Senran Kagura General /skg/ #983

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Luvin' Hikage!

I'm having a lot of fun bullying Shiki.

>>167117962
Don't bully vampires!

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Best Senran right here

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>Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka will never be real

>>167118035
I'm going to force her to lick my feet and post pictures of it on her blog.

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>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>167118121
That's totally grody!

Which senran would make the cutest noises when punched in the stomach?

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>>167117560

You're under arrest for a shit edition

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I LOVE KASUMI SO MUCH SHE'S THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

>>167118278
What is Kasumi doing there?

>>167118212
And Shiki will be completely humiliated!

When are they doing senran kagura nendos

they will do nendos of literally everything except senran kagura

>>167118278
>Literally who wave
>best
Choose only one.

>>167118235
Ryouna!

>>167118443
Don't be rude.

>>167118686
Fuck literally who waves in every way but sexual.

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>167118360

I hope Shiki feeds on you and dumps your body in a trash compactor!

>>167118827
So mean. New Waves are Senrans too.

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>>167118429
>When are they doing senran kagura nendos
Never ever

>>167118429
Marvy not bribing Good Smile enough.

>>167118949
She won't do that because she's my bitch now!

>>167118591

>punch Ryouna in the stomach
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! MITE! MITE!

I know what you're thinkin'.
Does he HATE or LOVE EVERY GIRL? To tell you the truth, I forgot myself. But being a /skg/ meme , the most powerful gen in the world, you gotta ask yourself...
Do you feel lucky, /skg/?

>>167119213

Shiki is not for bullying she's a nice girl who deserves to be treated totally awesome and taken for lots of shopping trips!

>>167119452
I'm going to write "SLUT" on her forehead and post a picture of it on her blog.

>>167119632

You don't deserve my Senran. She may be a vampire or dhampir but you sir, are the true monster.

>>167119849
She isn't your senran she's mine now!

>>167120052

she's always been mine and will continue to be mine. You don't treat her right.

>>167120143
I'm going to keep bullying her.

>>167118104
I HAVE A NEED TO BREED WITH SENPAI.

>>167119429
If my last post number is even, you love every girl.
If my last post number is odd, you hate every girl.

>>167120308
Incredible!

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Is Shiki a cuddly senran?

She doesn't seem very cuddly.

I can't love a girl who isn't good at cuddling.

>>167120781
Shiki will cuddle your dick. You get to pick what she cuddles it with though.

>>167120867
She can cuddle my dick with her mouth!

>>167120205

go get a literal who wave to bully.

>>167120867
>>167120970
That's not cuddling that's fucking!

That's not cuddly at all!

>>167121142
>Not cuddling your waifu while fucking her
What are you doing man

>>167120781

She's not particularly touchy feely, she's more showy telly.

Cuddly Senrans are Minori and Hanabi.

>>167121207
Sometimes you just want to snuggle up with the gyaru under a blanket until you both doze off

>>167120308
Wow, I didn't realize today was opposite day already.

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This is probably my favorite look I've ever put together, it just gives me a cozy 80's feeling somehow

>>167121897
She looks like a very kinky girl.

HanabOO

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>>167122584

>>167122674
Hanabitch!

>>167122674
hanacutie

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What other senrans besides Yagyuu are very easily frightened?

>>167122996
Daidouji

>>167122996
Homura is really afraid of ghosts.

>>167123348
My favorite part about EV was how that literally never came up.

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Kafuru would give the best paizuri

>>167123469
Maybe spooky ghosts instead of busty onee-chan spirit.

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>>167125042
Majima in his usual outfit looks like a genderbent fusion of Mirai and Hikage.

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Good night /skg/!

Make sure to sleep well with your senrans.
Super movable Nendoroids like Genos are harder to pose correctly because of all the joints compared to a regular one like Galko.

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STOP RIGHT THERE! You're under arrest! Let me read you your rights and give you some kisses!

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How can I make a goodnight skeegee post if I can't sleep?

>>167125898
GOODNIGHT!

>>167126374
I want Asuka to /ss/ me

>>167126674
I want Asuka to ntr me.

>>167126674
MODS
MODS

>>167126947
Why call mods?

>>167127007
Because he has to be underaged for /ss/.

>>167127103
Oh, wow.
Really?

>>167126374
Why does she even wears a tie?

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How does this image make /skg/ feel?

>>167127103
I think all /ss/fags should be banned.

>>167127464
Indifferent.

>>167127464
disturbed

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>likes a certain doujin artist
>most of his work is about rei ayanami
>his works are either short or about ntr
>mfw

>>167127103
>>167127492
>Not wanting to be /ss/'d by your senran
It's the purest form of love guys. C'mon

>>167127464
Intimidated by a mature sexy lady.

>>167127813
I can understand wanting to get dominated, but why do you have to be a little boy?

/skg/ is really dead and rotten

>>167127813
>implying killing your senran isn't the purest form of love
You'd be literally together forever and she will never leave you. Especially if you bring her to a taxidermist.
Alternatively (and more loving) would be to do it yourself.

>>167127993
No bully
We've had nothing to talk about for like a year.

>>167127965
Gently dominated, anon! Nothing activates motherly instinct than a little boy!

>>167128084
>not letting your senran kill you with her ninja weapon so you can be together forever instead

Gaaaay.

>>167126374
What's the crime officer?

>>167128261
If I kill my senran I can talk to her and use her as a masturbation sleeve.
If my senran kills me, I can do neither and she could only talk to me, no satisfaction I could provide her. That in turn leads to her cheating on me because she'd want to satisfy herself one way or another and hands are good for a short period of time but not eternity.
I've thought through this from a practical pov.

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>>167118259
*Impersonating a police edition

>>167127464
Meh

>>167125547
This is your mind on senrans.

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I eat too much snacks.

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>>167129257
Don't eat a snack!

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>>167129362
I'd eat her snack if you know what I mean

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>>167129693
Hikage hides her snacks well, don't steal and eat them please.

>>167130014
Delete this.

Sakn you.

>>167130014
Hikage sure is clumsy.

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I'm going to impregnate Rin and start a loving family with her!

>>167130241
I guess she should stop taking all those naked walks.

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Is it normal if Hikage isn't my senran but I want her to wrap her thighs around my head and stuff my nose into her pussy until I pass out?

>>167130572
yes because oral sex is the fucking best

>>167130572

No. It's weird because you're not even running your tongue against her cloaca. Why bother being between her legs if you won't put in a proper effort?

>>167130537
No she needs to keep doing that.

>>167130572
>Is it normal to want other women?
>Is it normal to cheat?
Both, normal. See it the way that doesn't fuck you head.

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>he makes "I want to x y!' posts when y isn't his senran
Disgusting

>>167131016
All senrans belong to me!

>>167130769
what?

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

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>>167131016
I'm going to fantasize about living off Hikage's pussy juice even though she isn't my senran and you can't stop me!

>>167131186
Just a drawing.

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Miyabi is very, very excited!

>>167131912
Miyabi and I are going to get married!

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>>167132143
*Miyabi and Imu!

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>>167132264

Imu is going to marry her sister!

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>>167132325
Murasaki is going to marry Mirai!

>>167126374
Asuka is a cute cop!

!!!

>>167132264
Sorry anon but you're wrong.

Friendly reminder that Imu is a cute shorty

Even her imouto is taller than her

>>167133150
I want to cuddle her and kiss her on the lips.

>>167133247
I want to give her a wedgie.

>>167133247
Are you Miyabi?

>>167133283
Hikage fuck off

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Gettin' lewd with your senran at her place of work!

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>>167133340
anon you need to stop posting about your workplace sex fetish

who should my guide voice be in EV

>>167132264
That's a very cute picture but you're still wrong.

>>167133465
This is literally the 3rd time I've done it and this has been within the space of months

>>167133338
Miyabi is a heterosexual girl.

>>167133487
Your senran

Alternatively Murakumo for stutters

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>>167133340
finding all kinds of uses for the office furniture!

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This girl would need a bag of rags to clean up after I get finished with her.

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Miyabi is for Imu
Imu is for Miyabi

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>>167133502
When are you going to make Ryoubi put her clothes back on? She's been naked for days now thinking that the lack of constricting outfits will help stimulate breast growth.

>>167133986
Those are all mines

I'm here to ask the real questions

Will PBS return to using censorchibis?

>>167134025
You are wrong.

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>>167134137
nah

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>>167134025
Miyabi is for me

>>167134306
for Ime!

>>167134250
Yup. You are wrong.

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>>167134123
I hope so.

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>>167134505
How could somebody that yuriposts on a japanese imageboard be wrong?

>>167134032
As soon as this erection goes away

>>167134626
I want Coloranon to color this pic with some blush lines on Miyabi's cheeks and a little shine spot on her plump lower lip!

>>167134817
>blush lines

Miyabi is too boyish to blush!

>>167134706
I want Naraku to rub her feet on my face and make me chew her used gum.

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>>167134665
So never, then? Since she's getting results.

>>167134626
By doing exactly what you said.

>>167134916
I mean, eventually...for like 5 minutes

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>>167135003
Being right makes me wrong?

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>>167134840
>Miyabi is too boyish to blush!

Both of those implications are wrong!

>>167135062
You're confused, anon. Being wrong makes you wrong.

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>>167135273
But I'm right!
And being right makes me right!

>>167135037
If this was the manganimu world, that boner wouldn't go away for at least a few hours.

>>167135365
Nope. You're wrong. And being wrong makes you wrong.

>>167135526
That's the opposite of what's true though!

>>167124417

why is Kafuru slavsquatting next to a steaming pile of poo?

>>167135602
What you try to pass off as true is false and what you try to pass off as false is true

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>>167131016

I'd only lewd my #1 Senran but I would cuddle my #1-5 and hug my #1-15!

>>167135736
nah

>>167135856
Yes

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What do you do in this situation?

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>>167136040
Help her up then push her back down and take her clothes.

>>167134736
My god, you have good taste.

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"Hello there, Anon. We are looking for this girl. We would appreciate your co-operation."

>>167136401
I don't know anything about her.

>>167136198
All of her clothes?

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>>167136948
Yeah

>>167136040
Rev up the chainsaw and start hacking away

>>167135436
I feel that can apply to the real world as well

>>167137050
But she's still in her lingerie there!

>>167137167
I can never keep an erection for more than an hour. Either I get distracted or just release the load.

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>>167137273

>>167137285
I've carried one for 4 hours once. It was a trying time.

>>167137416
Perfect! Now to head home and burn the rest of her clothes so she never has anything to wear again.

>>167137416
[X] Insert

>>167137432
I don't really know how you managed to keep it, but that probably means you have a better sex drive. Congrats, I guess.

>>167137807
I just barely distracted myself is all, it worked for the most part, but I knew what I had to do that day.

>>167137767
Insert what?

>>167137971

Two fingers! Then three! And then an entire fist!

>>167137971
Everything.

>>167136040

tackle her, straddle her, start slapping those big bouncy tits around and biting her nipples until she HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>167138108
>until
And then what?

ninto VROOOOM

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>>167138208

then take off her panties and roughly penetrate her for more HAUUUUUUU, choking her to cut off her moaning, no regard for whether it feels good for her or not! Just violate her trying to push past her cervix and fill her up!

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>>167138392

Stuffing Ryouna's butt with hard dick until she screams! Spanking her soft cheeks and forcing her face into the ground! Calling her a little piggy slut that's only fit for getting fucked!

>>167138607
Making her eat cereal without any milk! Not cutting the crust off her sandwiches!

>>167138731
I eat my sandwiches with crust because I'm not a candy ass bitch.

>>167138607
Where is that waterfall of semen coming from?

>>167138880
me

>>167138880
My dick.

>>167138878
Yeah but if I made sandwiches for the Hebijo girls and I cut the crust off everyone except for Ryouna's then that would be bullying!

>>167138880

Every anon's dick that has ever been inside her. at the same time

Putting Ryouna to sleep forever!

>>167139229

Killing Ryouna does not make her HAUUUUUUUUUUU

you can't bully the dead.

You can't give her any bullying that leaves permanent marks or hurts her beyond recovery. You have to be careful about how much bullying you give her.

>>167139309
Ryouna needs the sweet release of death!

>>167139428
Ryouna needs the sweet release of my dick!

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>>167138731

Using all of the hot water in the shower! Leaving her tube of toothpaste open! Locking her out of the bathroom so she has to hold her pee!

>>167139541
Yes! This is top tier bullying!

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>>167139541

Flushing the toilet repeatedly while she's in the shower! Pissing in her mouth while she's on the toilet and you have to go!

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>>167139428
Ryouna wants to see Ryouki again!

>>167139541
Piercing Ryouna's back with giant hooks!
Hanging her over an industrial grinder!
Slowly lowering her in!
Watching as she's slowly shredded into a meaty slop pile and loving it!

>>167139428
I need to release in Ryouna

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>>167139710

Turning off her alarm before she wakes up in the morning! Rubbing your dick on her face while she sleeps! Hogging the covers to yourself!

>>167139751


... no, that's too far.

Ryouna is for bullying not killing.

>>167139875
It's the ultimate form of bullying!
Making sure she can never be bullied again!

>>167139928

No that's just fucked up.

We want to hear her HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU

We can't do that if she's dead.

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>>167139875
No, she would love it! Even though she would die, she loves being denied bullying too, and this would be the most painful way to do that!

yall need jesus

>>167140127
I don't really care if she Haus or whatever. I just want to give her what she wants and what she wants is ultimate pain.

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>>167140215

Making Ryouna into a good Catholic girl! Baptizing Ryouna and depriving her of air! Making Ryouna publicly confess all of her lustful, depraved fantasies! Flogging Ryouna to make her atone for her sins! Dressing Ryouna up in a habit and making her forsake the Lord by having premarital sex!

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>>167140360

>>167139541
I remember in Artificial Gir 3. We'd girls would use the toilet in front of you but shy girls would stop and run away.

If you followed them enough eventually they couldn't hold it I and would wet them selves in public.

Fun times!

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>>167140360

I want to marry my Senran but adopt Ryouna as our family pet. I'll take her on walks on a leash with a choke collar every day, and she'll sleep in a kennel, and I'll swat her with newspaper when she barks too much! But my Senran will have to accept that she's a lap dog!

Being a Ryounafag truly is suffering.

>>167140603

I'm going to let Ryouna sleep in my bed if she's been a good girl! I want to gently stroke her hair and nuzzle her as she drifts off to sleep in my arms! I want her to give a contended sigh knowing that I'll always be there to spank her whenever she wants!

>>167140645

why?

I don't like the guys that want to kill her because I truly enjoy Ryouna, she's one of my favorites and I find her funny and cute.

But she does WANT to be bullied. So you kind of have to give in to it and bully her some or she'd get bored of you.

It's actually a hard call to make for me because I'm not a very abusive person and her face and voice make me want to cuddle and hug her not bully her.

>>167141019

Cuddling Ryouna is bullying! She wants to be bullied so bad that tender love deprives her of her wishes! The power play loops back around to bullying!

Cuddle away!

Ryouna does not accept headpats. She only accepts noogies.

>>167141108
Too bad
I'm going to pat her head regardless of her consent

>>167141098

I would however put a collar on her and make her into my lap doggo to cuddle and ruffle her hair.

>>167141019
>have to give in to it and bully her some or she'd get bored of you
>want to cuddle and hug her not bully her
You just answered your own question.

lobby open on ps4 if anyone wants to join

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What would dating Ryouna be like

>>167141713
Hell on earth.

>>167141713
great because you'd get to fuck her whenever you want

>>167141713
I feel like it would lead to me getting arrested.

>>167141713
Constant paranoia because you know how lewd she is in public and constantly having to keep up the abusive meme. But those are just assumptions. If you pay any attention to her relationship with Ryoubi you'll see how considerate and thoughtful she can be. Im sure she'll let you have your boring lovey-dovey cuttle sessions because she wants people close to her to be happy even if its at her expense. (Note the time time she threatened to spank Ryoubi) Ryouna is a loyal doggo and very misunderstood.

What would dating Mirai be like?

>>167142748
I imagine going out in public with her would be very awkward since she pretty much looks like a kid. There'd be times when you'd get really bad looks and since she is so easily influenced by others she'd get really embarrassed, sometimes even want to break up because of it. Other than that Mirai is probably really fun to hang out with. She's smart (when not flustered), likes vidya, pop culture, etc. and has a little masochistic side. You'd mostly spend time at the cave or your house just being comfy with one another.

>>167142748
flat

>>167127464
The urge to impregnate

>>167142748
like dating a boi

>>167141713

>Bully me anon! Call me a sow slut bitch! Haaaaaaaaa!
>No Ryona-chan you're not a bitch I like you!
>Pleaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee! Hit me! Smack me around like the useless whore I am! Woof! Woof!
>Ryona-chan... you're not a dog.. stop doing that we're in public, it's embarrassing
>HAAAAAA!!! Yes! I'm so dumb and stupid and useless and a whore! Call me more names!
>Ryona-chan... I'm not calling you names
>(Ryona grabs ahold of your arm and starts humping it in public) Be lewd with me Anon! I want to do it right here Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuu! Everyone look at us! We're being naughty! Judge us!
>Stop it Ryona-chan you're going to get us arrested!
>Will they beat us with their batons! Oooooo I hope it hurts a lot! Spray me all over the face with pepper spray! Pistol whip me I've been bad! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu!!!

>>167143842
Mirai is extremely feminine and even has a vagina! A VAGINA!

>>167134736
>Holy Bible
>titty ninjas
Pick one

>>167144113
Well see you late then dudes.

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>>167142748
It might be a little challenging or dramatic sometimes, but it would be worth it in the end. She'd love to do romantic stuff and be treated like a princess like in her web novel and just spend time together doing mundane things. You'd just need to have a high enough power level, remember to be mindful of her delicate feelings, give her emotional support her, and maybe take care of her like a kid sometimes since she's still pretty childish and still maturing, and then she'd love you forever.

>>167143209
Mirai is not masochistic! Self-loathing is a more accurate term. She has low self-esteem and really easy to pick on, but she hates her weakness and flaws and wants more than anything to destroy them and become mature and respected. That's why she's so critical of herself, not because she likes it. She gets bullied and teased throughout the series a lot, but she always gets upset (and sometimes violent) instead of giving any hint that she likes it like Ryouna does. Bullying Mirai would not be an effective way to earn her affection.

>>167143862
Don't do that again.

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American Anon! hurry up with my Kumo/Shiki body switch story!

>>167144739

I was imagining what it would be like.

>>167146072
I want to bully Ikaruga for being naked!

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This is what heaven looks like.

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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>167147005
>Murasaki
If that """"woman"""" is in Heaven, then I don't want to go there.

>>167147241
>Kafuru
>10,000 HRPMs
>10,000 HAI RONPAS PER MINUTE

No other Senran can compare.

/r/ing those haruka audio cd's or whatever they were called

>>167147298
That's okay anon. For me heaven would be a bed full of cuddle hungry murasakis.

>>167147696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkgcDAD1mN0

Here's the only one I have on hand for ya Anon.

>>167147696
Another one:
https://youtu.be/6z4u4nNLUZg

>>167148937
>>167149631
Is there some translation I can read through while listening to this? Or will I have to pick up Japanese to understand what's being said?

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>>167149687
There is a translation for this one:>>167148937
Enjoy.

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I want to tease Mirai, even if she thought it was bullying!

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>>167149687
Here's the plot of >>167149631

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>>167150542
>She praises her for getting this far

Mirai and Haruka are the best duo in the series.

Reminder that Yagyuu apparently fears amusements parks.

>>167150052
>tfw watching anime has taught me japanese
kek i was able to get most of the stuff said, only a few words were unknown to me

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>>167141713
Ryouna may be a selfish and shameless pervert, but she is a very faithful and devoted girl who takes interests in other peoples' hobbies and wants to do everything with the people she loves.

She tends to follow others around like a lost puppy and always wants to spend time with others, and if her relationship with Haruka in SV is anything to go by then if you're worried about promiscuity then it's pretty easy to keep her reeled in.

I think she comes across as the kind of person who wants to spend every waking moment with her SO no matter what they're doing together, which can come across as smothering to some, but she'd be a great girlfriend and it wouldn't take much for her to settle down with someone. You just need to accept the fact that she'll never stop wanting to do weird fetish shit every day and the fact that she'll be including Ryoubi into your life. Don't be surprised if you suddenly have a stepsister living on your couch and your wife wants to ERP vore scenarios with you every day.

>>167151607
She'd be pretty high maintenance though. If you can't give her what she wants then she gets bored really easily and moves on to find someone who can do it better.

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>>167151746
She comes across as more of an attention whore than high maintenance to me. It's pretty easy to keep her satisfied, you just need to say mean things to her and come up with cruel and usual punishments and she's good

Ryouna is cute
I want to put a big vibrator in her pussy and lock it into place with a chastity belt and then take her to tim hortons for lunch

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How can you say you love your senran if you haven't been drawing her almost every day for 5 years?

>>167152982
Will you turn it off when her legs give out from under her from the continuous orgasms?

>>167153463
Because Haruka would make fun of me not in a satisfactory way but in a way I'd want to kill myself.
And I don't want to kill myself yet.

>>167153601
While her arms still work? Fuck no.

If she really thinks she belongs on the floor like a muddy sow then she can drag herself behind me.

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>want to go to the doctor for a checkup
>can't get anybody to drive me in

Mom's free but she won't drive in the city. What the heck.

How's everyone doing today?

PBS is almost out right?

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>>167154471
What's the problem with taking public transport

>>167154770
I'm too dead to ride the bus

>>167154953
Take some onion soup, orange juice and lots of ground pepper.

>>167155468
I'm too dead for that too

>>167155641
Find jesus

>>167153714

But what about when she can't drag herself any further? You can't just leave her as a quivering puddle on the floor.

>>167155808
In that case, batteries don't last forever.

>>167156001

You'd just let her stay there, all alone? But what if somebody else tried to take advantage of her when she couldn't even move?

>>167156260
If she won't follow me then that's her choice!

>you will never get woken up by your doorbell at 3am when Ryouna finally manages to make it home with legs that don't work and arms that can barely move after you left her at tim hortons with a vibrator locked inside her pussy

why even live

>>167156805
I'm okay with this. I'll be at home enjoying some quality time with Ryoubi

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I want to tease Ryoubi about just how large her butt is.

I want her to call me an idiot and then watch me slap it as I tell her how much it jiggles because it's so fat.

I want to replace her underwear with the same underwear but two sizes too small so she'll be worried that her butts getting bigger.

>>167157439
Man, I really love braided ponytail Ryoubi.

>>167157532
I like hair-down Ryoubi myself

>>167157439
Same but I want to tease her about how lewd her chest is

I want to replace all of Ryoubi's bras with bras that are slightly larger than her actual size so I can trick her into thinking her breasts are getting flatter!

>>167153658
>yet
Anon no

Fucking Ryouna as she plays a vore game!

>>167158187
Don't get me wrong.
I try my best not to find myself in such a miserable situation where I find suicide to be the most viable option.
And it worked pretty well until now except when I was 25 but who knows what kinda shit hits the fan in 5 years?

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I bet Ryouna likes having her toes sucked on

She'd be completely unable to resist fingering her pussy and mewling like the horny girl she is while you wrap your tongue between her toes

So is this the Ryouna thread now?

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What is he trying to imply?

>>167159342
MC Kiriya-sensei is the best MC in Senranland.

>>167159342
I don't know I don't read japanese

>>167157439

Unscrewing the legs of Ryoubi's chair! Making it wobble and teeter when she sits on it! Eventually making it collapse under her weight to trick her into thinking her lewd, fat butt is is even more enormous than it already is!

>>167159993
STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE!!!

>>167160147
That's gay, dude.

>>167160147
I don't see any ring.

>>167160147
It would be rude for me to keep fucking her whilst not looking at her.

>>167160352
its a cockring.

>>167160147

I'm gonna put a trumpet mouthpiece in her asshole and blow!

>>167160147
Calm down man it's just a brojob

>>167160147

Stop having a wife with such a nice ass then.

>>167160442
hetero

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Mirai would have bigger boobs if she had bigger boobs.

>>167161769

that is true.

Thank god she doesn't though, because she's perfect as she is.

I still want double naizuri from Ryoubi and Mirai

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>>167161917

Why not get a buttjob from both? They have giant booties.

>>167162064
>that tiny kid ass
>giant

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>>167162372

Proportionally speaking, Mirai probably has the fattest ass of all.

>>167162461
just like an ant is proportionally much stronger than a human, but you don't see them doing any weightlifting

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>>167162461
Mirai does not have a fat ass!

It is proportionate!

PROPORTIONATE!

It's tight, nice and perky though

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>>167162941

Disproportionate! Mirai has the ass of a fully grown woman! Her butt is the only part of her that's properly developed!

>>167162561
Mirai is stronger than an ant!

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>>167163170
That's literally the opposite of what's true

Mirai has a normal sized butt for her tiny sized body

>>167163242

Just look at that picture! Mirai is further in the background and is really short, but her ass has nearly the same amount of screen space as Homura's! Mirai has an incredibly fat butt!

>>167134736
So do senran figures exist or not and where can I get a Yomi?

>>167163417
If figures you mean anything with articulation, then you are shit out of luck. Only statuettes and those small figures from different pre-orders exist.

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>>167164152
>We're never getting Chogokin Senran figures

>>167163417
there's nothing but shitty statueshit

Someone send a squid ninja to get me!
All those sawblades in a tiny cramped place are making feel nervous.

>>167157809
Oy where's my body switch story.

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>artist you like finally does a doujin
>so heavily censored by the doujinshi circle that it might as well not even be porn

Do circles get payed by the japanese government for every square inch of blurred genitals or something?

>>167164584
Coming this weekend

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>>167164737
Nice.

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http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/original-senran-kagura-burst-box-concept-feature-removable-clothing/

Hikage is secretly the main character. Even before the series was released it was known she was best girl.

>>167164692
Japanese government also has to take care of the pregnancy propaganda.

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Relaxing with Ryouna?

>>167166487

Breeding with Ryouna!

>>167166487
Aftercare with Ryouna!

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>>167166525
No. Relaxing with Ryouna.

Ryouna feels lazy today.

>>167166626

Not caring what Ryouna wants!

Impregnating Ryouna against her will!

>>167166865
Not being a dick to Ryouna!

Making her a nice cup of earl grey tea!

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>>167166865
No. Get on the couch with Ryouna.

We're watching cops.

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>"hey anon can I play p4g in your vita? "
>"sure no problem"
>remember I have all SK games
>all in 1 page
>all the trophies
>all the "awooo I want to be everybody's bitch" from Haruka side story
>knowing the person well you know she'll buzz around and see all these things

Should I just take it back or ignore

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>>167166865

>>167167812
Ryouna will be an excellent mother!

>>167168130

I'm going to make Ryouna a housewife! All of her naughty fantasies will have to be repressed when she takes care of the baby!

>>167167167
Don't think about it.
Just let it be.
If she knows you well and knows that you aren't a pervert (or at least thinks that you aren't), she might be interested in why you like the series and play the games a bit.
Or, which is the most likely, she doesn't even care.

>>167167812
Stop