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Sneaky snax edition
Virtus.Poop vs ASStralis now in the grand finals
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet only what you can afford to lose and most importantly: always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://www.vakarm.net/files/aks/Cash_Csgo_Vakarm_Final.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847
>Ranks & Stats
MM rank distribution: https://csgosquad.com/ranks
Pro player stats: http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
Pro team ranking: http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
HUD modification: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
Custom fonts: http://fonts.spddl.de/
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E [Embed]
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no medals
not the biggest prize pool
bad computers
bad hotels
no/small crowd
bad/small venue
there is nothing to be amazed of("wow!")
this is not a major but "EL season 3"
it doesnt feel special (major) at all
Valve need to step up a lot to host majors(not just Majors by name) again.
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3 min break? wtf
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VP is reddit
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>>166913307
Denmark
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>bo3 final
>american cringe
>small empty arena
>nuke
>anders and cummler
>no NiP
>no Vega
>permanent ads on stream
>shit stream quality
>constant technical issues
>people freely allowed to cheat
Worst major in the history of majors.
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"WE CAN PLAY ALL MAPS" - Danish guy with a bowlhead cut and a very small cock
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>>166913392
this is on tv right now
commercials
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DENMARK NIGGERS GETTING SLAIN BY THE BASED WHITE SLAVS
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>>166913392
need to spam ads every 20 min
welcome to america
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>>166913381
I too watched the interview with taz
>>166913396
HAHAHAHAHA
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VP is the only team that can come even near Na'Vi as the most autistic team to root for.
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>>166913419
>he dislikes Nuke
>he wants Reddit in Pyjamas
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>>166913381
>this is not a major but "EL season 3"
According to players this has been worse than the eleague seasons, so obviously valve's involvement this week has ruined this tournament.
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>>166913462
Biceps :DDDDD
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lolbab here, is NA any good in this game?
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>>166913379
>hasn't even been in here for longer than an year
hello reddo
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rate my breakfast
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>device stopped defusing and cost them the round
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fuck off newfag /pol/tards the whole site isn't /pol/ stop leaking out of your containment board and shitting up other boards with pointless shit
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Quick reminder that if you aren't a slav and support VP can you please go back to leddo
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MAPS?
DID WE GET DUST2?
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>>166913356
yeah but is he pooping his pants yet
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>tfw I just enjoy watching the grand finals because no SK in it
We've already won Bois, just be happy watching some cs
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>>166913540
nuke
overpass
train
hltv.org
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>>166913525
>what are thoooooose
>>166913540
Nuke - VP, Overpass - Astralis, Train - decider
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>>166913419
>>permanent ads on stream
>>shit stream quality
>>people freely allowed to cheat
>talking shit on America when he doesn't have an adblocker, good internet or freedom of speech
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>>166913540
Astralis is
Nuke
Overpass
Train
gonna win
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>>166913591
oh my god train is so shit
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>Eleague Season has $1m prizepool
>Eleague "Major" has $1m prizepool
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>>166913584
this, also no swedes
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It will be so funny when Astralis wreck the slavnigger anus.
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I got a drop in nuke
is this worth extra being from the grand final
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I'm not even mad.
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>>166913508
absolute garbo
have to import players to perform
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>>166913535
>tfw youre a slav and support VP
>nobody can send yoy back to plebbit
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>Livestreamer not Streamlink
>Chatty is now located on GitHub
Do they ever update this links for this?
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>Dota 2 major has 3 mil base prize pool.
>csgo major has 1.
lmao.
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>>166913615
Wrong website buddy
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>>166913595
The ads are as an overlay on the stream itself you dumb nigger, you can't block them. People are blatantly cheating, and the stream is 720p with ow bitrate.
Stupid redditor piece of trash.
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>>166913615
Don't worry mate, VP will 2-0 it for you
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pasha?
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>>166913534
>everyone i dont like is /pol/
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>>166913508
Unlike in League of past few years, NA teams will have spikes in performance and actually win big tournaments, challenge top teams, etc. Unfortunately these are all streaky one offs, but its better than in league.
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I hate the normies on Astralis so god damn much
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>arby's
>snickers
>BUFFALO WILD WINGS
never change america
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>xyp3x microhacks
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SUPA
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>>166913716
glaive has such a punchable face
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>cant see audience number because of the dumb fucking overlay
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>>166913307
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>>166913535
IVAN THINKS IS WHITE LUL
>BEING POOR AND LIVING IN A HELLHOLE IS COOL BOYS
GET FUCKED SLAVNIGGER
LUL
POLAND IS 3RD WORLD GET LOST YOU LITERAL NIGGER
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>pasha...
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>>166913750
the fact that he's cocky as fuck doesn't help
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>>166913750
He looks like the guy who stole my gf
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>>166913419
e"""""sports""""" fans are massively cucked and go out of their way to advocate bringing in more adverts because they believe it somehow effects them whether someone playing a game makes minimum wage or not
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>>166913680
How does someone cheat while there in person? They don't use their own computers just their own settings.
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>just in a nig of time
semmler?
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>>166913767
it's 600k atm
literally dead
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>>166913810
if a guy like that managed to steal your gf i've got some bad news lads
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>>166913841
Kill yourself, retard.
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>>166913781
>I'm a slav
Turks (Germans) gotta go >>>/r/leddo
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>Pooland getting fucked
Tell me, how does it feel?
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>>166913862
at least i had a gf
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>>166913680
>overlay on the stream itself
>People are blatantly cheating
>ow bitrate
you're literally an illiterate autistic schizophrenic
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>>166913880
That's not an answer. Are they on drugs or something?
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>>166913942
but now what
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>>166913917
damn he is good
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>>166913716
>normies
VP has the most normies excluding Snax because he is obese and Byali because he looks like a school shooter, Astralis has 5 autistic guys in it, how the fuck are they normies?
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Dead game
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>>166913976
It is an answer. Kill yourself.
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v p v p v p v p
p
v
p
v
Let' fuckings go
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>observing on nuke
it's always such a shitfest
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>>166913984
delete this
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>>166913917
>180
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>>166913976
>drugs
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Can anders find a better duo already.
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>>166913984
I have a gf (male) im much happier
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>suddenly 1 million stream/gotv viewers today
did valve buy 300k viewbots?
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dotabab here
when are the cs majors and when is the CS TI?
It's pretty entertaining to watch but not play.
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the observer is uncomfortable with Nuke.
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>>166914069
they deserve each other
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>>166914043
You seem like a nice person.
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Post goo music.
Go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
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is it me or has the observer lost an unusual amount of kills this event?
it feels like we are speccing a guy on the other end of the map when kills happens
>inb4 just watch it ingame fag
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Name 1 good reason to host another major tournament in NA after they've proven time and time again that they're incapable of producing a good atmosphere
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>>166913974
>anime
Opinion dismissed.
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Poolanders, tell me, how does it feel?
I mean, living in a 3rd world hellhole, wont win the major, struggling to live?
Don't worry, if you pray enough maybe you will live in a 1st world country on the next life.
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>>166914091
Valve has hated the CS community since it shunned Source
So there is no TI
And Valve just let other companies put their name to Majors
t. go- and dotard
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>>166914091
No TI. Majors irregularly unless Valve has some majore reform announcements after this one (there have been hints/teasing that there could be some announcements happening after this major)
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>>166914115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpTOAS1Vgg
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>>166914069
anders is also shit though. maybe semmler's overwhelming shittiness has clouded this fact, but it remains true.
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How did everyone do?
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>>166914091
Hi, welcome! We don't have an International, just like Dota now that 90% of your player base isn't allowed to enter the US anymore. Cheers!
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Retire please pasha
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>>166914180
Yea stuck in silver as well. Have VP for the win, but will max out below 75
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>The City of Rifles
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>>166914112
You seem like a stupid redditor.
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>>166914195
What can a person do after retiring in esports?
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watching from the hospital lads im so happy its on tbs
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>>166914151
Snickers shill
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>>166914168
doubt theres going to be an announcement soon, they cancelled the all star game.
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>>166914143
Where do you think you are idiot?
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Even if VP manage to win this map, there's no way they'll win the next two.
The Australis autists are just too much.
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>buy
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>>166914120
Yeah the observer is shit, I bet its that girl
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>>166914243
is it on tv in america?
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REMINDER TO BUY PISTOLS WHEN THE OTHER TEAM BUYS RIFLES
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>based danes retiring the only good Pooland team
DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE WHITE
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WTF WAS THAT LMAO
THE MOST BLATANT WALLHACK THING EVER SEEN
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>>166913841
low fov aimbot doesnt require a key press, it fixes the spray for you if you're aiming close enough to someone
aimkey on the other hand, requires a key press or specific conditions to aim on someone
both are undetectable even with the most advanced anticheats
the easiest way to prevent this, is to have all pcs cut off the internet (10 blank steam accounts that only have csgo installed and downloaded on that pc) and make all players use the exact same mice and keyboards
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>>166914236
How often do you use that "insult"?
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TAZ THE BAZ
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>>166914298
yes. the TBS station is broadcasting ELEAGUE
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>>166914248
hi daddy
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I surely do love watching this exciting game while enjoying a healthy, peanut-filled chocolate goodness that is Snickersâ„¢! Remember to go to the nearest store between games to pick up world's favourite snack to get the full enjoyment out of the final.
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How are danes so good at english ?
Anders' accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
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A LITERAL NECKBEARD
The absolute state of Amerifats
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>>166914317
noted
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>tfw csgo
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>Kjärbyes microhack malfunctions
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I'm starting to dislike sniggers.
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>>166914276
Non in an institution for the mentally challenged.
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gimme the spiciest meme you got
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great molotov
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>>166914354
thats p cool
>>166914373
he has a degree in english
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>>166914248
Wait a minute.
This guy gets >10k per month and still does livestreams in which he begs for money?
That is cheap man.
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>>166914373
>Anders' accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
No.
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>>166914373
learn it in school, but he 100% has a noticeable accent.
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>>166914373
he was an english major danes are cucks
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>buy pistols
>win
>buy rifles
>lose
gugurts??
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>>166914373
>literally indistinguishable from english native accent
literally not if you're actually english, it sounds obviously danish
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>>166914373
>Anders' accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
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>>166914373
He studied English and his job is literally to speak english
Also
>Anders' accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
kek
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>DINK
>9HP
what a waste
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>>166914352
As often as you need to shitpost.
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why are your gf bo3?
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>>166914414
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>>166914397
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>>166914397
that looks comfy but damn jw's gf is ugly
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>ebin biceps xDDD
>le sportsmanship cap wearing bald man
>fat guy named snax
VP is literally the team designed for redditors.
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>>166914397
Nice pigs bro!
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>>166914373
>indistinguishable from english native accent
((((you))))
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>>166914408
literally an illiterate autistic schizophrenic
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>>166914550
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>>166914520
The irony is I'm probably not the same person you think I am.
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>>166914623
Literally stay mad, degenerate.
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>>166914594
Fuck off reddo.
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How are swedes so good at english?
GeT_RiGhT's accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
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>>166914578
idk, that pige is pretty good looking by pig standards.
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>>166914520
>shitposters shitposting about other shitposts
Quality general
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>>166914594
Hello, reddit.
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>>166914679
ik hearing him talk is pure yoy
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>>166914679
95% of all fins speak english.
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>semmler
>some mysterious origin of part french and american
>handsome
>polite
>well spoken
>helped 2gd through his crippling depression in sweden
why do people hate this guy again
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>>166914594
reddit false flag ladies and gents
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>>166914653
The irony is that you're a retarded redditor that hands out free you's.
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>Literally getting a crowd of autists to cheer for your brand
hmm
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>finals
>BO3
UHHHHHHHHHHHH?
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>americans are so cucked by corporate theyre giving away their own clothes to people who advertise a company they have no affiliation with
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>>166914743
Finn mongos have nothing to do with swedish english desu senpai.
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How are brazilians so good at english?
Fallen's accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
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>>166914662
Stay triggered neckbeard xD
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How are autists so good at english?
Thorin's accent is literally indistinguishable from english native accent.
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>>166914269
I don't think that matters.
Also valve sort of confirmed in the gaben Q&A that there wont be a one big "source 2" patch, but rather CS:GO''s equivalent of Source 2 update comes, and has been coming for some time now, in small patches (map reskins, gun sounds, models, hitbox updates, etc)
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>>166914853
Thorin is English I think.
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>>166914850
>xD
Whatever helps you sleep at night, assmad redditor.
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>le ebin reddo meme where everyone repeats a popular comment but with their own personal twist X-DDDD
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>>166914763
I just genuinely want you to be a nicer person.
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>>166914789
the state of marketing in the current year
going to college to incite retards on the internet to make a meme out of your product
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why do I want to stick glaves head in a toilet
not even a slav
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>>166914869
all star games are how vavle likes to announce things, see TI, MLG, that last dota major
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>>166914839
kek normie
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>>166914891
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>danes
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UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOCARTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
incredible
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TAZ THE MADMAN
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>>166914853
>>166914839
>>166914679
is this a beautiful epic beginning of a mememememememememee
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>>166914930
because you are a good person and no matter what he looks like coming out of there he will have a better haircut
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>spend $20k
>lose
>spend $0
>win
NICE
GAME
GOTARDS
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>usps vs aks
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>>166914936
alchemist joked about a possible video.
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What's up with all of these amerifats dabbing?
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>BUY PISTOLS
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>>166914958
nice pepe bro ;)
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>>166914904
welcome to nu-4chan
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>b r
>l
>b p
>w
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How are americans so good at being fat?
American person is literally indistinguishable from a pig.
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>be gla1ve
>get 4 kills
>I'm the best captain in the world!!!
>throw the next round because you're too busy masturbating
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Who the fuck is observing this tournament? I swear they miss 70% of the kills
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>>166914906
I just genuinely want you to shut the fuck up and go back to tumblr.
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Feels like everyone has gotten worse rather than VP gotten better.
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>>166915014
>Snax
>Coldzera
>JW
>Dosia
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why are csgo babs obsessed with viewer count
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>only polish flags visible
oh right, denmark banned their flag, because nationalism is bad
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>>166915021
Nuke is the worst and hardest map to observe.
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polen strenk ;DD
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WOOP WOOP YEAH GO GENERATE SOME FAKE HYPE AMERIGOYIM BECAUSE THIS STADIUM IS COMPLETELY DEAD WOOP
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4 USPS
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>tfw devices last name is literally reddo
ummmm,,...goturds?
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How are Indians so good at shitting on the streets?
Indian person is literally indistinguishable from a dog.
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How the fuck did navi lose again?
Like this is fucked up
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>>166914998
because they accidentally showed valve working on dust in their last one. nothing is coming soon.
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>dabbing
when will this meme die
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>>166915071
can you keep pol out of this topic for another couple minutes please
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WHY THE FUCK DID I BET FOR FOR ASSTRALIS WTF MY SKINES
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>>166915024
I feel sorry for you, anon. I hope you figure out your mental issues.
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>>166915085
>being this buttflustered all the time
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>>166915085
it's packed.
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>>166914897
How much you losing there danecuck? :)
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>>166915120
this was some 2 weeks before the major
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>>166915184
I hope you stop being a retarded nu-male one day.
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>>166915195
That makes it worse
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>>166915021
On Nuke it's hard to look at the map and quickly analyse whether a duel is about to happen due to the layers
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>>166915167
ITS NOT TOO LATE TO TAKE YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR SKINES!
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does anyone know if you'll be able to whip up a thai beef in between maps
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>>166915102
indistinguishable from your dad lol
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>>166915195
Filled to the last seat!
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based neo
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Hey guys wanna hear a joke?the danes
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>>166915196
Not losing anything, because VP are winning, stupid redditor.
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VEEEE PEEEEE
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I can't wait for the inevitable Danish bottle job
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ez pz 2bh
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How are slavs so good at being shit?
Pasha is literally indistinguishable from a silver elite.
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>>166915120
>"accidentally"
They had to show footage of devs working and because csgo devs clearly arent working on shit, they opened up map editor on the first map that popped up and called it a day
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>>166915298
That joke was so bad it's not even good anymore.
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>DANES ARE NOW CRYING WITH THEIR PSYCHOLOGISTS
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POST THAT FANFACE WHEN ASTRALIS LOSE TO FUCKING USP's
pSYCHOLOGIST MY ASS, FUCKING DANES, MY FUCKING M9 FUCK YOU
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>>166915215
If believing that does so, I hope so too.
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>>166915290
take a new pic in overtime, not during a break lad.
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>>166915167
What a boring game. I'm out
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>>166915298
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>>166915274
Butt mad Indian detected.
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>it's a Xyp9x loses a clutch episode
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>>166915340
sometimes he hits some amazing shots, he's just mentally crippled
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VIRTUS PRO
LETS FUCKING GO
ONE MORE MAP
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>>166915375
I don't believe in hopeless degenerates like you though.
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>>166915302
>pretending to like reddit team
>reddior
it's ok friend
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>>166915395
t. Piotr Perovich
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>>166915378
it was when the first game began
and i would take a new pic, but they stopped doing panning shots when they realised nobody came
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>>166915363
Danes ≠American Hillary supporters.
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>>166915475
Enjoy your loss autistic anime loser.
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>>166915461
That's too bad then.
>>
Map 1
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>>166915557
What am I losing lol? You've already lost your mind! xD
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>Thoorin making any excuse up,
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>>166915567
It is, I'm sorry for your parents.
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>we will never get a GODSENT vs SK final with /ourguys/ winning in a 1v1 overtime clutch by Pige against Fallen
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C A P A C I T Y C R O W D
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WOW I SURE CANT WAIT FOR 10 2 MINUTE COMMERCIALS WITH 2 MINUTES OF GOLD NOVAS SPEAKING IN BETWEEN
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>>166913307
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>>166915629
cool filename
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>chokestralis
it
keeps
happening
>>
DEGENERATES BTFO
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>>166915668
Me too.
>>
How is Thorin so good at sucking Device's balls?
Thorin is literally indistinguishable from an STD filled prostitute.
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What are you guys getting into today?
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>>166915636
>xD
hello reddo
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>>166915582
does this count twitch numbers or what? cause steam stats say 780k are playing csgo right now it total
>>
Dr. Pawel?
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>>166915782
I'm getting into your mom. If you know what I mean.
>>
>>166915782
>all this shit just to watch csgo
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>>166915782
Brown sugar tastes better in your mouth than up your nose.
>>
>>166915692
Really helps you understand why another major tournament is behind hosted in a B-tier region
>>
>>166915741
Do them a favor and kill yourself then.
>>
>>166915724
average_redditor.png
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>>166915837
twitch numbers and possibly youtube numbers.
>>
script needs VP to lose
guarantee you ASStralis win this for maximum hype xd
>>
Is csgo the only game that's still going to be just as popular in 1-2 years? Seems like everything else is dying somehow
>>
>another break
this is shit
>>
>>166915582
>kjaerbye the statpadder
>>
Who is the one vp player who looks like a 40 year old metalworker?
>>
>>166915996
it's less popular than it was a couple of years ago
>>
>>166915809
You said it again haha XD
>>
>>166915996
>dotes
>dying
>>
Why is csgo so dead during a major? comparing this to d2g where we fill 1 thread under 1 hour during a major. Im asking this cuz they have like 3x more viewers on twitch
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>>166915816
>>
>>166915837
twitch, youtube, probably non-official streams with different language casters, GOTV, spectators etc.
>>
A DEAGLE?
>>
>>
>>166916047
get_right
>>
>>166915996
It's because csgo is the only game that is actually fun to watch.
>>
>>166916074
>they have like 3x more viewers on twitch
that's because of free hats
>>
>>166916107
underdoged joke
>>
Is csgo the only game where cheating at a professional level is always going to be common? Seems like everything else doesnt have cheaters somehow
>>
reminder that danes are subhuman scum
t. not swedish
>>
>>166916107
How is it possible that someone who's reflexes aren't working anymore is playing at a major final?
>>
>>166915985
>Crowd's team needs to lose
How much?
>>
>>166916047
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/TaZ
no beard on these pictures
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>>166916074
this thread is on life-support, there are literally no regulars. also, 99% of the community are redditors so they shitpost over there I'd guess.
>>
>>166916074
Nothing to talk about.
It's all the same shit every time and this time it's even worse since production is shit and only reddo teams are playing.
>>
>>166915996
>cs
>not dying
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>>166916069
MLG has the current viewership record, this is pretty close though. (MLG was 1.6 mill)
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>>166915925
You took longer than I thought to suggest that.
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>>166916186
methamphetamine
>>
>>166916181
Why? I've always thought Danes are based.
>>
>le funny twitch meme :D
Why?
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Is there no all star match this major?
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>>166916092
>giving yourself free (you)s
LITERALLY AUTISTIC SCHIZOPHRENIC LMAO
>>
Why is NiP so likeable?
>>
>>166916258
Why would you expect more from reddit: the country?
>>
Lmao at gotards actually thinking that LoL and DotA will ever die
>>
>>166916242
I already knew you were slow in the head, didn't need to prove it for me.
>>
>>166916175
overwatch is infested with cheats, but then again
>overwatch
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>>166916336
>>
>>166916336
reddo bait (You)
>>
>>166916261
Snickers all star match presented to you by snickers.
>>
>>166916257
most danes I've dealt with online were absolute cancer, especially the children
>>
>>166916248
That's actually a good point.
How does someone check if their are on drugs to boost their focus? Do they do drug tests in esports?
>>166916257
Danes are based.
>>
jesus christ thorin, this biaseness
>>
>to lose
lmoa
>>
>>
Can the audience see the banners too?
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>>166916429
They do but only for adderal
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>>166916074
I like to discuss sheever's legs during dota majors, there are no respectable legs in csgo community
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>>166916440
>having an opinion
>bias
um
>>
>>166916429
>Do they do drug tests in esports?
I sure hope not
>>
>>166916362
league is fukkin ded m8
>>
>>166916429
RL mentioned in one of his vids that ESL and other orgs have regular drug tests now after adderall shitfest couple of years ago.
It's probably why cloud 9 is no longer relevant
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Great production gotards lmao
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>>166916257
I've met danes irl. I'm beta nerd but those guys made me look like alpha male. They are not bad people though. They are just cucks.
>>
>>166916482
and holograms?
>>
>>166916368
I'm curious how the satisfaction you take from this back and forth feels like for you.
>>
glorious defuse
>>
Here's the start of the Danish bottle job
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>D A N E S
>>
OUTFUCKINGPLAYED
>>
THAT FUCKING DEFUSE SON
>>
hold the fucking line taz
damn
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>>166916606
I'm not curious about you at all.
>>
Why are VP games always so good?
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>>166916469
>>
>>166916587
c u t e
>>
CHOKESTRALIS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
2-0 vp?
I think it'll be down to the wire like the first map
>>
>vp won a pistol round
gg danes
>>
nice pistols balance gotards
>>
>>166916704
Thanks for the you.
>>
i just woke up gotards
was the first game good
>>
WHAT UP NOW SLAVS WOOOOOOOOO
>>
What the fuck. He so fucking heard the crowd then when he turned around.
>>
>dupreeh trying to carry these other failure danecucks
>>
>>166916845
It was nuke, I think thats enough information
>>
>>166916845
it was nuke so no
>>
>danes literally shaking
why are nu-males so much like liberal women?
>>
>>166916845
Dude buy pistols and rush b lmao
>>
what if you have a really weird shaped head/ears and headphones didn't fit you?
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>>166916801
You'll need to get mental help eventually senpai :)
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>>166916576
nice
>>
>>166916852
>he doesn't know lan tricks
>>
>>
>>166916921
They are just rebranded 3M ear defenders, they are one size fits all. I've got a pair and you'd need obscenely big ears to not fit. For actual sound they wear IEM's underneath.
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>>166916921
then you kys fucking freak
>>
>pooland
>so bad that it actually loses to denmark
>>
>>166916930
>>166917003
can you two stop
>>
>>166917015
In-ears never fit in me, they always drop out
>>
>>166916961
Why don't they do anything about it?
>>
>no caster sound in gotv
nice game
>>
>>166917117
why would they? they're making millions off of this awful game anyways.
>>
>>166917117
because it's not cheating just abuse of mechanics
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>>166917172
You can turn it off anyway
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>cummpler doesn't know where mid and monster are
>shows only half of long
Retard.
>>
>>166917172
>fat manchild and semenslurpler
its a blessing
>>
>>166917117
why don't they have working PCs?
why don't they ban SK for cheating?
sheer incompetence
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>>166917245
are you dumb or retarded
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>>166917093
I think I saw s1mple using Sennheiser IE80's, since Sennheiser aren't a sponsor at the event I guess that means you can use whatever IEM's you like. There absolutely will be IEM's out there that fit you, infact if you have money to throw away you can buy ones that have been moulded to fit your ear.
>>
>>166916852
>They dont even have booths in A FUCKING MAJOR
just lmao
>>
>>166916921
Find headphones that fit your head then. Or buy custom ear pads.
>>
wow kjaerbye has a titan holo on his gun, he must be rich. probably worth 1000000$ and a dick suck
wow so rich
>>
>>166917301
yes?
>>
PASAH's BACK!!!!
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>>166917267
but how will I make fun of their mistakes if I can't hear them. it's back now anyway
>>
>>166917301
You seem to be retarded
>>
>byali plays like shit entire tournament
>shows up in the final
really makes you think
>>
It's infuriating that this shit commentating duo has to do every final because they're popular on reddit
>>
>3v5'd
poorlacks?
>>
>losing a 5v3
time to retire
>>
gotta poop, be right back
>>
Bo3 is too short. They should do a Bo5/7 for the final.
If they can't concentrate for this time give them a break after 2 games.
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>>166917472
*autistic laughing*
WAOOOOW ITS A DISASTER XD
>>
>>166917463
he just decided to peaked in the final, astralis decided to peak in the semis
>>
ebin
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>VP are a very fit team
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>>166917517
wait
>>
>it was 5v3
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>>166917517
We need you. Come back immediately.
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>>166917517
ok dude check in when youre back
>>
>>166917563
nothing compared to the weight of dupreeh's forehead
>>
>>166917518
it's a bo3 because of the TV broadcast.
>>
>>166917563
You've gotta bulk, if you wanna gain.
>>
>>166917518
Nah, Bo5 is tiring to watch and play. Plus, there'd be more recycled plays and it'd be less exciting.
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>>166917518
we'll never ever have b05 for a valve tournament
>>
nice "read" by astralis
>>
>>166917691
first kill is way more fishy tho...without xray its even more fishy.
>>
>>166917632
what is the excuse for the previous 9 majors?
>>
>>166917773
neither kill is fishy
>>
>>166917691
Merely a coincidence
>>
>>166917807
they weren't broadcast on national television?
>>
>>166917691
1st kill blatant aimlock
>>
okay im back
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>>166917773
>checks an angle before walking into open space
>fishy
wow the silver meme is real
>>
>>166917691
Are you one of those noobs who whines about hacks every time you lose? If you knew how to play you could get kills through smokes too. No hacks needed for that.
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>>166917518
>dedicated day for finals
>not bo5
Bonus points if a blow out like last year majors.
Waiting an entire day just to see one team get stomped is a good fun.
Why the fuck can't they fit BO5 or loser's bracket is beyond me.
>>166917685
>Bo5 is tiring to watch
Dedicated day, already less CS to watch than normally.
>play
Good.
>>
>>166917820
yeah you're right, his cross locking onto the head of the t player through pillar isnt fishy at all
>>
>people wanting best of 5s when teams can hardly play 3 different maps
lmao
>>
>>166917967
>spend his entire life shooting virtual guns in the video game
>have a decent crosshair placement
wew lad have you ever watched your own demo? everybody does this shit
>>
>>166917975
zeus' navi was good on all maps but cache
>>
>>166917691
no one on vp chets
>>
>>
>>166917563
APOLOGIZE
>>
>>166918050
aiming on the pillar sure is really good crosshair placement
>>
>>166917863
What do you expected from slavnigger?
They can only compete against white if they cheat.
>>
>>166917951
no, i made the webm of the good play
>>166917967
k
>>
>>166918120
weak bait baka
>>
Anyone remember that moment when flusha got raped in bathrooms on overpass, and the toilets got flushed right after, and redditsent lost?
Good times.
>>
>>166917975
>people want teams to be properly tested in the finals of a big event
Blasphemy. Teams should only play within their comfort zone.
>>
>'he can be a star, but he can set up his teammates to be the star aswell'
thank you for your input Semmler
>>
>>166918120
How silver?
>>
FUCKING LUCKY CUNT
>>
>>166918168
I got it all wrong then. Carry on, bro.
>>
>>166917975
The reason is because they know they're never gonna olay Bo5s
If Bo5s were regular, teams would prepare more seriously
>>
I'm sure he just happened to get a perfect no scope in a final nothing suspect at all about that
>>
did fallen give pasha his cheats
>>
>>166918120
>preaiming is bad
hellooooo silver CoDtard
>>
>>166918216
>godsent
>>
Why is fnatic the only team that has teamplay?
Every other organisation hopes that their players can win the aim duels but fnatic moves over the map as a single person with 5 arms.
>>
>>166917563
for you
>>
>tfw no one ever wants to 1v1 me, faggot
>>
>>166918298
just left click idiot
>>
>>166918243
Very silver.
>>
>>166918337
>teamplay means you walk in a 5 man stack around the map
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>All these mad gotards ITT trying to find excuses for their scene being full of cheaters
Start playing DotA2 or LoL if you want a real e-sport
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12225506
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>>166918243
>>166918316
>implying I play this piece of shit game
lol
>>
>>166918327
hello reddo
>>
lucky cunt biceps
>>
never has there been a team with such talent and skill gogogog VP!!!!
The russian and ukrainian scum should take notes on how to perform at major
>>
we're missing many kills
>>
>>166918337
>fnatic
>teamplay
I too live in 2015
>>
>>166918456
obs is a girl
>>
>>166918405
>real e-sport
brood war?
>>
i wish i was as optimistic as semmler :(
>>
>he purposefully made that glaring error
you couldn't be more sycophantic if you tried
>>
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>>166918409
>doesn't play csgo
>goes to csgo general and talks about things he doesn't know anything about
Wtf man.
>>
>>166918520
you mean fake as fuck? you can do that, too!
>>
>>166918502
prius is a girl (male) ?
>>
>>166918520
and handsome too :(
>>
1gs in teh chat xD
>>
>>166918520
I wish I could enjoy life.
Would cocaine help?
>>
/sp/ here
where's my basketball?
can they see the xrays?
>>
YES FUCK YOU VP
>>
>>166918502
sapphire is at a family thing, so its reddit707
>>
which is worse
twitch chat
or
>>
>>166918623
yes
>>
>>166918405
>LoL
>real esport
>>
>>166918567
it's not like this general actually exists anyways
>>166918615
>Would cocaine help?
yes, speed is better though
>>
>>166918623
do you know what the "long" is?
>>
>>166918653
csgog chat
>>
>>166918623
Yes they can see the xrays you dum fuck.
>>
>>166918653
where ever you are
>>
>>166918615
for a month maybe
then you probably end it because cocaine gives you the balls required
>>
>>166918653
/csgog/
>>
>>166918623
no obviously they fucking cant
xrays are for the spectators
>>
>>166918405
i just think of hacking has part of the meta
who has the best cheats?
who is willing to be more blatant?
who can disguise the cheating best?
right now astralis are the best, they have built up a narrative of choking so everyone thinks they can be good, but avoid scrutiny by not winning
now they can shamelessly toggle in a finals and get away with it
>>
>>166918405
senpai dota literally gets one LAN every 2 months now and the shittiest fluke teams win all the majors, it's why they're all shitting up /csgog/
>>
>>166918653
>>
does csgog have a twitch chat
>>
>crowd cheering so players instantly know that the other team is saving and lost the round
I know booths arent a definitive solution but booths where?
>>
>>166918653
>twitter in 2017
Granpa you need to go.
>>
>>166918821
yes but its dead
>>
>VP hasn't bought a UMP this entire game
ARE THEY THROWING WTF
>>
>>166918821
yes download kappa everywhere
>>
>>166918685
Go back to /x/ and stay there, retard.
>>
>>166918824
hearing and seeing the crowed is part of the charm and meta of LAN.
It's fucking great.
>>
>device
>>
>>166918824
>booths arent a definitive solution
Booths can be soundproof? Hello???
>>
>>166918774
This. The game is far more interesting with cheats/speculation/different injection methods to avoid detection
>>
>>166918942
M O U S E
E
M
O
R
Y
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>>166918897
are you denying that this thread is a pathetic shell of its former self?
>>
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*puke*
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>>166918337
>fnatic
>teamplay
back to /r/the_donald you go
>>
aimlock lul
>>
>>166918934
Booths are "soundproof"
>>
>>166918653
The twitch chat is actually one of my favorite memes.
>>
>>166919071
They can be, idiot.
>>
>>166919009
All I'm saying is that you're retarded and you have autism.
>>
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>new item in inventory
>its an autograph capsule you put a buy order for on
>>
what kind of drugs would you need to take in order to not throw up when you bring cheats with you to a major?
i could never do it without sweating
>>
come on astralis
i want to see train
>>
The team that wins map 2 wins map 3 in 87% of bo3s that go all 3 maps.
>>
>>166919094
you cant soundproof from 1000 autistic screechs senpai
>>
>>166919112
Open it up.
>>
>>166919146
p a n s y
>>
>>166919112
yeah but who signed yours?
not fucking dupreeh i bet
>>
>only 1 drop
REEEEEEE VALVE WHERES MY MONEY RREEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Thanks for the adverts Amerigoyim you've really revolutionised e"""""sports"""""
>>
>>166919194
Yes you can, stupid braindead anime.
>>
>>166919148
i guess thats why youre not a "pro" ;^)
>>
>>166919174
let me see that excel spreadsheet senpai
>>
retarded round 2 and 5(?) lost vp the half and likely major
gj
>>
>>166919174
woah
>>
>>166919174
>source: my ass
>>
>>166919104
fair enough
>>
>>166919251
why doesn't your mommy give you a bottle of milk to calm you down?
>>
NA major everyone
NA major......
>>
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CAN THE CROWD SEE THE CHICKENS
>>
true NA humor
>>
>>166919148
why would you be worried
everyone is doing it now, they couldn't ban you without bringing down the whole scene, hence why valve just look the other way when people blatantly hack in majors
>>
so this
is the power
of esports....................... whoa...
>>
glaive is literally too ugly to be in Astralis is he not even ashamed of himself.
>>
can the crowd see the chickens?
>>
>>166919382
Why don't you recommend me a brand Amerigoy
>>
Epic, epic for the win!
>>
>anders and semmler trying their hardest to carry this meme shit
god bless the both of them
>>
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can the crowd see the chickens?
>>
The money was spent on this.
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can the audience see the chickens?
>>
Le cringe haHAA
>>
>>
vp 0;4 pistols
>>
omg what if the crowd gets sick from those chickens...
>>
>>166919474
on the screens, yeah
>>
>>166919513
>chickmixing
this is not redpilled at all
>>
>>166919513
what chickens? did you take your meds, anon?
>>
>>166919521
actually looks pretty dope
>>
>4 umps
It hurts my eyes
>>
N E O
E
O
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CAN THE CROWD SEE THE HOLOGRAMS?
>>
THIS
IS
THE
WORST
MAJOR
>>
>semmler for the final
why
>>
Just got this game, not as fun as CoD4 and I hate that you are pretty much forced to go for headshots only.
Honestly don't get the appeal.
>>
oh boy another fucking eco won
this is getting really old
>>
where is artosis and tasteless?
>>
>>166919521
>opening crates, ever
Enjoy the 2 cents!
>>
>>166919673
It's complete shit the only worthwhile thing to play is community servers
>>
>>166919696
>eco
>>
>>166919673
skins and its like 2 eur in russia so kids can buy 10 accounts
>>
>>166919673
Just exclusively use the AWP
Its basically CoD at that point
>>
>>166919673
4chan is 18+
>>
>>166919673
Headshot feedback is great. The movement and aim is clean. It requires team work.
>>
>>166919663
>VP in the final
>worst
Ummmmm
>>
>>166919667
12 year olds love him
>>
>>166919667
reminder that semmler (and anders) have been pillars of the community for the entirety of csgo and if you dislike them you might literally be a retard
>>
>>166919715
lucky I have a real job and don't have to sustain myself on skin gambling then
>>
can the chickens see anders butt?
>>
>astralis getting 2-0d
lMAOOOOOOOO
>>
>>166919772
tab in you sack of shit
>>
convince me not to buy cigs
>>
>>166919673
connect steam and twitch
open stream on lowest quality, minimize
get drops
sell drops
buy a better game
>>
>>166919715
>he thinks selling a souvenir case for 2 dollars is a lot of money
>>
haha it's funny because someone said can they see the chickens and got loads of replies so now if I regurgitate the exact same comment maybe I'll get lots of replies too xD
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Can the chickens see us?
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i thought you arent allowed to open the console on tournaments
>>
>>166919762
>The movement and aim is clean
???
>>166919858
I bet you are one of the reddo posters that think they're funny
>>
WHY IS THE STREAM QUALITY SO FUCKING SHIT
>>
>>166919853
more than 2 cents
>>
>>166919880
what made you think that?
>>
>>166919772
>pillars of the community
What an achievement
Scoots and RL are pillars of the community, anders, thoorin and the rest are just there for money.
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>>166919772
hello reddo
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>>166919772
semmler is literal shit and anders isn't far behind
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>>166919870
these were my favourite shitposts of ti6
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>obvious shoop
>they fall for it
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it's over
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>>166919980
>Taz in the background
he is watching guys
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>>166919943
it gives away demage done after dying and they arent allowed to see that
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>>166920008
Can the csgotards see the dotard shitposts?
>>
>>166919853
>mental gymnastics because he turned 2.5 bucks into 2 cents
also never said that was a lot of money
>>
>>166919982
>shoot me you faggot
>come shoot me
>SHOOT MEEEE
>>
>>166919920
>play battlefield/cod
>Screen shakes while you move
>Bullets spray everywhere but not as wide to get punished for it
>>
Anyone screencapped bucketbro in the crowd?
>>
>>166920045
>they arent allowed to see that
what makes you say this?
Proof?
>>
are asstrails choking?
>>
>pasha
>>
Power of Aspergers
>>
comical toggling
>>
Of course the C9 fan is an obese Asian munter
>>
the fuck was that from neo, what was that call. BYALI HAD SEEN B SITE CLEAR
>>
The games are so obviously rigged lmao
>>
THE GOD OF CLUTCH
>>
good old rng luck
>>
>that one guy in the crowd who stands up when he cheers
>>
WEBM GUY DO YOUR JOB ON THIS CLUTCH
>>
cheats.................
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Are those Arby's shills in the crowd with Arby's signs?
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>>166920045
lmao that shit doesn't show up on lan
>>
>1.15 million in-game viewers
How many are bots? Dare I say as much as 50%?
>>
>>166920125
whoops I meant
are virtus throw choking?
>>
>next CS:GO update
>suicide vests added for ts
>drone strikes added for cts
>>
>>166920113
because it lowers the le skill ceiling. if you watched csgo for a long time you saw teams asking the remaining hp of the last guy countless times
>>
Xyp9x head looks like it was created in Oblivion.
>>
>>166920063
I refuse to file BF/CoD under the fps moniker.
Also aimpunch and the movement feels like you are a brick.
>>
>>166920225
at least 30% are valve bots
>>
>>166919673
everyone here plays zombie mode
>>
>>166920260
>>166920260
what the fuck are you even going on about?
I don't see why you aren't citing a rule which states they cannot pull up consol.
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>>166920249
>drone strike
Might balance ts having AK
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>>166920225
in-game counts twitch too
>>
DAT FLASH
WEW LAD
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>byali
>>
It's utterly pathetic that they have to script this final so it isn't mind numbingly boring
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>>166920178
it's too long for 4chan, go watch a clip
>>
That fucking flash. If he didn't miss that, Snax would have killed them both.
>>
Really good acting by byali desu, 8/10 thrower
>>
>byali
>>
this is horrendous
>>
Is it really rigged like you guys are saying?
>>
>>166920382
useless post everyone knows this
>>
>>166920113
>players ask for hp all the time
>players don't swap to pistol/push to finish the enemy
>casters comment on situations like that every once in a while
You might want to go back to reddo kiddo
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>>166920456
nobut aimlocks are real
>>
>>166920456
ye
even thorins tweets are scripted
they're all actors in an elaborate play
>>
>nobody mentions taz dying for free to a ump
Taz lost them the round, not shityali.
>>
>>166920456
of course it is (not)
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>>166920401
based
>>
are you happy?
>>
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>>166920456
>he doesnt know about the script
esports is basically wrestling but not as entertaining
>>
>muh narratives round in and round out
holy shit these casters are the worst i've ever heard, is this the cream of the crop in cs?
>>
Finish the map i wanna bust a nut
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>>166920534
UMP is overpowered desu
>>
Is there anything that screams reddit more than star trek skins?
>>
>when VP wins, "it's pure skill!"
>when Astralis wins, "cheating faggots"
really makes you think
>>
what you you think the script will be for map 3?
i think this will be the end of the dane choke storyline
i'm guessing astralis take a lead
then choke
but eventually pull through and win
possible overtime
>>
>>166920589
*ESPORTS*
*CASTING*
*IS*
*SHIT*
>>
>>166920498
I'm not exactly sure what you're saying. Of course the player that is alive will ask for HP from the player who is dead.
you literally said:
>>166919880
and then said:
>>166920045
Now. This may be a difficult concept, but all I'm asking from you is to show me what makes you think a player is not allowed to pull up the consol. Cite a rule. If it is a rule, should Byali be kicked out?
>You might want to go back to reddo kiddo
That's all you got?
>>
>>166920625
astralis(commie) shirts
>>
The fuck was that spray from device? M4a1-S has tag right?
>>
>>166920598
what material u gonna use
>>
>>166920638
we all know that byali is hacking though
>>
>>166920647
imagine the view numbers
>>
>>166920589
muh old boys club
>>
With this buy astralis just choked the game away
gg vp
>>
I absolutely fucking hate Anders and Semmler
neither of them has anything useful to say
both are shit spouting retards and extremely unfunny
literally plebbit the casters
also
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
what the fuck is this shit
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VP don't realize that they've already lost.
>>
byali showing his class
>>
what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHITRALIS
>>
>dogshitstralis
>>
>>166920601
It's not, he willingly took a fight he didn't need to, and lost.
>>
which stickers should i buy to make 3.50,- so i can get a souvenir glock 18 | night in minimal wear condition?
>>
>>166920698
Some vids bro
>>
>device missing a shot on pasha on the position he expected him to be
>>
>ASStralis
>>
>GOTV keeps dying
can valve do anything right?
>>
>>166920765
>not knowing reddit is considered spam
hello reddo
>>
Does VP have a chance on train?
>>
>>166920928
>POOland
>>
i dont understand dabbing. how is it funny?
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do you guys shout info when you watch stream like you are the player? for example now I shout in my language:
>WATER, 2 WATER
it's all in my head and but it makes it more exciting
>>
>quick 2-0
>TBS run commercials for 1½ hours straight
>>
that gilf tho
>>
was that like a 60 year old woman in the audience?
>>
WHERE
ARE
MY
DROPS
>>
>>166920959
>reddo
go back unto reddit
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Astralis about to close it out now.
>>166920998
It's a black thing.
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>>166920980
yeh but it's not gonna go to third map
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>>166920045
maybe if stream was 1080 it could be more clear but I think it doesnt
>>
what if you could bomb anywhere on the map?
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>>166921004
sometimes my wohle ts scream some posiotions
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>>166920998
It signifies the black man's dominance over crackers and it's funny to show your subservience
>>
>>166921037
Has thoorin ever achieved anything in e-sports?
>>
THOORIN WAS RIGHT
THOORIN WAS RIGHT
Astralis are about to close it out now. VP no chance.
>>
Holy shit that tap by neo was so disgusting
>>
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>
Astralis are choking this away aren't they
>>
Thorin on suicide watch?
>>
>2 game "grand final"
>>
>>166920980
u srs?
>>
>"professional" player
>uses a single key to switch between nades
>>
GO FUCK YOURSELVES SHITRALIS
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>166921164
Do you feel in charge?
>>
bye bye danenigs
>>
LETS FUCKING GO VP.
>>
Why is VP so likable?
>>
Vp winning dis wun 4 DA LAND
>>
team reddit won
will csgog ever recover
>>
device is so fucking choking again
>>
DEVICE IS FUCKING CHOKINGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>166921282
only 2 gobabbys with microhacks
>>
>device doesn't choke any longer
>>
FUCK
IF NV HAD WON, THEY WOULD'VE KICKED VP's ASS
>>
THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THORIN
>>
>>166921298
>>166921303
if he's cheating, how is he choking?
>>
FUCK YOU SHITRALIS FUCKFUFCKCFUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFJCUDUCJFUJCUFC
>>
>>166921282
they look like actual human beings
>>
>smoked off their own site
>sit in the back like cuckolds as vp plant
>lose major
>>
>this crowd sucks
t. csgog
>>
>>166920681
>Of course the player that is alive will ask for HP from the player who is dead.
Congrats on not actually watching CS.
I'm glad you are doing better things with your life.
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Denmark will NEVER EVER win a major
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>best of 3 grand finals
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>>166921350
>doesn't understand microtoggling
>>
>>166921374
broken clock etc
a week of woos and arbys
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>this sudden choke at 1 PM
hmm really gets my neural cells flowing
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>denmark
>>
>>166921390
Nothing but shit posting...pls go
>>
>>166921037
so why do only white children do it? fuck this gay earth.
>>
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THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
>>
SCRIPTED
>>
You can take TSM out of Asstrails but you cant take Dignigs out of tsm.
God bless those choking losers.
>>
great round
>>
You couldn't make the script any more obvious
>>
>these snax locks
lmao how blatant can you be
>>
>nobody covering monster
LEGIT PRO PLAYS RIGHT THERE
>>
my heart
>>
OH SHIT
THIS SCRIPT IS LIT
>>
okay im convinced...fucking throwing. pushing to third map for views
>>
>this american chanting
literally "D-FENCE"-tier
>>
>these top tier americhants
>>
>all those empty seats
nice """crowd""" atlantis
>>
>>166921435
Quoted sentence is retarded beyond limit and doesn't deserve anything but shitposting.
>>
i hate pasha
so much
>>
Holy shit this finals is nuts plz go to third map
>>
>>166921650
t. reddit
>>
WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS BO7
>>
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>ASTRALIS BABBIES COMPLAINING ABOUT SCRIPTS
EAT SHIT
>>
D-fence *clap clap clap* D-fence *clap clap clap*
Here we go X here we go *clap clap clap*
>>
>csgo "major"
>not bo11
>>
ZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
>lets go for a boost bro
*aimlocks*
>but theres a guy peeking it
*throws nades instead*
SO
FUCKING
BLATANT
>>
A S S T R A I L S !
>>
great script gotards
>>
did neo go fucking blind for a second there?
>>
HOLY FUCK THAT GLAIVE SMOKE PLAY LITEREALLY SAVED THE TITLE
>>
did UMPs get buffed or something? or are Astralis terrible at predicting how much money VP have?
>>
S C R I P T E D
>>
LETS GO ASSTRALIS
>>
>>166921671
lol.. i'm not sure the players could muster a 6 hour series
>>
MAP 3 BOOOOOOOIS
>>
Wow I didn't see this coming what a fantastic script!!11!
>>
What a shitty script.
>>
>>166921717
>csgo major
>no office or italy
>>
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
LIke for real why dont majors have bo5 grand finals.
>>
>>166921787
He's just following the script.
>>
>csgo major for eleageu inatlantis ft. Arby'sâ„¢
>not playing every map including the surprise atlanta custom map
>>
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HYPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
take this astralis, so I can go calm down with a joint
>>
Who stroke here?
>>
PLEASE OT
>>
>>166921861
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>
Why buy rifles, when you can buy UMPS. Fucking stupid game
>>
>le "follow the script" meme
>even though TBS only scheduled the grandfinal to be two maps long
neck your lives
>>
>>166921839
>LIke for real why dont majors have bo5 grand finals.
Possibly because you speak like a faggot American from California and Valve wants to spite you
>>
>>166921813
lazy cunts i can play 12+ hours a day no problem
>>
>CS:GO "Major"
>not bo15 MR60
how do we KNOW which team is better without this format?
>>
>Izak got ban
Get rekt poleshitters
>>
>>166921839
Because that could take nearly 9 hours to play. 90minx5 + timeouts + breaks.
>>
UHM GOTARDS??
>>
LOVE this script DESU
>>
the stream cut away from device holding that angle
literally after the last dude passed 2 seconds after he checks another angle and then he falls back
:thinking:
>>
>>166921641
LOL!
Dude, you're still not getting it. Show me proof that they aren't allowed to look at consol.
You can't. Therefore you shit post.
>>
fuck sake VP really.
>>
this final is best since Katowice 2015 kek
>>
it's ogre
vp lost
goodbye white race
>>
Pasha is fucking awful
>>
16-14? Nice script, too perfect.
>>
I'm not wasting any more of my time watching an obviously scripted final
>>
>a """"""major"""""" without inferno
lmao
>>
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>>166921917
DUDE MAJOR LMAO
>>
is this the best major finals in a long time? feels good not to have monkey shitters shitting the finals
>>
>this script
Writers need a raise.
>>
>>166921985
What did he do?
>>
astralis so fucking lucky it's unreal
>>
Can somebody saw the perspective from taz the moment he walked out of the connector?
Why didn't he just shoot?
>>
>metallica
>not pantera
>>
FUCK YOU ASTRALIS YOU SHOULDVE WON THAT WAY CLEANER
>>
>He's got the aim
You got that right cummler
>>
Why dont they play in widescreen resolution?
>>
>cs:go major
>not endless matches until a team surrenders from exhaustion
>>
this is so boring and predictable
>>
>In every major final the team that had won the first map won the whole match afterwards
>>
>>166921985
did he got ban on twitch because he was streaming the final?
>>
>>166922105
it's by far the worst
>>
HAHAHAHAHAAH
POOLANDS CHEATERS BTFO
LET'S GO ASTRALIS, FUCK THOSE NIGGERS
SLAVSHITS ARE LITERAL NIGGERS YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I HATE YOU LITERAL SUBHUMANS HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
>>
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>still no souvenir drop
>>
>>166922105
lmao did you start watching csgo in 2016
>>
>>166920601
>been calling the UMP crazy good for several years now
>people finally realize it and cry for a nerf
can't really blame you, it's insane value for 1200
>>
>>166922197
yes. TBS has exclusive rights with only a couple of exceptions like starladder.
>>
Are anyone here actually enjoying this game?
Fucking miserable bastards the lot of you.
>>
>>166922345
>only 2 drops this tournie
i'm a bit sad
>>
>>166922478
It's euphoric cs. Train will be incredible.
>>
>cs go "major"
>no deathmatch or arms race
>>
>>166922478
>enjoying the game
fucking REDDOs REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>166922478
I am, also fuck all these sad cunts calling hacks and rigs instead of admitting to themselves that these dudes play on another level.
>>
>>166922426
TBS doesn't have exclusive rights to the game, Valve does
TBS might have rights on the commentary
>>
>>166922902
yeah glaive's smoke 'intuition' and his 'reads' are really quite something
>>
>>166922959
wrong. TSB bought the rights to CSGO.
>>
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>>166922902
fuck you nigga im on another level im more powerful than goku and filipinos put together
>>
>>166923119
no they didn't
>>
>>166923194
sweet entries my man
>>
>>166923306
ty I practice hard on my flicks
>>
mouzsports
-oskar
+chrisj
yanko going to murder the whole org
>>
U M P B O Y S
>>
>>166923926
that's the wrong way around obviously
-chrisj
+oskar
>>
>>166924035
nah dawg. Niko is making a team with Oskar and Scream.
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