/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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First for Claude

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There any decent money hacks around? I want to play but I am so done with grinding cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4

What's the best car to drive while listening to Eurobeat?

>>167700917
Futo was practically made for it.

For an anon who requested it in the last thread, the KOS list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone wearing contacts (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Itali GTB/Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, SNS Pistol, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

where is snapmatic profile picture poster?

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>>167702105

I wish there were some simple wireframe glasses available. Aviators are too large and everything else has huge frames.

>>167702497
The 'refined' glasses under 'high end glasses' are reasonably plain

>>167701628
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)

t. non-NoDo scrublord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtG6Kzz55h4

>>167702497
>tfw no Lennon shades
>tfw no socks so all the skinny jeans look stupid with dress shoes
>tfw no holsters
>tfw no real beards
>tfw no

i mean look at this shit, anon. pretty much none of this made it over in its exact form and there are over 200 clothing items in the game now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcU_g1YfoQI

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>>167702773
I'm not seeing them. Do I have to be in a certain store? Because the only options I'm seeing under high end are plastic (which are rectangular frame and are pretty thick), slim (which have a trapezoidal frame and are sunglasses), bug (which are fucking ugly), figure 8 (which are wireframes but are giant and are like the bug eyes), and squared (which are like TV screens).

>>167703140
They might come back as DLC and be ridiculously overpriced.

Ideally I'd like something like this.

Very new to gta online, I've heard that tires make a difference how the car handles. While trying to read about that also saw some questions about spoilers, armour etc affecting performance, but the in game stats don't show any change and the answers or meme forums are inconclusive and very subjective
Anyone can actually give some facts on this ?

>>167703665
Tires and spoilers make a difference
Armor doesn't

>>167703861
Not him but how is it that tires make a difference? Does the choice matter or is the act of simply putting on aftermarket wheels making the difference?

>>167703436
They're just called Refined, followed by their colours like black, brown, etc. And there's a choice of clear or slightly obscured.

>>167703992
Forgot the specifics of each tire
But has to do with traction off and on road
iirc offroad wheels work best for both

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"Hey, boss. I know we're losing a multi-million dollar car right now, but it's that one punk that keeps stealing all of our other cars.

Fix your goddamn game R*

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>>167703140
is it just me or is the physique of these characters a lot more impressive than what we currently have?

>>167703665
Armor just affects durability. Slap that onto your favorite cars so that they don't deform as easily from crashing.

>>167703861
About spoilers, does it matter which spoiler(the most expensive/last to unlock being the best) or just any spoiler as the ingame stats show difference in no spoiler vs any spoiler while showing nothing on low end spoiler vs top end spoiler

>>167704179
hah fucking pcucks nice aim

>>167704243
doesn't matter
any spoiler works

>>167704303
This is on a controller.
get fucked

>>167700917
dinka blista compact

>>167704062
Huh; I'll check again at a different store. I didn't think it mattered for online but when I was in a Suburban they weren't there.

>>167702451
LOL

>>167704303
Post some webms showcasing your awesome skill, consolefag.

>>167704341
Does it handle analog functions (i.e. pressure sensitivity)? Also, why?

>>167704560
>>167704062
Also, I might add my character is female. The options are probably different for male, so that's why I am not seeing them.

>>167704926
Too lazy to switch to KB&M when I'm just driving around shopping and such.

This is loads better.

>filled the vehicle warehouse
>only 3 expensive cars in it

What the fuck is this bullshit?

>>167705717
THE JEWS

>>167705576
does the game respond to pressure like it would for consoles or is it literally the same as a keyboard?

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>>167704243
different spoilers make the car handle in different manners, for instance large spoilers tend to produce more understeer and cause the car to feel more rigid/heavy, while smaller spoilers cause less understeer and casue the car to feel more agile/light

also different tires decide how cars react over bumps ie tires with small wheel walls (thin rubber on tires; high end, suv, sports) cause cars to bounce around on bumps more, increasing your likelyhood of losing control, whereas tires with thicker wheel walls (offroad, tuner, muscle) absorb bumps more efficiently and allow you to be more stable over bumps.

it all comes down to personal preference when choosing these modifications and my preferences are tuner wheels (look good and are efficient over bumps) and spoilers on the small side.

check out this playlist i've assembled for more gta driving info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9kPEa_2V7g&list=PLYZGFfzdqG5L_7YgNyZsnyu5t5RtCvHVX

or check out broughy1322, peecarnoo & gun1t123

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>>167702451
hey thats me

>>167705882
It's a controller. What do you think?

>>167706045
Invite me sometime, I want to engage in fun things however you're on a damn roof all day.

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>>167706531
not always

>>167706158
some games are very poorly optimized for controllers so please just answer the question

>>167706697
jesus christ. yes.

>>167706635
>Hydra
Colour this dipshit surprised.

>>167700429
Sending crew request.
Alexman113 (PC)

>>167707210
Yep

>>167705145
Oh right. Mine is male so that might have something to do with it.

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>>167701628
You forgot:
>Anyone in gtag

I haven't wageslaved a crate delivery before, so associates get paid more based on how many crates are being sold or is it just a flat rate?

>>167700681
>buying chrome
You deserve to be poor

>>167708342
They get paid 5-10k depending on how high their wages were when you started the sale

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>>167708402
>being this autistic

Do people use controller or KB+mouse on pc? Does using keyboard and mouse give you an advantage?

>>167709627
The mouse is the perfect interface between sight and person.

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>>167709612
>get called out on shit taste
>retort with name calling

>>167708402
>not buying chrome so when you do the car selling glitch it sells for more
What is this? 2017?

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>>167700429
I saw her recently.

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>>167705145
Females don't have any like these?

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>>167700429

>proximity mine in front of the car delivery zone

>Can't drive under a semi's trailer and get crushed like a tin can just like in the webms

This would've been possible if Rockstar had the same philosophy as they did when making GTAIV.

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>>167711229
>proximity mine anywhere

>>167711557
The philosophy of gameplay should always take a backseat to realism? Yeah I wish my GAME didn't focus on GAMEplay either.

>>167712182
Driving into an invisible wall when ramming against a moving trailer, wew what thrilling and enriching gameplay.

>>167710934
Nope. Thick frames only, which piss me off.

>>167703665
Tires in GTA 5 don't change your traction, but affect your ability to ride up curbs (based on amount of sidewall your tire has). Spoilers increase down force, which means the car handles better and sticks to the ground more.

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>>167711229
>fly past it fast enough that the cutscene triggers before it explodes

Pussy boi dont wan war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK7mH5i1pR4

>/Car Delivery General/

Can't believe you guys aren't bored of this shit yet. When's the fucking cops & robbers gamemode going to return?

>>167714192
NEVER EVER

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>>167713545
That doesn't always work.

This fucknugget blew up my CEO's car during that split-second between when the cutscene triggers and when the car registers as out of the freeroam map and in the garage. Seeing the cutscene doesn't always mean you're safe.

>>167714346
You're right, Rockstar will never ever get me to buy GTAVI at this rate.

>>167714023
Holy shit my ears are bleeding

>>167714023
I'd love to see one of these for PC GTAG, but it'll never happen because everyone who steps to PC GTAG either gets their shit pushed in and wouldn't want to display it, or has to use menus/hax and wouldn't want to display it.

>>167714192
99% of GTA is delivering cars.

>>167714192
Gotta make that dosh

>wanting to play as cops
lmao

GET THE FUCK ON AND PLAY GTA YOU FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING DIE RIGHT WHEN I WANT TO START PLAYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES SERIOUSLY HOLY SHIT

please get online

>>167714961
w2c moomin

>>167716146
>Not wanting to be able to teleport in front of people whenever you want and have perfect aim.

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>>167716146
Best online memories of GTAIV are pulling off a police cruiser convoy and gunning down degenerate scum off the streets. You also got that swag as fuck Police trench coat sometimes.

>>167716146
Like as in Need for Speed or Burnout style.

>>167716703
Make a crew and I'll upload it for you.

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spooky bump

>>167714023
don't even recognize any of these people, looks like a different GTAG

>>167720357
GTAG somehow got gayer and shittier

>>167667882
waiting for an update
and fuck valentines that's not a real update

>>167712721
Ehhh thats the point of a spoilers car idiot

>>167722815
>fuck valentines

Fuck you faggot, fuck off and kys

>>167714023
Why are niggers just the worst? Like that music is too fucking loud just like when they drive past in their shitty Pontiac Grand Prix.

ugh

>>167723243
heard you crying in the other thread lol

>>167723549
stops tryn to oppress our culture cuz u aint got none whitey

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>>167723740
Anon as a nigger myself, I don't think to talk about shooting other niggers, doing drugs and fucking bitches is culture.

>>167723919
Yeah? Well plot twist bitch, I'm a nigger too and I agree. I was just being sarcastic.

>>167724184
BROTHER!!?!?!?!?!

Either way whats new in the GTA realm? I'm waiting till I get my upgrades before I start playing again.

>>167723919
>a nigger weeaboo
[COLOR]
ME
SURPRISED

are heists still the only way of making money or is there actually something else?

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>>167724304
I'm debating on what vehicle warehouse to buy and trying to come up with a way to con someone into letting me grind race wins off them to unlock more car colors. So far I'm deadlocked on both of them.
>>167724314
Ahem the politically correct term is niggaboo.

>>167724552
>the politically correct term is niggaboo
thank you for this anon
i didn't know i needed a meme like this

>>167724526
CEO VIP work.

Hoe ress you fuck, I'm not done with you. Get back online.

How do you do pacstan now?

>>167726323
Use the bikes or steal a 4 door

>>167726323
git gud

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>rims in the game named fujiwara
>no futo hatch

>>167726323
don't

heists are being phased out by virtual wageslaving

>>167726323
The good old fashioned way
Honestly, what the hell is difficult about any of it?

>>167700681

Fuck off Rockstar Faggot

>>167701628

Updated KOS list

>everyone
>everything

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is a permanent addition to the list.

>>167727398
this list is better

>>167727398

This list should be added to the OP

>>167727398

Updated KYS list
>PCucks

>>167728932

Actually im a sonygger but yeah fuck those pcucks

Is there any way to influence which kind of sell special cargo mission you get? Or is there a way to cancel a bugged one without losing crates at least?
I keep getting this plane mission that will just glitch out and stop counting drops.

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

>>156006762
>>156008074

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

>>167730748
because they're farmable idiot.

That's why they did the time it takes to complete the mission to payout ratio shit.

BUY A SHARKCARD LOL

>>167701628
>>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Itali GTB/Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
Who are the approved ones so far?

Just went on a date with Cat

>>167730951
talking to someone on discord doesnt count

>>167730951
In which 3rd world shithole do you live that you can go out and date a cat.
That's illegal you know.

>>167731169
I can't even take your joke seriously just because of how he said it.
>Just went on a date with cat
It's a name.
>Just went on a date with a cat
It's not a name, it's a species or a pussy like OP
Why am I typing this

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>>167731459
I'm pathetic, I know.

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding

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>>167731717
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT !!!11!!!!!

>>167731872
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Just bought my 12th shark card for the year, lads.

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>>167730951
I was on a date?
:3c

>>167732031
fight me irl

>>167732112
he has an ak dude lmao

Why do people bother defending the headhunter targets? Was just in a lobby and some spics pulled out a fucking tank and just sat beside the one in the parkade near Vinewood. It pays fuck all to defend them and nobody else in the lobby can launch any work until it ends. Stupid shit like that just boggles me.

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>>167732031

>>167713545
>>167714645
Just throw a Molotov. They instantly detonate stickies and proxies, and the idiot player-character doesn't blast through the windshield to do it.

>>167732762
Prostitution DLC WHEN?
BLACKED DLC WHEN?
WHEN?

>>167733348
or just shoot them

>>167733480
I'd make a new character just to play as Pill Cosby

>>167714023
>GTA Playboys
Is that even us?

Do people even grind cargo to make money anymore? Half the selling missions are glitched and even if they aren't the window for some rando to find your session and destroy your shit is so much bigger than with vehicles.

>>167734017
Yeah some people still grind cargo missions for some reason

>>167732749
I'M TROLLING GUYS LOL

>>167733502
>wind window down to shoot
>PC blasts through windshield anyway, $2k in damage
>wasting time shuffling around to get a clean shot
>not just flicking straight to throwables and be done with it

>>167730872
anyone in the crew obviously

>>167730872
Who the fuck actually bought a penetrator?

the thing is ugly as sin

>>167735006
Kids

"WOAH IT'S SOOOO FAST LOOKS LIKE A FERRARI OOOOH FAST SPORTS CAR"

>>167701628
>being this autistic
The only solution for you is to commit suicide in the most violent way possible

>>167701628
>>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, SNS Pistol, and Pistol .50 exempt)

literally me

>>167735320
But that costs like $500 everytime

>>167735006
catower

Penetrator is basically one of those ugly as fuck supercars from the early 90's.

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You've got another thing comin'

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>>167735717
>>167735616
>long, black, and thick
this car was made for me

>>167736152
Paint it brown so it looks like a turd xddd

>>167734017
i run 16 crates a day at 3 each at a time with no issue but my only problem is the helicopter ones i have to shoot down with homing launcher because i suck with it. People very rarely fuck with my crates and when they do i take them out

>>167735006
It's one of the most iconic cars of the '90s you faggot cuck

>>167736417
Fair enough, but I think what's holding many people back is that the selling missions are often buggy.
I was helping a friend sell some crates the other day and everytime when we were half way done all the map markers are gone and we have to give up on the misson.

>>167735006
I'm asking about the BASED Futo.

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>>167700429
>he doesn't link new thread in old thread

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>>167701628

>>167736790
It's either that one or the counter just stopping at 3 when you are dropping crates at the target locations. This happened 3 times in a row, costing me about 80k each time because R* has to penalize you for being unable to make their missions work properly, then some shitter in a jet shot me down on the 4th attempt and I lost the entire warehouses stock.
That was with 9/10 drops completed but the game still decided to destroy 100% of my crates.

>>167736790
>>167737468
Well im sorry to hear that
Thats never happened to me though and ive been running crates for 3 days

>>167737468
Yeah that fucking blows.
At least the car missions are pretty easy to grind.

>>167709627
KB+mouse when I'm doing drive-bys or playing on-foot.
Controller for flying and driving.

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>typing a long ass message
>Malc calls about dat labdob
>start typing it again
>Assistant calls about special vehicle missions

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You poor fags don't even own two super yachts do you?

You really are pathetic anon.

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>tfw getting a haircut to freshen up and some ugly retarded hillbilly girl starts getting suggestive

>>167742646
That is only one yacht you can't fool me, You took different pictures of it at different angels.

>>167742646
At least I play as a qt grill and not some stinky eastern european looking guy

>>167743232
>Eastern european
Claude is French/italain originating from the ancient roman name Claudius

ITALIANS ARE WHITE!

>>167743582
Yeah because having a certain name makes you a certain race.

>>167743582
>responding to bait
Should be obvious right at the start when he mentions "qt grill". Lol.

>>167743737
Ok jamal, we all know you aren't black

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iggy was the best DJ

who the fuck thought kenny loggins would be a good DJ? He's such a low energy, forgettable guy.

Is accomodation worth it for the office?
I'm guessing the purpose of it is to let you spawn in your office when joining a game.

>>167744151

No. Waste of money

Only thing worth getting is the gun locker and even that you can live without

>>167744151
You can spawn there regardless.

The only thing it adds is wardrobe and shower.

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Its lonely work being a CEO and MC President with no friends to play with.

Question. Do MC President weed drops have plane drops? If so are they as buggy as the cargo plane drops?

Mfw I lost 725k in 42 crates and R* only gave me 300k back

>>167701628
What are belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs?

Name some.

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AHHHHHH AFTER 10 TEN THOUSAND DAYS IM UNBANNED ITS TIME TO SHITPOST ON /gtag/

>>167744868
Maybe the thread will be a bit more active now.

Why did you got banned anyways?

>>167734017
It's easy money if you're not a complete moron and flying in the buzz is cozy.

>>167702497
it seems like they bailed altogether on glasses, remember Rashkovsky originally had glasses when you pick him up in the Prison Break

>>167745984
They added some glasses for females in one of the lowrider updates.

Also, it makes sense that Rashkovsky doesn't have glasses while in prison.

First of all, he would have probably been forbidden to have them as they could be used as a weapon, and even if he was allowed, he's being beaten by the moment you get to him, so his glasses have likely fallen off.

>>167745972

Getting the crates is the easy part. Selling is bugged to fuck, lost all 42 crates the other day and rockstar credited my account with 300k

I lost 725k of stock

Better than nothing I guess

Ive bought a MC and vehicle warehouse now. Crates. Not even once

>>167746780
If you get an airport sell mission you find a new lobby and take the three crate hit. They are not worth the time, chalk it up to the cost of doing business. There is no money in MC and I/E leaves you with downtime anyway.

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>>167746780
Only done the Import/Export content so far.

What triggers the loss, and how often does it happen?
Planning on starting the crate work for variety but all I see is people losing all their shit.

>>167747121

General rule of thumb is if you get a plane mission to sell your shit just turn game off and reload

This recent loss was my fault. I should have learnt from the first three times I got stung. Boat and truck drops are fine (so far)

Plane drops sometimes bug where either 1) mid way through the mission the plane wont drop crates, or 2) markers disapear

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>>167747121

Rockstar even have a special ticket for crate losses

Go figure

>>167747484
Even if they didn't bug, they are not worth the time.

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>>167747679

And this.

What makes me laugh is the ticket response. Bear in mind I lost 725k

"We have credited you 225k gta dollars for the crate loss and 100k gta dollars for your inconvenience"

>mfw

Thanks?

>>167747752
The other sell missions are worth it, you're a big fat crybaby.

>>167747679
But I'm fed up driving cars all fucking day.

>>167747948
You could always do a Heist :^^^)

>>167747860

I work in complaints

I hate complainers.

But after so.many losses exceeding well over 2mil I have a right to fuckin cry over it

No problems buying sharkcards yet though

my internet was down for repairs time for dem early morning heists with randoms and chinks boys

>>167747981

Ps4 reporting

Noone queues for.heiats anymore. Took 30 mins to wait for 4 players humane labs raid and guess what... one of them was autistic and shat all over it. Nearly an hour wasted

Fuck heists

>>167748069
If you lost more than one flight mission you're a dummy and apparently needs to learn the hard way. Same goes if others destroy your sales, there are easy ways around it.

>>167748160
I'm playing on PC and there are still a fair amount of people doing heists

>>167748190

I accept that its my fault for trying a fourth time

No one destroys my shit though. Solo session master races

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>>167748249

Ps4 is just fleeca setup/heist over and over and over again

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>>167748249
>soloable missions whenever you feel like doing some comfy time for yourself
>complete control over associates if you want some gtag bros hanging around with you
>no pressure whatsoever
>great income

or

>literal mouth-breathers joining you from all kinds of regions and level-ranges (not all of them, but the average IGN faggot)
>they don't speak or chat even if they haven't done it before
>if one of them dies they usually just quit without saying anything which forces you to disband the lobby

Hard choice.

>>167748776

Speaking if mouth breathers

A guy rage quit the fleeca job while sreaming in spanish down the mic. Im guessing the drill was troubling him

Had to laugh at that one

>>167748869
The tool tip kind of implies you need to scroll the mouse wheel to drill.

>>167749075

Im on ps4

Theres very little info on how to use it. Tbh I struggled first time but I got there in the end

>>167744705
Anyone you see messing with other CEO/MC work is free license to nuke their entire group.

I'm actually kind of surprised we don't have a "belligerent crews" list to wail on because I can name a few right off the top of my head that are flat-out KOS
IGN
MP3
BOIZ
HARD
WEED
YIFF
WOLF
RUSS
CCTV

>>167749882
You forgot CUTE

>>167749882
How about LOLI

>>167749882
>SEXY
>LOLI
>TURK

>>167749882
ANME

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>"the car is at a tuner meetup"
>arrive
>the hood is missing
>$1900 in repairs without touching it

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>>167751085
>car is pulled over for dui
>as I show up, an npc driving by knocks the door off

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>>167751085
>>167751325
>beat my time LOSR
>shows up
>I dodge, he hits the car with the bat
>200$

>>167744151
when you buy it, you will frequently spawn in in the shower or in bed, adding extra time to getting in a car etc.

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Redpill me on the gun locker upgrade.

I'm fucking tired of scrolling through all the shit guns in my inventory.

>>167751583
completely worth it then

>>167751554
A whole 5 minutes, wow what a deal, what a savings.

>>167749882
DOGZ
NAVY
SUCE
BOSS
EVIL
LSB

>>167751583
Works only in freeroam.

Still worth buying.

>>167714645
I've had the exact same thing happen to me.

Make it to a delivery circle, cutscene triggers, as I'm handing over the keys an explosion rips and once the cutscene is over I'm denied all payment for my delivery.

>>167744940
Didn't the MENYOO ban wave hit shortly after TT? Maybe those guys are coming back?

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>>167751707
>>167751975
>buy gun locker
>can't hide Combat Pistol
>can't hide Bottle
>can't hide Baseball Bat

>>167751583
It's worth it but still expensive as fuck. It doesn't work for jobs/heists which can be a pain but honestly you only 'need' it for freemode PVP when pulling out the right weapon quickly can be kind of critical.

I mostly use it to hide meme weapons I carry for fun like the flaregun and fireworks launcher, and certifiably shit weapons like the micro SMG, AK-74 and full size grenade launcher. I quickly realized carrying around the basic pistol for suicide and the silenced combat pistol for stealth (can't suicide with any other pistol or even if you put a silencer on the basic one, and that stupid cyanide pill animation gets old), and it didn't actually shit up my weapon wheel that much. Excess throwables like pipe bombs, proxies and gas grenades were the real offenders with only occasional applications.

>>167752908
You can hide it if you actually OWN it. 9/10 times when it's in your inventory you picked it up off a dead cop, and the gun locker doesn't recognize weapons obtained that way.
>hiding one of the most ubiquitous melee weapons
>hit Q to kick in the guts then swing at their exposed head for a 1-2 kill

>>167742737
>that face profile
please don't tell me you think that is attractive

>tfw want to get up and play but too lazy to get up from bed

Post QTs

>>167753150
>tfw you're a wagesalve and work all day, come home excited to play, but are too tired so you just eat dinner and go to bed.

holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New map for gta online leaked!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8k9aYd2iA

So does GTAG hate the Penetrator now? Did some youtuber make an epic machinima with it or something? I was always under the impression it was one of the least douchey supers.

How do I get into the gtag crew? I'm tired of the shitters.

>>167754701
This

>>167753150
>>167754701
>SMOKE TOO MUCH MUD
>CANT SEE
>WOW

>>167755057
Apply for GTAG membership ingame, dummy.
Then post here with your name and ask for acceptance.

>>167753082
That sounds reasonable but how do I get rid of it now?

>>167749882
>No ARMY

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>>167751085
>>167751325
>>167751390
>Go get a Cargobob out of the Air Base.
>Go out to sea to pickup the car.
>On the way back the car just releases itself from the helicopter without me touching anything.
>Goes straight into the drink.
>Kaput.

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>>167753082
>>167755553
Me again and HOLY SHIT it worked. Dropped those fuckers, went to Ammunation, bought them. Now I can hide them in the locker.

Here's a (You), buddy.

>>167755729
>Goes straight into the drink
>Immediately reminds me of alcohol
>Alcoholism starts firing back up

And for that reason, I'm out.

>>167755820
Remember to pour some out for your dead homies.

>>167755527
Thanks man.
Social Club ID is Nhomm_
Can I get in please save me from these level 11 idiots

>>167752908
>can't hide combat pistol
>can't hide bottle
Drop them manually with F9 and then buy them at the gun store. You'll now be able to hide them
>baseball bat
Just drop it and run away and it won't come back unless you pick it up again, same with the crowbar and golf club

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>Tfw you've been playing for so long while listening to your favourite radio station that you know almost every word to every song on said radio station.

I think it maybe time to find a new game.

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>>167756363
>not playing your own music in the background and turning the radio off

>>167724526
Source Car -> Sell Car -> VIP work -> Buy Crate -> Source Car -> ∞

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>it's another bomb activation episode
>Roosevelt "my top speed is slightly above 90mph" Valor Edition

>>167757310
But I enjoy the in game music anon.

I want to die

>>167758081
>Declasse "Wheelspin for 30 seconds straight so you never accelerate" Mamba

>>167758306
Get to the back of the queue, I've been here for 10 years.

>>167756039
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>167758404
underage get out, holy shit kids these days

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Is there a convinient way to grind some race wins?

>>167758601
Get a friend who doesn't care about his win/loss ratio to run them with you and set the laps to the minimum number it will allow. All it takes is one amigo.

>>167758601
Find a buddy and play Criminal Records for 1 lap until complete.

Can rockstar add a fucking VTOL that isn't the Hydra yet? I want to do fun maneuvers without the $3mil price tag and being shot down every time i get in it.

>>167759198
Play arma u faucKING rATEARD

>>167759198
Even if J* added another VTOL jet, you can bet your ass it wouldn't be less than $3 million

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>there are people LITERALLY HERE RIGHT NOW that don't listen to Initial D when delivering cars

>>167749882
>USMC
>NAVY
>USAF
>ARMY
This pisses me off more than it should, and I'm a fucking marine.

>ACES
Bunch of hydra fucks that do nothing but go around the entire map blowing everything up.

>>167753150
>want to play
>nobody online wants to do anything together
I have so much rage.

>mfw this but with LSR on gtasa
I think I might download the entire radio off of youtube and just through it into youtube, alternatively, just download a bunch of radios from previous games and throw them all in that way everything is unique since every radio I hear is pretty noice.
>can't have more than one custom radio
fuck, XM radio ingame version when?

>>167759198
>being shot down every time I get in it
just go passive? I'd wish the hydra would force you out of passive as that would solve an easy 80% of the shitters online, but nope, force you out of passive for pilotting a helicopter just because its coloured in Au.

>>167760089
>Listening to anything other than our Lord & Saviour Yeezus Christ

>>167760107
>I think I might download the entire radio off of youtube and just through it into youtube, alternatively, just download a bunch of radios from previous games and throw them all in that way everything is unique since every radio I hear is pretty noice.


You're going to love this, anon:

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/49411/official-grand-theft-auto-radio-playlists-on-spotify-and-itunes.html

>>167760165
*SMACKS LIPS*

>>167758376
>Keyboard problems

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>X-80 has active flaps
>the Pagani Huayra lookalike, the Osiris, doesn't

>>167760107
Don't be mad about the army stuff. When I was in the army, I've encountered various clans and guilds and whatnot with names of my national army in all kinds of online games.

Think of it that way - if someone thinks bad about the army, would he ever join a clan with that tag? Not really.
There's always retards around you, but atleast you all like the same branch.

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>>167758769
>Setup a boost session with friend
>Since it was my idea I let him get his wins first so he doesn't get bored quickly
>It's now my time
>He gets bored after losing the second race

Eat a dick, Ben.

>>167761006
>Why walk when I can use a motorized wheel chair

>>167749882
they were in the original KOS list but I generalized them for space

>>167761063
Those poor mirrors look awful on that car.

>>167761086
Who is that guy? Often see him as a reaction face but have no idea what his story is.

>>167761408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes

>>167761086
That Ben sounds like a real dick eater.

>>167760107
>can't have more than one custom radio
I'd like the ability to drop similar themed music into the other stations. Like have a subfolder for each station.

Friendly reminder to thank the people that help you with a sale, etc. It's usually not an issue, but I've found an increasing number of people that ask for you help to sell cars, crates, drugs and forget to thank you for your time. A little gratitude goes a long way.

>>167761006
Game wheel support when

Can i join the pc crew? ID: Cegielnik

>>167762591
if u help with mc sales, bless urself, ur the truest being.

>>167762675
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>167762591
faggot

>>167761063
It only just predates the age of animated vehicles i.e.active spoilers and hydraulics. It's forever shackled to dedgen limitations.

>>167763723
But the T20 had an active spoiler and it was released on dedgen

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I hope he's doing well

>>167762591
wagecucks should be grateful i allow them to work for me

>>167762591
>ceos constantly want to sell cars
>they dont want to do ceo missions

>>167764731
t. Kevin O'Leary

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>driving through Vinewood Hills
>behind every corner a car is just waiting to smash into your fucking face

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>>167757310
>turn on Self Radio
>half of city starts dissapearing,textures start to glitch,game crashes in random places
as much as i like my own playlist,i hate when i have to restart the game every hour,just because jewstar game cannot into memory
And it was all fine until the import\export came out
They fucked up once again,but not even trying to fix it

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>>167761086

Mfw no friends on gta

Mfw only 2 "friends" that play gta are shitters who only want to see me and every other player on the map dead

CEO and MC missions are so dull solo

>>167765301
Has R* ever done any sort of balance tweaks/updates?

I really feel like there's a few items that need it.

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>>167765436
Join GTAG, we're doing shit together all day long because we hate shitters as much as the average sane person.

Online got way more fun in clan sessions for me than with random retards either begging for money or shooting everything on sight.

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>>167766018
sure they did
they added shark card buys right in game's menu
THATS A REALLY GOOD UPDATE TO THE GAME

>>167766018
They've tweaked weapons like the Combat MG and AP Pistol in the past, but I wouldn't think they'd bother anymore.

>start heist/heist setup
>missions starts, can hear music and everything once everyone is done on the setup screen
>get into game, hud is there with map and everything
>cant see what i should see though, just a frozen image of the setup screen

>>167766471
Ah okay, but that kind of sucks.

I feel like there needs to be changes made to the Hydra and homing launcher.

>>167766018
They used to, with varying degrees of retardation.

Sometimes they made sense, like nerfing the Assault Shotgun's range.
Sometimes they were fuckstupid, like making the Hydra spawnable at helipads and not just airfields.

We also used to have minor QoL additions, like, hey, here's a couple new quickplay actions or whatever. But nowadays, nothing gets touched unless it's a feature that will sell Shark Cards or a glitch that risks interfering with Shark Cards.

>finished with gamemode
>leave
>spawn with a karin asterope near me
>not my personal vehicle
why do you keep doing this rockstar
is this car like the personal vehicle for the player, like it was in singleplayer?

>>167768116
Pretty much.
If you don't have an active PV, the game will spawn an unlocked Asterope in its place so you can get around in case there are no NPC cars nearby.

>>167768116
They just shit out any common traffic fodder for you to make use of if you don't have an active PV. I've seen it spawn vehicles like the Regina, futo and dominator.

Is the female assistant more of a thong type or panty?

>>167768889
Boyshorts.

>>167768889
>not forcing your assistant to walk around without underwear

>>167768458
I wish the Asterope had some body mods. It's a fun car to drive but so boring otherwise.

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>>167770916
>yfw you'll never be able to do the North Yankton glitch in GTA Online ever again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBCmc70I20

>>167772701
I mean he's not wrong... you've used menus as long as I can remember.

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>>167772936
I'm reformed

>>167766471
>tfw there's no point in the tank being so weak now thanks to the hydra/insurgent
>tfw the AM rifle no longer behaves like an AM rifle

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>skiddie tries to crash everyone
>he just crashes himself
>another skiddie shows up
>mugger successfully robs him

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>>167772936
I'm reformed

>>167774056
they're still gods compared to you, a better alternative would be to just not have skiddies

>>167774272
>it's a reply to a post twice because 4chan X didn't delete the already posted comment for some reason episode

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as soon as im done grinding ceo missions all non gtag will pay and suffer this is my manifesto.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't goto san andreas next week

>>167775307
>all non gtag will pay and suffer

How is this different from any other day with GTAG?

>>167775506
no survivors

>>167772397
You think R* would ever allow some kind of access to this place?

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>>167760089

>listen to initial d
>listen
>to
>initial
>d

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why is gollum the custom autoshop mechanic?

>>167776612
I mean look at the video. Low resolution 2d buildings, fall through the map, pop in up the ass. Its a ghost town. If rockstar is going to release a map update ( Unlikely in my opinion, a new map is how they get us to shell out another 3 billion for gta6) they would do it right and give us something complete. They arent going to release shitty quality stuff just because they can.

Is there any way to deal with all the chinese people on late as fuck? Is it possible to even copy paste the chinese equivalent of gg? Pretty sure actually seeing what they say instead of boxes would make a difference. Kinda funny seeing boogey men that only appear at night.

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>>167775307
>mfw going to go demolitions on their asses
>kicked some level 222s ass yesterday and I'm level 21
Getting mandatory vacation from this game bought some life into me, somewhat.

>>167778239
*wouldn't make a difference

>>167778101
Yeah I can see your point. I was thinking something along the line of maybe have a mission there. Make use of what's actually modeled

I'm a poorfag and I just got enough money to buy the cheapest office with no extra shit. Is it worth it? Will I get any profit out of it if the only thing I have is that office or should I wait till I have enough money to buy whatever I need to make the investment worth it?

>>167777376
imagine her changing a tire or working on an engine in those clothes. Silly me.

I wish I could trade her in for WHATS WRONG WITH HER NOW? IT AINT LA COOKARACHA YOU GOT A BEEF WITH THE BALLAS OR SOMETHING? YOURE GONNA WANNA WATCH THE CLUTCH NOW THATS A CUSTOM JOB!

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TLAD 2 when

Is there a GTAG only session on PC right now?

>>167778239
GTA doesn't support copy+paste, the best you could hope for is macroing something with a non-US keyboard layout.

If you're lazy, just spam "caonima" at them. "Cao ni ma" translates to "fuck your mother" IIRC and it's pretty much their general-purpose "fuck you" insult.

>>167778635
It's very worth it, all the offices come with lots of quality-of-life improvements out of the box like bailing your PVs out of impound, calling any of them from the front desk, Pegasus summons, CEO vehicle spawns, free snacks, as well as getting your foot in the door to start making the big bucks with warehouses. Buying the cheapest one would only be a poor decision if you intend to trade up for another shortly after.

Maze West is a bit of a shithole these days, though, so consider banging out that extra 600K or whatever to spring for Arcadius while the sale is still going on.

>inb4 Lombank warlords pounce on Arcadius recommendation

>>167778635
buy now, the cheapest one is only 500k on sale and comes with a few perks (some pegasus vehicles from spawn, free snacks, assistant gets impounded cars, permanent vip for vip jobs.

Just get the bare office though no upgrades, you can get those later for no additional costs and none of them are on sale anyways.

Right now, doing the double money playlist is decent money so you can save up for the vehicle warehouse. You make like 125-170k in about 45 minutes depending on win/loss. Its less grindy than vip missions.

>>167779489
>>167779546
Thanks, I'm a virtual jew so I didn't know if buying it would be a good idea, but the perks you mentioned are enough to convince me.

Why the hate for IGN?

>>167779489
Lombank best view and access, all other factors are irrelevant.

>>167780791
>Lombank
>muh s-snipers n-n-n-n-nest!
Arcadius feels too good to be real.

>>167780986
I never use the roof.

>>167781049
>traveling all the way back and forth from the Del Perro DMZ every time you want to do a job

>>167780785
Because they're not us

>>167781347
>getting trapped in overpass hell every time you want to make a speedy exit

>>167781456
>owning Maze Tower

>>167765285
Cuckstar made it so the AI always makes turns if it means crashing into you as you try to overtake to make it more fun.