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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>167461021
Overwatch takes place in a post-racial, post-sexual orientation world. Straight is anyone who doesn't have sex with robots.
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I NEED TO BREED WITH PHARAH
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Sombra online.
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>>167461201
I want to abuse 76's butt
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Never forget
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still requesting good Mercy/Reyes art preferably classic/young Reyes and Mercy thanks
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>tfw just solo'd a 76 and Zarya in 3v3
wew lad, my fucking heartrate is nuts right now
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>>167461110
Jamison Fawkes! And Lucio Correia dos Santos!
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>It's another episode of "Roadhog hooks you through walls a million miles away"
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>>167461247
Women can't breed with each other Mercy.
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Just how advanced is Bastion's A.I.?
Is he capable of thought?
Is he capable of love?
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Post suffering
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>>167461503
Advanced enough that a birb reprogrammed it.
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>>167461465
see you in 3 days
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How do I git gud?
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>>167461551
PLEASE STOP
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>>167461551
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Posting some Spicy thighs for the anon last thread
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>>167461551
>sombra being a bully
DELET THIS
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>>167461465
Your sacrifice will not be in vain, anon
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>>167461657
by stop browsing ifunny
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>>167461601
>not hacking thru your ban
git gud
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>>167461551
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>>167461706
what's supposed to be happening here?
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>>167461419
who'd you play
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>>167461862
he dropped the beat too hard and now his ears are bleeding?
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>>167461862
Looks like his headphones blew up or were destroyed and it fucked up his hearing
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>>167461862
Lucio got tinnitus.
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>>167461707
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>>167461779
This kind of thing makes me feel awful. I just want to hold him and let him know he's loved.
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what if Doomfist is actually the gauntlet, and we get Terry Crews' voice coming out a speaker on the gauntlet which is wielded by some literally who?
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>>167462001
lol
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>>167461551
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>>167462232
>Life is pain, so... is death
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Fug, Marry, kill
overwatch edition
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>>167461551
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>>167462379
DELETE THIS
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>>167461551
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>>167462539
being Jack is suffering
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>>167462530
Fareeha
Fareeha
Tracer
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>>167461247
goddamn, sauce?
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>>167461551
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>>167462530
>Genji
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>>167462080
Sym's cute even as a loli
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>the game has all sorts of contextual and automated voice lines for locations of enemies and things (behind you, sniper spotted, teleported here etc)

>they are 100% fucking useless because they have zero location context and the voice lines aren't even played directionally to you so you can even know where the guy who said it is standing

Why do these things fucking exist christ, they are just annoying to hear and provide zero useful information.
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>>167462825
I thought that /owg/ wasn't attracted to Genji
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>>167462882
I personally don't like a lot of the lewds for him because there's so much robo pussy stuff which isn't up my alley at all. Can't speak for the rest of /owg/ though
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>>167462882
There's like three guys here that like Genji but I'm 85% sure they just like him to try to provoke a shipping war.
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>>167462852
>that torso shape
This is pedophilia, what the fuck.
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>>167462781
2bh being turned into a badass cyborg like that would be pretty dope, not gonna lie
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why does this happen
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>climb 500 SR
>lose 750 SR
>regain all of it again
>4 SR away from beating my previous high
>someone picks hanzo against an organised 4 stack and throws the game away
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>>167461779
What is this referencing? Did I miss something?
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>>167462530
Fuck Bastion, marry Genji, kill Mercy.
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>>167462742
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/b84e0b0136ac12ef87c254e12fbcfc8b/202779%20-%20John_Doe_%28artist%29%20Mei-Ling_Zhou%20Overwatch%20Pharah.png
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someone paypal me money so I can buy lootboxes, I want the reinhardt skin
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>>167462873
>in a fight
>glance backwards to make sure im not being flanked
>LOOK OUT, BEHIND YOU!
th-thanks
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>>167462530f
fug reaper
marry mccree
kill bastion
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>>167463194
sent ;)
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>>167461551
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>>167463175
noice
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>Do well with dps. Huge gold elims k/d and dmg
>only reason we are still in the game single handily carrying.
>team is shitters and we lose
>chat is full of blaming me
Always regret opening comms in this stupid game.
And another thing the card, medal system has to be reworked. Its retarded that you can do so well and not get potg or a card because the healer and block card is considered more important.
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How much should you be healing to be effective, as an Ana?
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>just now qualifying
>6/10 complete, 5/10 losses
Are supports still fucked when it comes to SR? Ive got a bad feeling about this season
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>>167462530
Fuck Mercy
Marry Mercy
Kill Mei __
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Why do people instantly blame a loss on you if you play Soldier and don't manage to kill the Pharah every single time she shows up? She's pretty hard to hit when she's far away, not to mention all the cover she can get behind while getting healed.
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>>167461551
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At least they're friends in another dimension
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>>167462852
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>>167463396
This is the first decent Pharah art ive seen
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>>167463446

what annoys me is that if you don't main a hero all game, you more than likely wont get MVP, basically punishing you for switching heroes as the fight changes.
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there is literally nothing i can do to climb out of this SR shithole.

i do literally everything correctly. How could they fuck up match making so badly from season 1?
All they had to fucking do was remove the rank farming exploits and it would have been fine.
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>>167463072
It's Junkrat having a Vietnam flashback to watching his mom die. It's not canon as far as we know if that's what you mean.
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>>167463447

Are you retarded? What sort of fucking question is this? Do you think there is some magic number you should hit? Just heal people who need healing you dense shit.
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>>167462996
So you would willingly go through untold levels of pain and suffering just to become a half man half machine abomination?

>>167461551
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>>167462530
Fug Road
Marry Winston
Kill Genji
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>>167463395
Do you think that Reaper regrets what happened to Widowmaker now that he's switched sides and is forced to work with her on a daily basis?
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>>167463489
I see a lot of games where soldiers never attempt to kill the Pharah and he is basically made for it.
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>>167462882
I'm sure some fujos like him, but there are infinitely better OW men.
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>>167463562
You must not be paying much attention
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>>167462530
Junkrat
Junkrat
Nobody
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>>167463562
And people have the nerve to shit on ReiQ for being a "Bad artist"
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>>167463636
>he hasn't embraced transhumanism
push beyond the limits of your feeble flesh
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>>167463489
You're supposed to at least keep her from flanking and destroying the backline. Moreso if she's being pocketed by Mercy as it leaves the rest of the team with 1 healer to deal with. She has low health to boot.
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>>167463581

because overwatch isn't a game where one man can do all the work, so your rank is entirely dependent on how good your teammates are.

at least in games likes csgo, one person can theoretically solo the entire enemy team.
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>>167463714
genji's really cute though
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When does the holiday end btw
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>>167462873
I'm still waiting for a "Help" voice command
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>>167463489

People who have never played solider so they don't understand what it's actually like to play against a good pharah who stays at max distance.

76 isn't even the best pharah counter, Widow and Ana are.
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I havent played this game in a few months, whats with all the low level players picking Bastion now? Did he get buffed or something
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>>167462873
>Enemy turret's not gonna bother us anymore!
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>>167463562
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>>167463489
People seem to think he doesn't have massive bloom at range. At best all you can do against an aware Pharah is pressure them into staying away from your team.

If she has a Mercy with her and your team is still forcing you to 1v2 them, they are fucking idiots.
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>>167463462
>almost always matched with diamonds and masters in quickplay
>do just fine against them, everything feels normal
>even outplay them from time to time

>decide it's time for placements
>matched with golds and silvers during placements
>leavers, zero communication, no healers and 5 DPS -- standard fare
>win 6, tie 1, lose 3

>congratulations, anon! Promotion!
>2411 SR

I gave up trying to understand.
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>join a match, doing well
>suddenly the enemy team breaks past our choke point
>and my ping spikes to 500+
>teleport around the map while trying to stay on the point so they don't capture it
>CONNECTION TO GAME SERVER LOST
>quit, rejoin
>forced into the same match I just left with 100-200 ping
>we lose
>join new match and the issue is gone
I hate this shit. I don't know whether to blame Comcast or Blizzard.
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This reminds me of that Thomas the Tank engine thing
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>Comp because I hate my life
>Route 66
>Attack
>Oh boy
>Someone instalocks widow
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THIS SHIT COMMUNITY
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>>167463574
I just hate how the entire system basically causes what it was intended to prevent.
Players get blamed and shit heaped on them by shitters for being mvp but virtually no way to see that.
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>>167463804
Killing her when she's flanking is much easier, because that allows you to focus her somewhat, and she usually gets closer. Killing her when she's 200 feet up in the air behind the enemy team and there's buildings all around that block your view while you don't even have a proper tank on your team, and your team is constantly flaming you because you're losing is not.

Which is literally what made me make that post.
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>>167463909
>>167464046
Really, Pharah can be such a massive threat that she should get focus fired by every available hitscan.
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>>167463546
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How do I git gud, /b/?
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>>167463615
Are you autistic?
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>>167464057
I know that feel anon, I fucking hate it. My ISP is Windstream.
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>>167464164
This but this is shitterwatch where many players cbfd because its too hard
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>>167464104
Shes legitimately good on route66 though. Either side
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>>167464306
My internet provider has been upgrading, I used to have almost perfect ping, and now I suffer from lag spikes until they fully upgrade their network.
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>>167463489
Killing Pharah in solo queue is pretty difficult. Who knows when your Rein is gonna drop his shield to fire strike allowing the enemy Hog to hook you while you're looking at the fucking sky.
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Who would be the best drinking buddy from the characters in the game?

I think it's probably Torbjorn; he is essentially a Dwarf so he can probably hold his alcohol and I'm sure he has great stories to tell.
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>>167463489
"SOLDIER KILL THAT FUCKING PHARAH"
I'm fucking dead, hombre. Don't people ever watch the kill feed or press tab once in a while?
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>they have three Top 500
>your team has none
>closest match of your life but you win
Such a good feeling, that overcoming the odds feeling, although it's a bit of a cheese that you know it was the Diamonds letting them down
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>>167464193
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>>167464395
>My internet provider has been upgrading
I wish my ISP would make an attempt to do that. I best I can get is 3Mbps down and they refuse to upgrade my area.
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>>167464442
Torb or Rein
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The obvious solution to Pharah is Widow but itll tilt the team if you pick her.
Great game.
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There needs to be an option to have your MMR wiped at the start of each new comp season. Give us the option to do so before starting placement matches.
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>overwatch devs suddenly give a fuck when 6 stacks intentionally tank to 1 SR but have never banned anyone for the "fuck you guys I'm throwing" bullshit that happens all the time

really powers up my peanuts
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>>167462530
Widow
Pharah
Mercy
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>>167464742
They do though but because of blizzards autistic secrecy throwers don't find out.
You get a email say your account is dead if you get caught throwing.
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>>167464742
what are they doing about people dropping to 1sr?
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Hi guys. I just achieved the title of rank 1. I am now the best player in overwatch.
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>>167464635
It may sound wonderful, but you have to deal with years of lag spikes and higher latency. I had a ping that never went below 100 for a month, which is only bad because of lag spikes that would cause the game to not register actions I had taken.
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>>167462873
What I actually want is a "contextual call-out" command. Like how when you put your cursor over the point and hit "acknowledge" it says you want to defend the point.

I want to put the cursor over the enemy Genji/reaper flanking us and have the character say "it's fucking Genji/Reaper help me you imbeciles."
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when are we going to get a true solo q?
I'm sick of groups sucking then blaming and flaming the solo players constantly

group players in this game are fucking assholes and I'd rather do without them

a true solo q with no groups solves half the problems that are in ranked today
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>Get saved by Roadhog as Junkrat
>"I can always count on you, mate!"
>"Some day, I'm just gonna leave you."

Is Roadhog only a dick to Junkrat? I don't think he has any interactions with any other characters
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>>167464872
6 stack, drawing games out and losing intentionally.
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>>167464102
>people think those slanted lines are his eyes and not his nostrils
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>anubis attack, first point, 20 seconds left
>enemy has a teleporter in the small health pack room next to the point
>launch a d.va ult into it and destroy the teleporter along with a rein and mercy coming out of it
>cap successfully while helping team pick off two squishies as they're getting back
teammate complained that i picked d.va and was complaining that nobody was being aggressive enough just before i did that
he didn't say a single word afterwards
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>Get on a win streak
>A person throws by doing nothing but shooting into the air and running into the enemy team
>Get on another win streak
>Someone plays Junkrat and refuses to switch. Enemy zarya has 100 charge at all times.

Epic.
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>>167465038
It's not his dick?
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>>167465008
Yeah, mostly.
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SYMMETRA'S FUCKING 150 DAMAGE PER SECOND LASER BEAM OF NO SKILL DEATH IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
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>>167464925
Blizzard has someone (probably a woman) that is really big on social media so they believe people should make friends and socialise instead of just adding soloq
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>>167464787
is Widow even capable of feeling sexual arousal?
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>>167465114
We know.
>she also has shields and torb armor
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>>167465114
But an autistic shitposter assures us she is bad every thread.
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>>167464726
Why?

You'd just be back before you wiped
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>>167465114
Cry more
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>>167465114

STUN.
HER.

Do you even McCree?
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>>167465160
What? Overwatch has always been billed as a "social" or team game first.
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>>167465016
yeah yeah, but what are they doing about it?
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>>167465296
>Flashbang stuns for less than a second
>Microwave beam holds charge for two seconds

Better hope your aim is true or else she's still cooking you.
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>>167465008
McCree threatens to turn him in for his bounty and Roadhog says "Try me."

Roadhog just seems too tired to care anymore unless people threaten him or his boss
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>>167465114
>Freeze her
>Icicle in her autism brain

Was that so hard?
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>>167465114
As a Reinhardt main, I literally could not care any less about Sym if I tried
>bonk
>bonk
>bonk
ded
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>mercy rages the entire match, from the first ten seconds in about our picks until we end up in a 5-5 draw
is only game, y u haff 2 b mad
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>DPS hero complaining to the team he has gold dmg.

mysides.exe
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>>167465454
Symm is pretty much a rein counter tho
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>>167461352
we all do
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>disable chat and voice
>game is now a whole lot better
>proceed to play Sombra in comp
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>>167461247

You'd disappoint her, hard.
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>>167465296
>playing koth in Lijiang Tower
>Pharah being a pain in the ass and flying around the ceiling and trying to blast us around
>her thrusters give out for a second and she drifts towards the ground
>McCree stuns her and then blasts her out of the sky
That was some good shit to watch.
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>>167465384
>Roadhog just seems too tired to care anymore unless people threaten him
That's my life already, and I just turned 24.
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>>167465494
How's that?
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>>167465493
>healer switching to WM
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>>167465008
I think he gives a fatalistic chuckle in Eichen if he's with Zarya and she says her "I will not let what happened here befall my country!" line.
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>>167465114
Why can it go through walls. I'd rather have hook 1.0 over this shit
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>>167465114
FUCK NO AIM HEROES
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>>167465675
thats kinda sad
>>
How long has Australia been irradiated?

Roadhog is 48 and Junkrat is 25
Have they been living in a radioactive wasteland for 20 years?
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>>167461352
Butts are not for abusing.
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>>167465832
Get out of here stalker
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>mfw leaving comp matches
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>>167465675
That's pretty cool actually given how they both were fighting for their homes against the Omnics
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>>167465675
>Russians are supposed to be the only faction that beat Omnics back single handily
>Except the Junkers basically deleted the Australian Omnium
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>>167465298
that's stupid
I don't want to make friends in this game
people that play this game are 14 year olds that spam lenny face sna pepe frogs while saying "ayy lmao"
they act like assholes

why would I want to be friends with assholes?
>>
>pick character Y
>get fucking countered constantly and the results are shit
>have 5 mins of playtime with most other characters that aren't chosen
>15 year old ask you to justify why you changed your pick
HURR ITS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER YU CHANGE TO SHIT CHARACTER
>change to something else, don't mind

>Alternatively
someone groans because they hate character X and you chose him/her


>get countered to shit with "good" character
Not a fucking peep
>get results with "shit" character

>nitpicking

>QUADRUPLE KILL
oh anon you just died with shit character I told you, you need to change

Welp, no. Nomore; not fucking up my rank or. Why won't I change? Because this isn't a no fun zone and fuck you, you are stuck with it anyway bitch.

Normally don't have a problem changing but its the faggots with the pretenses of characters they do/don't like; just fagging in general that get me.

Like you can be on fire half the game and they'll be lukewarm and they'll do this shit
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give me a single reason to play comp
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>play arcade to mess around
>people still get mad, play seriously and demand ohers to change characters to win

Holy fuck the playerbase of this game is pure cancer.
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>>167465982
Russians didn't irradiate their entire country defeating the Omnics, though.
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>>167466049
Shits and giggles
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>>167465983
Exactly this. Playing games to socialise is a secondary thing not the primary reason people play games.
Blizz's attitude is make friends to overcome soloq.
Same cancerous logic that made them add twitter and selfies to wow
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>3v3
>Enemy team sticks together
>Spam Group up constantly
>Teammates run off in two separate directions
Every time
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how would the War Boys fare against Junkrat and Roadhog?
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>>167465867
Butts are for pleasure and pain
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>>167466091
But they didn't actually defeat the Omnics is the point. They only fought them back to their base and the Omnics are attacking again.
Junkers meanwhile are notorious for being pro omnic killers.
The lore is contradictory.
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>>167466054
That's why you play mystery heroes only
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>>167466091
To be fair, it was only the Outback, not the entire country
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>>167466049
Le piss colored guns
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>>167466215
When you think about it Roadhog and Junkrat, and all Overwatch heroes I guess, can easily survive taking several bullets each, so they should have an extreme advantage against 'regular' people
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>>167465983
Then don't play? I dunno. That's always the way game was intended to be, you can't blame it for being that way. That's why they added things like groups. It's a team game that deliberately encourages people to group up and play with others.
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>>167466049
>golden gun
Only reason im bearing through it
Sym for this season, McCree for next
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>>167466215
Roadhog could probably usurp Immortan Joe pretty easily but would he want to?
He can't stand Junkrat, how would he deal with hundreds of Junkrats
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>>167466307
Aussie society itself collapsed, the country is one big Outback now.
I really hope we get a map set there some day.
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>>167466049
Experience bonus means you get loot boxes faster. Other than that, if you don't care for "comp play" there's no reason. Tons of people just do QP and Arcade.
>>
Ive hit an absolute brick wall around the 2700-2800 mark, I have bounced around in that for weeks, what do ?
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>>167466049
It's better than QP
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>>167466054
People take no limits more seriously than quick play
I guess lootboxes are that important
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>>167466481
Nope.jpg it was just the desert. So nothing of value was lost
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Finally got masters by spamming symmetra and winston. Feels pretty good man
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>>167466054
>just want to play total mayhem but keep getting shitty brawls like 76 only, snipers only, support only garbage
why am I not allowed to choose? has anyone even asked them about this, are they afraid people wont play the other shitty brawls over one
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>tfw can't get out of low gold

Guess the ELO system really works ;_;
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>>167466481
Not true, they go to Sydney in their comic and it's fine.
Junkrat hates them because the people in the city didn't get fucked over when the Omnics moved in so they still "want to play nice with the tin cans"
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>>167466307
You haven't been to Australia have you
>>
What's the most efficient mode for experience? 3v3?
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>>167466684
Hes right though. It was the desert.
Australia isnt all desert.
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>>167465493
they even actually say "dps", that's so weird.
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>>167466667
Luna Park is fine. Luna Park has had so many restorations of course it would survive a nuclear holocaust.
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>>167464442
I'd get whiskey wasted with mccree and listen to blues/noise rock
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POST HANA SONG please
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>>167466848
That's where they are in this photo right?
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>>167462742
this is fucking shit art
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>favorite brawl is rein, roadhog, zarya only
>forced to go through all the shitty brawls and wait for mine

Blizzard please.
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>>167466684
The vast majority of the country still isn't the entire country. Quite a few of Australia's major cities are coastal and well away from the Outback, so they'd probably survive.

My question is, do the Junkers generally stay in the Outback, or do they ever come to the cities for supplies or work?
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So I hit grandmaster. What now?
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Redemption when?

New skin when?
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>play """"Mystery"""""
>enemy rolls 4 tanks on defense
>literally cannot win

XD!!!!

THIS GAME'S BALANCE SURE ISN'T SHIT GUYS, TANKS REALLY AREN'T RUINING THIS GAME EVEN THOUGH IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHING AGAINST THEM WITHOUT YOUR OWN TANKS
>>
are there ever going to be uses for comp points other than the golden weapons?
other kinds of weapon skins?
other new types of cosmetics?
>>
>>167466814
You haven't been to Australia have you

It goes desert desert desert desert beach
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>>167466939
In my experience people who live out in the boondocks want to stay in the boondocks and don't care about cities and the people in them. Similar to farmers and woodsmen, they prefer being out far from civilization no matter how rough it is.
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>>167466661
hol up, Im 2496sr does this mean if I wait till the season is over and new season comes I'll be placed in plat again
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>>167467020
Now you can finally play the game
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>>167466386
the game is intended to be a game
you aren't supposed to not have fun until ou make friends with som epic trolle 14 year olds
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>>167466939
>the Outback was turned into an irradiated wasteland that was uninhabitable to most humans. Those who survived formed the Junkers, who scavenged the husk of the omnium and formed a lawless, cutthroat society in its shadow.

It seems like they keep to themselves for the most part
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>>167467028
They want to but can't make the rewards so enticing that people who don't care about comp feel compelled to play comp. New rewards for season four is very unlikely
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>>167467023
I swear I heard her sigh and say "Ger..." before a match on Hollywood.
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Why aren't you part of the 1sr master race /owg/?
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>>167461706
after all this time i just noticed his tattoo is a frog
i thought it was some kind of shitty 2000's tribal
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>>167466895
seconded.
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>>167467204
She does indeed say his name before a match at times
>>
Roadhog's "This is my house! Get out!" became so much better when I heard his backstory
>>
why do people husbando Junkrat so much? I legitimately do not see the appeal
>>
>>167467347
Go on
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>>167467020
rank 1?
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>>167467204
Yeah. I've also heard it. Apparently she also says his name sometimes when ressed but I've never witnessed it.
>>
>>167467347
>>167467349
It's impossible not to love them, they possibly have the harshest backstory of any of the heroes.
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>>167467210
>>167464879
>tank your rank hard for attention
>no (you)s
I pity you
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>>167467191
Maybe they should just give you the option to exchange some competitive points for coins or something.
Let you buy the skins that you want more easily, instead of waiting for the lootboxes to give you a purple drop with only 150 coins in it.
>>
>>167467438

Thanks for the (You)s
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>>167467210
what's the joy in rank 1?
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>>167467409
He got kicked out of his home when the government set up a peace treaty.
He and a bunch of other displaced people said fuck this and fought back

Not hard to imagine him saying the exact same thing during his time in the ALF attacking the Omnics who took his home
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>>167466218
>No Rein butt

into the bin
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>>167467424
Oh god, catching a glimpse of him before getting tugged back to life. That's fucking heartbreaking.
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>>167466049
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>>167466895
Only if best ship
>>
I'm hardstuck at 3100

How can I get better?
>>
>>167467149
Then don't play with 14 year olds. Play with your friends. Or if you find some nice people while solo'ing click "stay as group." You don't have to like that the game was intended by the developers as a primarily team/social game, but you do have to accept that this is the case for better or for worse and whether you or I like it or not.
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>>167466895
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>>167467349
I really can't speak for anyone else, but it's because of a lot of things in my case! His personality and design are great and I love how positive he is! It's also like >>167467430 said - honestly, his backstory just makes me want to protect him and keep him safe, he deserves to be happy after everything he's been through!
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>>167467020
You can finally play with non-retarded people.
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>>167467520

You are number 1
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>>167461551
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>>167467540
That does sound like something the Government would do, but I can better imagine him saying that defending his home and family when Omnics are forcibly and unrightfully possessing his home.
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>he ain't down with the brown
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>get 3 gold medals in a competitive game
>lose
>drop 80 rank points
>>
New meet the team when?
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>>167466054
The only thing I get mad about with arcade is 3v3, mostly because I want my lootboxes.
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>>167467651
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>>167467765
win/loss streaks affecting mmr gain is retarded
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>>167467757
I love me some Pharah but I don't want to spam images of her every thread
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>>167467020

Your matches will still be as shitty as before except people are 10% less retarded. Still retarded, but slightly less.
>>
Why are there always so many fucking Widows and Hanzos?

Why are they never any good?
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>>167467816
>>
Junkrat and Roadhog short

Would you want it fun and lighthearted heist or Junkrat struggling to survive in the Outback and bumping into Roadhog
>>
Anyone else heard this line before?

https://clyp.it/uvnvevq4
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>>167467765
>d.va wastes multiple ultimates by dropping them in front of a rein shield
>b-but i have gold damage!!!!
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>>167467668
I want to see him to get kind-of reformed and make friends with his new Overwatch colleagues.
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>>167467896

>doesn't want to spam Pharah
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>>167467948
He'll die either of his hogdrogen or radiation poisoning first

If there was a Junkertown map, what do you think the map-specific banter would be?
>>
Junkrats impregnation to do list
Mei
Mercy
Widow
Tracer
>>
>>167467934
I think either would be great, though I'm kind of leaning towards Outback because I really do want to see how they ended up working together. New map would be a nice bonus.

>>167467948
Yes! I could see it happening once the main villain (the Patriots, maybe?) shows up, like he joins them for safety in numbers.
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>getting a kill by calling your mech on top of someone
what are some other rare abilities that you can get kills with?
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>>167468116
What are the Patriots?
>>
>>167467630
the problem is that everyone in my games is an "epic trolle:" 14 year old
and that describes most of 4chan

idk where peopel find these epople to group with
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>>167467941
Yeah
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>>167468116
>villians
>patriots
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>>167468014
Post the hat tip phara
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>>167468152
I was really surprised that it did damage when it killed me the first time.
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>>167467934
I'd like to see something that actually ties up closer to a story.

Like perhaps Junk and Hog are raiding some American stead, and are stopped by Winston, Reinhardt, Mercy, and others of the OG Overwatch crew who first responded to recall. And ultimately they conclude these two are dangerous, but they have that foolproof larrikin comradrry that makes them suitable allies. And since they're low on teammates already, they negotiate towards them being hired as muscle/demolition agents, for the sake of filling numbers.
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>>167467916
what is this meme.
i almost never see either of those heroes and when i do they are pretty good
>>
>>167468191
most people have friends
not overwatch friend list """friends"""
but actual friends
>>
>>167468168
>>167468230
You know, the eyeball? That thing that's in the center of Sombra's network.
>>
>>167467934
a 30 minute long sex movie
>>
>>167468152
I got thrown off a cliff in Ilios with this shit pls fix
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>>167468290

That will never be brought up again i guarantee it.
>>
>>167468152
Ive played the game since releas and only just seen this a couple of times.
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>>167468061
Supposedly the Hogdrogen is what lowers his radiation levels, so the stuff actually keeps Roadhog alive.
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>>167468273
I'd like a short of McCree trying to bust them and get the reward
>>
>>167468334
You think so? I hope they don't just drop it. I know the whole "this shadowy organization is nothing compared to the REAL shadowy organization" thing has been done before, but Talon just doesn't seem all that endgame-y because they don't come off as a huge threat.
>>
>>167468278
Ah, someone from the enemy team. Tell me, is it nice that your team isn't a bunch of retards who don't know how to focus fire on the pharah that would otherwise be demolishing your healers?
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>>167468315
>>167468337
I got two tonight, one of which was the mech booping a Reinhardt off the point on Lijang.

Guess it's more common if you go a dive-heavy aggressive strat
>>
>>167464104
So basically you're the reason you lost because you raged into the mic or on chat.

Nice!
>>
>>167464442
>drinking buddy
>not secretly hoping that you both get a bit too drunk and hook up
fareeha
>>
>Junkrat has had it the absolute worst
>Still manages to be upbeat and friendly to everyone
>In return Mei has nothing but scathing hatred
Why?
>>
>>167468408
They are just like real Aussies on vacation
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>>167468434
How does talon not come of as a huge threat? They have been the enemy almost every time they appear.
And have been the only enemies to appear more then once.
>>
>>167468394
I think it's what's making his lungs so shitty though

Huffing an array of chemicals that, if improperly used, can result in death/serious injury can't be too good for your health

As far as we know, he's been huffing it for close to 20 years. It's gonna have a lasting effect
>>
>>167468152
Prolly my favorite potg I've ever gotten was a dva ult throw killing two people, killing two more spewing bunny blaster randomly and dropping the mech on a soldier's head for a kill, surviving with 2 hp.

I dunno if anything else is remotely as rare as mech-drop kills.
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>>167468541
Putting up a persona is common defense / coping mechanism.
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>tfw you are playing a healer and your wallhacks allow you to see how a fellow squishie gets quickly pulled towards an unknown assailant who proceeds to kill them in one shot
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>>167468014
Fine then, just this one
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>>167468541
Because she's an environmental scientist

Who fucked up the Outback?
Roadhog

Now would you yell at Roadhog or his scrawny friend
>>
>>167468591
I don't know, they just feel more like the faceless mooks the real enemy sends out to do all the legwork, and Reaper, Widow, and Sombra actually get things done because they're kind of the mid-bosses. Maybe that's just me, though.
>>
>>167468508
Its as if Dva used her ass to suffocate a hero.
>>
>>167468152
Speaking about mech call, i didn't know you could deflect it with Genji. Ended up killing a pilot D.va that way.
>>
>>167468521
I did neither. Took the lose and went into another game with apparently a troll Pharah on the enemy team. All but 1 of the enemy players left after finding out so we helped him get some achievements before capping the point.
>>
>>167461110
Thinking of getting Overwatch but I heard the game still doesn't have match history or a sever browser

Is this really true? Did they say when they were going to add it?
>>
>>167468606
Well, if he can sit in the middle of sustained gunfire which snorting the stuff, it's doing something good for him.
>>
>play comp
>now entering Kings Row!
>Victory!
>now entering Kings Row!
>Victory!
>now entering Kings Row!
>Defeat!

I'm glad I didn't have to play Anubis three times in a row, but why would this happen?
>>
>>167468541
She secretly wants a bit of rough. Mei masturbates at night dreaming about junks foot long VB can thick cock filling her up.
>>
Is anyone else excited about all the painted nails they've been adding lately? Whew.
>>
>>167468541
>mei hates the extremely dangerous international criminal
woooooow
>>
>>167468541
Mei is generally a terrible person. Her new years resolution was to watch her temper.
>>
>>167468285
so what if I have no friends?
that shoudlnt' put me at a disadvantage
I poaid the same price as everyone else for the game

why should I have to suffer just becasuie I don't have firends?
>>
>It's another match where you team decided to play deathmatch at the chokepoint instead of trying to take the point
>even after I took out their tanks
>>
>>167468860
Server browser sometime in the near future but no idea for match history
>>
>>167468763
Well of course the real enemy is whoever leads Talon. Who has not been revealed. Should be hinted at though.

Could it be that the organization which hacked sombra was just Talon manipulating sombra to join them?
>>
>configuration: sentry
>250 rounds per mag
>20 max, 4 min, 20m to 40m from 35m to 55m
>RoF to 50 RPS, up from 35 RPS
>Minimum and maximum CoF bloom doubled
>double damage to barriers; armor-piercing
>projects a nanoweave ballistic absorption mesh in front of you, reducing damage taken by attacks impacting the field. 10 damage or 30%, whichever is greater.
>may not perform headshots

>configuration: recon
>60 rounds per mag, reload 3 seconds, up from 2.
>10 max, 8 min,
>20m to 50m, from 26m to 50m
>rof decreased to 7.50 RPS, down from 8 RPS
>maximum CoF bloom halved
>bloom-per-shot quartered.
>double damage to barriers; armor-piercing.

>configuration: tank
>+250 armor
>250 damage, up from 205 damage
>area of effect to 1.5 meters, down from 4.
>60 meters per second, up from 44 meters per second
>rate of fire to 1.75 RPS, from 1.11 RPS
>duration to 12 seconds, up from 8
>charge required to 2875, up from 2075


>reconfigure
>0.5 seconds into sentry
>0.5 seconds into recon
>0.5 seconds into tank
>3 second cooldown.
>damage taken during transformations increased by 300%

>self-repair
>600 hp over 12 seconds, 1 sec = 1 sec CD. Virtually identical in operation to D.Va's Defense Matrix.
>>
>>167468845
>took the loss

Widow is fine on that map and in general, unless you're in silver or some shit. You're still here blaming another player instead of wondering what you could have done differently.
>>
I know I'm like 8 months late on this but I finally decided to look up what those ridiculous chat filters were replacing and found out it's "gg ez." People are fucking pussies, holy shit. I've never said it, but come on. I can't even imagine what kind of person genuinely gets upset over that phrase.

I've seen quake players shrug off some shitter completely trashing every aspect of their life, voice, and personality to a degree that makes Regina from Mean Girls seem like jesus and these people can't handle "gg ez."
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>>167468901
Because Blizzard used a basic random algorithm because they are fucking retards. Google the Spotify random song problem to look up the issue, humans don't perceive true random events as random. Random also lets anything happen. You could get kings row 50 times and it wouldn't violate a truly random algorithm. You have to modify the algorithm to suit the needs of you client/players (e.g. take the map that was just played out of the pool of random maps to pick from until all have been cycled through).

It's really easy to do and really basic and the fact that Blizzard didn't is yet more proof that they are fucking retarded
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>>167469132
It gets worse because they moved onto getting buttblasted about GG.
Give an inch take a mile.
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Can Mercy fix Roadhog and Junkrat's health problems?
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>>167469021
they can't fucking fix the internet for you, stop being a child and grow up, or fucking add people that aren't retards to your friend list and that's it

every online game clearly says the experience is subject to change depending on who you meet, the bulk of the people on the internet are like 12-18, so deal with it or move on, there's not a single game in the world that can fucking prevent that from happening, kids and manchildren will be there whether you like it or not, the game is pretty much marketed towards them.
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>>167469132
Im convinced its just trolls shitposting as hard as they can
Not really upset
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>>167469095
I hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't that mean that she has no reason to keep working with them once she finds out what's going on, though?

>>167468720
A-anon...

>>167469221
I guess it depends on just how much the radiation's affected them, but maybe!
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>>167469021
jesus christ dude
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>>167469132
Nobody's really upset, people just use "gg ez" as a shortcut for the funnier phrases now.
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>>167469113
>recon mode
>60 round mag

RIP pharah
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Hey, Rein. I can see your suffering, You bring that big blue shield of yours up and you try to push through the choke. And you manage to do so, you get through that choke. But somethings wrong. You can hear gunfire, but it sounds so far away. It dawns on you. No one actually followed behind. They all stayed behind to poke, to build ult charge or maybe even get a lucky kill. You sigh as your shield breaks and you die. As you sit there waiting for your respawn, watching that clock ticking away, you might think "Why do I even bother. I'm the only one that's pushing". But that's where you're wrong. I was there. I was always there. Hiding in the comfort of that big blue shield. Facing certain death as we have many times before. So know this, you are not alone. Keep pushing through that choke. We might not have superior numbers, but deep in our hearts we know HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME PROPERLY AHNDHUAQWDUHJAFWJFAW
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>>167469282
Hes right though. Blizz said people need a 6vstack to play. Difficult for even sociable people.
Blizzard are retarded.
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>>167469221
>Mercy offers to cure them of their poisoning
>But they decline because they're so guilt-tripped about all their mates back in Australia who had nobody to fix them

WHY DOESNT OVERWATCH HAVE AN ANIMATED TV SERIES THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF
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Is this ez mode?
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>>167469279
Of course. That would give her a reason to oppose Talon in the end. Like how Reaper and Widowmaker will be inevitably redeemed. Sombra will not be "redeemed" but still oppose talon.
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>>167469121
Doubtful. I took out their tanks, especially their Rein and made sure to pop his shield before hitting Graviton. He switched to Hanzo later in the match so comboed with his ult for team kills but that wasn't until they already had the first point.

Went after healers and let made sure to bubble anyone in need.
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>>167469257
I'm amazed that Overwatch has the most toxic community. Like sure we don't have the Brazilian problem of dota but it's still overflowing with cancer. I got more "kys" posts by the time I was 50 than my 1000+ hours in Overwatch.

Part of my blames their shitty report system.
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>>167469221
Besides getting her pregnant this is a good reason to kidnap her.
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does anybody still do solo-queue QP? it seems like a god-awful mess full of people who could very well be bots or recently lobotomized
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>>167469454
Junkrat didn't seem to have any mates back in Australia

Everyone was hunting him for his treasure
That's half the reason he's so chummy with Roadhog, he sees him as his first friend
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I average 19 eliminations a game as Soldier, is that good? I feel like I'm ok.
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>>167464057
>play a brawl or arcade mode game to test ping
>30ms
>cool lets hop into a competitive
>Spike to 1000

not sure if my family decide to start watching 1 hour netflix shows as soon as i want to comp or if its the shitty servers after the latest patch
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>>167469549
I don't think Roadie would do that. After all he killed his own family with the omnium explosion.
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>>167469527
Pretty sure is the MOBA community leaking over. Ults were a mistake.
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>>167469435
Blizzard honestly thinks 95%+ are grouped and the high majority six grouped
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>>167468096
>Junkrat turns out to be a surprisingly tender and gentle lover
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>>167469598
subpar
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Why the fuck isn't the stats a rate based system? Like kills per minute or damage minute or healing per second? Or the healing being a percentage of damage the team took?

The quick games you destroy people in make your average go DOWN, it makes no sense!
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>>167469542
what are the chances?
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>get boosted grandmaster in game
>draw
>get troll in game
>lose
>no other game modes

How are you supposed to win?
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>>167469669
anon please I'm blushing so hard it feels like my face is on fire
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>>167469573
Me, but my qp mmr has somehow gotten really high so I get 4k+ people that treat it like comp at times
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>>167469691
How many should I be getting to be considered average?
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>>167469935
I don't even bother playing comp anymore. I get the same level of people in quick play as I do in comp but no one is really getting upset about Junkrat or Winston picks.
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>QP
>Cant ask teammates to switch because they tell you its QP

>Comp
>Cant ask teammates to switch because they tell you they know better thank you

What's the fucking point of this game then when I'm on a losing streak in both games.
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>>167469454
>TV show about Winston and Tracer trying to rebuild Overwatch from it's own ashes
>one plot would be working various jobs(dealing with Talon, anti-Omnic Groups, etc) the other would be one of the two tracking someone down trying to convince them to rejoin
>stuff like Tracer meeting up with McCree in that coffee shop in Route 66, trying to convince him he's still a good person, or Winston getting in contanct with Mei for the first time in however many years and trying to stage a rescue operation for her
>a later season could be all about Lucio and D.Va's rise to fame and fortune, and how they get paths crossed with Overwatch
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>>167469236
they can create a system that doesn't blatantly favor people in groups though
as it is, you can't get out of diamond unless you group because of how retarded the solo q system is
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Why does everyone seem to have disdain for competitive? I'm only rank 13 so I can't even play it yet, what exactly is bad about it?
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>>167469840
It probably is.
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>>167470304
Everything
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I play this game for fun
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I don't care about my ranked ranking whatsoever, so will I be fine with playing Pharah >>>>> Winston > Bastion all day every day?
Is it worth getting any of their skins and shit? I have never spent gold so far, got 4000 coins, and Pharah is one of the few that I'm missing a skin for.

Best Pharah skin = ?
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>>167470273
don't fucking ask people to switch you arrogant piece of shit
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>someone picks Hanzo
>we agree it's fine because he can combo with Zarya
>overtime
>Zarya ults
>he fucking misses
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Someone said that Roadhog is being such a dick to Junkrat so that he won't be sad when Roadhog succumbs to his many health problems
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Hypothetically if they added cool new comp rewards without fixing mm, ranking. Comp would become the biggest shitshow of all time.
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>>167470273
Oh you poor bastard, you didn't know they are linked? You are supposed to get your losing streaks off in QP and then get the win streaks in comp
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>>167470091
it's going to vary based on qp vs comp, map type, and the length of the match
obviously if your team wins or loses in two rounds on a quickplay king of the hill map you'll have less elims than a five-round competitive king of the hill map just because the latter takes longer

keep in mind though that elims don't mean anything on their own, they could be mostly assists where you weren't the one making the important play or getting the bulk of the damage
you need high elims AND high damage, getting kills at the clutch moments when it's important to do so, meanwhile never forgetting to place heals for yourself and your party

you can try to work towards some number like an average of 25 elims, but don't let that number cloud your priorities of what to actually do in any given situation mid-game.
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>tfw doing great with D.va
>tfw the enemy ana calls it out after the match

Sure I only got 1 ult kill out of using it 5 times, but ah well
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>>167468924
I misread that and thought you said she want's junk's foot
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That's it. Fuck this game, fuck Symmetra and her turrets that slow you down and her mile long corner-wrapping noclip beam. I am going to leave every game I see her in.
At least Mei has to be RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE to slow you.
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>>167470445
Ive seen this. Its unbelievable how do you miss a graviton.
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>>167470429
>no tanks or healers
>you're the last one to pick
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>>167470304
It ruins the game because going back to QP and arcade makes horrible
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>>167470631
why don't you fucking switch if you care so much, you fucking mango?
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>>167470304
eCancer ruined multiplayer games.
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>>167464879
>>167467210
Fuuuck dudes, where the hell were you when I posted for three days straight saying Im looking for more players to reach 1sr with?
Fucking getting bullied by everyone else on here for asking that shit, and here you are all with zero (you)'s saying to kill yourself....
Still stuck at 600sr a month later while the game tries to punish me and pairs me with cunts who can carry a game 4v6 to put me back up
ffs
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>>167470373
>Best Pharah skin = ?
If you actually want to be tacticool about it, Raptorion.
Against the background of the sky, it's the hardest for enemies to see. Plus, it's not covered in reflective metallic surfaces like most of her skins are.
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I don't even know why I play anymore, this game is the worst FPS game I have had the displeasure of playing in the last decade. I thought Destiny's PVP was the bottom of the barrel shit in terms of Versus design, then Blizzard dropped this un-salvageable turd.
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>>167470304
It makes the majority of players stressed out over a meaningless number to the point where they actively try to lose.
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Sometimes I play Ana and spam "Nano Boost ready to deploy" just to watch all my team call out their ult charges each time.


Then I keep it the entire game and waste it on the Lucio.
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>>167470818
I only play for event skins.
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>>167470580
>one ult kill out of using it five times
anon that's atrocious, on a bad day I get 5 self destruct kills in a match

tried comboing with your rein/zarya/sombra?
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>>167470373
Pretty much. My favorite is Raindancer but I think just about all her skins are pretty great.
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>>167470445
>Shoot out dragons
>Zarya just ults
>Can't do anything about it because they're already going

God damn it give some warning when you're close so I can save mine. My ult doesn't take three years to charge.
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>>167470818
I've had to be honest with myself that I play so much just to get the event skins
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dumb brown slut
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>>167470305
I think I would know if my face was actually on fire, silly.
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>>167470291
Throw in a couple episodes of slice-of-life and friendly interactions and character building, and I will give Blizzard all of my money.
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>>167470842
Diabolical.
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>>167470837
>where they actively try to lose
No
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>>167470716
Can't be both a tank and healer
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>>167469491
It's sextuple you fucking normie
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>>167470907
Nah I was just playing in QP.

In one fight I actually managed to use it twice because the other team just ignored me and let me build on their D.va+Hog. The 2nd time I used it I got their Lucio.
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>>167470551
I average above 10k damage a game, in fact most of the time I'm the top damage dealer on my team but no one ever votes for me to be the MVP because they'd rather give it to healers.

Of course I'm only rank 13 and so far have only played in QP, so I don't know if 10k+ damage as Soldier is good.
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>>167471068
that's such a lame ass cop-out, you'll have to try WAY better than that
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>>167470972

These characters have no personality whatsoever. They are two-dimensional stereotypes, many of which are hijacked from other games or media. You'll find more originality in the League of Legends lineup for christ's sake.
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>>167467948
is this from something? Or is it just a one-off comic thingy?
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>>167470818
I play for the skins, the fact that they released a fps with no match history or server browser and so little maps is bad and having it be 6v6 just makes it fucking slow

Seriously 6v6?! 6v6?!!!
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>>167471118
roadhog it is
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>>167471101
The amount of damage you deal is immaterial. You can be shooting pointless shit to pad it, what matters on Soldier is holding high ground and getting kills.
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>>167470445
>we agree it's fine
This is how I know it's a bullshit story
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>only healer, moving the payload with our Reinhardt
>he and his barrier turn around
>Roadhog hooks me
>spams I need healing while walking back to the payload and my corpse
why
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>>167470968
Your face is always on fire because you're so good at this game <3
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>>167471070
Sorry anon

Can we still be friends?
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>>167471068
You can as Roadhog
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>>167470291
>one of the early missions Winston and Tracer do together ends up with them running into Soldier 76
>the plot twist is that while Winston knows exactly who he is, Tracer doesn't, and Winston doesn't really want to tell her because Jack was actually a childhood hero of hers.
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>>167471231
>"Eliminations don't mean anything, damage is what matters!... Damage doesn't matter, kills do!"
Make up your mind am I a shitter or not.
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>>167471160
It's just a one-off. Artist is here if you're interested, though, her art is pretty cute.
http://s0s2.tumblr.com/
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>>167471242
He was the highest rank on the team, so we gave him a chance
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Oh right, last weeks episode ended with Goku out of fucking nowhere
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>>167470429
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>nobody but me uses the tactical bastion rock in hanimura
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>>167471160
They did some cool pre-omnium explosion stuff
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>>167471536
can I use it?
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>>167471125
Maybe so, but they could be made into something great.
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>>167471346
Aw, stop it, that's too sweet! I'm really not all that great at this game, to be honest. I wish I was as good you guys, but it's still fun and that's what matters!
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>other team full of diamonds
>one master
>he goes Torb
>rest of team give up and accuse him of throwing
>mfw he gets the 4 Gold medal card and they all shut up
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>>167471562
Awww
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>>167471562
Do you reckon the huge belly is from the radiation or purely change in habits?
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>>167469282
it's a fact taht people who group up are just dicks who bully around the solos
taht seems to be the only reason they group up
but you're at a disadvantage if you don't group up with x people to play.

I don't want to play with faggots who bully people around
I just want to play
I don't see why it's that hard or why blizzard can't give us a solo queue
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>>167471410
Elims =/= kills

What you do on Soldier is take people to 0 hp, not dink away at a Winston shield from across the map. Helix is amazingly good to finishing people off, and his medium range allows him to nab kills on low HP people who may be retreating.

But you always take the high ground and do your work from up there, it means you're harder to hit from below, easier to headshots from the high angle and have more options for running away if need be.
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>>167471436
>>167471562
thanks
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>>167471741

Bear in mind Roadhog is like 7 1/2 feet tall
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>play Ana
>dps fail to do their jobs
>"yea we lost because Ana is so fuckin bad"
>>
>solo qp is solid colon cancer
>comp is a boring meta that plays itself

well at least every computer comes with solitaire
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>>167471831
even at 7+ feet tall that nigga fucking fat bitch needs to stop eating radioactive cheeseburgers shit i bet that his inhalant packs are just fucking aerosolized Pepsi, the fat fuck
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>>167471592
Personally, the idea of a second generation trying to rebuild a failed Military Force (Winston, Tracer, maybe Genji?) while competing against the first generation that thinks it should just stay down (Jack, Ana, Mercy and maybe Torb) is actually super interesting and has a lot of potential right there.
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>>167470962
DELET
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>>167471536
>No one knows about the really cheeky rocket jump
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>>167471880
"but but muh gold healz"

fuck off shitter leave healing to adults and just play 76 like the brick-chewing tardchild you are
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>>167471782
if you want to win, you play under conditions that help you win
playing with a group of people that know each other and can talk to each other is a huge boost to team coordination, which is massive in helping you win

it has nothing to do with bullying, it's playing a team game as a team
playing the game efficiently, how it was meant to be played
it's not blizzard's fault you don't have friends
it's not blizzards fault or the enemy team's fault if the enemy team coordinate their efforts to pick you off and cap your point
they're playing to win, that's all there is to it
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>>167470972
I wish they had given Mei that skin for New Year's instead of the weird ones she got.
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>>167469021
You're that autist the chicken tendie greentexts are about, aren't you?
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>>167472068
Stop being a jackass hes right.
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>>167471960
>Overwatch civil war
Sounds neat. And of course everyone reconciles in the end, including the neutral and Talon heroes, so they can team up to take on the one true enemy.
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>>167472068
then why can't they have a mode where you cant' group up?
right now peopel with no firends have nothign in this game
jsut allow us to have one mode where we are truly the only constant and there's no grouping bullshit where you get one person 500 sr above you carryig the whole enemy team or some guy defending his friend sucking ass ast junkrat
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>>167472204
stellar samefag dude here's a (You)
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why is roadhog so fucking sexy when all of his features would usually be repulsive?
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>>167472370
you're paranoid as fuck dude that's not me
>>
How the fuck do I deal with Pharah? My aim is too shit to kill her in the short time it takes for her to get healed back up, and the people I get on my team are no better. At this point in time, a match vs a Pharah is almost an automatic loss.
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>>167472442
He is really muscular and it's not the floppy kind of fat
>>
Why do grandmaster need to troll?
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>>167472053
never said anything about guld helz, go play m*rcy somewhere else kiddo
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>Ana keeps sprinting out of spawn before the rest of the team to play DPS and dies to the Reinhardt that's trying to spawncamp us
>we end up losing because nobody wants to stay on the payload
Why do I have days where I have great teams and other days where no matter how long I play I always get matched up with the stupidest players?
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>>167472442
because you been programmed by media and your environment to think certain features are repulsive when you haven't even experienced them

like thinking a fat butt is ugly, but then you touch it and it's soft and taste and suddenly it's the best thing in the world, it's also subject to personal experience, like if you have a mom with tiny tits, maybe you'll like a girlfriend with tiny tits
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>>167472370
The irony is hes talking about people like you. The ones that have to go from 0 to full retard because" i gotta troll fasta OMG mom look at me Xd im being an asshole to a stranger"
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>>167472546
You dont have muscular fat anon.
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heppi hallaween
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https://clyp.it/fv1cashl
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>>167472782
Her only good line
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>>167472442
>tall
>blonde
>tough
>strong
>doesn't talk

He's already better than 90% of Amerifats
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>>167472642
People don't like fat butts because they are disgusting, unhealthy and the person looks like they can't move to save themselves.
Its not a media conspiracy. If anything the media has been trying to convince women they want huge deformed asses
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>>167472892
I want to make Amélie happy.
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>>167464256
How did you make it to 2500 before? Just do whatever you did. Plat is above average, you're good. You should be able to climb back at least 200 SR easy. If you're getting matched with teammates carry. Pick a hero that carries. Before the last patch DVA was good at that. U can be a dps and a main tank at the same time. You can save your whole team from a lot of strong ultimate using ur matrix or even body boop. Right now, Roadhog is a very strong pick and can carry. Play in quick play and learn to land hooks. If your hook accuracy reaches 50% then you're good. I have a team and I just started playing hog and my hook accuracy is around 45% and I feel like I contribute a lot to the team. However yo carry you will need more than 45%. Also his E means you dont need to relay on healers so again great for carry. If your aim is insanely good play tracer or widowmaker, You will get out of gold in 2 days. Lúcio can kinda carry. He can stall the payload and his defensive ult is pretty strong.
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>>167472442
Hes your typical Aussie.
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>>167472970
You can't bring Gerard back
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This is Hana "D. Va" Song, an upcoming character in Overwatch. She was playable for 19 days, between Jan 5th and Jan 24th, before Blizzard removed her from the game. To be released at a later date.
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Do you play with your own music?
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>>167472970
There's a couple voice lines where she sounds happier that are nice to hear.
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>>167472894
>is dis eesy moode?
>I'm #1!
>noo hacks required!
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>>167472772
There are definitely different kinds of fat though
There are some guys that have fat that's like a bag of jello stapled to their stomach
And then you've got construction worker/lumberjack fat where the guy is actually really strong and the fat doesn't just droop
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>>167472898
>blonde
His hair is white, though, anon.
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>>167471562
>>167471694
Part 2
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When will blizzard implement a Cod search and destroy system on console that forces you into game chat?
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>>167473172
Anon there is fat and there is muscle. Not fat muscle or muscle fat.
If a person has fat on top of their muscle it pads out their figure. RH is fat.
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>hear this voice line
>it's yours
What do?

>it's theirs
What do?
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>>167473118
Mute the game music and play your own in the background? Or do you mean how can you play with music there to distract you?
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>skirmish
>leave spawn
>redfriend walks up
>says hello
>shoot him

You don't do this, do you?
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>>167473558
I'm not saying that he isn't fat
I'm saying that he's muscular enough that he compensates for the fat and it doesn't really impede him that much
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>>167473703
I go to the corner of the map and sit down and just watch the background
Illios and R66 is great for it
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>>167473584
Panic then die

Panic then die
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>>167473118
Sometimes in qp
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>>167473747
You are literally retarded.
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>>167473464
greta, another blizzdrone who thinks games should be social and not games. stop punishing solo q.
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>>167473703
no i say hello back. then i proceed to murder him. im not an animal anon
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Reminder to blue and pharah posters: kys
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>>167473747
I wonder if he's stronger than Reinhardt
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>>167473791
Have you literally never seen a fat ameriburg and fat weight lifter? Other is a floppy jello mess and other looks like Roadhog.
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>>167473584
Yours: use ur ult if you're in tight place or see the healers. If not then land a hook on any target tank or healer you will kill either.
Theirs: Run to open space. Hide behind ur Rein unless the enemy hog is ulting then take cover behind something else.
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>>167471938
underrated post
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>>167472970
I want to hug the smug.
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>>167473907
He can stop Rein's charge dead in its tracks with a yank of his arm
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Is winning possible when there are widow, shitzo and bastion on my ""team""?
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bastion is so fucking cute holy shit

>play her for the first time on accident
>too lazy/curious to switch back to my healslut main
>transform into turret mode to bully the beer kegs on eichenwalde
>someone waves at me
>i wave back
>bastion has an adorable fucking "hi there!" sound effect coupled with his little mechanical finger waving

holy shit i got a cuteboner from an OMNIC
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>>167473927
The idea that you can be fat and fit is delusional fat acceptance fantasy.
I remember fat fucks in Highschool saying stuff like this and they were basically insane.
You cannot be fat and fit.
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>>167473798
Communication is required, you don't have to make friends
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>>167474024
>she'll never exist

why even live
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>>167474093
>her
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>>167474093
did you just ASSUME BASTION'S GENDER
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>>167474102
Not him, but you can definitely be fat and strong. Just because you have fat covering your muscle doesn't mean your muscle disappears. Whether you consider that fit seems besides the point.
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Little Junkrat
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Anyone have a suggestion for a decent mouse? Never realized how shit my wireless one is before I started playing this.
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why do I always get the bad squad? now my ""team"" has a 4 stack and none of them are doing their roles, while enemies have a pro tracer who kills all our supports
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what is wrong with this community?
why are people bullying everyone else so much?
I just want to play not get bullied by some 14 year old faggot constantly
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which player icon lets you automatically know someones shit
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>>167474378
I have a g402 and really like it
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>>167474102
Memes aside, some guy like this is definitely more fit than you or anyone else ITT. Fat has nothing to do with potential muscle mass.
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>>167474514
Any hanzo/genji ones
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>>167474378
zowie fk1 if you have normal/small hands, and the fk2 if you have andre the giant hands

personally i use a razer naga because i spent 3k hours per year playing MMOs but that's not really relevant
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how do I get out of gold hell
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>>167474329
You cannot be fat and fit stop changing the subject you cuck.
Fat is not muscle and it makes an arm look twice as big as it actually would be without fat around it.
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>>167474660
Throw matches till you get to bronze
then just get those sweet comp points
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>>167474660
Same
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>>167474681
Body builders are actually quite weak because they're extremely dehydrated. Stop trying to talk about something you clearly have no clue about.
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Again Im down 200 sr because of how fuckin bad my teammates are. I cannot do anything about it but Im losing skill rating. My teams always pick nonsense team comps and achieve nothing while Im trying to heal them but they get so separated I have to decide who to heal while others die
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>>167474660
Gold is the ultimate shit rank because it's he median in SR. Where people are still too shit to be competent but confident enough to think they're the best.
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>>167474580
You'd be right if i wasn't actually a weightlifter that isn't fat. Im like a thousands times stronger and fitter than this person.
Hes not even lifting 100kg there wtf. You are honestly saying this fat ugly shit is fit?
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Why is literally everything in this game cancer.
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>>167474784
So do they become the strongest men on earth after just a bottle of water?
Nigga I get dehydrated from laying in bed too long what the fuck
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>>167474845
Blizzard
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>>167474784
Im actually a weightlifter you cuck. Bbers dehydrate on their event day. They have similar strength to weightlifters and strongmen on off season. Stfu u cuck.
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>>167474932
stop fucking using "cuck" in your day-to-day vocabulary unironically you retarded neo-lib

i bet you fucking main mercy, junkrat, and genji too, don't you?
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>>167473703
>comp game ended up with people stopping to do this due to a thrower
>enemy Mercy was sitting on the payload with me
>their Genji suddenly ults
>swing hammer at him
>accidentally murder Mercy as she panics
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>>167474829
Im like a thousands times stronger and fitter than you, I bet u only lift 5plate. Get dunked, nerd.
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for the people that main widow, what sensibility do you use?
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>>167475001
You are a cuck. You thought you'd be a big man and lecture a weightlifter on the net. Mayaswell hand me your future wifes phone no. If you ever get one.
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>>167474776
those are actual gold/silver stats. 2k+ dmg and 3 elims is bad unless you solo killed three tanks
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>>167475060
You're a walking meme.
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>>167474726
If I could get into plat, I could just leave it at that and get 800 points ez
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>>167475054
>depressed qt
>french
>heels

gameplay is a shit tho
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>>167475060
>>167475115
>>167475052
stop fighting boys, i can only get so wet
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>>167474580
>post fat stupid guy who is lifting 80kg in a squat stand.
Is it you? Theres literally little girls who weigh 50 kg who squat twice that.
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>some guy who can't spell complaining about "14 year old bullies"
>people arguing about whether or not roadhot is "strongfat" or "just fat"
>male DVA cosplay
Why is it that the thread turns to shit at around the same time EVERY night? Fess up, which time zone is shitting up the thread? Is it the aussies again? Behave.
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>>167475273
>last thread it was WW2
>now it's this
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>>167463462
>I gave up trying to understand.
yes, because you should be able to make up for a talentless shitlord on your team.

Find one or two good dps/tanks in your matchups, message/add/stay as team.

if winning your goal, use all the tools.
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Really makes you think.
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>>167475507
>Trying to upset a literal cuck with hot glue tricks
>>
>Blizzard was one of the best game comoanies ever
>now they make games on the same level as indie developers first free2play fps.
>only redeemable feature is waifus but they are slowly ruining those too.
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So does any rule 63 art of Reaper and 76 exist?

I need me some tsundere Gabriella Reyes.
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>>167475608
How can one be a cuck regarding a nonexistent fictional character no one can have sex with anyway?
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>>167475650
>implying buying this game for anything other than waifus
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>>167475229
say that to my face
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>>167475054
What the fuck is this shit?
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>>167475650
But they made the perfect girl.
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You agree, right?
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>>167475748
>can't undress them and have lewd poses game mode
Literally blue balls the game.
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>>167475079
The game just started, see the timer on the top?
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Lijiang Tower, Gibraltar, and Temple of Anubis are objectively bad maps. The game would improve tremendously if they were removed.
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>>167475273
>>people arguing about whether or not roadhot is "strongfat" or "just fat"

Roadhog is like 6'5, a literal outlaw criminal, who wields a fucking minigun.

He can throw a chain at a 1 ton+ lbs robot, then pull that robot to him from across the battlefield, like it's nothing, WITH JUST HIS LEFT ARM

>implying he's not strongfat
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>>167475273
people being assholes and toxic is pretty common in this game man
the LoL crowd really did a n umber o the community
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>>167475740
Someone thought lesbians having sex could cuck men the other day. /owg/ has a lot of stupid people.
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>>167475679
Yes but fem76 is better
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>>167475924
Gibraltar wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the second point. Just two very tiny doors to go through while enemies have massive height advantage on you.
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>>167475984
>Enemy Widow uses her Ult
Well I guess we just need to wait back here for sixty seconds
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People that brownwash heroes are niggers.
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behind the spoiler is lewd d.va. do you click it and expose her or are you pure? make your choice.
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>>167475775
god damn a healthy bust increase can truly make any female that much more GOAT
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>>167473907
Probably, he can use a bigass shotgun like that with one hand and yank people that weigh a few hundred pounds in with his left arm
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>>167475932
He's 7'3
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>>167475932
>>167476157
it's not just his physical strength that pulls them back, friends
his chain is connected to a spool on his person that i can only assume automatically reels the chain back to him
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>>167473025
But can we?
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Can anyone refute that this game wouldn't be 1,0000% better if all the chinks and nips were removed.
>>
Fuck. I've fallen to the rank where my team can't handle a Bastion. I should REALLY stop playing on the weekend, I should also stop playing Reinhardt with these shitters.
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>>167475775
>tittymaker

Cease
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>>167476213
Autistic Cleopatra.
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>>167476351
Someone gets it.
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>>167475962
Considering "cuck" is 4chan's newest favorite word for everything, the entire site is full of stupid people.
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Can you tell who's who?
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>>167476213
Why do people always assume that stereotype for Zarya
She's quite the exact opposite in personality
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>>167476405
Because her looks are still Tumblr's wet dream.
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>>167476398
>cuck
>new favourite word
>started getting spammed a few years ago.
Tbh when i first saw it I despised its use but i came to realise that indeed a lot of people are cucks.
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I've some people in game complaining about how crouching was nerfed, what was so good about it? I rarely ever crouched before.
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>>167476397
And if Roadhog wasn't strong enough to be anchor he would be pulled towards the hooked target.
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>>167476372
Widowmaker has little bewbs and she is cute.
>>
i have over 4000 hours played as medic in tf2 and just bought overcocks. is it possible to only play mercy and not get sperged out on in ranked? i'm still leveling up
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>>167476564
That just requires weight.
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>>167476213
>Zarya is tumblrtard

She paints her nails like a little girl, hates omniggers with passion and is hardcore patriot.
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>>167476604
I wonder if reaper knew Amelie before Talon.
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>>167476398
Its basically a substitue for faggot, pointless faggot, degenerate and idiot. Because cucks are essentially pointless disgusting stupid faggots. And weak links in society.
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>>167476351
Regardless of that, being able to use a shotgun that size with one hand has to put him on par with Reinhardt as far as strength goes
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>>167476498
As in the actual real definition of the word? That's a lot of people here who enjoy watching their wives hump other guys.
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>>167476643
You'll be surprised how differently Medic and Mercy play. The ability to fly and damage boost at will changes everything.
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>>167476564
He just has to lean back. Its the same concept as abseiling
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>it's a "diamond WM thinking they're the best because they got gold eliminations" episode
how do we rid this cancer?
>>
>winning round of Mystery
>enemy team rolls Zarya + D.Va
>lose miserably

eric, simply fucking eric
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>>167476686
He must have seen her at least few times. Gerard was heading the anti-Talon strike force so he was a big shot around the place.
>>
Doing my version of the weighted clothes for this game. Basically, I'm getting matched up with my friends who are a higher level then me, so I'm going into higher level matches. As a result, I'm fighting against harder people. I'm only 18 since I started this game not too long ago. I go back and solo que, and I'm getting into lobbies where I shit on everyone because of my previous experience. This shit makes me happy as fuck!
>>
Who /can'thavefunwiththisgameanymore/ here?
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>>167476686
Probably. Gerard was heavily tied with Overwatch, so she was most likely involved at times.
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>>167476712
Well yes the use implies the person is so morally pathetic theyd get off on it. No rational person engages in it because anyone with a healthy personality would reject it. It describes a lot of posters on here.
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>>167476702
Or throwing a hook that size in a straight line for 20 meters.
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>>167476643
Diamond and above you can start getting more people that complain about her being picked. I've seen someone take two accounts to top 500 playing only Mercy so it's possibly to play her at those levels.
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>>167476904

>Cena rod apple shiggy

What the fuck
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>>167476762
i kind of miss the bonesaw but otherwise i'm enjoying mercy overall. being able to fly and latch on to a teammate lets you pull off some pretty goofy shit. really miss invuln/kritz though.
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>it's another "team picks all flankers and dies on Defense" episode
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>>167477018
>Kritz with aimbot Soldier

Jesus.
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What did Mei do to deserve this
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>>167477384
>Not all omnics are ba-
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>>167477384
Exist
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>slap down 5 wins with a spontaneous miracle team who I queue with
>we all disperse after one game against a literal aimbot
>the next match I'm placed with people who go Mercy and let a Roadhog get gold healing
>immediately turn the game off because I know what matchmaking is trying to do
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>>167476689
You care WAY too much about other people's sex lives, that is just as unhealthy.
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>>167477384
>China threatens to trade tariff Russia.jpg
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>>167477384
Assumed she was gay
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>>167477603
I think I heard Zarya describe her ideal man in one of her voice-lines, she's very vertical.
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>>167476372
source?
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>>167477548
>use cuck as an insult for stupid faggot
>thinks Its the same as caring about their sex lives.
Shut up cuck.
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>it's another "im gonna hide behind a wall, ignore the tracer walking all over our healers, and then bitch about getting no heals" episode
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Here's a cute Pharah for you thirsty fucks
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>>167477792
>>>/aco/1176107

Actually the same guy who recently made the really good Pharah renders. There's a couple other ones at the bottom of that thread.
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>all these threads are 40% faggot-posting 40% waifu-posting
>all waifus and husbandos are vastly inferior to even Dirty Bomb's.

Picking up the scraps, eh?

>>167476398
Go back to tumblr, faggot.
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Why are there so many fucking braindead retards from reddit that desperately tries to push Terry Crews into being Doomfist for no reason?

What's the point?
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

DO THESE ASSHOLES KNOW NOTHING OF GAME DEVELOPMENT PROGRESS

FUCK
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>>167477837
>I'm gonna call anyone and everyone this meme word I heard on reddit, let me in the club people!
>>
Should I start maining Rein or Ana? I really like to play aggressive Rein but kinda feel like there are not enough healers so I could be one. Im low plat
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>>167477942
Post examples of dirty bomb waifus.
>>
>roll Widowmaker on Hanamura
>Am somehow doing better with her than I ever have
>Last push with 40 seconds left
>hook up to the top area, snipe the Mercy, snipe the Soldier 76, do about half damage to Roadhog
>We push to victory
>POTG is Roadhog hooking a charging Reinhardt out of a charge to save a nearly dead team mate

Fuck this game.
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>>167472898
>amerifats
he's not even comparable because he's not even from the same continent you goofball
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>>167478001
>thinks a word that describes 100% of redditors came from reddit.
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>>167477869
>he leaves the chat on
you get what you deserve
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>>167478019
The one and only.
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>>167477886
Thanks
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>>167478019
It'll cost you some GBPs.
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>>167477947
They are literally trying to cuck the game up. Redditors are always pushing magic negroes for everything.
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>"group up with me!"

why does her voice sound so weird when she says this? why can't I stop spamming it even though I don't actually want people to group up with me?
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>>167477947
Terry Crews is a normalnigger meme-man and Reddit is a place for normalfag meme niggers. If they somehow got horsefuckers involved it's be a perfect storm of cancer.
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>>167477384
adopting his actual look instead the previous good one
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>>167478396
>a normalnigger meme-man and Reddit is a place for normalfag meme niggers
What
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>>167478005
give me answers /owg/
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>>167478459
her*
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>>167478484
You heard me.
If there ever was a double blowing bubble baby normal nigger meme man it was Terry "funny yelling" Crews. He's a living unironic rage comic so it's only natural the slumped-brain retard cattle of Reddit would suck his cock like a lubed vacuum.
>>
>>167478558
play whoever is the most fun
>>
>first time playing hog ever
>gold elims, damage, and silver healing
>get all PotGs
>only die twice
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>>
So, how about that Roadhog?
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Does this general ever party up and do competitive? I hear about how half of you are over platinum but some of us would like to escape golden hell.
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>>167478327
Probably the accent when she says group.

>>167478558
I'd say Ana mostly because Rein in plat is hell because there's a very good chance your team won't use your shield but at least you wouldn't have to worry about Rein's that just sit at a point without going in.
>>
>>167478752
Im thinking blizzard is wanting to make balance updates seasonal
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>>167478804
Have you ever grouped up in this game before? The matchmaking goes full retard and tosses you against 6 GM party every single time.
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>>167478819
thats what Im thinking about. Most Reins just camp at choke point instead of going in and pinning enemy teams and opening the game
>>
I'll never fucking get out of this hell. I just want to get back into plat but it's win one, lose three in this fucking gold shitter hell
>>
How do i git gud with Widow like Kephrii? He's incredible with her.
>>
>>167478707
Dude the reason they want him in is so OW has the "big buff" nignog cuck stereotype. Its an obvious libtard black supremacist conspiracy.
This crews guy turned up at Dice/ (sweden) battfield1 event. You know the game where they literally went WE WUZ IN DA TRENCHEZ
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>>167478327
>why does her voice sound so weird when she says this?

Because grouping on the sniper is fucking retarded lmao
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>>167479045
practice
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Why don't you do 6-stacks /owg/?
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>>167478890

Hence why it would make sense for 6 people to group up.
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>>167468979
>I'm putting a rock in this one!
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>>167478327
Her objective lines sound like she is subtly mocking the team.
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>>167479045

Go into QP and practice.

Position aggressively.

Don't be a retard and pick into counters or be stubborn in situations where you can't get shit done.
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>>167479227
What the ungodly fuck is that?
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>>167479229
Doesn't work when it's a mix of random GMs, plats, masters and whatever vs 6 stack of discord autists.
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>>167479227
Largest group of friends that plays this game only consists of me and 3 others, and i don't like trying to mix groups of friends
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>>167479319
Symm in mating mode.
>>
>Playing Lucio
>Hear enemy Genji ult
>Say "Genji behind"
>Manage to save my team, he only gets one kill
>It was me that he killed, right at the last moment
>Guy playing Roadhog asks why I'm dead
>No one even turns around on the killcam
At least that loss only cost me 16 rating instead of the usual 25-30.
>>
>>167479128
No, that's an excuse. They'd want him even without any cultural marxist ploy involved because he's black Randy Savage.
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>have the nerve to win 1 game
>leaving game
>vs 6 man premade
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>>167476517

People were abusing crouch spam to jank up the netcode and make headshots impossible. Now there's a brief delay before you can crouch again.
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>>167479319
Symmston
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>>167479227

No IRL friends, people I added here or in-game aren't usually online at the same time, would rather quietly rage in solo than suck in a six stack and inevitably be cut for not pulling my weight
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>>167468979
>by her own dialogue we can determine mei
>is a narcissist
>is a psychopath
>has temper issues
Serial killer
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>>167479548
Or they could just fix the fucking netcode

wait, that would require actual work

haha
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>>167479489
It definately is the reason. Off 4chan if you even subtly criticise it the cuck brigade a mix of actual idiot cucks and black racists start losing their shit at you.

If they do it itll pretty much be the biggest shitstorm and make their company a laughing stock.
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How the fuck can teams have the same fucking ranks for players on both teams and yet most goddamn matches are just one sided rapes.

Fucking team always plays like bronze shitters despite their supposed rank.
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>>167479706
>t. someone who's never worked a second on software development
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>>167475819
>Mikey P. supports the most patriotic and manly pairing in the game
as expected
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>>167479706
>blizzard
>fix
???
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>>167479128
Battlefield 1 upsets me even today.

They seriously put a nigger on the cover when they were literally 1% of the forces while Russians, Italians and French aren't even in the game.
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>>167479881
Made by Sweden, what do you expect? It's proven time and time again, if you want a good game you get either the Polish to do it or the Russians/Ukrainians.
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Why is this game not fun?

I want it to be fun and I just can't fucking do it.
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>>167477947
He's a funny actor and people ran with it and Blizzard hinted he was going to be the voice behind it.
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>>167478707
Ill redpill you on this. Crews is an Old spice ad guy the last one was black too. Its subliminal cuck propaganda. They just changed Mr Clean to a black guy too.
The msm is obsessed with pushing blacks as the only form of masculinity meme.
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>5v6, no penalty
>5v6, no penalty
>draw

>lose over 100sr for seemingly no reason at all
ok
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>>167479881
Actually, Russian and French forces are in the game.
As paid DLC.
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>>167480085
Because it's poorly designed from top to bottom.
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>>167480158
What's their endgame? Is it just to confuse people?
Our government made AIDs just to kill off blacks too.
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>>167478279
>>167478396
Jesus Christ guys, do you even read your posts before you hit submit? Go back to /b/ or something.
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>very quickly understood what makes a good team composition in this team game
>yet all I do is play with multi-prestige players who have no idea

Now I am not saying you should always play meta and playing symm, sombra and bastion are fine as long as you understand their roles and the remainder of the team picks already support you playing them.

But all these faggots who lasts pick more snipers and dps when we already have an unbalanced team comp because "it's their main" or "they only play dps" or "everyone else should change to support my style" are literally ruining everything about trying to play.

How can you even put that much time into the game and still fail to realize what it takes to effectively win games consistently.
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>>167477384
Mei made the mistake of being born.
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>>167480361
some people don't care about winning, they jsut care about playing a good game on an individual level
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>>167477384
shouldn't she be punching sombra
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>play 3v3 for the crates
>every round is ana hog and a sniper/76
why does this mode exist? to demonstrate how fucking busted some heroes are?
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>>167480401
You mean meistake
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>>167480158
What a sad, pathetic life you must live to constantly try to "find" and route out this kind of stuff why don't you get a different hobby so you can make some real life friends
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>Prepare to attack
It's getting to close to me just quitting as soon as I hear this
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Did you know that if you return to your Translocator as Sombra while a Junkrat grenade is extremly close, it will follow you through? Neither did I.
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>>167478279
You know when you say it like that, I'm fine with the whole cast being black.
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>>167480431

Almost all of these people are the type who refuse to switch when the enemy team comp is destroying ours.

They don't fucking care about their personal gameplay, they care about being leet snipers who don't do shit
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>>167480480
Go to bed, Mei
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>>167480351
Fuck off, mental retard.
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>Mercy with 12hrs and less than 1hr on everyone else
>Comp
>went from 2500 to 1200
How should I off my self
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>>167480551
>Willfully giving everything to blacks out of spite for one person

You know the insult I'm going to say to you.
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>>167480746
H2SO4
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Why the fuck is Junkrat 3 star difficulty? He's the easiest fucking thing in the game. Aim in direction of enemies, fire away and pray you hit something.
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>>167480761
Haha, cuck is not an insult anymore when only mentally ill idiots use it.
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>>167480872
In this case it wouldn't be lame internet maymays.
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>>167480872
>still gets mad at it regardless, preemptively no less

Pathetic.
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>>167480806
nice being that my irl job I can get that fairly easily it should be a quick and painful death
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>>167480361

Bastion has a lot of weaknesses but few things are as satisfying as setting up a lounge chair behind the payload and killing five people.
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>>167480832
Except he's two star
And I guess there's a method to the madness to separate an actual useful Junkrat to one who just spams bombs aimlessly
I used to play Junk a lot and I could win a lot of 1 vs 1s, but I haven't played him forever and am completely shit when I try to use him now
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>>167480832

And yet most people don't even play him right
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>>167480725
The thing I hate about Doomfist is that it will dilute the game more not really help it. I feel like whatever they do with Doomfist it will for sure be cool as hell but there are already two melee oriented characters.

If Doomfist is DPS than Winston really takes a hit because his ultimate is literally Doomfists normal attack.

If Doomfist is Tank than he directly competes with Reinhart.

I am assuming they'd want to do something different so probably DPS and Winston gets fucked. Not sure if I like the sound of a melee DPS but at least it might be fun and you get to sound like Terry Crews which I don't care what you say feels cool to me.
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>>167480949
Why are you projecting?

Christ, the lack of self-awareness.
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>0-6
>not even won a single round

nice game
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Gut every mercy main
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>>167481030
There's no real combat melee characters. Winston is trash and Reinhardt is dead without a healer inside of his ass.

>>167481034
Cuckold.
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>>167480832
>2nd worst ult in the game right behind deadeye
>Gets hard countered by Pharah, Zarya and also arguably Widowmaker and Hanzo.
>Trash damage is useless in this meta
>Getting good with Junkrat isn't rewarding either
>Just about useless once you can close the distance against him
>Can kill allies

It's a real mystery.
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>>167480479
>Mery/Hog/Pharah
>win every match
>Showered with crates
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>>167480832
You haven't played against demoman main.
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>>167481030
>and you get to sound like Terry Crews

Hopefully Reddit Negro is too good for video games and denies.
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do other generals on /vg/ get in to piss fights about the semantics of a non-existent word this often?
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>>167481221
That's a big Mercy.
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>>167481164
They were already there for recording. I'm hoping he's just like an announcer or some shit. Don't want to hear that annoying-orange tier normie meme crap every round.
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>>167480291
>>167480158
Maybe you people are just seeing conspiracies in everything and are terrified of retarded shit.
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>>167481106
>Can kill allies
Other than Genji's reflect, in what capacity is this even remotely true?
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>>167481106
>can kill allies
Something about this doesn't add up
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>>167481281
You're right. Blacks are just despicable for making up the majority of violent crime despite being a minority of the population and they shouldn't be encouraged due to their eventual self-genocide which will render them non-existent and antiquated in any medium.
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>>167481245
4u
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>>167481245
It's fitting for such a big whore.
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>>167481254

I heard his audition and he honestly sounds like every black man in the world. I don't get the appeal.
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>>167481445
You know how some "professional" youtubers are only funny to retards because they yell?
He's that but x10.
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>be roadhog
>get annoyed that your home was taken
>blow up said home
>oops
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>Going full /pol/ because a black guy wants to be a hero in a videogame
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>>167481542
>IRA
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>>167481612
>paying attention to modern politics
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fuck you nekro symm is a good character that fucking torb was a autist
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>>167481334
>>167481298
Not that anon, but I once saw a Junkrat kill a friendly Zenyatta on the killcam once.
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>>167481164
Ill probably uninstall celebrity voices never work out in games unless its a brief cameo.
Voice actors =/= hollywood actors.
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>>167481528

I remember him being a reasonable actor as the dad on Everybody Hates Chris but he also never yelled on that show.
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>>167481612
>only /pol/ hates niggers
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When the fuck are they going to nerf DPS76 so he doesn't invalidate every other attacker but pharah
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>>167481140
this. demoman was undoubtedly the hardest class to play in tf2. until you've seen demomen hitting a rocket jumping soldier dead-on three times with pipes, you don't really know how high the skill ceiling on that kind of character goes.
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>>167481612
I think it's just one guy repeating himself over and over again. I can't believe that more than one person here would use a phrase like "normalnigger meme-man" seriously.
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>>167481734
Hollywood actors are too impractical and expensive for an evolving game.
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>>167481106

Junkrat is deadly up close vs most of the cast

Hit them withe a grenade then throw a concussion in their face and they are dead.
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>>167481445
>all the great voice acting in this game
>want a stupid nig yelling WOO OH YEAH
Literally why. At this point it has to be a cuck conspiracy. Why would they even entertain the idea.
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>>167481797
>this. demoman was undoubtedly the hardest class to play in tf2.
Sniper, if you count aim

Man I wish junk was 1/10th as strong as mr. degroot
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>>167481789
They should just buff everyone. Game keeps getting nerfed and it'll take hours to kill anyone with anything.

Stop making the game easier for retarded niggers.
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>>167481749
If every nigger was like Terry Crews, no one would hate them.
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>>167481872

>all the great voice acting in this game

lol? Every character that isn't winston and zenyatta are medicore to shit and annoying to listen to.

Everyone else is edgy, a jap or just yells all their lines.
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>>167481749
You're right. i forgot /b/ exists.
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>>167481827
Exactly not only do they lack the range a VA has but they play themselves so would break immersion competely.
On top of that an actor would demand more money than a VA and would have to be constantly paid everytime they require more voice work.
Honestly if they want that over giving customers content they can go fuck themselves.
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>>167481994
Are those the only two boards you know?
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>>167481849
Around 5m-10m sure, but at point blank it's much safer to just mine jump away.
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>>167481910
??people hate them because they are loud and stupid.
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>>167472160
thats a pretty retarded thing to say. You want her to have some chinese style full black cocktail dress instead of the culturally symbolic gown with flying lion dragon costume blizzard buddy? lol, retard alert
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>>167481886
I think projectiles take more skill to use.

Having to know projectiles speed, distance between you and opponent, trying to predict where they're going or landing. Opposed to hitscan's point and click adventure.

I'm not saying being a good sniper doesn't take massive amount of skill but putting a cursor on enemies vs accounting for many different things at the same time isn't on same level to me.
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>>167481359
Hey, they didn't asked to be captured and shipped over here as slaves then treated like garbage ever since. You only have yourselves to blame for putting them in the situation they're in.
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>>167482039
Not him, but are you saying you aren't a braindead /pol/ poster? It's painfully obvious
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>>167482124
>Hey, they didn't asked to be captured and shipped over here as slaves

When they went back they literally sold their others into it.
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>>167481897
This is Blizzard anon let's not pretend they have a brain cell between them.
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>>167482039
Just the ones where you frequently hang out.
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>>167482124
Captured by other blacks.
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>>167481886
i honestly think it's more difficult to pipe than to snipe. a sniper is just pure aim, with pipes you have a slightly less degree of pure aim but at the same time you have to be subconsciously calculating vectors and adjusting. junkrat is really just a shitty approximation of demoman and that's unfortunate
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>>167482164
Oh sorry I forgot I was on such a progressive and tolerant paradise as 4chan.
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>>167481827
>>167482016
>Hollywood actors are too impractical
I'm sure his contract includes that.

>expensive
Call of Duty has had among it's actors people like Kiefer Sutherland, Ed Harris, Idris Elba, Kevin Spacey, Jeff Goldblum and Ron Perlman.
You know how much they spent on VA work, from COD1 to Black Ops 3?
5 million dollars.

People who say Hollywood actors doing VA work is too expensive have no sources to proof that.
Then again, 4chan is the place where people unironically said Kiefer Sutherland got 30 million for MGSV, and that Stephanie Joosten got 10 million.

None of you know how this works.
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>>167482262
...Did you respond to the right post?
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>>167482016
>On top of that an actor would demand more money than a VA and would have to be constantly paid everytime they require more voice work.
No, that's not how it works.
You sign a contract, you get paid, and you have to come back every time they ask.

>Honestly if they want that over giving customers content they can go fuck themselves.
Then leave, it's irrelevant.
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What pisses me off most about junkrat is his trap and his mine do not share the same velocity and trajectory.

If you point forward and throw them both, the trap lands much closer to you than the mine does. So you have to learn 3 different projectiles and you can't easily put the mines inside the traps unless you do it at your feet.
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>>167468285
I have friends, not all of them are into gaming and even fewer of them would consider leaving a free-to-play game like League or dota that they have enjoyed for years to pay $80 (Australian RRP) to play a broken game with significantly fewer heroes to choose from.

In fact, if a 'friend' asked me if they should buy overwatch I always tell them dont bother because the game is stale as fuck with only 20 heroes, 15 of which are viable and 11 of which are in 90% of games
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>>167482271
>You know how much they spent on VA work
>Idris Elba
>Kiefer Sutherland
>Ron Perlman
>Kevin Spacey
>waving Jeff Goldblum around like he's A list
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I'm surprised they didn't spend $60 combined on that lineup. They got scammed.
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>>167482089
>complains about black people being stupid
>doesn't understand how punctuation works
lol, back to /b/ buddy.
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>>167482271
You don't read. There would have to be future payments which would require future vouce recordings which would require more money or be impossible with scheduling clashes. This is how hollywood actors extort money out of gullibke companies and why no one wants to use them for ongoing projects.
Blizz already had this happen to them with VAs that went awol and had to redo all the voice work.
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>>167482407
Except those have done much more in their careers than some cologne ad.
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>>167482407
>I can't respond to that so I'll insult the VAs and pretend I'm always right
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>>167482180
wew, lad. That's a bit of a zinger.
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>>167482160
>>167482209
*cringe*
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>>167482447
>C list actors get around

You don't fucking say. Half that list is only famous because they're famous. The other half were in one good movie and were shit for the role. Only stupid fucking vermin would defend such a bucket of dried semen.
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>>167482271
>5 mil for one off cameos
Bah aha this is why its a rort. You kniw whats worse if they ever need to deoend on the actor longterm the actors always abandon them.
Ron stopped doing the iconic voice line for Fallout etc.
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>>167482016
Why are you even arguing about it? They were already on set doing voice recordings. You're arguing about this like it's some kind of hypothetical situation that hasn't already happened.
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>>167482439
>>167482439
>There would have to be future payments which would require future vouce
That's not how it works.
You sign a contract and you get paid once.
Then you are forced to come back every time.

>be impossible with scheduling clashes
Oh, I bet Terry Crews is too busy with ALL the movies he appears in.

>This is how hollywood actors extort money out of gullibke companies
Are you implying regular VAs don't extort money?

>>167482525
As opposed to Terry Crews, someone who is not even a Z-lister because the only thing remarkable he has ever done is some ad?

>he other half were in one good movie and were shit for the role.
As opposed to someone who has never been in anything?
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>>167482585
Terry Cruise has been in other shit and he fits in the same exact category as unfunny normalfag bait.
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>>167482557
No, not 5 million per actor, 5 million in total, from Call of Duty 1 to Black Ops 3.
11 games of VA work with celebrities much bigger than Terry Crews.
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>>167482626
>normalfag
This isn't /r9k/.
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>>167482373
I honestly realised that OW basically plays like a bargain bin fps from some ukrainian contract programmers.
A team of game devs couldnt spit out OW in less than a fortnight.
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>>167482673
This isn't Tumblr either you three-chinned shitskid.
>>
What the fuck are all of you arguing about now? Are we really debating voice actor paychecks?
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>>167482626
Oh yeah, all the other literally-who's whos career highlights will be voicing the characters of Overwatch are very funny, right?

>>167482517
>*action
>>167482492
>wew lad

Please, you two, return to Reddit.
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>>167482658
Thats fucking ridiculous for like a couple of lines no one will give a shit about.
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https://youtu.be/tufCFHcw5u8?t=91

The thing that pisses me off about this is that most of the voice actors come across like they just walked into a studio, said their lines and never looked at overwatch ever again. Sure, i get they have lives and i'm not expecting them to play the game 24/7, but it was very disheartening to see the dva voice actress not even be able to remember any lifes off by heart and quickly looked them up on her phone before the panel. Then she says my favourite DVA voice line is 'ooh ooh ooh, dva style" and im like what the fuck? That line was most likely deleted because i've never heard anything like that in the game ever, and this bitch has the nerve to google dva quotes on her phone and then say its her favourite line...lmao

also at 4:15 the fat girl says to a non-native english speaker "Now say some of the lines in your native tongue" what a retarded way to speak to someone who doesn't speak English as a first language, native tongue? is she for real? and then at 4:19 the Mei voice actress says "oh, you mean that two line?" the two line she is referring to is the two lines of Chinese poetry that mei recites one in every 50 games on either nepal or volksaya
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>>167482743
>Thats fucking ridiculous for like a couple of lines
There's actually plenty.

>no one will give a shit about.
Are you implying that affects the paycheck?

All that is irrelevant, the point is that VA work is not expensive, it will never be.
If you ask the actor to mocap everything, from facial animations to the entire body's?
Maybe, but for sitting on a chair for 1 hour and spouting a bunch of lines?
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>>167482658

TF2 is almost 10 years older and has considerably more thought put into it than this game. And I say this as someone who has at least five hundred hours in both.
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>>167482713
>You're either a normalfag or a tumblrtard
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>>167482826
Too bad none of that thought ever went into it after the Mannconomy update. If I were Blizzard I'd empty pockets to hire the valve team who worked on TF2.
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>>167482781
fuckin love how into it reins VA gets
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>>167482585
Thats not how contracting works you silly kid. You can't contract for unplanned work. That requires more pay.
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>>167482781
>The thing that pisses me off about this is that most of the voice actors come across like they just walked into a studio, said their lines and never looked at overwatch ever again
Why would they act otherwise?
It's a dumb multiplayer shooter, not some intrincate Hollywood movie with deep characters.

>this bitch has the nerve to google dva quotes on her phone and then say its her favourite line...lmao
Wait what? These actors actually have lifes and they are not autismos who obsess over some videogame?


>>167482806
Defend it from who?
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>>167482732
Some guy who's really, really upset about black people doesn't want Terry to be in OW. I don't know why he's complaining because it's been unofficially confirmed that he's already recorded the voice lines.
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>>167482896
>newfaggot retard thinks a word that has been on here before even /new/ is exclusive to /r9k/
>renamed tumblr gif
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>>167482902
It's also weird how he played the robo guy in Doom. I seriously had to look that up when someone told me that. If it was some famous hollywood actor I could have been able to tell it because they always phone in their performance.
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>>167482781
>hen she says my favourite DVA voice line is 'ooh ooh ooh, dva style" and im like what the fuck?
>the two line she is referring to is the two lines of Chinese poetry that mei recites one in every 50 games on either nepal or volksaya

Could you sound more like an obnoxious Redditor?

>WOW, WHY AREN'T ALL THESE ACTORS PRETENDING THEY CARE ABOUT HOW THEY SPENT 30 MINUTES SPOUTING TERRIBLY WRITTEN LINES, WHY AREN'T AS AUTISTIC AS ME OVER SOME DUMB MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER THAT THEY HAVE NO REASON TO CARE ABOUT

They are actors, their job is voicing characters, not entertaining autists such as yourself.
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>>167482781
>Voice actors have jobs and lives outside of this one game they worked on once...lmao
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>>167482997
Of course it's some dipshit whining about everyone who isn't white existing in the same universe he is. The internet really brings them out since they can't act on their urges in the real world.
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>>167483028
Soldier 76's VA voiced a heroic space marine captian and a giant fat plague demon in the same game.

VA's range can be amazing.
>>
Fuck this fucking game, every fucking night it's the same mother fucking shit.

>barely win 1-2 games in comp
>matchmaking puts me against some fucking comp stompers who win offense and defense with zero effort
>negative SR or maybe back to were I started
>>
They have already had to use other VAs for event lines because the snowflake original VAs were having coffee.
An actor would be even worse.
>hello actor sama we need voice work for a year
>sorry no can do im in a movie and a tv series.
>o-ok actor sama. Uguu~
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>>167482826
What does Team Fortress 2 have to do with the budget spent on VAs?
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>>167482781
Who the hell is that middle aged crack addict soccer mom MC and what relevance does she have to anything overwatch related?
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>>167483006
I pulled the image off of Bing Image Search just for you, friend.
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>>167483083
>go to where they are
>brings them out
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HOO ROO YE-YEAH, CHOON FUNG LIE, TIAN SHOO ONE SHOO, LEE HUAR KAI

https://clyp.it/b2bjikil
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>people unironically care about voicelines in a multiplayer shooter
Team Fortress 2 and Overwatch have done so much damage to FPS games.

Now you have autismal Tumblrinas such as this
>>167482781

>Ughh, like, could you NOT? I mean, like, how can this voice actor NOT care about MY favourite line, ughh, it's 2017 people!

Pathetic.
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>>167482997
>unofficialy confirmed.
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>>167483083
Honestly, just ignore and report him. The thread is past the bump limit anyway. He'll be gone by the morning in any case.
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>>167483115
They really are different to actors if you met one personally. Much bigger skill range than most celebrities.
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>>167483289
>not knowing how to ban evade
Retard
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>>167482781
I hope you copied that post from Tumblr.
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>queue alone
>face a 6-man queue
>get stomped in 40 seconds on both phases of the map, then spawncamped on attack
>queue for a new game
>it's the exact same 6-man
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>>167483248
What else would you call it? Terry confirmed he was already on set while Blizzard hasn't mentioned a new VA in any of the official developer channels or update logs.
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>>167483365
>blizzard hasn't mentioned it
>it must be confirmed.
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>>167483327
>Much bigger skill range than most celebrities.
Sure, if the only movies you've ever watched are capeshit.
There's not a single example in Overwatch of decent VA acting, they are all literally-who's who are just here because they are cheap.
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>>167482781
>most of the voice actors come across like they just walked into a studio
Well yeah, that's how it works. Then they go to their real job that actually pays something worth a fuck.

This isn't Japan where the VA is made to sing and dance at concerts and perform character songs.
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>>167483207
same
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>>167483342
I had to google it because damn that would've been a perfect bait, but no, it's 100% homegrown original autism.
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>>167482781
>why do these actors for whom Overwatch is just yet another job care about the 30 minutes they spent spouting the couple of lines their characters have

It's a multiplayer game, not a fucking Star Wars movie.
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>>167483402
Thanks for the (You) at least, dude.
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>>167479319
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The thing I find amazing is why do reddit cucks think sneaking cuck shit into media will fly with people.
No one will want to play OW when it becomes literally cuck filth.
>>
>>167483572
>est time 30 seconds elapsed time 78 hours
>anyone plays it
>>
Terry has always wanted to play a Superhero. When Marvel movies where getting big he and Isaiah(the other Old Spice dude) made a promo to try and get a Luke Cage movie going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcXrE6fLCUM
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>>167483572
(you)
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someone make a new thread and save us from this evil
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>>167483572
Yes, anon, Overwatch is going to die in X time for X reason.
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>>167483615
>they saw it coming
>gay tracer tipped everyone off
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>>167482902
he seems genuinly happy that he's done something with his life that has brought joy to a lot of people and relishes in the community
>>167482956
>defending some half gook with 0 passion for her job
>>167483058
you act like you have nothing but disdain for the game, why are you even in this thread retard?
>Could you sound more like a redditor?
Sorry for talking about the actual fucking game for once, it's just that I didnt receive my welcome package of 50 nude widowmaker and mercy images so I could fetishize a bunch of cartoon characters due to my mental illness and social autism, or maybe there's not enough people complaining about the loot box drop chances or roadhogs balanced hook, is that what you'd prefer? gtfo cos you just got btfo

>>167483074
Pretty sure I stated that, I guess you can tell who actually likes their job based on who needed a printed out fucking piece of paper with their character lines and those who knew them off by heart
>worked on once
Do you honestly think blizzard have recorded every possible voice line from every actor for every line of dialogue they will ever need?
Remember all those 'new years resolution' lines? Remember soldier and mei's new lines in the mei snowball? You think they were recorded back in the games inception circa may 2016? gtfo cos you just got btfo
>>167483187
welcome to blizzard entertainment, where even their customer support reps roleplay as WoW characters when they unlock your account on livechat
>>167483235
How am I an autism tumblarina? My argument was that this dumb bitch made a fool of herself reading her lines off of her phone and made a faux pas when she said her favourite line is one that isnt even in the game, lol, again, you're worse than the LoLbabbies 'trolling' the dota gens, why are you here if you fucking hate OW
>>167483342
Unlike you I dont actually use tumblr
>>167483410
Another unemployed retard with 0 self awareness, thanks ofr your comment, stop posting anytime
>>167483484
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>>167483664
no, let us die so that we may finally be free in the sweet release of the void
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>>167483572
Remember when you predicted Battlefield 1 would flop?
Or that Overwatch would flop at launch because of SJW pandering?
Go be irrelevant somewhere else, /v/eddit.
>>
>>167483726
I love Reinhardt for his over the top personality. I just wish people weren't such scaredy cats and would follow in behind the big blue rectangle instead of having endless potshot match at the choke.
>>
new thread

>>167483815
>>167483815
>>167483815
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>>167482781
Even real life D.Va is sexy as fuck
>>
>>167483664
We havn't reached 250 image cap, if anyone makes a new thread im reporting it and getting you all banned
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>>167483726
>defending some half gook with 0 passion for her job
Why would have any passion for spouting lines in a multiplayer game.
You can't accept that VA's have an actual life and there's more to them than Overwatch?
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>>167483739
I don't remember because I never said this about battlefield 1 or was even aware of its release..
You retarded cuck.
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>>167483837
Why are you fine with someone being paid to do half assed job? If you don't take pride in something you do then it's better to off yourself.
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>>167483726
>you act like you have nothing but disdain for the game, why are you even in this thread retard?
No, I feel disdain for you.

>WOW WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN YOU FUCKING VOICE ACTOR WHY DON'T YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THE VOICE ACTING OF A CHARACTER FROM A MULTIPLAYER GAME

>Sorry for talking about the actual fucking game for once
No, you are not.
You are an autismo complaining that the VAs of a multiplayer game don't really care.
Why should they?
It's a multiplayer shooter, you dumb fuck, it's not a job that requieres them to put any skill, they read the voice lines, and that's it.
Of course they don't care.
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>>167483726
you seem upset
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>>167483868
Oh, so the WWI game full of niggers, you didn't predict it would flop, but the cartoony game set in the future is going to die because it's going to get one nigger.
As I said, go be irrelevant somewhere else, /v/eddit.
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>mercy main
>5 plaudits after game
>still a mercy main
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>>167484001
>you didnt predict
Do you think anons are all the same person? Are you off your meds?
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>>167483925
>WOW, YOU ARE DOING A HALF ASSED JOB BECAUSE YOU DON'T PANDER TO AUTISTS IN AN AUTIST CONVENTION, WHY DONT AREN'T YOU COMFORTABLE IN SUCH AN AWKWARD THING AS FANS ASKING YOU CRAP

>If you don't take pride in something you do then it's better to off yourself.
And now they have to kill themselves because they didn't put any effort offering some cheap pandering to some basement dweller like you.

What a pathetic existence you must have.
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>>167484061
So yes, you are saying that a WWI game with niggers is fine, but a futuristic cartoony game is going to flop because of one nigger.
As I said, go be irrelevant somewhere else, /v/eddit.

Overwatch won't die for that, simple as that, people who play the game simply don't agree with you, or don't care.
Only autistic neckbeards with no friends care that much about politics.
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>>167483726
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>>167484161
>Some insane anon ranting at me about battlefield 1.
Cool a crazy person.
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>>167484354
You don't get to talk, /v/eddit.
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>>167484373
I never go to /v/ or reddit if thats what you are saying nig
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>hanzo on my team
>misses everything, no kills
>refuses to change
>hanzo on their team
>headshots me from across the map 3 times in a row as i peek my head out from the corner for a split second
every time
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>>167475962
they were talking about a situation where a woman stole a guy's gf by fucking her
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