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memes edition

>LATEST MEME
>https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
LATEST MEME

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously, on /owg/: >>>165607893
>LATEST MEME
>https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
LATEST MEME
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>mfw got my first LEGENDARY upvote playing as Zeny
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>>165642847
>when you headshot and instant kill a cloaked sombra by predicting where they'll have moved to after they cloaked
>when you headshot a genji the literal instant they stop deflecting
>when you headshot a mercy as they fly in to resurrect
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Which character is the richest one? I bet on D.va, she makes dosh at every possible opportunity.
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>>165642036
No one knows how to fucking guard a point.

Every team I get. We're trying to take the lighthouse on Illios, my guys are all hanging back a mile away taking shots into the doors on the point, too afraid and skittish to even try to go inside, meanwhile i'm rushing inside and killing one, two, once even three of them at a time before they kill me and my team still won't take this opportunity to take the goddamn point.

I am not even a good player but come on guys, we can't fucking win if we don't take the fucking point..
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anyone on NA wanna play?
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>>165643062
Lucio lives in a slum and is an international music sensation

He also doesn't get conscripted to fight a monster trying to destroy her country so his work doesn't get interrupted.
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>>165643062
>in an elf costume and still wears the whiskers

D.VA YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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Let's brown it up
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>>165643138
>tfw you will never get out of bronze no matter how well you do because of this shittu which got you put there in the first place

i want to uninstall
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>>165643190
Cute!
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>>165642895
In 300 hours or so I've only seen one legendary.

I've noticed people hate voting for widows and hanzos, when they often have the most amazing potgs. Once saw a widow get a quintuple kill solo in the potg and had spent the rest of the game just annihilating everyone. No one on our team voted for them because they were killing us.
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>>165641227
>I've found that taking the necessary swap into your own hands works wonders. For example, in a game tonight I took Lucio because the 2 solo queuers refused to get off Widow and Junkrat to deal with a Bastion on King's Row's final choke. I swapped to D.va, ate the bastion, ulted, and won the choke.
If your team won't adhere to a meta, fix your own problems and you'll be much happier
but if i flex to counter stuff, we wont have a tank or a healer because my team went 4 dps, and rages anytime i ask them to go 2/2/2
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>>165643187
>instead of getting elf d.va we got sleeves Zarya
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>>165643187
It's her trademark
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>>165643312
how do you eat a bastion as dva
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>>165643062
dvas probably rich, but wouldn't have fuck you money. Mercy or torb probably. I could see mercy being a leader in biotech, owning stakes in companies worth stupid amounts. same for torb with general engineering.
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>team leaves
>STILL lose 33 points

I thought I should have only lost like 5 or 6, that's what has happened in the past. Actually pissed off tbqh. Dropped from 3003 to 2970
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>>165643383
Mercy spends all her money on booze
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>>165643257

People are just too traumatized of ''Too many snipers'' matches when both players refuse to change their picks, that's why
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>>165643062
Zenyatta, of course. His life is full of experiences, he holds much wisdom in his processors, and his spirit is boundless.
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If the fivestack that composed the rest of your team abandons ship, would leaving incur you less of an SR loss than staying?
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>>165643718
Zenytta cinematic when?
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So..how has it been using the new her? Does she still suck donkey dicks and there are much better picks?
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What are your favourite heroes for each position and favourite skin for them?
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Sombra could have stole a fuck ton of money. Not sure if that would be enough to eclipse anyone legitimate.

>>165643383
Assuming we're not going with the "lolevil" fan theory, Mercy probably puts away a lot of wealth to charities she runs or reinvests it in biotech research.

Torb I could see making a pretty penny on all his tech and giving a significantly smaller amount away.
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>>165643831
Good DPS and hallway killer.
Randomly becomes defense god with shield/teleporter.
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>>165642772
>https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8 [Embed]
>LATEST MEME

What the FUCK
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Why the fuck does anyone pick McShitter over 76 in KotH?
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>>165643789
Fuck that.
26 episode SOL anime starring Zen when?
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>>165643902
Does Sombra even care about money or just being a dirty mexi?
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>>165643969
Nah, Zen anime would be a road movie
Talon Wacky Misadventures would be SOL
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>>165643934
>OP pushes early threads to spam his Youtube
I hope a nigger shoots you.
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>>165644142
Netherlands is a safe country pal, no niggers here, sorry :) watch my video though
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>>165643831

Her M1 damage is out of this world
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>>165643789
>your pieces will sell quite nicely
I thought they cut off heads just for kicks
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>>165643878
Tracer for doggystyle. Common recolor skins
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>>165643831
>everyone and her mom plays her now

Mhm..I mained her when she actually sucked. Enjoy your free handouts, bros.
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>>165644246
>M1
>gaymers of 2017 are this lazy
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>>165644017
She trades more on favors then money. It is likely that she at the very least either has a massive war chest at her disposal as she travels, or she just steals enough for whatever she needs.
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>>165643062
isn't symmetra canonically a billionaire or something?
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I'm feeling like not caring about anything at all today
Should I go into QP instalocking Widow, Sym, or what else
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Why there's this glaring different in the quality of skins? Rein's and Pharah's are amazing, while Zarya's and Mei's feel so uninspired and lazy that it hurts.
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>>165644357
No,she is just high ranked architect of Vishkar
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>>165643739
just imagining this situation gives me conniptions
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>>165643831
>playing attack Symmetra
>last teamfight sees the other team scrambling due to staggered spawns but they need to contest
>they either run straight into the microwave or lose the match
>that VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRR noise the gun makes on maximum power
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>>165643878
>Offense
Reaper - Classic, Shiver, Wight

>Defense
Mei - Earthen

>Tank
Zarya - Midnight

>Support
Zenyatta - Ascendant, Skullyatta

I don't like most legendary skins desu
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>>165643878
pharah - jackal
mei - default or colour change
d.va - junebug
mercy - default
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>>165644070
>Nah, Zen anime would be a road movie
Shit I didn't think of that.
That'd be cool as hell
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>>165643878

>offense / Pharah - Thunderbird
>defense / Mei - Rescue Mei
>tank / Roadhog - Toa
>support / Zenyatta - Sunyatta
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how do i into symmetra?
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>>165643878
>Sombra - Augmented/Incendio
>Mei - Mei-rry
>D.Va - Scavenger
>Ana - Horus/Merciful
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>>165644812
hold m1
hammer space
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>>165643936
>muh flashbang insta-kill on squishies
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>>165644812
reposting from last thread
>be on defense
>before the round starts, place a cluster of turrets around the enemy spawn for free ult charge
>after they are destroyed, place turrets around the chokepoint
>fire shields and charged rightclicks into the enemy's general direction
>if anyone gets close W+M1 away
>place ult in the back as soon as it's up
>shield generators are usually better but teleporters can save your team's ass on point A, so choose wisely depending on the situation
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>>165644231
>no niggers in the Netherlands
Lmoa
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>high diamond - masters comp game
>defense on hollywood
>pick hanzo
>entire team erupts into full rage/throw mode
>they all shut their mouths when the easy algorithms kick in
>first point hold

Why can't people deal with "not muh meta" picks?
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blueberry is best girl
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>actually BUFFING Roadhog

Mad!
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>>165644350
>>165643902
Form what we know of her (unless I missed some shit) she doesn't seem like the money type. She likes power and being a conniving cunt. Which okay, money is pretty much Power 101 accessory. But she is a a bloo bloo bloo "poor" little girl who is pretty much a tactical genius and knows technology like the back of her hand..because the back of her hand IS technology.

She actually, ironically, feels to me like one of the poorer characters in the game, despite her being a walking PC with a terrible mecha-cut and horrible color scheme.

Yeah, I said it. Fuck off.
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>>165645001
Correct.
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>>165644617
That's really cute, anon.
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>>165645002

He needed it though, his hook was very shit in a lot of ways.
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>>165644954
because this game attracts retards
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>>165645005
>Pink and purple are horrible

Eh not really. If it was a guy yeah. Than again, it can be pulled off (See: Pagan Mihn)

>her haircut is bad

Okay you may be onto something.
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>>165644581
>Mercy
>Default
Why do the purple and golden Skins suck so much? Devil is ok and Witch is fun for some time, but any variation of the default one (especially Eidgenössin) is just so much better.
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>>165645151
>both dirty mexicans
>both have disgusting tumblr so-edgy and unique haircuts
>both probably smell
>both suck in their respective games


Capcom IS Blizzard, you heard it here last.
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Everytime i see the bva mini dva i get a boner instantly i cant find any porn of this tho anyone help
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>>165645195
Made a mistake. I only mean the golden ones.
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>get quintuple kill and ult shutdown
>POTG goes to a double kill

>ult and kill two people
>immediately after kill two more
>get POTG
>shows me fucking around for 10 seconds and ends immediately after the ult not showing the next two kills

>Mystery Heroes
>got Torbjorn and Widow in the duration of the match
>get POTG for dying and contributing half the damage for three kills as Torb instead of the solo triple kill with headshots as Widow

How the fuck does this thing work?
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>>165645096
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>>165644954
iktf, shitters gave him a bad name. A good Hanzo can definitely pull his weight.
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>>165645276
It Just Works! ™
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>>165645243
>the bva mini dva
...what?
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How the fuck do you hack 15 ppl in 1 life for this spray. I average 11 a game...
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>>165645401

How does this refute my point?

Hogs hook is shit when it hooks through walls and its shit when it hooks and then puts them in all random places instead of infront of hog.
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>on Eichenwald attack
>Roadhog
>team has decided to have no tanks, but we can rush it easily if our Zen ults
>he just hovers around the gate and never ults
>"alright zen let's ult in"
>doesn't do anything
>"let's go zen"
>zen moves back, DPS funnel in and die
>decide to leave game

I swear to God
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>104 wins
>102 losses
Competitive is shit
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So what happens when I hit 2500 SR? Can I still lose SR and go below 2500 but keep my plat icon or if I lose at 2500 do I lose nothing and stay 2500?
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tfw no irl widow gf
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>combat roll is a joke
>flashbang doesn't activate half the time and is useless in the other half due to momentum
>fan the hammer might as well not even exist
>twelve thousand delays and handicaps during ult (literally statistically the offensive ult with the lowest amount of kills per minute)

So when is M1: The Character being deleted from the game?
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>>165645559
You play someone useful instead
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>>165645628
get to keep the icon but sr goes down
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>>165645401
>D.va is most picked

Did it start out like that? I seem to recall a time where people hated her and said she was garbage.

If she was a male 'gamer bro' no one would play him lol.
>mecha

Nvm, I'm a moron. People fucking love mechs, huh?
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>>165645674
I consistently get gold damage/objective kills with her tho
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>>165645652
Nice try.
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>>165645559
dont die, the hacks from emp also counts so you can charge ult get 4-6 from that alone and as soon as you hack someone translocate out

wasnt as hard as i thought it would be
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>>165645737
Robots are a mans romance anon
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>>165645559
If the hack buffs go live it'll be easier to pull off, EMP counts towards you total. Just be more patient and don't go in without an escape.
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>>165645737
I will dare say it, if D.va was male I think more guys would play him. I know a lot of people who just don't like play females..yeah THEY actually exist, believe it or not. They are normie as fuck, but it is what it is.

These are the dude bros that any day will take Uncharted, Bioshock Infinite, Last of Us, Gears etc. gruff buff tough guys over playing a qt gamer gril. For example. No, I don't get it either.

Actually, I do kind of get it. At the end of the day people are going ti play characters they like, good, bad, horrible, broken, OP, or not. This game has full blown LoL syndrome.
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>>165645764
playing bad opponents doesn't make Sombra good, friend. But more power to you I guess.

>b-but I'm good with her faggot!

Fine. She still is one of the weaker, shittier heroes. That's fact
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>>165645978

I have never met anyone who wouldn't play a character because it was a girl.

>will take Uncharted, Bioshock Infinite, Last of Us, Gears etc.

Oh, console players lol
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>>165643718
>I have finally reached enlightenment and know the true meaning of life
>and that is to pelt people with metal balls until they die
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>>165646086
>I have never met anyone who wouldn't play a character because it was a girl.

Good. Bless your soul

>Oh, console players lol

Yup. These are the normiest of normies.
>"I'm a guy why would I want to play a girl!!!"

They actually exist. It's scary. And I know some of them play OW
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>>165646086
>Oh, console players lol

The people that buy CoD every year despite complaining how it's the same game. And Madden '45: It's the same game but we updated stats lol!
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Enjoying the last days of playing her in her true glory anon?
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>>165646174
>There are people who will never experience the joy of playing Pharah
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>microwave
>baby dva
>naisu
>reported
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>>165644954
>pick hanzo/widow/torb/bast/sombra
>get literal silver shitters crying without fail
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>>165646308
pretty bad but not as bad as posting on /owg/
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>tfw a nice fag to calm you down after a 5 gold zen game
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>feel like I'm terrible with junkrat
>check overbuff
>im 97th percentile

this game might have the highest concentration of shitters of any online game
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>>165643062
Junkrat.
One of the pre-game lines is someone asking him "where he hid his trasure".
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>>165645559
>tfw I actually got this the other night in a QP game that had D.va and Winston of all opponents.

Feels mighty fucking good mang.
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>>165645978
The characters are overdesigned so its more about the character than their particular skills, weaknesses and strengths.
TF2 doesnt have that because all characters are bland af while still being distinguished.
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>that spot on last point Hollywood where Widow can both see and shoot you but you can't see or shoot her

Why the fuck is this allowed?
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>>165646174
>"I'm a guy why would I want to play a girl!!!"
>They actually exist. It's scary. And I know some of them play OW

Can confirm. Have a friend who refuses to play female characters in ANY fighting game. Just won't do it. Doesn't matter how hot, good, or awesome they are or whatever. He will not play females.

I just....I just figured you eventually grow out of that retarded insecurity. But nope, not everyone. People are weird, mang.
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Writefag here, pls give me prompts to write shitty fanfiction with.
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>>165646612
BRAAAAAAAP
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>>165646448
Junkrat has something immensely important but no one knows exactly what it is. I doubt it's money, though.
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>1 win from Plat
>Team kill on the last stretch.
>Somehow fuck it up because people ran ahead trying to fight at the doors instead of killing the last cunt fucking about on the payload
>Lose the game literally right on the edge of the goal point.
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>>165646516
>>165645559
Sombra bros rejoice
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>>165646612
Sombra and McCree stuff
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>>165646603
it's the cod audience. in WoW most chars are female.
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>>165645559
Don't fucking die and keep hacking healers, Reins and pussies hiding behind Reins
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>>165646612
mccree has to babysit teenage fareeha for a week, and as irresponsible as mccree is they have some wild and mischievous adventures in the west
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>>165645978
Not gonna lie Joel and Booker look pretty badass.

Drakes a little bitch tho.
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I haven't tried the PTR yet. It says that when you get hooked you're also slowed now.

How severe is it? Can I still fall behind cover/air strafe to safety as Pharah?
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>>165646428
>im 97th percentile
Yes, it means 97% of the junkrat players are better than you.
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>>165646612
bastion and ganymedes violent exploitation-esque adventures. Oneliners not optional
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>>165646803
xD
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>>165643187
>implying that they aren't tattoos
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>>165646263
>hair is sweating
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>>165646921
because she knows it's only a matter of time
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>>165646921
>His hair doesn't sweat

What are you, gay?

>>165646757
I like the idea of a short version of this.

>>165646689
Or these two spending Christmas together in a bar.
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>>165646974
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dva doesnt need a buff u fucking idiots
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>>165647113
gook mains gonna gook
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What Zen taunt is the best? They're all great.
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>>165647158
They're all great indeed. I usually pick Meditate for pre-game sitting parties in spawn.

Multiple equippable emotes when
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DVA BUFF WHEN
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>>165647158

Zen meditate is literally the best emote in the game, so no point using anything else.
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>>165647273
>Multiple equippable emotes when

It's on the PTR
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>>165647273
on ptr, live soon
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What's this 50mb download for?
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>>165647273
>Multiple equippable emotes when
Soon actually
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>>165647371
Meditate is comfy as fuck just to watch.

McCree and Lucio have the best relaxing emotes though.
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>when you jump on enemy widow as Pharah, say hello and she greets you back before she dies
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>>165647371
clap is funnier to use in game though
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>D.va mech can sit crosslegged in the emote
>can't crouch regurlarly
when will I be able to teabag blizzard pls
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>>165647383
>>165647396
>>165647403
Oh noice, haven't bothered to reinstall PTR yet.
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how to git gud?
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>>165647113
She will once PTR goes live. She falls apart like a used cumrag.
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>>165647657
stop being bad
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>>165647657
instalock soldier, grats to Master
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>>165647657
1. aim for heads
2. fire
3. don't die
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>>165643789
>First Zen comic I've seen
Why is there no love for him?
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>>165643190
Still love that pic
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avoid player feature back fucking when
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>>165647810
never because angry spergs would never find a game
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>>165645401
>Blizzard literally confirming that they balance the game for quick play players with 2000SR
You can't make this shit up.
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>>165646686
Shame she's armed with a damn bb gun. Would be so much more powerful if she actually had good solo kill potential, but then I guess blizzard doesn't want to make her too similar to Tracer.
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>>165647761
>robot
>doesn't have armor
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>>165647864
>angry spergs would never find a game
>Blizzard somehow thinks this is a bad thing
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>vote for someone else
>someone votes for me
>I only have one vote
>it looks like I voted for myself
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>>165645559
That one's not bad, the only three I still can't fucking get are Rapid Discord, Floor is Lava, and that 4 assist with Ana one.

And I have like 100 hours with Lucio and Zen each.
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>be a 'professional' gamer
>it's a fun activity so you're competing with people who grind it 12-16 hours per day because they're not yet burnt out
>everyone involved with the money side of things knows just how little business sense you have, so you end up getting less than 10% of the profit you generate
>your expiration date is much lower than players in any real sport, 26 years old is the absolute cutoff point
>at any moment the normiewave can abandon your game for some new fad that you're not professional level in, taking their money with them

Be honest with yourself, /owg/: you would download an aimbot too. It's not worth doing it the legitimate way. It's a fool's path.,
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>>165648112
yeah but I wouldn't get caught
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>>165645559
I got a double 6 man EMP in one life
It's easier on QP defense, just try and single out attackers from behind then run away, and get a big ult
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>>165648001
>you cucks still play her

thanks for making it 5 v 6 bros!
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>>165646385
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>>165647763
>Still
Why wouldn't you? It's a 10/10 pic plus it was just released
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Stop sexualizing Pharah
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>>165647537
>Walk around corner
>Widow misses my head
>Retreat
>Clap
>Rightmost spectral arms reach out from cover to applaud her aim
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>>165648318
But she likes it
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>>165646385
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It took me way too long to find that pic again.
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>>165648224
Wouldn't play Sombra if we didn't want a challenge senpai!
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>>165648334
lel gotta remember that
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Why do so many weapons in this game feel unsatisfying to use? Hanzo's bow feels good, Bastion turret form is okay, Reaper's guns too if you get the drop on someone, Soldier's helix rockets, and that's about it. Everything else feels like toys because they were designed for "balance" rather than fun.

e.g. Pharah would feel 10x better if her rockets were weaker but as fast as Helix rockets.

Pump-action shotgun character when? Lever-action rifle character (or give one to McCree) when?
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>>165648354
I saw that picture today and almost wanted to post a crop of Ana's face.

You're good.
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>>165648263
Because I fapped to it 3 times yesterday
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>>165647421
This
I wish more heroes had a comfy sit emote, I usually play Zarya or Soldier and their "Take a knee" just doesn't cut it
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>>165648472
Just that ONE pic? three times?

Bruhv...
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why are Pharah's emotes so bad? I currently use the giggle, not even sure if I would ever use one of the others.
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>>165648472
It's a new dawn, it's a new day
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>>165648620
Same with Soldier 76, feels bad man
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>>165648442
Great models
Renders them pretty well
Proceeds to slap elephant cocks on them
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>>165648686
the point'n'look with "get off my lawn" I don't think there's better.
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So does Tracer need a nerf? I keep hearing people say she melts too much for just being a harasser. I think she's fine where she is honestly. PS4 player btw.
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>>165648686
Solider has that "I got my eyes on you" which is pretty great

>>165648620
Cheer and Knuckles are ok imo
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STOP SEXUALIZING FAREEHA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>fapping to SFM
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>>165648875
>SFM model faces
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I love Hana.
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>>165648875
>>165648947
This ain't SFM
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This thread went to shit real fast. Fucking yuroposters.
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>>165649087
This is /owg/, the thread is always shit.
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blizzard hurry up with the lewd skins

thanks
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Hey redditors, you should not post in a new thread if the old one has 680 posts. Bump limit is 750.
Thank you.
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did anyone else get kicked from game for a patch?
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Lucio's Amp It Up should work exactly like Defense Matrix.
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>>165645220
>Capcom IS Blizzard, you heard it here last.
my sides
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>>165649165
Her mouth is all wrong there
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>>165649019
It's still fucking awful
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>>165649280
>>
Winston is my fav PoC hero
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>>165649280
I feel like lots of abilities would benefit from a resource based system rather than a one time use, but I think Blizzard would feel it's too complicated for the "general audience".
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>>165646689
possible but would mcree hang around a mexican?
Ibet he killed so many of them that he got himself some decent ptsd whenever he sees a mexican.
If not, the train of thought is still funny
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>>165648789
Tracer's always been fine. She's annoying to deal with so that's why some people want to see her gutted.
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>>165649019
doesn't look like Pharah at all.
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>>165644617
This is a sweet piece of Overwatch art.
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>>165649280
not even defense matrix should work like defense matrix.
>le secondary abilities that counter several ults
just as bullshit as Ana's piss jar.
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>>165642772
> Be playing
> Matched with arranged team
> One of them is a girl with mic
> Let her know what she does to my peepee
> Angry beta male orbiter teammates vigorously white knight her and attempt to repel my charms
> Heh

Anyone else put a beta male back into their place today?
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>>165649647
I enjoy playing tracer, and usually get potg with her. So I don't wanna see my cute little lesbo get put in the hole
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>>165649914
Tracer hasn't been touched since even before the game was released, so I wouldn't worry about that.
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Hips.
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>Pick Sombra out of spite for our team's picks
>End up making the enemy Winston even more useless than he already was
Who's the smart one now, monkey?
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So how do you all farm for loot boxes or is just leveling up the best way
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>>165648789
>>165649647
>>165649914
>>165650009
if anything Tracer just needs a bit of correction on throwing her ultimate
Which is basically a buff
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>>165650071
think I'll switch to Jackal today.
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>>165649241
>d.va fags actually believe this could go both ways
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>>165650095
leveling up is the only way besides the lootboxes from arcade and buying them so I don't know what you want.
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>>165643789
Why is zen the best
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I haven't played in a few months, but instead of asking to spoonfeed me all the updates I've missed, I just want to know one thing:
How is Junkrat nowadays?
Is he useful in/above platinum?
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>>165650285
Yeah he is strong, remember to combo your ult with D.VAs Defense Matrix
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>KOTH
>pick symmetra
>watch as half the team switch to Hanzo, Sombra, etc
>switch to Roadhog
>they continue their tantrum and don't switch to a proper pick
Every time, fucking babies
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>>165650285
untouched
useless in this meta.
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>>165650259
>discording fuccbois left and right
>healing homeboys
>dishing out mad heals with tranquility
>getting dem "DINK"s with orbs
He the best.
Such a shame that when it comes to winning, you have no options other than Lucio + Ana.
Fucking Blizzard, nerf the shit out of Ana already.
And rework fucking Lucio in a way that he is more fun to play to the player but less of a "requirement" to the team.
Ans stop trying to balance the game for quick play what the fuck is wron with you?
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>play Overwatch
>feel the desire to play TF2 again
>play TF2
>feel the desire to play Overwatch again
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>>165650165
Kinda on the fence on this one. On one hand her ult feels really underwhelming and the way she throws it is retarded, but on the other hand it instakills anyone under 400HP and has no counterplay other than a few instant abilities like Wraith Form and Ice Block.
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>>165650404
>Mercy
>not an ahegao
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Okay guys, is Overwatch fun?

Been thinking of picking it up, sadly no trial to test it out and see for myself. I want some casual fun. Never been interested in TF2, but I liked Rtcw: ET a lot in the past.
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>>165648430
Second
Weapons

Seriously tf2 had it and it makes shit more interesting
Think of it:
>soldier's enormously low spread gets fucked but his gun still shits out damage like an M60, but only on mid- and close range
>Deagle-ish blaster for high-range
>a Winchester for McCree so he can rip you apart on extremely close range
>an old flintlock pistom for reaper as a second gun just for finishing off people who get away from him, or placing sweet sweet headshots on pharah (yes, flintlock as in 1 bullet and an eternity of reloading)
And so much more
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really getting tired of playing against Symmetra's that hold their fire down regardless of the situation and D.Va's who do nothing but shift into your face and out DPS you
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>>165650559
Stop being a DPS shitter, pleb
Or just kys
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>>165650496
Wait until they nerf D.Va, Symmetra, and buff some of the weaker heroes.

Right now, as usual with Blizzard games, it's at a point of "absolutely retarded balance" and no sane person should buy the game yet.
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>>165650285
>in/above platinum
totally, especially against meta slaves that wont get a Pharah to deal with you.
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>>165650496
People wouldn't be playing it in droves if it wasn't fun.
That being said maybe you should watch some gameplay footage to see if it's the kind of thing you might enjoy?
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>>165650559
that feel when you forgot to report someone for playing Symmetra
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>>165650371
>KOTH
>pick Lucio
>teammates proceed to pick 4 dps and a Widow
>proceed to throw a shitfit on how everyone on the team but them is shit
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You all think comfort effects how you play?
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>>165650752
>KOTH
>pick Lucio
lekill yourself tryhard shitter babby
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>>165650787
>tryharding on comp is bad
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>>165650830
Lucio on KOTH is above the acceptable level as is Symmetra at all
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>>165650714
>report someone for not playing what you want them to play
Is this some LoL meme or something?
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>a girl streamer is higher rank than me

I thought i was doing well too
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>>165650787
>picking the most efficient support for this gamemode is being a tryhard
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>>165650871
reporting for bug abuse
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>>165650923
What bug abuse?
I've gotten report threats for picking bastion, torb, symmetra, pretty much every hero that doesnt fit in "muh meta".
>>
How to enjoy Overwatch
>Turn off chat
>Turn off voice chat
>Only play Quickplay
>Pick the hero you want
Have fun
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>>165651053
true, arcade is fine too
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>>165651053
>get steamrolled by enemy team
>lol at least I got gold kills as tracer :^))))
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How do I break it down?
To support a push or shield through enemy push, I get that. But it just doesn't feel like having any impact.
On offense it disappears in an instant before people can do anything meaningful. On defense most DPS ults just burst through it like nothing coupled with how fast it goes down on itself.
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>>165651053
But it's hard to enjoy to the full extent when I've got a analog stick that has input problems :(
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How do I SCATTER with Hanzo? I used to have a 100% success rate with it but nowadays I only get a kill one in twenty times.
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>>165651183
Aim at people's feet and get instant skillful kills
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Here's a riddle for you owg

How do I get out of gold while only playing solo queue and it's impossible to carry the team so you're at the mercy of your overall team quality. Not implying I'm good enough to carry (I usually play support/tank anyway) but like I can only do so much if the people on my team constantly over-extend and get wrecked, don't stay behind my rein shield, etc.

Not even memeing I genuinely don't know what to do and it's driving me crazy trying to go up the ranks. In b4 git good.
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>>165651004
there's no way Blizzard intentionally made her that strong, it's a bug.
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Yes hello I was told this is the memes edition
Where are the overmemes?
>>
what's with McCree not being able to reliably destroy turrets past their max range
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>>165651373
right here bby
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>>165651342
It really is just git gud.

If it weren't, every person on the planet would e stuck in a single tier and other tier wouldn't exist.

You may not know what you are doing wrong, but surely there is something.

so git gud
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>>165651342
Be what you think is most important. If your team can't damage, switch to DPS. If they the tanks suck, switch to that. Try and maybe do it on the round switch so that they will change to.
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>>165651342
>playing Rein in gold
Big mistake.
Play any high-impact dps and carry your team.
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>>165651342
good internet connection

quality mouse

large mousepad

mouse sensitivity down to ~30cm per 360°

soldier 76

custom game versus 6 hard ai anas with headshots only aim training at least 10 mins a day

high ground

warm up before games

stay calm during games

free grandmaster
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>>165651373

here they are good sir ;)
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>>165651342
Play DPS, if the good dps are taken kindly ask if you can have one. Don't bother playing a healer ever unless you're playing DPS zen. You can carry at gold, yes they are that bad. I played Ana at gold for like 16 hours without gaining much rank but as soon as I switched to pure DPS I cant stop ranking unless I'm stuck with a retarded stack in my team. I'm not even good at DPS but gold DPS's really are something especially retarded.
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>>165650628

Is the balance that rigged?

>>165650667

Game looks fun, every gameplay video is some fucking letsplayer though. Hate this shit.

Think I'll jump the shark, hope my not so new pc can run it well.
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>>165651589
I did this while in placements playing S76. I'm like you and generally don't play DPS but I carried a ton and often pulled 30-40 elims and a bunch of medals. Went 6-4 and still got put in gold. Idk, I definitely had some nice matches but still got cucked
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>>165651617
Yes, D.Va has been autopilot wins for a long time now. Symmetra is so broken that she went from being one of the least played to middle-high and has one of the best winrates. And then there's Ana, who can heal, deal damage, deny healing, and power up any of the 3 tanks on your team to do ridiculous damage and not die for a few seconds.
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>>165651567
Why always AI anas?
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>>165651690

Uh oh, Blizz and balancing. How's Reinhardt? Smashing cucks with big ass mace looks fun. And I like how he looks.
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>tfw you win a 5vs6 on comp for the first time
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>>165651690
>D.Va has been autopilot wins for a long time now

>play D.Va whenever a tank fill is needed because she's braindead and doesn't rely on the team as much
>not think of much of it
>check stats
>80% winrate over more than a hundred games

It's fucking ridiculous. This was before the last buff even.
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>>165651776
Hardest headshot hitbox and they can't hit you back
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>>165651776
small head hitbox, not-easy-to-predict moving patterns, can't hurt you because she can't headshot
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>>165651776
They can't damage you.
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>>165651567
custom game what mode?
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dat new Fareeha clip
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>>165652234
skirmish, lasts 30 mins so you can stay longer if you want to and gets you into the game fastest (no hero pick and pre-game timers)

also reduce the respawn times in the custom game settings if you want to
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Stop bullying Mercy!
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How is this remotely acceptable in terms of balance?

These 3 characters require no skill AT ALL to play.

Symmetra:
>long umbilical chord that latches on to enemy
>easier to aim than Mei, does more damage than Winston, classified as "support"
>can lob beach balls down a choke, with no fall damage, goes through shields
>6 high dps sneaky turrets that stops every flanker
>OP shield generator that grants it to anyone all match long

Lucio:
>braindead gameplay of "stay alive and you can heal 5 people at once"
>the only speed boost, allows your 5 teammates to escape all ultimates, (mobility is crutial in FPS games)

I don't mind Torb, at least his gun requires some skill to use and placing turrets needs a bit of gamesense and map awareness, but fuck the other two.
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>>165652526
>t. salty Tracer main

Git gud and switch to Pharah
>>
>switching and counter-picking are non-existent
>only way to play McCree is as a flanker
>tanks and healers are a privilege and not a given
>people actually unironically pick Mercy
>payload is never pushed by more than one person
>people rather preserve their K:D ratio than step on the point to contest
>people chasing their counters into 1v1s
>leavers if the first fight isn't won
>teams manage to lose defending Hanamura

Mid-plat is fascinating.
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>>165652736
Nah fuck Tracer but at least thats a balanced hero that requires some aiming and skill.

I mostly Ana and Lucio and I know how braindead Lucio is, just play him to secure wins.
>>
What does limiting client and server send rate do?
>>
What is the best site to track my Overwatch stats?
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>>165652924
It limits client and server send rate.
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>>165652947
Why care about stats, this is the Mario Party of shooters, it's just for casual fun mate xD
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Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

If only Blizzard would follow suit.
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>>165642772
>Overwatch has 0 relationships so far that are between two straight white people

Humm, I am wording what Blizzard meant by this... Surely they are not pushing a multicultural/LGBT agenda here...
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>tfw comp on sunday
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>>165653105
>Torbjorn has 12 kids with his wife
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>>165653157
>both of them are blonde
>half the kids are ginger

I said between 2 people, not a cuckold fuckfest.
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>>165653142
>play a masters game on comp
>hero pick phase
>"I troll game you retarded boosted animals"
>picks Symmetra and intentionally does fuckall all game
>people from mine and the enemy team say he has been queueing and doing that all morning

Never playing comp on weekends again.
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>>165652974
Okay and what's the result of doing that?

>inb4 limited client and server send rate
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>>165652246
What clip
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>>165653142
>been put in the same game with someone throwing twice in a row
>he's been on the other team both times
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Why is the "stay as a team" a thing?
It's just shitter bait.

>be plat
>steamroll game
>duo on our team wants to stay as team
>1 more guy wants to stay as team
>whythefucknot.jpg
>we're 4-stack next game
>loads in
>enemy team is 1 master 5 diamonds
>our team is 4 plat 2 diamonds
>3050 vs 3400 SR
>get spawncamped for 5 minutes
NEVER EVER AGAIN
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>>165653371
Your client and server rate is limited

It's for people with capped internet transfer
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>>165653283
Yeah there was some legit petty fucks in high rankings for whatever reason
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>>165653594
Alright thanks.
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>>165653573
it's not meant to be used in comp. or at least in plat or higher.
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I just figured out you can move the camera around when it's showing potm.
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>>165653627
>for whatever reason
Absolute autists who place their value in life on their proficiency in a videogame are there. Random retarded spergout shit is to be expected from them.

For me the game is the most enjoyable at Diamond for me. Above it there are too many autistic shitters who throw on purpose. Below players are too retarded for me to have fun.

This is why I have a diamond smurf I play on with some characters I am not as good as. The game is more fun that way.
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I fucked up with my new account and won a couple of shitter games in a row and now I'm in smurf heaven. I'm not actually good. Send help.
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>>165654042
Such degeneracy.
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>>165654042
>amazing detailed truthful Pharah suit with working mechanisms
>featureless D.Va bodysuit with Mercy theme

Even in lesbian relationships, the femme is inferior.
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>>165654042
B-but Mr. Chu said Mercy is for me :'c
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>>165654242
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>>165654242
that's not mercy tho

look closer
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>>165653428
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/208445#search=Pharah
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>>165654273
that's really accurate.
props to those cosplayers
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>>165654347
>that position
jesus FUCKING christ man
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>>165654242
Mercy is a kind girl and wants to help release their sexual frustration to a lot of people
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>>165654407
Mercy looks fucked up though. Wrong details, and her suit is actually fairly thick.
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really make u think
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>>165654473
It is supposed to be Mercy/D.va
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>>165651805
He's the only one who can counter a character named Reinhardt so he's basically a required pick on every team and a mainstay in the meta. He's also unlikely to go away.
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>>165654473
it looks like a dva+mercy hybrid,
dva's headphones and skin suit
mercy's hair and deco
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>>165654242

Nope.
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This girl needs to git gud.
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Who /phargency/ here?
FFM was always the best
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>>165654619
original character do not steal
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Can I marry Mercy?
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>>165654473
>>165654558
Its based on an art that had Mercy wearing a D.va style suit. I dont have the picture but someone else probably can link it.
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Will Gabriel return to the light?
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>>165654728
No, she's Chu's waifu
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>>165654728
No! Do not touch!
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R8 my tastes
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>>165654803
>played 12 games so far today
>won 2, lost 10

you know i think ill eventually get back down to where i calibrated and then start going up for no explained reason, because i wonder more and more how i managed to gain 2100 in just over a week
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>>165654909
absolute trash
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>>165654759
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>>165654907
>>165654885
What do I do to marry her, then?
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>>165654909
>torb
cool
>d.va
kill you'reseff
>reinhardt
cool guy
>lucio
depends if this is KOTH (if it is just go kill you'reseff)
>mercy
cool guy
>ana
kill yoruseffle
>zen
keel your souffle
>roadhog
ok
>mei
great guy
>soldier
ok
>hanzo
ok
>bastion
ok
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>>165650905
is he anymore, though
his healing is shit and zenyatta's ult does basically the same thing as lucio's but he also does dps and healing on top of that
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>>165655006
Be Genji.
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>>165655006
Be Roadhog
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Why don't we have this yet?
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>want to learn a hero i don't play
>don't want to be a burden on my team

how do i become an asshole
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>>165655025
>muh speed boost is the most overpowered ability in the game

you know i wonder if blizzard will actually do something and change the spawns so you spawn much closer to the objective and spent less time running there
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>>165655135
play him anyway
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>>165655125
because there will probably be a crossover skin set eventually and they'll all be released at the same time.
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>>165655125
>that cleavage

zarya is not for sexual reeeeeeee
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>>165655125
Because it looks fucking horrible and doesnt fit into the game.
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>>165655081
She's really into azn or fatso?
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>>165655224
>you will never suck on zarya's swollen meaty clit
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>>165655135
switch if you begin losing drastically quickly

or to be an asshole
dont switch at all
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>>165654803
I heard the next time Chu decides to foreshadow this he plans on placing a giant billboard in the background of one of the panels. The billboard reads in giant neon letters "I'M PLANNING A REDEMPTION ARC FOR REAPER."

So subtle. Truly a master.
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Just another day in Tankwatch, we actually had 4 tanks with Pharah and Mercy on defense
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>>165644918
Finally realized why PharMercy and TracerWidow are such popular ships. They're all personality opposites.
Which explains why Gency is so fucking boring
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>>165655234
>doesnt fit into the game.

ah yes, beause mercenaries running around in Olympic uniforms surely fits
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>>165655271
All girls love Roadhog
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>>165655271
Mercy+Genji is canon.
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>>165655346
Well, Tracer+Emily is canon, but who cares?
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>>165655316
They are also all lesbian.
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>>165655316
ZaryaXGenji would be way funnier.
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I'm so fucking sick of getting matched up with gooks in qp.

How do I make this stop?
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>>165655369
Emily isn't a playable character until Talon mindbreaks her, so it's not as interesting.
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Hana and me is canon.
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>>165655315
What does Pharah look under the Mecha mask?

Is it her regular face?
She looks qt in her Pocahontas suit under mask...
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>>165655453
stop being australian playing past midnight
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>>165655382
Of course, but it's not like they're random just to sate fan homolust.
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>>165655464
Hey Lucio
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>>165655501
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>>165655456
So, how do I marry Mercy?
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>>165655520

I'm on the west coast of the USA. Not a trashrat.
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>>165655453
I've noticed I only get matched if I play after 6am PST, that's gook prime time, also my game lags so I think they put me in asian servers who knows.
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>>165655464
That thumbnail looks so much like some guy has nutted on her hand and belly and she hold up her hand and the cum in her hand drips down to her belly.
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>>165655556
I'm sorry Anon, she's being spitroasted by Masterblaster and Rules of Nature as we speak.
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>>165655501
https://youtu.be/z0VIOk6_CVw?t=48s
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How come there are so many Lucio mains this season?

Is it because he is "the ultimate go to hero for not doing anything so that you have less pressure on you"?
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>>165655638
This makes me really sad. Gotta find a new waifu then.
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Third person mode when?
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>>165655606
That's what about to happen there anyway.
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>>165655680
Reddit Lucio
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>>165655680
when hasn't there been a lucio in every game ever?
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>>165655709
I guess never, bcoz pov is part of game mechanics.
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>>165655709
Likely never. They don't want people peeking around corners with emotes and that's why you're locked in the animation so I doubt a third person mode will ever happen.
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>>165655456
>until Talon mindbreaks her
delet, tracer deserves happiness
>>
When's the next event in OW?

Valentines?
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>>165655921
Nah kappalan confirmed there won't be a valentine's or easter event.
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>>165643235
I could get you out of bronze in 3 hours because I don't need a team to win.
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>>165655852
Tracer is for bullying
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>>165655921
No valentine or easter. There should be chink new year and then who knows.
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>>165655709
Medieval mode fucking when?
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>>165655921
People are guessing Chinese New Year based on Jeff's comments about Mei getting a new skin early in the year. Confirmed no Valentine's event.
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>>165656002
Why the eagle?

It's not in Germanys flag.
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Project Titan concepts
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>>165656102
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>>165656164
Yeah but what is the eagle suppose to be?

Does Rein want to restore the Holy Roman Empire?
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>>165656102
It's literally on coats of arms duh
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>>165656125
>no pharah, the mecha chick

Can this stop
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>>165656102
MUH HRE
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>>165656102
The same reason there is no eagle on the US flag, retard.
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What is, in your opinion, the most balanced/well designed hero for every role?

>Pharah
>Mei
>Zarya
>Zenyatta
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>>165656006
Sexually.
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>>165656201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswehr
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>>165656298
if pharah is balanced then everything else is OP

otherwise she's underpowered
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>>165656263
HRE had different eagle though
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>>165656351
That explains the skin name but not the eagle.
>>
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>>165656363
barely
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>>165656002
I need more of Pharah hanging out with Overwatch members
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>>165656401
Are you stupid?
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>>165656006
Do NOT bully the speedy yellow lesbian of optimism!
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>>165656401
Gee that was fucking hard
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>>165656401
>I am retarded, please spoonfeed me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Germany
>>
NORTH KOREAN HERO WHEN
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>>165656409
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>>165656409
IMA stop you right there.

Don't post the rest of the comic. If you do at least post the comic in the entire instead of the last couple pages.

Widow tracer is a horrible ship that makes no sense.
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>>165656102
>not knowing the heraldric sigil of Germany
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>>165656006
Tracer is for lesbian love
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>>165656436
awwwww
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>>165656520
Widracer makes perfect sense

and more importantly is hot af
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>>165656586
It is hot but widow and tracer are rivals who hate each other. They will never love each other.
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>>165656458
>speedy yellow lesbian of optimism
Perfect for bullying
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>>165656513
>>165656520
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>>165656520
False
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>>165656554
Why does the redhead look so uncomfortable/unsure?
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>>165656586
>widow had a husband
>gets brainwashed into gayness

That wont go well with all the neets
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>>165656520
>Opposite personalities and personal rivalry
Their ship is so un-random that it's actually cliche.
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>>165655546
>>165655643
Oh hey that's pretty sexy, I forgot I could've just checked that in game thanks
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>>165656646
Post the start of the comic at least.

The part that includes the women tracer is canonically with.
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>>165656646
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>>165656632
Opposites attract anon and love and hate are two sides of the same coin.

Love blossoms in the weirdest places
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>>165656675
>purple with no tattoos

Who is this imposter?
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>>165656676
Because tracer looks like a white walking fucking ape look at those fucking lips jesus christ
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>>165656752
Literally all they do is try to put bullets in each others skulls
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>most snipers in fps games scope limits your view as a trade-off to zooming in
>widow and ana can see everything outside the focus center

And that's how you know sniping in this game is for babies
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>>165645559
Go to QP and dont worry about winning the game and just run around hacking people, maybe on a 2CP defense match so you have that nice juicy 8 and a half minute defense of point B. Hell, you could even announce in match chat that you're just going for the cheevo and some players on the enemy team might just let you hack them as long as you dont start being a cheeky cunt and trying to kill them too.
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>>165656458
Literally all of her adjectives beg for her to be bullied especially yellow.
I can't wait to play as Talon Emily and get potg bullying Tracer's cute little face to tears!
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>>165656409
>>165656513
>>165656646
>>165656751
APPLY
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>>165656802
Literally what lesbians do except in the vag
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>>165656080
The Asian theme events on February of both League and Dota2 sell a LOT of skins, blizzard wants that cash quick, specially with their huge chink playerbase.
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>>165656409
>>165656513
>>165656643
>>165656751
>>165656852
YOURSELF
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>>165656823
The trade off is that the scopes dont actually zoom in very far and basically in any situation where a widow is firing at you you're going to be able to tell where she is because she has to get fairly close to threaten you.
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>>165656852
>>165656974
>the frenchwoman is doing the cucking
how ironic
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>>165656852
>>165656974
see this just makes me feel bad for Emily
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>>165657019
Truth might hurt sometimes, you know.
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>>165657019
Fuck that basic bitch
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>>165654909
I legitimately don't understand how anyone can enjoy playing Torbjorn, but seems gud besides that.

R8 mein taste brethren.
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>>165657019
To make it worse, she's just distracting Tracer, so Talon can abduct Emily to mindbreak her into one of their agents.
>>
>am literally in love with blueberry
>is all I fap to for 3 months now
>can;t aim for shit
>40% winrate and getting worse and worse
>people berate me in game and ask me to swap all the time

H E L P
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>>165657090
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>>165655852
Talon will never kidnap and mind break Emily like they did to Widowmaker

because they won't need too, she's been a Sleeper Agent for Talon all along. She's honeypotting the shit out of Tracer
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>>165657090
She could've done any different way.
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>>165656643
>corrupting tracer
she doesn't deserve this
>>
Girl gamers are trash
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>>165657112
Don't play blue unless you can do her proud.
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>>165657067

Torbs gun does a fuck load of damage and spamming armour for your team mates is fun as well as getting occasional kill credits because of your turret.

Plus his ultimate is pretty beast mode.
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>>165654909
Me ooga team booga
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>>165655316
Yeah, kinda sad that we are going to get stuck with one of the most boring ships. Seriously, if the ptr lines are any indication we will get more "couple gets along" lines. The thought of that makes me annoyed.
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>>165657154
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>>165657090
>>165657137
ENOUGH
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>>165646523
>The characters are overdesigned
I've seem to read this many times here, but what do you guys exactly mean when you say that? It feels more like most characters are specialists when compared to tf2, where you could switch weapons if needed
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>>165657112
Just get better

Ignore the memes a good blueberry can still contribute to a team really well you just need to be able to actually 1 shot the supports quickly in a fight

Its not easy to do and really good widows still struggle with consistency issues but she's playable
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>Widow liking an annoying British time slag
Fucking shippers
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>>165657067
Torb is how supports/healers should've been done in this game. 1-2 utility buttons and no spammable heals.
>>
>>165657220
>tfw you 2-shot a hog with your rightclick

Feels good man
>>
>>165648083
>and that 4 assist with Ana one.
You literally only need to nanovisor
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>>165657335
Love is strange sometimes.
>>165657343
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>>165657189
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>>165657350
Torb duels in 1vs1 can be short and brutal because of this
>>
>>165657220
Yeah people dont realize that torbs gun hits like a truck. I think they just look at the type of ammo it shoots and assume its both literally and figurativley a pea shooter but those peas are practically mccree bullets, they're also just literally the hardest projectile in the game to land.
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>>165657240
Tracer wouldn't fit in with the rest of the edgelords
>>
We all know what's gonna happen between Tracer and Emily eventually anyways. Talon will make a move on Tracer, Emily gets caught in the crossfire and while she gets away alive and well, it scares the shit out of Tracer to the point where she breaks it off to avoid putting her in anymore conflict.

This will be pretty devastating to Tracer, but she always puts everyone else before herself
>>
You are walking down the street and those fellas block your path.
Wat do?
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>>165657543
>We all know what's gonna happen between Tracer and Emily
Yeah absolutely nothing.
>>
>>165657526
HAHA WOW DEVIANTART TIER ART IS THE MOST LAUGHABLE

WHAT NEXT, TRACER THE HEDGEHEG?
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>>165657562
kiss zarya
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>>165657154
Funnily enough, In HoTS she has a joke line about sometimes getting visions of her being a maid in the countryside
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>>165657526
>Tracer wouldn't fit in with the rest of the edgelords
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What is the fucking point of Zens alt fire? They do no extra damage and for max bullets its 4 seconds but you can fucking fire 10 god damn regular same damage balls anyway.

At fucking best its highly situational and most of the time it's strictly fucking worse. It's not like he has anyway to set it up.
>>
>>165657494
>they're also just literally the hardest projectile in the game to land.
It has a slight arc, don't kid yourself, any autist just compensates up a bit and lands it, not rocket science.
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>>165657189
Tfw nothing we can do about the ones that absolutely have to show everyone how good they are at the braindead heroes like Dva, Zarya, or Ana
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>>165657654
Neither Lena nor Hana deserve this, delet
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>>165657665
you can charge it up before going around a corner you stupid shit
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>>165657623
>TRACER THE HEDGEHEG
but that's what I posted
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>>165657665
It's only use is peeking and killing retards that stand still.
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>>165657708
>braindead heroes
>lists 2 that are really high skill ceiling
im replying to bait
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>>165657665
>around corners
>down chokes
>take down the bastion/turret/widow from a distance burst
>someone chasing you? go around a corner, charge shot, let them come eat some nuts

It's great man git gud learn to charge, you can oneshot a hog if all the nuts hit the face
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When will blue get her comic that finally shows us her pre-talon.
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>>165657649
That's exactly why there's art of it.
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>>165657815
Never
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>>165648112
do you actually think he's cheating lmao
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>>165657815
First Strike was the closest you blueberries ever came to seeing maybe Gerard at least.
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>no young McCree skin
>no uncorrupted Widow skin
>no young Reinhardt skin
>no young Mercy skin
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WHY THE FUCK are they nerfing CROUCHING in the patch?

So it's harder for us to dodge and let the enemy headshot us easily? What garbage this game casualizes the smallest details. Makes my teabags slower too.
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>>165657805

>down chokes
>take down the bastion/turret/widow from a distance burst

Both of those things you are better just firing naturally as you get 2x as much damage in the same window while still being able to discord and harmony people...
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>>165657901
Aww. I wanna see Gerard's death and the events leading up to it.
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>>165648112
>still hating on our guy taimou in 2017

Lol
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>>165657649
>>165657842
it's actually a reference to how Tracer's VA used to play a maid on that Downton Abbey show
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/owg/ i have a very important question for you

why do we hate girl gamers
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>>165658164
I don't really hate anyone
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>>165657771
No anon, you are the bait
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>>165658164
>pick mercy=hate
>pick Reinhardt=I love you
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>>165658164
We don't, it's >>>/r9k/ that's overflowing
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>Psst kid, wanna buy my death metal album?
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>>165658078
>visor with casual clothes
is she autistic or is that thing built-into her head?
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>>165658164
theres this girl gamer i know who smokes weed all night, plays overwatch and watches animes.
i dont know how to feel about it
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>>165658457
She was probably on a mission and just had time to sneak off to the grave. Talon would not allow her to go to her Husbands grave.
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>No scout-esk character
>No satisfying burst damage meatshots
>No great mobility
>No managing individual shots
>No high risk high reward gameplay

Tracer is braindead scout for babies. Mashing left click and dragging your mouse isn't as fun as flicking for meatshots. You have a literal press e to not die ability designed so retards have a crutch to not overextend.

Reaper is better but he's more frontline and clunky.

I want:

>150 health
>150 damage dealing shotgun with tiny range, virtual melee weapon
>Low capacity, 4-6 shots that must be reloaded manually shell by shell
>Double jump
>mobility shit I don't know fill in the blanks

Fuck tracer. Fuck Nagasaki.
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>>165658457
Pretty safe to assume so, since she wears it in the comic
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>>165658510
Sounds like a normal california girl
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>>165658526
McCree is the Scout of Overwatch. Easy to kill, 100% scaling with skill, and you don't want him to 1v1 you.
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>>165658457
If I pulled that off would she die?
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>>165658541
Can't be built in.

see
>>165657901
She is wearing a completely different visor.
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that feel when overwatch shows me how much of a subhuman i am.

>born 2 lose
>>
Lemme say that again.
TRACER X WIDOWMAKER
See "Emily" anywhere? No.
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>>165658510
wiaf that shit anon

>>165658620
>dog filter

SLUT
L
U
T
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>>165658676
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>>165658676
>See "Emily" anywhere?
yeah, between tracer's legs
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I wonder how much free reign Talon gives Widowmaker.

Do they let her just come and go as she pleases or do they keep her under surveillance till they need someone dead?
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>>165658620
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>>165658789
You mean, under Tracer's legs.
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>>165658676
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>>165658676
Emily and Amélie are pronounced almost the same. Blizzard knows what they're doing.
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>>165658947
Do you mean Tracer's twisted mind produced the redhead version of Widowmaker with an appearance of a different woman as a consequence of collision of Tracer's feelings towards the real Amelie and her time-warp PTSD?
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>>165651342
git gud on Ana, went from 1,9K to 2,7K in a week after placements, just kill the Pharah all day because your S76 certainly won't do it
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The lgbt pandering killed this game. This is why Paladins is so much better.
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>>165659124
>not playing battleborn instead
lmaoing @ u
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>>165658947
>yfw Emily is actually widow deep undercover
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>>165658813
She probably stays at some base somewhere in between missions. They seem to give her free reign while on missions at least either obeying reaper or being solo till pick up arrives.

There is nothing to indicate Talon is concerned about her loyalty.
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>almost have a silver name border
>only now just realized hanzo has robotic legs
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>>165659076
Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
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>>165659198
i thought this was a meme? isnt it the same spergs who say widow and pharah both have robotic legs
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>bronze
Shit.

>silver
Shit.

>gold
Shit.

>play
Shit.

>diamond
Shit.

>the rest
Ok/Good

>top 500
Best.

How accurate?
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I can't begin to identify how I should feel about this...
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>>165659276
It is. The only amputees are Genji, Junkrat, McCree, Torb and Symmetra.
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>>165659284
with current rank distribution master isnt that good
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>>165659284
Shit.
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>>165659284
>diamond
ok
>master
good
>gm
better
>top500
best

the rest are irrelevant
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>>165659289
horrified
>>
>germany is shown in a rotten and destructed state
>the other countries are shown as shining utopias of a perfect modern world

Well, even Blizzard hates this country.
Please nuke us already.
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>>165659284
I don't think Rank really means much in this game, since Blizzard doesn't intend for it to be a pyramid system.
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>>165659076
Has tracer ever met Widowmaker at a time when they were not trying to kill each other?
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Come to think of it, behind all the bright colours and disney-like faces, the world of Overwatch is a really cruel place.
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>>165659357
>I'll forever be "ok"
Kill me.
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>>165659397
most games rank distribution is a bell curve just like overwatch's
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>>165659276
nope, there prosthetics. or weird boots, but they look really uncomfortable to wear for long periods of time, or while he's climbing and running an jumping around
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>>165659289
You shouldn't think about it
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>>165659419
Fuck dat
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>>165659396
>germany is shown in a rotten and destructed state
germany is already fucked. just go through a normal city here and you will see how this country is becoming worse every day.
there is a reason why all the smart germans are leaving this piece of shit country.
>>
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>>165659406
It is quite possible.
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>>165659396
kek
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>>165659408
Did you come to this shocking conclusion before or after you realized the Omnic Crisis wiped out ONE THIRD of the World's Population.

That's 2 billion people dead within a year.
>>
>the higher i climb masters
>the more autsitic people start to sound

wtf
>>
>>165659624
youre apart of them now
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>>165659608
But they were slaughtered in a DISNEY-WAY, hey!
>>
>>165659284
Master is shit too
GM is alright-ish
Top 500 is competent
Pro is best.
>>
>play ranked on gold level
>game crashes
>come back
>whole team typing all caps "THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
>explain that my game crashed
>the same insane crying continues
>at the end of the game they all go "report anon!!"

What is wrong with Overwatch players?
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>>165659396
Did you not look out of Eichenwalde's spawn and see that Stuttgart is some amazing looking city?
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>>165659770

>Did you not look out of Eichenwalde's spawn and see that Stuttgart is some amazing looking city?

I bet those are only the remnants of the pre-omnic war Stuttgart.
Germans live in holes in the ground in a sub-north korean state there i guess.
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Would you buy one?
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>>165659770
>spawn in Eichenwalde as D.Va
>"Huh, kinda reminds me of home."

Character Arc that reveals D.Va is already struggling with massive PTSD at the age of 19 when
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>>165659963
Wanna fuck his boi pucci
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>>165659963
master zenyatta is not for lewd, delete this at once
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>>165643172
>dva gets conscripted
>streams it for mad twitch bux
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ew
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I fucking love this map with Symm.
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>>165660242
>playing qp at any time other than off-season

end yourself
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>>165657562
run right through them
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>>165660312
>comp fags thinking anyone one with a brain takes unbalancedwatch seriously
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you guys like D.va?
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Is it worth taking the time and effort to master Lucios wall riding to DJ Professor K level of skill or is mediocre fine as long as I'm healing
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>>165660502
Not so fast!
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>>165660683
Just keep switching between healing and speed really fast and keep slamming space bar and you'll be a pro like Reddit lucio
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>fucking 2017
>people STILL hate when you pick Genji, even before the match starts
Before nerfs I was trying to tell everyone he was the best in the game, nobody believed me.

Nowadays he's top 5. You should never be mad about a good Genji on the team.
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>>165661146
You probably have shit genji stats
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>>165660312

>play comp
>play one of the fun heroes
>"ANON PLS GO HEALER!!!!"
>"no"
>"REEEEEEEEEE"

Do you want this?
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>>165659284
>bronze
Shit.

>silver
Shit.

>gold
Shit.

>play
Shit.

>diamond
Shit.

>the rest
Shit.

>top 500
Still shit but there's no more ranks so i guess it's good.
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What is the best lucio map? Illios ruins has got to be my favorite, jumping between pillar to pillar, never touching the ground
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>>165660683
Regardless of what you "master", you're not going to be moving any faster than Pharah in the air.
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>>165661405

The Nepal map with the pit surrounding the point, just push people off all match long.
>>
Why did Blizzard seriously actually replace ggez with incredibly condescending shit?

I hate ggez and always have but this replacement just makes me hate Blizzard more
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>>165661327
Maybe I'd get out of Diamond if I played Tracer.
>>
>76 vs mccree
>durr helix enjoy dying before getting close enough for stun range
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>>165661146
Most Genjiss aren't good.
Genji's face has become a yellow badge for shitters.
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Who is he?
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>>165661560

Because they could? Who cares I just mute everyone that spams it.
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>>165660579
if im gonna waste my time playing overwatch it sure as hell is going to be for something productive like grinding out 300 wins to get a golden weapon
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>>165661587
>only 1 healing per minute
Shit Genji.
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>>165661669
you can literally say the same for hanzo, bastion, torb, widow, reaper
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>>165660312
>competitive overwatch
>>
I just discovered an easy way to piss people off. There's no cap on saying you want to attack the objective only on Oasis for some reason.
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>>165661617
Have you tried left click?
>>
I have lost 6 times my "promotion match", please kill me owg
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>>165661587
is tracer actually good? would increasing her hp to 200 be fair?
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>>165662029
in seasons 1 and 3 i lost 8/10 placements
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>>165662029

Doesn't really matter, it uses personal metrics for most of it.
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>>165645559
QP is your friend. I got this, EMP's are included. I hacked 41 people in one game on gibraltar.
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>>165662203
NO IT DOES NOT, YOU FUCKING LIAR
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>>165662032
Tracer is very good. Amazing ground mobility, recall to heal, fasest charging and destructive ult, and insane burst damage with her guns close range.

If you have good game awareness and aim, she is the easiest carry in the game. Dismantles backlines.

Giving her 200 HP would break her.
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>>165662289
I calibrated 2700
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>>165661734
becoz they cood is never a good enough reason

It comes off as typical egotistical Blizz high-horse shit.
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>>165643878
>Reaper - Blackwatch Reyes

>Mei - Classic

>Zarya - Midnight

>Ana - Captain Amari

>>165644954
Because Hanzo has an incredibly high mechanical skill ceiling if you want to play him effectively at high ranks. Most people who play him have bad projectile aim so he bears the stigma of being a useless shitter's pick. In the right hands I'd argue he's better than Widowmaker due to having a higher fire rate, better mobility and the recon from the sonic arrow thing.
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>>165662289

Its putting people of all skill levels together trying to find their place, if wins/losses mattered many people would be royally screwed.

Get medals, have effective use of ultimates and be on points/payloads.
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>>165662289
If you've completed season 2, it's pretty much going to be that rank. If it's your first season then how you played is a larger factor than w/l.

t. 4 wins and placed master
>>
>actually knowing skin names
autism
>>
Is there anything important people should know before doing competitive mode?
>>
where's the Chinese new year event
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>>165644954
Hanzo is simply unreliable, he'll never match up to stacking tanks and a hitscan.
>>165662503
Tanks and supports
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>>165662479
>not knowing simple words

retardation
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>>165646757
Seconding this. It sounds cute.
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>>165662076
>>165662203
but still,
>go from 2800 to ~2985
>got bad team, lose
>win, back to ~2985
>bad team, lose
>repeat 6 times

this game is frustrating af
>>
>>165662503

Fundamental game and hero knowledge is all you need.
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>>165662548
>simple

not everyone can be smart faggot
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>>165662507
21st
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>>165662503
How all the heros work (I'd recommend at least 1hr on each hero), general knowledge of the maps, how to group up/wait, basic communication is a plus.
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>>165647273
>I usually pick Meditate for pre-game sitting parties in spawn.

In my experience, I'm the only one sitting and relaxing in pregame. Everyone else is smashing the living shit out of Winston's computers or trying to get a sick dunk.
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>>165662592

>I have never played any point based match making before
>>
Why doesn't OW flash in the taskbar when you find an Arcade game like it does when you find a ranked or QP game?
>>
>>165647891
This post was more of a fuck you to the people who ride the meta reports dick and tote it like a holy bible in comp games.
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Hana
>>
Is >70 FPS essential to placing high in Competitive Play?
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>>165662812
STINKS
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>>165662868

Of course not. As long as you aren't <30 fps or whatever then you'll be fine.
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>>>165662868
70fps is the bare minimum for diamond. You'll need 120fps+ to get masters and around 200fps for a chance at GM.
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>>165662737
you should be supportive to your salty brother, anon
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>>165662651
>>165662503
you dont need to know how to play all heroes, you can be good jsut playing 1 or 2 heroes and if your team asks to switch do not switch trust me taking the hero your team tells you will usually not change the outcome of the game
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>>165663062
>tfw 20-25 fps
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>>165663317
Are you that guy playing on a GT 210 or something like that?
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>>165663418
S T O P
T
O
P
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>>165662812
Is cute.
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>>165663450
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>>165650510
More characters should have had secondary weapons, IMHO. Perhaps they could have tied into their abilities, or allowed for additional character abilities?

>Soldier has a basic pistol because FASTER THAN RELOADING.
>Hell, backup pistols for several cast members with niche weapons, just so the already insane counterplay isn't quite as strong. Scout and Engineer having pistols worked well in TF2.
>Genji's short sword is instead an equippable weapon, deals 60 damage instead of 30. His quick melee is just a punch.
>McCree could opt to dual wield for a decrease in accuracy but double in ammo capacity.
>Reinhardt could choose between overhead hammer strikes that require more precision but deal more damage, or side to side strikes that act as normal.

Stuff like that. Someone also posted a Mercy rework where her staff secondary was an AOE heal ground slam thing, and her E was a jump.
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>>165663404
I dont even have a graphics card mate
Im on intel hd
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Reaper buffs when?
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>illios ruins
>always a widowmaker
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>>165663604
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>>165663682
Genji already gets enough mileage out of his quick melee. Reinhardt doing anymore damage would make him a monster. You want Mccree to be able to shoot for even longer than he already can? 76's reload is literally a second and a half.
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>>165663278
It's not about being able to play all heros well, it's about knowing what their abilities do when you're playing with or against them.

As for playable heros, I would suggest being able to play well with 2 heros from each category (not so much defense). Don't be that guy that can "only play roadhog". This isn't too much of a big deal for new players but as they play more they should be at least this diverse in the characters they can play.
>>
>Got ages to make comp changes at start of game
>Team only starts to question comp and make changes at five second count down
>Half the team is in spawn at start of game

Why the fuck do people do this shit? I get that you go take a piss, shitpost while waiting, etc but if you really play such limited heroes why not be ready to autolock that shit. We ended up losing round one because we were staggered all game and the idiots didn't understand that they took the point and now had defending advantage because of that.
>>
>americucks shitting up the thread again

REALLY activates the almonds
>>
>>165663751

>not getting siick piicks
>>
>>165645737

D Va has plenty of picks because she's self sufficient and doesn't rely on "my retarded team" to get stuff done. Same with Roadhog who even comes with his own heal.

People don't play Reinhardt because his main contribution is keeping the team you dislike alive longer.

Supports function this way too. Zenyatta is terrible without backup but people still pick him when they're forced to support because he has good kill potential.
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>>165656643
>Science bondage corruption mindbreak gasmask stuff
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>>165661560
>>165662384
Because people spamming that nonsense nonstop gets very annoying after a while, and Blizzard knows that a lot of players are assholes.

>do something retarded, get punished for it

How life works, anon.
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>Don't worry bro, I'll change if it doesn't work!
>Team steamrolls us due to the retarded pick
>Momentum from the ults they got allows them to push the payload with quick time
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>>165645276
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Why did I just lose 55 SR for a loss? The game I won before that gave me like 10SR too. What the fuck is this shit
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>>165664619
yeah it was definitely that one pick that cost u the game
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>>165664679
wtf is that guy playing on a controller on PC
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>>165664718
because you probably played like absolute shit
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>>165664578
Do you get mad when I type
"GG"
"EZ"
Without getting punished?
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>>165664845
I mean we all do it sometimes. its not that bad with certain characters.
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>>165664785

Pretty much, when your in competitive in theory you should all be evenly matched skillwise. So when someone picks Hanzo, Torbs, Widow, whatever at the start and we're basically down a DPS character because of it, it's essentially a 5v6.

You can pretty much lose in a competitive game based on the fact that someone picks McCree instead of 76 as the hitscan. That fact that Soldier is 10-20% better can do it.
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>>165665017
wtf no I never do that, it's awful unless you're playing Mercy
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>>165664898
the game I lost was complete fucking shit, the whole team were flaming each other, we all lost 55sr just then I bet.

The game I won was one of the best games ive had on this game
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>>165665116
nah, I can rack up the kills with plants of characters like soldier or pharah. I only really do it if I just wanna relax and not sit at my desk
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>>165643878
>Offence
Pharah - Raindance, Frostbite and Anubis
>Defense
Junkrat - The Jester skins
>Tank
I like all of the tanks. Best skins for them are: Greifhardt (all rein skins are dope as fuck), B.VA, Siberian Front, Sharkbait and Yeti
>Support
Lucio - Ribbit or the christmas skin
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Do the other OW agents know about Tracer's homosexuality? Winston does, but how about 76, Ana, Reaper, McCree, Torb, Genji, Mercy and the others?
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>>165658067

Rapid fire crouching is only useful for a handful of heroes, and that handful already has rail thin hitboxes. It doesn't take any skill to bind crouch to the mouse wheel and spin like a motherfucker, but it's extremely effective.

You can cry about casualization all you want, at least it's a nuanced balance change. Too bad they didn't document it. (Seriously, what is it with Blizzard not telling us these things)
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>>165665138
Widowmaker is not a carpet muncher, please delete this
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BROWN
R
O
W
N
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>>165665424
None of them give a shit. At this point Tracer being a lesbian is the most normal thing about her.
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>>165664990
I get annoyed when people use it at all, especially when it's after a match that lasts for twenty minutes and was a photo-finish to-the-wire barely victory. If your dipshit ass thought that was easy then you were sitting in spawn letting your far superior teammates play for you.
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>>165665434
It's basically worthless against most heroes in this game because of the fat projectile hitboxes.
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>>165665528
>>>/aco/1128983
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Finally got this in a lootbox, why can't we buy them Blizzard?
I'm level 328
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>>165665424
Do you really think Tracer is the kind of person that doesn't talk at all about something she likes? It's not even a big deal.
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>>165661047
>>165661456
I meant movement around the map, getting to places that could give me a height advantage, keeping myself out of the way so I take less damage, that sort of thing. I'm not looking to be dspstanky, just a better lucio.
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>>165665424
Back in my day we only had to worry about the Aliens, commander
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>TFW you will never be good enough to get the animated season sprays
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>>165665452
No
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>>165665783
I had some Mercy in my game the other day who had Season 1 top 500 spray. She's platinum now.
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Did I miss something?
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>>165663751
>Any map
>Always a Widowmaker
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>tfw i was one game to diamond
>now i'm stuck in gold
2 wins 1 loss everytime keeps me from climbing fuck this shit
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>>165665424
>Guys I... I need to come clean... I'm... gay
>Wait, you weren't before? How did you explain those shoes then?
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>>165665608
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>>165666040
rarepair
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>>165665424
Tracer is probably like Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99. Doesn't try to hide it, doesn't draw attention to it either.
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>>165666156
>mei

Fastest way to ruin anything
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I wonder if Mercy could invent homosexuality medicine that would make Tracer crave dick
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>>165666666
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Just lost 8 games in a row, went from 3050 to 2780

Thanks for the fun /owg/ but I have to use a bat to destroy all my PC hardware and drink bleach now
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>>165666709
That's funny, I went from 2400 to 2800 this morning, maybe I'm sapping your points. See you around ;)
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>mystery heroes control point
>win first round
>4 of the enemy team ragequits
>lobby implodes
>mfw
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>>165666709
I feel your pain.
I'll give you some advice It doesn't get better, enjoy the fall
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>check the thread
>widowtracers everywhere
Shoo, you nasty little things.
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>>165666903
Every /vg/ thread turns into waifu wars
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>>165646385
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What Overwatch character would be a good porn star?


https://vimeo.com/124430713
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>>165666903
What's so nasty?
>>
so im looking for an image of mercy holding her gun and crying with a pouty face like shes melting, ive been looking for it all fucking day, i just wanna see this fucking image so i can slightly chuckle
>>
>our team holds a point until it goes into overtime
>enemy manages to take it
>from then on our team has utterly fallen apart, everyone's dying like flies, no heals from the healer, going in one by one to get slaughtered, no coordination, get curbstomped and lose in a minute

Why do people fucking do this?
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>genji's va ships gency and his favorite character is mercy
oh yeah they're definitely gonna be canon
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>>165667279
Is he sharing Gency art too?
And people didn't see this coming? Hilarious.
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>>165667237
http://kevin52495.tumblr.com/post/154292440113/an-average-day-of-a-mercy-player-by-%EC%8B%9C%EC%96%BC%EB%A6%AC-translated

?
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>Character is called Widowmaker
>No woman in the game is married to make them a Widow
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>>165667418
She made herself a Widow.
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>>165667417
thank fucking christ
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>>165667405
nah he showed up at a con and answered some questions. he also only referred to mercy as angela, but that might be something he did for the fans.
>>
>>165667418
subtle spoilers for tracers storyline
>>
>>165667472
What a retarded name.

>Widowmaker
>Turretmaker
>Speedbooster
>Hammer Man
>Electricity Primate
>Hooktosser
>Ghostmaker
>>
>>165667630
What other questions did he answer?
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>>165667256
That's happened too much to me.
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>>165661560
what does it say?
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>tfw in the zone as bowman
>tfw getting all the points and feeding my pet dragons
>tfw my potg was just me assisting a pharahs ultimate
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>>165667874
all i could find was a bullet point summary and it was all about gency. i'll see if i can find anything else.

>There was a witch!Mercy cosplayer in the crowd, who asked, “Do you need healing?” during the Q&A session. Gaku very casually said (but was still somehow very endearing to me), “Yeah, later.”
>>
>>165667920
Something unfunny like

>It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
>I feel very, very small... please hold me...

and more
>>
NEW PATCH NOTES

Reaper
-Reaper's footsteps are now muffled

Junkrat
-Junkrat can now detonate grenades midair

Shit, they really fixed 2 heroes so easily.
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>>165668134
topkek
didn't know that since i enjoy muting the chat, based Blizzard
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>>165661560
Just press Ctrl+Shift+C and turn chat off entirely.
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>tfw grandmaster this season is an attainable goal
How's the comp grind going for everyone else, /owg/? Hit a roadmark recently?
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>>165668792
Why do that when you'll miss in-game callouts (like hero switches)?
Just press P and turn off the text chats.
>>
How the fuck has symettra not been nerfed yet?
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>>165668134
lel thought that was just macro memes since I don't do that ggez stuff

though I do sometimes type All Me when I get potg
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>>165667057
mercy obviously

>>165668798
literally how
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>>165668968
That's what that does. Turns off text chat. You still have voice.
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>>165667852
I think you should work at Blizzard.
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>>165663090
I play at 40-60 fps and I'm diamond on two accounts.
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>>165669083
Except its better?
ctrl+shift+c completely hides it, so you can't see stuff your team calls out (like specific ult charge % or when they swap heroes and who they swapped from easier)
Just disabling it in the P menu hides whatever your team types. Hiding it puts you at a disadvantage compared to just disabling it through there, unless you are seriously triggered by people spamming the objective command with F.
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>>165666709
Lost another 2. That's it I'm joining ISIS, fml
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>lost 2-3 on cp
>close match
>4 golds
>lost 30 elo
>I won 16 the last match
why? I haven't been boosted cause I've solo queued most of this season. This game hurts my soul.
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>>165669540
The matchmaker thinks you're above where you should be or some shit like that. One of the devs tried to briefly explain the system a couple months back.
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>>165668259
Both those characters are fine the way they are, people are just shit with them.

Reaper can 1 shot most characters, he does not need muffledone steps.
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>>165667852
S M U G A
M
U
G
A
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>>165668134
>unfunny

Shit's hilarious, always funny seeing retarded little shits try to type memes and get assblasted.
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>>165668273

>I mute the chat

le too intelligent for internet chat man
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>>165667852
Reminds me of the old Slardar ability names.
>Sprint
>Bash
>Amplify Damage
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>>165670585

Nothing anyone types is relevant and is usually stupid/antagonize, only voice chat is worth having on.
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>>165667852
>Annoying Lesbian
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I think Deadpool would work as a hero in Overwatch
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>>165662503
Important people don't play competitive Overwatch.
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>>165671406
he's basically be genji but with guns instead of shurikens
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>>165671660
deadpool skin when!?
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I have never won a single match on Oasis. Fuck that place in the ass with a chainsaw.
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>>165671778
Play pharah or torb

insta win
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is this game dying or what ? i see the same people on comp everytime ..
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New thread:
>>165671620
>>165671620
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>>165671952
It's one of the most popular shooters.............
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>>165671952
These are not the real people. Pretty much like most of interwebs are filled in with content, created by bots (sometimes, humanbots), you're playing with bots most likely.
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>>165672719
Are you a bot?

Am I?
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>>165672993
No, a bot will never reveal his true identitiy. Instead, he will try to convince you that you are out of your mind and will make mockery of you.
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>>165673152
You're insane you know that right?
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>>165673612
Gotcha!
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>>165657379
I don't really play enough Ana is all, it's not a bad one to get, I just need to do it more.
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>''Too many snipers'' match where both players refuse to change
>Symmetra on Kings Row attack
>It's a ''Pharah raping the team but Genji refuses to switch to S76'' episode
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>>165666053
>any map
>always a Widow and/or a Hanzo

these heroes were made to trigger people
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>>165666146
>Guys I... I need to come clean... I'm... gay
>Yeah, whatever, now go fuck that Rein up ASAP ffs
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>>165645737
I play her because she's a meme spouting salt shaker. Spamming "Is this easy mode?" while deleting ults left and right is fucking amazing.

I play Reinhardt if I'm in a non meme chill mode though. He's probably the most likable character desu.
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>>165647113
she doesn't need a nerf either

nerf the range on her matrix if you change anything
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