/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Brown waifu.

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Bloo

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>>168764504
Jamison Fawkes!

Why does 2 Reinhardt hitting each other do less damage than 1 Reinhardt hitting someone into a wall?
If Rein hits someone into a wall at 30mph, the walls speed is 0 so 30+0=30
But 2 Reins charging at each other, both going 30mph, that's 30+30=60, it should be the equivalent of 1 Rein charging a wall at 60mph.

Rein doesn't take damage from charging into walls at 30mph so you could say his armour is designed to take that force, but firstly, if he charges a Rein (who isn't charging back) that Rein still takes damage. And secondly, even if his armour was designed to take the impact of a 30mph charge, surely it wouldn't be able to withstand double the amount of force?

>tfw need 188 SR before Season 3 ends

>>168764504
hurr durr my teammates are bad every game i always lose because of my teammates something something elo hell platinum something i can do nothing wrong and i am very smart everyone is an idiot but me *sniff* *sniff* "And so on on, and so on, and so on."

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>>168764604
Fixed.

>>168764637
Fine, 2 rein's charging into each other now give both 400 damage.

Are you satisfied now?

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>>168764767
gerard got to fuck that every night.

He was too lucky to live.

>>168764767
MUH

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>>168764604
>qt blueberry
Feels so good shooting Brown rocket woman out of the sky.

>>168764827
And he's now dead. The lucky motherfucker.

I fucking love that hair style, I need more.

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>>168764730
>whats a joke

>>168764504
>the pro emulator
Funny thing is he'll probably still climb more than you.
I've seen plenty of people in gold or platinum season 2 who made diamond or masters season 3 purely by picking Dva or S-76 every game

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i want pharah fags to kys themselves

>>168764637
solution: only has armor on the front
reinhardt 1 charges reinhardt 2 and hits reinhardt 2s back, only 2 takes damage
both charge eachother: both take some damage

>>168764730

It's a joke you dense faggot

Capcom has just acquired Blizzard. The next character will be a palette swap of an already playable character with minor gameplay changes. Who is it and what are the changes?

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According to his bio, Reaper has been active for decades. I guess even when he was in the US military, he was always a bad egg.

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Yeah!

>>168764504
The last character you played as is now from Boston how does their ult cry change?

>>168764827
I unironically thought she was stood in front of some monster sized dildo because that's just what I expect from the Overwatch community these days

>decide to solo queue
>Anubis
>pick Ana
>rush onto point, cap it in less than a minute
>Genji tries to run in on his own somewhere, dies straight away
>he puts "Nice one team" in chat
>leaves

Why do people do this

We had so much potential to win and he quit because he tried to 1v5 randomly

>>168765051
"This one's wicked pissah!" - Tracer

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McCree a extremely handsome cowboy.
Recommend me a book, /owg/

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>>168764593

How did Blizzard inadvertently create the perfect being?

Maybe it's the fact that I grinded for 5 loot boxes and all I got was blues and silvers, but I'm not enjoying this game anymore.

>>168764504
>not carrying your team to victory
what's so hard about playing tracer, soldier, or mccree

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>Playing Mei on Volskaya
>enemy team stand still to aim, making it easy to get icicle headshots
>3 gold medals
>Internet connection suddenly starts shitting the bed
>game disconnects me from the server and forces me to restart the game
>gets 0 credit for that whole match in the end

>>168765029
or that Talon has been prototyping Reapers for a while now, and Reyes is the culmination of that research

>>168765169
What genres do you like, anon?

>>168765169
The Dark Tower

>>168765169
Dune.

>>168765169
I can't recommend you a book but I can recommend you a movie. Brokeback mountain

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>>168765170
Can't go wrong with Amari genes.

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Satya Vaswani

>>168764921
>>168764970
there is not indication that its a joke, the only reason it would upset you that someone calls out how stupid it is is that you yourselves are the platshitters who can do no wrong but lose every game because of 'bad luck'

>>168765265
I remember before Ana was released everybody was saying Pharah was a insatiable whore but now Pharah is the pure one. How?

>>168765029
DELETE THIS

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>go 36 and 12 with Pharah
>our Ana is allergic to healing me
>will only shoot me if I stand right in front of her spamming "I need healing"
>manage to get potg, gold elim/obj/dmg
>lose because shockingly I can't do it all alone with 7 health
>only end card of our team goes to mei for time frozen

Mercy mains pls come back I will fly around above the enemy and protect you.

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>>168765265
You can when you need to win a sniper duel.

>>168765170
sombra does more dps
but
"sombra is an offensive support" - Jeff Kaplan
>>168765216
If you shitpost about OW servers on BNet forums, you get shadowbanned.

Bill Warnecke has confirmed American servers are in LA, Chicago, Sydney, Sao Paulo, and fucking Singapore lol
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745736429#post-5

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Tuesday

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>>168765170
Good question

sombra is a trashy waifu

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>>168765380
People stopped being dumb.
Pharah is 100% pure.

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What are all the familiars or "spirit animals" associated with the characters?

Genji - Sparrow (Has a skin called this)
McCree - ?
Pharah - Thunderbird? (Mystical animal, don't know if counts)
Reaper - Owl? (Shape of mask)
Soldier - ?
Sombra - Black jaguar? (Judging from the "Eyes" spray, maybe)
Tracer - ?
Bastion - ?
Hanzo - Dragon? (Another mystical animal)
Junkrat - Rat? Rooster?
Mei - Panda? (Is from China, and same VO does Pandarens' voices I think)
Torbjörn - Bear? (Name literally Thor Bear)
Widowmaker - Spider
Dva - Bunny
Reinhardt - Lion
Roadhog - Pig? (Seems too obvious, but I dunno)
Winston - ? ("Gorilla" would be way too obvious and redundant)
Ana - ?
Zarya - ? (Already one bear, so "Fuzzy siberian bear" doesn't fit?)
Lúcio - Frog
Mercy - ?
Symmetra - ?
Zenyetta - ?

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>>168765005
Reinhardt.

His charge uses a resource bar and he can fly. His shield is a lot weaker and his fire strikes are vertical instead of horizontal. He does a dive bomb esque attack for his ult

>>168765169

Politics
George Friedman - Flashpoints
Robert Kaplan - The Revenge of Geography

Fiction
Eric Flint - 1632
David & Leigh Eddings - The Redemption of Althalus

Non-Fiction
Michael Pettis - The Great Rebalancing
Alan Axelrod - Patton's Drive

>>168765409
But I thought flight totally makes up for having the worst DPS in the game.

that's what everybody was saying last thread though
>>168765493
Tracer is clearly a rabbit.

>>168765493
Winston is human.

AS in despite being a gorrila he adopts human ideals and virtues . He is even more "human" then some actual humans.

I'm tired of losing matches because some asshole and his shitter friends join a match, lock down all the most important heroes and then fucking suck ass at it.

Fucking s76 in my last match literally could not kill Pharah. He killed her ONCE, ONE TIME in three rounds.

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>>168765407
>You taste better than Gerade.. Mr Reyes. Even burnt flesh and all.

>>168765530
>Tracer is clearly a rabbit.
Why? Especially when Dva already and clearly has bunny.

>>168765595
>Winston is human.
Interesting. Doesn't fit the theme, but I could see him as an exception, yes.

>>168765379

you are retarded, friend.

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You are now in charge of balancing Overwatch.
You're free to do/undo any changes made to any hero.
What changes do you make and how do they impact the health of the game?

>>168764927
This is where your lack or perspective comes into play again.

The win condition of every game isn't necessarily the same. If we were to use perfectly coordinated pro matches as an example, the very comp you just mentioned got beat by a team with Pharah + Widowmaker.

You're thinking about things way too 2 dimensionally. You even wrote off Concussion in an earlier post because "it only works on a few maps".

Well, that's still perfect reason to run Pharah on the aforementioned maps then.

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>>168765237
Mystery, Crime, and books like Norwegian Wood or Invisible Monsters
>>168765238
>>168765252
>>168765520
Thanks, I'll look into them.
>>168765254
I've actually never watched it, heard it's decent.

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>>168765609
DELET

>>168765493
tracer should be mosquito because she serves no purpose but to be fucking annoying

>>168765493
you have autism, friend

>>168765493
McCree - Mustang
Bastion - Birb
Zarya - Anavar

Post sluts.

>>168765378
Is intelligent and beautiful!

>>168765493
Mercy's a dove for sure. I'd say McCree is either a horse or a herding dog, and Tracer could be an otter. Pharah would work as a hawk if you don't want to go with mythological creatures. What makes you connect Junkrat with a rooster?

>>168765596
Why didn't you get on Ana then?
Soldier actually isn't the best hero for killing Pharah, burst damage like McCree, Widowmaker, and especially Ana are the best at killing Pharah. Soldier needs constant LOS to do meaningful damage, and has trouble with pockets.

>>168765493
Hanzo is wolf, Genji is dragon.

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Mercy being forced to watch Genji getting gangbanged and turned into a cum filled mess!
Genji leaving her after this because she can no longer satisfy him!

>>168765683
Tanks and healers are removed. Game becomes a good shooter instead of a bad MOBA.

>>168765678
"im bad and someone knows im bad and that makes me sad :( ill call them retarded, haha thatll show them"

>>168765029
Well, yeah. That's how Overwatch fell apart, cause of awful shady shit that Blackwatch was doing. Reyes probably used the Reaper name back then as a codename.

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>>168765845
Pharah? Is that you?

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>>168765265

AMARI PLS

Who is the most attractive OW streamer? Dibz? Valkia? That feet girl is cute too.

>>168765693
Okay! If you don't mind fantasy elements, you might give the Dresden Files a look - they're kind of tongue-in-cheek and light compared to other mystery novels, but they're a fun read.

>>168765169
Chronicles of the Black Company
His Dark Materials
The First Law

>>168765853
>Poor map design suddenly becomes 200% more prominent
>2cp maps become extra cancerous because the 2nd point is literally impossible to take now

>>168765029
More like something they wrote up and then Chu forgot about but "feel free to draw your own conclusions so I don't have to write anything ;)".

>>168765973
I think Valkia is pretty hot

It amazes me that people get so gigatraiggered just seeing sombra on their team

You can have a team with Hanzo, Torb and Junkrat but as soon as someone picks Sombra everyone goes apeshit

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>Attack Gibral
>Teammate picks Widow
>2 teammates beg him to not play Widow
>1 person says to give Widow player a chance
>I check Widow's profile
>6 minutes of Widow gameplay
>I tell the team
>Dude still says to give him a chance
>Widow ends up doing absolutely nothing to help the team other than help the enemy team build their ults
>I'm talking about literally 0 kills since I was paying attention to the killfeed
>Widow player call us trash when we loose

Welp, time to insta report every Widow player. Either they get banned or I am, Its a win-win for me.

>>168766020
New map designs, obviously. The only good maps are KOTH maps and even those could use some tweaks.

>>168765973
Mendokusai. I wanna fucking cum all over his twink face.

>>168765596

What platform are you playing on?

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What would his kit be?

>>168765665
Oh, right.
Mongoose then.
I was talking about her speed.
>>168765685
Concussion isn't just for kills, it's to disrupt the high ground, which again, that's Volskaya, Anubis, and what else? Numbani will get you hooked because pt. A is too cqc, WPG is usually server defense, R66 you dont get the angle onto gas station, nor the cover to play around 76, and so on. There's more maps, but there's no reason to use Pharah. It needs too much dedication to run, when you can run an equally effective strategy more consistently.
>>168765683
Make Winston's Barrier work like Mei's wall again.
>>168765745
Because Junkrat is loud and annoying.
>>168766096
nobody gives a shit what you run
just mute everybody and play dps, you'll climb.

>>168766121
QP or comp?

I think you should have to have at least an hour playtime on a hero to use them in comp.

>>168766179
>banana peel
>Net
>Ultimate: Disguise

>>168766247
Obviously comp. I wouldnt give a shit in QP.

>>168765683
remove all wallhacks

cut hogs hook range in half, make it PTR version

Pharah can now ground pound to get out of the sky quickly

Give soldier much harsher damage falloff

Winston can now press E to remove his shield to start the cooldown early, cooldown is now 10 seconds.

Dva has her old 400 armor 100 health mech back

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>>168766042
I wouldn't mind this vaguery if we got lore content on a regular basis. Problem is we get small lore updates once every few months so questions remain unaswered for ever. For example I have feeling it's going to take years till we finally know who this person in the picture is. Is it Jacks kid? Is it a niece or nephew?

>>168765986

>it's been two and a half years since Skin Game

Fucking end my life already please

>>168765493
McCree and Soldier's animals are bald eagles
Pharah's is a falcon or hawk
Bastion's is obviously whatever bird Ganymede is
Zarya's is a slav.
Reaper's is a crow.
Mercy's is probably a white horse
Symmetra's is fecal matter

>>168766308
(give pharah cluster bombs and the ability to glide)

>>168766306
Well yeah that's pretty dumb.

I haven't bothered with comp since S1 though because it's so shit and I don't give a fuck about awful golden weapons.

What would a rank 70 be equivalent to in the new system? Diamond?

>>168766408
Masters I'm pretty sure, diamond is ~60

>>168765683
i dont care about number changes i care about giving characters new tools
if i thought number tweaking could fix this game then id actually care about the new custom games, but flat nerfs and flat buffs arent going to do anyone any good

you ever wonder if jeff kaplan takes a break from listening to reddit faggots and comes here?
what do you think goes through his mind when he sees shit like dick sizes of all the male characters, /ovg/s weird obsession with widowmaker & junkrat, people who want to be symmetras human-designated-shitting-street, and of course the healslut game of mercy players?

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>>168765715
No, I don't. Besides I'm 100% certain all the characters HAVE canonical animals attached to them.

>>168765721
>>168765745
Horses or dogs do seem to fit with McCree's cowbow thing, but I'm not sure if they are his familiars still.

I could see hawk for Pharah, sure. But why otter for Tracer? (And the rooster comes from his mane and strut, but I haven't really figured it out yet. Has to do with the zodiac I think.)

>>168765772
Yeah, Hanzo is probably wolf, but I'm still not sure if dragon is the right one for anyone.

>>168766350
Crow for Reaper, hmm, maybe. He does have that one skin with the beak...

>>168765169
Neuromancer

>>168766408
rank 70 is equivalent to low GM.

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WELCOME TO MY REALITY

>>168766460
>But why otter for Tracer?
In terms of animal symbolism, otters represent agility, energy, joy, friendship and playfulness. I thought it fit Tracer pretty well!

So this season i got to 2340 SR, and after that i just solo queued down to 1889 SR. Finally found a group of spainiards to play with, out of the around 14 games we did i think we only lost 2, for the love of kaplan will i even get to diamond in the next season?

just blew up a rip-tire by randomly exploding an old mine after spawning, buds

>>168766442
>>168766524
Well maybe when they add some better rewards and fix the leaver bullshit I'll pick comp back up again.

I've never been so angry with a game as when I dropped like 5 ranks due to leavers in back to back to back etc games.

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>>168765696

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So what will it be?

Seems important.

And she is really teasing it on twitter.

>>168766675
mute all, play dps, you'll climb if you're good.

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Pharah is the cutest and always has been!

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People didn't like the ARG cause the only payoff for it was ASCII skulls instead of like, actual information.

Although I guess there's probably not much information to be had at this point when they're still probably changing around abilities this stage in devlopment

Guys

I really like playing Sombra.

I like her abilities, I like hacking health packs, I like her gun, I like running around behind enemy lines

I just hate that her hack and emp don't cancel all abilities properly.

>>168766764
Shitty voice lines that don't make any sense or mean anything.

No new skins.

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>>168766820
>Ana's hips

>>168766917
Jeff what the fuck are you doing responding to salty fucks on the forums? It makes them seem pathetic.

>>168766172
PC.

Yes, I know.

>>168766764
Widowmaker was never brainwashed at all. Instead Gerard let her kill him to better infiltrate talon

>>168766957
really?

She said be prepared for what's coming up.

And is really teasing it on twitter. Seems a bit much for just voicelines.

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>>168766981
>Pharah's hips

>>168766764
They are going to do a Doomfist cinematic.

>>168766917
The next hero seems to be coming out pretty soon so they should have solid info by now. They just learned nothing from the ARG which isn't surprising since they initially said they thought it was well received.

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>>168766598
No you wont faggot, there's a reason you dropped out of gold

>Play comp with a four stack
>One of our two randoms has almost a thousand hours in the game
>Has over 40 hours on ana this season
>Has no idea how ana works.
>Only tries to heal long range
>Only thinks the grenade is an offensive weapon

How do you get like this?

What's your final SR for this season /owg/?
3516 here

>>168767107
Well after the last short it seems pretty obvious that Zarya will be fighting Talon so Widow is probably featured in that.

Still no new skins ever.

>>168766578
I'll make a note of this, but I'm guessing Tracer has a more land based animal, whatever it is. (This one is maybe the hardest, because I haven't even got a clue yet.)

>>168765596

>literally could not kill Pharah
>He killed her ONCE

>literally can not
>except when he did

nice post

>>168767151
cap this, next hero playable on overwatch launch anniversary.

>>168767213
An ability that has multiple uses is too complicated for most people anon.

>>168765845
how about you shut the fuck up, friend?

>>168767268
I'd guess sooner. It's already been two months since they shipped the hero off to the art department and Kaplan said the new hero is what they're focused on right now. We only have one gap between heroes to go by but if it turns out similar the next hero should come out next month or so.

>>168767214

I am new to FPS's and hadn't played other seasons, got placed in gold, rose to nearly plat then lost it all and stopped playing. Less than 20 hours of comp

The comp matches are pointlessly long (fuck Bo5 KoTH and 4 round 2cp/payload), I'd rather just enjoy myself in QP

>>168767214
SH will be 4004
Final will be 3000.
I only play pubs until I hit GM.

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Stat me /owg/

>>168767380
Then what would they have to celebrate the launch anniversary?
A new map won't cut it. Has to be something big, like a hero.

>>168767493
An event?

>>168766329
that looks like Tracer tbqh

>>168767549
People don't like events, they're empty, it's just more of the same game, but a grind. They'd have to do something like Junkenstein to get people excited for it.

>>168765596
Switch to Ana if you're a healer, switch to Widow if you're DPS, switch to DVa if you're a tank. Bully her until she switches.

EZ PZ

>>168767626
Some people asked Chu if it was Tracer but he said it wasn't. But hey, there might be an answer in the next year or two

>>168767095
You've got it backwards, anon

Gerard is a high-level Talon operative who was the one behind Widow's brainwashing, and whom only PRETENDED to be killed because OW got too close to blowing his cover

Who does McCree talk about when asked where he learned to shoot like that?

Someone's mother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owDHbh2szl0

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>>168767343
No
Genji is for breeding

>>168767717
What a twist

>>168766917
I thought the ARG was pretty cool. It would have made more sense if Sombra released a week before halloween event though.

>>168767424
big guy hero when?

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>>168767796
He's talking about Ana. Pharah is the one who asks him about it.

>>168767814
Genji is only for loving, monogamous BDSM sex wherein he submits consensually to Mercy and she provides plentiful aftercare and tune-ups to his augments

>>168767814
>>168765845
Angela is surely regretting installing that bionic pussy along with all those sensitivity settings now.

So this is a list of all events and there months. If this year follows the same pattern as last one we should get an event roughly every 2 months.

>January: Chinese new years
>February: none
>march: Unknown
>April: Unknown
>May: Unknown
>June: unknown
>July: Unknown
>August: Summer games
>September: none
>October: Halloween
>November: None
>December: Winter

Let's fill in those gaps.

May will probably have a anniversary event.

>>168766179
>>168766248

Primary fire
>Gag laser gun that makes pew pew noises
>Fires two piercing shots per second
>30 damage a hit
>Cannot headshot

Banana Peel
>Can be placed on ground
>Stuns an enemy for 3 second, knocking them onto the ground
>8 second cooldown, only one placed at a time

Net
>Slows a player by 50 percent
>Disable primary attack
>Disables all movement abilities
>12 second cooldown, lasts for 6 seconds

Ultimate (Disguise)
>You become an enemy player, stealing all their abilities, including their ult at it's current charge
>You drop out of this form after taking 100 damage

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Im happy to main pharah as a dps in gold platinum cause all the people that play my counters can't aim. except Widowfuck that stupid bitch

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>>168766329
they have to drop the info little by little (ye, maybe they don't what they're doing), i believe they want to do the slowest possible because, every actual and future char will have a long background and even crossing paths with another chars (dead or alive), so the way i see it, the lore its a slow growing thing that can last years for how are things now

>>168767938
>installing a bionic pussy
u wot

>>168765683
Revert 76 back to how he was

Sombra hack can't be interrupted except by breaking LoS, cool down is 12 seconds, if LoS is broken it still starts the cool down
Reduce her spread by 25%

Reduce Piggu hook hitbox but no longer breaks once connected. However it now functions as a projectile rather than hitscan, meaning if you move it doesn't warp through time and space to get you, it just misses, and though it functions as a projectile it does not count as projectile against Dva's DM

Increase radius of Tracer ult significantly. Also mess about with the arc it travels until it feels more comfortable

Pharah has 50 shields on top of her health, making her 250 health so she's just a little less vulnerable in the air
The time taken for her to fire off her ult is now halved, the rockets do the same damage and have the same spread but they travel twice as fast
Her normal rockets get boosted to 40m/s (same as 76's helix rockets) instead of her current 30m/s

Genji gets his edgeboost back, there was no reason to remove it in the first place other than shitters not knowing how to do it

Hanzo' scatter arrow currently does a maximum of 450 damage, reduce that to 300

Slight increase in the time between Junkrats grenade shots. Only about 0.2 seconds or so. just to encourage people to think about their aim rather than mindless spam
RIP-tire gets 50 armour and a 10% movement increase

Remove all the Bastion changes in PTR right now. He stays as he is.

Dva has 300 health, 300 armour

Winston gets a slight damage boost, shield stays up until destroyed, has 1000 health

Zarya bubble does not cleanse

Mercy heals 65hps instead of 60. Maybe a cleanse

More aim required for Zenyatta's discord, give it a maximum range

Ana. 70dps 70hps, grenade heals for 50 and damages for 50, 50% increase to friendly healing 50% decrease to enemy healing

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>>168768047
>April: Japanese dick festival

>>168768341
>genji gets a dildo sword

>>168768047

April will be easter

>>168768383
>pulls out dick sword
>WARIHUM QUWITAK
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
what do?

>>168768397
There isn't going to be an Easter event.

May-June is going to be a summer event with beach-themed skins.

When are they going to finally nerf symmetra to the point where she's quadriplegic and can only roll slowly on a wheelchair?
also it would be cool if the only thing enemy players could do to her is push the wheelchair so she falls to the ground and can't move

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>Almost make it to diamond
>Proceed to lose 200 SR
Time to go jerk off to Jeanne Alter porn

>>168768397
For like the 500th time, they've said they're not doing Valentine's or Easter.

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>>168766981
>>168767112

post gency pls

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>the valentines shit starting to become this popular

Jesus christ. I think we're gonna have a flood of autists now.

>come out of sombra stealth
>say my loud ass voice line
>wait a solid section before I can even perform an action
>shoot someone for a further second before they even react

why are widow players so shit at everything but point and click

>>168765683
Pharah can now air dash horizontally using her thrust meter. Thrust meter capacity increased by 10%. Alternate Ult. She can instead make her Ult rockets fly out radially from her and lock on to nearby targets(including Torb/Sym turrets). It's the same amount of rockets so it does less damage to single targets.

Genji can now pull out his sword which turns his primary into his Ult but without the energy blade increasing the range and it does 70 damage instead of 120. His secondary becomes his old primary.

Sombra no longer has the lag between decloaking and attacking. She attacks and then begins decloaking.

Reinhardt can shield while charging but it covers less space while doing so.

If Roadhog's hook breaks before pulling in an opponent, the opponent is left stunned like they were hit with a flashbang.

Symmetra walks slower while holding down primary.

Torb can give armor to his turret. OR Torb can put down a level 1 turret without destroying his level 2 turret previously built. If he builds that turret to level 2 then the first level 2 turret is destroyed.

Bastion in sentry mode gets an ability to pull out tank treads for 2-3 seconds to reposition without leaving sentry mode.

>>168766329
>his kid

Morrison's "road to glory" states him helping new recruits and being a role model to newer members of Overwatch like showing them the ropes. That person could easily be any one of those recruits, dead or alive. Did you forget about this?

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So....this is the power of Hanamura....

>>168768594
/ic/ here, its amazing how many patreon idiots with ok rendering and a bunch of filters cant even draw hands, or general anatomy for that matter

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rate my OC

>>168765683
Remove Ana. Game is fixed.

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>>168768515
That's just mean.

i placed at 2200

rate me

>>168769069
Average as fuck

>>168769069
Below average by a margin of about 10-15%

>>168769069
you are in the bottom 1% of players

>>168769012
That crooked nose indian FUCKFACE started first.

>>168769069
you are in the top 1% of players

Finally got to 10 QP hours on Hanzo, now I can never touch him again. Relieved

I use 1000 DPI and 3.5 or 3 sens depending on hero. Is that equivilent to 500 DPI and 7 or 6 sens, or are they different things? If different, which would be better?

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>>168769294
t. Genji main

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Night

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I love it when the enemy team helps us win.

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Post suffering.

>>168769542
I don't even play genji, but why the fuck is she even in the game?
Everything about that character is the most boring and easy shit.
Its literally
>huh i'll just microwave this room and build ult in 30 seconds to have a fucking GORILLION HEALTH TELEPORTER right at fucking the start of the match

>heh i better dodge well while i mantain left click on this poor fucker for 1 and a half second or he might just end up harming my poo skin

even the people on her own team are mad at that slut

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>>168769784
Is there more to that one? It feels like the ending just kind of petered out.

>>168768872

no one cares about the hands or any that shit you fucking autist

>>168769870
I'm not a waifufag

But her face is disgusting

>>168769753
enemy meis are especially helpful

>building a turret
>taking fire
>enemy mei walls you off
>build turret to level 2 in peace

>pushing payload
>taking damage
>enemy mei walls off your team
>get to heal up while you push the payload for a few free metres

>>168769924
Yes but the second part kind of ruins it because its Jack belly aching about how he's complete responsible for what happened to Gabe and it just wasn't in character at all.

>>168770041
I AM a waifufag

And her face is disgusting.

>>168770085
Ah, all right then. I thought it was off to a good start at any rate.

>>168765683
Torbjorn, can place 2 level 1 turrets OR 1 level 2
Symetra needs her health/armor adjusted slightly lower
Reduce cooldown on widowmakers mine
Junkrat needs a real change, currently the only way to play is to play a troll

anyone think sombra would be better if her gun spray was 10% or more tighter?

>>168769870
Being boring and easy as shit is exactly why she's in the game.

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>>168769784

Why are Hanzo main's egos so fragile? We literally were having our ass handed to by the team on attack and this fucker refused to switch only to quit the game entirely when he knew we were going to lose.

>>168766121
Same result, opposite player
>Attack volskya
>teammate picks junkrat
>profile shows he basically solos jonkrat, hours vs minutes to other characters
> fails to get kills, or cap the point
> nonstop voice chat about "shitty team"

Thiskillstheman.jpg

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>>168770450
Too much suffering anon.

>>168768808
I don't know it's kind of weird holding a picture of some random recruit in his pocket all the time. That's gotta be someone important. Plus Ana always carries a photo of Fareeha with her at all times.

>>168765683
Increase Winston's melee damage outside of ult to 40, allow Winston to drop Barriers while in primal rage

Give D.Va 300hp and 300 armor

Junkrat's traps are invisible unless you get close enough to them

Completely rework Mercy's staff. Her yellow beam now heals 60hps and gives 30% damage buff, while her blue beam gives a rapidly disappearing +50 hp like Lucio's sound barrier and also removes lingering effects (discord, anti-heal, sleep)

The limit to damage reduction is bumped down to 60%. So Sentry nanobastion has 60% damage reduction instead of 70%

McCree's FtH does 50 damage per shot but has ridiculously close falloff, starts having damage falloff at 5m. Also fix Flashbang's hitbox

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>>168770041
>>168770108
hey someone said it at last.
>>168770204
Damn i sometimes forget this is Overwatch

>>168770719
Fareeha is her daughter. We already can kind of assume Morrison's work was everything to him. He's a soldier. If he saw a good cadet die, maybe because of him or Reyes, it would probably hit him hard. Especially if it was a kid he took under his wing.

>>168770743
>Her yellow beam now heals 60hps and gives 30% damage buff
Look mate, even as a Mercy player this a little much. She'd be a must pick for every team.

Hey guys, console player here :^) I'm converting to pc and I'm about to build one. How powerful are your rigs? Will a 144hz monitor make a huge difference? I want to be able to actually aim with Mcree now

>>168770450
What is Gabe's beef, again?

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>>168767685
I like events

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>>168765169
Librarianfag here. Room by Emma Donoghue, or The Slap by Christos Tsolkias (I think that's how you spell that one, but I'm certain for Emma.) Ignore the shows/movies they made recently for them.

Have an accurate going against Roadhog game for your topicality needs.

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>>168771072
>yfw its the new hero is the first cinematic kid

>>168770898
That's what I'm saying with the Fareeha thing. Ana carries that photo because it's her daughter. Jack probably carries that photo because that's probably his kid. Before this comic we didn't know Torbjorn had kids either. We all just assumed he was a pervy old man.

>>168767717
What if Gerard is the next hero?

>>168764504
Is solo queue hell a thing?
I've been fucking gold and slowly increasing-for ~2 weeks solo.
Then graphics driver bugs out and i keep dcing till like 1400-infuriating right.
But now even lucio/zarya etc whoever i pick; i'm still decreasing.
>inb4 carry
There was a time when that was possible.

Not that I care that much but its weird.
It is fun playing in this bracket and taking advantage of silly mistakes.
I see why ppl smurf

>>168765097
I've had my share of people who push in no matter what and just expect the rest of the team to follow suit and kill everybody and cap the point in a matter of a minute, as if they have a meeting to get to.

The Reinhardt who uses Charge every single time out of spawn, often right past the team trying to regroup, and pushes forward with the shield whether we're behind him or not, and then gets mad he's not getting constant heals.

The D.Va who tries to front line post-nerf, gets shredded, and proceeds to start crying about how he needs heals and "another tank to back me."

The other Reinhardt who gets super pissed about the team not following him and trying to take the high ground, and yet he goes up the middle at least twice, trying to swing at anyone who gets near him instead of keeping the shield up.

third builder when

>>168765409
>play ana
Pharah wont hold the fuck still
>wasting my time shooting you
Yeah no, thats why Lucio exist

>>168771985
I'm hoping for a "builder/healer" myself.

Sombra's hacked health packs don't count.

>>168765683
Only change McMeme
-Nerf his ult into the ground. If you press Q you just die. Just how Bliz wanted
-Give him old beta right click and give him 3 flash bangs that have a longer cool down but can use them separately.

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>>168772113
>can't hit a friendly Pharah with hitscan
Maybe you should play something that doesn't require aiming

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>stomp enemy team so hard that some ragequit
>"The server has closed due to an unexpected error"
>get put in another 6v6 immediately
>no SR awarded for last map
>someone on the enemy team leaves
>match cancelled

is blizzard really that concerned about me hitting diamond?

>killing yourself in mysterm heroes because you don't like the comp/hero

Why play

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>>168772113
>can't hit a flying friendly Pharah
Holy fuck why are you even playing Ana?

>>168772501

Mainers are actually mentally ill and are incapable of playing heroes.

>>168769480
anyone?

>>168772113
If you can't hit a friendly Pharah then you can't hit an enemy Pharah. Does that sound ok to you?

>>168772501
Because I only play it for the dumb boxes since blizz won't just add the wins from QP or something.

>>168772501
I don't get why they still allow suicides to change your hero, surely it's not that hard to fix

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I know you've all seen this kind of thing before but I'm still proud I did it.

>>168771248
Is being a librarian enjoyable, I read a book in which one of the characters is a librarian and it sounded really nice.

>>168764504
>trying to climb from silver to gold
>finally get over 1900
>next match I'm the only one trying to take the cp while the rest of my team chases flankers

STAND ON THE OBJECTIVE

THE OBJECTIVE

THE
OB
JECT
IVE

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET DOUBLE THEIR KD IF THEY WIN

AND THEY WON

Also, why can no one ever deal with Bastion> As Lucio I'm forced to poke with my sonic bubble gun from extreme range because he's wiping us out. Please help.

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>>168772748
Shoot once then cancel into ult for a little extra damage

>>168771249
It better fucking not be
If I have to deal with a hero with a smaller hitbox than fucking tracer I will actually kill myself

>>168772869
>playing healer at a rank that low
Stick to hog/s76 for easy wins up till diamond

>>168772789
You work with the public.

The public includes screaming mouthbreathing children that you have the teacher-problem with - can't touch them, can't force the parents to leave.

I still prefer the screaming children to the teenagers, though.

The job is pleasant and fulfilling, but doesn't pay well. There's not a whole lot of room for innovation, so it's mostly keeping up with the tide, finding interesting programs for patrons, dealing with John Q. Asshole when he wants to book the open area for a piano recital for 4-year olds who can't play to save their lives...

I read a whole lot more than I did beforehand, which is nice, and I like helping people who actually want to be fucking helped.

Kind of like a Genji who only uses "I need healing!" once, when he's near the team, and I'm a Mercy.

>>168773013
After Titanfall it's hard to play without muh wallruns.

>be me
>hanamora, attack
>begin doing the usual smashing of machines and spamming sprays
>game starts
>whenever someone dies they yell at me and call me a noob. even though im doing my job
>begin to panic real hard
>Vietnam flashbacks to therapy sessions
>then it hits me
>I never spammed my voice lines

>>168772884
Hey, that's a good idea, thanks. I've only recently gotten into Pharah and I'm still learning the ways, but I like it.

>>168773114
[kys]

>>168772561
It blows my mind how bad some people get in Mystery Heroes. Its not even like wow oops how does this work hehe. Its closer to "umm OK son which button is it to look around again? can I shoot this gun but how son?"

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>>168771249
>/wtc/ memes
stop

>>168772727
I don't get why Sombra loudly declares where she is as soon as she takes off cloak either, but here we are.

>>168772748
Unless you kill the whole team or close to it, Pharah ults are not impressive by any stretch. You only got credit for one anyway.

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>>168769784

>>168773248
Use them to lift rocks up into the sky.
Drop them.

>>168770995
It's still way way WAAY less damage than a Zenyatta. And he heals 30hps without needing to be anywhere near allies.

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>>168773098
>titanfall
2soon is the multiplayer still alive on pc? Also try Genji if you want more maneuverability but he's kind of hard to pick up

>>168773297
u gon' make me cry, nigga

>>168773364
Do you not remember what happened the last time they buffed Mercy's damage boost? McCree and soldier will destroy everyone from across the map.

>>168773357
meant to post in the pathfinder general on /tg/ but I'll keep that in mind m8

Are people throwing tonight? I'm afraid to risk my season high. Mid-diamond has been pretty shit lately.

>>168765051
Im putting this fuckin hammar down then im gonna put it up yo ass

>>168767852
Holy shit, we missed out on Ana punching out a dorf

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>take acid
>play junkrat
>proceed to get 4 gold metals

>>168773418
Wouldn't know, I'm a PS4 peasant. Where it is very much alive and kicking my ass.

I'm so tired of being bad at video games. I've been playing my whole life and I've never been better than mediocre. It's so frustrating. I know it's just a hobby, but I've invested so much time and effort and not seeing any payoff is just dispiriting,

>>168772501
They're weak

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>>168773303
delet this

>>168773431
I don't mean to be a dick, but it's one of the easiest heroes to get a POTG with (granted you still have to aim it slightly.)

>>168773734
People severely underestimate Junkrat. Yes, he dies easily, but he's near guaranteed to get gold damage, which can be great. He can defend chokes handily, he can mess up a Reinhardt, and his ult can be a match winner. People dog him for spamming bombs, but, shit, it's not like Pharah doesn't spam rockets half the time, or Symmetra spam energy blasts.

>>168773931
He's also just really fun!

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>>168773931
>but he's near guaranteed to get gold damage
Which honestly means shit all my man. All you're doing is keeping Zarya charged and Mercy's ult on speed-dial.

>>168769480
https://pyrolistical.github.io/overwatch-dpi-tool/

Came across it when watching a recent Harbleu stream, he mentioned something about "pixel skipping" blah blah blah. Went from 800dpi and 6 sens to 1600dpi and 3 sens. They are basically the same thing but the higher dpi doesn't have "pixel skipping". I don't know if its true or not,but surely if pros say its true then it must be, right?

>>168774198
Fair points, but not if you're smart about when Zarya is bubbling and actually getting kills on the supports and weaker DPS. I mostly play him on Anubis and Numbani where enemies are more likely to come through the closed quarters.

>>168774152
God, I hope not. His design is so fucking boring.
I hope it's the hazmat or that red battle brother of Reinhardt's

>>168774332

>I don't know if its true or not,but surely if pros say its true then it must be, right?

Absolutely incorrect.

Pros are easily as misinformed and incorrect as anyone else.

>>168774198
And giving Reinhardt a very bad day. If you stay Junkrat while the enemy has a Zarya then yes, you're retarded.

>>168774496
Like those aren't boring at all

>>168774332
Thanks, I found this video in which a guy is explaining it. I'm not so sure if it has any tangible effects for someone like me though but I might give it a try?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcjfPKftJBQ

>>168774663
As opposed to a guy with nothing but some tubes in his neck? Yeah, I guess they're not

>>168774198
Ah, the "doing damage is bad" meme

So my buddy and me came up with some things to try in Custom Games and one of them is Lucio racing

Does anyone have the webm of the super fast Lucio wall riding? Guy didn't believe it's possible

>>168774756
I did, doesn't hurt.

So I'm new to this game, are you supposed to protect your healers or do you just spam "need healing" while you're the only person alive?

>>168773297
Blizzard doesn't want people to be angry from being killed by a silent assassin, so she announces everything she does so the enemies can counter her.

>stomp game
>get stomped in game
>repeat for duration of playtime

fuck this matchmaking

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Which girl has the biggest titties from most to least
I think it goes
>Mei
>Zarya
>Sombra
>Pharah
>Ana
>Symmetra
>Tracer
>D.Va
>Widowmaker

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Post your main without posting them

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>>168772518
>>168772704
I bet you expect your Ana to hit blinking tracers too with 100% accuracy

It'd be nice if dps knew how to not overextend and scream "i need healing" on the map alone where i'd get killed following them; or if they figured out health packs exist and im not there to heal every little booboo when the tanks are actually tanking properly

I'm not talking about pharahs flying right the fuck in front of you
I'm talking about ones actively flanking saying I need healing.
Lets be honest/rational, its going to take just about as long to hit a friendly dodging pharah at distance as an enemy pharah. Meanwhile your tanks, if not roadhog/not retarded enough not to heal their fucking selves while the enemy team isn't fighting them, risk getting fucked.

>>168772501
I honestly kms whenever I know the hero I get wouldn't get any work done.

>>168773297
SHWINNNNGGG
BEEN HERE, ALL ALONG!

Playing against people who listen to their surroundings is painful as fuck as Sombra.

/owg/ give me the quick rundown, how many discords for this general are there and which is the most active?

>>168775472
>Pharah
>bigger than her mom

>Widow
>smaller than Dva
"No."

>get a 3 stack on my team
>they start telling everyone which heroes they have to play
>3 stack players dont get anything done
>someone leaves
>some guy starts roasting everyone yet he played very bad symmetra and got stomped every time he tried something
this was a nightmare

>>168775720
Or are we just going to pretend pharahs LOVE staying in anyone's LOS/pulling maneuvers while engaging because its 4chan instead of an actual competitive game?
Really this goes for any flanking/dps you should know how to use health packs and stop flying the fuck over the place with low health in mine and enemy LOS expecting a healing shot before you get shot the fuck down.

TL;DR stay close or lrn to be resourceful because as a human accuracy falls off at distance on discontinuous moving targets

>>168775472
I always daydream of my hands perfectly cupping Hana's perky breasts.

>>168775472
>Those perfect size, round titties
>That perfect outline of pussy

Fuck, didn't think I'd fap but guess I have to

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>>168775560

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>"please let anon have Ana he's kinda a god at her"
>"anon's been carrying us on Ana"
>"yeah anon can solo heal he's done it the past 3 games and he's been awesome"
>"anon you're the best ana I've played with"
>mfw

whom else here got smug healer feels.

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>>168775560
pic related

>>168775998
what

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>>168776138
I solo heal all the time and I've only gotten recognized once. feelsbadman

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>>168775998
fucking zarya everytiem

>What's that anon, you almost beat your SR record? Well fuck you, time to lose to the biggest fucking teabagging scumbag diamond player
>what's that you're trying again and have a winning start, well fuck you the enemy player quit after a minute of game time so it doesn't count
>there a losing match to push you further back much better
>t. Blizzard

Fuck this game

>>168776139
supposed to be lucio

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>>168775560

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>>168775560

>>168775448
She's not supposed to be an assassin

But I don't get why she announces her presence either, you'd think the just making the decloaking sound effect loud enough would be enough

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i want mei to give me her dong zhu

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>>168775560

>>168776483
Same applies to Reaper. If he kept his mouth shut after teleporting he'd be fine. Or Widow after announcing to the world she can see everybody.
Talon is weird.

>>168776494

>press square

I simply don't understand why people play FPS's on consoles. Controllers are so fucking garbage for precision and movement.

>>168776483
I told you, Blizzard doesn't want people to be upset about being killed by someone they couldn't see, they said this on the forums.

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>>168775560
Guess who I main based on this

>>168776578
but there is one, Ana has it

>>168776672
Yeah but they're fine with hanzo shooting the ground with wallhacks as you round a corner for 400 damage

>>168776718
Torb

>>168775472
>Mercy is not even on the list

>>168776728
I know Ana has it. That's the problem.

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why does skirmish make me feel so sad.
Literally everyone is so friendly and you have fun and then suddenly
[Person left the game]

>>168776757
Put her above Symmetra

>>168776729
That's different, he can't become invisible.

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>>168775560

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>>168776257
But it makes those rare moments all the sweeter, this is the first time I've actually gotten to play with a competent group as Ana

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Your main just burst through your door reeking of booze and cum what do you do?

>>168776718
Lucio

>>168776751
Nope, Reinhardt.

>>168776858
hope reinhardt is close behind

>>168776718
support or rein

>>168776858
tell grandma to go to bed and at least shower at reinhardt's house before she comes home like that

>>168776921
>>168776928
damn, 4 seconds late

>>168776932
>>168776928
anahardt mind

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>>168777014
best ship

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>play during the week
>good games with real teams

>play on weekend
>koreans and mentally handicapped people

Fuck

>>168776858
Call the police