/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>169017762
>six one hour playtimes

>edition
why are you so hostile? and why does the op image look kinda blurry?

>ywn be abducted by qt octolings and be forced to impregnate hundreds upon hundreds of them to create octoling-human super soldiers

why even continue

>>169019903
yeah

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It's gonna feel weird for me playing with the joycons

>>169021240
You can now feel the woomy's tentacles with the HD rumble version! Thick and meaty!

>>169021745
>whenever you have your special ready, the joycons make wriggling feel like a woomy's tentacles shaking

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>>169021745
damn, can you imagine? I'd honestly pay double the price if it had a good woomy tentacle simulator.
>pick up tentacle
>woomy blushes

Riding the tower on CT when an opponent's got a luna is impossible. I can't get a clear shot at them through the walkways and they're just pop pop done.

>>169022768
and maybe dlc where we can untie callies tentacles

What do you think the first Splatoon spin off game is going to be? I guess MK8D counts sort of but not really. I'm hopping for a Rythm game with Callie and Marie.

>>169021745
>HD rumble will never give you the feeling of holding a girl's hand

>>169022889
Some mobage trash. That I'll sink four hundred hours into.

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Did they add this ink combo to coincide with the Splatoon 2 theme? I don't remember seeing the particular shades before (in the match it was exactly like the boxart).

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>>169021745
I assumed they'd feel like cow udders

>>169022889
>Woomy Dating Simulator
Needs no explanation.

>Dance! Dance! Splatoon!
Do you even Dance bruh?

>Super Mario Sunshine
Someone has to clean all that ink!

>Charger Elite: The Hunt for Red Octopus
The year is 99,900 and you are Agent 9 of the Squidbeak Splatoon. Your mission is to infiltrate the Octarian ranks and complete your mission of collecting enemy intelligence and hunting the most dangerous octopus of them all...

>Great Octoweapon Maintenance Simulator
The War is On! Its your job to keep these monsters running! Unfortunately you only have so much power to spare! You can use it for fixing these machines or you can charge them to fight! Sometimes, you will have to send machines that aren't fully fixed into the battlefield! Fortunately not all missions are the same.

>>169018509
http://cdn.wikimg.net/splatoonwiki/images/2/2d/Octoling_sounds.ogg

Administrator please hope me, I cannot into SZ rig.

>>169021745
I'm actually pretty interested to see what they can do with the HD rumble. If it's used creatively it could add a whole layer of useful feedback.

just a few more days for the switch

>>169029295
Oh right I gotta cancel my preorde

>>169029295
I gotta get a job.

Anyone wanna twin?

>>169031282
:(

>>169034397
Oh well, I got back into S at least. That said, A+ is more fun because I just get stomped in S.

i wish i could hut callie

>>169037335
oops i meant hug

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this squid is surprisingly thick

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>>169038368

>>169038368
Would you be so kind as to give me a source anon?

>>169038598
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61568061

>>169037335
>>169038140
I wish I could huff callie

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the most beautiful girl in the world

>>169041535
I would hut that squid so hard

>>169038560
>tfw no squid waifu to come home to

I bet Callie listens to prog

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>>169024843
pretty sure that combo was there
if you wanna see something interesting, look at splatoon's title screen and look at the green and pink ink patterns below the logo. i'm pretty sure those are the same green and pink used for the inklings on the box art for splatoon 2

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>>169041739

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Friends with Octolings

>>169046560
Fuck you

>>169046560
die

>>169046560
someone get the hose

>>169046560
She's showing the length of Callie's noodles

>>169047737
is she getting aroused by rubbing her own danglers

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>>169046967
Gotcha, senpai

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>>169046967
get behind me

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I know Callie gets most love for her tentacles but marie's probably feel like a soft steamed bun

>>169052823
They would both feel the same faggot

>>169048554
I would
>>169052881
don't be so rude

image uploading is broken on 4chan

>>169055662
fug
how will i post pictures of my waifu now

>>169055662
at least we won't have to put up with octoshits hogging the imagelimit

>>169055841
Work on your ASCII art

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>>169056651
rapid blaster? splattershot?

aw, I wanted to dump some really really cute art of this artist I just found...

>>169056651
good effort

>>169056852
post the artist name faggot

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>>169057030
why must you be so mean to me

;_;

>>169057245
Is that Marie?

>>169057245
that's just a mess!

you know, this would be the perfect time for that fanfic anon to jump in

>>169057245
lookin good, marie

>>169057424
sorry anon, but writing sadly doesn't make you good at ascii art also that was me

http://seesaawiki.jp/asciiart/d/Splatoon

Always remember that Bill Trinen is a Calliefag

>>169058030
write something up for us please, i want to read about the daily lives of squibs and jellies and takos if you please

>>169058786
Bill also has Isabelle as his waifu. If that doesn't make one question his taste in waifus, I don't know what else will.

>>169058826
It was hard not to get caught up in the moment of victory. When Sarah had slammed that Rainmaker on its rightful pedestal, the ecstasy of joy from her newfound rank she had worked so hard for seemed to blind her. She remembered the pats on the back, and the congratulations, and the high fives - those were great and all - but Sarah could not figure out for the life of her how she ended up at a fast food ditch to celebrate. That was the last place in the world someone like her should be. But here she was, standing in line next to Belle and Tom, mind drifting from her intoxicated mistakes to what in the world a girl like her was supposed to get at a place like this.
and all the octolings died the end

goodnight callie
i love you

sorry i cant post a picture

>>169059258
You mean Isabelle has Bill Trinen as his husbando.
>isabelle posting "goodnight bill i love you" every night

>>169060905
her husbando

i don't feel like playing splatoon, today, can some one stream it?

>>169064610
sure

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Goodnight image posting is fixed bump

>>169042325
Wait, they're Callie and Marie's colours, aren't they.

>>169074089
It seems like the game has some hidden matchmaking parameters. First match of the day, first time using some weapon in a while (unless you have a huge amount of turf inked with it), first few times with a new weapon, they're always super easy.

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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/834339250753544197

Oh, look, SplatoonJP has posted an update. It's about the concert themed stage that we saw in the trailer. They're really pushing the cinnamon and pompadour squids, I wonder if they'll be the next amiibos.

>>169076230
It looks huge, and sniper city. Assuming that grating on the right means you can go up on to the stage as well.

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>>169076230
>those vast inclines
Slosher city is here, boiz.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING INK

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>>169079516

Have a fresh day, anon!

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/834339250753544197
>This is "Urchin Venue", a place where various artists perform their concerts. Because even the legendary Squid Squad has held live performances here, it has become a sacred ground for rock. Don't worry about ink breaking the machinery - we've heard the perfect preparations have already been made.

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>>169079516
good morning anon

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https://twitter.com/watamoke/status/833959206390636544
smoosh smoosh!

>>169079879
hot spaghetti on spaghetti action

>>169080876
I love it

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You know...
The more I look at her, the more I like her.
I do think she's good!
I do think she's good!
I do think she's good.

>>169080876
if youve ever been wondering what kinds of things those excited japanese twitter people are saying
>Ika-chan is too cute, I want to smoosh her cheeks too...!!
>I drew this because I had a burning desire to squish Ika-chan's cheeks... I want an Ika-chan squishing feature... Ika Parler... (TN: The Japanese name for Pokemon Amie is "Poke Parler")
>I would have never thought of that... Ika Parler would be amazing!! I wonder if someone will make it~ |'ω') sparkle
>Of course~~!!!!!! And officiallyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
>Official Ika Parlerrrrrrr!!!!!! Next, I want an Ika-chan figurineeeeeee!!!! lol I'm blown away by all the hard work you put into this Ika-chan squishing picture! Thank you

>>169082714

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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>>169080876
I want to colour it in.

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>big fat red octopus clad in metal armor and black shorts underneath it
>oppressed species
>looks evil and aggressive, but actually is a nice guy who just wants to make ends meet
>the "badass crossed tentacles" look, just like Octavio
>"I have more arms, that's why I won"- inklings stole it and wrote in their history books
>even his theme wouldn't sound out of place in Octo Valley - youtu.be/r-43YMnlszA
They aren't even hiding it.

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>>169079516
hi

>>169079516
Begone spawn of darkness! You have died and you will stay dead!

>>169084807
uguu

>>169083869
Derpest slaw.

>>169090072
Marie looks nice in grey

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These are cool.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=61565461

>>169091227
>wallpapers of brushes
Oh very nice.

>nw "nigger" player123 finished with splatoon and moved on to mining botw
so tell me again why nintendo hasn't banned this faggot mutant yet?

>>169094072
They create hype. Hype creates sales. Sales equals profit.

>>169091227
>>169091639
https://twitter.com/krintou_squids this is his twitter

the sketch art reminds me to the original artwork of sploon

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>>169094523
Thanks, there's some good stuff in his retweets.

>>169096179
>that side wall escape
Huh. Also aerial splats are the best.

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>>169096179

Nice

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>that one motherfucker having the temerity to squidbag

>>169096179
radical. didn't think you could paint that wall for some reason

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Squib!

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>>169017762

>>169101207
That's just a squid.

>>169086124
what's wrong?

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>>169105931
uguu isnt bad?

>>169106083
>>169106083
This is really bad art. Did they not even try? Whats up with under her eyes? 0/10 shit.

>>169106894

just leave babt

>>169102659
SoL animu when.

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>>169107447

>>169107287
no this is home now. breaks over mother fuckers

>>169080654
>sacred ground for rock
Arn't the squid sisters a pop band? Did Callie convince them to switch genres over the past 2 years? Either way, looks like we don't have to worry about them just not being popular anymore.

>>169109795
I don't think it suggests that at all, just that that's a popular venue for other bands.

>>169107507
This is super gay

>>169112185
>only 1 gay boy
>no yuri

It's exactly the correct amount of gay

the only weird thing is

>pink girl
>tomboy
>likes nail art

>>169107507
>tomboy
>likes makeup

???????????

>>169113212
I have no clue what you are talking about because I like vagina not shitty art

>>169115753
Then you're shit outta luck here. Cephalopods don't have vaginas.

Pretty good RM rotation next.

>>169109795
i think you're confusing squid squad with the squid sisters, they aren't mentioned at all in that post

>>169118824
Still want to squad rainy?

>tfw sudden desperate craving for thick callie
fuck

>>169122712
Callie is very fit anon, she exercises every day

>>169122712
Most of the stuff I have is NSFW and most art depicts Marie as the thick one.

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does anybody want to play in a private lobby

>>169123578
i am aware

>>169123651
Sure but why are you tripfagging?

>leveling a smurf out of boredom
>suddenly remember how excruciating playing turf war for more than two matches is
jesus

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all inklings should have transparent tentacles.
>>169124108
because he's an attention whore. just leave him be. we all have our kinks.
>>169123578
truth hurts

>>169124552
Listen to a podcast or something, that's what I do.

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>>169130456
>tfw alex jones is shit and just a corporate shill now
>tfw all the other conspiracy podcasts are either comedy or let literally anyone on and are just trying to shill their christian homeschooling books

>>169126337
surely someone's drawn the squid equivalent of bottle miku by now

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>>169113212
Did somebody say yuri?

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>>169134276
fuck off and kill yourself in a dark hole phoneposter

>>169134589
I just don't understand you, anon

>>169133958
that sounds really cool. I want to see it.

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>>169134589

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>nibbling on tentacles
I can't take it

>>169133958
Wait, what's bottle miku?

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>>169139849
just Google it, anon. it's a character with water for hair and it's amazing

>>169140164
You're right, that's cool.

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I'll try to not hit the image limit early this time...

>>169145676
Why don't you draw something for us?

what does this mean?
>>169145845
I can't draw for shit, anon. you'd just laugh at me.

>>169146002
did the gooks make a skill/faggotry chart too? that's awesome

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>>169146161

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>>169146321
dual paintbrushes?!

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callie reminds me of all that is good in the world

>>169080932
>hot spaghetti on spaghetti action
when will our drawers step up to this task? nothing is every quite lewd enough

>>169150574
fuck off

>>169150574
this...
>>169150701
not this

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>>169150574

>>169151463
DELET THIS

So how come people will complain about yurifags being cancer but no one bats an eye at the regular fags

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>>169151580
did you not read this post >>169150701

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>>169150574
Have this.

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today's memmmin represents a landmark holiday in japan!! cat day aka neko no hi!!
if you ask me, every day of the year should be cat day. whatever kind of excuse you can get to dress up as a cute cat, and hold cute cats, and draw cute cats... but you don't need an excuse for that! notice that unlike previous drawings by sameanko, this memmmin is not actually part-cat - she merely wishes to partake in cat fashion. respectable!
cats are just about one of the greatest creatures to ever walk the earth. dogs are pretty great, but cats are perfection! the way that they gracefully make their way around the house... the way that they cozy into your lap because you're warm... they way that they close their eyes when they stretch and yawn... the way that their fur is so soft and fluffy... they way that they plop themselves down into boxes... the way that they adorably mew...!! yes, cats are perfect!! i love them so much. the only two splatfests i ever became a queen in were for cats and callie!! and i'm glad callie knows how perfect cats are too!
gosh, i could talk about how much i love cats for hours.

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>>169152531
I was just wondering why my twitter was full of cats! thanks, anon
>gosh, i could talk about how much i love cats for hours.
me too. you and me are quite alike, anon. I'm actually going to a cat cafe this weekend, but that's off topic.

>>169151817
HHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Is that Marie?

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>>169151817
CUTE!
CUTE CUTE CUTE

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>>169152784
yes! cat day is even one of those "real" japanese holidays - it has a wikipedia page and everything!
2 is pronounced like ni, and i guess that's close enough to nyan! nyan nyan nyan! apparently the date was chosen in a survey by cat lovers all over japan.
fun fact: cat day in 2010 was also heisei 22 in the traditional calendar system (look it up if you want to know more!) so it was 22.2.22! (japanese follow a YYYY/MM/DD format) the post office in mito, ibaraki even hung up a sign in celebration calling it "heisei double digits day commemoration". the phrase is a little low on including the word "cat" if you ask me, but what can you do?
...wow, that was a lot of extra information. in summary, japan really knows how important cats are.

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ALSO SOME PICTURES OF SAMEANKO'S BEAUTIFUL CATS
https://twitter.com/sameanko/status/834217270876311552
>it's cat day, so please enjoy these pictures of my children.
yes, japanese are prone to using "my children" as an affectionate term.

>>169154183
My children is also an English expression of love, isn't it?

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>>169153975
love you, anon. thanks for the info!

>>169154390
yes, but when someone who isn't a nun or something uses it it's more tongue in cheek than anything. you'd really only refer to your cat as your child ironically.
i have not figured out if this is the same for the japanese yet or not, but i have also noticed calling your own original character "my child" is more common than calling them "my orikyara" (the more "official" term).

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>>169154637
English has the term "fur babies" now instead.

>>169154819
i have never heard anyone use that term but honestly it sounds kinda horrible

>notice i forgot to tuck callie in and she's been sitting in the cold this entire time
>literally gasp

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Just leaving this here while I go lay down for a bit

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>>169155738
see ya mate

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>>169155974
this is literally the cancer killing /ink/.

>>169156124
It's actually the only thing keeping /ink/ bumped but you keep being a hateful little baby

>>169156246
>the only thing keeping /ink/ bumped
keep telling yourself that

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>>169156246
Stop responding to obvious bait.

>>169155974
>>169155738
>>169151463
we can go deeper

>>169156849
>thinking /y/fags are annoying is bait
Come on now.

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>>169156124
different strokes for different folks!

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>>169158492

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>>169161168

>>169158492
Squibs never fail to put a smile on my face.

>join a match
>everyone except me is a scoped e liter or splatterscope
god damn, go back to ranked, I just want to have fun fucking around with squibs

>>169162787
here's a protip from a past era: go into turf with an ink brush and just run around with your brush out without flicking, aka be a bumper car
after a couple rounds of horrendous points of turf inked, it'll put you in a different pool

>>169161332
Except that

I WANT TO FUCK AN OCTOLING

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>>169172553
don't hang around those ruffians

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>>169172553
get in line fag

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>>169172553
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>>169173237
can't we just be friends with Octolings?

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good morning, /ink/!

>>169176659
good morning sheldon, i hope we can buy your gear in splatoon, i would like to play as a squib scout

Don't forget to join the /ink/ Discord for all your Spla2n hype!

discord.gg/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm

>>169173607
So now Octofags aren't good enough for your either?
>>169178374
fuck off shill

>>169017762
Look what got scanned.

https://exhentai.org/g/1033026/6cccb3dc02/

>>169180305
just fucking tell us

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>>169176659
This pleases Marie

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>>169176659
good morning

HOLY SHIT IT'S A BIT WINDY

>>169183254
london?
i nearly fell over earlier because of the wind

>>169183401
Yeah, just popped to the shops and I was leaning nearly diagonal trying to stay up.

>get taken out by Doris

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it's a good thing that Inkopolis isn't windy. that would fuck of the trajectory of the ink, which would be a pain

>>169183886
Although curving shots around corners would be fun. Takes me back to the days of bazooka only matches in worms.

>>169146321
From left, clockwise:
性格悪い - Bad personality
陽キャ - Yang Calibration
性格良い - Good personality
陰キャ - Yin Calibration

I'm not sure I agree with the dynamos going all the way over to "good personality".

Google lets me submit translation suggestions for some reason, I don't know why they'd trust some random mook that just happens to google moon runes a lot.

I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!

>>169184464
I want to be an inkling

>>169184608
I want to be an Octoling who is friends with an inkling

>>169184453
Dynamos, when stripped of lag, are inkers first and foremost. It's a Japanese chart, Japan has no lag, so people love having a Dynamo on their team.

>>169184608
>>169184464
>>169184712
you KIDS stop fooling around!

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>>169184464
s-s-squidpai!

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>>169187780

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>>169187780

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>>169187780
mistakes have been made

>>169195358
wimmy

>>169195358
Why would you do this.

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>>169196796
i don't know

cool let me find an image generator and we can shit up the image limit together

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>>169183254
>>169183886
it's ridiculously windy today
i worry about the jetpack squids on moray. i know they'll just respawn, but it's still very high and windy up there

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>>169200034

Woomy!

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>>169204736
woompee

>>169205751
is that like a whoopie cushion but shaped like a squid?

>>169209462
no it's squid piss

RIDE THE FUCKING TOWER
UNLESS YOU'RE LUNA, THEN DON'T RIDE THE TOWER, FUCKING DECAPITATE YOURSELF WITH A SPORK INSTEAD!

woomy

if you have to make tumblrmeme posts to keep this place alive just let it die till testfire
give it an honorable death, not this garbage

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>>169218383

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>>169155738
Moar?

i love the default splattershot so much

>>169221047
600+ hours into the game and I just noticed yesterday I've apparently never used it. I need to switch up my weapons more.

>>169221047
Bomb rushing at krakens and bubbles is super satisfying.

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wake up

>>169231539
orz

>>169231594
what does that mean

>>169231782
It's a pictogram of a person kneeling and putting their head to the floor. The o is a head, the r is the arms and upper torso, the z is the lower torso and legs. OTL is another version. It can mean things like apology, frustration or despair.

>>169232327
That seems like a bit of a stretch

>>169233912
orz

>>169231539
open your eyes

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>>169237704
Those Octarian scum will pay for these crimes against inkling kind!

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>>169237704
I'm just going to smile, hide the post and pretend I didn't see that.

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>>169247527
>tumblr art style
t-the same to you, anon

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>>169126337
How much does a woomy weigh?

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cute fan art is one of my only pleasures in life!
>>169249523
no bones, so I bet they're quite light, which is cute!

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>>169249523
oh, and I just noticed your image! you found art of bottle miku woomy! thank you so so much!

>>169250082
It's all good but try and show some restraint for the image limit, alright?

>>169250740
okay sorry

>>169247764
I've seen really horrible Splatoon fanart on there.
That Marie actually looks nice in comparison.

>>169251752
I'm tempted to compile a bunch of those goblin black inklings with vitiligo. I know no one would want to see it but it would be something to make people disgusted.

>>169252874
Don't forget the ones that dress like skanks, or how the only two body types tumblr artists can make are "fat and grotesque" or "meth addict"

>>169247764
I bet you would have no problem knowing it was downloaded off of iFunny and posted from an iPhone.

>>169254090
n-no problem at all...

Just one month left until the testfire.

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>>169259319
one month until you guys have fun while I watch jealously...

>>169260294
I'm actually on the same situation as you.

what does the great zapfish do anyways?
they said it powered the entire city, but inkopolis looks just fine without it

>>169266701
they probably have batteries

or they didn't think to model a different city

Do you think there will be Inkling superweapons?

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>>169271216
they already exist

>>169272210
are you talking about squid yuri or the massive meat clubs attached to their heads?

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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/835065736783523840

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1eQa4oDFI

The newest band in the Splatoon universe 'Wet Floor' has officially been introduced, if you care about that sort of thing.

>>169017762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1eQa4oDFI

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>>169277095
>>169277347

>>169277095
is that squid yoko ono?

>>169277095
so female anemones are just 1/5th the height of the males?

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>>169277095
>>169277347

good morning callie

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>>169281003

Making pancakes with Callie!

>>169281213
what a dream

>>169281213
You shouldn't use callie to make pancakes squid ink is too salty

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>>169281587
>callie cooking her ink into your food

>>169277095
>if you care about that sort of thing.

Shit yes I care.

I WANT TO RAPE AN INKLING

>>169283627
get out

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>>169274491
meat

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new twitter post, anons! here's a machine translation:
>Up-and-coming rock band "Wet Floor".
>It is a song whose various genres are fused and the popularity of the young people is rising rapidly. It consists of five men and women who gathered at the SNS recruitment.
>Listen to a new battle background music "Rip Entry".

Their names are Syn, Vo. &Gt.2, Vo. &Gt.1, Dr., and Ba.

>>169083157
The artist beat you to it
https://twitter.com/watamoke/status/835031365645033472

>>169284827
Weird names

>>169284827
I think those names actually stand for vocals, drums and base rather than being their actual names

>>169284872
the localization team will change it to something kiddy and cancerous, don't you worry.
>chirpy chips

>>169284987
Literally nothing wrong with it

>>169284970
whoops! they would make much more sense. I've never seen it abbreviated that way.

>>169284827
>guy on the left is the one that plays synth

It's uncanny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&t=19s

>>169284872
Are those really their names? Looks more like the instrument names to me.

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RAWR

>>169290152
Map in spla2n inside a Hollywood movie studio complex, glassed off areas are recreations of famous movie scenes and has posters of iconic movies

>>169290152

That's my fetish

>>169290152
The squid shaped underbelly is a nice touch.

i hope they bring way more hairstyles than just the ones we saw on the trailer

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Only four weeks until Testfire

>>169299509
the first hour of the testfire is going to be dualies rolling all over the place

Damn son, I can take it easy to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuGctmtqH2A

You know why I hate Lunas? Not because it is stupid (though it totally is), but because its users are stupid. They disregard any strategy whatsoever.

>>169284295
where is the rest

>>169304168
Carbons, too. No weapon should be able to just spam R and ZR and murder everyone at crazy pace.

>>169305549
remember when bum thought he was good because of the lag? add a carbon to the mix and you've got a nice bullshit sandwich

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>>169303561

It'll be quite the thing

How do you deal with using bad inkers in solo queue? I just picked up RBPD, and my team always loses turf control.

>>169309506
You can't depend on teammates at all in solo queue. You have to hard carry with a good in general weapon like a tenteck splatershot or something.

>>169311453
Then how do I see Custom Blasters around? They ink way worse than RBP.

>>169312289
when you can crutch bubble and splat everyone, coverage doesn't matter

>>169312410
When you outrange and outpeek literally everyone, coverage shouldn't matter either by your logic. RB abd RBP are both very reliable and survivable splatting machines, even ones that are not vanilla RB.

>>169308339
Huh, I thought they'd dropped the charger laser for some reason.

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>>169096179

>>169096179
who was this originally from? Twitter's not cooperating with me for some reason,

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>>169277095
Not as good as ABXY, but still awesome.

>>169319581
abxy is garbage tier, everyone knows hightide era is goat

>>169319132
https://twitter.com/Yaritaiji0821/status/833159332766179330

>11K retweets
Damn.

>>169284827
Wait, the drummer is a crab? Smart.

>>169284827
>Their names are
goddamnit not this shit again

>>169324492
What's wrong now?

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Watching scary movies with your sloshing machine.

>>169325493
>having an amiibo of the worst charger
what an unfresh squid

Happy birthday to that one good drawfriend who drew some stuff a while ago.

>>169325996
Squiffers are fun though.

>>169325493
that's the life!

>>169324691
it's obviously what they play not their names

>>169328897
well, congrats on being the third person to point that out! I hope you feel special

>>169328897
I know but because I thought people here actually read the thread I thought it was something else as it was already addressed
>>169284970
>>169285104

>>169330209
Butthurt much?

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show me the big titty callies
>inb4 mariefags stepping in with the UM ACTUALLY

>>169331118
>wanting titties
>on mollusks