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Rad Goatdad Edition

Previous Timeline: >>166590295

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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FIRST FOR SANS
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>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BVMHeUkAA54dA.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GNcN1VMAAqoZA.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3G3xYfVUAEQUGL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy2FdppUAAED-5c.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BTmuJUEAA1iPm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GgwouUcAMe3Xm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2xypB3VIAAMbte.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HI4sLUcAAfXk_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWHSoUEAAIJPX.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GXeTZUoAUjRnH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWIIoVUAEJ84s.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3B-gDqUEAAGnPp.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HIUFoUcAIL63H.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HISHXVcAA6Ys2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3F7OI1VcAAd7te.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3G2R2bUkAE1sMw.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HRvFwVMAADWvd.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3Em5dTUEAE_FCv.jpg:orig
>Madjick
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3F8sBQVcAAbHnK.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GSQ3mVUAEibre.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GbDS_UEAApwY7.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HHNMwVUAQCYWN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HMMeMUYAACfIm.jpg:orig
>IceWolf
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3G9FWJUoAAClU4.png:orig
>Fuku & skakeboard girl
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HDbFcUYAEAEqI.jpg:orig
>Undyne x Vulcan
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BerizUEAAzPkx.jpg:orig
>fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3F3-OeVcAAobJ4.jpg:orig
>Frisk + Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HBWcJUMAEGZuP.jpg:orig
>Asriel x Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BzoakUAAEpK1k.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GtBRWUoAA3pJT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C28ZSJzVEAEM9Gf.jpg:orig
>Asgore + Asriel + chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3FCuQOUoAEJYHQ.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1EkVMyUkAAwmpJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3G_uSHUMAAJoCN.png:orig
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Goat papa!
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Howdy utg! How has your Thursday gone so far? Do anything interesting?
>>166664486
Thats a lovely toriel!
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>>166664607
U N D E R T A L E
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>>166664607
I put together a couch but aside from that I've been watching a lets play of Siren all day
>>166664653
>>>/v/
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nice
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I want to hold goat papa's hand
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>>166664764
Very
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>>166664607
It's going pretty well.
Currently i'm checking out the new dlc for crypt of the necrodancer.
And waiting for Petra to show up here.
How about you, goatmom?

>>166664764
Noice.
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>>166664845
same, except this goat. I'd like to lift with that goat though
>>166664750
Sounds like a pretty chill day. You get that leather?
>>166664981
Same! Got done with work a little early, now I'm here!
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>>166664981
*Doing, not "going"
the hell is wrong with me...
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>>166664852
You can either give up or leave because this is what happens to all these generals at one point or another
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>>166664856
>>166664981
ye
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>>166665107
it still fit the sentence structure dont kill yourself my man
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>>166665254
Ooooh yeees...

>>166665278
>dont kill yourself my man
Don't worry - i have reasons to live.
Mostly bot-related reasons.
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best friends...?
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
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>>166665819
Best friends
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I love this fish.
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>>166666024
But would you fuck the spider?
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I love this goat!
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Tactical retreat initiated.
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How would you react in this situation?

Also - i'm just gonna leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVU27pIZUrQ
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>>166666024
But would you protect people from lewding the spider like this guy? >>166666280
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>>166667009
There's nothing wrong with taking the spider on a nice date, getting a little loose and fucking her raw for an hour or two.
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anyone has the new tracks?
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>>166667246
Bereavement?
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>>166657204
>continued

http://imgur.com/RlgvozM

*Adrenaline still fresh in your veins from the fall
*you give a mighty war cry,
*and leap at the shocked flower.
*...he does not respond well


*A sudden voice calls out...

*A large monster stands in the doorway
*you then realize the talking flower is gone
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>>166667579
yes that one.
I asked the person directly but they have no cd player
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>>166667615
ask asgore what hes doing there. if we dont know him ask who he is then ask why hes there
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>>166667009
Absolutely. The spider is for hugging, caring and protecting. Holding hands is fine.
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>>166667653
No clue about that man, now you've got me curious.
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>>166666698
dang dude
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>>166667615
>Ptoo
That's cute.

So, um...
Anon rolls up his sleeves and gets ready for round two - this time with asgore.
Then he just... fucking...
Trips and falls flat on his face or just bounces off Asgore...
Wow - this is harder than i expected.
I'm out - I can't think of anything even remotely interesting.
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What characterfag do you think should stop coming here?
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doing things to this goat!
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PSA: The "Space Junk" shirt comes with a ghost sandwich. That is all.
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Can you guys just post stuff? I don't care if it's just talking about your favorite, I don't like death. Hell, maybe we could talk about this ?
>>166667246
>>166667579
Does anyone know what this track is?
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>>166668840
Sure anon!
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>>166667246
Where did you get this anon?
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>>166668840
Funny - I had a nice little conversation the other day with my friend about death.
Surprisingly - it was quite interesting and wasn't grim at all.
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>>166668840
>shit on people for posting stuff both related to and unrelated to Undertale
>wonder why people don't want to post stuff
Wow I wonder why?
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>>166668840
heres a thing
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>>166669096
http://psifreezeomega.tumblr.com/post/156411020285/the-super-exclusive-ut-ce-as-you-can-see-i-was
Dude I follow got his physical copy
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>>166669197
I didn't do anything.
>>166668954
Thank you.
>>166669189
Huh, that's rare.
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>>166669337
>Huh, that's rare.
You mean that bot gif?
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>>166668840
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>>166668840
>I don't like death
It seems you need a bit of UNDYING.
huehuehuehue

Now, I remember someone mentioned an anon called /sp/ider or something like that. Do you know anything about him?
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>>166668840
This triggers at least one person
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sup

>>166664486
today is a good day
thanks a bunch, twitter guy
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>>166669525
He was an anon who talked to other anons about anons. That's all you need to know.
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>>166667653
Not even on their computer?
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>>166669525
*ACT *Stuff face in breasts
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>>166669568
I'm sure its obvious but https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWHSoUEAAIJPX.jpg:orig and
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWIIoVUAEJ84s.jpg:orig
are 1 comic that I should have put right after each other but I accidentally posted one between them
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>>166669239
Great
>>166669396
That, and actually talking about death without it being grim. All my experiences talking about it are grim, even with family members. Nice gif though.
>>166669435
Ha
>>166669525
Kek.

Yeah, /sp/ider anon was a polite spider poster who got sick, reappeared for a while, then disappeared again.
>>166669561
There's always that one guy.
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Secret goat dad
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>>166669690
does it matter? There should be 199 other people who could reveal that track
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>>166668803
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>>166669795
I don't like that picture
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>>166668803
>making him cry

ewwwwwwwwwww
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>>166669885
Oh, anon...
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>>166670012
sorry
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>>166669795
secret mompost
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>>166668840
sure i just got here though. im gonna post a pic of my favs then go lurking again maybe
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A thought just occurred, some of our newfags don't know about Aesthetics!
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>>166669525
That boob window.
Hhhnnngghhh.

>>166669739
Well - the gist of this conversation was that if i die i want to do it in the most messy possible.
I want to piss someone off for the last time - someone who will have to clean this mess.

So, yeah - it's closed casket for me.
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>>166670060
Don't worry, i still love you.
>>166670097
Nice mommy, anon!
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>>166670161
It was a shitty unfunny meme so let's keep it that way
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>>166670119
i appreciate this post
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>>166669723
no worries, I got it

Papyrus slowly realizing and accepting that Undyne isn't coming back is so damn sad, I should go searching for fics about it
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>>166669631
>my only chance to find someone interested in sports
>GONE
k...

>>166669710
B-but anon, that's hot! If you start doing stuff like that...
You better go all the way

>>166669739
A fallen comrade... May his spider waifu have him on her web.
I have a hard time finding people into sports here, apart from those who work out for their favorite. Do you also work out for your fav or something of the sort?

>>166669858
>That pic
>That filename
I'm getting mixed messages here

>>166670097
Cute! Goatmom is immensely cute!
And momfags are cute too!

>>166670176
>That boob window.
Don't stare at it for too long or she'll get closer and spear you!
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>>166670297
>And momfags are cute too!

Anon, you're too kind
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>>166670119
Thanks
>>166670176
That doesn't sound pleasant at all!
>>166670297
Yes! I do a bit of exercising for my favorite. It's not hardcore, nor does it involve the gym, but I do exercise at home.
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>>166670297
There's a board called /sp/ where a bunch of people like sports.
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In my AU instead of being broken after the experiments Alphys did on him to get Gaster's respected Sans instead stayed determined and unveiled that she was a fraud and not a real scientist and used his new powers to put her behind bars and he's the royal scientist instead of Papyrus and builds Mettaton instead of Alphys and fixes the Amalgamates
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>>166670297
>Don't stare at it for too long or she'll get closer and spear you!
I'm not going anywhere!
*Challenge

>>166670457
At that point i will not care at all. At least people would remember me for something.
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>>166670707
Come on now, don't be killing yourself.
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>>166670404
Just being honest! You are all super huggable!

>>166670457
That's great. Exercise at the gym is very expensive after all, with a bit of equipment you can do pretty much the same at home.
For how long have you been doing it?

>>166670462
>/sp/
>talking about sports
You innocent soul... Apart from gamethreads that board is pure shitposting and meme spamming

>>166670707
>challenge
Oh boy, you done fucked up! I'm finna beat you and use your butt as a pillow, Mettaton!
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>>166668840
death is something that unites us all
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>>166668840
I love this spider.
>>166669525
He was a nice anon who would always wish other anons a good day, afternoon or night and ask them about their day. He got some kind of infection and disappeared for a while. Last time he was here he said he was well and recovering. If I recall correctly he was mostly into basketball. We found out about it when he mistakenly posted here about his favorite team instead of its respective thread. He was also working on a Burgerpants x Nicecream Guy fic but never delivered.
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>>166670287
i appreciate you too anon
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>>166670995
Sorry, I don't go there but I also don't want it brought here please.
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>>166669909
shuddup it's not real tears!!!!!
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>>166666024
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>>166670995
I've been exercising since before Undertale, but my favorite motivated me even more. I've been doing it for about four years, and have lost about 55 pounds
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>>166671054
I guess.
>>166671083
She's a great spider.
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I want to comfort goat dad
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>>166671578
k
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>he will never be this happy to see you
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>>166671578
Jokes on you I got there first!
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>>166670930
Don't worry, anon. I'm thinking about offing myself (well - not anymore).

>>166670995
Oooohhh~
Is that a threat, or a promise, darling?
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>>166671674
Reminds me of my dog when he tries to hump me and I have to kick him off my bed

Its not a very pleasant time
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>>166671686
Oh no...

>>166671658
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>>166670119
they are good lads and I'm always happy to see them

>>166670995
to be fair, a lot of the more popular boards are like that
/co/'s usually all right for the most part
every time I try to browse /fit/ and /tv/ I feel like I'm entering the twilight zone
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>>166671340
Will hug.
>>166671481
Of course she is!
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edgy kingdings
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>>166671787
Well, just don't kill yourself, alright?
>>166672058
Indeed!
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>>166671926
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>>166671926
fucking kek
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>>166672132
>>166671658
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>>166671824
Context matters.
What if someone who you find hot would do something like that? I mean not literally hump your leg but
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>>166671083
He sounds like a great person, I would've love to meet him. I wonder how many great people have left since Undertale was released...

>>166671159
I know, I know. I just think it's easier to find someone here who likes sports, mentions it and discuss sports on /sp/ than finding someone on /sp/ who likes Undertale and mentions it.
I don't plan on debating basketball trades her or anything fampai

>>166671342
>55 pounds
That is freaking impressive right there! Even Undyne herself would be impressed!

>>166671787
Both, you cute butt
Why is Mettaton so good at making me question my sexuality?

>>166671970
Personally, I gave up trying to explore boards unless I'm very insterested in a certain topic discussed in a board. Too much memery for me
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>>166672206
idk man it looks like Chara wants him to fuck off in those pictures. I'm pretty sure its rape
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>>166672234
>That is freaking impressive right there! Even Undyne herself would be impressed!
Thank you! tfw you will never see Undyne or any of the Undertales impressed by you.
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>>166664486
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3BerizUEAAzPkx.jpg:orig
Can I get the source for the Undyne and Vulkin image, please?
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>>166672338
It's not a rape just because it's surprise sex or until someone says no.
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>>166671187
yes they are, shame on you
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>>166666024
She sure is!
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>>166672338
Quick, call the police, we have a rapist goat.
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>>166672123
Heh.
Relax, anon. I'm not going to.
I have at least two reasons to live.

>>166672234
>Why is Mettaton so good at making me question my sexuality?
Hooo boy...
I think i have an answer for that under that little spoiler.

>>166671970
If /tv/ is the twilight then what do you call boards like /fa/ ?
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>tfw
>I want a new Undertale game set in post TP that's actually has a long story and way more interaction with the characters
>You interact with Toriel for maybe a grand total of 20 minutes, and you can't go back to her at any point
>She only comes back in TP, to punch Asgore's lights out and then tell him to fuck off
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>>166672478
Course
https://twitter.com/jamjyamoon
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>>166672689
Thank you!
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>>166672642
Yeah I don't understand why people like her so much. I assume its just mommy issues
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>all this new madjick
god fucking bless
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>>166672338
judging from the artist's other pictures, it's more of a 'not now'
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>>166672631
Good.
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>>166672889
Which is rape if he continues.
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>>166672997
shut up tumblr
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It is important to do this to your goat.
Daily.
Hourly.
Each minute if ever possible.
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>>166673025
>saying what rape is is now tumblr
Kek.
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>>166672604
Duh! It's a well known fact!
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>>166672631
/fa/ is an incomprehensible fever dream, but fashion makes no sense to me anyway

so many threads arguing over shoes
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>>166672468
Hmm... I have an idea. How about you request a drawfag to write a story where your fav is impressed by your progress?
Bonus points for your fav being your significant other?

>>166672631
I wonder what could be in that spo-
oh
I want to rub it, grab it, squeeze it, stuff my face in it and sleep on it and it's definitely not gay because he's a robot.
It looks almost too perfect. Damn Alphys, she knows how to get ANYONE going
I'm gonna save that butt for science
And by "science" I mean admiring it

>>166673157
>tfw no gote to headpat
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kissu
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>>166673245
I'm not sure any of our drawfags would do anything like that.
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>>166673219
Didn't you know? We've all gone back to the neolithic recently, get with the program man.
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>>166673346
>drawfag
Dammit, I meant to post "writefag". I'm fucking retarded lately
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>>166673356
what
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>>166671342
Gotta admit. If that's true then it's a pretty good achievement. Not unheard of but few have the determination to keep at it for so long.
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>>166673245
Headpats are important!
Otherwise, there could be...errors.

Always be on the watchout for certain unexpected behavior in your goat. It could be nothing, but it could also mean everything.
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>>166672909
Well - someone has to post robutts.

>>166673245
>all those lewd thoughts.
We're on the same wavelength, darling.
Have another one.
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>>166673356
Oh, right.
Eight-leg pretty! PRETTY!!!
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>>166673452
It's okay, accidents happen
>>166673493
Thanks anon.
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>>166672818
During my first game I spared her, but killed some other monsters, and got neutral ending. Only when I got True Pacifist was when I started to really feel bad for her, and finally understood why she was so clingy with the protagonist. I'm not going to lie though, Toriel is a pretty uninteresting character when you get right down to the brass tacks. Even in fanfiction and fanart.
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i cant stop thinking about CHARA!
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>>166673956
I'm guessing you completed Genocide then?
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>>166673515
What should I do if I detect a strange behavior? Who can help me?

>>166673601
>that pic
hnnnngggg
I'd get sick on purpose to get that treatment.
You are a cool anon, you knew that?
Also saving that for science
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>>166673829
Pretty much
>shes either perfect mom to Frisk
>super lovely / tsunder / a cunt to Asgore
or
>makes unfunny jokes with / tries to fuck Sans

Doesn't help that shes looks worse and worse when you really stop and think about her character and her actions. Shes not terrible but easily my least favorite
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>>166674019
obviously
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Jelly drawing anon burgerpants mettaton asgore gaster nicecream guy the royal guards and asriel running a train when?
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>>166674178
Traintale

The AU that takes place on an old timey train
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>>166674178
can grillby serve the bar
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>>166673829
t.b.h. some of the best characters are the simple ones, I think Toriel is interesting for who she is anyway.
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>>166674057
>What should I do if I detect a strange behavior? Who can help me?
The easiest way to fix the problem is with your soul.
Alternatively, you could call your local goat vendor to see if they have extra supplements. Those are often enough.
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>>166673829
She's usually stuck in stories and fanart as a generic mother figure or nag. I haven't seen many fans highlight and develop her inner turmoil and guilt, and those that do are usually writing shipping stories (which are fine, but not my cup of tea).
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>>166674178
this but them forming a train instead of running one
>>166673829
Undertale is a simple game and Toby intended it as such. Either you like what's there or you don't when it comes to a character.
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>>166674425
>>166674374
>>166674330
t.momfags and 1 Fishfag
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>>166674374
Adults with taste are unmotivated for fanfiction unless they want to fuck someone. It's just how it is.
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>>166674490
>implying it doesn't apply to all characters
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>>166674341
I'd call the goat vendor. I only have one soul and it's dark as a moonless night, it wouldn't help him

On a side note, I really want to save the gote and tell him everything's gonna be okay
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>>166674064
>shes looks worse and worse when you really stop and think about her character and her actions
How so, exactly?
Being a cunt to Asgore could simply be her not understanding how much torment he is actually in.
Letting the kids go could be her not wanting to feel like she's holding them hostage.
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so nobody here got 1 of the 200 physical copies?
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>>166674057
D'awww... thanks darling.
You're pretty cool yourself.
I have more for you - if your heart can take it.

There are other undertales that i find attractive like Undyne, Toriel or Asriel (Hey! Don't judge me...), but for some reason Mettaton takes the cake and I just can't figure out why...
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>>166674887
Apparently not, were there only 200 made? I really want to hear that one track.
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>>166674796
I don't want to start a morality debate because that's where this is going to go but
>Letting the kids go could be her not wanting to feel like she's holding them hostage.
Is an unacceptable excuse for multiple reasons and lol if you are actually okay with that logic
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>>166674914
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
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I oh so love the goat
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Did I hear something about fish and bots?
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>>166674968
Robots don't fart, dummy.
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>>166674735
>On a side note, I really want to save the gote and tell him everything's gonna be okay
Me too, anon.
Me too.
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>>166674493
I'd push it even further and say about 80% of all fanfiction exists because the author had a boner.

But for a fandom that's so obsessed with angst and pushing the limitations of the characters, I'm a little surprised I haven't read a couple Toriel-centric one-shots that focus on her grief. Maybe I'm not looking in the right places.
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>>166675068
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>>166667615
> continued

http://imgur.com/7sAsPUa


>>166667856

*After some answers, King Asgore doesn't seem angry, however, an odd expression darkens his face

*What will you do/tell Asgore?
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>>166675206
Hug him of course
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>>166675206
Tell him yes in a serene way.
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>>166666024
No!
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>>166675206
Deny it down to your bone.
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>>166675206
Explain that they are not a human, but a sapient meat popsicle.
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>>166675206
humans aren't grey, dummy
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>>166675206
tell him you're just a fat or mutated skeleton monster
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>>166674914
>I have more for you - if your heart can take it.
I don't think it can take it, but "death by Mettaton's butt" doesn't sound bad, does it?

>Undyne and Toriel
You. You have a fine taste. I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I don't see Asriel, but maybe I haven't seen enough of him. I don't judge
>for some reason Mettaton takes the cake and I just can't figure out why...
You know why...

>>166675053
That pic is just perfect. You have no idea of how much I like it. Thanks for the contribution!

>>166675206
Tell him you want to find a way out of there because you are really scared. Bonus points if you're tearing up
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>>166675206
Nope! Never heard of 'em!
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>>166675053
>Fish, hotbot, stockings, nurse outfits.
Yup - that ticks all the boxes

>>166675206
Asgore gets 'nam flashbacks.

>>166675619
It's called "death by glamour", darling.
>You know why...
I have my suspicions, but before playing Undertale I never would've thought that i'm gonna get a gay-crush on a fictional character...
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>>166675206
Yell "No!" and run away.
>>166675326
Stop trying to fight it! Embrace the spider and her cuteness!
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>>166675875
Yeah, I guess for some people Undertale really changes the way they think. All the fanart doesn't help.
Did you find out you liked Mettaton's "glamour" just after you finished the game or did it take a while?
Don't tell anyone, but when I found out I had to have dinner with Undyne to get the TP ending I thought "Oh no, I don't wanna see that bitch again".
Look at me now lol
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>>166666024
Fresh Pixiv from spider.
She looks like she works hard.
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>>166675206
Doesn't he know what humans look like? Challenge him, fists only, no armor.
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>>166676829
>Frisk going full "1v1 me bruh"
That'd be hilarious considering how small Frisk is. Any punch would bounce off Asgore's belly
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>>166677115
That would be cute but people are just going to point out the whole intent thing and get mad that you said that
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>>166677115
it aint frisk doing it though, its anon, a 5'11" hate filled monster killing machine
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>>166676484
Oh - this is getting a bit awkward, but...
I liked Mettaton from the start. Right from the moment when he showed up for the first time in his box form i thought his scenes were the funniest in the entire game.
When i saw his EX form i immediately became fond of his looks too (the fact that i have similar haircut helped), but i didn't cross the line into total fanboy territory yet.
But then - few days later - i had a dream. You know - "that" kind of dream and, well...
Here I am now.
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>>166677115
But anon a particularly malevolent fart could erase all of monsterkind

It's canon
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Who else loves it when Sans is angry and frustrated at the slightest thing and is very tense and snippy
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>>166676762
Running such a popular bakery with tons of customers is tough. Thanks for your continued provision of fresh Pixivs!
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>>166677452
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>>166677452
But that sounds more like Papyrus?
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>>166677427
Mettaton's scenes are probably the funniest indeed, he's a showman, and a pretty good one!
Oh, so it was like that... That has sorta happened to me with real people.
>Meet someone somwehat attractive
>Not really into them
>Have lewd dream
>Suddenly want to fug the everloving shit out of them
Brains are weird.
Was it... a good experience?
Just to go back to less... private stuff, here's a different question: Does Mettaton dream of electric sheep? How does his mind work? Can he be reprogrammed? He's a robutt after all

>>166677438
Except Flowey. Flowey's a tought sonovabiatch
>>
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they were always walking around in old and ratty clothes and their feet were always wet because of the holes in their shoes and they were always really stressed out and complaining about how hungry they were and their grades were low
>>
It's been a year since I have played this game, and I still listen to the music all the time (I'm listening to undyne's theme as I make this post). This game had absolutely the best soundtrack in videogame history. 100 songs in the OST, and I like every single one of them. It's honestly incredible
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>>166677937
no, get them grades up kiddo
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>>166677902
Flowey still dies to a child with a kitchen knife
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>>166677989
>best OST ever
Nah
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What would happen if a krogan fell into the underground?
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>>166677937
stop making me feel terrible that I can't adopt my hypothetical abused and starving favorite so I can shower them with love and care
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>>166678269
>Krogan
him and the RGs have a threesome and he joins the royal guards
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>spent an hour discussing fanchildren with some other random
fuck me.
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>>166678645
I read this as fartchildren and got really upset
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>>166677902
Well - the dream i had wasn't that lewd.
It was more like this pic.

>Brains are weird.
That's literally what i wrote after posting about that dream for the first time.
It's weird - it has been over a year and i still remember the tiniest details...

>Does Mettaton dream of electric sheep? How does his mind work?
I always thought that he just goes into stand-by mode.
Plugs a charger into his butt and turns off.

>Can he be reprogrammed?
His body - probably. But there's still a ghost inside that controls it.

>>166678269
KROGAN CAAAAWK!
I'm sorry - i couldn't stop myself...
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>>166678485
Oh no....
>>166678794
OH NO!
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>>166678879
Ooooh yeee-

>>166678904
OH NOOO!
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I want to kiss Asgore's belly
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>>166678904
i like it very much
i want to cum in her butt
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I just wanted to ask about videos in the hidden area of the lab. I've made a horrible mistake in coming here.
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>>166678904
jelly makes me want things
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>>166679026
Sorry but that's my job as well
>>166679116
What did you want to know about them?
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>>166679116
this whole fandom is a mistake
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>>166679116
These are the videos from the lab
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>>166679168
Why don't you kiss his bepis then?
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>>166679251
well that as well
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>>166678975
Oh yeaaaaah!
>>166679116
Your lore questions will be answered swiftly, despite the shitposting, we do love to talk about the game.
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>>166679096
same. birds are hot
>>166679119
i want jelly desu
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>>166678794
>It's weird - it has been over a year and i still remember the tiniest details...
Makes sense, I bet it wasn't like your average dream

>stand-by mode
Probably
>Plugs a charger into his butt and turns off.
I'm trying my best not to make a sexual joke here!

Also, Mettaton dominates the Underground's TV but... He needs to recharge. Who else could be on TV? I can imagine Papyrus having his own cooking show or Sans with a comedy show
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>>166678645
What were the fanchildren like
Give me all the juicy details
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>>166679168
>>166679342
I just wanted to see if I underststood what was going on there. some kids are planning to get six human souls. they're planning on breaking the barrier right? Not sure what they needed the flowers for.
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>>166679634
Have you beat the game? If not then fuck off and do it first

but yes Chara killed themselves so that Asriel could take their soul and go murder people in order to get the souls needed to break the barrier but Asriel betrayed Chara and got them both killed when he fled like a coward wasting Chara's sacrifice
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>>166679634
>some kids
Anon, have you been paying attention?
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>>166679383
i want into jelly
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>>166679527
> Sans with a comedy show
Come on - he's to lazy to do that.
And pap would have like one viewer.

>I'm trying my best not to make a sexual joke here!
Well then - this one won't make that easy.
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>>166679831
fuck off shes mine
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>>166679969
you can have her but I want her to have me first
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>>166679913
*any easier
God - what's happening with my english today?
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>>166679634
im guessing you beat TP fully then since you had to do this to get to the tapes. If not then beat the game first before coming here, and before reading this next part.

The flowers are poisonous buttercups. If you remember they used buttercups instead of butter and their dad (Asgore) got really sick. Asriel and their unnamed sibling had a plan to break the barrier. The unnamed sibling used the poisonous flowers to kill themselves so Asriel could absorb their soul (asriel's sibling is an adopted human)
Listening to the story right before you get to asgore (the one froggit and other npcs tell you) might help your understanding and is directly connected with this.
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>>166679913
Sans already performs a comedy show at the MTT resort, recording and broadcasting it wouldn't take much effort.
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>>166680018
ew is this a vore thing?
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>>166680092
would you really mind?consider how much easier it makes the competition.
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>>166679538
can't really explain but now my friend's trying to do punnett squares on monster/humans hybrids as to whether or not they would use magic or not.

Being a big major does that to you.
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>>166680048
Oh yeah - i forgot about that.
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>>166679831
I want to pet_ jelly
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>>166679760
>>166680035
Well, I beat Flowey, then he told me I had to go be friends with Alphys. So I did that and here I am. I'll keep looking around.
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>>166680237
ehh i wouldnt date a girl who has consumed another human being, just on principle
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>>166680356
Yea beat the game before you come here. Spoilers everywhere man and the ending is...you dont wanna be spoiled for it. believe me.
You are very close to the end so do that then come back.
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I wonder what Jelly thinks about her fans...

>>166679913
Pap would the the happiest skeleton ever even with one viewer. Besides, Sans would probably lie to him and tell him that his program is the most famous in the Underground. Pap would go around saying "hi fans!" and stuff. It'd be fun

>that pic
It seems someone's really TURNED ON
I'm sorry
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>>166679913
Papyrus could gain a viewership, he may be unpopular in Snowdin but people like him enough to make him king in a neutral ending. Even if people are only tuning in to watch him totally destroy the kitchen or poison his taste testers with every dish he makes.
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>>166680685
>Reverse Gordon Ramsay
I'd watch it
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>>166680636
she thinks im handsome and perverted and weird and i lied about the handsome part
>>
The Dreemurrs have not been having the nicest day when they were snatched up during the night and told by an unknown bodies that they were going to become their 'finest exhibit'. It all started to make sense when the tank they were in flooded, their panicked screams silenced by the water as they bubbled their last together as a family. They banged on the tank as it was unveiled to a large group of smartly dressed businessmen and women, talking about some kind of 'trophy auction'. Their tank certainly took some takers as they slowly drowned together, slowly sinking one by one.
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>>166680931
They'd just turn to dust, retard
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>>166680636
>>166680685
I forgot to say that Sans would probably be that one viewer.
Though regular guest appearances by Undyne would boost ratings quite a bit.

This time pic is unrelated.
>>
new track online soonTM
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>>166680931
is this based off that drowning fetish porn ive been seeing recently?
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>>166680862
I bet she sorta feels like Undyne in pic related

>>166681080
>Undyne as a guest in Pap's program
>A lot of people watch it because of her
>They find out Papyrus is a nice fella
>He actually becomes famous
I can already see him smiling after finding out the real ratings

Robutt is never unrelated
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>>166680836
>reverse Hell's Kitchen
>Papyrus is sent to various 5-star restaurants and made head chef for a week
>destroys them

I want this
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>>166681393
Wait, or was that Kitchen Nightmares

shit
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>>166681363
haha kinda, she feels a certain way about utg but its not my place to say
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>>166681558
when is the wedding
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>>166681393
>>166681524
Kitchen Nightmares. Ramsay has too many TV shows to remember all of them.
I also want Papyrus' version.
>"Wowie kid, you almost forgot to throw the box in with the spaghetti!"
>"But Pap, you aren't supposed to cook the bo-"
>*Papyrus throws box in*
>"FANTASTIC"

>>166681558
I think I'd rather not ask, I don't want to start anything. I want this place to be chill, comfy and full of love for Undertale's characters
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>>166681754
like two months ago
>>
new track is remix of bergentruckung/asgore with new stuff
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>>166681870
when's the baby due
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>>166681879
Is it?
Where'd you hear it?
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>>166681909
whenever the stork brings it dummy
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>>166681974
dude who got the physical copy told me.
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>>166681363
Somehow i just can't imagine undyne NOT trashing entire place in that show.

>>166680836
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE, HUMAN!

>>166681829
Someone needs to draw Papyrus as Gordon Ramsay. With his haircut and all that.

Now - what about other shows or movies? Let's imagine that Mettaton wants to direct a "straight to dvd" B-class movie.
What genre is it and who plays in it?
And how lewd does it get?
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Pervert goat dad
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Jelly belongs to me
You can't be trusted
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>>166682317
Wrong.
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>>166682317
tell her I'm sorry we suck so much
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>>166675206
>continued

http://imgur.com/vkRMslZ

*The seriousness of Asgore's question fills you with....DETERMINATION...?

*You run blindly away from asgore! where are you headed? what will you do once you get there!?

>>166675232
>>166675303
>>166675619

To be more inclusive, I'm going to try and fit as many of the responses in as I can! (as long as they aren't too contradictory)
>>
Also your favorites belong to me
Again you cannot be trusted
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>>166682317
incorrect, jelly belongs to jelly
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>>166682558
Are you gonna archive these?
I'd like to start from the beginning
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>>166682594
I'm literally the only one that likes my favorite
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>>166682558
>we're already gay
come on guys
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>>166682594
no fuck you
my favorite makes his own choices
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>>166682848
They chose a safe contended life
They gave up their freedom
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>>166682712
I dunno, I'll probably leave them in an album on my Imgur.

I suppose if no one has anymore suggestions for this "timeline", I could start over again
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>>166682935
horseshit
I'm busting him out and taking you down
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>>166682558
Go to the core and convert it into a disco.
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>>166682264
The entire kitchen would be reduced to ashes, but the ratings would reach their all-time highs!

>Where's the lamb sauce
I gotta see Ramsay's highlights now!

>Papyrus Ramsay
I neeeeed this! I need it so much!

>Mettaton's B-class movie
Drama, definitely. Some sort of Oliver Twist kinda movie with a really low budget and a forced plot that somehow the entire Underground would love. He's a robokid who wants to be a showman and goes through a lot of shit to get in the show business.
It includes lewd, even "nude" shows maybe

>>166682317
I can't wait until Jelly comes here and sees y'all saying this shit lmao

>>166682558
lmfao
That is really good. Anon is overacting so much, I LOVE it!!!

>>166682594
No, the fish is mine, back off m8
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>>166682594
>>166682317
Fuck off Synth. RELEASE THE FISH
>>166682558
Start a relationship with all the female undertales.
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>>166683059
It's treason then
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>>166683228
>>166682264
Note: He starts doing lewd stuff when he grows up, not as a kid, obviously. The film shows him growing up and becoming a successful showman
"How can a robot grow up?", you might ask.
"You ask too many questions, my dear", I answer
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I oh so love this goat
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>>166683228
Yes, the fish is yours. The fish is weak, she knows she is weak, you made sure she knows she is weak. You made sure she knows you decide what's best for her. You made sure she knows she has no life and no chance beyond you. That you are the strongest. Or does she want the other eye plucked, too? Does she, the little fucking whore? You know she used the phone, you know she did. So you get the hammer. You get the hammer and make sure she knows that you're strong.
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>>166683395
I've never watched Star Wars
what is happening
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>>166683526
what the fuck synth
the fish belongs to the lizard
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>>166683526
Why do you do this, anon? What is the purpose of this?!
I'm not gonna hurt the fish in any way, she's the most precious thing to me, like wtf man?!

>>166683660
Y-you just had to say it, huh? ;_;
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>>166683518
A commendable gote indeed.
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>>166683526
fuck off already
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>>166683612
UNLIMITED
POWER
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>>166682594
I won't let you get away with it. I will do everything I can to protect my favorite.
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>>166683228
Invite Ramsay to the show. Does he kill Undyne and Pap or does he admire their misguided passion for cooking and attempt to help them?
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>tfw you could've painted your dick blue to fuck tumblr pussy but its too late now
How do you guys cope?
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>>166683853
Indeed!
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>>166684392
Haha, jokes on you! I got tumblr pussy before Undertale!
I didn't even have to paint my dick!
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>>166684320
there is nothing misguided about their passion, it is intense and pure
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>>166684320
I'd think he'd go out of his way to help them, and in the end....they summon GUY FIEIRI to take them to flavortown and eat the master spaghetti!
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>>166683459
I, um...
I didn't ask any questions.
I was too busy looking for lewds.

I'm trying to fit undertales into recent movies I saw and only Whiplash comes to mind right now.
Papyrus playing Neimann and Undyne as Terrance Fletcher. That could work.

>>166682594
Nuh-uh. I don't think so, darling.
We already went through some shit today, you're not taking him away from me.

>>166683612
Seriously?
Then go and watch it.
Dewit.
https://youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc?t=25
But start wit the original trilogy.

>>166684320
He starts shouting at everyone, but he shuts up for the first time ever when he notices how ripped undyne is.
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>>166684009
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>166684519
fucking kill it
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>>166684452
teach me your ways
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>>166684519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0r4jNhG9Z4
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>>166684320
At first I think Ramsay and Undyne would fight a lot, especially after he tells them their food is shit and calls them "donkeys".
Maybe it'd reach a point where they ask him to make some food. They'd be so impressed with the taste they would eventually follow his instructions and git gud.

>>166684392
I don't want tumblr pussy. Get other pussy, the world is full of it!

>>166684513
>Whiplash
Haven't seen it. Should I watch it?
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>>166684586
Getting dates is easy, finding love is hard
>>166684792
But anon, they are kinky!
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>>166683526
>sansfags continue to think their funny and not cringy
wew!
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>>166684958
There are plenty of kinky girls out there, trust me
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>>166684792
>he doesn't like fat chicks
>>166684958
I find it to be the other way around.
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>>166685132
Yeah, but I am in love with mine.
>>166685157
Love =/= infatuation. You'll know love when you find it.
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>>166683526
Go back to shitting on dadfags. Its all you're good for
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>>166684792
Whiplash is engaging but it has nothing to do with Jazz.
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I did more of the comic today, and thought more about it.
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>>166685132
>all these kinky girls
>just want a monogamous vanilla girl
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>>166685340
Good work.
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>>166685340
Thanks, my dear daddy! You're doing a good work!
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>no
>gote
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>>166685157
I like THICC like any fine gentleman, but again, they aren't all on tumblr bruh. Just go out there or go to a comic con or sum shit

>>166685267
In that case... I hope your relationship is going well

>>166685315
I'll give it a try if I have free time

>>166685379
I feel you anon, I feel the pain. People like you are me are a bit too old-fashioned for this world apparently...
We'll find the right one one day, I promise
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>>166685648
well yeah he's dead
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>>166685648
>no
>goat
>gf
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>>166685676
i doubt it, i have unrealistically high standards while i hold none to myself. oh well back to undertale
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>favorite character
>favorite characterfag
>least favorite main character
>least favorite characterfag

Go
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>>166684792
I'll put it this way - I love this movie, but it's not for everyone.
Basically it's a fairly slow flick with a premise that we've all heard before.
A young and ambitious student follows his dreams do become *blank* but no one understand his passion and blah, blah, blah...
BUT! (and that one big but)
The main drive of this movie comes from the clash of two characters - Andrew Neimann (the protagonist) and his tutor - Terrance Fletcher who's harsh like some navy seals drill sergeant.
So... yeah.
Like >>166685315 said - it's engaging (especially that last, breathtaking scene), but it's not solely about jazz.
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>>166682264
Reminds me of this request I did like 2 months ago.
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>>166685379
You might want to look in the bible belt, but I fully warn you, I dated a girl who literally had no idea how pregnancy worked.
>>166685676
She's the light of my life.
And I am sure you'll find someone.
>>166685862
>Chara
>I dunno, dadfags I guess.
>Uhhhhh Alphys I guess
>Oh I am not playing your games mister
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>>166685862
ficus licker
ficus lickerfags
your favorite
characterfags for your favorite
>>
>>166685410
Thanks anon!
>>166685468
You're welcome, thanks anon!
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>>166685951
religion heavy people aint my jam
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>>166685845
1. Work on yourself. Become the best "you" you can
2. Use common sense and don't expect model-tier people to randomly knock on your door

>>166685875
Yep, definitely worth checking out. If I watch it I'll tell you about it
Btw, fuck you for making me get addicted to CoC. I had to force myself into a bad end to get rid of the addiction
And thank you for making me addicted to CoC lol. I recovered the sex drive I thought I had lost. The bad part is that now I'm into goblins and goblin incest.

>>166685951
That's beautiful!
I hope so!
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>>166686394
i already think im the best and i dont expect them to. thanks for the suggestions though
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>>166686093
>not accepting Christ into your heart
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>>166686591
i'll accept your dick into my ass mspg
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>>166684472
Unadulterated passion is too dangerous and often leads to costly mistakes, it needs structure so it can be expressed properly.

>>166684494
>>166684513
>>166684792
Hmm, so
>Ramsay and Undyne are immediately at odds, screaming at each other
>they both smash up the kitchen, Undyne causing the most damage
>Papyrus remains totally focused on his cooking, occasionally interrupting the fighting to ask for pointers from both Undyne and Ramsay
>Ramsay actually offers good advice and Papyrus successfully follows it
>Pap gets Undyne to taste his cooking and it's not just edible, but tasty
>this kills Undyne's will to fight, Ramsay can't be all bad if he was able to help Papyrus
>Ramsay shows them something ridiculously simple, like how to make an omelette
>Undyne and Papyrus are amazed at their own cooking
>Undyne celebrates by smashing the gas stove, and the kitchen erupts in flames

>>166684614
...but why does he SPIN?
>>
what the fuck are you guys talking about
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>>166685927
That's not exactly what i had in mind but it's still cool.

>>166686093
How about heavy religious robots?

>>166686394
> thank you for making me addicted to CoC
Wow. Now that's a phrase you don't hear that often.
I'm glad you like it.
I gave TiTS another try the other day and even though it should suit me more, somehow it just bores me to death.
Btw - how do you know it was me?
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>>166685648
>editing images
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>>166686571
Well you could try being less of a pathetic faggot and by faggot I don't mean you're a homosexual
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>>166686683
I don't fuck heathens
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>>166686721
>that sans

its better edited desu
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>>166686696
crippling loneliness
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>>166686690
He's canonically one of the strongest Sith during the Rule of Two era of Sith. He is an expert duelist and force adept, so he is basically a Street Fighter character in an old man's body.
>>166686696
Romance, Star Wars, and religion.
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>>166686703
wew forgive me mettaton for i have sinned
>>166686740
words can be hurtful and i think an apology may be in order here
>>166686819
didnt you fuck frick though?
>>
Is it wrong if I love my favorite more than I love myself?
>>
What are you guys listening too tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyDXH-FhQ4Y
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>>166686878
A work of anti-catholic propoganda

Besides Frick is a baptised. Regardless of his aboriginal origins.
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>>166686721
>Not editing images to remove shit characters
Sans is boring as fuck and only liked by people with the worst taste in the fandom and monster kid was cucked by the fandom harder than Asgore.
Seriously literally no one cares about him. It's kind of funny actually since he has more screen time than Asgore, Toriel, Flowey and Asriel but they all have way more fans
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>>166677989
A matter of opinion but it certainly is one of the best in the history of games in my opinion.
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>>166687018
John Oliver
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>>166687026
>aboriginal origins

Frick is black you fucking mexican
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>>166687049
eat shit, editing faggot
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>>166687115
Frick is an Inuit.
And a weeb.
A far worse sin.
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>>166686571
You're a tought nut to crack... I wish I knew you irl, you'd be nice to talk to

>>166686690
That is fucking spot on. Of course, it must end with absolute destruction.
At least my fish wife will know how to make an omelette now tho...

>>166686703
I really liked it. When I got into it I was turned on most of the time, which is surprising in me, honestly.
>TiTS
Not gonna try it, nope!
Your writing style makes it incredibly easy to spot you. I'm easy to spot by some people too so...

>>166686968
Nope. That's called love

>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1z5mlzF-U
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>>166686696
Spaghetti, Gordon Ramsey, Star Wars prequels, robo-nuns and CoCs.

>>166686878
It's okay, anon.
You just have to accept your atonement.

>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrdYwG17PE
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>>166687153
Don't respond to him, fucktard.
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>>166687153
>MKfag is mad people don't like his favourite """character"""

what a shame
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>>166686394
>>166686703
Did either of you get to the sexbot enemy in TiTS though?
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>>166687153
All i'm saying is that when you're favorite character is less popular than both Asgore and Alphys something went very very wrong. Hell Toby didn't even bother to include him in the Q&A and fucking Burgerpants made it in
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRBOTp19jQ
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Quick, post images of your favourite!
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe0Br4JhfBc
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPm7oCnpld8
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>>166687501
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>>166687610
>>
>>166687018
the sounds of death. my death
https://youtu.be/alTQiC6hhGc
>>166687610
l-lewd
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>>166687501
>not just cropping out the paw rotating it and placing it at the point where his sleeve was cut off
Shit edit job.
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>>166687703
>tfw you listened to that and had immediate flashbacks
>tfw you can't save your knightbros
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>>166687501
he lost his hand in nam
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>>166687794
>he didn't save Solare
what a scrub
>>
>>166687794
theyre alright for now as i keep dying but its always sad watching them go
>>
>>166687726
i was going for "hand nervously behind back"

also im not going to put in that much effot in my shitposting
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>>166687347
Haven't tried TiTS more than a few minutes, so no. I'll stay away from it...
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>>166687884
Typical of a Sansfag pretending to be an Asrielfag
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>>166687214
>Not gonna try it, nope!
Well - you're not missing too much.
TiTS is a weird anomaly - for some reason overabundance of sex scenes makes this game boring.
In CoC sex scenes were your reward (or punishment - depending), but in TiTs you can literally walk up to anyone, bend them over and go for it.
You can fuck like a dozen of different characters long before you even encounter a single hostile monster.
It just got so common and boring that i started to skip most of them.

>>166687347
No i didn't - can you tell me where he is (and in which version of the game)?

Also:
>>166687610
>>166687347
I'm, um...
Give me a minute...
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>>166687846
>implying I didn't
>implying I wasn't refering to the Knights of Loyce.
>>166687868
If you are lucky, one can survive to the end. I actually did a run of the fight where I didn't bring any of them to the battle, so in that run they all survived. It was an RP run of a Knight of Mirrah. It was a fun run.
>>
>>166687945
obvious mkidfag falseflagging as a dadfag to ignite fishfag and botfag hostilities against momfags
>>
>>166688147
Nah its a Sansfag and a very specific one at that. I'm surprised that more people haven't noticed all the falseflagging they do around here but I guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>
>>166688087
>didnt bring any
>bring all four and still die
fug i wish undyne was here
>>
>>166688221
Yeah It's you you fucking subhuman fuck.
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kissu
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEjR0ip9cxY
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>>166688286
I can't believe Asgore is a pedophile
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>>166687347
>Image
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>>166688286
I'm going to kiss him first and there's nothing you can do about it!
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>>166688242
Man, that was probably the best Souls boss fight since Artorias. Now I gotta go play Scholar of the First Sin again.
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>>166688539
No way! I'm going to be the first one!
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>>166687501
gonna kissu this goat
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>>166688540
its my favorite dlc boss so far as it doesnt feel like bullshit at all, despite my complaining
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>>166688494
>he didn't know
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>>166688746
Too late!
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>>166688819
Oh, anon...

Since you're the first one, how it feels to kiss him?
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>>166687930
>>166688026
Mostly what I do in these games is copy and paste scenes that I like into a Word document for easy access. Most scenes in the games don't really interest me enough though. That goes especially for TiTS, so I can understand if you're not as impressed. Somehow, despite the fact that there are so many races in the game, the sex scenes are nowhere near as interesting as CoC's in general.

Also, the sexbot (both male and female ones) can be encountered on the east side of Tarkus.


>>166688524
I know, right?
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>>166688948
great but don't feel bad. I'm sure that he would enjoy kissing multiple people!
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>>166688812
>that ass
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>>166689007
Play as a Drider. Eat black gossamar.
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
I don't have a good enough picture that could go with this song.
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>>166689007
Thanks, darling!
I guess i will start new game and go to Tarkus then.
wherever the fuck that is...

Also - i need to step up my robutt game.
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>>166687621
Dude, posting the non-edited version of that image in reply to that specific anon is my job.
>>
>>166689007
>copy paste into a Word document
I thought I was weird for doing that and I felt weird for doing it... I'm so fucking relieved right now, you have no idea
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTjhudlBw6M
>>
ever noticed how undertale is basically all the most important christian values in a nutshell?
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>>166689980
>implying
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>>166689420
It's the second new planet you can access not counting Tavros, after you finish what there is to do in Mhen'ga.

>>166689574
Don't worry, you're not alone. Gotta keep the good stuff on hand so you don't have to wade through encounters trying to get it again (or losing it if it's a one-time thing).

>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FAsbUm0hIQ currently
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>>166689980
yeah like respecting gay people and divorcing your spouse
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When Napstablook has a boner they can't jerk off because their arms are too short, and can't sex because of shyness.
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Cute dad taking care of children.
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>>166690526
posting that is just asking for trouble but I respect your tenacity
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i want napstablook to eat_ me
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>>166690246
Wow - you're spoiling me with those robots.
On my way to Tarkus I got a distress signal from that redhead space-pirate girl.
I remember enjoying that questline.
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>>166690626
I love all the anons, even if some of them break my heart. So, any trouble for me is a chance to interact better with a anon.
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>>166690724
You're a better anon than me
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>>166690724
I hate you and you have bad taste!
Not really.
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>>166690716
>>166690246
Oh, wait...
THAT'S NOT HER!
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>>166690781
>>166690863
Oh, anons...
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>>166690246
It was too good not to save it just in case I want to take a look at it later and maybe, you know... Enjoy myself.
Funny thing is, I tried my best to avoid any sort of sex in the game but ended up with lots of wives, lovers and families with hundreds of members.
I mean, imagine going to the Underground and discovering that every character wants to fuck you all day every day. You can't say no all the time, right?
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>>166690724
I like that you guys piss people off
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>>166690964
Imagine going into the underground and discovering you want to fuck all the monsters
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>>166691136
Oh, thanks my sweet anon, could you help me to be a "better" anon, then?
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>>166691269
No you misunderstand. I like that you guys trigger people or get triggered yourselves. It makes /utg/ more interesting
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>>166691359
Oh, how silly of me! I'm sorry, my dear anon.
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>>166691168
If I went to the Underground I'd stay in Toriel's house probably. I'm staying with the MILF, not risking it.
If for some reason I went outside... I'd want to fuck all female monsters, so you're not too far off
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>>166687018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T15DcB6UlEI
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>>166691449
She'll just cut your arms and legs off if you stay too long. Why do you think none of the humans stuck around for very long?
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>>166690716
Yeah, the dungeons are definitely one of the things TiTS improves on over CoC. The minimap makes it so that you can actually see where you're going, and I think the minigames in some are a nice touch.

>>166690964
I'm kind of a completionist in that I like to have maximum relations with every NPC possible, and all of the camp mates/crew members that I can.
...Well I suppose not, but I'm really only interested in Mettaton.
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>>166691605
>TiTS
>CoC

Oh my...
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>>166691605
tfw you can date alphys but not mettaton in the game
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>>166691810
Mettaton is kind of a shit character anyways
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>>166691549
they passed away due to blood loss, obviously. Nobody would leave Toriel's house unless they were gay
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>>166691810
it's a good feeling
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>>166691810
Perfect.
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>>166691549
>Why do you think none of the humans stuck around for very long?
Because they missed being with other humans? Either that or they weren't able to see how hot goatmom is

>>166691605
I'm sort of a completionist, but since the game has many options and some of them are mutually exclusive I gave up. Also, there's stuff that isn't added yet
>Date Mettaton
That should've been a thing

>>166691767
How can something be THAT cute?! HOW?!
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>>166691879
Well i'm personally not a fan of pieces of shit so I'd ditch her asap and hook up with a good character like Undyne
>>166692010
>Toriel
>hot
stop drinking the kool aid and get some taste
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>>166691871
you're right. he threw asriel's statue out of the hotel and left it in a damp cave with water dripping all over it. what a prick.
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>>166692010
>How can something be THAT cute?! HOW?!

I dunno, but I wanna hold her all night long
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>>166692098
>hook up with a good character like Undyne
Don't touch my fish bruh
>stop drinking the kool aid and get some taste
lmfao

>>166692197
>I dunno, but I wanna hold her all night long
Awww...
But what if she feels hot and bothered when you're holding her because it's been a long time since the last time she had contact with a man?
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>>166692372
Don't respond to that bellend in the first link.
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>>166691791
Yeah. That was definitely intentional by the maker.

>>166691810
>>166692010
Well...at least we got to be serenaded.
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>>166692372
>But what if she feels hot and bothered when you're holding her because it's been a long time since the last time she had contact with a man?

> I'd try and make her feel as loved and as comfortable as I can. Maybe it would calm her down
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I really love this boy
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>>166692372
i don't think he sees himself as a grown man in that scenario.
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>>166692606
Same but deez boys
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>>166692690
>>166692606
>skeletonfags only care about the skeletons
We get it already you can stop masturbating about it
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>>166692791
I am physically incapable of masturbating publicly to skeletons. We'll just have to coexist.
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>>166692880
Stop responding to that faggot, even ironically.
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>>166692880
>he thinks that was clever
jesus...
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>>166692604
>>166692631
Oh... Uhm... Good for you for making her feel loved then
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>>166692690
I love them both
I love everyone right now
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>>166692938
>shitposting cunt thinks he isn't retarded

Have fun buying yet another fucking pass and then resetting your router to get another IP the next time the mods get off their asses and hammer yours. At this rate Hiro will have enough money to retire to a wonderful home in scenic Jamaica.
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I wanna snuggle Napstablook and grind against their naughty bits until they get aroused.
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>>166692959
>>166692959

I do. That would be the only way I see myself. Dating and loving the goat as two adults
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>>166693074
what are you talking about?
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>>166692936
Bah you're no fun. I fucked up my post anyway
>>166693000
Trips of truth
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>>166693115
you imagine yourself as 2 people? that's kinda creepy, anon.
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>>166692936
>>166692938
>>166693074
>skeletonfags can't even get along
Wew. You guys practically make his material for him.
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>>166693085
Don't lewd the blook
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Goat dad drinking tea with the cute goop!
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>>166693115
>>166692959
Whoops. Second reply was supposed to go to Mr. Putting words in my mouth here:
>>166692631
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>>166693341
I want to see them hang out!
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Can we stop fighting about dumb shit and just make fun of dadcucks like god intended
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>>166682558
>continued

http://imgur.com/CCbJX65

>>166683113
>>166683231

*You finally stop to catch your breath
*as you gasp for air, a strange desire fills your soul


*Bloodlust? Pure insanity?
*No
*It was the burning desire to DANCE!

*You decide to find a hot place to set up a disco party
*Bitches love disco parties
(got sort of lewd here, sorry)

*Snapping out of your fantasies, you realize you are in somebody's house

(yelling is heard)

*It's that mother fucker!!
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>>166693567
KILL FLOWEY
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>>166693115
>>166693463
Oh, alright then. I praise you for not lewding the goat first chance you have
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>>166664486
whoah i like the flowey
who is the artist

>>166665819
>>166666253
i want a flowey bf
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>>166693567
kek
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>>166692606
>>166692690
>>166693000
>>166693183
these are good posts
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>>166693567
Wait and see what the fuck he's doing with that sock.

Then beat the shit out of him while yelling "WORLDSTAR"
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>>166693231
Oh you
>>166693658
Nah, I'm a pretty vanilla guy. Probably one of the most vanilla here from the things I've seen
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>>166693183
I wanna hug everyone
maybe not chara
take the knife away first
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>>166692602
“Please do not be alarmed, insert name here,”
“Is this good for you, insert name here?”

Ok, I'm sorry - I just can't stop reading this in GLaDOS voice...
Also - don't i get to say how we're going to do this?
Eh... I don't think it was worth it.

>>166691791
Yeah - I made a joke about it few days ago and it kind of got out of hands...

>>166693567
This is getting interesting.
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>>16669356
Shout with shirt off saying "Boobie Bepis".....then look around to see whose house this is.
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>>166693696
>who is the artist
https://twitter.com/x2_uro
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>>166693783
Aww
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>>166693745
People here have a pretty wide variety of tastes apparently. But don't worry, you're not alone.
However, I'm not sure your tastes can remain vanilla if you stay here
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>>166693567
Why did you delete your post, Petra?
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utg is dying.
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>>166694212
>However, I'm not sure your tastes can remain vanilla if you stay here

Oh believe me, I've been here for awhile. If they were to change, they would have done so already
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>>166694213
He didn't >>166693837 must have deleted the 7 at the end of the post on accident. It happens when you phone post a lot
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>>166694212
>Letting outside forces change your tastes
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>>166693704
this is a happy, well appreciated post

>>166693941
we posting small, cute things?
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>>166694212
Its a well known fact that 95% of parent posters are faggots that just want consensual sex with their favorite
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>>166694273
I don't know what you expected. The fandom was ok.
Nice, cute, warm.
Then fetishes hit. That's all it is nowadays.
Want something new?
Try LISA: The Painful.
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>>166694468
>LISA
>good
Don't lie to the kid
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>>166694468
>the fandom is automatically bad now because of porn
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>>166694212
These threads made me MORE vanilla somehow, all I want is a loving, fulfilling relationship now.
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>>166694573
OOOOOOH BOY HE'S GONNA LOVE IT SUCH A GREAT AND FRIENDLY GAME
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at least my love is pure
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>>166694617
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>>166694617
>>166694715
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>>166694612
Well when there's an excess of it, which I pointed out in "that's all it is" then yeah one can safely say the fandom majority has degraded. Sucks, but watcha gonna do kid?
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>>166694617
These threads got me into vore
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>>166694779
Reminder that Monster Girl Quest is pretty much fetish fuel and it's fandom never gets whined abo- oh right, it's okay when weebs and non-furries do it. Honestly forgot.
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>>166693810
There's a few possible scenarios that can happen. https://wiki.smutosaur.us/TiTS/Sex_Bot

>>166693567
*BRING THE BOOGIE BACK
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>>166694278
>momfags remain vanilla and cute no matter what
Is this the power of momgoat's love?

>>166694312
It's not like people here force you to like something. What I wanted to say was that staying here exposed to other tastes might make some kinks feel more normal since you see them a lot. It's about getting used to it, no force applied, just contact

>>166694465
Consensual sex is nice. Not like I can judge though. I want consensual sex in the missionary position while we look at each other in the eyes, hold hands and kiss a lot.
I'm a degenerate

>>166694617
>loving fulfilling relationship
That must feel nice...

>>166694662
Define "pure"
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>>166694573
yeah, LISA is great
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>>166694762
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>>166694617
yeah really
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>>166694828
Well I don't think that's hit this thread yet so.....
You're.....out of luck?
That's not a good sign.
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>>166694883
Shit is what you meant to say
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>>166694312
>not opening up to new experiences and growing as a person
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>>166694828
That reminds me of Zuke, an ex-member of the Steven Universe crew.
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>>166694715
shit I'd settle for an honest friendship
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>>166694878
Oh pls. That one is always whined about and debated. Only /tg/ passes it by as nice but that's a bucket of trouble on its own.
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I want to sleep on Asgore's belly!
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>>166694881
Even so, contact with outside sources shouldn't influence you.
>>166694956
Eh.
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>>166694878
>implying everyone isn't a hypocrite
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>>166694952
Not sure if hater or referencing "Life is Trash"
I'll assume reference.
Thanks for the support, kiddo.
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>>166695109
*in
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>>166695109
I just want to give him tummy rubs like I would a dog
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>>166695248
Oh my! Are you sure that you want to be swallowed by goat papa?
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>>166695075
>that image
me
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>>166695248
Asvore, pls.
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>>166694881
I never wanted a boyfriend until playing this game, fuck you Toby Fox
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>>166694881
>momfags remain vanilla and cute

Oh don't get me wrong I wouldn't hesitate for a second to absolutely destroy that puss. All I'm saying is, is that there is a difference between straight up fucking, and love making. 8/10 I prefer love making. Way more intimate
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too much vore, not enough booby
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>>166695429
Wait I need backstory.
Why didn't you want one?
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>>166695109
I want to sleep in his son's belly
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>>166695505
Do you like females with birds in her boobs? That sounds silly and funny, my sweet anon!
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>>166695363
Yes.
YES.
>>166695414
I'm not even him.
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>>166695614
I like birds with female boobs on their chests
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>>166695614
i like female birds with boobs
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>>166695489
You better not hesitate to do so!
>love making
>tfw the closest you can get to making love with your fav is reading a fic
Kill me.

>>166695505
This anon is absolutely right. Where dem titties at?
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>>166695738
MMM THOSE DRUMSTICKS
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>>166694880
Maybe i'll try it again later.
Right now i'm just not feeling it.

>>166694468
I'm guilty as charged, I guess...
But, to be honest - usually i try to keep it vanilla, not too lewd and always contribute at least something to the discussion, but i understand why you find it upsetting.

>>166694881
>I want consensual sex in the missionary position while we look at each other in the eyes, hold hands and kiss a lot.
>>166694617
>loving fulfilling relationship
Yeah, we all want that... ;_;

And Valentines day is just around the corner so that crippling loneliness is going to get way worse...
God fucking damn it - i hate that day...

Well, shit...
It's almost 4 A.M. here.
I guess i'll just cry myself to sleep.
Hang in there /utg/!
See you tomorrow.
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>>166695705
>>166695738
Oh, anons! Why won't you make a lewd-only thread in /trash/, then?
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>>166695508
that strays a little too far into 'not Undertale' for my comfort, sorry anon
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>>166695884
Night bot poster! Sleep well!
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>>166695889
Lewd only Undertale thread?
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>>166695749
right here :^)
>>166695862
finger lickin good
>>166695889
because i like posting here
>>
My headcanon for Toriel is that she has deep psychological trauma onset by the death of her two children, and this has caused a psychological disorder in her that causes her to want to take care of any child she sees, even if they already have a home.
Post TP Toriel gets fired from her job as a teacher for taking a child with signs of abuse home with her, and gets probation.
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>>166693267
But he's so cuuute!
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>>166695884
Yeah, gotta give it that.
You guys try to keep it handleable.
But the extremes just yell a bit louder.
It does suck, but hey Rule 34 ain't taking exceptions.
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>>166696089
My headcanon is that Toriel is a bad mom that loses custody of Frisk and kills herself after she has a miscarriage post TP when she comes to the concluison that it must be her fault that children keep dying around her
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>>166695884
Valentine's day is gonna be a bad day... Oh well, at least we have each other.
>4am
Same time as here lol
Goodnight botfriend <3

>>166696076
>right here :^)
I'll take it!
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>>166694881
>Define "pure"
i only want to be a toy for flowey to use as he feels
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>>166696352
degenerate
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>>166695884
Try not to feel too bad, I don't know a single couple that enjoys Valentine's day. It's a stressful, needlessly expensive holiday for lots of people. But I do enjoy the candy.

gnight to you
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>>166696352
me too desu good tastes right here
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>>166696352
...
Meh, nothing surprises anymore. I hope one day you can get to become Flowey's toy
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I want a loving relationship with Asgore that includes lots of kissing, hand holding and snuggling
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>>166696608
this but with his wife's son
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>>166696492
>the discount candy the day after
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I want a double cheese burger from Burger Pants.
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>>166695884
A little late, but good night fellow botfag and lewd game player!

>>166696250
What I do is just ignore the whole couple-y aspects of the day and instead focus on the sales on chocolate and such. Chocolate is there when no one else is.
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>>166696802
DON'T YOU WANT
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>166696938
this cracks me up every time
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>>166696637
I'm sorry for your shitty taste
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>>166697054
It's so perfect.
A meme that will live on.
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>>166696226
How would she lose custody of Frisk? Malnutrition from feeding them too many snails and buttersctoch pies? Frisk slipping on the pie in the middle of the night when going to pee and cracking their head open?
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>>166697227
memes aside I want food.
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>>166697245
How do we know the underground has child protection services?
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>>166697245
You know, knowing the story, that has a frighteningly high chance of happening.
Just saying.
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>>166697245
Frisk broke his arm really bad playing on the playground but told Toriel he didn't want to go to the doctor so she just let him do whatever he wanted because she didn't want to take away his freedom and it ended up healing wrong and he got a really bad infection and the arm had to be removed. Needless to say not even Asgore's money or influence could help her in the human world and Frisk was taken away and Toriel was fired
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>>166697329
Slipping on plates of pie at night is a blessing in some countries.
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>>166697245
Kidnapping is a crime. Frisk legally belongs to someone else, and Toriel has no papers on her adoption.
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>>166697319
They don't stay Underground and that's even if you choose to stay with Toriel.
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>>166697054
I am unfamiliar, please introduce me to this wonderful thing.
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>>166696704
this guy knows what's up
so much good shit on sale solely because it's in the shape of a heart
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>>166697461
https://youtu.be/A6g0mPo-uJM
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<3
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>>166666698
Which comic is this?
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>/utg/ can't go one thread without shitting on a character
Can you fucks knock it off? Its not even fun to post here when everyone is just being an asshole and trying to make each other feel bad
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>>166697461
Hmmmm
How do you introduce someone to a meme
Here try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga2sgSNuowY
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>>166696438
yes
a pure one though
>>166696518
finally
someone who understands
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>>166697461
this anon is a busta
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>>166697696
all i see is fetishposting i dont even know what youre talking about
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>>166697762
>ywn be this anon's flowey
it hurts
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>Immortal monster raising a mortal human
>This is going to happen to Toriel one day

http://imgur.com/gallery/1R1nr
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>>166695107
>Only /tg/ passes it by as nice but that's a bucket of trouble on its own.

/tg/ are fucking hypocrites who ruined 40k for everyone else with annoying memes.

>>166697831
That's Soriel concerntrolling, don't pay it any mind. He's been shitposting on and off all thread.
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but seriously
goat bf when?
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>>166697915
>not fucking the monster
She had shit taste anyways
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>>166697945
not in this life for sure.
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>>166697915
damn thats rough, kinda like losing a dog
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>>166697636
<3
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>>166697915
Toriel just needs to get pregnant to start aging again
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>>166697915
I think she'd be okay that Frisk lived a full life, and didn't die at eight years old or something like all the other children she's taken care of.
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>>166697636
<3
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>>166698226
wtf I like Toriel now
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>>166698226
>signed
wtf I hat pumpkin now
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>>166698365
It's better than watermarks!
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>>166698365
she only does it on tumblr because they repost her shit elsewhere
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>>166697940
Yeah......that's why I brought it up.
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>>166697915
This made me think of Dorohedoro for some reason. that monster guy is cute
>>166698226
Shes been doing that for a while
>>166698458
Yeah Reddit got offended over her asking them not to post her stuff there a few months back
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>>166698532
ribbit strikes again
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Goodnight /utg/!
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I keep thinking of silly scenarios in my head for teenage Frisk and Toriel

>Frisk's first date
>He shows up in a tux and has flowers
>Toriel is nice and considerate to him when Frisk is around
>Frisk goes upstairs to grab her purse
>Toriel corners her date, looks him straight in the eye, and says "She better be back by 9 o'clock sharp" while conjuring a fireball in one of her hands
>Then when Frisk comes down she acts all nice again
>Frisk's date is too afraid to even hold her hand
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>>166698532
Female Snowdrake lewds when?
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>>166698764
Snowdrake is my son and not for lewding
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>>166698691
Goodnight fish poster! Sleep well!
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>>166698764
oh fuck yeah bud, i need this
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>>166698691
good night fish
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>>166698746
But Frisk is a boy.
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comfy gal
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>>166698808
Well okay.

Female Chilldrake lewds when?
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>>166698746
You kinda sound like tumblr would be more your site
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>>166699006
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>>166699194
Don't get triggered
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>>166699227
I got a few really nice pictures off twitter yesterday
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>>166699227
Don't encourage him
>>
please do not stick your dick in birds
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>>166699357
i appreciate you, i should get back to checking twitter sometime
>>166699481
birds are top tier lovers
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>>166699434
Who are you even referring to at this point?
>>166699481
Correct

but do let birds stick their dick in you!
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>>166699357
god i cant unsee that smile on fuku's face
i know its just a line for flames but it looks like she has a really big creepy smile on
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>>166699481
you literally cannot stop me

>>166699558
i appreciate (you) too

>>166699573
I can kinda see it
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>>166699093
never.
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>>166698454
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Tfw no burgerpants bf to hug like this
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>>166700393
>tfw no utg gf
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>>166700481
>gf
There are no females here
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>>166700185
I don't know what this is but I want to break all of its hollow bones.

>>166700481
Go date Jelly.
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>>166700554
Not true, we know at least one of the Floweyfags is.
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>>166700554
what is a guy friend?
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>>166700584
i would but shes been gone for like three days
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>>166700584
I would totally date jelly
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>>166700606
>floweyfag
Okay, there are no human females at least
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>>166700723
I'd do it
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>>166699481
I will slam it inside Falco's cloaca and he'll damn well like it.
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I want to feed her more spiders.
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>>166700554
There are at least five girls here. Maybe six.
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>>166701349
i want to feed her my nut butter
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>>166701349
Spiders aren't free, anon.
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>>166700554
>sansfags
>dadfags
>fishfags
>Floweyfags
there are a lot of chicks here
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>>166701514
>tfw the only sansfag left
>tfw a boy
its a tough life
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>>166701640
here, take this
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>>166701684
i love you
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>>166701684
this is pure
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>>166701640
>tfw the only sansfag left
If only
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>>166701640
doubt that
>>
>Toriel walks in on a 40 year old Frisk playing video games and eating cheetos, absolutely caked in filth and morbidly obese from all the butterscotch pies and other sweets Toriel has given them for countless years
>"My child, when are you going to get a job and take care of yourself? Start a family of your own?"
>"Wh-whats the matter mom, don't you love me anymore?"
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>>166701901
i know its hard to believe but its true, im a boy
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>>166701919
Toriel knows the real world is shit and would rather bust her booty than let Frisk roam the streets
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>>166701919
4chan incarnate is what Frisk becomes, I guess.
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>>166701972
you're not the only male sans fag i meant.
>>
gun to your head, /utg/, which undertale would you let eat you?
inb4 the guy with the fuckhuge list
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>>166702251
same
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>>166702087
im just joking
>>166702251
>females pretending to be males
for what purpose
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>>166702281
would he throw me up afterwords?
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>>166702440
If it were an accident.
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>>166702281
Jokes on you, chump, I'm immune to bullets.
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>>166702484
Asgore then
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>>166702440
If you want him to.
minimum of an hour stay in them, though
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>>166702363
i didnt read the whole post dont bully me please
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>>166702281
>inb4 the guy with the fuckhuge list
Was it really that big?
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>>166702634
*steals ur lunch money*
i thought nerds like you were good at reading
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>>166702746
i only read stuff that I like
>>
Why are Sansfags so unfunny and annoying?
>>
Why are Charafags so unfunny and annoying?
>>
>>166702746
im going to have my bf beat you up
youre gonna be sorry
>>
why are femanons so cute and lovable?
>>
I thought you all left
I was sad
>>
Why is GUY FIERI so cool and flavor-wise?
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I'm just glad we almost went through a thread in one day
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>>166702823
>reading for fun
???
>>166702972
>bf
im outta here
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ok ill stop posting
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>>166703169
Never said it was fun, only stuff I like to read, such as shitposts.
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>>166703172
Don't please!
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>>166703172
good night.,
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>>166703013
No anon
They're degenerates
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>>166703327
im not going to sleep but im just gonna lurk
>>166703246
too bad
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>>166703334
they will divide us.
>>
Do any of the monsters besides Flowey and Toriel actually know that Toriel tries to keep children locked up in her house forever? And if so, why haven't they tried breaking in whenever they hear about a child falling through, so they could give the soul to Asgore? Respect for Toriel / Fear of Toriel?

Doesn't it seem pretty delusional of Toriel that she's going to keep a child in her house forever? What does she expect them to do when they get older?
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>>166703239
>reading what other people post
>>166703334
oh boy my favorite
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>>166700968
good taste
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>>166703426
Frisk is the personification of anything that happens beyond those characters
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>>166703072
I'm glad this was the first (and last) time I attended one of these threads. A bit too strange for my taste.
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>>166703468
>reading
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>>166703565
>being literate
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>>166703426
t.falseflagging momfag
You aren't going to convince anyone that her letting those kids leave to get killed and locking the door behind them was the right or moral thing to do so stop fucking trying
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>>166703642
>being
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>>166703642
>noing how 2 spel
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>>166703694
this is too real for me
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>>166703426
whimsum knows but toriel beat them and threatened their loved ones if they ever told anyone
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>>166703678
Oh, I'm not. I think its pretty messed up that she locks the door behind them, not even letting them come back if they wanted to.
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>>166703723
>גערעדט אין די ענגליש שפּראַך
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>>166703963
I wanted to revisit Toriel
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i cant sleep
i need flowey to strangle me until i pass out
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>>166704116
can he do that to me after he does it to you
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What did he mean by this?
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>>166704248
no. He's mine
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>>166704072
Yeah I think it would have made the game better if you could go back and tell Goatmom about how good you're being to all the monsters, and get more pies and get to use the bed.
>>
I miss the OFags
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>>166704431
anon i dont think you understand.
you're his.
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>>166704535
i miss my son
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>>166704736
should've locked him in the crate
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>>166704736
Cratelad's still here, he's been saying goodnight regularly.
>>
i miss my favorite
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>>166701640
Not so fast, fellow male sansfag!
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>>166704848
uhhh... do you mind??? Your favorite is not as important as favorite
>>
>>166704848
Who's your favorite?
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This drawfag was nice
I miss her
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>>166693567
>continued
http://imgur.com/cgovveE

*You decide to wait and see what the little bastard is up to.

>>166693646
quite the tall order anon, Lets see what the others say!
>>166693735
>>166693837
I didn't forget about you anon, yours will be in the next one!
>>
I miss not being able to recognize most of you
>>
>>166705193
im glad im not recognizable
>>
>>166705159
maim him and wear him as a decorative, talking hat
>>
>>166705193
do you recognize me?
>>
>>166705159
oh, last one for the night, if you guys ever want to continue, just ask when you catch me in a thread!
>>
>Asgore and Toriel are the only boss monsters left alive
>Asriel was their only child
>There were no other boss monsters

How exactly would Asriel spread the boss monster line without a mate
How exactly would Asgore and Toriel finally age and die if one of them hates the other? Besides suicide
>>
>>166705329
>I didn't forget about you anon, yours will be in the next one!
So does that mean Flowey is fucking dying?
>>
>>166705003
Snowdrake
>>
>>166705358
Please don't start a shipping fight or at least wait a few more hours until I leave the thread
>>
>>166705159
Mercy
>>
>>166705358
the non-ageing thing was probably a metaphor for the paralyzing effects of grief but i don't think toby thought it out all that much past that
>>
>>166705267
feels good
>>
>>166705358
but sans is a boss monster too.....
>>
>>166705371
I meant that towards
>>166693837

its up to you guys if he dies or not, depends on how many people reply wanting him dead
>>
>>166705280
of course, you're a smartass
>>
>>166705469
Oh! Alright, then. Thanks for the fun times, petra.
>>
>>166705159
Just kinda stare at him and reflect on how things just seem to keep getting weirder.
>>
>>166705529
yeah no problem!

I hope it was at least entertaining
>>
>>166705527
am i?
>>
>>166705358
What if monster reproduction is actually more like how it works in the Dragon Quest Monsters series (i.e. specific combinations create specific species of offspring that can be similar to or completely different from their parents)?
>>
>>166705648
Obviously not because I'm about to put my foot right into your ass
>>
>>166705469
I'd rather not kill him. I want to see whose house this is.
>>
>>166705696
we must produce the most efficient offspring
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>>166705358
He fucks the shit out of Frisk
>>
>>166705648
no, you're actually dead *fucking shoots you*
>>
>>166705720
kinky
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Post images.
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>>166705960
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>>166705786
rip anon, he went out like a bitch
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>>166705960
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>>166705960
>>166705960
Can I post my favorite?
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>>166705358
>>166705782
What if
monsters and humans could interbreed

Also what would Asgore name their child if he got Frisk preggers?

Frisgore?
Asrisk?
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>>166706172
go for it
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here's the album for whomever wants it!
http://imgur.com/a/kPUx0
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>>166705960
this thread needs some ice cap!
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>>166706063
I like this image
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>>166705159
trick him into thinking he'll be spared; then bitchslap him into hell like the seedy cunt he is

also i've had death by glamour repeating for like 30 mins now its easily the best jam in the game tbqh
>>
>>166706247
>Asgore fucks Frisk

>Toriel, Asgore, and Frisk appear on the Jerry Springer show
>>
>>166705193
am i recognisable
i hope not
>>
>>166706382
id stay home from school to watch that
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>>166706284
Never seen that one before. Thanks anon!
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>>166705960
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>>166706419
nah youre good
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>>166705960
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>>166706358
>also i've had death by glamour repeating for like 30 mins now its easily the best jam in the game tbqh
good taste
>>
made a strawpoll for next time we continue this!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12206930

So far we have three people saying to kill him
and two to mercy/ do nothing
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>Toriel fucks someone else and has a child
>Grows old and dies
>Asgore is still alive
>Still misses her
>>
>>166705193
this is an irrational fear of mine
>>
>>166706419
>femanons
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>>166706505
oh phew
>>166706843
oh no
>>166705960
oh kay
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Good night utg! Enjoy your Friday and your weekend! I hope you all dream of your favorite!
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>>166706814
Asgore could commit suicide by donating tons of sperm.
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Im worn out, Goodnight utg, I had fun writing that comic with you all!
See you around

>>166706982
goodnight anon, sleep well!
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>>166706950
AHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT! i need to go outside more
>>
New thread when?
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>>166706291
Fuck, yeah! I was debating putting this together for posterity. You're the best, Petra!
>>
>>166706814
>Toriel becomes an elderly woman while Asgore remains unchanged
>her children move far away and her new husband eventually leaves her a widow
>she doesn't want to live in a home, so she relies on Asgore for help
>Asgore pushing Toriel around in a wheelchair, watching the love of his life slowly die in front of him
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>>166707046
please stop stalking
i need to sleep
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>>166706982
goodnight goat
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>>166707384
i'll stop knocking if you just let me in
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one more bot before the thread ends
>>
Go when ready

>>166707516
>>
killing the thread
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>>166707717
ill help
>>
murder
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>>166707774
and my axe
>>
this thread sucked
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