ez mode edition
Previously stelf>>168145954
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM
ONE
First for jimmy
New safe a cute
Gage Ass Pack Code:
N1GG3R-F4G-G0T
HEY DICKFACE
>>168544525
what gun is that ?
>>168547027AMR-16 lolAmmo pickup is not even that bad,I don't get that meme
>>168547813
1 ammo per box
>Not bad
AK rifle/CAR4
3-5 same damage.
>>168547813
fuck i don't have the DRM kit
>>168549104
They are easy to get as fuck
The Memes
>>168556613
they're all we have...
>>168548895
well i don't notice since i pick up ammo like crazy
how much ammo does the 84 dmg ak pick up? the stats are essentially the same but slightly downgraded
>>168553108
i know but i just wanted to try it out for the fun but the achievements are boring so i'll keep with the contractor .308 that sniper is a beast
>>168556914
>>168548895
and by similar stats i mean when fully upgraded like what i did to the amr
what do you suggest as secondary? i use a similar style for the krinkov
>>168557185
DMR broomstick
Mac 10
>Increased performance on the two new heists
>Downloading updates is total shit
>>168410391
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- In The Head! (any_25_sniper_kills)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- New Taste (daily_tasty)
Brought to you by Jimmy.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
Oy vey are you goyims enjoying the new skins?
>>168567602
what does carbon fiber have to do with john wick
>>168568046
>
Professionalism
>>168568097
what does carbon fiber have to do with professionalism
24th for Jacket still being a god-tier heister in 2017
25th for new skins are trash.
Again.
>>168573208
The new skins are cool, fuck you
>>168573208
>>168573264
SHOWDOWWWWWWWWWN
Xth for soundtrack update and arbiter ammo fix never
>>168574501
Lmao that shit is never getting fire ammo
How's Kingpin, friends?
I've been looking at it for a bit and thinking it might be nice for a DW/1D armour build.
>>168553706
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would have one down mask, before getting the achievement.
so what are the most useful/fun heists as of right now?
>>168577726
>Literally makes yourself invincible for 6 seconds, heals most of your hp and makes your allies not take damage
Gee what do you think
>>168581492
>and makes your allies not take damage
>
>>168579440
atleast you can talk, who are you?
>>168582140
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our shitpost.
No one cared who I was until I said Death Wish is easy.
>host says to have 1 cook at a time in hotline miami
>host and his friends jerk off somewhere completely elsewhere on the map
>continue from where the host left off because he is slow as fuck
>finish a batch, tell them what to add next
>WTF I SAID ONE AT A TIME
>kicked right at the end, after 22 mins had passed
>host was a furfag
really makes you think
>>168583136
>host was a furfag
>posting anime
You aren't any better
>>168583136
>hurdurrr
>My game, MUH RULES
>go host your own game faggit
>I finally feel power over something in my life so I will USE IT
>>168583136
>furfag
Where is the proof
>I do booga
>host does hooga
rly makes u think
>>168586352
Unga bunga kunga hunga
Don't know if you guys know but Payday 3 is on development at the moment
Can't wait to spend another $180 in DLCs
1100 hours and I've never been kicked at the end of a heist
>>168587551
Good for you.
YOU AND I
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
AIMING FOR THE SKY
WITH A SECRET AMBITION
IT'S NOT OUR THING TO WALK THE ROAD THAT'S PAVED
WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO ROAM THE TRAIL THAT'S BLAZED
AND THERE'S A FLAME IN YOUR EYES THAT'S IGNITING MINE
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
IN THE GAZE OF A PROWLING LION
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE
*electric guitar solo*
>>168581882
You are stupid
It makes all enemies target you, which means, YES, your allies don't take damage
Are you fucking thick?
>>168583136
>>168583294
>see easy solution to not have this happen
>don't take it
No sympathy.
>>168590815
Nowhere near as thick as you fatty
>>168582586
If i give you a (You) will you die?
>>168591748
It would be extremely Bainful.
4U
>Bainposting in 2017
>>168569327
>>168594391
Speaking of which, did anyone notice that the taxman when he gets told to say the codes, one of his possible responses is:
>"Nothing, I said nothing"
What's even the point of Infamy?
>>168594763
Artificial endgame, it keeps makes you play the game for that much longer if you are a completionist
>>168594763
t. less than 100 hours
>>168594763
unique masks and reduction of points to have acces to skills , really have infamy 5 theres no point , but i still did it and loose many hours to reach 25
I think you level up too fast. I have like 60 hours and I am level 85.
>finishing One Down bank heists with level over 9000 guys was a mistake
>>168544525
>using quadstack mags ever
Do you suck dicks ?
I don't get it. I use the 'Level appropriate' filter but doesn't seem to make any difference.
I still find people with over 9000 level to play and edgy 14 levelers trying to do hard mode..
>>168595258
Get NGBTO
>>168594982
>>168594908
Yeah but atleast give it some other kind of reason to do other than "we had a few masks laying around and instead of making it dlc we just have people grind for them so they are more likely to buy other dlc"
Even something simple like 1 extra skill point every 2 levels of Infamy after the original 5 would be good enough incentive.
>>168595275
Will have a look. However I don't like adding mods and workshop stuff.
>>168595719
>payday 2
>without mods
Why would you do this to yourself.
>>168595786
Recommend me some please. Except things that make the game easier. And skins. I really don't care and like the simple realistic gun skins.
I saw pics of the NGBTO and it looks legit. I might put that to find better players to play with.
>>168596028
>>168596028
WELLL NOW
Mod overrides:
>Bodhi's 8.5 sounds
>retexture for better textures that actually give performance (you can even customize easily to keep ones you like and remove things you dont like)
>Smokin_Barrels
>High Quality inventory icons
>What is love plays inside falcogini
>What is love plays inside longfellow
BTL mods:
>Drill Autorestart Indicator
>Faster Skip
>HQInventoryIcons
>Lobby Player Info
>More Weapon Stats
>No Blue Filter
>No Hit Feedback
>VELOSync
>CustomFOV
Quality of life improvemnts(if you are autistic read as cheats)
>pocohud
>AdditionalPocoHudTrackers
>Hostage Escort Tweaks
>Hostage Pathing Fix
>Assault Overhaul
>Redundant Card Removal
>>168596384
>>168596417
Thnx doge.
>>168596028
WolfHUD, while it does have a lot of things that could be called making the game easier, you can customize it completely so you get the way better looking HUD without the stuff like knowing how many enemies are on the map and drill timers etc.
VELOsync is also pretty good because it improves the desync you often see online by a lot.
Those are probably the most important ones that aren't just graphical changes. (Also make sure to get the Dev version of WolfHUD over on github instead of the one on the site, because the current standard version crashes the game if you trigger swan song)
>>168596509
Seriously, the game is terrible without mods. I never understood players who were like "ya vanilla 4 lyfe xdddd!!"
It's ugly, plays terribly, and quality of life is very low
In my early daysmonth agoI encountered a mod that didn't let you use the medic bag with less than 3 downs, whenever you tried to use it with less than that it electrocuted you.
Where can I find this mod?
>>168596737
http://paydaymods.com/mods/303/SaveEquipment
I got u senpai
>>168596692
I am old so the look doesn't bother me at all. Some gameplay stuff are annoying yes. What is quality of life? Replay value?
I guess what bothers me the most is the time you spend waiting in lobbies, getting kicked and most of all NO control of who enters the game after you started.
So many stealth games and moneys lost because of players popping in.
>>168596793
Thanks bae
>>168596841
>I guess what bothers me the most is the time you spend waiting in lobbies, getting kicked and most of all NO control of who enters the game after you started.
So many stealth games and moneys lost because of players popping in.
Play with friends?
>>168596949
>friends
hehehe
Is Goonmod dead?
>>168596841
If you host, you will never get kicked desu
Quality of life mods are, obviously, quality of life things, such as no confirm dialogue , press f to interact instead of holding it, etc.
Lock your lobby if you don't want scrubs joining and messing up, or restrict who can join with NGBTO.
>>168597002
What are you implying? People don't have friends, that people can't get friends?
>>168597071
He's obviously implying he has no friends.Even though people here will probably play with him if he wants
>>168596841
By the way, I want to confirm that every single mod he listed is good, because I've all of them. They make the game substantially better.
>>168597128
No one here plays games.
>>168597013
Most of it's features are part of the base game now so there wasn't any reason to keep it alive.
>>168597013
>>168597461
WolfHUD is a good alternative. It has most features from Goonmod built in, and the ones that aren't are mostly already implemented into the game. The only thing I can think of that's not in either WolfHUD or the base game is weapon customization.
Ive been gone since around the point break heist when they introduced paid crates and whatnot.
What is the game currently like? Can i get a quick rundown on the recent updates and dlc's?
Is meme-4 and inspire still the meta?
>>168598643
Inspire still is and will always be meta because it makes dying an inconvenience instead of an actual penalty. It's by design overpowered (but it's way better now that it's guaranteed revive but 20 second cooldown instead of the original RNG based version)
There are way better weapons than the car-4 now, especially on One Down where a lot of decent-good weapons aren't good enough. One Down has a different meta than the rest of the game however due to how much hp and damage enemies have.
>>168599035
i dont even know what one down is.
They have safehouse customization now right?
>>168598643
Its the same fucking game, fuck off already
>>168599445
well theres modding now, entirely different skill tree and decks and about 10 more dlcs.
>>168599665
We get the same question every thread, find out for yourself
>well theres modding
>>168598643
CAR-4 is the best DMR for crit build as it's the most concealable
>>168600023
There was no modding at the start of Payday 2 aside from basic lua scripting
>>168600172
>caring about concealment
>concealing a DMR
>>168600970
You mean BeardLib?
>>168600970
>What is a crit build
>>168601219
Shit.
>>168601213
What? BeardLib was not around at the time. That makes no sense. The only mods around were basic lua scripts.
>>168601219
Garbage is what it is. End yourself.
>>168601213
Wtf her face looks like one of the henchmen from the Spiderman ps1 game
>>168599215
One Down is the next difficulty up from Deathwish, enemies got more health and damage and you only got one down before your next puts you into custody; hence the name. Also it got new Zeal Team enemies.
And yes it's been for a while now, you upgrade rooms of your safe house with continental coins that you get from getting exp and completing side jobs that change every day/week/month. Some of the level 3 upgrades bring in some fun activities you can do.
>>168562204
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Accumulate! (daily_lodsofemone)
Brought to you by Bonnie.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>168601283
>Garbage is what it is. End yourself.
Ever finished a loud heist on OD?
Didn't think so
>>168601269
>>168601283
>implying crit shotgun isn't based.
>>168601715
>Wasting points on a crit build when crossbows require zero investment
>>168602076
To be fair, you want crits so you can one-shot dozers with javelins.
>>168601715
>he needs a crit build to finish heists on OD
Call me back when you have more than 100 hours, kiddo.
>>168601721
That's not conventional in current year, though I do personally believe it's pretty good desu.
>"It is with great satisfaction that we also can announce that Payday 3 production is officially initiated and at a full design stage," the spokesperson wrote. That's promising, but it doesn't sound like a release is imminent, as the studio wants to take its time."
>"I’d like to especially clarify, that this project will enjoy as much time as we deem needed. It will be done when it’s done. This is our single most important brand today and the cornerstone of our business and we will treat it accordingly. Updates in the near future might be scarce and far between. You simply don’t rush Payday 3."I actually want to see what they do with an engine that isn't shit
Also, isn't OVERKILL's The Walking Dead supposed to be coming out soon
>>168605580
You're very late, my man
I hope it has decent production value, though. Payday 2 looks like a game from 2003 with cartoony gunplay. The gunplay should stay good (and unrealistic), but actually killing cops should look realistic and shit.
This goes hand in hand with third person animation work and desync.
>>168606176
I'd say 2006-2007, but the quality of the assets limited by what the engine is capable of clash with each other in such a way that it's hard to place it.
>>168606676
Nah, no way. HL2 did everything better. It was also limited by Overkill's limited budget at first, a problem they don't have now with their infinite $$$
>>168607004
Well, that's not true.
Anyone having an issue with wolfhud removing enemy outlines when spotted? Using the dev build because the standard one crashes when swan song is triggered
>>168594763
Bane mask
>>168597017
>If you host, you will never get kicked desu
If you host, no one will ever join you.and if they do it's generally shitters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
is james /our guy/?
>>168614135
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPl557fMNHU
\m/
Ashley
I'm a good goyim. Could you please tell us when are dlcs going on sale?
>>168615346
Damn that's good shit
>>168616076
I am waiting for this also.
>>168618753
>>168616076
Dlc unlocker you fucking retards
I do not even care about this game anymore
It's shit just like you fags
>>168589042
Playing that song while killing the Commissar is so satisfying
>>168619250
>all this projecting
The Memes
>>168622819
My DLC unlocker is a tool of justice!
>>168619250
>Dlc unlocker
Disgusting.
>>168625060
paying $5 dlc also disgusting.
I can't wait until my addiction to this game ends.. What a shitty feel.
>>168619250
>t. less than 100 hours in game
Why do people do this?
>>168627782
>Private profile
Because they are little kids
>>168627782
>tfw I have a way to cheat skillpoints while reporting legit stats
eheheh, ez >:D
>>168628238
People who have cheated skills is the most obvious fucking shit in the universe if you pay any modicum of attention to what they're doing
>>168628382
Half the people in our steam group edit weapon damages and think nobody notices
>2k17,
>using the rattlesnake or the Lion's roar ever
Just shitposting here with your usual shitty gameplay.
That was fun af.
Only good skin in the Wick safe is the Stryk one
rrerr
>>168630389
Do people actually find safehouse raid fun?
>>168633803
hell no it's boring as fuck he was probably just doing it for coins
inb4 >he needs coins
save the thread a post and don't bother
i make poost
>>168634409
saved
>>168634409
I guess. I just wish you can turn that shit off, I'm sick of hearing it every time I go into crime.net.
>>168634409
Is there a fast and easy way to rack up coins other than grinding Safehouse Raid?
>>168635046
Oh fuck I thought I was the only one hearing that every time
I just assumed that it was the new Rats of the [current year] so I was just hovering over it by mistake every time
>>168638139
There was a bug when they came out where you could get pretty much infinite coins, only faggots didn't exploit it
Get XP, the more XP the more coins you get, Safehouse Raid is guaranteed to give coins but that’s all its good for
Holy shit, I wish Overkill didn't absolutely shitcan LMGs and make them utterly nonviable on every difficulty above OVK because this was a lot of fun.
>>168639964
There is literally no weapon completely viable for OD
>>168640560
I would actually rather blow my brains out than hodgepodge together an OD build that used LMGs because I would probably need Frenzy AND Silenced Memer AND Body Expertise and by that point I'm barely contributing anything in terms of utility and my survivability would still be awful unless I use armorer or anarchist (which is iffy as shit on OD imo)
>>168605580
>Also, isn't OVERKILL's The Walking Dead supposed to be coming out soon
Delayed to the next Mayan apocalypse.
>>168640765
I use BE aced because I have nothing to spend on. I already have inspire aced, fully loaded basic, aced both silent memer skills, and nearly aced the entire revenant section
Yeah it's a crutch but on OD I'll take everything I can get especially if I have everything I (think) I need
>>168640765
>anarchist (which is iffy as shit on OD imo)
I wish you'd blow your brains out for being so shit to begin with.
>>168641190
Fuck you, I don't like Anarchist on OD. The armor in combat thing on a difficulty where your armor evaporates in nanoseconds isn't my playstyle. Might work for some people, but I'd rather have the normal regen.
>>168641182
With what gun?
>>168641446
OP pic. I'm considering switching weapons I can convert to similar stats with better ammo pick up. The AMR16 has the highest possible damage for 100 accuracy/stability in the assault rifles section assuming you have the needed skills, in exchange for low ammo pool and pickup
How much ammo pickup does the 84 dmg AK have? At max upgrades and stats it's basically the OP pic with slightly less damage
>>168595138
What's wrong with using quadstack if I have 100 accuracy and 100 stability?
>>168642015
I think there's a mod that has ammo pickup rates, more weapon stats or something?
>>168642391
I'll check it out, it seems that pdg doesn't care about getting triggered over silent memer anymore thanks to the new skilltrees so I'll post some thoughts after I get to it
My favorite thing about the dlc unlocker is trying dozens of combos per gun
>>168642187
Idk either, maybe because speedpull mag outclasses double mag size? I like quadstack too so I need to reload less and can duel dozers easier
IT'S SO FREAKING ADORABLE :3
>>168646728
GL40 got a new skin?
>>168646918
That's an old one.
>>168646918
It's new for me since I just got it :3
So i just watch John Wick 2.
Is it me or there is an actual scene in the 3rd act made like Art Gallery level?
I don't care if anyone wants it, I'm posting a link to a batch file that imitates the police assault bar via pastebin. http://pastebin.com/4YnyeehH
>>168649838
>batch file
Why not Powershell?
>>168650615
Figure it out yourself.
>>168650615
I had a batch file that displayed random numbers and I changed it to imitate the assault bar.
>>168652451
da bore store
>>168651547
no u grandpa
>>168639964
Body expertise and surefire lets lmgs be viable up to dw
>>168653576
Still shit compared to rifles though.
HEY PETER
>>168657562
What
GET THE FUCK UP
>>168634473
Do you know what time it is?
>>168663381
Meme time
how do you scrap metal
>>168665637
You don't act dumb, try doing it on DW instead
I haven't played since crime fest what's new meta, if m308 deag then the game is double shit
>>168668740
They are still good but the meta did changed
Fedora mask in payday 2 when ?
mr anon is a FAGGOT
I use the GUN
to shoot the COPS and get the MONEY
>>168672416
can you delay cop with bullet?
>>168672615
you can delay cop indefinitely with bullet to head
>>168672416
Someone please post it
MONEY
why does Connor Shaw's voice only generate the image of a twink in my mind.
>>168675751
Because he is one?
>>168676132
everybody knows twinks are a myth invented by homosexuals to lure people into their degenerate agenda
Daily reminder
What kind of mental illness must one have to buy a Wick safe?
>mfw releasing the next dlc will be just a 4.99 gage pack
When did Overkill tone down a number of visual effects? I remember Transport Underpass having a lot more fog and Golden Grin getting noticeably darker when you turn on the BFD. Kinda ruins the mood when it doesn't feel like BFD is siphoning power from the entire city block.
>>168680135
Maybe you changed your settings or have some kind of override
>Payday 2 in 2014
>>168681216
>Payday 2 in 2017
FRONT LEANING REST
>>168677874
Taser got a fucking power out
ass
>>168686058
GETCHU BRACELETS AWN
favorite ship?
>>168687181
SS Moretta
>>168687181The Yacht Heist
>>168687257
I doubt a Croatian cargo ship's prefix would be SS.
>4 hours until the shitty AMA with a nobody developer
i bet a gage sniper dlc that nothing interesting will be said
>>168688258
Ships can choose any prefix they want. Don't be a bigot.
>>168687181
Dallas has an incest homosex relationship with Houston
Chains fucks all the females of the gang, sometimes takes requests from other heisters when they want to get cuckolded, may sometimes fuck a dude but only if they crossdress and they're either houston, jacket, sokol, bodhi or john wick
Hoxton can't get a girlfriend, hence the autistic behavior
Wolf is married to Clover, even though she cucks him every now and then
John Wick takes BBC from Chains, isn't into girls at all
Dragan has erectile dysfunction
Jacket takes BBC from Chains, sometimes fucks corpses
Bonnie will forever be kept out of any action, everyone in the payday gang thinks she is a disgusting slob
Sokol takes BBC from Chains but sometimes brings over russian bitches for everyone to enjoy (most have HIV)
Jiro refuses to have sex with anyone, he is a family man
Bodhi takes BBC from Chains and occasionally holds hands with John Wick
Jimmy gets gangraped every time he passes out from too much blow, has no idea that it even happens
Sydney desperately tries to get Chains' attention, but only gets turned down and dicked instead. Only fucks black guys.
Rust keeps out of the action inside the Paygay gang, only forces cloakers and other law enforcement to suck his dick at gunpoint
Scarface only fucks chicks, sometimes gets a blowjob from Clover but mostly sticks to hookers since she steals his coke and valuables whenever she does.
>>168690694
die
>>168689848
Is that a Jewdle?
post scarface heist
>>168691323
H3JU8-MII71-91BG5
>>168691323
I gotchu famalam
>>168691375
>not even posting the fight with sosa
>>168691323
>>168691506
>>168691323
This one is my favorite. Silent like a mouse
>>168691323
That was the last one, sorry mang
Someone made a pretty decent looking replica of Matever
>>168690694
Spot the sweeden poster.
>>168692084
I won't fall for this bait again
anyone wanna do sounds of animal fighting
>>168694681
yeah
>>168696021
give me your a/killerbee
Tried to do Salem Asylum and I made it to the train one second late
WTF I REACHED IT AT 4:44 AND DIDN'T GET IT I GOT TASED TWICE RIGHT AT THE END TWO THAT FUCKED ME
>>168697214
do it again
>>168697214
>>168697214
jej
>>168696835
>>168697214
>>168697694
>being literally so bad at this game
baka
>>168697694
give me your steam right now worthless cunt
>>168697694
I just got it third try without SAM. 4:40. Achievement didn't activate until 4:42 after I set foot and took like 3 steps
>>168630389
i like it it's hoxton's breakout day 2
>>168698171/id/ilovephantom
>>168687181
friendship
Oy stupid go- I mean friends, be sure to buy a copy of P3 when it hits the shelves!
No microtransactions this time, I promise ;)
threadly reminder all you beta cucks allowed this swedish kike to let him rip your wallet clean, and you'll gladly all bend over for the third game, you should all just kill yourselves, worthless cunts
>>168698757
>payday 3,
>getting released ever,
y
just because they began it doesn't mean they will finish it
Why are the achievements in this game so fucking terrible?
>We are working on a solution to update the soundtrack. there are some minor complications but hopefully soon one way or the other.
>Some minor complications
>Minor
The last song is from fucking 2015
>>168707275
But you don't understand, they just don't have the resources.
>>168697694
But the achievement isn't even hard unless you're trying to do it in an ICTV on OD for some reason
>>168698757
>>168700156
We finished talking about this a year ago.
>>>/v/
>>168707978
please stop sucking almir's dick before speaking, otherwise you sound like crap
>>168708656
Your poor English all but confirms it. Why is /v/ full of third worlders these days?
>>168709079
Your lack of arguments confirms autism. At least make a point next time.
>>168709949
>P-please argue with me about some irrelevant bullshit no one cares about
not even susipicious someone suddenly talking chinese to radiophone
/pdg/-tan lewds when
>>168710298
Now, but you can't have them.
>>168710009
You're right, the fact that you're used to sucking almir off and defending him in your shiney white armor every time someone points the fact he lied is quite irrelevant
>>168710358
AHHHHH IM DYING I NEEEEEEEED A LEWD
>>168710750
Here you go, buddy.
>>168711036
cancer
>>168711074
>>168711074
Wow
>>168711074
>>168601689
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_tapes)
Brought to you by Hoxton.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>168711597
Shut the fuck up
>>168711715
Don
So what exactly is the point of all these 40 damage assault rifles?
Are they just overkill only meme weapons because on mayhem they're all shit without silent memer and frenzy
>>168712162
The point is that OVK is shield at balancing and made them worthless
>>168712162
They used to be meta since launch.
OVK just shat on them in 2015 and haven't made them relevant again since.
Pocohud has an option to outline all ammo pickups on the ground
hey trashly
the thread is deadpost john wick heists, you cum guzzler
>>168714243
Buy them stupid go- I mean cheap fuck
>>168711154
post more of these please
>>168711036
augh, thanks a lot my friend
>>168717307
>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?
>>168717878
No one plays Killing Floor.
>>168717878
It's fun
>>168702631
>>168707978
t. DLC buyers
>>168718442
>its fun to buy DLC's endlessly and have CSGO loot crates intergrated despite the devs themselves ensuring no form of microtransactions would ever be in P2
Ha
>>168719894
Not an argument.
>>168719894
Safes have dropped and been free to open for a while now. Update your shitposting.
What is your shitty excuse for not using viewmodel tweaker?
>>168722815
It takes fucking years to configure and that looks AWFUL, how do you even play like that?
Why is this nigger in every game?
>>168719894
Who the fuck says P2? It's PD2 you sperg
>>168723678
Probably some BR who says PAY2 instead of PAYDAY2.
>>168723678
Yes I agree
>>168724028
Oh wow thanks dude
>>168722815
>That FOV
More like Quakeday
>>168724364
Yeah no problem man
>>168722875
Use PerfectViewModel instead of Tweaker, it lets you edit viewmodels on the go without the need to restart the level. Much faster.
>>168724691
Thanks for the priase dude
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that this was the best co-op shooter of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Killing Floor fan (AKA real GAME) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS: have fun in custody, shitters
>>168725052
NP mate
>>168725846
>13+ downs in a Normal Applebee's heist
Should I return to payday? Do people still play it? Last time I played was on halloween last year
>>168726185
what even is applebees
what would somewhere called that sell
>>168727897
no it fucking sucks shit
>>168727897
yes is funn
many dlc to enjoy
>>168727937
It's one of those typical bar/resturant chains. Dunno what the equivalent would be in other places but it's got burgers, wings, fruity drinks and appetizers. I have friends that go there like once a week in the evenings cause they have half off appetizers. Doesn't even get a meal, just chugs mozzarella sticks,
>>168723678
>>168724028
>>168724364
>>168724691
>>168725052
>>168725997
samefag
>>168727937
>not living in america
>>168728512
>unironically being a yank
>>168728664
>unironically living under a tyrannical government
>>168728664
Why are you so retarded?
>>168729030
>>168729073
Dumb amerifats
>>168729073
years of practice
>>168729191
You better watch out, or I might report that to your local Citizen Management department
smelly dumb ary*n scum
>60% white
>>168729792
A lower white pop means more racist whites because they have to actually deal with minorities, hence the contrast our situation and yours
The citizens alone could destroy all of """Great""" Britain.
>>168730456
>Assuming I'm from Little Pakistan
Every time. I guess that's the only country Americlaps can relate to.
>am*rica is 64% white
>engl*nd is 80% white
>alba is 96% white
Make this Payday related
>>168732231
No, fuck off.
Sick of seeing this shit on every single fucking board and thread.
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: C0J3C-FEF9N-50IDV
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 4EYCF-YMY22-9MPAH
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: AX7P9-TI0AR-W2CP5
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: HMWRZ-VI3B6-YALQ0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: H06BW-ZHJ6V-TEGQF
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: THDJD-9YKBH-RH9HP
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: FWB6G-09HCH-3YBQ6
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: F92DR-L4KZG-TQDRQ
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: WZ5WX-KA8QC-8VIRR
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: DF6Z3-69LV9-RC530
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: EVFGN-IJQGE-T0WKD
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3DGWR-PZMXD-GJMXT
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: VIXFV-KMAPL-VJ4W8
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3HJ60-G7HE2-4FKJ3
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: NBYNC-C82YR-G9ZG0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 3B3PQ-DZVX5-R5ACL
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: HKI98-7C9WW-F2WY0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: CA2XX-PFL3R-0A2PW
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 5253G-A98NW-7F26X
Hello! i am a bitt drunk!
>>168732231
i refuse
>>168732352
>tits in the image
post humble #1 or gtfo
>>168731947
You're either from America, Little Pakistan, nipland, or a shithole. Choose one and only one.
>>168717556
>when you set the game to loud, everyone has 75 detection and someone still asks if it's stealth
>>168732537
what?
that too too long to type
>>168732883
post ONLY males(male)
women are gross
>>168732352
>C0J3C-FEF9N-50IDV
>>168732352
>NBYNC-C82YR-G9ZG0
Thanks!
>>168732880
>>168732954
>>168732231
I could have tried but I didn't
>>168732352
i took the last code, thank you!!
>>168732867
>tfw your country is so great Americans refuse to accept that it exists
>>168733404
What part of shithole don't you understand, Untermensch?
>>168732352
>DGWR-PZMXD-GJMXT
>>168733508
Are you going to start telling me about your 1/64th German heritage next?
>>168732954
>>168732954
This.
>>168732954
naah men are eferat
>>168734375
>>168734375
great
>>168734045
Post soles
>>168734375
What's "eferat" again?
Also post your feet
>>168735396
>naah men are men
is that enough?
>>168735396
You are not allowed to stop before posting feet first you slut
Is this the world famous Payday YouTuber?
>>168735694
yes
>>168735694
No, his profile is private for a reason. Don't be a gullible dipshit.
>>168735462
ohj shjhit i meant great! men are great
>>168735694
maybe
>>168736291
post john wick heist codes now, slut
>>168736403
tehre you go <33
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: X6ZI0-9EL5I-9H2XG
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: KGKH8-XR8GF-J3QYE
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: EL4H8-WZWXV-40P8Z
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: 8N3XP-DYVAI-RYEKW
love tioru anon!
>>168736676
thanks, pet
>>168736676
I would hatefuck you for banning me from the forums
>>168737048
you smust hacvee had a reason
>>168736676
yes but what about alienmeme masks???
>>168736676
2late for me :(
>>168737174
GJY4F-R2Z7T-NE708
ONLY ONE! i spelled tright!
>>168736676
I'm a fucking code mongerer and i fucking missed the codes
why do you not post more than only fucking four, what the fuck?I love you btw
>>168737130
Drunk ash is best ash
>>168737293
ffuck i forghtot a picture
>>168737293
damn I was too slow, thanks anyway bby!!!
>>168737293
any bobblehead dozer mask code?
POST BOIPUCCI DLC PLEASE
>>168737507
picture without codes?
reported
how are you shitters so fast at grabbing codes
but you cant keep the fucking thread alive
>>168737689
lurkers man!
>>168737507
can you share lootbags and cops or are they still in the no-no list?
>>168737689
>/pdg/ - code dump general
>>168737775
no no lsisut im sorryr
>>168737856
ok now poste more alienware! fast!!!
>>168737775
what's cops?
>>168737856
how about about biker heists then
ashley is so cute
>>168737929
noo i caant!
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: ICYMX-2827E-N3KP7
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: 5RNC8-ACCZM-0CR8X
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack: WDY2F-76MWX-BTGQ4
PAYDAY 2: Biker Character Pack: DFFEZ-L5NX5-G3WX2
Ggggood luck
i aama ttaaching a picture i hope its not prorn
>>168738184
>WDY2F-76MWX-BTGQ4
Thank you Trashy
>>168738184
It's not Biker Character Pack but John Wick heist. You lied to me Ashley!
>>168732352
> THDJD-9YKBH-RH9HP
Thanks.
>>168738184
>>>/[s4s]/
>>168738184
post golden grin casino
>>168738184
What about Scarface tho Ashley? I want that cute in my safehouse
>>168738369
taahats steam lying
>>168738184
Gibe scarface
>>168738184
if you post wolf pack I'll give almir a whole dollar
>>168739524
bo i ffcuckied up my post srorry
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: AYZ99-ZWCI0-AK2WQ
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: QD9YI-C5Y6Z-WNBDC
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: TY7R4-8HBQ0-04FRM
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: PVP6A-JNCYV-N9VYW
i hopeee this pcitrue isnt rprornx3
>>168739945
>AYZ99-ZWCI0-AK2WQ
>TY7R4-8HBQ0-04FRM
gottem both, ashley best codeslut
>>168739945
>PVP6A-JNCYV-N9VYW
thanks
>>168739945
Damn no heist for me.
>>168739945
Got nothing from it, but thanks slut
>>168740394
You're the best, Ashley.
>>168740394
<3
>>168740394
Shut the fuck off, loser
>>168739945
golden grin casino now
>>168740776
<3
Yakuza, John Wick heist, Scarface and Biker codes pls
<3
>>168740776
cute
what mask is this and how do I get it (drop, DLC, achievo, etc)?
>>168741464
Gage ninja
>>168741521
thanks!
>>168740583
wass mny post deleedted?
>>168741789
Yes. Both of them
>>168741789
yes
post more codes, like ninja and yakuza
>>168741789
Yeah, fuck janitors.
>>168741789
Jacket codes?
more john wick heist :D trashly you're the best
>>168741789
Yeah now post scarface
>>168741865
srirry whgat did i do wrong?
>>168742101
didnt post enough codes so the janitor got pissed
>>168742101
Each post you make has to include codes
>>168742101
Maybe its because you said porn or connected a post to you saying porn
>>168742101
the janitor was probably mad that he didn't get any codes
you shouldpost more to appease him :^)
>>168742201
>>168742235
>>168742287
>>168742305
oaakay have some p[arty hats cause fuck you if ur gonna plaay that game
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : GWT93-2PDP6-P84M9
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 7DT0K-6KWHD-IBCAI
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : C0626-NFJ0Q-JQ3P4
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : RGVXM-8LCK3-WVV5D
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : MBLBH-9QAHJ-G3RE4
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : RZT29-ZX6GV-Z49WV
>>168742502
Post heists and characters please
>>168742502
Finally im in timeto a code i already have
>>168742502
>RGVXM-8LCK3-WVV5D
thanks
>>168742502
fucking shit
>>168742502
Got Jack or Queen mask pls?
Did they fixed that hat crashing and becoming invisible?
>>168742502
You're a fucking slut, post DLC not cosmetics
>>168742502
>hats that makes the game crash when trying to defend the house....
are u mad with me for asking for some codes?
>>168742502
>GWT93-2PDP6-P84M9
So the first one, was the only one that wasn't taken.
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: 5KE7W-WJIVP-JACV0
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists: 7NPWY-IGWF9-3EJLP
gggood luck! i hopr thtis doesntr get deeelcted
also
porn
helllo janitor!
>>168743479
>5KE7W-WJIVP-JACV0
Thanks Ashley you are the CUTEST hentai I've ever met <3
>>168743479
>too many activation attempts
kill me
>>168743479
More, slut.Please. I missed them.
>>168743479
>7NPWY-IGWF9-3EJLP
Thanks Ashley, I love ya, ya slut!
>>168743479post bobblehead dozer mask code you turbo slut
>>168743479
Scarface character
>>168743660
yes butt only one
PAYDAY 2: The Bobblehead Mask Pack: 5MWDN-Q8QTV-DZWPG
ggogod luck all!
<£
>>168743813
>5MWDN-Q8QTV-DZWPG
Thanks cute butt <3
>>168743813
These are all duplicates m8
>Have nearly every DLC except Humble Mask Pask 1 and 5
>Barely even worth asking for since I only use 4-8 masks total or DLCs that there's no way there are codes for
>>168743950
>tfw missing humble pack 5 too
>>168743950
There was a PD bundle on HB just 2-3 weeks ago
>>168743813
Hey Ashley what about Gage Spec Ops DLC?
PMN0V-08DBW-N0PZP
no idea what it is
>>168743859
c
congardualtion!
more john wick heists love you<3
>>168744137
>Humble Mask Pack 1
Welp
Guess I only need 5 now
>>168744148
This post did not include a code, executing termination in 3... 2... 1...
>>168744191
i'll see if i have an extra one
>>168744191
>98NJA-Y9BFX-9HQ8B
here you go
>>168744445
That's taken
But hey don't worry about it like I said I usually just wear Heat / Barrori Flex / War Face / White Death
>>168744540
well have a game then
JA7HX-TME0I-EJMMB
>>168744685
>HB5
Thanks!Im not that guy
Have a post
>>168745298
Wowie, thanks.
>>168744148
Hey Ashley can you tell me when you're going to bed so I can stop lurking this thread?
Much appreciated
>>168745349
(S)he just left the steam chat, so i'm pretty sure (s)he is going to bed now
Trash man got banned. Everyone go to bed
>>168732352
>WZ5WX-KA8QC-8VIRR
Even after 3 hours got it. Thanks
>Because crossbows are set to "automatic", they also benefit from this skill.
I got this from the article on the Body Expertise skill from the Payday wiki. What is the logic behind applying it to crossbows too?
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: PDZLW-EWI05-M3IWC
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: H6DBX-E47NL-AQQKL
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 9K3AI-ZV62C-0WJ0F
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 2RY4B-LFQRY-28J7E
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: V0X66-7WZQ5-QYC2Q
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: G6VZA-RPAXX-T3HYZ
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 07EFM-H5Y63-6Y4HE
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 55TAW-EB905-MPTXG
can i not be baanned please?
>>168746890
Only if you post Scarface heists
>>168746890
>V0X66-7WZQ5-QYC2Q
thanks !!!
>>168746890
no ban for you today:D
john wick heists next pls
>>168746890
I just wanna thank you for the scarface packs
The heist and little friend are both great
you're a good slut
>>168746890
>G6VZA-RPAXX-T3HYZ
Thanks friend
Rate my mask
>>168747695
TooMuchGoingOnInTheMaskDesign/10
rate my mask
I call it "midnight miami"
My friend just got PAYDAY 2 will you post some old dlc codes that nobody cares about so I can get him some dlc
>>168748416
AK/CAR and Gage are the ones that you need the most
Yo dallas come break me out!
>>168748416
can't your friend speak for himself?
>>168748854
I'd also recommend the shotgun pack and assault pack
>>168748981
He doesn't use 4chan and I'm not going to have him join the group just to get kicked.
I wish mask materials looked good instead of glossy low-res shit
>>168749070
>Going to the group for codes
Thats your problem, didnt ash made one for codes specially
>>168749926
the code group is ded
PAYDAY 2: Gage spec ops Pack: 9X92R-2RH0Y-JDLHD
PAYDAY 2: Gage spec ops Pack: L7VP0-GBG0Y-7AING
gooood luck!
>>168750760
Thanks ash, be careful not to get banned again
>>168750760
Our cutest slut is not asleep yet, yay.
>>168750870
but i dont know what i dddid to start with
>>168675751
https://youtu.be/TStFIr0c3Ek?t=52s
>>168755689
huh
>>168750760
got any more
when can you have one too many mods?
>>168755689
Damn look at those blowjob lips
Nudes when?
>>168758334
why does it look like they just came out of a mental institute
>>168757353
not manany im srory! <3
PAYDAY 2: Gage spec ops Pack: ZKYP3-EMXTW-KEI25
PAYDAY 2: Gage spec ops Pack: N83YQ-6RBAL-4I92X
PAYDAY 2: Gage spec ops Pack: 9XNLE-E9N9W-2GQQ9
>>168758824
>ZKYP3-EMXTW-KEI25
much appreciated.
>>168758824
>9XNLE-E9N9W-2GQQ9
Ashley, you a real nigga
>>168758824
>N83YQ-6RBAL-4I92X
God bless you my friend.
>>168759246
eo55r
sorrry i ddont like feet!
>>168759483
But I do
>>168759483
Ashley what have you been drinking you sound hammered as fuck
Holy shit, there's like 5 to 10 payday 2 related posts since ashley started posting codes.
Just fuck off already, you're attracting poorfags who come here to do nothing but beg for codes. On top of that, avatarfagging is forbidden in the rules and so is posting non-vidya circlejerk bullshit.
>>168759483
You got hit by a car or why are you talking like this?
>>168760123
>0 posts in 2 hours
>REEEEEE AVATAR FAGGING KILLING OUR GENERAL
stupid animu poster, go back to >>>/a/
>>168760123
oh no muh dead payday 2 thread is getting a lot of attention
>>168760127
she* is special
>>168760293
>>168760331
t. poorfags
>>168761313
i bought all the dlc
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: F9I0L-32TG9-TK2JV
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: DKLRH-0LGVE-20T67
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: 79H6A-4LBV8-GAYCG
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: IT8H3-LTFXW-9Q43Y
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: N6GXK-45R3C-7ZWN2
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: VR8B7-TZAT0-0FKH6
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: VHFM5-089MV-TZ2PT
PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: 78ZPD-DMGJY-2K7AQ
enjooyy!
>>168762761
>78ZPD-DMGJY-2K7AQ
much obliged
>>168762761
>VR8B7-TZAT0-0FKH6
Thanks!
>>168762761
>F9I0L-32TG9-TK2JV
arigato
>>168762761
>DKLRH-0LGVE-20T67
Thanks
>>168544525
do people still play this game?
honest question
>>168763973
just check steam stats
>>168755689
>>168758334
I knew there was a reason I didn't like his videos.
>>168755689
i actually like this cute little lesbian a lot more now that I've watched this video
turns out he has good tastes in music and heists
he also has a pretty relateable past being a poorfag and all
>>168765087
I don't mind him actually, I'll still watch his videos.
>>168569327
>that microsoft sam voice mod
>>168587551
happened to me at the end of a stealth the diamond run
guys help is this build viable?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/emNPR:tMnOPr:gGHJKLNPr:fHL:pc0N8::w77-1:s7-1-19-12-10-14:a1
Safes drop less often?
>>168768584
1 per week and you should played at least 8-12 hours in the time
Does the flamethrower benefit from body expertise?
Help me I'm dumb.
>>168768946
Well the flamethrower has headshot dmg and fires in automatic mode so... I guess it does
>>168768946
>>168769392
yeah it does
how 2 make it useable 101
>>168767832
>cheating
>>168769482
how is this cheating?
>>168768946
Maybe it won't change it from its shit life unless you don't mind the forever time reload and sucking ammo bags in the heat of the action.
>>168769832
because he doesn't know how to get low concealment with the flamethrower
PAYDAY GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>168772952
>BAIN?!
>>168639964
Buzzsaw is my gunfu no bully pls
>>168776074
I like LMGs man but they don't really feel all that satisfying except on overkill where you're actively mowing down cops like they're grass
Chavez had a panic room.
>>168772952
THERE! THE PAYDAY GANG!
>Ashley giving us codes cause she drunk
is it rape ?
>>168778863
>Giving us codes without our consent
Yes, we got raped
>>168735694
He is also best streamer.
How big is Sydney's girlpenis?
>>168782298
fucking massive
HOOOLY SHIT SHOOOOW
How do you use armor in OD?
Even with the ICTV, I still feel like I'm made of paper. Haven't played in awhile and the jump from new DW to onedown is crazy.
>Do Tabula Rasa with a friend
>game disconnected him midgame so he doesn't get it
>>168784912
You use Anarchist ballistic vest armor.
>>168784913
>tfw no friend to do tabula rasa with
AAAAAAUGH! I NEEEED A scalie bf
>>168784958
What perk decks besides armorer and anarchist are viable for armor on OD?
>>168784913
Glad I got tabula rasa done back when it was new. No stupid swat turret to deal with.
>>168785124
>not doing it solo
That's why you don't have friends
>>168736291
Ashly is your liver allright?
I want to fuck drunk Ashley!
>>168786557
I want to ____ drunk Ashley
>>168758824
I RECOGNIZE THAT DOUJIN
>>168786772
I want to cuddle with drunk Ashley
>>168786772
I want to bite the butt of drunk Ashley
>>168786789
s-sauce?
>>168787056I don't actually recognize that doujin
>posted all the codes I wanted while I was sleeping (2 AM)
>>168788115
is this a jojo reference?
>>168788115
>sleeping at 2 AM on weekend
>>168787056
https://exhentai.org/g/961479/53e49841ff/
>>168788472
>tfw too stupid to get past the panda
>>168788521
might wanna kys then
>>168788521
Even Ashley can do it so why can't you
>>168788521
https://nhentai.net/g/170419/
>>168788551
>>168788565
the last time I tried the guides seemed to be outdated
>>168788440
I have a lot to do in the morning
>>168788630
You don't have to do anything on weekends you silly goose
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: XETE5-R2XD3-H7JDY
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: DXKTB-X4B6L-XH0EC
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: JJ2E7-WBJ2J-GNZ3Z
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: WLA2Q-767XD-8DK2T
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: T0YZ7-GQV6P-QJM36
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 9VKRQ-B47H8-EJQZF
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: H8MZ5-4NIQN-PFDF9
>>168789575
do you have more scarface or spec ops please? chivalry is good too
>>168789575
>WLA2Q-767XD-8DK2T
Love you!
>>168789575
Hey Ashley, how is your hangover?
>>168789698
1.5/10, just a lil fuzzy.
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 30JYJ-I2J6L-9P9NE
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 08QRF-Z8RJX-H4KRQ
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: HX6CK-TZ32F-8EFPY
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 9234X-KGYBI-6RC26
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: RR6L8-LBN54-AZH65
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: QBV2Y-AIECK-AZL6C
>>168790001
!!! WARNING !!!
FAKE ASHLEY
!!! WARNING !!!
>>168790001
Might be fake, but thanks for the QBV2Y-AIECK-AZL6C code.
>>168790001
>>168789575
ash, my favourite girl, could you post an alienware? I missed it yesterday :(
>>168790001
>08QRF-Z8RJX-H4KRQ
Thx
guys, what do you think of this PD2 related image? could you describe why do you think it's shit too? thanks x3
>>168790369
that man's face perfectly encapsulates my opinion on your post
>>168790369
Yes.
AAAAH I NEED A PAYDAY2: John Wick Heists
>>168790001
What the fuck is PAYDAY 2:PAYDAYCON 2016? I see it online for like 50 cents.
>>168790748
Clover Mega Mask
>>168790369
Vastined, stop being butthurt over my profile picture.
>>168790001
Was me, forgot trip.
>>168791241
Hey Ashley, can you give me some good fap material?
Is it possible to have Jacket Character Pack without owning Hotline Miami 2?
>>168791538
Yes if you are australian
>>168791538
Yes if you get the code from Ashley
>>168791726
GET IN THE CHAIR
*SNIIIIIIIF*
>>168789073
not work anon, I have to fix shit in the house, paint some walls and go to mass like a good christian. already got done with the "fixing"
AWOOOOOOOO
WOLFIEEEEEEEEEEEE
ON ME MATE
>>168794032
>everyone can say wolf's name
>wolf can only say 3 names
>>168736676
>>168738184
>>168739945
>>168743479
>>168750760
>>168758824
>Spend months overlooking this thread.
>Everytime codes are posted I am off doing something else or even playing the game
>literally haven't got any character codes from this thread
>past weeks, only stupid mask codes
>yesterday got to gym, spend the evening fucking g.f and go to sleep early for gains
>trashly pops out and posts HEIST codes and CHARACTER codes
I...I have no words on how mad I am, it's like you bitch know when I am watching and when I am not. Fucking faggot!
>>168794559
>being a normie
you deserve it
>>168795275
I am hardly a normie.
>>168794559
You can't afford one dollar to buy a character?
How does it feel to be underaged and still living with parents?
>>168795479
good goy
>>168795365
>gf
>going to the gym
>mostly lurking the thread
fuck off normie
>>168795365
>coming here for code circlejerk
>gf
fuck off to reddit
>>168795592
Sorry didn't realize you had this severe case of autism.
>GIVE ME FREE STUFF!!!
<it costs literally one dollar
>I AM NOT A GOY I REFUSE TO SPEND THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY!!! I WANT IT FREE!!!
>>168795667
>Working out is a normie thing
>doing other things other than watching the thread 24/7 is a normie thing
>>168795725
Been here for many months, I didn't come here for the code circlejerk, I am just fucking annoyed I haven't gotten any due to shit circumstance.
>fuck off to reddit
No you.
>>168795736
As somebody who got the game back when they promised no microtransactions and multiday heists. I refuse to feed overjew after they have literally gone back on many things and only do to public outlash did they ease back on the safe thing.
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135509472107358485/
since i saw no one posting this here
>>168794559
I could understand you if you wanted limited edition codes. But no, you literally want the cheapest DLC
>>168795905
>many months
>both normal and new
I thought the only autism on /vg/ was waifufags and actual autists
don't you dare do what you did to /v/ here
>>168795905
>As somebody who got the game back when they promised no microtransactions and multiday heists. I refuse to feed overjew after they have literally gone back on many things and only do to public outlash did they ease back on the safe thing.
Yet you play their game. Great way of boycotting a product
>>168795985
That's actually my point, I Don't want limited edition stuff.
I just want the cheapest shit.
>>168796027
>new
I took a break from the game and this general for some time after the goy safes were introduced. Came back to the game and the general because of friends playing it.
>>168796061
Read above.
>>168795905
Be gone, normalfag
>>>/v/
>WAAH I MISSED FREE STUFF
>WAAH I WILL NOT SUPPORT OVERKILL JEWS
>WAAH I PLAY THEIR GAME
>WAAH I WANT TO GET EVERYTHING WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST EFFORT
>WAAH GIVE ME ATTENTION
>WAAH I'M NOT A NORMIE
>WAAH YOU'RE A GOOD GOY
This is why Ashley left us
>>168796424
>WAAH I WANT THE SAME BENEFITS AS PAYING CUSTOMERS
>>168796149
get the FUCK OUT
I'm thinking of coming back to this game after seeing John Wick 2 and I just wanna ask if I used the dlc unlocker before will I get banned? because I remember seeing a article before how the devs can detect the people who've used them before and ban them. that shit has any truth to it?does the dlc unlocker still work too?
Thanks, Trashley.
Is Killerbee back or who is this autismus?
>>168796585
You get the cheater tag, that means you get kicked from 99% of the lobbys. Play with friends or host your own game
>>168796572
suck a DICK FAGGOT.
>>168796680
leaaAAAAAAVE
>>168796668but if I'm coming off from a clean install, will that still detect me?
>>168797046
if you still have dlc items equipped from dlc you don't own, yes
>>168797046
No you fucker it isn't permanent and never was.
>>168797140
>>168797174
sorry and thanks for being helpful. now to scratch that itch john wick gave me
what do you guys have against normal people?
reeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeee
I haven't played this game in about 10 hours. what's the new meta?
>>168797981
the uninstall button my dude
Since when did Ashley discover our threads? Or is she a fake?
>>168798261
thanks buddy
>>168798314
>she
>>168798314
she's amir sex slave that was sent here to advertise the DLCs and eventually was granted acces thanks to her good girl points for not bitting amirs dick and not crying too much. and now uses it as a scape from the hell that is her life.
>>168798486
>she
>>168798486
is that her? she's awakening my primal urges to impregnate desu
>>168798748
at LEAST she has the decency to use normal pronouns not xirk shank vorself.
it doesn't hurt to call her she if thats what Ashly wants
>>168798834
don't know, found it few weeks ago, so maybe.i you don't see the cock it's not gay
What's with the balance of this game?
>Lower damage of the rifle to half and get 75% more ammo
>double damage of the rifle and get 30% less ammo
???
>>168799189
Damage and ammo aren't the only stats, you need to take accuracy into account too
>>168799331
Okay
>Take assault kit
>shit accuracy and good stability
>Take DMR kit
>good accuracy and good stability
???
>>168799454
Damage and accuracy aren't the only stats, you need to take ammo into account too
>>168797279
If you equip dlc items you don't own you will get marked as a cheater but if you leave the lobby and unequip those items it goes away
friend told me to get the game and to embrace the "kak", but what's it??
>>168800319
Play the Point Break heists
let's play some PDTH
>>168798486
>>168799082
>>168798834
really stifles your thinking, doesn’t it?
>>168766893
Microsoft Jacket is trash and so are you if you like it
>>168801703
TRAPS BTFO
How can Ashly ever recover?
I've only played the goat simulator heist once or twice but a goat downed me before, how? Was I too close to it or was it because I was carrying it?
>>168798486
That's not me, someone posted it once and then it just kept being reposted.
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: H4F5K-QLBJZ-RLF95
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: TM0N9-K093Z-Y2YGC
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: CXVT5-J644R-VHMR5
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: RYXWM-20C43-7XKCN
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 3BCK4-09LG0-87K6H
>>168804654
thats good to know! it means theres problably more of him to satisfy my necesity for girly dicks
>>168804613
some goats chilling can attack you if you get too close of them. Just pick them up quickly and everything should be fine.
>>168801703
>tineye
>3 results, no fake sc faggotry
>>168805265
so carrying the goats won't kill you thanks
>>168788115
>>168788419yes it is
>>168711597
>>168711715
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- New Taste (daily_tasty)
Brought to you by Jimmy.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
Is Body Expertise just mainly for killing dozers and or if you have low accuracy on your weapons?
>>168807312
I run it with Supressed LMGs on anything below OD and just trash everything in sight.
>>168807312
For any situation where hitting heads is close to impossible with only aiming
>>168807312
Body Expertise is for shitters who can't aim or people who want to meme with ARs or LMGs.
>low accuracy on weapons
Haha sure, blame the weapons.
>>168807615
t. shitter
>>168807312
As near as I can tell, Body Expertise is for pairing with Sure Fire (Aced) so you can body shot 10 cops dead in three seconds with even the shittiest secondary SMG you can imagine.
I've been trying it myself and I'm not sure why you'd even use any other weapon. Even bulldozes dozers.
>>168807686
>ARs
>meme
nah
>>168806423
>>168788419
JOJO POSTERS UNITE
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 0WP30-XLDNQ-N9X6K
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 8X93N-NE7D4-93RA4
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: XV324-TYFHW-9N4Y0
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: XTBMG-I87G9-WEVZF
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: Z6E2L-F78QT-A2IWW
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: D6V7A-0HJNM-TF853
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: LWZGB-6GVZW-9T8ZT
>>168811586
I don't even care anymore
I have a dlc unlocker
Go fuck yourself
>>168811586
Friend got one, proxy-thanks from her.
>>168811586
thanks
>>168811907
post her id
>>168811586
can you post scarface or chivalry stuff prety please?
>>168812250
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TwentyPlus
>>168812452
>post a comment before you add me
>has 397 friends
lmao why do these people act like they are so special
>>168795905
dude just stop
>>168812958
well i cant understand it , i do want to talk with the peoples that are part of my friend list before i add them , i dont add or accept random fucks
>>168809393
Is this a jojo reference?
>>168811586
Is this a jojo reference?
>>168812452
Is this a jojo reference?
>>168813243
>>168813386
>>168813497
I wish I knew where this forced meme came from.
I imagine some retard spammed Jojo pics on /pol/ and it spread via /v/ because it's /b/-lite.
>>168813812
No, it's because a lot of things are influenced by Jojo and the anime made people realize that that's the case.
>>168813812
>some retard spammed Jojo
every jojobrony is a retard and they all spam their MLP for gays
>>168814018
shut hte fuck up autismotron ur mega faggay >:((((((
>>168814006
>a lot of things are influenced by Jojo
TL: I'm too gay to acknowledge the fact that only fun/interesting things in jojo are references because it's author can't write for shit, btw im 12
why are we discusin anime memes in a payday thread? just shut up about it, take it to /a/ and let A drop codes
>>168814314
TL: I don't even know when JoJo came out
>>168814548
pffff are you serious? it came out THIS FUCKING YEAR didn't ou see the "hur dur jojo friday guiz" shit?
>>168814548
TL: I know when Jojo came out but have no idea when things it references came out (did i mention im twelve?)
STEAKOUT OR IZHMA
http://www.strawpoll.me/12374414
>>168814543
JoJo is universally accepted everywhere
>>168814869
OMFG IT'S JOJO HIGH FIVE MY JOJOBROTHER
>>168814869
IS this a paycheck reference?
>>168815134
This post must be the work of an enemy stand
>>168815445
Not so fast! ZA WARUDO
OMAE GA 「Standed」
>>168815984
>>168816197
is this a jojo reference?
i hate everybody in this general
>>168817174
OH SNAP! Is that Jotaro-kun from the famous anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"!?!?!?
>>168817174
It's not our fault there's literally nothing to talk about anymore
>>fuckingeveryoneinthisthread
Seriously, shut the fuck up with the jojo shit already, it's gay
>>168817906
>jojo
>gay
pfffff
>>168818207
excuse me, like you wouldn't be gay after seeing jojofuck outta here giorno
>>168817906
I agree with this post. Enough with the stupid JoJo shit already. We should talk about more interesting things and not stupid meme garbage. The Miami Mutilator, for example, is the most fearsome killer in America. Why does nobody talk about that, you may ask? Because they are too afraid to even mention his name. As of now, despite my vast interest in this deranged sadist, I am shaking in fear trying to not make any typos. The Miami Mutilator is the most fucked up person alive. I hope that handsome detective Manny Pardo can end his reign of terror once and for all
>>168819095
is this a hotline miami reference?
>>168819095
Manny Pardo?
More like Spurdo Spardo!
>>168819095
same post here: myami mutilgaytor and im talkin about him right now hes mad gay and i hope you make a typo you gay gay and manny pardo is best i love him he will make jaoigjeg
>>168819095
is this a hotline miami 2 reference?
ENOUGH OFF-TOPIC JOJO GARBAGE
POST YFW YOU PUT SODE
c... codes?
>>168820114
>>168820127
i put code
-trashley
>>168820242
lmao nice one
>>168820114
>mfw host put sode
>tfw Overkill removed Bain's shitter bait lines
You guys make me wish to blow a lab on bomb:dockyard DW
>>168820114
>>168818207
>>168820352
when your character isbodhi (heavens forbid)
i put bode
>>168820358
>Cheaters are retards
heh
>>168820114
Post You're f(face)w when you don't play Payday 2™ but still come here to shitpost
>>168821213
when your character is bonnie
i put chode
>BE Aced with 220 dmg auto rifle
>Bodyshotting dozers with like 3 bullets on Overkill
>>168820114
Big bank heist? More like big feet heist
>>168822325
>OVK
waw lad, maybe stop being a shitter
>>168820114
>>168825450
>actually playing cover simulator 2017
how does it feel to be a square
pic related, it's me playing overkill
>>168826721
why won't you just turn on godmode already?
>>168826721
I thought that was a pic of those hologram Jurassic Park raptor eye swimming goggles.
Used to wear mine all the time until they magically disappeared from the locker room.
try to disprove this
>>168828229
disprove this
*unzips*
>>168828229
Where is Safehouse?
Ive been gone since the paid skins fiasco and i just popped in to have a look at whats changed.
I don't know why exactly but it prompted me to go to the safehouse and i was filled with a sad feeling. I don't know what the fuck happened o this game, why is there a john cleese butler and tony montana sitting around?
Why is your camera positing about 4 feet off the ground and staring at peoples cocks?
>>168829163
>Why is your camera positing about 4 feet off the ground and staring at peoples cocks?
Because it's trying to be realistic.
I like blackgunsdesu
>>168829592
Pinnacle of realism here m8.
>>168828229
>>168829163
They finally added a promised feature.
>>168832316
This, One Down is retarted no fun difficulty and anything below Mayhem is so easy a braindead slime could beat it. Mayhem and Death Wish is where the cool kids play.
>>168828229
>>168832316
>>168832662
Normies get out, One Down is intended for actually smart people.
>>168832820
>Crossbows and Swan Song - the difficulty
>Have to kill a cloaker with a grenade launcher to unlock an AR stock
Who makes this shit up?
Torture heist when?
Deathwish is the hardest difficulty available where a variety of builds and weapons are viable and fun to use.
One Down is a meme difficulty where all weapons are peashooters and speccing into offensive skills is useless since crossbows will always come out on top.
>>168833130
>I can't adapt and learn the rules of the game so I fall back to easy modo - the post
>>168833294
undercover
>>168833626
But torturing the guy doesn't get you anywhere.
>>168833553
The rule of the game is you get 2 shotted unless you dodged some shit and do super low damage even when using some meme silentfranzerkerhyperdamagedmr build.
Death Wish is the thinking man's difficulty.
>>168833294
GET IN THE CHAIR
I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL
Contractor sniper is amazing, it's basically a DMR with piercing, even has the same pickup, 3 bullets per ammo pack. And you can use it in dodge build too
- Almir
>>168833294
edge
I haven't played in awhile, does GoonMod not have mutators anymore?
>>168843368
goonmod is broken
>>168843445
is there a way to fix it so I can spawn specials and get all of those kill 50 X while wearing Y mask achievements
>>168843737
yeah you cangitgud______________________
>>168843445
fug
I really just want something that can increase the enemy count
>>168844554
I can give you something that will make it feeeeel like there is more enemies.
>>168843368
GoonMod is working after you fix it otherwise >>168843445
If you dont know how then you are a faggot
>>168843737
PP
>>168846624
Poo Poo?
>>168847219
No, Pee Pee
>>168833779
does it need to?
Anime makes everything better
>>168853491
Listen, because im only gonna say this once
>>168853491
Give me some essential anime mods then.
>>168854638
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16289
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17756
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17285
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18222
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19214
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13127
>>168854638
>Playing on console
>>168855402
>playing at all
Does the ""anti-cheat"" check for material/patterns or just just the mask?
>>168860814
I think its the material and patterns too. I know for certain it checks for the mask.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M DYING
I NEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAG
>>168864116
you can have this body bag
>>168860814
Anything that says "YOU NEED X DLC TO OWN/USE THIS"
>>168864568
aw thanks my friend
Run the plan
Make a new threat