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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
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WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGA
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I just started Online, I've played single player a lot.
is everybody a fucking loser? I'm circling my gay ass plane for 10 minutes avoiding jet fire while a helicopter tries to take out 7 jets. then as I get the goahead to land, ground team dies. no points, no money, just a waste of goddamn time. at least when I lose a race I get 1K
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Okay, just to clarify, after March 6th you'll still be able to transfer your character from PS4/Xbone to PC, right? Because if I'm reading this right it seems they're only shutting down transfers for last gen while current gen will be left untouched.
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>>169055485
99% of the player base is retarded
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>>169056529
Yes
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>>169053531
Why is the comet such a piece of trash?
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>>169055485
The best piece of advice you'll ever get is to not play GTA Online. It is a colossal waste of time via loading screens, pointless grinding, and cookie cutter missions.
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>>169058618
>paid up to convert the comet into the retro custom
>spent a ton of money customizing it
>drive it out of benny's
>slipping and sliding all over the place
>not even that fast
sold that shit almost immediately. its a shame because it looked cool but it was just so bad for how much it cost me
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>There are faggots who haven't completed the singleplayer even though they've had three fucking years to do it
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>>169050164
>>169050652
>>169050967

Fuck you faggots just post pics

>B-b-but image posting is off line

Imgur it for me then you filthy humans
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>ceo vehicles, spawn my buzzard to get back to my base quickly, my car's fucked up and on it's last legs
>it spawns on the overpass a block away from me
>truck horns honking
>horrible crashing noise
>the buzzard tumbles over the edge, crashes into the ground, explodes
>you must wait 10 more minutes
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>>169065328
snapchat me that boipussy first
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testing, why is 4chan shitting itself?
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The GTA subreddits are so full of corporate dick-sucking shills it's not even funny.

http://i.imgur.com/wBPV9yj.jpg
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Tell me the secrets on how to play with your friends in GTA online.
The menus and social club are horrific to work.
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>>169067213
I mean, he's half right.

I appreciate that the in game economy isn't just flooded with all the best shit. It actually takes a lot to get the money together for the expensive shit. Makes it feel actually expensive.

And relatedly, I appreciate that, if shark cards are going to be in the game, that they're as expensive as they are. I mean, I've never bought one, but I probably would have if they were cheaper, and I think that's the case for a lot of people. I think a lot more people would buy shark cards if they were either cheaper, or had better in game value.
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So are all the guys saying "Rockstar banned me for no reason!" just lying, or is this a real thing? Normally I'd be doubtful but the amount of them I've seen lately has caused me to worry. I don't want to be banned for no reason. In fact I wouldn't like that one bit.
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>>169069171
You honestly think 3.5 million people were all hackers?
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>>169069171
We've had some mentally ill people in the crew get banned and then say "dindu nuffin". So, I mean, really.
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Finally tried the import export thing, pretty gud to earn almost 1,500k with it. The new office garage and the Warstock vehicles are horribly expensive though. Is Rockstar expecting us to buy 10 shark cards per month ? Why not going for monthly subscription then?
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Speaking of getting banned, I keep getting conflicting answers on whether or not I'll get banned for receiving money from hackers. I've been avoiding it as much as I can just out of caution, but can anyone give me a decent answer?
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>>169070053
Depends on the amount you received or got dropped on you.
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>>169064619
>400 hours and i have only just started trevor's dock heist setups

If they wanted me to play the campaign, they wouldn't have made the THREE main characters so unlikable.
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>>169070053
I got 5 million 3 years ago and didn't get banned.
I got 2 million just a few weeks ago and didn't get banned.

I didn't bank that money.

I've avoided talking about the money drops in chat though. Just in case R* reads chat logs.
I never requested the money or said anything incriminating.
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>>169070827
So is not banking it and shutting up just the key?
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>>169070886
Might also be because 5+2 million is very little money to warrant a character wipe.
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>>169070980
Ok, well what's enough? 10-20+? I just don't really feel like getting banned for this
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>want to keep car clean
>need to shoot while driving
>no option to roll down window
>character smashes the window instead
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>>169071102
I don't know. I'm only guessing.
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>>169071134
just use melee to roll down window.
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>>169071201
Alright, thanks anyway
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>>169071317
Then it won't roll back up, so you're now going 240 KM/H on the highway with the windows open like a retard.

I mean, it's the same scenario with a broken window nonetheless, but they should've given us the option to roll down the windows since the game released. They won't add it now anyway, so all we can do is complain.
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>>169070827
How can Rockstar read chat logs if they auto-erase after 4 or 5 posts? You can't scroll up and see previous logs like in other games, so I doubt they can.

Hell, there are people who admitted in public chat to being modders and being reported hundreds of times since hackers first infested the game, and he's still continuing his antics to this day.
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Asking again for a PC crew invite, SC is Z4rif.
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>>169072332
yeah man theres no more space for new people sorry i dont know what happened its not letting me inviting you
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>>169069171
I lied to see of it would work, I assume most others are doing the same.
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>>169071134
Use fist to roll down window
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>>169072127
t. never heard of pageup
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>>169071134
we are 200% savage in this game
no need for turn signals and rolling windows
especially when npcs drive like crazy and never use turn signals when they switch lanes in front of you
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Took me so long to find this fucker.
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>>169073224
it's not letting you because you're autisctic
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>vehicle warehouse at davis
>any car sourcing mission that's along the train track allows me to just drive on the magical highway of no NPC pursuers for $0 damages and I get pretty damn close to my warehouse

Why haven't you moved your vehicle warehouse to the hood yet?
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xth for r2k
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i miss pat desu
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>try out rocket voltic
>shitty gimmick
>try out ruiner 2000
>it feels like a shitty tryhards car with 2000 gimmicks
>use a hakuchou to do a thousand spins off of a fence or something
>enjoy myself
hmmm
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WHY DO MY SETTINGS KEEP RESETTING?
WHY DO I NEED TO REAGREE TO THE UELA?
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>>169074665
>Leaving millions of dollars worth of cars around blacks/mexicans.
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>start criminal mastermind with randoms that seem to be decent
>do all the work so they dont die
>at the second heist i found out they are all hacking

they sounded like they were mentally retarded too like really really stupid. Is that the kind of people that hack on online video games?
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>>169080739
pretty much
only skiddies, who have their hands up their asses, would use hacks and mods so they can keep up with decent and good players
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still b e s t
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>>169078629
We have an understanding.
They don't steal my cars and I don't bombard their shitty hoods with my fighter jet.
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>>169070886
correct, rockstar is unable to see money your characters are holding. they can only see money stored in your bank account
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>>169081394
That's completely not true. Have you ever even looked at someone's social club page?

If it was invisible to rockstar, that would mean you'd lose all of the cash you were holding every time you log off.
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JUST
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>any hackers? i need money pls
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GTASeriesVideos is a fantastic GTA-based channel, maybe even the best one of them all, but they have the most cancerous comment sections I've ever seen in my entire life.

Some of them hate how they're visiting the old based GTAs like Vice City, giving out fresh guidelines and tips on finishing missions/side-quests like the Dirt Ring and Vigilante and all that jazz, and want them to milk the fuck out of Online despite how dry it is right now. They've done EVERYTHING they can do with GTA V and Online, you fucking autists, they've played for 3 times on 3 different platforms for your sorry ass.

Even Broughy's autistic Twitch fanbase is less retarded than the shitheads in GTASeries' comment section.
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>>169081394
>being this naive
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>>169074182
Such a shame you made it look like shit
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Is cumsalads going to be around today? I need muh locked content
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>>169085546
I think you may be in the wrong thread friend
>>168877517
Here you go
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>>169078301
try restarting the game before you change anything
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>>169085546
>2017
>Still playing Pay2Day
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>>169077000
>not using the rocket voltic to zoom through the sky

Your loss
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>>169084429
I was considering going back to III and Vice City to finally 100% them cause of their guides. Hell, they only make videos about GTA Online stuff when there's actual new content or missions.
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>when a tree branch decides to high-five you into the ground
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>>169089720
Good job Equinox.
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Nearly got my million up for an office but I get intrusive thoughts about a Zentorno...

I kinda like browsing the internet while the CEO does all the work.
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>>169089720
>Off-roading on a motorcycle.
>Pass through a bunch of bushes okay.
>Go into another.
>Second set "happens" to have an indestructible tree branch in it.
>The second my front wheel makes contact with it all of my bikes forward momentum is transferred into me as I rocket off at 2x the speed I was going.
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Last night I learned that free chrome Sport wheels are probably the most soul-crushing thing in the game to unlock.
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>tfw your friend somehow dies 5 times during the heist so you have to carry him on your back the entire way through
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>>169091376
I've had worse.
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>>169077000
I legitimately had more fun driving a 130K car (Rapid GT) than a 2.2M car (T20).

This doesn't apply to everything of course, but there are hundreds of good examples of some items bringing you more joy just because of their simplicity and not clutching on a gimmick entirely.

Former can apply to the Bati or Hakucho letting you do stunts off of everything just by calculated wheelies, the latter applies to the Rocket Voltic relying on a rocket to launch you off ramps.
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>>169091376
Please, chrome Muscle rims are an even bigger pain in the ass, makes me glad I glitched myself a shit ton of money just to avoid that grindfest.
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Convince me not to save up my vehicle cargo money to buy a cargobob to just airlift everything everywhere

My warehouse is the LSIA one, and it's awful
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>>169094136
literally asking for people to fuck with you

unless you have another player escorting you in a buzzard or something, you're a sitting duck
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>>169094136
It helped me avoid shitty NPCs driving like autistic chimps and terminators in those god-awful Sultans and 900Rs, but if there is ever a jet shitter in the session or any autistic low level players beneath you with homo launchers, then you're shit out of luck unless if someone with a Buzzard or Hydra is protecting your ass.

tl;dr:-

Low Population/Empty Session: Good Investment.

Heavily Populated: Bad Investment.
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>>169094136
With the detech bug, you run a bigger risk of doing a lot of damage to your vehicle cargo or even blowing it up. Just keep that in mind.
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>>169094703
>>169095374
Normally playing in low or empty sessions anyways

>>169096190
What detach bug do you speak of?
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>>169069171
Most of the people that got banned either used a Menu or benefited from a person with one
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>>169070886
>>169070827
Banking doesn't make a difference
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>>169075019
>lock ons
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>>169097454
yes it does

>>169081394
>>169070827
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>>169075904
https://youtu.be/o3go6jQCjFk
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>>169097936
You're retarded
>>169082063
Not only that, but I've had about 50m dropped on me from various Skids and I've banked it every time
Guess what? No ban
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>>169098051
did you record when he spergs out and gets really loud?
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>>169097202
It rarely happens, but it's still annoying. It's when the car you're hooked onto just unhooks for no reason whatsoever.

It happened to me twice when enemies spawned and my framerate decided to freeze for a millisecond, that caused a "desync" and made my ETR1 and Omnis unhook and take 10-20K in damage.

Out of the two months I've owned this office, it only happened twice, so it won't matter much.
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>>169097202
Sometimes during import/export missions the latched car will unlock itself for no reason. Never really a problem before until the Import/Export update.
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So, I've been asked to write a post about why I should be let back into the crew.

First off, I would like to apologize for anyone I have upset through the act of crewkilling, in particular, -Nessi. My actions were wrong, and I only realise now after having some time to think how those actions affected other people's gameplay. While other's just wanted to play the game, I thought at the time it'd be funny to try and obstruct that, for my own twisted entertainment. When you're in a guild, clan, crew, group, whatever you want to call it, with others, you don't expect people to stab you in the back.

In this case, I've done exactly that, and while I can't reverse those actions, I can say that I'm sorry for them. From here onwards, I can guarantee that sort of behaviour is behind me, and with that, I leave behind any negativity surrounding the incidents, and look at this as a clean slate.
I also acknowledge that if such behaviour arises in the future, or any complaints that fabricate regarding me (with proof, obviously) that I'm out of the crew for good, period.
Once again, I'd like to reiterate, if I've upset you in the past, for whatever reason, be it rudeness or crewkilling, I'm sorry.

I realise this may seem ridiculous for a videogame, but I feel it needed to be said. I'm putting it behind me with this post, and I'm hoping the rest of the crew can too. Big positive vibes, senpai.

SC: LubbyChudder
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>>169100791
Blacklisted.
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>>169100791
>apologizing about purging the crew of a 4'10 manlet

Don't let him back in.
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>>169100791
Nobody needs to apologize for killing that faggot
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>>169100791
Dude, you fell for it. They managed to squeeze an apology out of you and now they won't let you back in just to hurt your pride even further.

Yes, they are willing to reach that level of faggotry, but now it can't be helped. You should've murdered them some more.
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>>169100791
or we can just hunt you down
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Why are Rockstar such autists when it comes to coloring or customizing their cars?

God, they even applied pearlescent, just look at the dark blue accenting.
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>>169100791
You'll never be this guy.
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>>169100791
>Killing Nessi
>"hey I like this gu-"

>Apologizing for it
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dedest thred
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leopard print jeans best waifu pants

rolled sleeve tshirt best waifu shirt
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>>169106825
Not as dead as the game, all people want to do is kill each other with explosives.
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>>169100791
killing nessi is a moral imperative
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>>169055485

Free aim lobbys bro. Far less shitters in them
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>>169100791
Find a different crew on PC that isn't full of dudes pretending to be girls. Unless you like that sort of thing.
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>>169077000

When I like to relax I go nuts in the phantom wedge. Though not nearly as "fun" as the ramp buggy it feels more brutal and if used properly doesn't smoke out after 3 minutes

I picked up a hitchiker and we rode around for a good 15 minutes. Even let the little fucker drive it
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>>169100791
This is the gayest thing I have seen in these threads so far and I have seen a shitton of dudes pretending to be girls.
Please tell me you aren a retard and the gtag crew isn't faggy enough to actually ask people to make a fucking written apology.
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>>169100791

I think you've been had there me ole' mucker
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>>169077000
There's a dirt mound near the MC club in the center of the map that's great for backflips. Works only with short wheelbase bikes but those are cheap.
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>>169070053
>got over 40mil from hackers (early January)
>banked all of it even when they told me not to
>stopped playing until today
>come online 5 minutes ago
>"you have been awarded 200,000"
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>>169100791
I think you were just rused very hard my friend.
But look at the bright side at least you got 13 brand new (You)'s at the time of my reply
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I bought my office and I either wasn't paying enough attention or it glitched and I ended up with the male assistant. Didn't prompt me about naming it or anything. Am I fucked?
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>>169100791
you never fold pussy you show no mercy you stand by your actions who even knows if theyre going to let you back in now
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>>169100936
>>169101210
>>169101629
>>169101691
>>169101850
>>169102727
>>169102926
>>169108018
>>169110743
>>169111363
>>169111563
>>169112314
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/136586048/#13662872

its a copy pasta
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>>169112581

You can rename it anytime you like

Tell me what he's like. Ive heard hes the master of sass
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>>169112581
try changing your assistant via renovation.
otherwise, enjoy your new high energy (gay) lifestyle
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>>169114193
The dude rang me up but then the girl was at the counter so IDK. I'm not paying 250k to rename that shit either.
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>>169114694
does the guy still call you?

also just pay the troll toll, $250k is only about a few hours' worth of vip missions
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>>169115497
i don't mind that webm but what does it have to do with gta
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>>169115970
why can't we just post entertaining stuff while we talk about about the entertainment? there's no harm anon
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There's nothing fun to do
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>>169116263
Why do we allow Australia to exist

Humanity banded together when it comes to taking down shit like AIDS, but Australia just gets to exist with its awful creatures. We need to rescue the people there and nuke that continent.
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>>169116880
>implying the aussies aren't venenous beasts that evolved to look like humans
Nuke them too.
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>>169117021
Maybe we should just destroy earth. We can't let this stuff escape to the rest of the galaxy.
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>>169116880
next gta will be in australia. the online component still won't have animals
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>>169117589
no fuck you i need to escape to another planet and fuck a qt space alien

with no other humans around she'll be unable to tell how beta i am and treat me like tyrone to her natives

inevitably i'll be lynched but i'll die in some of the most exotic pussy man has ever known
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>>169077000
>Wheelie a gargoyle directly into oncoming traffic
>Ramp off the cars for a fucking mile
>skip off the top of a billboard mid air and go straight up
>land perfectly on a roof
The gargoyle is the most underrated vehicle in the game
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>>169117753

>Play gta australia
>get bitten by snake
>die

Yea, no
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>>169117753
>big island
>big city
>rest is mountains and nothing

I think I've seen this somewhere before.
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>>169117753

>play gta austrailia
>hiding behind a wall from shitter in hydra 2.1 with frikkin lazers and tank armor
>see a tiny spider running along the wall in your direction
>mfw
Oh fuck off
>wasted
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>>169118482
>GTA Australia online
>Survival mode in wilderness
>4 players have to survive against waves of kangaroos and emus

>Survival mode in city
>4 players have to survive against waves of chavs with knifes and higly trained shitposters spamming your phone

>gangwars between humans and emus
>machete is actually a useful weapon
>every step you take could kill you due to spiders hiding under everything

10/10 would preorder
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>>169120036

>Implying your character wont be an ozzy and loose the emu war
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>>169117753
GTA's exaggerated picture of America honestly isn't that far from actual Australia actually, except replace the shooting with more deadly nature.
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>>169115497
I have nothing so renaming the company is wayyyy down the priority list.
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>spend like 10 hours resupplying and waiting for cocaine to get full
>one beaner in a kuruma with a tripbomb can fuck all that work up in half a second

wow great game jewstar i sure am having FUN
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>>169120796
P A S S I V E I N C O M E
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>>169120796
>There are people who don't buy resupplys

Actual retards
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>>169121065
Ive already dumped 4 million into my fake money and coke business and i have yet to get that money back why would i dump more money in
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>>169121065
>buying resupplies
>buying
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>>169120796
Just sell that shitty warehouse and buy a vehicle warehouse.
It might give less money but it's faster and even if some shitter fucks everything up you are losing 20k max.
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>>169121264
>>169121378
Actual retards
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>>169121264
counterfeit documents actually LOSES you money in the long run you fucked up i'm so sorry
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>>169121592
not documents, money

also how does it lose you money?
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>>169097202
The hook will detach itself randomly on the cargobob. The bug has existed for ages but R* haven't patched it despite bringing in cargobob only missions where you have to carry cars across water
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>>169120451
>actual Australia actually
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After I helped the level 4 win his freeroam event he went on to attack some GTAGs doing a resupply. Never help randos
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>it's an "beat some dude race record to get his car instead of shooting him in the face and stealing it like you always do" episode
>it's an "use Cargobob to hook some car in the middle of the fucking sea while getting shot by NPCs with perfect aim only for the hook to fail and drop the car" episode
>it's an "go to the other side of the map to get a shitty low-class car episode" episode
>it's an "car you need to get is on the run so you are forced to snipe the driver and cause 2k damages" episode
Fuck you, Rockstar.
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>>169123654
> car episode" episode
-¡*car" episode
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>>169123654
>car you need to get is on the run so you are forced to snipe the driver and cause 2k damages
If you mean the kind where they're doing amateur racing, yeah you'll have to shoot the driver but no one will be chasing you so you should do a maximum of ~$500 damage to your car

If you mean the one where the cops and you chase the same guy you can get away with low repairs by sniping the driver from far away before he even starts moving (the window will sometimes not even get damaged because it wasn't rendered for you) and calling lester as soon as you clear out some cops and call lester

If you mean the ones that just drive around peacefully, just wait for them to get caught up in regular traffic and and pull them out. They'll stop for regular cars and red lights but not if you just park your car in front of them
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>>169123042
In that webm the NPC helis shot it out of your latch, still bullshit though.
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>>169122421
read the chart on biker businesses, it's the worst one
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>>169124482
Pretty sure that can't happen since I've been barraged with shots at other times and not dropped it. The glitch just happens, that "you bumped into something" effect shows up and the car gets dropped. In this webm I didn't even have any NPCs chasing me
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>>169122421
>You make fake money
>To sell to people for real money
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>>169122421
Documents is the worst, counterfeit money is second/third best since they nerfed meth resupply rates. It's also the only one where you lose money if you buy supplies. It was only (barely) worth having back when the infinite resupply glitch was a thing
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>>169120036
Don't forget the gangs of bogans and drop bears.
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>>169124770
>car falls from a considerable height and crashes against the ground
>1k bucks repair damage
>car bumps against a tiny ass street sign
>300 bucks repair damage
How does this shit even work?
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>>169125102
Mostly because I was in the car and turned it so it landed on its wheels. If the ground had been more even it would have taken 0 damage
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>>169124770
The NPCs can shoot the car off for some reason, I've had it happen to me too. When it does happen, that specific effect at 00:01 seconds into the webm that effect always appear. That alongside the insanely broken NPC traffic and hostile NPC cars shooting at you outside your warehouse before you can even delivery your cars makes it all too suspicious. Gotta milk all those possible Shark Cards sales before RDR2 hits.
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>>169123654
The time trial one isn't even hard though, it's just "drive to this location kind of quickly" which you're probably doing anyway, and 3-4 wakes of sultanshitters that can be dealt with on foot.
Same with the helicopters in cargobab missions, if you forget trying to outrun them and just park up and kill them it's basically a free car.
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>source a vehicle
>door is missing for no reason
>charged thousands for missing door
thanks rockstar
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>>169125489
It does happen randomly though, in that second webm nobody was shooting at me and I got the same effect
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>>169123654
>it's a "mamba with a bomb somewhere in vinewood" episode
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After this happened he started going passive before getting in
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>>169125970
I should have clarified that the bug does happen randomly in general, but like I said the NPCs in general do also have the bullshit ability to snipe the latch off your car, even from a moving car 500ft below you with a SMG. When I was picking up a car from near Chiliad, it was constantly getting dropped because I just tried to outrun the NPCs and they kept shooting me. In another mission when I took out all the NPCs first, everything was fine. Rockstar just doesn't want people making too much money.
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>>169125996
that's easy
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>>169127091
I still think it's the same glitch. It just happens more or less depending on the session. If you do it in a solo session it'll work most of the time but the more people and the laggier the host, the more likely you are to drop it. I've had two buzzards shooting at me from zancudo to LS without dropping it which is unlikely if they can shoot out the chain
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>>169127515
holy shit fuck this mission
i only do it if its the one where you obtain the cargobob in the noose building
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>>169127515
>not safely dropping the vehicle as soon as the helis show up
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>Start vehicle sourcing.
>"So this car's been taken out to sea"
>Find new session.
It's as easy as that.
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requested invite to pc_gtag

SC: AnimalFoundToast
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>>169127515
>all that damage in such a short time
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>>169128718
antifa-ggot
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>>169129663
>when you eat kaz out on her period
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>>169129954
Have you seen her pussy? I would eat that shit out even if it was infested with maggots
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>>169123654
>it's a "use Cargobob to hook some car in the middle of the fucking sea while getting shot by NPCs with perfect aim only for the hook to fail and drop the car" episode

>not just sniping the guys at the ship beforehand, dropping the car gently on the ground, using your buzzard to kill the incoming guys, then delivering a 0 damage car.
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>>169130664
>get the cargobob
>call off the cops
>snipe the guys guarding it
>swim out to the barges just to make sure everyone's dead
>pray to god and pour holy water on the car
>pick it up with the cargobob
>the random drop glitch happens almost instantly and it falls into the water before you get it back to shore
You just can't win
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>>169132269
you suck
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>>169129954
>her
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started doing ceo trash
warehouses?
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>"players 3 out of 4" for 15 minutes
>fourth guy is finally joining
>one of the other guys leave
>repeat ad infinitum
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>>169134996
>not doing missions exclusively with /gtag/

thats what you get fgt
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>>169136528
I only wanted to unlock Shotaro, you retard.
Am I gonna call 3 GTAG's to play 1 round of Deadline with me, cuntface?
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>>169136794
Did you know there's a deadline level that only requires two players?
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>>169134124
If you've got the money vehicle warehouse is the best choice, if not get the cheapest crate warehouse and just do that and VIP works until you've got enough for a vehicle warehouse.
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Guys, I got a huge problem that just popped up about a week ago. So I think I have put maybe 500 to 700 in GTA 5 both from 360 and now in PC. So I have played 202 hours in PC and all of a sudden I can't get good FPS anymore, and the world renders slow as fuck. I have looked for fixes and shit but can't help this problem. ANy ideas?
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Kazzi a slut
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>>169136794
Yeah you can call 3 gtags for just 1 round of deadline
GtaG loves helping a brother out
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>>169139825
have you tried turning your computer off, and then on again?
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Request for gtag PC
Sc: Noregretties
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>>169140750
Sorry
Blacklisted
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>>169141212
What?
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oy nerds, any fun sp mods yet?
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>>169141740
Don't call me a nerd feggit, I'll beat you up.
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>>169141538
You've been mean to GtaG before
so you're on the blacklist
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>>169142228
kek
You like cock boii? Want to erp? Bring that little sissy self of yours out of the closet.
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>>169142326
what about >>169128191
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>>169142326
I've never been on gtag
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>>169142865
I missed that guy
But he helped Noregretties destroy an 111 box cargo sale
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>when this song comes on
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k
>always hear distant jajajajajajajaja
>mfw
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>>169143256
>But he helped Noregretties destroy an 111 box cargo sale

m8 cargo sales weren't even in the game the last time i played it
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>>169077000
Ruiner is prety fun for dealing with shitters and escaping quickly after a kill only to get them again.

The Machine Guns aren't even that bad for players if you can hit.
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>>169143842
they aren't as lethal as the minigun on the buzzard or even the minigun that players carry and that's annoying
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>>169144040
I give you that, and it's also annyoing that it doesn't have unlimited rockets like the Buzzards, Savages or Hydra.

I don't even see the point, do they consider it overpowered if it had unlimited and would've been abused? Why they don't patch Aircrafts to limited in free roam?
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>>169144638
>I give you that, and it's also annyoing that it doesn't have unlimited rockets like the Buzzards, Savages or Hydra.

Just use the Ruiner 2000 given to you during Fully Loaded. That one is heavily buffed.
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>>169144638
>limit aircraft ammo in free roam
The salt would be apocalyptic, but I'd be fine with it.
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>>169143842
Everything about the ruiner shitty.
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>>169144876

>Shitters getting salty and quitting the game?
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Shitters and hydras with unlimited ammo are the only reason rockstar makes money anymore

>do vehicle cargo
>shitter blows up your entire shipment
>now you cant afford that thing you always wanted

25% off sharkcards goy
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>>169145812
buzzards > hydras desu
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*blocks your path*
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>>169146706
No Hablas Espanjol Senjor
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>>169146706
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>>169094136
>My warehouse is the LSIA one, and it's awful
Oh man, me too. I thought I was making a smart decision when I bought a garage that's relatively out the way.
>selling car, go down the alleyway to the left of where you spawn
>needlessly placed gate is almost always closed, have to blow a hole in the fence to avoid damage
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>>169143758
Keep lying.
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>>169118703
Tasmania could easily be a GTA map.
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>>169145812
>
>do vehicle cargo
>shitter blows up your entire shipment
>now you cant afford that thing you always wanted

tbqh it probably took you like thirty minutes at best to steal all that vehicle cargo, it's not a ton to recoup, neither is ~$320k
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>>169147779
>that webm

the fuck
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Why am I missing the option to send text messages?
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>>169148267
shorty is a old man that doesn't have a phone capable of receiving sms
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>>169148267
Because sending them is convoluted and I always forget how to do it too.
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>>169148267
So I'm not the only one. Sometimes I have to text confidential information to someone who isn't in my CEO group.

Halp
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>>169148267
no-one wants to hear your bitchass bullshit
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>>169074665
>can do the same thing with Elysianisnsissnian Island warehouse for alot cheaper and no roodypoos
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>>169097915
there is times you do, times you don't, this move would be next to impossible with lock on and with it, the hit rate should be around 90%

It's not everyone a godlike player with the skills of a newborn Rambo
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Hello where can I find the lobbies filled with circlejerking and mentally ill traps?
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>>169148378
FUCK. I've been found out.
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>>169151740
Probably on RP crews, we have a guy in our crew who i think even runs one.
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>It's a "don't kill my buddy, he's not in the crew but he's friendly" episode

Fuck this stupid shit
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>>169152485
don't kill my buddy, he's not in the crew but he's friendly
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>>169152485
>killing his buddy
The fuck is wrong with you?
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I watched La La Land the other day and thought it was garbage and I kept thinking I could do a better job on GTA V's director mode. Fortunately someone autistic enough in Korea already did the job for me and it looks cool. Give this nigga a thumbs up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZm3MhDiFDI
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>>169152485
If they keep to themselves what's the problem?
I thought the only reason the "no normies allowed" crew lobbies existed were just so crew members could get farming done in peace without randoms shitting everything up, if someone plays by those rules does it really matter if they're in the crew or not?
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>>169152485
I have normies joining my sessions, i can't help it.

Be nice, anon
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any carcucks want to help deliver cars and do ceo work?
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Will GTA VI have bowling?
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>>169071901

The only game to my knowledge that does this is Test Drive Unlimited 2.
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>kill people after heist
>one guy gets so mad he gets some people to come after me
>keeps killing ceo and me (granted i do manage to scrap some kills on their end somehow even a tank blown up with a grenade launcher)
>ceo eventually gets tired of that shit and brings in a plane and does bombing runs on them while i snipe

if shooting people after a heist means the mafia wants to hunt me down i am okay with this

didn't expect the ceo to nuke the area though
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>>169155574
I just started from scratch on GTA again. I'm down for anything at this point.

SC: Cygnus_X115
>>
i'm tired of loading screens. what are other games where i can bully people.
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>>169156313
cool, i'll add you
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>>169155784
What retarded minigames should rockstar put in gta6 for people to only play once?
>skeeball
>horse shoes
>hurdles
>marbles
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>>169156404
second life
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>>169157057
i hate furries tho
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>>169157274
so bully them
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>>169157298
>no game where you can bully furries by taking them to "summer" camps
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Post weapons.
No faggots allowed.
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>>169156919
>skeeball
>marbles
I would actually play these

But then I actually played the games in GTA IV so I guess I'm a nerd
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>>169160307
Rocket Voltic is best weapon.
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>>169160307
>combat MG
>carbine rifle
>AP Pistol
>combat pistol
>Sniper Rifle
>Advanced Sniper Rifle
>assault shotgun
>various explosives

I actually cannot remember the last time I used something else. I mean, sometimes I'll use the goosenberg or the bullpup rifle just because I like them and want to change things up, or use like, the flare gun or sawed off for a laugh, but in terms of actual practicality that's it. All other guns are useless junk cluttering up my weapon select wheel, and I wish I could sell them.
>>
Anyone tired of seeing the same 10 or so people every time they play?
>>
What does the general think of this sort of play-style?
https://webgram.co/scythe_valachi
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>>169169852
don't be upset just because others have figured out there are better games to play
>>
They should really make a few more comfy mini games.
Imagine...
A mini game where you help the assistant find true love or take her for yourself. Beer pong.


Or maybe submarine death matches. Man that would be great.
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>>169172284
Imagine being a faggot
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>rockstar is spamming my email now
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>>169174630
Does that guy on the picture represents looks of shark card buyers?
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>>169174630
last ditch effort if I could be honest.
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Not sure who has the power for cancer removal, but can this member be kicked from the crew? Non provoking kills from him and being a shitter in general.
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>>169175420
kill him back NERD
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>>169175420
neo-/gtag/
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>>169074182
Wat a Phoenix?

It was the furst car l got when starting out. Picked one up from the street and made it my own with Simeons first job.

Maybe thats why some people seem so cross seeing a lvl 5 drive one.


Btw is gtag actually a good crew?
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how do I send text messages?
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>>169176286
>Btw is gtag actually a good crew?

It's not too bad. Most people do freemode work (CEO and MC). You can also get them together for heists if you ask. In general, it elevates the gameplay to do stupid shit in freeroam (if not wagecucking) without the kos consistently.
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>>169176286
gtag have been really helpful and chill on PS4
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>>169156142
Join a CEO and do a job with him and +1. Leave org, after that CEO kills me. Probably thinks l was going to go after him now. I take revenge accidentally on +1 while CEO is gone.

Cant script this shit.

>I wanted to say sorry to the +1 ;_;
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>>169174947

they'll look like that in 30 years
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I had a bit of a deeper thought about Rockstar's weird decision of stopping transfer, and I think I figured out the reason behind it.

There are sales on digital and physical copies of GTA V and shark cards across all next-gen platforms. Some people think it's something normal for a company to do, but here's the deal on why it relates to the character transfer drop.

Back when Rockstar announced that they'll drop transfers from old-gen to current-gen, people assumed it will be some kind of lazy solution to deal with modded accounts instead of adding proper filters to ranks and banked money. They're kinda right, but it's also a way to rush the people who are still playing old gen to buy new copies of the game so they don't miss out on the newer updates exclusive to the Definitive Edition of GTA V's Online. Hell, this also applies to people currently playing on PS4/Xbone who didn't buy the PC copies yet, character transfer from current gen to PC is getting dropped as well for a very grubby reason.

Think about it. The 30% off sales? Jumping-the-shark and cutting off character transfer on ALL platforms? The exclusive offers made to old genners with $100K rewards if they transfer? Just connect the dots. Rockstar wanted to rush copy sales in the most extreme way imaginable, they wanted more players play GTAO on current gen so they can have higher sales of shark cards and copy sales for extra money. The character transfer drop was the trigger, the 30% off is the bait.

tl;dr Rockstar is practicing advanced marketing tactics in the most Jewish way possible by indirectly threatening to leave players behind if they don't buy one more copy of the game, and for extra incentive, they're discounting a game they already gained over $2.3 billion from just to get some extra shekels in their pockets in the shortest time frame possible.

How scummy is that?
>>
Is doing crates without a Buzzard practical?
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>>169179413
Buzzard always wins. However, sometimes you get nearby cargo spawns and you might aswell grab your personal vehicle.
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>>169179413
Use common sense, dude.

Without easy access to an agile attack aircraft, you're basically begging the game to make it as painfully slow for you as possible.

Do you really want to drive from your warehouse by Vinewood all the way to the port and back three times by car?

Of course you need the Buzzard, just get it now, it's never a bad investment.
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>>169179338
Rabbi Soros level of scummy.
but, what can you do?
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>>169179559
Took me ages just to get the office and now it seems pretty much useless until I get the Buzzard. Should have just got Buzzard first so I could at least have some fun with it while I save up for the office.
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>>169181132
Actually, ya know, fuck it. This is not fun at all. Peace y'all.
>>
>hacker drops money
>spend equivalent money already on my bank
>bank hackerbux
>mfw
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>>169181379
They'll remove your cheated money. lol
>>
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>169181132
>>169181364
>CEO Vehicles
>pay a small amount for the Buzzard
>play Headhunter
>use Buzzard to barrage the target cars with rockets
>get your money back with profit
>still can use the Buzzard to haul cargos
Wow, so easy.
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>>169181460
Will they remove the shit you bought with that cheated money?
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>>169181691
How is $1.75 million a small amount?

Before you have a Buzzard or a vehicle warehouse that much takes a long time to grind.

Say you do a CEO mission every 15 minutes? That's 100k an hour max. 18 fucking hours for a warehouse OR Buzzard. How is that a good investment of time? How is that enjoyable?

What do you do after that? Hydra and a Rhino and a Supercar for 6 hours each? Fill your garage with expensive shit you'll never drive because you're too busy grinding vehicles in your Buzzard?

I'm already sick of the vehicle and CEO missions from helping others with them. What are you doing that's so much funner than what I'm doing anon?
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>>169183706
CEO Vehicles' Buzzard is only $25k per calls.
Headhunter gives you around 20k-30k. That's enough to cover 1 Buzzard calls and you can still use the Buzzard indefinitely until it is destroyed. You don't even need to buy it if you don't have the money.
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>>169180908
Nothing besides witnessing my favorite company being infected with such a sickening desperation for shekels.

This is only the beginning, it'll look incredible tame as compared to GTA VI, which I'm sure will have an even weaker story and Rockstar will prioritize GTAO 2.0's development over it with an even easier system to farm more Jew Cards (tm).
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>>169183706
>Say you do a CEO mission every 15 minutes? That's 100k an hour max. 18 fucking hours for a warehouse OR Buzzard.

be honest, have you ever tried to grind vip work? it sounds like you haven't. the jobs can be stringed together if you set them up correctly (i.e. hostile takeover + headhunter + crate) and you can easily get ~$35k within ~8 minutes even without a buzzard (although they spawn all over the place so idk just look for one)
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>>169183706
I'll give you a neat little trick to get a free buzzard anytime you need one:

>drive to LISA
>check the helipads just past the entrance
>there's 3 helipads that almost always spawn 2 helicopters
>IS THERE A BUZZARD??
>if yes... ggwp
>if no, get in one of the choppers
>fly 1 lap around the airport (takes about 45 seconds)
>game respawns new choppers
>rinse & repeat until the buzzard pops up

That's what I did the entire time until I saved up my buzzard. It sounds like a PITA but really it only takes less than 5 mins and you get a free buzzard every time.
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No new updates this week.

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>>169156061
TDU 1 did that too.
;_;
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>>169183706
i forgot how to fun in this game
now its all about business
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>>169057129
>99% of the player base is retarded
I can say that this is correct, its jsut so easy to troll peopel on there that i dont even play the game anymore. i just log in to blow off steam by trolling for a while then go.
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>>169191049
You sound cringeworthy
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Tales from the Public Lobbies, Ep. 3:

>public lobby with 1 other gtag member
>notice gtagger is constantly trading kills with 1 other rando
>i want in on this
>hop in my car, head for the rando
>beep my horn for him to get in the car with me
>rando doesn't realize i'm in the same crew as the guy he's killing
>make 1 lap around the block and head straight for my fellow gtagger
>accelerate to full speed, then bail out of the car
>gtagger blows up the car and the rando along with it
>rando in chat: "WTF MAN?!?"
>gtagger sends me a text message, "kek thanks for the assist"
>rando goes passive while proceeding to spout nonsene in the chat
>mfw

Don't even remember who it was, but good times.
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>>169192371
>WTF MAN

they always say this. a random just started chasing me out of nowhere and shooting his machine gun from out of his car i blow him up with a quick sticky bomb and then he writes WTF in the chat. did he not expect me to react to him trying to kill me?
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>>169068206
>more people would buy shark cards if they were either cheaper, or had better in game value
yup, and that's how an online econ starts to go to shit. I think the earning and pricing is in a pretty good place, but only if you don't play alone. The difference in solo gains vs premade 4 gains is tremendous.
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>>169140362
Yes.
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>>169195212
This
>play solo in missions and stunts races, and in about an hour or two make 50k
>play with three other people doing various vip missions and delivery jobs and triple my income in the same amount of time as it would take doing solo jobs.
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>>169141538
It's just a meme.
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>>169194558
>rando chases my Roosevelt I just picked up for a sourcing
>keeps bumping into me with his armored kuruma but not shooting
>throw a sticky on him and detonate
>WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I WASN'T ATTACKING
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>>169195619
should become a ceo asap unless you're just starting out or playing for fun.

50k an hour solo can't afford anything. Can make ~200k/hour minimum solo, upwards of 600 with 4 if you're pure grinding.

I would also recommend sniping for heists, but people are so absolutely retarded sometimes it is more effective to work than to do the job.
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>>169139825
Mess with graphics settings until you figure it out.

Also, update your graphics driver if you haven't already.
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>>169196150
Yeah I just started on PC. Ive been playing on Xbone and 360 for the vast majority of the GTAO lifespan but I had to start fresh because character transfers among platforms isn't a thing anymore. (Atleast what I've heard. It gave me an error when I tried to. I thought it was just me)
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>>169195419
Ok, what you do now is that you look at the back of your computer
pull out the power plug
now put the power plug back in
and turn your pc back on
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Is there some process I gotta go through to get into the vg group for pc or is it instant?
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>>169196795
post your nudes in this thread and youll get in
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>>169196795
Just invited everyone who had followed the instruction in the OP post, if you're still not in you did something wrong
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>>169196774
Or you know, maybe his hardware is shit. He never specified what he's running with.
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>>169196975
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>>169196643
unlucky. I played on the 360, stopped for years. transfered to the pc after release, stopped for months, and just started back a week ago. Didn't know they canceled crossplat transfers
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>4th bugged crate sale in a row
What's the point of even having this shit bonus on sales if you cannot sell to begin with
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SC name CaptSalem
I want to join the PC group sof I can make that sweet dosh
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is it just me or is online now filled with nothing but beaners russians and chinks?
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>>169201052
Quit playing with nonwhites then.
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Hey, ive been gone for awhile (also got kicked from the crew apparently), whats the best Vehicle warehouse?
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>>169202032
I like the one in El burro, it's a bit tight getting around but that's balanced by being at the edge of the city so you avoid most shitters and have decent access to main roads.
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Now that's what I call a stealthy chemical weapon drop-off.
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All l have is a 6 car garage and 150k. Should l buy an office or a club once l got da bread for it?

Im more into the cars than bikes but the MC stuff seems more interesting with the weedfarms and thing. But like l said lm into cars so would the import export office stuff just be what to save for?
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>>169204250
Cheapest office + cheapest import/export warehouse. It's not even a competition.
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>>169204250
get an office for pure alpha but the missions are just drive to and fro

biker has tons more variety and you dont actually have to use bikes if you dont want to but you wont be able to call a buzzard to you instantly unless your a ceo bikers get bikes
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>>169204250
Bikers if you never want to make a profit lmao.
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Tfw cant roleplay as a pizza delivery boy
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>>169205264
Literally unplayable
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>>169205264
tfw cant order pizza or number 9 with extra dip
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Did gtag die? I got purged from the crew but i can see on my friends list no one is online anyway?

Did the aspie mods finally drive everyone away?
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>>169207316
Wondering about this too. I want to give GTAO another try but the whole reason I left was because of discord cancer last year.
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>>169208101
So stay away from it? The majority of the daily players aren't even in there and have fun nontheless.
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>>169205264
>pizza delivery business added to GTA Online
>it's pretty much the 'delivery' biker business mission, but with a faggio and pizzas
>you get a whole 5 seconds before the game informs every angry shitter within 10 miles that you're attempting to a make a tiny bit of cash
>get killed until you leave
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>>169208773
You mean those pizza delivery missions in Vice City? Those were hella fun.
>throwing pizzas wildly
>laugh as people get knocked over in the most dramatic fashion possible by flying pizzas
Good times
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>>169209262
Yeah, exactly like that, but with the GTA Online 'twist' of alerting every dickhead in the session that you may be trying to do something so they should come and stop you for no reward whatsoever
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>>169207316
>>169208101

Purge happened around Thanksgiving and got rid of most of the baggage that never plays anymore.

Also a holiday ban wave caught a ton of our most notorious GTAG celebrities, many of which abandoned the game or made alt accounts.

I've never once been on Discord so I find I enjoy the crew most when I isolate myself from that shithole.
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>>169210159
Did they get that dirty cheat Moa?
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>>169210159
I'm sure there's a select few in the crew who don't have fucking asperger's.
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>>169210637
IDK, must've been before my time. I don't recognize the name so maybe?

Check his SC profile. If his rank is set to 0 with 0 RP then he was banned.
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>>169210637
Moa is still going strong, just not playing rn
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If I upgrade to a PS4 Pro, could I still have my Online character on it? Or is my character stuck on the vanilla PS4?
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>>169211524
I think it will be tied to your PSN or SC account but I'm not sure.
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For general free mode on the ground shittery am I best off with Insurgent pickup or Armoured Boxville?
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>>169211524
Are you retarded?
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>>169211646
Technical you double nigger
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>>169211651

Maybe.
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>>169211646
>One you can summon every 5 mins through the Interaction Menu or by going to your vehicle warehouse
>The other you can only summon to pre-determined points around the map

You're choice
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>>169211758
Gunner is far too open for attack though???
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>>169211908
Thinking the Boxville as it's less common
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>>169212096
Oh yeah, and the Boxville can shunt people out of the way with it's wedge at the front
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>>169212197
Worth the extra cash then thanks
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>>169209925
It would be nice if it was made competitive instead.
>intercept your opponent's delivery faster for more cash
>if you pull a weapon out on the job, you're fired
>the longer you're delivering pizzas, the payout will increase as a little incentive to keep doing the job
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>>169139825
Also, try to set the page file size manually from 400 (some low number) to about 12000. This determines how much of the memory will be written to the HDD if your memory is being saturated. Obviously, you should do it with an SSD over a mechanical HDD. It helped my stutter issues with PC because mine is becoming toaster status as time goes on.
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>>169211524
the ps4 pro isn't an entirely new console and your character is tied to your SC, not your console
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>>169213401

Excellent idea BUT... Please tell me how you would manage not to pull a weapon with shitters trying to blow you sky high

Even without cash or RP rewards you just know they'll be coming after you for shits and giggles

>inb4 gtag lobbies.

Im speaking on behalf of people without that luxury
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>>169214826
I've been thinking the other day about how nice it would be if they went the Witcher 3 method of having shitty barely textured rooms behind the window for the lighting effects, then I was flying by Arcadius and realized how much that would murder performance.
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>>169211646
Insurgent
Pros:
Can take a lot of explosives before going down
Bulletproof tires
Cons:
Have to go to Pegasus locations to pick them up
Can despite its weight get caught on cars quite easily

Boxville
Pros:
Has a giant wedge to push cars and stuff out of the way
Cons:
Tires are not bulletproof
Dies in one explosion

The boxville is balanced the way the insurgent should have been. The insurgent is a broken piece of shit
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>>169216379
>Tires are not bulletproof
>Dies in one explosion
why the fuck would anyone pay up for this thing then?
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>>169216379
>Have to go to Pegasus locations to pick them up
Not if you pick up the one without the gun.
That one stores in your garage.
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>>169216452
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>get in a cargo van
>3-star cops rush and burst me down
>respawn and get back in the van
>cops don't mind me anymore and just walk down the street
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>>169216379
The insurgent is perfectly balanced
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>>169216452
The best semi-idle CEO work. $35000 for idling in a tunnel for 10 mins.
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>>169217217
>>169217217
Yeah, you just have to do that 63 times over 10,5 hours (discounting cooldown time) and it'll have paid for itself!
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>"Press E to buzz office"

How about you just let me in my crib that I paid 7 digits for?
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>>169217883
Usually you'll get in instantly if you just run into the wall behind the blue circle. It's just there so you can get into someone else's office if they have the same location as you
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any way you can turn off non-essential phone calls? so fucking sick of brucie and dom calling me about nonsense
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>>169218401
>malc calls me tell me about the laptop
>assistant calls me to tell me about the office garage
>dom calls me to tell me to parachute
>lester calls me to tell me about bounties
>madrazo calls me to tell me he's angry
>merryweather calls me to advertise their business
>mors calls me to tell me to insure my car
>HEY IT'S RON FROM TPI HERE
>simeon tells me to steal a car
>brucie calls me to tell me to buy bullshit testosterone
>get email telling me to buy shark cards
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>169218638
>>169218401
Calling them and buying a favor/doing a mission for them usually shuts them up for a while
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>>169218638
>dom
>madrazo
>mors
>ron
>simeon
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>>169218638
I think the one that I hate the most is when Ron calls. He only calls when I'm in the middle of some sort of combat.
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>>169218638
I don't remember the last time Ron called me about TPI. Maybe when i was a low level
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Getting your car shot while doing IE takes off around 300 dollars
and this costs 430 dollars to fix
nice rockstar
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>>169219184
i just said all the ones that can call you that i remembered
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>>169218638
>malc calls me tell me about the laptop
>HEY, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
Yeah, yeah you will...
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>>169217504
Exactly!
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>>169219345
It's a lot cheaper to fix a car that's just a solid block of steel like a glendale.
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>go into black neighborhood
>honk aggressively until they get angry
>they start shooting
>call police
>long response time
>only two officers
>one with a pistol and the other a shotgun
>if they die it takes a minute for another car to show up
>call merryweather private security helicopter
>show up instantly
>they use machineguns and a helicopter to take out enemies easily
>kill all the peaceful young blacks
>also kills police

THE WONDERS OF THE FREE MARKET
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>Nothing new since Imports

Just dropping in to remind you all this game is fucking dead and you're all a bunch a confused souls lingering in limbo.
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>someone shoots my car until it smokes
>drive it until it dies so he has to pay for the insurance bill
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>>169222245
Back in my day games didn't have updates and we still had fun playing them.
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>>169223335
>drive it until it dies so he has to pay for the insurance bill

except he doesn't idiot. bad sport is not a thing
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post characters
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I installed some mods and now everytime i get shot my character tumbles to the ground like he's drunk and gets stunlocked

What mod could have done this? i'm assuming it's a physics mod.

I've got euphoria overhaul, raider's blood and refined weapons and gameplay installed. There might be something i'm missing
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>>169227363
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Rate my current muscle garage. Critical skepticism and derogatory comments are most welcome. My personal favorite is the Peyote.
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>>169227857
WHAT ARE THOSE GRAPHICS?
Also, a gallery of single ones is more worth than showing of the quantity of all together.
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>>169228862
Indeed, I run on an aging potato. I completely disable all AA, so jaggies for FPS. I'll probably separate them in the future.
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>>169227857
Not too bad actually. Your ratloader looks like it could use a bit of love.
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>>169069171
how many people got banned for using TT in the crew?
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>>169230873
75%. Most of them bought the game again thinking they are sticking it to Jewstar.
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dedder than johnny
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>>169211646
The boxvillie has a great afk for 10 mins vip mission for 35k.

The mission boxvillie can survive a lot of rockets too.
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>selling cars to the villa near the eastern highway
>come back 10 minutes later to rob their coke supplies
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>>169236634
The one with the horse ranch?
I really want that for my apartment.

I'd buy it even if it cost 20 mil
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>>169223902
there are still bad sport lobbies tho...

right?
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>>169240000
Beach houses when?
Mirror park houses when?
Where are other prime locations for more properties?
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>>169240773
I just want a high-end apartment just outside the city.
Stilt houses a shit though, solely because of the horrible serpent roads.
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How long until you can buy a securoserv phone that can start crate and I/E missions from anywhere? And how much will it cost?
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>>169240892
50 dollars USD
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>>169240773
Comfy Paleto forest cabins when?
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So when you are exporting a car do the blue RS/900r spawn endlessly or is there a set number of waves?
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>>169240187
yes.

and you still have to earn the fucking hat.
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>>169243609
According to some articles/guides, first RNG roll is if there are any enemies at all (most of the times there are), and then it rolls for 1 to 5 waves.
Can't say I had more than 4 waves myself.
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>>169243609
Set number of waves based on the car you're exporting, IIRC it starts at 2 waves for standard and up to 4 for top.
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>>169247252
>>169246686
What's the best way to deal with them?
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>>169249694
You can out-range helis since they only shoot at mid- to close range.
Two cars will approach you from the front most of the time, so if you see sudden flash lights infront of you that seem out of place (on your lane, for example) you can already try to take out drivers while dodging them. Going slower and taking them out only makes sense if you're in a cargo/supply van (or Roosevelt) that can't outrun them.
Otherwise, just dodge them in a fast car and outrun them. If you hold your speed and drive without braking too much, you should outrange them too.

That's how I've done my last few hundred rides atleast.
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>>169249694
Stop the car just off the road as soon as you see the blips, get out and give the car a bit of space (don't go too far or they'll drive straight past you but don't stand right next to it either) and shoot them as they approach, they won't shoot the car unless you're in it but they might crash into it so try to be careful about where you put it.
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>play race
>car class has a zillion cars in it
>get ten seconds to scroll through them all
>stuck with a shitbox because the good car was on the other end of the alphabet
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I need a good, fast bike for races. I mainly do regular races so please keep that in mind. What's the best bike I can get?
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Where is the audio with the kid, i want to go to sleep, or else i'm going to hunt a man, and there is no end to it.
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>>169240773
>Beach houses when?
This holy shit, I want my fucking chumash apartment damnit. That's probably one of my top wishes for the game, along with a Benny's version of the Gargoyle, and an f1 car.
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>>169253873
the threads run steady, anon. if it's not here tonight it'll be here in the morning. surely it will be worth the wait?
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>>169253342
Bati 801 if you're on a budget, Hakuchou Drag otherwise. The Bati's so cheap I would probably just get both. The Shotaro's good in certain races, but it suffers in the straights a lot compared to the Hakuchou Drag and Bati 801.
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>>169092032
I know the feeling.
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>>169253873
My shitty PC can only render so quickly. Part 1 is almost done.
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING AUDIO, DENNY?
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>Get the amateur car jacker car sourcing.
>Kill the guy, getting in the car while calling Lester to get the cops off me.
>Cops are firing their handgun at the car and only doing some pocket change in damage, don't really care.
>NPC rams into the car and tears off the door while doing 14k damage to it.
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
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>>169255252
just a little less than 3 crates, enjoy the car (after tax) XD
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>>169236634

Cx in the chat lads
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>>169254969
I can't hold them up any longer...

...tomorrow then

>part 1
I'm berry berry exercise
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>>169240773
fuck locations, i just want actually new interiors
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For PS4 chat, it's pure audio, no parts, it's the entire rampage, enjoy.
https://a.uguu.se/oWqOeDxcTgQG.mp4
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>>169256927
>white kid tries talking like a black kid.mp4
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>>169256927
I feel like I've missed something here, what happened? Also holy fuck I can't listen to more than a couple minutes of that
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>>169256927
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>>169256927
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>>169256927
>that part where he starts pretending to launch a DDOS attack
y-yeah... export file 69 right on the thingy there... oh no i'm booted
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>>169258765

>He literally says export file 69, you were not joking

Holy fuck my sides
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>>169257573
/gtag/ got together for a spontaneous play-date and started pubstomping any GTAO shitters that started trouble. That recording was one of them.
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Super Mario Odyssey
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>>169256927
Glad to be involved here.
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>>169260380
>GTAVC came out 15 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EANBQDrmW8
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>Hydra shitter in lobby
>other Hydra shitter becomes his personal tard wrangler and follows him around shooting him down so he can't attack anyone
>menu shitter joins org
>teleporting around delivering 0 damage cars with godmode and killing headhunter targets with jet cannon SMGs
Am I in bizzaro world?
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I GOT FUCKING BANNED!!!
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>>169263147
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>>169263147

Let me guess. You're totally innocent, right? You didn't do nothin, right? Literally banned for no reason, right?
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>>169263236
Well I did abuse the Pacific Standard glitch to spawn a kuruma from my apartment many times, so could have been for that I guess. But everyone was doing it so I thought it was safe.
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>>169263319
Yeah, no.
That's not all you did, don't lie.
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>>169263408
Well I also used a firewall rule to force solo sessions to do crates a few months back.
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>>169263319

OH MY GOD burn in hell glitcher.
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>>169263612
That still wouldn't get you banned. Now going into a public freeroam lobby on PC for any reason, that will get you banned.
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>>169264858
I went into many public freeroam bobby
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>>169263147
dindu nuffin
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So what's the extent one can (visually) mod the game and not get banned online? If I'm gonna spend a spillion hours korea-tier grindan its gonna look nice.
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>>169267935
Can't mod game assets at all and go online.

You can use ReShade, though.
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>>169268063
So texture mods are out? Fugg, but the vanilla textures are so ASS.

What about ENB?
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>>169268406
Not sure but that's still obviously less of a risk than direct asset changes.
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Whats better money Special Cargo or Vehicle cargo?
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>>169268917
Selling vehicles, ESPECIALLY if you can get your friends / hire random monkeys to help you sell them in bulk. No question.
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>>169268917
>>169269539
Yeah.

Generally speaking, I find the best way to make money, that's actually practical to do regularly, is to get one friend, who also has a vehicle warehouse, and go back and forth.

You each do a buy mission, then you do a two person sell mission for one of you. Then do a buy mission, and do the two person sale for the other one. Repeat.

If you're by yourself, honestly still just grind source missions until you're ready to sell again, and sell whatever your highest cargo that isn't part of a set (or just ignore the sets if you don't think you're going to have other players).

Speaking of vehicle cargo and efficiency, I've started to think, is there really any point in sourcing standard range cars that aren't part of a collection? The cooldown on when you can do another one is so short, I figure you might as well just fly up in a buzzard and destroy the car, then do a new one, rather than wasting time and garage space on a car with a what, $25,000 return tops?
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>>169269796
Just fill the warehouse so you only get top range sources.
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>>169269796
Overall there are more possible cars than the amount that can fit in your warehouse. So what you should be doing is fill your warehouse with exactly 32 standard- and mid-range cars (the maximum of both is already accounted for), so the last 8 slots can only be used by top-range cars.

That's how some people do it.

I like to have my collections though since friendly gtags give them to the host at the destination who earns a 200k bonus on a 4-car collection plus the usual rate.

tl;dr: Fill your warehouse with all kinds of shit up to 90% and only sell top-range of your choice. Let those standard non-collections spoil forever.
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I got a better picture of cops carrying cops out of the line of fire.
Wow, it only took a fucking year of singleplayer.
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>>169273289
Or.

>Steal car
>Is it a part of a collection? y/n
>Is it a high-end y/n
If yes keep it
If no sell it.

That way everything stays clean just in case you need to change warehouses
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wew l was such a shitter last night. MC hired me to do a doc drop. I get jet and rocketed. I follow the other guys and see they got attacked too. I somehow though someone stole the docs from leader so l chase and gun him down. I killed two of my own guys l think. Mission over. Least l made a few grand.

Fucking randos like me. Im only lvl 15 tho so all is forgiven
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An autist made an account on GTAForums just to beg for a superhero update for GTA Online.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/882368-superhero-update/

>"All that needs to happen is Rockstar makes a deal with Marvel/DC which I could see happening very soon!"
>"This would add a whole new level to the combat!"

And, of course, the mandatory catchphrase that beg urgency for it to happen:-
>"This needs to happen! Rockstar are you listening?"

Not even reddit can come up with an even more retarded concept.
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>Start car sourcing.
>Get this run down from my secretary.
>Go to the house the car's at.
>It's a rich house in the hills.
>Pink car with a PR3TTY license plate.
>I get to steal from Martin's mistress.
This is the closest I'll ever get to revenge for the constant invite spam.
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how can an autist gain some fast cash/rp? open lobby MC/CEO shit seems to be constantly disrupted by others in session.
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>>169276482
Force empty public session. Grind in that. That or heists, but that has the variables of how good your rando's are and what you can get invites to.
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WHERES MY WANKEL ROTARY MAZDA ROCKSTAR

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
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>>169256927

Im both sad and glad I had my mic off for that session. My girly giggles would have probably made him an hero
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>>169276701
would shit golden diamonds for an rx-3
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>>169277034

I have never seen sessions kick off like this. Everything is all good until a shitter blows up a gtag member

>all associates leave
>buzzards spawn around me
>more buzzards/jets travelling across the map
>mayhem ensues
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>stopped playing months ago
>decide to check the general because first page
>same faggots being the same attention whores as always
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>Marksman Pistol
>Single shot.
>Pistol slot.
>Is most inaccurate non-shotgun weapon.

>Musket.
>Single shot.
>Shotgun slot.
>Is the most accurate non-sniper gun.
EXPLAIN
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Is the Penetrator worth the 660K or is it just a haHAA penis meme?
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>>169277702

Both. It's pretty good of your into your sports cars but got a bit of class
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>>169278020
Okay I bought it. If I dislike it I will find you.
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BEST
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>>169273882
the shotgun clipping through the pavement is lovely
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>>169279004
>underglow anything
>best
I mean it's fun on 80s/90s jap boxes but cmon m8
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>>169269796
>fill car with all the standard range cars and a couple of medium range
>all you get now is mostly top range and a couple of medium range cars
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>>169281938
what's so bad about neons?
it adds color to the car, i don't see anything wrong with it
however, if the neons don't suit the car, then it's shit, yeah
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>>169281963
>fill up with ten standard and ten mid range
>get nothing but top range
>sell four top range
>source four top range
>sell again
Why even bother with anything but top range
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>>169282054
>neons on supercars
>neons on classic sportcars
>neons on old school musclecars

There's a million wrong things with neon light if it's installed on every car you own.
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>>169282504
yea, i agree with all these points
the thing is, banshee is a supercar, but, to me, it looks like a japanese sportscar
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>>169281938
u hate it =/= everyone hate it
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>>169276701
Weird, it says here that they keep breaking down before rockstar can actually get them into the game.
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>>169282792
i said its fun on riced up jap cars (your pic related), the dude posted the gta equivelant of a viper (american muscle) with neons
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>>169277467
ha-ha, same desu.
I occassionally check on the thread and its always the same.
One thing i discovered recently is that playing with new /gtag/'s is much more fun than grinding with the burnt-out attentionfags.
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>>169282876
underglow - not only japanese cars' feature
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Ahoy! On my working nautical-themed copy of GTA5 when I try to get OpenIV to "run GTA" (which I presume you need to do for it to use the /mods/ folder) it starts up steam... What gives, me mateys and scallywags? Do I need to change something in OpenVI's xmls?
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>>169283152
and that looks horrible

thanks for the demonstration
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>>169284061
np
Also this >>169282792
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hello guys take a moment to whatch my gta parody video and tell me what you think... thank you for your time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV1DcC530dI
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>namefags
>youtubefags
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seems like im not the only hard headed person in this internet...But im not stopping either, do what want, you can call me whatever you want but your friend there is going to deserve for what she said to me. So i never back down, and ill ruined her life in the internet if i have too. so im sorry if you are here but its just me man this is the internet this is how sad this cruel world we live in and for me this is an entertaining thing that i like doing :)
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This thread needs a bit of life.
Post characters.

Hard mode: Create a simple backstory for the characters posted.
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>>169288854
...what?
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>>169288854
what is this cancer
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>>169288854
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>>169289001
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>>169053531
hey can i get accepted into the pc_gtag crew?
my SC is _theDanger
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>>169289892
Too dangerous man
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>>169289892

Says here you're blacklisted for harassing crew in the past. Tough break.
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>>169289001
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>>169290629
>>169292075
shit for real? I mean i remember running over a crew by accident once and he went batshit crazy and started killing me, but other than that i dont remember anything intentional. Can i get a pardon? If not, i understand thanks anyway
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To the three guys who were gonna do a hiest last night (I bieleve its the one where you steal the Hydra for the aircraft carrier) I'm sorry that I left. My GPU shat the bed. I have no fucking idea what happened, but it's working fine now. I'm not sure if they're pissed off, but my bad.
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>>169289892
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.
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>>169292845
blacklisted
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So I've been out abroad for school since December, and now I'm finally back stateside. Has anything major happened while I was gone? I left after rocket voltic was released, and this thread seems tragically familiar, even that larsen cecyl neon forced meme is still here.
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>>169295224
You've been blacklisted.
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>>169293962
>>169295553
Blacklisted
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>>169293962
>>169295224
>>169295553
>>169295654
Blacklisted
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>>169293962
>>169295553
>>169295654
>>169295753
Blacklisted, fucko
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>>169293962
>>169295553
>>169295654
>>169295753
>>169297084
You've all been BLACKlistED, cuccbois.
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hey can i get accepted into the pc_gtag crew?
my SC is CaptSalem
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>>169301035
sorry, you are blacklisted for destroying special cargo
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>>169301157
Out of curiosity how can someone get blacklisted if they've never played with you guys?
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>>169301351
its a meme you dip
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>>169055485
like the other guy said, gta o is a huge fucking waste of time. you grind money and levels for like 200 hours till you realise that the only endgame content in this game is grinding more money.
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>>169301523
Blacklisted for calling the blacklist a meme.
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Welcome to "Who's meme is it anyways?!"
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>>169301675
lol what did you do at the end of san andreas play ambulance missions for years
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>>169295224
same person

I'm seeing people banned. Was there a ban wave(s) during time I was gone? Also what is causing bans
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add narzarlp to the gtag pc crew pls, thx!
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>>169302475
played samp like a real nigga
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>>169304793

>Playing multiplayer games
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>>169303161
Yeah, the SharkCard sponsored Holiday Ban Wave 2016 event.

It banned people using the TT exploit and Menyoo users.
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>>169305151
i bet you didn't even download ttdsa
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>>169305941

I didn't. Why would I?
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>>169277702
Do you like the XJ220? If so, I would get it. Plus you can make it look like this.
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>>169277538
Musket should have been classified as a sniper weapon desu.
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>>169306147
well, it turns a good chunk of the cut content to GTASA's SP
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>>169307440

Why download some cut garbage when I can just do what's there and then play a different game when I'm tired of it? Modding games is just squeezing blood from a stone.
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HELLO I AM ANGRY MEXICAN PLEASE PLAY THIS NEWEST ADVERSARY MODE
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PLAY "GOLF"
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>>169307984
FORE
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>>169308092
blacklisted.
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>>169307792
literally y are u here right now
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>>169307792
kek
Having fun with your 720p 30fps sonygger?
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>jet griefer faggot starts killing me over and over again for no reason

>try to go off radar and call jet, dont even get enough time to hide which helipad im going to or take off safely

>he comes and waits for me there, eventually blowing it

So great that rockstar still hasnt done anything to deal with these pathetic faggots who have nothing better to do than shoot dots on a radar and see a little message appear showing they killed someone, and bully people into leaving the server

Jet shitters should be euthanized.

Cant imagine how pathetic people have to be to still be doing this all the time years after the game was released
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>>169309296
jetshitters are shitters but it sounds like you just got punished for picking the wrong helipad, anon

where were you when this happened anyway
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>>169309296
i remember sniping a jetshitter out of his hydra with heavy sniper
or you can just keep shooting until it explodes
no need to call your own jet
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Anyone happen to know the name of the song that plays on the Pacific Standard finale once you start driving up Chilliad?
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>>169310756
uh yeah
it's called "El Sonidito"
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>>169310407
definitely this

>activate CEO mode
>drop bullshark testosterone
>start sniping at jet until it starts smoking
>once jetshitter retreats call mugger on jetshitter
>get helicopter and pursue jet
>if jetshitter activates passive mode set bounty on shitter, babyshit shitter and follow them everywhere they go

alternatively you could just go to your yacht/office and wait until a bigger shitter enters the session but both are pretty effective
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>>169310229
>you just got punished for picking the wrong helipad

not really, 60 seconds isnt enough time to drive another direction to a farther one to trick the person

>>169310407
yeah and when you finally do get them after dying a bunch they go off radar and grab another before you can even do shit

its a fucking shame, the buzzard is so much more fun to fly and has a higher skill ceiling and doesnt go fast enough to chase people down who are trying to be off radar to counter your ass, and you actually see your opponents get blown to shit so you actually have fun

jet faggots ruin this game and all they do is shoot at dots on a radar from the clouds to see a message pop up and go "lol u mad"

jets should be fucking deleted from the online, it would make rockstar more money if the game wasnt such frustrating bullshit due to that

oh no, also insurgents, since they dont even counter jets really because you still wont get a chance to take off, they just exist to grief people with explosives and a machine gun since it takes 15 fucking missles to blow up

what the fuck is the point of these things

thank god theres no insurance anymore so i can blow up kuruma faggots though, thats the one good thing modders did for this game, though unintentional
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>>169311193
yeah,i hear you anon
this is exactly why i hang out in my comfy glitched solo lobby all the time
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>>169311193
Honestly if they wanted to keep the jets they should only spawn in Zancudo or the aircraft carrier from the Humane Labs heist setup; plus stealing them should force NPC jets to come after you and you can't call Lester or bribe authorities to remove the wanted level.

It would at least make it a challenge to obtain the jet and would discourage jetshittage.
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>>169311659
yeah... and thats why im gonna go play the wildlands beta

i already have pretty much everything in the game, im at a point where all what want is $10,000,000 just to keep it and have my office littered in the maximum amount of cash

but i just wanna play with people, but they ruin it by trying to be as mean and cheap as possible

theres really nothing to do but grief/kill on sight, but thats boring and makes me feel like a total dick, i dont know how so many other people do it so much
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>>169311910
yeah those are good ideas
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>>169308821

>He correctly realized modding is a tremendous waste of time, must be a consolefag!

It's a fact learned from experience.
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>>169312313
>i dont know how so many other people do it so much


The playerbase is 16 and younger. What do you expect?
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>>169312563
mods for games like skyrim are an absolute waste of time bordering on mental illness, but some of the best fun i ever had was in GTA singleplayer with a mod menu with controller support

unfortunately its difficult to find up to date menus with controller support since they're used for the online too and as a result rockstar has to break them, so i cant spawn the new vehicles, so i dont do that anymore

i do have the vehicles in online thanks to modders passing out money, but it'd be way cooler if i could find a working mod menu with controller support for singleplayer since the other players online are such raging faggot dicks
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>>169311193
>60 seconds isnt enough time to drive another direction to a farther one to trick the person

wait, are you saying you didn't even attempt to use ghost organization?

also, why didn't you just call out an insurgent and drive toward an underpass?
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>>169313141
>wait, are you saying you didn't even attempt to use ghost organization?

yes i dont pay $12,000 just to get one kill on some faggot who's going to then pay $12k himself to gladly continue being a faggot unless i just leave

fuck that

>also, why didn't you just call out an insurgent and drive toward an underpass?

and do what? hide there in my cuckshed until he gets bored and chases other people just long enough for me to think its safe then come back to kill me?

no
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>>169289001
RIP outfits. You will be missed.
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>>169310994
>mugger
Literally worthless
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>>169313448
>yes i dont pay $12,000 just to get one kill on some faggot who's going to then pay $12k himself to gladly continue being a faggot unless i just leave
if you're even going to start worrying about the money then you shouldn't take on the challenge of playing the shitter's game. no matter what happens they'll still assume that they've won because in their eyes you are trash and they can do no wrong.

>hide there in my cuckshed until he gets bored and chases other people just long enough for me to think its safe then come back to kill me?
very few shitters are actually smart enough to do that, especially if they've already got something as powerful as a jet. they'll just keep coming at lower and lower angles until they're basically hovering and they'll be sitting ducks for a minigun or a rocket by then. you want to be at least near los santos or a tunnel of sorts when a jetshitter attacks for this reason.
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>>169292250

What that beautiful thing called?
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>>169314921
looks like the FCR 1000
shit for races though
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>>169292250
Is that a jewish nig in the background?
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>>169314921
TheCraftyTitan
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>>169314091
maybe now you will have to be original and not force the bag, mask and kaffiyeh on everything
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>>169315607
I unironically like the scarf and bandanna, and the duffle kind of makes sense as a place for the character to keep guns and drugs, among other things.
What are some examples of original outfits?
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>>169314091
glitches do not substitute creativity
see: tryhards
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gta made more than half a billion dollars for take two just last year alone. keep buying those shark cards you cucks
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>>169315878
wear something that a real person would wear outside of a halloween party
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guys how do i get collections
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>>169317835
You collect them?
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I don't remember the water being this yellow
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>>169319128
What place is this?
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>>169320069
Humane Labs and Research
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>>169320069
gtav on PissCucks kek
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>>169320448
be more specific
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>>169317835
you spank your assistant until you get the cars,that you need for collection
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>>169227857
No Ruiner?

>>169053531


Hey could you accept me to the pc_gtag crew? My sc is _Shaoe
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>>169320909
how're your 30 fps and low res textures doin these days?
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>>169321341
blacklisted for jetfagging
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>>169321236
>you spank your female assistant until you get the cars that you need for collection
ftfy
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>>169321461
need to blacklist half the crew then
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>>169321461
Kek
Can't even fly
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>>169321518
blacklisted smartass
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>>169321438
hows not running the game nd banned these days kek
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add me to ps4 crew pls: thepatient01

only level 55 but need people to do heists with getting sick of the random shitters
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>>169321494
hey,works for me i guess
she told me she's into legal-ish stuff anyway
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>>169321096
In the tubs in the back of Humane Labs and Research facilities
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>>169321813
blacklisted for homolauncher
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>>169322070
blacklisted for blacklisting
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>>169321341
The Ruiner is there friend. It's just way in the back. This was a quick throw-together and not the best example.
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>>169322176
blacklisted for blacklisting a blacklisted who blacklisted some for homolaunching
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>>169289001
I'm the best looking character around here, but you all already knew that.
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>>169323828
That looks like every other light brown character, but with some dipshit mustache thrown on.
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>>169321461
Blacklisted for not jetfagging
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>>169219221
I still get calls from him even though I did a bunch of his missions. Same for Martin come to think of it. The others leave me alone aside from the businesses who Rockstar programed like telemarketers.
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>>169325119
Heeeey its me Simion
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>only realised at level 30 that ammo carrying capacity increases as you level up
>purchase all ammo all the time before heists
>waste hundreds of thousands of virtual dollars
>Rockstar's face when I buy a Shark card

I won't buy a shark card though. I just realised I don't need to buy a Buzzard because Fort Zancudo will just let you take a Buzzard or Lazer if you get Lester to tell the cops to turn a blind eye
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>>169321461
I was invited to join an organisation and then they kicked me for some faggot so I spent the next hour jet- and helicopterfagging to fuck up everything they did.

Felt good man.
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>>169326108
You seem retarded.
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>>169326108
What the fuck are you on about.
They tell you multiple times that max ammo capacity increases with the shooting skill.
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i went outside today. it felt like when you first come out of vault 101 on fallout3
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>>169326995
WELL MAYBE I DIDN'T READ THAT PART GAWD

tell me your username so I can harass you in a plaen
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>>169327024
like shit?
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>>169084661
>>169081139
dont play much, which cars are these?
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>>169329468
Top is a ruiner 2000
bottom is a RE-7B
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>>169329656
thanks my dude
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Are the BF400 and Sanchez the sane or is one better than the other?
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>>169331642
BF400 is objectively better than the Sanchez in every way.
Only downside to the BF400 is the supercar-tier upgrade prices.
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>>169256927
>don't ever say you're better than anybody
>run him over
>you're trash realmonkey
>my fromage when
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>spend hours filling up large warehouse
>sell for 2.7 million
>buy a few cars and bikes and upgrades
>down to $400k
Goddammit, I hate this game.
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>>169332620
your trash boi
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>>169333389
Lookachuuu
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>>169333389
When i'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
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>>169330673
he lied, top is a Phoenix and bottom is a Banshee 900R
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ive been award 250,000 again i guess it is when i report hackers
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>>169334618
Come on man
don't lie to the newbies
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holy shitballs this thread is glacial
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>>169337714
>callme""""""""""qt"""""""""" is still alive
for fucks sake i need to stop trusting deep web hitmen
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>>169339140
The only thing you've ever been deep in is your mums pussy
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>>169339287
fucking savage
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>>169339140
>>169339287
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>169339815
WWWWWDDDDDDSSSDDSS
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>>169183706
if you get Lester to make the cops turn a blind eye you can take a Buzzard from Zancudo. It's like renting a Buzzard for $5000. What I normally do is take a helicopter from the air strip, fly near Zancudo, call Lester, then head into the base.
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>>169339287
hearty kek
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Thinking of buying a Banshee 900R, I've heard it's good. Already have a Sultan RS.

Is the 900R worth it?
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>>169326108
Having a Buzzard is a blessing if you're doing CEO stuff, as you can call it anytime, anywhere, with no cooldown (2 min cooldown if it gets blown up)
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>>169341550
I think the 900R is the fastest super in a straight line but terrible around the track. I had one for awhile and it was pretty fun to drive
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>>169341907
Yeah, I know it's bad at lap times, but I've heard that it's fun as you say
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>launch gta 5
>alt tab
>steam freezes
>entire computer freezes
>suddenly goes back to normal
what the fuck
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>>169342193
Change it to window mode before alt tabbing
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>>169341550
its a nice looking car, and fast. I don't do races so I don't know how it holds up on that though
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>>169053531
can I join the PC crew? I'm ratslayer42. I won't kill other crew members, I swear.
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>>169343329
nigggers gonna say black list because no life comms
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>>169339541
>>169339815
>>169341473
wow """"qt""""
finally learned how to disable you're trip?
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>>169339287
qt that was p cool
if you werent such a wiley cunt on the regular we'd play with you
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Does the Sultan RS actually perform decently in offroad conditions? Or should I invest my mine in one of the sports class cars like the Tropos or Omnis?
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>>169343329
you can slay my rat any day
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>need to source a zentorno
>it's in a field near some propane tanks
>start sniping NPCs; they aggro anyway
>an NPC shoots the propane tank
>car comes predamaged for $5250

And on top of that with laggy AI traffic I wound up with a $7000 repair bill. Thanks Rockstar.
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>>169344863
kuruma best offroader
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>>169345354
>not Granger
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>>169345284
>sourcing anything but top range
it's okay anon, everybody is a little brain damaged
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>>169345496
Trying to fill my garage so I can source nothing but top range. This is just to build up the base anyway.
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>>169345284
Whenever a car I source gets more than $5k damage, I just blow it up. I mean, they're free to source.
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>>169345691
Oh ok
I thought you were one of the dumbasses who didn't know they could fill their garage with standard + mid range and always get top range
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>>169283145
the burnt out attention fags are pathetic

please go make friends in real life
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reformatted my PC and this shit isnt letting me play. what do. tried deleting Rockstar folder in My Documents, disabling firewall, etc. Am I missing something obvious
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>>169289001
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rockstar is ending last gen account transfers so that means returning player content will be made available to everyone, right?
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>>169348509
lol no
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>>169348509
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>>169289758
>>169292250
>>169314091
>>169323828
>>169348371
okay, but what are their backstories?
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>>169348873
All losers who just play this game and nothing but this game.
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>>169348312
Should I be taking the lack of replies as a "you're fucked"?
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>>169348312
Use the Steam's Verify Integrity funcion, see if that works
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>>169314218
a well-timed mugger is never a bad thing tbqh
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>>169350420
I got banned for no reason, so ye, you're fucked xd
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>>169348312
Did you leave -SCOfflineOnly on
You have to check in online once every 30 days to play offline.
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Anyone playing GTA IV online?
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>>169353209
>playing GTA IV
ew
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>>169353209
What kind of Vapid is that
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>>169353209
why is it that there are a ton of videos comparing the singleplayer in GTAIV/GTAV but none comparing the multiplayer? if GTAO's so bad in general, wouldn't it be a fair comparison to make?
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>>169353209
Tell me how and I will join you.

>>169353950
GTAO is "better" than GTAIV's online, but that's because GTAO tries hard to get us to pay for microtransactions. GTAIV doesn't feel as forced. You just grind for clothes there.
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>do heist finale
>everyone demands 20%
>explain it to them that if they were there for setups, they would have been paid for those, and I didn't get paid for doing them
>they continue spamming 20% in the chat
>someone leaves
Have these people not even passed math 7? How is anyone this fucking retarded?
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>>169354849
Thanks for the offer, but I just quit out. It is kind of boring really.
Probably would've ended up being just us 2.
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>>169355296
I actually did end up playing GTAIV with another guy from this general back on the dedgen days. It was Mafiya Work and it was glorious.

Enimor, where you at? It's Theo.
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>>169348509
returning player content =/= character transfer
pretty sure the throwaway method will still work
have cumsalad do it or something
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>>169359473
People like this is the reason why depression exists.
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>>169359568
explain
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>>169359473
I can't wait until this depressed fuck finally offs himself.
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>>169359590
>EXPLAIN
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>>169359747
Higgus go back to /wfg/.
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>>169360025
literally fucking who

I'm just sick of his shit.
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>>169360085
>higgus
>literal who

Well at least the higgus chapter is over.
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>>169360085
>literally fucking who
(You)
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>>169360218
>I'm sick of some depressed sperg on the internet having emotional breakdowns and getting drunk every single night so that makes me some fuckwit who used to go here.

Stop. Get some help.
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>>169360337
>>>/discord/

and stay there
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>>169360402
>unironically letting spyware into your system
>2017

bruh.
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>>169360570
>>>/g/
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>>169360974
baaaaah
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>>169360974
>/g/
no fucking thank you

hand virgins, mouth virgins, audiophiles, paranoid schizophrenics who won't do so much as download an antivirus yet swear on chinkpads and chinkphones like the second coming of christ
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Just fucking play the game.
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>gta online singleplayer session
Seems interesting but what do you do in the multiplayer mode alone? Grind easy missions without getting interrupted?
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>>169367991
>Grind easy missions without getting interrupted?
Yes, literally this. Just do VIP Work (can't do any of the stuff with the SecuroServ/Open Road terminal though) non-stop while browsing the web or something between cooldowns. They're like contact missions except without any of the bullshit.
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>>169367991
drift around the docks and LSIA to git gud at turning
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>>169365848
what is this webm even supposed to be
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Fucking awesome, just deleted my singpleplayer save game.
>played for a week or so
>need to check my budget under documents
>GTAV and a few other game files just lying in the documents folder
>u wot
>put them all over the my games folder where they belong
>start GTAV
>lol everything reset
Funny enough multiplayer wasn't touched because of cloud saving.
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>Looks good without a bed cover
>working lightbar that has great illumination
>accelerates fast as all fuck and good top speed
>piss easy to drive, with understeer/oversteer a non issue
>fantastic offroad

I liked the regular look of it in GTA IV, but it's very fun to drive here. Are there any other trucks in V that are fun?
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>>169372110
have you considered the phantom wedge?
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>>169372416
Yes, I already have it. It's balance is terrible and it has way too little health. Plus you have to order it constantly and it does not follow you on spawn as it's not a personal vehicle.
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>Got bored sourcing cars.
>Suddenly randoms enter my session.
>Get in Hydra.
>This guy with a mexican name.
>Flying a buzzard with 3 special cargo.
>Lock on.
>Locked on.
>Kill him.
>His 3 crates on the road.
>Blow up 2.
>Set proxmity mine next to the 3rd one.
>Take off.
>He thinks he can still save one.
>I blew him up along with his cargo.
>Text him
>Build wall.

He left and I laughed.
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i'm blind , i'm blind , I can' t feel my legs looooool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV1DcC530dI
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how tough are ya
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>>169378184
i'm so tough i can play without wearing ugly masks
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>>169289001
ex Neo-Nazi Desert Rat biker come mysterious street biker courier i guess, i had a crew with the SS symbol as crew logo and chest tattoo for the longest time

but im gtag now im cute now
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So I'm thinking about getting this but what do you even do online?
Are there cool things from the MP mods like cops and robbers? Can I be a NOFUNALLOWED police officer ruining criminal scum's missions?
Gang wars? Can we pick colours and fight over territory/businesses?

Cuz it kinda sounds like you just move cars from point a to point b so you can buy better things to move cars from point a to point b with and to have nicer places to relax from moving cars from point a to point b... And if you're feeling really adventurous you can mess with people moving cars from point a to point b. Which sounds, well...
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>>169378881
yes
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survival is a piece of cake
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Post your favourite car.
I love her.
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>>169309296
You really have no option but to abuse passive mode if you're dealing with somebody with such a high starting advantage. Get in the air once he is not watching you and then you'll be on even terms.
If its a small server and he is bothering everyone you could could try a vote kick, I just got kicked from a server and I didn't even know it was possible.
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>>169380119
>ski mask
>goggles
how
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>>169309296
>>169381568
It also doesn't help that years later there is still nothing to do but moneygrind and grief moneygrinders. You suffer as the prey to buy things to hunt with until you get bored of hunting and you go on hiatus until a new moneygrind and/or new griefthings are released because R* has 0 creativity when it comes to gtao.
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>>169382016
telescope glitch
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Still looking for a 4th man to do the criminal mastermind challenge, no level limit or anything if you seem to be able to handle yourself it's all good.
Silent partners are welcome but you've got to be able to hear our voices. We're going maximum cheese, bring your karuma and enough snacks to get diabetes.
We're going to do 1 heist a night at roughly 7pm London time, I have to be up very early in the mornings you see. If you're a PC friend you can find me on the social club as Tenchacleus.
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>>169382523
tench?
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>>169380530
Love this car, I originally had it pimped out with custom wheels and paintjob. But decided it was such a classic I restored it to it's original paintjob and wheels.
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>>169382662
Yes. If you're not on the team hit me up. If you are on the team stop mucking about and find a fourth man.
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>>169372110
You know now that I think about it, I should replace my Sandking with this, because I think my Sandking has been totally deprecated by my Wastelander.
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its another "post cars you want to be in GTA V" episode
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>>169386746
More compacts.
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>can't find any gtag to do humane at 4am
>rank 8 rando joins
>he only dies once
sometimes they aren't too bad
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>>169386746
RX-7 FD

Banshee is kinda close but the front end is too long and the wheel arches ruin it.
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>>169386746
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>>169386746
>tfw no Eddie shipped in from Anywhere City
>Functionally an armored sedan without the obnoxious plating

Eddies were a go-to vehicle for me in GTA2, fuckers could withstand rockets and their Special Agent variants were pretty zippy.
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>>169343632
blacklisted for hurting my feelings
>>
requesting crew invite for pc gtag:
Narzarlp
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>>169378881
Guys? Just curious what all there is to do besides boost and move cars since that's most all I see in the threads.
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>>169389559
Most people fall into the money grind because like you, they're not good at coming up with their own gameplay in a sandbox game.
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>>169382102
Why cant you be a pimp?
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>>169389721
>Like you
Did you not see what I wrote? I don't even own the game yet, fampai. I like the theory of a GTA online after having spent a lot of time in the multiplayer mods for the 3 generation.
But I mostly hear people talking about running cars all day so I'm just getting the impression that's all there is to do... I was just curious if there was some of the fun stuff in VCMP/SAMP in the game that people just purposely don't do because "muh efficient grind" or if there really is just grindan for money and then using the money to shoot other people grindan for money like this guy says. >>169382102

With posts like that you can kind of see why I'm on the fence.
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>>169390012
If you've played any GTA game from the past 15 years, you've got a pretty good idea of what any of them are like. It's a vehicle physics sandbox based loosely on a real world location.
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>>169390473
You managed to give a reply in the form of an answer that doesn't actually answer a single thing I asked.
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>>169391489
Look, if you want me to spoonfeed you on everything you can do in a GTA game because you're too lazy to look up gameplay videos, you can go fuck yourself.
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>don't fly over the prison, you'll die
>he flies over the prison and dies
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>>169321739
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>>169392251
>that fucking face profile
>that fucking ratty hair
Jesus H Christ
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>go into gtag session with purchased account
>see somebody about to do a sale or some gay shit
>spawn copies of themselves on them
>teleport them to my yacht
>barricade the doors so they can't leave
>forcibly moneydrop them
>laugh as i wait for the butthurt innathread to commence
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@169392748
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can someone invite me
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>>169392864
This, drama and general faggotry is why the crew doesn't interest me.
I'm happy being randomly blown up on occassion.
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>>169392748
>its saturday and an underage hacker on the thread tries to grief gtag but his story is a lie because he failed miserably episode
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>>169389559
CEO is focused on either buying crates and then selling them (a to b time)
Or stealing cars and then selling them (a to b again).

Or go for motorcycle club.
Missions (mostly a to b then shoot)
Businesses (a to b)

All these whilst in free roam with up to 29 other people who are either also driving from a to b or waiting somewhere along the way to b just to shoot you for very little reward.

And then there's the idiots who have 'evolved' above this grind and just bully other players with all the things they've earned from doing the a to b too many times.

So yes it is a grind fest online if you want nice things.

If you have a group of friends who enjoy that grind then it can be fun.

Then again though what online game isn't a grind fest in some way?
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is there any point in selling collections
dont you make more from 4 car top end comission sales?
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>>169393937
You make slightly more from the collection as you don't put 80k in for specialist dealer
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>>169394071
but is the sale value changed whether or not the cars are top end?
>>
reminder that PCucks needs to literally "kys"
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>>169393937
Collections are useful if you want to help out a lower-level friend or someone who needs money. Every collection car that gets delivered grants a fat bonus to whoever drives it into the goal, so if one of your buddies needs extra cash you can park your car a block away and let them deliver it for an extra bonus.
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>>169394967
>caring about other people's wallet
fuck off i'm a jew
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>>169394807
>PCucks needs

kys
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>>169394440
Let's say you and 3 friends deliver a collection

If you ignore that it's a collection then you put 20k a car for specialist and earn 400k (for top range) = 320k profit. Your friends get about 5k each.

Deliver the collection and you get the 80k per car and you all get a 50k bonus.

Yes this can vary as per collection and what range you sell but for yourself and your friends the collection is better
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https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/comet-retro-standard-non-widebody-addon-replace-tuning-liveries

Daily reminder that this could have been a thing.
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>PCucks got their accounts hacked again
kek kys
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>>169396000
Thanks anon
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>>169396000
>>169397649
but is it in the end worth it to sell non top range to finish collections?
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>>169397523
>consolefaggit keeps shitposting
whats the matter,bro?Got no games to play so you have to sit here?
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>>169398684
>>>/v/368564603
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>>169391637
No, I don't. I just asked a short series of simple and specific answers that would have been easy to answer and give me a general idea of the online game's depth and discern myself what I wanted to know. You've spend five times the time and effort making nonstatements than trying to help. I don't expect help when I post on the internet but generally people who don't want to help simply don't reply at all. You're an odd fellow anon.

>>169393894
So that's it? Yikes. I kind of figured there'd be poker or hunting or other little fluffy things like in RDR but multiplayer. I'll think about it then. I was thinking it'd be a bit more sandboxy than just "here's missions, cars and guns, don't spend all that variety in one place now! :^)"
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>>169386746
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>>169399564
literally ugliest car in the world ever created
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>>169386746
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>>169386746
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>>169401223
I 2nd this
>>
Just started playing for the first time in three years. Transferred all my progress to PS4 and loving the new perks

With that being said, should I sell sell my Infernus to get get a Sultan RS? And what's with this SecuroServ shit?
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>>169386746
Just about every 1980s Porsche.

Also thirding >>169401223.
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>>169402723
>With that being said, should I sell sell my Infernus to get get a Sultan RS?
no, not really. you'll want to focus on consolidating your funds as soon as you can for the SecuroServ shit.

>And what's with this SecuroServ shit?
next to the pacstan glitch it's the best way of making money and the most efficient system introduced as of late. if you own any of the vehicles in the vip vehicles menu you can spawn them immediately next to you for free, among a bunch of other nifty little features. focus on buying an office/vehicle warehouse as soon as possible.
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>>169386746
The Bestia was a step in the right direction, but we need to go deeper.
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>>169403959
>focus on buying an office/vehicle warehouse
Which would would get you more money?
>>
Is it possible to import a single player save game without getting some kind of ban from R*?
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>>169404220
You have to buy the office before you can buy the vehicle warehouse.

Make sure you're buying the vehicle warehouse and not the crate warehouse or the executive garage. Those are different things entirely.
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>>169404649
Sweet. Last question; will I have to give up one of my existing garages to buy an office building? And does building matter? I might go for the million dollar building
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>>169404296
>is it possible to not get banned as a PCuck
kek no kys
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>>169404220
yes. the office and clubhouse are the single most lucrative properties you can buy because of this.

don't even bother with the high end apartments because you likely aren't going to find anyone to do heists with you and/or will mostly end up joining heists instead. just buy a basic garage, meet up with /gtag/, do a ton of odd jobs (doing on call adversary mode is p. good, but wait for the next event because til death is pretty shit) for the players who grind frequently, and then buy your own office as soon as you can.
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>>169404889
>will I have to give up one of my existing garages to buy an office building?
nope

>And does building matter?
not really, but it's generally recommended that you go for the arcadius/lombank building because the other two represent two extremes: niggers with no money and niggers with too much money. as long as you don't do something dumb like leave via rooftop as someone else nearby is on their rooftop, you should be fine.
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