Just kind of here edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3jVLYrVYAAIT_v.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2mjFeYUoAEjCB6.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3b7mibUEAEsQOI.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lXaRWUcAAJlyt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lo5HAUkAEpusj.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2ythw7VIAAu0kM.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2rE5TWVQAQy-X3.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3kD5naUEAEbooj.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lOI5sVUAE_Adf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lrjH5VcAA74p3.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lk192VYAEucG5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lqEeiUEAAKnu0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lqEecUcAALxOH.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3E9VLvXUAAreRH.jpg:orig
>Monster Kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3kbsyVVYAATqW5.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3k5TlAVYAEdJoa.jpg:orig
>Shyren
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lqEedUEAEF8np.jpg:orig
>Vulkin
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lI3WUVcAAWxQv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lDAXCVcAA9Hig.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lAh0VUkAAydAV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3kz9vJVUAAFQg9.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoQxciGVIAASvaa.jpg:orig
Chara + Gaster vs Frisk + Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoQxciIUkAAsUU9.jpg:orig
>Flowey x Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3g6glfUcAAhm3a.jpg:orig
>Asriel + Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3jpG0UUcAEMGIy.jpg:orig
>Chara + Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lXbmAVUAI6UZu.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3kUmTMUYAAT8y4.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2V-rm1UoAAlb0I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lr1c7VMAMqmUZ.jpg:orig
>would Muffet still be cute if she was a fucking dragon?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3lUR1yVcAEy8By.jpg:orig
Goat papa!
Post your favorite eating food
>>167162432
>>167162432
>>167162432
>>167162578
I'm gonna take away all of Undyne's cookies and tea!
>>167162720
Don't do that
>>167162432
>>167162720
>>167162432
>tfw close to 10,000 image goal
>>167162837
I'm gonna tell Undyne that her ribbon looks stupid! I'm gonna tell her she's very ugly and that's why nobody wants to be friends with her!
>>167162432
>>167162432
Fresh image.
>>167162302
>that first mkid
>>167163197
mkid is pure
Chara burpfic?
>>167162302
How do you find your images, anyways? Do you just look through twitter searches, or is it people you follow?
Hello /utg/!
Takingmusicalrequests.
>>167163430
I follow a bunch of people on an alternate account. Something like 70ish
>>167163498
Ah, okay.
>>167163468
Oh, Blookanon?
>>167163468
Do any song you wantas a Vince Guaraldi song
>>167163193
Cute!
>>167163736
Yep!
>>167163891
I will try to make something short and quick with that style.
>>167163736
ew, male chara
>>167162302
Blooky!
Thanks again Twitterbro
>>167163254
mkid iserotic
>>167164830
mkid istasty
>>167163254
>>167164830
>>167164879
all true
>>167165020
Monster kid's cute little peehole!
>>167164879
mkid isa flashlight
>>167165120
okay dial it back a bit
Kissu
>>167165381
I'd kiss him
>>167162432
>>167165740
How would you kiss a fictional character?
>>167165858
delete this post
Are there really people who unironically have mkid as their favorite character?
>>167165921
But it's true! We can't kiss our fictional favorites!
>>167165943
It's just the normal Asriel pedos lusting after a different child for once
>>167166045
>he hasn't found a way to pierce the dimensional barrier and kiss his favorite
lmao @ u
>>167163891
I used another backing track. Done it quick but not satisfied.
http://picosong.com/r8AH/
I love this fish.
>>167166271
Me too.
>>167166264
>even got the synth piano
Good shit, my dude.
Good shit.
>>167166217
Prove to me how you can kiss a fictional character
>>167166586
>>167166684
This is a blue board, my dear anon!
>>167166047
I'm not a pedos, whatever that is
>>167166998
asriel how big are chara's boobies
>>167166271
Impossible.
>>167167038
he has no boobies, he's a boy
Come hereCloserCome on*inhale*Quality Lore.
What up, nerds?
Imagine if Mettaton walked over you while you were in the bathroom! How would both of you react!
>>167167301
but but but she said she was a girl
>>167167301
LIAR
>>167167390
I would be in a lot of pain if he walked over me because he is made of meta and probably very heavy
>>167166047
>implying you cheat on your shotas
what kind of a disgusting savage do you take me for?
>>167166925
Oh is it?
>>167167305
I don't understand this meme but im getting ready to take someone to the doctor
>>167167785
Nghhhh
>>167168093
Anyways what i'm saying is that you should kiss your waifu
>>167168296
Why the arms are noodles
Is it true that Mettaton uses a catheter during his shows since he doesn't want interrupt anything to go to the bathroom?
>>167168573
cartoon physics are canon in the undertale universe
>>167168656
But his cartoon arms are thicc
>>167167785
You ever read a book or a codex entry in a game and instead of it staying self-contained, it has little threadings that suggest something deeper? When things are flipped on it's head? When you see things through a new lens that reveals mysteries much greater than anticipated? When you get to the point where you can never go back to the simple way you interpreted anything related to it?
Quality Lore.
>>167166271
Fish is a supreme being, a wandering god if you will.
>>167168656insert vore joke here
>>167168698
but its funnier if he has tiny noodle arms for that part so they become tiny noodle arms. They go back to normal afterwords
>>167168715
I fucking love the lore in VTMB but that could just be because I like the tabletop lore so much and its the same thing
>>167168723
hugs and fugs only
my headcanon is that one japanese asgore where his horns more like antennae
>>167168820
Okay ^^
>>167168947
>Asgore was a shibito all along
god damn it not again
>>167167612this
>>167168820
Asgore is for dumping anons intoDumping so many anons into Asgore that he gets fat!
>>167162216
yo guys when is undertale 2 planned?
>>167169187
Never
>>167169184
>implying he'd get fat
anons are his protien for workouts my dude
asgore gets swolechubby swoleswole with a belly
>>167169187
Never. Unless Toby and a team of nips decides to make a Japanese exclusive game like Mother 3.
>>167169184
HUGS AND FUGS ONLY
>>167169264
no stop
>>167169264Asgore working out actively!Anons coming to admire his workout!Asgore getting hungry from working out!Asgore looking at anons hungrily!
>>167169328
Physical exercise is also okay.
>>167169413
>asgore snatching you up between sets
hell ye
>>167169328
what if you could reset and he knew it
then it'd be 100% consentual
>>167169184
Asgore is for taking a dump onto anon
>>167169545
No I don't want to be eaten
>>167169652
>being a scatfag
gross
>>167169413
No he is just for hugs and maybe sometimes consensual fugs
>>167169654
but anon
without the threat of actual death present in the equation, it's funfantasy only fetishes > all else
>>167169812
being slowly dissolved due to stomach acid is probably not very fun. If he wants to kill me and I want to be killed i'd rather he just break my neck
>>167169545Asgore taking a break and coming over to anons!Asgore grabbing the first anon and stuffing him down his mouth!Other anons staring in shock and awe!Asgore gulping down a wiggling anon, his belly bulging out round!Other anons still just staring as Asgore returns to train with his equipment!Anon inside realizing what happened!Anon having very mixed feelings about this!Unable to do much anon feels Asgore's grand body moving around himself as he trains more!Anon getting squeezed more as air rushes out, hot fluids start to run higher and anon getting unbearably warm inside!Anon just trying to brace the heat and stuffy air as he keeps getting mangled with stomach lining due to Asgore's movement!
>>167169654let it happen
secret mompost
>>167170070
mom poster, save me from these vorefags
>>167169930
That's why you think about it in the cartoony melting way most japanese furry artists do when they draw vore, my dude.
>>167170004
hot damn
what are you listening to right now anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUV6MCGhhQ
>>167169812
>not having fantasy fetishes you'd do in real life the moment if you could
come on
>>167170192not him but I always felt that was a copout if you still wanted to go with fatal digestion
>>167170178
ssh
>>167170178alas, my dear dadposter I cannot. Because my lunch break ends soon
>>167170286
a podcast of a bunch of nerds playing a tabletop game
>>167163468
>music
Is it too late to request something?
>>167170365
Which one?
>>167170354I'd get eaten by a monster dude in real life if they existsed and I could have some magic bullshit to not actually die.And I mean melt in the way that Winte and Uro draw it, where it's mostly just lacking the whole "stripping flesh and muscle" thing that kinda hurts to look at.
>>167170410They're playing Werewolf the ForsakenI've been getting back into WoD since the announcement of that WoA game even though its most likely going to suck balls.
>>167170363
>lunch break
oh no its spreading
>>167170354
fuk yuo
>>167170583
>it's spreading
Arby's is really good
nice
>>167170534
>Winte and Uro
do i even want to know
>>167170534I get the visual preference but I can't imagine it really going any different either way.Don't even get me started on my pet peeves with how retarded digestion is almost every time it's present in vore
>>167171736
They're pretty tame.
I just wanted cute hugs
>>167171839
To be fair, I have a much higher tolerance for weird shitbecause I can jack it to almost everything besides gore.Speaking of /utg/ vorefaggotry, I want the Alphys and Dummy writefags back.
>>167171954
>>167170286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdpyzwOOYY
Talky stuff
>>167170286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE
>>167171963
>Speaking of /utg/ vorefaggotry, I want the Alphys and Dummy writefags back.no
>>167171954
what about special hugs?
It is time...for spooder.
>>167172238
>noBut without them and those drawfags, we don't have any vore-related contentfags.
Wow...
What is even happening in this thread ?
>>167172498
A group of vorefags is present here, my sweet anon.
>>167172668
I'm always here, dude.No, really. I have Clover on my phone and I always keep a tab open on my computer. Been this way since these generals started.
I need help.
>>167172432
Does Muffet like holding in her web for pleasure
>>167172432
>>167173028
Cute spider!
>>167172498
>What is even happening in this thread ?
something delicious
>>167173028
She likes holding you in her web for pleasure.
>>167172498
I have no idea and thank god I'm not paying much attention
>>167173740
sauce
>>167173796
Did Undyne suffer from trauma after she lost her eye? Did she have nightmares for a long time? Did she have to see a psychiatrist?
>>167173889
theboogie
>>167172498
Holy shit, I want to drill Mettaton's metal asshole apart so hard.
>>167173889https://e621.net/post/show/732998/2015-abdominal_bulge-animal_humanoid-anthro-arachn
>>167173931
I doubt it, she's the fighting type. Very tough girl, even psychologically.
Did she really lose her eye though? I've heard a few theories regarding the eye under the eyepatch
>>167174084
Wait, posting?
When did that happen?
>>167174351
>>167174084
>>167173931
>>167173796
I bet it's just a chunni thing, since she's obsessed with anime and all that.
>>167174649
It happens.
It often happens when I think about something else.
>>167175014
But Undyne doesn't know anime is fiction.
I like to think she purposefully damaged her eye.
>>167175014
*Undyne wears an eyepatch because she can
Fits
>>167174047
>I want to drill Mettaton
:( Stop it. I don't need this idea right now.
>>167175203
>But Undyne doesn't know anime is fiction..
So she simply made anime real through sheer Determination.
Why is it so dead today?
>>167176276
Dunno, everyone's probably still at school or working
>>167176276
Everyone waseaten alive.
>>167176349
Shouldn't be long now.
dog marriage
Which regular (non bossmonster) battle was the most tedious utg? For me, I think it had to be Aaron. Just flexing over and over and over again..
Hey /utg/.
I need your opinion on something.
Yesterday fishlover got me into drawing again, but since it's been like 7 years since i drew something i just tried to redraw this pic.I'm not gonna lie - i had to trace his hands.
http://imgur.com/a/RcuRuSo... How bad is it?
>>167176434
>everyone was eaten alive
But who did it?
>>167177416
Dunno.
Let's round out the usual suspect.
>>167177357
Honestly, aside from the hands being traced, it's alright.Now draw something original. That's a better way to judge.
>>167177357
Anon...thats really fucking good holy shit. You should color it!
>>167177567
Suspects I meant
Does anyone have any idea?
>>167177357
>http://imgur.com/a/RcuRu
I like it, good job trying unlike myself. Now try another.
>>167177276
i've never found any of the battles tedious, in fact i think they're too short and easy most of the time.
i guess fighting jerry in genocide is probably the most tedious but that was probably intentional.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>167123605
An odd spider, but I love her nonetheless!
>>167172432
It is always time for spooder, for she resides in our hearts!
I can't believe Jelly fucking died
>>167177960
But she didn't?at least I hope she didn't
>>167177960
What!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>167177960
>not drawing your death image in 666x666
Plebeian desu
>>167177571
>>167177609
>>167177715
Thanks.
I will try doing something else later - I'm a bit busy studying right now(you can even see some notes there on the left side).
But, yeah - when i get into the swing of things again i will draw something original.
>>167177960
I'm gonna believe really hard in Jelly so they become back alive!Then I'm gonna hug them so they stay alive!
>>167177669
The big three, top meme characters associated with eating people here are Asgore, Mad Dummy, and Alphys, right?
Any other suspects?
So who else has this problem?
>>167172498
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>>167178896
Shitanon and MSPG?
>>167178771
secretly there is one more
>>167178959
Yeah but that's only as ironic meme jokes....Sorta.
>>167178771
Sans is always a favorite.
Chara gets continually shitposted about by one dude. There was Toriel vore at one point. That's about it.
>>167178957
Anon I thought you'd learn better by now
>>167178896
isn't that cosplayer a girl?
>>167178896
maybe
>>167178771
Asgore is for hugs and fugs not vore!
>>167179175
YOU'RE ALIVE!
YAAAAYYY!!!also cute birb
>>167177960
Is this because a shit poster was mean to her last night? I like jelly but she needs to grow a spine
>>167179175
Oh good it was just a shit post then? never mind you're cool with me
>>167179079
yeah just irony
I'd never seriously think about how ecto-organs and internals would be like or what kind of nonchalant attitude he would have about this
>>167179352
slimes are invertabreates, anon
>>167178896
I do.
It still makes me feel weird but I don't want it to stop for some reason.
>>167179380
haha
>>167179352
>>167179404
#rekt
>>167179175
God damn I love your drawing style. It's exactly the sort of thing I've always wanted more in the world.
>>167179162
Think so, yes. This one too.
>>167179471
yeah haha keeping it all within tasteful jokes right
>>167179281
??
>>167179352
Everything I do is a shitpost.
>>167179657
Thanks, but I mean, its nothing special. Anyways, just stopping by.
What is going on in this picture?
>>167178896
>>167179740
Oh...
Oh my~
papyrus rules
>>167180304
Get out of here Sans.
>>167180096
>Everything I do is a shitpost.
No it isn't!
>Thanks, but I mean, its nothing special.
Yes it is!
>>167180252
Toriel is isolating her self from both monsters and humans and ignoring their suffering so she can feel morally superior to the rest of the dirty evil monster race
or its just a weird picture
>>167180096
So was it a joke or not?
>>167180252
I'm under Toriel's robe, performing cunnilingus.
>>167180252
Looks like she is living in a glass house, and the humans are melting due to a nuclear thing.
fire dad
>>167180868
fire fire
>>167180975
why not both?
>>167180868
Spicy!
>>167180535I can't help lewding Toriel. I've definitely got a crush on her.
I'm now imagining how warm it would be between her robe and fur or what she would smell like, what her fur-covered hips would feel like.
>>167179248
I just want him to hold me.
What's /utg/'s least favorite board?
>>167181273
that falls under the hug category
>>167181326
idk proably one of those random boards I never go to
>>167181326
/v/ and /pol/
they're mostly the same anyway
>>167181326
/pol/ by far.
Doesn't listen to facts or reason and just shits up other boards by politicizing everything. They are the bronies of our time.
>>167181326
/pol/
metastatic tumor of a place
>>167181326
the bad ones
I don't know which they are because I never visit those.
Excluding /v/.
>>167181326
/pol/, /v/, /b/, /the gay four that should be one board but are taking up serverspace by having four boards/
>>167180351
okey dokey
>>167181326
Out of those i visit (or rather "used to visit") i find only /fa/ not enjoyable at all.
Even /v/ and /pol/, as bad as they get, can be sometimes fun.
>>167181326
/pol/ solely because they leak.
if they didn't leak I wouldn't care
i love this gote desu
>>167181326
Probably /v/.
I came to 4chan as a /b/tard, so I can't really gripe on the place, and I honestly don't care either way about politics. /v/ is just full of idiots.
>>167182482
this gote loves you too and will always believe in you even when no one else does
>>167181269
>>167182482
This goat is for pure love.
>>167182828
this goat has to be taken care of, protected from bullies and the evils on this world.
>>167182809sleeping against herlistening to her slowly breathwatching her soft, fuzzy belly go up and down with it
I can't help it. One minute I think I'm gay but the next one thoughts like these start happening way too easily.
>>167182931
His mother would approve.
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Happy (image) hunting!
>>167183515
virus
>>167183613
nice pic though.
>>167183515
>couldn't remember why I unfollowed that arist since they made a lot of cute Asgores
>go to their page
>All thatSpider-man x Deadpool
Worst fucking ship
At least I found some cute art I missed
Holy fuck!
Why is Mettaton EX so hard to draw?
>>167184121
Because hes the most human
Gonna lift for this goat! Gonna get swole for this goat!
>>167178896
Me all the way.
>>167180252
Toriel has a comfortable and relaxing walk outside while unbeknownst to her, zombies approach from the side.
>>167181326
/pol/ and /b/ probably
>>167184121
I dunno about you, but I've always had problems drawing his heels.
>>167184395
I'm trying to draw him right now and i noticed that everyone draws his chest piece in a different way.>You're a drity robot fucker, aren't you darling?Yes I am.
>>167185130
this, its both my favorite and least favorite
I'm gonna steal all the money from the innkeeper bunny's safe! I'm gonna laugh when the city takes her kid into custody because she's gone bankrupt!
>>167184374
Fuckin' do et, right? Ya gonna lift dem metal discs, innit? Big fuckeh lik u sure gonna bloody sum ponks, yeah?
>>167180304
i want to give papyrus the recognition he deserves
Kissu
I want to fuck every shota
>>167185702
Please don't kiss my husband
>>167185702
FRISK TITTU.
kissu
>>167186405
Woah, source?
>>167185967
go away from my shotas,theyre mine
>>167186446
earth_cattale
>>167186535
Released like what, 5 doujins by now? I know there's a series of 3 Sans/Frisk and a fishlizard one?
>>167186658
i dunno, i just look at the pretty pictures
>>167186862
Hey, I am bi!
>>167184721
I think it's a sentiment all botfags share. Gotta love that bot.
>>167185702
Kissu!
>>167186862
Have you heard of Undertale?
>>167185678
I want to give him a noogie
>>167186862
I'm a memesexual.
>>167186862
>didn't mention fishlovers
Shame on you
>>167187864
Sorry I forgot to add cucks
>>167188053
You take that back!
>>167188157
It's Soriel dodging bans, don't respond.
>>167188157
hey
don't respond to that guy
>>167188053
How could you forget yourself?
>>167188225
May as well have fun with him before he is banned.
>>167187420
dont noogie the skeleton
be gentle around his neck area
>>167188287
>May as well have fun with him before he is banned.
He dodges bans, and responding makes it worse.
>>167188225
>>167188374
Go back to tumblr you laughless thin skinned troll feeder
>>167188287
I think he's cute. People letting him get to them are probably bullied a lot.
>>167188374
We already know he responds to himself though.
What does Papyrus's pee smell like?
>>167188471
Soriel and Flowey are pretty much the same person so it makes sense you would like him.
Shit taste and all that
>>167188471
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! STOP USING LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!1
how did the cat
get so fat
>>167188768
vore
>>167188768
she ate too many glamburgers
>>167188683
>>167188734
hi soriel
>>167188768
too many glamburgers
>>167188471
You know Soriel, it is usually the bullied that become bulliers. Wanna talk about it
>>167188768
She used all of Bratty's food stamps on herself
Mettaton and Papyrus are taking a nice long walk in the woods. They're happy because tonight, Alphys will give MTT genitalia.
After a while, Mettaton realizes that he needs to his fluid tanks, but he's too embarrassed to tell Papy that. He eventually excuses himself and runs deep into the woods to squat and pee.
>sorielfag still samefagging to pretend to have baited people
lol
>>167188818
no but that's how bratty is gonna get fat one day
>>167185558
oi govenah, I gonna lift it for dis here queen ya?
>>167188768
I dunno, but dem titties tho
>>167188976
>Alphys will give MTT genitalia.
No because she doesn't have any either.
>>167188982
Don't say that, anon.You know why.
>>167189176
but it's canon, maybe
suddenly depressed so i;m going to post a dad
Don't mind me
>>167189285
take a hike
>>167189165
>she doesn't have any either.
Uhm... What?
>>167189308
...not sure if that is actual advice or telling me to fuck off but regardless it actually sounds like a good idea to go walk my dog for a bit
>>167188350
I'm gonna drum a nasty beat on his skull while he delivers the sickest rap anybody's ever heard
>>167189319
He's saying she's got no nudity under that labcoat
>>167189319
>>167189554
She has a cloaca.
>>167189034
Do it, you weeny
>>167189285
I know the feeling. Maybe some fresh air, yeah?
>>167189478
No really, we're apparently not in a great mood either right now and using your feet is just so damn good for your mental state. Works like magic for me at least. So might as well cut your losses short or something.
>>167189591
>>167189554
>>167189319
>>167189591
>>167189319
Are you suggesting she just walks around butt naked? Lab coat is all she's wearing! That would be vulgar!
haha
>>167189528
Underveil was a pretty good album
>>167189774
Like most reptiles, it is probably hidden in a slit.
>>167189783
every day we stray further away from god's light
Alphys has massive tits and a beautiful puffy vagina
Just like Shyren and Politics Bear
cuteposting time
>>167189727
This could have been funny.
>>167189783
Oh boy.
>>167189783
i want to die
>>167189789
I've never taken the time to listen to it, time to go correct that
>>167189968
>>167189835
For fuck's sake why is the auto reply still so fucking broken?
>>167189835
That's not much less vulgar than any girl walking around bottomless.As if I care though, I kinda like the idea.
>>167189968
This flustered lizard is cute.Also kinda lewd apparently, but still cute.
>>167189528
youre a madman anon A MADMAN
release the skeleton or im going to have to get fresh with you
>>167190058
I can't believer Toby Fox's Undertale™ is normalizing obesity and teaching kids that an unhealthy lifestyle is okay!
Disgusting...
>>167190296
>Alphys is a character to look up to
>>167190296
I'd say it discourages it if something.
>>167189968
>>167190438
delete this
My friends just made me feel uncomfortable with something most likely Undertale related and it's so convoluted for what it's worth I'm not going to even share it.
Just so you would know.
>>167190873
SHARE IT
>>167190873
why did your friend do that?
>>167190296some chub is cute
>>167190261
but he likes it
he thinks it's like a more advanced form of beatboxing, and it's an easy way to distract people when he forgets his lyrics
>>167191042
t.lizardfag or dadfagYou're right though
>>167191191
im actually neither of those
>>167191312
momfag? chubby floweyfag? Sans?
>>167191274
gross
>>167190934
Not worth it, substitute with your imagination.
>>167191006
They didn't mean anything by it, they just don't know better.
>>167191404
>Sans?
there you go
>>167191484
Wow I can't believe your friend linked you that Alphys x Burgerpants vore fic
be cool
>>167191776
fuck you
If monsters don't reproduce sexually does that mean Alphys had an extremely confusing adolescence from all the human cartoon porno
>>167189968
Yeah!
>>167191562Wait, there's an Undertale vorefic I haven't read?
>>167191776
I'd rather be warm!
>>167191850
Why do you think she's such a loner?
>>167191095
okay i guess.. as long as he is ok with it but is also wearing the proper safety equipment like a helmet
Well - I'm going to bed.
Have fun, forefags!
Take care.
Requesting one of these but with undertale characters
>>167191963
Goodnight botlover! Sweet dreams!
>>167191986
it's just economic all around
what does that even mean here
What is your favorite neutral ending? What is the saddest neutral ending?
My favorite is actually the one where the skelebros hang out with Toriel and she teaches Papyrus how to be a mom, but I couldn't find art of that so have my 2nd favorite instead.
On a scale of 1 to autism, how would you rate pic related?
>>167191918I guess? They also wrote a Alphys x Frisk vore fic. Look you know where to find it
>>167192185
If it doesn't have a rainbow beam, 7. If it does, 2,5.
>>167192173
Maybe this will help
>>167192185
it is only renamed and doesnt have an undertale quote in the description so not as bad as it could be
>>167192180
My favorite is the one where Undyne kicks Toriel off the throne
>>167191986
>>167192173
>>167192434
This is the superior version.
>>167191803
oh sorry
>>167192620
Forgot link
http://imgur.com/a/8Iny4
What do you think about this character and their fans?
Be honest
>>167191952
Nuts to safety, music should be like life, raw and uncensored!
>>167192757
He's cute and has a sad story. I don't treat fans like a monolithic entity, so they depend. Though, there's good folk that are his fans.
>>167192721
>futa
>>167192334
>>167192439
Hahaha what am I doing with my life
>>167192960
i used to think this too until recently and id probably fuck a girl with a dick, undertale has really opened some doors
>>167177943
No!
I want more spicy goat dad
>>167192960
since when do you have a taste
>>167193237
I used to get boners about this as a horny teenager too but in the end both genders are better by themselves without mixing them up
>>167193349
How spicy you want him?
>>167193403Really spicy it hurts
>>167193361
>both genders are better by themselves without mixing them up
agree
don't get the futa popularity, but whatever floats people's boat
>>167193508I can post some more on the discord if you want
>>167193593
Yes.
>>167193403
>>167193349
Will this do?
>>167193361
>since when do you have a taste
That's my secret anon
My taste is always superior
>>167193642
I like that one a lot
>>167193638
k
>>167192254Oh yeah. I'll get on that spiderfic though. I wanted this.
>>167193361
eh i dunno about that, i wouldnt fuck a dude except if it was like adam levine or jeffrey dean morgan. guys are gross and by association so are dicks but futa ranks second for me. i dont know where im going with this
>>167193642That's hot, not spicy, but i still love it
>>167192180
Pic related
>>167192757
Child: Very cute
Adult:Pretty damn attractive
Fans used to be a lot more annoying, but they've been on the down-low recently so I don't mind them as much. Still don't want to associate with the pedos though.
>>167193717
Not that I'm gonna disagree that dicks are kinda fun but that's also gay as fuck.
I mean I'm not really huge for manfaces but I'm still most likely bisexual.
>>167193717
>Having exceptions for the no dude rule
Ewww, gay!
>>167193906
what if the poster is a girl
>>167193891
The thumbnail looks like Toriel, to be completely honest.
>>167192830
i just dont want anyone to get hurt
>>167193902
i dont like dicks at all, just sayin that id fuck a girl with one before a guy with one. nothing wrong with whatever though, like what you like and be happy
>>167193906
everyone thinks im gay anyway
>>167194043
I thought it looked more like Undyne.
>>167194028
Then it's acceptable for a girl. But I don't think that person is a girl.
Men and men don't go together. But men and women, and women and women do.
>>167193280
The truth is right under your nose! All you have to do is accept the marvel that is the spider's cuteness!
daily reminder that girls with dicks are just pretty guys
>>167177943
But can the spider end the Never ending story?!
>>167194043
>>167194145
I guess that's mostly because of the fact that it's a single-color statue and the colors are pretty soft so you can't tell too well. If it was hot pink and black like Mettaton usually is, there'd be no mistaking it.
>>167194268
>ugly guys
Fixed
Good looking guys are super macho and have beards and arm hair and even chest hair
daily reminder that dicks are gross whatever they're attached to
daily reminder that cats are cute and have cute dicks that are nice to suck on
daily reminder that women are god's gift to earth
>>167194539
this is true
dicks are okaybut vines are better
Daily reminder that Shyren is an ugly bedwetter
>>167194323
Of course she can! It requires vast amounts of energy to create such a paradox, but the spider's cuteness has much more than enough. It's a complex process which involves abstract mathematics, time-travel and simple geometry, and results in the never ending story to never be never ending in the first place.
>>167194101they are very gentle taps, don't worryhe likes to feel like a badass, a helmet would cramp his style
daily reminder that
>>167194738
just look at em >>167194779 beautiful creatures
>>167194782
Daily reminder that I will beat you up if you call her that ever again.
I don't know if I'll finish this part of the comic today, but if I do, it'll be posted around 9 pm. If I don't finish it today, it'll be posted tomorrow.
daily reminder thatlife is not worth living
>tfw an 8-hour homosexual furry game is responsible for several of your new hobbies
>>167194934
She got voted ugliest member of Mettaton's band eight weeks in a row and wets the bed
There's no question about it
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
määä
>>167194964
that depends on you man, life may be sad sometimes but at least we have each other and the things we enjoy
>>167195024
delet this
>>167195092
>määä
I still don't understand the meaning of this!!!
>>167194964
its worth living for my favorite undertale character
>>167195374
It is a bleat in spurdo language
>>167195024
>this is what momfags want to fuck
>>167195024
Hero of Kvatch Tale when?
>>167195396They aren't real
>>167195013
That's enough. Your lies will not be tolerated any further. You will wish you never said that.
>>167195447
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
>>167194859
oh okay then.can i join then?
dont look
What's the last Undertale-related thing you've done?
>>167196024
post in this thread
>>167196024
i posted some art of undertale characters on /undertale general/
>>167196024
dumped a bunch of AU art on a discord
>>167196024
i made this post >>167195932
>>167193717
>jeffrey dean morgan
good taste, he's handsome as fuck and has a great voice too
>>167194987
>tfw a 104-minute kids film awakened a dead interest for goats as it made you kept looking at pic related
>tfw an 8-hour homosexual furry game reaffirmed your love for anthro goats
I remember trying to chase down a goat at my uncle's ranch as a little boy. I wanted nothing more than to pet and hug that goat who ran loose.
>>167196083
>>167196116
>>167196174
I should have expected this.
>>167196161
The Discord is a lot more inactive than I expected.
>>167195760
sure, but no crazy drum solos, he still needs to hear his own thoughts
>>167196161
>>167196509
>Using the discord unironically
>>167196024
shitposting in the skelefucker discord
>>167196509
well besides posting here i went to find some art of my favorite today
>>167196709
It's not the Asrielfag one
>>167196709
they have cute dogs
>>167196783
They're both horrible. Not to mention you could just....post in the thread instead?
>>167196893
Dogs.
>>167196956
it's not like this place is any better
>>167197037
at least im anonymous here
>>167196956
and cute birds
>>167197037
It is better, not to mention less circlewanking than the discord, not to mention it's a gated community for people.
>>167195092
>>167196956
>Not to mention you could just....post in the thread instead?
Sometimes I just want to post a bunch of cute dads or lewd pictures and this place bitches when I do the former too much and none of the /trash/ threads interest me and I don't want to make one
>>167197136
i love cute birds
>>167197230
Just post Dadstuff, it's not like anyone has a loaded gun to your head ssaying "don't you post dads kiddo!~!"
>>167197230
use the discord
it's not exactly a chatroom here and the talk about it already leaking to the thread looks stupid
>>167197451
>implying
There's a dude with a sniper rifle on me right fucking now
>>167197496
That's literally what I just said I did
but yeah I'll stop talking about it
>>167197232
...I'm not sure if they're your kind of birds
owls are not birds
>>167197573
>There's a dude with a sniper rifle on me right fucking now
Nah.
>>167197576
all birds are my kind, i love them
>>167197617
i love owls
>>167197617
They literally are
I want a Asgore and Frisk father and son/daughter bonding comic/doujin
>>167197617
Bird racist.
>>167197742
There's a bunch of fics in the pastebin about that
My favorite ones are the one where they go on a fishing trip and the one where they have breakfast with each other
>>167197637
Is truesend help
>>167197891
Alrighty, the tank is on its way.
I named the rowlet stinkboy
>>167197891
I already went to read the fics, and most of them are pretty good.
>>167198056
This guy did a few comics with Asgore hanging out with Frisk / a kid Undyne
>>167198043
>>167198112
Gotta search the guy and read his comics.
What if Flowey was tsundere to Papyrus?
>>167197827
I wonder what Toriel looks like under the robe
>>167196024
Think about that fan game I've been thinking about for a little under a year and haven't started yet.
>>167198293
But that's very nearly canon?
>>167198340
She's only a set of hands and feet and a head floating around a robe
>>167198340
>>167198193
http://thatonegojimun.tumblr.com/
They don't draw Undertale anymore though
>>167198340
That's pretty agreeable.
>>167198386
What kind of fan game would it be?
>>167198613
Eh, okay. Thanks btw.
>>167198925They're still my favorite Asgore artistI wish the fandom hadn't scared them away
>>167198519
>implying she doesn't have a wino gut and deflated boobs from her alcoholism and gorging herself on snails after leaving Asgore
>>167198986
Eh, it's their choice to complain about the fandom and leave something that maybe they would love too much, though, is neither their nor the fandom's fault of their last moments in our fan community. Still, i love their art style. It's really warm and cute.
>>167198662
This was meant for this>>167198519
>>167199348
shaddap peg
>>167199441
they loved*What a dummy i am
>amerilards waking up
>thread quality going down
such is life in /utg/
>>167199441
>>167199560I guess
but yeah they draw really cute dads and did it during the time of the fandom when Asgore was very unpopular in the overall fandom. That's probably why I still love them so much
>>167199608
this isn't /owg/
>>167194914
>beautiful
>>167199653
I liked them because they drew cute stuff with Asgore and kid Undyne
Do you know how hard that one specific combination is to find
>>167199608
Stupid frogposter.
>>167198293
I'm sure Flowey, deep down, had some genuine if twisted fondness for Papyrus even if he mostly saw him as a fun plaything
I like this goat
>>167200154
Good taste
>>167199784
https://youtu.be/MrTz5xjmso4
>>167200154
same
>>167200258
>Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
Nice taste fampai
>>167200154
I like him, too. Have a gift.
This song hurts my heart
https://youtu.be/S92nxs7MIJw
>>167200421
thanks, its a classic jam
>>167200512i want to hug that dad and it hurts my heart that I can't
>>167200520
This excuse of audible sound waves hurts my ears.
Tiny friends
>>167200876
>friends
More like a murderer and their victims
>>167200947
Yeah, Asriel "Serial Murderer" Dreemurr is awful.
>>167200947
But who is murder
>>167201024
>Charafags
>>167201078
>Friskfags
>>167201063
Chara kills Flowey who is Asriel and then steals Frisk soul which pretty much kills them since they take over their body
>>167201127
try again
>>167201078
>>167201127
>memefags
>>167201127
>Dadfags
>>167200876
kids are cute
>>167201198
Yeah? What's up, you need something? Maybe some tea? Or do you want to throw a football around?
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>>167201173
Asriel kills Chara with buttercups and absorbs their soul, which leads to the death of the 6 fallen before Frisk and including anyone Frisk kills in geno if applicable. Asriel is the real monster here.
>>167201193
love flowe
I just want her to lay on top of me and sleep.
>>167201303
I want you topost Asgore.
>>167201361
Literally all of that is because Chara was a spiteful little shit that couldn't let go of her hate
>>167200520hey mspg, can you link me your your tumblr page please?
>>167201356
My favorite is Undyne.
>>167201356
Chara!
>>167201356
My favorite is Toriel.
>>167201356
Undyne, also known asmy future wife
>>167201390okay but this is my last dad of the thread
>>167201356
pic related
>>167201356
gaster pls chill
>>167201382that's slightly lewd
>>167201356
My favorite is Asgore.
>>167201479
http://mspaintguyfromdoorchins.tumblr.com/
>>167201693thank
>>167201356
papyrusu!
>>167201808
Remember to take off your shoes
>>167201370
i do
>>167201596
Well, I mean, if that's that current of the river, let it flow.
>>167201382
Shes a fat seven foot something goat monster
She would crush you but I guess its better then having Asgore lay on top of you
hearing them happily sigh your name
>>167200876
this artist draws the cutest stuff
>>167202060
Fat? Maybe a bit of chub at most, and I don't she's that tall. Not that 7 foot would be a problem. I could handle a Spartan.
>>167202534
You can lift several tons?
>>167202534
>I could handle a Spartan.
theyre pretty tough, tall girls are nice though
>>167202654
Without the armor, doof
>>167202180
A-anon, my feels...
>image to post ratio
i trusted you
>>167202832
>i trusted you
Bad idea
>>167201356
The cute spider.
>>167202832
you were wrong to place your trust in me
>>167202705
Dude, even with the armor, they're like a 300 or so pounds due to carbon fiber coated bones and other things.
>>167202832
its my fault
>>167202832
You fool!
>>167202832
don't look at me, I only posted 20 times today
>>167202832
I blame snowdrakefags and icecapfags
>>167202925
I know the specs. Don't worry, my dude.
>>167203273
it wasnt my fault i swear!
>>167203296
But anon, you could hurt yourself!
I'd bang an elite
>>167196484
dude.there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to gently embrace a goat and stay tightly hugged together until all the goat forgets all their fears
>>167203432
I'd like to be a Sangheili.
I'm looking for a good wallpaper for February. I want a cute spider, but pic related doesn't fill my screen. Anyone got a better wallpaper of a very cute spider?
>>167203432
too many mandibles
>>167201983
good!!
>>167202832
I don't even trust myself
why did you?
>>167203296
this anon knows
weight of love is worth carrying
>tfw your fave will never carry you "just because she can"
>>167204452
>she
>>167204452
good, my feet are to remain on the ground
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never break your collar bone and throw you through a window
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never pierce you with his "trident" that he used to train a rude and strong woman.
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never stare down at you with her ruby eyes as she takes you in
>>167204643
i want undyne to do this to me during a particularly extreme roughhousing
STOP MAKING ME SAD AND HORNY UTG
>>167205321
i can fix both of these things, probably not at the same time though
>>167205321
i'm always sad and horny
>>167205321
im just sad
>>167203608
If a cute wallpaper is what you seek, then the spider is indeed the best choice! However, it's of utmost importance choose an appropriate for it. Maybe you could try this one? Is it large enough?
>>167203608
>>167205732
*appropriate image for it
I need sleep.
Good night, /utg/. Take care.
>>167205851
Goodnight! Dream about cute spiders!
>tfw you will never read your favourite a bedtime story and watch them struggle to keep their eyes open before they fall asleep halfway through it, gently kiss their forehead and look at how peaceful they look before you quietly leave.
>tfw your favourite will never wake you up in the middle of the night saying with tears in heir eyes that they had a bad dream and ask to sleep in your bed with you wrapped around them
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never wrap his vines around you and force you to bend down to eye level with himso that he can steal your first kiss
How do I will things into existence? I've gotten stuck in the in-between materialization phase where the thing I'm trying to bring into reality is only half there.
>tfw the pain is all you have left of them
>tfw your fave will never just be platonic friends with you
>tfw ul never go to grillbys with him and get pranked by him
>>167205321
why does it keep happening
>>167205448
fix me
>Toriel will never cover you with a blanket when you fall asleep reading a book
>>167206547
As long as your tools are right and you read the full instructions it should be just a matter of more work.
>femanons
>tfw your fave will never eat you
>tfw your favourite will never tell you about that boy at school they really like and want to make friends with him but they're too shy to ask him out
>>167206984
I'm starting to feel personally attacked.
>>167206862
>when you make a request and someone just posts a pic from the internet
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never step on you and jab his heels into your back before jamming your head between his thighs and pulverizing it like crushing a watermelon
I fucking love this goat
>>167206940
Ah, gotcha. It worked this time, many thanks
>>167207071
there are a couple of you i was referring to in that post
Night /utg/
I think it's funny when Blooky flies towards a girl and the wind he produces lifts the girl's skirt.
>>167207279
I'm downright embarrassed to find this as attractive as I do
as if self awareness ever stopped me
>tfw your favourite will never accidentally walk in when you're crying, hug you and try to convince you to tell them what's wrong, as you fake a smile and say it's nothing important.
What the fuck is happening to y'all today, /utg/?
>>167207625
what do you mean?
>>167207625
we're collectively having a massive period
I really hope jelly is okay
>>167207625
memes
>>167207498
I don't cry.
I just sit and stare at the desk lamp or the wall like a man.
>>167207625
I feel nothing and it's really weird.
Something's gonna happen soon. Not sure if good or bad or something else.
>>167207159
What a coincidence, I also fucking love this goat.
What happened to Sans and Pap's skin? Why is Napstablook a ghost?
Were they born that way or are they ghosts of older monsters?
This is the part with Waterfall. The other parts aren't done yet, but I'm still posting this part since Frisk is running all the way to Asgore. The next part that I'll post when I finish is Hotland.
http://m.imgur.com/a/XjUmn
>>167205851
Good night anon; thank you for cute spider wallpaper.
Everyone: post cute Undertale wallpapers for Valentine's Day.
>>167207926
That's just the sort of monsters they are.
>>167207812
shes fine
>>167204452
>tfw your fave will never meet you on your way home from work/school to help you unwind sooner
>tfw you will never curl up with your favorite to riff on a shitty movie
>tfw you will never grow sleepy and murmur stupid injokes to each other as you doze off
>>167206984need to leave forever
>>167207934
Good work daddy, Frisk is making quite a long run.
>>167208841and come to my bedroom
>>167208846
Thanks anon!
Good evening, UTG. How are you doing?
>>167209278
Don't ask
>>167209278
im ok
>>167209318
Ok.
>>167209278
im fantastic thanks for asking
What makes you happy now a days, /utg/?
>>167209278
I'm a big dumb idiot, how bout you?
>>167209369
Good to hear.
>>167209396
I'm glad.
>>167209448
I hope you can feel better about yourself, anon.
>>167209438
Seeing others happy.
>>167209086femanons are not for lewd
>>167209438
subway, girls, and video games
>>167209651
you could not be more incorrect
>>167209438
finding good art of my favorites or good art of any undertale characters
talking to friends
thinking of my favorite
hugging my undertale plush
>>167209651I'm one myself, and even I disagree.
>>167209438
Nothing. I feel nothing nowadays. It's like I have no energy. I don't even feel like posting sometimes, I write something and then delete it cause I think "who the hell is going to give a fuck you dumbo?"
Now I wrote something that had nothing to do with your question.
Shit, I need a drink.
>>167209651Femanons are a myth. I won't believe they are real until I see one
>>167209662
My Child, what in the fuck
wooo
>>167209879
go easy on yourself my man, nobody responds to my shitty posts most of the time but if you shoot a thousand arrows one is gonna hit
>>167209438
dumb internet videos
mac and cheese
when I try something new and it works out
>>167209651but i post lewd floweys all the time
>>167209662
Christ almighty...
>>167210103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY
>>167210154
>if you shoot a thousand arrows one is gonna hit
I guess you're right. I'm just having one of those "I feel like shit" kind of nights.
I truly appreciate the advice, man
>>167208064
good to hear
>>167210483
look at them
look i say
>>167209651
I think femanons might be some of the lewdest on this board.Can't imagine why...
anon what the fuck are you doing
>>167210596
If you insist, I will!MILFgoat is THICC
>>167210741
It's not what it seems! I swear!
>>167210741
Not what I am supposed to be doing.
>>167210741
the only thing i know how to do
>>167210785
correct
>>167209662
I desire to know the source
>>167210685
>>167211106
>That Toriel
Anon, that'ssexyas fuck
>>167210741
i was drawing but im playing vidya for a sec
>>167209662
>>167210741reading a lewd flowey x frisk fic
>>167211131
>>167210741
im learning about princes
>>167210741
learning to crochet
I'm making a scarf
>>167210741
Having a Quality Lore Discussion with mates.
>>167211603
>>167211413
you're embarrassing poor goat mom, anon
Oh hey look we're almost at the image limit
AUs
>>167209879
This could be my post but it isn't. I'm almost exactly the same way.
>>167209879
>>167212191
I do it too.
>>167211918
I'm trying my best not to lewd the goat momAnd I'm failing because she's a curvy and attractive goat woman
I'm sorry! The heart wants what it wants
>>167212191
>>167212298
At least now we know we are not alone. That might be good, right?
>>167212349
no need to apologize, anon
let the goatmom lust flow through you
>>167210741
Rewatching some favorite Star Trek TNG episodes of mine.Thinking about this http://68.media.tumblr.com/3e2ad85b6a7934af557b99d97aac5518/tumblr_oax3t7RW2c1v7s4j5o1_1280.png
Both at 06:35. I might have a problem.
Alright anon, post a joke to pass the night.
I'm going to to a history joke:
“One of his companions was Zahir, who used to trade in metal objects. Once the Prophet was passing by the bazaar, he saw Zahir and playfully grabbed him from behind and said, “Will anyone buy this slave?” Zahir laughed and said, “O Messenger of Allah, whoever buys this slave will be in loss.” The Prophet smiled and said, “In Allah’s eyes, your value is high.”
>>167212678
>tfw not even toriel finds your jokes funny
>>167212678
this wasnt very funny but it made me feel good
>>167212876
>>167212908
Aw, some background would be good. Zahir was something of an ugly dude.
Lemme try another one.
Nasreddin Hodja had borrowed a cauldron from his neighbour. When he didn't return it for a long time, the neighbour came knocking on the door.
`Hodja Effendi, if you are finished with the cauldron could I take it back? The wife needs it today.'
`Ah, of course,' Hodja said, `just wait here a minute and I'll fetch it.'
When Hodja came back to the door with the cauldron, the neighbour noticed that there was a small pot in it.
`What is this?'
`Well, neighbour, congratulations, your cauldron gave birth to a baby pot.' said the Hodja.
The neighbour, incredulous, yet delighted, thanked the Hodja, took his cauldron and the new little pot, and went home.
A few weeks after this incident, one day The Hodja came again, asking to borrow the cauldron. The neighbour didn't even hesitate and lent Hodja the cauldron with pleasure. However, once more it was taking the Hodja forever to return it back. The neighbour had no choice but to go asking for it again.
`Hodja Effendi, are you done with the cauldron?'
`Ahh neighbour, ahh' bemoaned The Hodja, `I am afraid your cauldron is dead.'
`Hodja Effendi, that's not possible, a cauldron cannot die!' exclaimed the disbelieving neighbour. But Nasreddin Hodja had his answer ready.
`My dear fellow, you can believe that it can give birth, why can't you believe that it can also die?'
>>167212465
>let the goatmom lust flow through you
That's all I needed to hear
I admit it, I want to lewd the goatmom. A lot. I want to stay with goatmom in the Ruins forever and do lots of lewd stuff with herDammit anon, I was trying to suppress my lust for her...
>>167212678
where did George Washington keeps his armies?in his sleevies
>>167212990
again humor was low but the invoked joy is high
>>167213106
now this is comedy
>>167213052
anyone with taste wants to lewd the goatmom dude, let's be real. Trying to pretend you don't just doesn't fly 'round these parts
>>167213182
Uh, one more time.
An imam was preaching about the evils of alcohol and asked "If you put a pail of water and a pail of rakı (an alcoholic drink) in front of a donkey, which one will he drink from?" A Bektashi in the congregation immediately answered. "The water!" "Indeed," said the imam, "and why is that?""Because he's an ass."
>>167212678
What do you call a simple sandwich?A pa-ninny.
>>167213316
heheheh this was kinda funny
>>167213247
>anyone with taste wants to lewd the goatmom dude, let's be real
This is the realest shit I've read in this general in my time here. Preach!
You have really, really nice pics by the wayShe seems to have trouble with those two. Should we help her carry them?
>>167213448
Oh, one last one I found funny.
An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind hearted Imam said "Now, now, sister, don't carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me".
"Yeah", she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, "That's what they said the last time too . . . "
>>167212678
Could be worse.
Could be his son you can't get your mind off of.Like I can't.
>>167213316
Heh.
>>167213796
anon this was just sad, are you okay man?
Last for Flowey and Frisk!
>>167212678
>>167212990
>>167213316
>>167213796
I feel like I've been culturally enriched from this experience. I gave a sensible kek.
>>167213915
was to >>167213247
ENTERING
TEXT POSTING HOURS
>>167213950
I'm like 99% sure she just cried for show to set up a burn, and this probably was a fictional scenario.
textpost hours best hours
>>167214076
oh i thought she was just gonna really miss the guy, context is weird
>>167213796
I get it!
>>167214139
>textpost hours best hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
>>167214139
text post hours sex post hours
>>167214021
>>167214170
>>167214194
Oh, I am bored, let's have some more.
A neighbour came to the gate of Mulla Nasreddin's yard. The Mulla went to meet him outside.
"Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "can you lend me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."
The Mulla didn't feel inclined to lend out the animal to that particular man, however. So, not to seem rude, he answered:
"I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."
All of a sudden the donkey could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.
"But Mulla," the neighbour exclaimed. "I can hear it behind that wall!"
"Whom do you believe," the Mulla replied indignantly, "the donkey or your Mulla?"
>>167214198
nobody yells at me during textpost hours
>>167214253
>tfw no femanon to sex
>>167214253
>>167214337
Y'all are a horny bunch, you know that?
>>167214317
Why would anyone yell at you at all?
>>167213709
I preach the gospel of goatmom to all who are willing to listen
mostly because it means i get to post semi-lewd pics, but stillI think she's got it, but just to be safe...
>>167214415
being 19 does that to you
>>167214552
>>167214415
Also exercise and certain medication still some years later.
>dr. pepper cherry
garbage taste
>>167214764
STOP PLAYING IN MY GARBAGE
>>167214813
oh shit dont call the cops again
>>167214764
>cherry
isn't that the same as just normal dr pepper
>>167214283
Hmm, I understood that, but most people here aren't going to know what a Mulla is, and how it pertains to the actions taking place.
>>167214994
i dont know, i dont drink liquid trash
>>167215132
why do you think it's liquid trash?
What if Papyrus found some naked pictures of Mettaton?
What if Sans found naked pictures of Papyrus?
>>167215172
cuz regular dr. pepper is shit and cherry certainly wouldnt help
>>167215000
Oh shit, you are probably right. If anyone cares, they are men studied in Islamic theology and sacred laws. It is basically asking "do you believe your religious leader or the reality you know (or think to know)?"
>>167215251
Considering he was the one to take them, probably pocket it and try to keep his special things in better order.
>>167214967
I'm gettin my shotgun, you little thief
>at the border of Waterfall and Hotland there's an open-air hot spring run by a nice, cute monster lady
thoughts?
>>167215560
you come at the king you best not miss
>>167215758
What if I wannacum on the king
>>167216007
t-then you best be talkin about asgore
>>167215758
boy, I won't need to aim this thing if I shove it up your string bean ass first
>tfw no flowey anon to tie me to my bed and play with me
How come Asgore has "hair" but Toriel does not?
>>167216270
Maybe it is a recessive trait?
>>167215546
What if he found them online and found out that it was Papyrus who shared them in the first place?
>>167216169
>implying your old ass can keep up with me
>>167216308
Then he'd find Papyrus's chaturbate handle and troll him relentlessly.
>>167216270
it's like how female lions dont have manes but the males do
>>167216270
Because Toriel is complete shit
>>167216325
it's all fun and games until granny breaks out the hoveround
How many weaboos got triggered when they found out that Mettaton doesn't like Anime?
>>167216712
so that means asriel will one day grow a luscious blonde mane?there will be a patch, it's canon
>tfw
>talking to a qt girl I know at work
>She asks me if I like video games
>Tell her I like Undertale
>"Anon that sounds like a porno movie" another employee interrupts
>she looks it up on her phone
>qt girl looks at me weird
>avoids eye contact
I really ought to start lying about my vidya habits
>>167217041
He does have a mane
A glorious petal mane
>>167217041
No he's a flower, Chara is dead and Toriel and Asgore will move on from them and they will both be forgotten, just as they would like.
>>167217128
>anon that sounds like a porno movie
honestly, sounds like shes been having one too many nights watching prono desu
>>167217128
Why would you tell the truth when flirting? Damn son, to get the puss you gotta lie a bit.
Actually you should've just said "yes" to the "do you like videogames?" question and then ask her if she likes them too and which ones. Let her do the talk, that way you can't fuck up
>>167216908
dont play around granny i'll beat that assand then eat that ass,im ruthless
>>167217128
Like this game is pretty actively in my mind but it's hardly the first thing that comes to mind when I think about video games.
It's not something I repeatedly play.
Maybe basic interaction just comes to me naturally but you should obviously tell about the parts of your interests that are easy to understand or appreciate or something that is well knows first, even if it wouldn't be your biggest thing.
>>167217209
Far more beautiful.
>>167217469
>>167217224
>>167217209
You're going to trigger Asrielfags if you keep that up
>>167217128
anon what the fuck lmao don't talk about this game in public what the fuck is wrong with you
>>167217401
young folks have the craziest ideas, that's why I love em
that's enough shitposting for one night
>>167215748
Gonna need to go into more details; "nice, cute monster lady" doesn't exactly give much for the imagination.
>>167215748
Is she a kinky water/steam nymph-fairy-like monster?
>>167215748
>not a buff grizzled monster man
it's shit
>>167218263
i feel that, goodnight old lady
>>167218508
Gay is a niche and shit fetish.
>>167215748
Is good. I can see it, hot springs with women are always great.
>>167218603
I'm sorry for your awful shit taste but there's no reason to keep upset
>>167218659
You'll find that my taste is the superior and more popular taste, your taste is awfully shitty.
Besides women maintaining hot springs are much more appealing.
Anon, you just caught sexy Mettaton sitting on the toilet, peeing. You're so embarrased. What do you do? (and before all of you freak out,Mettaton sits to pee since Alphys hasn't given him a penis yet).
>tfw I wake up and my wrists both feel like shit
>>167218603
Too stereotypical and the game already has enough waifus. It could use some better husbandos but I guess straights are going to want what they want and gays are going to want what they want
>>167218759
straights are rude selfish jerks
>>167218825
>the game already has enough waifus
There's only like three main character waifus compared to the seven husbandos. Don't be greedy.
>>167218507
could be!that reminds me, I've been kicking around the idea for a monster lady. Her body is made of water and inhabited by a sentient but otherwise-normal fish. Maybe her head is shaped like a fish bowl or something
>>167218508
there's a buff dude, but he doesn't run the hot springs. He sits around all day and espouses knowledge about the nature of manliness to anyone who's willing to listen
>>167218930
Gays are narcissistic wankers who don't care about others.
>>167218932
>compared to the seven husbandos
what? Mettaton and Asgore are the only decent husbandos meanwhile Toriel, Alphys and Undyne are the only good waifus
>>167219025
>there's a buff dude, but he doesn't run the hot springs. He sits around all day and espouses knowledge about the nature of manliness to anyone who's willing to listen
sounds like a cool guy
I want an Undertale hot spring episode. How would you imagine the characters?
>>167219025
Neat!
>Spoiler
I actually like that idea, that's pretty cool.
https://imgur.com/a/xYx9X
tried drawing the goat
>>167219050
Husbandos
Sans Papyrus Asriel Flowey Asgore Mettaton RG 1 and 2
Waifus
Toriel Undyne Alphys
Come on.
let's just generalize everyone!
>>167219050
you may disagree but the fandom loves skeleton dick and utg loves the edgy goat
>>167219050
>Toriel and Alphys
>good waifus
>>167219221
>implying skeletons are good husbandos
They're both asexual and don't have dicks
>implying you should husbando actual children
Fucked up
besides if you want to go there then Frisk, Chara, InnKeeper bunny, Snowdin shop bunny, Catty and Bratty, Muffet and Knight Knight
>>167219265
I said good not pedophiles
>>167219290
nice opinion, faggot
>>167219221
what about fuku fire or the shopkeeper bunny?
>>167219349
Oh didn't mean to respond to you, sorry.
>>167219221
Muffet too
>>167219415
Sorry but I don't like to lewd little children and don't consider it okay
>>167219046
i'm sorry, anon. i hope you're doing better without him.
>>167219349
Demon guy, Rock head guy, guy who bought donuts, politics bear, Onionsans, Napstablook, Mad Dummy, Frisk, Chara, Fucking Gaster......come on. There are more husbandos that waifus. This is just plain greedy.
>>167219485
>frisk
>chara
>husbandos
>>167219485
nobody cares
who
nobody cares
is a pedo
that's a woman
same here
vorefags only
female
female
literally doesn't exist
Stop trying to be greedy
stop arguing about husbandos and waifus, everyone in this game is grade-A *flirt material
>>167219571I don't actually care but i'm trying to get us out of text posting
>>167219557
>that's a woman
>same here
Oh no he's retarded.
>>167219389
>>167219449
Good, but doesn't outway the husbandos.
>>167219482
>Implying
>>167219556
Yeah, they could be both.
>>167219557
You have more husbandos than waifus.
You're like Ultra Greed from Binding of Isaac. Super Greedy.
>>167219571I'm just fucking around, this speeds up the process
>>167219715
>knowing basic facts makes someone retarded
I guess you must be the smartest person on earth then
I can buy Onionsan maybe being a woman.
Not Napstablook though. This anon has shit fucking taste.
>>167219892
Napstablook was confirmed by Toby to not have a canon gender
>>167219892
napstablook is a beautiful thicc female ghost
>>167219164
that's a nice gote butt
>>167219919
Precisely.
>>167220067
That means shes a female
>>167219050
what if the buff dude is made of rocks from the spring and he literally lives there. He'd be a bit difficult to tell apart from the rest of the scenery aside from the towel around his waist
maybe it's a little cliche to have a buff rock dude?obligatory pun about chiseled abs
>>167219164
>https://imgur.com/a/xYx9X
I was expecting female gote ass. I'm disappoint. You've got goo penman ship though.
>>167219164
Not bad. Dem legs. I see your thoughts are focused on just as important things as mine.
Can I eat the whole box of chicken dippers? There's like half a kg but it doesn't look like that much.
>>167220097
Gorons are cool
>>167220097
Ech.
>>167220108
I was taking a guess which goat they meant after anon's butt comment. Even though "the goat" usually refers to Asriel it also used to mean Toriel during the demo days.
this is a christian image board please. no gay allowed.
Finally found a seed that's not just 30kbps for Determination album in FLAC. Thank god.
1(1) is depressing to look at though, seed you damn people, no one cares about music to take legal action.
>>167220240
Fuck the police!