/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General

First for librarians

second for sec, assistants, and janny

KILL MEDIBOTS
KILL MECHANICS

>dragonbro is still dead

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Q U E E N

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>>166329089
>N3X15 came back

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>>166329117

8th for AI ruining the run of valid hunting by calling out antag locations

>>166329089
dont remind me. it still hurts to think about

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>>166330128
>>166329089
Its a good thing to be honest.

Dragonfucker 07

Sawbones won't be an admin by march 31st
Mark my words

>>166330492
lol sure thing gabby

attention! space station is a bully free zone! Waifus are pure and most be respected at all times, like wise security is just trying to make you safer! please do not shit post!

> security is just trying to make you safer
HA!

>>166329117
that's a drone

>>166331282
You can't be in danger if you are permabrigged or dead

>>166330698
Waifus are pure cancer and must me mocked and misgendered at all times (I always laugh when some neckbeard gets triggered because i call his self insert "he")

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146843806/
Have we truelly changed?

>Three cult rounds in a consecutive row
crikey

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l-lewd

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>>166330698

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Great round.

>>166332204
kill yourself

>>166332156
And all three have been CODE RED FORCE IMPLANT EVERYONE TAZE N' LAZE

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>find artifact
>it's just a le ebin plasmaflood at O2 atmosphere artifact

>>166332156
It was nuke when it crashed

I was an op and I'm still fucking salty

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HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS THAT PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING BANNED.

>>166332204
neck yourself immediately

>that roundstart drinking competition that left me drunk 80% of the shift after a brush with death

>>166332305
That would be neat to use in Atmos.

>>166332204
2 lewd 4 u

>>166332378
Im still the better drinker :<

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>make canon
>leave it in bar
>sec comes in and fires it
>blinds and deafens some random guy just trying to enter the bar

>tfw have to wake up tomorrow
>tfw want to play ss13 and its 3am
>I should have listened to the warnings 3 days ago.

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Sometimes atmos just doesn't want to play by the rules.

>>166332546
This concept is worse then Nations. I "remember" this Baby's Day Out event. Apparently the ceo is a grey, since he has a grey baby

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How do we fix Meta's Medbay?

>>166332604
You have no pump before the filter :^)

>>166332137
>Next purge/anarchy day WHEN?!
>All dat yes

>>166332071
Oh are you that guy that goes around calling all the female crewmembers sir then saying "HAHA FAGGOT" when someone corrects you?

>>166332305
"eject plasma when in contact with oxygen" is particularly ebin.

>>166332901
No but from now on i will do that

>TFW you bully the clown so hard he tries to commit suicide

the singularity is a strong, independent power source that don't need no containment

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hello rate my new splash

>>166332204
After reviewing this post, I must also recommend that you put an end to your shit life post haste.

>>166332768
Meta is just a really bad map

>>166333086
Just like the nuke!

>>166333150
y-you too

>>166333056
Borderline meta desu.

>>166333106
filthy c*ders

>>166329089
hi dragonbro, is this the 9th or 10th time you get yourself permabanned for a week or two?

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>MFW avada got bear force one called on her.
Comfy round just sat in the paramedic's office and played the arcade game trying to create a mech toy collection.

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MY STAND, ｢ASTONISHING｣, IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS.

I feel like being a limbless cappo i did the world a favour. I mean i wasnt hitler, i had a scooter, and no one died.. that much..

>>166332768
Swap CMO room with cryo and have it kinda as an island to oversee everything. Some walk space to the south to get to main surgery.
With the new cryo, have it open to the north and west, it will remove the choke point, put it closer to chem so they can watch it for mix tampering, and allow a shorter walk to clone. (You could even make a conveyer belt to cryo as an autism project in rounds)
Make surgery observation half the size and the other half into overflow with a door into it and remove the old overflow.

>>166333359
Permanent bans for everybody who has ever made a pull request when?

>>166333106
wiggle/10
I'd leave the text stationary but you do you

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>>166332768

>>166332796
>purge is therapeutic
No it isn't you fucks, it's stressful and it's hell

>>166333106
I would slow down the text movement speed and make the arms on the mommi shorter. But I love me some wiggle so 10/10.

>>166333792
It's therapeutic for hippie-tier shitters that can barely contain their murderboner throughout a nonantag round.

>>166333316
try to ahelp it faggot
"ban request reason: called my toon a boy :CCCC"

What's the one thing you wish you could start banning people for?

Hard Mode: Nothing relating to character appearance

>>166334450
meme characters
even if i myself do them

>>166334450
playing sec and wordlessly tasing people in the halls

>>166334450
launching the shuttle early for no good reason

>>166334567
>see greyshirt set to wanted
>use my hailer on him
>he parapens and c4's me

>>166334450
Sec overreaction.
Antaglike behaviour when non-antag (not necesarily killing, but looting important items).
Uploading meme laws.

>>166334450
Overusing emotes and "!"
90% of the time they are retarded ´players that can only rp as """""cute"""" characters doing """"cute"""" things
If we are going to have RP it should be more like a saturday morning cartoon and not some shit tier moe anime

>>166334567
>Tell someone to stop and that they're under arrest
>they run

Yeah maybe if you stop being faggots about ggetting put in the brig for 2 minutes I'll stop shooting you when I see you

>>166333792
Not half bad actually.

>>166334567
>play sec/head
>randomly start shooting tasers down long hallways
Always makes me smile.

>>166334768
>>166334567
>>166334675
I play sec
I do agree shouting "Oi dude, you are set to fucking arrest." is fucking useless most of the time, but you can do that while preparing to click your taser and shoot the bastard
Its better that way because they can't complain later and their shit metafriends can't help him without risking a warning

>>166334567
This is just a huge sign you have never played sec. Without fail every time I go "you are under arrest" I end up dead in the nearest maint locker. Sorry, no. I wont fall for that meme again.

Can love bloom in Spess?

>>166334450
Having the same character name for three or more rounds in a row.


Rounds should be randomized appearance and name every time.

>>166335353
no, just the shallow, fleeting emotion that neckbeards think love is.

>>166335353
Yes, autistic love thats it
But most players are male so if you think you are actually falling for a girl you are a retard
And if ou fall for a man pretending to be a girl then you must have some weird ass taste, even for how autistic it would be to fall in love over pretending to be a spess man

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>>166335083
hailers though

>>166335502
If random appearence gets fixed to not have so much weird shit it would be a cool idea
I don't really like static namers so much because i already know what they do when antag or non antag, and the metafriends can be bothersome when playing sec

>>166335723
>Hailer them
>they run

wow big difference that made

>>166335723
>people spam hailer as they walk thinking it's funny all the time

>>166334450
Not knowing what you are doing or being an absolute shit head of staff. I wish more head of staff bans got handed out.

>>166335502
Static names shouldn't even be possible in normal rounds because it cultivates metaclubbing and eventually you remember people and how they behave.

Dynamic names would make the rounds more unique.

>>166335783
but you don't have to hammer out a message and can just middle click -> taser -> cuffs

>>166335723
May waste time in moments of need
And i wish they had like, toggeable messages
From "Stop, you are underr arrest." to "Drop your weapon" and even "Stop and rest on the floor"

>>166335353
nothing can bloom in space except death

>>166334370
>toon
toontown fags get out

>>166336230
I specifically said "toons" because that's what these kind of faggots call their ebin characters

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>>166332305
>O2
>15:50:24 [0x2003ac1] (Research Outpost Maintenance - 163,296,5) || the alien artifact || primary effect(/datum/artifact_effect/roboheal) triggered by N2(12)
>15:50:24 [0x2003ac1] (Research Outpost Maintenance - 163,296,5) || the alien artifact || secondary effect(/datum/artifact_effect/gasplasma) triggered by N2(12)

> be vox trader
> miner breaks into the outpost with gibtonite and oxygenates/depressurizes half the rooms as a result, usually steals your shit
> don't have any weapons to fight him off with
> security won't care
> admins won't care
What the fuck are you supposed to do against the browntide?
I'm starting to think the correct course of action is just to accept it the 9/10 times you can't catch them and husk/gib their body the 1/10 times you do.

>>166337140
did you even try ahelping it?

>>166337140
Don't play vox

>>166337140
>trader complaining about miners breaking into their outpost
Did I die and wake up in opposite world

>>166332071
>tfw someone calls you a female
>you're a male with a male name and look like a dude

>>166337140
>>be vox trader
that was your first mistake

>>166337495
Traders breaking into shit at least takes concentrated effort to stay undetected given that there's dozens of people out there looking for any excuse to cut a vox head off
Miners literally just walk up to the trading room with the gibtonite and set it off knowing they'll never be punished by anyone for doing it

>>166337672
Roid is NT property.

Vox can fuck off back to bird poop land.

>>166334567
Better yet.
>sec walking in on you doing something "suspicious" like building anything at all or holding wires
>stuncuff, brig, and ask questions later

>>166337140
>a capitalist corporation doesn't care if you inconvenience animals
whoa

>>166337672
wah

cool powergayman tip
changing your job titles will get you different starting jumpsuits
as an example anomalist suits have a higher rad resistance than the normal scientist jumpsuits, while scientist suits have higher explosion resistance

https://i.4cdn.org/f/clownstare.swf
Who /downwiththeclown/ here?

>>166337919
I'm going to need some source on this info. This sounds like bullshit.

>>166337750
nt permits them to trade there.

>non hypserzined diona security guard
How useless is this?

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>>166337941
Clowns are absolutely evil and they should all be locked up in the brig at the start of the round. If it were up to me clowns would be slower than diona and only be able to use one hand.

>>166338423
200% useless

>>166339141
>>166338423
>Nuke Ops
>They waste their energy guns/lasers moments ago because firelocks
>Diona faces one
>gets shot 1e+5693 times
>gets up
>tase
>cuff
>run
>get up
>repeat

>>166337140
Did you actually try ahelping it?

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>>166337672
Ah ye, son.
Time to use this logic and raid the armory.

>>166329117
Catboots is best. BEST

>>166338597
Big baby.

>>166338121
>That's a xenoarcheologist's jumpsuit. It is a normal-sized item.

It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against radiation. It has markings that denote the wearer as a xenoarcheologist.

>That's a scientist's jumpsuit. It is a normal-sized item.

It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against bombs. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist.

>Someone getting shot by a laser will no longer break all sounds.

Dang. I liked that for dramatic effect.

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>>166338121
Looks to be true.

Regular scientist suit:

/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/scientist
desc = "It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against bombs. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist."
name = "scientist's jumpsuit"
icon_state = "toxins"
item_state = "w_suit"
_color = "toxinswhite"
permeability_coefficient = 0.50
armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 10, bio = 0, rad = 0)
---


Xenoarch:


/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/xenoarch
desc = "It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against radiation. It has markings that denote the wearer as a xenoarcheologist."
name = "xenoarcheologist's jumpsuit"
icon_state = "xenoarch"
item_state = "xenoarch"
_color = "xenoarch"
permeability_coefficient = 0.50
armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 10)
clothing_flags = ONESIZEFITSALL
species_fit = list(GREY_SHAPED)
/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/xenobio
desc = "It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against biohazards. It has markings that denote the wearer as a xenobiologist."
name = "xenobiologist's jumpsuit"
icon_state = "xenobio"
item_state = "xenobio"
_color = "xenobio"
permeability_coefficient = 0.50
armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 10, rad = 0)
clothing_flags = ONESIZEFITSALL
species_fit = list(GREY_SHAPED)
---

Anomalist jumpsuit gives you same rad protection as xenoarch

Plasma researcher's jumpsuit gives you same explosion protection as scientist.

Despite medical jumpsuits implying only virology and chemistry has increased bio protection, all medical jumpsuits do except scrubs, which provide no protection at all. (contra its description)

>>166341891
Any others?

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>>166334450
Asking people to teach you how to do a new job if you're an antag

>>166342112
Security Officer jumpsuit has 10 melee resist

>>166342218
There's a bunch of different titles for engineer. Do they have anything different?

>>166334450
job banning caps who didn't secure the disk during ops

>>166334450
Make silicons whitelisted.
Simple as that.

>>166342204
>ask someone to teach me something that I probably know more about than them
>give them the succ while they're typing

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>>166342856
You're a sick son of a bitch

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>shard cost 500$

>>166342376
Honestly after diving the code for like 30 minutes I'd say it basically doesn't make a difference. No jumpsuit gives enough armor to anything to even remotely be worth the trouble.

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>>166334567
getting wordlessly tased is one thing

The worst shit is when they silently drag you all the way to brig, don't breathe a word until after you're in a cell, and then leave it to the warden to explain what the fuck is going on.

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Who /colonial marines/ here?

>>166338597
t. inti

>>166344862
Whats the server like?

>>166343437
That's nuthing, I earn more than that in a day!
...pro'bly; I got more money than HoS, Captain & Station AI put togetha

££££

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>asimov borg dragging someone to the cloner and leaving them suffocating on the ground 30+ seconds so they can clone them because "MUH NO HANDS I CAN'T GIVE THEM BLOOD"

>>166346090
They have a law that they can't just ignore things so

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>>166346090
>paramedic drags you into medbay after you lie in a maint bleeding out for minutes
>puts you in the bottom sleeper
>leaves
>nobody finds your body after you finish bleeding out

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>find artifact that turns everything around it on a 5x5 tile radius into cult shit
>start doing this on station
>hop sees it
>explains to him
>he lets me do it on the rest of the station
>everybody thinking it's cult because of that
>keep culting shit
>die because science is a oven
>turns out there was an actual cult all along
>mfw

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>>166345170
the fourteen year old third worlder admins use OOC to scold players and shitpost constantly
xenos are supposed to win most of the time according to their coder (singular) so as a result the combat-related human roles aren't even a little bit fun to play
it uses older baycode than we do and for some reason they outright refuse to incorporate things like qdel, so even welder tank sized explosions can lock the whole server up for half a minute
the admins and coders seem to REALLY LIKE xenos wink wink
you can get away with ERP as a xeno (many such cases)
all the marines are five foot tall gook dykes with ass-length dyed hair, huge extended families to feed and an unwillingness to harm shards of glass and candy wrappers on the floor let alone the hostile wildlife that's trying desperately to decapitate them. the namefag doctors make for better fighters by comparison
predators exist on the Aliens planet
said predators just kind of fuck around with other players and rarely do any actual hunting of either side
they use the fucking weapons from the gearbox software colonial marines game for some reason which gave them an excuse to incorporate a bunch of tertiary (useless) weapons and call of duty weapon attachments
the host is a brain damaged wounded warrior in real life and oh it shows
you'll get banned for saying swear words or knocking on windows
they expect you to waste forty five minutes eating breakfast and saying "get off the ship" and roleplaying a really half-assed command structure and yet everyone is wew lad top kek git gud IC regardless and nobody seems to have a problem with it
the coders talk a big game but waste their time tweaking irrelevant shit

tl:dr game sucks
play literally any other game instead it'd waste less of your time

>>166346678
t. banned griffer

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dastardly wizard spider channels its inner strength to cast a confusion spell on lowly carbons (for best viewing, imagine the spider yelling as it screams, building up until the fourth spin)

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>Asimov religion
>attempt to follow all orders as if an Asimov borg
>make my own core and upload
>IT'S CULT
>upload ends up saving sec on at least two different occasions
Ping

>>166346678
I meant what's the aliens server like, not this one

>>166346678
you forgot the part where almost every xeno has a way to permastun marines and it turns the game into an unfun "hunter drops two facehuggers sorry ;)" simulator
Fuck CM

>>166346678
Don't forget that Xenos are allowed to rush the landing pads with no punishment.

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>>166346867

>>166346792
t. Apop

fuck off you egotistical shithead. your server is shit.

>>166344656
It's safer for everyone to do it this way though. I ask from afar first for them to stop, and please comply. If they don't taze, and drag them back to brig. However if I'm all alone (especially) maint, it's shoot first ask questions later.

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>>166346867

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>>166346792
t. een
>>166346867
t. career ancient hunter

back to the pit please and thankyou

>>166346805
How do you spin like that?

>>166347161
by channeling your inner autism

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>>166347052
No I mean that's fine. Tase me silently and cuff me, whatever

But please for the love of god tell me why first even if it's just a two word FOR MURDER or BECAUSE CULT or some other bullshit

I don't greytide so I usually have no idea what the fuck is happening and I like to know if I should be screaming that I'm being murdered or not.

so who's getting banned?

>>166347364
RealestEstate

>>166347198
If you are getting tazed/stunned and then cuffed. 95 times out of 100 its because their is a W on your character. The only time you should be worried is if they stun you and start dragging you off not towards the brig.

>>166347407
For what?

>>166346867
I'd venture to say the whole game to be honest

>>166346836
I was a borer in one of the cultists, Avada something.

I informed him early about you and the upload, and he didn't give a shit (learned from other borers). He still didn't give a shit while hiding in a locker, saying cult had subverted AI and any moment now borgs were gonna shut off comms and start bringing convertees.

In fact, he didn't do fucking anything the entire round but run around talking to people as if he was a dumb teenage girl, and refusing to act in any way towards cult stuff.

Then he got splatted randomly by a durand for no discernable reason in evac maint.

Biggest waste of time i've seen in a while. Should've gone with my gut and bailed early after hearing the retarded speech pattern he was using.

>>166347693
>chaplain has an AI upload in the chapel with asimov boards
>sec keeps reuploading asimov
>K-KEEP COOL THE SECBORGS WILL DELIVER US PEOPLE SOON

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>15 minute round end delay
>not even a bannu

>>166347852
It was the chap doing asimov. The HoS was trying to keep it on robocop.

>cult miner kills traders at the outpost and puts their bodies in a locker
>oh I bet he'll use them as artificers for a cult base
>he wanders space until he gets back on station then spaces the locker

>>166347942
we just wanted to play bomberman desu

>>166347852
Yeah, that while hiding in an arrivals closet for 30 fucking minutes.

Passed up at least 10 easy conversions that I even offered to help accomplish with max borer powers, and still nothing.

"Stick to the plan."

Died without converting a single person. Take no risks, gain nothing.

>>166348006
Why don't people make artificers more?

>>166347942

who was involved?

>>166348105
Paramed breaks into brig to get the captain's corpse from brig toilets because nobody was bothering to retrieve the captain's corpse, warden instantly lethals them screaming they're a ling (???), paramed spends rest of the round in cuffs

>>166348213
missing the part when the paramed shoots back at the warden, hence the cuffs

>>166348947
ah yes the infallible "just open up with lethals and if they do anything but die you reel them in", gottem boys

are there people who tried to make you meta-game while playing spess? i had to remove someone from my buddy list because they kept bitching at me to save them

>>166348006
That's what I was going to do, but I couldn't find any good vaults in space, so I ditched the corpses and went to telescience to find a base instead.

But it was all worthless anyway since nobody even used my top secret base and just listened to that other retard's """plan""".

>>166349246
>buddy list
what year is this

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>>166328701
Avada Avada Avada.

Is Is Is

CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>166347693
I hope I didn't make you feel like you had to stay with me, senpai! I even apologized ingame that It must have been kinda boring for you, I figured you were fine with chilling because you said the borer chat was there.


About the upload, I figured it was an upload hidden in there by the cultist who was subverting the AI, not that the chaplain was worshiping asimov and changing the laws over and over.

>>166349905
shit shit shit

>>166348213
paramed breaks into brig after being told to not come in on code red by the warden, proceeds to loot the captain's dead body in a dark hidden corner, then wonders why he got shot at and spams ahelp and shitcurity until the round ended.

>>166350569
>anonymously samefagging in the thread using the exact same words that you were whining with in ahelps
Real low, RealestEstate

>>166349905
is your self-insert really supposed to be from that faggy fucking game? christ

>>166350690
Free RealestEstate

>>166350690
>he gives his own highly biased version of the story
>I throw out my side of the story
>wow he's samefagging!! how dare he!
you're doing the exact same thing here DeadHarold

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>>166351235
But I'm not him

>>166351235
>>166350690
>>166350569
Rin Stop just stop. We know its you.,

>>166351314
fuck off roscoe

what is the optimal bluespace tomato potency for B&E

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>>166328701

>>166351572
big numeral is gooder

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>>166351314
alright, you got me.
t.Rin

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>Summon guns round

>Add two randos to the security team
>So afraid that one of them will shoot up the station
>only antag security was the round start one

I was so sure a survivor was going to blast me while I was giving them a job. Sorry I didn't trust you guys more.

>>166351973
nothing makes me more paranoid than new security hires
there is a special place in hell for antags that sign up for security

>>166351973
>only antag was round start security
I killed two survivors.

Honk honk.

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>buy summon guns
>nah, change my mind, refund it
>can't refund it, it's not a spell, fuck
>rush into battle
>I didn't pick a combat spell

>>166352125
I killed myself killing you with that grenade pistol

>>166352125
>not just picking up a scrying orb and doing summon guns a few more times while chilling in the wizard den

>>166352241
That makes you literally the only person I killed all round

Fuck it, next time I roll mutate

>>166352353
You killed a few people with robot parts and kept the NT default borg off you. Not too bad, considering.

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>>166351608
Im getting purge day flashbacks

>>166352307
>wizard also gets guns though

>>166352353
Senpai, I'm 90% robot, your EMP fried my lungs, heart, liver and prevented me from grabbing things/walking fast.

Paramedic had to execute me with a Sniper Rifle in the medbay hallway just to clone my ass.

HIPPIE IS SHUTTING DOWN
CANCER IS COMING CANCER IS COMING
SHUT THE GATES GET THE SERVER INTO A BUNKER
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>166351608

>>166352839
Proofs ? ?

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>>166352839
HAHA GOOD THING WE STILL HAVE THE PANIC BUNKER RIGHT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!

>>166352840
I like it

NEO COMXIA I'M COMING TO GET YOU

first time playing this game

What do I do when I am dead? I spawned and was reading the wiki on my role ( went assistant so i wouldnt be in anyone's way and was just trying to learn ) but someone came up to me and I wasnt paying attention and then I was unconscious and then dead

Is it just over and I wait for a new round at that point?

>>166353442
sure hope this ain't the current round you are talking about. Anyways, you become a ghost and fly around observing things, hope for a ghost role or your body to be revived

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>>166352840

i'm the mime who tried to onehuman the AI. that was at the end of my being awake for 28 hours and so after i got blasted by the borgs in sci maint I just went to bed.

sorry i probably ruined your malf AI roll, pal.

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>>166352562
>mfw I spent the purge erping and being a little shit as a mommi

>>166353442
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ghost

Turn your suit sensors on. I cannot stress this enough. They save lives. most of the time.

Are there any none metaclub waifus?

https://wiki.baystation12.net/Mice

>"While youcaneat a piece of cheese through a table, please RP correctly and unhide while you are eating cheese on top of a table"

>>166356175
Avada!

Who /baldblackeyes/ here?

>>166356384
Fuck off. We know that you're buttbuddies with Sawbones and his gang.

To that Vox homie who was getting bullied by everyone from the clown to the NT rep, I tried to help, I really did.

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What happened to the detective after he shot a fuel tank trying to catch my greytiding ass?

>>166356802
I loved having him stunned and arrested

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GARBAGE DAY

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>>166356802
>he was cult all along

>>166357018
I'm still not sure what all that was about

>>166356802
I found a new family in disposals

sorry i didnt know how to put myself into the disposal

>>166357056
So thats why you were shoving people into disposal in medbay
I should have went on the ride

>>166357060
Wait are you serious? Please tell me you're joking.

>>166357060
>>166357183
I culted Tahki about 40 minutes in. Then he almost died in my hideout.

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>doing non-antag botanist things
>botbuddy made kero/bicard green grapes
>neat stuff
>he starts mutating tomatoes, pay no mind when he starts planting blood tomatoes everywhere
>talisman'd, dragged into maint
>just grow blood tomatoes like it ain't no thang
>get the final objective to summon Narnar
>boss guy says to get into disposals to get to his disposal base
>climb in
>get stuck three tiles in the piping system because I'm a fat fuck from all those fucking delicious grapes
>I miss the fucking summon because I got fucking stuck in the fucking disposal system from eating too many fucking GRAPES off all things
>tell the admins that this is so fucking sad there needs to be a medal for this
>mfw they give me an award
11/10 latenight cult round
Funny thing was Narnar actually freed me right before the shuttle left and I died with the trophy on my corpse.

>>166357245
Wow. Now I feel like an asshole for helping him.

>>166357323
you were right to help me, the detective was a newfag and was accidentally gassing me

I was arrested because a crew member attacked me and I defended myself

>>166356175
Surfer Girl
t. Surfer Girl

>>166357629
Unless their character is named Surfer Girl, Surfer Girl is dead to me

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Who was in the right?

>>166357691
Surfer "Girl" Brooks

>>166357537
I saw your shuttle was unattended so I vandalized the shit out of it :^)

>sawbones shilled/s himself fucking constantly
>good friends with avada
>avada shilled/s himself fucking constantly
Noticing a pattern here?

>>166358835
guess who's going to be admin next.

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PLEASE ANSWER FAST:


DOES THIS GAME HAVE POOP?

>>166359314
no

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>>166359314
used to
ain't like that now
plenty of matriarchal gay furry communism if you're into that

>>166359013
Avada has more notes than 90% of players in less than 2 months
Doubt they gonna be admin

>>166335502
Welcome, green bedhead haired hair of redeyed nigress.
If it could be more human, i would love to use it

>>166337140
>played tribal vox
>somehow its ok to break into sci outpost because you are vox
B-b-but im a special birb!

thanks brain, helped me cuck those wiznerds

>>166337495
traders haven't been breaking into mining or research outposts since like September

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>>166360192

no, a bug did.

GOOD JOB CARGONIANS! PROMOTIONS FOR EVERYONE!

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>>166359314
Its already started
Hippie cast offs
You could have prevented this

Tengu is a bird that needs a lot of milk.

>>166360234
lmao what. it was because I was mindswapped?

>>166360275
ur butt is an ass that needs a lot of farts LOL

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>>166360235
CARGONIA STRONK

>>166360293

No idea honestly. It made me ahelp immediately though when it happened if that gives ya a chuckle.

>>166360234
bummer, sorry

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>Plays on a 4chan server
>Hates anime and anything anime related

The worst part is some people unironically do this, they play in an anime community, hate anime and pretend they're the true community.

>>166357809
I've since ceased going to that section of the forum, it's admin business and they need to investigate

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>>166360616
thats some classic bait my friend.
a good choice too, since we still have /v/ babs on this sever

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>>166360616
>>166360695

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>>166360616
>posts only pictures of anime girls
>"look how gay I am, look at me!"
We get it, you like dicks.

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>>166328701
I really really like this OP image

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>>166360695
>>166361130
>>166361250
/vg/ is and always be an anime server run by a anime posting chicken loving ice cream making pomf.

Check out this amv
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

>>166361482
>posts only pictures of anime girls
>"look how gay I am, look at me!"
We get it, you like dicks.

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>>166361408
Thanks friend, I liked making it.
Just for that I'll unban you

muh muh valids momma give babeh valids now!

NSFW aftermath of a greytider without gloves http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad4_1484873755

Service dream team?
>Chef:
>Bartender:
>Botanist:

>>166362173
You're making me sound like I'm the one who's posting

>>166362173
>Chef
____________Me
>Bartender
__________________Me
>Botanist
________Me

All three jobs have access to everywhere in service, so why bother with multiple people?

>>166362173
>metaclub shitposting

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>>166363235
>tfw no bar with built-in kitchen

>>166363793
I liked deff's old kitchen because the chef didn't have their own counter. It forced the chef to roleplay, and I would often being plates directly to the tables.

>>166363793
I used to bring dirty dishes to the dishwashers in a kitchen ran by people who stood by those rules

Connection Error:
Invalid ComputerID(spoofed). Please remove the ComputerID spoofer from your byond installation and try again.

I don't know what this means Aaaaaaah is this because I got a new computer?

>>166361482
RIP forever, morena!

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Where the fuck are the guides for lifeweb

I played as a fat whore, but its like a maximally edgy and 100% more clunky SS13

>people use autoclickers
can we make this against the rules or something?

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Post yfw when Pomf notices you

>>166365920
Corporate bounty hunter sure, hunting down those that went bad on their loans.

>>166365920
>Is "bounty hunter" an applicable role in shadowrun?
>I don't know, I feel like I should be hunting down SNATCHERS and ghouls and weirdos for payouts. This whole heist format is weird to me.
>Maybe what I actually want is a game where you track down and bring in shadow runners. Is that what I want?
nigga what

http://www.dreamself.me/clothes.php?action=view&id=0

Make your static!

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>>166366224
Stop with this cancer.

>>166366162
>>166366142
updated wanted system when?
Security replaced by bounty hunters when?

>>166366267
"/vg/ is an anime server and anime haters need to return to hippie" -Pomf123

>>166366312
when you hire cargo

>>166366224
Is anyone saving ones people have made and posted already? I'd like to see some.

>>166366312
>No cowboy bebop round with Jet, Spike, Faye and Ein working together to catch antags for credits

>>166366436
I'll post a megacollection when I get home :3

>>166366395
anime =/= dress up dolls for children

>>166366395
It's not about the anime, it just causes needless attention whoring, drama, and metafriend cliques, which we don't need any more of.

>>166366615
Then why does the discord exist? Literally just metafriending and circlejerking

>>166366653
That's part of the problem, dingus.

>>166366653
>a place where people can talk
>literally dressing up your static name ego and sharing it
>similar
this is an eighteen plus website.

>>166366701
wtf??
I hate character creation now!
>literally dressing up your ego and sharing it
really made me think

>>166366701
>eighteen plus
Say that to our underage admins

>>166366479
i just realized the syndicate is based off of the red dragon syndicate

Is it possible to play on the /vg/ server as an without fucking everything up due to lag?

>>166366875
yeah play on tgstation it's the stable version of vgstation

>>166366875
>lag

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AI blamed metaclub's pseudo-swastika singularity generator on antisemitic MoMMIs so I had to prove that we would've done a better job.

>>166367065
10/10

>>166366479
>Round starts as a normal traitor round, 1-3 traitors are picked.
>1-2 bounty hunters are also picked, spawn on a mini station, each with their own minitature shuttle with docking points.
>they get 10 minutes to gear up with things that they spawn with and get ready before their ships are unlocked.
>they then get their bounty target, a dead or alive requirement, minimize casualties
>if the syndicate agents are bounty targets, they get a warning.
>antags, people skeptical and opposed and neutral to NT can be picked as targets for the bounty hunters
Needs a bit of refining and stuff but, just brainstorming.

>>166366875
Shit. Forgot to say "as an Australian"

>>166366875
You don't know about true lag until you play Lifeweb

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>>166367065

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>>166367169
No more aussies thanks

How do we prevent metaclub metastasis

>>166367169
Fuck off, we're full!

>>166367450
All I want to do is grow interesting things.

>>166367491
Ban everyone on the server and play alone

Does "metaclub" even mean anything anymore?

>>166367491
There's no way to stop it without completely changing the way the serb plays.
The only thing you can do now is watch the community rot and fester until it gets to where admins ban and unban players based off personal grudges and friendships.
Oh shit wait, we already do that.

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>>166367685
>The only thing you can do now is watch the community rot and fester until it gets to where admins ban and unban players based off personal grudges and friendships.
>Oh shit wait, we already do that.

>this level of butthurt

>>166367685
If /vg/ is so bad then why are you still here?

>>166367751
because it's the server posted on 4chan you faggot

>>166367775
fess up do you actually play here

>>166367807
ive been banned for 2 years but I used to

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>>166367775
There is a public servers list on byonds client and no one is stopping you from running your own server.

>inb4 when you code it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKYqj9j8YDY

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>>166366224
Don't let your memes stay dreams

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>>166367832
on one hand i appreciate the honesty but on the other hand thats exactly what i expected you to say.

>>166367751
Because I have friends here.

>>166367914
Is Pomf still floating around? Haven't been here in months.

>>166368053
Posted in the last thread. He isn't very active unless the server isn't working then he leaps to help.

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I want to headpat catgirl maid greyshit Emilia

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Someone's a little overly sensitive.

>>166368979
>silicons that have preferred pronouns
Kill you'reself

>>166368979
Lmao this nigga probably freaks out when people call their cars/boats/etc 'she'. What a loser.

>>166369069
>implying I'm anything other than an amused observer
The AI didn't express any preference. Some guy just said "she" when talking about it, and the other guy went ballistic.

>>166368979
muh ick ock

>>166365402
You have to get raped and die hundreds of time to truly appreciate lifeweb.

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Avada is Cute, CUTE!

>>166368979
Wow this is pretty autistic

>>166346908
>rush landing pad
>get gunned down by rasps rape cannons
>sorely outnumbered
>best xeno you have is a mature hunter or a young crusher by the time the marines are planetside (on a slow day)
>marines have 100% AP ammo immediately on touchdown
>every single spec has a rocket launcher
>every memester namefag has quickshot-grip-silencer-marksman for 99% accuracy and stupid refire
>all of those fucking casuals with macros for reloading instantly

rushing marines early is the biggest mistake

you wait for autists like me who play Trumplord to build a massive fucking torture maze of glue and jizz before you fuck with the marines

>>166368979
I'm gonna start calling silicons "she" now

>>166365402
How the fuck do you even join a server? I tried all the Ips and noje of them worked.

>>166368979
I identify as attack software.

A GPS does not fit inside the head
A GPS does fit in a chest
A GPS in your chest will beep when you die the same as one in your pocket