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neet edition
Previous thread >>169110240
/hbg/ Wiki: http://homebrew-general.wikia.com
-SAFE FIRMWARES-
3DS: 11.2
Wii U: 5.5.1
Vita: 3.60
PS4: 4.05
PS3: 3.55
-GUIDES-
3DS: http://pastebin.com/TQwDsWh9
↳a9lh + CFW: https://3ds.guide/
Wii U: http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC
Vita: http://pastebin.com/v3caHHnp
-RECENT NEWS-
>3DS
-Nintendo released 11.3, thoroughly patching downgrading for latefriends who update. https://3dbrew.org/wiki/11.3.0-36
-rxTools BTFO, Menuhax's "last known Home Menu vuln." dead. Current solution is to switch to Luma or better yet, install a9lh per the guide.
-hblauncher_loader 1.3 and new *hax 2.9a payloads fix Homebrew for 11.3. https://github.com/yellows8/hblauncher_loader/releases/tag/v1.3
-NTR CFW 3.4 Preview6 and BootNTR 3.1 released. (BootNTR Selector updates automatically.) https://github.com/44670/BootNTR/releases
-Boot DS games in DSIware mode on 3DS from SD card: https://gbatemp.net/threads/nds-bootstrap-loader-run-commercial-nds-backups-from-an-sd-card.454323/
>Wii U
-FlimFlam69 removed the Brazilian method from the guide (you can still find it at: https://github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/blob/master/btimsg.md). The pastebin has been updated to contain that link.
-People speculate about a new Wii U firmware version before or at launch of Zelda: BotW. Even if the Wii U is out of production, you may still want to use 35.164.240.189 to block updates.
-Boot0 code execution displayed at 33c3, along with boot1 dumping.
>Vita
-Activation without PSN access now possible. http://wololo.net/2017/02/10/epsp-bubble-installer-2-0-activation-without-psn-psvita/
-fl0w teases usb mounting for pstv only. http://wololo.net/2016/12/24/theflow-unveils-usb-mass-storage-ps-vita-releases-february/
-PSN spoofing is broken on the Vita for both HENkaku and taiHENkaku currently.
>PS3
-4.81 Rebug CFW released
-It's possible to run games on OFW 4.70 without ODE and IDPS. https://gbatemp.net/threads/447577
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169132328
HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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SHIT, HOLY
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I have tik lul
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169132328
HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169132328
Thank god, my browser was getting slow
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HOLY SHIT
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C-C-C Combo breakers
Check this 5
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>>169132459
HOLY SHIT
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Forget about this zelda game for kids and girls that won't even get an 8 where's the Horizon leak for us real gamers huh?
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HOLY SHIT
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HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169132531
I am a girl.
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HOLY SHIT ITS OUT
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT
ITS OUT ON WIIUISO
ITS GOING TO BE LEAKS
EVERYONE
THE
FUCK
OUT
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HOLY SHIT
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what if botw isn't good
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>>169132518
nice five
check this 2 though
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CPAHЬ CBЯTAЯ
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>>169132531
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CHECK CNN
ITS UP
ITS FINALLY UP
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>>169132340
Hmm... somebody check if this anon is full of bullshit.
>>169132531
>Dualshockers
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GUYS
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>>169132340
someone try this out
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>not being a good goy and getting the Switch, BotW, Pro Controller and 5 toys straight from Nintendo
>for free
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>>169132581
WAIT FOR REAL HOLY SHIT
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https://youtu.be/sbtUGsEIAkA?t=5
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HOLY SHIT
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78B5F4660667A8EC3935858F6ED693ED
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>>169132626
Why would a news station report on something like a video game being leaked?
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>>169132602
Dude nice!
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So what's the difference between haxchi and mocha? Is there anything to Mocha that makes getting a DS VC worth it?
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easy updated wiiu guide to hack when?
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>>169132602
HOLY SHIT!
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>>169132652
fake, i ran it
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GUYS IS THIS REAl?
78B5F4660667A8EC3935858F6ED693ED
From last thread
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So anyone give this a try?
78B5F4660667A8EC3935858F6ED693ED
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can we gas all zeldafags please
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ive been out of the loop because of uni and shit
the tik we are waiting for is to use in Huehax right
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F00d .tik when?
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holy shit
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>>169132737
>>169132746
>>169132748
>>169132763
>>169132768
H O L Y S H I T
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STOP FREAKING OUT AND RESPOND
ABOUT TO HACK MY WIIU
32gb sized SD fine?
HaxchiFW requires a DS virtual console game? I didn't even know you could download those for the WiiU. Can you still download them? How necessary is it? What's the difference between using a legit version of a game that has an exploit and one that doesn't?
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>>169132420
>>169132430
>>169132435
>>169132442
>>169132450
>>169132452
>>169132454
>>169132461
>>169132473
Mods please get off your asses and do your fucking jobs
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>>169132737
>>169132746
BLESSED EXCREMENT!
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78B5F4660667A8EC3935858F6ED693ED
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My cousin works for Nintendo. He said Aonuma-san will leak the .tik himself in 5 hours!!!
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Sup guys? Where my niggas at lol? Im so fucking HYPED for a leak boys!
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>>169132581
>it's out on wiiuiso holy shit
That's only the twentieth time I've heard that in the last hour
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>>169132748
I'll honestly kill myself and stream it if someone posts the tik
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>>169132746
Doesn't work
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>>169132826
HOLY SHIT
O
L
Y
S
H
I
T
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WHAT WAS THE TALK ABOUT WIIUISO RESPOND GODDAMMIT
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78B5F6460667A8EC3935858F6ED693E8
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>>169132932
SACRED EXCREMENT
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>>169132932
epin memes
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>>169132861
HOLY SHIT!!
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>>169132706
They didn't report, they posted the tik ;)
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RIP hbg, everyone losing their minds
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>>169132876
HOLY SHIT
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78B5F4660667A8EC3935858F6ED693ED
ITS REAL
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>>169132962
HOLY SHIT
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>>169133068
HOLY SHIT
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>>169132904
DROPPED CHRISTINE HARDER THAN FIRE EMBLEM
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ocarina of time edit-anon pls come back
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>>169133068
ITS HAPPENING
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>>169132995
WAIT FOR REAL IM FREAKING OUT WTF IS GOING ON
okay everybody calm down
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>>169132826
not sure about the sd card since i'm a bit behind on wii u shit
but yeah, haxchi requires a DS VC game. there should be a ton of em up but apperently Brain Training is the cheapest.
take this with a bag of salt though since like i said, i haven't attempted haxchi for myself yet
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>>169132932
There's nothing there, don't even bother looking for it.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169132602
HOLY SHIT
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>>169132601
>wind waker is meh
>twilight princess is crap
>skyward sword even more crap than twilight princess
>breath of the wild...
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>>169133068
Holy shit
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>>169133132
yeah, atleast that shit was fun
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if it'll make you fuckers finally shut up
52 6F 6F 74 2D 43 41 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 33
yw
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What will it look like when it actually happens at this point
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>>169133147
Is haxchiFW necessary? Are there alternate methods?
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FUCKING SHIT
FUCKING STOP
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>>169132826
>32gb sized SD fine?
more than enough
>HaxchiFW requires a DS virtual console game
Yes, just download Brain Age and you're set.
>What's the difference between using a legit version of a game that has an exploit and one that doesn't?
The exploit uses some special privileges that DS games have to launch the HBL on the SD card. Something like that
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can all these HOLY SHIT fags please kill themselves, goddamn
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>>169133167
HOLY SHIT
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>>169133234
HORY SHEEEEEET
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>>169133267
its the best thing you can get
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>>169133068
no it isnt
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>>169133252
a post with 50+ (you)'s saying HOLY SHIT
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>>169133068
CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT
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>>169133234
>52 6F 6F 74 2D 43 41 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 33
it has spaces, looks legit
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>>169133147
lol, you don't need to buy shit to install haxchi
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>>169133252
screenshots of the game, there will be loads of them....
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>>169133338
we've already had that
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>>169133267
It's possible someone will upload it in Loadiine format but, dude, seriously, Haxchi takes only a few minutes. It's worth it.
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>>169132531
Horizon zero dawn is sjw propaganda that Sony paid reviewers for
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>>169133290
HOLY SHIT
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I was just passing by and... Jesus Christ, what's going on here?
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>>169132826
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Not really, but it's superior to other ways of hacking.
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526F6F742D43413030303030303033
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>>169133290
BLESSED DUNG
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>>169133338
This
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>>169133360
like i said, i'm way behind on wii u hackingso far behind that i still use loadiine
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>>169133252
>>169133338
Someone's just gonna post it and it's going to get lost in a sea of HOLY SHITs. We won't play until release.
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>>169133386
.TIK SOON
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Updated my hacked 3DS to 11.3 and now when I turn on the system its a blank screen.
I assume I'm bricked, I'm just wondering how I'd go about restoring my system?
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>>169133415
ok i lold xDDD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ga1jlzaxIQ
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>>169133410
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
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>>169133452
HOLY SHIT
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>someone at nintendo thought transforming an original, simple game into unoriginal open world anime-game2344884 was a good idea
They made tons of money but at what cost?
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>>169133452
You need to update your Luma, plus update your A9LH if you haven't done so since around October.
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guys
this has become /b/ levels of terrible
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>>169133442
HOLY SHIT
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>>169133452
you shouldnt be bricked. i updated mine fine. but if you do need to restore, boot up decrypt9 (you should have a button to press as you boot on the system) and then restore sysnand from a nand backup that you should have
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00000000000000000000001
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>>169133452
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>169133526
...Did you ever play the very first Legend of Zelda?
Because that was also open world
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>>169132328
Post some rare thiccs
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>>169133559
Nope, just add
/([0-9a-z]{20,}|holy shit)/i
to your filters: vg / comment / hide.
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>>169133580
password to nintendos router is admin admin
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>>169133559
THEN POST THE TIK TO MAKE IT STOP
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>>169133360
How else would you get Brain Age then if you need a legit copy?
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1ce2d8487213
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>>169133559
honestly i have no idea why i'm still here, since you literally cannot have a normal discussion atm without retards going HOLY SHIT XDD
BotW was a mistake
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>>169133559
But has it become /v/ levels of terrible?
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>>169133665
sign_patch/mocha
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>>169133526
>still posting this after Skyward Sword became a thing
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>>169133675
HOLY SHIT XD
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>>169132904
Bullshit, your channel's still going through a reboot.
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I work at EBGames, we just got WiiU BOTW on monday. Here you go, fuckers, now shut the fuck up.
99fed24e67e2f34365dc071782fbea32
USA Region
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>>169133627
HOLLY SHIEEET
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Hmmm. Hmmm.
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>>169133675
it will go back to normal when it releases in a week then this thread goes back to being comfy
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>>169133675
HOLY SHIT
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>>169133675
MIERDA SANTA
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>>169133627
>>169133791
ho+?l+?y shie.?t
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>>169132580
>I am a girl.
THE GAME™
Enjoyable in all honesty. The angle the gamez journos are pushing with this though.... they need to stop pushing their agendas with this shit.
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>>169133675
You were a mistake yet your mom went through with it, so now you stick with us until the end, faggot.
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>>169133761
>USA region
get out
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>>169133761
>USA
Nope, also upload the .tik then.
And the game, fag.
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>>169133761
>usa region
:^)
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>>169133726
Explain what this means? Is it in the guide or the pastebin?
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>>169133761
>meme run
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>>169133876
>>169133892
>>169133896
That's a key for Meme Run, thanks for (You)'s tho.
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Let's wait.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169133975
>thanks for (You)'s tho.
how boring is your life?
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>>169134008
HOLY SHIT
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>>169133856
Whoops, ho+?l+?y shi+?e*?t
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>>169133975
>Meme Run
forgot that was even a thing wasn't it taken down or some shit
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My body is going to be so exhausted after all the holy shits i've been forced to see, but it will be worth it... i hope
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>>169133975
have another one
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UUUUUGHHHHH TIKKKKKKKKKKEEERR
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What if breath of the wild sucks?
Also how do I hack my 360, I wanna play infinite undiscovery.
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>>169132581
Is Wii U Iso desperate for traffics? Latest upload was there was a Cabella game.
This isn't even a meme, it's just sad advertising for a piracy site nobody needs anymore because of utikhelper/wii u usb helper etc.
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>>169134065
Considering we're both sitting in this thread, waiting for a tik we both know won't come, I don't think that's a fair question to ask.
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make sure you add a holy shit when you post the real titlekey because fuck >>169133627
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>HOLY SHIT
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We should hide the .tik in a HOLY SHIT post so filter fags don't get it.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169134151
Take a nice bigHOLY SHIT
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>>169134220
What, sad that babby regex is enough to clear up 99% of the noise?
It's already filtering out the sperg of alpha-numeric strings too.
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>>169134245
GENIUS LOL
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>>169134245
>>169134220
Plz do this tik man
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>>169134195
>Also how do I hack my 360, I wanna play infinite undiscovery.
Soldering iron and $50 ~ $80 in mod chips for the big boy hack, or a motherboard or expansion card capable of reading the DVD drive via SATA and maybe a USB probe that costs $20 for the disc burning hack
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>>169134245
HOLY SHIT
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PUTA MERDA
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DIVINE TURD
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>>169134220
>>169134245
This
we are getting into real HOLY SHIT hours
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Is it really recommended updating a9lh if its working fine?
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this is a post
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>>169134369
How come hacking a wii u is easy but hacking a 360/ps3 isn't?
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>>169134220
>>169134245
ahahah epic, it's not like people will get it anyway from wiiuiso and the like lol!
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>>169134195
post motherboard revision aka turn the 360 around and tell us the voltage and miliamps on the back sticker above the power connector
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>>169134475
HELIGT BAJS
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tik will be out within 4 hours, screen cap this
alsoHOLY SHIT
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/([0-9a-z]{12,}|ho+?l+?y shi+?e*?t)/i
filter: vg / comment / hide
fighting filters is more effort than expanding them :^)
however, I will not fight >>169134448 >>169134454 as those are special snowflakes with no uniform adoption so they won't last long
think hard about ways to bypass a filter
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>>169134559
Competency.
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>>169134369
The easiest way requires an old computer with PATA, and its free (if you have said computer).
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الخراء المقدسة!
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>>169134557
HOLY SHIT
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>>169134560
HOLY SHeeiiiiit
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>>169134618
That's for the OG Xbox, not a 360
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HOLY SHIT484f4c59205348495420313233343536
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>>169134559
dev kid leaks
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SANCTIFIED DEFECATION
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I miss the end of the 2100+ post thread. That was comfy, this is not... at all.
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>>169134609
you mean 5
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>>169134670
DIVINE FECES
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>>169134559
ps3 is easy just dissemble and use the e3 clip with some wood clamps its fucking simple as shit
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>>169134670
HOLY SKIT
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739ba0e679fea18254fca42bc9de6506
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>>169134670
HOLY SHIT
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>>169134641
Thanks for this, actually made it simpler to deal with mispellings:
sh[ie]*?t
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>>169134664
Its possible to flash the disk drive with just PATA, I did it for MGSV. Might not work with certain motherboards and disk drives but it worked for mine.
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聖なるたわごと
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>>169134613
HAILEY SHOT
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>>169134702
how come you don't like this epic new meme
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>>169134806
PATA is a ribbon cable, the 360 uses SATA
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>>169134702
Cry about it faggot
Spoiler/Holy shit
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GUYS
GUESS WHAT!?
(no, seriously)
49204655434B4544204D592044414421
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The leaker is not releasing more leaks because you're all here giving him enough attention. Leave for a few hours/days and let this day, and he'll come again to get your attention back.
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>>169134810
Think you misunderstood my post. I don't care about these one-offs, I filtered 99% of the noise effortlessly and now everyone's scrambling to avoid the filter.
Gambatte, Noise.
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>>169134773
HOOLLLYYY SHIIT
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HOLY SHIT 123456
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RIGHTEOUS FECALMATTER
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>>169134854
You're right, I guess I used one of my more recent computers. It was two years ago, I didn't buy anything to do it though.
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>>169134902
>Fucking up the spoiler
Fuck off
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אני ריק ריסון, וזו חנות החייל שלי. אני עובד כאן עם הזקן שלי והבן שלי, ביג הוס. הכל כאן יש סיפור ומחיר. דבר אחד למדתי לאחר 21 שנים - אתה לא יודע מה הוא הולך לבוא דרך הדלת הזאת.
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>>169134790
HORREY SCHIT
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>>169134920
MERDE GLORIA
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>>169134925
Good luck downloading when the tik download or mega upload is hidden in a filtered post you retard.
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Is It Really Out?
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>>169132328
Oops.
98B5F4560662A8EC2935858F7ED693ED
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H0LY SHIT
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Now /hbg/ has gone to real shit, holy fucking jesus, guys seriously.
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HOLY
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>>169134958
Sorry anon in new. How do you spoiler?
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>>169135007
I don't own a Wii U or a Switch, or care to emulate the game with Cemu.
From my perspective /hbg/ is cleaner than it's ever been.
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HEILIGE SCHEISSE
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ここに秘密のメッセージはありません
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>>169135032
hell no nintendo even pulled the Europe preload where at the mercy of people who have the physical disc
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HOE LEE SHIFT
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>>169135032
YES HOLY SHIT HAPPENING
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HOLY SHlT
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>>169135053
THIS MIGHT BE IT
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>>169135069
dont you mean HOLY SHIT
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>>169135084
I don't know I'm new also
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>>169134997
fermati plis
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>>169135032
...No.
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>>169135069
>holy fucking jesus
More like HOLY SHIT amiright
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>>169135089
H33
O44
L55
Y66
S77
H88
I99
T00
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>>169135078
SHIT
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>tfw you have the first post in this thread
sorry guys
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>>169134956
Then your motherboard supported the DVD drive. Most don't, and require an expansion card. In addition, if you have a Lite-On drive, you need a USB probe to get the drive key (You probably had a Samsung or BenQ disc drive which don't need additional hardware)
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>>169135146
HOLY SHlT
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>tfw filterfags can't filter images
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>>169135130
STAN LEE'S SHAFT
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H
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>filterfag single-handedly destroys /hbg/ holyshitposters and forces them into a new meta
All hail
t. filterfag
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>>169135069
read the rules faggot.
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Homebrew, man.
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TIHS YLOH
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LET'S POST THE KEY ONE BYTE AT A TIME
2F
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>>169134904
HOLY SHIT
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1ce2d84872131ce2d84872131ce2d8487213
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Wow, the real tik is in this thread, but you retards arent even paying attention, im off.
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>>169135387
That's two bytes, faggot
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>>169135109
そうですか?
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>>169135309
>>169134925
you're putting for the additional effort :^)
that same effort could go towards bruteforcing the key
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>>169135458
Which one?
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>>169134942
You're not even trying, now!
At least try to be funny, dude.
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>>169135483
retard
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Do I really need an SD card large enough for whatever game I want to play?
There's no other methods to get it on there?
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>>169135501
H OLY SH IT
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SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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This video explains exactly how to get the .tik idiots...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&index=25&list=LLyCYMsyKmdALLS2_wPjmfbQ
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>>169135483
it's two nibbles
>>169135476
>U
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Chances Gateway will make a Switch cart? Think they'll at least look into it? Not sure how much research the team did themselves instead of looking on 3dbrew.
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>>169135575
what the fuck why are your fingers so long
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>>169135575
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FINGER
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>>169135483
Retard
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>>169135495
>そうですか
まさにその通り
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What the fuck happened to these threads and how are they not being deleted.
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>>169135565
eh, accounting for arbitrary whitespace is easy (\s+?)
but you're jumping through the extra hoops, not me
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>>169135575
Jesus CHRIST what is wrong with this guy?
Did he grab too many crystals?
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hey xbox360 anon if you're still here this is for you
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>>169135575
Your finger looks mutated
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>>169135575
Ayy lmao
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not sure I have enough stamina to go through this shit for a week
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>>169135575
Anon, is this you?
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>>169135575
>13
christ its been 4 years already
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>>169135575
ほりしと
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JUSTPINGO MY HBG UP
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>>169135575
ayy lmao
>>
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>>169135575
imagine that finger up (you)r ass
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>>169135575
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CRYSTALS BRO
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
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>>169135746
I have the stamina to bust inside you for a week straight. I like zelda to. Post email I love yooooou amy
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>>169135458
Oh no, please don't leave, I'm sorry we haven't been paying enough attention to you, dear...
Do you want another pony?
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>>169135553
>>169135593
>>169135648
Was it bait?
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>>169135749
Was this a joke?
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this is the real .tik by the way
>>169133234
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I have no idea what the cause of the error is. how do i change the sig type? lol. weird stuff
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>one filter line forces /hbg/ to get good
>they still don't have their game
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>>169135749
>tfw will never get a handjob from misty
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>>169135452
is this it?
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>>169135672
なるほどね...
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>>169135575
Don't blow our cover!
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This ride is going to end up being more fun than the actual game itself.
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>>169135975
What does Anon mean by this?
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it's up onupdog
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>>169136012
Yes
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>>169136012
It's holy shit in hex repeated three times
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>>169135715
>tfw Trinity RGH master race
>tfw playing Rock Band and Guitar Hero with all DLC and custom tracks on my lagless monitor with studio headphones + DAC
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>>169136046
trying to install BOTW. using different titlekeys, trying it without the .tik, etc.
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>>169136085
What's updog?
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Posting more feet to lure key leaker
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>>169135452
Can bossman check this?
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where'd all the holy shits go
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>>169136032
I would love to suck on those
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>>169136217
It got boring.
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>>169136193
HOLY SHIT
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>>169136040
Isn't that videogames in a nutshell?
>>
>>
So I'm just starting off and finally hacking my N3DSXL, I threw in a brand new 64gb micro sd card and I want to format it, but it want's to connect to the internet to format.
I'm still on 11.2.0 35U, am I fine to continue or should I format through my PC?
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>>169136180
HHOOLLYY SSHHIITT
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>>169136032
>longer index finger
fffffaaaag
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>>169136280
>>169136305
nah, I filtered them all out
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>>169136351
That's the exact reason I took that image too. I'm not gay though.
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>>169136131
ive got a trinity an ace 360 and a jr programmer but im too scared ill fuck it up. im good at soldering but ive got this thing about expensive shit it makes me shaky
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how did you niggers get the Title ID for BOTW?
Im using HueHax
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>>169136323
Format through PC you brickmouth
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>>169136521
Its listed on NUS
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>theflow0: I will try to release new VitaShell update in March though
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stealing this from a wiiusio post just now
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guys the reason that where not going to get this until release is that no body has a wiiu let alone a hacked one. remember the only reason we got pokemon is that the 3ds is popular and very easy to hack
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>>169136763
Are you retarded?
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>>169136141
let us know how it goes
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>>169136696
UGH THICCCCC
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>>169136725
Guess we need nasas quantum bit computer.
>>
threadly reminder the earliest you'll get the game is february 28th
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HBOOLTYW NSEHVIETR
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>>169136725
normal brute forcing implies a logic behind it
randomness cannot be accounted for which is why it's a tradeoff, you may or may not arrive at an answer faster with random
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>>169136824
no just realistic no one cares about the wiiu
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>>169136869
Why is that?
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>>169136725
we can wait
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>>169136869
That's my birthday!
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>>169136489
It's worth it, and you'll be fine
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>>169136935
Then why not wait for the game to release?
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>>169136946
I hope you have a great birthday Anon!
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/([0-9a-f]{12,}|ho+?l+?y *sh[ie]*?t)/i
filter: vg / comment / hide
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Alright now I know i fucked up something,
Exploit > homebrew > Mocha and App store
Used app store to install wupinstaller gx2
rebooted
Exploit now hangs on the white screen. What gives?
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>>169136962
i also have a coolrunner but got the ace when i saw the reset clock pad and said fuck that shit
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>>169136626
?
im using this method http://www.wiiuiso.com/wii-u-usb-and-tickets/389884-usb-wii-ticket-database-tik.html and I don't see BoTW in the database
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>>169137013
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>>169136985
I don't care about the game
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>>169136408
she is very cute and her feet too
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>>169136626
>>169137107
It got removed from NUS pretty quickly after being made available, and some people happened to dump it in that short period of time.
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at least be clever or believable about the fake .tik leaks. this "holy shit" stuff got boring and old real fast
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>>169136907
Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
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>>169136915
because thats when retailers will get copies
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>>169137013
disgusting
fucking delete this
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>>169136985
wow man, its not the same, you know it.
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>>169137269
holy shit
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>>169137194
Would you lick the chocolate off, Anon?
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You're all welcome to continue trying fake keys, but just so that the numbers are out there, as I said when people were trying the same thing for sun/moon:
A titlekey is 128 bits.
The possibility space you're searching is thus 2^128.
Let's suppose that there are 10 billion people on Earth.
Let's suppose each person has 10 billion supercomputers, each of which can test 10 billion keys/second.
This is obviously completely unrealistic.
Even under that absurd situation, (2^128)/(10 billion * 10 billion * 10 billion/second) gives >10 years to brute force the key. You can verify this using google calculator.
Now when you consider that there are less than 10 billion people on earth, people have less than one supercomputer, and can realistically only check under a million AES-128 keys/second...it may be a bit more clear why you will never succeed in guessing the key.
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>>169136725
Holy fuck?!!! Only 4 million years until Zelda!!!! HYPE
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Leaker-kun has got to be pretty smug right about now. He obviously wanted to taunt us but I don't even think he knew how much this place would completely lose it like this. Bravo.
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CONVERT MY POST NUMBER TO GET THE FIRST PART OF THE TIK
MY NEXT POSTS WILL HAVE THE REST
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>>169137369
now we are getting silly_No
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>>169137369
>chocolate
>>
3295730b2867f88d03bbacb87db02d5f
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i know its kinda pointless but im still bruteforcing the ticket key. with 11 different programs. no real point but wynaut.
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>>169137402
post some datamined icons
please
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how did this go from decrypting zelda to foot fetish spam
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>>169137353
haha damn way to show em
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>>169137402
Mhmmm ok but what if someone is really lucky and gets it
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>>169137527
I am not your leaker, anon.
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>>169137517
ur the hero we don't deserve
>>
still bruteforcing, might take an hour, might take 4 billion years, we'll see ;)
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>>169137469
PART 2
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>>169137402
BUT THERES A CHANCE!
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>>169137549
you weren't here for the trap spam a couple threads ago?
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>>169137509
HOLY SHIT
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>>169137549
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>>169137402
yeah but it's not like we have to first go through all possible combinations to get it, we could just get lucky and get it in like 10 minutes
>>
Good night guyz, it's been fun to follow this weird discussion.
Btw, I am the one who never posted a fake key or "holy shit".
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>>169137616
For all practical purposes, no there isn't.
>>
filters the strongest
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>>169137615
PART 3
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H0LY SH1T OH DAMN SON! FUCK YEAH, I GOT THE KEY, go tor boys!
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>>169137402
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>>169137691
Her chest is too big.
We need flat
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>>169137549
How did this go from /hbg/ to /botw/?
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>>169137402
how about you fuck off and kys
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>>169137757
PART 4
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>>169137806
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>>169137709
>>169137582
When probabilities are that low, luck ceases to matter.
Getting the key by guessing it would constitute being the luckiest anyone has ever been in the entirety of human history, by orders and orders of magnitude.
It's like winning the powerball lottery five consecutive times in a row.
>>
5 H O U R B O Y Z
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>>169137981
Havent people won the power ball multiple times though
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>>169137324
retail stores don't all get their copies all at once. Nintendo doesn't push the "SEND IT OUT" button. We've had BoTW and Switches in our backroom for the last few days.
Here's the thing though, only a retard would risk their job to provide FREE SHIT to ungrateful internet fucks. And most of the time, 99% of it at least, people don't care enough to "leak" it. We got Blops3 four weeks early and nobody working even gave a shit, and that's top tier normie. Everyone is usually too busy doing their jobs to bother digging through the generic stack of boxes in a huge backroom full of generic stacks of boxes just to pull out WhaHoo of Mario Legend XIV: Bing Boop! Happy-Trackers and dump it's disc.
If im working electronics on the 3rd I'm not even going to bother with you thirsty faggots waddling in. "Sorry, doesn't look like we have that product right now!" After making you wait 15 minutes :)
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it will be leaked tomorrow , everyone's gotta chill.
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>>169138143
this, either tomorrow or friday
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>>169137338
what, you don't like anime, faggot?
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>>169138093
Not consecutively, and not with five single tickets.
Better comparison:
I'm thinking of a number between one and a billion.
Can you guess it on your first try?
Guessing the key is millions of times harder than guessing a number I'm thinking of between one and a billion on your first try four times in a row.
>>
What if, instead, we all tried our luck at the lottery, then whoever wins can bribe a store owner for an early copy of the game. That's more likely than brute forcing the key.
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>>169138143
How do you know.
WHAT IF IT NEVER LEAKS AT ALL.
WHAT IF NOBODY EVER DUMPS IT
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I work at gamestop, and here Nintendo keeps the games in their warehouse the day before launch.
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>>169137914
LAST PART: THE LAST 3 DIGITS OF THIS POST CONVERTED IN HEX
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>>169137981
>>169138227
so what? it could still happen anyway and you can't deny that
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>>169138143
Is it tomorrow yet?
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Meanwhile, my cookie clicker run
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>>169137962
finally a good pic
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>>169137981
The WiiU knows the correct key to accept so all we have to do is reverse engineer the WiiU
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so once the tik leaks its going to show up on the UTikdownloaderhelper?
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>>169138348
Over here in the UK it turned tomorrow 40 minutes ago.
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I plan a weekend of endless sex with my gf. If this shit gets leaked before Friday I'm canceling that shit
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>>169138294
Nintendo just cancelled the game. Just read it on IGN.
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>>169138132
>WhaHoo of Mario Legend XIV: Bing Boop! Happy-Trackers
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>>169138237
We would need to pay. We don't do that.
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>>169138406
No since Nintendo pulled the files off their servers.
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>>169138443
or do both
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>>169138227
12 million 879 thousand and 523
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will leakfag ever return?
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>>169138503
then what are we going to do with the leaked tik.
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>>169138132
Wow that last part makes you a true piece of shit. I hope someone goes to the manager.
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>>169137469
>>169137615
>>169137757
>>169137914
>>169138341
258e5a1d008f7cfa14d65da14d6fa155 ?
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>>169138143
>leaked tomorrow
>Wrote at 7pm
>tomorrow is midnight
>7pm to 12am is 5 hours
>5 HOURS
ITS FUCKIN LEGIT!!!!!!!!
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>>169137962
fag
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>>169138294
stores usually get them a week before and they get leaked ,that's how it happened when they used to leak games for the Ps3 and xbox.
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Why can't Nintendo of America be as incompetent as Europe?
I guess they are, but I mean why couldn't they also put their files up on the servers like Europe did? I guarantee the US ticket will leak earlier.
>>
more feet please
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>>169138660
some of us already have the files
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>>169138660
use it on the encrypted files that someone ripped from NUS before it was removed
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>>169138641
What time did he show up last night? He'll probably come back around then to post another image from the files. You know, because its fun watching us squirm and lose our minds over the most trivial shit.
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>>169138696
Contain yourself
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>>169138742
Please share then. At the very least, email it to [email protected]
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Does anyone outside of the press seriously have the game yet? I've seen posts that GameStops and the like are getting their switches but haven't seen shit about botw
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>>169138868
I do.
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CHECK WIIUISO
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>>169138868
Some store in france usually leaks it by now
It's happened before and it could happen again
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>>169138846
don't have to give ya but I'll sign ya up for some good man love emails. ur welcome
>>
Anyone have the NA version? I downloaded that one earlier and it was EU.I have a mega link for the NA one, but I cant get over 50% without paying
>>
How to Mocha without Rednand?
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>>169138868
yeah, you're mom has it bro xd
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>>169138846
Enjoy your spam
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>>169139021
Use MegaDownloader and share NA link please
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>>169139024
just run mocha.elf like lmao
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>>169135387
f9
>>169138689
I think you got that wrong.
>>
Tik has been confimed
36 b8 18 d4 91 92 94 9a a7 2a 9a df bb 2d 5b 10
b3 f6 26 56 9f a0 45 68 bf 33 7d af 94 18 b9 d4
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>>169139145
I dont believe you
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>>169138742
>>169138743
please gib
>>
UNDUB WHEN???
English dub is pure trash
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>>169139145
We're in
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>>169139091
https://mega.nz/#!4YsHQR7Z!Hn9_j-SRfqem2j6thQANI2UyOvMgr3ZuQq-icDFbTGw
guy claimed it was from the Canadian servers
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>>169139145
those are 2 keys
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>>169139145
we supposed to pick 16 of those sets randomly?
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>>169139021
>I have a mega link for the NA one
What? I think you are mistaken, the US version was never on the servers, and if someone uploaded the disc then we'd all be playing.
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>>169139070
I laughed
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>>169139257
It's probably EU
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>>169139257
>https://mega.nz/#!4YsHQR7Z!Hn9_j-SRfqem2j6thQANI2UyOvMgr3ZuQq-icDFbTGw
is this legit ?
>>
>tfw it still hasn't leaked
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>>169139418
>>169139418
Downloading at 10mb s and gonna check anyway
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>>169139423
>https://mega.nz/#!4YsHQR7Z!Hn9_j-SRfqem2j6thQANI2UyOvMgr3ZuQq-icDFbTGw
i don't know, lets check for a moose or something
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>>169139257
where did you get this?
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>>169139423
I dont know, I could only get to 50% without a mega sub.
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>>169139562
I dunno but if you have the USA disc and ticket then by all means do whatever you possibly can to get it uploaded, try Google Drive maybe
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>>169139257
CDN is the distribution server.
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>>169139464
Thanks anon, let us know what's up
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>>169139494
please do.
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>>169139423
>>169139418
>>169139494
>>169139515
Previous thread
http://www.wiiuiso.com/wii-u-request-section/390719-zelda-breath-wild-30.html
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
Why are these threads called homebrew general when it's nothing but zelda shitposting
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>>169139464
I already have it downloaded what do i look for?
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>>169138868
At Wallyworld it typically depends on the department manager over Electronics. Since ours is a huge weeb faggot he makes sure to order all ninty stuff pretty far in advance. So we've got our allotted switches (all pre-ordered so none will be on the shelves come the 3rd, locked up in the security cages with the ipads and shit) and two boxes of BoTW, one case of WiiU copies, one case of Switch copies.
Talking with my buds at work, i'd be pretty easy to Disc2App a copy right in the store, and the boxes they came in (not the game cases themselves) were already opened to check the contents in. It's the wrapping around the cases that's the stickler for any of us doing it. I don't know if anyone would really care but it's a risk none of us are really incentivized to take since we're getting copies on the 3rd anyway.
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>>169139781
Death
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>>169139673
good work, yup just saw that
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>>169139781
filesize of folder compared to eur one
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>>169139257
How would you decrypt this to use with NUS once the tik released?
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>>169139763
Hype, that's why.
>>
what are the odds of wiiu hacking becoming more simplified in a few years? I've got a wiiu but not an overwhelming urge to hack it immediately
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>>169139895
it's already pretty easy using haxchi
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>>169139895
This is as easy as it gets.
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>>169139895
what? its already as simple can be....
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>>169139819
I read all that for you to end up saying, NOPE. FUCK YOU.
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>>169139895
>MORE simplified
It's literally already drag and drop what more do you fucking need
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>>169139895
More simple? All you have to do is go to a website. And once BotW leaks there's no reason to give a shit about the WiiU anymore.
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>>169139673
>http://www.wiiuiso.com/wii-u-request-section/390719-zelda-breath-wild-30.html
thank you kindly.
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>>169139875
extracting now
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>>169139673
HOLY SHIT
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>>169139850
9.89GB according to mega, EU file is 9.96
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>>169139673
>http://www.wiiuiso.com/wii-u-request-section/390719-zelda-breath-wild-30.html
That's not a moose
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>>169140072
there's no ticket yet though
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>>169139743
XD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD
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>>169140124
EU is 9.82
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>>169140124
Their accents make the sound files larger
>>
IT'S OUT
>>
I feel really dumb for asking this, but I can't install Pokken Tournament at all. I downloaded it with uTikHelper and it's the only game that doesn't work, I've installed a dozen other games already. What could be the problem?
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>>169139257
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT?
>>
EU should be bigger though, French, German, Spanish, and whatever else there is
>>
HOLY SHITposters deserve to get anal cancer
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>>169139895
i literally just did it today.
>get homebrew launcher, use browser exploit.
>get homebrew app store, use app store to install WUPinstaller gx2
And i believe thats it.
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>>169139418
It's definitely EU. Canada uses the USA CDN (content distribution network...) which hasn't gone up.
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>>169140328
NA needs English, French and Spanish
Several games have had every language track in the data even if you couldn't access them
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>>169140312
Make sure there are no special characters in the title. Pokémon->Pokemon
Should install fine.
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>>169140312
WUPInstaller doesn't like accents, try to rename it
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>>169138132
don't sweat it, us disgusting neckbeard fucks can usually tell when someone like you is being smug and we just ask the manager.
I wouldn't even waste my time calling you out for being a piece of shit to your manager either because to me, playing the game is more important than rolling reverse on some salty-ass wallyworld worker, I just assume you hate your life enough as it is.
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>>169139673
Is there any point to downloading this?
Wouldn't we be able to download directly from Nintendo if the ticket gets leaked?
I really wouldn't know what to do with this if that's not the case.
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>>169140530
If there's a TM or an (R) remove it and try again.
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>>169135575
>whale noises
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>>169140550
No, we wouldn't. Because if the game isn't up on their servers, we wouldn't have the access either.
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Is the US version confirmed to not have nip audio?
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>>169140550
No, it was removed from NUS. You have to use the already existing dumps.
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>>169140503
>>169140530
Jesus Christ, I'm dumb. Thanks guys.Interestingly, Game & Wario installed just fine.
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>>169140550
>Is there any point to downloading this?
>>169140550
>Wouldn't we be able to download directly from Nintendo if the ticket gets leaked?
yes
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>>169140550
No, if the tik is leaked you can install it directly from the file as the 10gb file going around is the game.
Installing from nintendo would require the game to be back up on their servers.
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So is CemU ready to run BOTW 100%?
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>>169140738
110% even
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>>169140738
lul
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>>169140738
of course
8k 144fps day one
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>>169140738
Yes, quote me on this
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Can I still get trophies if I hack my vita?
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>>169140016
I never said "LEAKS HERE, WALMARTANON LEAKING IN 5 HOURS" faggot.
Just putting it out there that copies are in retail stores already and very much within the realm of possibility.
Why do you all act like VIDEO GAMES are shipped only in the dark hours of the night via armored rail? We get fucking phones in with stricter security measures.
>>169140539
Trust me pal, both of my managers will just direct you back to me. They have more important things to worry about, like yesterdays donuts and pallets of meat :)
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>>169140817
yes
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>>169140738
Yeah, no one has BOTW right now except the CEMU devs, they've confirmed it runs at 1080p 60fps no problemo.
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>>169139673
What do I have to do with this once the tik gets leaked?
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>A wii u is STILL $250+ in most places
Seriously, I'd rather buy a PS4 at that point.
Didn't nintendo drop this thing?
When am I going to get one for $180?
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>>169140809
The pact is sealed.
I will visit you in the night, Jonathan.
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>>169139850
Supposed CDN zelda is 10,551,274,084 bytes
The EUR one is 10,551,279,164 bytes
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>>169139673
>>169139257
How would you decrypt this shit once the Tik drops?
I want to be ready for it
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SHOULD I USE HAXCHI OR MOCHA???
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BUY FUCKING BRAIN AGE.
BUT DO I LOSE ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT USING HAXCHI OVER MOCHA???
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Botw undub when?
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>>169140921
It's probably only going to rise in price.
Act fast.
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>>169140921
Never. The longer you wait the higher it gets
>>
with all of these posts nobody is going to notice i'm a gay homogendered bitransexual asian-coded aurora wright from another universe
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>>169140969
both
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>>169140921
Shits gonna go up in price.
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>>169140921
They've been going up in price constantly since they went out of production.
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>>169140938
the EUR one has some duplicate files.
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>>169140938
5000 bytes? Damn, that's not a huge difference. I doubt that's even a language thing then. Maybe some art was altered for the different regions?
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desu i would be really surprise if we dont get the tik leaked before launch. even if its a day before.
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>>169141075
I deleted those.
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>>169141075
will it affect anything?
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>>169141017
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>>169140969
You can use both. Haxchi is easier with the installable title exploit but both sigpatch and run pirated games just fine.
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>>169140921
get one off craigslist for cheap.
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>>169141092
My crystal ball tells me that the entire US game will leak before the EUR key.
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>>169141145
i don't think so.
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>>169140969
When the .tik is released people will make a .wup file and you won't really need either. You can just install it straight to the system as if you bought the thing. Then you only need to buy the DLC if you want that. To pirate the DLC go for the cfw on the thing.
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>>169140738
we really don't know thats why there is so much hype here
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>>169141075
mine doesnt and i got it from the server
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The canadian one seems to be missing the title cert and title.tmd file also
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>00050000101C9500
So much for that megalink
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>>169140991
>>169140992
>>169141046
The fuck really?
Shit I'd rather put my money into a New PC and get CEMU than buy the box for that price
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>>169135575
thanks mr. skeltal
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>>169140806
Closer to 8FPS 144p
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>install every decent Wii U game I can think of
>still 300GB left on HDD
That was worse than I thought.I wish I could use the leftover space on my 3DS or vWii, fuck.
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>>169140921
Get a used one, once the Switch launches.
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>>169140901
place the tik file into the game folder, move the gave folder to your /install location and run your game installing/ loading program of choice.
some one please correct me if im wrong.
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>>169135575
Goddamn, what kind of reception do you get with that thing?
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what's the lowest number you've gotten in the keygen so far?
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>>169141508
correct
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>>169141508
DONT DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
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>>169139276
16^32
one of these combinations is the right key
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if he faked the artwork , how could he fake that video of him launching it tho ?
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>>169141392
I know that feel.
Smallest HD I could get was 500gb, and I'm only using 250gb, the rest of the space will be literally wasted because the Wii U is too dumb for partitions. The fact that I need a separate HD for VWii combined with one HD taking both USB ports to work is maddening.
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What will happen if we install European version to a US Wii U and try to launch it? Crash, nothing, brick?
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>Thinking CDN means Canadian BotW version
>Being this dumb
Jesus christ reddit.
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>>169141271
i was referring to the files of the MEGA link that's been going around
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>>169141534
i got like, 6000~ IIRC
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>>169141604
The leaker mined the start up and icons, and you can replace Wii U channels or whatever the fuck its called with your owns, not rocket science.
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>>169141641
reddit > fagchan XD
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>>169141629
you will get an error , you just gotta launch a sig patcher each time before you launch it.
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>>169141629
It won't brick, but it won't work either
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>>169141641
what?
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just tried to fuck a girl in her ass , but it didn't fit, so we gave up cause she's still virgin :(
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>>169141629
it won't brick, it will just refuse to open with a message complaining that it's from a different region.
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>>169141938
same
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>>169141938
dude you gotta *make* it fit ;)
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>>169141938
OwO what's this?
>>
al carre al carre al carré
la key está en el carré
4-0 y al carré
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>>169141920
This shit
>>169139257
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POST THE FUCKING NA LEAK FILES
YOU FUCKING
CUNTS
U
N
T
S
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>>169142041
it just wouldn't fit man , idk if i'm too big or if she's too tight , anyway her sis came home, now i'm left with blueballs.
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>>169141625
Yes, it's fucked up. I haven't even looked for an HD for the vWii because of this shit.
My 3DS is fucked as well, the 32GB main SD can't hold shit and I have to keep deleting games, but I have another 32GB on my R4 with over 20GB of free space.
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The tik will never drop bros, right?
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>>169142068
Hi I'm Shigeru Miyamoto please treat each other with respect the game will come out next week please be patient.
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I want Reggie to sit on my face
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>>169142045
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>>169142135
I really hope you used lube.
Either way, anal isn't that great anyway
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>>169142205
he would crush your skull , but at least you would die happy ,am i right ?
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>>169142135
I bet you didn't even give her an enema, so you would've gotten shit all over your dick
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Sometimes in the summer I get tiks stuck to my back is that what you guys want really
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>>169142179
What are the chances that the game won't leak before the 3rd?
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>>169142135
try it on her sis this time
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>>169142179
It already dropped and you missed it
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Try this. I think it'll work, but I'm not sure.
60738d1a967e27338bf4a297702eac78
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>>169141938
make it fit, ignore her if she says it hurts too much
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>>169142191
Sorry, shiggy :(
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>retards thought CDN meant Canadian
You faggots just wasted 10 gb of my bandwidth
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>>169142045
I told you to go back to the temp, chink.
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>>169142304
nah that bitch is ugly.
>>169142226
Nope, had no disposable lube :(
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>>169142345
FSTInfo Entries:186316440
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>>169142395
What about indesposable lube?
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>>169142383
Care to tell us morons what it means? Because I don't know that one off the top of my head.
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>mfw the brute forcer has had the .tik the entire time
>mfw he's going to try and trick us into thinking he managed to guess the key
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i definitely /don't/ have a disc copy of the game, but say i did, what would be a safe way to upload the tik?
i wouldn't want me or anyone else to get anally fisted by nintendo, and i'm not sure what the best safety measures would be.
could someone give a detailed answer as to how to safely leak the tik?
not for me to do it, but you know, just in case someone lurking needs to know...
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>>169142383
Fuck.
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>>169142485
Content Delivery Network
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>>169142485
content delivery network, basically the servers that handle your downloads
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>>169142395
What were you thinking anon? Don't tell me you tried to go in dry
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>>169142345
Losing hope...
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>>169142345
WTF man how the fk you got it??'
Fuckign finally
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I have the disc right here but I think it's for the wrong console
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>>169142485
Content Delivery Network
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>>169142383
>pirating games on limited bandwidth
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>>169142506
whoever has it can just open it in hxd, copy and paste that into pastebin, and share that i guess.
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>>169140738
They're making an update for BoTW compatibility right now. It should be done in 5 hours.
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>>169142584
-looks down- ..
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>>169142506
literally post it on wiiuiso then delete the account
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>>169142506
probably an anonymous browser and then put it in like 5 sites
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With the rampant shitposting in this thread, no one will notice my opinion that black women are the best looking women on the planet, albeit not on average due to poverty and other factors--but even if we go by average Hispanic women still beat white women out.
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>>169142698
No it's Hispanic>Black>White, if you took the best looking from each group.
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>>169142692
>>169142662
but you'd have to make an email and an account to do that shit and upload it to a upload service. all of that shit could be traced back.
i'm looking for someone who knows what they are talking about to help me, not some fucking autistic 12 year olds who just want to play zelda. jesus christ.
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>>169142781
*Hispanic>White>Black
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>>169142506
VPN
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>>169142619
>beautiful
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>>169142692
torbrowser and post it to pastebin then post the link as hex in this thread
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Hey guys it's me Andre from GameXplain
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>>169142698
>letting groids shit in your gene pool
Just give me the ticket, degenerate.
>>
What happens after the second dungeon is... BLOAWH!
Spolier, don't read, probably game ruining for some.
W
A
R
N
I
N
G
Majora's mask taking control of ganon!!!!!!!
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>>169142858
>so ass mad that he pretended to be that other poster
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>>169142908
hi Andre from GameXplain
>>
upload it to sites using Tor
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>>169142662
i'd say the easier way would be to
step 1 : go to an internet cafe & use their Wifi network and
step 2 : create an account post that shit
step 3 : run nigga run !!!!!!!!!!!
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>>169142856
Mega.nz upload from mcdonalds parking lot
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>>169142856
As far as upload, you could try a temporary email site. Ex mailinator
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>>169142856
literally just open the file in a hex editor, take a screenshot, upload it for 15 seconds which would be long enough for it to spread then delete it
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Yeah, use tor if you want it to take 3 billion years.
Use one of those temporary email services to sign up to Mega upload or make a new google account and put it on drive.
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>>169142994
yes, anon do this
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>>169142856
Get a subscription to cryptostorm (pay in bitcoin) OR use their slower trial version (just go look at the site to see what i'm talking about), make your output IP scandinavia or some shit, and drop the decryption key on pastebin and file on mega and shoot the link here. then disconnect from the vpn
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>>169142858I truly wanted to say that then I remembered black chicks are probably the least attractive and felt bad :(
>>169142963
what
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>>169142856
We only need the string, just fire up tor and post it
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>>169142506
This what you do.
Go to your nearest police station, they should have free and fast wifi.
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>>169142856
use a vpn.
post the numbers on pastebin.
There
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So, do we have any .tik at all?
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>>169142908
andre seigers here, joined by derek paulson and ash ketchum
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>>169143141
You'll still need a mega sub to dl any full dumps
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With HD rumble the Joycons could make decent vibrators
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>>169143292
I've got one, I'll DL and upload it to google drive
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>>169142506
The tik can't be tracked, you if you- I mean some anonymous leaker- are a euro fag, you're golden
Just pop the disk in the Wii U, load Tik2SD, upload it somewhere (Tiks are not unique, and can't be tracked) and that's it
I mean, tell that to someone who does have the disk
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>>169142506
I'd highly recommend they /don't/ do that. Right? Say they did, though. Well, first they wouldn't need to indicate to people what version they'd have when they leak it. Secondly, they should not use a VPN, or even Tor (which has a bundled browser available for download online) because that would obscure where the leak was coming from (even if someone knew that person was using the service, they wouldn't be able to tell what they used it for). Thirdly, they wouldn't want to use an anonymous Pastebin to upload the ticket file and then post the title key and title ID separately. Bad idea. They might not even have the ticket file yet, and I wouldn't recommend they get it by using tik2sd for the Wii U. Overall, I recommend that person /doesn't/ do this.
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>>169143264
We have millions of not working .tiks.
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>>169142856
We were talking only about the .tik file someone who had it would probably do well going to a public internet connection whether that be at a restaurant, coffee shop, or other favorite hotspot.
If you were talking about the entire disk it's a bit trickier. I'll leave others to comment on that. Need to think about it a bit.
Regardless of which way you choose, you can use temporary email services like sharklasers to hide your identity to some level.
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>Whoever has the game isn't playing the real fun game that is the human psyche.
Literally hundreds of people that want to eat off the palm of your hand, and you don't want to mess with them?
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>>169143163
>least
You're fucking smoking on collective Wii U dust.
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>>169142858
This.
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>>169143320
New Nintendo brand Vibrators with HD rumble! Be able to feel all of your favorite Nintendo characters cocks and with HD rumble you can feel every time they pull out and put ice cubes in you!
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>>169143430
Doesn't mean they're ugly, they're just generally regarded as the least wanted. I don't know if I'm phrasing this correctly, black women are attractive, but if you gave men a choice between black and white women, white would be picked more favorably over black.
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>>169142858
thai>jap>hispanic>white>black
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/hbg/ are supposed to be some of the smartest, most pragmatic people on this site evidenced by their extensive knowledge of the inner workings of computer systems and you all are being baited by a nascent ruseman. How ashamed must you all be.
>>
>>169143430
>nose takes up half of face
kek, you can keep your qweeenz
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>>169142908
Hi marble mouth.
>>
Hey just text me when we have the tik
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>>169143584
>Asian
>Thai on top of that
>Both being on top of Hispanic
This has to be bait.
>>169143638
Says the virgin.
>>
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>>169143701
>Doesn't give number.
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>>169143584
I'm okay with this order.
>>
Speaking of tiks, the embargo on the switch is up, time for some unboxings
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>>169143701
BOOTY CALL
O
O
T
Y
CALL
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>>169143629
who's baiting? its just multiple people intermittently posting obviously fake keys with a ton of people saying HOLY SHIT while 90% of people lurk waiting for the real tik.
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>>169143738
keep the nose, i dont want it
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>>169143567
......I can agree there. Thanks for elaborating.
>>
>>169143752
It's 555-12-SWITCH
>>
>>169143629
>how does 4chan work? the post
Did you know anyone can just come and post?
>>169143738
It's not bait, it's just my tastes. I know it's kinda shitty but I love me a thai girl. Also I fap to JAV more than regular white girls porn. I guess it has to do with the way jap girls always seem to not want, while white girls act like sluts.
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>>169143738
hah, jokes on you, i actually have a korean gf, u jelly?
>>
>>169143738
Hispanic, Indian and Black girls are all equally fucking bottom tier. White and Asian are the only choices if you're not a tard.
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>>169143905
>says he has a girlfriend
>on 4chan
bodypillows and your hand don't count anon
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>>169143584
This is equally as weeb as sexually deviant and I'm not sure how to approach your questionable tastes. It's like someone saying they like oysters and cornmeal porridge more than pizza--like where do you even start?
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>>169143905
very nice anon, how is she in bed?
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>>169143927
>Hispanic, Indian and Black girls
no
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>>169143880
> I guess it has to do with the way jap girls always seem to not want
but that's hotter ;)
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>>169143927
>White and Asian are the only choices if you've had extended exposure to North American anonymous imageboards.
ftfy
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>>169144082
>what you like is wrong because it isn't what I like
Am I not allowed to have different tastes? I thought this was the U, S and A?
>>169144132
That's what I meant
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>>169144086
pretty decent desu, she isnt super impressed with my dick though because foreplay take fucking forever
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>>169143629
>/hbg/ are supposed to be some of the smartest, most pragmatic people on this site
lol
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>>169143880
I understand, I can respect that.
>>169143927
>whoputyouontheplanet
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>>169144216
Same thing
>>
Alright, so can we get some peace an quiet?
theres no .tiks available for BOTW yet, right?
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>>169144268
here anon, take this
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>>169144223
>am I not allowed to have different tastes
NIGGA what site you surfin?
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>>169144240
protip: women like foreplay better than actual sex
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>>169143927
You won the shit taste award famalam.
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>>169144281
we wouldn't be fucking around if we had one , would we anon ?
>>
I'm new to this so let me know if I'm gonna fuck something up / if what I gathered is correct
>block updates from nintendo
>put homebrew launcher, mocha cfw, modified wup installer, & game onto sd card
>run exploit open homebrew launcher
>launch mocha cfw
>launch wup installer
>install game
I should be able to install eshop / dlc / VC games this way right? Am I retarded or is this ok??
>>
>>169144316
Thanks Anon.
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>>169144353
my gf has literally never masturbated in her whole life, libido is the worst i've ever experienced, she likes bragging about my dick though, but riding it is another story
>>
/hbg/ you guys are being retarded right now.
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>>169144462
>my gf has literally never masturbated in her whole life
PURE
>she likes bragging about my dick though
SLUT
>>
>>169144462
are you me
>>
All tik memes aside when is the earliest someone could get an early copy from a store breaking street date?
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>>169144564
what the fuck are we supposed to do? go out a rob a gamestop?
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>>169144632
i hope not, that would be weird as all hell, you got a similar situation?
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>>169144240
>she isnt super impressed with my dick though because foreplay take fucking forever
....what do you mean by this?
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>>169144596
So is she pure slut, or a pure slut?
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>>169144641
Well a fair amount of stores have the game in stock now so any time is possible. Skyward Sword was 10 days in advance of the release, so was Pokemon Sun and Moon I think.
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>still no fucking key
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
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>>169144683
YES
Someone do this
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>>169144734
WELL WHAT IS SHE IN YOUR OPINION?
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>>169144596
thank you for taking the disgusting sluts anon
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>>169144683
????? Yes you fucking moron, what are you guys waiting for.
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>>169144806
Yes
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>>169143638
If she was into anime and video games and wanted to marry you, you'd say yes.
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>>169144756
Look around you, everyone is either having a good time shitposting, or discussing something else that interests them. Let go, who knows, maybe it'll come as a pleasant surprise while you're off doing something you enjoy. You don't need to suffer like this.
Let. Go.
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>>169144710
it's big (for her), and takes forever to get her into a mode where its comfortable, she thinks foreplay is awkward and kinda enjoys it but feels self conscious and shit... women mayn
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I'm in love with a girl but can't ask her out because I'm too shy, /hbg/. We hang out all the time. I need this .tik so that she'll stay overnight again and we can get busy. Tik me up, senpai. Gimme the tik. I need the tik.
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>>169144736
>Skyward Sword was 10 days in advance of the release
The design of the SS final boss got leaked 30 days in advance
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>>169144882
i don't say yes to niggers
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>>169138132
>make all the wrong life choices
>end up working at retail, basically real life purgatorium
>"i'll vent my anger on customers, that'll show them!"
>remain a fucking NPC for the rest of your life
go get 'em tiger
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>>169144917
You're a big guy?
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I went to bed 8 hours ago fuck I must have missed when the leaks occurred
can someone link me the ticket so I can start playing?
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>>169144426
You already fucked up by getting Mocha AHAHAHAHA
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is anyone else still trying to get BOTW playable? the more people the better.
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>>169145057
We'll wait until march, it seems.
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Just remember guys , if you're don't get your hopes up you won't be disappointed!
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>>169145041
7,5 inches is pretty big for a 158 cm tall korean girl
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best chance is this weekend dumbasses
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>>169145029
You're a fucking lie. You'd probably say yes to a comatose bellybutton. You just want to play cool on the internet.
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>>169145029
I don't believe you
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>>169145043
168CA2D3331056939DBC6DB74C816AD8
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>>169145189
For you?
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>>169145105
makes sense. guess i'll stop the brute forcers for the night
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>>169144462
You're in danger of getting cucked. Not even joking. That's not a good sign at all.
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>>169145057
It's not going to happen, you're wasting your time guessing keys
The only way we'll play early is if someone finds the retail copy on shelves somewhere
So go out and look at mom & pop stores, especially if you live in Europe or Canada or something. The more people looking, the more people might find a copy
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>>169145163
roll safe
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>>169145238
>>169145304
not even memeing i'd never fuck a black chick, they're unreasonably unattractive to me. i have a couple friends who are black but i cannot bring myself to deal with black girls in general let alone boning them.
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>>169145047
How so? The guide said I need it to install eshop / vc / dlc titles?
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>>169145337
>168CA2D3331056939DBC6DB74C816AD8
WAIT! 43030 FSTINFO! Under 90,000!
It crashes, but that's close!
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>>169145508
That one was tested a fuck lot of times, and we need something around the number of files the game has.
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>>169145435
>i cannot bring myself to deal with black girls
Some of them have really awful personalities but there are a few gems out there.
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For some reason when I have folders in my install folder launching homebrew launcher causes my console to crash, why is this?
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>>169145039
The only thing im angerey about right now is that im running a fever :(
I hope you find contentedness someday too Anonymous No.169145039
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9 days til the game comes out and were still not playing it yet. This is embarrassing leakers show your F A C E S
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>>169145508
Under 9000...
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>>169145337
this was the one i posted a few hours ago. doesnt work tho :/
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Whats the best site for wii isos? My go to site stopped hosting them.
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>>169145508
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>169145742
more like FECES
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Wait a second... All of you are talking like normal people instead of spamming "HOLY SHIT". Way to go, guys.
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leakbro?
it's about that time
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>>169145749
Ya I just repost because it was the only interesting thing we came across so far. Best bet is game getting leaked out super early from like mexico or something
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>>169145859
HOLY SHIT
we are?
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>>169145748
if( bs32(_fst->EntryCount) > 90000 )
{
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
90,000
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HOLY SHIT
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how to hack 3ds 113??
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>>169145859
bed time on the east coast
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>>169145859
the fake tiks have died down
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>>169145868
Shhhhhhh
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>>169145868
You called faggot?
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>>169145978
bed time in europe too, but fuck it
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>>169145508
Placed the entire game in the folder, CDecrypt didn't crash but didn't decrypt either.
Fuck.
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So what does it mean if my Wii U keeps freezing, even after deleting all content and settings? Didn't start until today, but it would randomly turn on in the middle of the night sometimes beforehand.
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What does Twilight Princess HD update do? Planning to play it until BOTW idk if I should install the update too
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>>169146035
nah, leakbro has a tripcode
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>>169146062
I thought that was actually a fake program, judging by the name and that it was posted here.
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what are some hax
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this is my first time on reddit (besides when i leaked the sun/moon pokemon) and its been interesting LOL
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>>169146242
It's just a batch script hooked up to CDecrypt, which is a real program made by crediar a while ago
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>>169145742
This
Will Nintendo win this time?
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>>169146242
A safe assumption.
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>>169146325
yay reddit!!
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To be honest back in January I thought that the whole game would have been spoiled by now, what the fuck is wrong with you lazy leakers
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>>169146325
4chan* baka im tired
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I don't know shit about hex or anything in general, but doesn't the fact that this one key actually gets kinda close mean WE are kinda close?
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Boi, when is someone going to actually leak something instead of posting some well-made renders.
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>>169146414
Nobody gives a shit about a Wii U game, even if it's Zelda.
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>>169146056
bed time?
m8 this eurofag just woke up
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>>169146414
>e
Nintendo broke all of our kneecaps with bowser shaped dildos
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>>169146503
9 days close.
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It really is kind of boring around here without the leaker from last night. Was hoping he'd drop something else on us to geek out about and shit.
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>>169146513
If you're talking about the icons posted by the real leaker earlier, those are entirely real. The blue glowing Master Sword first shown in them was just shown off briefly in a Switch commercial.
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2 and a half days
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>>169142506
The way you write your post is making us assume that you do have the disc.
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5 more hours and we will put the proverbial nail in the wii u's coffin
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>>169145486
Dude.
Dude.
Like...dude.
Mocha was so like...2 months ago--ugh.
Everyone knows that Brazilian with Haxchi is the new thing.
I can't even talk to you anymore--I just...I just can't let myself be caught associating with such a lame-o.
>>
Twelve and one quarter holyshits, and thusly the leaker shall be revealed.
(Could be wrong, don't quote me on that.)
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>>169146503
No, not really. There's still a huge amount of variation you can have, and there's not really anyway to tell what changes need to be made to get closer to the actual key. Just exciting to see that through bruteforcing alone we've gotten close-ish to a more realistic key.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169146503
No, if encryption worked like that it would be easy to break, think about it.
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Waiting for the Title Key to be leaked be like
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>>169146794
ITS HAPPENING BOYS
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>>169146794
Holy fuck is that cocaine?
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Leak here. Spoilers.
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>>169146794
HOLY SHIT
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>>169146794
dragon dildos incoming
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>>169146794
Did your anal bullet vibrator finally come in?
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>>169146794
GAMESTOPBRO?
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>>169146794
HOLY SHIT
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>>169145337
OH SHIT IT WORKS
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>>169146794
That's just cocaine, lol.
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>>169146794
the fuck is that, anon?
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>>169146794
It's full of dragon dildos, isn't it?
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>>169146794
G-guys
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>>169146794
If you're fucking with me I will murder your entire family
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>>169146794
What better way to find a line of code than to do a line?
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>>169147016
HOLY SHIT
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>>169147016
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>>169147016
L E A T H E R
E
A
T
H
E
R
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>>169145337
>168CA2D3331056939DBC6DB74C816AD8
FSTInfo Entries:43030
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>>169147016
U-Unbox-kun please unbox more~!
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>>169147016
woman's leather jacket
THAT NOT TICKET
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>>169147163
yes we already went through this. its not working. its the one i posted and tested a little bit after posting.
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>>169147016
HACK IT!
The tik must be somewhere on that leather...We have to track the cow/machine that produced it!
>>
im going to miss this much activity
>>
I've got two .tiks to paradise,
Won't you turn on your Wii U, we'll play tonight,
I've got two .tiks to paradise,
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>>169141641
>>169141282
>>169142383
That's hilarious.
>>169142383
Are there even canadian versions of Wii U games? Its just american versions for this side of the world as far as I know.
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>>368307472
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>>169147016
Cool shit, you did play this game on the wii right guys?
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>>169147016
>>
I wonder how long it will take for switch hacks to begin. Are we screwed without a internet browser right?
>>
official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo3u04vY1E5 hours to go
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>>169147406
Leak both of them.
Leak paradise, too.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE NEED TO SEE HOW WELL MODELED LINKS NIPPLES ARE!
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>>169147441
What star wars character is that?
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>>169147441
It was ok
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>>169147441
BRUH U GOT THE JACKET
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Just 5 more hours guys !
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>>169147552
Young Sheev
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>>169147441
NO MORE HEROES 2 LEAK
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>>169146710
But then I'd have to get a DS virtual console game, the way I proposed should be alright right?
If I have to I... I can still change.. (for you)
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>>169147748
You can't change, Anon...
You can't be different.
You will always be Anon.
If you are not Anon, you are not.
You won't change.
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>>169147748
It's fine. Don't listen to the buyfags
Wasting money on the Wii U itself was enough.
Rednand + 64GB SD card = 46GB of "internal storage" with 32GB for normal storage left over
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>>169147441
Wow, good taste. Fuck you tho
>>
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CANADIAN GUY WITH THE SISTER WORKING AT GAMESTOP??
I DEMAND ANSWERS
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>>169147441
DUMP IT ANON
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>It isn't going to leak because the Wii U version was under-produced and hard to find.
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It might be time for a hunger strike.
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>>169147649
Does the young version have good force powers though?
>>
Is there even any confirmation that Nintendo has sent out Wii U versions to be reviewed?
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What if they made like only 10 copies for wiiu version so that it forces everyone to buy the switch
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I was wondering, is it possible that Zelda BOTW on Wii U could have a mandatory update?
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>>169148046
Nope
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>>169148046
Only Switch versions.
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>>169148050
literally happened with Twilight Princess
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>>169147967
>don't make or ship many Wii U copies
>only let 3 people on earth preorder the Switch
This kills the Nintendo for sure
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>>169148050
They probably did that but on a higher scale.
It's what everybody does around these videorgarms parts.
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>>169148078
It has a confirmed 3 GB mandatory Update
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>>169147935
Why doesn't that guy just get a HDD?
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>>169148078
Wouldn't it be easy to circumvent or even remove from the ISO?
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>>169147441
TRAVIS IS KILL OR BE KILLED
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>>169148078
It's literally the last Wii U game, there's no reason for it unless Nintendo wants that final "fuck you" against pirates.
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>>169148050
You can always buy from the eshop though?
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>>169148206
no it isn't
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>>169148046
Leakerkun must have had the game data of some kind because he datamined it
It could happen again
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>>169148269
For how bad they fucked SuMoo when they came out I'm sure they'll want that final fuck you.
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>>169148297
It isn't confirmed as "Mandatory", but c'mon, it's Nintendo.
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>>169148213
We just discussed how people have like 200 GB free after putting all the worth Wii U games on it and wasting space.
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>>169148379
nothing is confirmed at all
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>>169148379
What he likely meant is that it's not an update, its an installation to speed up load times.
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>>169148476
That's so deep.
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>>169147430
Its just one version for NA, the Canadian cases just have shitty French trash all over them along with the proper English text.
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>>169148349
Assuming he didn't have it, how else would he have gotten the icons? There's probably some other ways to get them. Keep in mind he also posted the SFX for the Guardians and the boot screen image.
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man i just want the titlekey to leak. im having fun trying to get it myself, but its just getting boring LOL.
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>>169148513
If it's supposedly 13 Gb according to nintendo, I'd guess they wouldn't place de 3 gb of installation inside the fucking disk.
Inside the eshop download, maybe, but not inside the disk.
>>
Do you want to see something cool /hbg/?
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>>169148624
>There's probably some other ways to get them.
I really don't think so. Unless he had a Switch review copy and compiled all those images somehow just to fuck with us, I can't imagine how it could have been fake or how else he would get them without having a copy of the Wii U game or at least part of it (the demo, for instance)
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>>169147935
>Rednand + 64GB SD card = 46GB of "internal storage" with 32GB for normal storage left over
Wait, what?
>>
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>>169148759
don't start
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>>169148759
Sure
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>>169148759
I wanna see the strongman
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>>169148759
Sure. I like cool things.
>>
I'm certain reviewers do not have wiiu version of game. Nintendo wants people to forget that it's even on wiiu
>>
Hello Everyone,
This is Chris Guinn.
I work for Nintendo Of America's Legal Team.
I
'm here to inform all of you that we successfully tracked all of you who used are server files without permission.
You will receive a court summons with the next 42-72 hours. Failure to show up will result in penalization.
Thank You and have a Good Night
Chris Guinn
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>>169148759
Is it cool though?
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>>169148759
You don't have the leaker's trip, you can't sit at the cool kid's table.
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>>169148759
Not really, but sure, go on.
Please tell me you're Hackerman?
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>>169148794
>>169148803
>>169148820
>>169148830
>>169148871
>>169148927
>>169148941
>>169148952
h-here I go.
(oh god please work)
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>>169148759
I download a 40 gb game to make time for botw and you do this? m8 fuk off
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>>169148918
Try to catch me on my shithole country, asshole
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>>169148665
Its an install in the same way that PS4 games install to your HDD. Why would it not be on the disc?
Nintendo isn't retarded enough to have a mandatory download without saying anything about it because then poorfags with no internet would be out $65+ because it wasn't mentioned anywhere.
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>>169148759
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why are you falling for the yellow mans lies /hbg/
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>>169148918
Good to know you have the free time to track so many people, of which over 75% are using VPNs and/or tor.
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>>169148997
Failure as a human.
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>>169148997
Eh, not that cool.
>>
>>169148918
Are you an intern or something? Your grammar and spelling are shit.
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>>169148997
Eh, you're just not doing it for me anon.
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>>169148997
Dissapointed.jpg
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>>169148759
What could go wrong right?
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>>169148997
Is 8 the first part of the key?
>>
>>169135715
>tfw opus
feelsbadman
>>
*Waits For People To Realize I'm A Phony*
>>
how about that new thread huh?
>>
>>169148918
good luck Chris since NoA didn't have shit to download to begin with faggot
>>
>>169148997
Sorry pal, no cool kids' table for you. You'll just have to eat your lunch in the bathroom.
>>
>>169149225
how about you killing yourself?
>>
>>169149201
The key is composed completely of multiples of 8, and letters that look like 8. Time to get cracking!
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>>169148997
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>>169149225
What's the point? It's just going to be a gajillion posts of "OH SHIT" instead of any actual leaks.
/hbg/ used to be cool.
>>
If someone gives us the key then we will be able to see the game before its officially released. So, someone post the key, we apply it to the encrypted files, baddaboom baddabing
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>>169149514
HOLY SHIT
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>>169149101
>>169149119
>>169149137
>>169149150
>>169149201
>>169149265
>>169149303
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>>169149514
>.
What did he mean by this?
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>>169149505
someone's salty :c
>>
Has anyone used the brazilian method to download smash DLC with a physical copy before? The game loads and shows the 'has joined the battle' screen for all of them, then says there's a problem with the device.
>>
excuse me for being a newfag but why are people saying /hbg/ when this thread is clearly in /vg/ and /hbg/ doesnt exist
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>>169149648
g = general
vg = video game general(s)
hbg = homebrew general
>>
14742067ffd24d1247d21a8cc254ff23
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>>169149645
You need sigpatches for using DLC afaik, use Mocha, that's what i did.
>>
>>169149505
Shut the fuck up cunt.
we are still cool as fuck
we are the coolest motherfuckers in /vg/
I didn't spent months of my life making this general the coolest one in this board just to have some faggot to tell me we aren't the OG's
WE RUN THIS SHIT
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>>169149631
I'm too exhausted to be salty anymore. I just legitimately don't see the point.
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>>169149648
(h)ome(b)rew(g)eneral
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>>169149648
NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>
>>169149648
Each general has its name in between slashes so you'll be able to look for it when you take your daily journey to hell.
For instance I like a shitty waste of time and money called Yugioh, and that general goes by /dng/ despite it being in /vg/.
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>>169149753
I ran the Mocha .elf before installing it, and before launching the game.
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>>169149736
So when they say this its just a community made term for this series of threads in particular, inside /vg/?
>>
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>>169149782
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>>169149737
legit falling asleep, if this is the one i dont even care anymore
>>
>>169149648
>>169149736
>>169149816
Nice to see you guys have still manner-
>>169149841
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>>169149883
yeah, it's essentially a sub-board since the thread topic is consistent (at least, it tries to be) and is remade constantly
>>
>>169149883
generals used to be on /v/ before /vg/ existed
>>
Dump tickets directly from the browser by going to http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/ on a 5.5.1 Wii U with an SD card inserted
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>>169149883
look at the very first part of the very first post at the top
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>>169149736
>>169149816
STOP SPOONFEEDING FOR A SECOND HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169149863
Well, that's fucking weird then, because i did just that and mine works.
Try downloading it from somewhere else and/or installing again? Don't forget to open mocha before opening smash,
>>
Shout out to the niggas still tryna get help with finding out what lil files they misplaced in the wrong folder amidst this shit storm.
>>
>>169149782
REAL /hbg/ HOURS
LURKERS WILL COME AND GO FOR LEAKS AND HELP
BUT US OGS WILL ALWAYS BE HERE
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>>169149947
Thanks!
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>>169149980
I don't give a fuck
>>
Check This Fag Out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sMmJRfPgE
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>>169149909
It isn't, relax, drink a hot cup of milk/tea/milk tea and sleep to the sound of millions of impatient young adults raging on the internet because they can't have their videogames for free before it's release.
>>
>>169150078
Yeah, we know you are a virgin.
>>
another day wasted waiting
thanks /hbg/
>>
"Wait's For Ticket File..."
>>
We cant rely on others for the key we need to do this shit for ourselfs
>>
So...
How do we get our hands on a copy of BOTW?
>>
fucking exhausted being here all day, time to go get some quality fast food. tbell, wendys or bk, what should I get
>>
Okay I don't get this. The shitposting was minimal, and then before I went to bed yesterday, and it had kind of ramped up
AND NOW IT'S THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
GO AWAY
>>
>>169150212
Time spent with friends is not time wasted
>>
>>169150131
To be fair, I just want to buy it on Switch (but I don't want to buy a Switch yet, fuck early adopting).
>>
>>169150295
Check mom&pop retail stores for one that might have put it up early
Buy it if you find it
Dump it for everyone
>>
It isn't happening today, go to sleep, it's healthy.
Or jump a window, that's cool too, as long as it isn't too high.
Or enter some sort of self-induced controllable coma until march 3rd when you will have ALL the zulders.
>>
>>169150295
Get someone who works at gamestop to install tik2sd lol
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>>169150308
Wendy's
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>>169150315
Neogaf and Reddit are here, /hbg/ can't help but spoonfeed them too.
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>>169150404
who the fuck made this
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>>169150359
only if they have the EUR version
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>>169150404
Wow, holy shit, dump THAT!
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>>169150404
This shit is why we can't get the title key jfc
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>>169150404
why
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>>169150447
or have them dump the whole game XD
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>>169150308
Taco Taco Taco Bell
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>>169150308
Wendys...
But Taco Bell for dirt cheap fulfilling food man
Gotta try that naked chicken chalupa
I work there and I recommend it lmao
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>>169150404
Holy shit that filename is the tik!
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>>169150308
Get 3 loaded potato grillers w/extra bacon and 2 chipotle chicken grillers from taco bell
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>>169150528
naked chicken chalupa... plz tell me more
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>>169150443
me
>>169150481
i can take some dump in your lap if you want
maybe you're mouth
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if only there was a way to play w/o a tik file :(
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>>169150620
Imagine a chalupa shell
except the shell is chicken and it's fried.
It's fucking amazing.
It's hella good and people add beef and shit to it all the time
Also get something from the dollar menu too !
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>>169150620
it's disgusting. Get 3 loaded potato grillers w/extra bacon and 2 chipotle chicken grillers from taco bell
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>>169150404
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>>169150625
are you the guy who also made the star fox one?
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Alright, here's the real quest for you.
If you live in europe (if you don't, your quest is to weep gently), go to the closest videogame store, and/or the closest one where you actually have privilege of some kind, and demand breath of the wild, "just to see it".
Now, you have two options. I know this is difficult anon, keep up with me.
A. Run as fast as you possibly can, then apologize after dumping and say you have poor mental health (it's the truth, accept it)
B. Pull out from your handy backpack your generator, your Wii U and your Wi-Fi Router, and DUMP THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.
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why do we always go into the 1000 posts and page 10 while other generals make their new threads as soon as they hit 750 posts
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>>169150709
>t
Although I recommended the naked chicken chalupa
This guy knows what's up
also I got shipping notice for my Zelda.
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>>169150706
>>169150709
alright im gonna try me one of the chalupas a potato griller w/ extra pound of bacon and a griller
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>>169150869
you won't regret it my dude, those grillers are amazing
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>>169150818
Because the mods have given up
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>>169150794
what if I live in the UK
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>>169150818
because we know how 4chan works
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>>169150818
/hbg/ probably has better sense than many other generals, as hard as it is to believe at this moment.
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>>169150940
UK is asia
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>>169150308
2 carl's jr 4 for $4
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>>169150940
You're fucked beyond belief.
Maybe try jumping on the sea, try getting to Portugal or France or something.
I'm not good at Geography.
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>>169150869
CALORIE THIEVING
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I don't get why leakfag won't just dump it
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>>169151018
He said quality
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>>169150869
best choice man.
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>>169151097
you said it. he's a fag
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>>169151097
THERE ARE NO LEAKFAGS
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>>169151097
leaker nintendo chill making hype
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>>169151106
carl's jr 4 for $4 is some good shit my man
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>>169151097
Gonna give you a hint:
It's because of half of his name, and it isn't the "leak" part.
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>>169151097
D-did you just give us the .tik with the file name?
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>>169151097
Theres a reason hes called leakFAG and not leaker
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>>169151195
you are probably right
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OK GUYS HERE'S THE PLAN :
- Find A Friend Who Works At A Game Store
- Have Your Friend Sell You The Copy
- Dump The Game
- Return It :)
from what ive heard, gamestop opens new games and sells them for used anyway so, try there
GOOD LUCK :D
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>>169151097
He may beat the game and then leak it, like the Pokemon SM leaker did.
He trolled the entirety of /vp/ saying he didn't have the means to dump it, and instead just dumped pictures and shit from the game, and then he beat the game and said it was all a joke and that he had it dumped on his hard drive since the start but wanted the attention of leaking the entire game himself first, so by that point he uploaded the .cia.
But why am I even explaining this, everyone on /hbg/ was around for that.
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>>169151168
at least fags on /co/ leak shit properly
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>>169151345
im from reddit
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>>169151389
who gives a shit about leaks of comics and cartoons.
who the fuck buys any of those
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>>169151345
What if it's the same person all along?
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>>169151097
He's probably lives in bumfuck nowhere with shit internet, that's why he's "not uploading 11gb".
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>>169151232
someone test pls im foaming at the mouth at this point
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>>169151345
What if it's the same person?
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>>169151472
We just need the tik though....
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>>169151345
>That massive Pokemon SM banwave
>That glorious feel when you didn't go online because you wanted to finish the story mode without online mons.
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>>169151460
>no one gives a shit
>/co/, /aco/, and /trash/ don't exist
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>>169151634
>tfw it's been months and I still haven't gotten around to unbanning myselfThis is costing me 30 My Nintendo coins every week, fuck
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are people still bruteforcing the key
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t
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OK GUYS HERE'S THE PLAN :
- Find A Friend Who Works At A Game Store
- Have Your Friend Sell You The Copy
- Dump The Game
- Return It :)
from what ive heard, gamestop opens new games and sells them for used anyway so, try there
GOOD LUCK :D
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Im playing through color splash and refreshing the thread every time I beat a level to see if the tik leaked. Im more than half way through the game now. Also this game isnt bad at all it's nowhere near the other games tiers but its really fun and the dialogue is 10/10
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>>169151949
>4chan
>friend
lost there buddy
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s
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>>169151984
>Not playing The Thousand Year Door
>10/10 Color Fag
Nice try bucko
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>>169151345
>But why am I even explaining this, everyone on /hbg/ was around for that.
I left this general the moment pokespergs flooded in.
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>>169151984
>dialogue is 10/10
no way fag, that humor is pushing it with its irony
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everyone here is a cuck
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>>169151984
>playing Color Trash
>enjoying Color Trash
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OK GUYS HERE'S THE PLAN :
- Kill the employees at a GameStop
- Grab Wii U, BotW, and Switch
- Dump The Game
- ??? :)
GOOD LUCK :D
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>>169151949
There's a mom and pop in my area that breaks street date, but they often don't get Nintendo games in until day of release. Pretty much every other company sends them games at least a few days early.
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>>169152070
Did a playthrough of TTYD not even a month ago. Wanted to make use of this newly hacked WiiU.
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CNN is FAKE NEWS
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we will NOT get the game until march 3rd
5 confirms
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