Lore Edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES/
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/27381
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previously: >>168145370
1st for Penis Dota
>good boy guides
How does this faggot have thousands of views? He has like a 2k knowledge of the game.
>>168199201
youd be surprised how many <2k players there are
>>168197905
penis
smelly dotards
>>168199830
where's crystal maiden is a slut poster? you cmfags are getting out of control
>>168199201
>>168199740
Yeah as much as 4k gets trashed on, I was pleasantly surprised that 4k means the top 16% percentile if this is true:
https://www.opendota.com/distributions
But yeah good boy caters well to the casuals. Most youtubers that have success do.
>>168200241
There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.
He has like an hour long video talking to some jungle beamers on how he gained 600 MMR playing necromancer and it's really fucking apparent goodgoy has a miniscule understanding of the game.
Along with that David b Bowie guy.
>>168200241
>MMR Distribution by Country
God damn, Korea strong.
>>168200241
idk if opendota got around it, but before the graph was quite skewered towards high mmr players since most people that use opendota over dotabuff are more 'invested' in the game with it being lesser known n shit.
they may have gotten around it now/its become more known or whatever though
>>168200848
They haven't.
There is a disclaimer at the top of the page: "his data set is limited to players displaying MMR on profile and sharing public match data.
Players do not have to sign in, but due to the opt-in nature of the data collected, averages are likely higher than expected." and its only "1.8m players".
But obviously the takeaway is that there are heaps of low-tier players below 4k that are not accounted for.
>>168200445
>There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.
Casual catering to casuals. Same thing.
Ugggh god I just fed like shit to a Pudge
Whole team flaming me
He just knew how I was going to dodge every single time
Feels so bad
>>168201289
Who were you?
>>168201289
If he knew how you were going to walk then you were not dodging but just walking into hooks.
>>168199201
Isn't it like the same deal with Baumi?
They don't even have a personality, just a 2k echobox to tell noobs what they already think they know.
>>168201473
>>168201289
5 bucks he tried to dodge by walking in a straight line.
hello?
>You will never have a comic where CM runs to Lina in tears as Lina learns that she got doomed while ward setting in the jungle and barely escaped with her life as she now has to live the rest of her life as a DOOMED person. Now fated to bring misfortune and pain to those who even associate with her and experiencing a neverending ending torrent of mental and physical pain.
>In perhaps the only moment of sisterly love Lian comforts her sister discrete hiding the fact that anyone DOOMED by Doom himself who lack the inhumanely large amount of magical power to remove it is after death their soul is teleported straight too Doom himself where they live an eternity of suffering.
>Those DOOM personally has interest in become a part of his unholy harem and CM beiung the looker she is is guaranteed in it.
>Now it's just CM walkign by and Lian laughing at CM for getting doomed before telling her that there'sa medicine for that but refuses to tell her the location of the closest doctor so she has to walk around Doomed which is the equivalent of dunce cap
>>168202369
>>168197803
Sauce on that OP image?
>tfw our stupid Cunt Maiden wastes all our wards on a tree and dropped our gem on top of it.
>>168202905
>Enemy buys a gem to counter our Riki
>We recover it and dump it in fountain
>Our Dazzle grabs it and runs off alone into the enemy jungle
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing
>"Chill I'm just gonna deward real quick"
>He dies trying to deward Dire inner cliff
>Call him out on being an idiot
>"Relax it's just a game bro"
Dump your art pieces. Go.
>>168202885
Here you go lad
>>168200241
I've never understood why is there such a huge spike at 4k, my only theory is that most people stop playing ranked once they hit 4k and just use the number as a digital penis and show it to everyone.
>>168203417
>break 1/2/3/4/5/6 whatever milestone mmr number
>show ur mmr again
>lose it
>hide mmr again
or as you said, get above certain mmr point then tell yourself ''whatever I'm happy with that number''
but unfortunately, also account buyers
buy 4.5k account, drop 450 mmr, ''oh shit my e-peen i must stay 4k'', stop playing ranked
>>168203242
>>168203716
>>168203832
>>168203926
>>168200445
Hands off my peru boy you fgt
>>168204013
>>168202905
What do you mean?
>>168204204
Almost done with my dump
>>168203417
You pretty much nailed it. Staying in a certain skill bracket is more important to these people.
After all, "4000mmr and 4999mmr are both "4k mmr" but 3999mmr is "3k mmr""
>>168204325
Aaaand /dump
>>168204424
>>168204582
>moe
>death stare
..Guess its cute
>>168204727
meant to post this one first couldnt find it
h-he~o dotards ~ !
>>168203417
meh, i personally got stuck on 4,1kpartymmr, and really cant seem to be able to advance any more
>>168204817
wow so cute!
>>168204582
strong slavic nose game right there
>>168203361
Come on, I seriously can't find anything. Help me out with this.
What's the point in playing this game if you are a shitter and will never get better ever?
>>168205779
if you are bad at something and dont enjoy being bad, you either quit or you git gud
>>168205779
This game is just hero arena to people who don't understand the advanced mechanics. If they have fun they'll play it.
If it's no longer fun because they've hit a wall then they'll quit.
monkey king is so much fun
How badly will china burn this time?
>>168206083
>>168206194
God Shanghai was fun. I'm Chinese but there was something oddly satisfying seeing all of the Chinese teams get all the bottom positions as if it were some sort of divine intervention happening.
Or everyone just going along with the script.
>>168206194
provided newbee dont choke they should get atleast one team in high placement
>>168206194
Wings and Newbee are playing decently, the rest of the teams however...
>>168206194
the sword on the newbee logo triggers me so much. it would be so useless as an actual sword
>>168206665
na dud its just angles
>>168206194
>>168206402
>>168206657
>>168206624
The Chinese only care about TI don't they because thats where all the big money is.
>>168207125
top/famous Chinese players like Burning make more money from salary + streaming than from winning TI
Winning TI is less of a financial motivation for Chinese players as it is for Western players
>>168207191
However winning TI means that you'll be invited to every tournament the following year (season?) which also allows you to get more money.
FUCK ICEFROG FOR NERFING MY WIFE ONCE AGAIN
>>168207191
Yeah I think that for chinese players TI is the place where you make yourself known as a good player, that way people are more likely to show to your streams.
>EE plays with a framed picture of anime girls next to his computer
Does this make you better at dota?
>TI6 ended exactly 6 months ago
fucking hell
Is this the new instawin meme hero?
How do you even counter him without picking other meme heroes like Necro?
Apart from a shrinking contingent of animeNEETs, the gulag is not truly retarded
The gulag knows that it is dying
it knows that its game is dying
it knows that its time is short
>>168207860
Listen, buddy. Here's the real redpill
4chan is dying and has been ever since Chinkmoot took over. Thanks to /pol/, reddit and 4chan are literally indistinguishable. Enjoy the anonymous shitposting now, these are the last days of BadReddit
>>168207969
just because your shitty hugbox is dying doesn't mean the site is dying
>>168207191
>>168207305
>>168207552
"Prestige" and "Honor"
>>168207780
The fuck can you even do with this hero, its basically a bad slardar.
>>168208016
Time for the knowledge bomb
This site is literally only visited by beaners
>>168208016
>>168207969
>>168207860
Reddit is the place to be for normalfags.
>>168207780
Rush blink?
>>168208173
is that the fappening
also
>using google search as a metric for 4chan
wew
>>168208206
>Reee the normie boogeyman , etc
>>168207860
maybe im ignorant, but I feel d2g is the only alive general. It is around for a while now and people actualy post here. For me perosnaly I come here for esports stuff. Reading stuff from animeneets and blogshitters is too much
>>168208312
For me, it's d2g. The best fast board general.
>>168208148
cent is badslardar in the first 10-15 minutes and in the first 5 min of lane(since he dont have sprint as escape), but in many lineups, a global cd escape/initiation tool scales much better than slardar single target vision and armor reduction (which can be purged off by euls, manta, lotus, all very popular items)
not to mention cent aghs is just ridicolous, and once cent gets a hood or vanguard he outfarms slardar by a ton, which means that bkb's/hearts/aghs are not far out at all
so heah, he is badslardar in terms of getting a 10-15 min blink and ganking around, but past that centaurs ult opens up a world of difference in how you can take teamfights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdXYd4d-78
im crying lads
>>168208713
Slardar brings a different thing to lineup than Cent. You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.
With Slardar you pick an anti-carry that can, in a gank or a pick off before fight, help you melt a fat fucking core hero like that..
>>168206194
EG will fucking roflstomp all of these shits
>>168208813
>You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.
I see where you're coming from, but I feel that slardar is much more useable in the early game when he gets lvl 5/6, and instead of joining up with his team he goes to a lane solo to farm and preassure, and then have his team look for fights as 3 or 4 and use his ult to initiate, whilst centaur goes vanguard or hood and then KEEPS farming for that blink and THEN he starts being the initator
dont feel like silencer is the same, especially not on support since he will get his lvl 6 much later, and of course it has like twice the cd
>>168208813
I think Slardar is offensive while Centaur is defensive, but practically fill the same role: Initiator with good mobility. Still are both anti-carries.
>>168208713
But considering we're in a deathball-ish meta and games end relatively quickly, why is he so good if he is a slow starter?
>>168208972
I don't personally subscribe to the dichotomy of skills as defensive-offensive as most of the skills, even the most defensive skills like Grave can be used "offensively" by slamming it to 10hp Huskar that's in a fight extending his aggressiveness.
This is Kunnka. Say something nice about him.
>>168209016
That's an exception,
most cases grave is defensive because most heroes aren't at their peak when they are about to die.
>>168208982
>Why is a Global haste good guys
>>168209057
He's good at cucking people who refuse to go euls or bkb
Theres a 70 minute game going on where both sides have mega creeps.
>>168209057
Can you X-Mark the spot a glimpsed hero?
>>168209126
Yes you can. That's why Disrutpros can never kill kunkka
>played with a finnstack
I thought all the memes were just memes. They really were the most frustratingly useless wastes of space I've ever played with
>>168209395
Centaurs talents are good. Also level 25 aura or stomp?
>>168209854
if you have good str, tanky team and more than 1 rightclickers on the enemy team, then its good
>>168209395
So should I get gud at Tetris now
would anyone be interested in my stream? Im 5k slav, I like memes and can answer stuff in english
>>168210459
no unless you think you'd enjoy a game that's like 99.9% mechanics
>>168210551
I'm down to watch but I have one request.
I want you to pick a core, queue EU and be the most obnoxious Russian player who spams ping and won't shut up on the mic, like, just say "cyka" a lot and make it seem like you're complaining.
But then at the same time I want you to switch to perfect English and say overly complimentary stuff to your supports and commend people on their plays to confuse them.
>>168211015
https://www.twitch pesdota
Im down dude
>tfw you drop below your recently achieved goal because of a broken-english, echo sabre, shadowblade axe
>>168200241
>7th Vatican City 1066 players, avg mmr 3436
>>168211278
>tfw the pope has higher mmr than you
>>168211278
Based pope
>>168205213
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WIFE!
What is the memest build and memest hero right now
I want to go beyond ordinary memes here
>>168211775
she can smell your bullshit from across the room
>>168211954
what did he mean by this?
>>168211934
Negrophos.
>>168207615
>framed picture of SAO
EE can't get away with this.
>>168211934
Rapier BH
>>168211934
Carry Venge
Again
>>168211070
>when you enter some unkown stream and the streamer gets visibly excited by having someone watch their streampic related when it's too late to leave the stream without feeling like a dick
Sometimes when I use my mic, and someone says something mean to me, or makes fun of me, something happens to my throat and it closes up turning my voice squeaky and high pitched. I just can't change my voice even if I try when that happens.
I think this is because I get scared of people and I subconsciously try to make myself seem harmless so that I don't provoke them and try to get the threatening person to take a liking to me and protect me because I've given them subconscious hints of submission(high pitched voice).
How do I deal with this?
>>168212290
>necrophos in almost literally every single front page game
IS HE THE SLEEPER HERO
>>168211934
Midas force/euls/lotus/atos etc offlanearc warden
>>168212360
Don't make fun of me.
>>168209057
Nice cleave buff this patchtoo bad cleave is a dead mechanic
>>168212290
There's a really useful technique for regulating your voice, just make sure to take a breath, focus on annunciating properly in a baritone voice while moving your mouth carefully around the nasty man's penis
>>168212609
Why would I give a sexual favour to someone that's bullying me?
>>168211469
>>168211426
The pope is a fucking acc buyer.
>>168212725
That's how bullying works anon
>>168205213
Does getting operated make russians better at dota?
>>168211934
idk, magic damage radiance ember felt ultra meme when i first heard about it
>>168212824
ask fng
>>168211775
Najs cameltoe
>>168212290
Suicide?
>>168212262
THANKS FOR COMING ANYWAY LAMO
>>168212609
excellent
Please honest guys, how many of you shitters shitpost on /d2g/ more than playing the actual game?
>>168212786
I don't enjoy it. Its not a joke okay?
>>168212914
Stop.
>>168213064
if it's not a joke why am I laughing?
is tusk good again? or still shit tier?
terrorblade needs a nerf badly
he's by far the strongest carry in the current meta other than arguably LD
he is the new cancer and way stronger than luna, especially because people are way better at playing against sd+luna nowadays
an amazing 55.4% winrate in 5k+
>>168213117
Because you're evil.
>>168212290
Try reading this helpful infographic, applying the techniques described to the mouth to manage your unwanted vocal fluctuations
to the anon who posted that thicc crystal bottoms pic last thread. thank you! I have blown atleast 5 loads and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.
>>168213432
I'm a carry player, thank you very much.
>>168213501
maybe that's your problem
your body is trying to tell you to be submissive to the real strong-willed carry players
>>168213439
THICC
>>168213382
hell yeah I love voltaire
>>168213615
oh god
GURL POWER
Did fucking w33 lose mid to Aui AND Envy? How shit have you to be to lose to BOTH of them in the same series? Jesus and people say he's better Miracle-(whom is still an overrated, yet acceptable player)
>>168213547
The world shouldn't work that way.
>>168213894
All you need is a little dick and you'll stop being such a bitch
how can i save my current keys configuration?
>>168213824
Mid's performance is 100% dependant on supports, there are no winner mids. That's why Ana got first place in his first valve event.
>>168214082
Ana nevr won the mid lane.
>>168214183
The range ban on redneck phones is off?
You're such a cuck lmao. All your posting is dependent on your phone. Here's a report to keep you changing your IP
>that player that only communicates with pings
>he expects you to help him
>Be Vengeful
>support
>mid game fucks up so bad everybody on enemy team is fat
>suddenly CK and weaver gets too greedy, gets killed by luna in lategame
>be death prophet allmid push lastplan
>suddenly works
Balanced game dotards
>>168214491
>that farm on everyone
I'm 2k and it doesn't go that low for me either. Weird.
>>168214848
yeah, i think im just a bad support though
>>168214958
No you have the same farm as pros do. But you're supposed to have more because your team has less.
where is treasure II reee
>>168214491
>those polygons
what the fuck dude, shitskin 3rd worlders should not be allowed to post here
>>168215262
yeah i know, i never really liked those edgy names anyway. once i see those edgy names in my team i have second glances that the game is gg
>ywn be this happy
>>168215391
im talking about your shite graphics. Your wooden PC is the reason why we do not get the best particle effects for arcanas.
>go to freeze to take out chicken filets
>realise I bought chicken clubs instead
huh
>>168214491
>shows match ID
>dotabuff isnt public
2k shitter
mirana is a woman
wtf is this gay bathtub shit
it's not funny
dota scene desperately needs pretty girls
>>168216430
Girls don't like dota.
What with Russian animals and their obsesion with Huskar ???
Everytime i meet a Huskar and oh and behold a fucking Russian, is he some kind of Russian folk hero that i didn't know of or Russians just like to play with muscular men in their udnerwear ?
>>168217052
russians and peruvians love that hero because it's a part of their culture of sacrificing their lives for their goals
>anime won the NA qualifiers
dotards?
>>168217052
He's a manly hero for manly Russian men. Unlike you faggot westerners who play manlets and women, Russians enjoy masculine heroes like Huskar and Ursa.
>>168206083
AND balanced, the hero is perfect
dialy reminder that your mmr is only important if your team can play leagues or tournaments
>>168217113
not sure how you got unfiltered but back to the filter list you go
>>168217672
a shame they are such shitty heroes
>>168217710
>have 3 9k+ mmr players
>1 irrelevant lan win
>still required to play qualifiers
ya no
This is beyond the joke, we have to do something about Reddit, in no time we will be having upvotes , i'm not fucking around here, they are insidiously permeating into /tv/ and a few other boards and trying to subvert them, by that there is a thread for instance about Dear White People, within minute there will be multiple Redditors discussing off-topic, /d2g/ is undeniably a Reddit colony and it needs to be purged, insta bans on anyone who claims to be from reddit, in fact i'd go as far as to say a global rule be introduced that bans Redditors from posting, anything to chemo the cancer.
>>168218191
start banning anyone who associates with the discord server
>>168216430
>game requires teamwork and advanced knowledge of the game that is learned from hours spent in and out of dota, while maintaining a logical perspective of the game so you do not "tilt"
>girls
oil and water
>tfw gameshitting and non-whiteness positively correlate
>this is your dota caster for tonight
>>168206194
Why the fuck are there 4 chinese from 1 qualifier region? And then 2 more from invites?
Is china becoming the SC2 korea of dota?
Dota doesn´t entertain me anymore
What do I do friends?
>>168208173
Most people who go to 4chan don't google 4chan.
Stop playing the sequel to the shitskin containment .w3x
>>168218660
no different than slavladder/dreamhack giving extra spots to yuropoors
>>168218758
stop vargposting
"A chink, in my amour"
How did Icefrog get away with this?
>864p60
Timbersaw needs some mana costs readjustments lads
>>168218993
isnt organization_pakistan dead
>>168219462
reminder
Who do I play to do the Atos quest?
>>168218004
I didnt say its enjoy-able, but since mmr is all d2g has to talk about.. that and player's dank mememennenenes
>>168219738
gg get
>>168213615
can you continue posting please
What is the Dota Two equivalent to the Banuta Door, pictured nearby?
Are people who kill other players in video games murderers?
>>168220248
maybe if you are a lefty nutcase
>>168220248
You are engaging in a murder fantasy. So you're a psychopath.
>>168220202
>>168220248
Only if the people you kill are less privileged than you.
>>168220248
http://grantland.com/features/line-explores-reasons-why-play-shooter-games/
what is the secret to being bad at dota?
>>168221089
be from na
>>168221238
why have yuropoors only won a single ti then?
>>168221238
ayy
anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.
he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.
"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG
What's the Dota equivalent of this album?
>>168221089
just watch anime, instant -2k mmr
not a single fucking reason to play this game right now
rip
>>168220205
that would be Icefrog's identity m8, no one knows who really made this game, no one knows who Icefrog is
>>168221849
what reason did you have to play in the past then
>>168209057
Boat is still a good spell, assuming you understand how turn rates work.
>>168209057
Tidebringer crit kills are one of the greatest things in dota
remember when they announced the date of post ti patchu to be 3 months away
>>168222784
how is stating that the patch will drop in fall the same as giving a definitive date?
icefrog here, ama
>>168223018
which pony puss would you like to breed the most
>>168223018
ghost revenant when
Which hero should I main?
>>168223129
?
>>168223249
not sure when new hero will be, in progress though
>>168223309
She’s like an angel… a well-hung angel.
>>168223309
Brocklesnarblade
>meme tournament soon, alright
>Alliance is playing
>>168223416
How do you feel about heroes that are eternally irrelevant in the meta like CK and Lina?
>Illusions now deal zero damage against buildings
there I fixed those broken pieces of shit heroes
>>168223584
>lina
>irrelevant
don't you remember 6.82
>>168223018
>It's an "alchemist who only builds damage items" game
my
F A V O R I T E
>>168223420
you posted this yesterday
>>168223878
because yesterday she was a well hung angel too
Can we please bury/burn this general already? This is dead as fuck.
>>168224445
how about i bury my dick in you
replace motpax camera with grant
Johannesburg Major when?
Considering you can have a major in a corrupt non-country that's actively in a war against itself valve should go the extra mile to at least make next major in a diverse place.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>168223815
>support alchemist
viable
>>168224501
How about I spook your boner away
>>168224445
still more alive than /lolg/
>>168224614
not happening with all those sexy bones
>>168224668
You're yet to see it all baby
>>168224667
Well uhh sure, we're also more alive than /sc2/; both statements barely mean anything
I think people are just tried of mobas
whats the next fad going to be?
How do i git gud at lasthitting with negrophos.
How do i win lanes against people that fight back?
>>168224752
thick moms
>>168224752
I think it's more of a case of people realizing /d2g/ is full of shit and plebbit to add it on that, so naturally anyone who has a bit of self-respect goes away unless they just want to shitpost for some period of time, which is what makes me visit this cemetery still
>>168224653
could a hitler hero save the game?
>>168224720
so really what you're suggesting is that we have a burial ceremony for 4chan
This man gives you 10 seconds to fix his professional dota 2 team or he fights you
Hardmode : no more than two roster changes, puppey stays in his role
>>168224920
sorry forgot the picture
>>168224979
Truly the best time of Dota memes.
>>168224920
kick pieliedie and midone
get better support and mid
>>168224920Bring Dendi
>>168225115
this t b h, puppey is the only one who can tame dendi's autism
>moonduck in charge of streams
>>168225327
meant to quote
>>168225142
>>168225484
>>168225115
>>168224979
god i miss puppey so much, what's he up to?
Is there a single Treedude set that doesn't look like trash?
>>168225661
T b h, the one in the Battle Pass is actually quite good
>it happened again
>>168225590
check out this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLjCvWxaONk
is CLQ a grill? pls confirm
Everything has been discussed to death. That's why we're dead. Nothing to talk about.
>>168225849
wow he's just like me when I played dota
>>168226082
everyone who has played team games has dome some kind of shit like throwing stuff around or at least scream at the monitor cmon, fucking zen masters get out
>>168226226
Only subhumans lose their tempers.
>>168226307
>puppey is subhuman
>>168226307
>yessss just sit there like a cuck white boi
>>168218763
cuz we are better at the game and have bigger scene.
>>168226528
you may have a bigger scene but the dac cis qualifiers sucked monkey dick m8
>plebbiturds still believe the KANG is op
Poor little souls, how did you manage to install the game.
>>168226528
if you are better than why do the chinkz dominate the ti victory column?
>>168209057
X is op
remember when everyone say HOTD is meme item
>>168226307
>900p30 -source
>they cant even put up their fucking 900p60 anymore
NINE HUNDRED PEE THIRTY
T H I R T Y F R A M E S P E R S E C O N D
God damn poor guys go DONATE what the fuck is wrong with you guys, they cant even afford to stream in normal 1080p anymore man (((moonduck))) needs your help
i hate supporting
literally have ta mid, she dies for fb, gank their midder 4 times with cm she gets the kills and she still ends up with net worth below me
not to mention the pa that would just wwalk around with bf not farming and i end up with the same net worth as her too
what's even the point
>>168227653
The human eye can't see past 720p24 anyway
>>168209057
Im so goddawful at him
>>168227725
you're the only constant in your games
>Shrines can't be killed at all times.
Why does Valve hate strategy
>>168227653
you complain about this everyday yet you wont just pay the $1 for the ingame ticket
how fucking entitled are you
>millennials
not even once
>buy goy book
>quests require me to play anything but the only hero i play
god fuckign dammit
can i even do the 150 trees challenge with anything but timbershit or windrunner?
>>168228373
valve thinks that turning their real time strategy arena game that grew to be the biggest e-sport event in history, into a battle arena game with no strategy will somehow make the game better or bigger.
valve are niggers. no one wants to play HoTS for a reason, valve, fucking NIGGERS
>loda
>>168227653
your eye can't see past 720p anyway
>>168228663
how about you just play the fucking game fuckface?
>>168228840
did you get a new tripcode?
>>168228860
r-rude
>>168225590
>>168228491
fuck you sunsfan im not giving you fucking dime
>>168228491
>be a terrible streamer
>ask for money
lol at jew mind tricks
The first time I listened/watched Grant I thought he was only pretending to be retarded, oh how silly I was
>>168228840
your eye can't see pastfiltered
who won DC or NP?
All of the circles on my "path of the paragon" questline are filled with sniper. What the fuck...
>>168229089
>>168229271
>expect top tier stream quality
>not willing to spend a dime to get it
entitlement at its finest
>>168229536
Are you this helpless? You couldve checked it yourslef
It's mindblowing how 4k players legitimately think they play well. If they could just pull their heads out of their asses and view their play from a more objective perspective, it's blatantly obvious, to even a 2k player, how many misplays they make.
Like, perhaps fighting 1v5 repeatedly isn't a good idea. Or perhaps having 0 regen in lane isn't a good idea.
>>168229585
and you are?
>>168229536
take a guess
>>168228967
no you know what's rude is you ruining a match for some poor souls so you can do your little gayboy quest, play the fucking game or get out you fucking shitstain.
>>168229649
I'm SVG you know the guy that looks like Jesus
>>168229797
sure u are
>>168229761
whoopity fucking doo
who fucking cares about unranked
i'm not feeding like a peruvian shitskin subhuman anyway, i'm just not going to completely steamroll the enemy team because i'm not used to those heroes
that means i'll just go 12/8 with timber and do my job you fucking monkey, not carry the game in my back by myself with 4 feeders on my team like i do with my og hero
i'm just asking if there's any other hero to do the tree challenge because my timber is just average and not team stomping
>>168230032
you know who is he claiming to be?
>>168229668
EE is the most powerful and coolest dota player of all time!!
can someone post the ember spirit farm vacuum pic please
>>168229606
>basic 1080p
>top tier quality
what
>>168230256
you want 1080p60 fps FOR FREE
>>168230157
but EE is shiet compared to W33 and is cringe
which one is better mooncuck or beyond the shit ?
>>168230446
>1080p60
>basic
?
>>168200241
>>168199201
oh boy that faggot started popping in my youtube list literally yesterday
at first I wondered why I'd never heard of him, but then I quickly understood
>top 10 worst hero list
>so uh... this hero doesn't have a very good winrate right now because uh... he's not very efficient in the current meta
boi I wonder how many ways he can say nothing at all
>Have to lower the stream quality to 720p60
>It stutters even then
Are they using a goddamn hamster to stream, or what?
>>168228491
I literally forgot tickets were a thing
>172 chumps watching meme mode in-game
>>168230086
>dying 8 times in a match
damn
>do well
>lose
>do poorly
>win
Love this game.
>>168231365
just a number i got my last match (we lost tho)
>>168228663
>>168230086
>retarded anime poster
>calling anyone else a shitskin
you're not fooling anyone Enrique
>>168231679
rofl what
i'm white, albeit not american
What if instead of TImbersaw's +150HP talent he had "5 gold for each tree destroyed"?
>>168230610
>mfw he put earth spirit in the top 10 worst heroes
>>168231754
Beastmaster, Windrunner, Enigma, Winter Wyvern, Ember Spirit, Jakiro to name some more.
>GOOD GAME
>SORY
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
JUST LIKE MY PUBS
>>168231894
>yeah lets buff this totally NOT okay hero
he needs to get his mana costs or int gain fucked, right now
>>168231971
enigma seems good, i always do good with that fucker when i pick him, thanks for reminding me
>>168232073
i'm not argentinian and i no hablo español
>>168231894
I don't know if it's balanced or not, but it would be fun.
>>168231754
YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE???
FUCKING APOLOGIZE FAGGOT
>>168232204
>timber afk literally farming the jungle
>fun
>>168232394
nothin' to apologize for B)
all i can say is that 6 million wasn't enough
>alliance
>>168228667
Have you-
Have you ever considered the
I know right, have you like EVER considered the CRAZY idea that you might've grown up with something as a child and-
Hold up, hear this
You might've grown up with something when you were a child, like a warcraft 3 custom map or something and, I know it's crazy but hear me out, NOT like it as much when you're an adult? Like you might allowed to like different things from when you were 6?
MOONKEK OR BEYOND THE SUMMIT STREAM GUYS ?
>>168199201
>It's a 2k balding british autist with a meme hat that doesn't do another take when he totally fucks up his enunciation of a sentence
On the TI8 panel, I guarantee it
>>168233139
In game
>>168233145
>Implying he won't already be there this year
>>168233139
>not watching ingame
fucking millennials
>>168233145
>check it
>he is actually genuinely 2.5K
>he first denied it was his account, then changed the name to "Goodboy's SMURF Acc" to try and damage control
HOLY SHIT
IT'S ACTUALLY A 2K SHITTER TELLING OTHER 2K SHITTERS WHAT THEY ALREADY BELIEVE
TOP KEK
>>168228663
Enigma phoenix batrider beastmaster
>>168233389
What wrong with 2k you dumb slav nigger
why is death prophet having so little impact, what the fuck did icefrog do to my waifu
>>168233508
Percentile-wise, it's like having a double digit IQ
>>168233508
the only thing holding 2K players back is themselves
it's amazing that someone would get into such an enterprise of keeping himself at his shit bracket by solidifying his shit opinions into youtube videos
that omni fucked up
>>168233614
>what did icefrog do to dota
ftfy. literally nothing in this game makes sense anymore.
Imaging losing a game you're ahead 42 - 13.
>>168234203
this
>he still thinks icefrog is le based god and savior
literally valve/gabedronism, but with names changed
>>168234391
Tbh they shouldn't even display kills as a score. Networth and exp of each team should replace the kill counters.
>>168234391
i would at least throw my headphones and break my monitor
>>168234391
>>168234574
i remember explaining my teammates multiple times when 6.82 hit that score header doesn't matter and that the team "behind" 10 kills can actually be ahead
wow professionals are so good
>>168234574
then imagine losing a game where you are 27k networth ahead kek
>watching meme esquirts when our boy is streaming
lol
I missed this whole match
>Handsken
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Loda has to retire holy shit
>having unecessary (it est, any) exposure to Deadta2, the shitskin containment .exe, the sequel to Deadfenze of the Ancients: All Sturds, the shitskin containment .w3x
Why would you do that to brownself?
>watchan comfy lyrical lacoste stream
>hmm that elimination tourney is on
>50-15, stalemate
okay guys someone redpill me on this
>"superior" aryan genes
>balding before he turns 30
Doturds?
Hot 3k tip: Jungle necro is viable.
>>168235486
>"hair" and "funky personality" are a sign of good genes
keep watching jewish entertainment television faggot
>>168235516
shut the fuck up goodboy
How the fuck is that game not over yet
>alliance cant close a game with a 43k networth lead
some of you guys are alright but dont go to sweden tomorrow
>>168235441
Alliance is shit and AF is just having fun. I don't think AF even gives a shit if they lose this game the mental damage will be more than enough for them.
SVEN BABY
Why is spectre so bad?
Her talents are worse than +20 stats and we all know it.
I think Alliance is gonna get rolled in game 3
>>168235691
dont go to sweden ever
>>168200445
What's wrong with David Bowie guy ??
>>168235486
i dont have anything against balding lads, but if you are balding heavily and you dont shave your head completely and you start hiding it with fucking hats and shit you should not be allowed to breath
anyone down to take a new player under their wing?
Even bitcoin
>>168236168
I'll teach you the ropes
>>168236168
What do I get in return
>>168236361
blowjobs
>>168236225
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110529367
ill be on the discord?
>>168236361a kiss
>>168236403
>>168236464
post feet first
>>168236361
karma
hahahahahaha die back hahaha
>>168236404
>kshitter
anon...
>>168236530
ew no why would you want to see my feet??
>>168236168
sent :)
>>168236579
not even korean mayne
aah this magnus
>>168236606
So that I can discern your gender.
>>168236404
>canada
Our girl!
>alliance won game 2
oh cmon
>>168236896
Only took them a hour family
Also /ourgirl/ is picked
>>168236806
There's no girls on the internet, you dork.
>>168233389
So... Basically if you come up with a gimmick, dick ride other people's information without understanding a fucking thing, you to can have views in the 30ks? That faggot produces a lot of content, it has to be generating some money.
>still no techies
why
techies is good now
>>168236937
well then kys
>>168236404
Are you a white canadian male?
Sorry I can't interact with you. I don't want to get shot.
>>168236975
Yeah. Alternatively you can just be a girl.
>>168236035
Because his pro game analysis is laughably bad and doesn't know why pros make the choices they do.
That and nobody wants to listen to a jungle beaner attempt to English.
>>168237051
ok.
>af will still get invited to kiev despite being this bad after fluking out boston
>Do the zeus quest in the goypendium
>Go 19-0
>Didn't even get one star
>Post about it on my blog /d2g/
How do I do this quest?
Okay, how do I meme myself into 4k by playing exclusively necro?
>AF.ThuG.
If you got the courier killed like that, thats death sentence in some rough areas
>>168237619
>sub 4k
lmao gb2 leddit
>>168237505
Go with your team I had to do it three times (2 wins 1 loss) because I play on the russkie server.
where games are either done in 20 minutes or you get counterpicked.
>>168237685
Thanks for the tip. Already on my way (^:
>>168237619
midas rush everygame
ad finem forgot to pick a carry
>>168237619
Just answered your own question there, bub.
>>168237398
no different than dc
at least af is likable
>>168236975
yes, you have to be ready to compromise your intellectual integrity though, if not straight up lying.
>tfw I realize that faggot might be the reason my AM picks are instantly followed by PAs and Windrangers who think they are being clever
ahah thank you goodgoy
Why is it that every time I get commended after 7.0 I get 4 commends. is this just some fucked up full-team commendation streak im riding on or does one commend equal to 4 or some shit.
>>168237505
fuck it took me a while too
basically the only opportunity you get to get 3+ people with a lightning is when you're losing and the enemy team is pushing
so throw subtly I guess, then comeback
>>168237505
hope your team gets a magnus/enigma/dork seer
that's literally the only way that challenge is even remotely possible on 3 stars
t. zeus main
>>168238332
>full magic team
>loloracle
Why bother watching.
is this how normies play dota?
go shower smelly dotards
>>168239004
im cleaning out my showerhead there was something black inside it
>>168238916
>le gamer couple xD
This is how attention seeking mongoloids play dota.
I am 100% sure that the entire time they were both uncomfortable and only thought about how it's going to be a "cool" story to tell or something "funny :DDD" to fit the gamer stereotype jokes.
>>168238916
The guy later died from thrombosis due to the fact that he had someone sitting on his legs for an hour.
So Ad Finem were shit all along?
>>168239004
>showering before Valentines Day
>not outwardly appearing as the most disgusting pitiful piece of trash to reflect how you feel inside
2K ladies and gentlemen
>mid
>Phase-Echo-Basher
>25 damge- 30 IAS- +10 stats
So I tried this last game and 3k aside it felt right. Going into late game, I could choose to upgrade Basher, go Manta or BKB, went Manta. Game ended before L25 but -7s on Bloodrite seemed the way to go. What would you have done? Do you even Cyka bruh?
https://www.dotabuff.com/blog/2017-02-12-the-death-of-splitpush
dotabuff blog always has interesting views on the evolution of the game
>>168239653
speak for yourself neetshitter, some of us normies have dates tomorrow
>>168239974
gtfo my board
"bounty rune collector" is my best lane/position
>>168239896
>not going Dagon + Euls + Force Staff + EBlade
>>168240124
>tripfag telling a normie to leave
something something about black tea pots
>leaving brood alone
wew
>>168240173
you do cyka but I was trying out something different.. I do favor Eblade late game, its just like a dagon but with good buildup.
You also forgot Bloodthorne, pun intended and straight up powerbuild. SILENCE over SILENCE
>Pick our girl
>Win
How is this allowed
When do the GOOD teams play?
>Ad Finem loses to fuckign ALLIANCE
>DC loses to fucking TEAM NP
These 2 days were bizarre
>>168240241
shut up
I want pugna to bear my children
>tripfags willfully shitting up the general
there was a time when anon would rise up...
>>168240741
Ad Finem are actually bad, they went 0-4 in DAC qualifiers.
I want ursa to BEAR my children
>>168240939
How did they do so well in Boston?
Are they just another team that can't adapt to new metas or what?
>>168240939
what happened at boston then?
>>168240939
af was the meme team in the boston major, i went there and everyone was going crazy for them
Dotards will defend this
>>168241112
rigged games to match yet another underdog to an actual team?
>>168241147
le ebin aghs refresher meme combos
>our guy slacks sheev posting
based
>slacks storytime
>>168241147
Aghs + refresher was great before they moved the int-steal to arcane orb
>>168241147
>play alch
>grief your od by giving him aghs
lmao
>>168241147
But muh free dmg
But muh free set up for refresher
>>168241147
it adds at least 325 damage now which is nice I guess but not worth 4200 gold, much less the potential to completely fuck up an otherwise easy fight
>>168241257
>our guy slacks
nice hero brood
1second bkb
hi
>enemy team has alchemist
>they also have Oracle and Dazzle
>every teamfight they all focus alchemist
>tell them to kill the supports first
>they don't listen
>they keep attacking alchemist and wondering why he is literally impossible to kill
>>168241775
get out
How do we save dota 2 discussion on 4chins without putting /d2g/ out of it's misery?
>>168241446
>but hes le cringe XD
What are the most broken/most hated items and heroes in the game now? I'm tryin' to make a meme
>>168242065
why
>>168242085
we could start by banning tripcodes
>>168238607
How does that even make sense? How are those supposed to be counterpicks? Oh no I have to buy MKB now?
>>168242148
>making a patchposter when you don't already know and hate all the meta heroes
>>168242148
Fucking PL ahgs is a massive pain in the ass.
>>168242085
Ban tripfags
Ban anime
More cropped porn
Shitpost in /lolg/
>artour fell for the for honor meme
How do we save him?
>>168242464
>More cropped porn
you are a genius m8
>>168242539
revert back to .88
>>168242101
He isn't funny despite trying really hard to be though.
>>168242731
>humor is objective and im the judge
What happened between Bulldog and Sheever?
They never mention each other or appear in each other's streams anymore.
>>168243030
Our guy ODpixel put him in his place and now he'll never talk to him or his partner ever again
>>168242921
who are you quoting?
>>168243147
Can you elaborate?
>>168243030
He got cucked
>>168243030
He got "cucked" by ODpixel but that ended up in him getting a much hotter girl
>>168242085
I see nothing wrong with current /d2g/
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/ea/Warl_level_10.mp3
Guess I won't watch OG vs Alliance ;_;
>>168243481
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/70/Tiny_attack_04.mp3
is Waga wearing fucking gamer glasses?
>>168243442
it was alot better in 2014 and 2015
>>168243806
hahahhahahah holy shit
>>168243732
I wish I was a girl. then i could put my 2k game knowledge to use casting games for the fatjew
>>168243973
or suck dick?
>>168243732
>AnneeDroid
thjat's a mute
>>168243481
BY THE POWER OF GORETH
>>168243973
/our jew/ LD didn't hire her
>>168244006
ew no penises are gross
I don't even like getting my own dick sucked
>handsken is using the singsing set
damn
>>168243732
What did he mean with this
>>168244085
oh shit I'm dumb
that would be cute if I were a girl
which moonduck member is anneedroid screwing that we have to put up with her
>>168244106
>he doesn't like penis
lol what a fag
>>168244164
that's not how she looks like
why do fatties always use a different angle or edited pics as their profile pictures?
>>168244164
why do they always draw fatties less fat than they are in reality?
>>168244260
I honestly think its Maut
>>168244164
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>168244260
MautNips all upon that ass
>>168244452
even Maut won't bother with her , I think its Zyori (he has a thing with THICC/FAT girls)
>>168244417
Same reason why so many picture of Windranger are drawn with large tits.
>gonna be
>gonna be
>gonna be
Holy shit this landwhale is absolutely unbearable. That's a mute.
is buttrider balanced now?
Hey guys any drawfags here? i need a new twitter profile, heres a photo of me, make it cute!
>>168244727
>all 4 skills at lvl 1
Holy shit thats crazy dude
>>168239004
I just did but it didn't get rid of the dotard, I'm stuck with it
>>168244452
"THERE'S GONNA BE THE QOP COMING IN"
I FUCKING HATE ANNEEDROID
LYRICAL AND CAPITALIST DO IT TOO. FUCK THEM
>>168244630
reminds me of clq. except shes doing it unironically
>>168244592
Thought Zyori already had someone desu
>>168244758
you're cute just the way you are bby ;)
if anything you could stand to gain some weight
my dick doesn't even wiggle for less than 400 lbs
>>168244452
Totally Maut, these tweets are proof.
Why has silencer been getting picked so much? all of his spells are so neutered compared to what they used to be
>>168245595
imagine having to fuck Maut to get a "job" as dota 2 caster for Moonduck studios
Can women be any less pathetic
>>168246308
well you take what you can get when you aren't that pretty
>>168245650
Probably because global silence since the profesional meta is more about teamfighting.
>>168246308
Imagine telling him to his face that you slept with him and pretended to be in love for him purely for the purposes of getting the job
>She doesn't even change voice intination
Have we found the Joe Buck of Esports?
Call ESL
I dislike Annee's casting so much that I'm actually listening to Waga talk about the game on his stream, how fucked up is that
Yesterday I was making of NA Dota, but seeing this shitshow today I have to say I'm sorry. EU is just as bad as NA
this grill is objectively a better caster than kotlguy, maut, etc
>>168246770
she's objectively the same and it's infuriating to know that the fact she is a she is the only reason she is relevant. then again almost none of these new-age casters/personalities really deserve their position. at least sheever knows she isn't a good caster
>>168246770
that´s not saying much anon
>>168246994
>literally feeling this mad and threatened
wew
>>168246770
>better than kotlguy
she doesn't even generate fake hype.
>>168246770
>better than kotlguy
i dont know about that man, he sucks but not that much i believe
>this many people threatened by a woman
>>168247305
threatened by what? the fact that women can be boring casters too?
>>168247305
>>168247402
>threatened
>loda is 4th on networth on sven
>getting outfarmed by troll, qop and a fucking windranger
>on sven
>cant even blink stun fast enough so that ana can't blink away due to cast time
There is no doubt loda is the worst prpfessional player out there. Almost gets me mad how fucking bad he is.
>>168247430
>>168247430
muh esports that must always be cast by white men
>>168247402
>Say something critical of a female
>It's because of their sex instead of just being a shitty individual
SJW logic, people.
>>168247714
shitpost harder
there is literally nothing of quality in her casts aside from talking fast while saying nothing
>>168242358
I don't know man, the best is when I get both in a game.
>PURGE
>ANNE DROID
FUCK
THIS
LIVE STREAM- Oroville Dam Spillway Imminent Failure Live Coverage -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTWyJ1LmDsk
>>168247714
>SJW fag in my general
Don't you have some shitty anti-trump demonstration to attend where you show your anger by setting random cars of innocent people in a city of a blue state on fire?
>>168247714
i would kill for a woman version of Tobi in his prime
>>168247780
>implying you aren't critical because she is female
>>168247929
>tfw no autistic qt redhead dota caster gf
>>168248062
/d2g/ shits on every caster these days are you serious
>>168247929
speaking of tobi, why did valve only call literally nobodies to cast the qualifiers?
>>168248062
I'm critical of everyone you fucking cunt, you just take it personal because you feel you are a special snowflake, now get in line and be insulted properly like everyone else.
>We want equality!
>Unless that means taking equal share of the negatives
>>168248276
>couldn't get dates in high school and beyond
>now overly critical of every female
wew lad
>they gave me ES
>Alliance
>>168248376
now you're just being blatant breh
Women are inferior to men in every way
t. gay man
>>168247920
why is the dam so dam(n) (hehehe) full anyways?
heavy rain, or just some heavy mountain snowmelt/rain?
only heard of this case last night
whatever happened to reverse captain's mode?
drafting the shittiest possible team for your opponent is a lot nore interesting that this desu
>>168248517
It's broken and the failsafe measures were designed by a woman.
>props to alliance i thought they were gonna lose atleast TWICE as hard gj fellow swedes
>>168248517
>rain in CA
dont think so anon
>>168248517
Cali got a shit ton of water in a relatively short period of time.
Amusing part is Los Angeles is still in severe draught, down from extreme.
California is regularly mostly a desert region, we just colonized it during a wet period. People will blame global warming when the water really goes but it's actually the regular for the region.
>>168248610
>brood, furion, zet, bristle, naga, pl, visage and razor are heavily contested picks
that sounds absolutelyfantastic
>>168248815
>hasn't been watching the news at all
Please give your parents my condolences for having birthed a literal retard.
>gaming glasses
>>168248935
>visage
lmao
visage reks lineups if they dont have counters for him
>>168248462
>everyone is equal and humans are the only organisms in the universe that defied evolution
t. beta virgin
>>168249012
>watching the news
Which propaganda machine do you partake in, comrade?
FUCK
>>168249012
At least they didn't birth a bully
>>168249146
it's a Commiefornia Fox affiliate so it's hard to know what's being shilled
>>168238553
DC actually won and placed high in a few tournaments.
>tinker game
fucking dropped
>>168249176
Try and reaarrange the following words to make a sentence!
Door
The
At
Wolf
The
Is
d2g are slacks apologists. You fucking faggots need to kill yourselves.
>>168249350
>they will never cosplay ogre magi
Why is this allowed?
>>168249176
>Get 5 stack
>Pick drow, luna, venge, lone druid, and Jakiro
>Push from literally level 1
>gg
is there any legit map hack for doto , in my last game the enemy invoker and night stalker always knew where we are ,i've check and there were zero wards, is it just luck or i'm i just being paranoid
>>168249551
>2017
>being threatened that females are better at cosplay than you will ever be
you need to stop
>>168249478
I always am sure to answer slacksposters for their folly
>>168249403
>2x "the"
>no "your"
Disappoint
>this is your mid laner for tonight
>>168249615
did nightstalker have aghs?
>>168249615
Were they pinging your EXACT location? If not you're probably just shit.
>>168249619
>want women to cosplay when they don't
>this is being threatened
I like your bizarro logic Anon
>>168247920
wait its flooding in california? what happened to muh almonds and muh droughts?
>>168249778
nah he didn't it and the invoker never miss his sun strike .
also they all predicted there team victory before the match start which added to my suspicions
>>168250084
post match ID
>>168249637
Slacks is retard humor for retarded 14 year olds and brings dota down as a whole.
>RED skywrath mage
what the fuck?
>typical support cuck
>>168249838
>replying to obvious bait
>>168250292
can u stop misidentifying legion commander
>>168250292
thats legion commander, not skywrath:^)
>>168250371
>2018-1
>projecting this hard
>>168250292
bruh its just a skin brah its cool so who cares lmao
who cares about easily identifiable heroes breh lmao
slippery slope? lmao brih dont make me laugh its just a fallacy broh the artstyly wont degenerate like tf2s lmao
>>168248204
what qualifiers?
>>168250371
why do you have that picture in your computer
>>168251161
Shitposting is my only joy
i decide to watch the game for a bit, in 2 minutes i see a sb leave a storm to die when he had full mana and a bh decide to go for a jinada rather than shuriken vs 100% evade brew. why are these faggots getting paid to play they suck
>>168251378
>why are these faggots getting paid to play they suck
because they're better than you
>Alliance
Is this the greatest team in dota history?
>tinker's networth
>>168251708
maybe if they get to 3 TI finals
Is this a memeduck thing? or is it actually in game?
bonus meme : dead thread
>>168251708
They are nothing without the jewish mastermind that pulls their strings.
god loda is so SHIT
>>168251708
me on the left
>>168250371
>>168251895
memeduck thing, I like it though
>>168251881
>Conan, what is best in life?
>Watching Tinker players get fucking dumpstered
>get home from work
>oh hey some meme dota to brighten my day
>Annie & Purge, Guest: Wagamama
We're hitting cancer levels that shouldn't be possible
Where's slacks to make it terminal?
THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL ARIZONA EVENING
>>168252374
fucking your mum like everyone else
>Nobrain attacks Roshan with CK Illusions
So this is the power of a 3 time Major winner
>2011+6
>no lapdancer hero
dotards?
>>168252723
qop
>Alliance is in a finals of something
oh oww
>>168253029
>Tourney of literal whos + OG
This isn't even a honeypot tourney, this is a meme tourney
>these are the finals
>>168251708
if they could just kick Ana and get Miracle back they'd legit be the best team in the world
>yea its loking pretty bad - purge
>>168253239
>n0brain on the carry
dropped
>>168253029
technically its a semifinals since the NA and the EU teams have to face off
>>168253393
>3 time major champion is bad
Gosh Darn
I can't believe OG actually won against THE Alliance what an upset
why is sumail the only good mid player?
>>168253724
>who is Miracle
>>168253724
because all the other good mid players are either more inconsistent than sumail or forced into another role
/d2g/ are true advocates of gender equality. We won't hesitate shit on women for being shit. We don't women on a pedestal.
>>168253029
yeah a memetourney that only they are desperate enough to take seriosly
>>168253821
He is shit
tomorrow is CoL vs PPD?
>>168253456
moonmeander has 2 major wins
would you call him good?
Thinking about reinstalling, did Valve fix the killfeed being on the wrong side of the screen?
>>168254147
no but they fixed ur mom being in my house
>>168254267
Does my mom know your parents? whats your name?
>>168250612
If you honestly can't recognize that it is SWM then you need to go back to r/dota2 and stay there.
>>168254374
Syed Sumail H.
>>168252110
Abathur was the only good thing about SC2. Too bad HotS ruined his model.
Drinking game, take a sip of water to stay hydrated every time Arteezy says 'actually' and die of over-hydration.
>>168255095
why are you so mean?
>>168254671
if you seriously think people can't recognize him then you need to go back to fucking tumblr you fucking shithead
>>168255095
>dihydrogen monoxide poisoning
>>168253708
>manta illus get dragged to rosh and issued an attack command when he used reality rift
What did the 2k mmr poster complaining about a 3 time major winner mean by this?
>>168255341
I've taught myself to expect all kind of retardation with plebbit. Don't be so sad you got called out though.
visage naked midas rush is the only way to play that shit hero
>>168254671
Pro tip, I was being sarcastic.
>>168255367
???????? are you stupid? over hydration can lead to your cells fucking exploding mate. It throws off your sodium levels and shit.
weaver is cute!
cute!
I don't remember the last time I consistently enjoyed playing dota. Probably some time in 2014
>>168256052
just play custom games
>>168254147
they moved it slightly higher now so it doesnt overlap with the UI but its still on the topleft
>>168255625
>drinking water will kill you
>you're supposed to drink a gallon a day
wtf who did this
>open EE stream
>EE is losing
>close EE stream and go watch RTZ
everytime
>>168256263
that's just so you get your daily dose of zion brand estrogen
>>168256052
Last time was when custom games came out and I as playing them with my brother.
>>168256263
It obviously takes *a lot* of water to kill you.
>>168256354
>>open EE stream
why?
>>168256449
its fun watching him win
>>168256052
I played a fun button mash game as invoker recently so I'm pretty happy.
>>168256593
>EE
>Winning
????
>>168255461
what?
If you are even remotely okay with red skywrath mages then you need to neck yourself
since when is gyros missile so broken
>>168256703
I couldn't care less because luckily i am not a flaming retard who need to make excuses for shit plays.
>>168256854
how the fuck do you stop 3 homing missiles from hitting you?
>>168256906
uh? what are you on about
>>168256703
Colour palette and maintaining silhouettes aren't necessary in character design, don't you know?
>>168256354
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT DRAGON
>>168256263
Its not the poison that kills you, its the dosage
>>168257015
>valve i lost my game because i thought SWM is LC please x((
>>168256970
bkb
>>168256263
you need a water filter goy
>>168257296
>45 days later
>slightly hairier and sucking his gut in
I dont get it
>>168257362
>he doesn't know about super male vitality
>>168257125
>>168257074
Said no one ever what the fuck you memester, there is literally no way of making a mistake or losing a game because you mistook swm for lc unless you are braindead, it just looks fucking dumb and just should have not been put into the game because it looks like shit you retards
Yeah great design on the whole red costume with a lion helmet on a fucking white feathered staff wielding birdman using blue clothes
?
White Nightstalker when
>dotard 2 is so dead that the thread from yesterday is still up when a year ago you could go through 3 threads a day.
So where did everyone fuck off to?
I've personally been spending more time in/svg/ and /domg/
lads why do i have
>3 winter 2017 treasure II
crates/boxes/treasures that I am unable to open? got them from the battlepass
>>168257871
its a beta relax TI5 just ended just ward his jungle
>>168257871
they are not done yet
you'll be able to open them later
>>168257871
not released yet
>>168257296
>tfw no alex jones hero
>>168257798
everyone committed suicide
>guy randoms
>gets brood
>re-randoms
>meepo
>feeds first blood
>abandons
A timeless classic.
>>168257918
>>168257928
>>168257936
I see, thank you
>turn on RTZ stream
>"swallow my cum"
"stick your fingers in my ass"
>>168257780
What why did you reply to me? I was agreeing with you that it looks dumb you fucking ape.
>>168257296
WATCH IT, GLOBALISTS
>>168257780
There were plenty of people complaining about it on that one r/dota2.
Singsing is streaming
>>168256354
>close cancer
>open more cancer
>>168258545
marmalade?
can fat people be malnourished?
>>168258545
Adelaide!
>>168258859
adelaide
>>168258518
Not an argument and also, there were people here complaining about the same shit years ago.
>>168258947
adelaide will you be my valentine?
>>168258880
Obese people are technically malnourished
>>168258880
yes because malnutrition still falls under malnourished which could be anything from dehydration or lacking in essential vitamins and minerals
>>168258887
adelaide
>>168259015
singsing is my valentine though
listen up
good streams:
yapzor
jimmy
ryuu
khezu
synderen
bad streams:
rtz
envy
bsj
waga
singsing
happy chad's day dotards!
>>168259138
I could be your singsing tonight bb
>>168259165
best stream:
Matumbaman
>>168259314
nah, fuck that guy.
but i did forget
good stream: fear
bad stream: admiralbulldog
>>168259256
>tfw you are spending tomorrow playing through the mass effect games because its the closest thing you'll have in a irl romance
>>168259256
thx cute anime girl
>>168259462
>bad stream: admiralbulldog
shit taste tbqh
>>168258260
Sorry m8 couldn't recognize the irony because it was along the lines of what the other retard was talking
>>168259165
u forgot to add bullcuck to the bad streams
>>168259256
thx, were about to make an explosive night hehe...! ;)
have fun fellow dotard.
https://youtu.be/ADgykgEcxwA
Just had a sip and ready to doturd.
>>168259256
>tfw physically you're a chad but mentally you're an autist
>>168260253
Maybe the SB parts of the video were recorded when there was this bug that displayed the new ward thing around you if SB charged you? The auto invoke sunstrike and cast looks nasty tho
>>168260872
why do you need to drink a soda to click a mouse and press buttons on a keyboard
>>168201289
walk in one direction perpendicular to pudge
then walk the other way
once he wastes hook, walk towards tower / team
>>168261184
do I look like a protractor you fucking nerd?
>>168261037
the curse of the dotard my friend
good looking autists, and purge is our prophet
are all of the mvp players in the same house or something?
>>168261184
and then good pudge will just walk at you and rot you because youre wasting time walking back and forth instead of running you dumb 2k autist
>>168261125
>maybe the guy that was clearly hacking as invoker wasn't hacking as lc
>>168261481
oh shit
>>168209057
You're my favorite hero but the meta hasn't accommodated you in a while.
>>168262663
>>168262663
>>168262663
migrate if you have no date today
>>168259538
i will be rereading my favourite routes from moeges
>>168223018
Is dota fixed yet dotards?
we are so alive we have two threads going onnnn yess
>>168264505
lmao get cucked