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first for mercy is a cumslut

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>tfw you'll never be Amélie's pet

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Get on my level faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoGDf6GRy_g

>>168378820
>This entire image

disgusting unless you're a complete healslut

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>mfw i was forced into dps but i'm so shit at dps they thought i was trolling

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>>168356008
You need to understand what Rein's job is.
>1. Kill the other team's Rein (if applicable)
>2. Shield team
And that is pretty much it. DO NOT charge Roadhog unless he is completely fucked for health or you know your team has your back, until Roadhog gets nerfed he can pretty much outperform Rein in everything and the only reason to play Rein is for the charge and shield, which are pretty good reasons desu.

Next up, the objective is all you need to be concerned about. Keep close to it. If you're defending, keep on choke points. Seriously, stay on those fucking choke points.

Earth strike Rein whenever you see him. It fucks his shield, and goes through it. DO NOT save your Earth Shatter for the right moment, it is better to use it an get a few ok results rather than save it for that almost perfect moment. Try and trap the healer AND the tank, but obviously get as many people as you can.

Know when to charge. If the enemy team is all together, you don't charge. Shield your team, and wait for them to get a few picks. It is hard to explain when to charge and way easier to explain when not to. As you play, you'll learn when is the right time. Go for QUICK charges, don't try and drag someone across the map. If they are a squishy they are gonna die anyway, so why waste your time and make yourself vulnerable. The narrower the path, the more likely you're gonna nab someone. You can usually charge someone in narrow hallways and they'll panic straight into you. In courtyards, different story. Just remember, QUICK charges. Also remember, if you miss, you're probably gonna die. So don't miss. Don't charge unless you know your team can save you if you fuck up or you're not gonna miss and it'll be a quick nab.

Don't stress it if your team sucks and doesn't support you at all in QP, look at QP as practice. In comp people usually communicate, and they'll work with you.

Also, make sure you use best armor (pic related).

I was only 39 years old

I loved Mercy so much, I had all of the skins and voice lines

I prayed to Mercy every night before bed, thanking her for all of the fat rezzes I've been given

"Mercy is love" I say; "Mercy is life"

My dad (who's a FUCKING ANA main) calls me salty

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mercy

I called him a weeb

He hits me with his weeb stick and sends me to go to sleep

I'm whining on reddit now, and my face hurts

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It's Mercy

I am so happy

She whispers into my ear "fucking protect me you fat piece of shit"

She grabs me with her powerful Swiss hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass-cheeks for Mercy

She penetrates my butt-hole with her blaster

It deals a surprising amount of damage but I do it for Mercy

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against her surprising amount of damage

I want to protect Mercy

She calls me a mighty faggot as she fills my butt with the last remaining rounds

My dad walks in

Mercy looks at him straight in the eyes and says "Piece of cake."

Mercy leaves through my window

Mercy is love. Mercy is life.

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>>168378878
Rein has to be my favorite hero, even just because of his voice.

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I WANT TO FUCK WIDOW

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Friendly reminder that Bastion is the true carry of 3v3, not Roadhog or Mei or whatever else you think is good.

Have you played the based shilling robot god of loot boxes and POTGs today?

>>168379118
>Wanting to fuck a whore who's almost certainly been used by every member of Talon

>>168378765
Fareeha worked out hard just to be superior blue's pet.
Such a good girl

>>168379221
>killed a squishy healer and a fat bitch
>LOOK HOW GOOD I AM

poofter

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>>168378913
It's actually not me. I just like to collect screenshots of high level shitters on low ranks.
I noticed how majority of them have the pachifuck avatar

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>>168379221
Also, Mei pickers: Not even once.

>>168378949
Earth Shatter does not go through shields you ignoramus

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What do you figs think of this?

>>168379365
>tfw 4 stars and was ranked plat for 2 seasons and am currently unranked
I'm going to end up in one of these screenshots one day.
Feels bad, man.

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What the fuck happened with the valentines shit? did blizzard and the incompetent jew cucks from overwatch team fucked up the update?

>>168378610
Is PTR fucked?

>>168379365
Leave pachimaris alone.

>>168379539
There was never going to be an event and now it doesn't seem like the voice lines are going live either. At least it wouldn't make any sense to put the lines on live after today.

>>168379539
They might be late. Same thing happened with New Year's lines. Also they fucked up removing the Chinese New Year update as well today.

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Save Amelie when?

New skin when?

>>168379394
I didn't claim it did lobotomite, I said Earth (meant Fire) strike does.

>>168378949
Oh yeah, one more thing. Counter charge Rein whenever you see him coming. You'll both get knocked down, but he'll get knocked down right on top of your team, making him an easy pick. Also, as soon as you see another Rein charge, you should instantly be looking for him to charge him. When coming off the charge, he is insanely easy to nab.

>>168379521
nothing, who cares what the voice actors think.

>>168379245
>imply anyone fucks widow implying she isn't a dominatrix
>you wake up tied to a chair in a small room with Widow
>Widow slaps your tiny crotch with her riding cane
>Wagging her finger she tell you "you do not have permission to breed"
>she steps behind you and gently sufficates you with her rope causing you to become rigid.
>stepping back around she teases you by lowering her ass till it almost touches your crotch
>quickly she raises it spins around and wacks you on your tiny genitales again.
>holding back a laugh she sternly says "No!"

>>168379521
I think it means about as much to canon as any of the other VAs' opinions - that meaning none. If she was talking about Symmetra, sure, maybe it'd have some weight to it, but this is just her opinion.

>>168379697
The New Year's lines were on put on a few days after New Year's ended. I doubt Chu is backing down from this. Also Valentine's day is a long event in WoW.

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>>168379741
But who would save her?

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>>168378610
Could use more OW heroes in meme sweater.

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Stop refusing to charge when your Reinhardt charges.

when I a young girl, I tied up this boy that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of him.

By the time I was done, his lip was split, his wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of his eyes was swollen shut, he was missing two teeth, his balls will entirely black and blue, his penis was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in his feet were broken.

When I let him down, he crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged his legs to his chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled off my spandex (I had actally hit puberty at 10, and was hairy, producing eggs and everything functioning) and started masturbating quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and he noticed what I was doing, and he just looked at me with this look of absolute shock on his face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over his face and chest.

Then, I picked up his torn shirt from the ground, wiped off and tossed it to him

I told him to clean himself up and that if he ever told anyone, I would marry him absand kill him and that if anyone asked who hurt him, he should say a bunch of weirdos dressed in black did it.

When I think back on it, I think he was the first guy I ever loved.

...Mon dieux, I’m fucked up.

>>168379973
Explain meme.

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Ready for the new voice lines? They have to hit by the 21st at the latest since that's when the season ends.

>>168379891
Yeah but new year's resolutions are things people talk about for more than a single day. Putting in lines about chocolates and stuff after Valentine's just seems silly. But I have no idea and we'll just to have to wait and see if anything happens tomorrow.

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>>168379521
>Self proclaimed chaotic good

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>>168379948
Her memory of Gerard.

Or Ana maybe.

>>168379986
I'm not going to blindly follow some retard into a 5v6 because he misses his pin and explodes.

Its easier to just wait for him to respawn than fight off a bad engage.

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Why do I even play Competitive, fucking teasing me like this.

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>you will never be pinned against a wall and hammered by a large german man

>>168380016
Did you at least get his phone number?

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>>168379973

>>168380016
Holy shit I wish I didn't read this

>>168380161
The real suffering is when you get close and end up losing.

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>>168380132
Can't miss your pin if you never intended to pin anyone in the first place.

>>168379747
Proof read next time troglodyte.

>>168379891
Still will seem weird for anyone who is listening to them for people to talk about Valentine's chocolates when its not valentine and there is no event going on.

At this point I think he should back down simply because he missed the timeframe where it makes sense.

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>>168379973

>>168380016
>widow shitposting
I like it

>>168380518
Explain meme!!!

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>>168380425
I didn't realize I was going to be critiqued. I guess I better get a peer reviewer while I am at it. Fuck me for thinking someone would have enough sense to differentiate Earth Strike and Fire Strike. I mean, one word is entirely different and as we all know, the word shatter is totally like the word strike.

>>168380132
Sort of a gamble.
By the time the enemies are focusing on your Rein you could try and get a couple of picks for your own team to even it out.
Even if he dies, you might as well die together rather than wait for him to respawn, same thing.

>>168380518
daddy

I have samefagged my post, first to guess which post wins

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>>168379973

Imagine if Tracer had huge tits.

>>168380694
>those super manly shoulders on both of them

>>168380691
this one :')

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>>168380648
You called?

>>168380790
Those thigh highs.... thank you god

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This is your commander for the next 10 years.
Say something nice about him.

>>168380992
I like the work his people do in the rap industry.

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>>168380903

>>168380610
If it had been Fire Shatter it would have been just as confusing. Stop trying to blame others for your mistakes.

>>168380992
He seems like the he'd be the best hero to be friends with. He's got a really likable personality.

>>168380992
I cant wait for the short where he primal rapes Tracer and makes her straight again.

>>168381141
I dont know why these are so hot, but they fore sure are.

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>>168379870
>Widowfag
>tiny genitals

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>>168380096
speaking of alignments...

>>168381438
NOT CANON

>>168379870
>she honks away laughing

>>168381438
Fuck off alignmentfag

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>>168379521
>Symmetra is Chaotic Good
Probably
>Soldier 76 and Ana are secretly hooking up
lol no

>>168381534
i was thinking it. im glad you said it.

>>168381603
>Symmetra
>Chaotic Good
She's Lawful Neutral leaning towards Lawful Evil.

>>168381603
The voice actress is chaotic good not the character.

>>168381676
I honestly never really understood the alignment chart. What separates the Evil from the Neutral?

Why does Rein's ult charge so fast when it is the best ult in the game?

>>168381603
The VA said she herself is chaotic good.

Symmetra is Lawful Neutral probably. If she knew the vishkari were actually evil then she would most likely leave them.

>>168381838
Those alignments chart aren't the ebst outside of dnd.

Really it should be a sliding scale of Prick or not a prick and another scale of plays by the rules/doesn't play by the rules

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Stop playing Roadhog.

>>168382012
Okay

>>168381870
Blizzard didn't expect Rein's to do much else but hold m2

>>168382004
>Really it should be a sliding scale of Prick or not a prick and another scale of plays by the rules/doesn't play by the rules
That's just the existing chart but with different names and I suppose more granularity.

>>168381381
Whaaa im not into that I just think women dominating weak men is humorous. Im a dom myself.

>>168382093
But this way people don't get caught up into the "official" definition of lawful evil good and chaotic.

>>168382176
Oh right that was a big autism debate a few weeks ago wasn't it.

>>168381838
As I understand it, Neutral generally tends to be considered a "good" alignment, just not as much as actual Good. Like a Lawful Neutral character upholds law as the ultimate standard, regardless of how absolute order may affect people. The difference between a Neutral and an Evil character is that the former still has limits to how they act (Chaotic Neutral characters are strongly discouraged from killing people in traditional tabletop games, for instance) while the latter employs more of a "whatever it takes" mindset and usually pursues their goals for personal gain.

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Would you a nendoroid Tracer?

>>168382012
>stop playing the current best hero
Fuck off retard vargposter.

Will Lucio be the first canon Gay man hero???

>it's a you lose because the game ends EVEN THOUGH TWO PEOPLE ARE ON THE FUCKING POINT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

FUCKING KILL ME

>>168381870
it charges at the same rate as most of the other tanks, firestrike is just really really good
and its not even close to the best ult in the game, its not even top 5

>>168382274
Yes.

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>>168380131
I wouldn't mind those skins have some kind of story reason.

>>168382274
No, that's Hanzo_

But really it probably is Lucio

>>168382296
>best ult in the game, its not even top 5
name 'em

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One day I'll go 5-0

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>>168382243
>Neutral generally tends to be considered a "good" alignment, just not as much as actual Good. Like a Lawful Neutral character upholds law as the ultimate standard, regardless of how absolute order may affect people
Sometimes

>>168382296
>a massive, hard to counter stun with an incredibly long range isn't even in the top 5 ults of the game

first day playing?

>>168379948
The only thing that can save her is Winston's zapper.

>>168382347
Why not both? as a Fuck Friends

>>168382443
Dredd is good though.

>>168382443
Yeah, Judge Dredd is actually a good example of Lawful Neutral.

>>168382447
>hard to counter stun
It's stopped by another reinhardt and other shields.

It's good but it's not game breaking

>only get two legendary skins this event
>both fucking roadhog, twice in a row
>end with 2300 coins
All I wanted was my zenyeazy e skin. Guess it's good ol waiting time.

>>168382370
Self Destruct
Graviton Surge
Tank Mode
Blizzard
Nano Boost

All game changers.

>Don't have a team to play with in comp
>Can't get a single team in solo comp that is willing to work together or even switch characters when things are bad.
>Lucky to get a game where half the people on the team have mics.
>Those that do are either unwilling to communicate useful information or just argue
>People that leave or just go afk are in about 1/3 of the games I play
>Consistently do much better than my team
>Just sliding down in rank forever

I feel like I should just quit comp until next season.

>>168382495
No. In all the movies and comics its repeatedly revealed he is lawful good like a paladin.

>>168382535
Swap selfdestruct for EMP imo

>>168382583
Is that right? From what I've seen of the Stallone movie he seemed more about just upholding the law, though he kind of progressed to Lawful Good in later acts.

>>168382524
I got the necktie ears skin 4 fucking times in a row.

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Post some qtmakers to cure me of my crippling flu_______________

>>168382645
Its Dredds "secret" its almost a parody of other characters that have dirty secrets.
On the outside Dredd appears to be an uncomprising authoritarian by the book guy. In reality he has a heart of gold and is the only one capable of acting out the law in a just way.

>>168382508
what I mean exactly is that, compared to graviton, you can't do shit if your team gets hammered. graviton is good but can also get nullified a bunch of other ults or Ana's grenade or Mei wall or Rein shield or defense matrix. but if your team gets hammered, you better hope that your team has a Zen with transcendence ready and Rein missed him, or your Mercy has her res ready because there's not much else you can do

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>>168382763
Here you go, anon! Hope you feel better soon!

>>168382849
I don't know why people dislike this skin.

>>168382370
nano
graviton
trans
emp
res

and you could probably argue sound barrier, dragonblade, blizzard and syms teleport are above it aside from those
like its not even a question that denying/invalidating kills is better than a kill setup and his is like third-fourth best in setup ults behind grav, blizzard and nano if you count it as "setup" since its strictly a combo ult

like im not saying it doesnt round out reins kit very well im saying that it alone isnt what makes him pickable and hed definitely still see high amount of play without it

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>>168382763

>>168381838
It's important to remember alignment charts are short of shit.

The best way to think of the entire thing is a spectrum with neutral being in the middle of it all as opposed to a full on set of 9 squares.

A lawful good character is a paladin, a lawful evil character is the evil overlord, and the lawful neutral character is some cop.

A chaotic good character is the dude who pushes the rude prince into the fountain for being misogynistic and winks to the camera like a fag and rides off saving the princess, a chaotic evil character burns down an orphanage because, and a chaotic neutral character just does shit because he can. You don't fuck with him he doesn't usually fuck with you. He's like chaotic good and evil but he doesn't go out of his way to fuck with shit.

>>168383005
I want to give Amelie a pregnant belly.

>>168382819
and if rein hammers(and the other rein didn't block it) he'd better hope he has some decent DPS or else the red team is just going to get right back up

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>>168382895
>>168383005
>>168383071

Thanks anons. Being sick on valentine's sucks. But at least I didn't have anyone to go out with anyways.

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>>168378703
she is my wife, not a cumslut! DELETE THIS!

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the blade

>>168383104
>implying it matters when fire strike hits multiple targets and does 100 damage
>implying it matters when his hammer does 75 damage a swing and has a massive hitbox capable of hitting multiple targets

>>168380992
I want to tap his fat ass

>>168383187
>tfw you team kill with one firestrike

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Is there a worse looking golden weapon than for Origin Widow?

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>>168383216
Winston is not for lewd!

>>168383364
Late 30s is when most gorrilas die.

Winston is 29. In 10 years Tracer will have to deal with his death.

>>168383364
He's probably going to lvie longer because science
Winston is pretty lively for a geriatric gorilla that skips cardio and has a shit diet.

He's at least still young enough to eat up reaper's shotgun pellets, swing around gibraltar, and incapacitate talon agents and be fine afterwards.

>>168383394
I really don't like golden gun with Raptorian Pharah.

>>168383571
Either she learns to do it herself or she phases out of existence.

Wtf is with this game tonight.

I got bored of playing tank/dps and decided to move to support but all my games are filled with 3 stack shitters who can't dps.

I'm getting my gold healing and defensive assists but it's like these shitters are throwing on purpose.

And this shit always happens right before end of season.

>>168380992
YOU LOVE HOOMAN??
MORE DAN APE???!!

>>168381051
got em

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Fareeha

>>168379973
>insert quarter
>she starts vibrating

>>168383849
A girls gotta have all the latest tech ;)

>Widowmaker orders you to remove your pants
>clearly annoyed at what she sees
>She points her rifle at you and tells you to turn around and bend over.
>she jams the gun into your ass and fires killing you instantly.

>>168383952
She then laughs and honks away into the distance

>>168383952
depending on the angle it wouldn't, would just be a bitch

>>168384046
Don't worry Mercy was nearby to resurrect.

>>168383094
I bet Gerard did.
And then Talon kidnapped her and forced an abortion.

>>168383849
And considering SOmbrr's personality you know that she is going to use Tracer for her benefit.

She won't use Tracer for Talon jobs, too obvious, she will use her to undermine Talon jobs, telling her where they will happen, so she can get to the heart of the World conspiracy by attacking Talon both from in and out.

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>>168383125
Feel better m8

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>>168383797
loves birds.

>>168384317
>Tfw no AMERICA bot with eagle ganymede

>>168383094
That would be one big blueberry.

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>>168383005
Remember her name

>>168384362
just wait till the 4th of july event ;)

-certainly not Blizzard HQ

nobody ever talks to me in game it makes me feel alone

>>168384562
Mics are exceedingly rare, which is odd since in tf2 there's usually some guy talking to himself.

All talk when

>>168384562
It's really weird. No ever uses mics in Qp and I'm seeing less and less people use them in comp.

>>168384502
This shit is so fucking disgusting. I can't believe people drink it

>>168384562
>tfw you have a comp match where everyone's talkative, friendly, and making jokes
>tfw they don't want to stick as a team
>tfw everyone is silent in the next match and you lose to top it all off

>>168382265
Would I preorder it? Already did.

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My good luck charm is letting me down.

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>>168384651
There's worse things you can drink desu

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>>168384683
Every single team I stay with always loses the following match horribly. Is this a thing that happens to everyone or just me?

>>168384535
> 4th of July event
> will end up recycling shit like Sombra's victory pose holding sparklers and Junkrat's emote where the firecracker explodes in his face

>>168384481
Why not? It's more exciting than what we have right now. Or do you not want Sombra blackmailing Tracer to solve a conspiracy.

>>168384990
It happens to me a lot too

After winning one match and staying with the team, we lose every match afterwards.

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I join game
>genji
>hanzo
>widowmaker
>mccree

Leave and join another game
>genji
>hanzo
>widowmaker
>mcree

Try again
>genji
>hanzo
>widowmaker
>mccree
>lucio
>I pick zenyatta
>lucio switches to winston

End me

>>168385151
I would like to see Sombra work with pretty much anyone.
She's not really a bad guy, she just uses everything available to her benefit. I see too many assume talon agent = evil, meanwhile she hasn't really done anything wrong yet.

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>never did 1v1 elimination because too scared
>try it once because free first win crate
>get 5-0
>check the dude's profile
>masters

>>168385336
There's nothing wrong with McCree.

>opposing team is no where near the objective
> be in the objective while teammates just stand outside the objective
>GETINTHELINES

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>>168385539
>on console

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>>168385412
Sombra works for herself under the guise of Talon.
Reaper's freelance, but Talon foots the bill.
Widowmaker is Talon's slave.

All of them are probably getting redemption arcs.

>>168385081
It's a coin dipshit

>Sombra's ult line in the Korean version

What the fuck? It sounds so goddamn bad.

>>168385654
Fuck Russians

>>168385654
implying Russians are people

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>>168382763
Bloo qt.

>Want to point out to enemy team why they did badly because they started berating eachother in all chat and felt a bit bad
>Caps is on so it makes me look like a sperg
Fuck

>>168385745
The korean version in general sounds pretty bad

>Widowmaker surveyed her gallery of conquests
>a cowboy stuck on a wooden horse
>a small metal man impaled on a foot long Shimada dragon dildo
>and a dwarfs head neatly placed infront of a customised ikea guillotine.
>but she felt nothing
>walking to the window she stared out longly
>"Gerard"

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I love Hana.

>>168385867
>oops caps
Easily fixed

>>168385981
what do you think her feet smell like?

>>168385938
>longingly*

>>168386010
Strawberries
She has too much pink bunny themed stuff not to.

>>168385592
>playing on console
>expecting good team comps
>expecting good things period

Hana should be thrown in the mud wrestling pit with Hog!

>>168385412
>>168385597
Do you think Sombra will ever figure out the world conspiracy? Will she use that knowledge to rule the world or will this be the beginning of her redemption arc as she realizes a terrible truth about the world.

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>>168386189
Yeah, I shouldn't expect much but seriously, Genji and Hanzo are a plague here

>>168378610
Why is it taking so much longer to get a game these days? I'm routinely waiting 3+ minutes in diamond.

>>168386297
She has to.
Also, someone has to move Overwatch's plot along.

At the rate its moving we'll see 5 more hero releases before ANYTHING happens.

>>168386328
>want to practice new hero in QP
>queue 3 mins
>puts me in unwinnable game with 30 seconds left
>everyone on team leaves
>put back into queue
>same exact thing plays out

Why

>>168386320
Doesn't torb still stomp since no one can fucking aim.

I would assume symmetra is even worse there too

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>>168386359
>the Overwatch plot

>>168384562
why does no one ever use mic in this game? for fucks sake i met more people using mic in black ops for the ps3, id expect mostly everyone except shy kids to be using one. or is it twitch streaming/discord the reason? pretty lame if you ask me.

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>>168386616

>>168386328
No one's playing this shitty hacker infested game anymore.

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Vampires

>>168386590
At low levels, definitely. He's just a shitter-shredder.

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>Playing 3v3
>enemy team has roadhog

Hahaha REALLY FUN blizz

>>168386359
>>168386703
I propose we start our own conspiracy, we keep making insane fan theories and make fake voice lines for them to drive Chu insanse so that he is forced to move the plot along just to prove they are fake.

I can't do it guys. I can't take these Widow instalocks anymore. I can't take people who don't understand what "Step on the point means."
I think I should just uninstall.

>>168386875
>bring zen/ana, zarya and reaper
>hug corners and dodge hook
>dumpster the hog while hook is down

It's not hard, anon.

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>>168382949
>I don't know why people dislike this skin.

Because being autistic also means being contrarian.

It's actually a really great skin.

>>168387160
>taking this game seriously

>>168382087
I know the feel. Got sun wukong 3 times in a row.

>>168387160
Are you playing qp?
You might enjoy competitive. There's significantly less people instalocking Widow/Hanzo unless they're good since they want to win too.

>>168387160
Just do 3v3 dumb nigger

>half of team leaves
>lose 30sr
love it

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>enemy has a Widow and Mercy
>our Winston decides to ignore them 100% of the game in order to jump into the enemies Zeny/Roadhog/Reinhardt cluster
>Mercy has res every teamfight and Widow keeps picking off our healers

Don't play Winston if you don't fucking know what he's supposed to be doing in a fight. If you're not jumping into the backline and killing the Widow/Mercy/Ana/Lucio then get the fuck off of him and pick Lucio because playing a character that isn't 100% braindead to play is not your style.

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seeing you actual retards post your ranks makes me feel a little better about hovering around 3k

>>168387225
I can't muh autism.
>>168387350
>>168387287
It's comp.

>>168387524
>Raynor 76

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>>168387524
He already has some good skins.

I hope we get some skins that aren't linked to a holiday in some way, it feels kinda 'off' to use his Halloween skin in Feb.

>>168387212
>Enemy Hog doesn't fall for corner bait hooks
Whoops there goes your strategy

>>168387492
I agree that guy is dumb, but Winston loses in a 1v1 against almost any character unless he catches them by surprise (which should have been easy for him to do with the widowmaker)

>Get back from a pretty long hiatus away from the game
>Do placements - get diamond, whatever

>Teams suddenly don't know how to do basic things
>Roadhogs constantly flanking behind us until I run over and personally hammer them to death
>Supports constantly dying to hooks and snipers because of garbage positioning
>Enemy teams constantly living after being earthshattered because our team can't clean up
>If I don't personally kill someone after they're stunned, they'll never die.

How are people this incompetent at a game? It's like they're missing basic concepts.

>>168387692
Its still better to go after the targets you COULD kill, like an Ana, Widow or Mercy than jump into the tankline like a fucking retard. To make matters worse, he never switched off of him, so he was deadweight the entire game while all the backline work had to be done by our Tracer, who couldn't follow a Widow or Mercy as easily as a Winston could.

Trying to get shit players off the heroes they're being trash at is impossible because they become so upset that someone is telling them to switch that they just go into turbo autismo mode and then just spam "FUCK OFF I'M NOT SWITCHING FUCK OFF" in allchat.

>>168387881
I'm not taking off reindeerhog

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>>168387881
Sangzing is better than Nutcracker solely due to the fact that its not holiday related. And I love nutcracker a lot.
>>168387948
It doesn't help that Roadhog has only 2 good skins.

>>168387775
Ive noticed a seriously large number of people can't take advantage of ults that incapacitate enemies.
Earthshatter
Blizzard
Graviton
Idiots just stare at the enemies and make no attempt to eliminate them.

>>168388087
I see blizzard kill people the overwhelming majority of the time.

>>168388087
I've noticed that in the lower SRs. Once hero select begins, it's a mad dash to all the offensive characters, and no one picks a Zarya, who has one of the most significant ults in the game. When I see one locked on my team, I know we have a better chance at winning as long as she has half a fucking brain.

I did get a Zarya once that refused to ult because we insulted his girlfriend Mercy duo for only healing him.

>>168388064
Mako is a great skin.

>>168388174
Blizzard doesn't kill

>>168388328
I love Mako. I just wish the tattoo worked better with Little Piggy or I'd use it all the time.

>>168388370
Neither does earthshatter or graviton, you have to shoot them.

>>168388278
Doesn't honestly matter if you pick Zarya. Gravitons get wasted because people think they are for ult combos only so dont fire at will. Or they just flat out fuck it up by not using their ults.

>comp queue time is 10+ minutes now
boy i sure do love being in grand master at 8 am in the morning

>>168388434
Thats the fucking point you dumb cunt.

>>168388567
Yea and my point was out of those three ults I usually see blizzard kill more often than earthshatter or graviton, unless people do ult combos with graviton.

> when you figure out sombras spray pattern

>>168388471
I don't understand this.
Even if people just use their primary fire its more than good enough, especially if everyone chips in.

>>168388772
If only Zarya's knew that if you have 50+ charge, and shield up. You can Ult 2-3 targets and kill them as long as you shield yourself during it for max charge while lobbing M2s at them.

>>168388718
stop this meme

>>168388550
>tfw was in grandmaster for a few weeks but then got 400 sr

i even waited days between matches

>>168388772
Its the mystery of shitters. An entire team firing at the same target(s) melts it in half a second.
Reins shield and Rein himself dies when focus fired in a blink of an eye.

>>168388718
I figured out Sombra's spray pattern
It's only good against tanks or shoving your gun a support's butthole.

>>168389089
emp and grav are great combo though.

>>168389123
yep, but the tracing makes her spray a nightmare to running enemies.

>>168389107
Lots of offense characters have a way around Rein's shield

Genji can slink behind with swift strike
Pharah can wipe from above
Even Sombra can wipe with her shitty uzi and emp

The most frustrating thing is when a Zarya gets a good black hole but no one capitalizes on it.

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>start playing support whenever there isn't already 2
>start actually climbing
>feel dumb for having not realized this earlier

>>168389089
>It's not my fault
It is though.

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>>168389089
>grav all 6 of enemy team
>our pharah / tracer dies immediately
>WOW ZARYA WHY DID YOU ULT

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>>168389319
>>168389412
report and hide all frogposters

How do I play Lucio well?
Is there literally nothing more to it than chilling behind your team and occasionally healing them?

>>168389485
>Has stubs on

>>168389530
Pretty much.

Lucio is so fucking basic, there's a reason why in teamfights he's usually ignored by everyone.

>>168389530
Exist, shoot your gun, press E when things get hairy, drop the beat when you hear an enemy use an ult nearby, right click if any enemies are near pits.

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>Autists mention Harambe or the shitty "What time is it" meme whenever McCree is picked
>I have my chat binds "Harambe deserved death" and "Primetime for lynching gay niggers" ready to go whenever this shit comes up

I'm on my 6th account silence now from retards getting triggered and reporting me. Why the fuck are so many people that play this game such sensitive babies?

>>168389617
What about all wall riding memes? Are they even necessary? Like some escape routes everyone should know.

>>168389638
>I've paid blizzard $240 to yell nigger at people
whatever

whenever I kill an ulting mccree I just look at the time and say the actual time

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>>168389617
Can confirm
>>168389530
Do stupid wall rides and be annoying

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>>168388718

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>>168389638
>Primetime for lynching gay niggers
>why do i keep getting chatbanned?

>>168389530
Bind jump to right click, big fart to another mouse button and spam right click whenever you can.

>>168389638
>I have my chat binds

This is what Autism looks like.

Pharah's ult should do like 50% more damage, any range that's not right in front of people's fucking faces they can just walk away unscathed even if they stand in the full duration of it.

>>168389926
her ult is pretty trash on its own. accept it and move on, the rest of her kit is amazing

>>168390032
>the rest of her kit is amazing
she slowly wafts across the sky and conc isn't that great

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>>168378765
> not posting the superior angle

>>168389926
Pharah's ult is retarded, if you use it too far the spread will make so you do no damage and if you use it too close you could get killed by your own ult or by anyone who shoots you.

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>>168390165

Is someone ask you about your rank do you say our season highest or current? If I made it to Plat and fell to gold do I say I'm Plat or gold?

>>168390032
>>168390101
Her kit is carried by her primary fire

>>168390239
say your current

>>168390239
tell them to fuck off and to stop caring about e-peen

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I want to hug Amélie again.

>>168390273
Yeah and so is Mcmeme's but he actually gets to have a decent ult and roll and flashbang are both great abilities

Honestly if Pharah's ult was just an aerial McCree roll I'd prefer it

>>168390365
>Honestly if Pharah's ult was just an aerial McCree roll I'd prefer it
what
i really hope you fucked up one of those because that'd be a garbage as fuck ult

>>168390319
But anon, that's not Amélie, that's Widowmaker...

>>168390365
McCree's ult sucks

Pharah's ult might be suicide half the time but at least it can usually kill more than one person.

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I like it when Gremlin D.Va triggers waifufags.

>>168390428
Considering how the majority of the time it's press q to die and you build it decently fast, yeah. There've been a lot of situations as Pharah where someone escapes 1 rocket short of death because of the long reload time

>>168390489
McCree's ult may suck but it gets people to fuck off briefly, and if he starts getting heat he can cancel and roll away.

>>168390621
Does she really? I'm not a D.va fag but I think the gremlin meme is kind of cute.

>>168390621
I wouldn't even consider D.va a waifu I just think it's a shitty meme at this point, much like Dad76

>>168390621
I think it triggers waifuhaters more.

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>>168379092
>Going into ACTION! If you wanna make it like a true Survivor!

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>>168390273
Yeah, that's the best thing she has.

Her ult is garbage, concussion blast has a really long cooldown for a skill that could be used for 2 different things, the jump jets are nice to get on weird angles but when you start to play against good hitscans you have to rethink your entire playstyle and then you start to wonder wether it's worth it to keep playing a character which is so easily countered by heroes who are always top picks in all metas when you could be playing any other DPS and be much more consistent.

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>>168382849

>>168389638
>gets cucked out of $240
>calls other people cucked
anon...........................................................

is there any way i can hook up a mouse and keyboard to my ps4? the mouse is usb and the keyboard would have to be my laptop but i could go out and buy a usb one

>>168382949
Because it looks like someone smeared peanut butter on his head and upper lip

>>168391070
I used a wireless keyboard/mouse combo, since they only needs one usb slot for both, you can get some pretty cheap ones.

>>168389764
>>168391038
Account silences are only temporary, you don't have to buy the game again every time it happens.

>>168390994
I wonder if we're getting the dance emotes for April Fools.

>>168391153
so id just have to hook it up to the usb port on the front and thats it?

>>168390621
gremlin D.va is best D.va, and i'm a colossal waifufag

>>168391170
>6th account SILENCE
>not 6th account
O-oh. My mistake!

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>>168390220
>no highlight intro

Didn't even bother watching it, uninstall please.

>>168391209
>every character gets a traditional dance from their country of origin
How good would this be?

>>168391237
Yup! Don't even think you have to install anything, just plug it in and go. I used mine for Dust514, but I don't imagine this would be any different...

>>168391319
Pharah's highlight intros suck

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>>168390273
Her primary also has no drop off.

>>168390165
Must be great playing Pharah against people that can't aim. Hogs ult would've out-damaged her's at that range. Combined with the Hanzo, she shouldn't have killed anybody.

>>168391431
Drop off on long range missiles would be absolutely retarded

>>168391614
I seem to recall reading that they could headshot at some point in the beta.

why does DSPMeme spam crossfade so much?

>>168391383
What would 76 and Mcree's be? white people cant dance.

None of these characters feel like they control well. None of them put out very much damage either. slow clunky characters with limited mobility in a high TTK fight. wowee so fun. who the fuck makes these games?

>tfw used Zenyatta for giggles
>tfw had immense fun

It's so satisfying to land shots

>>168391972
Obviously McCree would have square dancing and 76 has that dad dance

>>168391987
Blizzard

>>168391965
because you get the benefits + the momentum from speed boost you fucking bronze troglodyte

>>168391972
McCree's would be line dancing or square dancing for sure. I think they could actually stick with 76's sample dance, it's awkward-old-guy-looking enough.

Any recommendations for widows cute achievement? I'm collecting them all and I suck at sniping

>>168392071
why so aggressive? I was asking genuinely so that I could learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCE2mzj_d8g

>iRemia finally made a new video and its OW

I don't know if /tf2g/ even watched him

>>168392110
Is that the Smooth As Silk one?
Just grapple cancel so you fly into air as high as you can go, and try to dink a squishy. Pretty easy, because you can just keep trying over and over with little risk to yourself.

Mercy players are morally weak

>>168391987
>None of them put out very much damage either

Nigga like every hero has a one shot kill

>>168391987
>high TTK

are you shitting me, McCree can literally kill people in 1 second if you're good

>>168392709
which makes it worse. you do fuck all until you use your instakill ability. how fucking fun is that? where's the skill? where's the aim? where's the movement mechanics? not in this game.

just found an OW streamer I remember from when I followed starcraft a few years ago, they were grandmaster, but are plat in OW/. makes me feel a bit better about my shitty rank

are there other prominent starcraft players who play overwatch now? are any of them good?

>>168392828
uninstall then

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>>168392828
Play Pharah, Genji, or Tracer if you want movement.

Play McCree or 76 if you want aim.

Pretty much all of those characters kill people incredibly fast, you are just bad.

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>>168392828
welcome to overwatch, were you expecting csgo?

>tfw don't want to play but can't remember how to fill the time without overwatch

>>168392826
you're fucking retarded. literally not one second.

>>168393390
try masturbating thats what everyone else does.

>>168382949
its not terrid, but its not 80s as fuck, plus its kinda weird when he says "tactical visor activated" and hes wearing literally nothing on his head

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>>168393543
>Shoots two rounds per second
>headshot + bodyshot kills 90% of the cast


Am I being baited or are you just dumb?

>>168393585
are you saying you want me to masturbate, anon?

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>>168382270
Stop bullying varg.

>>168393765
Mcgee shoots one round/s
But the first shot is instant. This is an important distinction.

>>168393827
I mean I personally don't care what you do.but if you want a break from OW then you have options

>>168393060
>you are just bad
>top in the world stats on my mains
shut the fuck up you nigger I swear to god why the fuck would you even speak up?

Is an account silence just you are muted?

>>168393915
I'm playing overwatch right now actually