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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJpastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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first for fempyro is autism
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1rd
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Xth for I still don't have my robohat.
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>>168747398
Yeah, I just thought how bad of an idea that'd be. That would mean I would have to launch TF2 again for the first time in like a month. Yuck
Maybe I'll reraffle it again
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Does scout require skill? Like... any at all?
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>>168747709
Does any class require skill?
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>>168747674
>not having it on 24/7/365
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>havent played tf2 in years
>decide to download and play it with friends
>having some fun with my bros
>remember I have a spray, can't remember what it is though
>spray it where everyone spawns
>its a bukkake gangbang porn spray
>mfw
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>>168748050
Oh god tell me it was a pub.
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>>168748050
If it was a Valve server, no one saw it but you
If it was a community server with sprays on, whoo boy. You goofed up ever having it as a spray in the first place
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>>168748201you know it was, and I still use it unironically
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why does engineer have 200 reserve ammo for the pistol
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>>168748525
Because a pistol-spamming Engie has never been a threat. Scout gets 36 because he can actually move around and shit and 200 reserve rounds for him would've always been absolute cancer, on top of his shotgun being better than Engie's.
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>>168748458
Since it was a pub it means only you saw it.
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>>168748525
Didn't you just ask this on steam?
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>>168751110
who do you think I am
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>>168751204
I think you're a scoutmain
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>>168751204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSUJeMKgAWw
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>>168751204
I think you're on my friends list, old man.
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>>168751817
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I wish I had people on my friends list.
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>queue faceit with a friend
>we are waiting for a while fir the match so i put "faceit?" after my name in mge in the hopes more people queue up
>4 hours later
>try to login to tf2center
>cant
did i just get banned for having "faceit" in my name, even tho i didnt play any lobby with it
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>>168751550
>my least played class
nice 1
>>168751817
good shit
>>168751928
I removed the last tf2g from my friends list like a year ago
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>mfw i love 6s
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Goodnight tf2g.
When I wake up, I hope the Skial mods answered my ban appeal.
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>>168752657
i would never get picked up for these
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>>168753223
pugchamp is the only one where captains pick the players
in mixchamp (pic) its randomly generated teams
in pugchamp they are basically forced to pick you if its 12/12 btw
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ctf is garbage for teaching new players how to play
it encourages turtling so much more than 5cp or even payload
the reason you see players building sentries in the last part of payload maps even at the start of the game is that they have very little experience and most of it is in ctf
heres some custom maps that are proven to be good
>koth_bagel
>cp_cardinal
>cp_kalinka (some beta textures)
>cp_drudgery (many beta textures)
>cp_logjam
>cp_edifice (A/D, pretty similar to gpit)
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>>168756605
ctf is fun for messing around with different weapons or just leveling up stranges
I dislike koth because a round will never last more than 6 minutes
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>>168756605
You do realize you can just copy and paste a post number to reply to an old post in a new thread and that (You)s carry over so that the guy could see it, right?
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>People STILL somehow think Diamondback is overpowered
Why?
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Not this shit again. I've lost count of how many times I call out an obvious spy who looks oblivious only to get instant crits to my face. At least you can tell when the engineer and the scout have crits.
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>>168756605
>the reason you see players building sentries in the last part of payload maps even at the start of the game is that they have very little experience and most of it is in ctf
This is actually probably due to them being so bad at Payload they always get instarolled to last, not CTF. Hell, nowadays half the time I'm playing CTF I don't see any engineers at all, especially on 2fort.
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PikaDJ is a shit.
[mikes] requested a youtube video!
dicks+in+my+ass
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>>168758150
nice
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>>168756849
ctf gives new players bad habits tho, and has awful flow - rather, it doesnt really have any flow as a gamemode
>>168756989
i added stuff to the post
i think i improved it
>>168757581
>instarolled
>payload
but payload artificially makes rounds longer by having that stupid cart you have to very slowly push
5cp is the polar opposite, where you can win a round in 2 minutes if you completely wipe the enemy at the start of the match
koth is inbetween
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ctf needs minor fixes to over throw crappoints gamemode out
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>>168752082
Well, you didn't respond to the "old man" thing, so, you're not him.
Maybe a coincidence or maybe he just lurks, I dunno.
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>>168763018
You mean there's actually someone here older than Ryuke?
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>>168763263
I don't really know how old the guy is.
He just calls himself Old Man.
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>>168763571
Warning
Warning
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>>168763571
Oh, so he's just a creeper, gotcha.
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>>168763571
>G'day all mr.Lenny spam here and today we're gonna be playing spy.
Speaking of which, does any body have that pic of mr.paladin picture
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>>168764798
He seriously looks like a perfect stereotype child molester.
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>>168747709
Yeah, you need to be able to dodge shit, perfectly time your jumps, space yourself perfectly, traverse around the map efficiently and be able to hit your shit right. The skill ceiling is raised even higher when you introduce shit like the Baby Face Blaster, Sandman, ect
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I have to say this took me a while
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>>168767885
>tfw have over 16k kills over 3 strange scatterguns
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>>168765113
He's 40 something if I remember correctly and has a kid. The pic I'm looking for is like him in game complaining and wanting to get kicked from the server or something and they kick him for having a big nose.
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>>168768103
you should be able to transfer kills if its the same weapon like stock rocket launcher and sand cannon
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>>168769919
>unusual fag
>needs even his crosshair to be obnoxiously flashy
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>>168753010
huh? how tf do u get banned from a skial server lmao?
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>>168756849
>fighting against multiple sentries
>''''''''''''''''''''''''"fun"''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
I want engie mains go and never comeback.
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>>168772572
classlimit 2 on heavy and engineer for pubs
pleeeeeeeeeeeease
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>>168772848
and 1 on sniper and spy
seriously
i know valve is lazy to implement shit so why not just kick players who become the 3rd sniper and spy
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>>168773121
its hard to make a huge game good when you only have 4 to 2 progreammers
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>>168747405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z2kj5896KE
and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z2kj5896KE
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Better chart
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>>168773121
classlimit 1 is a little too much (for pubs)
>>168773610
classlimits take literally no effort to implement
i used to play a pub with classlimit 2 on everything and every game had great flow
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*** IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ***
MapChamp Sunday Special Event
Join MixChamp try a few cool new maps from the community in active development and give your feedback to the mappers !
www.teamfortress.tv/39377/mapchamp-by-champ-gg
mix.champ.gg
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>>168775628
but i suck any everyone will well at me
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What's the point of using any other class that is not Medic?
- Health Regenerates
- Can heal others
- Syringe Gun is actually very effective, have gotten a lot of kills with it
- Uber Charge
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>>168748050
making sprays is a lot of fun.
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>>168776673
the other classes do specific things better than the medic.
and all of them can easily take medic in a straight fight.
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>>168775898
ill succ you
people are fairly friendly in mixchamp, im sure they will not mind you
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>>168776761
>making sprays is a lot of fun.
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>>168775628
need my mouse to come in the mail cause I'll not play with a trackpad.
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>>168777171
i knew a guy that played with trackpad for 2 years
he was decent medic and soldier. could do jump maps i really struggled with flawlessly.
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>>168777268
>i knew a guy that played with trackpad for 2 years
>he was decent medic and soldier. could do jump maps i really struggled with flawlessly.
did he ever explain how he did that?
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>>168777387
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>>168777387
he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head, he has no head...
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>>168777414
i have no idea, you could notice how his mouse movement wasnt very normal spectating him but he managed to work with it
>>168777481
hes actually doing limbo
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>>168777471
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>>168777471
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>>168769919
>2005 was 12 years ago
where the fuck did the time go
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>>168779918
>October 9th, 2007 was 20 years ago
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>>168747405
how do i pipe
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>>168782049
1.- look at enemy
2.- predict where he will be in 0.3 seconds
3.- hope you lead properly and hit him
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5 or 8, loadout drawn
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>>168782507
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>>168782773
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>>168782773
Pick one
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>>168783086
I could pick them all
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>>168782773
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>>168782773
take a pick
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Still no five or eight, 6am must be too early.
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>>168782773
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>>168782773
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>>168782773
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>>168782947
>>168782773
Rerolling.
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>>168782773
>>168783086
Re-roll
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>>168784209
>>168782773
Another roll.
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>>168782947
>>168782773
Hell another roll.
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>>168784238
working on it
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>>168784589
>>168784318
I'm on that list too right? Unless you were planning on drawing on first roll.
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Pyro and heavy are viable in 6's!
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Redpill me on the Iron Bomber
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>heavy and spy get removed from the game
tell me the disadvantages of this
protip: you can't
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>>168783086
img
>>168784819
First five or eight only, I do draw interesting loadouts though
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>>168786147
Then I have no mains!
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>>168753010
They didn't reply, fuck.
>>168771524
Being dumb.
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>>168786176
Well I can't argue with that
Thanks a lot mate
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>enginear get removed from the game
tell me the disadvantages of this
protip: you can't
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>>168786304
We lose uncle dane
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>>168786304
No teleports, increase the already ridiculous over reliance on a medic, harder to hold points, ctf turns into everyone just standing in the flag room, no uncle dane
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>>168786304
damn you got me, i can't
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>>168786304
I cant pybro ;_;
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>>168786246
here's a slower one where I didn't crop off any of my work
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>>168784186
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>>168786176
Well, maybe next time. I'll draw my own in the meantime, Thanks my man.
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Which is the best crosshair in your opinion?
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>>168788069
Quake crosshair
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This is my favorite kind of scene to come across
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>>168788069
Dot. In a distinguishable colour.
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>>168787865
breddy goob, maybe we could trade next time
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>>168786304
game becomes scout rushes
we've tried a team fortress without engineer before.
it was called quakeworld team fortress and scout rushes game after game were so boring, an entire class was added to the game to deal with them.
that class was called engineer
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>>168791048
dumb scout main
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>>168791048
Not a problem on koth maps aka the best mode
Not a problem on payload either
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How the actual heck do I use a syringe gun? Every time I whip out the blutsauger, all my shots miss.
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>>168794385
Lead your shots
Or do away with needles and use the Crossbow like a real man
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>man
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>>168791641
>Not a problem on the game mode literally designed to drag the game out as long as possible
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>Year of our lord 1453 + 564
>Being a man
>Not using the best pub medic primary
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>>168794385
Aim like you're in a biplane.
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What's a biplane?
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>>168795021
Yeah, because everyone has been in one of those before
Come on, man
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>>168795090
The best tool for killing japs. Lead your shots ahead of the target, keeping your crosshair at a good height. Just a little bit above center mass because the needles have an arc to them. At any sort of distance you should keep your crosshair way up, above head level, if you can land enough needles before they get close you can even kill the higher health classes. So long as you play smarter.
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>want some thing
>working on getting it
>working on getting it
>working on getting it
>working on getting it
>got it
>it's not that cool as i though
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>>168795886
Every time.
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>>168795886
Are you me?
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>>168795886
My life in a nutshell.
I just gave up at this point.
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Leaked Pryo update patch notes:
>Detonator Removed
>Scout is now louder, angrier, and has access to a time machine.
>Whenever there's no Scout on your team all the other mercenaries ask 'Where's Scout?'
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>leaked biggest tf2 update ever notes
>removed dead ringer
its all i ever wanted~
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>>168796548
>Detonator Removed
Why would you say such a thing?
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Ask a spy main that only uses the stock cloak anything.
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>>168796674
The dead ringer is perfectly balanced
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>>168798504
favorite map?
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>>168798543
>having a subtly class become a tank is balanced
technically, nah
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>>168798808
pl_barnblitz_pro
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>Weakest class in the game also has a class whose main function is solely to shut down that weakest class in the game
>Said counter class is the second-weakest class in-game due to his sole function being to shut down an even weaker class
Why even bother playing spy or pyro?
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>>168798935
scout is arguably better than pyro at spychecking even without milk because you outspeed them and can more easily kill deadringers after the feign
honestly if the area is big enough and the pyro is by itself a spy can easily revolver one down while taking little damage back because you backpedal at the same speed that he walks forward
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>>168799191
getaloadofthisguy.png
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>>168798842
So, when was the last time you played TF2?
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>>168799998
>Being this bad at scout
The main function of pyro(spychecking) can be handled by just about any class and/or anyone with eyes and ears and even the least bit of spatial awareness. This is generally why pyro is considered useless, because in addition to his already gimped primary, the entire reason he exists in the game is a very loose one. May as well just play engipet pyro and park yourself by that dispenser and put a rock on your M1 key, because that's all you're good for as pyro.
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>find a perfect misc item to go with my solly
>can't be used with bumgoats
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DAMAGE NUMBERS
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>>168800919
>he doesn't use the stock shotgun
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>>168801152
>he uses stock anything
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>Not realizing stock is supreme
>Relying on crutches
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>>168801137
>so many numbers I can't even see the enemies
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>Not realizing stock is boring
>Relies on his opponent being just as boring
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>>168801152
>taking 60 damage from rj
>not soaring through the skies and bombing the shit out of people
>not enjoying this freedom of movement
look at this faggot
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>He can't aim the shotgun, so he uses the "but mooooom it's so booooring" excuse
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>>168801152
>>168801534
>he doesn't use the Concheror
Thanks for farming my strange kiddo
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>>168801534
He can't aim so he shoots rockets at the ground
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>>168804109
>I can't participate in a discussion normally so I strawman
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>>168804268
>I obviously lost the discussion so I call the other guy a strawman
I want tumblrfags to leave this general.
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>>168804596
>gets called out on his fallacy
>waaaah tumblr reeee
fuck off
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what the fuck happened to internet arguments
i missed the days when people just called eachothers faggots and whoever did it more won
now its strawman this logical fallacy that lack of proof here burden of proof there
what hapen
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>>168804661
>he ran out of ideas so he just teels me to fuck off
How typical.
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>>168804984
People grew up.
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>>168804596
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>>168805048
>strawmans defending his strawman
holy shit you're retarded, literally posting like a nine year old
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>>168805390
except its nothing but buzzwords that people use to justify themselves
retarded kids who grew up are just retarded adults
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>>168804109
>he can't direct midair scouts
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>>168805789
>he unironically gets angry at shitposters
>he didn't get the joke
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>>168805935
Exactly.
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>>168806115
what
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>>168805935
When you get down to it, the very need for a justification is in itself a condemnation of the behavior exhibited.
Buzzword is just a phrase denoting a word or series of words you're tired of hearing, and does not in and of itself devalue the claim.
You can grow up to be anything you want, but most people grow up to be lazy.
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>>168806234
Buzzword as an idea just means words people use to explain things because other people use those words to explain them.
Though buzzwords don't devalue a claim no.
Its just retards argueing shit they don't know because someone else said its how it works.
And now literally is interchangable with figuratively.
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>>168806221
People growing up just means their insensible arguments have changed a bit, but they're still the same retarded argumentative fucks they were when they were 13 and everything was fresh and new. I mean, you still get little kids calling each other niggers and faggots because they think it's funny, but as they get older those insults change, but remain about as sensible.
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>>168806669
>literally is interchangable with figuratively.
You'll have to figuratively pry this one out of my cold dead hands.
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>>168805998
>dude why so mad lmao
>dude just joking lmao
get ready for school tomorrow, heard there's going to be a math test
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>>168806879
>Awesome
>Epic
>Fail
>Literally
>Meme
What word will next be claimed by the buzzword machine?
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>>168807181
cuck
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>>168807250
You're right, I did forget cuckold. Sorry.
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>>168807078
>>
>Autism
What did he meme by this?
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It's another meaningless buzzword co-opted by the masses.
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I'm trying to sell some strange I don't use anymore, can I factor spells in at all since they don't drop anymore?
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>>168808091
yes
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28789852
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>>168808091
depends on the spell
if its exorcism then probably not
if its pumpkin bombs or halloween fire then maybe
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>There are people who care about item levels
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>>168808357
Killstreak Loch - Pumpkin bombs and exorcism
Also have a Unusual with a foot print spell
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>>168808504
>he doesn't know what autism is
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>>168808504
yeah, autists are willing to pay extra
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>>168808635
tough luck with the loch
i had a specialized killstreak and spelled one with strange parts and i couldnt sell it for far too long
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>traded a strange factory new woodland warrior for the exact same weapon +10 keys
>all because mine had the spycrab part of the pattern near the front
trading with whales is a great experience
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>>168808812
It was my go to pill shooter when it was stupidly over powered. After that I went to the iron bomber.
Anyways, was just asking, trying to sell my backpack off and just enjoy the game and not fancy stuff.
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mfw med/sniper main
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cringe
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mfw spy is kind of fun too
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>4 arms
Why. I don't like your fetish. Please stop.
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it's from SU not a fetish thing ya dingus
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Get that fetish shit outta here.
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>6 arms
>giant
No.
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>>168809226
>>168809480
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Who knows a good loadout for being annoying?
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>>168810925
doesnt matter which items you use, you are still annoying
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>>168810925
anything with a minisentry
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>>168810925
Stock scout, black box or direct hitler soldier, degreaser reserve shooter pyro, sticky spamming demo, funslinger engineer, sydney sleeper darwin's shiled sniper and anything with deadringer spy
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>>168811418
>direct hitler soldier,
That's what I use to fix annoying shits
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>>168811864
Oh well it's only annoying in maps like hightower or harvest when you just want to have fun and this direct hit sun beams soldier comes out and ruins the match for you
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>>168812303
I hardly play hightower.
I can't rocket jump for shit and have like 300 hours as soldier.
My market gardener has like 50ish kills.
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>>168811418
I use the direct hit all the time, the others are just boring to use because you don't even have to try with them.
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Is it just me, or is jewpack.tf being slower than usual lately?
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>>168810925
fan, cleaver, sandmancan soldier be annoying
flamethrower, detonator/scorch shot
lochnload, quickie
pomson, gunslinger or rescue ranger, jag
natasha
sydney sleeper, jarate
vaccinator
diamondback, dead ringer
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>>168812403
Why not just play sniper then?
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>>168812835
>can soldier be annoying
black box, conc and equalizer
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>Have 8 yo brother
>Introduce him to TF2
>Only plays boot camp mvm and medieval mode
>Screams "pootis" all the time irl
What did I do wrong?
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>>168813203
>Introducing him to the cancerous communitiy
Gee, I wonder, what could you have possibly done.
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>>168813203
he is fucking 8 years old, what did you expect
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>>168812859
I do, but thats another story
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>>168812835
>can soldier be annoying
Can he not?
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>>168808298
>18 keys
I think you made a typo and it's should be 1.8 key
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>>168814959
I mean it.
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>>168811217
This. I getting annoyed by anything that kills me.
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>>168812941
what's annoying about a soldier that can't spam jump or kill
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Reminder that only 101 spawns of the best hat in the game still exist.
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why cant demo have cool looking things
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=728136477
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=448644531 (actual weapon with 3 clip size instead of the abomination that is loch n load)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2865
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=88718383
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>>168813203
rather have him there than in faceit like some other 8 year olds
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Vibri pls make a raffle
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http://tf2r.com/kg5xdb6.html
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you are not him
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Oh.
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let's go boyz
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>>168819239
Add some Salt
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>>168819239
dumb fucking wepon
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How likely is it to get an unusual Team Captain from an unbox? It's not retired, so it should be possible
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>>168819756
1/200000
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>>168819756
Why the fuck would you want that shitpile?
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>>168819756
lmao
>>168819879
Patriot Peak is a straight upgrade in most cases.
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>>168819689
t-thanks
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>>168820116
nice
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Give me cringe names for my medigun.
Cringy enough to make the guy that I'm healing ask me to stop healing him.
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>>168820408
Viva's Ultra Life Beam
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>>168820408
You should've saved me
Where is your fancy hat?
Still smells of pockets taint
Buttercups Strapon
Why should I heal you?
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>>168782773
can you draw him like tyrone saying "SHIIEEEEEET"
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>>168820474
Something understandable, most tf2 players don't know you.
>>168820550
I need real REAL cringe.
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>>168820550
As the dude is being healed? Which means the Medic hasn't died yet? No
Why would you look for a fancy hat and heal a dude without one if you're looking for one? Just don't ever heal them
That's gross
No
As you're healing him?
Stupid suggestions
>>168820675
Well ride the idea and name the Medi Gun after yourself
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>>168820675
Just roll for it, faggot.
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>>168820584
>>168782773
p-please. rerolling.
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>>168820408
good old "yiff beam mk 69" never fails
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>>168821114
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
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>>168821114
The flaming furry's fiery fury
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>>168821114
MEMES MEMES MEMES
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>>168821114
Turn your brain off
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>>168821114
sicka plat xDDDD
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>>168821114
Australian refrigerator
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>>168821114
absolute fuck
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>>168811418
STICKEH SPAMMIN'
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>>168821114
stop
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>>168821114
cuck a duck
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>>168821114
1 way ticket to FLAVORTOWN!!
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>>168821114
black people
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>>168794385
It's a repetitive beat weapon. I aim abit high so projectile drop won't affect me, and I strafe alot plus lead the projectiles on the target pathing. Same thing as using a Minigun in the practice, trust me.
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>>168821114
haha bro army XDXD I<3 pewdiepie
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i played the new logjam today
2nd got wierd
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>>168821114
oh my fucking god
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>>168820408
FURRY PRIDE. ADD ME FOR ERP RAWR :3
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>>168822257
I'll take this. It's just what I asked for. Thanks.
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>>168821114
I don't even speak japanese
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>>168821114
>>168821209
reroll
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>>168821114
I'm a huge cock loving faggot please rape my face
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>>168821114
my epic
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>>168821114
well hi there cutie ;3
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>>168822482
Glad I could help.
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>>168821114
P-please. I need it.
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>>168821114
fuck
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>>168821114
propane nightmares
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>>168821114
Tf2g can't roll an 8
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>>168821114
Please fill me with your warm cock, Onii-chan!
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>>168821114
I sexually identify as a wolfkin
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>>168823418
>Name too long
Well fuck me.
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>>168823764
haha u got roasted xD
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>>168823764
Name too long
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>>168823764
OwO whats this???
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>>168823764
*unzips furry dick*
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i wish TF2 map pool was much smaller
or that achievement_idle and cp_orange and shitty similar maps never existed
that way MAYBE good custom maps would be player by the pub community
pic related
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>>168824126
>Wanting less content
?????
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>>168823764
I like smelly cocks the most!
>>
>>
>>168824170
fucking god damn IDIOT
>>168823764
blast me
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>>168824170
You can't get dubs on /vg/, you dingus..
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>>168824321
im a fucking idiot
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>>168824170
Team captain is better than this shit.
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>>168824164
a game where 33% of the server browser users in achievement_idle, trade, and cp_orange maps is depressing
quality > quantity
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>>168824368
fucking IDIOT who thought he could get dubs
>>168823764
blast my fucking ass
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>>168824396
>>168824368
I won, name it, nerd.
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>>168824396
that hurts
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>>168823764
alt-fire: release a blast of hot cum
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>>168824547
shit doesnt fit, new number
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>>168823764
the big fucking ass blast
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>>168823764
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>168824761
Shittier Team Captain.
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>>168824789
>>168824969
>both the posts after mine were the number i was looking for and neither were in response to me
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>168825101
That's what you get for trying to roll when there's another roll going.
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>>168824761
delet this
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>>168825101
ahahahaHAHAHA
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>>168824761
Patriot's Penis.
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>>168824761
Team CHUMPtain.
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>>168823764
big long blaster
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>>168825989
fuck you
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>>168825989
''Just buy the Team Captain, it's cheaper.''
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>>168825989
4 rockets
2 down
and 3 fingers in your dads butthole
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>>168826140
winrar
even though the TC is actually more expensive iirc
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>>168823764
Roasty Toasty Makes me Cozy
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>>168826292
Shut up, spacedad.
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>>168826390
that's not nice
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>>168826295
Could be worse.
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Play good custom maps you sheep
90% of TF2 maps were custom maps at one point
if it wasnt for the comp community we wouldnt have gems like process, gullywash, snakewater, metalworks, sunshine...
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
>>
>>168826583
OMG MUSELK?
>>
some motherfucker was ranting on facepunch's tf2 section and claimed they were from here. you people aren't sending your best. we need a wall
>>
>>168826536
amblandator
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>>168826536
CIA killed fidel castro
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>>168826536
unused misc
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>>168826536
bulky halloween costume
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>>168826921
>Unironically admitting you "come" from 4chan
>Admitting to browsing one of the more autistic boards(if that's even possible)
Yeah, I highly doubt it was one of us.
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>>168826536
ANUS
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>>168826536
daddy's cummies
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>>168826536
punch all fascists
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>>168826536
Does anyone even know this thign exists?
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>>168826536
brushes on my shoulders
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>>168826536
/tf2g/ signed my items!!!!! o.o
>>
>>168826536
i actually hate this piece of shit
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>>168827871
they were ranting about vipes, and looking through the archives there does seem to be at least one anon (probably only one anon really) with a massive hateboner for him
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>>168826536
I LOVE VIPES
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>>168828361
Oh. Yeah, that guy. Still not sure if that's not just Vipes posting about himself at this point, because god damn, no one can be that pathetic, right?
>>
>>168826536
PAY ME MORE VALVE
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>>168826536
not the FDU
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>>168826536
Self-harmed spacedad.
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>>168826536
nigger
>>
>>
>>168826536
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>168828864
Epic.
>>
>>168826536
lol is this ikes???? you used to show your selfmades off constantly in facepunch's loadout thread until people told you to fuck off. now i guess you've moved here until these guys grow tired of you too eh?
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>>168829334
fucking lol
>>
Do Skial mods even read the ban appeals? I posted mine 3 days ago and nobody has replied yet.
>>
>>168831714
Did you get banned by that furfag Meowcenary? It's a fool who looks for logic and professionalism in the mind of a furry.
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>>168831835
No, I got banned by Faron.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBiCzNZorKI
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>>168832043
what for
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>>168832346
That doesn't matter, I just want a mod to reply to my appeal, 3 days have passed and it's being totally ignored.
>>
>>168832515
what for
>>
how do you get banned from a skial server
I wasn't even aware they had admins
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>>168832556
>>168832708
I'm stupid.
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>>168829334
that was literally over a year ago mate why do you care
are you the same faggot who just shat up multiple threads about vipes lmao
also nah I was just checking in for rolls because i had some spare tags
>>
>>168832708
They get legitimately triggered by saying "nigger". Also like most admins for shitty things they're eager to abuse their power.
>>
>>168833374
you have no creativity whatsoever. all your items are references to obscure weebshit/vidya that only you care about. your only unique idea was the heavy tourism and you shilled that shit so hard.
>>
>2 black box reskins
>no direct hit reskins
thanks valve
>>
>>168835039
all artwork is derivative
a lot of the items ive made are unique ideas, references are more or less the minority, but for just about anything ive made i could definitely point to a source of inspiration
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>>168833374
Ikes why are you even here when literally 2 fucking hours ago you told your Facepunch buddies /tf2g/ is full of "angry loners"
>>
>>168835531
Maybe he's fishing.
>>168835370
"Good artists copy; great artists steal"
>>
>>168835370
at this point im convinced all your original-looking items are just based off references so obscure you dont bother telling people about them. then again you seem pretty egotistical so i feel you would try and rub that shit in people's faces
>>
>>168835776
Put a #trip on baintrain, or stop trippin'
>>
>>168835687
Fishing for compliments? Yeah absolutely. Too bad his models are mediocre at best. They're certainly not worth all the attention whoring he does over them.
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>>168835531
because I'm an angry loner
>>
Anyone else just think this game is a lot of fun? I love it!
>>
>>168836819
It is fun.
Oh, until a scout main joins the koth match, then it becomes garbage.
>>
>>168837014
pub koth is garbage anyway
I can bear the chokepoints of other maps, but koth is objectively too small for 12v12
>>
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>>168837384
>not playing hydro exclusively
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>>168837474
hydro has a koth version?
>>
what if 2fort was a 5cp map
>>
Which cosmetics look good with Sheriff's Stetson, and what's a good effect for the Stetson?
>>
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finally tour 30 GET. at least it isn't a axetinguisher.
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>>168828361
he's definitely got the same way of talking as the autismo that posts here
>>
>>168838049
you can't go wrong with stormy storm
and any wild west cosmetics should work fine
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>>168838049
Cuban bristle and insulated inv. is my signature look for engie.
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>>168838158
Got a bit too excited there huh
Still, you going for another right now or not? because i'm in the mood for some robutt smashing
>>
>>168838934
>saw the crate
>'about time'
>blutsauger
>eh, could be worse (barely)
I do mecha engine id/ donn_richter
>>
>>168837994
in theme or as a direct conversion
the central area could work pretty okay as a mid point, but the whole intelligence area wouldn't work at all
>>
>>168839271
donn_richter is your NAME, your ID (since you haven't set up a custom one) is 76561198199848679
Get it right
>>
>>168840059
neat thanks senpai
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Post Hoovies
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>>168845887
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>playing heavy on a harvest server with quick respawn
>some spy calls me a hacker because i turned around and killed him right before he stabbed me like 3 times in a row
>try to explain to him that it's kinda easy to know when an enemy is going to be nearby because of the quick respawn time
>doesn't understand how gamesense works and specs me for like 10 minutes straight
>"look he's hacking he locks on to enemies"
>explain that my sensitivity is extremely high so of course my mouse movement is going to be jerky
>doesn't believe me and keeps calling me a hacker
>more people join spectate and equate jerky mouse movement to aimbot even though i miss like half my shots
>soon entire server thinks i hack
>the original autistic spy makes an effort to taunt every time he kills me because he beat a "''hacker"''
>>
>Instant-respawn servers
Why?
>>
>>168849075
short attention spans
>>
Is dx90 still forced to be able to use matchmaking?
>>
>>168849075
I'd rather play the game than watch a countdown timer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>
>Being so bad you're spending more time on death CD than actually playing
>Being so bad that you'd rather stick to your instant-respawn hugbox server instead of getting good on an actual server that actually has repercussions for dying and thus encourages you to get better
>>
>join some circlejerk europe server earlier
>all admins and regulars have fucking community weapons and "self-made" items
>check their profiles, they've done nothing whatsoever (literally) and the wiki on community items description box is empty
this shit is given out like candy now isn't it?
>>
>>168849817
Having fun is fun, anon. Try it out.
>>
>Having your hand held is fun
Maybe if you're under the age of 4.
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nu gamemod,e
>5cp+
>each side of the map has an intelligence thing behind the last point
>upon capturing the one-but-last point, a timer starts counting down
>the defending/losing team has to recapture the point or loses when the timer runs out
>the attacking team could also capture the intelligence by taking it to the mid point
the idea is that the losing team has more incentive to push since losing their last point isn't an insta-loss, and if you get backcapped by like a scout you can still maul his ass when he tries to take the briefcase past you
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>>168852008
fug that should have said last point
originally my idea was 7cp but this seemed better
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>>168852008
so 5 cp, but even easier to stalemate?
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>>168845887
>>168846763
loadouts like that are what people make fun of TF2 for
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>>168852265
>He says while posting the friendly heavy meme hatI wish that meme would die, because I genuinely enjoyed Firefly.
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>>168847741
tl;dr:
>play a class that is a hatred rod for autistics
>everyone hates you for having gamesense
bonus:
>spy decloaks right behind you after going tiptap all over the place
>revup and kill him
>calls you a hacker for hearing obvious decloaking noise
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>>168852740
>calls you a hacker for hearing obvious decloaking noise
i'm playing with headphones and blasting loud volume and can't hear spies uncloak literally infront of me. is the server i'm playing on using some bullshit mod?
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>>168853008
Probably. Try going on a stock Valve server and decloaking as spy.
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>>168846763
that's a good ass heavy
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>>168852236
>moree stalemat
no because the defending team doesn't have to play as passively bc losing the point isn't as bad to them
guess I should think of something to punish them for playing passively too tho
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>>168849361
>"dx80 doesn't help"
>my fps goes from 150 to stuck at 300 literally all the time
epic
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>>168853481
I still don't understand their logic in basically neutering custom cfgs in official matchmaking. As far as I can tell, it serves literally no purpose to prevent people from playing the game at their own optimal settings.
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Should someone who is VAC banned be able to get their items accepted into TF2? This is something that always bothered me. A VAC ban is a perma branding that you're a bad person. So why should you be able to get your items into TF2? VAC banned users are not allowed to use sales, events, or anything like that, so why should the workshop be different? They cheated, they got to live with that. If they get an item in a game, be it TF2, CS:GO, or DOTA2 it just sends a bad message.
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can we get a mossy thread going for old time's sake
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>>168855045
when you cheated in single player in a game six years ago there really shouldnt be that sort of stigma attached to you
let it fucking go bain, I'm sorry valve never accepted your items or whatever's eating at you
the work of a user is completely separate from their identity. if a user makes a good item that valve wants, it isnt the user valve cares about; it's the item.
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>>168854225
I'm guessing some settings help people see other players better?
I've never really bothered in tf2 because it runs decent enough, but I remember seeing videos of dirty bomb at its absolute lowest settings, where everything is just solid colours
Honestly it's perfectly reasonable to argue that's not how a game is meant to be played, and discourage players from doing so in one way or another
It's like going to a chess tournament wearing garlic and mayonaise under your armpits so people would rather resign than sit across you for half an hour
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>>168855045
I really dont have a clear answer but some people change after doing wrong stuff.
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>>168855517
who?
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dont hit on me silly boys
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>>168855751
Honestly I think if they were stupid enough to get a VAC, they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the workshop.
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>play pubs
>people yell at you for cheating or being a "tryhard" and that you need to be playing comp instead
>not even that good
>don't give a fuck about comp
i hate what this game has become
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>>168857374
wheres the raffle you fucking leech
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>>168857872
no mobile authenticator
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>>168857582
>Three people being friendlies
>Ask them to try so we can actually win the round
>"Why should we care, it's casual bro"
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>>168845887
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>>168857872
http://tf2r.com/knmpev0.html
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>subscribing to a workshop map doesn't let you play it
How is it physically possible for a developer to be this incompetent?
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>>168857383
oh the workshop, im not sure about that
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>b-back in my day..!
Like, I know children experience the passing of time differently but what the fuck
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>>168859006
I mean if they have VAC ban, and say they get an item accepted into TF2 and make money off of that item, don't you think it's wrong?
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>>168858150
Naming the mode "Casual" was Valve's biggest mistake by far
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>>168828547
I know this is kind of old but a year or so ago I fought with this guy who had an autistic obsession with vipes.
Turned out to be this guy http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048998739
Not sure if this one is the same guy but it sure seems the same, accusing him of stealing content and such. Not sure why this guy never lives it down
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Yo, Vile. Get your Trade Offer link set up in your profile or send one over my way for your item
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>>168861873
check my profile now
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>>168862114
Sent
Man, that went well. No idiots winning and having a trade ban
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>>168862286
thanks
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>>168757117
I don't know if you'll read this, but because its spammable. The ambassador has a slower shooting speed and has a cooldown before you can headshot someone again plus, you actually have to shoot the head. The Diamonback has none of that shit, you can 2 shot almost every class in less than a second
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Anyone else here super autistic and can't stand not having every achievement and wants to maybe get together and work on specific hard to get ones?
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>>168862286
ur an idiot
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>>168863701
You misspelled "genius"
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>>168863765
He also misspelled "your" but somehow you didn't catch that.
Really made me think.
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why does valve and the entire community ignore us
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ignore me
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>>168863939
That should go without saying, though
People gotta get it right when it comes to calling BasedViva amazing, though. I know I am, but it's nice to hear it from others, too
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>>168864078
us as in tf2 or tf2g?
>>168864162
Amazing isn't a property you can assign to yourself, son. You gotta respect others and value their opinions.
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>>168864293
Of course I can say those sorts of things about myself. I do something good, I gotta say "Damn, I'm the best" or "Fuck, I'm amazing"
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>>168864437
You can't though. It's not until everyone else who say you're the best when you truly become the best.
You're a human, and just like all other humans, you're participating in the human rat-race. You can't sit at the last place and claim to be a winner.
I for instance do not consider you the best.
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>the chink banned mobile posting on /a/ and /v/
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>>168864997
Did he really? Is he actually trying to fix 4chan?
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>>168864997
Nice. Should make both boards a slightly better place now that retards can't shitpost from school so easily.
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>>168864779
I'm not in last place, though. That's where the degenerates place. I'm just the best and surpass most dudes naturally
>>168864997
Is that what happened? I try to post on /vp/ from work, but I kept getting some "You're blocked from posting from this IP, ISP, etc." type of shit. I went to check whether I was banned or not, and that wasn't the case
Why the shit would he go and do that?
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>>168864997
how do you ban something like that
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i just posted from mobile.
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>>168824126
I really wish 2fort and turbine didn't exist
I'll never understand why everyone seems to love those maps
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>>168865480
I think /vg/ is safe from mobile bans
Did you try /v/? Being connected to your wifi bypasses the ban, if there really is a ban
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>>168824126
Because Skial and noheros exist to shit up the server browser
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>>168865550
I enjoy both 2fort and Turbine. They are fun maps.
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>>168859481
Funny thing, the conga actually made me quit tf2 until just a month ago.
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>>168865550
same reason that random crits and pyro exist
ctf was a core game mode in tfc
hydro is probably an experiment gone wrong
i really wish valve tested their shit back when they still did things
they developed the game for almost a decade
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>>168866034
I sometimes enjoy playing on turbine, but 2fort is just unbearable to play. It takes forever for a team to win, you have to get incredibly close to their spawn to capture the intel AND to return to your base, it has a shit ton of narrow ass hallways, there's almost no health on the map, etc
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>>168866181
You wasted some time then, it's been out of style for quite a while
Funnier thing is, I actually agree with him to an extent- or at least I used to
I think being able to democratically agree upon certain sub-rules in an online game makes for a great experience, like someone says ''hey lets all only use [weapon]'' and everyone just kind of going along with it. And, sure enough, it's rather frustrating if one person chooses not to go along with it. That said though, it is of course just as annoying to connect to some random server and get yelled at for not following rules you couldn't have known about, whatever.
>>168866431
Well the whole idea behind it's that you're fighting back and forth, of course the round times are gonna be long
imagine if you had ctf except instead of just needing to capture the flag 3 times every time the enemy captures the flag it subtracts one of your points
I can see why people might get tired of it, though.
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>>168866431
Even if ctf was a mistake from valve, it doesn't explain the popularity of the gamemode. The 2 most played maps are 2fort and Turbine, probably the worst maps of the gamemode. In my expierience, whenever those 2 appear as an option for the next map they always get picked. What's worse, they always get re-chosen after the round ends.
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>g00k banned mobile anywhere but /pol/
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could someone link me the latest community updated max fps config?
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>>168867807
It's tax season. Buy yourself a new PC
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>>168867865
it's not for that, i just like running this game in particular in a low res and lowest graphics
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>>168867262
I think it's fine that people play the game how they like, but tf2 is really the only game I can think of that you can get votekicked for playing the objective. Either with the whole shtick that "lol you don't
cap on highstower because some youtuber said so" or whenever one team is about to cap the last intel and someone tells them not to cap, becaise they want to play 2fort for another 45 minutes.
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>>168867734
mook needs to keep the phonefriends on /pol/ because they're like 85% of the ad revenue
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Played OW today. Dunno how anyone says it'll kill TF2, the character gameplay is extremely linear and boring, which I thought would be the opposite considering how different and multi-abilitied they are. How does TF2 still present more depth, challenge, and fun as a 10 year old game than a hyped up game made by a renowned game company worth a shit ton?
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I wont lie, this is defenetly me when i see a high quality rip
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it has good marketing and very normie like extremely normalfag now
characters have literally one archetype that's meant to appeal to ecery demographic
here's a few
>smart black man
>dj
>gamur grill like u :3
>crazy explosive man
>edgy mcedgelord
>edgy war hero
>strong russian dyke get it strong women pink haired dyke is fuck u to oppressive russia
>anglo tomboy
>muh honourable samurai
>muh honourable pre meiji japan
>a literal cowboy
>a literal dwarf
it has a very low skill ceiling and easy to pick up
it is marketed as competitive is it default gamemode when it's just quickplay with a tracking system
it's not bad but it feels really dumb down when playing
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>>168869981
the only people that claim its the tf2 killer are shills and people that suck at tf2. Its a different game all together. Playing it reminded me how good tf2 was, and I started playing again not 3 months ago.
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>>168869981
Every ""hero"" only has one set of abilities to ''choose'' from
Tf2 might have less characters, but each of them can choose from a reasonably large variety of weapons
That's NINE classes with at least THREE loadout slots which can be filled with one of FOUR or more different weapons
Gonna take literal centuries for overwatch to have as much depth as tf2
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>>168871160
Correction; spy only has 3 functionally different PDA2 and PDA3 slot items
The average is still well above that, though. My point stands.
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>>168871149
he stole my strat wtf
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>>168871160
not to mention numerous movement techniques available to every TF2 merc
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>>168871838
what about the wide variety of overwatch movements like
>grappling hook
>holding spacebar
>sticky jumping with no health consequences
>walking
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>>168872026
Don't forget pressing shift
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>>168872026
>>168872515
Don't forget strafing
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>>168867269
Not that anon, but something that makes turbine even worse is that it's community made.
That means valve looked at all the community-made maps that existed back in '08, then looked at all the ctf maps, saw this fucking turd, and said "Yep, that's the one!"
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>>168871054
Everything about this post is absolute true. It's especially sad how flanderized all the characters are. You legitimately described the full depth of those characters personalities.
Overwatch is not killing TF2. It's just filling the void for some that Valve has left with their incredibly slow dev time.
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soldier: 560
scout: 378
demo: 336
pyro: 315
heavy: 210
sniper: 168
spy: 150
engineer: 90
medic: 80
That's TWO-THOUSAND TWO-HUNDRED and EIGHTY-SEVEN (2287) loadouts to choose fromI'm tired so I might have fucked up some math somewhere pls don't bully
How many did overwatch have again, 30?
Oh, no, 23.
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>medic
>80
its unfair
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>>168873620
something that interests me is loadouts that have actively detrimental synergy with eachother. like using the red tape recorder and your eternal reward with the diamondback. you don't want to lose your disguise by shooting the diamondback even if you do store up crits, and even then you'll have less overall because the red tape recorder won't be destroying any buildings.
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>>168865225
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6666907/how-to-detect-a-mobile-device-with-javascript
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>>168853008
Try playing with the lowest sound quality.
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gamemode idea
>WAR!
>like cp
>map is a giant battlefield/jungle
>mid point is full of broken tanks,planes and sandbag positions
>between mid and second there's a massive jungle that obstructs lighting and vision because it's kinda dark and there's trees
>tree branches are solid and can be walked on
>commie tunnels underground
>last is a military base
>taking last throws defend into guerrilla mode
>gets crits and maybe get marked for death
>can't respawn until last is retaken
>can't spawn in mid, only last
>win by killing everyone left
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Okay, /tf2g/, I'm an annoying piece of shit, what class and loadout should I use?
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>>168875093
just add war from w@w and you're golden
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>>168875131
Stock Sniper, quickscoping the entire enemy team will make them salty in a hurry.
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>>168875131
booties-turner-paintrain
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>>168875131
gunslinger engihere
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>>168875131
>scout
soda popper for jumps and outdps'ing stock, making you essentially unkillable and really dangerous, crit a cola for doing even more damage at basically no cost to you and sandman for stunning enemies so you never have to aim ever.
>soldier
black conch plan. it's not as good as it used to be, but it gets people upset.
>pyro
phlog for crits, scorch shot to get those crits even easier and make it so you piss off not only enemy snipers and people grouped up really far away from you, but also your own teammates for having no means of extinguishing them
>demoman
sticky spam. all you need to do.
>heavy
friendly heavy. you'll at least piss off your team.
>engineer
pomson circuit slinger.
>medic
battle medic. piss off your teammates and whatever dingus you actually manage to kill.
>sniper
bazaar bargain, basically a straight upgrade after a couple heads and perfect for bodyshotting, danger shield because it's a straight upgrade and salt factory and whatever melee you want.
>spy
diamondback, big earner, dead ringer.
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>>168875093
feels like it's too big for 24, 24v24 would be good but also a cluster
i see this having some potential, maybe if you removed second or doing something to restrict scouts rushing to mid or adding craters
i see this could have some potential in maps, maybe dday stalingrad or on some islands, could even be ww1 or desert war in iraq but nam is nice
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Europe seems to be the only continent with a nations cup, where the top teams are usually France, Germany and UK
If there were nations cup in other continents wich country would win ?
>AsiaFortress Nations cup
>Singapore and Korea are the only decent teams
>India is a tf2center-tier team
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>>168875093
Actual proper vision-obstructing foliage seems like it'd be kind of difficult to get working well in tf2's artstyle
You could just add fog of course
Also- maybe just make it 3cp? I'm really not seeing the benefit of two more control points when you're putting so much emphasis on making mid a clusterfuck and allowing the losing team to retake last
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>all this talk of war
>remember the war update is gonna be based off of ww2 despite vietnam being more appropriate
this gets me so mad
anon please, make this gamemode come true
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>>168876323
tf2center is basicly just an iron scrim, but with somewhat decent players stacking onto one team.
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finally made the switch to ahud, so glad i did
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post spooky loadouts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfNn7WGalw
why does he continue to use those ebin pixle art things in hie videos?
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you know if we switched this from 2 military bases to one base and one like temple thing it'd fit into the mayann theme just fine
I might start working on it ya'll have some more ideas
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>>168879013
holy shit long hair b4nny, what the fuck
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>>168879180
hownew.ru
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>Eu tf2 lobby
>Nobody using comms, people play seriously for the most part
>Na tf2 lobby
>Most people using comms
>People messing around and purposely being shit bcoz "its just a lobby"
>Na player still say no mumble lobbies are cancer
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>there are "people" who don't use the e.v.e hud
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>>168879542
E.v.e. hud is shit.
Budhud is where it's at.
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>using a custom hud
>not using valves minimized hud and turning off view models for maximum fragging capacity
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>>168879542
>eve hud
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>>168879542
If I remember right, I stopped using custom anything because I got tired of having to update them.
I just use the small hud option.
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>>168879797
>liking default hud
>not using IDH (improved default hud)
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>hitbox glitch fixed because of TF2C
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>168880756
>not calling it TF2Classic to avoid confusion with TF2Center
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When it's late at night.............
And every bodies asleep.............
If you shitpost ..........
Will some body still hear it?..............
https://youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc
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>>168880843
Does it matter? Both are TF2Cancer
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Favorite payload map, GO.
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>>168880756
so this...
...is the power....
.......of open source........
...........whoa
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>>168880954
Does this mean sniper shots will be more reliable now and you won't have to aim at the neck or behind the head?
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>>168880917
edgy
>>168880921
normie pubber map, better than anything ctf but thats it
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>>168881117
>edgy
Give me one good reason why TF2 Classic is good (besides them finding and reporting a shit ton of bugs)
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>>168881206
it runs well
from what i see it utilizes more the GPU than the official TF2 build
i havent played much on it to be honest
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>tfw you see something you could buy but can't because you're saving up for something more expensive
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>>168881616
>life
>having to make decisions
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Is Nursey the first transgender competitive gamer to achieve world championship ? Im surprised the fact that he/she is a transgender comp player didnt blow up in non-TF2 related gaming sites.
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Muffinz and Cold Heart are top EU meds and they are female
its not that big a deal, women tend to be decent at heavy and medic
Theres also a top soldier in Asia called Cell who is female, and one of the few asian players to have a brain
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>>168881807
people who play tf2 don't give a shit, the people who would give a shit are busy sucking off overwatch
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Time to practize medizine...
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>>168882271
That's a pretty good Soldier. He has the chin for it, in a good way.
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>>168882303
hes probably forcing it
if he was more buff, had shoulder pads under the clothes and a bigger chest, it would be perfect
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i want a sweaty athletic scout main in my life
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heavy mains be like
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>Sites / orgs that are worth donating to
serveme.tf (free private servers)
champ.gg (open source pug systems and free servers for it)
>Sites / orgs that are not worth giving money to
Valve (retard devs)
tf2center (nazi mods)
faceit (their system for TF2 isnt very good atm)
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>tfw no femscout cosplayer to give you the succ.
Why live, /tf2g/?
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>>168883467
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>>168882761
do you have the one with him holding the tiny minigun i've been looking for it for years
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Is there any decent store in Europe to get TF2 themed clothing
not full-on cosplay but stuff like caps or T-Shirts with TF2 references
Valve store is overpriced as fuck and I doubt the shipping is cheap either
>>168883467
why don't YOU become the femscout
we can take turns for the succ
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>>168884058
>tfw you're a soldier main
Sorry fempai.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAHd9IvyqMk
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>>168884678
>fempyro lapdance
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>>168884678
w2c ass pyro model
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tfw no autistic scout main bf
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id?
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/id/humanxkiriikp
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>one shot at life
>not born in Finland
why dont i just end this suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2M-qvAVTI
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>>168885327
start hrt now!
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>>168885436
what's HRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTQnnZGLYaw
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>>168885508
>cutie's finger gun
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>step out of spawn
>headshot 5 fast moving classes
>no compliments
damn son
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>play sniper with gibusvision
>headshot two scouts right out the gate
>say nothing, proceed to miss most other shots
>"shut up fsaos, you don't even have any hats my backpack is worth 507 refined"
>headshot the same guy when he goes medic and walks in a straight line
>"wow f2p hacker"
>he leaves midgame before i can kill him with my cosmetics on
darn
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>>168887869
>join cp_gullywash back when quickplay existed
>its literally me and 2 scouts on the server
>headshot both scouts in like 2 seconds quickscoping in gully river
>get called a hacker
feels good
for shit like that powah got banned
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>>168888631
>Bragging about a 40$ bp
???
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>>168869981
TF2's core gameplay is a legacy from Quake. Overbatch is quite new compared to that. Quake used engine exploits as a gameplay feature where Overbatch polished every exploit. That's why TF2 movement is smooth, while Overbatch reduced them to simple finger taps.
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>>168881913
tfw no qt roamer gf to do a double suicide play with
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What class do you main?
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>>168890348
the meme man
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>>168890362
Pretty much every class can be called a meme man, you gotta be specific
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Just how many russians are in tf2r? Feels like there's only a handful of real people left, with the rest being bots
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>>168890467
It's a damn shame. Back in the day there used to be tons of people, now there's barely anyone. I think scrap.tf has taken attention away from tf2r.
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>>168890348
i (>>168889935) play scout usually
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cuckfortress 2
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what do you mean
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i miss dotsy
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>>168874332
Come up with some shitty medic toys then, here's two rough ones:
Primary: Enfeebler
Syringe gun where syringes are filled with a green substance, each needle that hits an opponent decreases their max movement speed by 5% and can be stacked to 50%, but wears off after 4 seconds of not being hit by the syringe again.
-50% less clip size
-20% slower firing speed
Medigun: Nosfortatu
Adds HP equal to half the damage dealt to enemy on patient who attacks, stacks on top of the normal heal rate in an instant like if you were to hit an enemy in mad milk
Max overheal will only reach 75% ov the targets max health (e.g. soldier can get max of 350 health but only if he's dealing enough damage)
-30% heal rate
-40% overheal
Ubercharge increases the health gained back from damage dealt by 3x, but doesn't passively overheal from the mediguns beam.
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>>168880921
badwater, not even close
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>>168891320
So basically overdose but slows others instead of speeding you up and quickfix 2.0
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>>168892023
Coming up with ideas is hard
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i wish i could talk to _____
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>>168892079
Honestly the best medigun idea i've seen it's the one that's been going around for years
>Less hp/s
>Passively boosts firing and reload speed by a small amount
>Faster build speed
>Uber gives speed boost, infinite ammo (no reload needed), higher firing and reload speed than normal
Not as useful on, say, a heavy or pyro, but do it on a demo and watch the pills fly
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There are weapons that arent really OP but they are very OP for their slot
One example is the Ubersaw and the Crossbow
http://www.strawpoll.me/12379506
the crossbow has been constantly buffed since its release
it used to not be used that much because it didnt build uber, but now its basically the best medic weapon in the game
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Hey bois
It's my birthday so I am going to make the mistake of giving you shit
Have fun
http://tf2r.com/km1dp2d.html
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Remove the Dead ringer.
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>>168893463
dead ringer is used by bad spies
its a get out of jail free card
gets them into doing bad habits too
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>>168893704
Or in haiku:
Dead ringer baddies
a get out of jail free card
for these shit habits
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>>168894564
gun
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>>168894564
Fuck my asshole, daddy.
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>>168894540
get bent weeb shitter
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>>168894564
I fell for the orange jew
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>>168894564
Completely uninteresting scattergun.
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>>168894564
kurt cobain's last micropenis
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>>168894675
oh man this guy here
I am so angry right now
"get bent weeb shitter"
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WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE VALVE
WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG
YOURE A PROFESSIONAL MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
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>>168893441
Thanks and happy birthday, Vibri!
What effect is that?
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>>168895136
Unusual Effect: Time Warp
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>>168893441
Very nice raffle. Happy birthday mate
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>>168893441
am I allowed to enter if I already won something from you?
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I played highlander today for the first time in months
the demo in the enemy team called dm bot because i bombed and killed a lot
is it bad to kill in HL? what did he mean by this ?
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>>168894564
should have played scout
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>>168888631
Now i know who is that retard who bring here his ep*c fantasy stories.
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>>168896024
No, it's not bad to kill a lot in HL, but it's always better to focus on the objective (winning).
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>>168894564
My Epic
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>>168894564
overpowered shotgun
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>>168894564
я тpaхaл твoю мaть нyб)))))))
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>>168747709
Is this bait?
>>168752054
Lmao I saw your tf TV thread
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>>168894564
>not using reskins
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>>168894564
kurt cobain's pussyass
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>>168894564
JFK's microphone
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>>168782049
Pipes have two layers of prediction because they arc. Watch b4nny play demo in mge, you kind of want to track them like as if you were using a scatter gun and then flick Infront of where they're moving. At the same time your predicting their forward and side to side movement. That's why pipes are literally the most satisfying weapon
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>>168894564
med took 6
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>>168894564
Alan Parrish is gonna be pissed.
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>>168894564
franz ferdinand's microphone
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>>168804596
Lol I love how people think any other secondary is anywhere near as powerful as gunboats
>literally 32 health
>jump twice
>safe, grab a pack
>jump back in and kill the conch fag while he's still waddling away
>airshot the bitch who thinks I can't aim Becuase of gunboats.
>>168802438
Thanks to clueless players like you gunboats probably won't get nerfed even though they are op.
>he can't make an argument so he uses a straw man
If I wanted to shotgun bitches I'd be playing scout.
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>>168893441
Happy Birthday!
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I love retards who can't come up with a decent counterargument, so they call the other side a strawman instead. Irony is quite delicious.
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i noticed in american pugs that people say "tank me" instead of "buff me"
is it the same or different?
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I don't think you know what irony actually means
And calling out fallacies IS an agrument you dumb fucking nigger
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>>168899891
Depends on your role, if you are going pocket soldier you wont use gunboats.
That's why it's not OP
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>>168900524
A lot of pockets run Gunboats these days.
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if I win the GFP, I am buying 4chan
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Please don't. Let the chink run it into the ground. Let this shithole die already. It may as well already be dead, all the people that gave this site the reputation it did have have long since gone and now it's flooded by people who only know the reputation and act like retards because of it.
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Is there any difference in cfgs between Windows and Linux OS? On Linux I get lower fps using the same cfg. What do?
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>Linux
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>>168903518
Ubuntu 16.04
>>168903481
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>Linux
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>"I'm only selling as a set."
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>constantly top scoring by a large percent
>lets keep putting her on teams where she has 6 under 5 point spies!
i swear to fuck this que system needs to die
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You are not a girl.
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>she
>her
>on tf2
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>>168905368
>>168905396
Maybe it's ep*c grill gamer medic main who topscoring by sucking cock of her boyfriend pocket 24/7.
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>>168892927
>Not as useful on, say, a heavy or pyro, but do it on a demo and watch the pills fly
"What is Kritzkrieg?"
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>>168905492
Only time you topscore as medic is if your entire team is incompetent. If you're topscoring as medic, it's time to change classes, unless you're like, battle medic on 2fort or something.
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>>168892927
this is so horrendously imbalanced
the only damage boosting mechanic that doesn't break the game is crits
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>>168901778
And what? Watch their Medic got 2shot'd as they reload and think about how lucky and smart they're for getting less blast damage from rocketjumps while they're being healed?
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>>168905492
if i had a cute boyfriend i wouldn't be complaining about useless spies
i also don't play medic much at all
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>>168906193
cute boys doesnt play decade old videogames
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I wish I were cute.
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I wish someone would suck my cock while i stomping f2p players.
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>>168906176
All the top teams use gunboats and a pocket scout. The people who run shot gun do it either because they like it or they can't get a pocket scout role done well. Gunboats pocket is objectively better. Watch b4nny pocket he has some povs on his youtube, they blow everyone out the water
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i like muslims and black people.
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Why?
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they are nice and strong
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i'm triggered
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i'm useless trash and not deserve to live
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Then fucking kill yourself already. If you're so worthless, just get it over with, you coward. It's better to do it than live with the fear of having to do it hanging over your head.
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but i don't want to. i love eating, scrolling web and masturbating. cumming is pleasurably
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>I don't deserve to live
>Yet I want to live
Pick one, you faggot.
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team fortress 2
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i doesn't deserve to live but it's not mean that i want to die
also i'm not a faggot. homosexuality is the easy mode of life
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stop ot replying to each other
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Okay.
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So is female Pyro still an option or has that been debunked?
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yes by GAY THEORY
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How would that be debunked?
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Pyro is genderless. Even if the character is biologically male or female, that shit don't matter when it's an essentially psychopathic monster.
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its post ww1
pyro is boy
if pyro were female she would not be a mercenary
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>>168911809
So Charles Manson isn't a man or woman because he's also a psychopathic monster?
Stupid point you're making
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Sup
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And here comes Viva to save the day with his retarded comparisons. Wouldn't be /tf2g/ with you, pal.
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>>168913260
>bullying engies
>bullying gibus engies
STOP
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>>168913451
We had 2 more gibus engies, does that mean we can bully them a little?
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>>168913449
God bless
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>headshot a medic with vacc on bullet protection
>13 dmg
this is not OK.
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>>168915012
but it is
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>>168915119
>get a 75% damage protection every 6 seconds
>being basically invulnerable to either projectiles or bullets by only waiting 6 seconds for a charge
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>>168915012
Remember when the crit protection was on the passive healing too?
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Remember when i wasnt a huge faggot?
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>>168915492
>being literally invulnerable every 40 seconds
>less than every 4 if you have an ubersaw
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>>168915665
>pubber logic
you get 4 charges of vaccinator every 24 seconds
it doesnt even matter that you are only protected from one, since most of the times theres only one major source of damage (soldiers/demoman)
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>>168915621
Me too. Me too.
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I bought a 144 Hz screen, a 1000€ computer, a 30€ mousepad and a 80€ mouse and im still not very good at this game!
What am i missing? should i upgrade my keyboard?
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>>168916298
>since most of the times theres only one major source of damage
>not pubber logic
I agree fire is a non-issue, but if you think you can even remotely try to run current vaccinator in comp you are deluded.
The overheal uber speed and healing speed penalty make this thing basically useless.
It's only really good against heavies and maybe demos, but they can continue fire and outlast your ubers anyway, they have enough projectiles to do so
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>2 medics on team
>one is second highest on board
>other is 3rd from bottom
>worse medic starts bitching that the better medic didn't save him with his uber
>worse medic's voice is just cracking into puberty
>better medic argues the worse one had no uber and wasn't worth it because the enemy was about to counter push
>he's clearly in his mid 20's
>worse medic calls the better medic a kid for being stupid
>better medic calls him out for being shit, and making a note on his voice
>worse medic says he's a girl
>topscoring player ops to kick the worse medic for cheating
>"wow you're fucking cute hahah you fag-"
>Worse medic has been kicked successfully
>tranny shitter successfully bullied
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>>168916997
practice
at some points it might be hard to believe that you're getting noticeably better, but trust me when i say that you are
to me it usually feels like i'm plateuing for a long time and then something just clicks with me and i make a big jump within a day or two
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>>168916997
Sell all this crap. All you need is lmaobox for 20$.
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>>168916997
>my mouse pad is a piece of wood from a failed art project from 2011
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I wish i had a girl to protect her ubers.
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>when obscure midscores you didn't even know existed start calling you bad
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>when newbies you've seen starting up in tf2center get better than you
>>168917504
im not that pathethic
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>when you get two kills with one scattergun shot
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>>168920742
Remilia is cute! Cute!
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>>168920742
>not using a festive bat
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>haven't had a girlfriend in like 3 years
why live
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>>168921683
my only choice for women are probably nerdy girls that are into the same things than me and dont have much social skills either
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What is the best heavy hat?
and why is itsoviet gentleman?
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>wanting a girl version of yourself
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>>168922039
remember when tf2 was popular enough that girls would pretend to like it
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>>168922039
>you will never fuck a qt scout grill
>>168922172
well now its blizzard's turn
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>>168922249
>well now its blizzard's turn
The funny thing about the people who dont play OW but enjoy the characters or something is that the characters are grossly uninteresting and they only enjoy it because they can project whatever fan theories they want on them.
Conversely, I don't know anyone that's a fan of tf2's setting that doesn't play the game.
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>>168776761
that and also making your own custom soundmods
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this mediguns look sick
shame the sniper rifle looks like a plastic toy
>>168922039
i remember finding this image and posting it here a year ago
i wish i could find the source again
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>>168922509
people do the same in tf2
except in tf2 you dont actually have to play the game, you can just sit in trade servers and play the game like club penguin
i would 100% guarantee that if blizzard let people make their own servers and maps, everything would get lost immediately and people would only pick their waifu classes and fantasize about them through voice chat
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didnt know people cosplayed as pauling
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>>168922746
Surprisingly cute too.
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>>168922585
Hnnnnng that pyro
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>>168922746
>>
I got a key. I will raffle away the contents. which series do I open?
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>>168923948
Creepy crawly case.
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>>168924126
I only have a vanilla key.
>>
>>
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>>168923948
raffle the key
or trade it for ref and craft hats
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>>168924163
Trade it for a KKK key, nerd.
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>>168924213
>>168924209
alright, 7 decides.
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>>168924352
Active series only or will you buy an older box?also #39
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>>168924340
>>168924340
It got trade restrictions
>>168924515
I shall buy any crate kek wills
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>>168924594
Oh, alright that makes sense.
Crate 73
>>
>>
about to play again for the first time in ~5 months
have they fixed matchmaking yet or am i still going to be put into 100 ping virginia servers every time
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>>168924352
trying 83 again
>>168925018
you can change your ping settings in the matchmaking screen
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>>168924352
dumb frogposter
27
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>>168924352
103
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>>168924352
crate 7
>>
>>
is baby faces blaster good?
I'm a tf2 noob help
>>
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>>168926574
no
it used to be completely broken but not since they added the losing boost on hit thing
i think i have about 5k kills since the nerfs
that was a fun run
>>
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>>168926587
kek wills it
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What kind of downside can the liberty launcher get other than a huge damage penalty?
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>>168906035
t. someone who has never watched a pyro melt the entire enemy team or a heavy critsniper people halfway across the map
not dissing on kritz demo, but sometimes reload times get in the way
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>>168927457
who
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>>168928428
Doesn't it already have enough downsides? Liberty Launcher is shit.
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>>168928428
you mean if the stats were reworked?
probably clip size, which is exactly what it had before
>>168928572
it literally has only one downside you idiot
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>>168928572
I mean removing the damage downside and giving it something else
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>>168928428
-damage penalty removed
-doesnt splash unless you hit enemy directly
balanced?
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>>168928812
so
the direct hit but worse
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>>168928428
-25% damage penalty replaced with -25% splash damage penalty
direct hits still do the same amount of damage as a normal rocket, but shooting the floor is weaker
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>>168929152
Congrats, now it's OP.
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>>168929478
>>168929570
>Pro KS on non strange
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>>168929570
>that spray
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>>168929152
>direct hit for babby
nah
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>>168928428
>>168929152
I always thought the liberty launcher should be what it is in MVM (when the robots shoot you with it) and what that is is that it doesn't do very much damage, but it fucking launches you all over the place
MORE PUSH BACK
MAKE MOVEMENT GREAT AGAIN
>>
I unboxed a strange part worth 6 euros.
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>>168930775
Doms or one of the class kills? Well good for whomever wins the raffle
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>>168929665
>he bought a pro ks unique weapon from the scm
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>>168930775
post raffle
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>>168931058
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>>168931176
>>168930867
>>168930867
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haha troled :)
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me irl
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>>168926574
>is baby faces blaster good?
if you dont get hit, yes
if you do, no
you won't be able to travel distances like a regular scattergun though and it's more dependent on getting from A to B like ur mom
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SHOOTS BOOTS OR TOOTS
>>
Noots
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>>168933848
nice
>>168934019
>10 posts early
not nice
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>>168934124
You are not nice
>>
Am I nice?
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>>168934180
die
>>
Thats not nice either
>>
Nice people don't come here
>>
Cum here
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>>168846763
self-made??
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gibus is underrated.
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thread meme count: 9
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>>168782773
if its still open...
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>>168938578
FUCK wrong shirt.
pretend its the Dark Dead of Night.
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>>168938578
for reference
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>1024x768
>Posting in the wrong thread
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