/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

major /csgog/ is best except the first day and the final

we get raided by d2g and pol then and it sucks

WHY NO DUST 2 ON MAJORS?

JW is our guy and godsent will win this

Boypussy > girlpussy

>memeler
SOMEONE FUCKING STOP THIS MAN

YESTERDAYS GOTV PROBLEM OF HIS MIC BEING ALMOST MUTE WAS CLEARLY A SIGN FROM GOD

7th for anime

simple is our guy and navi will win the major

>>166416803
>/csgog/
>white

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PIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>166416823
Have you tried both to make that deduction?

>>166416860
fuck off shitskin this isn't reddit

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>tfw everything wasn't enough

Who here /beenwatchingthisshitsinceday1onbothgameandtwitchandgotnothing/

>>166416941
yep girls are just all around awful people plus fembois know how to make a man happy

>nobody reacts to lekro killing dosia

I told you dosia is autistic and can't give info.

i swear this fucking pig is throwing

>>166416824
semmler and sadokist both need to neck themselves

ZNAJDA YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

Lecr0's back. gg

>it was just luck

Can someone go curb stomp cummler's skull in? I swear I'd do it if I was at the major.

>bunny jumps

Anders needs to get a beating too.

whose the qt asian grill on Gambit

we had like 40 technical timeouts omfg

>>166417070
People have been saying this for years. Thoorin has had long rants about it. He's known for not giving info, even when he sees that his teammates are being flanked.

what the fuck are these photoshops i swear to god i can hear in anders' voice that he thinks this shit is retarded but he has to pretend to find it funny and comment on the pics

>ynk squatting

>>166417254
Hobbit

>>166417070
i imagine him mumbling "pidaras blyat..." almost inaudibly when he dies

>>166417234
isn't it like a surf?

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>>166417254
HObbit

>>166417275
They're retards too though, clearly can hear him shooting from toilets when they're A short.

>>166417289
Anders constantly says during matches "It would be great if someone could photoshop that". He loves it.

>>166416916
Dosia is gonna cut jw

>>166417351
would make a qt trap

>>166417414
it's just him doubling down on pretending to find it funny

why is gambit slower than SK with their pushes?

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The heretics getting stomped by the worst team on earth is a good thing to see.

Ultimate /ourguys/ Team: JW, Flusha, Dosia, Hobbit, worldedit.

>>166417329
>isn't it like a surf?

What the literal fuck did you say to me, little kid? Literally what the fuck?

>>166417490
>no m0e

>>166417351
he's so fkin CUTE

can you guys tell me what semmler has brought to this cast

like if we removed semmler from this cast what would we be missing?

>>166417490
>>166417561
hello reddos

so /csgog/ how much money did Gambit win you?

>>166417490
>no DaZeD
come on...

>>166417581
Looks like a little girl

>>166417613
we'd be missing semmler

>>166417497
>le ironic rage

give it a rest nerd

>Playing for retake on A side Overpass
It rarely fucking works. Stop doing it.

>>166417613
epic reddit memes

REDDIT BTFO

>using the old OP

why

HAHA LE X GOD FUCKING KILL ME I SWEAR

>>166417665
None where do I gamble at?

YOUR ONLY LITERAL JOB WHEN BOOSTED THERE IS TO GET THE FIRST KILL WHEN THEY BURST OUT AND BACK OFF

YET LITERAL LEKRO LITERALLY STANDS THERE WITH A NADE IN HAND DOING CIRCLES ON HIS SCREEN

FUCKING

RETARD

>>166417696
Shut the fuck up right now literal retard.

>all these people doubting
its in the script godsent wins in 2OT

>>166417764
>le use "literally" in every sentence faec

your newfag is showing

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GG Homesent

Go home, reddit pig

>reddit loses

thank you X GOD DOSIA

FUCKING STUPID HOBBAIT FAG

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>flusha gets killed
>toilets get flushed right after

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

HOLY

SHIT

I just realised that csgo I full of bloat

>>166417490
>jw
>flusha
>dosia
>kariggan
>worldedit

>>166417953
flush yourself reddit

>gambit 2-0
>already made 14k+
so what should i rename gambit when i buy the team after they win the major?

>>166417887
>le
>faec
>your x is showing

hello reddo

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flusha status
[ ] not flushed
[x] flushed

>>166417953
/ o u r s l a v i c g u y s /

>>166417953
damn, he got a good looking mom

>>166418021
hit the gym blubber butt

Its been over a year since it was dumpstered
R8 buff when

>>166417613
Nothing. I've been saying for years the guy is a terrible caster, he has no knowledge of the game, constantly makes mistakes on what's happening in game, rants about unrelated shit all the time, and his ' is basically just screeching and cackling at things happening in game.

Just listen to him, he literally never has anything intelligent or relevant to say about the game's he's casting, ever. He's by far the worst caster.

i beat my meat

>redditsent gets sent home
>redditors suddenly shut up

Really gets the toilet flushing.

I wish webm guy was here to webm the pig reaction when he gets btfo.

>>166418161
This, and people are gonna say that he's the token clown caster that's there to amuse the crowd, but he never ever says anything funny.

>>166418048
Love this meme

>using a washed up team like nip to advertise your shit matchmaking service

lmao

>>166418048
yбeй мeня

Did Thorind predict our guys beating reddit last game?

>nuke

Fuck off cancerous retards. Literally forced by valve, no real pro would ever pick nuke.

>>166418681
>he doesn't think i have the money to buy a a csgo team
>>166418797
english putin

>nuke

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ARE YOU READY TO CHEER FOR OUR IRL TERRORIST??

>>166418798
yes

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>Nuke

There is nothing wrong with Nuke

snax's face covers like 5% of his head

Semmler the cringefather.

>>166418954
>having to eco every round against huezilians

>>166416813
its a pug map. not much tactics and comes down to pure aim

>>166418976
Careful walking alone around dark alleyways, little anon, I will be there.

>csgo babs don't like de_nuke
wtf? what is nostalgia fags

Lmao Taz still plays wtf is this just retire ffs

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1 wrong for today...

Let's go VP!

>>166416813
Dust 2 is shit
Better question is where the fuck is Mirage? It's the only map that's always good to watch.

>vpoo

>>166419108
It's really funny when silvers make posts.

>>166419231
why?

>>166419197
>implying current nuke is anything like real nuke

Kill yourself sourcebaby trash redditor.

>>166419197
the current nuke resembles nothing of the nuke of nostalgia

>>166419231
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

This is some clowny ass shit

>>166419231
APOLOGIZE

>>166419317
nvm he is playing good today

>>166419197
>>166419429
Nuke has always been a terrible fucking map. why it's in the pool is beyond me

>>166419458
>scream

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>this game

>french CS

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>this game
>this map
Bring back Inferno

NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

hax on point

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SMITHZZ AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>

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WAKE ME UP!

wtf is his shit

jfc

I'm not watching this shit anymore. This isn't a major it's a MGE pug.

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WHAT ARE THESE ROUNDS

VP games are always the best

>smithzzz

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRANCE GO FLUSH YOURSELF

>>166419296
>t. dmg
there is just no new tactics on d2 its been the same for like more than a decade everything has been figured out and the map comes down to pure aim

lmao

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>G2
What a shitshow

>smithz

yo les noobs, huh

>>166418930
no putin is russian not english

damn, polacks still got it

>>166419775
Stop posting silver shitter.

>he has a mm rank
>he uses skines
how to spot an underage gobab

>tfw I play that CT position smithz does

FUCK I THOUGHT I WASN'T THAT BAD

>must be practice

No. It's fucking hacks.

umm byali

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YEAH RIGHT

VAC
A
C

wow byali with the sick game sense

>>166419969
>passing up the +10% aim and movement speed from good skines
you're not the brightest, are you

>game sense

>>166420017
it's nice to learn these things though, you will evolve because of this revelation

>>166420115
>never peeks spawn
>peeks it the one fucking time a guy is there

Ugh

>>166420093
>needing aim buffs

reddo detected

"No way he knows. Must be hacks."
-Silver elite master

spawn forklift is such a common spot nowadays though, at least it is on esea when I play

semmler is retarded and clueless about the game as always

WHAT

>>166420191
okay s1mple

>>166420195
Had he consistently checked it wouldn't be an issue. That was the first time they slow peeked that corner without a shred of info. The hacks are pretty goddamn blatant.

>VP just walks through secret to B

top tier play at this major

nuke is such a shitty t side map. literally easy wins all the time why aren't vp winning more

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why are they posting all these tweets made by legit 9faggers?

>>166420306
>Nobody outside? I bet they stack ramp!

Old man Taz hearing aid has stopped working

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>just walking into B

>>166420306
first spot I check if I don't see anyone outer

>>166420046
>
>>166420056
>>166420062
shit's so blatant

>literal silver cheater apologists in these threads

What are your favorite practice maps? I love prefire practice personally

First time watching

Scream guy is sexy af. Are all Belgians like him?

>>166420598
t. "I was previously nova" shitter

>every match has had 5+ technical issues
>nothing solved from the shitshow that was the qualifier
eleague pls fuck off

>this literal shox dick sucking from anders

>I get headshots ok?

WOW CUMMLER SAID SOMETHING FUNNY

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

DID SOMEONE WRITE IT FOR HIM????

>>166420046
>>166420056
>>166420057
>>166420062
>>166420115

all of you have been watching too much dan m

not everyone is on the gear boys

>>166420660
he's not belgian, he's an arabian terrorist

>>166420660
Yes every single person in a country looks exactly like one person

>>166420663
Yeah, I was, in my first 50 hours of the game. Then I got to GE. Stay mad easily baited cheater shitter.

>>166420738
this semmler hate is annoying as fuck

Fucking casters delayed on gotv, so fucking annoying

>>166420881
semmlers casting is annoying as fuck

>tfw no shoutout to /csgog/

d2g got several on their major events

>>166420881
Redditors freely posting in my thread is what's annoying.

are poles white

>>166420884
why exactly are you even watching gotv? it always has some kind of bugs

If anyone watches TV here. Does the major feel like a big deal or some whatever shit?

>>166420976
maybe half white

Shox is trash.

>>166420976
no, slavs are the niggers of europe

YEAH SNAX GET UM

>france

Who /2am/ here?

these fucking casters i cant even

Snax is a fucking GOD

>>166421125
>Keeps the shotgun

SAWED OFF
A
W
E
D

O
F
F

>losing a 2v5 to old man taz and a fucking sawn-off
the village of france

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The fuck

snax is big guy

whatt the fuck was that noise?

>>166421138
here

>snax dropped the m4 for the sawed-off
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>166421103
take that back leddit

>cummler laughing as if someone is tickling his bp

>>166421138
1 here

who the fuck finds this godawful forced """"""""banter""""""""" from scummler and anders funny?

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>>166421138
who 2am and comfy here

does semmler do coke? what's up with those giggles?

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME

>>166421347
twitch chat likes to pretend they do

I like VP but it's lebbit as fuck

>>166421347
probably people not on the spectrum

>>166421237
>afraid to type reddit

Found the redditor.

>>166421347
>>166421372
>>166421404
annoying

Just fuck off and shut up about it, mute it if you don't like it and watch the fucking game.

>>166421491
Okay reddiy

>>166421520
fuck you, bitch

>gehrej

It's gahraaj, learn fucking English cummler.

>>166421491
get out reddo

>>166421491
heyooo debit

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nicest person you'll ever meet

vs

twisted fucking psychopath

>>166421696
ayyyyy lmao

>>166421520
i want to hear casting

just not pure cancer casting

semmler is getting fucking paid for ruining a stream with his autism so 12 year olds can spam LUL

>>166421690
>>166421649
>>166421621
hello reddos

why is dumbler acting like this isn't a t sided map?

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>/csgog/ doesn't even shitpost about the game
>busy being insecure about reddit
embarrassing honestly

>>166421471
neo and snax are our guys so they kinda cancel taz and pasha the reddit guys. they're ok, I hope they knock out SK

>>166421845
leddo pls go

>>166421895
worst general desu
worst than /b/ actually

>le biceps man

kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>166421895
hello redit

>>166420992
Don't care to create a twitch account

>>166422014
>leddo
>pls

hello reddo

>>166422079
/sc2g/ is worse tbqh

>>166422079
>worst than

Kill yourlself shitskin retard.

phew

>>166422308
>yourlself

Neck yourself

>/csgog/
>full of reddit refugees who only browse /b/ and /pol/ and think 4chan is about pretending to be le ebinXD retarded
if the entire game wasnt cancerous enough

>>166422173
>>>r/GlobalOffensive

NOT A SIMGLE FUCKING DROP

Rise my brothers

9-11 haha scream looks like a terrorist

>>166422489
see >>166421845

ANELE gets you banned for 5 minutes

why is semmler still employed as a counter-strike commentator

how to get gud

>>166422657
only way to have fun in this game is to play with your friends forget about getting gud

>>166422657
Increase FPS

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>ALL THIS FUCKING REDDIT IN MY THREAD!!

>>166422726
>csgo
>fun

what the fuck

>>166422657
practice
mentality
you are bad because you are bad

>>166422657
open souvenir box

>>166422657
Read every post that I replied to with "hello reddo" in this thread, and don't do what they did.

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what the fuck is this round

(You)

Why did they push in like a bunch of tech 9 wilding russians?

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>>166422469
this
this is honestly the most sad, pathetic, and frankly just boring general out of any game on /vg/ right now
to top it off, it's also fucking dead 99% of the time and even during a fucking major there's a post every two minutes
nice community csgotards

>>166422751
How to increase FPS

>>166422780
How to get souvenir box

>>166422726
>>166422657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

what is the OP

>>166422726
You're playing to have fun?

>>166422894
watch major with an anime avatar profile

>>166422883
On top of all of that some weeb like you shits up the thread even more

he will not divide us

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>>166423031

Are we /g2/ or /vp/?

wtf
why are random redditors bullying my beloved 'gog?

fuck off, it's a great general

>>166422934
yeah. i started playing with my friends and even though i was horrible that was the time when i enjoyed it the most
also there were times when i enjoyed solo-qing and ranking up but i couldnt care less now and the game is just feels fucking boring and i dont have fun anymore
also worst community than what f2p games have

>>166423225
post hours

How to fix nuke?

WHEN THE MEME SO SUPREME IT MAKE YOU WANNA SCREAM

>>166422726
>>166423225
>playing CSGO with your friends

Fucking shitters.

>>166423276
delet

>>166423276
There's literally nothing wrong with Nuke.

wun tebs

>>166423276
nuke it

>that rotate to A

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME G2

>>166423274
no idea because i idled a lot and also abandoned my old steam account and started a new recently
probably around 1.5k

Why haven't the french disbanded yet?

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>walking into that

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this fucking match is like a sad comedy

>>166423653

>being an anchor
>not having the honor to end your life and purify your shame by fire

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

E Z

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>166423691
Go back to lolg.

>taz
>old man

dude is like 30

>>166423802
i would if i knew how to play that moba shit

shoxie more like whifxie

>Pigsent lost
>VP won

Pretty good day today

>>166423225
>Smithzz
What the fuck was that

>>166423807
That's like 60 in e sport years

>tfw you dont win a souvenir

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let's
Fucking
Go

>eat shit Godsent

i got a train case ama

>only 1 drop today, and not cobble
why even go on?

Every time that make up girl goes to powder up Thorin, he just stands there like an autist that wants to tell her to fuck off. Must be so awkward.

>>166423861
>Astralis won
Can any sane person wish for more?

>>166424013
why didn't you open it yet

>>166424025
Who cares it's shit anyway I actually like watching and playing CSGO cause it's fun not for faggot skjnes

>>166424013
how big is your dick?

>>166423861
are you reddo?

>>166424123
Hi piggy

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you just know

>>166424123
>happy redditsent lost
>at the same time happy reddit pro won

hard one

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>no case drops which i can sell to buy rocket league keys

Why are cheap ugly skins thrown into the souvenir boxes?

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>>166424226
iktf

>third worlder old polish guy can express himself way better in English, than a first worlder young Swede

hmm

>>166424254
Bc they're free

>>166424226
is rocket league p2w, or just cosmetics like cs?

>>166424254
lol?!

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>>166424026
Our guy Duncan is good with girls

>>166424379
this tweet was tagged #justfriends

you're fooling nobody thorin

>>166424379
#justfriends

>>166424354
cosmetics

>>166424354

cosmetics

>>166424379
I disagree, average slavic girls are really easy. They don't have high standards like american girls, because slavic guys aren't cucks that boost girls' egos for free.

This subreddit sucks

>>166424379
#justfriends

damn all that slav broship in the hallway.

>>166424354
cosmetics

optic on suicide watch

>>166424379
>thorin
>ourguy
thats rlewis

>>166424614
rl gets baited by sjws too easily

richard said schedule right you fucking twitch chat mongoloids

https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/823706274634276868/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>>166424726
>gambit vs VP

literally rebbit vs reddo

>>166424726
>https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/823706274634276868/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Optic and liquid with the ez games

hmm, fires up those neurons

>>166424720
>shedzjool

I aren't think that

>>166424718
Doesn't matter, he's banned from leddit

>>166424834
gambit are /ourslavicguys/

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>FaZe gets Liquid

>>166424839
>faze
>ez

liquid gonna get 16-2'd

>>166424847
it is literally the correct way, sKedule only became accepted because retards tried to pronounce it the same way as school

>>166424961
THEY KICKED HOOCH THO

>>166425131
but they have the sons of Genghis instead

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>>166424379
he literally tried to hit on her, didn't he

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I FUCKING SWEAR SOUTH I ALREADY REGRET PICKING YOU, BUT IF YOU FUCK UP MY 0-3 TOO IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

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>>166425402
based

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>>166425402
>my friend

>>166425402
what does this moon rune mean

>>166424961
This go dosia

>>166425594
get well soon

>>166424379
I want Vlada to sit on my face.

>>166426108
She has zero ass.

>>166426235
proofs?

vp vs gambit is the best possible match, both good guys and whoever wins will make me happy

>>166426374
Personal experience, didn't film it out of respect.

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Only a train souvenir. Just like last time. They probably have a system that remembers that I already got a drop too.

>>166426935
At least you've gotten a drop, I've never gotten one and I've watched every major.

>>166426935
t. 12 alt accounts set up to farm drops

https://youtu.be/sdBjDSczgKY
at least they showed a good representation of average workshop quality

>>166428057
>>166428280
I only have one account and that has been my first drop this tournament. It's not really that unlikely to win a souvenir if you watch a lot of matches. The likelihood to win one is a little higher than 1% for every 30 rounds from what I've seen. If you watched all 16 matches in the last two days or kept the stream in a background tab the chances to win a souvenir shouldn't really be that low. Maybe 10-15%. It's probably some kind of Bernoulli problem in statistics and I feel too stupid to do the math now.

who to bet on for tommorow

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>>166429991
stop betting

your reaction if jw and flusha go back to fnatic?

>>166430476
disappointment. krimz may have done better this major, but he isnt going to really improve (although jw probably won't either). olof is kia, dennis isn't as good as he used to be, and i like pronax so it would suck for him to be outright shafted. sweden has been too top heavy and they need a real full scale shuffle to actually form some good teams.

so with the standings now
>2-0: Gambit, VP, SK, Na'Vi
>1-1: Fnatic, Mouz, Godsent, NV, Astralis, G2, Liquid, Faze
>3-0: Optic, F3, North, HR
Who is going to get the Legends?

are there any groups looking to take somebody on
i wanna get better at this game but I'm silv3-4 and everybody i get paired with is drunk, silent, or 12

>>166432392
i'm all three of those but i'm gn1 will you play with me

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>>166432697
but you're just after easy drunk smurf wins

>>166429991
psss, someone respond I need to pay my rent.

>>166432392
Only way out of silver is if you carry yourself out. Nobody will take you seriously and nobody will boost you. It's a rite of passage. Silver hell exists for new players, but you shouldn't really be playing comp if you can't carry yet.

If you aren't good enough to beat literal children all day then you deserve the rank. Practice 1v1s, retakes and watch some warowl videos.

>>166432909
>1v1s
But why would i play to play dust2 mid all day

90% of my losses in silver are people not calling
I usually maintain 1:1 or 1>1 ratios
Which I know isnt great but I'd like to move towards gold 1 without having to auto every round to carry

>>166430710
I'm sick of shuffles, though. Dennis is only good with pistols. If the entire game was 30 pistol rounds he would be the best player in the world.

>>166431579
Optic F3 North and HR are 0-3 not 3-0

FROM IVY

>>166433764
OUT MIDDLE

>>166433862
THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR

>>166433592
lol we both fucked up, they're 0-2, not 3 lol

>>166433491
he was really good with rifles for a while, but then the whole team fell apart. he also did that thing where he would just buy autosnipers and wiff

>>166433971
into my boipucci

CHICKEN COOP

>>166433019
That's a shit attitude and a shit ratio. 1:1 in silver means you belong there. I went 3:1 every game and still couldn't get out of silver because of smurfs and hackers. I had to learn to carry literally everyone.
>dust 2 mid
Ever played 1v1 servers? it's all about cover mechanics and aiming. Get good.

Assume everyone is retarded and you have to do everything yourself. Don't listen to them give calls and tell you where to go as a CT - they are in silver for a reason, ask them to swap with you if they can't hold sites properly. If you can't hold sites properly then you deserve to be silver. As a T don't deliberately hide and let your team die. Baiting is retarded, and call your teammates out when you see it. Your advantage as terrorists is to push on ct sites with only 1-2 of them ready for you. If 5 of you can't get on site and plant, it's cus you're bad.

I suggested warowl because he has videos telling you how to work with retarded teammates.

>>166434425
I'll diddle your BP with my Medusa

Hey all
I finished Logu Horizon
What anime am I watching now?

>>166424336
that's because white people suck dude

>>166436117
But both swedes and poles are white.

Is this major actually good? Also I have 5 Steam accounts with CSGO can I watch twitch on them all at once for maximal drops or does it have some kind of system against it?

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>>166436284
>poles
>white

>>166436361
I got an indigo ump and mac10
so worth it

>>166436450
>actually opening the souvenir cases
lol

>>166436450
indigo is lowkey best ump behind caramel. got a flusha one.

>>166436361
don't do that they're gonna have you arrested

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>>166436518
hi

>>166435226
just stay with your team on t side and learn nades, and on ct just make sure there's a balance between the sites and mid control

don't try to do strats because 90% of the time your team won't listen and will just rush a or b

>>166436378
Light skin, light hair, light eyes.