SC2 General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuEqeJU_Bxo
woah

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find the best meme for black

elliot rodger is our guy...

watched a bad movie but the main character girl was effing hot

Did true dong ever win code s?

>>167368661
phone

holy FUCK a girl just messaged me on facebook

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>167368780
we dont want to hear about it so fuck off and preferably kill yourself

does facebook still have that poke thing
where u poke them :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbjbWhFydio

*kfaps*

anyway its too late to reply to her ill tell you guys about it tomorrow

remember to report

>>167370362
who?

http://en.intelextrememasters.com/season11/worldchampionship/sc2/
avilo is going to play iem
bracket 4

that avilo vs jjaki series i'm dying from laughter

>>167370893
where

oh his stream i guess

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>GSL Code S 4d 7h 55m

hey sc2 can i get more ktunes that sound like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgkNW2cENQ

st peach is going to play just dance in that outfit...

>>167371245
cute and based

>>167371245
what's this cartoon called?

*boots up episode 4 of konosuba*
thanks for the reminder

>this is me arching my back
omo...

where are all you fucking nerds

first of all

mom grounded us

secondly

i refuse to talk to myself any further, guy

avilo is a god

>>167372556
patiently waiting for GSL

seriously need to get some sleep tonight
the big game is tomorrow

the teams counting on me to get some shut eye

please count sheep for me scv.. about 10 will do

>>167373157
youre already dreaming

and its a gay dream open up lmao

>>167372556
i was daydreaming with my eyes closed on my bed about marrying a woman and having several children with her but then i fell asweep for an hour on accident

i dont know why the lord saved me

>>167374676
he cares about you amen

had to delete some posts earlier cuz i didnt get the warm reception i hoped for

>>167374994
hows this for a warm reception *farts opn your lap*

>>167375097
hows about you learn to spell ya fucking garfield

i ain't mad atcha

avilo will win blizzcon
mark my words

>>167375630
>brazzers

anyone else staying home on a friday night...

i got a tinder match...

>>167375838
rape her

>>167375771
yea im gonna stare at wall

like j. herbert christ said: a man cannot live on rape alone

1. jesus christ
2. the buddha
3. elon musk

4. saddam hussein

seulgi

its called seulgi to compensate for having no soul

let us pray

*bows head*

is it just me and one other guy posting back and forth right now

im tryna put you in the worst mood ah~

amen

time to play some overwatch

>>167377692
-1

panda bears are so dumb. literally the worst kind of bear except for koala but i think think koala bears are actually bears

first of all panda's are bears you fuckin idiot, koalas are not bears

secondly im gonna break your skateboard fuckin looser

>you have more facebook friends than you think!
>someone is checking out your profile! swipe to find out who!
these pity notifications are really ruining the jive in my groove desu...

swipe????

can we please go back to not having social media

>>167379945
*pokes ur profile*

*likes ur selfie*

>>167379656
who was it o_o;

>desu

ano...sono...eto...

>>167380035
>;
this is suppose to add depth right
where o_o is looking at you straight on,
o_o; is kind of turning the head looking at you a bit sideways

ettttttooo......

bored

no i think she was trying to portray sweat with the ;

sigh
...

wait was that one idiot telling the truth
does depression shrink your brain and make u stupid

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am i a loser if i buy this for myself..im single

>>167381163
yea but i dont judge ;)

>>167380857
first of all

>>>/pol/110944682
fuggin leaf

hmm.. to get my 8 pints of 8% beer or not...

reminder of the kpg super bowl party happening this sunday

>handegg

>>167382024
i'll bring the vape...

>>167382024
yay

now gas, brake, DIP!!!

anyways

i'm gay

im not gay at all

top 10 juiced up coaches AND the top 10 juiced up players

>>167383393
i'm sorry i'm just not interested in either, thank you

>>167383479
>>167383479
BASED

*juices* holy fuck i feel so alive

really makes you think

>>167382442
>>167383115
>>167383156
>>167383272
>>167383393
>>167383479
>>167383524
>>167383531
>>167384901
ditch

imagine bob dylan writing a song about sc2gen

imagine if all the shithead erp fags left and we made /scv/ great again

ditch bitch is a beautiful rhyme

>>167386132
ain't lyin'

i only attend byohb (bring your own homebrew) parties. we kick back with a couple of lagers, oil up our beards and puff on our tobacco pipes

>>167387206
do you suck eachothers dicks too, fag?

im gay

>>167387264
we typically like to discuss things we saw on reddit.com

>>167387438
fucking fag what are you doin!!!!!!!

thats my job *sucks your dick*

>>167387519
*shoves a finger up your butt*

....SC2 general.

Is SC2 a dead game?

>>167388208
soul calibur 2 came out in 2002, the fact that they still have a general for it attests to its staying power

*joins a shinto death cult*
finally somewhere i belong

holy crap i drank some kava tea and i feel funny

g night homies

nite garfield

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i want to lick scarscars inner thighs

>tfw no innovation bf

so my neighbor has people over their house since theres other cars in their driveway, i just noticed they turned their porchlight off in the last 15 minutes so they arent asleep yet.

i guess il have to wait about 45 minutes before the wakeups start

whose forcing this pig meme anyway
theyre awfully ugly & dirty animals
whats wrong with getting a dog like a normal person

>>167393712
pigs are cute and clean and very smart fuck you BITCH

yeah im not getting a pig because im not a cornfarmer from nebraska

we QUIT drinking here last week dummy

>>167393712
you can't eat your dog

buenos noches scvee

broke my 72 hour sober streak

>>167394147
imagine having her piss on you :O

>>167394679
gross. stop being gross

imagine beating the heck out of her and feeling powerful and in control for once

i feel so good after shaving the back of my head

i am now officially unbanned

better not be evading

janny wouldn't like that

>>167369654
wow

why are deposit interest rates so low :\

we're on page 7

oh no

seulgi

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omo...

>>167399342
how many hydras are needed to win

>>167400163
the hydras were 0-0 upgrades vs the swarmhost's 3-3. also the hydras would win if the swarmhosts weren't burrowed right around the hydras in a neat circle (because of hydras long range). so i dunno maybe 9 or so more hydras or just getting them upgrades.

this is assuming just one wave of locusts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tD3cadFvYk

can anyone fill me in on the rest of avilo's games today? i saw him lose to jjakji and then he won the first game of a series playing zerg vs protoss idk what happened after that >_<

>>167400819
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvA2tU2lDBo

>>167402559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlUIFHRr8Os

>>167402639
https://youtu.be/BB5ReqAjgUY

>>167403101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zEHZOx66j4

blackmar-diemer gambit? i hope you know what you're doing kid

well i passed out and only had 9 beers last night

i just heard that roboute guilliman is back lmfao

>>167369654
nice

i hope sickzii has a wonderful weekend

>>167406550
+1

i know youre all curious so i'll tell you
the girl facebook messenger invited me to live in her house with 2 other girls
but i already told another girl id live with her so i had to turn her down

cum in her shampoo bottle

>>167407846
@__@

sickzii please stop retweeting yuri i dont like it

dont tell him what to retweet

i asked nicely

me on the right sickzii on the left

anyone else staying home on a saturday night...

You are not a member of this community. Please respect that by not downvoting. You fucking retard. :)

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puzzle of the day
best move for white

gooks surrounding at every corner
roflmao
cant break me till i make
fake me till i take
you need to communicate
no
this isnt bait

https://www.twitch
.tv/wintergaming
our guy is nearing 2.5k viewers
lets give him some love hehe

>>167411829
okay
*buys him some more bots*

>>167411829
vast majority of his chat traffic is just "lol" "lmao" and other stupid one liners not related to anything going on the stream
well at least now they say something

gook

imagine kissing sickzii on a warm croatian night under a full moon...

imagine gayshitters leaving /scv/

*shudders*
i dont want to think about it...

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ayul...

we are #teamgyuri here

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>>167414397
:3

>>167414475
+1

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>>167414475
no we are #teamfinegold here

anyone else staying home on a saturday night...

>>167414869
yes... untill 20:00 ;3

*sucks off bbc*

>>167415349
trump...

>>167414869
ye.. until gf comes over

>>167411681
pawn g3 followed by knight to g5

>>167416340
you dont say pawn g3 you just say g3 -________-

>>167416496
who cares dude
im no chess expert

chess expert
more like chexpert

chess expert
more like no sexpert

>>167416551
yeah fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

calm down idiot
at least i solved the puzzle unlike a certain someone (You)

wow that was rude

where is pisko

anyone want to hold hands haha

im not gay

>>167416841
prove it that i didnt solve it

>>167417025
*thinks*
done

>>167417082
not proves
i win

its not gay to hold hands with another boy

>>167417143
fag

>>167417119
destiny...

>>167417179
*holds your hand*

>>167417250
fag

>>167417279
theres no need to be shy

does pisko still come here

>>167417401
no he stopped in 2014

>>167417462
fucking gay...

tfw you miss a m8 in 2

guys the new girl at work is listening to hip hop....
like old school shit....

i like zero suit samus...

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:D

>>167420229
her big futa dick...

http://imgur.com/a/Qi1Lr

lol theyre playing in 4:3

i love alpha craft

>>167421314
more like beta cuckshitcraft

we love sc2
fuck the haters

>>167421353
i didn't mention any game based of a custom map or mod you fucking fool

gook

>>167421817
neither did i you fucking retard suck my fucking dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told some retard on r politics he was factually wrong about both trump and hitler being elected "by their people" and the guy deleted his fucking comment rofl
fucking REDDIT MAN
IT MAKES ME SO MAD

slowly but surely my sleeping schedule crawls further into every day
anyway good morning scv

>>167422287
yeah you would know

1033$...

the big game is tomorrow

my coworkers are talking about sc2 how can i make them my friends thru video games

>>167423176
ask them what league they're in!!!!

is there a word for that feeling when your soul feels rotten and withered

lots of abductions always happen super bowl weekend
lots of girls are probably getting raped right now!

>>167423129
you said that yesterday too

wish someone would rape me desu

>>167423316
imagine being one... omo...

>>167423129
who are we betting on

>>167423664
our guys ofc

>>167423664
the bonjwa

americans lol haha

'za with 'zii while watching the big game...

the champeenship....

>>167423129
who is playing?
where is the cartoon witch

>>167424137
isnt it the biggest event in the world? more than soccer world cups?

cant wait for the puppy bowl tomorrow

>>167424431
lol

soccer is the gayest shit ever

good thing its called football then

>>167411829
he always restreams. he is literally on 24/7

is this allowed on twitch? i thought it had to be live

>>167424676
same

*sniffs sickziis butt*
@__________________@

think im gonna head for a cup of joe, cheers lads

*nods in your general direction*
NO not at you idiot the guy BEHIND YOU

fucking idiot awkward honky

im bored

someone do something funny

>>167426175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXorpM9JyNo

>>167426380
okay that was kinda funny but now im bored again

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>>167426585

they say africans are starving but I see plenty of dirt for them to eat in that vid

ivanka...

animals are great

especially sea turtles

>>167426887
her feet...

>>167427158
:3

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amazing gif

train to busan, dubbed or original?

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hehe noodles

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so fucking based

post gook gifs 2bh

>>167428013
-1

>>167428001
dogfags will defend this

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rofl

>>167427942
nice

>>167428170
hey
that looks like the janitor
lol

>>167428170
average gook face :/

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wish a girl would do this to me

>>167428559
dumb looking dog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZbOIp1GUJA

2 for you guys

i was gonna type out a story of a time when i was almost stranded out of fuel on a road trip until an old farmer bought me gas because i reminded him of his dead son but i realized it was gonna take too many lines and nobody would read it

diablo lvl 15 makes me want to kill myself

>>167429462
dont be fooled this is in reverse

>>167429280
sounds like a hot gay porn setup

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>gifs
uhh lol? it's 2017

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>>167430131
most of my webms are in sound

people who try to trick you into a stalemate should get punched in the face

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heh heh heh heh heh heh

>>167429891
it was a touching moment of humanity that was also a stinging reminder of my own petulant selfishness

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>>167430214
makes me mad that we can't even post them with the sound disabled

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>>167430659
yeah i can imagine they tried but it's probably loads of techincal stuff going on with a webm with sound vs without sound even if they just disabled sound playback

maybe it uses an altered codec for each one

please god please give me a psvr bundle

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gifs are rad as heck

>>167430607
sounds like a part from a coming of age americana novel

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>>167430985
or just enable the sound on all boards why even disable it in the first place

>>167431194
screamers

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>>167431343
terrible reason kill yourself

uh oh someone is grumpy

yeah fuck rabbits to be frank. they're petrified out of fear 95% of the time and the other 5% theyre shitting on something. really shitty pet, just get a dog or a cat

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fuck rabbits...yes...

dont fuck your pets

even birds make a better pet than rabbits. theyre not as dirty or smelly and they make a good conversation piece

rofl wow friend just told me they found a house with my other friends and no one even told me

actually going off to kill myself
they were my only friends

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rabbits make delicious pets...

good riddance to bad rubbish

>>167432173
im your friend too sickzii...

>>167432173
cool blog. NOT

we are drinking right now

i have a cold ~__~

cool blog.
really i appreciate the suffering

>>167432173
this is just the beginning

anybody here likes gooks...

i really liked these guys. they were nice, and i thought they liked me too. i was nice to them.

maybe they secretly thought i was a creep... maybe i'm a loser who everyone laughs at.. maybe im needy and pathetic and i'm a nuiscence to be around..

really starts making you think ya know
really makes you want to bury your stupid face in some sand full of glass

>>167434991
living with your friends often doesnt work out well anyway

>>167434991
tfw high school friend got an apartment with another friend and my older brother
whatever theyre all weed smokers anyways and the apartment is gonna stink like shit

>>167435768
did they even tell you tho or just like leave you in empty space

stupid animals

>>167436429
lewd piggo

>>167436429
imagine how fucking good that feels to scratch your tiny balls and asshole with your entire body weight

Got a couple girls shootin' movies on the mattress
Then I hit the booth, make the motherfuckin' soundtrack
Then I play it back on that eighty-inch plasma
Then I get 'em faded off that super fantastic

>>167438395
:O

>>167438395
*vomits*

>>167438395
waste of bandwidth

playing monobattles & people keep picking draft mode...

>>167438395
ummm is a mod gonna frickin delete this or what?!?!?!!!??

who here like cute boys

>>167438917
you need to perform the summoning ritual first

who here like sc2

>>167439067
its ok but i dont have time to play much anymore

>>167439067
me

eroge is pretty time-consuming

>>167439383
its a good fap

>>167439397
eroge isnt for fapping

>>167439508
oh ok ive been doing it wrong

yes it is
retard

i deleted it so you cant ban me

>>167439574
why you spend 10s of hours playing eroge when you can just google the cg

you can fap
but youre pretty dedicated if you read for 30 hours just for a fap

>>167439630
retard

>>167439691
confute me or you lose

>>167439630
idiot

eroge is for edging or for when you feel particularly lonely

>>167439751
edging is the best

also story+characters+rewarding yourself

>>167439630
edging retard ~_~

>>167439383
gotta unlock everything :3

>>167439816
>story+characters

not fapping

>>167439837
>>167439813
disgusting

>>167439630
some of them are decent games really

tfw u edge for 2 hours with your skypemate

i love edging for a day or two and then right after you cum you force another orgasm with your limp dick

feels amazing

you ever get so tired your gums are tired

im always tired...

ever been so tired you go to bed

dont think so
i usually go to bed when ive got nothing else to do

dling a non-pornographic movie...

uncorking my 2nd bottle lol... its going to be a good night...

>>167442337
based lol

i dont know if the wine tastes good because its good or because im already one bottle through

missed the deleted post what was it?

pic of your dick

wine just tastes like vinegar to my tastebuds

can't go it

>>167443995
https://gfycat
.com/SecondBarrenAlbertosaurus

someone please post im feeling lonely...

hmmm...thread sucks today

same

>>167445024
wanna hold hands

>>167445092
are you a cute girl......

>>167445235
i am a boy

>>167445265
as long as youre cute.......

i wish my life was like yuri on ice...

yuri is so ugly

i wanna get my dick sucked

rather have a dead thread than this gay shit

rather have really gay shit than a dead thread

wish my life was like watamote...
oh wait it is lol

>>167445803
based

were gonna make

sc2

great again!!!!!!

*farts*

anyone else staying home on a saturday night...

yeah me...im a loser lol

unironically want to listen to hip hop rn

maybe some easy e???

bad opinion

>>167447053
-1

thinking about a round 2 fap