Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>post a question about dota in /lolg/
>they ban you instantly
>spam /pol/shit in /d2g/
>nothing happens
we need mods

>>166207937
most of the mods hate us, I think we only have one admin that gives a shit about dota

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>>166207937
>we need mods

Lads i find Sheever really hot in this outfit i dont know why, i'm too beta to ask for a selfie

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>>166207658
lul, my country sucks up more resources from the yunion than it pays, try again
>>166207680
member of the Messiah of Nations reporting in

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>EU dota trashed like it belongs

based /pol/bros not letting the general die

This general is fucking awful

why do euroapes still listen to dubstep?

Half of /vg/ are /pol/
Does that make /vg/ 2nd most redpillled board?

>>166207937
>>166207993
Remember when /d2g/ got stickies?

What happened?

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Our guy singsing is streaming

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>non-whites
>cucked-whites (EU nations)

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reminder to report all /pol/ garbage as fast as you can

>>166207937
We do have mods, they're the ones pposting the /pol/ shit

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this game fucking sucks

post em boys

>Digital Cucks lost to a fucking PL of all heroes

How did Punished Misery screwed up so much? I thought it was his revenge! Not Puppey's!

166208038
wow your anglish is very many

Hey, here's an honest question: do you like the hud changes from yesterday?

The dmg/armor/ms/stats section is kind of fucking small desu

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How come DC is NA when they win but EU when they lose?

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>EU dota gets eliminated

>d2g becomes a shitfest

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>>166208128
Who cares, they all ban evade the rare time a mod does anything anyway

I AM SO TIRED OF MEXICANS IN MY GAMES

YOU CAN HEAR THEIR MANLET STATUS FROM THEIR SHITTY BURITO LANGUAGE

TELL ME IF LOL HAS REGION BLOCKED SERVERS

>>166208113
That mod went fucking insane and started banning people for posting dota 2 related content

our girl is streaming

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prepping for meme match

>>166208113
someone make a thread on /qa/ that complains about this shit so they can assign a janitor to delete this for free

>>166208232
get all their static IPs banned

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>>166208172
That was his mistake as well

>>166208067
>dubstep
You think skrillex is dubstep too right?

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>redditors giga triggered by 4chan culture

>>166208230
what the fuck is that puke in a bowl

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>>166208171

i love bo1s this way i get to wait 30minutes for every 40minute match instead of 30minutes every 1hr30mins

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>>166208091
with the first most redpilled being /mlp/ of course

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Is she a virgin?

>>166208301
Fuck man, if that isn't the face of evil, I don't know what is

>>166208442
She's been fucking ODPixel for over a year

>>166208442
od rails her asshole every day

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Who the fuck had the brilliant idea to make every single LB match a BO1, including the finals?

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>>166208442
Oh yeah, definitely.

Jesus even /lolg/ is better than this

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So thoughts on the newest new UI? I like it except I was getting used to having AS available. Also I liked having the sum of the attack better than the base+dmg, but most of all I liked when you could also hold alt to split it like in the first nu-UI version.

garbage/most hated players in the scene also just cancer in general
>arteezy
>sumail
>ppd
>universe
>zai
>crit
>fear
>bulba
>mason
>ixmike
>grandgrant

actually play the game because they love it and not for the money, based as fuck and entertaining if they want to be
>waga
>dendi
>bulldog
>cancel
>w33
>miracle
>n0tail
>puppey
>capitalist
>siractionslacks

>>166208529
>arguing with americans
literal amoebas are on a higher tier of intelligence than them

>>166208536
someone smart that understands that losing is actually bad and should matter

>IG goes 1-2 against the best team in the world according to gosugamers rankings
>is ranked 226 and gets 0 rating points
Who the fuck designed this shit system

>>166208316
>/pol/posting
>4chan culture

It's literally r/TheDonald that poured into /pol/ and then spread out to other boards in the past year or so

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>tfw it's your first time

>>166208589
>haha guys le na dota amirite??

>>166208589
>reddit go away

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>>166208442
what do you think

>>166208545
>inbred brit is fucking a horse
P O T T E R Y

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this thred could be better

>>166208630
well played naix

>>166208587
The sum damage was nice. I'd like if you could split it with alt. I like how gaining stats has a little glow to it. The stats area is a little fucking small though, but at least they made the health/mana bars bigger

>>166208679
that makeup lmao

>Warned for talking politics in /vg/
>janitors don't understand that the oldest, most cherished tradition of /d2g/ is region wars
Honestly only janitors who browse generals for at least 5 hours a week should be able to clean them

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>>166208701
I wonder what kind of sounds Sheever makes when she's being fucked

>>166208739
i agree, raimi should have written the lore for dota 2, it would go well with the /pol/posting

>>166208813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU

http://www.strawpoll.me/12163698
http://www.strawpoll.me/12163698
http://www.strawpoll.me/12163698

>>166208582
esports are on, and the thread doesn't need you. So fuck off were trying to enjoy this game

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>1k
>spam necro
>win
how long will this work?

>>166208316
>>166208620
I also have a burning hatred for cykas ruining my game, but that's like making general threads in /v/
These things don't belong here, at least in these amounts. There is literally no reason to not discuss this in /pol/ or at least /v/.
/pol/ leaking all over was the worst thing to happen to 4chan since it got mainstream

>>166208813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_CW_xqNJo
something like this id imagine

>>166208805
>reports are working
God be praised

>>166208930
to 6k probably

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>>166208805
Fuck you

/d2g/ was never about /int/ trash, it was china vs the west at best, people supported teams and players but nobody knows anything about esports other how to spread their cheeks for arteezy anymore

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>>166208849

What did he just say?

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>trying to stop mobilebros

>>166208934
Russians are good willed samaritans compared to peruvians, it's amazing you guys even dare to complain when you have it that easy

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d2g's discord is infinitely better than its threads

>>166208782
It's pretty small on my 24 inch so I guess it would be tiny on a laptop. Maybe they should just make it customisable since everyone has different opinions.

Also the KDA/CS still looks like garbage and I wish I could turn it off.

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reminder to cheer for our Estonian president

>>166209029
which is strange since the people who use that discord are the ones shitting up the thread

>>166209029
post the link you faggot. And it better not be dick posting

>>166208921
NA pride

>>166208984
It was about china vs west originally, but when the NA scene become relevant, the focus shifted there.
There has always been region shitposting, it is the most important part of /d2g/

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>>166208813
like the sound of a fist being pushed in and pulled out of a jar of mayo

>>166209089
>discord of d2gay
>not dicks all around
anon....

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

>>166208984
4chan has been about region wars since at least 2008

You probably hang around dying hugboxes

>>166209053
>backpack moved the objectively inferior position below the items again
>should move backback to the right side again
>put kda/cs below items in the blank area

fuckign fixed

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>chill
reminder he plays once a day

>>166207859
daily reminder that Lone Druid is busted because of his new talents (+200 range at 10, +65 dmg to druid at 15, +7 bear armor at 20, -10 savage roar at 25), start the game with the following for laning:

tangoes on druid, Stout + OoV on Bear

immediately rush the following for the druid himself:

Dragon Lance > Phase > Skadi

then start building the new standard bear items:

phase > maels > basher > echosabre

extension bear items are mjolnir, abyssal, ac, desolator, moonshard in any order.

>>166209173
trying way too hard to restore his image

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How is Misery feeling right now?

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WAIT IS THAT LACOSTE?

>>166208805
Dota related region wars sure.

But it's just
>hurf durf taxes
>hurf durf obesity
>hurf durf immigrants
>hurf durf education

>>166209173
he plays 5 times a month noob

There's literally no excuse to not be watching SingSing stream

>>166209173
KotlGuy was probably told to not ask about the entire money laundering thing Secret does lel

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>>166208936
>HOT HORSES MATING HERE !!

>>166209029
It better not be a bunch of irrelevant in house circlejerkers
>>166209173
>That form
He's doing it on purpose. Cracking his knuckles. A hoodie that makes him seem bigger. Legs wide apart to assert male dominance. He is there to fight.

not hairy arms are so fucking werid they look like hotdogs

these retards interviewing should get some implants

>>166209248
i miss lelcoste and his dumb face

>>166209097
That's... strangely erotic.

>>166209164
I don't see why CS and KDA can't just be on the scoreboard. They can keep an option to turn on the autist info for people who for some reason need to know their CS all the time.

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UI update made me cream in my pants.

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>>166209184
>building inferior ranged druid instead of True "big cock" Form druid

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>>166209243
Nuclear

>>166209252
The only thing relevant in dota comes once a year though.

>everyone talking about discord
>no link to be found
Wtf

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>Soe will never give birth to your children

I want to die.

>europeans posters outnumber NA posters
>during dead NA hours (1-8am for NA) they still manage to turn the thread into politics shit
>as soon as one retard posts anything related to politics they take the bait and shit up the thread

fuck you guys honestly

>casual team

>7.00, good to not show strats
>watch other teams

>dc is a strong team
>moon good fit
>work for their win
>look forward to playing them

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The objectively best captain

>>166209339
they changed it?

again?

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>puppey doesn't care about winning
>just about keeping his team together
I think he's changed. He's a good guy now. He believes in friendship now

>>166209362
Why the FUCK would you want to join a /vg/ discord, half of them are just tranny circlejerks and the other are underages spamming /pol/ memes they got off reddit

>>166209414
What the fuck is so funny you can't keep a straight face for the photoshoot, Gustav? I'm so tired of your shit.

>>166209362
Why would anyone post a link to it, just look at these threads

if you didn't join when it invite was spammed too fucking bad, enjoy these threads

>>166209362
It's a meme, just like the invite only steam group.
It's just a bunch of annoying memers who wanted to form their own club to not appear like no names

>>166209248
holy shit this dude is so fucking smug

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>>166209243
(Standing)

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>>166209341
give me the build senpai and no one gets hurt

>>Maybe they're dodging low priority.
Will merlini be fired?

>>166209474

He was thinking about all the people that doubted SWNL

>>166209450
>cyborgfatt doesn't even react to it

>>166209362
thats because they don't want to be made fun of. last time I checked it was filled with people pretending to be anime girls, like four chatrooms just related to porn and the most desperate blogging I've ever seen

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Will I ever get out of the retard Braket?

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whoops forgot


>>166209541
kek
pls no

>they all got chairs so the manlet doesn't feel bad
LUL

Did they fix the low prio system yet?

>saksa has a pepe avatar

dotards

>>166209583
>I'm not going to become president like this

Veteran redditor

jfc Merlini save me from these two retards

>>166209608
theres nothing wrong with it

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>wake up
>dc lost
>dc lost against FACELESS
w
h
a
t

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>>166209421
Not much, they improved it a bit. It feels so good probably because they also made it slighly bigger.

>>166209580
>Normal
????

>>166209645
what

Lacoste's voice is so pleasant. If he made a video of him talking for 20 minutes I'd fall asleep to it every night.

>>166209608
I got a green record. I don't need that changed. There's nothing wrong with it. Fuck the pros. EE runs down mid and deserves LP

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>>166209645
I don't get it

frogs are normalfag shit and have been for years why do you act surprised when you see one

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It's time.

>>166209450
No, he's just in damage control mode. He is trying to build a brand, he can't attract any attention for like a year, so people start to forget. Notice how uncharacteristically neutral and PC he was in the interview, even speaking in a less aggressive voice

>>166209709
stop posting that ugly cunt m8
stop having shit taste nigger

>>166209018
You know when people say /d2g/ doesn't play this game? they aren't lying, Russians aren't the only problem on EU.

>>166209513
Who? I missed the last few minutes.

discord is just reddit central.

this thread is based `chon

>>166209691
>wake up

straya? hawaii?

>>166209741
Do you think if I dared to resist drugs I'd have a cute tubby gf like Allie?

>>166209731
>>166209679
Nice /d2g/ is literally /redditdotachat/ now

>play 100 games
>75% winrate
>never speak in chat besides cheering up my mates
>Pickíng supps if required
>19 reports in 20 games
>LP every 5 games


what's even going on? Who is reporting me? Obviously I have bad games where I play like shit, but even then like 8 pple would have to report me in such games

>EG vs Secret.
>Yet no Puppey vs PPD.
It just doesn't feel the same.

>>166209843
its forced 50%
it evolved into even putting you into low prio if you get your wr too high

yo, the teams are swapped what the hell.

Is Puppan the Villain protagonist or the villain ant of dota 2

>>166209942
antihero

>>166209830
? reddit is the one bitching that its broken or some shit

>>166209713
Emphasis on "Retard Braket". I've played against 4k on my smurf, and won I'm shit at laning though, but much better at farming and pushing

>>166209826

fat girls smell disgusting down there because they can't reach down there to clean themselves

>>166209942
antihero

>>166209843
Even if all the other 9 players gank-report you it counts as only 1 per game, you got reported 19 games in a row.

Either you are lying or you're really that good and it was hate-reports from the enemy team, is literally what's happening to pros... do you deward too? That might be triggering the enemy supports.

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>>166209529

>>166209964
No reddit says it's fine that'se why it's not getting fixed. The report system is in a VERY FUCKED state right now for anyone above 5k mmr

WHY THE FUCK IS SHEEVER THE ONLY ONE ANALYZING THE DRAFT

>>166209942

Dendi and Loda are still the main characters of dota.

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>Io + Underlord

>EG abusing shitlord and his pit of balance

>>166210085
>406 ms
do you even fast

>wisp and underlord same team

MEME GAME CONFIRMED

>>166210085
well done anon, thank you

pieliedie has a zyzz pic is he one of us?

Soe, Sheever or Smix?

>Io underlord

oh baby

the memes

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Why is Underlord good?

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>>166209774
What's wrong anon? Can't you handle the fact that your little mojo actually likes an Arab qt?

So is EG Radiant or Dire? The arrows on the pick screen are fucked, and no one notices it

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How do I play these faggots if I want my enemy to suffer as much as possible?

>>166210106
no its fine, they haven't changed anything about it in a while

>>166210213
OSfrog YOUR UBER HAS ARRIVED OSfrog

>>166210213
>free %health damage
>free huge aoe root that reapplies every 3 seconds
>FREE damage and damage reduction
>FREE aoe tp scroll
???

what is this stupid music playing

>>166210252
Techies' viability is inversely proportional to the ammount of people who knows how to play it, teaching you would directly make it worst.

>>166210213
>>166210213
because he's broken as fuck

>incredibly high base stats
>decent stat gains

>all his abilities are powerful as fuck
>firestorm % health is retarded and is pretty much AoE Infernal Blade

His atrophy aura alone makes him hard to kill even in a trilane if he has stout shield.

LOL Firestorm a wave get ez arcanes, push lanes forever.

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i thought twitch banned sing for the trump pepe

who made twitch great again

>>166210234
i know youre a monkey anon, no need to call yourself mojo
also that nigga has an eyebrow thicker than a black woman, get some taste

>>166210234

pepperoni nips

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rofl what's with the sides and picks?

>eg pick
>secret hero highlighted

/d2g/'s opinion on Chi Long Qua?

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>kid crying in the background

>>166210493
reminder that CLQ is literally just barneyy

>>166210491
i don't know how they even make it like that

>>166210426
He got banned for having an emote that was a black Pepe behind bars.

>>166210491
>>166210248
Did you really just noticed? It's been like that since the release of 7.0.

>>166210491
its a beta

>>166210213
>>166210293
Literally GoodWisp

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>>166209097
>>166209328
would you?

is that a puppey weaver?

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>>166210590
hahah holy fuck really

based our guy sing

>carry Venge
>support Io
>Underlord

>Chen

so they have
>global teleport
>global mass teleport
>instant swap
>Chen teleport

and

>Venge Aura
>Atrophy Aura
>if Venge dies and Pit Lord lives they deal no damage

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Say It

>>166210604
no I noticed this last time too, I think it was a chinese tournament but I asked & people told me it was a beta
I didn't know it happened with 7.00

>no cores strat
wdegmbt

>this EG line up

carry underlord?

>>166210660
i wish i saved that webm of a man fisting that horse with liters of pussyjuice pouring out of the horse
it was pretty hot

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THESE EG PICKS

LMFAO


AJAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>166210682
>Rtz needs 4 ways to save himself

>Behold my vile girth!

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9c/Abys_spawn_08.mp3

What does Underlord mean with this?

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>>166210213
since /d2gulag/ thought he's gonna be bottom of the gutter trash after porting, the berenstein bear engine kicked in and rewrote the universe to make Vrogros good
at least you're not as bad as pedophiles

>>166210793
he got a big thick belly

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>>166210714
MR PRESIDENT

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CORE WAIFU INCOMING

>>166210213
he is one of the best heroes for 5 manning and bulldozing a lane which seems to be the strat in this patch

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>>166210441
You need to get /pol/ out of your head anon. Mia is qt.

>>166210802
SHIT WTF

>>166210841
>tfw no buxom blue waifu

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>so I told cr1t to just pick like a pub
>and he actually did it the absolute madman

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>>166210745
^:)

#NOT MY PRESIDENT

PEPPER
A
P
P
E
R

>best mid in the world
>dies to a weaver that killed their coureir less than a minute ago

uh huh

>SHITFAIL
HAH
>RTZ PAUSE
HAH

>SHITFAIL
HAH
>RTZ PAUSE
HAH

>SHITFAIL
HAH
>RTZ PAUSE
HAH

>SHITFAIL
HAH
>RTZ PAUSE
HAH

>>166210714
PRESIDENTE IS ANGRY

>honeypot lan
zzz

>Puppey gets courier and FB
SAY IT WITH ME

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MISTER PRESIDENT

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EG ALREADY LOST

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SAY MY NAME

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>sumail
>good

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>those smiles

Based puppey putting murrifats in the dumpster

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I don't like this timeline where I dislike seeing Puppey winning.

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>President kills teh courier and kills sumail

>>166207937
the mod on /vg/ hates dota because he is a massively autistic thirdie 2k retard who always gets bullied

>>166210802
Neat

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>EG already tilted

This is what I like to see

>>166211005
>paki shit
>american

How is Weaver even balanced???

>>166210793
https://static1.e621.net/data/a1/c5/a1c58d1e8eb737892a620bdcd2059e75.png

Puppey is playing like a man with something to prove.

I think EE actually helped him as much as he hurt him. Lit a fire under his ass.

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Im cheering for secret cuz I hate arteezy

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>what u wanna play artour mah boy
>just meme my shit up fäm

>weaver
>balanced

>>166210931
wew
lad

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>drafting qop
don't do that

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>>166210714
>tfw Presidential plays

>puppey picks a carry hero for himself
>literally roams around looking for fights from minute one

Is dotabuff plus worth it?

Is there anything el presidente can't do?

>>166211084
dies to a sneeze
500 hp and 1 starting armor

If people don't draft stuns or silences that's their problem

What is the "FIGHT ME" meme during the Puppey interview?

>Weaver is just a ranged BH that can run away

disgusting

SOMEBODY FIX THE FUCKING COLOURS ON THE STREAM

holy shit this new ui is pure kino

valve are fucking gods

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APOLOGIZE

DUDE

Fucking puppey exposing my secret mmr hero to the public

>puppey 4-0 at 4 minutes on a WEAVER

>>166210265
The meta around reporting has changed though. You get reports back for punishments done it's all automatic so when a lot of people are reporting for petty reasons things get ugly for everyone

>support weaver only works because drow aura
-d2g

>>166211270
I wish it was real

>>166211217
when someone would critique Puppey in Secret, Puppey would yell "Fight me!" and they would never resolve their disagreement

I wish I was making this shit up

EG lost at the Chen pick.

>Weaver bugs fucking destroy Chen Creeps
>they thought Weaver was carry or at most offlane and roaming SK

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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY

>>166211270
Is he our guy?

Is roaming support Weaver actually good? It can't be THIS good.

>>166211217
>Every time things get heated and you argue with him. He will ask you a common question: You wanna see who’s right or wrong? Fight me. During MDL S2, where we have been having bad results for some time, W33ha and Puppey got into an argument. Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.” Everyone just stayed silent after. He was always bullying W33ha throughout the entirety of Secret.

>>166211315
yea back then people only used their reports for griefers

t. someone who doesn't play the game

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>>166211071
>Soe

This is what I like to see

What the fuck is happening

how are Secret dominating EG and DC

>>166211368
>hero with 3.3 agi gain and drow aura
>0 points in carry
what did valve mean by this

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>This guy shukuchis your mid and demands you to fight him.
What do you do?

>>166211450
feed him myself and my courier

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How do you fix him without ruining him as a core?

>>166211403
Weaver fucks with their lineup Io and Chen hard, they have no lockdown to hold Weaver down.

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>>166211405
>bullying the addy addict
based our president

Holy shit! was puppey always this good or did he start playing much better after getting exposed?

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Puppey is raping the shit out of these nu-males

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>>166211424
>soe was an enigma spammer

no wonder she ditched us for overwatch

"big guy"

>>166211472
he doesn't need to be fixed

>>166211472
w no longer makes him perma hasted, rather gives him like +250 ms or some shit, so he can be slowed during invis

passive has mana cost or some shit idk

hahhhahah BASED DAKOTA OUR GUY 3UUUU

>>166211437
because PPD is no longer there to herd the NA-tards into a competent team, and DC has spent too much time in NA and is starting to get stupid as well.

Entropy aura and Vengeance Aura

My fucking god no damage

>>166211507
teenagers get rekt

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Reminder that anyone who says SingSing isn't our guy is a redditor

HOW ARE SECRET DOING THIS

>>166211472
Shikuchi lower damage or higher mana cost as it provides a lot for how cheap it is.

>>166211564
No.

>early pushing setup
>can't even get one T1 tower
every time

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>EG losing
>artour feeding

I'm delighted

...what the fuck was that

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Say my name

ARTOUR MAH BOI

President is back on form?

>people fell for the pushing deathball meme

lmao that's not the meta retards, it's about fighting not just 5v5, lots of ganking, saving and everything

EG losing the best feeling ever.
Based president teaching these teenagers how to play this game

>>166211501
1.- Open jewtube.
2.- Search "puppey chen", "puppey enigma", "puppey kotl", fuck, just search "puppey", unlike most other support captains his mechanical skills are top-tier, he could probably play a better carry than half the carries that has been in the same team as him but everyone else is too stupid to play support so he doesn't allow them.

Except pieliedie and kuroky, they're the only supports that Puppey respects as equals.

>support roaming weaver
>87% of the net worth of the opposing safelane carry

GJ Arteezy

>>166211657
MR PRESIDENT
DRAFTER IN CHIEF

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>puppey still playing the dead game and chasing honeypots
>PPD moving on up to do greater things across all of esports

crit really can't fill the gap, these drafts are trash.

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>it's a puppey picks himself a 3.5 position role

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>drafting chen against el presidente
Delusional little faggots.

>>166211779
WanteD is the True EG

good to see that secret still utterly dominates EG regardless of who is playing

EG getting to win a ti without having to face the team that always shitstomps them is truly a tragedy in doto history

>>166211845
EG has historically has a sub 30% winrate against secret regardless of who is playing

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>>166211628
>posting tattooed ruined whores

>>166211769
weaver is op tho, the 550 free movement speed for 4 seconds is retarded broken, so is the fact that you cant trade hits with the hero, and hes almost impossible to kill early game

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Okay, what the fuck is this?
How does +8% spell amplification beat +100 raw damage?
The only stuff that gets amplified is Shuriken Toss and Shadow Walk.
Shuriken toss goes from 375 to 405. That's +30 damage. +180 if you tracked them all and threw the thing at a creep. +330 if you did that with Aghs, in a perfect situation.
Shadow Walk goes from 120 to 129.6, for an increase of whopping 10 damage.
+100 damage means +225 damage on your Jinada strike, and you get Jinadas every second on lvl 25.
I genuinely don't understand how this works from a mathematical standpoint.

>arteezy

>>166211845
Yes it's truly tragic your teams choke every year at TI

>>166211972
eh

it counts for items too dingus

>>166211957
>no HP
>no armor
>impossible to kill early game
Only if you 2kMMR draft have no stuns.

OUR PRESIDENT IS DOING IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lERSJgqX8F8

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>166211972
>he doesnt build dagon eth blade bounty
lol

reminder that soe is badsnowfox

>>166211972
hero cant flash farm and is out itemized and out tanked by any other hero/carry. He cant use +100 damage when hes dead.

>>166212067

>my team

nice imblying lad

Is Kotlguy our guy?

does aether lens increase the rot aoe

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>KotlGuy baneposting
Based robot

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>drank a coffee straight up
>now my heart beats so fast

DOTARDS?

>>166212152
no

>>166212145
4U XD

>>166212068
So you're suggesting a whopping +3% winrate comes from the damage amplification for the BHs building Dagon and Bloodthorn?

>>166212074
with 4 bracnehs he has more then 600 ehp, what hero, no waht 3 heros can do that amount of damage early on? your stun him he spams w and hes gone and ur out of mana.

>>166212104
>hero cant flash farm
B A T T L E F U R Y

>>166211972
because bounty is played as a support who sits on the side tracking everyone and using his q
if you're level 20 as a support and you try to go in and right click during a fight you'll get blown the fuck out instantly

kotlguys assimilating the memes now

>won 7 games in a row with weaver
>got low prio
ok

>>166212158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fj4GgD4-Ck

>>166212158
>he loaded the "2000-2020 subculture archive" to fit
>"where I can find John Connor, fellow memers :D"
Play enough attention and you could listen to some 2019 memes.

>>166212224
battlefury is a shit item, and by the time u get it there luna can solo kill u

>>166212232
How badly do you have to play to not end up with a ludicrous amount of money as BH regardless of your position?

>That swap

Arteezy is actually shit.

the fuck did i miss a banepost in this cast

>>166212210
No you just asked why ppl go for the magic boost, its because they buy magic items. You are just stupid f a m

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>t1 for a t2
Ah yes the infamous Puppey calls

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>siractionslacks
>entertaining

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>166212312
that shit needs some serious buffs, or just losing like half its damage in exchange for it building into a lategame item or something
fuck

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>vegneful spirit carry

>>166212264
same shit happens to me, i was shittalking the enemy.

there's much more worse about to happen.
you have to adapt that low prio and when you win, you're going to lose 3-all ranked games because you just adapted against shitters

its like a switch for your shitter self