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Previous Thread: >>165735372
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>no historic total war game for years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ROME
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1st for hussars
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>>165825907
History is fucking boring.
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whats a good mod that tones down the wood elves?
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Rock the boat!
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>>165825941
Pop another ritalin and go back to throwing lightning at bulbasaurs in warhammer
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>>165825820
>tfw still no chaos dwarfs
>still don't have the most powerful and smart race
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Attila has a lot of cool minor factions for the grand campaign, why is the same not true for Rome 2?
Many of them suffer from very limited and generally shitty unit rosters (Black Sea colonies, Nomads, fucking Pontus) or have boring starting positions (Celtic minors, exception being Galatia).
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>>165826141
that pic doesn't really work since you can just pause webms
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>>165826163
>tfw you genuinely enjoy pontus
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>>165826271
I guess Pontus is not outright bad, their unique stuff is just underwhelming. Also I thought that the old colour scheme before Emperor edition came out looked a lot better.
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>>165826141

>most powerful
>get wiped by their own slave creations
>smartest
>turn themselves into stone
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>>165826346
Yeah, I lied when I said I genuinely enjoy pontus. I just love the shape of their helmets.

It seems like only the cultures are unique and the factions within only differ by a unit or two and what settlements they start with.
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Decent Warhammer youtubers?
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>>165826141

>most powerful and smart race got soloed by Grimgor
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>>165826484
None
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>>165826141
>malkavians of the warhammer
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>>165826163
Because most factions are either purely Hellenistic or Hellenistic with Celtic/Eastern/Nomadic units peppered in. Yeah, I'm salty about Black Sea Colonies. Their locations are so interesting but their rosters suck.
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>>165826484

Heir of Carthage is a bit clueless but at least he's likable and not a total fucking sperg.
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>>165826068
If you want to look at some humans just go outside.
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Hardest campaign factions to play as in Warhammer?

>Easy Mode: All DLC
>Hard Mode: Base factions
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>>165826652
I guess Getae stand out a little bit, but they are basically just reskinned Celts with extra thracian units.
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>>165826782

>>Easy Mode: All DLC
>>Hard Mode: Base factions

That's wrong though.

Chaos and Beastmen are substantially harder than any of the base factions

Beastmen get homed in on like fucking mad by the Wood Elf AI who can apparently sense you through the fog of war.

Chaos can't reliably fight using multiple stacks, something which basically every other faction relies on.

The base factions also get RoR cheat units.
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>>165826782
Skarsnik or Clan Angrund probably. None of the main factions are hard.
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>>165826997
Wut? Chaos is easy as fuck, I finished the entire campaign having only a single army for the entire game. Played it on VH/VH. You just have to get Lightning Strike and there is not a single army that can beat you 1v1 once you get all decked out in Chosen and Dragon Ogres.
Chaos sucks not because it's hard, but because it's bland as hell. It doesn't help that Bretonnia and Empire basically get wiped out by other factions for you. The hardest part of the campaign is probably defeating Sathorael.
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>has missile weapon
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Anyone check out the new top mod on Attila workshop? Called Imperium, I think. Looks like radious-tier snowflake shit, but I cba to check myself
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>>165827179
>Spartans in 395AD
Yeah, it's fucking garbage.
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>tfw today is the day
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>>165827404
what day
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>>165827442
the day
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>>165827623
you mean this day?
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>>165827712
the finest day?
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>>165826782
Orion is the hardest faction bar none.

After that maybe Skarsnik.

Both of which are DLC. All the base factions are pretty easy even on legendary desu. Because they all start with excellent capitals and are spoodfed 1 good region.
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>>165827748
THE finest day
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>>165827835
the only day that matters?
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>>165827797
>Orion elves
>hard
what?
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>>165827895
I ran out of rome 2 launch memes
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>>165828000
You are like a little baby.
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>>165827797
>Orion is the hardest faction bar none.
>After that maybe Skarsnik.
How fucking bad are you?
Wood Elves are op as fuck and Skarsnik is based, fun and very good if you know how to use
>GOBBOS

>>165826782
I'd say Clan Angrund in the first 10 turns or so and Greenskins with Azhag.
Maybe Vampire Counts with Kemmler until you get Mannfred.
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>>165826964
The Getae and the Thracians are actually the best factions IMO, especially with DEI. But I'm a sucker for can openers.
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>>165828143
No bully pls
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>>165828189
I didn't really play DeI a lot, every minor battle lasting 20+ minutes put me off too much. Maybe I'll check it out again.
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>>165827179
>trip
Looks like suicide
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>>165827179
>alternate timeline shit

The only pro I can think of is letting you play as various smaller Roman factions. But I expect the balance to be shit and I can't stomach the unique snowflake units.
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>>165827947
>>165828146

Not that guy, but I do find Orion elves hard in at least one respect, namely how fucking shit they are at sieges.

Trying to deal with Carcasonne early is a nightmare unless you just clam up, stay in your forest and hit "End Turn" 40 times.
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ATTENTION, YOU SLOVENLY SAMURAI.
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>>165828146
>Wood Elves
>Op

nah kid

>>165827947
Needs two turns from their territory to attack bret, which just turtles inside their keep with a beefy garrison. Their troops are heavily reliant on commander buffs, which you don't have in the beginning. They have shit economy until they get the oak at 3 and can confederate.

Orion is the hardest start.
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>>165828274
There's s couple of official sub mods to reduce battle length but with falxmen it's not necessary since they eat units alive.
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>>165828539
>confederating
>not just conquering those cunts
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>>165827895

the day IS OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
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>>165828539
>Orion has the hardest start.
>Not Belegar with a 50% increased upkeep.
Okay. Have you tried taking Estalia's minor settlements and using the amber to increase port income to get rich?
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>>165826484
Turin

Just plays online matches, has no meme personality and is actually really good at total war.
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>>165829149
I saw the AI wood elves TRY to take over Estalia.

Estalia is now Strength Rank 2.
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>>165827797
Elves are the easiest faction in the game, you don't even need to take any land to win.

You can just get the diplomatic researchs and spam military alliance till you have enough Amber to win.
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>>165828428
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>>165829307
Wild riders will murder anything Estalia can put out in the first 30 turns except for spearmen, which can be murdered by either archers or WE infantry. Just don't take on Magritta until getting Tree-kin.
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>>165829321
sure.

If you play on easy.
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>>165828146
Beastmen when you start in Badlands was a shitty campaign.
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>>165829582
Beat it on VH, all i did was take the other Elves in first 10 turns then roll in cash.

Killed some of the Bretonnian dukes, left the Empire, Norsa, Dawi, VC and GS and just made alliances by sending them mad cash every turn.

Turns out its much quicker than actually taking land with unit that cant siege. I went from having 2 amber to over 30 in a few turns.
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I forgot that you REALLY cannot afford to autoresolve naval battles in FotS.

Rest in peace, ironclads. You were pretty ok. Sorry you got blown up by a couple of gunboats.
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>>165829458

>Treekin
>As Orion

Nigger I ain't made of Amber
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>>165830024
>Seed broken nose, take Estalia's minor settlements, and Carcassone's minor settlement.
5 amber right there. 2 of it goes into port income, 1 or 2 of it into treekin, and you still have a net gain. You can then use the treekin to take out major settlements, such as Magritta, or Castle Carcassone.
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>>165829886
You can autoresolve, but then you should be spamming gunboats because they're so easy to replace.
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>>165825907
>b-but CA isn't abandoning the histfag crowd!
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>>165830331
>warhammer
>good
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>>165830410
>widely accepted as the undisputed best in the series
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Is Grombrindal fun?

I have not tired Dwarf since the release, and hated them found them so fucking boring.
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>>165830410
>>165830331
>>165830460
>anime faces
>not superior 15th century art
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>>165830460
>widely accepted
>implying

>opinion of plebs
>ever mattering

>>165830482
>is regular ass manlet campaign fun?
no
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>>165830482
Belegar is fun
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>>165830542
>everyone but me is a pleb!

Aren't you a special snowflake? Go back to /vr/. You're not getting new games anytime soon.
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>>165830482
Grombrindal is like Grimgor, but better. Also this>>165830680

>>165830410
>>165830542
If you can't tolerate all TW games, this thread isn't for you.
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>>165830702
>everyone
>implying everyone agrees with your retarded opinion
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>>165830331
>>165830410
>>165830460
>>165830542
>>165830702
Samefag
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>>165830838
Your shitposting belongs on /v/.
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>>165826141
man, rowan atkinson is a great actor.
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>>165830760
Histfag games are simply an unfortunate byproduct to fund the perfect TW game. Now that the game is actually out there isn't a valid reason to touch the trash ever again.
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>>165830331
>>165830410
>>165830460
>>165830542
>>165830702
>>165830838
Go piss on each other somewhere else, nobody cares who has a bigger anime reaction folder.
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>>165829436
>tfw I tried watching that movie
>but couldn't sit through it since I'm not Chinese enough
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>>165830839
>He's never had an autistic anime reaction image fight with someone before
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>>165830902
Shogun 2 and Attila are better than Warhammer as it is right now imo. I enjoy being able to have a lot of variety between the games though.
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>>165830906
I have the undisputed biggest meme folder. Nobody can beat me.
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>>165831003
>not creating your own memes

weak
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>>165830906
>implying its just anime reaction pics
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>>165825910
Hussars are over-rated.
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>>165830967
>humans with pointy sticks fighting other humans with sticks

wow.. interes-zZzZZZZzzzzzzz
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>sassanids think they can take their armies to sea and bully my weak ally
>sink 8 full transport fleets in 2 turns with my top tier ships
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>>165831106
>dudes with weapons hitting shorter or green dudes with weapons

wow.. interes-zZzZZZZzzzzzzz
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>>165831073
Here, have a fresh meme. I call it bird question mark. Feel free to reuse it, haha!
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>>165831087
I will murder you you fucking dragoon.
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>tfw to intelligent to govern world's largest empire
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>>165831161
You forgot pointy eared dudes, short green dudes, mutated dudes, goat dudes, sketetons, zombies, count countula, ghost dudes, big guys, and more. :)

I still love history, the empire building of historical TW games beats Warhammer by far.
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>>165831390
r8 my hussar

name: feraud

likes: sabres, duelling, madame with the big titty, napoleon, promotions, satan, beer, weed

hates: russians, his mom, traitors like taht fUCKign d'Hubert i swear to satan will skin your balls if yuo badmouth the emperor again, sleeping at night
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Any mods that make battles in TW:W last longer?
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>>165831668
angry/10 good work
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fvcking brvtal mviii
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>>165831728

>modding perfection

Just stick to the classics.

Play TWH.
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>>165831668
>>165831390
>being this much of an edgy homosexual
Hussars were a mistake.
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>>165832120
Cuirassiers? More like queerassiers lmao.
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>>165832079

Theres something off with this post
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>all these shitposting

americunts are awake huh?
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>>165832312
I think we all know who the real queers are...

...THE UHLANS!
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>>165832407
I bet you don't even play Shogun 1, you shitter
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>tfw too intelligent to play total war
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>>165826484
surreal
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>>165832716

>too

brainlets please leave
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>>165832716

>tfw two inteligent to meme post
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>>165832716
>tfw too intelligent to post about being too intelligent
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1-2 Empire with Darthmod
3-4 Attila with FotE
5-6 Rome 2 with DeI
7-8 Warhams
9-0 Shogun 2
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I hate anime and warhammer tbqh
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>>165833005

Let's see you say that again after I've kissed you on the lips faggot
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>>165832991
What good overhauls or compilations are there for empire besides Darth mod?
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>>165832942
anon it seems you have some difficulty with a primary school grammar distinction, a characteristic commonly associated with the autistic.
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>almost every barbar unit in dei has javelins
>new battle ai means that they end up throwing all of those javelins
>my main line is made up of pikeman

fug

also who the fuck is making all of these javelins?
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>>165833116

>tfw to intelligent to respond to this bait
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>>165833063
Lets see you say that again after I make passionate love to you, gaybo
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>>165833169
good thing javelins don't do anything in DeI.
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>>165833090
There is a great american civil war mod. I for got the name though.
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>>165833179
this meme really fucked up my ability too distinguish between the to now
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>>165833278
I would play the shit out of DeI if there was a version without the whole combat rebalance.
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Bene!
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>>165833278
That's one of those Demigod mod units that has a single dude with about 8000 HP.

Sorry, but what exactly are you trying to prove, you piece of shit whore of a faggot?
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>>165833576

What a silly language.
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>>165833576
>Early Legionaries
>Radious

Fuck off
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>>165833613
Fuck off anglo.
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>>165833576

What are these moon runes?
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>>165833653
what language are you speaking now?
checkmate
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Shit

Did I use too many archers?
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>>165833442
Ah yeah I seen that, I was thinking still the vanilla scope of empire, but just something to add to factions, tweak them up and change the AI a little, maybe some new units
Like darths but hopefully something better, maybe more historically accurate too
Imperial splendour any good?
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>>165833278
(You)
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>>165833169
almost every barbar unit in vanilla has javelins either
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>promise to finally finish a damn attila campaign
>get bored and pissed with hunnic doomstacks
fuck this
which great migrator is best for camping spanish gold mines?
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>165834085
Roman Britain is the best campaign on attila
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>>165831668
>hates: russians
>likes: napoleon
cool story, pal
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>>165834085

I did it with the Franks but you can do it with the Saxons too with a little luck
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>>165834150
What, just pick WRE and raze everything that isn't Britain and Rome?
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>>165834236
That or Roman Britain mod, either works and both are top tier fun riding out the fertility, diplomatic relations with your neighbours, and people that live across the entire map from you, and the constant party boats that arrive in your shores
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OOGA BOOGA

GIMME DAT AMBERZ, CRACKA
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>>165834236
Rome too. Raze everything, retreat all forces to Britain, conquer that shit and rebuild from there. You'll basically be playing a post apocalyptic simulator once you decide to return and its awesome.

Funny thing is, without the fertile grounds, most barbars and horsefuckers tend to either die off fighting one another or taking their shit and camping ERE and the Sassanids.

Also, if you're feeling balsy, don't raze the Iberian Peninsula and divide your forces to defend it and Britain. The gold mines make for an easier reconstruction.
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>>165833576

>no archers

Real man's army here
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>>165831668
Fresh OC coming through
Episode II
Let's not fuck up this time
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>>165834041
yea but in vanilla they don't end up using them all, they usually charge in and only throw one volley. Also in dei most barbar units have 300 men and thus have a whole lot of javs
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>>165834543
I like it.
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>still no news
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>>165834458
>>165834351
>>165834236
Most fun campaign i've had on Attila
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>>165831668
>>165834543
>the duellist memes

I love this
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REmove BARBAR Remove BarbAr
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>>165833090
imperial splendour if you can stand the incredibly shit lighting, minor factions revenge if you want a smaller and less buggy version of darthmod with shitty music
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>>165834738
Hopefully we hear something with grom being released.

I hope the next game comes out this year, imagine if it doesn't come out till next year and this is the last update.

Ded game.
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>>165835097
The lighting all thats shitty about splendour?
Seen minor faction revenge, looked okay
It's looking like I might go darths again tbqh, god damn empire deserved better
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>>165833963
notice how enemy archers and slingers barely have any kills, the big problem is that the AI is simply not designed to deal with DeI balance changes which makes the mod really easy, whenever considering a fight with the AI you can completely ignore its ranged units, unless its the gastraphets, because they are going to waste all their missiles on frontal attack on your infantry, and for some reason DeI has made frontal missile attacks completely worthless
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>>165835254
>god damn empire deserved better
It did but CA just fucked up too much.
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>>165835258
Because shields are in front???? DUH??
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Just did the math and the barbar garrison army I am currently fighting has 6200 javelins distributed amongst their men

Precursor weapons are a scam put forth by Big Jav in order to make money off of warfare
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salve
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>>165835254
>The lighting all thats shitty about splendour?
its a bit unfinished, but otherwise yeah, the lighting is the main complaint
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>>165835304
It could have been the best, so much cool shit and ideas it had, truly the best for trading and naval based wide spanning exploitative empires
If only CA decided to make it after S2 and Napoopon than before
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>>165835304
reminder that CA allowed this
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>>165835452
Don't forget one province Spain.
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>>165835258
>considering a fight with the AI you can completely ignore its ranged units

confirmed for never fighting arabs or nomads
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don't spread christ-insanity around here, kiddo
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>>165835452
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>>165835519
This, everyone cries about france but spain is just as fucked up
No one gives a flying fuck about frogs or spics though because bongs best faction
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>>165835309
they are made just too effective, and again, the AI can't deal with it at all, DeI ends up being significantly easier than vanilla due to very slow battles and enemy skirmish units causing 0 kills
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbX2p-94muQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbX2p-94muQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbX2p-94muQ

STUFF
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>>165835583
desu if I wanted to play a fucking twitch RTS I'd play Starcraft 2 or some cheap bullshit. Slower battles are great, I hate how fast things are now to hide shit AI and help people with low attention spans. Your other complaint is valid though.
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>>165835658
>STUFF

It's nothing new my friend
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>>165835554
>tfw all the barbarians that fight me turn latin christian like me
>tfw I burn their hovels down and, sack their city and slaughter their people all the same
I told myself that I was just getting back at the filthy barbarians, they screamed just liked my people screamed when my city was burned
What am I even doing...
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>>165835658

>Uploaded in October of last year
>"Stuff"

Stop being retarded
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>>165835658
>Grombrindal "The White Dwarf" is a brand new Legendary Lord for the Dwarfs
>brand new
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>>165835658
What's he so angry about?
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>>165835739
>>165835685
Just parroting CA friendo.
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>>165835658
>October
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>>165834543
10/10
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QUESTION

Night gobbo bosses give poison attacks for the entire army.

Does that have a cumulative effect with the inherent poison of normal night gobbos?
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>>165835778

There's something in this tweet that should maybe have tipped you off that this wasn't new content

I'll let you figure it out.
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>>165835832
no

and it replaces some of the effects that the gobbo RoR have, like armor sundering
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>>165835795
Today was not the day
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>>165835846
What are you even moaning about? I didn't claim it was new, just stuff.
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>>165835832

>Does that have a cumulative effect with the inherent poison of normal night gobbos?

No

It replaces it.
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>>165835865
what the fuck is the point then
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>>165835679
Slow battles is basically a cheat because you can take your time and spam charges til the enemy breaks. It makes strategies other than hammer and anvil much less effective.
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>>165835968
Yeah pound that ass
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>>165835581
>bongs best faction
More like the only faction to receive proper faction design.

>"Okay now that we have the Hessians, Ferguson Riflemen, Green Jackets, Chasseurs Britanniques, Coldstream Guards, Roger's Ranger and Black Watch are we missing anything else?"
>"Well I could think of some more unique units for Britains."
>"Hey, what about the rest of Europe?"
>"What about them? Just give them all s generic Scot or Irish line-infantry unit."
>"And what about Poland or Russia?"
>"What about them? Just slap the winged hussar unto some late game tech so Poles are happy and give Russia the streltsy, but take away their guns."
>"Brillant! Truly we are the best."
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>>165835968
If you're actually going to try and prove DeI is shit maybe you shouldn't use these bullshit webms?
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>>165835968
Why use these outdated webms all the time?
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>>165836025
Exactly, hence why they're the best faction
Well they probably would be either way to to their historical start, but actually being cared about as a faction did wonders for making them semi playable
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>armenia offers 300 bucks to take educated woman
o i am laffin
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>>165835950

To give poison attacks to units that don't already have it?
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>>165835695


STOP
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>>165836127
>offer WRE 20k for some 20 year old bitch for my heir
>lol no
>WRE is weaker than me and relies on my protection
You know what, maybe I'll let a few more hordes through and see how you feel then
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>>165835968
How do you not lose a shit ton of cavalry every time you do it?

When I try to execute Hammer and Anvil in Rome II or Attila, every time I charge the back of a unit, even if I immediately retreat my cavalry, I tend to end up losing 5-10% of the unit's men.
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>>165836191
By the time I got to the fourth christian city to sack in my defence, I just alt f4'd when the screaming started and the land was destroyed
Became everything I hated, killing people no different from my own because I thought it gave me slight tactical advantage and a buffer
I need to complete the line of no mans land, but I can't bring myself to butcher thousands upon thousands more people again
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>>165836186
But I might as well just go for normal gobboz and give them poison from general, instead of going for night gobboz
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>>165836025
This was so fucking retarded to put winged hussars as a late game unit given the timeframe
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>>165835968
>It makes strategies other than hammer and anvil much less effective.

confirmed for never playing as Getae or other Barbars in DEI
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>>165836025
It's sad that Total War historical games never go for "alternate history" route. I think a few factions that have fallen from glory before the campaign starts should have the chance to reclaim their legacy.


I mean, shit like Sparta rising or Portugal re-emerging as an Empire are already historically inaccurate as shit, why not throw some late game research that makes the difficult journey to get to that point feel satisfying? Make the units campaign-only if multiplayer is a concern.

It's stupid I can have a Spartan Empire stretching from Greece to Spain yet I'm still stuck with spamming spearmen all the way.
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>>165836290
You can't die to anything but another cavalry charge in DeI.
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>>165836541
I use vassal states to levy troops and roster expansions as I get into a later empire
For example most of my troops in Britain on my epirote empire game are celts, my thracian armies fight in eastern europe, and I use an assload of Illyrians throughout my main armies
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>>165836025
stop, it hurts ;_;
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Why does no one use Dwarf Rangers with GW?

The range damage from axes is amazing, can beat much more expensive infantry if you get 2 throws of before engaging. And If used in flanks they ruin units.
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>>165836541
YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR FANTASY GAME LEAVE MY HISTORY GAMES ALONE RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>165836541
Well they went quite alternate history in Empire with Poland gloriously riding out with their mid 1600s winged hussars in the fucking 1780s.
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>>165835968
>light cavalry against extremely heavy infantry.
who would have thought.
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>>165836448
Don't forget the deadly Ottoman sipahi tied to an even later-tech and barracks upgrade.
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Best TW: Attila youtuber(s)?
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>>165836541
>>165836541
This so much fampai. I want to see what would happen if Macedonia got their shit together and established at least a unified Greece, and developed alongside "MUH ROMA INVICTA"

AE is a really unexplored venue. Maybe not figt for a whole game (some settings more deserving than others ofc), but some DLC that lets us see a Roman Britain that wasn't retarded, or Scythians who figured out how to not use horses, or even maybe India/China invading from the east after the fall of the WRE would be extremely interesting
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>>165836745
I don't think he's asking for starting alt history total war games, I think he wants his empire to grow more varied as it conquers foreign lands rather than remaining the same as it was at the start of the game
Like how rome's tech tree changes and it's use of auxiliaries

At least I think, straight up alt history total war would be pretty shit
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>>165836684
>Why does no one use Dwarf Rangers with GW?
because no one uses Dwarfs in general
shit faction with shit memes
play GOBBOS instead
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>>165836760
>0 kills and losses to infantry
>already made enough charges with light cavalry to rout the most elite infantry

What is the point you're trying to make?
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>>165836684
their design is retarded, 'lets leave the shafts of top heavy battles axes as bare metal'. Also dwarfs wouldn't be able to throw axes very efficiently, their arms are too short to generate enough speed.
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>>165836756
I get the complaint, but I meant alternate history that made sense.

Play as Sparta, conquer 30 territories including *insert important historical cities here*, and get the option to start some cultural reforms to improve your roster variety. If this conflicts with multiplayer just bring back the Medieval II system of Early-Mid-Late Era units and add a new "Alternate" Era just so people don't get their jimmies rustled by having to face Spartan Legions or some shit like that.
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>>165833713
fdp do caralho
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>>165836975
>i have autism
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>>165836975
THORGRIM

GET

THE

BOOK
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>>165836906
Unique roman successors was the only DLC I ever wanted for Attila
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Idea;

Instead of giving start-of-game units give gold similar to multiplayer. Stronger LLs are more expensive.

So if you pick Kremmler you can buy better units early on than you would be able to with Mannfred.

It actually fucking boggles me that Azhag has been left untouched tbqh. It would be so fucking easy just to give him an Arachnarok or some trolls instead of those gobbo archerz.
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>>165836923
Yeah that's it.
I'm not interested in Praetorian Winged Hussars or some shit like that, I just want my huge multicultural post-barbarian empire not to be stuck with recruiting Celtic Warriors to fight Camel Riders in the goddamned desert.
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>>165836923
Post bad alt history maps
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>>165834543
>madame with the big titty
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>>165836923
This is a much better way of putting it than alt history, yeah. I want to see Persian influences in my Iceni army if I take over the entire middle east, y'know? Or at least for my dumbfuck barbar germans to wear some fucking armor after I take the Italian peninsula, for which I am eternally gratefull to DEI for even entertaining the notion of
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>>165836975
THAT'S A GRUDGIN
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>>165836425

Yes?

That's the benefit of a Night Goblin general.

He's way worse in a fight than an Orc warboss but you get to give poison to troops that wouldn't normally have it.
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>>165837131
Auxillary RoRs. Problem solved. No fantasy spartan legion bullshit.
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>>165836975
Could you critique every way in which the magic and demons are impossible to have in real life next, please?
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>>165837020
PORTUGAL VAI DOMINAR OUTRA VEZ

INDIANOS DO CARALHO PREPAREM-SE PARA A RECONQUISTA
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>>165837148
>Holland
>Finland
>Sweden
>Norway

grouped with

>Iowa
>Nebraska
>Togo

fucking lel
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>>165837265
Well the meteor spell would've destroyed the entire battlefield, if not the whole world for starters
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>>165837131
>>165837224
Yep, it's why my autism dictated me to use shitty local units from clinets instead of spamming my best epirote troops
There's no reason for me to be stuck in the same style as 50 years ago when my empire looks like this It's out of date Icini is my pet and I own some of south England
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>>165837240
I think the poison you get is the weaker kind of poison. The same as Ghorst gives. Or else it would be OP as fuck I guess.
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>>165837378
Go on
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>>165837259
Oh yeah just copy paste shit from one faction to another, cool mate.

Give everyone access to auxiliaries, that's cool. Somehow that's less autistic and retarded than an empire adopting the best parts of the people they conquered.

And what the fuck do Regiments of Renown have to do with historical titles?
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>>165837406
>There's no reason for me to be stuck in the same style as 50 years ago when my empire looks like this
I don't know man.
The Greeks didn't really change their style over the few centuries they ruled over Syria, Egypt or Persia.
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>>165837406
There's a mod that lets you recruit elite units from your clients if you have a good relationship from them and if they have the buildings.

So spam them with gold gifts and the warmongering AI will eventually build the barracks where they hide their Oathsworn or Hashashins.
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Does anyone have the Warhammer Lord tier list image? I don't care about playing the most powerful lords, I just have an autistic appreciation of tier lists.
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>>165837452
I meant AoRs. That's what EB did and everyone loved it.
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>>165837259
There is a system like that in place in DEI, Area of Recruitment units - In my Parthia campaign every single one of my armies had a main line composed of Akkadian heavy infantry to act as an anvil
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>>165837036
>I'm so retarded I'm incapable of critical thought
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>>165837536
No but Epirotes never really cared about being amd remaining the most 'hellenic' greeks, i'm not saying they should all change their styles and cultures to blend, just that their should be more options to make use of the ones they conquered, much like in reality
And I do have many cities that remain majority foreign populace and culture, should be quite hard for me to get my best hellenic units that far away from my heartlands
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>>165837691
>demanding realism from a fantasy game
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Trying out Age of Charlemagne right now, wanted to liberate Europe of Christians and Muslims as the Westphalians

So... is the research tree supposed to be devoid of any bonuses for most techs?

What the fuck happened to trade, cloth is only worth 1 gold per unit, I'm guessing some typo

Why is childbirth so rare? Widukind never had any kids and one adopted son had one illegitimate child
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>>165837406
>>165837452
I'm actually really glad to see I'm at least not the only one feeling this brand of autism. If nothing else, its nice to commiserate about never getting barbars that wear clothes or camelfuckers that remember how to infantry

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JUST WEAR FUCKING ARMOR YOU STUPID SUEBI KEKS IT FUCKING WORKS WHY ARE YOU RETARDED YOU CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT YOU JUST CAPTURED FUCKING ROME
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>>165837615
AoR is always nice to have as an option, but the older, stagnant, crumbling factions that rise above their historical fate should have more options than just being military parasites.
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>>165836943
that light cavalry unless they have lances have low charge bonuses and pulling them out continuously and charging them in is not much better than letting them be engaged in melee since they are just there for harassing and chasing skirmishers.
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>>165837781
Historically the barbars captured rome and then turned it into a hovel.
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Wurzagg is pretty decent at buffing.
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>>165837856
You're missing the point. Melee does next to nothing. The only valid strategy in DeI is to spam hammer and anvil. Look at how two elite heavy infantry units scored zero kills against each other whilst light missile cavalry scored all the kills.
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>>165837752
>implying fantasy can't subscribe to basic laws of motion

cos in LoTR there was no gravity/respiration or kinetics right? Fucking clown.
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>>165837990
Gravity in LoTR certainly doesn't work the way it does in our world.
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>>165837885
Which is why most of them died unremembered yes
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>>165837885
yeah but the ostrogoths, as soon as they got done with their power wank, also started claiming as much Roman prestige and tech as they could salvage. Losing the more advanced shit like concrete I could get, maybe no more beautifully lifelike statues for a while, fine. Just a special kind of infuriating when you have to go up against whatever strain of Persians is in your game with eurocucks that have seen all kinds of armor, from cuirasses to muh segmentata, to regular lamellar armor and chainmail, but choose to keep their retarded cloth shit.

triggers my autism to no end and makes for stale gameplay after getting rid of the bigbois in whatever particular game you're in, because after they're gone, they apparently all have their smiths and scholars commit ritual suicide, even if the takeover by a foreign power was swift and relatively bloodless

tldr; REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165837990
Apparently not since a dragon was able to fly and was killed by an arrow in the hobbit.
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>>165837960
Does that mean Sparta is the best faction in DeI? They have some of the best spears and their Royal Cavalry is nothing to scoff at. They can hold a line pretty good which gives you time to hammer down the anvil

I don't play DeI just genuinely curious
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>>165837541
Yeah I seen that, also use sedibees roster expansion because illyrian roster sucks
Also added epirote manipular style infantry, which I just headcannoned as being from my close proximity and relations to rome, and Pyrrhus's experience with them I guess
Doubt it's at all historical but it made sense in my game at least

>>165837885
Rome was turning into a hovel before it was captured by barbars, they were just the cherry on top a long list of issues effecting the entire empire
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>>165837960
Actually, and you can see the last thread for this where I posted some pics, most battles are won by having one flank crumble and then enveloping the enemy. Most of my kills come from skirmishers too.

>>165838243
He's talking about Spearman. Axemen and Swordsmen cut down spearmen alot faster, it's all about attracting the enemy to a position and using specialized units to rout them, be them cavalry or swordsmen/axemen or even skirmishers. It's also about using the general well, that means using "Second Wind" when they are tired or Warcry to cause a mass rout.
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>>165838243
They're fairly effective, but bland as fuck and usually get raped if by some miracle Rome ever gets to power. They're really really good at spears and literally nothing else. Any decent artillery will hurt them bad, but what kills them is when they find another anvil they can't outgrind so easily. They don't have all that much killing power, its more that they just don't fucking rout
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>>165838162
100% this.
Can never bring myself to play a barbar faction in most historical games because I feel my mere existence stops human progress.

Only times I don't mind is when the people I'm subjecting to my horsefuckery are as degenerate if not more than me, like in Attila. Don't mind fucking over WRE and ERE if those retards are gonna throw away those techs anyways.
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>>165838339
Doesn't DeI remove most of the special general abilities? I remember one of their outcries in the early versions was against, and I quote "game-y, nonsense magic skills", which is why Second Wind no longer removes fatigue.
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>>165838270
>GREEK MANIPULAR INFANTRY
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>>165838584
Second wind seems to be the same. Most of them just have a set number of times you can use the abilites, they can't be used several times. I think they're really powerful and actually make the general very useful,they can turn the way a battle is going.

Most of my battles take between 10 to 15 minutes, and I'm talking about battles between 10 000 men, smaller skirmishers are standard Warhammer time (2 minutes).
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>>165837960
>Look at how two elite heavy infantry units scored zero kills against each other

Pontic Light Spearmen are not elite heavy infantry, and the reason the roman unit breaks is because it is outnumbered, tired, and getting charged in the rear
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I see all the memes about confederating the other Welf factions in the first 15 turns but I can't figure out how to do it. Do you just siege them or something? When I do that they attack me and the other guy burns the Oak.
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>>165838782
You have to have good relationships with the other faction and also be more powerful than them. Attacking them will make them hate you, so they won't confed with you.
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>>165838270
Radious mod should be right up your alley. Uninspired and repetitive as mods nowadays are, many a disillusioned fan don’t hesitate to call out the medium as fallen. Along comes Radious mod, the latest entry to modding self-critique and introspection.

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I don’t think this mod justifies an arbitrary rating of stars; it’s much better than that. It deserves a place among the highest modern philosophical works of our world. "Nietzsche, thy name is Radious."
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fuck off and eat some sand we're full
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>>165838907
I recognize the word merdas. It's shit. Or shits. Yeah, shits.
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>>165838698
Yep, makes no sense, I don't know why they're named the way they are, but they're just hellenic sword and shield units

>>165838907
But I see /twg/ recommending Sebidees rosters all the time :^)
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>>165838782
You won't be able to confed them anywhere near as fast as the AI, and you need to make them like you first.
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>>165838936
Any other faction upgrades its garrison units as well as WRE and ERE?
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>>165839014
Shits as in multiples pieces of shit, mind. Not a group of people who are, as a grupo, pieces of shit. Although it can mean multiple people who are shit and decided to group together.
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>>165838770
What the fuck are you talking about? They're not light and they're certainly not spearmen. pontikoi thorakitai may not be the best sword unit for pontus but it's one of the best. The fact that an elite unit breaks from light missile cavalry before scoring ONE kill is a testament to how retarded slow battles are.
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>>165839056
I think all of them do
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>>165839018
>Yep, makes no sense, I don't know why they're named the way they are, but they're just hellenic sword and shield units

That is literally what thorax swordsmen are, you don't even need a mod for those

>But I see /twg/ recommending Sebidees rosters all the time :^)
Only for AoC

>>165839143
look at the beginning of the webm you fucking retard, the pontic swords are his general unit, the unit in melee is a unit of pontic light spears - you never see how many of them get killed before the praetorian breaks
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>>165839143
Fatigue is also supremely important, though. As a unit gets tired, they star dying faster and faster. This isn't my experience though, I always lose a few men (and so does the AI) when the men join each other in battle.
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>>165839261
>Epirus
>Thorax Swordsmen
Good one, Epirus gets illyrian shit light troops and Royal peltasts
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>>165839261
And he is also right, you can even see the Spear icon over the unit, so I don't think it's the swords.
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>>165839014
>Quod culus tibi purior salillo est, nec toto decies cacas in anno; atque id durius est faba et lapillis. Quod tu si manibus teras fricesque, non umquam digitum inquinare posses

"Because you have an anus more pure than a saltcellar, nor in the entire year do you defecate ten times, and even then it is more solid than a bean or pebble - if you rubbed it with your hands, you wouldn't even be able to make your hands dirty."

—Catullus 23
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>bringing boats to a bumper car fight
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>>165839424
If you pause the webm at the 0:00 you can see the spearmen are Pontikoi Patondapoi (Pontic Light Spearmen).

>>165839437
Thanks buddy.
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>>165839496
barbar boats are so bad it's not even funny

I routinely sink/rout entire fullstack transport fleets with two arty boats and a general as Macedon. I almost feel bad for cheesing
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>>165839261
Doesn't that make his point even more then?

If an elite Praetorian infantry unit cannot score one kill against a bunch of light spearmen before being routed doesn't it worsens the case?

I sort of lost track who's defending what.
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>>165839627
How do you stop the barbars from just boarding your artillery? The arty ships don't have the best range
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>>165840131
You're all discussing about an outdated webm anyway, what's the fucking point?
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>>165840131
We don't see how many spearmen die in the webm.
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>>165840260
The discussion is about longer battles vs faster battles.
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>love and hate relationship with Attila
>game haunts me and I always come back to start a campaign because I love the game
>abandon it after a few days I hate it at the same time
>I prefer medium sized nations waging war, attila is just 3 large empires and 1312321123 tribes turning europe into a huge clusterfuck
>everything else about the game is great though.
How do I make this game fun?
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>>165840131
It's the age-old argument about DEI being garbage because battles become more about armor, combined arms, and morale than anything else, where the DEIfags will justify what I'm almost positive are historically-inaccurate battles where barely anyone dies compared to the amount that routs, and the anti-DEIfags jerk themselves off over how great it is to not like DEI, despite it being one of the best/only Rome 2 overhaul mods, while conveniently never touching the absurd amount of shit that it adds to the game beyond the combat changes
>>165840220
You open the battle by sinking as many transports as you can with your arty ships, and once the transport fleet closes to a certain distance, you set all ships to ramming, while still having the arty fire on anything it can. There's a sweetspot that you have to learn to gauge with the arty ships, where after a certain point, you need to have them just ram the fuck out of the barbar general's transport. Arty ships are generally pretty big, and all barbar ships are small, so this nearly always results in the general sinking like a sack full of hammers, and the already low-morale barbar land troops routing en-masse because they're not sailors anyway and water is sp00ky. If you're dealing with barbar sailors on the other hand, then you'll need a couple of supporting skirmisher ships, also used almost exclusively for ramming.

if you're lucky, you can just sink the barbar general transport with your arty's fire, and not the ship itself, which frees them up to rape whatever doesn't immediately rout.
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>>165840394
Using outdated videos by someone that most probably didn't play the mod being discussed, ever.

Longer battles, like battles with larger unit sizes, are easier, what's there to discuss? It's all up to personal preference in the end.
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>>165840575
By not being a shithead and enjoying the different condiments that separate the various games.
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>>165840617
Slower battles completely removes any semblance of strategy and tension and turns it into a giant hammer and anvil fuck fest.
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>>165840702
Tell that to someone who cares. I don't think repeating that will help your case, but go ahead.

>>165840607
I remember reading about how most battles in ancient and medieval times were mostly about being somewhat tied during the first clash, then one part routed and the real killing started. Losses for the winning side were estimated around 5% while the losing side suffered much more than that.

Of course results may vary a lot in each battle.
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>>165840575
Mods, senpai. FoTE is neat for balancing things DEI style, but will be half vaporware for the next two years until everyone gets bored of warhammer like it seems /twg/ is slowly doing.

I recommend improved fertility fix to make it a genuinely good mechanic, plumbata revised, sebidee's white hun roster expansion, sebidees improved army stances, influential high king mod, and meaningful promotion tree mod, along with graphics mods of your choosing to taste.

People will always argue anything besides vanilla/FoTE is ezmode, but desu just try and get mods that fix the base game, and shit to make the AI less retarded. Rebalanced religions and aggressive AI mods are also bretty gud for making it more than rome/purplerome/persia vs barbars.
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>>165840702
>>165840617
Not really. Most battlesin DEI are between armies of 4000 men and the AI will try to flank you. Battlesin DeI are actually strategic (unlike Warhammer, for example) because they actually require you to move fast and intercept enemy flankers AND actually gain the upper hand in one of your own flanks to then be able to flank the enemy, instead of giant fuckfests where you tie up two to three units with a Giant or similar shit.

Even then Hammer and Anvil will not work 100 percent of the time, most battles are won by enveloping the opposing army. In one of my battles the enemy will try to reach better ground too, leading you to actually, you know, skirmish.

Faster battles are shit that also use hammer and anvil, by the way. In fact, Hammer and Anvil is so brilliant that it's also used in CURRENT YEAR.
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>>165840607
What DeI does is add retarded bloat. Why the fuck do you need 6 billion different sword units? Just grab the one with the highest morale cause it's not like they're gonna die in melee. In warhammer and shogun 2 which have professional game design has fewer units units with actual niches that they fulfil. It's about quality, not quantity.
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>Its another "stunties refuse to make peace early game and proceed to skullfuck you because CA thought it was fair to not give the orcs good enough AP early game to use against the OP as fuck dorfs" episode
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>>165840987
Not really, because you have to manage the economy, so your units can't all be the same. You also can't just have an entire army with the best units available because you will need skirmishers, you will need light cavalry in some cases, in other cases you'll need axemen instead of swordsmen, sometimes naked levy gauls can do the job and are cost effective, in other cases (against opponents who are often armored), you'll need armored spearmen, but also armored axemen, with light cavalry to not only fuck with the skirmishers but to also draw the enemy infantry to where you want them.
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>>165840987
It's just flavour shit, who cares if it's in? Removing it adds nothing to the game, it's your choice to use them or not.
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>>165840971
>AI will try to flank you in DEI

If you purposely form your troops 10 ranks deep and face their backs towards the enemy, maybe.
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>>165841149
Just use the far more OP second army spawn ability of the greenskins. And if you dare, the dreaded autoresolve ability.
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>>165841186
They will. I'm not at home right now, but I have multiple instances where the AI is clearly trying to do what I do, that is force a flank to then get behind me. I usually use my cavalry to intercept flanking enemy cavalry, for example, and only then can I use them to attack something else. I also usually try to free up other units to carry on another flank.
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>>165840987
You get like 2-3 sword units for each faction lad, most of which are linear upgrades, barring regional recruits which are either top or shit with no in-between. And you're still focusing on the combat rebalancing, and not all the logistical features, the reform system that at least makes it feel like the cultures change as they move across the map, the economic features of how the trade system gets overhauled, the sheer amount of new playable factions, and the unique units that change the entire game like muh gastraphetes and muh agrianian axemen

I don't play DEI anymore because I found an attila mod setup that my autism tolerates, but you can't just call DEI nothing but bloatware, even if you hate what it does to combat
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>>165840971
In every total war game (especially DeI because of the larger unit sizes) I have played the AI tends to clump up in the middle needlessly exhausting units where they can't even get to the front to fight
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>>165841319
Somebody post the webm from the pre-release battle with the jumping animation in response to this post please.
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>>165835554
Don't worry Varg, I did you proud!
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>>165841291
>"Just exploit the game mechanics to stands a chance."
Or maybe CA could actually give savage orcs AP. It'd kill two birds with one stone.
>Makes savage orcs actually worth a shit
>Gives orcs more AP early game
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>>165841385
If they clump in the middle, you'll usually have a problem, because your army is then split into two. Their behaviour is usually a result of the army composition, too.
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You guys wanna see some more autism from HTW?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12131029
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>send my Glade Lord into the fray
>does nothing but shoot from several yards away
>didn't have to walk very far at all
>Very Tired
Is there a mod that fixes this bullshit? She literally walked everywhere and stood still the whole time.
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>>165841553
?? If they clump in the middle then my sides are facing less resistance and are free to mop up and envelop the massive blob. Not to mention being great targets for manual artillery aiming.
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>>165841662
In DeI artillery isn't readily available, at least as Barbars and when they break through the middle, usually after routing the guys there they are now behind you and can tie up other units. At least that's been my experience.
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>>165841517
A race specific mechanic to abuse to match an incredibly strong early roster to abuse. They match out.

Making savage orcs better would be great.

Orcs lacking AP early game can be defining, as you use the waaagh mechanic to play up their numerical advantage.

And I'm not sure how you get them from the building chains as I've not played them SP since the DLC, but nasty skulkers are ridiculously good early game AP.
Kinda pay to win I guess though if you want to look at it that way.
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>>165841625

Shooting is what causes the fatigue, not the moving.
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>>165841149
GROODGES
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>>165841625
Combat tires units significantly faster than movement. Twanging arrows at fags for the entire battle is going to tire you out.
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>>165841625
She's a woman, there's nothing to fix.
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>>165842059
aloha reddit
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>>165842138
women are simply inferior to Men. This is the truth.
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>>165841443
This one?
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>>165842221
Yeah but what about Elves?
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I got some new bodyguard units installed for Attila, but the menu for it is very limited, only allows me to choose the first two (three actually, but the other unit is shoved down) and doesn't let me scroll down.

Is there any mod that fixes this or will I have to use "replace general" every time I want to chose some more than the first two bodyguard units?
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>>165842258
Yes. Cheers big ears.
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>>165842269
Elves are just humans with knife ears. The same sexual dimorphism rules apply.
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What are some things that can be done to make playing Medi 2 less painful? Things like changing camera settings and hotkeys to more modern things or ways of grouping like unit cards together
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>>165842415
You can order unit cards by making them leave the army and then rejoining but that uses movement points. You should also try the camera mod at
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>>165840947
links to those mods?
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>>165842382
>the same sexual dimorphisms apply
I'd argue that it's always enhanced with elves. They look so exotic. You can't look at a human woman the same way you look at an elven woman. They're a whole different beast.
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>>165837148
>landlocked brazil

DELET THIS
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Is athel loren the comfiest place in Warhammer?
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>>165837148
What the fuck is wrong with germans? We need to wipe the filth off this earth.
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>>165843361
Certainly not if you're a human.
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>>165843361

It's literally anti-comfy

1/3 of the spirits that live there wants to put elves in the oven, you can't even let your elf children out of your sight because a dryad might eat them.
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>>165843530
Speak for yourself. I'm a 5"8 white male who would gladly enjoy being dominated by subhumans.
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>>165843623
Why, do dryads not eat children in front of their parents or something? Their criminals sound very well mannered.
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>>165843778

If the parent is present they might decide to shoot an arrow at the dryad or otherwise take action to prevent it from being eaten.
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>>165841768
Nasty Skulkers aren't very good unless you come in from the flanks. They have paper morale, even for Greenskinz. The AI loves to box up as the dorfs, that is probably why they tend to do so well. That and dorfs are insultingly easy to play.
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>>165843850
Why aren't the kids armed? Do they live in a liberal dystopia?
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>>165842602
Y'know what, I'll spoonfeed you, just because it's nice to have /twg/ be about historical games this morning.
influential king
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=396946794&searchtext=
better stances
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=688038086
white huns expansion
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=594460838
improved unit info display
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=434425087&searchtext=
improved fertility fix
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=654296541&searchtext=improved+fertility+fix
rebalanced religions
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=590075846&searchtext=religion
plumbata revised (AKA precursor weapons no longer shit)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=522724322&searchtext=plumbata+revised
skills overhauled (borderline OP imo)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=662922852&searchtext=general+tree

There's loads upon loads of shit out there for Attila that isn't too arcadey or autistic, it's all about striking the balance that's right for you. Graphics mods are also a surprisingly great way to add flavor, but tend to learn too modern with designs. Shit, even some ok ones that add entire factions. Go find your own shit, you'll find stuff you like if you give it more than a half hour
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Just started my first WRE campaign using FotE + Europa Perdita.

Any tips on how not to get steamrolled?
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>>165843361
>walk two feet too far
>Elf or tree captures me
>fattens me up until I am plump then sacrifices me
>never even get to see an elf tit
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>>165843989
stick em with the pointy end
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>>165843989
Either ditch Britain + Hispania and focus solely on Italia/those little mediterranean islands and Africa, or cling to Britain and pay off the barbars around you + Hispania, and forsake most of mainlaind Europe. Kill any hordes you get a chance to, as soon as you can, because they'll only ever grow.

Only ever build the heavy and the medium unit buildings, the light is garbage for anything but rebel stacks. Crossbows are your friend en-masse, but worthless in groups of less than 4.

Whatever you do, do NOT let Africa go full oogabooga. That's the only thing that will keep you afloat until you can unfuck Italia
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>>165843989

Assassinate Honorius and make Stilicho the faction leader

Thats all
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>>165837570
I would like this as well.
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>>165843896
Nah they're fucking superb. They take almost no damage on frontal approach because they're invisible.
With a hero and or lord nearby they hold far enough and they do more than enough damage before they break.
And then they'll break early enough that they'll come back with decent strength and invisible again.

Even assuming they were only good on the flanks, that's still perfectly fine. The stunties can't protect their flanks at all so you can hold with other units and flank with skulkers if you really insist they're bad in a frontal assault.

Skulkers just fucking work man.
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>>165844495
>opponent brought guns vs greenskins

you fought a retard
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Stop playing as a christian faction.
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>>165844553
Yeah I know, I'm not bragging. Just an example of skulker performance against generic infantry. Infantry that their AP is wasted a bit against. They'd be even more cost effective against stunties.
They're definitively cost effective.

And yeah, poor bastard. Whoever tries to use the Helblaster is a fucking hero in my book.
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>>165844567
stop getting fucking in the ass by wolves you fucking furry
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>>165844495
Not that great in campaign. On very hard the AI gets tons on buffs that fuck your morale.

Also, I'm playing as Wuurzag in campaign and his building chain for Savage Orcs doesn't allow Skulkers to be built.
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>>165842368
You're all fur coat no knickers bitches
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>>165844871
Oh that's pretty shit to rely on Savage orcs.
And yeah VH makes the problem much harder of course.
When I do VH campaigns I set the battle difficulty down. But that is of course bugged right now.
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>>165844567

Stop posting memes
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>>165845023

No
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>>165843673
That's fine and all, so long as you don't mind receiving 30 arrows to the chest for trespassing.
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>>165845023
Did somebody ask for memes ?
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>Every Skarsnik v Dorf early game fight

I understand why the gave skarsnik absurd replenishment
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>>165844871
Even elite units suck on VH, greatswords lose to elf infantry.
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>>165836684
I tend to use them as a rear guard.
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>>165843983
thanks.
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>>165845175
Where is this from?
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>>165845318
The "select character" video for Leoncoeur, it was posted by CA during the "12 days of festag" event
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>>165845175

I AM THE BLOOD OF GILLES
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>>165845191
>tfw wiping out Dwarf infantry with Eternal Guard (Shields) and Glade Guard (Starfire Shafts)
Furnishing 3-5 full stacks in the late game with mid-game units and losing 3000 gold a turn doesn't matter when you have 100k in the bank. Why did they make Glade Guard so good? Does anyone even USE Waystalkers or the other Literally Who Welf missile infantry?
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>>165845625
SUMMON THE FEODAL DUKES
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>it is January
>/his/posting is running amok
>every second post is literally 'the best of my TW victories of 2003`
>tfw no one to provide my shield

Someday my prince will come, and the TW games for Windows 5 will finally know peace from this unwholesome fetishism!
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>>165845175
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON
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>>165845850
Maybe if battles took more than 2 minutes and a fart people would post more screenshots of their Warhammer campaigns. Or if they were interesting. It's much more fun to take the Iceni in a rampage through Europe than seeing minotaurs smash into infantry for the 467th time.

Can't wait to see bright lances going into goblins time and time again. Maybe someone will be really inventive and post some empire units fighting some elves.
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>>165845940
Wasn't one of the steam tags for NTW "Hon Hon La Baguette"?
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>>165845940
oui ?
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>>165845850

>he thinks Warhammer has better longevity than the historical titles
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>Turn 100+ as Chaos
>The Empire is still trying to beat back your stacks of Chosen, Chaos Knights, Shaggoths and Hellcannons with stacks of 10 Flagellants and 9 Free Company
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>>165845850
>it is January
>fantasyposteres finally realizing warhammer doesn't have much substance
>it's about a 1.5-1 ratio of historical to warhammer posts
>tfw this stale meme is finally losing momentum

Someday /twg/ will understand that GW ruins everything they touch, and the newfags TW:W brought will finally stop posting the same 4 fucking pictures!
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>>165846160

>He thinks it doesn't

I mean, obviously not as it stands today

But with both NotExpansions out and all 500+ dollars of DLC.
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Who's the sexiest faction leader and why is it best boy Charlemagne?
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>>165846336
100% pure sex
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Reminder
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>>165846339
Rome II legionnaires meet Warhammer rape trees

Also
>SMEGMATA
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>>165846264
>it is january
>fantasy posters only talk about welfs, gobbos stabbin and bout franz in the hopes that brittania won't be the exact same shit
>multiple Rome 2 and Atilla campaigns are posted daily featuring actual progress instead of Chaos Invasion, Welf Invasion
>historic posting still the best

Rejoice!, for a legion stands between you and filthy unwashed hordes.
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>>165846396
The lack of uniformity between the unit cards and the unit icons is really annoying me.
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>>165846339
Cowardly Romans in a forest. They just saw asterix or something.
>>165846396
Gay
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>>165846339
what anime is this
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>>165841319
>for I am
>Napoleon

I am hyped just because it's his VA
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>>165846264
>he still thinks Warhammer is a bad game
>Atilla
>Rome 2
>Empire
>Rome 1
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>>165846934
Do you think high elves will have deep anime voices?
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>tfw soon more custom battles to be added on the campaign map.

I love getting them.
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>>165846264

>Historyfags never do stale maymays

[Picture of Christopher Lee holding a sword]
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>>165847276

>soon more custom battles to be added on the campaign map

Eh?

Source?
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Take it easy /twg/
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>>165836906
I hate how the Barbarians have no "civilise" tech, so you can get stone walls and modernise the state. It makes no sense that your king still lives in a mud hut after conquering half of Europe.
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>>165847476
Well I assume there will at least be new custom battle maps coming with the Bretonnia dlc.
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It's been about an hour, I see no reason for the strawpoll to receive a new vote.

THE RIDE ENDS TODAY!

Why is he a big-ass skeleton?

Also, these guys are basically the tomb lords, like holy shit. An ancient kingdom that died off long ago, come back through magicks and is murdering. They even have chariots.
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Aksum cucked da world. Hataz did! He took an Aksum army to Britannia. There wuz NO ONE left to cuck, da wimmiz wuz his.

But Hataz is dead. His Empire is gone. And so we live in EVIL days. The bulls of Aksum have cucked each other instead of their proper enemies, those who ENVY the big Aksum cock.

Hataz must weep, if da dead weep. I would weep in his place, but I would also hope. Da world turns. What wuz may come again. Da fates still spin da web of men's lives. So now perhaps da gods wish Aksum to cuck again. Perhaps a new Hataz will become the bull, bring the BIG AKSUM COCK where there are LITTLE ROMAN BOYS. Recuck the world to a better place.

Perhaps.
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>>165845850
>>165846264
>>165846485
>not liking both
kek
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>>165847706
Also, the poll said 3 out of 4 people wanted something MORE autistic.

The guy who made this mod made trailers and cutscenes for this fucking mod.

Here is a playlist of about E V E R Y single one of those videos, not counting the work he does on his other mods. But those aren't /twg/ related, so I don't think it appropriate to show you guys.

Idunno about you guys, but this fucking mortar looks like it fits PERFECTLY with a Zelda-themed TW mod, don't you? Also, it fires nukes. Associated screenshot of nukes will be next.
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>>165848054
>tfw liking games.
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>>165848054
They do, they just pretend not to because pointless bickering is all they seek in life.
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>>165848168
I'm retarded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfhy7B8mSlM&list=PLgpG7aGzX-jde7QbpK0Xqx8Rt-ZIMpKhG
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>>165848168
>>165847706
Show the cool Darknuts
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>>165846160
It has better content.
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>>165848168
Here is the result of the Zelda mortar shooting.

>>165848374
I did last thread, senpai. They were the doggo race... But I will retrieve more screenshots of the doggo race if you want.
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>>165848490
Here is Edgelord McGee. The army comp is different because the game crashed the first time I tried retrieving screenshots.
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>>165848409
>tfw play time on Attila and TWW is exactly the same
>tfw waiting for Bretonnia
>tfw should probably try some autism mod for Attila
>tfw end up playing dark souls 3
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>>165848718
>being magicfag @dks3

It's like GC with Gelt as LL, pure suffering.
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>>165848882
You don't know the destructive power of the Heysel Pick.
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This Belegar campaign has been pretty interesting so far.
>Managed to corner Skarsnik early on, who got distracted by the Empire and his settlements undefended, as well as some assistance from the wood elves, got to Karak Eight Peaks by turn 51 and drew the garrison out by attacking a weakened army outside
>Wood Elves had their usual strong start and have had a gigantic hate boner for the Empire since turn 20 or so, declared war on literally every single Empire faction and keep repeatedly offering me money to fight them, but they ran out of steam after everyone piled on them and they lost almost everything outside of athel loren
>Greenskins had pushed the dwarfs back a bit but the greenskin tribes started infighting and it went downhill from there
>Skaeling and Varg were unusually active and razed almost everything north of Altdorf even before the main chaos wave came
>VC have taken the opportunity to take most of the southern part of the Empire, including Altdorf, and have pushed the Empire into Bretonnia, where Castle Artois is their only settlement left and is getting sieged by Vladdy
>Warriors of Chaos have only just arrived and are busy fucking up undefended sylvania and are going for a couple of mid to low tier stacks that Estalia have put up in Averheim
Maybe I'll just let Warriors of Chaos and VC kill each other for a bit before getting rid of them all.
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Regiments of Renown and subfactions have been the best addition so far. So much variety and campaign differences.
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>>165849146
The spider queen was pretty fucking neat.
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>>165849146
Subfactions are desperately needed and their different effects are pretty well done so far.
RoR are disappointing overall desu.
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>>165848690
So, Twilight faction. This goofy-looking bug beetle thing is an elephant. According to the lore, it's Zant's pet. That's how they got a normally untamable creature to be a war elephant.
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>>165848959
School me senpai, do you use it to mace your foes ? Which build are you using ? I never got into magic at ds3 just Pyromancies.
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>>165849146
Regiments of renown need to be balanced a bit better so that they're just alternatives rather than always being better in every scenario to the units they replace, like the Grumbling Guard having a ludicrously strong ability.
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>>165849331
Fuck's wrong with her legs? Idunno, looks like she doesn't care because she just glides around the battlefield.

>>165848718
Have a M O D E R N build.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnf490tiyrQ
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>>165849514
I'm okay with them being better because you can only have the one.
I wish they were harder to recruit rather than mercs. Would cut back on the AI spamming them a ton as well.
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>>165848286
>tfw regardless of what /twg/'s flavor of the month is there is ample triggering opportunity

life's pretty good, fampai
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>>165849514
Which playable faction doesn't have RoR? Welfs, Beastmen, and Chaos right now, right?
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Help; send it
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>>165846160
why don't you check the yearly top sellers steam released, ya git
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>>165849074
JUST IN TIME FOR CHAOS
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Lads, are there any good mods for charlememe?
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>>165849375
It has hyper armor and the staff buff gives it even more magic damage in melee. You can also use great soul arrow and great farron dart which gives the heysel pick an built in crossbow, which is really good. Also r1 combos into a soul greatsword.
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>>165850246
Make sure to have beard protection.
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>>165850268
Try that Age of Vikings mod or whatever. It's neat.
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Who is the most fun Legendary Lord to play and why is it Kholek?
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>>165850058
I'll say right out of the gate that I'm a historifag, but why the fuck are you using that as any kind of metric for quality?

As a normie who's never heard of Warhammer OR Total War, which would you pick?
A game about a whole bunch of shit you never knew happened, where there's two Roman Empires when you thought there was one and you don't know what the fuck is going on and it's all boring caveman shit to you

Or the game about big scary monsters fighting guys with old-timey guns and elves and knights and cannons and there's Gimli and Aragon and those things Sauron controlled in The Lord of the Rings all duking it out?

Check the average time played for Warhammer. It's a normie-magnet. The Micheal Bay flick of the Total War games.
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>>165850503

Kholek old and busted

Durthu is the new hotness
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>>165849568
One anon, many threads ago, stated that the creator had a huge hateboner for Skyward Sword.

So what the fuck is this, then?

>>165850246
Google image search: Mannfred sweating at incredible hihg speed
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>Complete crusade in ME2
>Retinue expands
>Retinue expands
>Retinue expands
>Retinue expands
>Retinue expands
>Trait gained
>Trait gained
>Relations improved

This game is fucking based
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>>165850268

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=598621992

Best reskin mod for charlesmeme
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>>165850549
It's an indicative of longevity.

If it's making boatloads of cash, which it is, then it's profitable to invest more into it, which they are doing.
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>>165850656
Last coverable faction that is playable.

They are the River Water Elves, and are unhygenic inbred water elves.

If you wanna ask how inbred, the next picture will give you a good estimate.
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>>165846336
Because reunites with carloman in 10 turns
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>>165841319
Wish they did his battle helm instead of king's crown.
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>>165851046
Still rapeable
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>>165851046

I COULD EAT THAT OCTOROK
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>>165850587
But Kholek is so fast.
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>>165851046
Inbred to the point of some of them shooting fucking fireballs out of their eyes. Jesus christ.
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>be treeman
>powers that be select me to be the lord of an army
>fight back the Brettonian hordes, kill Dawi scum, reclaiming Athel Loren
>ready to be promoted to an office
>"Treemen can't hold position on the Elven council!"
why even g R O W
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>>165851334

You know what's fast?

Your mom on the hunt for Alabama Blacksnake
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>>165851426
Jokes on you, anon, my mom is dead.
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>>165851298
The horrors of war depicted in Hyrule: Total War.
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Does Windowed Mode run the game better?
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>>165826484
It's easier to name shitty ones really. Like Legend, who resumed putting out episodes from his pre-release build campaign for some reason.
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noob here, is this possible?

I've tried twice and failed. Others armies are total of 28 units, mostly blackorcs and biguns and some gobbos. There's quite a few archers but NO cavalry or artillery. Difficulty is Hard

I also have a good position advantage in the underground so can't get flanked and I'm at the top of the huge hill.

I'm trying to improve my battling by repeating this battle.. so far 2 x close defeats.. I think I need to single out the enemy lords more with my lord/thanes to reduce enemy morale? I managed to hold out for ages but other than my artillery and lords my other units dont kill much.
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>>165850916
http://steamcharts.com/cmp/364360,325610,214950#All
It's making boatloads of cash because of novelty appeal. It's decaying to regular total war player levels pretty damn fast, with higher jumps when they add dlc because the races are more diverse

Though I've gotta say, I gotta rescind one of my points. I don't think the normies give too much of a fuck. It's experiencing what is just above Rome 2's popularity. I think it might actually sink lower than Attila
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>>165851528
And here's what happens when a unit routs.

If senpai still wants, i'll go retrieve screenshots of the doggo race.

I also had an idea of /twg/ plays HTW where you fuckers command me to play an autistic mod how you want to do so. Since we can rename settlements, I can expect many memes for that. Maybe i've caught the autism.

I'll leave it up to a strawpoll.
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>>165852375
>I think it might actually sink lower than Attila
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>>165852343
I find that sniping the lords down REALLY helps rout the enemy faster. If you're holding the line well enough but just can't push through to the end, try aiming your Quarrelers at the lords and the artillery at the infantry. Once everyone routs the battle is over, that's all you need to get to.
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>>165852375
You are the biggest fucking moron on the board. Good job.

Go back to humping your copy of Medieval 2 faggot.
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>Turin
>video thumbnails are 9gag tier
>actual content is probably the best of any TW channel
why?
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>>165852984
link?
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>>165852375
>singleplayer game in a niche genre doesn't have the longevity to attract "normies"

Normies are playing overwatch or CS:GO or LoL/DoTA.
Normies don't even fucking play total war games for the most part. Hell the major reason why TW:WH gained such a boost was because it was the first major fantasy RTS since warcraft 3.
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>>165852551
>>165852836
out of it thanks to cold meds, but that was extra retarded
meant to say sink lower than Rome 2. Look at late october-november leading to the welf update. It seems to be more dependent on dlc, whereas Rome 2 has a more autistic, solid playerbase

if CA makes good on their trilogy shit and manages to merge all the campaign maps, (lol) then I'll officially stop humping my copy of medieval 2
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>>165848718
What autism mods are there for Attila? Anything like DeI?
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Is the tier four settlements mod absolute trash in regards to balancing or what
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>>165853713
>He admits he humps med2.

O' I am laffin

stereotypes exist for a reason
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>tfw you bring back the WRE to its true roots
>Hear your men scream "IN SERVICE OF MARS" for the first time in centuries

Any other faction (except ERE ofc) has anything similar? Can you convert your horde of angry germanics into Graeco-Roman paganists and have beared axe-wielding men screaming praises to Athena?
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>>165853374
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNDJiDFJWaiKktyUBmVzGYA/videos
is his channel, check out #180 for a good example. And an actual use for trolls.

He's calm and explains the details of his thinking while not being as shit as Heir and without the lorespouting of Milk or the pure unadulterated childish autism of Legend.

>>165853713
Possible in the short term but I find this observation the most telling.
The difference between before and after Welves.
A lot of people like a lot of different WH races, and the DLC has more longevity in WH than it would have in the other titles, so the average after the release burst is over will probably creep higher.
IMO at least.

We're due a fairly popular free faction which will hold it further aloft, and wrapping it up as a complete set should attract even more.(most of my m8s are holding out for it, for whichever reason). And the expansion should be a colossal load to blow as well, Elves and Reddit Rats are absurdly popular.
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>>165853995
It seems to help the AI with making interesting armies. Especially with the AI recruitment mods.
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>>165854185
Forgot pic
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>>165854185
Athena is kinda in the dirt by then. Referencing Mars is pretty antiquated as well, though he was more relevant than Minerva for sure.

Roman religious thought changed substantially between the classical and migration periods.
Gods have congealed together in weird ways, you have an Isis lead conglomeration of mother god myths, incorporating Juno and others. And you also have the flavour of the Emperor, as each in turn tries to leave his religious mark on the Empire. Some proposing that they themselves are divine, or combining Helios, Imperial and Military triumph together for Sol Invictus.
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>>165854185
Does that actually happen? I was a little disappointed my guys apparently never go back to the glory days of wearing proper uniforms and you always have smelly barbars in your ranks.
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>>165853893
FotE is made by most of the same autists, but about half are enamored with Warhammer right now. It's about half-baked and that team takes fucking forever to do anything anyway, with DEI being the best example. You can play it and it's fine, just boring and has shit rosters

better off looking for mod collections on steam made by autists, for autists. Usually turns out pretty k, but has a tendency to default to 'MUH ROMA INVICTA' shit
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>>165853713
Rome 2 has a much more developed modding scene you retard, and the game has stopped being supported which means that it is relatively stable in it's user numbers.
Total war WH is still in it's early stages, since it's going to be a part of the a trilogy, and has no major mod groups working on it yet.

And yes, you are grasping at straws while you hump that medieval 2 copy.
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>>165854585
>it has shit rosters
>history is shit why don't my units have giant gargling penises as weapons.
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>>165854525
The uniform changes are cool I feel. They fit the changing of the times and going back to the legion dress would be a bit out of place. And having barbars in your ranks is fine. The greatest legacy of Pax Romana was properly integrating other cultures and making damn well sure nobody will ever forget Rome no matter what happens.

I think some factions do have differing dialogue depending on your factional faith but I don't know how much CA bothered to implement it.
I THINK I recall my Roman-Pagan Ostrogoths still praying to Christ on the battlefield. But I can't be entirely sure. But then they're basically identical to the Visigoths and those start as Germanic Pagans. So I guess the Romans have Christianity and Hellenistic paganism, the Goths have Germanic and Christian and so on. Celts probably have Celtic and Christian.
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>>165854525
Yeah. If either ERE or WRE converts back to Graeco-Roman paganism not only don't you lose tech when researching the civil tree but your men will replace all mentions of "God" and "The Lord" by the classic gods.


So far I've heard "Zeus give us strength", "In the service of Mars". "Athena's wisdow guide us!" and "For the Gods!"
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>>165853713
Total War Warhammer is a fucking money cow. Its like in the top ten for steams highest grossing games of 2016, has a massive community of players daily, and is the best selling Total War game ever.

Every DLC just adds on to its money making power.

Its by far the most popular Total War game to date, and for good reason.
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>>165854810
Look lad, you don't need to be a fantasyfag to see that Attila's time period just plain doesn't offer a whole hell of a lot of variation. Everyone's strategy in Europe mainly evolved into medium-heavy infantry with axes/swords and some kind of throwing precursor weapon, with heavy cav on occasion. It's fine if you like Rome and Sassynids and the Huns, but it gimps the fuck out of the meme units that the desert faggots gets, what few they even keep. Add on top that the AI spams spear-only armies even more frequently than vanilla, and it's just not all that fucking interesting

Maybe it'll be better when the DEI faggots come back to it, but as it stands it doesn't add much roster-wise, and in fact takes a fair bit away
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>>165840607
>battles being about armor, combined arms and morale.

This is bad?
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Lads why does the Age of Charlemagne tech tree not have any bonuses except for a few of them allowing new buildings?

Some of the dead end techs offer nothing.. no point in even researching them
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>>165855301
Depends on whether you're a DEIfag or an anti-DEIfag m8. Personally, I kinda like it, but then I only play factions with decent cav for muh hammer and anvil.
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>>165855337

Check yer mods
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I enjoy total war.
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>>165855585
kys
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>>165855585
Not in my house you don't
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>>165854517
Also wasnt Mirthasm really popular among military elite and legions?
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>>165855798
That's another example yeah.
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>>165855585
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>>165855585
Leave.
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>>165855919
I AM TREEEESHMAN.
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>>165855585
>>/gsg/
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>>165855585
>enjoy

Pffft... I LOVE total war.
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>>165855585
GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEE
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>>165855585
>>165855726
>>165855919
>>165855980
>>165856079
>>165856123
>>165856178
ebic, simblry eric
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>>165855172
DeI modders are sticking to DEI.
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>>165854517
When you convert to Graeco-Pagan they mention most of the Old Gods.


Already heard Mars, Jupiter, Minerva and Mercury being namedropped by my troops.

Haven't fought a naval battle yet so I'm still to see if Nepture is worthy of rememberance
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>>165854269
>without the lorespouting of Milk
I actually kinda like that. Though I also love Turin.
They're both good IMO
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>>165856445
Ah fair enough then.

>>165856493
I appreciate that he knows it and I acknowledge him as grade A for the audience that enjoys that facet. I'm just not particularly looking for it myself.
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I am wood
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>>165856715
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>>165856715
Fuck off Tree Hitler.
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Vamp Counts have by far the best campaign.
You cannot argue this.
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>>165856715
you OK reatard?
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>>165856715
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>>165857112
>implying playing Empire and getting fucked on 3 sides isn't the best way to conduct a campaign
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>>165856302
Source?
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>>165856715
I wonder when we'll get jojo references in Total War
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Archwarhammer is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P2gCPClACI
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>tfw equites
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>>165857112
I require facts before I accept your statement. .
Enlighten me as to why you are right.
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Bretonnia when?

How many days has it been since the Americans Election of Trump?
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>>165857432
There are anime references in Attila/Age of Charlemagne. I remember a Gurren Lagann one
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>>165857432
I swear to god when those born in 2000 get old enough were gonna be swamped with jojo references in the future. They will be 17 this year so expect to see this shit in next 3 years.
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>>165857580
The US election process never ends. The games must go on as they say.
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>>165857681
2000's read/watch jjba?

>>165857674
really?
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>>165857858
>really?

Yeah. The "believe in me who believes in you" one.
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>>165857403
Something newgrounds and kill la kill.
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>>165857858
Bruh, loads of teenagers are into now. Expect this shit to take off when they start influencing media like television,video games etc.
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>>165857112
If the corruption mechanic was smoother and you could actually engage in some diplomacy(though I play on VH which is probably the issue) they would be pretty damn good.
They are pretty damn good. Probably second after Empire
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>here is my last campaign with russian

>I had only one castle (( Riga ))>>sieged by mongols whom take all russian lands

>you may win this battle

>but not the war with mongols

Sounds like a challenge, huh?
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>>165857112
How so, what exactly is so unique about them other than suffering attrition on unshitted lands.
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>>165858324
Vanilla M2?

Mongols/Timurids aren't really a challenge, they're a horrible grind.
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Is there a mod like this but just for Empire/Orcs? I don't want Dwarfs capturing everywhere.
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>>165827179
It's fun, if you can stomach the alternate story stuff and the "greek" units, having a bunch of small factions instead of all the huge empires make the campaign more unpredictable.
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>>165858241
JoJo memes are old as 4chan itself and historically it influenced early japanese fighting games.
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>>165858719
Sure there are old memes for jojo, but the memes in reference to jojo are multiplying. New memes are being born.
Go on to youtube and type in "jojoke". Some of that shit is pretty cringy, you can tell teenagers made it.

I doubt it will be mainstream, but I think it's exploded in gaming and anime circles. Hell the phrase "is this a jojo reference" serves to highlight how annoying jojo memes are nowadays.
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Is it just me or is it kinda ridiculous how powerful ranged units are? a crossbow man can slaughter a spearman before they even get into melee, you HAVE to use cav or your own ranged troops. Should I stop playing on massive battle size?
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>>165859351
>Crossbows op
>please nerf
>pope please ban
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You know, as much as I hate the Chaos campaign, there's something fun about just how ridiculously strong Chaos units are when you don't factor in cost effectiveness.
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>>165857112

>strongest lords
>easiest camp spot in existence
>army is absolutely broken against AI

Yeah, no.

Empire is the best.

>Fight brets, orcs, empire, beastmen and norse as you please
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>>165859351
This please Milan.
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>>165858454
>horrible grind
If speaking not of abuse of ai's weakness in assault on cities and face their stacks in the field its kinda fun
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>>165859572
The Chaos army is really fun to play as, it's just the campaign letting it down.
Love muh chosen
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>>165859793
How is the army broken against the AI, they have no ranged and no artillery which is the best thing against a stupid AI.
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>>165859928
Yeah that can be okay, depends if your roster can handle them well enough.
Speaking more about the absolutely obscene stack spam more than anything.
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>Be VC
>At war with Kislev and the Empire.
>Marching on Kislev, send my tar pit army ahead.
>Kislev attacks it, I fight it out to kill their ranged units.
>2 skellies walk away and a battle marker is formed.
>Tar pit army comes back even stronger next turn.
>Siege Kislev.
>Force enough casualties to get an even larger battle marker right next to the first one.
I'm feeling good about beating down Chaos stacks right about now.
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>>165859979

Yeah, I just fought a full stack of dwarves plus their garrison at turn 15 with one stack of Chaos troops. Lost maybe 400 men in total, killing 1000+ dwarves.

No other army could pull off as win in those circumstances like Chaos could, at least not in the early game.
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NO PEACE

JUST WAR
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>>165860372
BE AT PEACE

FOR THAT IS ALL I EVER WANT
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Why are chosen so op in the campaign? CA should nerf them.
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>>165860203

>artillery in Warhammer

It's barely cost efficient, since the AI just rushes at you when you have it.

And the army is broken against the AI because Crypt Horrors combined with literally any unit create an unkillable blob unless focused, which the AI never does properly. You have easy access to IoN, while most enemies won't even have magic.

Once you get them, Mortis Carts turn every battle into a joke, since you can just park them in the middle of a blob and watch the enemies health crumble.
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>>165860541
They were chosen to be OP.
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>>165826484
Literally only officiallydevin
His NLP's are mostly enjoyable and he is fully aware how shit most TW youtubers are
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>>165831448
>empire building

Which wasn't the point of the total war series in the first place
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>>165860237
>absolutely obscene stack spam more than anything.
Mercs
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>>165860853
>Actually watching TW SP
How can you even watch other people play SP unless the game is something you are completely incapable of comprehending yourself?
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>>165830482
All campaigns are fun, some more than others

Dwarfs are probably the best campaign if you want to build an empire and not have it feel retarded like when playing as the Wood Elves and taking over everything
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Playing as the ERE in Attila, what are the first things I should do?
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>>165861024
mercs can only go so far.
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>>165861078
Not him, but I own a toaster laptop. I play medieval 2 exclusivity out of necessity, not choice. So SP Lps let me experience the newer total wars on a subpar level. At least I get a taste.
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>>165861251
give up
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>>165861312
I can see where the call of warhammer devs got their inspiration from
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>>165830967
Shogun 2 has very limited army rosters and samey-factions
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>>165861312
>empire of trebizond
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>>165860567
>since the AI just rushes at you

Good, so you can just setup a line and walk around them, you WANT the AI to come towards you.

It's also incredible during sieges, sieges with the VC are fucking awful.

And what is IoN?
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>>165861312
>You know how many hordes there were in Rome total war:Barbarian invasion
>Yeah
>well I was thinking we take the total amount of all hordes in Rome BI, then quadruple it in med 2.
>BRILLIANT
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Okay, so Darren said on his stream that this comment is supposed to be a cryptic hint to something that's coming up.

I don't get it.

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/5nn8jh/hey_darrel/
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>>165861312
don't think these armies are full-complected, and its not as hard as it seems to hire equal army
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>>165861737
There are 10 stacks generated themselves, all of these are recruited by mongols manually
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>>165831161
LOl you history fags are always showing how stupid you are.
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>harpies clip through the ground and literally have no attack animations

its like a fan made unit
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>>165861742
Total War: Dogs iOS exclusive
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>>165862173
>she will never wrestle you down then tie you up and peg and whip you until you beg for mercy

why live?
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>>165861078
Put a 30 minute long video in background of something i vaguely enjoy.
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>>165862151
>10 stack generation per turn

Were CA drinking white spirit?
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Hahaha

Classic Gelt

Please tell me it doesn't count units killed by his spells
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>>165862623
it counts.
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>>165862173
A-team making Warhammer 2
B-team making DLC
Interns paid in dog food and slaps to the face making FLC and extra content for existing DLC
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>>165862623
Depends if you run mods or not, some units' spells count and others doesn't. For example I'm using SFO and gelt can take out quite a lot of troops with his spells but they never give him any kill credit.
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>>165858612
fuck off you shitter
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>>165861640

Sieges are the only time where most artillery is useful.

I do like mortars though.

IoN is is Invocation of Nehek, a spell that until healing was nerfed, ensured that you ended most battles with 0 casualties. Even now, combined with Raise Dead, you're pretty likely to be healthy in every fight.
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>>165862606
10 stacks are generated once, I meant these armies have been recruited in cities
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>>165861975
They are almost all full. It's hard to see with those colours and at that resolution but they are.

They also have fairly small amount of the map for the horde and will get bigger from that stage.
And if they were the Timurids each stack would probably have four or five elephant artillery.
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>>165863152
Stuntie cannons obliterate large units.
Doom Divers and Hellcannons obliterate infantry.
Helblasters can do okay against armor in a really ideal scenario.
Everything else is pretty worthless beyond the fact that you force the enemy to attack, which is a massive advantage still.
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>>165862623
IIRC his bombardment doesn't count, but gehenna's hounds does
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>>165861251
Meme hordes in the throat and buff the fuck out of eastern provinces so that camelfuckers have a hard time taking it. Don't fucking lose Egypt if you like eating
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>>165864054
>>165863152
a single unit of artillery is a massive multiplier of force in any army so long as it can shoot over your units and your'e not dumb as fuck and leave it undefended

it forces the AI to send units after it, letting your missles to wipe their cav for free basically
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>>165864054
My biggest killers are always organ and rocket battery playing as dawi and empire, racking those 200+ pretty easily.
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>>165864531
>it forces the AI to send units after it
I've never liked this, it makes FotS completely trivial if you have enough artillery.
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>>165841517
>not using nasty skulkers
pathetic
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>>165861742
>I'm tapped out

Total War: Submission Wrestling confirmed.
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>>165863658
Defeated same-size armies yet, though it was stainless steel and got half of map captured
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>>165864883
I was the guy who he was arguing against and it came down to him playing savage orcs and not having access to skulkers.
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>>165852343
its possible. create a shield wall that spans the entire underway and destroy them with superior firepower using rangers to flank when advantageous. Even if you lose belegar dive those enemy heroes hard and wipe em out, taking special notice of magic casters. Baby that runepriest and spam his abilities. deploy all the way in the back and pick em off one by one. If you need manually aim your grudge throwers for damage boost.
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Why the fuck are Hellcannons so fucking OP. They fucking should be nerfed like all hell. Pisses me off.
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>>165865668
I actually managed to do it a few hours ago - went well after I took down the enemy lords. Luckily greenskins have bad leadership.
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>>165862173
Irl Zarya?
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>>165861742
They're expanding the map.

TOMB KINGS CONFIRMED
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>>165865759
>git gud
that manual fire is so fun...
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>>165866627
>projectile flying through the air
>it gains height
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>>165866627
oh I'll make you manualy handle my canon allright
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>>165861251
instantly declare war on the sassies and wipe them out, within the first 20-30 turns the fertile crescent should be turned into ash
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>>165861742
inb4 they snuck something in on the campaign map in the last patch. Something like the Skavenblight model.
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>>165866897
It's already on the campaign map
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>>165865759
Yeah they are strong as shit

Kinda scary actually
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>>165867087
I know. I meant something "hidden" like that.
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>>165865759

>Nerfing Chaos

No?

The Chaos invasion is impotent and nonthreatening enough as it is.
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>>165867187
Right, my bad.

I don't know what they could add though, exept for skaven all the old world races are there. Tomb kings would need a southern extension and the ogres are too far east
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RoR are neat and all but I wish we could upgrade our units other than some shitty research giving 10% weapon strength.

Imagine you could actually equip some archers with armor piercing, like those goblin renown shitters.
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What overhaul mod do you guys recommend for Rome II? Looking for something to increase the difficulty and add a little spice to the campaign.
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>>165867830
Attila
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>>165867454
It might be possible to mod the banner system to do something like this.
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Finally got a rig that can handle Atilla.

Playing with Fall of the Eagles and WRE is fucking impossible. 15 turns in, I had a decent foot hold on Europe with several tribute states and solid borders. Then half of my General revolted and all the tributaries declared war on me.

FUCK MY LATIN ASS UP
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>>165867935
Isn't additional equipment a big thing in the TT? Or is that only for lords?
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Kind of sucks knowing he's never going to be in-game.
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>>165867998
Don't give in.
Keep fighting.
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It's kind of sad how these threads fucking die when CA isn't pumping your boipussies with hot DLC news.

Truly this is the darkest timeline.
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>>165868667

I'm still waiting for Total War: Victoria. If that happens, I'll keep these threads alive on my own.
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>>165868667
Its kinda hilarious that the same people whining about DLC still buy it and want more and more.
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>>165868893
To be quite honest... I am a big fan of DLC.
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>>165868221
>Mad cunt of Averland
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>>165869125
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>The AI will literally just stand there and let you shoot their army to pieces because it doesn't understand that manual fire Hellcannons can shoot further than the normal maximum range

Fucking hell CA
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>>165869049
>>165868893
Same, the only ones I have real issue with are the mini campaigns because they are shit .
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How do I imrpove the loyalty of my generals without having to secure it every turn?
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>>165869701

Why are you securing it every turn
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>>165869391
Oh so it's not taking fire that makes them move it's if they're in the range of a unit.

Wow thats shit.
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How do I take Templehof by turn 2 again? This is on very hard.
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>>165826038
dont tip the boat over!
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>>165869391
>WAOW
>this feature im abusing makes the game easier
>WAOW
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>>165870258

You need to make sure that some remnants of the army you fight on turn 1 is "routed"

If they are they'll run over to Templehof and you can pursue them and attack them, causing the entire templehof garrison and the army that's hiding in there to come out to fight you.

Then next turn you just attack Templehof and autoresolve since they won't have a Garrison.
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>>165867998
>play WRE
>play with a mod
>It's hard

Anon, when you swallow large rusty nails, what did you expect?
Keep going though. Make WRE great again.
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>>165870416

>"It's not the developer's fault that the AI is blatantly broken"
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>>165870416
Come on this is CA, their ai is extremely dumb.
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Can anyone think of notable Chaos RoR?

The only one's that spring to mind are the Swords of Chaos, Archaon's personal knights who worship him directly.
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Aspiring Champions are so awesome. By far my favorite Chaos unit.
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Canto the Unsworn legendary lord when?
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Do Brettonia peasants even get any training? I mean state troops aren't a militia right? They have standards of training for each count and all that?
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>>165871154

Who?
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>>165871240
Super retard strength.
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>>165870924

There's the crew of the Seafang, the flying longship of Wulfrik the Wanderer. They could be a Marauder RoR, though it would be a bit gay without Wulfrik himself in there.
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>>165871240

If it's anything like medieval England peasants are mandated by law to own their own weapon and train with it.
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>>165871240
>>165871510
They are also super-inbred. Like, they have extra fingers, and are kept stupid by law (not that their genes are any help).
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>>165871583
>super-inbred

When will this meme end?
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>>165871240
Men at arms are professional soldiers, but they don't make much and their training is poor. And based on specific regions. The best of the men at arms become mounted yeomen and mounted yeomen are very professional. they are the light cavalry, but they also handle all the dirty work.

the peasant bowmen and grail pilgrims are both levied soliders however so peasants who work the fields learn how to shoot a bow and keep a longbow as an heirloom in the family just in case.

Grail pilgrims are just peasants following signs of divinity. they probably volunteer if there's a grail knight present or levied if there isn't one present.
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>>165871312

Chaos Lord who was around during Magnus the Pious time. They were originally friends, but Canto signed on with a Chaos cult and got orders from the gods to kill Magnus. He decided not to and fled into the Wastes, where he basically hid from the god's attentions, acting as mercenary and warlord.

He's pretty unique in that he really just wants a comfortable life. He's too damned to seek redemption, but too human to seek daemonhood and all he really wants is a villa and lots of wine to drink.

He ends up signing on with Archaon, but eventually tries to kill him. Archaon wrecks him, but is actually pretty sad about it, because he genuinely liked Canto and there was a part of him that had hoped Canto actually would kill him.
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>>165871240

>Do Brettonia peasants even get any training?

Yes.

Men at Arms aren't just peasants who pick up a pitchfork and go to war (Though that is also a thing in Bretonnia), they are a properly regimented and mostly trained army.

They are paid soldiers, though they are so poorly paid that most never even manage to pay back the debt they owe their lords for the arms and armor they are provided with when they enter service
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>>165871240
Where are your fucking spear units? Do you WANT to get your boipucci smashed by cavalry?
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>>165871639
Sorry, I have the tendency to write like a teenage girl from time to time.
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>>165871780

Early game, Brettonia only has light cavalry and maybe a knight unit.

You only need one or two spear units. Which he doesn't have, but can probably live without in that fight as they have 0 (zero) knights.
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>>165871780
I made a horrible mistake at the requisitions office when I decided to invade Bret lands.
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>>165871240
>Local Knight is summoned to war
>Goes to the village
>"Attention my loyal stinking fucking rabble, were off to war in ze name of the lady"
>"Zee the quater master to get your equipment".
>Knight mumbling to himself "Lady, I hate zees fucking peasants"
>Peasants ecstatically praise the lady while being whipped into the keep to get their equipment
>Glaive, Large Shield, uniform, and helmet are thrust onto the peasants outstretched arms.
>they sign a form they cannot read, it is read to them that while they get a wage, these wages will pay for their equipment. When their equipment is paid for they rest of wage will go to the lord. The peasants are satisfied with this.
>Their literally just fodder for the knights to throw at the enemy.

No they don't get any training, you wouldn't give training to your fodder?
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>>165871476

Wulfrik as a RoR Exalted Hero would be cool as fuck. Make him the ultimate character killer.
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>>165872131
Sounds fucking horrible. Fuck that I am going North to the Empire.
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Who's waiting for Chaos Divided?

>Nurgle Plaguekings
>15k HP
>Regen
>Physical Damage resistance
>Immune to Psychology
>120 armor
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>>165872394

You'll stick out like a sore thumb in Reikland. Try Averland.
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>>165871762
I got rid of my codex a while back. But they have WS 2!. That's meaningless to none table top players but what that means is they're untrained garbage. They're just shitty troops to help support the knights.

They must get basic training on forming into lines and shit. That's probably about it. Also they get a wage, which is used to pay for their equipment. If that's damaged or lost then their family has to pay up.

Peasant militia duty in a bret armies
>Be human shields
>Dig latrines
>Support the knights
>Archer peasants cover the knights charges etc/do the usual archer shit.

That's it.

Bretonnia is just meant to be a massive parody of the feudal system and Arthurian myths anyway.
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>>165872419
GoreWaifu when?
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>>165872131
God I really hate the Bretonnians.
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>>165872602
To make my Weapon skill(WS) point clearer.

It ranges from 1-10, 10 being a god of melee combat and 1 being fucking awful. This controls chances to hit against other units, as well defending from enemy melee attacks.

2 is obviously fucking terrible. That's what the bret peasants get.
Empire is objectively the better faction and society in comparison.
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>>165870924
How about Chaos god related units?

Khornes hounds
Chosen halberds (Nugle)
Chosen GW (Khorne)
Knights with lances (Slanesh) Fast cav


Shit like that?
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>>165872892
whats are empire spearmen, swordsmen, halberdier, and gs ws?
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G O B L I N S
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>>165873076
3 for the first 3 and 4 for GW's
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>>165871725
So a pissant who wants nothing to do with Chaos, gets wrecked by an existing lord and has no forces to speak of.

Why? Do you want him to be the anti-Chaos force? Pledge his life to Malal or some shit like that?
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>>165873181
Goblins...
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So why do the VC get any trade good buildings, nobody wants to deal with you?
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>>165873076
Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure it's 3 which means their trained. Like 3 in GW terms means basic training. It might be 4 or 5 for the better more or more elite stuff though.
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>>165872419
Isn't that a mod? The dude who did it recently added the forces of Malal.
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>>165872602
>>165872892

While 2 is usually a sign of poor training/conscription, the human average for mooks is still 3, and the granularity of the system is fucked up because the higher ranges don't get used that often, and WS 2 has no problem hitting stuff unless the defender has WS 5 or more so the difference between blocks of infantry is pretty negiligible.
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>>165855585
faggot
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>>165873265
What's that? Sauce?
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>>165873242

Nah, I just thought it'd be cool to have a Chaos Lord who isn't all I AM THE CHOSEN OF THE GODS MUWHAHAHAH.

In lore, Archaon kind of fulfills that role as he despises the gods and only wants to destroy the world to deny them any more chances to torment it, but good luck picking up on that in-game.
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>still no good guys in the game

Where is the Tau like faction?
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Is the mortar just flat out shit, or am i using it wrong.

No matter what infantry i aim at it never gets many kills or even does much damage.

All the other Empire artillery is really useful, canons wrek cav, Hellstorm destroys massive amounts of low armor infantry, and volley gun ruins high armor targets. But the mortar does fuck all.
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>>165873286

>nobody wants to deal with you

Go south/east and kill orcs. Everyone will love you.

>>165873452

Goblin Slayer. It's a manga about a guy who likes killing goblins and wears armor all the time.
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>>165873458
Good bait mate.
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>>165873458
Anime out.
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>>165873458
Prolly looking for Lizards, everyone else has a shade of grey to them albeit some more than others. Saved the whole world, and pretty much a good-Skaven "political" system.
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I was just reading about Bretonnia, and what the fuck the Lady of the Lake is an Elven Goddess?


AHAHAHAHAH you fancy lilies worship a damned elf!
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>>165873286
>sack their towns and beat them into submission
>force them to trade in the peace deal
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>>165873575

The mortar is great for prolonged fights, as it has a short immediate range and can fire over your troops heads.

I love using it when purifying Norsica/Sylvania, as a front line of Red Buffed Halberdiers can hold for years, allowing your mortal to annihilate the massed marauder/undead.
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>>165873642
What about Tomb Kings? Do humies live in their lands?

I guess Dwarfs are the closest to what I like. Good tech, high moral, good aesthetic.

They lose a ton of points for all being 5'11 though, fuck.
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>>165873697

Yeah, the Bret's have been cucks for centuries. One of the only good parts of the End Times was them getting their own back, and literally every dead Grail Knight being damned for all eternity.
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>>165873726
It's like you're a school bully.
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>>165873027
Your Grail knights, which are your best knights have a worse statline than chaos chosen cavalry. In the name of the lady, go feast on your peasants dung.

The most advance piece of technology you have is fucking trebuchets. Get it fucking together. This is the age of canons. Even OGRES HAVE CANONS.
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So is Warhammer cracked or not?
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>>165873741
Tomb Kings are conquerors, they don't give a fuck about anything besides how big their dick is, and cheating death.

In the books they and the Ogres are the only dead neutral factions. Except for Nagash but they fought against him but out of self-preservation rather than vanquishing evil.
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>>165873458
Lizards are pretty much pure good. Just more of a neutral good rather than a lawful good if you want to go off terrible moral systems.
High Elves are pretty much completely good.

Bretonnia is far less corrupt than the Empire and do little wrong, if for the whims of an Elvish goddess and without due care for 90% of their own population.

Settra of the KANGZ is good to his subjects most of the time. Though they're all long dead.
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>>165873873
Explain.
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>>165872131
That literally isn't it at all.

Every summer there's a recruitment drive and any peasants that can't afford to feed their many kids usually send some off to the local lord who'll at least feed and shelter them even though they won't earn much money.

And then they act as the castles garrison and do anything that a knight would find bothersome or un-knightly to do.

peasant bowmen are however levied. but knights don't expect peasants to ever stick around in a battle.

Lastly in the warmaster game bretonnia did have access to mass levied peasant rabble.
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>>165873909

Chaos Knights are all semi-immortals who've lived and fought in the name of the gods for decades/centuries.

And the Brett's use trebuchets because they consider guns cheating. They're dumb fucks.
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>>165873730
Didnt know they could fire that close, maybe i will give them another go.
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>>165873909
The Lady's Blessing makes cannonballs useless against the Knights of Bretonnia.
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>>165873968
Kangz are pretty lawful neutral.
Settra wanted his subjects to truly live in the grandest city in the grandest kingdom on the planet.
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>try out darthmod
>80 native American warriors slaughter and route 300 Hessians in melee against bayonets
This is historical and realistic
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>>165830331
>>165830410
>>165830460
>>165830542
>>165830702
>>165830838
>>165830960
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>>165873458
>What are Vampire Counts
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>>165874252
if you let them get to melee you deserve to be killed to be honest
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>>165874024

Lileath (the elven goddess of prophecy and the Lady of Bretonnia) reveals that she's been taking the souls of every Bretonnian Grail Knight to a Bretonnian Duke who's just discovered who she is.

She's set up a new world where her kids and the Bret Grail Knights will be Gods/spirits of that world, and asks him to fight to defend the current world for as long as possible to give them time to prepare.

Here plan is scuppered by two things: A) he refuses and tells her to fuck off. He then leaves with the Red Duke to join up with Gilles and Abhorash to defend the last Bret peasants.

And B) she was overheard by Be'Lakor and by extension, the Chaos Gods. They proceed to skullfuck the sanctuary for some light entertainment, slaughtering and raping the elves and the souls of the Damsels and Grail Knights sent there.
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>>165874350
shit ever since vlad died
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>encamping next to enemy town i just sacked
>friendly but not allied faction comes up with four units trying to take it
>i assist and they take the town
>next turn get -15 diplomatic relation since i'm trespassing
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>>165873968
Conquerors? I thought Settra just wanted to reclaim what was stolen from grave robbers and shit, and reclaim the legacy his kingdom. Not invading other land and conquering.
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>>165874571
gg elves.
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>>165835254
Imperial destroyer. Don't know why everyone recommends imperial splendour its kinda crap.
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>>165874571
Which book?

Does Abhorash have any scenes or was he just mentioned to be with the Green Knight?

>>165874648
He's not desperate for conquest but he certainly believes he should be king of everything. It's also searching for a way to have his priests give him idealized immortality rather than decaying mummy immortality.
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>>165874197
Probably the best ruler of the Warhams lore, even better than the Franz in many ways. Ya he was an egomaniac but then so are a lot of leaders in this world but he did provide for the realm.

Kings under Settra prolly still aren't an "order" race still but at least a step in the right direction while Ogres are a step the other way.

>>165874648
The reason Settra wanted to cheat death was that he knew he could not conquer everything in a mortal life span
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>>165874569
Why, because their AI is broken and they run backwards and forwards never charging like they could just do?
Only reason I got in melee was I told them to shoot so my line spazzed out like fuck and got engaged
80 stupid horsefuckers with axes would not beat 300 professional troops with bayonets, it's fucking retarded
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>>165874961
How's it compare to darths? Assuming it's a similar sort of scope of mashed together mods
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>>165874962

Lord of the End Times novel, Archaon splat-book.

Abhorash has no actual scenes. All we know is that Vlad considers Abhorash to be the finest of vampires and far unlike any other, even himself. He also asks the Bret Duke to tell Abhorash that he was right in the end. We aren't told what about.
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>>165835968
>hides unit cards.
Is twg just a place you go to talk shit because you have nothing better to do?
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>>165874641
I think if you are allied with someone, there should be some turn leniency in their territory. Like you have 2-3 turns to get out before it becomes a problem.
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>>165875084
You seriously overestimate both the melee training at the time and your ability, since obviously you had issues commanding your troops. I never had problems when fighting savages, I suggest you acquire proficiency.
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>>165875721
it gave me the -15 immediately
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>>165876003
No spastic, I won the battle, empire is renowned for its shitty AI and clunkiness, what doesn't change is that 80 native Americans beat 300+ professional troops armed with bayonets, effectively serving as a spear got beat by random tribals
Savages are piss easy when you have fire by rank and full line armies with cannons, their AI is so bad they just break before they reach anything every single time, otherwise they're bullshit, they're a terribly made faction
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>>165841186
Dumb anime poster
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>>165867341
Maybe there's a spooky egyptian looking building in the badlands no one noticed
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>>165876403
A rifle bayonet functions as an incredibly shit spear.
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>>165876403
Keep blaming the game boy
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https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer/Tactics/8th_Edition/Bretonnia

Bret army list and for comparison

http://totalwarwarhammer.gamepedia.com/Bretonnia_unit_roster

So major units wise brets in total war are lacking
>Knight errants(Mounted squires)
>Questing knights(Guys who instead of choosing to become knights of realm, instead opt to search for the lady and the grail to become grail knights)
>Grail Pilgrims(Fanatical peasants.)

The questing knights are mounted with great weapons which might be interesting for gameplay.

Not sure how fanatical peasants will work, but expect good morale. They also carry a dead grail knight which will give the bret army a morale buff most likely.
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>>165874571
jesus fucking christ, there is no end to the suffering and madness in warhammer is there
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>>165876604
>Defending the broken shit in empire
It's one of my favorite total wars but kys faggot empire is broken as fuck and it's common knowledge darths does shit all to fix combat AI and pathing
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>>165876273
Oh no, I'm not disagreeing with what you said, I'm just saying what CA should do for future games so you don't get that bullshit.
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>>165876709
We will never have colourful units like these, with banners, musicians and all that cool shit.
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>>165876823
ah ok
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>>165826602
FRBR
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>>165876806
You're not complaiing about the game mechanics not working, you're crying because your special snowflake line infantry got BTFO by native warriors, which were probably better at their job than a bunch of idiots who spent half their training time walking around in formation instead of getting gud and wrote butthurt letters about how the american rebels DARED not fight in a standing line and use cover.
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>>165876709
CA said they're working with GW to create new units for factions that don't have up to date codexes.
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>>165876403
>Rifle bayonet
>Spear


Boy, are you stupid, a piece of shit, or just a stupid piece of shit?

Either way, git gud you massive wanker. Not the game's fault you're too much of a mouthbreather whore to understand how it works.
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>forces of order
>Wood Elves
>Skaven

???
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>>165877304
It's not like not fighting out of lines and taking cover is a foreign concept to European militaries, they even have specialized skirmishers to do that job. Such methods of warfare simply can't withstand an advancing line.
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>>165877709
Yes, but obviously the line infantry thinks that THEIR way of fighting is totally the only right one
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>>165877540
Mmm, well gotta say Bret roster if they filled it up with 3 missing codex units would still be pretty good.

>dismounted knights from med 2 return in totalwar warhammer
>Special bret units
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The most heartbreaking fucking part of Warhammer Total War is that now I want to play it, but the version before AoS.

I think GW might be retarded
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>>165877879
Shh now. Your salty tears at darthmod are only making the dicks of those mocking you harder.
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>>165877879
It is the right way. Skirmshers can't win against a line. The best they could do is harass the enemy.
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Haw do i laern stratagis?
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>>165878053
>mfw all the TW idiots finally realize GW is trash
>mfw I called it from the start that this would be meme shit
>mfw this shit is selling well enough that they'll keep it up for a while
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>>165878178
What. The game is great.
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>couple of WRE stacks sally up to my camp
>retreat
>game retreats me into third party faction's area
>they declare war on me before the turn ends
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>>165875204
Very different. Not so much a mash of mods more so a custom built mod.

Adds new regions, factions and units. All fire drills removed and all units fire in mass.
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>>165878178
>two of the most retarded British companies work together to produce a video game.

Anon what did you think would happen?
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>>165878128
I'm on the mocking side anon, are you confused?

>>165878160
It is the right way against skirmishers, obviously not against something else. Combined arms nigger.
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>>165878340
>are you confused?
Yes, I thought you were the salty man sorry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvEIUSytFH4

did this ever get patched?
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>>165878178
We outnumber you history fag.
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>>165878318
m8 I'm saying I saw the trainwreck coming, and now I have to watch. Probably getting the B team for the next historical game too, which could mean another fucking Attila. just cuck my shit up man, just fucking do it
>>165878221
You'll see lad.
>>165878553
congrats, you get your meme game, I'm sure both our lives are complete now. it's okay to like different things, anon.
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>>165878553
Both of your implied parties are outnumbered heavily by people who like both types of games.
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>>165878510
No and it makes battles shit. Luckily you can chose not to do it against the AI.
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>Shh now. Your salty tears at darthmod are only making the dicks of those mocking you harder.
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>>165878675
Why should CA put their best team working on less profitable histfag scum?
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>>165878675
>>165879475

Take it easy please
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>>165878053
Waaaait, WTW is set AFTER the Age of Sigmar? After that whole End Times bullshit?

But... I don't get it. Can someone give me a quick lore round-up of what the fuck's going on in Warhammer?
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>>165881337
He says he wants to play the tabletop version of Warhammer Fantasy Battles, but it's dead because of Age of Shitmar. TW:WH is based on the Fantasy Battles universe.
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>>165881337
It's not. TWW does it's own thing kinda anyway. Thank god really.
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>>165881337
There is no End Times or Age of Sigmar in association with Total War Warhammer at the moment.

It's a snapshot of the world before the End Times, but with liberties taken with the timeframe. (I think Azhag is dead, Vlad definitely is. etc.)
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>>165881337
No. CA got the Warhammer fantasy license back in 2012 or 2013. Then they made this game. However between them getting the license and the game's release GW decided that the WHFB setting wasn't profitable so they embarked on the End Times to kill it off and replace it with Age of Sigmarines.
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>Play Chaos
>March South
>Literally everyone has placed their doomstacks in their castles and refuse to move unless I walk past them, in which case they sprint to that castle instead

This is fun. Am I really supposed to spend 100 turns autoresolving in Norsica to get multiple hordes?
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>>165877304
>Tell line to shoot target
>They instead run forward and form a column
>Get stuck in melee
>Shitty balancing mean they lose to crap troops way under their number
How is that not game mechanics you fucking dolt?
I mopped up with my other line and militia and won easy anyway, native Americans are trash besides melee and their ability to hide 20 yards away in the open
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>>165882004
>he doesn't like burning the world

Also you can get a second horde right at gamestart by recruiting a generic chaos lord or sorcerer and then moving your heavy units into that army so it doesn't get wiped out. Then you've got two hordes from the get-go.
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>>165882107

I do like burning the world.

I don't like 5 doomstacks sitting next to to each other, while I can't keep two of mine within 500 yards.
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ROME IS MOTHER TO US ALL
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>>165877632
>>165876531
>Rifle
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>>165878294
>New regions
Someone changed the actual map or just added new factions to existing regions?
Sounds pretty good, I'll look it up might have to get it when I reinstall empire
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>>165882004
Yeah in my last campaign I pretty much never got any field battles, everything was a siege. Which is pointless cause two hellcannons manually aimed can win every single fight pretty much on their own.
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So Radious's rage quit was just a hiss fit? He's back?
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>>165878675
>another fucking Attila.
>the game that twg keeps praising
????????

>>165878178
>>mfw I called it from the start that this would be meme shit
for you maybe.
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>>165874295
how about all the people with anime avatars who like trump/ are alt-right?
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>>165882969
they will die a peasant's death
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>>165883056
Slowly dying to the plague/raiding parties/war draft?
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Someone make a new thread
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>>165882309
Lightening strike
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>>165883604
Isn't that called liposuction?
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>>165882780
At least darth fucked off and made his own shitty game
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>>165874295
>>165883056
But anon, you're from leddit. You're already a peasant.
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>>165882004
My one stack of chaos warriors can defeat 2-3 empire armies even if the autoresolve can't. Get stuck in m8.
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Is Archwarhammer the best Total War youtuber ever?
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Any mods for AoC I should have?

Bout to play for a bit while I cool down from Warhams
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>>165884725
>>165884725
>>165884725
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>>165881546
>>165881637
>>165881685
>>165881693
Ok that's nice, got it.


So, Age of Sigmar... I've heard it's shit, but I've never had anyone explain me why. Could any of you?
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