/owg/ - Overwatch General

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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752514016?page=5#post-93

fat mei

>>166523030
Mei is getting turned fat to appease tumblr's delusion.

>Seasonal event
>Queue times are worse than ever

What the fuck is happening

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post butts

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Reminder.

>>166523149
theres alot of traffic currently, so they're probably throttling the traffic so that their servers dont die.

Why can't the Chinese into dragons?
They're all hairy and don't have sharp teeth. Western dragons are bestern dragons

I think if the CTF maps were larger it would help but having the flags close on both maps just means once someone grabs the flag, it's almost impossible to stop them.

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>>166523164

>>166523135
>Ruining her best skins
Fucking blizzard bending over to tumblr outcries

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>mfw ana is still op
>mfw the tank meta will live on
>mfw 90% of the cast will continue to be irrelevant

>>166523139
>to appease reality
FTFY

She lived in the fucking Antarctic, she got fat, deal with it waifufag.

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NEED
TO
PROCREATE
IN
THE
MISSIONARY
POSITION
FOR
THE
GOOD
OF
BLUE
HUMANITy

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Blue is best.

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>>166523135
"""""""""""""bug"""""""""""""""

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>>166523135
Why is Blizzard so fucking weak? Should we ask tumblr to complain about the game imbalance so that Blizzard will finally listen?

>can equip 4 emotes
fucking casual

bow d.va
bow to my dick

>>166523273
Yeah, I think this mode has potential if you make the maps a bit bigger.

>>166523364
Even so, this Mei skin was clearly intended to be pre-chub.

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>at least 5 boxes
>no event skins

It's a 60 dollar game. Why is blizzard so jewish when it comes to costumes?

So I'm a huge pleb, what do you call that dress that Mercy's new skin uses?

>>166523393
Didn't some anons in the last thread say that there was actually a marked difference between the skins in the trailer and how they look in the game? It could be a legitimate bug.

>>166523362
>Dva is dead now but is replaced by another tank
>Roadhog is better than ever
>Ana got a slap on the wrist
Tank meta will never leave, even if ana gets killed off it will stay for the sheer fact it's so easy to pull off in solo queue compare to 2-2-2 and other formations

>>166523391
>>166523393
Do any of you retards actually believe she was deigned to have a tiny waist and an ass twice the width of her body?

She's a fat fuck and always has been.

Is CTF the worst mode in Overwatch history?

>>166523375
>procreate

I doubt she's capable of that anymore.

>Live in scandinavia
>Were bullied by sand niggers
>Get PTSD symptoms every time Ana opens her mouth

>>166523580
I hated Mei's Snowball Fight but at least it didn't end in a draw about 40% of the time like CTF.

anyone got images of WuKong in primal rage?

I wanna know if it is worth buying

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Since Tumblr can change reality. I want people to acknowledge that Reinhardt is actually a small man who wears a big suit and uses a voice modulator to deepen his voice.

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Genji is a SLUT!

>>166523549
>>166523559
Yeah, they showed off the bug that Widow had that caused her ass to change size. It is caused by weights for the animation bones is how he explained it.

>>166523580
It's pretty fun if you play with micbros and play heroes who are suited to the mode
My mains for it are lucio, tracer and winston

Post the event checklist

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>mfw one of our three dps is bitching about how we need a second healer

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>>166523605
Just because she's dead emotionally doesn't mean she's dead physically

>>166522850
wait, what? source?

inb4 fatumblurites got mad because a skin finally revoked the myth of her beign fat instead of just wearing a thick suit for cold protection Eskimo-style

>>166523580
Came here to post this.

>>166523446
Literally so people will buy more to equip them all.
Same with sprays but on console it's actually really annoying to spray right, the timing and order is wrong, it feels clunky and I keep accidentally emoting instead because previously, selecting something meant I was in the voice commands so now I instinctively open voice commands

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>>166523164

>>166523580
all the brawls except total mayhem exist and mystery heroes is pure shit but none of them are worse then CTF, shouldve been what that one guy said it could be, which was only Tracer

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>>166523671

>>166523696
Well there's also the issue of her being physically cold with a really slow heart rate

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>>166523671
FOR ANGELA.

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>>166523559
""""fat""""

>>166523554
I don't care about any of the tanks as long as it's not current D.Va.

Hog's hook is a net nerf to people who exploit bullshit hooks. It's also a net buff to anyone who's ever played Hog going up against an enemy Hog, because getting hooked is now the fault of the hook victim being out of position than the Hog making mad hooks.

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>166523701
The waist is pretty drastically pulled in. She should be loosened up a but but not so she's a fat whale just enough so that she doesn't look weird.

>>166523794
Has anyone actually made Genji look really fucked up beneath the mask?

>>166523559
literally every female in this game is like that

>>166523580
It's bad but I've said dozens of times now, if you're solo queuing, pick Torb, leave your turret in your flag, make a fuck load of armour and lead the charge. But only on control centre, don't bother with any other map.

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>>166523815
C-cute...

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>>166523895
sadly no. I actually prefer art where he is more scarred.

>>166523885
Anyone got the Olympic Games spray for comparison? This pic does look significantly more hourglass-shaped.

>>166523701
literally the first post

>>166523549
Doubt it. These things get modeled out (and if you're a big name game developer, hopefully, tested as well, before release). ...modeled out beforehand, you see. There must've been enough fat crybabies to convince blizzard to call it an accident/"bug." See, who's going to fucking believe that load of shit, anyone who knows how computers and modeling works? No. Fat crybabies? Yes.

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>>166523671

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>>166523815
Such a cute idea for sprays

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MEI IS NOT THICC AS EVIDENCE ON HER NEW SKIN. LOOK AT HER STOMACH

ITS LITERALLY JUST HOURGLASS WITH CHUBBY FACE

FUCK BLIZZARD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THICC BAE

>>166523171
>thousand yard stare

Why do diamonds tilt and throw the game so much?

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>MFW they locked the "fat was a bug" thread after torrents of laughter

>>166523773
>none of the brawls are worse than CTF
>offence only
>on hybrid maps
>defence only
>on 2CP
Literally no point playing offence only if you're on defence, and no point attacking against and all defence hero defence

>>166523171
>omnics pulling out fingernails of fellow pilots
>waterboarded day after day
>digging their own graves and forced to pull the trigger on her comrades
D.va has seen some shit

remind me, why did Zenyatta get the best skin three events in a row?

>>166523559
Back to your tumblr blog.

This is without a doubt the worst Brawl they have done.

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>>166524246
Mei is THICC! Not fat! THICC!

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>inb4 Ana76 fags try to turn a Chinese greeting into evidence again

Best spray for the record though.

>>166524246
limk?

>>166524147
She will be once the new patch hits

>>166524342
>unironically liking nut cracker

>>166524147
There about to give her a pot belly, don't worry.

>>166523815
>Sombra trying to hack Zen

NO

>>166524380
Why didn't we have mei narrate a version of Journey to the west but with winston and the other skins?

>>166523898
>he hasn't seen Mei's planet size ass
Go fucking look. Right now. Go to your hero gallery, look at the skin, rotate her so you see her from the side. No hero in the game has a body like that. Except maybe Widow, but she has a deformed spine:

>>166524428
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752514016?page=5#post-93

>>166524048
She's wearing a belt.

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>>166523135
Mission failed, tumblr beat 'em again

Friendly reminder that high stats with less popular heroes is more important than a high win ratio

>>166524468
She's far from being a landwhale laddie, she's just a tad chubby. That's a fine ass btw, my Irish friend

Why the fuck is my ping 330ms when it's normally 30ms..?

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>capture the rooster
>grab the cock
nice one blizz

>>166524053
>These things get modeled out (and if you're a big name game developer, hopefully, tested as well, before release)
>Blizzard
>testing
You're new aren't you?

Regardless. Go fucking look at Mei's body shape in that skin and tell me it's intentional. Her spine is more deformed than Widows

>>166524438
No, they're filling out her back not her front, wait and see.

>>166523135
on their defense, the current one does look a bit weird, like one of those tight corset fetishes.
doubt they're going to make her extra fat or something.

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>>166524479
>They get laughed at for 5 pages
>Then closed the thread

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oc

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>>166524468
>>166524531
Shut up you fags and look at the skin.

>>166524246
Poor blizz just wanted to have a fun event and get extra shekels, it's impossible to please everyone

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>arcade more theorized to be the one you dont get mad at and to chill out
>in practice its the modes where you can see crystal clear how fucking imbalanced the game is and its more rage inducing than comp or quick play

I hate blizzard.

>>166523135
>the OP of that thread arguing Mei is overweight

We have sprays of Mei outside of her coat and she's got a pretty average build though? It's pretty clearly a bigass parka

>>166524602
same here, their servers are fucked right now.

played a few games fine and now even training isn't working anymore.

Anyone else having problems with Mercy's heal beam? It comes off of toggle and makes it so I have hold the button down. Really annoying.

It seems to only be happening on koth maps. Also not sure if the bug is exclusive to the new skin but I am using it.

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Lúcio

New Hero Option: Allow Backwards Wall Ride
When enabled, allows Lucio to start wall riding while moving backwards.

New Hero Non-Option: Broken Control Settings
Hold to Crossfade bugs out and changes back to toggle behavior in the middle of a match. -_-

>Decide to trycomp for the first time
>Placements get me 2401

How do I git gud?

checklist when

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>>166524468
>>166524664
The back of the skirt is bugged. It's using the fucking parka rig that's why it looks like that.

>>166524676
lol wut

>>166524719
You could always mention it on the forums and see if it's happening to anyone else

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(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (Cant wake up)

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She actually looks like a Sims 3 character

>>166524390

Those winter clothing are thick as fuck. Do you even live in places where its minus 30 centigrade?

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Guys im not sure, is Diva Weaker or stronger now?

ive been playing her and im finding it hard to tell, im killing faster but also dying faster??

Thoughts on Diva change

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>>166524664
Looks fine why are you angry

>>166523135
thank god I held back from buying boxes

>Hey guys how about we make a Tank that out damages every Attacker with one skill
>xDDDD

>>166524810
Her default expression is the most deadest and depressed of all the heroes

>>166524719
Its noted in one of the unofficial bug threads, along with the Hold to Crossfade bug.

>>166524950
>Getting hooked

scrub

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>>166524854

>low res textures

kill yourself my man

>>166524659
Do you have it in small?

>>166523885
even the moon symbol on the belt is elliptical like it's horizontally squashed

>>166523497
>60 dollar
>he actually paid the 50% extra hat tax
you deserve this desu

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CTF is fucking garbage holy shit, it's so massively defense favored neither side can win. At least TF2 knew instantly returning the flag to the base was a bad idea and had that shit on a timer so you forced people to at least move their defenses around.

Why the fuck do you even have to be standing completely still to cap?

>>166524854
>Tracer's dragon highlight ends on a similar dreamworks-tier face

RUINED.

>>166524531
This is the kind of shit that kills games. I was worried this would start happening the moment there was transference between the community and OW devs. I was thankful that it wasn't happening, but now it is. It's community opinion designing this game now, NOT objectively better decisions from the devs. (And christ, look at the new CTF mode - some idiot dev wanted to make it CTF with le twist and now it's unfun garbage)

The reason being, that as long as they keep appeasing their shitty audience, they keep making money off monthly meme skins. Here soon you'll be able to buy temporary one-time-use skins for one match, like that well meme'd game known as League of Legends.

And we've all noticed this game's community turn cancerous as fuck over the past several months. Buncha tumblrites and high schoolers on, and not that they can help it, but it's something that makes the game way less fun and that you run into almost every round you play. You know what I mean? Well, those shitters are the ones designing this game now.

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>>166523883
>you will never be Mei in this scenario

>>166525016
dat neck

>>166525067
Just use Sombra lmao

>>166524212

>>166523580
Classic 4chan. Just bitch about every little thing. Never satisfied.

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Pharah

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>>166524479
>mei fat bug
You can't make this shit up. It's one of those patch note parodies come to life.

>>166525067
Blizzard somehow fucked up a 20 year old simple as fuck gamemode that they got right in one of their other games. It's actually baffling.

>>166524792
Maybe that's why, but the waist does look too thin to me. Let's see how they change it.

>>166524904
Oh I don't know, how about a completely square ass that is obviously a model error and everyone shouting tumblr. It maybe just the skirt error, like the person said above, but everyone is more concerned with hating tumblr than actually taking a look at the skin.

Now the rest of the thread is going to be just how much everyone hates tumblr instead of you know, the game.

>>166524664
Telling you now, the back has curved in way too much, they're going to fill it in and make it a smoother line from her shoulder blades to her ass

Anyone who thinks this isn't a bug is a deluded waifufag

>>166525067
The maps are TOO SMALL

Once someone takes it, its fucking over. At least in TF2 you have to travel far to cap the flag.

>>166524434
out of the christmas skins, it's still the best
you don't think jingle looks good, do you?

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>D.Va still outdamages a Reaper at point blank range

funny

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Lucio is meant to be bullied!

>>166524872
I don't see what the bitching is about. The blizz forums are in an uproar over it. Yes, she dies faster now if you're a fucking idiot who just stands still and acts like a bastion.

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>finally get a gold after 8 lootboxes
>it's 500 shekels

JFMSU senpai

>>166525205
>I keep the piss

>>166525367
>Finish grinding some stuff in comp
>Get a loot box
>Rose Tracer skin

It was a good feel.

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>Guy picks Hanzo
>Switches off it
>Take it quickly so he can't
>Picks Widow
>fml
>Go back to my regular pick
>Picks Hanzo again

>>166525016
that neck
also i got the picture from the last thread kek

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>>166525367
>calling rarities by their colors
that's what you get

>>166525316
We saw the same thing when Genji was nerfed. Whenever a popular character is nerfed the bitching happens. Heck people complained about Roadhogs hook change when 90% of roadhogs benefited from it.

>>166525295
Not at all, you must be fucking terrible at this game.

>>166525367
>Finally get legendary
>Its a dupe

You fucking appreciate your 500 shekels

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It's all over

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>>166524412
If Reaper and 76 had the same thing you fags would be going on and on about Chu's "grand vision".

>>166524872
You aren't killing faster, that's for sure.

>>166524864
We've had this argument a hundred times before. Last time some one actually found 3 separate academic studies that proved there is significant weight gain in Arctic temperatures.
It was something like 1kg a month. She lived in Antarctica for years

>>166524787
last time it took almost 24 hrs

>>166524904
>huge calfs
>tiny waist
Kek keep dreaming waifufag

>don't play comp for 8 days
>lose 450 rank

WHAT

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>>166525276
This.

>walk out of spawn at the start of the round and reach our flag
>"ENEMY CONTACT"
>my fucking face

>>166525064
I'm a consolefag

when will they restore winston's shield to 1000hp or whatever it was prior

>>166525496
This is ridiculous.

>>166525101
>believing a blatant glitch in the model is Tumbkrs fault
Holy fuck you sound paranoid and I browse /pol/ daily

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>try the new roadhog hook
>first hook lucio gets pulled to my side
>second hook lucio gets away with a sliver of health
>next two hooks break
And yes, for the first two I was holding down m1 and melee. No idea how the fuck people are one-shotting tanks with this.

That's a really stupid argument because a video game character and its developers don't abide by the suggestions of academic studies. This isn't the real world.

>>166523135
POST BEFORE AND AFTER

>>166525496
>>166525682
it is obviously broken though, have you seen the model? not even a fatfag

>>166525662
they really need to reduce the cool down desu

>>166525217
these dev updates just make me want to sperg the fuck out.

>here's 12 minutes of me explaining exactly how we were going to do CTF correctly, but then we FELT some stupid bullshit, and so we ruined everything

I swear to god jeff has framed every shitting decision in OW in this same formula now. "we were gonna do it right, but then we decided we felt _____ and so we did some stupid bullshit instead"

>>166525662
Probably not for a while. There was a popular thread about Bastion on the forum and Geoff (not Jeff) responded saying they had some changes for Bastion in mind.

There have been several big threads for Winston but zero response.

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Beado-1385

Is such thing even possible?

How did they manage to make the worst CTF mode in recent history.

Was a flag in the center area too obvious?

>>166525298
All Sym ever wanted was to get ahold of that Mr. Goodbar Bunny Hopping Brazilian BBC ;_;

>>166525496
desu the model has some serious ghetto booty.

>CTF Lijang Market
>Losing 2-0, fucking D.va won't fuck off
>Decide fuck it, only agro is full agro
>Set up a Torb turret next to their flag
>Usher in three consecutive caps
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT
YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF

>>166525496
>reddit will defend this

>>166525496
such embarrassing damage control

how is it even a 'bug', at least call it an oversight on modeling or something

>>166525761
Yeah, I have and it does need tweaked. My issue is the fact people are whining about fat representation.

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Baby face Mccree!

>>166525496
>>166525682
Oh shut the fuck up and look at the model in game. Seriously you guys are more cancerous than tumblr with you whining how much you hate them. Shut up and enjoy the game.

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>>166525496
>The patch the game
>They fixed the weird flat thing on her butt
>She's still the same but her ass is rounder

Make it happen Jeff

so my 2nd free box was d.va lego. third box was shit. forth was d.va bow emote.
am i lucky motherfucky or what?

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Annyeong!

>>166525839
>how is it even a 'bug', at least call it an oversight on modeling or something
do you actually expect PR people to know anything

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>>166525895
>still dressing like a cowboy in 2076
>has been wearing the same belt buckle for 20 years
>passed out in a bar on christmas

McCree needs to get his shit together

>>166525772
the last time they mentioned winston was like 4 months ago and it was basically "we think winston is fine"

>>166525740
m2 has a smaller spread at close range

Sombras EMP now hacks Symmetra turrets for a short period of time so they don't shoot.

>>166525761
>>166525912
Oh no don't get me wrong, when I said it's all over I meant I'm glad it's over. It's obviously broken as fuck, her ass is gliding away from her body and you could place a tea cup on it.

>>166525496
>model bugs out
>deformed back not even attached to her robot like it always is
>no one is willing to believe this is the reason and instead blames Tumblr despite 0 evidence of anyone claiming the skin isn't right because she isn't fat enough

>>166526016
>you'll never have tea on Mei's ass

>>166523696
Blueberry is a normal girl now, she just acts that way

>>166525993
What gets me is that they literally have a time-travelling character and they could say that he is from the past, but no, he is just a really weird dude.

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Is there a voiceline more menacing than "GRAVITON SURGE IS READY"?

Can you look up the dva skins skirt?

>>166525912
>look at the model wearing thick winter gear and compare it to a tight Chinese dress

Kys my man

>>166525993
Jesus christ

Mercy is sexy as FUCK

>>166525496
The model is definitely broken in game, but I doubt they'll make her obese like tumblr wants. I mean they gave Tracer a pinup pose that accentuated her ass even more as a replacement for the other.

The outcry is fucking ridiculous though.

>>166526082
Yes, she's wearing shorts.

>>166526082
yes but it's just a pair of featureless white shorts

>People complaining when it's visibly a fucked bug

come on /owg/ it's a rigging error, anyone can see that

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good night /owg/
i hope you get all the skins you want

>>166526041
>zero evidence

Yeah, kets just ignore the universal tumblr hatred of Mei not being 300 lbs

>>166525942
I came here for d.va upskirts. Whats the word boys?

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>first free lootbox
>get this
>look at her figure


UH GUYS..... WHAT DID BLIZZARD MEAN BY THIS

>>166526016
Oh sorry, I am just sick and tired of this thread having to measure their ego by how much they can piss off tumblr. Seriously, they can't stop to love to hate them.

>>166525993
young mccree skins when ???

>>166526092
in this very thread there is a picture of the chinese dress model from the side. You can clearly see that they fucked up. Now shut the fuck up

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>>166523030
>they intentionally made a brawl so bad it would discourage anyone from ever asking for more game modes again.

>>166525889
>the fact people are whining about fat representation.
Literally where?

>>166524479
I hope this ends up on the bug reports twitter

>>166526230
white shorts, can't see anything

>>166526092
He's talking about how the rigging is fucking broken and gave her some Nicki Minaj ass.
>>166524664

>only event skin I've got so far is symmetra's and I've never liked that useless bitch
Oh well, I have enough coins to get Bastion's Cock and Firework Junkrat. Anything from now on is just extra.

>>166526238
KILL ALL THIN PEOPLE

FAT REVOLU...*snore*

>>166526000
Seriously? I mean he is not complete garbage, but he is the weakest of the Tanks. Maybe that's why?

>>166526078
>time-travelling
do you mean tracer? I though she only blinked in close periods of time even without her chastity belt

>>166526241
No problem bud, I'm just here for the ride. She could be fat or skinny, doesn't matter to me but it's important to fix what's actually broken and not be blind about it.

>>166526171
>>166526185
I hate western devs

>>166526351
You've got another 3 weeks to go yet

>>166526079
that's not very menacing anon, since you only hear allied zaryas say that

>>166526409
What did you expect? From Blizzard no less.

>first box has a legendary
>it's not a Chinese legendary

why is this allowed

>>166526330
thanks a lot blizzard

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>>166525784
Is it cream filled?

>>166526330
are they atleast tight spats like?

>>166526041
>>166526253
>>166526335
Give it up, these people all only care about pissing off tumblr. Doesn't matter what's right or wrong just so they can have an imaginary enemy to fight against.

>>166524412
>>166525505
Ana is for REINHARDT

>>166526224
That's an assumption, not proofs.
And Tumblr is probably also upset all the characters aren't gay for each other. Show me where Tumblr complained Mei isn't fat enough on the OW forums and Blizzard decided "Okay, this model looks exactly as we intended but we must now make her fat for you". The model is obviously fucking broken. The robot doesn't even connect to her back. They made an error and now they're fixing it, Tumblr has nothing to do with it, you're beyond deluded

>>166526518
Yes

>>166526518
yeah but like i said you can't see anything

>>166526478
I got a legendary pile of gold from my first box. Friend got the creepy Ana skin.

RNG just lucks to fuck everyone.

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goodnight owg... i love you

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>>166524569
Less popular to me or less popular to the meta as a whole?

>>166526378
Yeah, in Heroes of the Storm she says that she did actually travel in time to England and was a maid. It's a joke about the Voice Actresses role in Downton Abbey, but she is a time traveler.

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>decide i'd play a few comp matches before bed
>first game is a solid victory
>next round
>torb main
>we lose
>next round
>different torb main
>we lose

why

>>166526269
No, they intentionally made a brawl so bad you'd give up on arcade loot boxes and buy them instead

Is the D.Va nerf as bad as everyone says it is?

>>166525505
No, I've never mentioned skins, emotes or the like. All of them are irrelevant. They are just for fun and I believe the only lore related thing is they try to stay in character.

Like Ana wouldn't have an edgy bloody spray because that's not in character for example. You get the point.

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>>166526585
>F2P tactics in a retail game

At least I have the Balderich armor for Reinhardt.

>>166526684
It's pretty bad, especially with how much Hog sticks his dick down her throat now.

PSA: IF YOU EXPECT BIG HEALS FROM LUCIO YOU MUST BE AT LEAST NEAR-ISH TO HIM, NOT AROUND THE CORNER FIGHTING 1V4

>>166526684
no
health nerf was needed, damage output is practically the same

>>166526390
Yeah sorry, for being so angry. Thanks for understanding. But yeah, I just want them to fix it as well.

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>>166526684
I've been doing okay against most everyone except Hog.

EZ
EASIEST WIN OF MY LIFE

>>166526537
thats how we elected a president desu

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When'll my gal Hana get a buff?

This is definitely the most useless she has been since release

>>166526518
Geordie or Scouser detected
Either way I am repulsed.

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>get my last free loot box or the week
>a legendary pops out
>"Please be D.vas Lunar skin"
>Frogston is my legendary
>I already own Frogston

Fuck you, Blizzard.

>>166526806
She was garbage on release, at least she can get kills with her ult and DM is more useful.

>>166526710
>>166525505

Of course this isn't ALWAYS the case. I haven't seen it with anything else but some sprays have relevance to the lore. But they pretty much make it clear what those are. Like Junkrat's map and pictures of little Fareeha Ana has in hers. There aren't many of those though.

>>166526750
>big heals
>Lucio
Even when he amps it up you get Zenyatta level healing for 3 seconds.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BUFF ROADHOG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>166526806
GG
E
T
G
U
D

>>166526797
touche.

>>166526870
I got fucking industrial zarya, at least you got shekels, I got practically nothing

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>>166526684
The nerf only really applies itself if you're an overextending retard.

>>166526242
>young mcree
>spent lots of time in south america
>standing next to a pretty good mom candidate thats about luc's height

white ass daddy confirmed

>>166526806
If that matters to you then you don't truly love her.

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>>166526609
Gnite anon

>>166526684
I can still 1v1 a Soldier and D.VA is still a beast with healers on her ass.

>>166526684
you're okay if you still have an ana with you

if not, it blows. hog deletes you

>>166526806
nah, she was definitely worse at launch. remember when defense matrix was shorter and you had no control over it?

still worse now than before her november buff though.

>>166526656
I don't know anon, I wouldn't take hots voice lines as solid lore. Or else Valla and Illidan would get regular phone calls from the darkness.

>>166526769
No problem, always nice to see someone who can apologize for a simple misunderstanding instead of letting shit blow up for no real reason!

>roadhog can isntakill mei and reaper

it's ogre

https://twitter.com/cubewatermelon/status/824098379269632001

do you agree?

>>166525993
It's 2077, dummy. What do you think the fireworks were for?

post your ctf match history

draw
draw
draw
draw
defeat
draw

>>166527007
please don't anthropomorphize her turrets

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>Some Fag: "syms not working"
>Me: "Symmetra only works if her teammates play like a team"
>Reinhardt: "..."
>Some Fag: "idiot sym"
>Your report was successfully received.
>Me: "We were holed up in the left room while Reinhardt ran to die on the point twice"
>Reinhardt: "because i waso on objective"

>>16652717
>roadhog can easily kill most non-tanks
it's normal

>>166527214
Win.

>>166527214
lucky 3-0 victory first round
never going back

>>166527214
5 3-0 streak then 4 close games half won half last.

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>>166527079
I know Hots lines are just joke lines, but I like to imagine what the lore can be, rather than the boring mess it is now.

Also Maid Tracer. Don't tell me you wouldn't buy that skin.

>>166527214
same except I got one 3-0 shut out just now and I'm considering just turning off the game for the rest of the event

>try new gamemode
>literally 4(+2) tryhards getting mad at the fact that torb/symm works well
W / E
L O S E R

>>166527214
>draw
>draw
>quit
>quit
>quit
>victory
>defeat
>victory
>victory
>quit
>victory
>victory

What would happen if Reaper could toggle his wraith mode with the same speed and limits as Defense Matrix?

>>166526795
getting carried is pretty easy indeed! (^:

>>166525784
That's how you get the knife

>>166527214
Won first game. Enemy had a widow. Stopped playing after

>>166527214
loss
loss
loss.
loss
loss
loss
loss
loss
win

haven't played since and never will again

>>166527346
>Maid Tracer
REEEEEEEEEEEE PHALOCENTRIC CIS-SCUM BIGOOOOTS

it will never happen anon :(

>>166525298
this art makes them look like teens

>>166527214

win
and
never
play
it
again

>>166527214
Haven't seen a draw yet. Win rate probably 40%

>>166527214
draw
draw
draw
win (joined group)
win
win
draw
win
win
draw
win

Lesson: get a group that can actually coordinate an attack. Everyone else camps, one good push and then its all over.

>>166527214
Got the achievements. Got my loot box. Now I never have to touch that mode again. I'm baffled how this got past internal testing and all of Jeff's comments on how this mode was designed don't make sense.

You almost always play defensively in Overwatch. Every mode requires you to be able to hold and defend positions. So why did they think throwing in a mode that requires hyper aggressive play would force people to do so when they never have before?

>>166526409
Symmetra can walk around in pretty much panties and a loin cloth so why can't dva?

what if doomfist is a healer that heals people by punching them?

I've kinda run into a bit of an issue. The game update started, I paused it for about ten minutes to download something else, when I unpaused it, it starts giving me "Waiting on another installation or update", so I go to play something else, over an hour later I check on it again and it's still stuck at that, but there's nothing else downloading or installing, on battlenet or otherwise. What gives?

>Play QP to try out Sombras buff
>We're doing okay
>Ana: "wtf we have the worst team comp:
>Complains about muh team comp all game
>We win anyways
>"Bad comp but good players gg"

Are comp autists the worst people on earth

>>166527602
It might be bnet itself updating.

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does anyone have the dva version of this? it's relevant again

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>>166527576
what if sombra was a healer that hacked away all your bullet wounds?

>>166527214
Win
Win
Lost
Draw
Lost
Lost
Lost

>>166527449
I know, but there most be some lesbians on tumblr we can convince to want this skin. Heck, they loved Mercy's witch skin (when they could ship her).

>game gets patched
>Ana is still broken

Great job Blizzard.

Hey guys remember when SUPPORTS were supposed to be protected by their team because they cannot handle direct combat? WELL HOW ABOUT WE INTRODUCE ANA, A SUPPORT WHO DOES THE BEST HEALING IN THE GAME AND CAN 1V1 EVERY 200 HP CHARACTER WITH NO EFFORT

LOL

>>166527602
try "scan and repair", sometimes that'll jiggle it loose into updating

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>Declaring that you're leaving 3v3 on the last map
What a cool guy

>>166527685
We would need an army of mememancers to pull that off though, just like the US election.

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Dva irl

>>166527696
Where do I do that?

>>166527664
What if Sombra hacked Tracer back in time?

>tfw no kung-fu hero

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>>166527576
MANLY SUPPORT COMING IN.

I don't think that would be a bad idea if done right.

There should be no draw in CTF, only double defeat. And SR loss.

>>166527694
It's a two edged sword. If they nerfed supports, even less people would want to play them.

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Yeah!

I feel like 90% of the players here either never played the game or are low gold and worse

>>166526684
She bends over to anyone who isn't Winston.

Hey asking for a friend, can someone post a video of Tracers new emote with one of her track skins?

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>"I don't play tank"
>locks in widowmaker on Mumbani attack

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>quickplay stack decide to prove how not mad it is by spamming gg ez through the filter

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>>166523030
>No Bloo skin
I got both CTF sprays time to quit this shit event.

>>166527694
Zen slaps people's shit too

But he's not as safe as ana when he does it yeah

they should just give her 150 health and be done with it, it's either that or she's going to get gutted by nerfs because her kit's too good to balance

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Did they remove Mystery Duel from Arcade? I'm not seeing it there and I was gonna get some easy boxes.

>>166527982
Oh definitely. But at least its not the official forums or reddit. The Competitive and University Reddit is okay though.

>>166528048
Don't worry, anon! There's always Summer Games, maybe she'll get that gymnast skin!

As is the case with Hanamura B, your team has to be extremeley retarded to lose in ctf

>>166528090
>easy boxes
Gee I wonder

>>166527764
Maybe we could say it's only being lore-faithful? No, you're right, we would need a miracle. Or give them more gay with Tracer and Emily.

>the flag animation when you hold the flag

holy fuck why does it look so terrible

>>166528237
Me too. That's why I'm asking.

>>166527959
Cute

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Jack is cute. Cute!

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>>166527764
>push a shitload of lewd Tracer yuri with servant/master dynamic
>beseech Kek for blessings of cute 2D maidos
>wait

>>166527834
>a gigolo/playboy support character who wears a hugh hefner smoking jacket and heals female teammates by slapping them on the butt

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Twitter Lore dump. Remember everyone chew slowly, you're not going to get any for a long time.

>Been getting GMs in QP past 3 days
>Last night we got pit up against 3 top 500s in a party doing tank meta
>Our team 1 diamond, 2 low plats and 3 mid gold
>We stomped

who else /gotalltheskinsalready/ here

bastions skin is amazing and his cock makes cockadoodledoo rooster sounds during hero select.

>>166528237
It's just not every popular. It has the fewest people playing too.

Anyone else notice they've removed the indicator for how popular an arcade mode is?

>>166527214
7 win 3 loss 2 draw
and also like 3 backfills

>>166527696
>>166527813
Nevermind, figured it out. It still won't download.

>>166528421
Goes to show you rank in OW is broken as fuck

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>>166528317

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>>166527309
>Not helping your tank push

thanks for making QP Attack unplayable

>>166528321
>your Mercy and Hefner go RP a spanking a million miles from the objective
Pls no.

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>no gameplay webms
why do u play this game?

>>166528045
I'm trying really hard to be a better person