/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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psssshhhh

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check it, crafty

>>168163495
>coward because he's not dumb enough to just stand there in the open and get run over
You guys are like jetshitters, but on the ground.

>>168163495
>joins a job on call
>considered a coward by some random player

Leems segit

>>168165143
>Not standing still when people are trying to kill you.
It's Player vs Player not Pussy vs Pussy. I bet you lock your car doors faggo.

I've got an IGN crew invite, I am thinking about leaving gtag for it, what should I do?

>>168165823
Yes, go and stay go.

>>168165823
Join IGN crew sessions and grief to your heart's content.

howw make monie

>>168165823
I say do it man. You may never have this opportunity again. Good luck!

>>168166528
Spam heists until you can afford a CEO office. Then you spam VIP work until you can afford cargo and vehicle warehouses. Then you spam vehicle/cargo missions while spamming VIP work during cool down times until you kys from how bored you are.

Is driving in Grand Theft Auto IV SUPPOSED to be impossible or what? Is there nowhere in the settings (on console) to fix it?

>>168168301
Go to your controls settings and change the option to ON under GetGudFgt

>>168168491
Zing!

>>168168491
I'll take that as a no.

It looks like I'm just gonna have to avoid any mission that involves driving (which is apparently 90% of them). Might just not bother playing.

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>>168168542

>>168168610
Well how do you drive normally? You don't floor it when you're trying to turn, and you don't expect a car to stop on a dime. They made the driving in GTA 5 a little more fun, but there was nothing wrong with 4's controls, especially considering the traffic and map size.

>>168168301
It's a bug. There's only one way to fix it. You want to press the eject button on your console, take the disc out, put it in its case, and place the case in the nearest trash can. That makes GTAIV a much more bearable experience.

>>168168884
It's only possible to drive the speed limit and stay in your lane. Problem is most missions don't allow for that kind of driving. They usually require you to chase someone down, beat someone to a location or get away from someone.

anyone who complains about the driving in IV is a retard

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I've thought it was impossible to create a decent looking woman without using Zoe as parent for a long time.
But I wanted to try and create a white girl due to /pol/ brainwashing anyway.

r8 or h8

>>168163495
tbf you would have gotten blow up if he stuck around

>>168169625
explain how it's not broken

>>168170062
Because realism=good and if you think otherwise you are a big gay nerd with no life.

Anybody here know how to evade a ban?

bzt___ here requesting an invite to PC GTAG

>>168170923
yeah by being a good boy

>>168170923
Using a menu online.
I just got banned permanently for doing something as simple as grinding heists.

>>168170923
buy shark cards

>>168170923
Reset your modem and clear the 4chan.org cookies.

>>168169625
Personally I had no problem with it and even was able to drive around through traffic pretty fast by endgame.

I feel like anyone that actually can't get over it and just play the game is either autistic or actually just bad at games.

That's just me though

>>168168301
you get good. theres a learning curb to the driving

>>168171035
Yep

>>168173978
nah

>>168169625
remember when the comet was actually classed as a super car?

>>168169625
>people finally realizing iv was great and hating on it was just a shit meme

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>when you use your pole-dancing lessons to get on a motorcycle

>>168176136
>Responding to yourself.

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>>168177569
wrong.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12328198

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>Heists are literally the center selling point of GTA:O
>1 mini tutorial heist plus other 4 are finally added 2 years later
>never again hear about heists
>never get a new heist release, only more waiting room modes and clothes
>no, really, R* never talked about adding new Heists and never ever even mentioned it again

Why do people like this game?

R* is literally just a bunch hacks outsourcing some technology.

Where are my new heists?

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>>168178586
>male
>female
>???

Where is the rest?

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>>168178686

It's fun to play in closed or glitched-empty sessions.

>almost every single "open world" activity/mission is based on driving a vehicle from point A to point B
>everyone has a rocket launcher that can destroy it in one hit

Shouldn't rocket launchers NOT BE AVAIABLE in this game?

This is just stupid.

>mfw camping near someone's warehouse with 100 stick bombs attached to a van right outside

>>168178898
girlfriend (male)

>PLAY TIME: 4D 16H 11M
This includes loading time, right? because I doubt i spent 4 days playing

>>168178686
Heists aren't good business, players need to buy sharkcards to keep the company afloat, this is why they're pushing the weekly adversary mode so hard despite the payouts being anywhere between literally nothing and shit, giving players ways to make good money just isn't economically viable in the current market.

armored schafter or kuruma?

>>168179752
Kuruma gives more protection but I prefer the Schafter

>>168179863
More protection from bullets, I must add, but the Schafter can take 2 explosions

EH YU HAHAHA EH YU HAHAHA

>>168180606
is this song in the gtav radio? i never heard it there

>>168179380
Isn't Rockstar sitting on a pile of money anyway just from preorders? I'm curious as to how much money they actually make from them.

I really hope the reason why there aren't any new heists is because of Shark Cards but honestly it wouldn't surprise me anymore.

>>168182543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvxZWZcj6Lg

>>168182864
i see
thanks

>>168182982
At least it isn't Mingi

>>168183410
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

>>168183410
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

THEY'RE FUCKING WITH ME
SUBLIMINALLY

THEY'RE FUCKING WITH ME
SUBLIMINALLYYYYY

>>168169625
I liked it, but the people who say it's more realistic than V are full of shit and have never driven a car.

>>168184075
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WAR

>>168184451
I want to fuck you night and dayyyyyy

I'm a pervert

>>168184729
HE WAS A NAZI
BUT NOT ANYMORE

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americans pls add on pc
r*: Snilah

>>168185273
No. Stop asking.

>>168185627
why are you so mean? i just want to play with other english speakers instead of germans and russians

Anyone want to help me collect crates?

ign: MattNano

>>168185273
Repaint your Drag and I'll consider it.

>>168186534
never! i can do subtlety tho look at that saemon daemon behind it mmmm

>>168185273
are you supposed to be a clown?

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>>168186961
yes

good night gtag i hope i have lots of invites in the morning

>>168186736
wat

>>168187541
just join the crew if you want to play with gtag, nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p16l0F31JRs

Space had some really good tunes.

Can you transport cars with the wastelander?

>>168191027
Haha no, that would be fun, anon.

>>168191090
Fug. Is there any real reason to buy it then?

>>168191786
It's really good at fording for some reason.

>>168191786
It's basically a monster truck with passenger space.

>>168191786
>fun to drive
>holds 6 people, 4 of them with heavy weapons
>opens up an easy VIP work that pays $21k
>can swim in water up to the roof of the cab
I like it, it's not a smart buy like a buzzard, but it is fun.

>>168192219
>opens up an easy VIP work that pays $21k
Wow, so it practically pays for itself with 20 hours of grinding.

>>168192330
Stop being autistic, adding variety to the never ending cycle of sightseer and headhunter is worth plenty.

>>168192330
You can get that done in between the 300 hours of grinding you'll do the afford a fully upgraded office+office garages, 2 large warehouses, vehicle warehouse, buzzard, hydra, a high end apartment ,5 spare 10-car garages, and various other things

A hacker gave me every weapon in the game including a railgun. Should I be worried about getting banned?

>>168193176
If he didn't give you money then no, you're good.

Is it worth it to buy a clubhouse just for the freeroam missions and other abilities you get as president? I know the businesses are a waste of time but having a clubhouse just seems kinda cool and they're not very expensive.

>>168193621
It's good if you like bikes and want the health regen and free instant teleports. The missions are pretty worthless and slow compared to Headhunters though.

>>168193852
>The missions are pretty worthless and slow compared to Headhunters though.
They're a shitton more fun, though.

Cracked is the best mission. It's like a mini-heist.

>>168193914
I don't really like Cracked. You get shit for cash if you do it solo and the lost camp one is always annoying because of the respawns that attack you while you're cracking the safe. I kinda wish Rockstar would add new variations of Cracked where you could maybe hit a small Flecca or Maze Bank and get the full 20k you'd get from a Gunrunner or P.O.W. from a single bag.

>>168194175
>I kinda wish Rockstar would add new variations of Cracked where you could maybe hit a small Flecca or Maze Bank

That sounds less work than Rockstar adding more heists in the game, so it seems plausible.

Am I stupid for thinking the T20 may go on-sale this week because the Osiris was the last two weeks?

>>168179752
V12 is classy kurama is overpowered

Why not both?

Is doing upgrades from benny even worth it? Why should I spend upwards of a million dollars on a car when I can be buying multiple cars and upgrading them through customs?

>>168197018
Customs tend to perform a little better, and they can have a really nice aesthetic. If you don't care about looks, you're right that it's a huge money sink.

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

What's going on with piracy preventions? When you kill someone who gets on the yacht, they spawn back in the yacht (sometimes in the room that you're supposed to protect), instead of on shore, as was usual a few months ago when I was playing more regularly.

>>168166528
You play 2x $ & RP adversary mode for two (2) WEEKS then you buy CEO office and vehicle warehouse
Congrats you just finished GTAONLINE

What's the lore behind SecuroServ?

>>168196892
Not him, but Kuruma is cheap. Kuruma, Jets, and people who kill themselves the moment they get shot at, are the scum of this game.

What's the skinny on the bullshark t. as a way to deal with griefers? Is it supposed to increase how much damage your bullets do as well?

>>168182625
They are poor enough to accept sony's dirty japanese bailout money to make rd2 delayed on pc so the card milking isnt so surprising.

>>168197468
>play two missions
>get cheated money
>buy ceo and yacht
>complain that there is nothing to do
ha-ha remember 2016? Fun times.

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It's fake?!

>>168169864
>squinty eyes
>just that entire face shape in general

>>168201127
Bitches be fake n shit

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Look at how amazing ------Cat------'s outfits are.

>>168178898

I thought about adding an option "I invoke my right to identify as a special snowflake instead of one of the correct ones", but that would have distracted faggots like you from the real poll.

>>168201476
10 different outfits and not even 1 doesn't have that THOTtie look to it

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>>168201476

>>168202227
>being this butthurt over a joker

Calm down fatty

>>168178898
MALE TO FEMALE
WOLBACHIA

starting to really love my car
>rather walk in dirt then drive through it
>dont shoot thru my car windows like a nigger so my windows dont break
>keep car in mint condition at all times

is it autism?

>>168202826
You are becoming a real human bean

How did you guys actually get people to stay for all of the heists? How do you stomach the lobbies and retards and quitters?

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>>168203698
Generally a good strategy is to heist with friends or people you've played with for a bit.
>friends
Then play freemode, ask if anyone wants to heist in chat, and get a group together. Generally you get a play style going and it can work well. Long story short, don't que into a lobby of randos. There's like a 5% chance they aren't shit.

>>168203698
have friends
don't worry I don't have any either

>>168203698
doing heists if you wanna join drop you sc

>>168199234
>Is it supposed to increase how much damage your bullets do as well?
Yes.

>Pick up a hooker.
>Slam dunk dat puss
>She eventually gets out on her own because dick2big
>Start driving away as she pulls out her phone.
>Hear her ask something along the lines of "so did my tests come back positive?".
>Hit brakes and back up to listen to her.
>She has despawned.
WHAT WERE HER TEST RESULTS

>>168208635
>not shooting the hooker after fucking her anyway
it's almost like you aren't playing GTA

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>>168169864
The reactions of randoms are the truest measure of your character’s attractiveness.

>>168208718
Only did that back when I was desperate for the money in Vice City and hookers were all mute polygonal fuckbots. This particular hooker mentioned that she was doing this just to pay her way through grad school. She was just trying to get her life back on track, she dindunuffin.

>>168208768
That's probably because you're acting girly in the chat though

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Who else is painfully uncreative when it comes to paint jobs?

>>168209098
I would be a lot more creative if I didn't have to grind some dead gamemode that only homos do to unlock resprays.

>Vehicle cargo
>Have to deliver a Tampa across the map
>Constant spawning Banshee 900s that are fast enough to ram me when I'm moving at top speed

Look Rockstar, are the enemies supposed to be other players or shitty AI? Because trying to have both at the same time is retarded.

More vans when?
Armored vans when?
Rumpo-Custom Custom that you can actually customize when?

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>No way to get colored stock wheels without applying a custom license plate

FUCK ROCKSTAR STOP THIS NIGGER SHIT ALREADY

>>168209098
that defiler looks nice as hell

>>168203698
>join crew members
>ask if they want to heist
>repeat until you have 3 ppl
>heist
works every time unless there is fun, which is like never ever. You have a better chance at it when the session is slow.

>>168209098

Mines a sea of matte yellow and orange, smattered therein intermittent hints of black

Muh bumblebees

>>168209098
My garage is all pink and orange and lime green.

I'm sick of how drab every mother fucker in this game is.

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>>168211205

>pink, orange and if that wasnt enough... lime green

>>168194175
They don't seem to spawn infinitely so you can trigger them with the safe and kill them until they run out.

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>>168209361
I second this.

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>>168211436
Here's my character.

>>168211664
wew that's quite something

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>>168211664

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>>168211664
hell ye brother

>>168211436
Lime green with a darker pearl can look alright and a muted sunset orange can really make the lines of a car pop, but it needs to be supported with other visual stuff, you can't just throw a single color on a car and expect magic.
I've never found a way to make any variation of pink not look horrid though, it's worse than chrome for dominating the palette and making any highlights you add look wildly out of place.

>>168188247
Okay

>>168162496
R*: Snilah

i want in on the PC crew save me from russians

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I went to the hairdresser.

>>168169864
looks like shit m8, but at least it isn't another meth addict

>>168211664
>>168213152
jesus christ

are the servers down for anyone else? I can't log on at all

>>168199052
I never heard any but, clearly its some kind of Illuminati bullshit aimed at keeping the criminals of the world from being woke.

That's what I imagine anyway. Faceless company that has a rip off Illuminati symbol.

>>168213152
what kind of haircut you want senpai

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>>168213220
had some problems too joining crew members.

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>>168212257
Pink can look good.

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>>168213732

>>168213732
>i can't make a good looking character, so i'll just make as obnoxious character as i can so they'l think it's ironic

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>>168213732

>>168213997
>I can't be the person I want to be in real life so I'll make my 'bad ass' dream self in a video game instead

>>168214075
>i can't be a qt grill in real life, so i'll just make a meth addicted tranny in a vidya instead

>>168202925
I WANT TO DRIVE YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT

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>>168211205
I'm just a boring guy, I only have one car that isn't black and white. Every time I try to mix colours it just ends up looking like shit.

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>>168213220
EU here, can confirm the servers are acting wonky again
haven't been able to log in for an hour

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>>168214075
I'd rather play my 'badass' me with slick rides I always wanted than some kind of turboautistic clown with cars looking objectivly shittier than stock options.

>implying there is just no way of getting a decent looking character or car with colorful aesthetics except throwing random clothings and colors based on RNG together

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>PC down

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200426246

ayyy

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>>168215030
>tfw still playing

Why does nobody go to the airport in GTA V? The airport used to be the main hub of GTA IV and everyone gravitated towards it.

>>168215251
Because in GTA IV there was nothing else to do except hang around in the airport. Also, the airport had the only attack helicopter back then.

Now it's just for drag racing, doing challenges and picking up pegasus vehicles.

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>watching all those huge and comfy car meetups of clans on yootoob
/gtag/ version WHEN
Oh right when randoms stop spawning

>>168215251
Because it was the biggest open area for stunt shenanigans, aerial vehicles and a lot of weapon spawns.

>>168215729
crew session

>>168215729
we've had them
before fags invaded this place big time

>>168215251
there was literally nothing to do in GTAIV online but to get a car and do drag races in the airport

>>168215030
works on my machine(tm)

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>>168214323
That T20 doesn't look half-bad. I'd go for a metallic wine red on that Z-Type with a blaze red pearlescent though.

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>>168216831
Cheers, the T20 is my pride and joy but I think I went a bit overboard on blue, it had blue neon and blue tire smoke. I'll have a mess around with the Z-Type soon.

>unknown network error

rip

it's been like literally forever and I still haven't played through any heists because I have no friends and pubs are so shit, should i kill myself?

New hairstyles when?

>>168217153
I think it's just me, but why does the primary colour w/ black or carbon scheme always work? Even with bright pink or neon green, it still fucking works somehow.

>>168217692
yes

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>>168217153
Trying to find deep dish rims that don't look like shit from the side is hard.

>>168169864
>that pig nose
she looks like some unfortunate holocauxt survivor m8

>>168172032
>you get good. theres a learning curb to the driving
>theres a learning curb to the driving
>learning curb
>curb
my sides!!!!!

>>168169864
>>168178586
You make cute outfits.
Post more so I can copy pls.

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>>168216831
>I'd go for a metallic wine red on that Z-Type with a blaze red pearlescent though.

You've got good taste, anon.

How do you guys save for more expensive stuff? I always find less expensive crap to waste my money on.
Asking for real life too.

>>168219337
what did you post to annoy the no fun mods?

>>168219261
>How do you guys save for more expensive stuff?

By not spending money.

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>slightly drift around the corner
>spics/nignogs around me pull out their guns and start shooting me

>>168219715
you weren't drifting hard enough

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post yer blistas

>>168219686
But I always want stuff.

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eecks dee

>>168220528

KOS

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>>168219841
It's rather boring

>>168220597
WTF??? why u killing me dude

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>>168210003

>The Vortex has a ring of possible color around the stock wheels
>You can only see it if you change the front wheel to something else and apply color
>Literally no way to get it on front and back at the same time
>Can't even use the iFruit glitch
>Switching to other wheels for color means you can't have the slick tires

Why do they do this?

>>168219148

>Nero Custom
>Not keeping the normal Nero

Absolutely plebeian.

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>>168219148
>tuner bumpers for a highend car
>classy color for a highend car with tuner elements

>>168221137
The Custom is objectively better in every way, anon.

>>168221345
It's a racecar, silly!

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>>168221464

>The Custom is objectively better in every way, anon.
>He doesn't know

>>168221464
>It's better

[Remove Trash? Select 'Yes' or 'No']

YES

>>168219148
I take good care of my cars. I'd post my garage, but it's pretty out of date. Gonna hop on tonight and snap a few pics.

>>168221626
why do you write like this?

>>168221042
>Add a vehicle called 'Vortex'
>It's not the hovercraft

Fuck you too J*

>dropped money
>tfw perma banned

>>168221856
because I have a big dick

>>168221557
Please prove me wrong.

Pro tip: You can't, but it's cute that you think you can :)

>he doesn't own all the houses in paleto bay

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>>168222229
>he didn't get 222222

>>168222373
>he saved a thumbnail

>>168221946
are you underage?

>>168222427
>he posted a reply

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>>168222229
>implying

>>168222510
are you a Europoor?

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>>168222427
>he tells lies on the internet

>>168222617
Who'd want to be anything else, especially a obese, low class, low IQ, burgercunt.

>>168222790
>he's a he(male)

>>168222801

>Ask a question
>Sentence doesn't end with a question mark

Euros are so retarded.

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>>168222897
>He doesn't know what a rhetorical question is.

Holy shit, that burgerclap education is basically nothing. I'm sure the education of creationism will serve them well in the future.

>>168223015

Rhetorical questions still end with a question mark, you fucking dingus.

>>168223110
kill yourself

>>168223015
not them but rhetorical question still uses a question mark

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>>168223110
>Rhetorical questions end with a question mark.
>they end with a question mark.
>end with a question mark.
>end
>question mark

AHAHAHAHAHA.

This is gold.

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>>168223161
>>168223376

>Butthurted Europeasant resorts to samefagging

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>>168223518
>samefagging acquisitions because he is wrong.

>>168223110
>burger education

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>>168223518

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>tfw no returning player content
my muscle car collection will never be complete

>>168223628
you have too much time in your hands

>>168223870

>tfw returning player content

Dukes>Stallion

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>>168223870
literally ask that piss3 guy for returning player content

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>>168223940
He just ticked this box in 4chan X and is pretending to be several different people because somehow that is better.

>>168224093
Who now

>>168224136
eh, this is a new 4chan X feature that i completely missed

>BentleyDaWusky has joined.

What do you do?

>>168225127
>press esc
>online
>find a new session

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>>168225127

>>168225127
Ask him about wrestling.

Wanting to join PS4 crew, SC ID is PoliceMachine27

anyone else is welcome to add desu

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Post your characters, my fellow hombres.

>>168229520
>generic white man with cut brows #9963

God you're all bunch of fucking homos.

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>>168229520

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>>168229520

>>168230714
What the fuck is up with your face

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>>168230714
>er spielt es auf Deutsch

>>168229520
steam screenshot jpeg compression sucks

>>168230917
Judging by the size of the file he uploaded it to SC

>>168231008
i meant to quote post your characters guy, i have no SC content, only shitty steam ones

>>168231105
What?
You did quote him. And by the looks of it HE uploaded it to SC and then posted it here

>>168231198
It's not, he used the video editor.

>>168231198
i'm browsing 4chin on mobile, sorry

>>168231251
Then why is it not full size?

>>168231348
>what is resizing
>what is cropping

>>168162496
I just sent a request to join PC GTAG, my SC username is Kososen.

>>168231486
Rejected.

>>168231596
Thanks friendo

>>168231465
>cropping it to 960x536
>the exact same size EVERY picture from SC has
>75KB

Yeah, no, fuck off.

>>168231718
>being this retarded

It's a resize.

When will there be a new update? I'm bored of I/E. Should I just sell everything and try to make a pretty lady?

>>168232580
yes

>>168232686
How do I do eet?

I want to get a new office, do one of the lower end offices have a better view or is being a poorfag now worth it? Maze Bank's central location is convenient for helos but it's nakitomi plaza road map is bad for cars.

>>168232813
dunno, i always somehow manage to create an abomination

>house has for sale sign
>not buyable

>>168233023
Watch a guide on Jewtube

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>open a fresh session
>literally 1 (one) guy joins in
>his only goal is to disrupt anything I do and literally nothing else

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>>168235049

>helping friend export cars
>autists show up and wreck cars
>invite other members of crew on
>1 has a modded account
>he places camp fires on the randoms bodies so they die every few seconds
>proceed to drop off cars with ease

Why can't people just fuck off?

>>168235049
>call him out for being a shitter
>"it's just a game"

any educated guesses for tomorrows dlc?

>>168235387
A gun

>>168235049
>>168235186
>>168235258
>join crew
>they're hugging and doing jobs

>>168235258
Or the equally maddening " LOL I don't care XD"

>>168235258
>"its grand theft auto, youre supposed to attack each other"
>"the game told me to kill you im just playing the game"
>"I wanted the bounty lol why you so mad"

>>168235387
Double cash for the Til Death Do Us Part game mode, and 50% off the Roosevelts, Thompson submachine gun, and underwear.

>give us an update based around motorcycles
>cars still spawn right in front of you out of thin fucking air and kill you any time you're riding with some speed

surely they'd have fixed dumb shit like this before forcing us to place our delicate bodies on very fast machines if we want to enjoy the new stuff.

>>168235950
There are more important problems to fix, like the Headhunter eject bug and cargobob hook release. And don't call me Shirley.

>>168236026
>car is too heavy for helicopter cable. works as intended tovarisch )))))

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>>168235186
>helping low level friend
>people keep killing him unless I'm there to protect him
>'this isn't really fun man'

I don't get it. It's always higher leveled players too. Like if you're so bored you have to vulture a lvl 10 player why not just uninstall the game?

>>168236242
Sociopaths are more common than you think.

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>>168229520

>>168235826
And this will last for 2 weeks. I do wonder though what else could they add from the 1920s and 30s?

>>168236242
Low levels are usually the biggest RDM'ers.
They come to online and they want to shoot at other players.

If I'm being a jetshitter I leave Orgs and MC's alone and just prey on low levels.

>>168231486
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

How do i convert these clip datas into something useful?

>>168237171
Cheers, I won't do

>>168237012
A BAR would be fun.

>>168237024
>me and my 3 friends selling some cars
>level 70 in a buzzard try to destroy the cars
>shoot him out of the sky and finish delivery
>proceed to destroy him
>he starts screeching on the mic
>"god why do you need your friends? Fight me 1 on 1"
>keep killing him until he leaves
What did he think would happen?

>>168236242
Some low level players are dumb as fuck though

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>>168237012
Something like this thing.

>>168237682
Looks good. I'd drive it as long as it didn't suck an egg like the Hotknife does.

>>168229671
>bitchy autist #7831

>>168235803
Bounties I don't get mad at. Unless it was at an inopportune time, but most of the time, I just get iced and now don't have to worry about jetfags as much when I'm running cars.

>>168238643
>>168235803

i just hate to be killed while doing dailies

>doing parachute daily
>akuma shitter comes to kill me
>explode his car
>he begun to scream on his mic and chat

>>168238949
>he begun to scream on his mic and chat
Sounds like you won that exchange to me.

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>>168229520

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>>168229520

>>168239003
>>168238949
kuruma, i mean

i'm playing too much street figher lately

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>>168229520

Now R* has released a statement about 3rd Party Programs that don't cause bans, and those include Afterburner and Discord.

I don't know why the fuck they still rely on inconvenient cherry-picking to save $$$ instead of investing in actual anti-cheat and servers that'll pay for itself in the long-term, then again, Rockstar has always been brain-dead retarded when it comes to execution and time-management.

>>168239237
You going to fucking link it retard?

>>168235464
We're all about love

>>168239139
>Bentley

Making a compilation of his shark card purchases as we speak.

>>168232996
As someone who's lived in all of the them and now owns 2 (The tower/Lombank), Lombank and Maze West have the best views. Arcadius is fun if you want to shoot your garage gaurde. That's about it.

>>168239139
>2017
>4:3

wot

>>168239139
What is Bentley so mad about

>>168239376
Eat a dick, faggot.

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115002802927

>>168238643
The thing is, half the time it's some level 200-something shitbopper CEO in a chrome X80 or an air vehicle.

If it's some low-rank driving across the map to pistol me from a stolen Seminole, that's one thing. But there are players out there who very obviously don't need the $4000 from the bounty and just use it as an excuse to be a douchebag and then try to claim the moral high ground afterward.

>>168239804
Wrestling is real, dude. Also, shark cards are a good deal.

tfw only recorded his shark card shilling and not his wrestling stuff

If I sell a property that has more vehicles in it than the new one can hold, what happens to the extra cars?

>>168169864

Waitress?

>>168240187
they go to car heaven

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>>168229520

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>>168237012
Morgan when

>>168240340
The jacket makes your character look even more like a man

>>168240629
I suspect tomorrow. I figure at least 2 new cars. One new gun. Shitty tshirts and pants.

>>168240787
I'd love sleeveless versions of the existing Valentine's Day shirts. They added some nice colors with the shirts added in the I/E update.

>>168240340
>not hanging out with "serious seoul gangstas" in little seoul
>not driving kuruma
i rate potato/3 weebs,cool hairstyle tho

Any way to mod the bikes from biker dlc into singleplayer?

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>>168240787
They could even add a Benny's version with the modern variant. They could make money with this

>>168240990
i wish r* would release normal dresses to the female characters

>>168240275
But do I get emone?

>>168240187
They get put into "storage" and can only be called by the mechanic or office front desk. The game doesn't delete them, but be advised that any cars in storage can't be used in heists or races. So don't try and hide your shameful shitter supers in storage or anything like that.

>>168240787
That's some really wishful thinking but I would love it to be true

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>>168237012
I'd love to see a fucking beetle in the game

>>168240629
BRUM

>>168242264
Could have a little figure of a brum like car on the dash t b h

>>168239821
>https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115002802927
>get permanently banned for using overlay
>now they allow it but don't revoke anything
Seriously, this is how they work.
>Hey guys, steam overlay won't ban you (example)
>no ban history, no nothing
>use steam overlay for first time
>get banned in a matter of two hours
>appeal and say it was because steam overlay
>you can't speak to support because youre a cheater, here have a copy/pasted response
They will never have an actual anti-cheat because muh p2p, seriously rockstar fucking sucks at multiplayer games.

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>>168229520

>>168237024
>If I'm being a jetshitter
>If I'm being a jetshitter
>If I'm being a jetshitter
nope, red flag
a low level player's incompetence isn't proper restitution for raining shit on people

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>>168229520

>>168243715
pls b my gf

>liquidating everything to start a new character
>can only sell 6 cars a day
>have over 60
FUCK

>>168243942
>can only sell 6 cars a day
since when?
I've sold way more in the past in hours

>>168244134
I tried selling cars. Sold a gang and then it said I reached my daily limit. Sold hell of bikes first but 6 sounds about right for cars so I dunno.

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>>168244134
doesn't the limit change if you sell a certain amount of PVs in a certain amount of time?

So is tomorrow a new update coming? anybody have any ideas?

>>168244498
no