/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF MECHANICS FUCKING UP CRYO
I'M STARTING AN ALBUM

second for /tg/station>>>>>>>pomf serbian

first for traders are mean

Hey, going to try and get into this game. About how long do the rounds last?

>>167541556
8-12 hours

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fhmgmdwserhmnnh

>>167541556
last two rounds have lasted 5 hours

each

>>167541556
Usually about 30 minutes, assuming people play the game correctly

>>167541707
>correctly
>implying there is a correct way to play

>>167541780
Go back to bay faggot

>>167541825
why would I go to bay, it's awful there, and I never came from bay so saying go back is incorrect.

>>167541593
>>167541615
wow i'm pumped. thanks guys.

>>167542424
It lasts from 50 minutes to two hours on average

>>167541556
5 minutes to 14 hours
median is probably around 90 minutes

>>167542424
pro tip:play as assistant in your first round to get the controls and communications right.Try to stay alive and escape
after that pic a civillian job(librarian,cook,bartender) and try doing it
then you go as a medical officer and so on.

READ
THE
WIKI

they have guides and stuff
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Category:Guides

READ
THE
SERVER
RULES

I'm permabanned from /vg/ station so read the rules and never break them!

>>167541030
How are they still alive

paste an entire song,formatted.

>>167542791
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Songs
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Piano#Ode_to_Joy
>no quattre mains to this day

>>167542424
first round assistant
second round janitor
third round chef or bartender
stay away from silicons, engineering, security, and medical for a while

Is serbia dead or something?

Lobby won't load.

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Hello friends! I am Kcufretsulc, and I come from a coderbase far away! Along with my good friend BJP we have introduced some very exciting PRs that we've self merged to get them to you as quickly as possible! Please enjoy our new 64x64 sprites and new Bluespace sprites made by my dear friend 51X3N! We saw that a poll voted against adding these things, but we know far better than you faggot players!

>>167543307
I'm an assistant walking around. Looking at the sticky wiki every 5 seconds.

Did something just happen

>byond encountered an improper argument
OH GOD SERB DEAD PANIC

is serb dead?

>>167543530
It's happening to me too.

SERB?

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Valentine day soon!
Which waifu will be getting the most letters?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

The serb has become lost to the void

>didn't get to LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>second time server has died when I try doing a PR

Is it a sign

well, RIP to Marvin Burch. I walked around as an assistant, and then the game ded.

Server dead?

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At least I finished the vox lounge.

how do I botany?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>167543838
>not chilling in the medbay music room instead

You missed out bud.

>tfw actually made heal blunt meme
The hell happend at cargo? Had to pick up my own crates after a hour waiting.

>>167543878
can we make that a loading screen

>>167543943
If a 480x480 version is made.

>>167543307
>for a while
Forever more like. Anything beyond memeroles like clown and librarian, or passive roles like detective, are basically unplayable due to serb rules. Anyone who plays them is just masochistic.

>>167543990
Why is the resolution so shitty god damn nigger, I'll try though

>never got to pop out of the cake to save the sec officer
>even had a laser and a bolas saved up for it

>>167544080
Saved my ass twice during the clown / taylor inquisitions.

>>167544080
I did but then Eva shot me

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>spend that whole round as a quiet mommi autisming on the derelict alone
>get a sick hydroponics room built
>realize I have no way of getting any seeds
>*buzz

>>167543506
oooh, watch out for ick ocky
don't say ANYTHING about the current round in the tread or OOC

>>167544192

Ask the gods.

Pray.

>find out the clown is a vampire just like me near round start
>think we should team up
>he wanders off
>wait around in xenobiology to go move stuff around
>come back and it's all dark
>see dark clown in the corner being harassed by xenobiologists
>he gets up
>I know what I must do
>chloral grey xenobiologist and succ him while the clown gets the other one
>smooth as fuck and nobody screamed
>later on the clown dies and I feel regret for being unable to save him
>constantly run into evangelyne and succ her each time
>combat cyborg corners me and deletes my existence
breddy gud round
>>167544080
you saved him from me

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Tough life, huh, Eva?

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>Be assistant.
>Ask HoP for a job.
>Tells me to help clown.
>Clown goes in to maint so i turn sensors to max.
>He is a vampire and sucks me.
>Get cloned buy blue space tomato teleport in to random room and find cool shit.
>Sell one item and 1000 credits for nuke disk.
>Plan to activate the bomb.
>Fail at getting more tomatoes for escape because some fuck broke the window.
>Get cloned and they mistake me for a head because i somehow got HoPs PDA.
>Server dies.
Soooo close to pic related.

>>167544287
>not only using cash
:v stupid humans

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>>167544287
>is currently thinking about sad things

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>>167540884
>Fixing Maint Atmos problems with fellow tech
>Low pressure in all of maint with multiple breaches
>He sees a vampire
>He runs away
>Sec and Captain shows up
>We follow them in maint looking for the vampire.
>I'm starving so i lag behind
>They find the vamp/alleged vamp/ criminal
>He stuns the captain, the guard, and my fellow atmos tech
>Whip out my flamethrower
>Fire a blast
>Completely miss
>Get tazed
>Flamethrower Zas's the room
>We all go flying out the door
>Fellow Atmos tech had his magboots on, so after his stun end he got up, and handled the detective.

>>167544259
I forgot about the bit where I went into the monkey room and just before I could suck my victim a greyman walks buy and asks me to pay him fifty credits for him to look the other way, props to that guy.

>join round maybe ten minutes into it
>look around maintenance for loot spawns
>find a dead cargo tech
>take him to med
>notice lights are going out
>go to set up the solars
>find another dead guy in space by the brig when travelling between solar panels
>take him to med
>going to the solar controls behind the chapel
>find a pile of clothes in maint
>look around for a minute and find ANOTHER dead guy
>take him to med
>finally come back and turn the solar controls on
>walk by the meeting room door and see a spider and the dead HoP I have to take to med
I'm sorry if I made anyone suspicious of me

>get given captains spare ID
>do nothing with it except nab some insulated gloves to hack the jukebox
>spend most of the round DJing
>drink lots of alcohol and shitpost centcomm
>get caught in maint by warden
>he kills me, puts me in a locker and was about to space me
>watch the silliest stand off between the ert and alien mother

Was pretty fun but fuck that warden

>>167544649
What does zas mean? It lit the room on fire?

>>167545004
Old what ever your name is you are awesome for finding my body.
>>167544371
Thats what i did after.

>Be sec
>Find giant cake in maintenance
>Short tug-of-war with an assistant over control of the cake
>Assistant gets in cake
>Drag cake around as backup
>Find room with dead catgirl(male)
>call HoS over to come scan it for prints
>It takes the HoS 10 mintues to finally find the place
>He doesn't have the scanner on him
>Cakeboi assistant backup saves my ass from vampires at least twice
>Get shrekt by vampires at least twice
>Detective homie gets shrekt by vampires at least twice
>Server dies as me and the detective are stripping the cakeboi

Daily reminder to bully the shit out of Nexis and his eggman snowflake character

Daily prizes if you can get his autistic ass to quit the serveer again.

>>167545282
only if I get twenty million bonus coins for the slot machine

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>>167545282
Someone's mad about a PR getting merged.

>>167545282
Daily reminder that we still have special snowflake items in the code JUST for Nexis himself and his special snowflake Eggman character.

>>167545004
>see a spider and the dead HoP

Heh. He bought that from me and I was wondering what had happened

>>167545547
We have snowflake items in the code JUST for nexis becauise you sitll haven't made your own, shitlord.

>>167545149
It created a pressure differntial between atmospheric zones, and knocked us over / sucked us into the low pressure area.

>>167545547
>>167545282
daily reminder that hes does not have a static name and does not even play, only observe

>>167545525

Not really, but he shits himself over anything that might inconvenience himself, hell a couple days ago he quit the discord because someone did an @everyone ping.

It's hilarious

>>167546128
>want to go on discord
>afraid of the meta

>>167546324
Don't worry, just become friends with admins and they won't ban you for it

>>167545547
>>167545282
There is a guy who plays a Robotnik character, but he doesn't use the same name as N3X15 (Ivar Robotnik)

>>167546403
not sticky dicky, the META GROUP THAT'S ALREADY THERE, IF THERE'S A SOCIAL GROUP IT'S FFUCKHARD TO BREAK INTO IT

I also know you're memeing, kappa

>>167546128
No really, but you're shitting yourself about a PR.

Serb dead again?

Really?

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>>167546548
Works for me

>>167546604
pills are a meme

>>167546528
Just post and be yourself. If I can converse with people when half the server hates me, you can too.

>>167546534

Jokes on you, I don't give a fuck about PR's, I just play whatever gets put in the game.

The most unrobust people are the ones who shit themselves over changes to the game. Learn to adapt

>>167547129
FUCK YOU NO FRUIT WAS MY LIFE MAN AND THEY FUCKING RUINED IT

>>167541608
this is perfect

Why are permabanned players allowed in the discord and github?

>>167547665
>[04:57:05]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Mobile MMI 79) modified John McGrief's ckey to shomek

It's just an illusion to keep the peasants appeased

>>167547665
Because it's not automatically handled and we don't have the energy to do it manually. If you feel like wasting your breath and don't cause more trouble than it'd take to ask pomf to ban you then we have better things to do with our time.

Also in the rare case a permabanned player may actually contribute to the codebase usually as an attempt to make his appeal look better.

>>167547665
Why not let them on the discord?

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>>167547948
Ha ha, I remember the last time a permabanned shitter tried to code something.
That was a good laugh for everyone, wasn't it?

>>167548179
That wasn't the last time and they were not banned when they did the xenobio stuff.

>>167548374
What was the last time?

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>52 open pull requests

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>>167548490
Dragonbro last month? That's a bit of a gimme.

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Has anyone used the advanced cameras console or the crew monitoring console today? Minimap generation was recently fixed and they worked fine in my listen serb but I don't know if they work in the REAL serb.
If you get an error just close the game and open it again and the error shouldn't happen anymore

>>167549347
Yeah I figured it up a few rounds after the PR was merged and it seems to work A-OK now. It was broken to hell for me before so that's a good sign.

The thing is I really don't like that extra 20 seconds of minimap generation on server startup but hey, what are we gonna do really?

>>167549521
>Yeah I figured it up a few rounds after the PR was merged
>I figured it up
fired
did i just have a minor stroke?

>>167549521
There's no real reason why the minimaps need to be generated every round, they could be manually updated but OH DEAR LOOK HOW THAT WENT FOR THE MAP RENDERS!

>>167549575
Well the issue there was clusterfack is the only one that really knows what to do.

If we had a maintenance list of things that need run every month and step by step instructions for dummies it'd get done.

>>167549347
The camera icons should be updated. There's no need for them to be so large when a green circle would do fine.

>>167549903
OK sure but DOES IT WORK

>>167549347
It makes me crash, much like the power monitor does

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>>167550083
more info please

>>167550083
lag out?

>>167550180
I open it, the page tries to load, BYOND freezes, loads it once, tries to refresh it, freezes again, and I have to relog to close the bloody thing.

Same shit happens when anything dangerous is going on, it's quite frustrating to tell you the truth

>>167550301
Are you playing in a machine of uh
toaster persuasion?

>>167550369
Yup, 1.6Ghz, and BYOND's entirely serial, so I'm in a heap of shit

>>167550551
Haha, shit man.
I have no idea what could I even do to help you.
I'm trying to get it to work for most people first, at least.

>>167550551
150 gets you an old as fuck core and board that could run SS13 ezpz. C'mon senpai.

>>167550942
Point me in the direction of this 150 currency computer, and I'll nab it.

Right now running on a dell craptop that takes an easy 30 minutes to compile DM

>>167551109
Thinkpad's working decent for me and I got it for $130.

>>167544256
Place dirt trays.
Wait for weeds

SOON
https://webmshare.com/play/Vn1Wj

Is it possible to put the facehuggers you find on the roid in a bag or box?

>>167553439
Yeah have a locker and close the door (then preferably weld it so no one goes "oh whats in here" oh no facehuggers). You might be able to kill them and laz inj them but I've never tried that.

Don't bring xenos to the main station without letting people know and taking them to somewhere safe like xenobio.

>>167553390
this is great

>>167553681
>somewhere safe
>xenobio

>>167553681
Can't laz what's not a mob, they are clothing. just toss a dead monkey at them, they won't die because the monkey is dead and you can strip them out of the monkey and quickly grab it

>>167553750
"Somewhere relatively safe and within the confines of what a spessman would do while consorting with the research and command staff. Opposed to infecting yourself/others and bringing the xenos aboard so you can antagonize the round".

>>167553390
It's "C'MERE YOU"
and then once you say YES CHEF
it says FUCK OFF

>>167553390
What happens if you emag him?
What happens if he sees raw meat?

>>167553390

>IT'S FUCKING RAW

You have just lit up my will to play chef again, anon

>>167553390

Honk!

We need this.

>>167551109
I got u senpai
http://www.toptengamer.com/150-gaming-pc/

>>167554098
>What happens if he sees raw meat?
more like what happens if he sees well done meat

>>167553923
Yo probe, the leather satchel is broken on skeleton. It just spawns you in with a backpack.

>Rina literally asking for dick
>claims to not be a waifu
Why are all nu-waifus so delusional?

That bar was absolutely disgusting
Remove all sluts from premises

>>167554802
Truly the ack has been cracked. Go here.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues

>>167554840
When was that?

>when spess suddently becomes torture porn

Original trader borer here. Thanks for the fun, birbs. Tahki, you sure can handle a scalpel, bro.

I would greentext all the insanity but I don't have it in me. Cheers.

>>167554957
Ismael here, I'd greentext it too but I don't even know where I'd start.

Somebody better chronicle it though

What was up with the console at the end? No reaction from any of the tools or from glass. Normally it's screwdriver to remove the broken glass and glass sheet to fix it as I recall but that wasn't possible here.

>>167554928
When she was doing a cringy rp of being drunk.

>>167554957
I was the diona. It was interesting to watch

>>167555046
We were all laughing at you for not knowing how to succ and learn how to speak. Both traders and each of their borers, mocking you.

You turned out to be alright though.

The shuttle emp cracked me the fuck up.

>>167555103
I know I'm relatively new to ss13 and had never played a diona before.

>>167554957
>most interesting stuff of the week happens while people are busy watching naked waifus in bar

>>167555162
I figured, it was still chuckleworthy that we could all understand your suffering via borer magic but couldn't communicate to you. Sorry dude.

>>167555037
logs?

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>>167554969
This image gave me at least 3 kinds of cancer.

>>167555165
Interesting stuff happens every round! The fun thing about this game is that every round you experience something different, and no one has the same round.

Tomorrow maybe it'll be switched. The game can be simply comfy, insane, productive. Whatever you want, sometimes even not what you want. That's why it's fun.

>>167555272
It's fine lol. I had a fun time watching you guys torture Ismael either way.

>>167554969
kek

>>167555165
>Round goes on forever because of shitty wizards
>A bunch of dumb sluts become more entertaining than anything else

Bring back disintergrate

>>167555008
Start writing!

>tfw you miss what was apparently a god tier meme round

how did surfer come back? I found her catatonic body on the Roid.

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>be me
>be MoMMI
>name myself Sower and be terraforming bot
>go to Research station and grow grass+glowshrooms
>plant them
>realize there's cool seeds on the voxstation
>decide to grow shit there
>growing grass and replacing floortiles
>growing glowshrooms and spreading them about
>grow some diona but only one survives
>birds come back
>they like what I've done with the place
>go back to my gardening, don't involve myself
>they drag an engineer human off their shuttle
>he's covered in blood and handcuffed
>ohboy.png
>birds invite me to watch because they know how much I hate humans
>they build an operating table among my lush green grass and glowshrooms
>guy wakes up from his drug induced coma
>starts screaming anti-bird epithets
>*ping
>the birds taunt him for a while
>ask him how much he'll pay for his dick
>"Can I have it still attached?"
>They slice it off
>"we trader, not doctor"
>they mock him for a while longer and chop off his hands
>they cut off his butt and put it on his head
>HOS flies up to the port and asks to join the crew
>Birds accept him and he grabs one of the thousands of blunts I rolled
>they put the engineer in a dress and call him a girl
>decide to send him back to NT and get him a wheelchair so everyone can mock him
>birds go to medbay with him
>Doctors lose their minds
>yakkity sax.jpg
>am on shuttle minding my business but watching
>warden comes to sell weapons to birds
>EMP grenade launcher
>bird 2 comes back from yakkity saxing with doctors and clowns
>dragging engineer eunuch behind him
>2 doctors and a clown charge into the shuttle attacking bird2
>bird 1 launches the shuttle
>birds, me, engineereunuch inside glass, humans outside
>genius Warden fires EMP
>airlocks open
>all humans go flying out into space
>*ping
>*ping
>*ping
>*clap

>>167555165
The ghosts were watching trader shenanigans at least
Seeing five people fly out of the trader shuttle at once was amazing

Seeing the traders cutting open his hand before removing it was odd though
Just go straight to the saw next time

>>167555476

Clown here.

I just entered for the entertainment value. I'd buckled myself to the chair, as I'd half expected an EMP to go off. However, I figured I'd unbuckle and destroy the windoor for the warden, which I did. Then he stunned me (no idea why) and fired the EMP, and into spess we went...

Honk.

>>167555298
[19:46:41]SAY: Rina Visser/Fluffy_Fris (@245,263,1) As Galactic Common : Man only girls here this is fucking gay aas shit where the things at

>>167555370
>shitty wizards
>caused a ton of chaos over the span of a few hours while involving anyone who wanted to hunt wizards
they called the shuttle ten minutes after the death of the second too

>>167555476
Diona here, I'm still not sure how I didn't go flying out considering I wasn't buckled in or behind the glass

>>167555689
>drunk rina can type better than sober rina
what the fuck

>>167555683
I think he was trying to defend the birbs

>>167555683
The warden was bros with the traders, they'd interacted earlier and went through some shit together.

He was prolly trying to protect them

>>167555473
Genetics likely changed someone else to look like them. I took >her to the roid sleeper so no one would see the catatonic real one so the fake one could keep up their act.

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>>167555689
Holy shit, how embarrassing.

>>167555780
>>167555784

Okay, but he's loyalty implanted and values non-crew members over crew members? Anyway, I can somewhat understand the stunning, but the EMP I can't. Even the birbs were exposed.

Honk.

>>167555845
Catatonic one was the fake actually, medbay defibbed the body after a brain transplant.

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>mfw seeing the mega crab take back his kingdom from the waifu menace

>>167555880
nobody RPs loyalty implants, sec are all dirty cops

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>be me, classic Ismael
>cruising around causing havoc
>stroll down a hallway and notice trader bird with a broken-into IAA office
>go to security and tell HoS they killed the IAA probably, dirty birds
>discover scroll of teleportation in a random locker
>teleport into armory, get loads of guns, teleport into the bar and drop all the guns off
>walkin' around afterward, HoS starts calling for me over radio
>barricade myself in the clothing store room with multiple vending machines, doors, tables
>HoS finds me and starts coming in
>hide the scroll of teleportation very well
>threaten HoS with gun, but it's not loaded
>he sprints at me and stuns me
>takes me to security
>shows me the trader birds who have been proven innocent
>sells me to them as a slave
>hate birds with a passion
>they take me to the shuttle
>try to sell me to a janitor, but i'm too pricy
>offer to make me a gardener, but kudzu killed my parents
>tahki asks me why i framed them, i tell him that birds are money-grubbing tax-evading bastards
>he punches me half to death and says he's going to sell my organs
>tell him i know the location of the teleportation scroll and i'll sell it to him
>he asks for what price
>i tell him "just swear not to kill me"
>accepts, and they go and get the scroll and come back
>yell more insults now that i'm not going to be killed
>tahki punches me until i'm almost dead
>dragged to the outpost
>sleeper
>when i wake up 10 minutes later i'm strapped to a surgery bed
>"what the hell is this, what's going on"
>other bird holds up a skirt and asks if i like it
>i'm freaking the fuck out and start begging the diona nymph nearby to free me
>he doesn't understand
>tahki grabs his surgery tools and starts plunging them into me
>as i scream in pain he steals my penis and makes me a >she
>other bird puts me in the skirt
>beg for them to kill me
>tahki shakes his head solemnly
>"we had to take a swear that we wouldn't"
to be continued

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>Be me, Research Director.
>Immediately get to work on R&D
>Do basically everything but top teir.
>Miners and borgs getting all the mats I could ever need.
>Vampires running about.
>Xenobio lookin spooky.
>Have no idea where that dick ass xenobiologist who was nagging me for a temp gun went.
>Find his temp gun on the ground and I learn vampire paid xenobio a visit.
>Learn the borgs were blown.
>Task the Robotocist with doing his job.
>He doesn't know how to make borgs.
>Make them all bodies.
>Make a durand for a posibrain and the captain.
>While I was finishing up the captain's posibrain I'm pushed down and handcuffed.
>Accidently hold down a movement key and crash.
>Only hear a biting noise.
>Come back I'm perfectly fine despite handcuffs.
>ERT shows up.
>Offer them E-gun upgrades.
>Some guy gives me powers.
>A "Peacekeeper" comes in dragging a totaled combat borg.
>fix him up replacing all his parts.
>As soon as I finish this the server dies.

>>167555880
Implants make you loyal to nanotrasen.
Crew members aren't nanotrasen.
They're just disposable resources.

>>167555998
Looks like I fell for it then. Odd how it had most hos gear on it still so I assumed that was a real one.

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my version
>trader birb
>minding my own business farming borers on our shuttle
>suddenly over radio, other trader says he got arrested for no raisin
>figure he's probably an antag and got caught merking a crew member
>sec borg comes to shuttle arrests me, bring me to brig
>oh shit waddup
>get brought to interrogation
>other trader is in there too getting gassed by HOS by having his internals removed
>lenghty interrogation/beating happens that could be a greentext of it's own
>eventually the HOS realizes we were innocent
>we were falsely accused of murder by Ismael, the Station engineer
>as way of apology, the HOS gives us our accuser Ismael as a slave
>bring Ismael back to the shuttle
>janitor tries to buy him from us
>decide we would prefer to just torture him instead
>Ismael makes us promise we won't kill him
>we agree (important later)
>bring Ismael back to the outpost, find a Mommi has greenified it and grown a diona nymph
>explain the situation to the Mommi, it is excited and obviously hates humans and loves schadenfrude
>remove benis and give Ismael a dress
>Ismael starts shrieking, this continues for the rest of the story
>the diona nymph >>167555103 doesn't know how to suck blood so it can't understand our speech and is very confused but is enjoying itself nonetheless
>we remove Ismael's hands and butt
>HOS shows up at outpost randomly, enjoys torturing Ismael with us
>give Ismael an electropack, shock her a bit
>bring Ismael to the station for Tramadol and a wheelchair to set her free
>get attacked in medbay by multiple doctors for having a grossly disfigured human and not letting them treat it
>their blows just bounce off of me because of my borer
>yakety sax back to the shuttle
>warden and other trader are their doing business
>manage to get prisoner behind glass, other trader launches shuttle
>Warden fires EMP
>shuttle door flies open
>clown, doctor, virologist, and warden get zassed into space
>everyone else has a good laff

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>>167556352
>start begging for a way out, start begging everyone, anyone to kill me
>HoS arrives
>"how's it going?"
>tell him what happened, he nods and smiles
>"this is a great example of peace between two species"
>scream and ask him to kill me, please
>even call him Captain
>he chuckles and tells the birds to cut off my hands
>they oblige, that was their plan anyway
>pain is overwhelming as they take off my right hand
>freeing me from my cuffs, but the pain is too much to stand
>repeatedly punching myself with my now-free hand
>they try to drag me around and stop me
>punching anyone that gets close
>they finally get me into a sleeper
>eject repeatedly and punch myself desperately so i can die
>finally they get sleep toxin in me
>when i wake up my other hand is gone and misery fills me
>they cut off my butt, too
>have given up
>after a while of taunting, they offer to take me to the station to 'let me loose'
>put the butt on my head
>take me to the station
>they start dragging me to medbay for a wheelchair, i scream for help in all directions
>once in medbay i have a number of followers who believe my story that i've been kidnapped
>medical doctor is especially happy to help, toolboxing tahki as he gets close
>but tahki is too robust and manages to get me all the way to the shuttle again, even as he's being attacked
>end up in the upper area of the shuttle just as tahki closes the door to the lower area
>diona is sitting peacefully in a chair as 4 crewmembers mosh at the front gate
>shuttle gets sent
>windoor busts
>i'm like, "finally, i'm going to be saved"
>suddenly EMP
>door flies open at the bottom
>all 4 crewmembers fly out into space instantly
>shuttle lands
>everyone who could have possibly saved me or sympathized with me is now dead, and the shuttle console is broken
>take a minute to process this
>dragged back onto outpost
>tortured some more with an eletropack as i sob
>finally diona decides to just end it and starts choking me to death
>smelelele

>>167555880
warden had interacted with us earlier in the shift and knew we were good traders
he was on the shuttle to buy a borer or something

>>167556394
I felt bad for you when I came by with the materials. I guess you were just having a bad day then and not a fool. Sorry for not wanting to give you diamonds, I assumed you just wanted to make guns and be the typical shitter scientist after I saw you running around with the flame thrower.

How do I make a fast R-UST?

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>>167556851
>>"this is a great example of peace between two species"

>>167554840
>nu-waifus
t. Ashe

>>167555476
>>167556674
>>167556352
>>167556851
ebin

>>167556674
>doctors attack you for not letting you treat a guy
True facts, I am a doctor and I have done that.

Does the flash camera work on borgs?

And would you need to click on them like a normal flash, or could you do the screen-wide flash?

>>167558260
Blinds carbons, stuns borgs

>>167557256
I'm assuming you are building a ground up 3x3 field one, the output will still preform better than most normal burn chambers.
The more gyros you have the faster you will get to the needed one megapower to start the rust, 5 or 6 are good for a 3x3.
Order everything round start, I recommend atmos as a place to set up because the plas miner is there, a large space and a pretty quiet.
The fuel mix thing at the bottom of the rust page almost never comes into play.
You will need about 30 plasteel to make the rust wall frame parts, grab the eva sheets, the engineering sheets, and decon some rwall for the rest. Silicons can skip this with mat synth.
An autolathe never hurts to make fuel rods(matter cart.), or steal some from the CE room.
Even a 3x3 rust is not a quick build and anyone who says it will take under and hour from start to finish with one only one person working is a liar. Research must be done, cargo has to be functioning, and antags need to not get the shuttle called to get a rust going, not to mention the time it takes to get that megapower.

>skeletons actually have a fuckton of perks and the downsides are easily avoidable
>still the least played race by far
?

>>167554969
>myfeethurt.png
my sides

>>167558806
because not everyone plays the races for their powergay abilities and some hate them because they are literally a meme race

>>167558806
Be a skelebro today

>>167558830
I don't understand
explain

>>167554969
>HoS jacket / hat
>gas mask
>adv egun
>NVGs instead of sechuds
>DETECTIVE JUMPSUIT
>gray satchel bag alt
>gray PDA
what the fuck are you

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>>167559021

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>>167559021

>>167559057
do not forget the galoshes

Alright, let's play a game
Ban who, metacomms with who, hug who?

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>>167559128
I DIDNT BUT I GAVE UP

>>167559021

>>167558806
I don't like relying on hyperzine to be fast.

I don't actually like hyperzine at all, actually.

/vg/ user Anglosphere uses meme atmos scripts to plasma flood with his antag rolls

is this the kind of person you actually want here?

>>167559402
Nothin like a good blasmaflood to fuel the memes.

>>167559402
anglosphere is a known shitter but there's not much you can do it about it
antag freedom is important

>>167559402
Nothing wrong with plasma flooding.

I was gonna apologize to Crush for cutting our toxins lesson short but now I don't feel bad about taking him out of a garbage round

>>167558920
I play the race because I like skeletons, despite being a meme race.

However, I've had lots of moments where I thought "holy fuck I'm glad I'm not a fleshie".

I'm also one of the biggest campaigners for the skeleton exile gay baby jail, it'd be a fun thing to do when you die and would be a good way to get the memerace off the station.

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>>167559402
>>167559475
>Escape on the shuttle with no otheir life forms

I figured now would be a good time 2 flood. The flood wasnt even that good. The fire Blew up Atmos, and shut off the injectors. My oxygen concentration was shit too.

>>167559631
Megamaw, is that you?

>>167559632
Igniter signallers, spread them out in potted plants

Hit that button so everyone not in an atmospheric suit or a sillycone dies a painful death.

>>167559684
Nope. I'm the guy that did the construct thing yesterday. I play other characters and other races all the time though.

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>>167559524
>>167559402

>>167559783
Oh, thank goodness, megamaw supports skeletons more than anyone else to the point that he may have a fetish for skeletons

>when you fuck up have to be afk and when you come back the round was delayed but you don't see any admin pms so eventually you have to go to sleep
>aim to check the banpage first thing in the morning but you realize it was just a dream and you really should take a break from this shit

>>167559841
he made a comment on my github issue regarding skeletons not 5 minutes after I made it

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Daily reminder to coders that Abduction mode is a great idea and will make grayys grayyt again

>>167559973
exactly my point

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>>167557334
No, just a connoisseur of waifus.

>>167543878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aprpQ9b9oNw

This should be the song played in the loading screen with this background

>>167554969
Hey did you ever get to use that advanced E-gun? You were given literally everything RND could have given you other than a bag of holding.

>>167560282
I guess shit comes in many different flavors. You enjoy yourself anon.

>>167558806
pros
>no eyes to go blind with
>no lungs to need oxygen for
>toggle-able self-zombiepowder
>no bleeding out
>no crit oxyloss
>funky xylophone skills
>fastest operations in the game

treatable cons
>slow (hyperzine)

untreatable cons
>brittle bones
>fair game for asimov borgs

>>167558806
>needs hyperzine at all times
>fucking implodes with brute damage, the most common damage type, including pressure damage which liquifies them
>shitty forced speech gimmick
upsides:
>don't bleed (but break bones and fucking DIE extremely easily from brute damage, the damage that would give them the bleed anyways, so this hardly matters)
>no internals (easily replaced)
>
>uhh
what am I missing

>>167560982
>>167561138
You both forgot that they can't eat anything but raw meat and can't use pills

>>167560982
>>toggle-able self-zombiepowder
??

>>167561242
rest button

they have no pulse, I believe the only way to see if they're alive or not is if they give it away them self or if someone has a medhud

>>167561442
What about like trying to shake the person up

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>>167558806
>powergame so hard I eventually powergame myself into another species so I can powergame harder
>now forced to powergame even harder so as to never ever give any silishitter the opportunity to so much as try picking on me
>tfw it actually works
>tfw the game is so much more fun when you stop holding back
>tfw reached the powergame pinnacle

>>167561553
>skeleton
>powergame pinnacle
what are ANY of you people that say skeleton is a powergame race even saying

it's a meme race and hardmode if anything

>>167561713
I didn't say "skeleton" anywhere in my post

>>167561186
there's a way around both of those but I'm not going to say it because >>167560982 this guy already revealed too many of my snowflake race's secrets

>>167561814
s y r i n g e

>>167561814
is it forks and syringes

>>167561746
I assumed skeleton because that's what the conversation was about.

Are you talking about ablative/hyperzine diona?

>>167561956
No, too obvious
The hardest powergame is the subtle powergame.

>>167562015
If I guessed it, would you even tell me?

>>167562110
It's not like it's a hard guess Anon

>>167562015
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S SACID SMOKE GREY

>>167562217
acid sprays and smoke aren't the same as drinking acid
It hurts

>>167562172
Stunglove plasmaman?

>>167560282
My waifu is in this picture

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So if I fill a room with plasma instead of oxygen, a plasmaman can walk around suitless?

>>167562672
Yes, but you need to get rid of literally ALL the oxygen. If there's any oxygen whatsoever, the plasmamen will ignite and make a plasmafire.

>>167562672
You can do it with any gas that's not oxygen. Plasmamen can go suitless on the vox outpost.
It needs to be plasma if you want them to walk without internals too.
However, without suits, plasmamen get kind of chilly for some reason. You'll want to heat the atmosphere slightly unless you want the plasman to shiver and get a bunch of annoying "you're cold" messages.

>>167562875
AYE SWIMAE IT'S A WEE BIT CHILLY INNIT GUV

>>167562875
Walking around naked literally causes your body temperature to decrease

>>167562172
>>167562308
this was it, wasn't it?

>>167563086
Without suits does not necessarily imply naked.
You'll still start shivering at normal room temperature if you have a jumpsuit on.

>>167562995
>>167563086
>>167563224
not like hypothermia memes do anything anyways

>>167563265
oh what's that it's 66F instead of 70? better go unconscious for twenty five in-game minutes

en?

>>167564156
br.

reminder that skeleton should remain in the game as a hardmode joke race

give them a custom reagent that is naturally produced in them that makes you slower when it reacts with hyperzine

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>>167562875
>Plasmamen can go suitless on the vox outpost.

Unban 2hotdogs

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>>167562672
Could you run a free-range slime and slug ranch as a plasmaman?

That's it ladies and gentlemen. The Syndicate balloon is getting removed.
It had a good life of robustness until Nuke fucked it up so bad, the rest of the admins gave up and decided removing it was easier than returning it to its glory.
Pay your respects.

>>167566259
Jesus, Probe. No need to get so solemn after seeing a github issue that would fix the entire thing.

whoowee, that round was tough for medbay.
Everyone who could help me was either dead, or a virologist. Worst case scenario.

>>167566349
I'm not probe, probe is the flimsy girl with no backbone, the first person to suggest removing it. When the admins would rather remove things than go back on their mistakes, that's when you know the poor balloon is already dead.

>>167566429
Nah
Worst case scenario would read like this:
>Everyone who could help me was either dead, or a geneticist.

I want to click on you with harm intent

>>167566648
just try it motherfucker your ass will be slipping before you know it

>>167543640
My waifu trinity won't even log on :(

>>167566648
I wanna beat up a vox trader and have them secretly enjoy it and seek me out to greytide in front of me so I can beat them some more!

>>167566429
Not my job to save you retards

>tfw seeing waifushit rearing it's ugly head
I want it to stop. It needs to stop
Why hasn't it stopped
Are there seriously people who are beta orbiter enough that they want pixel puss puss from a bunch of vindictive, faux-sweet retarded neon haired cunts?

>>167562574
It better not be my waifu who is also in that picture anon

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>>167540884
>tfw the TEG is a meme Engine, that doesnt even make sense

It's the thinking mans engine

Any one know why it mixed super cooled n20 to all of these chambers?

>>167566484
That's only Probe, Kammer and N3X15 both agree that it should be valid.

I believe that Probe only wanted it deleted is because he's under the impression that all the admins want it to remain not-valid.

>Stungloves no longer work if anything is worn on top of them, such as space suits.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW M I SUPPOSE TO STUN PEOPLE NOW

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>>167567140

>>167566349
>>167566484
>>167567152
I don't know why that was interpreted that way.

I said the item is fine. It does not need changed. "An" admins view on it needs changed and I think he's very wrong about how he set the policy up.

We can't fix policy with code right here. You should be yelling at admins, not coders.

>>167567171
With a stun prod. Don't act like we're all not gonna just take the hardsuit off for one second, stunglove, and put it back on.

>>167567171
With your gloves, as long as you're not a plasmaman! :)

Sorry Sawbones!

>>167567259
Honestly I like the idea of being gimped even more with the t-shirt. The only issue I see with the "both makes you valid but not one" is that it needs sprites and a single items worth of code.

Can we just ban anyone who doesn't have all the antags set to yes?

>>167566562
geneticists are also pretty useless.

Wild ride looks fun. What do I need to know about it to play?

>>167566928
Of course not.
Your job is to be worthless all day, and then do nothing if there is a pandemic.

>>167567563
just don't

>>167567436
>tfw got banned because the clown was only wearing 1 out of 2 pieces of the VALID SUIT you can only get from an uplink and i killed him

>>167567660
That's how it currently is with the balloon. The point of the change is to be able to either keep it how it is now or go all out and be completely valid with EVEN MORE gimps.

>>167567772
Yes I've repeatedly said now that it was supposed to make you valid, it should make you valid, and adding even more puzzle pieces to get around an admin ruling doesn't fix it.

It should just be how it is in practice. The balloon is not banbait. It makes you valid.

LITERALLY
JUST
A
BALLOON
WITH A LETTER ON IT

>>167567896
but don't you realize that every member of the station has the traitor item list completely memorized and can recite it from A to Z for some reason?

>>167568010
none of my characters do :^)

>>167567896
Literally just some mesons that are heat-sensitive.

>>167567850
Frankly, I just think it'd be more comedic to have someone decked out in blatant syndicate products, and some people may just genuinely enjoy the confusion that the balloon causes. But if we were going for a fix that makes everyone happy (except nuke), then I'd say go with N3X15's suggestion in the git issue.

Who cares about the fucking balloon, the real important thing is Antag Datums.

@Probe get antag datums sorted, I don't care how. Pomf should use the left over money from patreon to pay people that code things that people want like antag datums

>>167567572
>He's never seen the spider virus

>>167567896
IT'S
JUST
DEEP TREAD
SHOES

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>>167568281

lets just remove everything, then add in assistants and toolboxes and traitors only

like lmao what other shit do you need for validhunting haha medical and all that other shit is for bay fuck bay

>>167568292
I have, but the virologist sure aint gonna cure it.

Syndicate balloon mech weapon when

>>167568384
Fix antag datums or I'm going to log in and welderbomb the vacant office

Please try and get people to work on it, no fruit, balloons, they're all dumb memes but antag datums will make /vg/ code the best again.

>>167568550
Trust me I'm with you on that.

I'm not paying anyone a dime though. I'm not going down that road. Every time it gets brought up this is what happens.

1. Guy who wants his own personal bullshit on the server pays a guy to code it.
2. Server says "No thanks that's lame".
3. Coder now argues against the server because he wants paid.

It is rarely healthy and something I'd only do in emergencies.

Also Pomfs missing $200 never forgetti

>>167568389
Funny you should mention, we've actually just settled our new policy. We will now have just a large walled in box with plain floor tiles for you guys to play on. Antags have been removed to remove valid hunting.

>>167568662
Hey hey
Ho ho
Bay is here to stay

>>167554098
Right now when emaged it goes around pointing to humans and cyborgs, i still need to add something for mommi and maybe pets:

>Chef RAMsay beeps, "WHAT IS THIS?"
>Chef RAMsay points at Default Cyborg-955.
>Chef RAMsay beeps, "WHO COOKED THIS?"
>Chef RAMsay beeps, "THIS ROBURGER IS SO FUCKING RAW IT IS STILL TALKING SHIT OVER BINARY!"

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>walking in the hall
>Pic related hails you and shouts "Stop! You are under arrest!"
What do you do?

>tfw every time i play not-janitor station looks like shit and piss
>every time i decide to play janitor and "make things nice" nothing happens that needs cleaning and i end up doing nothing all round
Feels pussy wagon man. I guess next time i will just start upgrading maint\ghetto to the max (and no one will notice anyways).

>>167571252
wonder when Shadman started doing SS13

>>167571252
>cuffs in hand
Push, cuff, strip, space

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>wanted to do anything but Captain
>get Captain
what a stressful fucking round.
good job clownurity and all my other crew heads. even you, CMO traitor.

>non antag
>spam radio
fuck you

>Never got to feed anyone a dank 69 potent space drugs spliced poison apple
Why must I only get meme weapons when I am nonantag?
Also, does sleep toxin make poison apples any worse or is cyanide already strong enough?

>>167572042
had fun/10

>>167571981
I had a good honk.

>>167571252
>TechRose
NO

>>167571252
Slip it, take the tazer that's obviously in her suit slot, taze, take into maint and cuff, rape, then kill her and space the corpse.

>>167572051
Sleep toxin isn't an actual toxin. It just makes you sleep for very long periods of time.

>>167572051
Even if sleep toxin did anything significant, cyanide would kill them before it kicked in

>>167553390

this is cool but how long until it gets old?

>coders and admins trying to fuck with the balloon

shit niggas, when's the last time there was any issue with it?

if you want something that makes people as valid as possible just make a wand that turns you into a catbeast when used in hand, don't fuck with the balloon salesman gimmick

>>167573489
The original problem was that an admin fucked with the balloon
We're trying to unfuck it

>>167573489
the balloon makes you valid, fuck off

>>167573868
It should, but it actually doesn't, because Nuke made a batshit stupid ruling
That's what we're trying to fix

>>167567896
real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?

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>>167541608
>The fucking greytider at the end.
Jesus christ I wasn't ready for that.

>Tried reinstalling 511.1365
>Tried restarting my laptop
>Nothing
>Every time I play spess, my internet cuts out and it only does it when I play spess.
>Byond is probably doing it because my connection is stable otherwise.

Well, this game was fun, but I guess I can't fucking play it any more. It was working just fine until yesterday.

>>167576387
just fucking donwgrade

>>167576492

To what? I got told to downgrade to 1365 and it didn't work.

>>167576514
then downgrade to 510.1347

remove hyperzine when?
it's literally only used to powergay shit and makes everything unbalanced

>>167576564

Hasn't helped. Connection still cuts out. It also persists after dreamseeker is closed.

How do you hold something up for everyone to see? I've heard you just click on them but that can't be the case, wouldn't I see the message too?

>>167576929
If anything I just think hyperzine should be a little harder to make. No reason to get rid of it.

>>167577462
you're gonna fuck over anyone doing chemistry is all, most of the time they don't make it themselves

>bunch of tree shitters at round start lining up to the chemist
>chemist denies them because it takes too long now and who really wants to enable powergay
>now he's on everyone's shitlist for the rest of the shift for denying logical orders

>>167576929
>>167577462
The problem is everyone and their mother has access to a chem dispenser these days.
Shit like this and chloral was balanced by its rarity back in the day, as only the CMO and chemists had easy access to a dispenser, but with the entirety of medical and science having access to it, and mechanics making dispensers wherever they please, this balance is thrown completely out of the window.

>>167577618
I don't understand

who was the mime faxing???

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>>167577656

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Remember kids: Don't do phazon

>>167577585
I was implying a more rarity of reagents approach vs time intensity. Make it so hyperzine requires uranium or something like that, if they want hyperzine they have to supply the material.

>>167577760
Good gimmick, felt bad for throwing you in perma, thankfully some guy threw you right back out

rip pop