/owg/ - Overwatch General

so what event is coming next

mardi gras? im sure blizzard wants to implement a monthly holiday scheme so they make infinite money from lootboxes

>>168304265
>quiet christmas music playing which is completely drowned out by environmental noises
>those creepy ass lines the meis keep dropping
>the long time you have to spend on picking up snow, rendering you completely immobile and turning you into an easy target
>that sharp, loud sound as you get hit by an icicle
there is no way they actually intended for it to be lighthearted in any way

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If you guys want more Fareeha, I've made all my galleries public: http://pharahbestgirl.imgur.com/

I hate autists who throw games because we call them out.

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>>168304736
That's your account? Nice work anon

>>168304740
I hate being called out by bad players lol

>>168304605
april fools probably

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So, are we in agreement that the Halloween event was the best one so far?

>>168304876
Definitely

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>>168304803
thanks mate

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>>168304876
I liked Lucioball a lot more than that pve thing

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>>168304736

>>168304605
I hope there will be no holidays events for a while.
This skin hunt is tiresome

>>168305069
sorry goy but jeff needs that extra 12 billion dollars so he can gold plate his dog

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>>168304740
I know. How much of a insecure kid do you have to be to start afking or suiciding because someone thought you aren't playing well enough.

I don't call out anyone because I don't care as long as they are doing something productive, but stop ruining games intentionally.

>>168305089
>jeff needs that extra 12 billion dollars so he can gold plate his dog
I find this plausible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMDItOwN_SU

>>168304605

I want an update that adds more skins that arent event themed.

>>168305008
lucioball was only fun until people realized there was no penalty for tackling the goalkeeper
at that point it became a cocksucking contest of how long faggots were willing to wait in the opponents net for an opportunity to m2 the person trying to make a save

>>168305008
These skins would be so much better without the ass blocking cape.

>>168304832
Yeah cause bads call out a Reinhardt for charging in by himself.

>>168305261
I don't understand why the cape is even there, sticking out of a rucksack. it makes it look retarded as fuck

Would an Overwatch saturday morning cartoon be worth watching?

>>168305341
Define "by himself". Players who play scared on Rein are a lot more useless than players who who charge in an die but force the other team to turn around and let his DPS players have an opening.

Where were you when Roadhog became McCree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sAz4eggWg

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>be Hanzo
>be on defense
>Mei hiding behind the payload
>mfw payload floats
>press E
>shoot Mei's feet in the space between the floor and the payload
>mfw basic calculus

How to play Winston? I just feel useless.

>jump in
>put up my shitty shield
>tickle some people
>jump out
>wait for ridiculously long shield recast
>repeat

>>168304493
>The Chinese New Year event is now over.
No it's not.

>>168305639
He needs a bit of team-coordination to shine. You need to jump in while the enemy is distracted by the rest of your team pushing in.

Also keep in mind that he's shit vs tank-heavy comps.

>>168305639
Give the monkey D to supports, Genji and Widow and you'll do fine.

When PTR changes will go live?

>>168305527
Fucking bullshit. Let's make a tank the best dps in the game shall we

>>168305639

winstons primary job is to disrupt dug-in defenses by jumping in and being annoying, hes also pretty ok at taking out snipers.

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>matchmaking always takes much longer than estimated
>always end up against players of wildly different playtimes in quickplay, or ranking in ranked
>same fellas 5 times in a row in Elimination
So I guess 19,5 million of those 20 million players are in China? Makes sense too since they're pandering to their majority fanbase.

>>168305639
You absolutely need friendlies to push at the same time, most preferably after Rein's shield is down (so you don't get split) and have the friendlies start advancing before you jump since unlike you, they still have some distance to cover the regular way.

Only times Winston can win on his own is if he's against Genji, Widow, perhaps Hanzo. Attacking Lucio on your own is useless while Ana can easily cuck you with a sleep shot and escape.

>>168305928
Dug in defense means Torbjorn, Sym and soon Bastion.Winston can't do shit against them (excluding sym turrets)

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>>168305527
What the shit Blizzard?
Is this your idea of a nerf?

Holy shit why do fucking Europeans and Australians play on US servers?

Had to mute some British and Austin as they kept talking shit to each other the entire game and it wasn't even banter.

>>168306153
Australian*

>>168304740
It's you again

https://youtu.be/ncHZuq5j8Vo

after 100 games of mystery heroes i might actually get all the boxes. i wish forced 50 was true

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>>168305427
God yes.
It's been a while, but we've even brainstormed a few stories like that in /owg/ before, and they've always been awesome.

>girls' night out stories

>one character getting fucked with on the street
>Torb dips into a nearby bar
>comes out with the entire cast, you came to the wrong payload motherfucker

>Bastion transforming into random appliances
>lawnmower, dishwasher, etc.

>Ana having to teach Hana how to drive
>Hana thinks that it'll be easy just because she can already pilot a mech
>Car can't start one day, open the hood, Bastion's sitting where the engine should be

>>168306153
Dutch guy here, I only go to US servers during EU dead hours after midnight.

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>>168304876
Halloween had the most work in it, but Lucioball was the best. I hope it gets achievements next time
>tfw you shot winning goals with 0.2 left on the clock

>>168305427
Depens on whether it's trying to be serious or not. Overwatch is a multiplayer game with no story mode, so, it would be very limited with what it can do. Without tension, it wouldn't be very interesting unless it had something other than plot to keep you watching.

>>168306153
Do Aussies even have their own servers? They don't seem to have their own region or anything.

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I only play junkrat. How much shit would I get if I started playing competitive?

>>168306153
I'm at a university in England, and even with the amazing internet that we have here I still have at least 100ms ping if I try to play on the American servers.
I don't know how people can play with even worse connections, or why they would actually choose to by picking a different region's servers.

>>168305150
i know what to listen to all day now.

>>168306587
They do. They select America and it puts them on Australian servers

>>168306664
>They select America and it puts them on Australian servers
How counter-intuitive

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I hope Overwatch makes a Hero that can put mines everywhere that instant kills you everyone with 300 hp.

>>168306587
Oceanic

>>168306480
>Overwatch is a multiplayer game with no story mode
But it has both lore and pretty decent characterization for the cast. Like they couldn't do something with that.

A show would be best if it was just an absurd fucking-around kind of show like >>168306252, where the point is how the characters interact with and play off of one another in random scenarios.

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>>168305527
>mfw people thought Roadhog would get nerfed

I don't know what to buy before the event ends

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>>168304493
Sombra casual skin when?

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I want to make her feel helpless.

>>168306973
Los muertos would be cool if they toned it down a bit by removing all the pink and made her wear her jacket.

>The Chinese New Year event is now over.

I just logged on and I still have the chingchong menu. What gives?

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Why didn't we protect his smile?

>>168307031
Throw her in the breeding pit with Roadhog.

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>>168307054
The one with white make up is decent but still not that good

>>168307102
We didn't know he had a smile we could protect..

>>168307102
>black reaper
Delet

>>168307152
The design of her skins is just colour vomit thats the theme.
Hopefully her future skins stop being just random colour vomit.

>>168306589
Based God in gold
Useless above diamond

>>168307282
Her Christmas skin was a step in the right direction, even though it's just a recolour.

>>168304736
Delet

>>168307031
Be a fully charged Zarya

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official sombra skin ranking
1. Noche
2. Cinnamon or w/e the holiday one is called
3. cyberspace and the other braid one
4. default
5. rest

>>168307282
Not the same anon but I thought I was sort of ugly. I actually love the Azucar skin, and Los Muertos to an extent, they look really nice and fit her general theme well. Cyberspace/Augmented are horrible though.

>>168306782
Not what i meant. The conflict is not resolved in the game and most likely will never be. You can't really give it a conclusion, but you also have same problem as the Clone Wars cartoon. You can't have them just shoot each other in the face, but you also can't have them not shoot each other in the face when they really should do it.

This is why it would be better to not focus on the story and, as you said, show the characters interact. Maybe even completely throw seriousness out of the window and have them shoot each other. Reaper sewing costumes for others on Halloween, D.Va and Sombra fighting online without realizing it, Soldier 76 being an old fart trying to keep up with the new generation, Mercy drowning in her work as injuries get more ridiculous with each patient, Zarya and Reinhardt having a contest to see who's stronger, etc. Whatever seems entertaining.

>>168307590
>3. cyberspace and the other braid one
>4. default
>5. rest

Retard

>>168307310
Is gold respected at all?

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>>168307590
but sombra is useless.

it's actually impossible to win mystery heroes

>>168305527
So basically he just gets a left click buff and there is no point to the hook change at all because of the new spread?

>>168307590
Cinnamon is puke. Whoever is in charge of Sombra skins I imagine designs them like this
They eat a big bowl of bright coloured candy then vomit the slime all over the drawing board.

>>168307785
Roadhog main's smug levels are off the charts

>>168307825
He can satisfy any woman with his little finger.

>Roadhog mains trying to deny their hero has been dumpstered hard
laugh and a half

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I love Hana.

>>168307698
No, nor should it be.

>>168307590
The holiday one is Peppermint and I really like that one. I like Glitch as well as her Default.

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>Zarya will never break you

why live

What should I play for my placements?

>>168307590
>Cinnamon or w/e the holiday one is called
I really want some character to have a swirly, sparkly, reddish-bronze skin called Cinnamon now. I don't even care who.

>>168306153
to avoid all the fucking russians

>>168308128
Not a support.

>>168308141
But I like support

>>168308128
soldier 76 or roadhog

all that matters in placements is getting the most damage possible or 3-4 gold medals every game

I'm so fucking bad with junkrats ult. It always gets shot before I can kill anyone. I thnk I am really underestimating its aoe range

>>168308232
do you have your obligatory D.va escort?

>>168308213
just play support if you want, i soloqued to diamond with support only.

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reposting the new exclusively chinese skins.

Chinks know how to pander to our tastes.

>>168308232

It doesnt make any noise when it's in the air or climbing walls. Use that for sneaking it up on people.

>open up my 2nd to last lootbox for this event
>get hog's legendary skin
It's the only thing left that I really wanted. I'm happy with my haul this event, how about you /owg/?

>>168308356

Damn that's awful

>>168308356
The only I like are like are Lucio and jinx

tv/ognglobal
our boys are on fire

>>168308356
That genji looks h*lla dope.

>>168308356
what

>>168308356

Wll now I want to fuck mcree

>>168308356
Not gonna lie, I want a Rein skin with a fuckhueg sword.

>lose 100 mystery games in a row
>still play against the players from the same level

>>168308356
Immortan joe hog

>>168308406
The only big drop I got was Mei's red legendary skin, it's alright but I can't stop noticing the shoddy work they did when they tried to make her fatter. I think Roadhogs' skin is one of the better things from the event so grats on that, wish I could bring myself to spend the credits on it.

>>168308356
lmao what

>>168308601
and you still don't improve? that is sad

>>168308356
that is so fucking bad

>>168308614
Roadhogs skin is awful. I have it and use maki over it currently

guys can junkrat get me to diamond? I get flamed whenever I pick him but I always seem to be gold damage. I know most of that is into a shield but still, thats useful right?

>>168308406

My first event box was the winston skin. Would have liked to get the rein/zen but I got the epics I wanted and all the emotes/victory poses.

>>168308660
well it was more like 10 games but my point was that i don't think your arcade mmr ever changes.

>>168308834
You can in theory, but you're not really learning to improve as a player

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>i play to win
>keeps losing

>>168308954
If she wins she can't be submissive.

>>168308834

If you can consistently kill thier healers/dps on dives and survive, sure.
If you're just magdumping in thier teams general direction learn how to play pharah instead.

>>168308834
> I know most of that is into a shield but still, thats useful right?
If it leads to kills
The followthrough is important, although this is true regardless of how the team goes about breaking the shields

>>168307590
use the glitch its ugly and shit like her

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>>168309018
>>168308954
>That picture
>She

>>168308834
>guys can junkrat get me to diamond? I know most of that is into a shield but still, thats useful right?
If you don't know the answer to this question, then no

>>168308607
Do not get addicted to the meta
It will take hold of your essence
and you will resent its absence.

>>168307590
Cyberspace looks good
Why do you have to be a skin hipster

>>168309386

Virgin detected

>>168309395
i fucking hate this meme.

for one, you can easily get to diamond without a huge knowledge of the game

secondly, no where in the question does it state can I get to diamond with junkrat right NOW.

so fuck off you plat shitter

>>168309456
The kind of person that ranks skins is going to be a hipster

>>168309386
Its a fat vag you faggot.

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>>168304736
PHARAH IS PURE
DELET

This game makes me incredibly angry. How do I get better at managing this? No other game has invoked such feelings in me.

>>168308954
What is wrong with her back

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>5 min until servers go down
>buy boxes
>get pic related

yay

>>168309645
Stop playing it.

When are they going to add voice prompts for the shield generator like the teleporter has? Fucking retards never realize an enemy symmetra has one placed.

I want to play only Sombra until master.
How unwelcome will I be in comp?

>>168309847
Expect teammates to make earnest attempts to find out where you live.

>>168308356
I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna main Twisted Fates

>>168309847
If you're below master, everyone on your team will flame your or outright throw just because you picked it. If you're in master or above, rarely will anyone give a shit.

>>168309847
Just seeing Sombra will make people throw games

>>168309961
>If you're in master or above, rarely will anyone give a shit.
Only if you're actually contributing to the game.
Master players usually won't descend into screaming fits, but if you're a useless player, they'll still let you know that you're fucking things up.

>>168309645
Its funny im the coolest player alive and this is the only game that rustles me too.
Its just the game is full of so many stupid people.

>>168310087
There's an expectation that you're going to at least communicate in that bracket. If you just EMP whenever you want then people are going to flame you. But people in the high SR bracket are trying to win and won't throw just because you're making them mad.

guys

how to climb from 3500 to 4000?

>>168310296
>But people in the high SR bracket are trying to win and won't throw just because you're making them mad.
Orly

>>168309675
>do arcade boxes before server goes down
>4 legendaries and 2 epics

wowie

>>168310387
People get pissy for different reasons depending on the bracket

>Monkey finally gets a buff
>Reduces his crit box by a negligible amount

>If you don't have a Rienhardt you lose

Why not give monkey lightning a 2X damage multiplier against shields and those who deploy them? That would make Winston uniquely dangerous against two of the most present tanks in the game and actually give him something to do other than being a useless piece of shit.

>>168310461
But Winston ignores shields. This is a cool ability it allows you to slowly electrocute a Rein.

>>168310461
My biggest fear is overbuffing the monkey just to later overnerf him. I think I'd rather he just stay the same since I actually like playing him.

>>168310525
This just makes him angery
He will just hammer your face and he outdpses you by a lot
Even if he just casually hammers you, Winston will die first

>>168310387
*usually

>>168310461
Notice how the game doesn't have any of these specific situational rules that no one would ever assume or know or realize without reading a wiki?

That's deliberate. The devs want the 'rules' to be as consistent and simple as possible. You guys that come up with these convoluted 'balance' ideas are probably the same ones saying Blizz can't balance without understanding the core philosophies of the game design.

Wait the rooster event is still going?

what did i miss

>>168310525

It still would. I'm saying a cool change to make would be to double damage to shield deployers as long as they keep the shields up.

So when Zarya bubbles or when Rien pops the shield you do 120 DPS to them as apposed to 60.

>>168310617

I like playing him too but I'd rather give him a chance to not be a shit class than a guarantee he will be shit forever.

>>168309994
Why? Don't they want to win

>>168310620
Confirmed shitter.
Winston vs Rein is an interesting match up. Rein has to lower his shield to deal with Winston or he will die. As soon as he lowers the shield he is if coirse vulnerable to the Winstons team and is no longer shielding his team.

>>168309498
>for one, you can easily get to diamond without a huge knowledge of the game
So why are you not diamond yet? Maybe because you play fucking trashmouse lol

>>168310620
Yeah but when he's hammering he's not shielding. That's the whole point.

>>168310714
In diamond and plat there are a lot of metaslaves that think picks are all there is to the game not realising people don't have the skill to use them to maximum potential. There are a lot of shit anas in particular that would do way more healing on Mercy but won't pick her because "she's bad"

>>168310682

I think an easier to understand change is 20 more dps and 400 more shield health but people get their fucking prostates in a twist when you suggest buffing his damage (even if it's still the least lethal thing in the game post buff).

>>168309961
I'd like to at least be given a chance before they rage tho

>>168310689
They said servers may be down for the next 90 minutes. Soon anon.

>>168310461
Accept that a mere monkey can never beat a lion!

>>168310764
im masters

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>>168310771
>walking up to shielding Rein as a D.va and just meleeing him in the face until he gets mad
tee hee hee

>>168310889

The mere monkey can't beat anything in the game currently. He's alright if you an actually good class following you around and capitalizing on you being an annoying fuck but he's trash otherwise.

>>168310859
I'd be happy without the need to reload and a decent shield buff.

Tracer needs 200 health and 50 ammo.

This would make her a viable pick to soldier.

>>168311071
"no"

Learn to aim at heads close up.

still no confirmed content on the horizon.

>>168310959

I'd rather have his lightning ignore armor. Nothing in the game gets fucked harder by armor than lightning. Alternatively have his gun do 60 damage bursts every second as apposed to tiny amounts of constant damage that equals 60 dps.

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>>168311071
>buffing tracer in any shape or form, other than her ult maybe

>>168311071
She's viable now.

>>168311071
>50 health
>ruining the 1 second to unload 1 second to reload like a clock thing she's got going

baka desu senpai

>>168311071

>Tracer
>The literal "press E to not die" class
>Ten gorillian DPS at point blank
>buff

Give the grenade longer range.

is there a better friendship than pharah zen?

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>>168311071
>200 health
>50 ammo
She already has dps on par with Reaper and four times the mobility.
If you suck too much to play Tracer just play something easier.

>>168311295
As a tracer main it would be fun if tracer threw her grenade like a baseball instead of throwing it like a girl.

>>168311401
baseballs don't throw grenades

>>168311071
>I need Tracer to have 200 health and 50 ammo


FTFY

>>168311401
Why can Sombra and Ana throw their stuff more than 200m but Tracer can't without straining her arm?

>>168311401
Isn't a law or something that all lesbians need to play in a softball league at some point in their life? Did Tracer skip that or something?

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>3400 mmr
>go to the hospital for a week, can't play games
>finally come back home
>you're matchmaking rank has been adjusted for not playing a game in 7 or more days!
>3000 mmr


Fuck blizzard, I don't think I can really bring myself to climb for the rest of the season. People are already fucking cancerous, but I really don't want to deal with platinum players when I was so close to 3500.

>>168311480
tracer has to overcome the gravity well that keeps her tethered to this realm of existence

if she didn't have to wear the chest piece she would have the furthest throw in the game

So how do you communicate in this game? I have a mic I just never use it.

>>168311576
That'd be a fine excuse if her bombs were also dissociated, but they're just regular bombs and they should be subject to regular gravity.

>>168311535
They play cricket in Britian still she should be able to overarm bowl it harder than a baseball pitch.
Her current throw is like Hey I made a cake for you oh shit I dropped it.

>>168311654
Um, use it.

>>168312007
Delet

What if Ana was a retarded old hag on a wheelchair?

>>168312091
Stop forcing your self-insert

>>168312091
>ana is given Mercy's biotic technology
>Mercy doesn't give her the anti aging technology.
Mercy is a bitch.

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just woke up from a dream where j was talking to reinhardt and he admit that he is clinically depressed and that his happy facade he shows everyone is etremely difficult to keep up.

Man that bothered me.

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Why the fuck do people never want to play rein in top 500? I had to do it even though I have like 2 hours on him. And my shield always broke first because we had shit dps

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>>168312171

>>168310830
>metaslaves
I watched masters games where triple tank ana lucio 76 got absolutely smashed by a 4dps lucio zen comp, just because all the players on that team were on comfort picks.

>>168312150
I'm well-seasoned, not old, you whippersnapper!

>>168311401
>throwing a carbomb like a baseball
>with arms that size
I know she's fit and all, but what do you expect of her?

>>168312007
bulbous nose: check
chunky lips: check
juicy colour scheme: check
obscure sexual identity pride flag: check
flower crown: check
fat: check
self harm scars: check
"gay": check

If there was a bingo for this stuff it would surely win

If Genji and Mercy becomes Chu canon, then we must all accept tumblr's view that Junkrat is a trans woman and Hanzo and McCree are homosexuals

>>168312252
It's the trans flag

>>168312171
She offers, but ana declines.
It's in the game voice lines.

>>168312171
Anti-aging technology? Get real. It obviously was from a deal with the devil.

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>some fag friend of mine is top 500 on console
>he says hes gonna "prove it to the pc master race that console players are better"
>he gets OW on PC
>places 2993

H-hes just kidding, r-right?

>>168312316
To fix her fooking eye m8

>>168312250
Oh fuck off. Ana is old as fuck and Sombra's not a soldier yet they can still theow further than her. It's not like the bomb's heavy, she's constantly carrying them on her back.

>>168312254
>McCree
>homosexual

The man dresses as a cowboy and has a custom belt buckle that says "BAMF" on it

he is for sure bi

>>168312376
Dsp stanky got placed 2700 at first

>>168312185
Nah, he's probably just senile.

>>168312213
Because the good rein players are all already picked up by pro teams, because the FUCKHUGE impact a good rein can have on the game
They don't play ranked because they are busy scrimming, and when they do, they pick other roles.

>>168312430
>bad ass mother fucker
>mother
>fucker

>>168312376
>get used to game on console
>somehow think this'll translate to pc controls
hrm

>>168312213
Because it's a thankless and boring task that puts the outcome of the game into the hands of strangers.

>>168312376
>getting placed in the top 25% percentile after 10 games

That's how it works.

It doesn't put you at 5k rating even if you won all 10 games and got zero deaths and 50 kills each game.

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>blizzard in charge of making more shit rng games

>>168312376
Console is a joke

>>168312564
>place 2921
>play solo queue
>fall for eternity

>>168312502
he fucks fathers too

>>168312502
it's
Big
Ass
Male
Fucker

you CIS scum.

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>0:2 ilios gm/ top 500
>I'm Ana
>say fuck it and switch to pharah
>2:2
>they have mccree, soldier, Ana, and zen
>still completely wreck their team
>win
FUCK YOU TRACER HAHAHAHAHA

>>168312424
What if she accepted that offer, but they went overboard and installed random shit inside her eye and gave her a nice ass?

>>168312797
She probably declined because Mercy would turn her into a genji/reaper/76 abomination.

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>>168312171
She didn't want Ana to overshadow her.

>>168312735
Tbh males with big butts are top tier

>>168311535
>Overwatch animated series
>it's a softball league epsiode
>first match is Team Overwatch vs. Team Talon and the Junkers
>everyone expects Tracer to be amazing, because y'know, the lesbian stereotype
>turns out she has zero fucking idea how to throw a ball

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>>168310682
>Notice how the game doesn't have any of these specific situational rules that no one would ever assume or know or realize without reading a wiki?
There is one...

>>168312171
Dont think it would do much with appearance, soldier takes that shit and hes still looks old as dirt

>>168313042
Yet Mercy looks fine. Strange isn't it.

>>168312859
You know what else those characters have? A round ass, thick thighs and a square ass. Would it really be that bad?
I want to see Kano Ana.

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>>168309675
>>buy boxes

>>168313087
She's totally a witch/angel/demon/lich/asian in disguise

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>when you get season 2 plat players in your team in GM

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>>168312376
>>168312554
That feel when started playing on consoles and barely got to 3000 in second season. Swiched to PC, got placed to 2900 and climbed to 3400 in week. It's not really that different if you just use controller

>>168312984
I mean it gets easier to understand when you realize which ult is a channel, and which ult is a transform effect.

Maybe it's because I've played WoW for ages and understand how Blizzard tends to design channels vs. transforms/buffs but that's just me.

Thematically it makes zero fucking sense for sure though

Give me a honest answer

Is this game worth buying right now?

>>168313483
Wait till its 15 bucks.

>>168313435
Realistically hacking should just stop your ult anyway
Not being able to stop some ults arbitrarily just contributes to somber sucking balls

Our enemies are red

our teammates are blue


victory is sweet


and so are you

>>168313381
Except not really because a mouse is far more accurate then a controller also your one example is worthless

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>bite the bullet and buy 10 lootboxes
>mei emote, three different lucio highlight reels, shitty poses
>still no wujing reinhardt i've been grinding this entire event for
This is hell.

>>168313558
It's true the distinction means she doesn't stop some of the best ults. Mei's ult could use another counter for sure.

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>>168312171
As the characters get more developed and fleshed-out, I honestly hope that this is what Mercy's personality is like.
Just thinking that this is how she is now only makes me like her more.

Anyone else get tilted by grind monkeys in competitive. Just hit low diamond after 7 hours of comp play totaland the abuse grind monkeys with 100+ hours give out when I instapick s76 pisses me off

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Sleepy spider

Post ideas for Overwatch Saturday morning cartoon.

>Junkrat being paired with Hanzo for a mission in Hanamura
>Getting up to wacky hijinks between uber-cultured Hanzo and "once slept on a real floor and thought it was wild" Junkrat

>waaaaaaah, no heal!
>need heals!
>we lose cause no heals!!!

t. Sombra

>>168312252
You forgot shit-speckled face.

>3v3
>I pick Mei because why not
>Guy on mic picks Soldier
>He dies instantly
>"This Mei is a fucking dumbass"
>I'm the last one left
>I manage to take out their Soldier, Roadhog and D.va by isolating them with wallhax and we win

LITERALLY SHAKING BITCH

>>168313796
Well if you think about it Ana was loved by all the men going by the voicelines.

>>168312252
I thought those were arm hairs and not scars but that drawing is so shit you can't really tell

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Are you ready for loli Pharah to be abused?

>>168313906
What the fuck? Most Sombras just take their own hacked health packs for free ult charge

>>168313087
>>168313314
BURN THE WITCH

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Snu snu skin for Zarya when?

>>168313828
What does she dream of?

>>168314294
Best way to help refugees

>>168313620
You do have to acclimate to mouse aiming however general gamesense is large part of the game and is pretty much the same on any platform

>>168314294
Tracer. She gets flustered whenever she wakes up and pretends to have dreamt of nothing if anyone asks.

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>>168313796
I'd like anything that isn't pure and completely selfless, from a greedy bitch counting every second she heals someone to a lovecraftian horror masquerading as an angel.

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>>168314059
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

SOLDIER IS NOT A BEST PICK FOR 3VS3 REE

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>>168314294

this
>>168314498

>>168314526
I pick McCree in 3v3
Fight me

>>168314526
jack morrison belongs in the dumpster in all modes

>>168312972
That would explain the abysmal range on pulse bomb

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What skins did you not open?

Reinhardt
Zen
White Mei
D.Va

Had plenty of gold to buy them but just didn't like them enough for 3000

Jack Morrison doesn't need your pity. Jack Morrison does what Jack Morrison does best.

>>168314643
shut up gabe

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WHEN IS THIS FUCKING EVENT GOING TO END

>>168314642
Better pick Hanzo
Seriously if you can aim he is better in 3vs3

>>168314760
Well blizzard noticed that there was a massive surge in box buying near the end so.. never.

>>168314731
I got Junkrat, Symmetra, and D.Va, and I don't want any others. END THE FUCKING EVENT ALREADY I WANT TO PLAY

>>168314731
I have enough gold for Rein, but I can't bring myself to buy his skin. My inner jew won't allow it. He's the only legendary I need to complete the "collection", so it's a shame.

>>168314787
I can aim, just not with Hanzo
I average 60% accuracy with hitscan heros, but when I play hanzo I can't hit anything

>>168314952
Just do it, it's his best skin.

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>>168314732
You're damn right I know what he does best.

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>>168314059
>She likes making love w Jack in front of her mother making her jealous and showing off Jacks Great White Whale taunting her mother to lust after him again. When Ana motions towards her desire Pharah says she must wait and rides Jack to mutual completion and Pharah orders her mother to crawl on hands knees to cleanup daddy 76 cum coated cock

>>168314959
The whole thing with drawing the bow throws me off a bit personally
Too used to just shooting on a dime

>>168315037
But 76 is gay

>>168314525
blame the guy making it (hopefully it's not for lewds)

>>168315037
>white guy
>clearly a chink

>>168315089
76 is an American, being a fag is unconstitutional.

>>168313954
I didn't realize until just now that you could do that wit Mei when the wallhacks are active.

Thanks anon.

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>>168315339
>unconstitutional
Wrong.

>>168315339
That's why he's on the run from the law

>sjw still havent complained about the noose spray.

Who are your top 3 most hated heroes to play against? For me it's Widowmemer, Pharah and Streetpig.

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>need 5 wins for 2 boxes
>3 hours not one win

>>168313865
>Reaper and co. have a day off and go outside
>Overwatch members think they're up to something and ruin the day
>they end up fighting each other in a shopping mall using whatever they can pick up because OW is too poor to pay for collateral damage and Talon members didn't bring their weapons

>>168315693
Rein, Ana, Mei.
Rein makes the entire game a slog match of "click whoever leaves the colored box"
Ana is overall a pain in the dick lol i sleep u lol i grenade u lol wonky hitboxes
Any character that slows your aiming should be culled during concept stages and the lead designer tossed into a stove.

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>>168315626
Suicide is a choice and a freedom and is to be celebrated not discouraged

How else are they going to get rid of the white man!?

I forgot, are the end of season rewards based on the highest rank or the current rank? So far, my highest rank was my current rank at the end of the previous seasons so I couldn't tell.

>>168315693
Hanzo, Mei and Ana

Please don't pick a Roadhog in 3vs3 if you can't reliably hook people

>>168315854
t. Reginald Badkid

>>168314731
I only wanted D.va's, Ana's and Mercy's which I bought on day one. The rest I got in lootboxes, the ones I'm missing are Rein's (which is garbage) Hog's and Zen's.

Glad this cancer chink event is over soon

>>168315928
Don't play 3v3's if you want loot boxes.

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>>168314520
I'd take a generally sweet, well-meaning character who's occasionally a smarmy cunt.
Like Yen, but less pushy.

>>168315990
Rein's is easily the best of the bunch

So why is Mercy on attack and Koth not a bannable offense yet?

>>168315876
Highest

Which is good because I dropped from mid plat to high bronze lol

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Why is the year of the rooster event still up when the 13th has passed?

>>168315928
Please don't play 3vs3 if you have any form of self-respect

>>168316052
I just prefer his other skins.

>>168308954
kek

>>168316113
Isn't it like 9 am right now in America?

I have 3.5k and I have all skins but Zen, but I never play him and Ifrit looks way better anyway

but muh exclusives

wat do

Am I the only one that thinks Mei being able to stall in ice cube mode is fucking dumb?

>>168316087
ok I can still play as master then

>>168316281
Anyone with invulnerability can stall

Holy shit the Tracer VA is playing with some fag on a For Honor shitty stream.

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Hmm

>>168316240
If you care about exclusives you're gonna regret not getting him, anon.

>>168315516
>"love support and them"
>not "love and support them"
Back to the image editor, anon.

>>168316131
>>168316034
It still the fastest way to get boxes.

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>Got Reinhardt skin from the last box from arcade

Fight the jew, don't buy jew boxes.

>>168316361
So what

>>168316361
You can't say that and not link it.

>>168316428
No, the fastest is Brawls by a mile. The KotH maps only last a single round.

>>168316437
I will resist until next Halloween,
Then, it's as many boxes as it takes until I get Witch Mercy again, but on the right account this time.

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>>168316465
>>168316467
It's actually a ruse

>>168316410
I didn't make it Michael Pence did.

>>168316527
Why not just save 3000

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>>168316654
Because I forgot about that.
...
This is a better plan.

>>168316749
spooky

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>>168316437
Haven't bought a single one ever and I've gotten pretty much every skin from every event that I've wanted.

And I'm only lvl 306.

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>>168309847
Sombra isn't even viable until master
>>168309645
pic related

So when I try to move the mosue very fast across the mousepad it doesn't work well. What could be the problem?

>>168316343
zenyatta cant stall during his ult

but even if he could its still stupid

How do I aim better with torb's gun's both firemodes?

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>>168316074
I sort of understand why you don't like her on Koth, but attack? She makes it so your tank never has to leave the payload, and who can say no to a five-man rez after you eat a classic Zarya/Hanzo ult combo?

valentine's day video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK0CayEBf4o

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>>168309645
Keep playing until you become jaded.
Do this with everything in life, instead of running away from something that hurts just keep hurting yourself with it until it doesn't hurt ever again.

Then learn to enjoy it.

What level are you guys

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>>168316958
312

>buy Tracer highlight intro because no idea when servers shut down
>get it in the next level up box
REEEEEEEEEE I swear they do this on purpose

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>>168316958
Get on my level faggots

>>168316910
Feel the Hanzo, BE the Hanzo. Become the broken-ass head-seeking hitbox you want to see in the world

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>>168316378
You have found balance. Of this, I approve.

>>168304740
>not playing conservatively as fuck
>sitting back and picking shots because you know you will lose while autists scream and rage at you like idiots

Yeah, no, I'm trying to preserve as much of my SR as I can buddy; won't be fucking that up for some critical idiot who has been dying the whole game.

>>168316958
656

>>168316219
10, but its still the 14th