Senran Kagura General /skg/ #997

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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>>168957863
best girl, first post

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>>168957863
Thanks for announcing Homu's arrival.

I was told my HATRED OF EVERY GIRL was radioactive. I still haven't mutated.
3 arms is normal, right?

I want to tie Murasaki up in my basement and put a buttplug in her and feed her only slightly rotting veggies and fruit for two weeks straight. Then I would position my face right under her ass and pull the buttplug letting the result of eating two weeks worth of rotting food fall onto my face

>>168958317
Come on man...

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Haruka is a virgin because she's ashamed of her tiny vulva.

This is not canon.

>>168958509
>This is not canon.
O-okay?

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post big, fat, swollen, puffy vulvas

>>168958090

Fucking Shiki in front of Ryouna and depriving Ryouna of attention makes her HAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU!!!

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I want to start a family with this smug woman

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKq5cVN-Nc

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>see this
>wat do?

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>>168960318
Is Miyabi trying to appear more feminine by becoming more boob than woman?

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>>168960318
Accept chocolate, give her a kiss, pat her head, then proceed to fuck those fat tits.

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>mfw I just remembered how good Daidouji's theme was in Burst

The fuck happened to that? The only person who gets catchy themes anymore is Yomi.

>>168961085
There's also Hikage's and Mirai's which i found good.

>>168959018
Your kid will have your face and body with Ryoubi's skin color, not a mix. If a girl, she would be just a copy of Ryoubi.

>>168961335
This won't deter me.

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PUSH IT
SHOVE IT
MAKE EM SAD ABOUT IT

SHRED IT
SQUISH IT
MAKE EM CRY ABOUT IT

>>168961085
Everything got worse after Burst.

>>168958798
those vulvas seem pretty tame..

I want to do non-sexual stuff with the girls.

>>168961448
Does that mean you're not really ok with it? I don't get it.

>>168961861
Found the weirdo!

>>168961861
Faggot.

>>168961864
I meant I don't care, I'll love my children and Ryoubi anyway.

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>bought senran kagura burst years ago
>played with the dressing room and did a few missions
>got upset that I couldnt go running around in a bikini with hikage all the time
>didnt know mechanics
>picked up my 3ds for the first time in a few months out of boredom
>senran kagura icon way in the fucking back
>start playing
>having fun
>having lots of fun
>want more
Whats the difference between Burst and Skirting Shadows?

Also Hikage best girl.

>>168962067
Skirting Shadows is only Hanzo's story where as Burst also includes Hebijo's

Bully Ryouna and she loves it.
Don't bully her and she thinks it is bullying and loves it.
How do I get the exact point between the two, where it is boring to her and she can't "Haaaaaaauuuu" from it?

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>>168962294
How 'bout you stop trying to bully her since you don't know how to do it right.

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>>168961779
post some puffy if you're so great

>>168962476
I dont like puffy vulvas because they remind me of testicles when in clothing

no homo bro, also that pic is not puffy as well.

you are subconsciously strait which is cool

>>168962015
What weird choice of words, then. It looked like you cared when I picked the outcome for you.

I want to Katsu's footpussy

>>168962294
Makevan active attempt to bully her but be purposefully shit at it.

>>168962294

It's neglect that she sees as bullying but if you give her attention but it's non lewd, not painful attention, she'll get bored.

Give her lots of hugs, headpats, and kisses but only on the cheek and forehead and she'll get bored.

>>168962584
>you are subconsciously strait which is cool
y-you too!

>>168962973
Make an*

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>>168962727
Senran feet?
Senran feet.

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>>168963201

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>>168963457

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Getting raped by a tanned miyabi because she's manlier than you?

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>>168963201
Armpits > Feet

>>168964209
Getting sauce from anon?

>>168964268
Uhm.. sure

https://exhentai.org/g/1015321/2ba1e2faec/

Burst question:

Does Frantic mode not count twards rank for maps? Did the training map 3 times, twice on frantic mode and no rank for two of them

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>>168964209
Miyabi is not manly! She's feminine! And a GOOD GIRL who would never do that!

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Choose one

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>>168964413
Onee-chan!

>>168964413
Hanabi!

>>168964367
Which senran is the manliest? Miyabi, Daidouji or Leo?

>>168964413
No Hikage no thanks.

>>168964332
Doing a mission on Frantic marks it as a star for the particular character.

>>168964413
Well as much as I would absolutely love to break Hanabi to the point where she couldn't even think straight, I'm gonna have to choose Renka because she's a tomboy who's still super feminine and that's MY FUCKING JAM YO.

>>168964252
>not wanting a footjob from your senran under the table

>>168964640
Hanabi can't even think straight in her regular state

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>>168964541
I don't know about the manliest Senran but the most feminine Senran out of everyone is obviously Miyabi!

>>168964252
I wanna touch that weapon's armpit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGqI72xp0eg

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Goodnight skeegee!

Friendly reminder to not let retarded /v/ memes dictate your interpretation of a character!

In fact you shouldn't browse /v/ at all!

Goodnight!

>>168964541
Daidouji, since she is a full on female deliquent with a muscular body. Miyabi is still tomboyish but trying to be more feminine in PBS apparently. As far as I can tell Leo is pretty feminine in general aside from her voice, and with any luck her seiyuu will do a softer tone like that one character from Saya No Uta when she's not in battle.

Reminder that while Miyabi would prefer to not seen as a man (though she has accepted her being called a hunk), she doesn't want to constantly be called feminine either. She doesn't care about her appearance that much, and being constantly be called cute or such makes her feel like you're mocking her. She just wants to be seen as a person.

>>168965170
>when the TWANG TWUNG TWUNG T-T-T-T-TWANG hits

I'm instantly reminded of the background music for one of the stages from mortal kombat 2. You know the one.

>>168964413

Exploding inside Dokkan is a pleasure matched by few things in this world or any other world.

>>168965614
You better explode gently

>>168965471
What if I princess carry her while calling her cute?

I'm fat. Is there a senran that won't mind it?

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>>168965789
Right here

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>>168965789

as long as you and your dick are twins Asuka won't mind it at all.

>>168965904
Post more Harukas, Rins, and Daidoujis.

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B O O B S
O O O
O O
B
S

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>>168966213
There aren't many Daidoujis to post.

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>>168966213

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>>168966213
Well, you asked.

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Daidouji is a very womanly person. She had very feminine mannerisms and traits.

She just deepens her voice to sound tough and is kind of rowdy.

This is canon.

>>168959646
CUTE!

>>168965789
As long as you're a girl, Murasaki won't mind. But if you're a boy she'll be scared and will probably accidentally kill you.

>>168959646
I want a giant wolf.

>>168966496
The manliest main Senran is actually Ryoubi, because while most of the others have very womanly bodies she has the body of a boy. A 14-year-old boy!

THIS is canon.

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>>168965789
No. These are japanese people. They are psychologically conditioned by their government to shame and ridicule fatties.

Your only hope is Daidouji forcing you to lose weight.

>>168966812
What about all the fat balding business men who fuck super hot chicks?

>>168966185
Oh...

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>>168966812
Or shacking up with Haruka, she'd probably not care.

>>168967010
Haruka would make a weight loss drug that would be advertised as too good to be true. Nobody would believe it was real and it would never sell.

>>168967316
Losing weight via naked sambaing in public is not an ideal weight loss method!

>>168967454
But it is effective.

>>168966953
That's just a fantasy for hentai and cartoons.

>>168967541
Anon better hope he doesn't end up on the 8 o clock news with footage of his dick flopping around as several onlookers see while he's down in jail getting booked for indecent exposure

>>168966812
I'd want to work out with Daidouji but I have a feeling she'd put me through some Goku-tier shit and I would break during the first 20 minutes.

>>168966992

what are you saying anon, that you're fat and have a small dick? Well, that's unfortunate.

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>>168966343

Quick everyone, post your best Ikaruga picture! (I need a new steam avatar)

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>>168968318

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>>168968318

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>>168968318

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Friendly reminder that Yagyuu has very girlish habits and literally prides herself on being a good big sis for others. 100% not a boy.

Friendly reminder that Daidouji can be extremely ladylike when she wants to (albeit with a really deep voice). 100% not a boy.

Friendly reminder that Mirai has an extremely feminine face that looks like it belongs on an idol. 100% not a boy.

Friendly reminder that Ryoubi is built like a milf from the chest down. 100% not a boy.

Friendly reminder that Miyabi talks like a man, dresses like a man and acts like a man. 100% is a man.

Friendly reminder that Renka is actually really girly but is embarrassed of it and desperately wants people to call her a tomboy. 100% girly.

Friendly reminder that we know jackshit about Leo. Verdict to be determined.

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>>168968445
That's one smug Ikaruga.

>>168968445
Ikaruga looks like a fuckin melvin with short hair

She needs to cut it again I want to bully her

>make my Senran my lockscreen
>get bullied by busty muscle girls on campus who force me to cum multiple times on the basketball court
Wtf I love /skg/ now

>>168968596
I feel we're missing out on some key details of this story.

>>168968561
>Ikaruga looks like a fuckin melvin
>melvin
Aha! A true bully lies in our midst! It's truly a pleasure to have you here!

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I like how Daidoji is the only one with distinguishable lips in the games.

>>168968465
>Everything starts out fine.
>Gets to Miyabi.

You had something going for here, and you blew it.

>>168968445
Ikaruga is ASIAN!

>>168968770
I'm sorry anon but I can't lie.

Miyabi is like a man trapped in an anime's body

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>>168968318

>>168967767
Even if I lose some weight, there's that and more problems awaiting.
At least I have no friends. Wait...

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Miyabi listens to butt rock

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>>168968959
Daidouji paints on her abs! They're fake, FAKE!

>>168968596
Nice dream you nerd

>>168968394
>>168968396
>>168968445
>>168968498
>>168968920

Appreciate it lads. Why is she so perfect?

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>>168968718
Braless women in dresses where their breasts sag down slightly is my extremely specific fetish.

I really want to touch Daidouji-senpai's breasts through that red dress.

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>>168969112

>>168968718
Daidouji wears lipstick because it makes her feel pretty!

This is canon.

>>168968465
No one ever said Yagyuu or Renka were boyish.

Mirai is just a loli body. So does Ryoubi sorta.

Miyabi is acting more feminine, as evidence of PBS.

We at least know that Leo dresses in a very feminine manner, and has long feminine hair.

Daily reminder that Katsuragi is a pugnacious thug. She fought Hikage over a bottle of strawberry milk that was rightfully Hikage's.

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>>168969325
How come everyone else doesn't?

>>168969363
Katsuragi is a brat! We should teach her a lesson.

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>>168969107
Because she's prim and proper but not overly so and has a sweet voice.

>>168969435
I'll grab her legs you get her arms.

>>168969514
She's such a fucking cutie pie! I want to go into her dresser and flip all her socks inside out!

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>>168969514
She's also rich and has big boobs.

>>168969667
That doesn't seem like the appropriate attire for a teacher
The PTA should be notified of this

>>168969435
>>168969638
W-What are you gonna do to Katsu-neh?

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>>168969735
Oh, so it's not ok for Rin to dress like this now?

>>168969765
I'm gonna tickle her until she pees herself. Hehe.

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>>168968318

if she could get over the seriousness of her studies Ikaruga is girlfriend material.

>>168969854
I think I need a detention.

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>>168970164
That's not very nice, anon. Katsuragi is very ticklish and like any form of physical contact can't handle it when she's on the receiving end.

>>168969107
She's pretty shit desu

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>>168970297

>>168970465
Hi Rin.

Playing "Chicken" with Katsuragi, accidentally taking it to far and having sex with each other. Then both being filled with shame and regret! (And wondering when you will do it again).

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>>168970528

>>168970710
Rin stop taking off your clothes this is a public place!

>>168970710
Don't listen to >>168970765

Keep taking off your clothes!

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it's the best time

>>168970710
I want Dai to put my meat in her mouth!

>>168970764
Hi.

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>stub toe badly
>broke the nail
>it was at an angle
>thought I cut free all the nail
>didnt know I left a sliver of nail in
>got infected
>scared to go to doctor
>pain for weeks
>find nail poking out
>it went through my fucking skin that folded over after cutting
>pull it out
>agonizing pain
>Epson salt bath for a few days
>applied iodine when not footbath
>healing
>skin pealing
>more skin pealing
>what the fuck this piece was almost a shell in hardness and in one piece jesus christ what the fuck
>think of Hikage
>remember this thread

Hey Vita users, is Estival Versus worth getting when it comes to Steam next month? I kinda forgot about the series since the 3ds game when I fucked my 3ds from a horrible Gardevoir Amie accident and spent the night cleaning it to trade it in and use the credit in another store across town.

>>168970605
>sex
>with Katsuragi
No fucking thank you

>>168970951
No, it's not worth it. Go away, steamfag.

>>168970951
>a horrible Gardevoir Amie accident and spent the night cleaning it
Did ya cum on it?

>>168971030
Somewhere out there someone is playing a 3ds that had semen on it or crusting where the screen meets the edges that you cant really clean without scratching.

>>168970951
Mate, ya got a weird thought process.

>>168971113
Dont tell me you never thought about doing stuff to Hikage's molted skin.

>>168970951
>scared to go to doctor
every fucking time with you idiots

>>168970764
I hope this art ends up in a museum someday.

>>168971156
No.

I think about going on a yoma slaughterfest with Kagura.

And watching her get fascinated with Technology.

>>168969329
>Miyabi is acting more feminine, as evidence of PBS.
>SHE CHANGED HER HAIR STYLE GUYS

>>168971294
Why do you hate Miyabi so much anon?

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When will we see Asuka in a rainbow thong?

>>168971359
She's my senran.
I love her.

>>168971394
I see that every time I close my eyes.

>>168971002
>Go away, steamfag.
I just have a hard time justifying buying a console for a single game, maybe two for that Demon's Gaze game but still.

>>168971394
I want to spank Asuka.

>>168971394
I want to eat Asuka's asshole out

>>168971738
But that's where poop comes from.

>>168971979
Not right now it doesn't.
Or maybe it does and I enjoy Asuka's sweet chocolate.
Either way I win.

>>168972204
Don't worry Ikaruga I'll share my clothes with you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpAWqmA8Mzs

Ryoubi scares Murasaki!

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>>168972790
Bears are cute.

>playing burst for the first time
>playing as Katsuragi for every mission I can
>frantic whenever I can
>feet everywhere
>nude fist fighters have been a thing for me for years
>from everquest to a heavily modded skyrim
>stop to fap
holy shit these games are awesome, please tell me Katsuragi are in the other games

>>168973361
She's in every game so far.

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>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

>>168974130
Well I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with all that.

Hibari sucks in burst, jesus christ.

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Which Senrans would be good hostesses?

>>168974318
Her knife throw is stupidly powerful. I kicked Daidouji's ass with it.

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>>168974283
Oh you will be!

>>168974419
I'll tell Yagyuu on her.

>>168974318
she sucks period

>>168974398
>knife throw
what?
shes the pink pigtail character that acts kawaii and flails around for attacks and buttbombs

>>168970605

>Regretting sex with Katsu-nee
>Being ashamed of fucking a 10/10 blonde bombshell that's crazy sexy and has huge tits

Let's be honest, she'd be waaaaaay out of our league.

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I want Shiki to stare at me with a lewd face while she wraps her tits around my dick.

>>168974581
I know who we're talking about. In burst her light jump attack is a knife throw. It's like the best normal in the game.

>>168974485
Telling Yagyŭ that Haruka-sama enslaves men to be their dogs will do nothing as she already knows about it. She wouldn't really care either way as long as Hibari isn't affected by that (otherwise she'd have done something about it already).

>>168974714
If I run up to Yagyuu crying like a baby about how Haruka is bullying me I'm sure she'd help me.

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>>168974485

>Yagyuu challenges Haruka to a duel, winner gets Hibari
>Haruka easily wins and takes Yags captive
>Haruka drugs Yagyuu and attaches a bunch of sexual devices to her, vibrators, dildos, etc
>Yagyuu is forced to watch Haruka have sex with Hibari while Yagyuu cums over and over against her will

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>>168974657
STA
TU
TO
RY

>>168974774
You are neither her sister, Hibari or her friend. She wouldn't really care.
And by the time you got to her she'd be already a slave to Haruka-sama.

>>168974818
>>168974869
She wouldn't be defeated that easily! Also Yagyuu would certainly help me because nobody likes watching a grown man cry.

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>>168974946
>nobody likes watching a grown man cry.
Which is why she'd just go away and doesn't bother with your situation.

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>>168974868
Shiki can pass for 21 and I can pass for 18.

>>168975078
No Haruka is scary! I'm gonna tell Rin then because she's a teacher she'll have to help me.

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>>168975212
Why don't you just come to Mommy and get some headpats for being a good boy? You are a good boy, aren't you Anon?
And you want to get headpats, don't you Anon?

Reminder that Yagyuu has beaten Haruka before. Reminder that she also broke out of Haruka trying to seduce her through pure willpower.

>>168975354
Because I'm scared, I'm sleepy and I want head pats. Can I come home?

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>>168975547
Of course, sweetie. Just come home into your Mama's arms and receive as many headpats as you want!
Even your cute little sister Mirai is here! You both have so much to catch up.

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>/v/ still forcing the "Leo is a dude" meme to try and invoke meme magic
I always thought Leo was one of the most attractive who waves and I don't like how things have been going lately.

>>168975759
I always found her to be so plain.

But this thing is absolutely hilarious

>>168975917
Go to bed Hyōki

>>168975965
Hyoki is a chronic bedwetter though.

>>168975759
>most attractive who waves
She's literally blond Yumi with pink eyes

>>168975759
I find it more ridiculous that it only now popped up. We have known who voices her since her reveal, we have had the voice samples for some time, but apparently it requires someone to specifically point out her seiyuu and her previous roles to meme her.

If you're going to meme something, don't do it so late.

>>168976208
So a better looking version of Yumi then? Like Homura is a better looking Asuka with a tan and Kaguya is a better looking Ikaruga?

>>168976354
Shut up Leo.

>>168976392
Shut up Hyoki.

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http://gematsu.com/2017/02/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-gameplay-live-stream-set-march-1

>>168976462
Shut the fuck up Leo, Mom and Dad love me more!

>>168976479
>http://gematsu.com/2017/02/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-gameplay-live-stream-set-march-1
I seriously hope this game comes to PC. I reeeally dont want a PS4 just for a titty splatoon game

>>168976563
It will, sometime in 2019.

>>168976535
Hyoki please, you were always the unfavorite, hence why you slurp yoma all day.

>>168976659
At least I'm not a narcoleptic with the voice of James Earl Jones!

I want Haruka to nurse me back to health when I'm sick

>>168976798
>At least I'm not a narcoleptic with the voice of James Earl Jones!
>with the voice of James Earl Jones!
We don't actually know that.

>>168976902
Oh we know.

>>168976621

they're on a roll, they've been porting SK games to PC less than 6 months apart now. Since there's no market for PCs in Japan the PC port will probably be a west only thing and could come out simultaneously with the console localization. COULD anyway. Or it might be 4-6 months later. I'm thinking early 2018 or late 2017.

>he thinks it actually took them 2 years to port SKSV and BA.

They probably didn't even make an executive decision to begin porting SV to PC until probably March 2016. When SV sold well enough to warrant continuing porting, They probably made the decision to port BA in August, it came out in October. BA sold well enough by January that they began porting EV, and already announced it'll be ready in march. It dosn't take them long at this point.

The only reason it might not come out simultaneously with console release is so they can milk consolebux before they put it on PC where they'll have to deal with some piracy.

>>168977195
She hasn't been given a voice yet. And by your own logic she is related to Leo so...

>>168977770
Shut up my voice is hot Leo's the one who sounds like a man!

>>168977982
>my
Hyoki go to bed already. Just make sure you pee before doing so and don't lay on your back.

>>168978051
Fuck you I'm not a goddam bedwetter!

>>168978124
Now now. Big bro Anon will read you a bedtime story if you behave.

>>168978173
Good. Read me my story and fuck off.

>>168978263
It ends with the girl waking up in a puddle of her own urine. Sound familiar?

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>>168976479
Cool, I was hoping they would do a livestream like they did with EV.

you guys are dumb

>>168978537
You're a piece of shit anon! I hate you!

>>168978585
I love you too!

>>168978685
what the fuck

>>168978745
*kisses anon

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>>168976821

Haruka would be an awful nurse, she'd do... experiments on you while you were incapacitated by illness.

>Top Tier Nurses (truly competent and compassionate caregivers that do their best to make sure you feel better):
Shiki
Rin
Ikaruga
Yozakura (may develop Florence Nightingale syndrome and try to breed you even when you're sick)

>Good Nurses (take their job seriously even if they don't care as much about you as a patient):
Homura
Leo
Miyabi
Yumi

>Okay Nurses:
Asuka (her heart is in the right place but she's pretty clumsy, may fuck up and kill you)
Souji (she doesn't really care and she can be kind of a bitch but her saving grace is that she's competent and wants to show that she's good at whatever she does)
Yagyuu (unless you're Hibari then she's a Top Tier nurse)


>Bad Nurses
Murasaki (her anti social personality makes her not care about others and her timidness impairs her ability to provide care. Will possibly dragon shout you to death)
Haruka (will perform experiments on you that may not be good for you)
Ryoubi (will call you a pussy ass bitch for wanting pain meds or cough suppressants or water.. or.. anything, not very caring)

I don't know enough about Yuyaki's personality to rate her, only rating Senrans who actually have nurse cards.

>>168976354
Another thing is that her seiyuu can voice women, she just gets typecasted a lot. Still an odd choice but it isn't like Dai's isn't still deeper.

>>168979185
I have a cold right now. I doubt any senran could fuck up getting me some dayquil and orange juice.

>>168979135
quit it!

>>168979341
No
*kisses anon on the cheek

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>>168979316

>Shiki, Rin, Ikaruga, and Yozakura would show genuine concern and take vital signs and just sit there and talk to you until you asked them to leave, they would cook you chicken noodle soup even though you didn't ask for any.
>Homura, Leo, Miyabi, Souji, Yumi, and Yagyuu would bring your meds and orange juice, and anything else you asked, and check your temperature, but nothing beyond that. Souji would make you complement her on how good a nurse she is every time she came in and did anything.
>Asuka would trip over the threshold and spill orange juice all over you, lose the pills, and you'll be thankful you didn't ask for Chicken Noodle soup. She then suggests she should start an IV on you to keep you hydrated...
>Murasaki would never even enter your room, she'd leave the juice and pills outside the door
>Haruka would add "a little something extra" to the Orange juice, suddenly you're tripping balls but choking on your own tongue
>Ryoubi would tell you you're a goddamn pussy it's just a cold get your own shit if you absolutely can't tough it out, fucking sissy.

>>168975748
I want Haruka to view me as nothing more than a pathetic object, that has no other purpose in existance, other than to be added to her body and give her better curves.

I want her to laugh about how it is pathetically easy to seduce me and get me to give up my very existance, to to be added to her. And I want her to hate me for it because people should not be throwing away their lives like that!

I want her to wrap me up with her body and slowly sink into her. And once it is clear I can't escape I want her to go from being kind and seductive to mocking me and revealing her hate and sustain for pathetic people like me and how the world will be better off with me gone, replaced with extra curves to her voluptuous body!

Finally I want her to thank me for being so pathetic and how my sacrifice will make her sex life even better, not that a pathetic virgin like me would ever know what sex is.

Then when I realise I have made a stupid mistake I will vanish for all eternity, replaced by even larger breasts on Haruka.

>>168979789
Is Asuka really that clumsy?

>>168979935

she seems like she can be.

>>168979789
By the way I happen to know Ryoubi is a huge baby when she's sick so she has no right to call me a sissy.

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You motherfuckers need to be a cute pink moeblob in gym clothes and a big sis squid in your life!

>>168980134

it doesn't matter if she's a hypocrite, Ryoubi is a sadistic bitch. She just enjoys abusing people.

>>168980263
[x] pat head

>>168980263
No, I don't like moeblobs. The only good moe is gap moe.

>>168980292
We'll see how sadistic she is when I start crying.

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>>168980263

Ya'll mothafuckas need Jesus

>>168980263
maybe

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>>168980362

She'll laugh at you and call you pathetic.

The only way to make Ryoubi warm up to you a bit is to tell her her tits look good in the nurses' uniform. She'll say she doesn't believe you and you're full of shit. But she'll appreciate the flattery and be a *little* nicer to you.

>>168980538
dumb cutting board

>>168980538
Then I don't want Ryoubi. I want Yozakura because I need to be properly babied.

>>168980538
So I have to lie to get proper healthcare?

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>>168980703
Fine by me. I'll gladly have Rin take care of me as I hopelessly try to flirt by telling her how beautiful and youthful she looks.

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>>168980703

Yozakura would be good.

>>168981163
MATING PRESS

>>168981163
Yes this what I need! A strong big boobed girl who will treat me like a helpless baby.

>>168981346

>her tits lightly brush against your face when she goes to fluff your pillows

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BOOBS.

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>Rin will never nurse you back to health while doting on you and constantly checking up on you to make sure you're still OK

I am not okay. I need titty Jesus.

Skeleton
Song lyrics

Stealing Asuka's panties when she is swimming!

>>168977725
>I don't know anything, the post
Peach Beach Splash will arrive on PC in 2019.

The only thing that would change this would be Xseed learning from their loss of the Ys series to Atlus. Atlus offered to localize Ys in less time and with a simultaneous PC release.

Takaki has tweeted on multiple occasions that he wants the turnaround time between his games releasing and them being localized to be shorter. However, as long as he continues to use Xseed it'll be beyond his control as they've been handling his games when they get around to it. Time will tell of his use of PQube to localize Valkyrie Drive will affect his future plans.

Original Japanese release date for Estival Versus:
March 26th, 2015
English Version release date:
March 15th, 2016
PC Version release date:
March 2017

Time between releases: 1 year

They're using a staggered system for their releases and the reason why they're releasing them in March is because it's the best way to pad a businesses' earnings report for 1st quarter.

>>168986161

That time table isn't relevant because Xseed hadn't started porting Senran Kagura games at all until 2016, and they started with older games.

are you retarded enough to think Xseed was working on the PC port of SKSV for 2 years?

>PC SKSV: June 2016
>PC SKBA: Oct 2016 (just over 4 months)
>PC SKEV: March 2017 (just over 5 months)

The games don't take long to port at all.The reason that the ports of the Vita games didn't come out till 2016 wasn't due to them taking long to port but because Xseed didn't DECIDE to do a port until 2016. Now that they know it's worth their time to do it, and it's easy to do, they'll be much faster on making the decision to port in the future, so no, it won't take a year., the only reason it'd take an extra 4-6 months after console launch is if they're trying to milk console sales and see if they can get people to buy 2 copies when it came out on PC.

Takaki WANTS PBS to come on PC (there's just no market for it in Japan though), so if Xseed is really stupid and holds off too long on a PC port, they may lose the localization contract to a company like NISA who will promise a PC port simultaneously. Xseed would basically be finished if that happened.

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>>168981591

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>tfw every time PC gets mentioned and retards start jumping at each others' throats

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There's a lot of fighting

Instead, look at this image and discuss the feelings it gives you

>>168987275
I
HATE
MURASAKI

>>168987715
I
HATE
THAT HEDGEHOG

>>168987778
Who's Eggman's Senran?

>>168987275
Murasaki fucking sucks.

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>>168987715
>>168987862
U-Umm... no.

Thinking about it I think the reason I dislike Murasaki is that I see my social anxiety in her.

>>168988068
That's not the reason, stop false flagging, no one is this stupid.
We don't even have social anxiety, she's just a shitty character.

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THIS HARUKA OF MINE SHINES WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

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GOTY 2017!

>>168988493
I like this... but please explain why this is happening.
Also, I like Shining Haruka Sword more... unless that ruins whatever the joke is.

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Murasaki is a nice person, please be nice to her.

>>168988790
Murasaki isn't a nice person, she's a selfish fat fuck who only knows how to eat pizza and game.
She's not even good at games 'cause she can't even FUCKING SEE.
Holy shit why is her guardian not a mole? She has such poor eyesight and she goes around sniffing everyone and she's a fucking idiot. That's a goddamn mole, not a bear... what the hell Japan?

>>168987839
Muramasa

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>>168988689
I keep getting bored and end up photo-shopping Haruka's hair onto gundams.

This Haruka isn't just for show!

>>168988931
Well, bears spend a good amount of the year hibernating

>>168987971
FACE LIKE A BASSETT HOUND
NONE OF THE ENERGY OR FUN
DUMB SCHTICK
DUMBEST WEAPONS
EGL EVEN WORSE THAN MIRAI'S

senrans

>>168989242
Literally the only thing Murasaki has going for her is the fact that she's not Ryoubi.

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>>168989242
I like Mirai's EGL!

yozakura is cutest

>>168989756
Close. Right squad, wrong Senran.

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>>168989242
>FACE LIKE A BASSETT HOUND
Saki can be cute if she wants to

>NONE OF THE ENERGY OR FUN
What's wrong with mellow girls? I'm sure plenty of people wouldn't mind lounging around with their senran.

>DUMB SCHTICK
You mean like every character in this series?

>DUMBEST WEAPONS
Yes

>EGL EVEN WORSE THAN MIRAI'S
Wat?

>>168989868
Mopey!=mellow.

>>168989442
This actually got me thinking. Is Ryoubi the most polarizing Senran? People either love her or hate her, there's no middle ground.

>>168989442
Ryoubi is great, though. Saki kills the mood of every scene she's in, like a giant boob deflating.

>>168990091
I am indifferent about Ryoubi!

>>168986713
>doesn't bring up SV at all
>are you retarded enough to think Xseed was working on the PC port of SKSV for 2 years?

hahahahahaha no one thinks that

Xseed doesn't port games. Xseed localizes games. Tamsoft is the company responsible for porting the Senran Kagura games to PC. They just happen to have to rely on Xseed for files needed for English releases.

The time it takes for Tamsoft to produce a PC port is irrelevant because they won't produce one without Xseed's localization. Every Senran Kagura game was localized over one year after its Japanese release.

Burst | 1 year 3 months
JP: August 2012
EN: November 2013

Shinovi Versus | 1 year 8 months
JP: February 2013
EN: October 2014

Deep Crimson | 1 year 1 month
JP: August 2014
NA: September 2015

So, even if it only took Tamsoft say, 3 months to produce a PC port it wouldn't matter on account of Xseed still taking their sweet time to produce a localization. I doubt it even takes that long to fully translate a Senran Kagura game. If anything it's a combination of them also working on other games and having to release during certain times of the year.

However, if you look at the release of every single SK game except Dekamori it's safe to say we won't see a localization until a year has passed. When Estival Versus was localized in March of 2016 they could have contracted Tamsoft to make a PC port that same year but instead chose to wait another year.

If Xseed continues to use the same strategy that they've been using for over five years then the English version of Peach Beach Splash will arrive March 2018 and they won't have Tamsoft produce a PC port until March 2019.

Of course, unless Marvelous JP decides it wants its games to be localized sooner.

>>168990137
Ryoubi's an unbearable cunt. And her fake boob gimmick is retarded, because it takes away from her pettanko appeal but it also doesn't appeal to cowtit lovers. The only people it would appeal to is people with a breast inflation fetish.

>>168990285
>but it also doesn't appeal to cowtit lovers
Wrong.
I actually think Ryoubi after her transformation is the hottest character in the cast.

That said, I also think she's an unbearable cunt so I hate her. And >>168990137 instead of killing the mood of every scene she's in she just kills the plot of every story she's involved in. Her 'drama' with Ryouki was fucking retarded. And her wanting to proceed in killing Miyabi even after finding out Miyabi did literally nothing wrong was even more stupid. She's shit.

Let's be honest here; Is there a Senran who is universally loved? I am pretty sure every Senran is hated someway.

Do busty shinobi need to drive sometimes? Which senran would be the best at driving?

>>168990529
Mamasuka.

>>168990529
nobody hates hikage

>>168990091
I like how sassy she is but I don't like how she only ever talks about boobs.

>>168990578
Or Asuka

>>168989868
Why would you post that she can be cute sometimes and then post this abomination.
Imu also looks fucked up here but still better than saki

>>168990578
I'm sure I saw an anon around here that thought Hikage was dumb and does nothing special.

>>168990645
B O R I N G

>>168990789
I think she looks fine. I like the way her looks in it.

>>168979185
Shiki is a terrible nurse actually.

>>168990578
I do admit, while I don't dislike Hikage by the long shot, I do think that sometimes her "I have no emotions" thing goes too far where it becomes an excuse why she can do whatever she wants.

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Murasaki is the ideal woman for me and that's enough. I love everything about her.

>>168991089
i thought that was intentional

>>168990529
Is there anyone that hates Murakumo? I can see why some might not particularly care for her but characters like Yozakura, Murakumo, Hikage. Homura and Miyabi seem inoffensive enough that I couldn't really see someone having a reason to 'hate them' even if they don't appeal to that person.

>>168990578
>>168990645
>>168991285
You're forgetting about that one Anon that hates every girl!

>>168991450
an obvious lie!

>>168991450
Then Kiriya is the Senran that nobody hates!

>>168991523
Wouldn't Rin anons hate him?

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>>168991523
I love Kiriya-sensei!

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Um, they are supposed to be nice feelings

>>168991594
excuse me i'm not some filthy self-insert faglord

>>168991725
You said to discuss the feelings the image gives. It gives feelings of "Imu needs and deserves a better sister" and "Old New Hebi is miserable enough without her whining while talking three words per minute".

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>>168991915
No, Murasaki is a good imouto and Imu loves her very much

>>168991725
Poor saki, can't even do a normal job without some whack job throwing kunai and ninja stars all over the place

>>168992083
Imu is a good oneesan so loves her bothersome imouto. She's a good oneesan, so deserves a better imouto.

Saki did get better in EV, but she's still a bit of a wet blanket.

>>168992228
>Good oneesan
>Completely fucking blanked her little sister until the woman she had a crush on thought she would be useful.

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>>168992308
Their relationship was awkward before but they're patching up nicely now!

>>168992213
>finally musters enough will power to go outside and get a job
>ninjas still trying to kill her and shit
And people wonder why she's so mopey.

>>168992308
>actually gives a shit about her dead weight of a sister and wants to help her be happy even after giving up her childhood for her
She's quite a nice oneesan.

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Kani-chan's fundoshi is the truth of the universe for me.

>>168987715
I
HATE
SAUERKRAUT

>>168991594
only jealous.

>>168993014
best album

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How was your night, /skg/?

I woke up because a spider was crawlig on my face and I inhaled air through my nose so hard that I actually inhaled the spider with me. I fucking panicked and when I tried to pull her out I only ripped a few legs off. I tried to get her out with my finger but it failed aswell so I had to blow my nose, I don't know when but apparently I squished the spider in my nose so my tissue was full of spider mush.

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Delivery for anon.