/ink/ - Splatoon General

but that was literally the worst gun

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Marie is a fujoshi

>>166245120
Don't talk shit about N-Zaps around me, motherfucker.

>>166245154
I believe it.

>talking shit about nzaps
>tripnigger talking shit about nzaps
ok now you can fuck roit off m8

>>166245120
That's not non cherry H-3

>>166245154
>Injecting your fetishes upon Marie
No taste Scum

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>>166245510
Is there such a thing as a fujo fetish, as in being attracted to fujoshi

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Marie

>>166245712
With the way people are these days anything can be a fetish. But to be attracted to a fujoshi they need to be a fujoshi first.

I want Callie to give me the succ

>>166246476
That Marie is so cute I thought it was Callie at first

>>166247278

Have you seen an inkling's mouth? Why would you want your dick anywhere near that bear trap?

Why can't I upload Wii U screenshots to imgur?
Wii U mode makes me unable to load it after I select the image and I can't sign in in phone mode.

>>166247571
Yeah

I mean human mouths are pretty gross too if you think about it. Probably have way more bacteria and whatnot too

>>166247581
try uguu.se or pomf.cat or postimage

tfw traded in wii u for switch and now i can't play splatoon

>>166247865

Literally the only reason I'm not trading in my WiiU. I know the moment I do I'll regret not being able to play Splatoon until summer.

>>166247865
You can learn to draw squids

>>166247571
>A popular Inkling sex product is rubber caps, which go under the tongue of the user to prevent cuts

>>166248027
only reason is for botw if you're not getting a switch
got the hi cap battery just for exploring that game

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Am I okay?

>>166248472
unfresh

>>166248472
I'm sure you're a very nice person

>>166248472
reroll the headband if you do nothing else

>>166248472
You're using a gal so no

>>166248472
youre using a gal so yes

>>166248472
bin the sub saver
bless 5th player

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>>166248472
git gud

>>166248846
woomy (ngyesh)

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>>166248918
wat

>>166248589
I have no snails so it'll take me awhile

>>166248693
I change guns frequently

>>166248840
But Octoling armor is the only shirt I like.

>>166248972
That implies it's unwanted

>>166248980
>>166248846
hacking shitter detected

>>166248846
>tells someone to git gud
>literally cheats at a children's game
hmm really makes you think huh

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One match in and he's already salty as fuck. He's going to fit right in

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Friends with Octolings!

>>166250220
a little piece of my cynicism died

>>166250363
yeah, that's a good one

>>166249465
>>166249602
about freshness

>>166250938
Doesn't matter. You're still a hacking shitter.

>>166251021
found you
>>166249796

>>166251021
>>166249602

it takes like ten minutes and the abilities don't make much of a difference anyway. why are you so bothered?

>>166251230
When splathax first came out there was a weird mix of falseflaggers and kids that would rather roll scum instead of play the game. Looks like it's still here.

Squad in 10-15 minutes?

NNID frozenpandaman

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>166248846
>>166251387
nice hacks retards

>>166251784
sure

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>>166251883
It's not even that late goodnight callie poster

>>166251883
goodnight I love you

>>166251471
I'm going to miss the tension from being pursued by a kraken in Splatoon 2.

>>166251784
are you gonna be around for rm

>>166251471
i really hope they dont bring any kind of invincible specials back

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>>166251784
well, it's been 20 minutes, so I'm going to bed.

>>166251951
>>166253394
Sorry friend, I had some internet issues. Network started assigning IPv6 and computer/Wii U were fucking up.

>>166252272
yes, i'd be down to play then too.

>>166254151
I'm also available if you want to quad

>>166254151
well lemme know when you're ready to dunk

>>166254564
sure, I'll be ready in 10-15 mins from now (for real this time)

>>166254654
it's SZ now, so I'll RM in an hour right after the stage rotation. feel rre to join us now too

>>166254939
>>166254564
do we have 2 others?

>>166254564

squad going up

>>166256921
Let me know if you guys are still open.
Iam ready to join

>>166257664
Any fourth person want to quad?

>>166258740
NNID?

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IAm ready for some rainmaker

>>166258864
frozenpandaman

RM SQUAD OPEN

>>166259172
already added


Room for one more

It appears I've been cucked. Anyone else want to squad?
NNID: Godzillabean

>>166259680
i'll twin with you, it'll probably be easier than quadding
i'm rusty though, sent

>>166259728
Squad is up

nice one

SPEEDRUN

holy shit that was laggy
did you see the rm move when i picked it up?

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in desperate need of the source of this. Just an artist will do

>>166261189
Yeah, there is definitely some lag

>>166261189
Normal Jap instant transmission

>>166261263
nevermind i found it

wow, that dynamo had that corner locked down

I will not be missing that special at all

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>>166251883

>>166263220
>being a shortstack fetishist

that felt great

>>166263729
>I'm rusty though

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>>166263415

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>>166264114
Midna's thighs in bike shorts should be illegal got damn lord have mercy

>>166263729
>>166264096
I do really hope the servers get better
Sliding japanese tentatek users are bullshit

I want to see Callie shake her ass

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>>166264821
Callie would never do that, she's a pure maiden who only wants to see others smile.

think i'll do a couple more and stop, getting kinda late here

>>166264905
But her and Marie shake their buts every splatfest?

>>166265040
Last one for me as well.

GG

>>166265340
good games

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Passing by bump for the night.

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Callie is built for love

Marie is built for sex

>>166267621
Then why does she have those MAGNUM tentacles? They're the squid equivalent of G-cup boobs.

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>>166267853
>Then why does she have those MAGNUM tentacles?

For this

>>166268053
Are they prehensile? Is she hugging you or does she just manually wrap her tentacles around you?

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>>166268498
Tentacles don't appear to be prehensile but Callie's are so large it's probably easy to manipulate them without tugging on them.

>>166268498
i imagine she has full control over them but chooses to let them slack most of the time since having treestumps attached to her head doesn't really help her with everyday tasks like turning knobs, holding coffee, and or using a computer

>>166268801
>>166268884
Interesting. On a side note, what do you think Callie's new head sushi will be?

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>>166269073
maybe it's the glove things they are normally seen with

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>>166269182
One more bump for the night.

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>>166269182
that's their squid forms anononon

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What makes it such a good casual filter? Is it the crappy range and abysmal fire rate that anyone A ranked or above has no trouble dealing with?

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>>166271516
you added two "on"'s you know!

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>>166271873
I stuttered

What do you hear squid boys say? sqoomy?

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>>166273856
Yebbie, Ngyes, Spaghetti!

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I should stop drinking

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>>166273936
Yebbie is really cute but it sounds like it could also be a slur

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>>166247571
That's what the tongue is for mate

>>166274451
absolutely naughty

>>166274562
Can a squid tongue protect things from a squid beak

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Are trips okay sometimes?

I need more Squid Lab Research

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Don't open this

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>>166277845
Too late

>>166278012
Marie is my favorite fujo pupper

>>166267621
Why not both?

>>166274562
where is the clip of an inkling sticking their tongue out? i know ive seen it before, but i cant find it now

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>>166278407
I was stating my reasons for both and I do love both. They just have stronger capacities in different areas.

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>>166278701
I would think they would be pretty much equal. I can imagine Marie would be kinkier tho.

>>166279095
I think Marie might surprise us all in her gentleness in S2

she's still a fujoshi who gets off to spaghettis kissing each other though

>>166271789
1) grab a bamboozler
2) get owned by luna
3) grab aerospray
4) get owned by luna
5) shut up about "anyone above A"

>>166271789
>add all the damage up and quick respawn you can possibly get
instant S+

>>166279296
>still trying to force the "marie's gentle side" meme almost 2 years later

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>>166278701
>thinking sex is equal to love
For shame anon

>>166280021
I find bomb sniffer+defense up Luna build pretty good. You pretty much win every fight instead of trading. A bit of damage up, swim speed and bomb range, and you get a really nasty fighter.

this is the greatest general in world

>>166281000
>Not the entire universe

>>166281137
alpha centauri has a spla2n general thats out of this world!

>>166281251
Be honest.
Did you laugh to yourself when you came up with that terrible pun?

>>166281331
i did, but youre laughing too

>>166281384
s-shut up

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>>166280163
I think she's gentle. It's just the NoA translators that make her come off as a super bitch,

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>>166280298
>you'll never have loving sex with callie

>>166281000
i love how comfy /ink/ is

>>166281571
Nah I just think she just acts real smug on TV. It really does look like she doesn't want to be there.
She's probably pretty similar to Callie whilst at home, just a bit more reserved.

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>>166281670
hurts

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>>166281762
I'm sorry, anon. If it helps, it hurts me too.

>>166281705
Yeah, i could see that. I'd love to see that in Spla2n.

Honestly, if you don't want to deal with the fact that Marie is a bitch, just choose Callie instead.

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>>166282171
But Callie is boring

>>166282171
But the bitchiness is hot
I want her to bully me.

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>>166282284
>thinking the meme queen is boring

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lots of words

>>166281251
That explains everything. Those laggy suckers are not japanese, they're alpha centaurians.

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you'd think we'd have more pictures of godiva callie by now

>>166284461
Godiva implies having to hide something. Squids literally have nothing to hide.

>>166284062
without context, you wouldn't know which SquidSister is talking or grabbing who's feet

>>166285248
that's lewd as fuck

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cute squib!

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cute woomies!

>>166287930
one of those is a guy bruv

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id be surprised if the octolings noticed her

>>166288124
aw shit

do you think inklings pee? just wondering haha

>>166288124
even better

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>>166284062
Thanks translator anon. Here, it took my dumb ass way too long to realise the cloud tone was mirrored and I could just flip it from the original.

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>>166288189
They corrupted her

>>166289412
of course

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>>166289897
much appreciated as always anon
>>166290245
this is a bad comic

>>166288189
I don't think they know what undercover means

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>>166291015
I wouldn't know since I can't read it.

>>166291709
it doesn't take much to fool an octoling.

>>166288189
i don't remember Agent3 being friends with an Elite Octoling

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>>166291709
Octolings are not smart creatures.

>>166293467
it's not her fault she only has 3 lines of AI

>>166292148
>octolings
>elite
something doesn't add up here

I was listening to a podcast and they mentioned that Splatoon 2 lets you move the camera vertically with the right stick, even with gyro on. How do you feel about this?

Personally, I hope we can turn off y axis rotation with the stick. I always thought it was really smart of the devs to disable that in Splatoon. The stick is for big camera movements, and you don't need to make big vertical movements.

>>166295331
I hope there's an option to turn it off just for the sake of it, but I personally would find it quite useful to have both stick and gyro on.

>>166295331
i agree, lots of people complained that you can't move up and down with the right stick, but that's intentional since you should use the stick for big turns and the gyro for aiming
hopefully they will separate the sensitivities of the gyro and the stick so we can change them individually this time

>>166295331
I dislike it since it means I'll have to sit and readjust my camera more often

i'm going to do work now, please be good while i'm gone everyone

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>>166300252

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>>166300252
don't leave me with him

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>>166300529

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>>166301182
i wonder how cuteanon is doing, i hope they are doing alright

>>166301558
they were here just last week or so

>>166295331
I think I'll appreciate it, but only use it rarely.

At the moment, resetting the vertical camera involves moving the controller to a comfy position, hitting Y, then aiming back where you want to look. It's a split second thing that feels completely natural now, but occasionally it would be nice to adjust just a tiny bit up or down without looking away, so having the stick to do that will be nice.

Sure do wish these nips would stop disconnecting immediately after the match starts.

man, i could sure go for some Octolings right about now, Nintendo

>>166304407
I wonder if they will add male octolings.

I just hope they throw more, better octolings at us, to the point that they gain a nickname from their equivalent of booyah.

>>166306271
>male octolings
i feel like everyone forgets about octavio

>>166305867
Sliced, or what? I could definitely go for some octopus rings.

>>166307337

Think Callie would use Dualies?

>>166261672
please post the full version

>>166306681
octavio is underrated
he needs his own splatfest

>>166309002
You denied him one when you destroyed his giant robot. He was going to go to Inkopolis with it and splat all the inklings.

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>>166309002
>>166309205
>first splatfest in Spla2n is Wasabi beats vs Sea Bass
>it's also a surprise splatfest in Splatoon

ATTENTION EVERYONE ATTENTION

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL /ink/ BLACK LIST

AVOID PLAYING WITH THESE TRYHARD FAGGOTS AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE GAME

- Tim
- Key
- C.A.
- Moetron
- Sonata
- Katsuie
- Scarth
- Lemon
- Rainy
- Nico
- Rtm
- fat
- Cake
- eli
- BumNuggler
- nessthing

ALL OF THESE PLAYERS ARE SAVESCUMMING FAGGOTS WITH NO SKILL AND ARE NOT WELCOME TO OUR GENERAL

dare I ask what savescumming is?

>>166311084
having 2 save files
wii u + hdd
the game use the data in the hdd and if you failed to roll some ability or you lose rank you can delete it and copy the one in the wii u, reseting the changes

>>166311084
an ancient practice of temporal magic, most commonly used before invoking urchin satan and sacrificing snails

>>166311370
So that's how people get a whole set of str rolls. Maybe paid online service will mean Splatoon moderators? Oh well.

>>166311579

Splathax is better for good rolls since you can just pick the abilities you want and bypass rolling all together. Savescumming is best for scumming your rank, which is dumb but people do it.

>>166287769
This is an accurate post

>>166311938
hi slimy, i hope you get banned

>>166311001
>posting what is clearly mii names and not NNIDs
>implying anyone scums now when they can just hack gear
>implying it's not okay to have good gear
I like Spyke gambling to some degree, but I have nothing against people who want a gimmicky set like double bombs or all swim speed ninja squid and not spend a million hours grinding money and snails for it.

>>166311001
What an old shitpost.

>>166312178
>replying to obvious bait
Wow, hacker shitters really are retarded.

>>166313636
Surely this time around we can finally solve the question of whether hacking is okay.

>>166314881
its okay now because splatoon 2 is coming and people will have to reroll again to get their shit they want

I'm too shit at this game to care about hacking

>>166315197
People who hack are shit at the game

>>166314881
It's not okay and it's pretty pathetic to hack at a children's game

>>166314881
>>166315602
It's actually a violation of the Nintendo Network Services Agreement to cheat in a game so it's definitely not okay

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Cheating makes woomy cry

>>166317635
you definitely scummed your gear so you shouldn't be talking

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>>166318136
I definitely didn't you rude person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP24ohe6y3w
good lord this is painful to watch

>>166275789
no and moreso for octoshits

What shithole did all these tripfags come crawling out of?

>>166319575
We're the mlp of Nintendo. We attract people with mental health issues like flies.

>>166320221
I thought that meme was dead a long time ago
we still attract some weird shit

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>>166319575
If tripping is wrong why doesn't /vg/ have forced anon

>>166320940
It can be useful if anyone needs to prove they're actually someone. Doesn't really apply to literal whos trying to make a name for themselves.

I have a tripcode because IT PISSES YOU ALL OFF

[spoilers]and its my NNID[/spoilers]

>>166320940
Because when it is beneficial to know when a specific anon is posting, such as when someone is hosting a squad or providing content for a general it's a good thing. However when people abuse it and just shitpost with a meme name like you it serves no purpose.

>>166321483
Do you cheat and what's your rank.

For anal I would choose Marie, but for facefucking I'd choose Callie

What do you think?

>>166321637
no and -b

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>>166322024
I'm going to marry them both at the same time

>>166322073
>b-
Please try to become a bit better at the game before you advertise your NNID.

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>>166322432
It's fun helping people rank up though.

>>166311001
Do you people actually see non jap players?
I don't think I have seen one in a very long time.
I'm like level 25 and only ever battle level 50's.

>>166322432
Um ok but why

>>166322635
The game's relatively dead outside of Japan.

>>166322432
>being this much of an elitist about a children's game

wow anonymous sure is rude

>>166322756
Literal 6 year old children who have difficulty spelling can make it to at least A.

oh boy it's been a while since we've had a good shitposting hour

>>166322635

I see loads and they're all shit. The Japanese are also pretty bad but they're a small portion rather than the majority.

>>166323039
it would scare you to know how old I am I'm sure

>>166323131

OAP

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

>>166322635
Maybe like one out of twenty players.

It's not too crazy that you only see level 50s, it takes a few hundred hours to get there, and the remaining userbase is skewed hard towards people who are so into the game they're still playing over a year later.

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>>166324170
I hope you asked her first

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cozy sweater snuggles with callie!

tripfags killed the general

thank god there's been shitposts everywhere

>>166329282
>not just using the filter

>>166329282
Don't tell me you don't use a force anon script.

>>166329282
I'm sure it has nothing to do with people just waiting for the sequel

I wish the dev team would post a picture everyday like what Sakurai did before Smash's release. We'd at least have something to talk about.

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me in the middle

>>166330391

That would be nice.

I need more cinnawoomy

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>>166330707
Her name is Cinnamon, she is a woomy

>>166330391
If Nintendo puts half as much effort into Spla2n as they did Sm4sh, we will have a game of the year on our hands.

>>166330391
I wonder how bad the lag dashing will be with jap splat maneuver.

>>166330960
wasn't splatoon already the literal GOTY

>>166324170
HE'S BACK

>>166331072
good point

>>166330585
>A cancerous abomination
You're not wrong.

do gooks really love Splatoon? how much of a phenomenon is it there? if I were to ask a random person on the streets of Tokyo, would they know what Splatoon is?

>>166331479
Splatoon sold twice as many copies as Bloodborne

>>166331408
n-no bully!

>>166331479

What I'm worried about is how popular Splatoon 2 will be in the States, especially if some kind of regional matchmaker is added. Don't want to have to wait 5+ minutes just to play a match. Say what you will about lag but Japanese players atleast play the game.

>>166332489
I honestly don't give a rats ass about how popular it is in the states. I never notice any more lag from gooks than I do from westerners.

I kinda wish they would let international players intermingle more.

>>166334414
what do you mean

>>166333352
And honestly, westerners can be just as bad. Americans in the middle of nowhere playing on what's likely dialup are the worst.

I'm an idiot I just assumed that because of the region locking Japanese players couldn't add western players to the friends list

>>166336612
silly child

>>166336887
yes it turns out Japanese players just hate me as much if not more than the western ones

Don't reply to tripfags.

>>166331479
It seems pretty big, there's a ton of Splatoon merch at least. I know Japan goes hard on advertising even foreign stuff (like those Adventure Time trains) but the amount of gacha shit, branded food, clothes and trinkets seems notable.

>>166338460
make me

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>you will never deflower callie on your wedding night

>>166333352
it was the ethernet adapter that fixed it for me. it's all fine now with only a few hiccups now and then when someone plays tethered to their phone or some shit like that

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anyone up for a squad

SZ mall and warewhouse

>>166342368
wish I could. I haven't been able to get in any matches off of my dorm's wifi

>>166342368
too busy procrastinating a paper sorry

>>166341275
even after getting ethernet I didn't play during Splatfests very much. I always got teleporting Mexicans playing Rollers and kids on dial-up who took a second to register splats

>Had two A rank guys and one other A+ guy on my team
>Other team had three A+s and one A
>Lost 12 points when we lost
What? I thought it was supposed to be -10 if everyone was the same rank, then -8 if the losing team had more with lower ranks

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it was a nice wait

>>166344632
You're a bit late

>>166345210
Anon is pregnant?

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>>166342908
splatfests were a different story. shit like this happened even after the ethernet adapter so at that point, i'm going to blame the other person's connection

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>>166346185
They already said she's in

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goodnight callie
i love you

its really hard just to describe how much i love callie, guys... she just means so much to me
i might not have physical dedication like other people do to their waifus, but there is not a single day that goes by where i am not constantly thinking of her
her smile, and her kindness, and her gentleness, and her love and care... those are all some of the things that make me truly happy
if i could love that, or even just befriend it, my life would be truly complete, no matter what else
sorry... im really tired and i just wanted to let you all know that

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>>166346870
I can respect that. good night.

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>>166346870
Does it bother you that other people masturbate to images of her tentacles

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>>166344632
is this doujin online yet

>>166349618
it is
https://exhentai.org/g/960034/706ae18b1f/

>>166346079
probably your internet provider. that rarely happened to me

>>166346793
this

>>166349884
cool, thanks.
wish it wasn't on sadpanda. annoying to download from there or even access at times

>>166350037
i have 50/50 with verizon, and it's been stable since i've had it. plus that's never happened outside splatfest

Squad?

Be ready in 15.

NNID frozenpandaman

>>166350939
Anyone?

>>166351870
Ill come

>>166353413
we're twinning, we can quad next rotation since someone else wants to as well

though TC towers is pretty shit

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I realize this general is mostly dead but whatever

Am I the only one who, honest to god, is disappointed with what's been shown of Splatoon 2 so far?

All the shit is being changed and "rebalanced" for... some reason? Why did they decide to change all the abilities and supposedly certain sub weapons and such? For what purpose?

Not to mention the obvious fact the game will be even WORSE off as far as playerbase goes because it's on a different system and will require paid online.

I'm also not a fan at all of the strange Switch gyro controller... thing. The gamepad I think looks and feels much more comfortable to hold and tilt-aim with. Not to even mention the fact we've now lost the ability to quickly glance at the map to see where teammates are, what the map situation is ink-wise, and just quickly tap who you want to jump to after respawning.

I'm just really not feeling it, I'm very disappointed so far. Is anyone the same? I'm just not seeing what's so apparently good about this.

>>166353667
Alright

>>166353909
It's being changed BECAUSE IT'S A SEQUAL. What the fuck? What else are they supposed to make different in a second, new game?

>>166353909
>>Am I the only one who, honest to god, is disappointed with what's been shown of Splatoon 2 so far?

Yes

>>166353909
i'm glad kraken is getting nuked off this earth

>>166354002
*sequel, fuck

>>166354151
Same here
Panic buttons need to be removed

>>166353958
squad open

>>166353909
>Why did they decide to change all the abilities and supposedly certain sub weapons and such? For what purpose?
To keep things, you know, fresh. I do love the current weapons but it would be nice playing with new shit.

Also, just play tablet-mode or get a pro controller. The dog controller doesn't look too bad either if I'm honest.

>>166353909
I'm a little nervous about the playerbase and community being split up, but we'll have to wait and see about that. I'm hyped for everything else though, and there's still six more months to reveal more stuff.

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>that new BORN-TO-DIE squid sisters illustration

>>166354948
link

>>166353909
>Am I the only one who, honest to god, is disappointed with what's been shown of Splatoon 2 so far?

I believe you are in the minority in this thought.
I also feel as i have read this somewhere before

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who is ready for the /ssbg/ x /ink/ crossover in two months?

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>>166355525
I like watching Smash 4 and would like a decent reason to learn it.

>>166355525
it might be fun, but we really should stay separate, it's bad enough babt and his band of dingleberries go around trying to stir things up

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Not enough Sqilf in this thread
It's not fresh

>>166355276
Nah, not a copypasta if that's what you're wondering. I'm just not feeling it for this game, maybe you saw someone talk about the same stuff though.
>>166354002
Sequels usually add stuff though, not take away. I was really hyped initially cause I thought we were gonna get a ton of new stuff, and yes, we are, but it's REPLACING old things that I don't see why are being replaced. I mean, I get removing the Rocket ability (name escapes me for some reason) since we've lost the gamepad touch screen, but other things I just don't understand.
>>166354151
Honestly I think it just needed a second of startup time to remove the insta-win panic thing.
>>166354634
The pro controller doesn't have Gyro though does it? That would be really nice if it does though, I'll take that back if true.
>>166354668
I guess, just feeling real bummed from what I've heard so far. Just feels like most people will probably stick with the original or just not bother moving "up" since it's got required paid online.

>>166355726
Also Melee needs to be put to rest, you don't see anyone else still playing 3rd Strike at EVO
Also certain items need to be allowed

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>>166354948
>doing my weekly sweep of the internet for new waifu fanart
>find this
Someone just draw porn of her already, fuck

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>>166355825
Not sure how I feel about this desu

>>166356119
>already

ABXY singer has been a thing since release

>>166355995
>The pro controller doesn't have Gyro though does it?
It was confirmed on the Treehouse stream that it does.

>>166355995
it's adding stuff in the place of other stuff. we already have like a hundred weapons, you expect them to add more and have it be balanced?

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>>166355825
it doesn't help that most adult squid art is lewds and wouldn't be allowed on a blueboard

>>166355995
>The pro controller doesn't have Gyro though does it?
it does

additionally, they wouldn't be pushing it with this game if it didn't

Awww, everybody disbanded

>>166356387
sorry man, tc towers is just awful
glad you memed with us
ggs

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>>166355825

Agree

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>>166356339
>>166355825

>>166355995
try playing tower control when all four members of the enemy team have kraken, then justify any changes necessary

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>>166356170
I've searched for a lot of fanart of her but I've yet to find any actual lewds

>>166355995
you mean inkstrike? it's possible we might get it since you can also pick a superjump on the target with the gyro by tilting the controller, so you might be able to target an inkstrike that way. it's probably how the cloud thing is launched too
beakons might be back too in that case

Is everything Nintendo related down for anyone else?

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>>166357516
Smash hype too real

Don't forget the good old Discord is still up and running!

http://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm

I would recommend people who want to squad do it soon as Splatoon may become actually dead with the Switch release.

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Squid Girl at launch?
Squid Girl volume 23 and another season in celebration of Spla2n?

>>166356538
Yeah because it totally isn't easy to push Krakens off the tower right? And on many maps (Museum, Moray, Triggerfish etc) this outright kills them because the tower is above a bottomless pit.

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spaghett

>>166355525
I wish project m was no longer kill

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>>166346870
I can respect that, anon

>>166341180
Feels bad man

>>166364064
I'm glad it's dead and I hope it burns in hell