can't wait a second longer. I can wait so little that my hype died two weeks ago.

>>169251690
>>like all widowtracer shippers fucked off when it was revealed she had a gf?
Yeah, actually. There's one or two per thread instead of 50. And I don't give a shit what's actually in the picture, it falls under the filter of shipper nonsense.

>>169251817
Are her cheek things tattoos or makeup?

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>>169251583
What would it even take to B them TFO? No amount of
>I despise you Reyes
>Go to hell Jack
will convince them otherwise because that just translates as
>"Oohh! They're just being tsundere! They used to date and they're angry exes so cute!"
Unless they both get hitched with women, namely Widowmaker, this shit will never end.

>>169251868
sounds like you're just a whiny bitch tbqh

>>169251479
wow this is bad

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>>169251261
I want to marry your cute daughter.

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>>169251023
>tfw you're a big boy

>>169251817
>Wew that was some hard work
>Time for me to take a break
>This requires me to remove my pants

>>169251932
Cool, looking forward to your tears when your garbage ship is disproved.

>>169251897
They'll be revealed to have children or something, probably.

>>169251887
Make up, but that said she wore it in that movie she starred in so I'm guessing she has it on pretty much all the time.

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>Ah, anon, I'm glad you're here!
>It's time for a checkup, we'll be doing a full body inspection.
>No, not on you, dummkoff! On me.

>>169251897
You do realize tangible proof that two male characters aren't attracted to each other has never stopped fujos before, right?

>>169251479
Where are these comics from?

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>>169250990
>never been masters
Not with my unstable 1200+ ping. If it wasn't for my terrible internet this season I would have been up there with the best of them. Sucks because I just got a 1ms 144 Hz monitor which would have increased my overall accuracy by at least 50%. My dying 50 Hz (not 60) 4-8 ms monitor was severely holding me back in season 1 and 2, but now it's my ping that's keeping me down.

One day...

>>169252076
>implying I won't just keep posting

>>169251016
I'm wondering why they didn't have the time to give her a laugh and sitting emote when they shipped her out. They'd been making her since Overwatch was in fucking beta. They couldn't spare one guy to do some animations when they were doing the sitting and laughing shit?

>>169252139
So long as captain autism over here stops proclaiming how canon they think it is, it'll be an improvement.

>>169252173
sounds like you're just a whiny bitch tbqh

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>>169252063
Will she use the wrench for "fix" herself too?

>>169251713
Don't think so unless I just missed it going over the options.

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Woah, so this is the skill of a Widow main...

>>169252160
>Sucks because I just got a 1ms 144 Hz monitor
....why would you even buy that when you have shit internet?

>>169252205
What kind of laugh will she have? A subtle giggle or snicker? A haughty cackle? A loud bout of laughter followed by an embarrassing snort a la the TF2 Spy?

>>169252152
https://coecretsquid.tumblr.com/

>>169252249
lol I'm not the one upset by it

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>>169252343

>>169252420
Why is tumblr obsessed with making everyone faggots?

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>>169250375

>>169252343
>GHOST

WEW LAD

REALLY ACTIVATES MY ALMONDS

>>169252205
They made three already so you wouldn't think two more emotes would delay a hero's release that much which is what Jeff said.

>>169252505
It's in the files already if you want me to get it.

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>>169251126
Figured you say it's not canon when its literally used in the art book and everywhere else.

>>169252654
I'd like to hear it actually, if it isn't too much trouble.

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>>169252129
>you'll never breed with Mercy

>>169252586
They're some of the same people who would be preaching racial purity a century ago, with their focus shifted to something "better".

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>>169252343
>ELIMINATED GHOST 100
>GHOST -> GHOST
Hmmmm

>>169252684
Where in that post does it ever say that picture is not canon?

>>169252129
>Mercy never curses in German
Disappointing. That's the one thing the Medic has over her.

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>>169252773
Mercy is old and busted

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>>169252752
https://clyp.it/bhv0gm3e
https://clyp.it/yjuj1hks

It'll certainly be the second one.

>>169252586
Because Tumblr is overrun with people who lionize homosexuality to the point where it's basically a fetish for them. They're so far down the social justice rabbit hole that they've conflated gayness with goodness, so if someone is good then they must be gay and vice-versa.

>>169252773
I wish if they wanted to give Mercy prominent titties they didn't make her outfit out of what seems like just hard armor, it looks kind of dumb when you think about that it's constructed to just have boobs for no real reason and would still have them if she wasn't in the armor

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>>169252773
Mercy absolutely has a breeding kink. As a doctor, it must drive her crazy knowing she can give the gift of life.

God I need a Mercy healslut.

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>>169252889
She's only 7 years older.

>>169252921
Aww, cutest qt. Cheers anon

>>169252990
>gayness with goodness

then why do they make Reaper gay when he's the opposite of good

>>169253154
Reaper's a tragic hero for them.

>>169253035
>was resisting the urge to fap for whatever reason
>this mercy image is throwing me over the edge

RELEASE THE FLOOD GATES

>>169251658
That sounds pretty interesting. There's gotta be other good ones. Probably something exploring surfing

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>>169253260
Is it?

Why is symmetra in this fucking game? All those faggots do is jump around like retards while auto aim gun does the work for them.

>>169252847
By saying it's non-contextual you are implying it's not proof that Blizzard doesn't give a shit about trigger discipline. By that end you're implying its not canon.

>>169253154
He's a non white. How can he ever be evil?

>>169253035
She's Swiss. Swiss women strive to have as many children as possible. Which makes dejected and desperate virgin Mercy even cuter.

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>>169253043
like I said, Old and Busted.

>>169253154
You ever notice how a lot of Reaper76 fags tend to ignore the fact that Reaper is a murdering asshole? It works that way with a lot of fandoms, gay shippers in particular - if these people see enough to like in a character, they're immediately going to handwave any wrongdoing that character's done and go "Oh, they were so misunderstood, they're really just troubled!"

>>169253347
She weeds out retards that don't know how to kill turrets or flank

>>169253391
If we're going by that logic then they wouldn't make Jack gay cause he's a dick who robbed Reaper of his promotion

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>>169253391
But the little nigglet is a Patriot shill.

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>>169253409
>Please anon, I'm begging you!
>I know I'm older, but...
>I /need/ to have a child. What sort of woman would I be?

>>169253445
>flanking
In what sense, because the maps are all chokepoint bullshit with many winding paths that lead to the same BIG DOOR or UNDERPASS. The maps have no gameplay variety to them.

>>169253410
http://i.imgur.com/PevpwtA.jpg