/owg/ - Overwatch General

Junkrat - Mayhem - Firing an entire clip of explosives without stopping and damaging at least one enemy adds +1 size to the next clip. Stacks indefinitely. If Junkrat stops firing or doesn't damage anyone, he reloads his weapon immediately and the bonus is lost when finished. Junkrat cannot gain health while the Mayhem bonus is active.

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this game is fucking obnoxious and i'm already considering uninstalling again after returning to try the changes for a few days.

hanzo is still a retarded hero, nobody likes him, it's not fun whatsoever and blizzard will never be able to do anything to hanzo even though they regret creating hanzo themselves.

ana is still fucking overpowered. lmao a tiny support that can deal 200 dps with no fall off and sleep dart that travels faster than fucking light.

same with zenyatta balls. just spam some choke point and spam discord button until it instantly connects across any range.

roadhog is still retard level strong and overpowered. blizzard is absolutely stupid for letting roadhog go on for this long.

nearly all of my deaths are to brainless choke and corner spam from every projectile class in the game. the rest is being hooked by roadshitter.

the worst thing is the inconsistency and laggy projectiles, there is absolutely no feedback whatsoever, you just instantly die. pharah rockets and junkrat grenades clearly move past your screen or around your character but still count as a direct hit. hanzo arrows make no noise or anything when hitting you, your character just falls to death. it is impossible to even see the arrow because of how bad the lag compensation is. you also don't even know if it was a critical hit or not. dying in this game, is some of the worst experience in games i've ever had, you just have no fucking idea what even killed you 9 out of 10 times, the only thing being a glitched killcam.

this game is incredibly badly balanced and designed, only getting away because it's blizzard, the fancy waifus and graphics. the map designs and layouts are awful also.

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A-Anon want to help me with my tail? maybe replacing it with... something else?

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>Waifufags working themselves into a fervor over Mercy's voice lines
>Just voice lines
>Now swear the story (lackthereof) is a horrible abortion
Waifufags are cancer

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Cutest and best pairing

>>166977374
>junkrat can no longer be healed in team fights
as if he wasn't shit enough

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>shipping a cast of characters with no personality

>>166977637
He can abstain from the no-healing debuff by putting a small pause in between his shots.

Making the choice to extend your clip would be a choice with a downside you'd have to manage.

>>166977205
>>166977205

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>>166977457
You know where you can stick that tail

>>166977457
I'm glad you've adjusted this post and now explained what sort of help she's looking for.

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>>166977983
Every healslut is looking for something dear, would you help her?

>>166978407
For you Mercy, I'd do anything.

I need help with the rapid discord achievement

>>166977794
Pretty much this, but why not? Giving them personality is half the fun.

Ana has been in the game for quite a while, have they removed the "I thought you were dead" voice lines yet?

>>166977403
lol

>>166979179
No they haven't. My guess is that Pharah's voice actor is hard to get.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who believe Omnics shouldn't have rights.

Explain yourselves.

>>166979339
what the fuck are you loling about fucktard

>>166979387
>omnigs

>lvl 300
>just discovered roadhog

Why is hooking everything so fun

What are the ideal comps with Roadhog?

Ideally it's 2 tanks 2 healers but a good RH can fend for himself right

>>166979387
UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE IS A MISTAKE

>>166977374
>clip

Is it possible to solo heal as Zenyatta?
He turned out to be more fun than I expected, and Discord Orb puts fear into my enemies, but when it comes to healing, I just can't seem to manage.

>have terrible aim
>still managed to get to grandmaster
Lmao

>>166979981
how? my team drags me down every game

>>166980023
bait

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>solo q
>Alright we got the 2 tanks, 2 healers and a Junkrat, just need one attacke-
>Sombra

>>166980430
>see sombra on my team
>quit

>be stuck in mid plat for 3 seasons

r8

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>>166977403
Here he is again!

>>166980023
I get lucky and end up with good ass teammates

>>166980074
I'd post rank but im in bed, night fucker

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>>166979646
the sound ques/effects in this game are orgasmic that's why. Also deleting enemies in 1-2 hits is great. I also love saving my teammates who get hooked by the enemy roadhog or are being attacked.

How long until this game goes f2p?

>>166982420
Never it will get ridiculousy cheap at some point for sure.

Help, the only character I feel I can carry is S76, what do.

opposite team had 2 leavers, we were about to win..
I went to take a piss and when I came back, I was kicked for inactivity..
feels bad

>>166984640
brain problems

NA is so bad. Your ranked is shit and you get destroyed by SK and EU in tourneys

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>decide to only play hanzo for the next 50+ games
>people rage at me soon as I pick him
>tfw he's not even that hard to master
>never get upvoted postmatch

I think I'm in love with the weebman guys

Should we save this thread for later

is there a good breakdown of how winston's jump hitbox works somewhere? How much damage does it do and how big is it

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>>166979387
>Omnics shouldn't have rights.

>We made you!!!!
>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee made youuuuuuu!!!!

no rights for toasters. You can't trust an omnic

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Blue sniper

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Design alt-fire skills for all the heroes without one.

>pharah
>tracer
>reaper
>sombra
>bastion: both modes
>hanzo
>junkrat
>winston
>lucio

I feel giving everyone an alt-fire would help increase overall balance and hero usefulness.

>>167000137
what if their alt-fire is also another thing

like you can use your jets with M2 as well as jump

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>team needs a reinhardt
>no one goes reinhardt
>I have to go reinhardt
>forget that I'm bad at reinhardt
>be the main cause of my team's loss

What do I do in this situation so I don't fuck up next time?

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which Overwatch is your:

1.- Wife/housband
2.- Lover
3.- Nemesis
4.- Best bro

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>>167000137
>adding unneeded complexity would help balance

/owg/ really don't understand the first thing about game design do they

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Threadly Hana overdose.

>>166979940
Zen is the worst solo healer. If you have to solo heal you should play something else.

>>167000137

>pharah
alt button for firing splash skill

>tracer
alt button for teleporting

>reaper
quote a linkin park song

>sombra
The Boop Meme

>bastion: both modes
alt button for healing

>hanzo
leave the match

>junkrat
already the actual button for detonating mines

>winston
alt button for dropping a shield

>lucio
bap

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>>167000270
What the fuck is wrong with Reaper's balls?

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>>166999989
>you'll never breed with the blue sniper

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>>166977473
That's not Gency

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Why do I have to play Soldier if I want to have a chance at winning.

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This thread needs more Spicy thighs

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I like to play Sombra. Even if people get angry at me because she's "bad".

>>167000392
she is probably barren as fuck from all the modifications

>>167000137
>lucio
>junkrat

i wish i was retarded too

>>166979940
Solo healing wont be happening with Zen. If team has no support you can pick him and pretend to be one while throwing out big damage.

>>167000270
What the fuck is wrong with Reaper's balls?

>>167000315
>Zen is the worst solo healer

but a lot of the time if you go Ana, no one will go 2nd healer. Yet if you pick the 2nd alt healer first and leave Ana open a lot of times people will then switch to play Ana.

it's a sneaky way to get two healers on a shitter team..

>>167000270
1.- Reaper
2.- Reaper
3.- Reaper
4.- Reaper

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Say nice things about Zen.

>>166979940
It's only possible to solo heal as Zen if you shit out enough damage and kills to keep your team from getting damaged in the first place.

>ctf
>potg is d.va killing two teammates our hanzo is aiming at her defense matrix while she's capturing the flag and leaves
>hanzo is still standing there aiming
What a fucking cuck

>>167000270
>Pharah in a armored suit doesn't wear undergarments
>bastion, a naked robot wears a 8-bit triangle

what did tumblr meme with this?

>>167000659
Zenyatta is the most well balanced character and is one of my favorites to play.

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>>167000659
Cucking nanocancer feels great.

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>Have 144hz gsync monitor
>FPS bounces around between 144 and 110
Should I just lock it at 110 or let it fluctuate?

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>>167000493
A good Sombra can be terrifying/annoying to deal with. Since launch I've always viewed her as a "support" version of Tracer. Just hack health kits, pester/disrupt enemy teams, and pick off anyone thats low on health

>>167000493
I play her in QP, she's a little weak and if your team is shit you're fucked but nobody ever complains about her there at least.

>>167000659

>best skins
>best emotes
>best voice lines
>well designed hero

there is nothing negative you can even say about zen

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>>167000832
getting cucked by biotic cancer feels bad man
fucking nerf when

>>166982420
Not for a while. We are definitely at least going to have 2 years before it goes f2p.

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>>167000270
DELETE THIS

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What new shit has been added for the chinese new year event? Does Pharah have a new costume?

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>>167000956
This. Once got hacked while getting the drop on their healers as Genji. Try to disengage and get a Health pack, but it was hacked. Got chased by D.va and Sombra. Same Sombra infiltrated our backline, EMPing our team (no Rein shield and Ultimates) so we got steamrolled by D.va's self destruct.

>>167000876

Turn settings down until it stays at 144 you dunce.

>playing Zenyatta
>Ana ults me
>panic.jpg

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>>167001014
>tfw enemy team get stuck in Zarya's ult and their Zen uses his ult and you hit them with the nade

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>>167001194
Pharah only got a voice line and spray

Will there ever be another chance to get the Oni Genji skin :'c

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>>167000137
>pharah
tosses rockets like grenades

>tracer
rapid semi-auto style fire that is more accurate

>reaper
Fires both shotguns at once, high spread

>sombra
overclocks smg, huge rof increase but high spread

>bastion
ehh... hits slow enemies like HWG's original sidegrade

>hanzo
rapid draw pull but lower damage

>junkrat
rapidly empites clip short range devastation

>winston
chargeable lightning bolt

>lucio
has an alt fire already really

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>>167001291
Blizzard in charge of good game design

>>167001316
Fuck this game then. At least I don't have to play for the event now.

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>Jump onto the objective
>Contesting!
>DEFEAT

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>numbani offense
>be glorious german man of honor
>charge team at the top entrance first point
>knock your target and three more off the ledge
>your allies refuse to push and take the first point despite it being 5v2

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO I NEED TO FUCKING DO? WHY WON'T THEY TAKE THE FUCKING POINT

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What is this? A bug?

>>167001406
Look at the A icon over the objective and mash the F key

>>167001220
Make the enemy fear your 179 damage discord headshots.

>>167001406
Stop having 1100 MR shitter

>>167001406
Too afraid of dying/don't notice the kill feed.

>>167001447

Reaper is dead.

>>167001447

>You can call me deepthroat

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How does this work?

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>it's a "no one on my team can shoot down the pharmercy combo and I'm the only healer so I can't swap and do it myself" episode

>>167001513
gross

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>when you relfect Ana's sleep dart right back at her

>get placed in high Platinum on one account
>get placed in Silver on another

You can't tell me these placements are accurate.

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>>167001657

>>167001574
his circle spread is huge and comes out of the middle of the screen (in between the two guns)
the gun animation is just for flavor, same with tracer pistols.

Since Lucio got that much welcomed quality of life improvement how long will it be until Rein can crouch while shielding?

>>167001691
Love the French qt

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>>167001197
Point B on Hanamura, one of my favorite defense points, was where I had one of my worse beatings in the game. There entire team was pushing but we were keeping them at bay. All of a sudden we hear "its hiiigh noon" and all run behind our Reinhardt's shield. But that shit was a fucking trap. At that moment the enemy Sombra popped up from behind and emp'd us. The moment the shields went down their zarya surged us into a ball and that McCree got the easiest teamkill of his life

What will the next seasonal event be?

>>166979940

Maximum orb uptime for both discord and harmony.

Everything else is secondary except for sniping annoying Pharas til they switch.

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Talk about him that way again and I'll knock your damn head off.

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>>167001657
>when you reflect Zarya and Mei's Ultimates at the same time
>Dragonblade is ready

>>167001691
Normal skin Widowmaker with French clothes when?

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>>167001862

mardi gras

>what is the point of the windowed and boardless window if they can't even mouse capture and you go into your other screens?

>>166979940
I like playing Zen but he is a terrible solo healer. Discord orbs allow him to be played sort of agressively, but usually I just pop a tranquility orb on a nearby tank or whoever is close by. I don't try to keep the entire team at full health because it's simply not feasible.

>fucking genji mains that expect me to pocket the fuck out of them
>"Young student, you must learn to capture enemy health packs."

>>167000260

Either git gud at Rein or play another hero that's good for that particular map.

Is D.va wearing pantsu in her new skin then?

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>>167001803
>EMP activated!
>Team doesn't push
>They all have their Ultimates

>>167001610
>what is watergate
>what is the x-files
how old are you?

>>167000748
Phara's suit features a delicate velvetty padding that doesn't harm her womanhood, wearing underwear in a battle suit can be risky, the intense pressures from flight can cause the cloth to get awkwardly stuck in her orifices, nigga you don't want a wedgie when you're high in the sky and have a metal thong covering your stuff.

Bastion... well what else could he wear besides pixel panties

>>167002196
t. solo q who doesn't use voice chat and just spammed the z key thinking it was good enough to tell their team what they were going to do

>>167002228
What if someone made a reference to 70's tv to 90's you? Because that's what you just did.

>>167000493

Either stick to QP or play her as a proper flanker and assassinate supports.

Fucking flankers not flanking is cancer.

>>167002196
GET A MIC SILVER BOY -_-

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>>167001596
>Ana exists

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>>167002196
I know that feel. Pic related was me aa few weeks ago ironically also on point B on Hanamura

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>>167002294
>>167002228

>>167001803

Excellent tale.

>>166979940
It's possible, but far from efficient. You're asking to be stomped. Especially if your team is not made of Roadhogs/Meis or there's no Symmetra/Sombra to help.
Zen is better off adding damage and covering your main healer when they can't (such as your flankers).

Solo healer potential:
>Lucio on KOTH
>Mercy
>Lucio not on KOTH
>Ana
>Zenyatta

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>>167002284
It would be if you weren't retarded. I'm pretty sure when someone spams "My Ultimate is ready", "Attack the objective" and "Group up" that they're going to make a play and that we should try to capitalize on it. You've already lost if you can't put faith in your team.

I've had numerous matches where everyone was solo and we made big plays using the limited communication wheel and won.

>>166979387
Literally let them live and there's a second omnic crisis happening

Roadhog had the right idea

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>>167000832
>Use up my transcendence
>Nanoweeb comes immediately after
>Boot him instead

>>167002387
>Silver
Try Diamond
Also
>implying a mic is always needed

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>Play one of those rare matches where everybody on my team is good
>Now I'm afraid to queue again because I know the experience won't be the same

>>167002516

Lucio should always be on KOTH. Even if solo.

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>Blizzard matchmaking

>>167002835
why didn't you press the stay as team button?

I'm about to get a mic and no experience with game accessories
Who's a good brand?

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>the game will never not be an unresponsive piece of shit

>>167002914
Nobody does that, everybody leaves as soon as they see "victory".

>>167000137
>Pharah
Boosters fire straight up, sending Pharah down to the ground immediately
That's the only one I care about.

>>167002914
>stay as team
>get put against an actual six stack that are using mics and shit next game
>get raped

Is it viable to main Zen?

>>167002780
obviously you needed it if you couldnt coordinate with your team

this is a team game mics are needed

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>>167003004
>stay as a team
>in a 6-stack now
>next match
>against another 6-stack
>get absolutely steamrolled
>everybody leaves

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>playing Lucio on Nepal, on the map that's mostly indoors
>Mei gets hooked by the enemy roadhog into the side room just off the point
>somehow survives with very little hp and immediately goes into her ice block
>zoom in like a 5'3" superhero and boop the soldier and roadhog off her
>exits her ice block and runs out the door
>turn around to escape only to find that she walled me in there with them

>>167002914
it can be kind of awkward since you're put in a real group like if you're playing with friends
I still do it anyway when solo queuing just for the 20% bonus.

>>167003084
If you can aim.

I went to my friends house to see his new rig.

He has a 1440p g-sync monitor with a 165hz and a gtx 1080. Its running on max at like 200+ fps and it looks fucking amazing.

Its genuinely ruined my 60fps 60 hz experience.

>>167002892
> quickplay
Fuck off come back when you are vsing the top 500 as a 6 stack when you're team is clinically braindead and the life support machine to be pulled

>>167003004
in my experience the winning team almost always stays until the card screen
>>167003061
if the whole team wasn't in the voice chat at least listening it probably wasn't a good team

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>it's a "which part of 'Group up' don't you understand?" episode

>>167003159
Who should I main if I can't aim for shit?

>>167003114
god i hate shitty meis
Mei is one of my top heroes but having a mediocre Mei who doesnt actually know what to do with the wall or having a less than amazing Mei on attack is worse than the stupid fags who spam genji/hanzo

>>167002967
If you are not streaming or something then it doesn't matter. Just go to a store and pick up a $10 logitech mic or anything that looks decent and you will be fine.

Getting medals as Sombra is so fucking hard even if you're playing well and getting in really high impact hacks/emps, keeping health packs hacked and dealing damage in between those.

>>167002892
Got in a QP match where the rivals were above LV. 70 and had three guys in my team below 10 (two were LV. 1, dead serious). And we fucking won.

>>166977374
Nice but here's a better idea

>remove trashmouse from the game

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>ctf night market
>get slept and hit with a biotic grenade
>no healers on our team
>barely make it past enemy wall and die
>flag is lying there, our dva is fucking staring at, not getting on the elevating platform
>i respawn but by the time i get there they were already reclaiming it
Do people not know how to fucking play this simple ass game?

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I love Hana.

>2017
>Hanzo still fires whole redwoods

Really makes you think

>>167003282
symmetra

>>167003376
she will never love you

>>167003326
Was one of the level ones a Roadhog named Hunkrat

>>167003375
Same thing happened to me. I think I was Zen, Mercy, or Ana. I kept the junkrat who stole our flag in one spot for a solid 20-30 seconds and noone did shit after I died.
I get the most draws on the market place too, hate that map for CTF

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>>167003279
>team Rein says "Group up!"
>then proceeds to wander off the payload, charge off the bridge, and bitch about it in chat

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>>166977457
No way, fag.

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>-Yesterday on Dorado
>6 stack vs 6 stack
>game tied at 3-3
>One of our guys opologises profusely because he has to leave right before overtime.
>damn...its cool dude
>We are now 5v6
>attack first as Rein. We get 5 feet past first choke under the archway
>defense: switch to Symmettra because they went full 3 points their first attack.
>turrets at every turn
>non stop sexual assault on enemy Rien from behind
>use teleporter to make up for lost team member
>hold them to 2 feet before choke
>entire team: "FUCK YEAH!!"
.
>t. When greatest OW win of my life.

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>>167003279
>faggot spams group up
>other team has ults up
>our entire team gets wiped in the ult
>at least they wound have if I didn't flank while the other team pushed and killed their pharah before she sprayed her justice on our Zarya ulted team

>>167000270
Where's Ana?

>used to have %50 accuracy and raped faces as McCree
>stopped playing for half a year
>have %30 accuracy and suck ass even after a few days of warming up
Why?

>>167000270
>>167003787
If anything, Ana should be wearing the granny panties and Symmetra would be wearing regular briefs or something.

>>167003887
McCree's not meta anymore, bro

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In Polish, Tracer is called SMUGA (streak, stripe, line) and has her own song:

https://youtu.be/M0I6Pm6kZLs?t=256

>>167000270
>Tracer
>Tracer
>Junkrat because comp
>Tracer

>>167003887
>he still plays soldier lite

>>167003887
Muscle memory and shit goes away if you don't use it

I used to be a high level scout player almost a decade ago but not playing comp fps for so long has mean I've lost it all

>>167003931
fucking off mobababb

>>167003321
play to win, not for medals

you wont get as many kills on average as the more hardcore DPS/tanks

you wont get as many healing points as actual healers

you dont get points for blocking HP kits from enemies

you are a silent guardian. a watchful protector.

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>>166977982
I need more art of Mercy dominating Pharah.

>>167004079
Send that to Chu and complain about the fact we don't get a song.

And so complain about the fact that Soldier 76 keeps calling himself sexy in the Russian translation but we get none of it.

I want Phara-posters to _____post more Phara_____

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>>167000270
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

>Hanzo main on KOTH
>"muh gold elims"
Yeah that would be great if you could actually contest

>>167004224
A dark knight?

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>>167004296
Fareeha truly is the cutest.

>>167004079
Polish always makes me laugh because I'm also a slav and our languages are alike but it often sounds like they intentionally make mistakes.

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>>167004296
Ah yes, the Egyptian slut.

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Why does every healer except mercy have a meme costume

>>167004157
>Get game in August, like 76 because muh fps
>Do good with him, even in comp
>Everyone I play with and everyone on this general says just play McCree, he's better 76
>Get really good with McCree
>Now told to pick 76
>Still pick McCree because muh 2 shot
Blizzard needs to learn to balance their game, if two characters have the same job, they should be equally viable for it, but do it in different ways
Rainbow Six Siege has two characters to open reinforcements, both have healthy pick rates
It also had two characters to just break shit, both have healthy pick rates
Step it up Blizzard

>>167004494
You mean the Epyptian/Canadian slut

>>167004505
>zen
>meme costume
He just wears shorts and has his anal beads.

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>>167004267
Pretty sure that makes up most of their art

>>167004607
Leave her alone Rei!

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>>167003282

...or Lucio...also Rein.

All three of those take a bit of mental ninjitsu to truly excel though.

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>long hair
>whiskers
>bare legs
>cute victory pose and emote to go with it

This skin is perfection. So worth the wait.

>>167004371
hnnngggg more

>>167004505
>Mercy
>not a meme costume

I wonder if nobody advised her during the construction of the suit that it was quite over the top.

Just compared her outfit with any of the origin skins of the original Overwatch members (Ana, Soldier, Rein, Torb, Reyes) and it stands out for its ridiculousness. Even when lined up against McCree, Tracer and Genji

>Reinhardt got the Diablo 3 monk skin but Zenyatta didn't

The king is alright but the monk would have fit his theme better.

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>>167004607

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>>167004296
Here you go

>>167004165
It's might be just that.
I'm also wondering if the antidepressants I've started taking in the interim are affecting my aim and reaction time.

>>167003292
>spam Genji/Hanzo

What?

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>>167004746
Google 'Stefania Ferrario'

>>167004837
Antidepressants can make you less sharp. When I was on a higher dose of venlafaxine for anxiety I was super foggy headed sometimes. Even now on a low dose I know I'm still not 100% as quick as I used to be.

Why the FUCK is mystery heroes in the brawl rotation? If I wanted to play the worst mode in the game, I would just queue for it.

>>167003748
I'm spamming group up because you faggots keep mindlessly trickling into the objective and giving them Ult charge.

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Roadhog needs to be more cynical towards Zarya when she says she'll save her country from the Omnics

>want to play Winston
>get one-shotted by the mandatory Hog on the other team
God fuck that hero so much

>>167001509
>don't notice the kill feed.

is that still off by default?

>>167005043
Stop posting this fanfic trash. Roadhog is a dehumanized murderer and Junkrat is an carnage obsessed psychopath

>>167001778
>liking french niggers

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>>167005043
Do...Something with Roadhog.

Whole lot of untapped potential for lore and character with him, but they've got the mysterious stranger vibe going on right now

>>167001669
>You can't tell me these placements are accurate.

you're a low to maybe mid gold player at best. You got a 2nd account and went all try hard in QP. Yet QP is now a waste land of 1/2 trying shitter team comps etc.

so you did WAY better and that helped you get a better placement into plat. Yet if you were really a plat level player you would be winning in silver and getting out... and you know it.

>>167005073
Not on console

Some people on Reddit say the keep it disabled, for some reason.

>>167005095
Roadhog has one or two lines showing he isn't fat Reaper

>Mm... Pretty place. Be a shame to have to kill someone here.

>Only thing you can count on in this broken world.

>Thanks for noticin' me.

>>167002914

I never stay if we have a Hanzo/Genji/Widow even if we'll win.

They will end up costing you more wins than not, in the long run.

>>167005354
What a deep and introspective look into a murdering psychopath

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>>167001406
>initiate the fight with a 6-man zarya ult
>my entire team dies over the course of five seconds completely out of vision while i'm sitting in the middle of the enemy team

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>Someday I'm just gonna leave you.

What did he mean by this

>defend on kings row
>rein about to die at choke so I pop transcendence and let his barrier regenerate
>enemy ults at the point behind us and my team run away
>two already critical and ult ready
>follow the group of 4 to heal thinking rein can handle it
>he abandons the choke and chases a mcree up the stairs left of the choke and dies
Was I wrong to leave rein?

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>>167005220
Nice try, but no. I'm platinum on my try hard, main account. I've been mid to high platinum since the beginning of the season. I can barely win any games on my secondary, silver account because people keep tilting and throwing the game. It's sad when Genji has gold medals in everything except healing and gets PotG nearly every time but still loses.

>>167005463
Not denying that he's a murdering psychopath
But his backstory gives him the potential to have more interactions. He got kicked out of his home, lead a guerilla war against the Omnics and unleashed a nuclear explosion in the Outback.

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[Longest Yeah Boi ever]

>>167005354
Yes, conveniently ignore 90% of his dialogue that contradict this

>>167005694
I thought I read that name wrong at first but I guess not

>>167005038

Playing as Rein solo Q's often refuse to group up at the spot to flank. So on 2cp attack if the team has no mics I will go Symmettra and set us a teleporter at the proper flanking position.

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>Ana
>sombra and genji double team me
>kill them both
>Sombra types "WOW" in chat
>they never bother me the rest of the match and we win because of it

>>167005634
>Genji main
Whew boy

>>167005741
I edited it in paint because I'm too much of a sperg to let /vg/ know my IGN

>>167005825
It doesn't really matter if they do, they need the code after it to add you or whatever

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>>167004296

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>>167005825
Well shit, I can see that now.

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>>167005780
That happens a lot when I'm playing Mercy.
Tracer or Genji or McCree corner me and I pull out my pistol and manage to pop them, and I can see how nervous they are to attack me the rest of the game, even though it was just a fluke.

>>167005694
go away, tucker

>>167005885
It's not so much that as it is I don't want people recognizing my name and being like DUDE I KNOW YOU FROM THE /vg/ GENERAL

>>167006029
you don't want to associate yourself with us? What did we do

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>Instalock Genji
>2 others wait and lock DPS
>No Rein or tank for that matter
>Bite the bullet and go Rein
>2 mins of no killing and no one being behind me
>Fuck it go Genji
>Get behind and rape Ana, Lucio and 76
>We finally push
>The other DPS goes tanks afterwards
>Win

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>fucking Boostioed as ana twice in the same game
Just end me. We won regardless, but still.

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>Buy Zarya's gold gun after S1, have enough points for 2nd since end of S2
>Still can't decide what to buy

>>167005927

As a Rein main I once lost a 1v1 against a Mercy with a pistol. I had her dead to rights and everything.

She even said hello as she killed me. It was the most humiliating moment of my life.

....never again.

>>167005095
Wow that's some head canon there bub, You gonna get mad when they show them being silly, fun, and nice to people? Because that's where they are headed.

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>>167006084
It's incredibly uncomfortable when people reveal their powerlevel especially when it comes to 4chan. It's not that I dislike the general, it's more that I know there's a few faggots here who don't have the sense to keep it quiet.

I'm kinda blogging at this point so let's just leave it at that

>>167006210
OH THERE'S NO STOPPIN' ME NOW

>>167005820
Nice counter argument.
I don't use him all the time, especially since I get people mad enough to switch to heroes that counter him.

WHY ARE ALL GRAND MASTERS SHIT TANK SPAMMERS
NONE CAN FUCKING AIM WHAT'S THE DEAL BLIZZARD? WHAT DO THEY HAVE OF GRAND OR MASTER IF THEY CANT AIM?????
4000 IS ELO HELL

Why is McCree so satisfying to play.

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>>167006229
>buying gold shit ever

>play some qp
>lose 10 games in a row
>every single team is jam pack full of retards
>teams full of attack snipers
>endless attack bastions, torbs and symmetras
>nobody playing anything but dps
>nobody doing anything together

fucking worthless degenerates

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does anyone know the doujin this is from?

>>167006229

>been tryharding and saving up enough for golden hammer
>finally get it
>never use it.

>>167000270
>widowmaker
>widowmaker
>ana
>widowmaker

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>be mercy
>walking back from spawn
>run into enemy reaper trying to flank
>we start shooting at each other
>he goes all ghosty to close the gap
>the next 90 seconds are mess of jumping, punching, holding left click, and general fuckery
>eventually punch him to death with 1 hp left
>mfw we both spent almost two minutes trying to kill each other

>>167006229
Do you have no idea at all or did you narrow it down to a list of a few

Do you stereotype different heroes players

>>167006538
>someone picks Attacker Widowmaker on my team
>we lose, he doesn't really contribute much other than Ulting
>get matched with him again, this time he's on the other team
>literally destroys us with Attack Widowmaker on King's Row, he even gets POTG

The fuck man, why are good Widow's never on my team.

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>tfw have been using the same battletag since battletags came out
>don't like it anymore
>don't want to use my 1 time change thing because I'm worried I'll regret whatever I change it to some point down the line

>>167006471
Chaining headshots and knowing you outskilled someone is always fun

>>166982420
Never just like WoW

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>>167006210
>mfw i caught three nano boosts as lucio in one game and the ana got progressively angrier each time

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Overwatch lego when?

>>167006560
Yes

>>167006623
genji hanzo widow: young xx420xx retard who wear hat when playing

rein: good looking, normal people

junkrat reaper bastion: too young or too stupid to know what the fuck they are doing

sym torbj: LOL I TROLL U XDXDXD teenager with minecraft shirt

>>167006773
you'll have to settle for mega bloks

>>167006778
Anyone else notice Pharah becoming more popular on here.

>>167006538

..I know that feel man.

The only way I can get through a full match of QP without tilting are the utter retardedness of it all is telling myself that this is where these people belong, not comp. And not to worry about the outcome and to concentrate of warming up my reflexes.

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>>167006679
>tfw changed my battletag to what i thought was a stupid pun
>tfw its apparently a girly name
>tfw everyone thinks im a girl because i main support
>tfw i roll with it and have made almost 100 friends since, most of them actual girls

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>>167006902
Possibly, but there's also some vocal Pharahfags that have been here for quite a while.

>>167006902
>Pharah becoming more popular
Has she ever been unpopular? There's been constant Pharah posting from day 1.

>>167006623
they're all australians to me

>>167007017
Nah not at the level it is now, even /v/ unanimously loves Pharah while every other girl has dropped off, especially Mercy.

>>167007010
>cuts out right before she gets rekt by a 76

>>167006869
>rein

autstic refugee who has no friends

>>167006538
Hey man i won a few matches just last night with and Attack Bastion shielded by his Rein friend and another with Symm on attack. Her barrier is good and shield generator is a good boost. She also shits on most of the cast.

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>>167006679
You're better off taking the ten bucks to change it back and spending it on loot boxes instead

In fact you shouldn't waste any time and buy those loot boxes right now

>>167007089
she's delicious brown though

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>>167006679
i changed my battletag to "iii" because it looks cool and mysterious.

i should have used uppercase letters tho

>>166977403
Bait, but it's confirmed that the Sleep dart is at the same speed as hog's hook

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>put in a team of weird eastern europeans
>play hogger because it would be benefitial for the team comp
>they say switch of hog and dont heal me
>they are always having the rein shield broken because they are up in the face of the enemy

>>167006718
>outskilled

lol no. As someone who abused the Brute nova colt in Tribes and McCree now, hitscan, no recoil and no spread weapons are ridiculous.

>>167006460
>muh skill
>muh aim
>muh headshotz

Driving a team to victory in a team game is more important than just being able to click on heads. The best Widow player in the world will lose if she doesn't get on the point in overtime

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>>167007089
Mercy is in a relationship, so a lot of people jumped ship.
And Widowmaker seems like she's still too in love with Gerard.

Lost one placement, won another

How can I solo queue to grandmaster as lucio or ana?

>>167003321
Protip: stop wasting time on healthpacks. Your team wouldn't need them if they actually had six players present for team fights.

Getting medals as Sombra is actually insanely easy due to how spammy her gun is and how quickly you can reposition to get lines of fire on enemies, but you wouldn't know that because you're too busy playing grabass with the medpacks.

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>It's another Hanzo main keeps messaging me to join a party but I ignore him episode.

>>167007151
Oh wow I didn't even know you could pay to get your battletag changed. I completely missed that. I thought you were still completely 100% stuck with your name till Blizzard decided to give out another free change like how it used to be.

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>>167006902
Pharah has been my waifu ever since the game came out. I always thought her face was very beautiful, and I like the "space egypt" theme (Stargate, Unreal Tournament) + quake-like gameplay. She was less popular I think because she was always shown in a suit. She was never shown out of suit even in the game's comics and lore until recently. Also delicious brown and 5'11

>>167007382
It's fairly new, was added last September
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20285860/paid-battletag%C2%AE-changes-now-available-9-16-2016

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>>167006679
>he doesn't have a empty battletag

>>167007558
how

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yo I picked this game up around christmas and wtf is this matchmaking/ranking system?

I played up to diamond and it felt ok gaining/losing 20-30sr per match. seemed about where I should be.
then over the last weekend I went on a winstreak getting 50sr/win and ended up in master. felt good at first but now I'm either stuck playing Ana all day erry day or I have to get on a losing streak and ruin a bunch of games to get back to a reasonable rating for me. I'm happy I got this high for points and all but this system is fucked. can't even queue with my friend anymore.

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Why couldn't our lord and savior Todd Howard have been the developer instead of Autistic Jeff?

>>167007652
>sombra

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>suck my feminine dick

wat do?

>>166977460
What are the VLs?

how the fuck do i carry myself upwards in comp, i shit gold medals every game but still end up with some retarded team and lose, how am i supposed to win. Ive tried playing tanks, ive tried playing dps, and ive tried playing healers. I get multiple medals in all of them, and yet ive lost 600 rating in 2-3 days.

>>167007841
gladly

>>167006773
There's only like three heroes that would even require construction. You can reverse engineer that and order the parts pretty easily, too.

Why doesn't Tracer reload her gun during melee if she does the same motion anyway?

>>167007939
Just because you're getting gold medals it doesn't mean that you're doing well. Just that you're doing better than the rest of your shit team.

>>167007939
The only way you'll luck into a win is if the enemy team is even more retarded

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>>167007841
Are you implying you would have a choice?

>>167007841
I doubt it's very feminine desu

>>167008007
when tracer "reloads" she's reversing time on her bullets, she can't do that and attack at the same time

I haven't played this game this season 1, I got to 65, what's that in these new rankings?

>>167007841
>n-no you

who else /tiredofreinandlucioeverygame/ here?

>>167007939
The key is playing with a dependable team. So basically we solo-queue nolifers are fucked.

I just want to have fun, but every time I try to have fun my teammates in comp sperg out at me despite my 3 gold medals.

How can I have fun and ignore my autistic teammates?

>>167008285

fun = QP & arcade

>>167007187
Unrelated, but damn. So close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knAXCCWC404

>>167008285
>fun
>in comp