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Meme competitive edition
https://youtu.be/JtksEype-8A

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously:
>>165985028

Meme competitive edition
https://youtu.be/JtksEype-8A
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1st for Soe is a whore
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>When it comes to Sombra, Kaplan said the Overwatch team intends to move slowly with her. They believe Sombra is “actually very powerful, and a lot of players haven’t mastered how to play her correctly yet”, but Kaplan conceded she is maybe “in need of a little bump”.

>However, don’t ever expect her to be a “vicious assassin” – Sombra is intended as a “backline disruptor”, maybe even leaning towards a support role, rather than a frontline flanker. Right now Blizzard has no plans to maker her more lethal, bringing her in line with Overwatch’s killers.

>support role
>hacking health packs which no one knows about
>The hacked health packs don't stay hacked
>teleporter with a time limit (bcuz reasons?)
>stealth which is ineffective as fuck
>gun is too inaccurate and too weak
>choose between hacking an enemy or trying to kill them
>choose hack
>they can still kill you
>and will kill you
>because you've spent time hacking them
>rather than shooting them

>stealth up to torb turret
>try to hack it
>can't hack while invisible
>turn visible
>it shoots you
>stops the hack
>shoots you dead
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>>166001440
Reminder that they can't play their own game and balance around the type of player who probably gets snuck up on by Sombra yelling in their ear.
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Reno 911 skins when?
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>>166001440
>finally manage to hack a torb turret
>it doesn't turn on the enemy team
>it just stops working
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am i doing something wrong? :(
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Reminder that Junkrat takes no skill.
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>Enemy plays Ana
>hard to deal with
>no teammates target her
>sleep keep you out of action for 5 seconds
>denies heals at perfect times

>I play Ana
>teammates run around corners constantly
>teammates waste every ultimate
>try to shoot for damage and team walk in LOS
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zenyatta mains where you at?
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Am I dreaming?
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>>166001360
>Can't release more than one new map every 4 months
>New skins all priced at 3k every couple months
>People still accept this because "different teams"
Fuck this garbage, I'd be fine with the argument that it takes time to make new shit, but all they do is design asymetrrical maps with a series of chokes and call it a day while balance flounders and cancer runs rampant
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>chinese new year dragons
>hmm which characters have dragon ultimates
>hmmmmm
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In case it was missed in the crossover to the new thread:

>>166000837
That's not how you greentext

And you don't have to completely gut a hero to balance them. Literally the only think that Ana contributes to the tank meta is the highest HPS rate in the game. You can afford to have high health heroes playing aggressively as it is, then add in 150hps (pre-nerf) and tanks basically become invincible.
I don't know how you've got it in your head that she does "too much" her DPS is one of the lowest for projectile weapons, and definitely the lowest for a scoped weapon. Of her 2 abilities 1 is completely healing orientated and not at all out of place, and her other is effectively a single person 5 second stun which is strong but not unbalanced. She isn't picked because of her sleep dart, she's picked for her insanely high HPS. Even nerfed she can still potentially give 110hps, Mercy, a dedicated healer can only do 60. Nerf Ana's healing and she's fine.
Stop making an ass of yourself on the Internet.
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>>166001428
whores aren't cute
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>>166001543
hacking a torb turret is pointless. if its already focused on a teammate just shoot it.
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>>166001594
It'll be hilarious if the dress is just part of the victory pose not tied to the skin and her actual in game model to go with the MEKA is just the default with a different colour scheme.
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>>166001554
>7 games

That's your only problem. Keep in mind Reinhardt is better for supporting teammates with his fuckhuge shield than for getting kills
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>>166001680
>hacking a torb turret is pointless.
isn't this something they should change then for the "le epic hacker" character?
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>next short will be about reinhardt and the crusaders doing some sad last stand badassery

Please blizzard.
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Whose /mained Dva before buffs/ here?
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Are my teammates dumb? I keep tossing armor but they never walk to it even though its in front of them. But then:

>"I need armor!"

I told that guy to fuck off
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>>166001665
Nip pigs not welcome
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>>166001670
She's so autistic
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>tfw no thicc mei skin
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>>166001689
I didn't know I wanted waifufags BTFO this hard until now
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>>166001759
Fuck off queer
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>>166001723
They dropped the ball with her so hard it isn't even funny.

She should disable bastion ult, soldier ult, Genji ult, sym buildings, torbj turret should swap sides for 4-5 seconds. so on so forth. But nope, lets just code it like a flashbang and call it a day.
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>>166001727
No, an hour long Dva short documenting every aspect of her life is next.
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What sort of emotions does this art arouse in you?
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>>166001734
It only says I need armor if you play torb. To everyone else it says I need healing.

Just toss them as you leave the spawn so people can pick them up as they re-spawn and skill shot your teammates with armor.
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>>166001803
this skin needs to happen
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>>166001734
That's because they're asking for healing, you're only hearing it as armour because you're playing Torb
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>>166001728

>Defense matrix was a cool down ability.
>Could die to her own ult.
>500 hp.

It actually boggles my mind thinking back.

I was looking back at some pictures of when I got some achievements and one was me as lvl 4 hiding behind a wall after my ult killed 5 people. Pretty funny.

I also had some pictures of me playing Mercy on koth as a solo healer at lvl 6. I wish I could go back to be that blissfully ignorant.
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Who is more bitter?
Think carefully.
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>>166001880
>I wish I could go back to be that blissfully ignorant.
Launch was a happier time.

Unless you got killed by Bastion.
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>>166001502
>Of her 2 abilities 1 is completely healing orientated and not at all out of place

I said absolutely nothing about it being out of place. I said it does too fucking much. With one press of a button she insta-heals 100 HP AND gives 50% buffed healing from all sources for several seconds AND does damage to and prevents enemies from healing for the same amount of time. Name another character who does that much from one button press. The buffing and debuffing can be removed and given to another Support or an Offense character who specializes in buffing team heals and debuffing enemy heals, instant 100 HP AoE is powerful enough. She also doesn't need the Sleep Dart, the ability to completely shut down anyone and everyone on top of her insane healing is way too much. Give it to someone else and give her an ability to deploy a hide that she can sit in and be protected from attacks for a set amount of damage, which fits into her role as a sniper and gives her survivability without making her three characters in one.
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>>166001806
>try Sombra for first time
>use ultimate on syms sentries
>roasted to death because they still work anyway
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>>166001860
>>166001864

Well shit. You learn something new everyday. Still doesnt explain why I have had teammates walk right past the armor pack.
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>>166001857
Confusion. Why does Jack need the visor when he's having sex? Does he auto aim his jizz?
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>>166001806
it's fucking hard enough to hack torb or sym turrets due to if you take 1 point of damage it interrupts your hack.

So if you actually manage to hack a sym or torb turret, it should turn it to your teams side until it is either destroyed or the torb/sym builds another to replace it or the torb/sym switches characters.
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>>166001734
>I'm too retarded to understand how calling for healing works so I told the guy to fuck off
Man what's it like being retarded?
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>>166001857
Like pretty much all poly Overwatch art you find on tumblr is cringy like this.
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>>166001880
Timing the defense matrix was an art.
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>Get a guy with a his "healer gf" on my team
>They're trash and we lose
>Come back 30 minutes later
>They're on my fucking team again and we lose again
>The other team even makes fun of them for how bad they were

Thanks Blizzard. I didn't want to hit 3500 anyways.
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>>166001937
Honestly this bothers me the most about it. Just make it do 1 fucking damage like how Graviton does a little bit so she actually gets credit for people following up on it. It's not like Sym can't just rebuild the turrets instantly anyway.
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>>166001854
I want a short from the perspective of one of the coffee cups on the desks in the Overwatch airships the entire short while witnessing a heated and violent argument between younger Ana and Pharrah with some awkward Jack, Gabe, Tracer, Winston and Mccree background stuff.
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>>166001880
>I was looking back at some pictures of when I got some achievements
PS4 detected.
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>>166001956
And I have already said I did not know that. No need to be so rude.

But you are right, If I ever see that guy again and he didnt block me, Ill apologize.
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>>166001934
I'm glad that bitching stopped
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Mei is FAT
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>>166002021
It was funny when the free weekend happened and it started up again.
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Someone tell me what Bastion was like when it had the shield.
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Remove Pharah from the game. She's so fucking easy and carries nearly every game at lower ELO levels. Why would Blizz design a hero that has such a low skill ceiling that requires a decent amount of skill to deal with?

I get absolutely tilted at the amount of dmg she poops out every second. She's hard to hit if she moves erratically and has the potential to get so many environment kills from a billion yards away with no risk involved.

Making her the only char being able to fly is absolutely retarded. Make a hitscan hero that can fly to, so he's easily countered. Or nerf her vertical movement speed in the air.

I. HATE. PHARAH.

rant over.
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>>166001716
>Reinhardt is better for supporting teammates with his fuckhuge shield
>at the choke
>shield up
>Soldier keeps running past my shield
>guns ablazing
>dies 5 feet in front of me
>over
>and over
>and over
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>yfw D.va upskirt
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>>166002156
>yfw >>166001689
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D.Va is CUTE
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>>166002076
mei should make wheezing sounds after running long distances.
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>>166001557
prove it?
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>>166002140
I feel you comrade.

Get. Behind. The fucking. Shield.
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>>166002156
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>Jack is holding a picture of his son

Assuming they are both married if you were either Ana's leaf husband or Jack's qt conservative country wife, would you be pissed that Jack and Ana only told each other that they were alive?
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>>166001535
This world isn't good enough for that.
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>>166001936
What is your fucking obsession with removing abilities and giving them to new heroes? This will literally never fucking happen. Once a hero
is released that's it.
>inb4 Symmetra rework
They removed 1 ability that they decided simply didn't work, we won't see it again.

And again, the only reason Ana's grenade is good is the heal buff and heal denial. The fact it heals and damages is completely irrelevant. She is only picked because of her HPS. It's as simple as that. If Ana had worse HPS than Mercy, she would barely see any tournament play at all regardless of her heal denial and sleep dart. i don't want that. A potential 91hps would still be the highest in the game, but it would dissolve tee tank meta which is what you keep complaining about to justify completely fucking gutting Ana
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>>166002270
That's the Chinaman that used to be on their team.
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keep blasting the fucking shield dick suckers!
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>>166001689

oh yeah

really

funny
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>>166002329
I found the 6th teammate in >>166002213 but where are they in this one?
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>>166002326
Why would he be important enough for him to hold a picture of him?
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>>166002076
I don't understand how you guys justify this claim anymore.
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>Reinhardt Shield can now recharge while still pressing M2
>But it needs a negative side effect

Someone pitch ideas?
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>>166002140
I appreciate your choice of image. SS Anderson is a greatly under appreciated artist.
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>>166002397
Jack loved all of his comrades.
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>>166002397
because he was a good friend
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>>166002373
The butthurt would be biblical, it would put Meis christmas lego to shame.
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>>166001756
No she's not.

She's just another dumb gamer girl who is only known because she is pretty
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>>166002426
they have fat on the brain
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>>166002329
the sombra is busy back flanking and hacking health packs
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>>166001734
I drop my armor inside the spawn room. They have to wall through it to get to the point
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>>166002426
Because that's at least 2x the size of the other normal sized characters.
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>>166002472

so EPIC
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>be Lucio
>no McCree or Soldier on team
>enemy Pharah is being a problem
>friendly ask someone to switch
>Player A switched to Junkrat (was Symmetra)
>Player B switched to Reaper (was Roadhog)
>mfw
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im a complete retard at dva holy shit, even before the nerfs i was 100% useless

how do i dva

explain it to me at a retard's pace
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>>166002656
I dont know about the Reaper, but Ive seen Junkrat players kill Pharah
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>>166002325
>What is your fucking obsession with removing abilities and giving them to new heroes?

What part of "Ana has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?

>if all you do is nerf her gun's heal she'll be perfectly balanced!

Fuck it, whatever. Maybe Doomfist will apply poison and create a shield along with mega-punching someone with one of his abilities since it's fine to make one character do the jobs of multiple characters.
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w-will we be able to see d.vas upskirt ?
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>>166002713
D.Va is one of the most braindead characters in the game, if you can't figure her out you're hopeless.
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>>166002435
He shows up through walls as though he was lit by infra-sight, when he has his shield up.
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>>166002656
I'm not even a good player but some of the people I play with are brain dead. They never try to push for a point and take it. I'll be hopping onto the point and killing one or two of their guys, sometimes ulting and leaving a huge window for them to make it in but nope. they just hang back with their Hanzos, Widowmakers etc and fire into the point.

It almost feels like they don't have any intention of taking the point at all and just want to goof around playing war.
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>>166002773
If Blizz can do Odette Widow with no one giving a shit they can do upskirt D.va.
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Those are too high to be boy shorts. Symmetra is wearing panties.
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>>166001689


>>166001727
Nope, Warboys next.
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>>166002764
>What part of "Genji has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?
>What part of "76 has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?
>What part of "Mei has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?
>What part of "Symmetra has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?
>What part of "Sombra has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?
I'm gonna say: the part where you're objectively wrong.
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>>166002773
Are there any other characters/skins with skirts or something similar that we can reference?
I mean, there's Sombra, but she's still wearing the leggings.
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>>166002887
Witch mercy
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>>166002887
Witch Mercy, Symmetra, Devi Symmetra, Odette Widowmaker
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>>166001886
Reaper.

They left him for dead, and when they tried to help him, he became an edgy deadpool, only where he's actually in constant pain 24/7.
Kind of like Joshua Graham.
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>>166002883
>What part of "76 has too much shit on one character" is so damn difficult to understand?

>gun
>bigger gun
>run button
>what could barely be called a heal
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>>166002856
They look like they're made of soggy old linen, though.
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>>166002807
iktf, same happened a few matches ago.
>play Genji
>use ult
>kill 3 enemies on point
>die in the process
>rest of the team just fucking stands behind the chokepoint
>Zarya is the only one who goes in but she gets killed by the 3 remaining enemies

I literally cut out their work for them and they're still completely clueless.
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>this game is unplayable ranked without a full 6-man.

discuss.
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>>166002883
Now tell me which of those characters has an ability that does three distinct things with a single press. Does Genji's slash also apply poison while healing him? Does Soldier's rockets also apply a tracking device while creating a shield? Does Symmetra's Photon Barrier damage people and make them take more damage?
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>>166002394
tracer kills reaper on a building in the background
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>>166003151
>three distinct things
The grenade does four thing
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>>166003164
jk im sorry idk
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Chinese new year event will literally be 3 heroes getting a skin, with Mei and DVA's already having been shown
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>>166003289
Someone earlier said someone on reddit figured out what all of it was going to be but he never posted a source.

And I don't know how to use reddit. so someone figure it out.
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>>166003151
>this one ability is too much by my own standards, gut the entire character and give her abilities away!
Maybe it's time to stop playing, champ.
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>>166003289
Winston as Sun Wukong
Junkrat and/or Pharah with firecrackers
Rein or Hanzo with Nian theme (Hanzo ult changed like the wolf skin)
Symmetra in a cheongsam

Whatever random shit they want to add
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>>166003471
>still defending le grenade of "justice"
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>>166003471
>no other character in the game is like this, but it's perfectly fine for her to be like it because I think she's hot

Making one character have several characters' worth of abilities also prevents those characters from being made since what's the point of having two characters with the same abilities?
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>>166002270
>shit posting this bad again
You got shit on in the last thread. Let it go. How much abuse to you want in one day?
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>>166003490
None of those characters are chinese.
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>QP
>team picks 3 offensive and widow
>I as Rein have silver damage and gold elims at the end of a match
fucking retards
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>>166003578
Hey, I want to nerf the grenades healing from 100 to 60, and it's healing boost from 50% to 30% but it's retarded to claim it "does too much"
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>>166003721
And? They gave Symmetra a fucking vampire skin.
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Specialization is correlated with skill level.
Picking for team composition increases winrate in individual games, but does not increase skill nearly as quickly as specialization.
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>>166003490
Genji as a fencer
Reinhardt as a wrestler
Reaper as a BMX contestant
Roadhog in a speedo

Whatever else they want to add
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>>166002968
Here is something to keep in mind. Bitterness corresponds directly to the ability to forgive though.

Would Reaper forgive 76 if he embraces him?
Would 76 forgive Reaper if he embraces him?

I honestly think 76 will be caught in a position where he's never be able to forgive Reaper. I can't see Reaper doing this though.
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>>166003742
>plays QP
>complains about uneven comp
fucking retard
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>>166003761
Vampires don't discriminate, Indians can turn into Vampires if they want.
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>>166001939
Because tunnel vision. No other explanation, really.
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>>166003778
Did you read my post to the end?
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>>166003758
>Damage in an AoE
>Burst heal for 100
>50% healing amp for a long period of time
>Flat out denies healing for the duration as well
>Doesn't do to much.
Its okay Ana main. Blizzard seems to love your broken as fuck character.
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>>166003806
not that big of an achievement mate. who cares bout medals anyhow.
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>>166003721
Is d.va?
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>>166002606
>normal sized
>skinny asian chick with no ass
kek
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>>166003721
>mei
>DVA
>Genji
>Hanzo
>zenyatta
>bastion
>mery

They're all fucking chinese. Go read the coran.
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>>166003793
Sure but it has nothing to do with her character whatsoever, same way Genji has Bedouin, or Mei Yeti hunter, or Mercy imp, or Torbjorn the pirate. They don't necessarily relate to the character but they fit the silhouette and animations.

Symmetra could fit in a sidesplit dress because her default is close as hell to that already, Winston could be Sun Wukong because Mei loves him and drew the doodle of exactly that. Hanzo with a Nian ult works perfectly, they've even already done similar with the wolf ult. And Pharah shooting fireworks and Junkrat letting of firecrackers? They don't need to be Chinese to do either of those things.
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>>166003758
No other single ability has that much versatility and impact. It's like if Symmetra's turret, on top of doing damage:
Gave allies around it a speed boost,
Gave any enemy hit by it a 5 second speed debuff,
And made allies around it take less damage.
And also you couldn't destroy the turrets.
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>>166004157
Go back to Tumblr.
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>>166004289
The fuck kind of counter argument is that
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>>166001854
>>166002012
they should just not bother with the "guuurrl streamer" with blizard sucking their own dick with her story and do something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqzm5EwGgjk
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>be passed a decent sum for destroying a mad scientist's robots
>be employed to hunt down the witch who empowered him
>fighting alongside a bitter, old rifle wielding soldier
>he's obsessed with taking down the witch's minion

>fight is going well, the minion falls and the scientist soon after
>but as the witch appears she resurrects her minion

>the old soldier runs in to put the minion down for good
>he gets lost in the crossfire
>the witch escapes

>you assume the soldier to the long dead and continue your hunt for the witch
>days later you come to the grave where her minion rests

>open the coffin
>find pic related

What do you do?
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>>166003806
>medals dont mean your doing your job correctly. fun to get but not a indicator of skill.
>people go to qp to practice, warm up, fuck around.
>ranked is for serious buisness.

retards dont know why people play certain modes.
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>>166004436
fuck
wrong scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suVPJuRDeVA
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>>166004510
Chain it shut and throw it in a river.
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>>166004510
>fujoshi fan fictions

This looks exactly like something my tumblrite cousin would write.
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>>166004510
Put the lid back. They're just trying to get some sleep.
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>>166004550
RUDE

>>166004638
I asked a theoretical question not to hear your cry baby rhetoric.

>>166004654
You know they'll wake up eventually though.
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>>166004510
Put a steak through each heart and cut off their heads.
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>>166004759
Fill mouth with garlic, sew it up too.
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>>166004759
>>166004793

>fill mouth
>cut off their heads

Anon... Look again
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>>166004820
Well, I mean you could do it to Jack anyway. For Reaper burn the body and scatter the ashes.
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>queue up for comp
>get 2 draws
>everyone but a pharah and I leave on 3rd match
>Can't play like this so take the lose
>go from 2515 to 2385
What the fuck
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Is Ana Batman? How the hell did she plan that Jack was going to find her once she went out of hiding?
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>>166005004
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>>166004802
I have concerns.
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>>166004991
She didn't. She was tracking Reaper by using Hakim to draw him out. She says already 76 ruined her plans and days worth of hiding.
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>>166003818
>mommy, daddy it's not fair, make them change it! :(
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>>166005075
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>>166005075
ok
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>>166004802
would've been better if it was an emote. blizzard are hacks
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>>166005148
delet this
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>reinhardt is 12th most picked

wut
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>>166005089
kissu
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i want my hack buff already.
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Is anyone even on this time of day or all NEETs?
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>>166005504
Shitty neets posting waifus and not playing the game
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>>166005504
NEET reporting in.
just woke up, not sure if i want to go back to sleep.
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>>166005148
>he doesn't have Hello binded
holy shit what a pleb
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i thought you faggots said late night is when better players showed up
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>>166005628
Late night is when the worst the game has to offer show up besides after-school hours
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i wanna main reinhardt but dont want to be known for playing easy characters.
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>>166005603
stupid normies just jelly of NEETs having all the free time in the world and will never know the secrets of having own tiny apt and no job.

if you were rich/didnt need to work you wouldnt work either, admit it.
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>>166005628
I've played at all hours, all days of the week and I've literally never found a 'magic hour'. It doesn't exist in this game.

You either group up with people you know to be good at the game/work well together or you roll the dice.
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>>166002134
Amen, brother. She's a cheap ass character.

Just played on Gilbraltar and the Pharah did nothing but stand at the top of the ship in the hanger and spam rockets at doors. And of course she's high up enough that nobody can actually hit her.

If by "carry" you mean, "hides in a corner and flies in shooting at the ground collecting splash damage and credit for kills the rest of the team did the damage for before retreating" then, yeah, she carries everybody.

She's in dire need of a nerf. 6 rockets is ridiculous. It should 3, 4 tops. Most heroes die within one or two shots, and not even direct ones. Nevermind if they're already hurt from actually fighting on the ground.

Really though, I think they need to slow down her refuel. Literally one second on the ground and she's back in the air. Make Pharah players think about when and where they rocket boost instead of just taking flight as a given.

It doesn't help that most every map is extremely Pharah friendly with big open skies. Not to mention there are no good counters to her. Now, there are counters, but no GOOD counters. You basically have to be a crack shot, or totally out in the open with no one shooting you in order to focus enough fire on her. If you're close enough to do significant damage, say with a 76 or even a D.Va, you're close enough to get a rocket in the face. Sym and Winston can barely reach her without her rocket boost. The only more than decent defense I've noticed is a Torb turret, but again, if it's shooting her, she knows where to shoot a couple rockets.

It's just gotten really annoying. I notice some of the biggest braggers are Pharah mains, as if it's hard to fly around enemy-less skies and shoot at the ground. Hardest thing they have to do is remember to hold the space bar. You can't call yourself a Pro Pharah unless you're landing direct body shots while dying 0 to 1 times.

tl;dr nerf the bitch, it takes no skill to get kills with her and it's hard as shit to kill her.
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i wanna know what degenerates spend their day making lewd overwatch sfm.

i cant even imagine the amount of autism.
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>>166005768
I've been a NEET for years, how do you get your own tiny apartment? What's the secret? That's the dream
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>>166005853
This x1000. I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'd be fine with her dmg output if her mobility wasnt the best in the game. Nerf her mobility. Hard.
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>>166005853
And oh yeah, her ultimate is second only to D.Va's in terms of getting easy kills. You get three, sometimes even just two, kills with it, you're guaranteed PotG.
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>>166002606
D.Va is under weight, so if your definition of fat is an average healthy sized girl, than maybe you need help.
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>>166005990
literally 50% of all my game's potgs are pharah pressing Q n randomly lobbing some rockets at a group of enemies
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>>166005853
widow
hanzo
mcree
76
a sneaky bastion who knows when to move camp.
and in a certain way zarya.

all counters to phara
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>come to /owg/ after the new hat event announcement
>expect raging anons about no patches
>everyone is discussing the new hats
Do you even play this game? I'm confused.
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ana kills any fun in this game prove me wrong you can't
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>Rest of the characters getting skins got leaked
>It's Junkrat, Mercy, Genji, and Symmetra
Was really hopeful for that Monkey king skin, guess there is always next year.
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>>166005984
Pharah is so easily countered as it is. Stio playing junkrat and jerking off over your retarded husbando.
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how accurate is it
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>>166005990
have you even seen torb potg's?
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>>166006019
>D.Va is under weight,
t.american
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISJFWxVvhP4

>tfw you will never be this good
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>>166006072
right, scrap off hanzo and zarya from that list.
Then you got 4 sort-of-counters to pharah...
nice.
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>>166006072
Crack shot
Crack shot
Crack shot
Get close enough to a very slow moving one
Get close enough and be "sneaky"
Laser-like following precision and only when she's close enough

Counters, not GOOD counters.

Although I'll admit, you have a fair point about Bastion as his turret mode fires fast enough to nail a ton of damage into her. But again, on certain maps, it's just not going to happen with five other people shooting at you.
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>>166006172
She is literally under weight.

>H-HEHE A-AMERICA BURGERFATS LEL XD
>>>/r/eddit
Please go back there.
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>>166006305
my god stop speculating about a fictional character's weight.

it's so sad.
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>>166005148
I love the DVa/Winston relationship.
D.Va in the mech - Winston runs away from her and some even just suicide.
But once she's out it gets reversed.
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phara is fine, if you think shes some kind of easy mode immortal god you deserve to stay bronze.

only good pharas concussive blast properly, not just to boop ppl but to escape and keep niggers from getting into the objective at last few seconds.

also ALLAHU AKBAR ult is nearly a death sentance q press unless you can catch everyone off gaurd and kill the right people first.
fuck d.va and road pig especially.
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>>166006348
Then stop shoving this fat meme onto Mei when she isn't. That's even sadder.
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>>166006428
why the fuck you telling me that, i dont give a shit bout any of these characters, i just play the game
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>go into sudden death round
>teammate leaves

cool

this game is populated by the absolute worst faggots in the goddamn world

leaving a comp match should be a one week ban minimum
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>>166006502
bc internet connection issues arent a thing, right?
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>>166006536
get better internet

people leaving is far more common than disconnects
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so i have a gold player in my match, part of a group, and he's playing sombra
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>>166006217
>>166006268
i say zarya in a certain way cus if she watches for incoming missiles and bubbles accordingly shes is perma maximum charge.
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>>166006423
Face blatantly tracing of a chink, looks nothing like Pharah
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>>166006157
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I watched Kephrii a couple days ago. He can literally only play Widow.
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>come back after a week to play some arcade for boxes
>win them easily
>get tons of hate messages, including the classic "get a life" after a very funny defense round with Zenyatta as the main DPS
>play some quick matches, win those too
>decide to play some competitive if I'm on a roll
>Gibraltar - Attack - widow, sombra on the team
>not low levels so hope for smurfer gods is lost
>"m-maybe they played a lot with them!"
>look up social
>4 and 5 hours
>after the crushing defeat decide to stop playing comp for that day
I'm pretty proud of myself, after 1000 hours I'm not even angry when I get shat on the only time it matters.
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>>166005810
As an EU player, in the morning you see much more (probably) unemployed eastern european trash and more Germans and Brits in the evening
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>>166005853
I main Widow in Masters and I have no problems with taking down Pharahs even though I am not a great shot.
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WHY ARE THERE NO CHANGES TO 76
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>>166006652
>>166006268
>>166006217
>>166005990
>>166006042

shittiers cant handle muh justice.
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>>166006638
Fair enough, but that doesn't do much good if she gets rocket'd seconds later. I play my share of D.Va and absorb her rockets just fine, but she can reload a clip faster than I can recharge my defense matrix.

At the very least, trimming her clip is fair, I think.

>>166006768
>I main Widow
>in Masters
>I am not a great shot

Outta here with that.
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is this general just full of gay guys
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>>166006938
Muh justice is my wife.
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>Plat soloque
>all 12 players are soloqueing
>4 people on my team are russian
You can't make this shit up

>They have no concept of dealing with flankers so my team gets farmed by mcree and pharah
>Tell them to switch to D.va/S76
>Tell them to go rein so i can deal with it
>They don't understand me and spout some gibberish subhuman runes
>lose 20SR because aparently these ruskie shitlords where ranked higher then the enemy team
Thanks blizz
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Never played support because I always felt like such a bitch doing it

Tried Lucio and Zenyatta and there both extremely fun

:(
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>>166002134
>Remove Pharah from the game. She's so fucking easy and carries nearly every game at lower ELO levels.
remove character from the game because noobs can't aim
great display of logic, mate
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>>166006867
If they made him any worse we'd just be back to McCree or Genji in his place or just a 4th "tank."

How about some defense hero buffs to make them real options.
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>Remove Pharah from the game. She's so fucking easy and carries nearly every game at lower ELO levels.
She's so fucking easy and carries nearly every game at lower ELO levels.
>carries nearly every game at lower ELO levels.
>lower ELO levels.

your opinion is invalid, git gud.
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>>166001689
>>166001594
Jesus why. Another shitty skin on "Shitty D.va skins" list.
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>>166005990
Even better, one of my latest pharah potgs was an environmental kill on a tank bastion and then solo ulting an ana who was healing a Zarya that just ran away
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>>166006938
Wow, pretty and feminine Pharah, how rare.
>>
waifu needs skill to play at higher ELO levels.
if your in a shit ELO you dont know what the fuck your talking about.
unistall, kys.
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>>166007141
he has an average pick rate now so he is not OP anymore :^)
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>Lunar New Year Event
>We get Moon Base as a new map

G-GUYS...
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>>166007141
Because you spam /owg/
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>>166007396
This would imply lower gravity, I don't think the engine and balance ready for this. Unless it's a second Ecopoint Antarctica
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>>166007379
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>>166007396
That would be amazing but we just got Oasis. No new map until spring
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>>166007141
HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
>HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
>HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
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>HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
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>HE DIES TO SOLDIER LIKE A SCRUB
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>tfw shooting skyward with Hanzo and raining arrows on the ground won't ever be viable
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>play late night
>lose 4 games because of people playing stupid shit like hanzo and junkrat on attack and doing nothing with either

cool
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>>166007472
>midrange hit scan
>spread
>120 burst damage rockets that travel faster than Pharahs
>self heal that can take him from 1HP to 200 in 5 seconds and heal his team
>literal aimbot for an ult
COMPLETELY BALANCED
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>>166007524
What an awful drawing
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>>166002187
this truly is the year of the Cock

based Chinks
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>>166007379
She's always pretty though.
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>>166007437
Unless its all inside, and there's some sort of magical grav-plating
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Aaaaand my hope for a decent skin for Mei is dead. Fuck this shit
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Is it worth trying to play without mouse acceleration? I've just read that this is a thing but I tried turning it off and just trying to move my mouse in Google Chrome feels absolutely terrible
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>>166007729
wow

that model is complete dogshit

but hey at least retards will eat this shit up
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>>166007545
>trash damage
>needs control to hit precisely
>he cannot avoid rockets
>thinking biotic field is anything but a minor nuisance
>shitty ult which can be completely avoided by hiding behind or making a wall
GIT
GUD
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>>166007729
Stop.
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I thought I was a special snow flake for liking Pharrah the most
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How about having Rein's shield cause damage (like a beam shield in Gundam) and let it be up during a charge? That would be fun
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>>166007524
>mistakes on the inside of Pharah's knee
>Mercy's forearm is disproportionate
>unclear if the edge of Pharah's dress is intentionally frayed or just poorly done
>wine glass does not look 3D or like it's being held
>labels are completely unnecessary on the artwork itself, even if the intended audience wouldnt know who these characters are supposed to be
>decoration in the back is just plain lazy and looks clumsy
>pink lighting on the heads and necks is a weird and unnecessary accent and sloppily done regardless
>both have disproportionately small faces
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>>166007820
>liking generic shitskin slut is being a snowflake
>>
>gain 30 points for a win
>lose 12 or so for a loss

this would be great if i wasn't 15-27

it's literally luck of the draw in regards to teams
>>
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>>166007904
she also seems

>overprotective
>tall
>indian skin is hot
>>
So it is just those two skins for this event?
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>>166007904
She's the best and purest though.
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>>166007886
Fuck off
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top justice girl is best girl
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>>166007759
>trash damage
Objectively incorrect. 50-176 per second, purely from the pulse rifle. Then he has 120 instant damage on a direct rocket hit.
>needs control to hit precisely
You need to aim to hit, no shit.
>he cannot avoid rockets
He can as well as any other hero without a mobility ability. Why is that important? Other than him, the only hero with rockets is Pharah, who he hard counters.
>thinking biotic field is anything but a minor nuisance
It means in a 1v1 he has 399 health if you dont have the burst damage to kill him
>shitty ult which can be completely avoided by hiding behind or making a wall
You could say this about almost every ult in the game.
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>Mei gets a new skin during Christmas.
>Everyone complains about it being a recolor.
>Kaplan himself stated an apology and will reconsider what prices they'll make for the upcoming legendary skins.
>Chink new years skins are revealed.
>Mei has a new legendary. One without a coat, and shows her in actual clothing.
>Everyone STILL complains.

Mei mains in general everyone. I jerk off to Mei like the rest of you and I honestly think the skin is fine. I'll still wear it, even though I have less than ice minutes with ice chink.

You guys are honestly reddit-tier.
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Wrote a letter to the BBB about Blizzard ignoring hackers in professional play or hackers from Korea with video evidence and proof of deliberate inaction.

I doubt it'll affect much but now I have more right to complain than someone who has done nothing about it. I encourage others who care to do the same, just take a moment to gather your evidence and write them an email and handwritten letter for assured reply.
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>>166008214
Mei should be removed from the game altogether desu
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>>166008138
>>166008060
>>166007886
>>166007524
>>166007443
Why is Pharah SO GAY
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>>166008070
>You need to aim to hit
More like aim and then shoot in a certain fashion because lmao spread, and them mccree exists which can just point and click
>Why is that important?
Because you won't be direct hitting people often if they are not scrubs
>if you dont have the burst damage to kill him
Don't 1v1 him then, problem solved
>almost every ult
almost every ult does something actually useful, not just "lmao add an aimbot"
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>>166008314
She's not, though.
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some kid i knew in c9 at the time went over to elon musks house to play with his kid

musk plays torj
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her being gay is not "CANNON" lolollol
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>>166008314
>mfw Pharah is revealed to be canon heterosexual and even more tears come flowing
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so is Zarya straight then?
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>play the "random ruleset" brawl
>overly offensive
>hurr durr defend teh payload with only offense heroes gl hf

Blizz were fucking retarded when they came up with some of these
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>>166008410
Yes because Mercy is actually a man.
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>>166008442
Homosexuals aren't allowed to exist in Russia.
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>>166008442
I could've sworn one of her new voice lines had her describing her ideal man.
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>>166008314
It's Pharrah. Two 'R's. I've been reading your fucking stupid posts all thread. Double 'R's you fucking mong.
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>>166008350
If Pharah is good and pure, why does she take impure penis? You need to be 100% lesbian to be considered pure.
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>>166007759
You are objectively a fucking retard if you do not see how soldier is overpowered

There is zero point in choosing any other DPS except maybe Pharah at the moment
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>>166008582
She hasn't taken anything yet.
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>leave game before the defeat show up
>lose 50 points

ok cool
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she aint gay, all the girls just wanna fuck her cus they cant resist a hot tomboy they can never have.
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>>166008582
PhaRRah. You fucking retard.
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>>166008224
I had to google BBB cuz I'm thinking what the hell does the better business bureau have to do with hackers?
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>>166008519
I don't know anon, theres 3 cases of 'Pharrah' in this thread and 35 cases of 'Pharah'. A lot of people must be wrong then.
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>>166008326
>More like aim and then shoot in a certain fashion because lmao spread, and them mccree exists which can just point and click
The fact you find it easier to aim with McCree means nothing. Someone who''s good with McCree and 76 will pick 76 every time because he can do more than point and click.

>Because you won't be direct hitting people often if they are not scrubs
His rockets travel at 40m/s. Pharah's only travel at 30m/s. To help you picture this, Roadhog's hook has a maximum range of 20m. When was the last time you saw a 76 fire rockets from 40m? If he fires at the range of Roadhog's hook, you would have literally half a second to notice and dodge.

>Don't 1v1 him then, problem solved
Yeah because that's completely within my control.

>almost every ult does something actually useful, not just "lmao add an ai
For someone who literally just complained about having to aim with 76 I'd have thought an aim bot would be welcomed. But regardless, how is not having to aim, whilst having all your skills available less useful than other DPS ults?
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Worst ults in the game and why.

"IT'S HIG-"
>Zarya Bubbles
>Defence matrix
>Speed boost to cover
>Ice wall up
"-h noon..."
>Sleep dart
>Hook
>Dead
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What could be the special chinese New year skins for each character other than the ones already seen? More than the chinese zodiac it seems to draw from each country so I'd expect a full white garb for Lúcio or something
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>>166008659
It's the same fucking brain dead idiot. I've caught him talking to himself multiple times.
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>>166008657
It has to do with inaction of the company and the dissatisfaction with the customer.
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>>166008612
Rubbing entrances with another woman isn't taking or losing anything.
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>>166008654
You just blow in from stupid town?
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>>166002606
D.va brings out the legman in me when I see those long things, shame its rare to see them being in her damn bot
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>>166008708
I wish it'd just been chinese zodiac honestly. Nothing too furry, but some face paint or decoration to symbolise which animal of the zodiac theyd be. It would have been nice. Both Mei and Dva's skins look garish and ugly
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>>166008731
Innocence.
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>>166008519
>>166008654
>>166008715
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>>166008224
But yeah I was also thinking that blizzard should also introduce silhouettes to all characters when spectating in a custom game.

There were times last night when I'd see a person aim at a random spot in a wall, but had no idea if it was just random or that was some guys head.

>>166008718
At this point making a reddit thread and complaining on 4chan are probably your best bet to see some kind of reaction.
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>>166007396
>>166007437
I can picture moonbase being another 3v3 map.
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>>166008651
Is she a tomboy? She just seems surprisingly overeager and immature, especially after hearing her new voiceline with McCree.
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WHY DOES THE FUCKING DEFEAT OR VICTORY SCREEN TAKE SO GODDAMN LONG TO DISPLAY

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO REGISTER THE GAME AS A WIN OR LOSS

DROPPED 50 POINTS AND GOT A 10 MINUTE BAN BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO LEAVE AFTER THE MATCH ENDED BUT I GUESS NOT HAHA
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>>166008715
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Pharah

You should probably check what you're talking about is right before you make yourself look retarded.

Also, you should learn to read.
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>>166008654
>>166008519
are you fucking sure about that nigger????
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>>166007729
That's shit. Post one of the superior versions like Thunderbat's or Pseudonym3D's

>>166007752
>without
Why would you play WITH? Acceleration is something for controllers, not a precise device like the mouse
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>>166008731
She doesn't do that either.
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>>166008812
>making a reddit thread
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im currently leveling up through quickplay

im just wondering how im suppose to get better when people go characters like widow, hanzo and junkrat on my team and we lose the game right outside of the gate. i try to go tank or support when everyone wants to dps but its never enough because im a noob myself.

i usually end up being the only tank in the group and making pushes as best i can (even though my team doesnt back me up 80% of the time and we have no heals) or i'm solo support and struggling to keep people alive.

i guess what i want to know is if it gets any better after i do my placements and start doing competitive. or will people still choose weird compositions and i have to learn to work around it?
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this is widow's skin
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>>166008937
Who gives a shit it's quickplay, go with whatever class you're bad at and try to get kills with it nobody is going to try to actively win.
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>>166008937
The only explanation is that you're the unluckiest human being on the planet, because people on the opposite team are just as likely to choose those heroes too.

The actual explanation is you're just not very good at the game and you're experiencing confirmation bias because someone picks widow on your team every now and again.
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>>166008893
It is what it is.
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>>166008708
>Skins based on the 12 animals of the Zodiac
>Rat= Junkrat
>Ox = ?
>Tiger = ?
>Rabbit = Tracer
>Dragon = Hanzo
>Snake = Sombra
>Horse = McCree
>Goat = ?
>Monkey = Winston
>Rooster = ?
>Dog = ?
>Pig = Roadhog
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>>166008661
You forgot
>Genji reflects
>Reaper goes into wraith mode
>Sombra teleports/turns invisible
>Rein shields
>Winston shields
>Symmetra shields
>entire enemy team fires at you
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>>166008946
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>>166008659
>>166008654
>>166008519
apologize to my waifu right now.
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>>166009009
Tiger could be Genji
We kind of already got Dog with meme wolf
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>>166009074
Sorry Pharah, now go back to eating pussy.
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>>166008997
>>166008987
of course im not good, i said already im trying to level up to play comp since i JUST got the game. what im asking is should i try to play around these picks or just meme too and play some hero that we don't need and have fun
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>>166009009
Rabbit would be Dva
Dog would be Hanzo cos wolf skin, and blizz devs are probably that lazy
So Genji gets dragonZarya or Rein would be Ox, but Zarya might make a good tiger
Just give Mei rooster regardless of whether or not it makes sense, its her event and the year of the rooster, may as well.
No idea about goat. I suppose if Ana or Pharah were the tiger then Zarya could be ox and rein might be goat
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>tfw suck with Hanzo
how
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>>166009009
>Rat= Junkrat
>Ox = Reinhardt
>Tiger = Genji
>Rabbit = D.Va
>Dragon = Hanzo
>Snake = Widowmaker
>Horse = McCree
>Goat = 76
>Monkey = Winston
>Rooster = Torbjorn
>Dog = Lucio
>Pig = Roadhog
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>>166009143
>actually unironically picking hanzo
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>>166009137
>Rabbit would be Dva
Oh yeah, bunny hop, makes sense.
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>>166009106
But she's married to me.
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>>166009143
You're supposed to not ever stop firing arrows

ever
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Is anyone here higher rated than me? You all seem really bad.
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>>166008885
>>166007771

After seeing these pics numerous times can I ask where are they from? A video?
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>>166009163
I dunno if the snake moniker would work with Widow, since she's always symbolised as a spider. Snakes are often seen as sly and sneaky so I think it fits better with Sombra.
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>>166009236
Yeah, some SFM video in youtube.
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>>166009224
Not on my account right now, but I'm something above 4100
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>>166009224
i heard your mom rates a dirty hobo pretty high in bed.
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>>166009224
I would open overwatch and take a screenshot of a grandmaster i played with today to mock you, but im too lazy.
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>>166004289
You're the tumblrina that complains about "muh cultural appropriation"
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>>166009253
Sombra is shit though. Also spiders have nothing to do with swans either?
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>>166009301
Sombra is shit and snakes crawl in shit.
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>>166009273
Why? That's not you. Can't you just get that high rated yourself? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
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>playing roadhog
>target is at a weird spot where m1 does shit damage but not far enough for m2
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I am going to marry Mei
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>>166009224
post your name
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>>166009236
>>166009263
here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwkT44t387Y
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>>166009335
snakes don't crawl

check
and
mate
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>>166008403
Mercy loves everyone equally. Including guys, girls, lolis etc
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>>166009106
pharah dosent eat pussy, all the pussy wants to eat hers.
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>>166009183
I've never done so unironically. I'm just noticing that I'm horrible with him when playing him ironically.

>>166009196
yes but how do I hit things
I've better accuracy with Zenyatta
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>>166009357
Widowmaker doesn't slither in shit. She's a lady of class.
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>>166009385
lady of ass
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>>166009353
Oh boy, this is a reaction image goldmine.
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>pick bastion
>no you can't play him pick reinhardt
>ok you asked for it
>switch to reinhardt
>spend the entire game pinning faggots off cliffs
>team manically saying report rein in all chat as they watch my potg

Had a lot more fun, didn't win though
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>>166009343
My point is your screenshot is literally meaningless, anyone could take a picture of a high ranked account that isnt theirs and then go brag on an anonymous image board in the hopes that their e-peen can at least be larger than their pathetic meat-space peen
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>Mei's ult
Jesus Christ that's the good shit.
It helped murder the enemy team just before they finished escorting the payload and secured the win.
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>>166009263
>glasses

dick status: muh
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>>166009343
Reminder: you're anonymously posting numbers with no name attached

Even if somebody came along who was higher there's no more reason to doubt them than you
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>>166009435
mei needs to be removed desu
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>>166009417
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>>166009426
>>166009468

You think I would lie...to my nakama? I believe that 4100 guy and he didn't even post a screenshot. You guys need to relax.
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>>166009419
>pick bastion
>no you can't play him pick reinhardt
>don't
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>>166009417
>implying it wasn't mined already
> implying I didn't mine 99% of the Pharah videos
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>>166009397
Woah that was fast.
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>>166009491
I can see why.
It's ridiculous how self-sufficient she is
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>>166009526
Not enough.
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>>166009526
>I
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>>166009512
Playing the hero they want you to pick but in a purposely shitty way is just generally more pleasing some times.
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/6/64/Mercy-Genji-chocolates2.ogg

how did tumblr respond to this, i missed the initial fireworks
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>>166009614
Tumblr chucks a shitfit about everything.
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>>166009581
I love doing that with Lucio when they decide they'd rather have 4 DPS and no healer.

>switch to speed and never heal
>get 4 gold
>people saying "report Lucio" while I'm skating around 10000000 miles away only swooping in to kill a few people before swooping back out
>intentionally stand right outside of the point when I could easily cap it
>potg is me ulting on myself and blasting roadhog, mercy, sombra, and reaper off to their doom
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Ana now has special reload button to switch between heal rounds & grenades and damage rounds & grenades.

>Heal mode
Darts can only heal teammates, has no effect on enemies
Grenades can only heal and boost healing on teammates, no effect on enemies

>Damage mode
Darts can only damage enemies, has no effect on teammates
Grenades can only damage enemies and block healing, no effect on teammates

Do you like my idea /owg/?
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>>166009572
Wut?

>>166009565
you can check out more videos here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2pCzErLg86KbV9Fd1J5dnZ5NUU

and reaction pics:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2pCzErLg86KOWxpM1Q1RklselE
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phara after a visit to /h/
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>>166009614
why do you care is a better question
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>>166009658
From the Thumbnail I thought this was Pharrrrrrrah with Mercy's wings and 76's jacket.
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>>166009740
Thanks.
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>>166009708
How about fuck you. Only benefit would be being able to shoot thru your shit team mates but definitely not even close to worth.
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>>166009224
3870-something here
But I rarely post or even lurk
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>>166009708
I like my own idea that I've been trying to shill where instead of it being a grenade she applies the biotic effects to her shots for a duration.

Enemies shot take double damage and can't heal, team mates shot get their healing boosted.
Promotes her as a long-range burst healer and destroys her shitty unbalanced AoE do-a-million-things grenade kit.


Give the grenade concept to some future hero.
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>>166008586
Blame Blizzard for deciding that doing damage past 10 meters is a privelege
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sym is classy.
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>>166009794
>Ana main refusing to acknowledge that she is absurdly efficient
stop the presses
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>>166009838
>she will never let you worship her legs
why live
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>>166009852
0 mobility
sombra hacks her pussy to death
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>>166009852
She is pretty OP but they are nerfing her just a bit too hard with 50% less heal boost...
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>>166009852
It just means I simply understand her on a more complex and also fundamental level than you're able to.

Your idea is WORTHLESS
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>>166009813
>biotic effect on long range
how about fucking no
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>>166009838
For some reason I wonder if she would own a car or just use a moped like 90% of India.
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>>166009923
You can already toss it long range anyway.
None of the maps have big enough gaps where biotic grenade wouldn't reach when lobbed.
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>>166009909
>Too hard
My dick is a bit too hard right now, the nerfs are not enough
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>it's a gold member of a group plays useless mercy episode
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>>166009907
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I want a splatoon style character that shoots paint around.
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>>166009838
P O O
O
O
>>166009963
it still takes forever to land, while hitscan shots with healing block would be ridiculous
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>>166009961
limo
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>>166010030
Then remove hitscan while scoped as well.
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>>166009995
You gotta tolerate them if they have a cute voice otherwise I politely ask them to leave
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>>166010031
She's no celebrity yo.
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>>166010054
Then why have scope at all
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>>166010086
To aim easier at longer ranges.
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>gonna be out of the country for the easter event
>gonna be out of the counrty for the next summer games event as well
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>>166005853
Bronze the post stay mad shitter
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>>166010176
>(you)
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new emote from next update
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How do I beat Symmetra defense? It's literally impossible, when is this shit gonna be nerfed and I swear the generator needs to die instantly when you fire one shot at it
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>>166010223
I wouldn't even be mad. I unironically find 'dank memes' funny now.
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>>166010259
>the generator is the problem

E
M1 + W
You're dead fucking kiddo
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>>166010259
Try Pharah or Winston
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What if Winston got half a second of invulnerability when he starts a rocket jumps
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bronze shit lords cant touch this?
just admit you cant aim for shit but want blizz to cater to your shit needs.
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>>166010223
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auS1nqVFl8s
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>>166010223
I thought there were going to be dancing ones?
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Holy shit last night in QP I got put in a team with a gold group and two unranked against 3 GM, 2 Master and a Diamond. The gold guys tried so hard too, they wrote shit like "guys this is defence we need a defensive hero", "we need Bastion", "omg don't shoot the Zarya bubble" in chat. It was hilarious and the other team obvioulsy stopped trying after they steamrolled point A. I'm so close to buying a second copy just to curbstomp gold's.
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>>166010278
Awesome, you're only 3 years late
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>>166010259
Fuck off, generator is fine.
Everything about Symmetra is fine except the range buff.

Switch to Pharah, flank, splash the turrets, then nuke the generator.
Pharah works perfectly when it's hidden. If it's in plain sight, but obstructed by enemy team bomb it with Junkrat or DVa ult.
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>>166010365
What map is that?
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>>166010401
that was the Halloween map. hello newfriend.
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>>166010319
In the time it takes Winston to zap a generator Symmetra will probably refund it already after capping a point
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>>166010365
>Dance gentlemen! Dance like no-one's shooting at us!
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>>166010448
I bought the game last month because I wanted to see if it'd die or not.
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>>166010462
It takes Pharah 3 direct rockets to rake out the shield gen. I usually ult to make it quick and take the Symmetra out as well.
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>>166010524
On an unrelated note they do need to buff Winston back up. Maybe put his shield back to its old strength before hero stacking was blocked.
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>>166010352
Fareeha is for me alone.
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For those that for some silly reason thought this event wouldn't be like previous events. Here's your confirmation, dummy's

Blizzard spokesperson confirmed to Polygon that Overwatch’s Year of the Rooster event will be similar in scope to previous game events, such as Halloween Terror and Winter Wonderland. Those limited-time events included new character skins, sprays, voice lines, emotes and other cosmetic items. They also featured new gameplay modes, like Junkenstein’s Revenge and Mei’s Snowball Offensive.
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>>166010598
no u
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someone explain to me the logic behind a mercy not switching to ana, when the enemy team has a hog/76/lucio/mercy

please explain it to me
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>>166010484
You don't need to buy a game to find out if it's dying. Spoiler: it slowly is because the content patches are slow as shit and the balance literally gets worse with every update.
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>>166010582
His electric gun should deal increased damage against shields.
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is soldier the easiest hero to soloq as?
I'm on a 11 or 12 game winstreak with him at the moment and I'm getting 100+ sr a game.
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>>166010635
They're scared of playing Ana because she "requires aim"
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>>166007524
>>166007443
>>166006938
DEAD AND SUNKEN SHIP LMAO
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>Be Diamond
>Get on a game with Masters and Grandmasters
>Play really well as Rein
>They all say that I carried the game and compliment me
If only I played with good teams every time too.
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>>166010637
No, I avoided buying it since open beta because I assumed it'd be dead before the year was up.
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>>166010664
yes, soldier is free elo
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>>166010635
The enemy team has an advantage over you, Revives. Maybe you should be Ana so Your team has two healers, instead of complaining.
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>>166010319
I tried attack Dva on 2cp Hanawhatever and got completely rekt until I just ulted it cause the team was always there, I don't know about Winston thou and I use Pharah
>>166010394
It's like the most unnecessary buff I've seen in a while cause what was even wrong with her pre buff way of shielding and her damage is insane now
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>>166010705
it was a zen and mercy healing

the advantage was endless heals
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>>166010635
mercy players cant aim and play sym and rien exclusively
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>>166010676
Reinhardt's can't carry, don't delude yourself. You just played a Reinhardt for a team that was better than the enemy team.
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>>166010676
>played rein
>held right click
>A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
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>>166010750
>>166010752
Mad offense mains detected

You don't solo carry games, sorry
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>>166010678
I don't think a fresh IP with 10 million+ sales in the first month is gonna die any time soon. Despite how frustrating it is, the aesthetic of the game is what keeps people coming back. It feels amazing when you're doing well, but when you're not it just feels like a waste of time.
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Crystal dick
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>>166010841
>I don't think a fresh IP with 10 million+ sales in the first month is gonna die any time soon
HAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE
THAT'S THE BEST ONE YET
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>>166010676
a good rein is a big factor dont listen to this offense fags
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>>166010672
any mercy who perma boosts pharah is shit for neglecting her team.
on the other hand pharah makes a great escape for her from mei ults and such.
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>>166010868
>no sign of dying
>my laughing meme face will show them!
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Why the fuck does pharahs rockets go away when she dies? Makes no sense
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Rein should be running slower when he is attacking... A sprinting soldier can't fucking outrun his hammer and he 3-shots you
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>>166010787
sorry I hurt your feelings, it's just the truth. people behind the Rein decide the game, Rein's skill barely has an impact on the game.
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>>166010676
>go Rein
>retards rush beyond the shield as usual

If only
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>want to play some QP
>insta lock hanzo, widow and mcree/genji in every single game
>they don't even play them well

why can't I just have some nice games without it being a comp shitfest reee
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>>166010868
Instead of laughing like a retard, why don't you try using your words to explain how I'm wrong?
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>>166010917
>6+ years to get into game est. time 0:03 seconds
>not ded
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who else has less than 30 minutes on mandatory rectangle man?

How has he evaded significant changes since beta
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>>166010868
The game isn't dying /v/, but I know that's all any of you fuckers ever say regardless of game or genre because you've been chasing another Tortanic high for what, 5 years now?
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>>166010919
ikr it also happens if she gets frozen...
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>>166010927
Try doing my job then if you're so good
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>>166010723
>what was even wrong with her pre buff way of shielding
Everything. It was useless and pointless.
Her rework is greeat. Shield generator is great. Barrier is great.

Her gun was always deadly in close range and it was fine, there was no need to make it even worse. It should've stayed self defense tool, not a nightmare.
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>>166010956
it's hard for the system to find equally bad players for you to play with.
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>working hard to reach diamond
>slowly but steadily rising up, halfway through plat
>something happens and I start losing
>losing and losing and losing
>almost in silver now
this game makes me suicidal
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>>166010868
>literally just added the arcade mode that splits the players in at least 5 or 6 modes
>still usually need lessa than a minute for a game in qp
>dead game
You should stop falling for /v/ memes
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>>166010981
Rein is my second most played hero and even I have to admit he's pretty easy to play. 80% of your job is blocking damage. The other 15% is landing a good Earthshatter and the last 5% (landing fire strikes and pins) is dependent on whether or not the enemy team is retarded.
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>literally EMP the entire enemy team
>Soldier and Zarya hold onto their ults to pick off a genji 2 minutes later
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>166011004
The loss streaks will delete your SR super fast.

If you lose 2 games in a row, stop playing for the day.
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>>166011036
Does anybody play arcade mode though? I hate that shit.
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>>166010981
>Try holding down right click and baiting retard-Reinhardt ultis by simply left clicking and then shielding instantly
M8 even Zarya takes more skill than Rein
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>>166010981
26h and diamond on Rein in season 2.
>muh mindgames
it doesn't matter. I got stomped in games where I absolutely destroyed the enemy Rein in every fight and I won games when it was the other way around. Now on the other hand the team with the better Soldier (was McCree in S2) will very likely win because Soldier has a far bigger impact on the game.
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>>166011053
I'm not saying he isn't easy to play but saying that Rein has no impact in the game is stupid. I play mostly other tanks like Zarya and D.Va anyway.
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>>166011098
Most people only play it for the weekly loot boxes. The others are the """hardcore""" autists who absolutely have to play 3v3 and 1v1 because all they wanna do is shoot people rather than play an objective.
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>>166011098
No, everyone found out you hate it so they all stopped playing it
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>>166011132
"breh i was diamond i know shit"

fucking unreal
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>>166002002
I get this so fucking much I dont even care if this is an old post

Why are you playing competitive if this is all you're going to do. Its not "cute" when you nanoboost your boyfriend who is lucio.
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>>166010908
>any mercy is shit
fixed you
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>>166011170
>try doing my jerb!!!!
>OMG THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
did you overdose on female hormones yesterday?
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>>166011158
Good for them then.
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>>166011180
Idiots just play competitive for the gold skins, they don't actually care about teamplay or any of that shit
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>>166011215
im not the same guy you retard
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is d.va top tier now?
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>>166011276
Chair(wo)man Mei skin when?
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>tfw you start playing Tracer more often and discover she's fun as hell to play but you still fucking hate her
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>>166011301
>spazzing around is fun
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>>166011253
so you just replied without knowing the context. but sure, I'm the retard here.
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>>166011323
t. Zen player
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>>166011301
>tfw you adore Tracer and want to absolutely fucking destroy that ass but can't play her worth shit
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>>166011151
>but saying that Rein has no impact in the game is stupid
sure but saying Rein has the lowest impact in the game is saying the truth.
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>get in game with 13 year old Russian
>plays Ana and actually plays well
>always nanoboosts at right time
today was a good day
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Stop arguing about dumb shit and go back to arguing about gay sex
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what if reinhardt had a gun
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NEW CHARACTER LEAKED
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>>166011447
what if Junkrat had a stickybomb launcher?
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>>166011420
What if you hammer down the enemy team 24/7 and constantly wipe them? Because that's what happened.
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>>166011434
Wasn't Sombra supposed to be a tranny?
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what am i supposed to play as tank when i'm left to solo tank

why are faggots doing this in plat

why the fuck do my wins gain more than my losses, but i lose all the fucking time
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>>166011517
So is Dva
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>>166011447
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>>166011325
i read the replies before. are you dense?
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>>166011472
It would be fucking awesome
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>>166011292
fukken kek

>>166011053
this is true, but a bad rein, in his infinite retardation, can hamstring a team like nothing else.
> okay babby reinhardt we're going to advance towards the point behind your shield, so you can block damage and we'll DPS from behind it
> GOT IT! HURRR CHAAAAARGE TOWARDS THE POINT
and then he's dead
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So what do you guys do during queueing?
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>>166011491
then your team allowed you to do that by winning the barrier fight and never leaving you outnumbered. there is no deeper level of playing Reinhardt, just stop pretending. If your such a Rein god why don't you rank up to GM? Because you said you wanted to play with real teams for often, obviously you think you're always the one to carry your team. Sorry to shatter your dreams, snowflake.
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>>166011662
Shitpost
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>>166011662
I talk to my friends, who are queueing with me.
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>>166011453
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
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>>166011701
._.
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>>166011662
Worship Widowmaker, Tracer and Symmetra's legs in the gallery.
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>>166011621
I can already imagine it resorting back to tf2 mode
>just use the nade launcher u fucking fag instead of spamming stickies
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>>166011662
talk to the friends im queuing with on discord
or wonder trade a bit if i'm solo
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It's so annoying when tryhards have to use Reinhardt even in fuckin QP.
It's laready boring enough to shoot his shield in comp, I don't want to do it even in QP
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>>166011586
no but you obviously are when you don't even understand the argument you mouthbreathing mongoloid.
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>>166011725
Imagine Symmetra wearing latex like Widow or Tracer.
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>>166011662
If it's looking like a long queue time I usually just play with my guitar for a while.
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>>166011725
>symmetra
fucking street shitter lover
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>>166011662
I just chill out with my friends who are you guys
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>>166011793
dude you fucked in the head get help as soon as possible. you cant go on like this
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>>166011756
>Tattoo on boob
Ouch
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>>166011812
Literal perfection.
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widow has a big butt
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>>166012041
Amen.
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how do I kill more people with the monkeyjump
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>>166011776
some people might actually like smashing shitters like you with their hammer tho
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hey guys i've dropped 100 points this game is really fun isn't it

you know with the leavers and the people picking stupid shit and doing absolutely nothing
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sombra should be a support class. the only offensive plus for her is picking of healers in the back. Everything else she does either supports other players, or only works with the support of other players.

other than that I think kaplan is full of shit. people know how to play her she is just niche and in need of tweaking. much like symm was.
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>>166012125
is this your first time playing online with random people?
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>>166012041
>poo
>perfect
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>>166012171
with people this retarded, yes
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>>166001939
late reply but one thing I hate as torb is when tanks take armour. the healers should all get it first, the the DPS and only if thre is a surplus should the tanks grab it. if I play tank I always avoid picking up armour
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>>166012041
Think I'm gonna throw up
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>>166012204
>>166012231
Bow before your god, inferiors.
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>>166002713
use your shield effectively but don't spam it. if you're going in for a kill, get right into your opponent's face. when standing your ground, stay near your teammates (especially your healer) and switch between shooting and shielding appropriately. remember to keep pressure on reinhardt's barrier.

don't always focus on getting kills with your ult, use it as a crowd controller too (get opponent's away from payload etc.)
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>>166012110
I wish, so I could kill the faggot the moment he lowers his shield. Too bad they go full tryhard comp
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>>166012301
Can't hear you over the flushing sounds
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I want to fuck Symmetra.
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>>166012301
>MtF tranny that shits one the streets
no
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>>166012347
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GUYS

I NEED THAT PICTURE OF THE NOOSE GUY BUT INSTEAD IT'S PHARAH LOOKING CONTEMPLATIVELY AT HER ULTIMATE ICON

QUICKLY PLS!
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Where is the chinese new year dva fanart
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tfw can't ship symmetra with any other girls
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>no one knows how to play RH
>we lose

WHEN WILL DIS SHIT GET NERFED
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>>166012389
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If you're going to post Symmetra, at least post femdom Symmetra as God intended.
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There is a silver lining!

I can actually do it
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does leaving during hero pick in comp get you a penalty

i assume so
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>>166012656
yes
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>>166012497
THANKS FAMALAM
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>some kid picks sombra right before the match starts when another healer or tank is needed
>people let it slide, ask him to hack certain packs
>he throws a shit fit, leaves voice and just shoots from range
>switches to torb, afks

this is not uncommon

this sensitive faggot shit happens in all online games

why
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>>166012606
Sadly, this is a blue board, anon.
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Do you need to do all 10 placements to get the season three icon and spray?
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>>166012821
>faggots don't like to hack healthpacks
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Oh shit. I just noticed that Mako and Sharkbait have different belly tatoos.
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>>166012821
The stupider people are, the smarter they think they are than you so when someone stupider than them tells them how to play a video game they get mad.
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>>166013330
>The stupider people are, the smarter they think they are than you
>Pass user since 2012
Got me to think
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>>166012983
Yes, you don't get credit for participating in the season until you've received a skill rating.
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Which hero would give the most passionate succ?
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what explains my 60% win rate last season and my 36% win rate this season

i was middling diamond last season

i did not get bad at the game
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>>166013662
Widow would suck the soul out of you.
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>>166013662
mercy, sucking is her job
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just a quick reminder that you should stop calling people "nigger" and "faggot" outside of 4chan.
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>>166013718
>i did not get bad at the game
People got better than you.
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>>166013787
That still wouldn't explain it because matchmaking would put him with equally bad people eventually
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>>166013718
maybe tank meta is screwing you? what do you usually play now and what did you play last season?
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>>166013810
nice meme
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>>166013330
Very true. I was playing 3v3s yesterday and at some point I mentioned that ana's unscoped shots are projectiles.
One of my teammates insisted that all her shots are hitscan so I told them to google it or something, he then said he would "troll" me now and he picked symmetra and went afk in spawn.
I dunno maybe he was a child.
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>>166013810
>That still wouldn't explain it because matchmaking would put him with equally bad people eventually

But thats exactly what it did...
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Do you guys ever stop shitposting?
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>>166013849
Same heroes. Mixture of tanks and lucio/Ana.

When I win I get a lot of points. It's like 2 losses to wipe out a win. But I can't win.
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>>166013956
sou D's you're just mad that you got out trolled
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>>166014012
>4chins
>ever stop shitposting
the fuck do you think retard
>>
Pronostics on the next unexpected legendary skin we're going to get this event?

Ana barely got anything the last couple events.

Maybe junkrat too.
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I wish I was back in beta
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>>166006657
Did this actually happen?
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>>166006657
haha, this one got me to laugh, the autist is definitely me.
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>>166014363
Retards take Chu's drunk twitter ramblings as 100% canon fact
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>>166014323
Just go back to real life, should get your dose of beta soon enough :^)
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>>166014012
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>d.va gets a chicken related event skin to emphasize her new playstyle of running away from any sort of danger
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>already thinking about my suicidal thoughts if I don't get that new dva skin
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>>166014505
>he doesn't have 3000 gold reserved
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>>166014410
can't blame them, we have so little lore that we grab any morsel we can get, no matter how dumb it is.
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>>166002213
It's awful. But when you get a team that actually uses the openings you give and/or stays behind the giant blue rectangle it's so worth it.

>t. Reinhardt main
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>>166014550
I do hopefully it'll cost that, I spent 1k on symm like a retard. I need a new zarya skin too. She always gets shit ones
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>>166014505
Already linked my CC to battle.net yesterday and bought 2 boxes to see if it werks (it does)

This gon be one expensive january
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>>166002727
>tfw a shitty Pharah ults low to the ground
>tfw you lob a mine at her face and wipe her
>tfw no justice today

Fuckin aces m8
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>>166014550
wait, it's called "gold"?
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>>166014652
I spent 20 bucks and leveled from 1-100 and rolled over like 10 levels never got nihon genji
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>>166014706
junkrat is the least appealing character in fiction ive ever seen. His looks, dialogue, everything about him. Its honestly a shame How bad it is.
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>>166014579
>force yourself infront of team's dps
>they move away from the shield and get picked
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>166014730
what else would it be?
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I think I've realized how to play Bronze and Silver now. Everyone picks characters where you dont have to aim (Junkrat, Pharah) and it works errytime.

So either you also pick Junkrat or Pharah or you pick Soldier to shoot down Pharah and Junkrat.

As tank or support you can literally just watch your team melt to the enemy junkrat and do nothing else.
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>the new DVA skin
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>>166014856
goycoins
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>>166014786
Junkrat is a good boy who dindu nothing wrong
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>>166014759
feels bad man. that and carbon fiber might be best skins in the game.
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>>166014786
Literally you right now
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>>166014469
they missed the chance desu, widow would fit even better
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Who else gonna peek under D.Va's skirt?
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>>166014984
Hana is a massive slut so it won't be "peaking"
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>>166014984
>implying blizzard even bothered modelling anything there
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>>166015052
Well at least they actually look like ugly gooks
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>That feel when breaking a losing streak by trying out a new hero

hi my name is zenyatta and i'm here to take assists and chew gum

and i'm all outta gum
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>>166008240
I was talking with a friend recently and think I realized just why mei is so frustrating. It's the fact that when she uses her abilities (other than rmb) she effectively makes other people unable to play the game for a period.
>primary fire freezes you in place, which feels worse than dying sometimes since you're just stuck powerless for duration
>ice walls redefine the game area and block progress, which feels bullshit when on the receiving end
>friendly ice walls also often feel awful, blocking your angles/attacks, even many times allowing an almost dead enemy to escape or keeping your team from coordinating
>ice block does nothing but make you unable to murder mei for a little bit, with no recourse
>not even gonna waste time on the area denial of her ult

So no, she's not OP. She just has profoundly unfun mechanics. She's a huge pain in the ass to play with and against more often than not.
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>>166014954
justasplanned.beartrap
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It's 2017 and Lucio's boop still hasn't been buffed.
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>put up against a group of 5 GMs in quick play
>my team has a level 10, 23, 9 and 8

I want this to stop
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>>166015320
I'd say Roadhog is probably more unfun to play against. Seeing how he stuns and pulls you into his range that can one hit kill the majority of the cast.

Stuns and one hit kills or never fun in shooters, but at least Mei needs to be close to you in order to freeze you.
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>>166015320
why would the buff the most OP ability in the game?
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>>166001728
I'll be honest here, I miss that feeling I got when I would kamikaze ult onto the point to try and hold off the enemy for those precious >> 4 << seconds. Gun blasting the rein to try and bring his wall down so my martyrdom wouldn't just be for time.
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>>166008818
>Being too autistic to wait all of a minute for the match to properly end
>Being mad enough that you instantly ragequit as soon as the timer runs out

t. genji player
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>>166015737
Hana looks so cool with a cig
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>>166015776
there is nothing autistic about liking genji
>>
someone call the undertaker
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>>166002213
This gif bothers me how the fuck did they even take the first point with that comp.
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>>166015982
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>>166016031
The Tracer in the background distracted them while the Widow picked them off.
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>>166015959
>This post
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>>166016031
by not being complete shit?
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>>166015717
Buff? You don't think I'm asking to buff fucking Mei of all people do you Anon? Give me some credit senpai.

That would be new Symmetra levels of terrible.
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>>166009224
3700.. Really? Good? I mean, yeah.. But not really, this season is a clusterfuck in general. Everything between 500-1k points just handed out for free.
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>>166015867
Everyone does, anon.
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>>166016080
Just noticed the Tracer, it all makes sense now
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>>166016058
is he the most OP WWE fighter ever or I remember wrong?
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>>166015320
only bronzies think mei is frustrating
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>>166015680
Sure. Follows similar logic though. Tilt (for me personally) follows most from abilities that lock you down. That's why sleep dart duration being so long is awful.
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>>166009224
Almost Diamond reporting in
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How do you even improve gamesense?
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>>166016318
I really can't see her, give me a pointer
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>>166016489
practice
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>>166016503
look at rooftops
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>>166005504
At work so no.
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>>166016031
just an average shitter comp, nothing new here
their opponents are worse anyway, you can see pharah, hanzo and gengoo on defence at least (and any weeb brother, especially both, especially on defence is a sign you can just switch into whatever and go have fun, you have lost anyway)
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Guess my rank from placements and my main champion.
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>>166016489
Play support.
Mercy especially since she's helpless when flanked, you'll have to learn to see and anticipate people flanking or trying to drop on you.
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>>166016852
>that fat leg
careful not to break that chair lardass.
>>
>>166016852
silver
mercy
>>
>picks symmetra on point capture defense
>places shield generator instead of teleport
literally kill yourself if you do this
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>>166016852
hey loserfruit
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>>166016852
gold
d.va
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>>166016852
are u a girl
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>>166016913
>dying on defense
t. "masters" shitter
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>>166016852
>main champion
>champion
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>>166016880
I'm going to try this. I'm trying to play Rein a lot, and sometimes I just blank out and play on auto-pilot. Queued with my friend's smurf and the difference in skill between me and him was disheartening.
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>>166016852
post more legs, not enough data
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>d.va will get her first event legendary on the same day she will become the literal rape me of the roster
What did Blizzard mean by this?
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>>166017212
Slut will get what she deserved, nothing new here
>>
>>166017212
>small nerf to bring her back in line
>now unplayable FOREVER

I want leaguebabbs to leave
>>
>Go in comp
>Optimistic bunch
>Joke around in pregame composition
>They don't change off before the match begins
avoid player feature when
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>>166014469
>mei gets a "Year of the Rooster" skin to simbolize how much she loves cock
Pottery!
>>
>>166017340
when blizzard stops listening to whiny """"pro"""" fags
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>>166017212
The legendary is total shit so who cares
>>
>>166016852
Please tell me you are a woman. Can't imagine a man lacking that much hair
>>
>>166017212
>can't outlast 3 tank-destroying DPS to the face anymore
>OMG LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
>>
You ever shit your pants because you were in the middle of a match and didn't want to leave and let your team down?
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McCree new voiceline will be

"The Roost is loose"
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>>166016852
platinum
Roadhog

if i am right, you have to take your bandage off... and not slowly either. rip that bitch.
>>
>>166017538
She's supposed to be a flanker and not a tank. I'm looking forward to going higher in the rankings because I'm going to be out performing all the other D.Va mains
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>>166001886

Everything about reaper is better with this skin, even his backstory.

Left to die, he gets angsty and proceeds to dress up like a mexican skeleton and learns to play guitar.
>>
Guys I just played with somebody who knows how to Sombra

It was ameizing
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>>166001360
Been away for about a month, has anything changed? How's the meta? Is it still tank heavy?
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>>166017626
Doubt it, unicorns aren't real
>>
>>166017290
>>166017538
About anyone can melt D.Vas solo with no effort. She's back in the garbage bin.
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>>166016852
>>166017579
This is why the discord link needs to be removed from the OP
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>>166017040
My main champion is bastion (from 2200 to 3500 in 2 days on my 2nd account, 4.55 kdr), but on my main account i play d.va mostly. ~3500 after placement matches.
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>>166017591
She's supposed to guard Junkrat tires.
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>>166017556
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>>166017556
No i'm not retarded
>>166017626
Don't sleep in front of your screen
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>>166017579
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>>166018203
that's kinda hot
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>QP, my team has a two and three stack, with me solo Q, Lijiang
>I wait until everyone picks a character and go Zarya because no tanks
>A guy on the three stack starts complaining about me
>"wtf why aren't you charging your ult faster and using it when it's available"
>"I got hacked mate"
>"Hurr don't you want to win?"
>"Not enough to whine at some strange on QP"
>"I want to win"
>he played Mercy and switched to Hanzo, the entire game had me as tank, a healer that switched hands and 4 DPS
>meanwhile, the enemy team got 3 tanks after they lost the first round
I really don't get what these whiny cunts have on their heads.
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Friendly fire as April 1st event when
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>widowmaker's squeals when being electrocuted by winston.

Just like my Chinese cartoon porno's.
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DELETE ALL KNOWN REFERENCES TO SOLDIER
JUST DELETE HIM
HE'S IRRELEVANT
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>king of the hill
>game winning/losing cap
>both teams are at 99, overtime
>clutch as fuck desperately going back and forth
>it looks like we're finally about to win
>disconnected
>>
MEME MEI
E
M
E

MEI
E
I
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>>166017719
What's up, Elizabeth#21154?
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is mei a virgin
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>start playing Comp this afternoon
>Hanamura
>it's a draw
>start searching again
>Hanamura
>it's a draw
>third match search
>it's fucking Hanamura again
>Finnish diamond retard on our team decides to go Torb on attack whille spamming 'HAHAHAHAHA U DIE KIDS' the whole match for no reason even after we did well in defence
>another draw as a result
>u are mad :DDDD

The fuck is the point?
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Mei
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>>166019091
>Finnish diamond
how
>>
Fuck me you can carry well with Soldier, he's just so fucking boring to play. Literally Call of Duty
>>
>>166019186
I don't get what's strange with that
>>
>attack payload, playing Ana
>losing, 10s left
>prorrogation, take the payload
>end up winning

Wew, that was cool. First time I managed to do that. Defenders went full retard though, there were like three 76's there
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>>166018993
Mei is fat and ugly whore =)
>>166019027
Dont add me please!! =((
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>>166019283
cucks are terrible at fucking everything, how is it possible for them to get into diamond
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>>166019364
>Implying diamonds aren't terrible
>Implying it takes skill to get into diamond in the first place
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>>166019364
Finns aren't Swedes. Not at all m8
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>>166002002
They are called ernero and denna.
I know them
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>>166019364
>cucks are terrible at fucking everything,
Why are there so many Americans in Masters and above then?
>>
>>166019414
finns are advanced swedes, have u seen their genetic makeup? swedes wish they were as asian as finns
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So, is everyone going to have a costume for Year of the Rooster or specifically the Asians?
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>>166019608
they have their own servers, so of course there will be masters and gms
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>>166019751
2 confirmed skins.
chinese astrology has 12 signs.

YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

they'd be stupid not to.
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>>166019751
There should at least be some epics for other heroes and another legendary or two which I guess could go for Hanzo/Genji although Genji just got Oni
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>>166019751
4~6 legendary & 6~8 epic skins like all previous events
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>>166019751
Probably the same as the other events, 4 people get legendaries and the rest get a smattering of epics/highlights/victory poses. Then probably a fuckton of sprays/voicelines to pad the lootboxes out.
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>>166019751
>tfw soldier will never get a cheesy weeaboo outfit
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>>166019751

Hanzo will probably get something for the event while someone else gets a more generic legendary.
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>>166019850
>>166019897
>>166019913
>>166019926
>>166019970

I can't imagine what Hanzo is going to have, if he gets one. A rooster-related ult? what the fuck will Roadhog have?
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>people keep thinking it's an event
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>>166020150
a fixed hook
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>>166019364
It's another episode of second world murrifats shitting on first world Northern Europe countries?
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>>166017691

>D.Va now has to pick her battles and position properly instead of being able to dive 1v6 and survive

Kill yourself if you think she didn't need this.
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>>166017591
>She's supposed to be a flanker and not a tank

So flankers (IE: Tracer, Pharah, Roadhog) should have 400 armor?

Really made me think
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>>166020228
>Northern Europe
More like northern emirates
>>166019751
A better question is why western devs even care about eastern holidays?
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>>166020293

D.va users are garbage anyways. They keep being confrontational to the wrong people and that always happens to be Reinhardt.
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>>166020293
you can't even fly away anymore though even if you do choose your battles carefully and flank a healer
like she's actually useless for the role she's supposed to fill, roadhog will still be a much better choice due to the now confirmed combo kill from a distance
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>>166020179
>A Blizzard spokesperson confirmed to Polygon that Overwatch’s Year of the Rooster event will be similar in scope to previous game events, such as Halloween Terror and Winter Wonderland. Those limited-time events included new character skins, sprays, voice lines, emotes and other cosmetic items. They also featured new gameplay modes, like Junkenstein’s Revenge and Mei’s Snowball Offensive.
>>
>>166020463
Blizzard has a huge following in Korea and China so they pander to them from time to time.
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>>166020150
go read the chinese zodiac.

done?

dog = wolf = hanzo (but it's a repeat, so maybe now)

RoadHOG = pig

wow.
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>>166020517
You know it's more likely that heroes that didn't get skins in previous events will get them now.
>>
>>166020463
>A better question is why western devs even care about eastern holidays?

I mean, I would fucking care. I want Mei in a Genghis Khan costume or maybe Hanzo wearing Nasu no Yoichi costume.
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>>166020582
thematic vs scarcity.
who knows what blizzard will choose?

D.va, who has a bunny for emblem, didn't get a rabbit themed skin, so...

Everything's in the air!

(I'm still farming coins, tho.)
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>people who ask others if they can swap off a hero because they want to play them
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>>166020463
>smelly
>violent
>dumb
>selfish
Thanks god my country is not filled with americans
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>>166020769
>people complain that there's no healer so you go healer and then they complain that the healer is shit
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>>166018604
the fact you even replied to that confirms it
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Honestly, I don't think that's gonna big big event like Hallowen.
It would be closer to Reinhardt getting Balderich skin. Don't expect too much
>>
>pay 60 bucks for a multiplayer-only game
>pushes users to buy lootboxes to unlock skins
blizzards greed knows no ends. i like their games but fuck they are so greedy in literally every game they make.
>>
>>166020769
>people who can only play one character but dont ask whoever took it to switch and they play like retards all game long

I prefer them asking others to switch. A guy once threw himself off a cliff over and over all game calling us retards. In the end of the game we asked him why he was a piece of shit. He said he wanted to play Ana and someone already picked her so he threw. He never mentioned anything about wanting to play Ana.
>>
>>166020743
>no cute bunny skin for D.Va
Fuck Blizzard, niggers are dumb af

>>166020517
Why do people keep forgetting the fucking DRAGON in the chinese zodiac?
DRAGON
HANZO
DRAGON
>>
>>166020916
Apparently they already confirmed it is.
>>166020490
>>
>>166020916

>>166020490
>>
>>166021014
Genji is the dragon

Hanzo is the wolf/dog
>>
>>166021014
And genji will get it, now what
>>
>>166021019
>>166021032
Huh, good to hear.Didn't expect to see big events so ften
>>
>>166021070
Theyre both dragon related. Why not both get dragon skins/items
>>
>>166021070
>>166021087

Genji is also called "Sparrow" sometimes. And no, it's not a reference to some pirate.
Both of them are equally likely to get a Dragon themed skin
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>166020928
How else will you keep a game alive that has constant cost for servers etc.?

Cosmetics is the most user friendly way to go. They could also put heroes behind a paywall or just outright make it P2W
>>
>>166020730
Too bad Mei is ugly as shit. She's got all this extra armor and bullshit covering her outfit
>>
>>166020953
That's why you gotta main two. Rein and Zen here, never not got my mains
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Rate my "mains" (this is comp)
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Daily reminder that you should never attempt comp unless you're not completely braindead with at least one character per class
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>>166021653
I just like comp because people tryhard and use voicechat sometimes.

QP is basically just TDM and gets boring after 2 matches
>>
>>166021653
Dont worry im good with Genji, Widowmaker, Winston and Mercy!
>>
>Sombra kit revolves around her hacking
> can't hack things when taking damage
Breaks her character might as well have this shit apply for all characters

a widow will unscope and lose charge any time she takes damage
Or a bastion going from turret to recon when taking damage
Or Reinhardt shield would drop his shield if he takes damage
Zenyatta loses his orbs if he takes damage
Pharah is grounded if she takes damage

Seriously why is this the only character affected by this shit
>>
>>166021609
>memehog
>memehart
>memena
>memecio
>meme.va
>memeyatta
>mei mei

you're a literal meme
>>
>>166021826
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>166021915
>not what did he meme by this
>>
>>166021960
>meming a memer
>>
>>166021826
Memonymous
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>>166021960
literal reddit tier humar
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>>166021826
Meimei is a cute name for Mei!
>>
>>166022110
Got anymore ebin Mei Meis?
>>
memes were a mistake
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>>166022190
I'm not much of a Meimeir, but I've got this one.
>>
Jap new year was originally celebrated at the same time as Korean and Chink new years. However, they moved it to Jan 1 to synchronize with the Western calendar. And that was how Hanzo and Genji, two worst characters in the game, were deservedly screwed out of new skins
>>
>>166022482
>Hating on the funniest hero and best boy
Kys
>>
>>166022532
Nice retort, you're clearly not a stereotypical teenage weeb edgelord
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>Reinhardt spends the whole game on Attack Volskaya charging in and dying
>one time he gets rezed and I Ana ult him and we take the first point
>emotes forty times
>spends the next 6 minutes riding the little moving platforms into the point alone and dying to get one kill
>we lose horribly
>he gets the only card for our team and everyone votes for him
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>>166016383
Only a bronzie would think that my finding a character's mechanics frustrating means I find that character hard to deal with.

Like I said before, she's easy to counter. I just don't like her kit & how her kit impacts the game. I'd enjoy Overwatch more if mei wasn't a thing.

Just personal preference desu.
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>>166022532
faggiest hero and bitchboi
>>
>>166022587
>muh buzzwords
>>
>>166005148
I just noticed something.

The skull appears and kill confirmed before Winston's punch lands, in fact at the very beginning of the animation while he's drawing his arm back. So if they're merely in range they're already hit/dead before you actually punch them.
>>
>>166022624
he probably thinks he carried your team though
>>
>>166022624
I know the feel. I'm a pretty aggressive rein myself but fucks sake you're the tank. Stay with the group and use your fucking shield & firestrikes.
>>
>>166020293
D.Va can't pick battles against anyone who isn't dumb or Winston. Other tanks and most of the dps beat her. Winston is the better choice once again.
>>
>>166022715
He absolutely thinks that

That's the whole point of my post
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>>166022724
I always forget the firestrike exists

It's so fucking useless
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What weeb mythology monster would Hanzo get as a skin in the new event?
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>>166022769
if you don't use Firestrike on cooldown you are doing it absolutely wrong.
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>>166022829
>>166022829
>>166022829
New
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>>166020928
>>pushes users to buy lootboxes to unlock skins
What do you mean pushes
You don't need skins
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>>166022749
Medals were a mistake.
>>
Diamond d.va main here. How gutted will she be come next patch? Is it find a new main time?
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>>166022814
This. It's crucial for zoning and footsies. Plus it can absolutely confirm kills if you use it right.
>>
>>166022587
>m-muh sterotypes
>if you like a character that another group of people could like you are the same as them
So I can assume that if you like any of the male characters you are a fujoshit who gets hard thining about Hanzo's mantits? Ok
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