Mass Effect General - /meg/

Innit

Cora looks like a 40 year old mother that wants her teenage daughter to think she's cool.

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STILL best waifu, uncontested even now.

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>>166660497
GIVE GRANNY A KISS

Reminder that Jack died on the Normandy and didn't even make it to the collector ship

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>Rabbit-looking aliens are called Angorans
>Cora Harper is a composite of Eva Core and Jack Harper

Goddamnit, they weren't even trying

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Cora is cute with kissable lips!

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>sara i said stop calling me a twink

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Well, it's official. The only cute girl in Andromeda is the raptor

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Cora is literally a rejected design.

There's a scene of Vetra being bodyslammed by Drack in the trailer. Hopefully, this means that there is a rape scene

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>>166660820
You can kiss her chins too!

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LUCIO COMING AT YA

Honestly I think it will be kinda nice to go crew expendable mission first in Andromeda

I'll only be in it for me and my daddy, maybe the Krogan if he is a bro

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>tfw your best bro is going to be a giant pink rabbit

Is it safe to assume we're getting more squad mates apart from those in the pic?

>>166660820
are you trying to rustle my jimmies?

>>166661205
All that is missing is a tophat

>>166661260
it's the ones in the pic, Vetra, and the bunnyman. And that is all

>>166661205
She really is the best girl.

Jaal > Vetra > Bee Pee > Male Ryder >>>>>> Fem Ryder >>>>>>>>>>>> Cora

>>166660685
>>166660820
I would say BioWare needs to fix her old lady face, but they kept making Cassandra MORE unattractive throughout development of DAI so I think I'll just have to cut my losses.
Of course, this does leave us with the same problem we had in DAI: straight male characters have no good romance options. We've got the old lady, the crab monster and maybe PeanutButter? Unless there's a really hot non-squadmate LI it's a fucking wash.

>>166661029
Peebee taking that Irish ass to the new galaxy

>>166661369
>she

>>166660898
>they didn't even use the attractive rejected design because they still can't figure out HAIR

>>166661421

If that is a man, they are going to be regarded as the new malequars

>>166660291
>Thread theme: [YouTube] Mechwarrior 2 Mercenaries OST: Gotterdamerung
>
>CES 2016 Footage: [YouTube] Mass Effect Andromeda - CES 2017 Gameplay Trailer
>
>N7 Day 2015 trailer: [YouTube] MASS EFFECT™ – Vídeo Oficial – N7 Day 2015
>
>E3 2015 trailer: [YouTube] MASS EFFECT™: ANDROMEDA Official E3 2015 Announce Trailer
>
>E3 2014 trailer: [YouTube] New Mass Effect - E3 2014 Teaser Trailer at EA Press Conference
wew lad.

>>166661095
Lucio is my main and I still don't like this guy. He's so unusual looking. It's like eyes are too high on his head or something.
>>166661029
>no ass
>boot lip
>stupid Blade Runner eye makeup
Fucking Christ.

I am going to have a guilty fap to Cora and Sara in the trailer. The suits are bringing back my armor fetish from ME1

>>166661317
Don't forget the pre-order DLC squadmate who will cost $9.99 if you don't pre-order!

>>166661205
I want to hold hands with that rabbit!

>>166651873
>>166652020
>>166652189
Holy fuck, this is horrible and Bioware should again be ashamed of themselves.

>>166660291
THAT amateurish OP. Seriously you copy pasted the previous one without copying the actual youtube links.
>inb4 why haven't you done it
I'm ill and was asleep until now.
Backing it up for the next one:

Newest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNG_szaXNNU

Previously newest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: xyz

CES 2016 Footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRStRzbBD_g

N7 Day 2015 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Et481TNgE

E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
http://letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

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T O P K E K
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>all females are dykes
>token black guy who is not jacob
>asari scientist
>nu-male protagonist

full SJW level reached

>>166661551
I was trying to get it posted ASAP to link it in the old thread. Beggars can't be choosers. You can make the thread next time, bitch.

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>>166661767
>Fapping to Illusive Man with a sex change

>>166661840

he put more effort into that op than bioshit put into their own fucking game. don't yell at him.

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>>166661850
also great texture work on the armor, new consoles are real powerhouses

>>166661850
they even gave her a lazy eye.

>>166661840
see >>166661901
Quit your bitching, you useless cunts. You're as good at keeping /meg/ alive as BioWare is at making long hair. I'm not even a regular here, and haven't been for months. I'm just a lurker who came for discussion on the new trailer.

>>166661901

WesternGerman is worse than a bitch, he is a slave in a hotel. Rich guests use him like a prostitute. He is the House Boy, and gets ficki ficki in the ass every night

>>166661984
That OP was shit. he deserves no defense force.

>>166661095

It's mostly the hair I don't like, I don't mind his face.

>>166662086

well yeah but that was the joke

>>166661850
Seriously, why is she so unattractive? She's like a hard 5/10. They can make her look however they want. They can scan a model's face like they have in the past. WTF?

>>166661767

It's sexy as fuck.

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>>166662178
>2017
>having attractive females in your game
get this madman out of here

>>166662129

i actually thought the previous design was handsome (n-no homo)
bioware probably thought so too so they had to correct it

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>>166662000
it was not grand either on pc

>>166660291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNG_szaXNNU&t=42s
so what was the nigger going to do? chimp out and attack the screen?

>>166662046
nigga are you serious? If you can't do OPs then don't do it. someone with the actual skill (as if there was any needed) would have stepped up instead of creating that heap of shit.

>>166662065
>rich guests
that does not compute in my hotel. I suck off dudebros and dutch mallorca-type dudes for a living.

>>166662305
But that was coming on 5 years ago. The only thing that looks better is lighting and shading.

>I dont need an army, I brought a Krogan

where the fuck did I hear this before?
kind of sounds familiar.
did wrex say something like this in the games?
was it from the avanger film?

>>166661767
have some goddamn standards

>>166661850
look at this low res garbage

>>166662310
>nigga are you serious? If you can't do OPs then don't do it. someone with the actual skill (as if there was any needed) would have stepped up instead of creating that heap of shit.
And yet no one did. The last thread was dead by the time I started this one and not a single duplicate /meg/ was started in that time, you useless cunt.

>>166662393
It was an Avenger line, yeah. I think it was about Hulk.

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>>166661850
buying game for her

>>166662393
>watching the avangers

>>166662305
thats the last console generation you fucking mongo
what a shit argument, you should really feel bad

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>>166662468
this

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So is EA not giving them enough brownie points to get an actual model anymore?

>>166662351
I used to be a homeless junkie and I can't say I've ever been as pathetic as THAT loser.

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you will not see actual gameplay footage until the EA access preview. DO NOT PREORDER THIS SHIT.

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Will we get extra PAX footage too?

Why is there no Kett squad mate. Fucking Bioware, dashing my dreams on the pavement.

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>>166662468
>>166662535
dont forget to check if your version actually contains the game :^)

>>166662430
I did not fuck up this OP, you did. can't handle the heat and banter? Don't make one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqZvYgn35K4
Why hasn't this been posted until last thread? upload date says 2 days ago. Was it a stealth upload?

Jaal better be a girl to make up for the disappointment of Cora and Pee Bee

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>even the 39 year old tranny voice actor of "Jien Garson(?)" is more attractive than Cora

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>>166662748
>>166662903

>>166662887
$15 Kett dlc squadmate
>>166662950
But you did fuck it up. By leaving it up to a lurker to make it.

I have a nasty feeling that as a character, Vetra is going to be overrated and boring as fuck, her voice sounded flat and uninspired

>>166662014
yeah she has a crazy stare plus that weird grin going on in that trailer.

>>166663092
>But you did fuck it up. By leaving it up to a lurker to make it.
shifting the blame

>>166662951
Jaal is a male, it wouldn't make sense to have so many females on the squad.

>>166663143
Shut up you damned CDU voter. You created this situation

>>166662950
so Cora is basically the not-Miranda
wtf, didnt BIoware come up with anything new

>>166660820
Nth for I hope Bioware goes out of business

/r/ cora blacked edition

>>166663187

Does this look like a man to you? It is clearly a bitch or a very effeminate faggot

>>166661205

So from Alec Ryder's monologue in the trailer. Ark Hyperion arrives at Helius Cluster. There's no communication with Nexus at that point so they've got to check out Habitat 7 before the power on Hyperion runs out. But from orbit Habitat 7 looks completely fucked. Like fractured planet fucked. Why bother even landing there?

>>166662178
>why is she so unattractive?
it's misogynistic to put attractive women in video games, anon

S.A.M.
the not EDI on the ship
holy shit

>>166663143
>shifting the blame
>i-i would have made the new thread, b-but i was... sleeping! at 8 PM...

So does Liam have no surname? Too poor?

>>166663216
I will have you know that I voted SPD last time out of habit. It's going to be AfD on both Parlamentswahlen NRW and Bundestagswahl this year.

>>166663353
He is quite clearly male with the way he is built and his stature compared to the female of his race in the top right.

>>166663434
>i-i would have made the new thread, b-but i was... sleeping! at 8 PM...
that is factually what people on alternate shifts do when they are off work and are ill and aren't due to their next shift until tomorrow evening.

>>166660894
i want to marry that dinosaur

>>166663434
>he's not a NEET
Kys normie faggot, with your shitty normie schedule.

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>>166663441
>SPD voter

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>>166663697
no one could have expected everything going downhill back in 2013.

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>>166663825
I voted them too so I could study for free

>>166663697
>>166663825
>>166663929
if you didn't participate in the recent clapistan election you don't know the MEANING of regret

>>166660291
Can't even bring myself to see it. How bad is the new video?

God damn, that archon villain sounds terrible. What the fuck were they thinking.

>>166660685
Oh, God! I threw up in my mouth.

>>166661205
>>166664029

MISTER BUNNY

>>166664003
very. thought about pirating it if it was cracked but I won't even do that. just going to watch some walkthrough on youtube at best and that's it.

>>166664006
It's fine, just very underwhelming. Our only human waifu a shit and the game looks kinda boring and tryhard.

>>166664029
its it the not-garrus or the not-thane squadmate?

>>166664029
>literally our new garrus

>>166664306
Both.

>>166664306
look at the monocle, he's supposed to be our new garrus.

>>166664405
>>166664536
>600 years in the future in a different galaxy
>alien species you discover has the kuwashii visor
Bioware please

>>166660732
why didn't you add the armor to the normandy? that and the gun are the 2 most important upgrades

>>166664731
More like the kawaii visor, ammirite?

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>>166664029
>>166664306
>>166664536
sometimes I wonder just how dumb people are to fall for that

>>166664846
>some people see that and think "OMG POOR ANIMALS"
>i see that and think "im kinda hungry"

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>tfw DA:I had better waifus

>ywn be strapped to the milking table by Cass

>>166665023
i think both

>ridiculously empathetic but love meat too much so you just don't think about the fact that you're eating an animal

Im not that into mass effect but is there an explanation other than "its a video game" for everyone speaking the same language? I just saw the trailer for the new game and they are meeting a new race in another galaxy and its just like "hey whats up?"

I AM ARCHON. SURRENDER OR BURN.

>>166665082

Would kiss.

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>>166665151
It's really fucking weird that they are able to understand a species they've never encountered before but yeah, basically a handwave.

>>166665151
Universal translators, if I'm remembering correctly.

>>166661649
He looks like an average nig

t. Southerner

>>166665082
>cassandra could knock you out with her Quagmire-jaw if she turned around too fast
>literally the most attractive love interest in the game
Quality BioWare product.

How the fuck has Bioware gotten so shit at making human faces?

I mean, I never expected every character to be attractive, but Jesus Christ.

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>you're not going out there are you?

>vetra wants to keep you safe and snuggle you

d'awwwww

>>166665558
They've always been shit at faces. The only attractive people in past Mass Effect games had face-scans of models

>>166665023
>>166665147
same here. I don't give a fuck about it.

>>166665431
what were they think-
oh wait they're basically doing it again.

>>166665647
Yeah, but how have they gotten worse?

>>166665593
i want vetra to shield me from the outside world

>>166665826
Sad thing is they haven't. Cora and Liam both look better than any LI's in DAI.

>>166665952
Cora looks better in motion than she does in screens.

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SURRENDER OR BURN

>>166665082
>tfw DA:I had better waifus
said no one. ever. Morrigan yeah, but everyone else kinda sucks

>>166666072
Not really >>166660685

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>>166665826
hiring by gender/minority

>>166666163
look at them little skinny arms.

>>166666072
No she doesn't. She's got a giant rectangle face and a double chin to go with her Walmart Mom cut.

Cora looks like an old dyke whose trying to get back in touch with her youth through a trendy haircut.

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>>166666163
plz no bully.

>>166666285
>double chin
wat

>>166666428
you know i could swear I've seen her face before.

like on a b/c list actress

>>166666487

>>166661029

>>166666487
The terrible lighting makes her unnatural jawline look like a double chin.

>>166666585
>calling that a double chin

ok

>>166666452
what she's doing with poor doggie :(

>>166666585
I don't really see it

>>166666665
>>166666666
so close

>>166666543
Claire Underwood from House of Cards is the one I see being brought up the most.

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>>166666952
she looks more like jon and kate plus 8 than robin wright.

>>166666452
Ew!

>>166666952
Robin Wright looks closer to Samara, than Cass.

>This is exactly why we came.
And so did I

>>166665357
>>166665384
That hardware only works with alien languages they already know. For obvious reasons. It shouldn't work for new races.

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>>166667230

>>166660732
My Jack lived.

You're a shit if you don't make it so your LI lives.

>>166667365

Very nice casual shirt.

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>squadmate is named after TIM's girlfriend
>has TIM's last name
>uses one of Miranda's rejected designs
>is on a project which got a sudden influx of funding around the time of ME2
>which uses highly classified stealth technology
>and brain control chips
>and an illegal AI
>also the leaked survey stated there would be a human antagonist
>leaks also indicate Cerberus dropship models are in the game, at least in early testing

Seriously?

>>166668052
i guess this means cerberus infiltrated the expedition

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>Black Wolverine

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>>166668052
It's going to be Mass Effect: Cerberus again, isn't it?

>>166668254
oh so it's Kosta? he's got to be some sort of Caribbean. or maybe Brazilian.

>>166668176
No. I means that Andromeda was a Cerberus project in the the first place. A plan-B in case humanity would die to the reapers.

And TIM send his daughter, to ensure her safety at all costs.

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>>166668254
>double claws
this is so fucking horrible

>>166668278
If they make Cerberus closer to what they were in Mass Effect 2 (people invested in the fate of the human race) vs. what they were in Mass Effect 3 (outright villains and incredibly powerful out of fucking nowhere), it could be interesting.

Having Cerberus agents advocate for aggressive human colonization without being complete pricks would actually be pretty cool. Doubtful it'll happen, but it's still a possibility.

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It looks like they fixed Sarah's face a bit in the pathfinder briefing.

>>166668658
muh whitewashing

>>166668625
>incredibly powerful out of fucking nowhere

Cerberus was always powerful, if you asked EDI about it after the blocks were lifted during the collector attack.

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>>166667382
>completely ignored the upgrades in my first playthrough
>romanced Jack
>she dies when going through the Omega relay
>restart game

>>166668590
oh that makes much more sense

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>>166668387
dis nigga's gonna robbin' ur twi'lek ass

>>166668751
I mean wealthy, sure, but strong enough to invade the fucking Citadel AND Omega? Really??

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>>166668658
Still looks like a retard and doesn't look anything like her model

everybody in the new game besides male Ryder is ugly af

Why did they do this?

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>>166668052
>>166668590
>Mac's face when you interfered with his well-laid plan

>>166668751
Sanctuary was a safe harbor for people to go to. TIM turned innocent people into husk soldiers. That's the army. They've been using them since Priority: Mars.

Who else /celibate/ after seeing the options? That's my SOP in video games with autism/romance side quests anyway so this will be a return to form. ME2-ME3 have been the only exception to that policy thus far.

Though if there's an option to have a drunken one night stand with your femtur friend Vetra before you both agree never to speak of it again the next morning, I'll probably do that.

>>166669232
There are non squad romances so I'm still holding out hope for a THICCSLUT

>>166669232
If they make vetra a female only romance. I'll definitely not romance anyone

>>166669232
If that option is in the game, then it's all I need

>>166669359
Why would they make Vetra of all people a female only romance? I'm more afraid of them making her a male only romance.

>>166668975

i can't believe this is her model

this girl is beautiful. they really dropped the ball.

>>166669512
I've heard she can only be romanced by one gender, and since male Ryder already has beepbeep and Cora....

Also who the hell would want to play as femryder?

>>166669542
The fact that her hair is up doesn't help. Longer hair tends to look better.

Still pretty far from the goal, though.

>>166669748

i could maybe believe that sarah is the ugly sister who inherited the wrong parent's nose. dad ryder is better than all of them desu.

>>166669680
Because I played as maleshep. Some diversity is healthy.

I think Peebee is going to be the female-only romance. They're going to make both Cora and Liam bi, because it's the safest approach to please all humans of all sexual orientations.

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>no quarian with a nice booty and tight body as a romance option

Dropped

>>166670126
You don't know that. Could be a non party member romance.

A l*wd Yvonne.
>http://thegoddessstrahovski.tumblr.com/image/156409140658

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>>166670063
>Some diversity is healthy.

>>166664846
>>166665023
Well, considering the chicks aren't in any way harmed by the machine, as its specifically designed to collect them for sorting, I don't see anything wrong with feeling a bit peckish.

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>>166660291
> Le Token Black
> No Le Token Asian

I am getting tired of this shit. There are more Asians than Blacks, but we never get any representation.

>>166670205
There are no quarians in this game. They could still come as DLC / sequel, but we won't be seeing them in the base game.

>>166670423
>There are more Asians
2 nukes weren't enough

>>166670589
What do you think made them so fertile?

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>>166670423
You had your chance, slant.

>>166670063

this is such a weird post. also, peepee poopoo is obviously going to be a bi option.

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>>166670261
>peckish

>>166670490
I can see that happening because EA
>"Sorry guys, are we late to the party? XD"
>migrant fleet ark showing up as DLC
>quariancancer buying base game + dlc for another $200

Post LI plot twists.

beepbeep is asexual.

>>166670949
this is a literal /dag/ thing. please leave.

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the characters in the new game will never be as likeable, compelling and immersive as the original crew

>>166671037
I don't go there, so I wouldn't know. My bad.

Would still be amusing if the asari character doesn't want anything to do with Ryder.

>>166670672
Well, I'm pretty sure the LI sexual orientations will be up on Wikipedia soon.

Vetra is qt! QT!

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>>166670423
>no fit and thick Asianfu throwing omni-discs

>>166671320
Fucking ugly Turian

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this game is gonna suck ass
why the fuck do they even care anymore
oh right they dont

>>166660775
>Rabbit-looking aliens are called Angorans
Source?

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>>166671375
>wouldn't fug a turian

>>166671561
They're called Angarans. In the video where you see Ryder doing detective mode and the beaner is talking he says 'that looks like Angaran blood'.

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>>166661850
>This is the "buxom blonde" I've been placing my hopes on
F U G

>>166671330
I'd stick my dick in her pussy and pump away, if you know what I mean.

>>166666452
I bet she takes the knot.

>>166666870
there are no dubs on /v/ boards you fucking newfag

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>no tali in the new game

Dropped

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>>166671561
https://twitter.com/GambleMike/status/824696044420206592

>>166670423
Asians look good unlike groids so that's a no go.

>>166672241
>>166566000

>>166672528
doesnt apply to zeroes, thanks for confirming me you fucking newfag
try finding a 11,22,33,44...

>>166672434
They have cool helmet design

>>166672589
>moving the goalposts
zeros are dubs.

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>>166672009

I'd put my hand on her butt, if you know what I mean.

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>>166672680
they are insignificant dubs

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>>166672783

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Cora reminds me of Cassie Cage from MK X. Certain concept art anyway.

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>>166672434
>a new and never seen before alien design

>>166670664
>East Asian in mass effect
>He's a ninja with slant eyes and a katana

What did they mean by this?

>>166672434
Wow, looks gay af

>>166660291

I just want to genocide all the aliens, and make humanity great again!

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>>166672939
or Captain Marvel from Mouse Inc., which is incidentally horrible tumblr/SJW/feminist/misandrist bait

Im just going to pirate the shit out of this game, not a single dollar goes to the SJW trannies behind this game

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>>166672693
>those hips
>those thighs

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>166673384
Then go play Stellaris or something, ain't no human colonialism in BW's game

>>166673238
>tfw no chink squadmate with a deep hatred for posers with ninja swords, hard morals like javik, strong honor and duty
>no chink bantz in hilarious accent

Bioware really dropped the ball, but hey, we got the token black guy with an afro
there are so many races on the world, why is it always nignog?
hell, give me a maori squadmate, idgaf, or russian who runs around in a track suit

>>166673384
>make humanity great again!
In a galaxy they've never been in?

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Liked ME, ME2, DAO, DAOA.
Skipped DA2.
ME3 was ruined by the last 30 minutes.
DAI was boring as fuck.

Bioware has gone to shit.
But I still will end up getting Andromeda on release.

Sigh, the pains of not being poor / neet.

>>166673384
humanity is a mixed goo race, there is no going back to great again
andromeda was a mistake in the first place

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>>166673610
>tfw this will never happen

>>166673610
>or russian who runs around in a track suit
10/10 would take on every mission just to listen to him cursing on aliens

>>166673610
I'd like to see more slavs in general but they're too based for the libruls at Bioware to write any.

>>166673610
Bioware doesn't want BLM protesting outside the studio, reaching critical mass and then kicking down the doors to loot, livestream torture, and rape.

>>166673721
>boasting in an anonymous kantonese maijong chatroom

get your life sorted out son

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>we've gone to great lengths to keep ourselves hidden for the last 50 GODDAMN MILLION YEARS but this hairless 30-something-years-old monkey we've just met makes a pretty compelling case even though he has no empirical evidence to support his claim, we better ally ourselves with him to fight against the reapers and that creepy semi-magical little kid at the top of the Citadel

>>166673610
Nah man gotta have the stereotypical black dude that knocks up his gf and the token Hispanic dude to call you loco.

>tfw somebody at Bioware actually looked at these characters and thought "Fuck this is so good"

>>166673982
If the word loco is said by anyone in this game, it's going out the window

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>>166674121
>the black guy calls you "senpai" at one point in the game

>>166674121
Better than being called lola like he does with Femshep

>>166674246
cuban here. Me too.

Fucking buevos rancheros

>>166674276
If they made him a massive weeb, I would actually find that hilarious

>>166674308
I threw up a bit in my mouth at that point.

>>166674276
fucking filter
>the black guy calls you "f.am" at one point in the game

I wish the new game was set in the milky ay, I want to explore more of the home galaxy and not go faff around with twi'leks and humanfaaed rock heaps. Why couldn't we have had a game about a mineral prospector who goes around in systems at the very edge of the galaxy looking for new deposits and valuable resources, while fighting the scum and villainy that hides in the edge of dark space, like BTs and quarian exile pirates?
The new game just feels so unnecessary since we already have a neat galaxy to explore all ready of biowaare just had the guts to say we fucked up, retcon the endings and fast forward time a hundred years or so.

>>166665023
Wow you're so cool and hip not like those pussies haha. Back to the Youtube comment section you fucking faggot.

>>166674246
>Nazi's

>>166674031
>>166674775

>>166663098
remember we did only hear like 2 seconds of her voice, nothing more.

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>>166673787
CYKA

>>166674761
are you going to blogpost about how eating meat is evil?

>>166673958
The game is after ME2

Citadel doesn't believe in reapers

>>166674121
>going out the window
>buying a physical copy

>>166674761
this is 4chan and not reddit m8. we are perfectly okay with that in contrast to you lot

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>>166675091
>this is 4chan and not reddit m8. we are perfectly okay with that in contrast to you lot
>we

>>166674941
I want there to be a Mass Effect game where you do shit like this a lot and also there's no scenes where you sit down in your living room to have a long discussion about your relationship with your bisexual life-partner. You just jetpack around shooting fire lasers at space zombies and shit like that.
I'm sad now.

Commander, you've received a new messages at your private terminal

>>166673958

I came across this :

>One possible ending concerned the spread of Dark Energy - a force used for mass effect fields and biotic powers. It goes that Reapers were created to stop the spread of Dark Energy, which would ultimately destroy everything. That's why Reapers, every 50,000 years or so, processed (turned into a Reaper) an entire species - to slow the spread of Dark Energy. The Human Reaper was to be the last throw of the dice for the Reapers. The ending of Mass Effect 3 would be you deciding whether to sacrifice the entire human race, and create a Human Reaper, or take your chances that humanity could come up with another alternative.

From here: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-08-20-the-writer-who-left-bioware-eurogamer-interviews-drew-karpyshyn

But yeah, the ending sucked, it was made up as they went along and in the end fell apart. We just have to hope Andromeda doesn't go the same way.

>>166675915
They lost the plot at the second game and never fucking recovered. There was no saving it as soon as you started trying to define the Reapers or give them any purpose beyond harvesting life/tech to assimilate because they fucking could.

>>166675915
>the ending sucked, it was made up as they went along and in the end fell apart
I believe it's called "going full Damon Lindelof" in the business

>>166660894
Is she a Love Interest? Cause I swear if after the whole thing with Garrus they didn't give guys a Turian LI too...

>>166676145
did you seriously got triggered by a photoshopped image?
fucking embarassing piotr

>>166673420
Marvel is past the point of salvage, the movies should break free from them and Disney should scrap the 616 universe and start over from scratch

>Oh finally another Mass Effect trailer
>Watch it
>Wow it's good
>The characters look unique and 10/10
>Check /meg/ to see the opinions of my fellow Mass Effect fans
>Everyone is shitposting and hating
What the fuck happened here? We suddenly hate Bioware now?

everybody ITT caring about the token black guy while I care about how ugly they all are (besides male ryder)

>>166676290
>We suddenly hate Bioware now?
>suddenly

>>166676306
I think they're all ugly, not just the groid but you just know he's going to be written terribly.

>>166676290
because it's nothing but "Diversity" and pandering to college "progressive" types

>>166676306
whats with all these pro maleRyder posts?
He is a weak effemiate metrosexual nu-beta cuck with a joke of a beard.
he sucks as a protagonist, his father is way more intresting.

>>166676268
>Marvel is past the point of salvage
>Disney should scrap the 616 universe and start over from scratch
Yeah, I'm sure they hate making a shitload of money with every new MCU movie

>>166676290
>The characters look unique and 10/10
You almost had me but this made it too obvious.

>>166676415
He's handsome, don't be jelly

Does this game have a lesbian romance option that isn't a fucking Asari?

>>166676290
Sorry Mac, we didn't want to hurt your feelings. Just give us a big titty blonde with long hair and actual feminine facial features.

>Mass Effect 1 is now a Geth invasion being handled by Collector overlords that Shepard and gang must stop while Shepard is under consideration for Spectre candidacy by Saren. The two grow a certain respect for eachother over the course of the mission and after the Collectors are revealed to be working for dark gods called "reapers" Saren goes to the Terminus systems to find more information on these reapers but then vanishes
>Mass Effect 2, Eden Prime is hit by rememnant Geth Forces, Shepard runs into Saren, things look good until Saren shoots Shep in the head (Or killing Ash/Kaiden) . Shepard survives and now has to scour the Terminus Systems to find Saren's base and his new ship, Sovereign. The final confrontation is you trying to convince your Spectre mentor to fight Sovereign, with Saren doing what he can. Suicide.

Is the story made better by this?

>>166676509
Cora/Vetra go both ways.
PeeBee is a dyke.
Liam/Drack go both ways.
Jaal is not romanceable.

>>166673751
Use advanced science to purify future humans in a new galaxy, the milkyway was a mistake

>>166676489
>jelly
topkek, he looks like a twink
are you gay?

if I want to play a male character he actually should be male.
strong back, muscles, a strong jaw with the ability to give him a good looking beard and a manly character.

all I see is 2 female protagonists

>>166676580
>never went to space

>>166676517
fuck that, give us a marriable femtur

>>166676290

I think they're all fine. PB looks great now, and Cora's pretty hot.

>>166676268
>>166676482
they almost did back when the Ultimate Universe stuff sold better than regular 616 stuff but then they decided to kill it off
and yeah, Marvel needs at least a tech-reset. they have to come up with the most retarded things nowadays to top their previous ones.

>>166676640
so the token black guy gets killed off in the end? why even take him there in the first place?

>>166676678
>still being this buttmad
just golden

>>166676637
>Vetra goes both ways.
All I needed to hear.

>>166676623
>Saren shoots Shep in the head

Could you stop?

>>166676772
>still ignoring facts

>>166676661
Stop projecting

>>166676482
>>166676717
the movies are NOT the 616 universe

>>166676415
>playing with the default

Seriously

Unfortunately, it looks like hot garbage. Alot of money pored into boring SJW shit.

Story and characters look generic as fuck. Nothing like OT which was godlike in that regard. I guess talent drained out when they went into leftist direction.

Good thing R* still doesn't give a shit what others think because once you start to give a shit, you lose focus and direction, thats what we are seeing with MEA.

Why is everybody crying "forced diversity" in the new game?

Anderson and Jacobs were black in the original series
Cortez was gay
Liara was bi
Vega and Ashley were Hispanic

>>166677073
the worst example I've seen is people reacting not to hate for something but to "the wrong kind of people" liking something in their works

>>166676983
nice of you to notice but except for nick fury being black they definitely aren't based on the ultimate universe but the 616 one

>>166677147
>Ashley was Hispanic
what?

>>166677004
the post I replied to specifically stated how "goodlooking" the male protag is
i dont know what the point of your post is supposed to be..

>>166676717
They don't need to top the previous ones, they've been building up towards the Infinity Wars for years and it's all everyone cares about now
You just have to say "Thanos" nowadays to give a minor erection to most MCU moviegoers

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>>166677147
>Ash
>Hispanic

>>166677147
>Cortez and Vega
To be fair, they were introduced in 3, which is around the time most people started calling BioWare out on varying kinds of bullshit.

>>166677329
I didn't mean the movieverse, I mean 616 comics.

>>166677487
nope

/meg/ - Politically Incorrect

>>166677163
Bioware has been leaking senior stuff in last half a decade. Their games have also factually gone done in critical reception, while SJW bullshit and pandering has gone up.

They are done. This shit looks like a fucking Overwatch...and that says something when we talk about "generic".

>>166677376
There was still kasumi, gianna and the franchise ingeneral had a progressive message from day one.

>>166660685
she looks like that chick from house of cards..claire or something

Wonder if multiplayer dlcs will be free like ME3.

I doubt it. EA is bunch of jews.

>>166672939
>>166673420
>having an alt haircut means you hate men
And Cassie doesn't show any signs of misandry. If anything, she thinks highly of her dad and the only man she seems to be angry at is Kun Jin. And he's a faggot. So maybe she's homophobic.

Cora is just terrible all around though, if you ask me.

>>166677631
it's just hard to watch a franchise you liked get hollowed out like a jack-o-lantern before your eyes, and you cant find its soul anywhere because its been scattered to the 9 winds

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>>166672425
2true m8

>AI implanted directly into entire crew's brains

they're going to force synthesis on us, aren't they?

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>Tali fags
>vetra fags
>Jaal fags

>all in one general

Time to bail before you get turbo cancer

>>166679007
Tali is the goat choice tho

did any writefag make something out of the two krogan raping a fem turian c-sec officer from last night?

>TFW hoping for Cora to be at least somewhat attractive
>She looks like she's 50
>Dull voice
>God awful haircut

Look's like I'll be celibate.

>>166678865
>entire crew
>five people

Wasn't it connected to the brain from the Hyperion?

>>166679108
I like Jack more than Tali

>>166664029

Assuming I ever buy it, feel like my squad will be nothing but krogan and Jaal. AKA Mass effect 1 version 4.0.

I'm okay with that.

Jesus christ what is with all of the pol shit posting

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ngl I felt more sad at the end of ME3 knowing there will never been more tali experiences than breaking up with my actual gf

>>166679151

I'd rather have two hung krogan slapping their musky cocks on a human woman. The femtur videotapes it.

>>166679369
>human woman
how vanilla

>>166668591
Sentinels had the same setup in ME3.

>>166679173
I really want celibacy to be the highest on the stats that EA collects but I just know waifu fats will play the game multiple times just to be with pisspoo or the femtur

>>166679550
>this somehow makes it less horrible

>>166679471

Just not attracted to femturs, man.

>>166672957
GOOD JOB BIOWARE.
>>166679618
>>166679550
Those were horrendous.
They borrow the same design from the Omni tool but in ME3 they forgot that all the bright shapes of the omnitool were purely cosmetic, they were the equivalent of a screen on a computer. They were UI.

In ME3, suddenly you have Omni this and omni that, forgetting that all those designs were meant to be just lighting before.

>>166679352
How did you meet your gf?

>>166679858

I don't know about the omni-net, omni-spikes, omni-bow, and omni-shield, but they do explain what the omni-blade is.
A flashforged, white-hot silicon carbide blade illuminated by the omni-tool.

Still stupid, I'd rather just have the blades from DX:HR, but y'know.

>>166679858
Read the codex faggot they didn't forget shit

>>166679326

It got linked on /pol/. Not the thread, the video.

That's how I found out about it and came here. But while I am high suspicious of bioware after the horror of Dragon Age 2 and what I heard of ME3's ending and DA:I's mehness, I am waiting for it to come out before I consider it

Based mods.
Speaking of based, do you think there'll be bases to build in ME:A?

>>166677249
They're almost nothing like the 616 except for the broad strokes. They're very loosely based on the comics.

>>166676661

This sorta, but I don't mind default looks so much because there's a CC. I hope we get different builds, since default male Ryder is a bit too skinny.

>>166668052
The worst thing is that you won't even be able to join her but have to act like an xenophile faggot and she'll betray your ass for being such a alien cock sucking twink.

>>166680039
they wanted their own version of the lightsaber with a mass effect flavor

If Vetra isn't a lesbian I'm not playing this

>>166680506
why would you say that?

>>166680506
nobody gives a shit you fat ugly roastie

>get the urge to replay ME1
>remember Feros
>remember the broken down area of Noveria
>Ilos is only interesting from the lore perspective
>Citadel's theme droning into your head

eh maybe I'll pass for now.

>>166680506

Straight-up lesbian, or just bi?

>>166677631
Edit

Didn't mean overwatch, I meant Overstrike from Insomniac.

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>>166680060
The Omniblade was the only example they explained but it still didn't make any sense that that sort of shit didn't show up before. Like they added a shotgun omniblade even though that shit is supposed to be shatter-on-use

Like the tech armor was really interesting because it used lights as they had been before but its explanation also combined tech and biotics.

The Omniblade (and the lack of explanation why the Sentinel gets two that do less damage) was mainly just the first of many explanations for the Omni tool being fucking magic. Honestly, I'd buy it more if I got to see the omni tool itself, got to manage it on a more technical level.

Omni tools and Mass Effect fields went from Star Trek type technologies to future fantasy garbage in ME3