/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Neighborhoods bicycle edition.

>>165789724
NO ONE JOINS MY HEIST SETUPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be vanilla rice
>be huge faggot

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4th for aurora's ass

>not be vanilla rice
>be jealous of all the inches and 0s at the end of his bank balance

>>165790139
>be huge fag
>lie

>>165790169
when does the black girl show up? never seen her before

>be vanilla rice
>ruin kazs boypussy for everyone else

Catower is for ________

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>>165790227
i bet you cant even afford snacks

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>>165790169
>"literally zero of these military-equipped maniacs spend money at our club
>better hire 50 more people"

>>165789724
>Golden days edition
>posts a picture of some PCucks
kek

>>165790432
why don't you just eat the snacks while in aiming mode?

>>165790562
>no gun that fires candy bars to heal friends

what's with all this kazzi bullying

>>165791224
>no cluckin bell

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Post outfit collections.

>>165791545
too much black/10

I want to smear kaz's semen all over my chest, let it dry, then flake it off and eat it.

>>165791474
>no ring of fire

>>165791474
>game is set in fictional LA
>no food truck lots

They even added the non-functional food trucks into the game as an extra fuck you

>>165791545
Not enough variety in yours

Why does every comfy session have to be fucked up some 16 year old new age shit kids

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>>165791691
>>165792116
that's ok, I like them

>>165792349
It's past your bed time joacim

oh annie, haha!

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>>165792423
添代話考振投員殴大闘北裁。品間識部案代学凰処済準世一戸刻法分。悼測済諏, haha!

>>165790319
secretly admiring while also hating on her in the gtag thread.

>>165793101
What a boring session.

hey guys just a reminder that some TTfags will come back in 4-5 days

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>>165793575
>mfw i got away with it

I just bought a Hydra and decided to pull it out when my buddies started getting camped. I got one good fly by in before I was shot down by someone shooting small arms at me. I was exposed for maybe a total of five seconds and was probably half a mile away and it was only one guy shooting at me. I don't like to cry modders, but it was fishy. Whenever we had them cornered they instantly "took the easy way out" too. What's with that?

>>165790264
Sp

>>165794027
If you can aim with a high powered sniper aircraft are so easily shot down. If you hit the engine like 5 times you're done.

>>165794027
>Whenever we had them cornered they instantly "took the easy way out" too. What's with that?
KDR shitters trying to protect their KDR. Trash players honestly.

>>165794027
Your jet can hande only one clip from a heavy-sniper. So if someone can shoot and have you as a desired target you'll be dead or constantly roaming for a new hydra and trying to avoid being in line of sight for that person.

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haven't been able to log in for more than 12 hours. Error 202.

download link to reinstall social club is timing out.

wat do?

>>165794187
>''shitters''
kill yourself kdr is important

>>165793701
Grand Theft Auto V is not for hacking, please give me your Social Club right now so proper action can be taken against your account

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>>165794569
this seems like the place for you

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>>165796356
hold on, wrong one

>>165796356
he seems like a pretty cool dude

a lot of GTAG have a 5+ kdr, really makes you think

>>165796356
why does this read like something elliot rodger would say

>>165796535
>a lot of GTAG have a 5+ kdr
means nothing if getting killed less than 10 times will bring it down instantly

>>165797043
This
t. person with a high KD like that

>>165796524
this honestly sounds kind of cool

it's a dick move but would be really cool if some autist made a whole gta spy ring and it worked

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>>165797367
no, bullshit like that should stay within the game
nobody wants to get DDoS'd every time the enemy is losing

>be new nigga to the crew
>want to join my crewboyz and cause mayhem
>game session failed to find crewboyz
The fuck everyone is

Are there any good crews that aren't /gtag/?

>>165799024
IGN
RDDT
LGBT

>>165796524
>psn: zombiegoop
>Look him up out of curiosity
>Check his trophies to see what games he has
>Just Dance 2015
>LEGO MARVEL Super Heroes
>Platinumed minecraft

>>165789724
SC: Rakiov
Crew PC

>>165799024
DOGZ
ACES
JETS
GODS

one of these should suit you

holy shit guys RILEY J DENNIS is in our session! GET IN HERE! HIS SC IS -kazzii-

>>165799310
Eh, I'd be more concerned if it was LEGO Avengers instead. But yeah on those other ones.

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>tfw you will never be the strap-on between catower and nullprophet

I'm feeling weak and the memes are getting to me. Should I buy a Shotaro, Hakuchou Drag, or both?

>>165802620
>Shota
>Drag
Anon what would your father say

>>165801835
So you want to be penetrated while penetrating someone?

Get a phantom wedge.

>>165802620
Get a bike that's neither.

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>>165802620

Shotaro outclasses the Drag. The Akuma and Bati have an argument since they're way more agile in the air and off ramps but the Drag's gimmick is "I go fast" and it won't really outrun a Shotaro on any track.

Now that i have complete control over the "everyone left meme" i can sell in peace

>>165789724
Anyone need a bodygaurd? I'm just looking to do some work and get that dalla. I need 1.5 mill for my place so the grind begins.

I may stream it for /v/ if we can get mics/giggles going.

Anyone got any tips for staying on your bike after a huge jump? Is it even possible? I feel like half the time I go on a stunt jump on a motorcycle, I die on impact when I land, or if I'm lucky, just get thrown off the bike.

Where is the Spectre, R*?

>>165804916
have you tried doing the x2 $/RP events? made ~$4M this week just doing vehicle vendetta, not the most you can make in a week but it takes no effort

>>165806081
land on the back wheel and angled at least ~30 degrees upward (obviously so you don't slam down and fall off the bike). works about 80% of the time (will save you from most lethal heights regardless of if you fall off) but that should be enough for stunt jumps

>>165806697
That's what I'd been trying recently and I haven't had much luck. Although I guess I haven't actually died outright in a while, so maybe that's what's been doing it. So no reliable way to land a huge jump on a bike then, huh?

>>165807145
nope, just got to careen back and forth a little and hope you've got the right angle. looks like bikes with bigger wheels might be more resilient too, trying using something like the hakuchou/hakuchou drag/shotaro to do it if you aren't already

>>165807398
I've been using a Bati, maybe that's my problem. Was thinking about getting a Hakuchou Drag or Shotaro soon, maybe I'll try on whichever one I grab.

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>>165807514
step right in fampai

What's the best MC warehouse? The one in sandy shores, right?

>>165807804
whichever one's the cheapest

What's the best sleeper car? Sultan rs?

>>165808280
sure why not

>>165808280
seeing as it's the only 4-door super car, yes
if you care about speed and nothing else, try schafter v12

>>165808540
2 door, my bad
it can heavily resemble a sedan though

>>165808280
Sultan RS is good. Also Sentinel XS, Felon, Tailgater, Warrener, Sabre Turbo and Rumpo.

Sabre Turbo Custom counts in my opinion also, except that there's no way to get the stock color scheme that spawns in traffic

add monkeyface to the sc i have requested to join right meow

>>165807606
So you can disable the neon? That definitely makes me more interested in the Shotaro. I was thinking I was gonna have to go with the Drag because I didn't like the neon. Now it's gonna be a tough call, unless one is clearly better than the other, but I keep hearing they're very close in performance.

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>>165809493
broughy's videos paint it pretty accurately, but the difference is much greater in stunt races (primarily because most tracks won't have straight paths going on for more than 10 seconds). definitely consider it.

>>165810269
Which would you say is better for free roam/general use?

>>165810770
not him but it's definitely good in the city where you have plenty of turns around building and whatnot

up north it's good to have a dirtbike or something

drag is good exclusively on the highways where it can use its speed

>>165810943
Wouldn't mind getting both, but the whole "favorite bike" system doesn't exactly lend itself well to swapping based on where I'm mostly gonna be operating. Not to mention they're both decently pricey.

>>165790169
What is happening here?

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>>165811140
make the jump anon
everything will turn out fine

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>>165813408
Don't quote niggers. You know we're in an infinitely worse world because of people like him and John Lewis right?

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rate

>>165814082
>ups worker feels like eggs for breakfast.jpg

>internet drops out twice while delivering top range vehicles
Rockstar is clearly DDoSing my connection, hoping to goad me into buying shark cards out of frustration.

Clearly.

>>165811525
Non-lethal light trail and dial up horn in free mode when?

>>165813747
You're a moron

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>>165794187
Rockstar should silently make the easy way out count towards K/D.
>mfw imagining the forums going up in flames because of shitters trying to make a coherent argument on why abusing a feature to keep a positive K/D is okay

I might ask somebody to kill me a lot just so I can bring down my K/D down to 0.01 or something.

>>165796356
This is why reddit can be so shitty

is pixlefox okay, i havent heard from her.

>>165814082
No Hondas/10

>>165816634
locked them up in my tickle dungeon

>>165816538
>can be
Go sit under a sword, fag.

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>>165814082
>making all your cars the same colour

is .who.cares. okay, i havent heard from her

>>165816920
Well, just like 4chan, it depends on where you're at.

>>165816634
>her

>>165816634
Yes I am fine.

How do I go about becoming popular online?

You guys always seem like you have such fun together

>>165817807
Have vagina

>>165817807
Do what blater does and share your dick pics.

If you're not as well endowed, you can be like one of the other attention whores and find your own niche like obsessing over a certain car or air vehicle.

What's a bike with great customization options? Want to make one for cruising.

>>165818645
Yes.

BIKE WAREHOUSE FOR MC'S WHEN COCKSTAR.

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ZA WARDO!

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-Loud eurobeat lyrics in all caps here-

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>>165796356
>>165796524
redditors are cancer

>>165814082
>same paintjobs combos
>Classics mixed with supercars in the same garage
>whitewalled tires on performance cars

1/10, kill yourself.

>>165818645
Arguably the Wolfsbane or Zombie Chopper, since you only want cruiser bikes and all.

>cargoabab car theft
>top range
>drop in on the shore and get out before the buzzards arrive
>die 20 times but 0 damage to the car until the last wave
>literally the last helicopter before I'm free
>crashes into the car as it goes down
>$34,000 damage


Rockstar tax.

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>>165815670
Why, though? Is it because I'm not cucked by Tyrone and his patrons? The day of the rope is upon you.

So, in a few minutes or hours the bonus will end, right?

>>165821368
>don't like blacks
>don't like asians
>don't like the jews
>still think you need to go back to /pol/

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>>165821629
See you on the 20th, faggot.

>>165821824
lmao got 'em

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>>165822206
the aesthetics in this game compared to GTAIV never cease to amaze me, almost renders IV unworthy of a comparison imo

there are graphics mods and filters like icenhancer and sweetfx but it's all uncanny valley shit where the characters or the shadows always stand out, nothing quite compares to the game's regular appearance

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>>165796524
>>165796356

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>>165794569
People like you existing makes me feel better about myself, honestly.

>>165794569
t. Jrv

>>165819580
Kangaroo/10

>>165816634
I hear that guy has serious mental problems, he pretty much told me he has bpd

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>tfw

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>>165827169

>>165827169
anyone know how to solve this

>>165827169
what happens if blow up someone else car and dont have money for the insurance???

>>165827169
can you even afford to take your own life?

>>165827169
How did it get this bad?

>>165796524
How the fuck would you DDoS a single player in a session?

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Can it look nice if I upgrade it? The seven-70 blows it away in looks and is more fun to drive so far.

>>165827169
You should go rob a convenience store quick before your mechanic stops answering your calls.

>>165797367
I couldn't read his post without cringing hard honestly?

>>165815943
Using it to get rid of wanted level and out of awkward locations is handy.
who cares about KDR though?

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>>165830197
Adds a wide body kit. Looks shitty.

Fast forward to 1:30

https://youtu.be/xIq2W67C0Lc

>>165791304
kaz has been kind of a dick lately. guess he's trying real hard to protect that 8+ KDR and try hard status on his new account

>>165830551
>who cares about KDR though?

see above.

>>165828562
2013 era: the other guy gets fucked and gets no money. If you had no money, you could destroy cars all you wanted.
Now: the game just refunds your car

if you're carrying product for an MC club, and you leave the club, do you keep carrying it?

>>165831171
I don't think you can leave during work

>>165831789
ah okay. rando in an mc club was going the extra mile to be a jackass and talk down to one of the other players for crashing product. little brat. so I told him to fuck himself. just wanted to know if i could have messed with him even more. thanks.

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specter is nice

>>165828715
That $ amount when you kill yourself is what you would have dropped had you died any other way also. If you have a lot of cash on you you drop your max of $500.

>>165830151
pretty easy since the game doesn't have dedicated servers, get something like cain & abel to pull the IP address of all the people you're in a session with (hoping it's the right one, but you probably have an educated guess depending on the player) and then use one of the many DDOSing services which haven't gone offline yet

yes, they're usually paying real money to disconnect you from the internet. for this reason it'll only be 10 minutes or so whenever they do it but they're still smug about it

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So, my primary vehicle in most situations is my Akuma. Having something fast that takes corners like a champ and seems practically indestructible at times is wonderful, but I realise that I really need to get a car, and a four-door, at that.

Problem is, I'm spoilt by the combination of speed and handling the Akuma gave me. So if I were to prioritise handling, especially at speed, what's the best fourdoor I could go for?

>>165832735
Pay to DDOS is so retarded. Never had the honours of being ddos'd but
>pull router from socket
>call my ISP
>hello yeah being ddos'd
>they notice that and they change your IP to a different region for a while
>plug router back in

>>165832568
Oh yeah that figures.
Cheers lad.

>>165832882
it'll probably be back in the time it takes you to do that tbqh

the most annoying part of the whole process seems to be how smug the other person is about it.

>>165832852
kuruma

>>165832852
Sultan, SchafterV12 and Kuruma are the better options.
Schafter is the fastest but doesn't take to turns so readily, Sultan is decently quick and nice to drive with Kuruma being slower but decent handling and really strong offroad.
Sultan can be picked up for free on the streets, the others need to be bought but you can get armored versions which is a plus if you're after an unbreachable cuddlebox for breezing through missions.

>>165832994
Have a great day.

>>165833467
>>165833459
I have an armoured hugbox for handholding my suicidal friends through missions they're nonetheless determined to complete (and sometimes even that doesn't save them, as one brightspark found that he couldn't throw stickybombs out of the narrow windows and decided to GET OUT OF THE CAR GOING FULL SPEED DOWN THE HIGHWAY), but I find that it tends to spin out at the slightest provocation. Maybe it's my tires.

I'll have a look at the Sultan. Thanks.

This new game mode Collection Time is an unfun clusterfuck deathmatch. Holy shit.

>>165834354
>unfun clusterfuck deathmatch

Sounds like every adversary mode they've added so far desu.

>>165834474
Eh, you'll see what I mean when you play it. It's literally a big deathmatch with gimped weapons and get some bags and hold them until the end of time (so it's pure RNG which team wins or you just hide during a deathmatch which is boring as fuck).

How do I switch my favourite bike?
I was driving around in the Hakuchou for a pretty long time now and it still isn't my new favourite bike.

>>165834758
how is the pay though?

>>165834354
>>165834758
>>165834474
Its terrible. I got a few bags and immediately realized I was not encouraged to play anymore.

It was me and one other guy with all the points just sitting behind cover (winning) at the edge of the boundary while everyone else played a pointless deathmatch. Another shit adversary mode with terrible game design.

Im pretty sure you can win just by blowing yourself up and gifting your bags to one guy so he can horde them in back while you fight with 0 bags. STUPID STUPID STUPID.

>>165835208
Bad news, its weighted (and only counts time since biker update). People have started new accounts to figure it out.

Basically, I'm sure you remember you get on your first bike after the update and its instantly youre favorite. But the next time it changes you have to ride a new one for a minute or so. The next bike, 5 minutes, the next 10 minutes and so on. Eventually, to change it you have to ride the bike for several hours, or days or more. So while you may have only ridden say the nightblade for 2 hours, youre going to have to ride the hakuchou for 20 hours or something like that (nobody knows the exact math I'm pulling the numbers out of my ass).

I was able to change mine but it took fucking forever. Its time spent on, not driven though. You can afk on the bike and it still works.

>>165835676
Okay that's helping me.
I think I got on the Bati 801 , but I'm gonna make the shotaro my favourite bike , so I won't regret anything.

>>165835289
how's the fukken tits (currency) though?

>>165835289
>>165836149
FUCKING SHIT
>actually get all the bags and hold them for victory
>GET FUCKED NERD GTA V TIMED OUT BACK TO THE SINGLE PLAYER YOU GO
I HAVENT HAD THIS ERROR IN AGES
Do I contact support for my money or what?

>>165836246
no, just go win a few rounds and report back to us
i need to know how good this pussy ($$$) is for the time

>>165835676
What's the best way to afk on a bike without getting kicked?
Idle in an invite-only with a rubber band on the right analog to constantly spin the camera?

>>165836531
I got 66k for winning three rounds with a maxed out lobby

>>165836531
Right. I'll go torture myself for a match and I'll report back.
>>165836618
Seems a little low desu, did you win fast?

>>165836618
that sounds like some decent perineum (€€€)
did the players on either team seem generally unaware?
was there a struggle, or were you easily able to capitalize on your own efforts?

>>165836618
Is that with the "hot new thing, gotta push it so every other gamemode is dead" bonus?
You'd think they'd make the payout better than running around freeroam capping bounties if they wanted people to actually play this shit for any extended period.

>>165836715
Won first round after 8 minutes, all bags held, 16K.

>>165836964
seems better than just killing players in freemode and hoping you get paid for it

adversary mode is probably the closest we'll get to balanced pvp in this game

>>165837236
Second round end after 5 mins, all bags held.
39K total for 13 minutes of playtime.

>>165837554
Forgot to mention that we won. Two wins in ~15 mins= 39K. Could be better.

>>165837643
not as bad juggernaut desu

>>165837889
Jugg was pretty fun. I think it had some "skill checks" in place, to prevent the jugg being in the hands of shitters. I was the jugg 80% of the time.

>>165837314
Bounties was an extreme but in a busy enough lobby you could probably hop from target to target and make some decent money and you wouldn't be carrying a team of barely functioning flunkies around with you at all times, sure beats "deathmatch but this time you have [insert gimmick here] to deal with" or "drive around and get le epic power ups like a gta race but we don't talk about that anymore"

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>>165837991
>"skill checks" in place, to prevent the jugg being in the hands of shitters.
>I was the jugg 80% of the time.
clearly they don't

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Nerf Faggios.

>>165838071
but it's just that, adversary modes (with x2 event active) are only there to replace the gamemodes that rockstar made obsolete with shitty payouts and poor quality control

60% of the time you'll have a better chance at winning when there are less players on your own team, regardless of the gamemode, because randoms aren't used to the balancing elements (i.e. boundaries, fixed weapons, etc.)

the gimmicks are dumb but the money is not

>>165838496
This. And with the driving adversary modes I usually was the sole winning factor and carrying my team was a pretty easy feat. Flunkies on your team and flunkies on the other team meant I usually went 10+ kills with 0 or 1 death, which made all the difference in Vehicle Vendetta. But I can't carry an entire team of retards that have to hold bags and just not die.

>>165837991
Congratulations! You have been awarded "most pretentious post thus far"!

>>165838823
can't you just pick up all of their bags and endure?

>>165839085
How is that pretentious you fucking nigger? It's literally what happens.
>>165839089
If the other team is totally incompetent, sure. Pick up half the bags that are in the game or so and sit back somewhere and snipe. Works sometimes. I did hear somewhere the special vehicle missions also have the 2x bonus. I'll have a look.

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Tfw unbanned in 3 days

>>165839365
>I think it does this
>Now I am 100% sure it literally does this since you called me out
Are you going for the delusional award next?

>>165839535
Yeah, sure. Since I'm sooo pretentious give me all the awards you have :^)

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>>165839643
not the person you replied to but don't go too far with this

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Rate, hate, etc.

>>165839835
rip Skrilz71

>>165839408
why does everyone look like this

>>165839908
It's okay, anon. He was a faggot.

>>165839835
4/10

inoffensive face but had to deduct a few points for female character/sleeve tattoos

>>165839835
name two good female hairstyles

>>165838496
That doesn't mean they should keep pumping out shit, races still have better payout than most adversary mode matches for the same time invested and are infinitely less frustrating since you don't have to spend half of your time educating a team of untrained monkeys on the finer points of tactical movement.
There's a reason "serious" pvp based games focus on simple concepts and expand around them rather than throwing up something new every month and hoping people forget about the abortion that the last attempt was.

>>165839720
Im a girl btw

>>165840051
There are none.

>>165840051
Ponytail and those braided goat horns Catower has.

Anyone else disappointed that they can't give their character funky bodystyles?

I want to be Big Smoke fat with hair down to my arse.

You're in the middle of a serious mission when that pulls up to you on an Akuma, honks their clown horn twice, and peels off into a wheelie before striking a lamp-post twenty feet awat.

Is the Tuner update concluded or is there one more vehicle left to release? Is the latter WHY ISN'T IT AVAILABLE TODAY?

>>165840072
>races still have better payout than most adversary mode matches for the same time
yes, but races are generally harder to come by and you may not be guaranteed a win as often due to contact/assists. if the host doesn't know to add more laps, the scenario is usually 'win big or lose hard' with most adversary modes the bulk of your objective is just 'kill everything, don't die' and if that can't be achieved with ease you can at least undermine your opponent by rushing the objective instead

>"serious" pvp based games
that ship has sailed, anon. they had numerous opportunities to rebalance the game but they shunned them in an in some cases even made things worse. can't expect much from a game like this, though

>>165840434
but what if they include the cons of certain bodystyles too? would you really want to be hobbling around forever while the lanklets and twinks run circles around you?

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>>165813408
>tfw smooshed him with a submarine while he was trying to hide in the ocean but nobody was around to see it

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>>165841021
why does someone have to see you do cool stuff? isn't it enough to know that you did it, anon?

>>165841168
Whilst this is 100% true, it's more so people don't think I'm bullshitting

>>165840420
>>165840138
The joke is that there is only one, the ponytail.

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>>165841265
are you an untrustworthy person, anon?

>>165839835
Best t-shirt in the game

>>165840840
>Make (strong)fatties slower, but slightly tougher
>Heist prostrats suddenly involve burgers
I'd be for that. My buddies can take the lanklet roles - I'd be heavy support.

>>165841021
Unless he was pressed against the bottom with a rebreather then no you didn't. And if he was then I'd say you're also full of shit because nobody has ever or would ever do that.

>>165840676
Contact and assists rarely completely rob you of a win, just like a competent PvPer might be able to wrangle victory from the jaws of retards a competent racer should be able to hold their own against an angry BR or avoid mistakes long enough to see the finish.
Not getting optimum laps for money is whatever, stunt races with double payout were still giving decent money (not 10s of thousands but reasonable for not getting the top of the board) as long as you made top five, which even with ramming ruskies and assists is the absolute bottom line for not being shit.

I never have trouble getting races, they're not always full lobbies and I have to shuffle around the quick job search for a bit but I still find it more engaging than flavor of the month deathmatch+ with CoD rejects that struggle with basic concepts like "kill stuff and don't die."

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>tfw no Dominator 3000

>>165841706
>hiding in the ocean
>without a rebreather
That wouldn't last long enough for me to attempt this incredibly convoluted kill.

>nobody would ever do that
We ended up at the Merryweather depot, I crashed a helo into the water, noticed about four subs just bobbing around and grabbed one for giggles, considering there was about a dozen GTAG circling above ready to kill this ponyfucker, I figured I could try having some fun. I had to pin him against the bottom under the sub while holding descend, but it worked.

>>165842348
>Death Race Dominator with miniguns and a bulletproof, explosion-resistant armour plate on the ass
>special GTA Race mode with the Duke O' Death and Ruiner 2000
>Duke O' Death is super hardy and has unbelievable ramming power but nogunz
>Dominator has armour plate but only miniguns
>Ruiner has rockets but is fragile
Anyone else that would play the fuck out of a race like that?

When is that organized gtag beach party happening?

>>165843843
and what are we doing on the beach party? press E to have fun?

>literally 4 in-game days loading

>>165844040
download more RAM software

>>165844061
I have 32 big ones. Maybe something's wrong.

>>165844302
Maybe the game gets lost in all that RAM.

>>165844412
Yeah maybe I'll take some out.

>>165842629
You could work for rockstar with ideas like that.

Not a compliment by the way.

Rockstar FAGGOT returning when? I just wanna know when I can buy the Duke 'o Death

Pls tell me he didn't get fired for leaking all that stuff here, he was p. cool

>>165845269
he was fired

>>165845269
He was killed.

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>faggot named ''Vanilla Rice'' being a cunt
>other faggots defending his cunt ways
>check PC GTAG social club
>crew leader: -Vanilla_Rice-

it all makes sense now

>>165845450
:^)

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>take time to do cargobob i/e by the book
>drop tyrus on beach get out to take the buzzards
>get some distance
>they kamikaze it to shit anyway

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>>165845720

>>165845720
The cargobob missions are bullshit

>>165845956
oh wow lol, mine went straight to 34,000

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>>165845395
>>165845420
Rip

>>165841706
Not saying his story happened but I have done exactly that to get my swimming skill maxed. Jumped of dhingy to get a rebreather and rubberbanded controller circular downwards and afk'd.

>>165845450
Show me on the doll where the GTAG touched you.

>>165846141
It probably didn't land on it, just slid down the mountain causing the car to light on fire.

>>165845450
>/gtag/ are a bunch of faggots who do the very things they complain about, but think it's alright when they do them
Whoa

>>165846595
It's okay when GTAG does it, unironically.

https://youtu.be/mlOC8E-xP-E

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>switch to Lombank
>this happens
Who even camps the rooftop of a CEO building?

>>165846508
You pretentious, arrogant, circlejerking, cocksucking redditor. You are not funny. Neither is your ass-kissing dumbass stupid gay little jerk-off contest.

>>165846883
triggered hard

>>165846852
Me.

>>165847004
Get your pants off for Daddy Rice you fucking faggot. You're disgusting and ugly, what's your SC? Bet you're a gay little shit with a 5+ KDR.

>>165847161
Congrats on the 4 kills.

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>>165846883

>>165847170
JRV please stop getting triggered over everything

The new adversary mode is already bugged and we're winning every round automatically

Easy cash

>>165847170
fuck off and fight me

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/--jrv--

>>165848298
How long I got till it gets fixed? Also does it apply to everyone who participates?

>>165846883
t. FutureFU

>>165848575
Its just a bug I doubt it's like this for everyone

>>165819326
>go go monkey blista
So close and yet so far...

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60108/Dewbauchee-Specter-Collection-Time-Now-Available-in-GTA-Online

In case anyone missed it

hello pls invite me to crew
sc: Fellturtle

>>165849612
>>165789724

Do people even still do premium races?

Is the game good yet?

how often do you guys play per week?

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How does the Adder and Nero compare in performance and handling?

>>165851897
no.

Do you guys know about my MBA?

>>165853176
Do you have two degrees, both in finance?

To anyone who owns a Ruiner 2000 or Duke O'Death, is it appropriate to have them in any color other than black?

>>165799024
WOLF
YIFF
MLP
FURY
WEED

>>165853618
White
Neon blue and hotpink/sea green
Galaxy Blue

>>165853618
A nice cream.

is it worth spending the money on the ruiner or should i wait for the next cool thing to come out?

>>165849135
Double MC contracts, would those or unbuffed Import export pay more?

>>165852934
The adder is old hat now. It used to be a top speed king, but even the FMJ beats its top speed now among others.

The Nero is essentially a high resolution adder. It controls in the same fashion, but is faster in corners due to a working spoiler and faster top speed and acceleration wise too. It also get an animated spoiler and tons of customization options. I think it looks much nicer. The only reason to own an adder is if you like how it looks- but its one ugly car so good luck with that.

>>165854568
Absolutely. It's shit, but the CEO job you get with it gives you one that's nearly indestructible for 20 minutes you can grief hardcore with

Is the office shop worth it since its on sale now?

>>165855574
Yes, being able to mod 60 cars in one room actually is really handy

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Post'em if you bought'em.

>>165855895
Is it worth a shit?

>>165856090
I like the way it drives.
Smooth and very grippy.

Spoon feed me please: If I want to switch offices, will my office garage move to my new office?

Wtf why isn't there new content every week for this four year old game?

>>165857013
I'm pretty sure it does. The game can't just eat all of your cars like that and make you pay a ransom to get them back.

>>165852695
i play as soon as i arrive from work, that's 3-4 hours until i go to sleep.

then all the fucking weekend.

>>165857583
R* getting lazier and lazier with these updates.

I thought they were just operating slow for the holiday break, but here we are with a single car release, a few lackluster """"""sales"""""", and another shitty PvP mode.

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>>165855895
cool and
good

>join a random on a Special Vehicle Mission because they're also 2x
>random level 30 joins as last
>mics PUT IT ON EASY
>game was already being started
>suicides and then leaves
>mission fails
I forgot how retarded randoms are
And why is the kick system so gimped?

What are some fun mods?
I searched youtube for "GTA V best mods" and all I got was joke mods.

>>165859119
get the ones that will get you banned online

>>165859454
Why would a single player mod get me banned from online?
Also, who the fuck plays GTA online?

>>165859119
Are there even any decent mods for GTAV? Feels like GTAO & its heavy-handed ban policy killed the scene before it even started but I'm not sure.

>>165859542
r* has the worst goddamn ban system

>>165859632
>>165859646
They should've designed the entire game, including online, with modding in mind.

>>165859632
GTA IV has much better and more mods.

>>165839967
You can't see it there, but her whole body is covered. Do you have something against women with tattoos?

>>165838324
What

>>165857628
>>165857013
Yes garages transfer. I don't know if the mod shop does though

>>165846852
>Be annie
>Get smooth criminal'd

Not okay

Did they remove the new Collection Time mode? I don't see it anywhere anymore

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3 days

>>165862753
I don't know who you are, but neck yourself.

>>165862753
Oh neat, I'm killing Rusenok.

>>165862753
Nice bacne, you tranny.

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If anyone is interested or like the emblem, you can join my crew on PS4. Made this at the beginning of GTAO.

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>>165865238
>PS4

Are all Benny's upgrades 25% off?

>>165865351
Best system to play on :^)

>>165865351
literally the entire pcuck playerbase is banned so ps4 is the definitive edition

>>165865681
>literally the entire /gtag/ circlejerk
ftfy faggo

>>165865554
yes

>>165840585
There is no tuner update.

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Check out this HIDDEN CAMERA IMAGE of a cancerous vehicle that somebody was tricked into buying.

>>165865783
>5 people
so all pcucks den kiddo :^)

>>165854578
>animated spoiler

Active aero. Raises to provide traction at 40mph, like on some porsches, some Lamborghinis, Chrysler crossfire, Bugatti Veyron and Chiron, other supercars and hypercars, etc. And tilts to increase drag when braking in order to reduce stopping distance.

>>165866797
>This car is trained to fuck your eyes

>>165866797
any clues on who might be?

>>165859119
I spent a good while looking for weapon sound mods but couldn't find any.

>>165866849
No, we weren't talking about the population of the PS4 and Xbone combined.

>>165865351
Modders free

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Post underrated vehicles.

>>165846852

I do, I've been saying this for months. Anyone who buys Lombank, gtag or not, you're going to die by my hand. Should've bought the tower or maze bank.

>>165870887
What's wrong with lombak?

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>>165870601

>>165789724
do people still play SA:MP? (San Andreas Multiplayer) my laptop can't handle GTA5 and i am jonesing for some online GTA

>>165846852

That's what you get for switching faggot.

>>165861171

>be biker crew leader
>set myself to lead
>keep catch up on for formations
>everyone else rides faggios
>suddenly faggios of all shapes and sizes have the speed and cornering of my shotaro

You should get friends and do more missions.

>>165871013
First car I stole & put a tracker on in GTAO. I remember somebody was trying to chase me down the highway on the first week of GTAO and they were wondering why they couldn't catch up to me. Simpler times.

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I am the best pilot

>>165871007
Its got the best view and best roof so hes mad

>>165871940
>hydra
Actually you're trash

>>165813408
>binog

>>165872006
>Its got the best view and best roof
>poorfags actually believe this

>>165872062
Hydra is the best vehicle in the game don't bother me with your shit opinions.

>>165872259
*tremble tremble*

>>165872630
Wrong person, buddy.

>>165870601
have they fixed the brake light on this yet?

>>165870601
Sandking XL's little brother

>>165871013
Alpha's little brother

>>165872259
>hydra
>not the superior buzzard or Valkrye

I was playing with a couple friends day and it was like an action movie, the game was actually fun for once. We were in the valkrye and took out a couple jets

>>165872796
Any Hydra Pilot who gets taken out by a Valkrye is pretty shit anyway to be honest.

>>165872816
You just stick to your little console, mate

>>165872816
>says while shitposting

>>165873279
~kyssu~

>>165846852
your problem was using a shotgun and autoaim

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>>165873980
why didn't you just rocket the buzzard?

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>Can launch any other Steam game just fine.
Gotta love Rockstar trying to pass the buck for their shitty DRM crashing.

>>165846852
>>165874243
meant to reply to

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/gtag/ rate my character please

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>tfw still playing on PS3

Well I slaved away all day and filled my vehicle warehouse. Now I'll grind to sell top range vehicles. Hopefully it's worth it.

>>165857628
>>165861283
I don't have the mod shop "yet" so looks like it's a green light. Thanks you two.

>>165874782
Literally how? the game is boring enough as it is on 8th gen & PC, I can't imagine what it's like playing with half the content missing.

>>165873980
I'm on PS4. He was using the exact same shotgun but silenced and 90% chance he's autoaiming too.

>>165866942
its an animation. it provides the same traction regardless of what its doing. its just an animation.

>>165876975
Not true senpai, broughy proved back with the T20 that breaking the spoiler removes the bonus

>>165877224
You can break the spoiler in 2 ways though. Failing to retract and failing to extend. Got a link to the vid? Not that guy btw

>>165877412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUTDwDJ8c8