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Server Dichotomy Edition

>Official Links
Website - https://conanexiles.com/
Steam Store - http://store.steampowered.com/app/440900/

>What is Conan Exiles?
Conan Exiles is a survival game made by the devs of Age of Conan, and it's currently on the Early Access fun ride.

>Official Premium /vg/ Servers
old server : 167.114.159.112:7927 (4chan videogames)
new server : 69.162.126.51:7777 (/vg/ hyena funhouse)

>Server not showing in the list?
Go to your Properties for Conan Exiles on Steam, and open the Launch Options, then type in : +connect 167.114.159.112:7927 or +connect 69.162.126.51:7777

>Previous thread
>>167540078
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>more people on the old server than the new
what did they mean by this
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Looking for people to join up on a pub normie server.
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>>167639613
>old server
First server.


ftfy.
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>>167639613

The rollback on the 'new server' along with it not being any better than the first server is what killed it for me
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>>167638479
The Mitra chest/legs are as good as light armor, yet far worse because they require the souls/hearts to repair, but yet appealing because of their appearance.
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>>167639613
people realized that the new server is still going to crash, rollback and lag
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Fucking hell admin you killed me so hard it kicked me from the server
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game is comfy as fuck

love building.

im currently on the main river building a settlement to the east (around the first main bend at k 2/3)

will i have to venture further in to find things like charcoal/more iron/etc

i haven't explored a terrible amount yet (because im afraid of getting my shit pushed in) but when is good time to set out? I've got light armor and am level 10, shhould i craft iron weapons?

also are spears as good as i've hearD?
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>>167640429
I was trying to drop it and double clicked. Spawned right on your ass.

Confirmed the avatars can't fight each other shortly after though.
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>>167640658
iron broadsword is the first goal for everyone

head out anytime you've a bedroll situated; stone sword can cleave down a lot--just be careful when pulling so you don't overextend ever
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>>167640406
There's been maybe 2 lag spikes tonight on the new server and no crashes that I'm aware of. Have experienced stuttering a couple times, but honestly it is noticeably smoother than the first server was this weekend. Only problem I've had with it was that it was unavailable for a portion of the day due to updates, and the rollback.
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>>167640406
hyenas has way less lag for me
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muh server
I bought it, use it
im actively monitor if anything goes wrong
+connect 208.167.251.151:24002
in launch options

[US East] No Lag/Wipe PVP 2/7 x10XP/x5Gather Fulltime Admin
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>>167642025
is there full nude
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>>167642025

>10x xp / 5x gather
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>>167642353
full on nude why have any other option
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>huge tits
>no asses
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Why some servers don't appear in the list
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>>167639530
they need to make a pirate survival game where you build your ship and crew piece by piece and sail the seven seas battling rival crews and grinding for resources so that you can kill bigger ships until you can take on the navy and entire towns and find sought after treasure

or a vampire/werewolf survival game, where your goal is to survive as a creature of the night in a world full of humans, and it would have a blood meter instead of hunger/thirst
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>>167643603
i hope funcom hires you as an ideas man
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>>167643603
There's a game like this.

I beta test it. Forget the name.

It has floating pirate ships that you have to build and you travel between floating islands to get resources.
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>>167643665
speaking of vampires and werewolves, they could totally be incorporated into conan religions or magic.

turning you into a wolf sometimes or making you drink the blood of your enemies for power seems like a thing that the conan gods would do.
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>>167643975
worlds adrift
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>>167643975
>It has floating pirate ships that you have to build and you travel between floating islands to get resources.

that sounds like it could be a terraria/starbound mod actually.

>>167644107
holy shit!?!? i'm so excited! i can't believe something that awesome is real!
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I got all autistic and made a thing today.
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>>167644948
It came out pretty ok. Need some decoration on the outside, but that comes later.

>Error: You must wait 1 minute 4 seconds before posting an image reply.
4chan Pass users have lower cooldowns.
what is this kikery.
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>>167644229
It's called World's Adrift.
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Oh, just saw he said it.
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I thought this edgy temple would be a fun base

Turns out it's full of bullshit

What the fuck is corruption
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>>167645078
Nighttime pic.

It's simple, but it ended up integrating quite well with the existing statue, so I'm satisfied.
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>>167639530
do the server not stay up for any hosts?
seems like they made the worst netcode possible for a videogame
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>>167645196
Fiery hand is cool.
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>>167645167
>What the fuck is corruption

lingering dark magic

like the kind that makes undead or summons demons
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>>167645251
I wanted to put the shrine in the hand, but there wasn't enough space. Later on, I'll probably go back and finish the torch pattern, I want it to narrow down to a single or double row that goes down the wrist to the shrine.
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which server should I join? old? new?
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>>167644948
>building atop the sacred black hand
defiler
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>>167645501
I built a shrine and temple gateway. Do you deny the will of Set?
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>>167645481
Either play solo or join some ridiculous 10x server to experiment with until the official servers return I'd say
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Any new Yogs on Hyenas,, come find me. I will give you the cleavers , and we can hunt man flesh together.
Look for my pit on Horsecock Isle.
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>using the bow for the first time
this is maybe the worst bow I've ever used in a video game. arrows take a ton of fucking branches/stone and they go like 10ft before dropoff and do no damage.
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>>167646032
Gross, purge the unclean!
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>>167646241
Good thing you can respec with the yellow lotus potion thing
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>>167646241
ARCHERY BUFF W H E N
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>>167646241
>not hunting with a maul
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l'il shits
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>>167647361

Holy shit my archer thrall reaches that far!?!

TIME TO CAPTURE MORE ARCHERS AND SHUT DOWN THE RIVER
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>>167647361
>hillniggers
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>>167647743
it tracked me to the edge of my tower--pretty fucking far
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>food spoils
Fucking why?
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>>167647361
>That arc

Holy shit bows are shitty. I'm with >>167646806
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>>167648167

>retards shitpost

fucking why?
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>>167646241
bow a shit, use javelins until they fix them
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>>167648167
>not yogging it up with purified meat

I have all the gruel you want at my wheel of pain
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>>167648217
>retarded mechanic
>shitpost
kys

>>167648307
>praying any God
Crom masterrace here
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>>167648307

>He doesn't praise Set
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>>167648434
>nipple and bush poking out

i need to see this on a lady
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>>167648191
the archer NPCs are great.

using the bow as a player, not so much.
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>>167648920
i think it's great that the bow sucks desu
it's a fucking conan game we need to be barbarians when we pvp hitting each other to death with our muscles not bein faggots shooting out of bases
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>>167649047
Have you ever fired a bow? Your arrow won't even travel for 3 meters if you have no strength.
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For purely PvE combat what's the best melee weapon? I've seen people say that swords are the best but they don't seem to kill any faster than my hammer or be able to line up multiple Darfari with the pike.
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>>167649226

Pike master race
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>>167649226
Swords are shit compared to pikes and spears
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>play for a good 5 hours
>fiddle with crafting, gathering and mitra's shrine
>get raped by tribesmen and niggers on a hill
>die on a cursed wall
>hyperspeed gazelles
>gain corruption while exploring
>fuck scorpions
>go back to the starting area
>get ganked by 4 hyenas and lose all my shit
>fuck hyenas
10/10 time to join a server, I guess
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>>167649047
melee is for once you're in the base, archery is when you're on opposite sides of the wall
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>>167647743
They do zero damage on tier 3+ armor
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What is the current meta around stat points?
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>>167649726

>Aynone on the x1 server being anywhere near T3 armor
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>>167649856
everything but accuracy
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>>167649856
10 str
stamina/encumbrance raised to comfort levels
dex/vit equally raised to max
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Anybody want to join up with me on a public unofficial. Been playing about a day on it already and have a good base set up.
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>>167649980
What about agility?
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>>167651175
dex=agi, my bad
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>>167649856
Grit/Vitality/Encumbrance, anyone that tells you to level Survival is actively trying to sabotage you and you should smash their head and house at the first possible opportunity
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>>167651175
>>167651231
What does agility actually do?
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>>167651731
more armor
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What god should I pray to?

Mitra or Yog?
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>>167652278
Mitra gives you a water fountain so you can make a base literally anywhere

Yog gives you infinite easy healing food as long as there are NPC camps nearby

Set gives you BDSM clothes
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>>167652278
Yog
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>>167652832
You can craft wells before you have tier 3 altar for the Mitra fountain, they fill up magically anywhere right now.
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good morning babe :*
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>mfw running into the first guy imitating arnold's voice
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>>167645887
>playing on official servers
>getting ganked by gangs of 12 year old nerds

good luck
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>>167653804
Due to friendly fire, group fights can easily work in your favor since you're the only one who is actually able to run around swinging wildly
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update?!
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PATCH 07.02.2017

A new patch has been released!

Please restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

- Fixed potential server crash with chat system.
- Fixed a server crash that could occur when "actors" left the world.
- Postpone steam connection until the map is loaded (should help servers timing out)
- Physx will now run on multiple threads on the server which should improve performance.
- Thralls will now attack other human NPCs.
- Thralls now change ownership on joining guilds.
- Fixed exploit that could occur when players crafted foundations.
- When joining a server that server will also be favorited automatically.

PS: We are still working on removing the crafting station bug.
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PATCH 07.02.2017
7 FEBRUARY - COMMUNITY MANAGER (JENS ERIK)
A new patch has been released!

Please restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

- Fixed potential server crash with chat system.
- Fixed a server crash that could occur when "actors" left the world.
- Postpone steam connection until the map is loaded (should help servers timing out)
- Physx will now run on multiple threads on the server which should improve performance.
- Thralls will now attack other human NPCs.
- Thralls now change ownership on joining guilds.
- Fixed exploit that could occur when players crafted foundations.
- When joining a server that server will also be favorited automatically.

PS: We are still working on removing the crafting station bug.
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>>167653937
>Please restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

- Fixed potential server crash with chat system.
- Fixed a server crash that could occur when "actors" left the world.
- Postpone steam connection until the map is loaded (should help servers timing out)
- Physx will now run on multiple threads on the server which should improve performance.
- Thralls will now attack other human NPCs.
- Thralls now change ownership on joining guilds.
- Fixed exploit that could occur when players crafted foundations.
- When joining a server that server will also be favorited automatically.

PS: We are still working on removing the crafting station bug.

Set bless, we can now all return to the original server.
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>>167653937
Update :DDDD
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what's the craft station bug?
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>>167653502
Good morning darling, How do you want your hyena steak today?

I hope the clan doesn't have you mining iron all day and night again. A big guy like you should be out conquering dangerous beasts and bringing honor to your name, not breaking your body upon the rocks.
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>>167654034
>Physx
why are physics calculated server side? (projectiles and shit not withstanding)

>>167654086
when multiple items flood the queue when you only press it once, then duplicates appear in the inventory upon completion where only 1 is real
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>>167654086
Where you craft one thing but it shows up as as you have made like 15x of them
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Does this game have slavefus?
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>>167654127
It seems like they do almost everything serverside I have no dea why
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Updating Hyena now.
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I didn't even realize there were videos like this, or any info before all the streamers shilled for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZzDCqGbuls&feature=youtu.be#t=24m32s
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>>167654127
>>167654146
i had this happen with cooked meat. it tripled when it was done
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>>167654172
it's my understanding that DayZ does a shitload of stuff server side in an attempt to limit what hackers can fuck with
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>>167654148
>all he does is roam the land and break stuff people have worked on.
Get a real job Mitra you are a fucking bum.
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>>167654231
>having nudity enabled doesn't give Mitra a massive silver horsecock that he can skullfuck your buildings with
The devs had one fucking job
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>>167654179
It's patched and running now.
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Every time I play these fucking games it's always the same.

Show up late to the party, autist friends are already level a billion with max gear and a giant castle of fuck you.

me: that's....a..cool...castle I guess....What can I do

friend: Idunno, gather some stone to add to our thousand other stone?

me: o...k

At least patch it in so they can put me on the wheel of pain so I can play thrall-simulator 2017
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>>167654623
uguu
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>>167654623
why are you late dummy
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>>167654678

Work shit hours so my weekend is is on Saturday and Sunday
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>>167654724
>go to work
>blame the game
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>>167654724
jokes on you, I've been forsaking school and am going to fail out of college because I wanted to play some Conan Exiles so I'll be on the streets next quarter
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>>167654827
File for FASFA and u be aiight
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>>167654623
> smaller play time than friends
> free high level armor and weapon
> time to roam because all base are impossible to raid autism castle on top of mountains
> lag fest impossible to kill people

I'm conflicted
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>>167654895
>ywn be a non-roleplayer suffering from boredom or conflict
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>>167654895

Are all these autism simulators this horribly laggy? I got stuck in someones house before because it lagged in
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>>167655250
This one suffer from lag ghosting and people teleport around a lot.

The lag also affect the player position on the map, you can easily fall from mountains or get stuck in structure, you can easily get stuck into the large fire...
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>>167655250
>tfw I accidentally rubberbanded into someone's house, stole some shit off their body and rubberbanded back out before the house loaded in
>tfw I lost my best gear to a fuckton of spiders and hyenas hitting me from 30 feet away
If the new patch doesn't fix servers taking a huge shit when more than 10 people join I don't know what I'll do
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ishtar religion when
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>>167654623
think of an expansion to add to their base, or wait until they need one, or help build a backup base in case your main base gets wiped so that you guys don't have to start over from scratch
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>server wipe
>playing with a buddy, rush to level 10 in the river basin
>simple box survival mode where we hunt xp with stone mauls and craft a gorillion things for our future base
>pro hike to our base in the west
>immediately fortify up with our pre-crafted buildings into level 15
>IRON PIKE GOD MODE KILL STUFF TIME FOR 15 LEVELS
>fortress has been slowly growing with drops off NPCs
>Many many many wheels of pain, many thralls
>Run into a dude setting up nearby, convince him to join the clan
>STEEL
>ANCIENT KHOPESH
>"I think we need to raid somebody"
>start with the autismcollective tower, the only place with T2 defenses
>they foolishly exit to fight ANCIENT KHOPESH and all die
>raid around the map
>much looting
>much QQ
>chased back to the base
>dude gets T2 AND T3 defenses up during raids
>retreat to our impenetrable fortress of many many archer thralls and enjoy the crying

with teamwork, anything is possible
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>>167645196
>noisy torches
>not elegant stygian brazers
but why
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>>167646032
>Horsecock Isle
sounds like my kind of place, might try to find it
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>>167646597
it's bugged atm, i made one, all it does is wipe your religion, making you unlearn the basic altar and making it cost 50 points.
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the desync is fucking ridiculous, fucking hell this game shouldnt even be in early access
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>>167656775
it did that for me.
i drank a couple more yellow potions and eventually it worked.
but it does wipe your religion and your free 50 points altar for some reason.
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>>167649147
This isn't real life, strength has zero effect on bows, accuracy does, and it's the same shit formula for weapons.

They already acknowledged bows are shit and getting reworked in their reddit ama.
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>>167649226
hammers only downside is it has no t3 weapon. steel trident is superior, can two shot deer before they run away and has minor knockback/range.
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>>167656971
That really depends on whether you've got some super balanced compound bow, or shit like pic related which is more likely in the scenario of conan
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>You will never be Atlantean master race ;_;
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>>167656775
>>167656886

maybe religion and altars are a part of the respec
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why do all u fags play females
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>>167657108
he means that conan isn't using realistic bow mechanics so strength doesn't matter for draw distance, iirc in real life it takes a lifetime of training to be a good longbowman, which was one reason to use guns over bows
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>>167657306

so we can masturbate to our characters
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>>167657108
the hyrkanian bow is clearly a recurve and supposed to be tier 2, but it's shit and still fires 10 feet.
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>>167657306
Because I'm a self-hating trap still in the depths of the closet of denial; however I still want others to see me as a woman in a semi-anonymous setting whenever I play online games.
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>>167657108
the CROSSBOW has a 10 foot drop. ok. they know bows are shit tier.
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>>167657306
I love big floppy dicks as much as anyone, anon, but playing in 3rd person is pretty advantageous in combat and sometimes you want to see girl parts
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>>167639530

i get "the server you're trying to connect to is running an incompatible version of the game" or some such shit when trying to connect to the "old server"
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>>167657612
post dicc
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>>167657654
here you go bby. I even got a little hard for ya.
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>>167657306

>not creating waifus and fapping to them during downtime
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>>167657868
Damn I should've known Guy Fieri was a trap
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any word on how good modding will be for this game? will we see skyrim-esque sex dungeons?
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https://discord.gg/DByjXnG
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>>167658321
Excuse me?
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>>167639530
>look at steam server browser for game
>nobody has been in a server longer than 2 hours

what the fuck? why can't any server stay up for longer than maybe 10 hours?
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>>167658553
maybe there was a patch or something..... nah
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>>167658604
How can patches be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>167658604

a patch? preposterous!
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>>167654517
>>167654179
thank you
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dead server
dead game
dead thread
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targes are 10000% dogshit. a hyena broke the iron charge with two fucking bites.
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>>167659109

what is dead may not die
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>>167659209
>make iron pike
>two shot hyena from outside it's bite range?
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>>167659209
>using shields
they're literally useless my boy.
break after 3 blocks everytime.
easier to just jump around like a retard while swinging.
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the women in this game have the most delicious feet, why can't mmos make good feet?
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>>167659282
I made the ironpike and I don't see the appeal. I don't have more reach than with a sword (which may be because of server lag) but even then the sword offers more maneuverability and adaptability. Want to drag a thrall? Sword's fine. Want touse a torch? sword's fine.

pike isn't.
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>>167659209
the worst part is you get stunned when the shield breaks, letting them get in free attacks while you recover
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>>167659209
Durability is fucked on a lot of items
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>>167646806
I'm worried they're going to over buff the fuck out of them and we will end up like rust with bucket ass naked retards running around slaughtering people with head shots.
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>>167659419
I just use the Iron pike to grind exp.
its got more dura then the sword.
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>>167661262
Yeah, I'm afraid of that too. Maybe making it stronger against animals would be a reasonable buff.
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>>167657886
I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM BNSG LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why is Set the best religion?
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>>167662702
Egypt is kinda rad and snake arrows are b-movie incarnate
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>>167662702
>about to restart on vg & /v/ servers but dont know which religion to pick

>free arrows or foreverfood or pots

pls help
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>>167662812
Pick based entirely on which avatar you think is cooler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-aO6JaV7A
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>>167662702
Crom is #1
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>>167662890
What does crom bring?
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>>167662812
Well you can always get the shrines for others later on, so really it's what you feel is the best for early-mid game. Set gives you a pretty good weapon (45 damage knife vs stone sword's 30). Yog gives you food that heals and a shit weapon as well as the whole eating people thing (26 damage). Mitra gives you ambrosia heals (no food or water regen on it) and a decent weapon (36 damage and 100 durability).
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>>167663261
nothing
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>>167663261
Nothing.
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>>167663463
The javelin you get from Yog is really, really good. 56 damage and 200+ durability, repairs with bone and the meat you otherwise sacrifice to Yog.
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>>167663261
The knowledge that everything you have, you earned.
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>>167663261
He's too fresh out of hecks to give you anything.
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>>167663261
The will to survive
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cmon anon pls update old server
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>>167663650
That's at level 20 though, I imagine at that point you could grab the shrines for the other religions. Maybe.
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>>167663463
when is mid game? me and a friend just got to the point where we are able to craft iron pick/axes though we are not on the vg servers
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>>167663261
Crom is the Git gud or die trying of religion
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>>167663261

In the lore, Crom just sits on a mountain and doesn't give a shit about humans. Crom is supposed to represent the struggle of life and the only thing he gives humans is their ability to survive and slay.

Which makes choose crom as your god pointless in the game because he doesn't give you shit.
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>>167664396
is there still a shrine for crom?
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>>167664275
I'd consider that point in which you are using metal weapons (broadsword and pike) to be mid game. By then you should have a base established in an area with decent iron and coal nodes. Mainly less focus on struggling to survive and more focus on upgrading your base/characters.
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What tribe on the server should I join if I seek comfiness?
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>>167664396
> And if you do not listen, then to hell with you.

This quote now makes more sense
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>Fulltime Admin
>still no update
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>>167664935
which server?
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>>167647361
>Not hunting with a spear
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>>167653738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQqI8Mqnjtg

This guy would have unironically made a better job.
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>>167663261
I think Crom should give a starting bonus to stats or have a passive like a 10% chance to ignore damage.

In an extreme sense, make it so that you embody Crom. Once a day, taking fatal damage will send you into a berserker rage. This doubles your damage output and attack speed while making you unable to drop below 1HP for the duration of 8 seconds. Kill an enemy and regain lost HP. Fail to kill anything and you die along with the cooldown for the ability going up to 3 days.
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>>167665438
sounds pretty fucking stupid desu
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>>167665613
yep
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>>167665438
Crom gives you the willto survive. That means you're an experienced player who needs no god to conquer and crush.

I'd give either no bonus or a small vitality bonus that can barely be felt.
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>>167665026
Full-time is only 8 hours a day 5 days a week.
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>>167665281
The 4chan one since hyena is dead
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Can we post tits and wang without getting banned on /vg/?
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>>167666212
post your steamname so ill know who you are
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I'm working on the auto-update scripts for 4chan videogames.

Server will go down every morning 3am CST for approx 10 minutes to check for updates, install updates, then generate checksum hash.
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>>167666239
i've seen it done but i wouldn't count on it if it's the center of the pic
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so are we all playing on the first server again?
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>>167666384
Thanks. This serv has really become the epitome of comfy.
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>>167666670
The devs have said they need to finish work on the open steppe map before they implement falconry.
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>>167655912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770
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>>167655912
>ishtar religion
>Goddess of love, beauty and life.
>Also goddess of wild sex and dominating men and other creatures with sexuality
>Sacred prostitutes taking followers away from other temples to lead them to theirs.
>Summon giant avatar of giant goddess waifu in a charriot lead by seven lions.
My body is ready
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Do the /vg/ servers have default gathering rates?
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>>167667287
4chan videogames is set to default
/vg/ hyena funhouse is set to 2x
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>>167667287
about x350
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>>167667287
Inflated gathering rate is not so good, craft x2 is way better
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>>167666441
it's split
last time I checked 4 were on each server
I am not starting over on default rates sorry.
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>>167666212

Hyena isn't dead, it is just persisting in the steam browser for some reason
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>tiered armors

Fucking why? Why not make certain armors better at certain things otherwise you end up with people all wearing the same stuff
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>>167667730
What's the difference?
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>>167668465
It matter a lot later
Gathering x2 fill up your bags

Crafting x2 mean you get 2 every time you craft it save a lot of time later on when doing leather, steel iron and steel reinforcement. This are crafted automatically in crafting station and take stupid amounts of time
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awesome, killed by invisible hyena with my hp bar not going down
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So with a PvE server, you can never harm another player, right?
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>>167668891
Wait until you meet falling
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>tfw raidfags come at me in groups with heavy armor and swords but I have the rusty pike
I jizz a little every time I fuck those retards up solo while nude. The chat rage is always the best. None of them can ever figure out how to handle the pike charge.
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>>167669926
Is this on the old server? Where do they tend to go? I want to be able to steer clear of assholes if possible.
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hyena crash?
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>>167670410
yea I crashed too
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You're in the Oasis and these guys slap your Thrall's ass. How do you respond?
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>>167670604
lead them into the water so that they drown
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Which server is the European one?
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>>167670785
>Still living near the river.
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>increased FoV because i saw a streamer do it and i want to be pro fps gamer
>get motion sick and headache
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>>167670071
I'm playing on a public server that never has less than 40 people online.
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>>167670961
I have iron nodes close by and good farming prospects. It's going to be a while before I move further up north. I am probably going to be level 25 or 30 before I look for a new place
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>>167671210
>tfw lvl 37 and still just north of the river on the plateau to the left of the massive yog temple
Only retards make life harder on themselves than they have to.
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>tfw you have to relog once again to get rid of build que bug
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>>167639613
Hyena is much better than the old one, I guess people don't want to start over.
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>>167671586
Are you playing on a SS hosted server? That shit seems to be unique to them...
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>>167671760
Playing on old 4chan
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>>167671738
no its not
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>>167671760
>>167671812
Also devs made a comment about them still working on fixing that in their latest patch note
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>>167671902
how about they fix the desync that makes the game completely unplayable
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>>167671825
>teleporting gazelles and hyenas
Yes it is.
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>>167671812
and that server just crashed too

sheeeeit
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>>167671946
how about you wait for them to fix it
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>>167671738
the 2x rates are great for starting over
Any followers of Set will receive my help
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>>167672504
Yes it did
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>crocs worth over 2000xp
>rhinos barely worth a 1000
>blue emu worth 3500
>rocknose only 1300

Did they balance this game by throwing darts at a board?
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>>167672613
Even 3x rates are too slow

>3500 stone, processed over the course of 3 hours, to build a tier 2 yog altar

I jacked that shit up to 10x and it still took too long
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Chances of the very first player made mod being one that makes the floppy dongs non-floppy?
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>>167672851

Rhino XP should be swapped with blue emu XP. Emus are low level shit that anyone can kill easily once they start making light armor.

>>167673245

This is why people are saying it is too easy to get the avatars. On 1x, it takes fucking forever to be able to craft higher tier shrines for a solo player. However, many servers jack up the gathering rates so a solo player can craft all the shrines in one day.
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>>167673447

Why would anyone want to do that? If anything one of the first mods would be to make the dongs erect.
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Hey is hte 4chan Server up? i jus got in from work and sat down.
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>>167673648
yes
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>>167673975
thanks man, See you guys in 15 minutes after i defeat the loading screens.
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>>167673620
some sort of viagra shrine would be cool, grind up rhino horn or something

run around with a boner for four hours
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>>167673447
Bigger asses when
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If you kill someones sleeping character does it tell them who killed them?
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any way to fix a broken armorers bench, lads
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>>167675514
broken as in bugged
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>>167674231
facial hair when
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>>167675659
Relog. It should fix it.
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>>167674231
Game needs ass and hips slider.
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Who built these shit tier fucking walls over near the oasis on the original server? Why?
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So are we just having two servers now?
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>>167675952
Hillniggers for keks
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jesus christ takes me about 10 minutes to load into a server
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>>167676160
tfw can't decide which to go to
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>>167675952
You mean the dam?
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>>167675928
Isn't there already a 'physique' slider, it's just not usable right now, right?
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>>167676520

All servers are shit. Play singleplayer until Funcom gets their shit together and fix the servers.
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>>167676449
>>167676550
Its shit.
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>>167676951
>>167676520
just go to hyena
2x rates are better and no walls so you can freely move in the noobs spawn
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>>167676669
i need it to work, smooth tummies!
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>recreate character because i spent points wrong
>end up getting those anyway because there's no better option for 8 levels
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>>167677319
Here's hoping for a bodyslide equivalent for this game.
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>>167677420
depending on the modding community and how good the toolkit is maybe we can get something like cbbe for skyrim.
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>>167675952

Post walls.
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>>167677392
if you drink the yellow lotus potion you can reroll ur character
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>apply and get accepted to heavy RP-PvP text only server
>fairly well-populated for how rigorous the app process is
>first hour is running around scavenging, running into other people and doing some RP/trading before going our separate ways
>wind up getting chased by a croc when three medium armored and broadsword wielding guys who'd been in the area run up and kill it
>take me to their camp and cloth/feed me
>as payment for the rescue, food, and protection they have me ERP with them
>my character is now their cumdumpster while they gear me up and ICly teach my in-hiding former noblewoman aquilonian character how to fight and survive

And I'm already having more fun with this game than I ever did with ARK or Rust. Gonna get as much out of it as I can before Funcom inevitably fucks it up as is their nature.
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>>167677829
>apply and get accepted to heavy RP-PvP text only server
Sounds cool

>take me to their camp and cloth/feed me

Nice

>as payment for the rescue, food, and protection they have me ERP with them

Oh

>my character is now their cumdumpster while they gear me up and ICly teach my in-hiding former noblewoman aquilonian character how to fight and survive

Oh god no.

Why must everything devolve into degeneracy
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>>167677829
sounds gay as fuck stygga
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>>167677829
>text only rp
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>>167677991
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>>167675952
>>167676951
Yeah. Tbh shitty little structures everywhere ruining the atmosphere is one of the worst things about these games.
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>>167677829

Sounds kinda degenerate but I'm glad you're having fun. Good for you.

>>167677991

I only RP lightly but I'd much rather see text than listen to someone's shitty mic or annoying voice.
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>>167677495
Bodyslide is based on CBBE, so that's a given.
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LOl ive jus gotten my nex tier of gear after ages of working twords it and went and raided jus about everyones base on the 4chan server til i realized why no one was fighting back.
No ones fucking online
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>>167678346
LOL epic bro. Just epic.
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>>167678346

I doubt that
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4chan servers are a shit
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>>167677972
>>Why must everything devolve into degeneracy in one of the most degenerate popular settings out there

M8 the entire reason this game has full nudity is because Funcom knows the ERP'ers will support it long after many people get bored.
>>
Do races even matter in this game
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>>167678742
some weapons and stuff are locked behind certain races. You can find thralls of a different race to make these items though
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>tfw can't dual wield cimmerian battleaxe
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>>167677227
>be line and manfred
>set up walls on old server to block everyone
>advertise new server
wew lad
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>>167678985
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>>167668383
seems to be the plan in the future, heavier armor is also suppose to slow you down and make you regen stam slower.

If they can get combat not to be shit and get some dark souls tier stam management game will be in a comfy place IMO
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>>167679329
who?
I just don't like those fucking walls when its crucial area you need to travel through when you are just starting off
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Katana for khitan when
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>>167679329
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>>167677227
Thing is though, with double gathering rates you would thino shit like that will eventually become even more prominent
>>
PRAISE SNEK
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>>167679943
Don't worry, we'll kill 'em before we let them block anything on Hyena again.
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>>167679329
Take them down.
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>>167678128
I ran around 4chan last night and destroyed half a dozen shitshacks.

I plan to do it again tonight.
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>>167680450
Should be a clan dedicated to cleaning the server up.
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>>167680450
might as well get the walls here
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>>167670961
>try to leave river
>
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>>167680450
Betc you can't find mine.
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>>167679994
I don't understand snek God's ability, turn snakes into arrows? I've yet to see any snakes in this game.
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which is more populated? 4chan videogames or hyena funhouse?
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>>167673620
>If anything one of the first mods would be to make the dongs erect.
That's, uh, what I was implying.
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>>167680450
Please destroy the shit-walls that wall off the spawn too
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>>167681113
They are about the same
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>>167680502
I would guess at least half of the southern shacks are unoccupied. Feel free.
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>>167679875

Chinese broadswords would probably be more appropriate, I guess.
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>4chan videogames server so cucked they have to beg random people to break down walls

You can't make this shit up!
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>>167680502

Hey man, all I'm sayin' is that we at Dickbutt have the admin in our ranks. We could probably convince him to spawn some exploding jars and make a grand old time of it blowing up shit shacks and shouting Allahu Achbar,
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>>167682156
If you think hyena won't be the exact same in 2 days then you're delusional.
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>>167682156
>couldn't handle the bantz in chat so he walled the newbies off
>>
>me and 4 friends minding our business
>This faggot and his faggoty friend come fully geared in iron, they stand there menacing
>One if ours, a naked maul using faggot hits them, clusterfuck ensues
>We kill his friend, the faggot runs away to his base
>He comes again with his friend
>we shoo him away again, this time he call a neighbour to come to us
>ffs.png
>They come in a group of 4, we turtle in our base
>Faggot keeps telling how he will get his steel weapon and knock us down.
>I goad him into doing it
>The madman goes back to his base leaving the neighbours and his faggoty friend behind
>We jump down on them and kill all three of them
>The faggot comes back but then runs away again after rubberbanding all over the place
>Woooow bunch of pussies, 1v1 me

Kek
This game man
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>>167682201

t. dickbutt
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>14 on hyena
>7 on 4chan

Is it usually this way?
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>m-muh server gets wiped or rolled back every day!!1
>m-muh server is littered with shit buildins plz wipe
pick both
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>>167682391
Me and my friends are gonna wait till friday to play again
These daily patches are Guaranteed wipes
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>>167682461
>these daily patches are guaranteed wipes

How do you figure? Literally neither of the servers have been wiped once
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>>167682389
hyena wont last. the assholes moved there, the cheaters moved there, and 2x gathering rate means 2x the walls and shitshacks. I give it a week before people start complaining about "toxicity."
>>
did they fix the "1 unique player breaks the entire server with his connection" bug yet?
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>>167682546
>implying im playing with you faggots
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>>167682201
The problem with jars is that even after you blow them up they are still there. You have to disassemble them.
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Let me share with youba good base spot

P1

Im not there tho, I got a better spot but im not telling you
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>>167682576
Really?
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Mounts when?
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>>167639530
You people are terrible at this game. STOP BUILDING IN MONSTER/NPC SPAWN POINTS. They won't appear again until you remove your shit.
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>>167683168
>first server, total newbie
>kill shit to death, obliterate camps totally
>build on resources and next to camps
>everything is despawned
it's literally the game's fault that it works like this
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>>167683325
>Dont despawn shit when buildings are nearby
>Faggots fence all the resources of the game
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>>167683427
>no one can craft explosives because everything is despawned until the griefer fucks off
Bravo FunCom
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>>167682389
How do you check how many players are online?
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>>167684124
I use the steam server browser
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why
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We need to build a bonfire and tell campfire stories.
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>>167677829
W-what server?
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>>167684497
The Day For Gicks server
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>>167684449

Already done.
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>>167683603
The only way to fix this is no building zones and ways to prevent people from walling camps
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>>167683603
Summon an avatar to wreck their shit
>>
The game is legit dying thanks to all the severe technical issues
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>>167685214
Its early access
Anyone stopping playing an early access because of technical issues is retarded
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>>167685214
poor game
guess we should have shilled more for the devs
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>>167685584
I think the big issue is that games like rust/ark were relatively unique when they came out so people were willing to look past the issues. This game doesnt have that going for it. They have to get these issues fixed pretty quick
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>>167685818
Conan have dick slider
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>>167685214

It's Funcom. Anybody who has half a brain expected it to have a lot of technical issues.
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>>167665438
>I think Crom should give a starting bonus to stats or have a passive like a 10% chance to ignore damage.

or have you start with a high survival skill without having to raise it
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>>167639530
>>>167683325
>>Dont despawn shit when buildings are nearby
>>Faggots fence all the resources of the game
>people wage war against them to conquer their shit
I just wish wooden doors were tier 0 so people would have a reason to attach them instead of walls.
Also when they implement climbing wallfags will get fucked.
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>>167687696
This
Crom should give extra stats to be competitive

Like one more stat point per level
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>>167687705
>getting home from work early to play conan

Inb4 I catch my wife with another man
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>>167688013
That sounds way too good
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>>167688215
>Mitra and Set have doosmday devices
>Mitra even have an OP healing item
>But giving crom something to make it non-useless is too good
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>>167688939
Don't forget that yog has by far the best food and avatar in the game.
>>
hide helmet option when
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>>167682310
Topkek.
Funniest part is that I can see this working as a Conan short tale. The devs really delivered in the "makng your own Conan adventure" part.
>thrown into a wild world, full of tribal savages who want to consume my fleah
>suddenly, like an oasis in a land of death, a wall stands before me.
>I get nearby and ask them to open the gates, but there is nobody there
>meet a naked pict, who also visited the abandoned camp. >he tells me that the clan moved North in their search for iron.
>we have to get there and join them, but in order to do so we must pass THE TRIAL.
>the trial consist in travelling through the Northern desert, face all its dangers and survive.
>we meet a Northerner woman, she tells us she needs to get there as well, though seems unprepared.
>we gather waterskins and hunt some beast. Prepare a small feast for the night. I save some meat for the next day.
>a Riddick-tier journey through the land of hyenas ensues, I am the warrior and the pict is the archer while the nord woman helps with a crude sword.
>but she didn't prepare for the hard trial, and she dies when she eats some raw food because we didn't have enough material for a campfire in the desert.
>the pict and I finally reach the base. The leader is waiting for us.
>we gather some materials and build our homes in the desert city
>despite the hostile environment, we acquire technology and a level of civilization undreamed by the wild tribes by the river.
10/10 adventure.
>>
So cosmeticwise, which religion should I pick? does any of them all altars look better than any others? what about gear? certain walls?

i'll (you) you any day if you got pics of it
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>>167689054
There is no reason to get crom tbf
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>>167689381

Set
>>167648434
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>>167689381
Worship Yog or take a seat on the infidel cooking fire
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>>167689343
>walk up a river on a server with 4 people
Epic
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>>167689527
oh my... that's interesting. thank you

>>167689704
i chose yog on my own and a public server, want to try something diff on vg, despite not getting to any religion part at all on the other ones
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>>167689704
>he's not completely nude
Do you REALLY worship yog or are you a poser?
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>>167689736
We used to be 16-20
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>>167689736
Tbf depending on where the new settlement is, it would be a long walk
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>>167688013
>>167688939
I agree Crom is worthless right now, but giving 1 extra stat point per level might be a bit much. If you do that you have scenarios where someone is level 50 and the equivalent level 50 crom worshipper is basically level 100 (in terms of stats). Crom worshippers would always be like twice your level. I liked this anons idea: >>167687696 where the survival skills are free for crom worshippers. Maybe give them to them at the start similar to how other religions get altars. Also maybe a stat boost at the beginning. Say 5 or so they can distribute how they want. It fits with Croms whole " I give you what you need at birth" spiel
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>faggots missing the point of crom
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>hyena funhouse
give me an estimate/"coordinate" on that map of where clans are holding house, I'm going to make a picture in paint with everyones locations
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>>167690781
>giving free reign to bomb everyone
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>>167691036
no I just like to make maps
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>>167690453
This

Crom isn't a kind or helpful good. He does not answer any prayers. He only watches, and judges you when you stand before his seat in the afterlife. By worshiping Crom, you are saying that you will forge your own destiny without the help of divine intervention.
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>>167689381
Set is the way to go when they'll introduce sorcery
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>>167691171
if there was a horse god, i would pray to him
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>>167691497
Of the colorful kind or monstergirl kind?
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>>167691167
fucking roleplayers I swear, it doesn't matter what crom is in the conans universe

He does jack shit in the game right now and nobody's going to pick that religion without some bonuses
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>>167691794
Then just don't lol
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>>167691641
monstr
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>>167691794
other religions are irrelevant too considering you can learn them all easily and build without restriction
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>>167691167
>>167690453
Idk. I felt like my suggestions were lore friendly
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>>167689343
s-sen?
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>>167690453
no, give crom worshippers 10% buff, but they have to craft a fagstick of crom at crom's dildo altar to craft the item that only lasts 10 seconds for the buff, because they want to be like yog.
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>>167691863
>learn them easily
>50 crafting points
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>sucking god dick to try and get an advantage over others
>not beleiving in crom
boi
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>>167692251
first ones are free for EVERYONE if you learn them all easily from their respective NPCs
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>find a normie server to start a new characted because of my litteral ADD
>the main river area is completely filled with horrible half built abandonned house
>impossible to build anywhere because everything is fucking claimed by shitty ruins
>decide to check the fabled thrice dotted lands
>empty
>build a camp there
i didn't really want to build there again but i didn't have much choice.
i intend to just do random shit i don't do on the vg servers, like walking around and attacking normies and stuff u no
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>join 10x server
>build cool base with bros up on plateau, getting ready to build altars and shit
>ungabunga steel raiders fuck it up


PvP is crap and not fun
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>>167692740
rust pvp is shit, we know

waiting for eve online mods
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>defecating on a statue
>sullying a virgin
>lewd behavior with a corpse
wew lads, what a night, probably worth getting exiled if it meant having so much fun
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>>167692740
get owned retard
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>>167692841
Only retard is you for just running around mindlessly hitting brick walls without doing anything cool
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>>167690781
so far
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>>167691794
It sounds like later they will force requirements to worshiping the other gods.

Mitra wants all other gods influence the fuck away from him so you will constantly have to wipe people to give him his space

Yog wants you to chow down on human wee wees so I'm assuming all that useless human flesh will be what you constantly have to eat

Set will make you shove snakes up your booty hole to please him
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Which is the better server? Hyena or 4chan?
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>>167694205
4chan.
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>>167694205
Hyena
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>>167694205
i prefer 4chan but there's like twice more people on hyena, not sure if i'll switch or what.
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>>167694205
Hyena.
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>>167694205
4chan
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>>167694205
Hyena
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>>167694205
4chan
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>>167639530
>Set will make you shove snakes up your booty hole to please him
Anon pls, they're devs not modders.
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>>167694205

Hyena
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>>167694205
Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena Hyena
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>>167694205
Hyena
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>>167694205
4chan
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>>167693295
Around O-P;4 theres Libertaria
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>>167695485
4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan 4chan
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So, this game seems to have taken off.
Why does 4chan love it so much, besides the nudity?
Does it have procedural generation or fixed maps? how deep does crafting and character development go?
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>>167693295
bunch of yog fags at F-7, they tried to eat my penis
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>>167694205
4chan has lower rates and more people are probably established there, but has had server issues and still lags a lot. Also has walls and shit.

Hyena has slightly higher rates and less established bases. Has been almost completely lag free, but like 4chan will occassionally crash and updates will keep it down for a bit (just like the original server though). No walls yet, but there was a cheater that was dealt with the first day.

Personally, I prefer Hyena, but that's because I started this weekend when 4chan was fucking up. That and the reduced lag is pretty nice.
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>>167649856
>>167649980
Str is garbage, it only scales the damage of certain weapons, only by 2% per point, and none of them are the strong endgame weapons. It's not even worth putting 10 points in.

Agi is equally garbage, there's high diminishing returns on armor points, each point of Agi is only 1 armor point, and armor gives all the armor points you need.

Survival is actually bad for you due to a calculation error. While it increases the metabolism rate, it DECREASES the duration of saturation (When the bar in question is maxed and blue). By default it's 5 minutes regardless of how much food it took to reach that state, more points decreases that duration.

Accuracy is just like Strength, but with worse weapons

The only stats worth a damn are Stamina, Encumbrance, and godstat Vitality.
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dumb gam
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>>167696064
ur dum
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>>167696176
last i checked this was a free country to be dum
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>>167694205
Hey guys it's me, Lewis CK. If you are looking for a sever to go to after you prep the bull, 4chan videogames is the spot
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>>167695858
That reduced lag won't last.
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infuriating
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>>167675952
>who built these walls
>someone on serb is named Trump
take a guess
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>>167697148
Damn Serbians
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>>167695702
Fixed map but tou can build literally everywhere. Craft is fun, but you have to be into grinding.
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i hope they add futa mods
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>>167692247
N-noMaybe
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>>167696361
The only thing we prep on 4chan videogames is the snek
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>>167684965

true. just one yog token will royally fuck shit up. he doesn't even need to actively attack, just sit there shitting his corruption aura over everything.
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>>167699385
Plus if you make them flatchested then you could play qt barbarian traps. I've actually been meaning to get on an RP server and do just that.
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>tfw just completed the trial

Was kind of cool crawling through the canyon to the three dots. Trying my damndest to avoid hyenas
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>>167701171
did you get wrecked in the end?
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>>167701364
Nah. Was laying a little bed down just in case when a croc attacked me and almost got my ass.
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Does this game have gateways? Or can you just do a wall with a door in it
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>>167703061
what's a gateway
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>>167703061
yes there's large gates
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>>167703158
Maybe he meant a gatehouse
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THe IP of the old server isn't working for me
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>>167703158
>>167703457
Yes this. Sorry English isnt my native
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>>167703629
then leave for hyena and expirence how the game was MEANT to be player
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>>167700165
s-senpai
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>>167692740
>T2 base has a T1 roof
>climb the mountains and jump in from above
>STEEL our way inside
>ungabunga T3 steel waits for us inside

PvP is FUN!
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spend a couple hours farming stone so i could experiment with building

seems like you can't get higher than 3 staircases
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>>167705046
and forgot to add more than 4 tiles away with ceilings
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Sen's fortress best fortress
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is the game good ?

cause im tired of the hundred of fucking survival multiplayers game out there that are just the same and i end up dying 5 minutes in to a guy who played for 30 hours
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>>167705545
Looks like ass
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>24 players on that US EAST server
PANIC
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>>167705869
What
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>>167705036
>Wait until the enemy comes
>Slash your way out of the fortress in an epic escape.
There.
>>167705652
In this game you will die 5 minutes in into crocs, hyenas, bat monsters, spiders, scorpions, giant turtles, imps, other players, npcs and so on...
and you will love it.
It is currently possible to beat a level 10 on level 1 and if you are VERY good and the other one is a total retard maybe you can beat up a level 20. Find buddies to team up with and rape and pillage.
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>>167705545
nice resolution
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>>167705959
thirst kills you first if you don't overspend your stamina around enemies but hyenas are the biggest cause of death is suppose

also today i ran into 3 hyenas which were inside a hillside but attacked and killed me
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tfw guild leader switch sever
tfw can't invite anyone else to guild
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>>167706157
just leave the guild and start a new one :^P
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>played like 3 hours
>only ran into one same guy like 3 times
>he must be my neighbor
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>>167706409
you know what to do
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So I am on the hyena server. Seems like no one has built around the 3 dots. Where is everyone?
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>>167706571
do as you're done by when it comes to harmless individuals
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>>167706780
is that moose trying to seduce him?

on another note; SEX MODS AND RAPE MODS WHEN
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>>167706001
hey, at least it's not 800x600.
On another note, I made my character because I thought we'd get wiped soon, but it's kinda growing on me.
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>>167706938
animals have these things called mating seasons and they're usually not during winter
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https://conanexiles.ginfo.gg/#c=-61;28;2

Map of resources + priests. Legend is top right to filter stuff out.
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>tfw everyone complaining about hyenas when the true enemy is pic related
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>first survival game I've ever played
>having fun
>suddenly I can have slaves
>takes too much to build the necessary shit so postpone it
>level up to 45 and decide to get me some slaves
>remember i saw a tribe of black people up in the mountains
>go back there and start bringing in slaves back
>all is going well my place has pretty big walls so no one can see what i'm doing
>somehow out of nowhere see some guy running around inside my base
>ask how he got in here and he says he just spawned in here
>stares at my slaves for a while and says nothing
>continue playing with no more interruptions
>finally time to take a break
>come back home from work
>can no longer connect to server

I thought admins were not allowed to ban people yet. did they implement something or what?
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>>167707727
delet this
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>>167707727
Spiders can be avoided though. They're dangerous in areas where they're common, but they're only common in a couple areas. Hyenas are EVERYWHERE.

Also, a chance of poison is far less dangerous than guaranteed halved movement speed, especially when you're swarmed or a more dangerous enemy also spots you.
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>>167707727
>tfw my interest in this game is escaping because I'm a massive pussy when it comes to realistic spiders in games
m-mods when oh god
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>Around the oasis area
>Hear grunting or something
>Look top left
>8 crippling poison
>See crocco gunning it for me in the distance
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>>167708570
>killing rhyno
>hyena comes over
>kill hyena while kiting rhyno
>finish killing rhyno
>another hyena
>crippled
>gator eats me

Fuck those assholes.
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>>167708570
spiders slow you with their projectile attack
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>>167708931
i wish raiders would slow me, bring me to their camp and send their projectiles in my face.
mods when
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>>167707727
hyenas are polite and stand ontop of eachother and eagerly run to you to let you kill them.

spiders make you work for it. you have to trick them into position.
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Ambrosia was healing corruption a few patches ago and now it's not ...or am I crazy?

Ambrosia is literally just a (far) worse version than purified meat?
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anybody want to join me on a x2 pub server?
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>>167710581
What is a pub server?
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>>167710037
All regen effects are identical, so not only that, but there's no difference between Ambrosia and the potentially much cheaper Aloe Extract.
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>>167710641
public.
this one usually has a pop of 40/50
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>shitlords trying to snipe my archers
>kill all 5 of them and force them relocate
peace
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Why are the 4chan servers so comfy?
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>>167710793
Can thrall archers shoot over fences?
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>>167711089
Not sure, mine are on walls like idiots
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>>167710951
Low pop, little pvp.
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Just got the game, which server do I join?
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>>167711708
old or new, I mean.
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>>167711708
the comfy one 4chan
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Will this ever be patched or do we rely on servers to reduce range?
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>tfw no one in this thread has yet posted my perfect base spot.
hehehe
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>friend craft tool
>like 5 get crafted
>only 1 is real
>the 4 other will disappear next time I log off
The bug I want fixed the most
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>>167712118
let me guess, it's around here
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>>167712118
Where is it?
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>>167712240

HOLY SHIT

Its not
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>>167712428

If I tell you fags gonna steal it
Gotta have that perfect chokepoint, vantage points full of iron, general resources, water and bandit camps just for myself
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>>167712031
The devs are saying that the admins can change It. Would even help with server stability. Dont know why those faggots admins didnt change that yet
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>>167711708
Hyena. 4chan was the server everyone first started on when they didnt know what they were doing. Hyena is the real server that doesnt have little shit shacks every where ruining the atmosphere of game.
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>>167712652
Shit shacks will be cleansed tonight.
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>>167712240
>>167712428

He's talking about t-5/6

I know because its one of the best spots in the game
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>build a beautiful house with a roman peristilium and atrium, bunker-like balconies and tight rooms.

>server gets wiped

Fuck this, next time im just gonna make dirt wall spams like the ones posted in this thread
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>>167712178
this bug happened to me then corrected itself before i even logged off. weird af
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>>167712178
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>>167713603
don't fall for that temptation anon
it's irredeemable
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>>167707934
>banned for playing barbarian plantation tycoon the way it was meant to be played
I really hope this actually happened
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>>167714248

Those are some sexy designs

Gotta try that someday.
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>Strength
>Agility
>Vitality
>Accuracy
>Grit
>Encumbrance
>Survival

>SAVAGES
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>>167712617
hughuhdrudurudr THE TRIAL durrr muh EASY ADVENTURING NO DANGER
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>you can make hexagonal foundations with the wedges
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>>167712739
Can confirm.

I'm clearing everything under 2 story on the south river in less than an hour.
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>>167715313

?????
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So if you have a house on the south river you need to make a second story or it's gone.
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>>167715193
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Whats up guys , come join our server
BTM : Exile stories (rp/pvp) Active admins
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>tfw no big, strong barbarian to let me milk them dry for fetching materials for them
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>>167708867
>>See crocco gunning it for me in the distance
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>>167716667
yo, make like 3 more servers. We dont have enough.
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>>167709383
>i wish raiders would slow me, bring me to their camp and send their projectiles in my face.
>raiders
l-lewd
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>>167712739
What about shit walls?
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>>167715313
Are you having a stroke m8
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What level were you when you completed the trial?
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>>167719017
4
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>>167719017
6 here
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>tfw you realize corruption is going to be what you need for sorceries

Fucking lame desu. Sorcery is supposed to be rare in the Conan universe. Not something any swinging dick can get
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>>167719561
95% chance for sorcery attempts instantly turning you into a skeleton when
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>>167719561

Just how gameplay mechanics are. They originally wanted to make magic in AoC extremely powerful but very damaging to your character early in development. Eventually they realized it just wouldn't be as fun for 80% of the playerbase like that so they made those classes.
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>>167719561
I just think of it as the exiled lands having a bunch of the necessary ingredients for people to stumble into sorcery, but the attrition rate means that no one will be able to really ascend to demigodhood.

Like compared to Hyberborean sorcerers for example us PCs are basically children playing with matches.
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>>167719561
Copying from a forum thread
Magic in the world of Conan was never about casting fancy fireballs and buffs for the team, but about mind tricks and carefully planned dark rituals that bring forth all sorts of unholy powers. That's where the "sorcery" features come in:

But first, how would that work? Like this:
>1-
You can only obtain "mana" through sacrifices and rituals that are not easy to perform, so you better think wisely before wasting away your powers. NPCS would give you less mana, while players killed in a ritual would recharge your dark magic way faster. Animals or item offerings may work too, to some extent.
>2-
High quality artifacts and crafted items can be used to increase the amount of MAX mana obtained. Some crafted items may increase the amount of mana you obtain during sacrifices.
>3-
"Sacred ground", which is a glorified crafting block which also increases your max mana while you step on it.

That balances the game greatly because even a sorcerer of the highest level you won't be able to perform the strongest spells without the right amount of mana, which will often be more than the one you have. So, to actually cast some overpowered spells you will need all sorts of empowering artifacts and a good place of power to perform your rituals.


Note that to perform most of these magics you would need to be a very high level player and you'd be basically sacrificing stats and skills to reach those levels. And still, without the right items and mana you will still not be able to do anything major, so that only a few players from a very organised dark cult that regularly works on getting mana will be able to do most of those things.

the "sacred ground" blocks would lead to the construction of temples of sorcery, which would naturally be filled with artifacts, which would naturally attract other sorcerors. It's like adventure writes itself here!
>>
US EAST down?
>>
need a nutritional system
only the well fed can stay ripped or thicc
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>>167721143
Or they can stay a qt slender femboi and be pounded by turgid barbarian cock
>>
>>167721231
>capture ripped barbarian thrall
>slowly starve him until he's lost all his muscle
>make a mildly fattening gruel
>get your herbalist to pack the gruel full of phytoestrogens
>convert ripped manly warrior to soft, slender, bubble-butted slave.
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>>167721549
Just make sure he's got the right bone structure for it and you're good.
>>
Renegade can you upgrade the clan status of a guy on the Hyena server? We are trying to get people in.
>>
How do you give your fighter slaves weapons/gear?
>>
>>167721638
Manly bones means you only work that hard if the guy was a real pain in your ass and turning him into a pretty cockslave is worth how much you'd have to pay a sorcerer.
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>>167720656
What kind of spells would you like to see in Conan exiles?I'll post the best on the thread
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>>167722225
Genderswap.
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>>167722225
Customize someone else's character.
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>>167721682
Renegade pls ;_;
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I can move the 4chan server to Las Vegas, or I can keep it in canada.

Take your pick

http://www.strawpoll.me/12293290
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>>167721682
>>167723165

Didnt know you guys were still playing on that server.

Ill log on now.
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>>167722225
raise skeltal army and send them to attack a base. Like you don't lead them, they're a fire and forget kind of deal. Wave your hand and send death towards those you judge.

I feel like it would be a good way for highly developed sorceror citadels to extort lesser villages that live under their shadow. If they refuse to pay tribute, push a skeleton horde at them for shock and awe.

Also the same thing but with demons and stuff.
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>>167722394
>Make all characters look like the wizard for 30 sec
>Turn things into gold
>Genderswap
>Encumbrance x10 for 20 sec
>Black lotus throwing potion craft
>Capture a player slave and use his blood and flesh to become him for some time (not stats or skills, able to open his clan's stuff.
>Be able to resurrect dead players or npcs to fight for you as thralls for some time.
>Horde summoning (requires mass ritual, player sacrifices, a temple and high level artifacts)

All of those spells would work with the crafting system. The wizard would "craft" the spell with the required items, corruption being one of them. While crafting them, he'd be unable to move other than walking and begin chanting with an animation.

He'd be able to cast ONE spell at a time only, and once the "item" spell is ready, it would degrade in 30-60 seconds. So they would be unable to just cast a spell and keep it ready for the battle, they'd need to carry the items with them to battle and cast the spell there.
>>
Let the purge begin.
>>
Is the Hyena server gonna die?
>>
>>167725145
yes. very soon

t. old server admin
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>>167725273
They're both going to die because that's what happens when you rip communities in half for no reason.

t. real old server admin.
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>>167725145
Two of us are dropping the game the moment For Honor hits, so maybe.
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>>167723646
>the 4 chan server is in canada

Really? Maybe thats why it performs like shit for so many people
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>>167725337
i mean u hosted it in africa nigga, it's been a lagfest regardless of bugs for anyone in NA
>>
4chan down? can't connect, though i see myself on the player list
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>>167725619
Canada, and no I didn't.

I chose a host in Kansas (Center of US) and they gave me one in Canada.


>>167725623
It's down. We're going to Vegas.
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>>167726151
>I chose a host in Kansas (Center of US) and they gave me one in Canada.
the FUCK
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>>167726397
"Unfortunately Kansas has been removed from our network due to an issue we've been getting with connectivity at the datacenter. Unfortunately the datacenter does not seem too interested it resolving that problem for us, so we've dropped our contract with them. (Kansas is no longer available on Order Forms)"
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who wants to join my clan on a public server?
its x2 and I'm already close to tier 3 shit.
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>>167726151
So since the hyena one is apparently dying whats the outlook on the 4chan one
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Hi please join my servers.
158.69.243.44:27033 pw=respect 158.69.243.44:27036
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>>167726847
fug forgot the discord link
https://discord.gg/Fs2DJ9z
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Server move in progress. Nothing is being wiped.

>>167726878
Depends.

I'm going to start destroying buildings of people who haven't logged in in 48 hours, so server performance should increase a fair bit.
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>>167727171
Use explosive jars or some shit and not the delete command that rolled back the other server.
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>>167727284

Fuck that.

YOG YOG YOG YOG
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>>167726878
admin is nazi killing his own server, it's going to die in a few days
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>>167727284
I just stroll around as Mitra.
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Stop fucking making new servers you cunts. Hyena is doing just fine.
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>>167727672
>tells people to stop making new servers
>plays on a new server
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>>167727809
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>>167639530
>put server IP in steam server browser
>server not found

what the fuck man
why can't i fucking connect to any server directly?
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>>167728116
even in horrendous relsoultion, she is still the cutest
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>>167727020

Join my server. There's already some locals (not /vg/) so you'll have peeps to kill, but it's established for the past week.
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aww man i jsut started to smelt some iron in my furnace before server died. hope i dont burn through some unnecessary coal :(
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>>167727902

Momoa was actually ok as Conan. The rest of the movie however...

What I don't understand is why they always feel the need to wipe out his village at the start. I liked the pict raid stuff, but it's always some fuckin' warlord coming in and burning the place down. Never anything about just the general wanderlust he feels which causes him to leave, if they really need an opening action sequence they could do something like the raid on Vanaheim when he was a teenager or whatever.
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>>167728116
read the above 10 posts
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>>167728316

>join this normie server
>they totally won't kill you at spawn guysss
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>>167728507
>Momoa was actually ok as Conan.
Bad direction, bad movie.
Momoa looked more Conan as a Khal Drogo than as Conan. Which is a shame. He was a good choice.
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>>167728521
It has a bunch of carebears who circlejerk over some dude's GF. I'd rather play with you guys but I'm not sure if I want to shut down mine and commit to the /ceg/ dying server(s).
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Is there any reason at all to pick Crom, or is that just there for muh roleplay
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>>167729070
crom is there so you can make a mistake on your first character
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>>167727902
>>167728507
He played Conan?
Looks more like Prince of Persia.
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>>167727672
>hyena is doing just fine

I wish anon. Thats the one I play on. But read some of the posts above you. Apparently there is a good chance it is gonna die
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>>167728392
uhh, any chance of the main /vg/ server going up tonight? i dont want to log in tomorrow to find all my coal gone :(
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>>167730012
Yep, server is up.

NEW IP 104.143.12.130:27165

It's under the same name '4chan videogames'
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>>167729670
Not the anon you were replying to, but I don't see anything aside from the usual shit. Seems pretty active tonight.
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>>167721549
>6 months later
>funcom adds body sliders
>community creates lewd mods
>run around as a fat amazonian capturing femboi slaves for my harem
funcom don't let me down
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>>167730106
oh my GOD another new server, pieces of shit killing this game
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>>167730484
Im talking about these
>>167725273
>>167725406
>>167725337
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I'll solve this problem by creating a new server don't worry guys
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>"hyena's gonna die!"
>old admin salty as fuck it didn't die when he kept crashing new server with his hacks
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>>167730925
Meh, hardly seems like cause for alarm. People claimed it was already dead when it had the rollback, and now it's getting slightly more populated.
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>>167730858
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man, can't wait for shaved pussy/underarms mod
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>tfw not even bothering with food and water and amassing a cache of sweet yog meat beating my corpses
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South river on 4chan has been purged.

Mitras went on a rampage and destroyed about 40 shitty shacks.

Hopefully it helps server performance. Seeing how all the popular servers wipe every 3 days...probably not, but it's the best I can do besides wiping every 3 days.
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>>167733568
just destroyed me house faggot, thanks. never coming back.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOG WHY
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>>167733074
>violent barbarian woman who likely hasn't bathed in a long time
>shaving her pussy and armpits
She has more important shit to do. For example: kill and eat people for the glory of yog.
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>>167733568
Popular servers have 40-70 faggots creating thousands of structures so I guess they have actual reason to wipe if the server performance ACTUALLY degrades.
Server lasted 9-10 hours (with two disconnects) before it was taken down today.
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what the fuck!?
I just logged into 4chan server and my base is destroyed!!
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>>167733694
once they add the physique slider i'm losing that 8 pack and roleplaying a courtesan and servicing clans in exchange for gear
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>>167733809
You reminded me to take down the aggro range.

>>167733962
>>167733610
I didn't destroy bases. Just shitshacks, but you would know that if you weren't full of shit.
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>>167734136
4x4 shack isn't a base
I lived there.
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godmoding admin spawning in avatars on old server, more abuse of power alerts to come within the hour
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>>167734258
t. butthurt hillnigger
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>>167734258
You know all I have to do is make a fresh server and your will die too, right?

You're trying too hard. It's a game.
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>>167734313
yeah right, i'd like to see you try faggot
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>there are actually people ITT who didn't pick best god for the mount
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Set up a new server for the lads since I hear the last two went to shit:

216.244.86.139:39615
password: weebsRus
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>>167734481
Bravo devs, 10/10 game of the century
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sry, was looking at logs and it stopped the server.
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>>167734493
password didn't work
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>>167734481

Now this is the type of typical retarded Funcom shit I've been waiting to see.
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apparently clan permission changes are crashing servers, according to the subreddit. so if you want to grief either server just log on and make some clans til it gets patched lmao.
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ay server owner lads, let's spike up your server bandwidth usages with a fix to instantly load all objects:

http://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/discussions/0/133256689833418626/
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>>167735371
those dudes are running dedicated servers. we're renting some third world euro servers for $40, half a year's income for most of europe.
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>>167734481
And you people wonder why servers go tits up all the time.
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Why don't I see topless NPC's in a full nude server?
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>>167735783
Because they aren't meant to be sex slaves anon.
That's my job
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>>167735783
you have to set it to full nude yourself, also npcs are wearing clothes usually
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>>167735887
>>167735915
I just wanted a naked dancer in my humble abode.
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>>167735978
What part of that's my job did you not understand?
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>>167735978
>think i made a 10/10 hottie
>log in
>it's a bug eyed whore with sunken cheeks
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>>167736181
The face options are pretty bad
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>>167736181
>any mmo ever
>create 10/10 waifu material
>enter game
>everything looks like ass
>the in game lighting makes any of the hair colors shown in the creator impossible
I'm sure that the devs, or at least modders, will enhance the art of waifu crafting as time goes on
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>>167736358
revelation online is ok

well the characters

game is ass
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They need an alternative method to collecting bark.I have like 2k hides waiting for bark.
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>>167736181
Nice forehead
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>>167737098
that's all their foreheads, unless you choose a non-forehead showing haircut, ain't no forehead slider
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Are there any admin commands to disable crafting resource requirements or weight limit for a "sandbox building" style mode?
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>>167736392
>that
>ok
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>PvP, corpse looting, and player base damage is on
>none of you faggots fight
Why not just make it full on PvE and turn stamina consumption to 0.1 so you can turbo PvE in peace?
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>>167737486
4chan is for comfy people only. Hyena is what you're looking for
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>>167736358
BDO, you can even switch to different lighting in chargen to see how it looks.
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>>167737486
we're not barbarians who need laws to guide us
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>>167737579
no one attacks on hyena either. it's all polite resource sharing shit builders.
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Hyena should turn down the player xp kill modifier. It gives way too much exp compared to crafting/gathering. People are already well into their 20's.
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>>167689975
>>167688013

I think it should be either 1 free stat point in each stat (which would be really strong at the beginning because a crom worshiper would basically start at like level 6, but over time it would matter less and less)

or the survival stat should be free/super cheap for crom worshippers at all levels (if you make it free then cap how many times you can level it per level, like you can level it once per level in addition to your normal stat points), since survival is considered to be one of the useless stats, it won't be OP
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>>167737704
Barbarians didn't wait for the Romans to come at them. Be the first to start the Great Slaughter
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>buy into "reduced lag" hype for old server
>log in
>getting beat to death by 4 imps
>try to run
>they're warping and rubberbanding
>die
cool
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>>167720656
> the lag was in fact a powerful spell
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>4chan has now renamed their server "/vg/ Hyena Funhouse" and put a password on it

amazing. what a guy.
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>>167739195
>powerful spell that simulates shitty latency to all those within the radius who are not in your clan
fund it right now
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Is getting all the light armor worth it?
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Is there anyway to upgrade buildings or do you need to tear everything down and replace it brick by brick?
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>>167639530
>server i play on finally stops fucking dying every 3 seconds
>go out to get my first batch of iron after getting my blacksmith bench/iron tools made
>sun starts setting as im heading back
>sandstorm immediately after it gets pitch black
>run into a rhino immediately after i snapped this pic
>still made it back though
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>>167707727
Two maul swings my man, no need to crouch.

Even easier if you can work with the fucked up state of bows.
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>>167741378
If you want to do anything with combat you kind of need to follow the armor unlock tree all the way to heavy armor, which requires unlocking light and medium
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>>167741907
Ok, thanks for the advice
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>>167727902
I didn't like Momoa. He didn't have that ekstra spicy charm Arnold brings with him when he acts.
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>try to place stairs here
>it makes the "stair placed" noise
>item consumed from my inventory
>NO FUCKING STAIR GETS PLACED

And that's the story of how the church of yog was limited to two floors.
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>>167742117
Horsecock, is that you?
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>>167742278

all you had to do was log out then back in, brah
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>>167742051
Eh, he was "okay", he wasn't quite Conan, but I didn't feel Arnie was really either.

Needs the Frazetta style square-cut black hair and a look that could kill.

Momoa was too Baby-Faced, Arnie was too "Teutonic".
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>>167737486
Because in that sort of environment you CAn run around raping and killing indiscriminately, but you'll soon find yourself at the mercy of an angry band of your victims who organized on Global and decided to hunt you down and demolish your house.

Only the truly powerful can kill without fear of consequence.
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>>167742329
No I haven't played on any of the thread servers, this game is laggy enough on 40ms ping
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>>167739117
Git gud
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>resources and npc's stop spawning near buildings you place
>person on my server put a campfire next to group of iron ore
>it's not spawning anymore

very sneaky way to grief. will probably get patched to not do it to ores once more people figure it out.
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>>167743235
I built my house next to a giant tree, one of those ones you can't cut down, and the tree fucking despawned somehow. I thought it was part of the map.
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Bought this game a few days ago on release but it was nearly unplayable, moreso for my friends who happen to have better pcs and internet connections than I do. Still on the verge of considering a refund, are you guys noticing anything being fixed, is rubber banding just as bad as before?
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>>167743447
it's early access it's going to be unplayable for at least another month
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>>167743447
I've just been playing offline with no grinding, enjoying the game a lot
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>>167680963
turning arrows into snakes would be more useful
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>>167680963
No no you misunderstan

You get a snake

put it in bow

fire snake

it bites the target

create snake at altar
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>join permissive casual rp server
>run into clan of cimmerians on my way to iron, naked run with bedrolls
>say they only take warriors usually, but there's "another way" to be initiated
>get gangbanged by three big dicked cimmerians for a few hours
>they give me full medium armor and iron tools and living quarters
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>>167744984
Pics of chat pls
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>>167744984
what server anon, i want to be gang banged too
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oh sheeeit boys, funcom says they recouped the cost of development on sales, 320k copies sold
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>>167744984
Cimmeria RP-PVP has a brothel where you can "work" for resources. Not kidding.
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>>167744984
>want to trade body for resources and be the camp whore
>tfw I know I'll drop my spaghetti the second I try and type-fuck somebody
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>>167745704
come work the brothel whore
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>>167745742
But what if you guys are disappointed with the service? My tender virgin hands might not be able to produce a quality experience.
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>>167745876
We can sacrifice your virginity on the temple of set
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>>167746204
You would give me that honor? I would graciously accept my fate at the temple if I actually had the game and didn't just shitpost about wanting to rp as a whore in the thread.
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>>167746509
Now listen up you little slut. You go buy that fucking game right now so my customers can plow your filthy worthless cunt.

You gonna haul in a lot of iron bars with that pussy.
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Time to go on adventure through the western pass to the northwest to beg for free shit.
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>>167744984
Server pls
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>>167746602
But master, I don't want to give up my 30 hard earned shiny rocks yet. I've heard that the shifting sands prove to be a very unstable foundation for any developments, even going so far as to render the world bare once more every few moons. I would rather wait a month or so to see what the fates reveal of the future for our clans.

I'm sure there are other women who can cover my shifts in the meantime.
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>teleport behind u
>crippling
Pff, nothin personel exile
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>>167746986
This world has been stable for 8 cycles, and the administrating Gods are mercyful.

Your 30 shinies are well spent on this adventure!
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>>167746986
go for it already, you fucking slut.
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>>167747047
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>>167745359
Nice! Hopefully they learn that the survival meme is fun and profitable
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new pvp meta?
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>>167747107
That is good to hear, but I will have to sleep on it before I come to a decision. Perhaps we shall see each other among the dunes soon.
My friends just got me onto Ark (their server and everything) right before Conan came out and I don't want to be the dick that quits on them right away

>>167747324
When I walk through the city gates I will work to be the best slut I can be and make you proud.
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>>167747648
they learned that you need hot buck ass naked women with big tiddies and fat asses, not those shebeasts in ark with the toy story woody heads and flat asses or those baldies in rust
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>>167747653
Goddamn sorcerers.
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>>167747983
Man I just want one of these to finish production and be good. I'm so sick of playing autistic minecraft mods to scratch this one fucking itch. I'll take whatever works at this point
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>join random server to see if killing actual players with yog pit works
>see this shit
>it's 1x xp and gather

nope
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>>167749093
I doubt he turned his porn off
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>>167747653

Doesn't look like you're getting any xp though
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>>167749093
>pressing E on rocks isn't a waste of time on shit 1x servers
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>>167749326
Who needs exp when you're a god damn sorcerer. Just stroll up and take whatever you want from anybody
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>>167749303
Who the fuck streams porn these days instead of downloading it in 1080p
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>he doesn't have a stonehoard
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>>167749843
Oy vey!
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>warhammer hits from ai stagger players
>players hitting ai with warhammers dont
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Level 10 on Hyena living in the west-southwest
>ask if anyone would consider donating a iron weapon
>yeah, but he lives in the northwest and since he's doing me a favor I decide I'll wont make him come to me
>grab a stone sword, some light armor and plan out a route which takes me straight north
>have ventured a bit in that direction before so first part should be easy
>reach the pass along the dead city
>pretty much wading in scorpions
>fucking hell they are everywhere
>crawling along carefully, taking them out one at a time as I go
>halfway through some naked madman just runs past me giving no fucks
>turns out it's the guy I'm gonna visit who forgot to bedroll
>run past some player bases and from here I can see a new area
>If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been
>new area
>huge bandit forts, rhinos and locusts everywhere
>never fought a locust before and I am determined to keep it that way
>sneaking around at the speed of an actual hedgehog

To be continued
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>>167751312
>nighttime approaches
>can't see the things I need to avoid in order to survive
>nighttime rhino suprise!
>run around like crazy in the dark
>been gored once and is almost out of stamina
>thinking this is probably gg
>I stumble upon a cliff
>rhino charging me from one side and a fall which could be lethal on the other
>tfw I survive with about 15 hp, escape the rhino and the sun begins to rise
I swear to fucking god I'm not embellishing this part
>carefully proceed along the cliffs, temples and deadly animals
>find a dead lake surrounded by creepy statue... things...?
>the guy I was supposed to meet described this place to me earlier so I know I'm close
>he agrees to meet me by the lake and gives me so much free shit, not just an iron sword
>heck yeah
>I turn on my mic to thank him
>half of the words coming out of my mouth are mumbled nonsense since that was the first time I spoke at all that day.
>leave
>return journey is fairly uneventful expect for an incident with a pissed blue emu which I would not have survived without the weapon the guy gave me

Thanks for the free shit, it's gonna make the leveling easier. And for the adventure.
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>>167751312
nigga some autist left single foundation huts everywhere NW, sit inside them and swing at mobs, practically the safety highway
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>>167751461
Which. Server?
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>>167736392
post preset
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>>167752460
Hyena
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>>167737486
Kys go play rust
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>>167751461
> snake territory
> no word about those sneaky killer

You were lucky
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>>167742465
>Only the truly powerful can kill without fear of consequence.
That would be this guy
>>167747653
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>>167753312
Yeah I didn't encounter a single one. Pretty happy about that.
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http://massivelyop.com/2017/02/07/conan-exiles-has-already-sold-320k-copies-all-costs-recouped/
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>>167753798
I well I sure fucking hope that only has a positive effect on the development
>>
Thank god someone destroyed the shit shacks on the 4chan server
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>>167753798
>Already broke even
Time to cut and run
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How the music? I really liked the BGM in Age of Conan.
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>>167754003
reuses some tracks from AoC with a few new originals in the game from the same artist.

>>167753798
better give us body sliders now
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>>167754003
It's full of AoC music as well as new tracks that the AoC composer created for Exiles.
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>>167754068
>better give us body sliders now
They'll probably expand on that later. Right now they need to fix the server stability, AI, Combat, and the fucking VOIP.
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>>167753798
Hi leddit
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>>167754272
i'll take recipe balance, bark byproduct from woodworking bench, and fixing desync.
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>>167753798
> 30€
>-20%vat = 24€
>- 30%steam cut = 16,8€
> 5 376 000€
> + successful kickstarter
> cost recouped
Early access survival is the mobile gaming of pc gaming
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>>167753798
Is there anyone here who knows shit about game development? What could this mean for the devs and the development for the game?
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>>167754519
>>167754272
>>167754068
It's not like they don't want to fix all those things (or atleast that's what I'd assume). Patience is a virute for people who play early access survival shit.
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>>167754654
I have 3 years experience with FFXIV devs, they're going to take our money and funnel it all into another shit MMO or MOBA that will flop.
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max crafting speed is pretty comfy. not sure if i can go back to the vg servers.
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>>167754823
Well I just looked them and they have made conan mmos before. And The Secret World. They also happen to be Norwegian. Jävla norrbaggar varför gör ni så bra spel?
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>>167755146
yes, they also made AO. honestly the companies history is a hilariously horrible series of flops and i have no idea how they still exist as a company.
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>play as Crom follower on normie server
>routinely have shit pushed in by mitrafaggots and yogtards with their healing shit
>even once have snekfags shoot their bullshit arrows
>sincerely consider converting because this is bullshit
>keep going anyway through pure force of autism
>finally find a decent little iron node close enough to the river to be semi-safe
>have levelled up significantly from fighting off roaming packs of underage b&
>can now craft iron shit and immediately upgrade building tier
>take revenge on all the niglets that've been harassing me
>tfw realize I did it without a crutch
>tfw I saved a fuckton of points that they spent on their enchanted bullshit
>tfw satisfaction of having done shit on my own terms and surpassed normies with power of my autism
>mfw I realize this is the Crompill

This is a good feel I did not expect
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>>167755209
Well let's hope they redeem themselvs with this one. It's been going decently so far (considering it's a early access survival game).
The Secret World was a pretty good game from what I've heard. It just had the misfortune of being a mmo.
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>>167755265
Nice
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>>167754502
Hi sweetie ily
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>>167707152
how the fuck did a jaguar get there
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>>167755265
Was Crom the god of autism tier dedication all along?
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>>167741381
you upgrade with the repair hammer
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>>167741556
shit like this makes the game fun. conan isnt safe like an mmo, you could get screwed at anytime which adds to the tension and enviroment.
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I wish you could take over those larger NPC camps and tear down their shackety shit and build some good shit because they have some prime building locations
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>>167755265
but yogmeat is from tier 1 altar and it comes free
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Anyone know where the Darfari camps usually are? I need to capture myself a Yog priest.
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>>167649893
I grinded to Level 25 in a span of 3h, what the fuck are people doing that they are not 40 already.
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>>167754654
They will keep working on it until sales slow down, when this happens they will release console version and run with the money
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>>167756608
How the hell did you do that? Took me 10 hours to get to 15.
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>>167757809
Grind at the spider cave nigga
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>>167758002
Where do I find it? Any tips for surviving that?
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>>167758112
Get Iron Sword, Some Yog Meat, Iron Ingot and a Dancer and you are ready to go.

The cave is located north of the junction of the three rivers that you can see in the center of the map (follow the river up until you see a spikey cave, it has two entrances, the first you will probably run into has a spider boss close to the entrance)

Also don't challenge more than two or three spiders at once, they don't do any damage with their attacks but they will cripple and poison you with stacks, so one spider won't do any real damage to you since it usually dies before two stacks but 3 or 4 spiders will get you quickly to 9 or 13 stacks which will eat through your stuff.
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Which server is best server? I assume the x2 hyena server has shit built everywhere
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Also don't use any armor since the poison drains your HP percentage wise.
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