/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>over half my hours are afk/idle
Well well well look whos got an excuse for their skill level now

>>168261590
Frankly the only reason I care about my rank anymore is because of the number of hours I have and I'd be too embarrassed if I were anything lower than mg or something. I wish I could just take it easy at lower ranks and have fun games while drinking, but it'd be too embarrassing when people would see my hours.

>>168262330
get an alt then nigga

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Pizzagate.

did someone spam the board or the general literally just dead

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(reminder)
m0e is our guy
(end reminder)

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>>168263710
this desu

>>168266638
It's incredible how poor some poorfags can be. Get a job, bro.

how are brand new cheaters so bad? i play a lot of arms race, and it's pretty easy to see when someone on a brand new account just bought a cheat and you still shit all over them. same with casual. why even cheap when you're so bad you still lose. i'm mg, i shouldn't be able to destroy someone who can see where i am at all times.

>>168266217
someone please post the BRING HIM SKINES one i think i lost it.

>>168266923
This.

>tfw people add me because of my inventory
>thought they wanted a mm boost or something
>nope, just thinly disguised skin begging, usually starting off by asking for a comp game, then a $30 skin, since I have so many
>I tell them flat out nope
>"haha wouldn't it be sweet if I got some skins like yours haha"
>Asks for tips on trade-ups, give them to him, figure out he's a twelvie, talks about how he doesn't have a job like me
>A week later asks for skins again
>Nope
>"C'mon man! Just a 70c skin, that's nothing in your inventory!"
>Le block and unfriend reddo

Fucking cunts.

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>>168265023
waiting for the eye doctor so im gonna post some memes hope you like them dudes :)

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I never played on pc until just a few years ago so I didn't play through the 1.6 and source days

Did source add anything at all? Seems like GO is what source should have been.

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>>168269035
source made it modernish so it was easier for people to get into and it got a lot of mods and shit. i'd say it had the most community content not counting skins.

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>>168269302

>>168268787
I don't even have expensive skins. I just find it beyond pathetic to beg for skins. If you want 3 cent or 50 euro skins and can't afford it, you could neck yourself as well.

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>>168270438

CEVO is so trash that an admin literally had a cheater on his team, and didn't bat an eye.

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>>168271231
Cro is kinda buff, I thought he was just fat.

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>>168271231
ok doctor is back see u all later :3

>>168269139
Are you sure?
I've heard modding 1.6 is miles easier, but then that's no more than ''having heard''.
Though the lower graphical standard must have made mapping and weapon modding less difficult, no?

>>168269035
Source was literally pointless, what it added was the descruction of the best 1.6 mods.

>>168271725
it gave us the current versions of maps like Nuke and Inferno and made Valve realize that balance is important, lest the next game fall victim to people only ever buying M4A1/AK47 + Deagle

>>168272237
gonna add onto this by saying it did actually try to add new maps, but Port and Compound are fucking atrocities so it really didn't

it also made cs_office funner with all the breakable shit

>>168272237
>it gave us the current versions of maps like Nuke and Inferno

Literally wrong, stopped reading after that retarded opinion.

>>168271725

it had good surf maps tho

>>168272464
but anon, CS 1.6 Inferno is an atrocity and 1.6 Nuke has a largely different B site in regards to Secret

old Nuke was basically a Half-Life level, not a Counter-Strike level

>>168272910
hello reddo

>>168272910
Old nuke was weird

I'd wish the new one had both tunnels honestly, secret was obvious a needed change for the terrorists, but I liked the old tunnel for the cts as well

>>168272910
1.6 inferno was great you fucking source babby cunt nigger

>playing with friend who is silver 4
>game is harder than my mg games

really got my noggin joggin

>>168275113
Because they just do crazy ridiculous stuff and don't hold any usual angles or flash/smoke. Playing a silver game is literally like playing Call of Duty.

>>168277614
Nice reply retard.

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>>168277626

>>168277614

no it was because of anime cheaters with blatant walls

nice guess though

>>168277227
Silvers are so bad they become very unpredictable
Plus there's smurfs so you don't know whether the player you're facing is a silver or not which makes it even more unpredictable

>>168272689
Maybe it's nostalgia cause I literally only surfed in Source so I was also kinda disappointed when I started playing GO last year. Source def had better surf maps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1ofyT-5ig
lmao no one has shit to say about subroza in a positive way what a faggot

>>168271231
who's the cute girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2oK_umJRs4

which one of you was this?

>>168283308
>girl

>tfw asthma attack and can't sleep

>[not enough to kill someone] in [a lot of hits]
stop buying armor in pistol rounds ree

>>168283308
Cro picked up a lot of prostitutes and showed them off on stream and twitter.


That whore could be a ladyboy for all we know though... very likely considering all the fucked up shit Cro did on stream

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good shit

>Change my hdd since i realized it was about to die
>suddenly i start clicking on heads properly

wew lad i was playing on linux but i dont think that the OS change was making that difference

>>168278017
This. I can't use any of my gamesense because those retards run away from a clear site and camp spawn.

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>>168286152
stop shooting feet fagg

why are there so many nigger hackers
its unbelievable
playing for a week and I got a 70% hackerrate
fuck valve

What is the most likely rank I will end up with after I have my 10 game wins?

Is it normal to play games along na'vi players? I played with pasha and faze one match.

Does mouse and mouse pad really matters that much? I am playing with 5eu mouse and no mousepad and do fairly well in public servers and not that shabby in comp.

>>168287349
Silver 2-3

Can someone type !playlist on steel's stream..? i'll erp ..

>>168288315
>watching reddisteel's stream

So /csgo/ did you DM for 30 mins today?

>>168288315
idk what he was listening to when you posted but hes been playing Rage Against the Machine.

>>168288816
>only 30m
this is why ur shit

>dming at all

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post em
>tfw shit

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new record lads

>>168286752
>changing your OS just for easy hacks

one week without playing: i have lowered by map pool from inferno, dust, and train to just dust, but i still drop 30s on it

So I just remembered cso2 is a thing and it made me wonder

It runs on source, right? Why aren't any of its maps available for css or csgo

I can't find them, anyway

>>168261274
Context of tweet?

>2017
>not running a "cheating demo review" channel on YouTube where you over analyze high level play and call cheats on everything despite being a silver at best

>tfw all your favourite dm servers are always full and you are too greedy to buy a reserved slot

>>168298730
lurppis playing at asus rog

i want dazed to stream

>>168302124
idiot

happy valentine's day csgog

>>168300034

>not goofing around in valve DM/cashul

>>168302742
am i gonna have to give you the goofballs?

>>168302591
y-you too

>>168288158
Ended up with guardian 2

why do you call me idiot?

>hard carry my team
>topfragging
>dropping weapons
>be nice and polite
>make ONE (1) stupid mistake and don't clutch 1v2
>"OMG NOOB FUCK YOU UINISTALL LET'S KICK HIM"

Jesus

>>168305307
honestly, i've been playing a good amount of prime, and this doesn't happen anymore are you maybe european (lower quality of human) or playing non-prime?

https://twitter.com/NRG_ptr/status/831468346990227457
>marke gonna get deported
>daps going back to his bf mixwell
>ptr dead
rip NRG

>>168286752
You should be using the command that loads everything into ram

who will be my anime valentine.. ;_;

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Reminder that n8 is gr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exfKk51dRxg

Any community that gets attention by pretending to be gay will eventually be flooded by actual gays who mistakenly believe they are in good company.

>it's a reddit is defending marke cheating in rank s again episode

>>168308062
>implying nate is pretending

>tfw no anime gf

>>168308621
>furfag
>faggot
this is what happens when regulars have fun, a faggot comes in and thinks he's accepted.

yee_lmao1 our guy??

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>cheaters in dm
>cheaters in casual
>cheaters in ranked
>cheaters on faceit
>cheaters on cevo
>cheaters on esea
>cheats literally getting posted on reddit now

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>>168312460
>>cheats literally getting posted on reddit now
Mind explaining how you've come to acquire this information

LE here, I need help with my mouse settings.

I'm playing with 800 dpi and 1.77 sens, so around 1400 effective dpi.

Now I discovered that my windows mouse speed is 5/11 instead of 6/11.
I don't know if I'm good enough to have problems with pixel skipping but I want to change my wps to 6/11 now, just in case.

How should I change my in game sense to match my current speed?

>800 * 1.77 = 1416
>1416 * 0.75 = 1062
>1062 / 800 = 1.33

So 1.33 sens?
Is this correct?

>>168313642
rawinput on

>>168305643
European here. There is a good chance to get matched with 1$ phone number russians who use the ingame chat as some kind of TS or Skype replacement and only speak english to insult you.

I don't know if the 1$ meme is true though

>>168290871
My record is 41/50 head sized targets on stage 1 and around 30/50 on stage 4.

>>168313949
If I do this my ingame speed will go up, won't it?

>>168261590
Only the wins count.

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>>168314102

>>168314193
Am I missing something? Does enabling raw input ignore the windows mouse speed? No pixel skipping for me then?

>>168314458
yes, yes, i dunno what you mean by that

>>168314628
Ok thanks bruh

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>>168314857

>>168315521
what the shit
I thought missharvey is a qt pie

>>168313096
a friend on skype told me someone shared potential cheats on reddit, I didnt believe him so he linked it
it was on r/vacsucks and the thread was about this:
https://www.freelancer.com/job-search/cheats-esea-undetected/1/#13083457

>>168316443
Hello, reddo.

>>168316563
not an argument

>>168316603
Hello, reddo.

>>168316681
cry more, your tears are delicious

>>168316853
Hello, reddo.

>guy uses push to talk when I'm in 1v1 and can't hear if guy is scoping in or defusing or anything to tell me when to "go" and "dont go"

amazing if only you could shut the FUCK UP retard

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>>168316905

>>168317209
Hello, reddo.

>>168316381
Me on the right

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>>168317264
cry retard, cry

>>168316381
serves the edgy ginger right

>>168317424
Hello, reddo.

Is there a good video archive of common smokes/flashbangs for maps?

I've found a couple on Youtube but most people just make one and never make another.

Does anyone have that pictute of a terrorist reloading which says bangin?

>>168317646
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGgyXmQEwD6t9irFf390nCPYL8l2v1CgT
most of them are useless/not that useful, but i still like the option of having more instead of less. already has 7 of the more popular maps up.

>>168317974
This is what I was looking for, thank you

>>168317486
>>168317264
>>168316905
>>168316681
>>168316563
>capital letter and punctuation

hello reddo

>>168319057
Hello, reddo.

>>168319540
What kind of silver match is this?

>>168319442
see >>168319057

>>168319904
Hello, reddo.

>>168320152
see >>168319904

>>168320543
Hello, reddo.

Why is 1.6 glorified by everyone? What made it so good compared to CSGO?

Sounds like pure nostalgia to me.

>>168320682
see >>168320543

>>168320886
Hello, reddo.

>>168320921
see >>168320886

>>168321059
Hello, reddo.

>>168321109
see >>168321059

>>168321272
Hello, reddo.

>>168321347
see >>168321272

So this is the power of /csgog/, hm...

>>168321485
Hello, reddo.

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me in the red

>>168321547
see >>168321485

>>168322130
Hello, reddo.

>>168322159
see >>168322130

>>168269035
source added barrels and rubber tires for you to run into and bounce off of

>>168322481
Hello, reddo.

>>168322594
see >>168322481

>>168322845
Hello, reddo.

Can you both please stop

>>168322925
see >>168322845

>>168323270
Sure. Let the reddo keep spamming.

>>168323270
It's ok, the redditor wont handle the pressure and will give up on his own.

>want to play CS today
>don't want to be judged by other players for playing a video game on Valentines day

>>168324175
The literal only people who'll see you play are those who do the same

>>168324247
Yeah, but that wont stop them from talking shit still. People are just like that.

Why does my screen go black when people kill me rather than showing my body/who killed me??

is this a new meme

>>168324428
>>dude ur so lonely lmao
>>y-you too

Get over yourself tbqtfh

>>168324797
>Get over yourself

What does this mean?

>>168325192
it means to stop feeling sorry for yourself and move forward

>>168325358
I'm not though, I just want to avoid people talking shit for no reason. It's annoying.

>>168325589
sounds like you should find a better hobby
and a better website

>>168327376
hello reddo

>>168327593
I asked you politely to cease that

>>168327708
see >>168327593

>>168327593
The reddo is at it again.

When is valve going to fix misaligned crosshairs? Reddit told me that's why I can't get over nova 3

>>168327947
see >>168327837

Roses are red
They are nice to smell
Taxes are theft
It's time to rebel

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>>168328085

Is it true that it's harder to rankup if you have many wins?

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The Nate is now silvwhore 3!

Imagine being so bad, that you lose to nate, and he outfrags you.

>>168328660
>losing to professional player is bad

>>168328616

>silver
>muting people
>not playing in voice_scale 0 or voice_enable 0

I'm sure ANY comms from like silver~mg are low impact as fuck and you can just look at you rradar and have better info than from any of your teammates

>>168329686
most people in low ranks are total retards, some are useful and just callout but a majority are underage and just scream down the mic/rage after every death as if that's useful

>tfw have a decent low-slotted cheat with private builds
>play on main with friends, have some okay-ish skins
>really tempted to inject to get a slight edge in mm
>knowing my luck VAC would get some sort of update 5 minutes before injection and i'd get vacced

playing legit isn't so bad i guess

>try to have some fun in casual
>private profiles with no profile picture who happen to have great "gamesense"
>obviously new accounts with little playtime and every achievement unlocked
>obvious wallers
this game is fucking shit

>>168330159
>needs to cheat in matchmaking

You people are disgusting, if you're gonna cheat at least be getting money out of it

>>168319540
what the unholy christ is that viewmodel

>>168330159

>cheating

just be yourself man

any improvements you make legit will reward you better than all the wins you get from cheating

Should I fall for the stretch meme or not?

>>168330738
yeah i know, it'll ultimately improve me as a player. funny enough playing for a couple months with just chams/sound esp did help me learn common spots and get crosshair placement down

>>168330972
Nah bb (helps me focus on the center) or full screen. Stretch is autism

>>168332673
hello reddo

>hungry
>win
>eat
>lose

really vortexed my cortex for a second there faam

>>168332905
Hello, reddo.

>Tfw there's two literal twelve year olds on your team

DELETE THIS

>>168334521
You're triggering me.
>Play
>Kids can't aim for shit
>Constantly talking
>VoiceEnable0
>Text chat
>"YOU HAVE TO CALL OUT"
>Go into the half
>1 quits at round 17
This game is hell to soloqueue.

>>168334875
Don't forget the "drop me ak/m4" almost every round because they die or if they see you pick AWP then that.

>>168334521
>have 4 russians in my team
>one of them sounded like 12 years old
>gets bullied the fuck out by the grown up russians
I honestly couldn't tell if it was funny or horrible.

>>168334241
see >>168332905

>allumette
>npk
lol

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How would you change dust2?

>Get rid of literally impenatrable barrels on both bombsites
>Get rid of cars
>Make doors more wallbangable for assault rifles

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>Dumbass kid (actually sounded like he was 12) starts getting mad at me for not buying a defuse kit when I couldn't defuse in time
>Also didn't like my smoke on outside
>Teamkills me twice
>Gets autokicked in the last round for too much team damage when he accidently shot a different teammate (not me)

>>168298073
I'd still really like to know

>>168339001
Copy 1.6 dust 2, and update the textures. There, perfect dust 2.

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What does this say about CSGO players?

you've been winning your games son

>>168340295
I won two and lost two today.

I got a triplekill using nothing but my revolver though!

update tonight. updating cache, nuke, overpass, and cobble

>>168339001

>add tunnel at outer long a with window for nades
>remove skyboxes over b tunnel
>make fast cat solo-able
>offset lower tunnels and cat so you cant see lower from cat and vice versa
>tunnel stairs removed and added ladder room instead to connect upper and lower
>remove ninja on a for room similar to toxic on nuke

>>168320689
Weapon balance was pretty good.

A pistol didn't out perform other guns, they were all pretty much equally powerful if used right. Instead we get stupid bullshit like rng first bullet inaccuracy and 90 damage dinks with a 5.56 round.

sometimes bullets go through walls
sometimes they don't

>>168342218
things fall apart

https://clips.twitc
h.tv/steel_tv/GracefulSardinePeteZarollTie
>cheating in rank s
milez0 pls watch

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>>168319694
>>168330712

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this could be us but you didnt attempt to exterminate half of yugoslavia

>>168334990
>win a 4v1 with awp
>top fragger: drop me awp, I'll buy you an m4
fuckers

I wonder if some csgo org ever tried to stealth install cheats on other players' org to get them banned

>>168342870
>>168319694
I can't imagine playing like this without those silhouettes
what does it look like normally

>>168343532
>install cheats on enemy's PCs to get free win
>you lose and they don't get caught

>>168343532
kqly

>>168342596
wtf i didnt think ricke was a cheater

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>someone walks around a long, long hallway with no cover
>they have a shotgun

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Why is MG-MGE rife with people who cheat? I haven't been able to win any games in 2 months due to walling/aimbotting. I'm stuck between MG2 and MGE even though I lose every game.

Is this what having cancer feels like?

>>168345601
ive only had people in mg ranks cheat when i play cache and mirage. all other maps are fine and even dust doesn't have cheaters (on prime)

>>168345601
git gud

>>168345926
Yeah those seem to be the most prevalent maps for cheating...

Is there a VAC nuke coming soon possibly? I read somewhere that VAC hasn't been as active.

It annoys me that camo works.

>>168347138
>not being colorblind
lul

>switch to 4x3
>raise sens
>get better

10

ten

>>168345601
mg ranks are just outside the peak of the bell curve for the player base (nova representing the bulk of the population)

Basically there's a good chance most of the cheaters populate the slightly above average bracket (so right into the mg ranks), since they're just average/shit players given an advantage, but still too shit to make full use of their cheats. Mg ranks is where most of them would end up being at.

Sorry anon, mg are probably just shit ranks by nature. Things should be better around dmg-lem, until the proportion of hackers rises again in smfc/global.

operation dropping hot?

>>168355752

thursday my man

>>168356186
What is this meme?

>>168355617
Is that why MGs - MGEs always rush like there was no tomorrow? I don't think I see this in any other ranks.

ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN MB

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>this patch

$120ish to spend, mm global, near 2.4k hours in csgo, what knife should i buy (ive played vanilla knives the whole time up to this)?

>>168360528
none

buy games.

>>168360687
I have every game i want at the moment, and there's none that im looking out for in near release.

>>168360528
buy a new mouse/mousepad

who's ready for dreamhack, will you be supporting /ourslavs/?

by /ourslavs/ you mean @TheNorthIsHere

>>168361715
>supporting danes

this is something I cannot get behind

>>168361161
my mouse and pad are good

subscribe to esea/faceit then

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>No operation
>vac still shit
>valve got butthurt enough on reddit to pretend they care about cheating
>another update is a pile of nothing
>next major probably half a year from now
It is unironically time for bloodshed.

you think splyce will make a comeback now that they have a decent roster now?

>>168363458
>>valve got butthurt enough on reddit to pretend they care about cheating
???

>>168363745
Someone linked it on twitter lemme find it

>>168363852
>>168363745
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5u2xly/eli5_why_are_spinbots_not_autodetected_or_atleast/ddr7ydq/?context=3

>>168363990
Oh
I don't see it as anything unreasonable from valve
I don't like valve much either but frankly I don't really hold vac against them much
Anti cheat is legitimately an hard area to develop in, both in a programming sense but also, in a large company such as valve's case, an ethical one (intrusiveness and such). Cheat programmers also always have the upper hand in the race.
Like they said they have to parse through literally millions of games and people, the data involved is tremendous.

It sucks that cheating is so prevalent, but there's so much valve can actually do in their case

>>168363990
>The good news is that we’ve started this work. An early version of the system has already been deployed and is submitting cases to Overwatch. Since the results have been promising, we’re going to continue this work and expand the system over time.
This is a good thing, right?

>>168363990
I don't see anything wrong with this besides it being on reddit

>splyce lost to literally whos
just fuck me in the ass already

>>168364848
its probably a lie is what it is

why is silent playing for ml?

>>168363990
>>168364848
this so such bullshit rofl

>>168303303
No you didn't. If you legitimately got ranked mg2 after 10 wins without being carried you would be on track for global/semi-pro status.

>>168307765
Reminder that you should kill yourself

>>168319540
>you will never have arm extension cheats

>>168315521
>>168315859
she's literally older than Taz

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>>168328085

I hope we get more people here tomorrow for dreamhack.

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>>168368238

>>168366557
Why wouldn't he? Rush isn't playing today, and he did create the team.

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>tfw youll never lay in bed with juliano
why even live bruhs

>>168368419
esl/esea rules probably. the casters said he's with them till the end of the week though

Man, ML are fucked when Silent leaves.

Burns is easily the biggest cuckhold beta nu-male silver shitter CEVO admin.

>>168368419
http://www.hltv.org/news/19836-rush-replace-virtus-with-silent3m

root is straight shook. that last guy forgot to buy armor at all

>100 mb update

>Is not a new operation

>>168370538
its not Thursday yet

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>>168371907

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one of the cheesiest pics ive ever seen. and the fact that he is a literal manlet

>>168370086
>Rush isn't playing today,
>>168368419

>>168371907
https://youtu.be/H3a5pFbpjSY?t=1m21s

c9 or nip who is the most dead roster?

>>168371907
astralis
north
misfits
gambit
tyloo
nip
faze

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/186859713957330946

>>168372240
would

>>168372240
It's not cheesy. It's gay.

>someone's talking shit
>can't think of a comeback
>tell them to stop stuttering
>stutter while saying it

Guys...

>>168266217
thanks moe assad

You ever think about small changes that'd make maps radically different?

Like what would happen if on dust2 the CT's spawned on mid and the T's more towards long, for example.

>>168376914
Telling them they have a small cock is by far the most easy and effective insult.

>>168379496
No it's not, because you can't know if they do.

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leave it to me

>>168379691
Fatko is on optic now? What happened to shitquid?

have you been living under a rock?

I just don't follow irrelevant scenes.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=154316055&token=L1DTd6Yp

trading bayonet ultraviolet (mw) for vanilla bayonet or anything else around the same value

>>168379632
Doesn't stop them from getting very angry.
You then follow up with it by saying they have kleinfelters. Talk shit about some birthing hips, and once you're on that train, it leaves the station. People can't recover from small willy insults that have good followups.

>>168379691
>I will eat this car

>on a 4 game streak
>afraid to play more for fear that streak will end

>>168381754
I don't know dude, whenever someone says I have a small penor, I don't get offended, because I know it's not true.

>>168382362
Maybe you're autismo
If someone tries to insult you, not matter how untrue, you don't just sit there and take it.
Bite back unless you want to be the whipping bitch for the rest of the game with the cunt.

>>168383030
If I don't like my team, I mute them desu senpai.

>>168383030
Maybe you're a small dick 12 year old.

>>168383316
That's the spirit, you virgin

>>168383207
That's how you get kicked

i mute my team sometimes and never been kicked.

>>168384081
How can I be a virgin, if I spent valentines day with your dad?

>>168384241
Easy, it doesn't count if your boipussy is the one being spread open.
To stop being a virgin you gotta do the dicking, and to a girl (female)

>>168385009
disinfo

>$10 shipping on the steelseries website for the hyperbeast mouse pad
Welp I guess I'll buy it off the valve store since it's cheaper

>>168385054
;>)

>>168385141
You have to be 18+ to post on this website.

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>>168371907
astralis
north
vp
gambit
sk
nip
faze
navi

>>168384081
>That's how you get kicked
No you don't unless you are getting carried.

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>spend thousands of dollars on skines
>play on a god awful stretched resolution so everything looks like pure shit


explain this gotards

>>168371907
THERE'S A MAJOR RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW OR WHAT?

>>168371907
Astralis
Optic
Virtus Pro
Gambit
SK
NiP
Faze
Navi

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>reach dmg
>still to scared to buy awp
>sometimes I lose games becase we don't have a decent awper

Ok, /csgog/ redpill on this fucking thing how to get gud with it

Let me handle this:

>Be me (Who else I can be?)
>Some random guy on my friend list invites to play comp
>Why not?
>Start doing all the carry job
>Winning 13-10
>being second with 21-11 score with 4 MVP
>Suddenly miss an AWP shoot after killing two guys in long
>They start apeshiting and start a kick votation against me for "trolling" meanwhile they are memeing
>14-11 round they start the "troll kick" again meanwhile they laugh and shit
>Votation ends 4-1
>They actually kick me
>I lost my score
>I lost my mvps
>I lost my fucking time
>Idk if that tards could win
>I just stay watching the home page
>"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust"
>ApeshitmodeON.png
>I starting to list all my shit with that 50% cunt part of the community

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What advice can you give a guy who keeps up in damage but always loses every 1v1?

>>168388595
literally aim for the head not the fucking chest

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>>168388595
Also apparently I deranked because of that match. brb suicide

>>168388387
deathmatch
play awp only servers, practice peeking + holding angles

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>>168388770
Here's a montage of me getting fucked endlessly. Please critique and let me know how terrible my crosshair placement is...

1 of 2

>>168388387
>>168388978

And aim well before shooting. Shitty awpers forget the aiming part.

>>168388978
Thanks, I'll try

Is crouch peeking a meme or does it actually work?

>>168388387
Fast reactions, high sensitivity, good timing, siiick fliques and a good idea where the crosshair will point when you're done flicking

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>>168388770
2 of 2

>>168388508
You're retarded. You keep your mvps. If you get kicked your performance will just be assessed with less data. If your team lost after that it doesn't count as a loss for you.

>>168389084
Rarely works, sometimes catches people off guard. Better off strafing then crouch perking and aiming in one fluid move.

>>168388508
>has random people on friends list
Why would you do that?

>>168389028
you're very slow, it's like you hesitate whenever you see someone.
your crosshair placement doesn't reflect your grandma reaction time.
you crouch spray at close range.
when someone is constantly strafing into the same angle you're holding, (0:11) don't try to trace them. You fire ~10 bullets and mr. pistol strafes back out while your aim is resetting.
you second guess your spray a lot and stop shooting before people are dead.
aim for the head your hs% is ridiculously low.

I just had a match where a player abandoned before the match even started. I'm so fucking mad right now, why is this a thing???!!! The match should not start!!

>>168390387
>only 4 join
>match cancels
>5th guy joins for 0.1s in warmup and disconnects/abandons
>game starts

really gets my noodle baking

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>>168390284
thank you

>>168389028
Most of those look like the shit I'm used to.
70~ ping vs 22 and under ping?

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Thanks to the anon who pointed it out in the other thread. Most of my games I get 10 ping less.

The trick is to become less aggressive. They aren't lucky shotting you every time, it's just the server doesn't show you them stopping by the time they've already killed you. I'd suggest you git gud at awping if it's a ping issue, cus it's the only way to make sure that bullets you shoot first actually register as a kill.

>>168391357
you can do better anon.
in most of the clips you are aware of enemies positions and are prepared.
use your utility, focus on outplaying them and not get caught up on outaiming.
it also looks like you may have fallen for the low sens meme.

>>168390284
what's the best practice against mr. pistol if you have a rifle? don't trace him and just shoot hoping that he will strafe in your crosshair?

I guess it's better to predict ecos and get smg but still

>want gloves
>they aren't dropping in price
wtf magog?

>>168392204
just use a glove changer my dude

>>168392158
you won't always be rebuying when they eco.
keep more distance in the first place.
hold the angle and tap when he strafes out, this is much easier from father away (ie the woodpile on banana)
committing to spraying and hoping he walks into it would be a valid tactic for a bad situation where he has such a big advantage in mobility at close range. again spray the angle, not tracing him.

>>168392204

Shit case.

I don't even open cases much these days because;

>I open only cases that I have received as drops
>I prefer to open Valve-made weapon cases, not community-made
>I don't get older case as drops
>newer cases have dogshit horrible weapon skins that only 12 yo babbies use

I was thinking of making an exception in coming summer and stockpile some esport summer cases to open just for the lulz.

>>168389278
Rank is based on MVPs and not wins?

Does that include KDA?

>valve dm
hahahhahah HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

do all these cheaters seriously want us to believe they have perfect hit registration and accuracy in servers that literally do not register more than 30% of your shots?

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I'm in Japan, where do I find US players to play with so I don't get matched with mongoloid mutes?

I have friends that I usually comp with but timezones means they sleep when I'm awake.