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AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Cool Matty Ass Reduction Fund

Currently: Paper Mario: TStar Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Next: Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick

Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.

http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.

Old Thread: >>165443102
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>>165478537
fuck off bubbles
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let's continue our discussion about philosophy with the furry video game backdrop
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BANNED
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>tfw no good runs until super metroid
dead
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>>165478870
the existence of furry porn is the only reason i've yet to kill myself
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>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

reminder that all of your donations go to paying undisclosed cushy salaries of the "volunteers" that are having orgies in the hotel rooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vhM4kVBSi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_yLhHfc3i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLvq_v38G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valJLPAr5KU
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First for cute speedboys
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So, what'll you have?
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>>165478997
stop linking to my youtube channel thank you
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>>165479067
do you have anything suitable for vegans?
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>>165479067
>$10 tendies
>$10 for two hotdogs, probably the precooked microwave kind

Oh boy
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>>165478735
>Currently: Paper Mario: TStar Wars: Shadows of the Empire
>Next: Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
10/10 OP
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>>165479067
tendies
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>>165478870
Furry commissions are the strongest force in the market.
It is the main reason anyone works to gte more money to afford another OC of your OC.
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>>165479273
>>165479278
Is this shitty tendies meme STILL going?
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>>165479067
Soylent
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>>165479253
Ridicule and laughter.
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announcer makes my peepee tingle

what does this mean
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>>165479320
/r9k/ was a mistake
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>d*mn it
BANNED
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>>165479067
I wish I had warm food right now.
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>>165479320
>not sincerely liking chicken tenders
faggot
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>>165479067
>paying $10 for any of this trash

I mean, unless they are in the middle of no where no one would buy this.
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>jak and daxter
>ratchet and clank
>kirby and super star
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>>165479450
>eating like a 10 year old
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what's the onomatopoeia for the sound of someone breathing through their nose?
hhhhhhnnnnn?
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>>165479067
>anyone at this event
>Not getting the tendies

Like we all know that's what they are getting
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>>165479067
contacting nintendos lawyers right now

expect us
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>>165479483
>huge hotel/conference plaza

Not flaming, but have you been to one of these places? They are usually surrounded by a moat of highway and parking lot. Next option is expensive as shit delivery if anything.
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>>165479534
>not enjoying mac n cheese with dinosaur chicken nuggets
massive faggot
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>>165479534
>fried strips of chicken is food meant for children
whatever, more for me
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>>165479727
>get corn in the pudding
REEEEEEEEE
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>>165478870
I just got here

what's this meme
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>>165479727
>dinosaur chicken nuggets
this guy knows what's good
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>be a fat autist
>decide to wear a tight-ass shirt

what do they mean by this?
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>>165479924
its a /v/ thing
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>>165479901

>corn
>pudding
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>>165479940
thats mr_shasta the furry
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>>165479940
he can't afford a fursuit
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>>165479940
It's suitable attire for a Let's Play
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>>165479940
>maybe this will convince them I'm not fat, just bulking
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>>165479940
there are four gay furfaggots on the camera right now.
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>>165480018
>He never had kid's cuisine

I'm sorry you had such a shallow childhood.
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>>165479940
>spending money on new clothes when you can just buy more food
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>>165479720
I guess I would want to go outta my way to get good food.
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>>165479924
Trying to hold onto a thread on 4chan is like grasping at smoke with an illusory hand
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Reminder that 2D speedgames are fucking easy.

Also reminder that Toufool pumped a load of cum into Adrian's mouth and she swallowed it all.
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>>165480261
You can, but most people fly so no car, and half the ones I have been to you HAVE to get a cab. You cant physically cross the highway around it.
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Who's the girl reading donations?
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>>165480314
who didn't though
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>>165480273
more like trying to grab a dragon dildo covered in silicone lube
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>>165480390
i wish i knew. she is actually pleasant to listen to and not annoying like edobese. also considerate to the runs
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>sony speedrun
>both /v/ and /srg/ goes full autistic

???
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I wonder what this squirrels tail is smelling like haha
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>>165480314
>>165480437
eww cosmos sloppy seconds
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>>165480461
i want to smell your tail haha
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>>165480486
I would joke that he didnt, because hes a cuck, but she was a huge whore and would constantly talk about fucking him on her twitter.

glad shes gone
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>>165480437
let's be honest here, if you were a speedslut you'd go for the goose, too
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>>165480486
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>>165480460
plz buy wii u
plz
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>>165480486
she never had sex with cosmo
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>>165480357
At least they have Uber now :^)
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I would unironically cuddle with the chubby guy on the right
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>>165480486
Don't worry he never sticked it into her. It was the other way around.
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>>165480579
>would constantly talk about fucking him on her twitter.
proof?
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>>165480390
>>165480457
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>>165480717
Azorae, pls go.
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What ever happened to adrian? What male hobby is she clinging to for attention to now?

I remember when she was nobody, ran into her streaming chrono trigger. She would run candy skip because its a shit easy rng run a woman could do. She was obviously doing it for attention and the turning of it into a way into cosmo's sphere was obvious at least two months in advance. Huge whore.
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>>165480819
>white
Ew
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i hate it when girls enjoy sex
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>>165480763
she deleted her twitter with it all on when she left him

apparently narci has a massive hog swinging under that skirt
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>>165480914
heres your (you)
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>>165480460
>boring speedrun
>people decide to shitpost for entertainment
you shouldn't be surprised
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>>165480176
how can you tell which ones?
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So is anyone even watching the stream?
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>>165480763
She deleted her twitter. But I remember multiple tweets and one specifically was "I just had sex" and a bunch of furry female avatars celebrating
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lamo
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>>165481076
The runner
https://twitter.com/srlMikl
his boyfriend on the couch
https://twitter.com/MrShasta
The crash runner in the stitch shirt/hat on the couch
https://twitter.com/Sword0fSeals

I don't know the 4th guy but these """"people"""" tend to stick with their own.
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>>165480589
if she want it go get it lmao.

lifes2short
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>>165481021
Same

Really I just hate girls in general
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>>165481347
why are there no straight non-closeted furfags?
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>>165481021
Theyre one dimensional. Their entire existence revolves around trading sex for security, but denying it full stop. Their entire lives are a lie.
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>the way the skinny furry is leaning on the fat furry

im about to vomit
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21 y/o. Speedrunner of many Nintendo games on GBA, GCN, and DS. Sm4sh Corrin. @Californithon organizer. Otter. @srlMikl Telegram: @mr_shasta Alt: @Mr_Altsta
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>>165481347
>runner only likes the game because he's a gay furry
>his boyfriend is a FAT gay furry

JUST
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*posts everything in the thread on twitter for attention*
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>>165481691
At least he is a top. That's like 3/5 straight
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>>165481771
*takes screenshots of your twitter posts and posts them in the thread*
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>>165481034
>>165481203
No screenshots or anything?
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>>165481940
Greetings From Germany! ^_^
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is there anyone normal at the event?
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>>165482043
no
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Disgusting.
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more furry propaganda on the stream, I guess brossentia wasn't enough...
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According to the description in this video the first runner and the couch were banned. For what reason exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ02vC_JJH8&feature=youtu.be
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>>165481940
wtf Germany
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>>165482009
yah allah habibi
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>>165482082
fuck off
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>>165481940
canada wins again
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>>165482082
DRUMPF!!!!!
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>>165482241
>the furries in bumfuck, ca
i didnt know people even lived that far north
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Wow very fun!
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>>165482241
>Eastern """""Canada"""""
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>>165482231
I love you too honey, but that didn't really answer my question.
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:3
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>>165481801
Well I'd hope that the skinny one was the top, otherwise he'd be crushed
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make it stop
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>>165482514
now's not the time shasta support your boyfriend
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haha imagine being stuck inside the rock with him haha
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>>165482241
>middle of the ocean
Every furry should move there
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furries are worse than trannies
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>>165482664
imagine the run being over but then they keep awkwardly playing the game haha wouldn't that be weird
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>>165482789
prove it
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>>165482241
>that one furry who drowned in the north pacific ocean
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kemono is accepted here right . .
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>>165482875
hes obviously serving on one of those nuclear subs
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>>165482789
elaborate
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cute interviewer OwO
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>kirby super star
>100%
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>>165482241
Wew, I'm somewhat glad we only got like 3 of them in Switzerland
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>bonesaw is in the chat
>jak is next
heh
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Jak Any% has a really sick but difficult trick that loses like minutes if you fail it, should be fun
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These guys take turns slapping your gf's ass. How do you react?
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All these furshit games right now and I'm too drunk to do anything else.
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usedpizza is cute. CUTE!
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>>165483103
surprised that they managed to enter the 2d world
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>>165483041
Surprised they haven't banned the word "bonesaw" yet
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>>165483003
so much better than kirby dream land 3 though
dont make post like this
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>ramen hoodie
>costanza shirt
ENOUGH
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>>165483103
use my mc powers to beat them up without them landing even a single hit on me
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>>165483003
>donation reading is protomagicalgirl (male)
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>>165483219
I seriously hope.
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>>165483219
that shirt is SO 4chan
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>>165483254
Don't spoil it I was looking forward to the reaction
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>>165483219
dp is a qt so it's ok
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>>165482901
yeah anime rules
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>>165483219
>costanza shirt
reminder that anything is socially acceptable if you are attractive
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>>165483254
What's worse, a girl (male) donation reader or edobese donation reader?
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>>165483103
Suck her dick in front of them
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>>165483219
>2011
>being six years ago
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>>165483414
Edobean is cute and a goddess so a girl (male) is worse obviously.
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>>165481282
she's pretty cute
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should've got swole nerds, caleb gets all the fly bitches and ecelebs
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>>165483379
>that guy
>attractive
Jesus fucking christ dude...
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wait is headstrong a fucking tranny
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I bet the runner sucks off the couch for free.
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is that a girl(male)
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KIRBY SPEEDRUNS!!!!
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FREE BONESAW
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>>165483671
fucking speed whores, if theyre not trannies theyre fat
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>>165483671
caweb is an awkward as fuck dude but I think that's why I don't hate him
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>>165483675
easily a 7/10, which is massive considering the greasers he's surrounded by
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>>165483754
https://twitter.com/headstrong1290/status/790315722962415616
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>>165483671
>caleb
>swole
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>tfw not Bonesaw
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>>165483671
oh, that washed up faggot is there.
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>>165483671
wtf that blonde one looks like an actual human? what is she doing at AGDQ?
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>>165483803
He looks like he's turning green from being in front of a CRT for so long.
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>>165483883
hahahahahahahah
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>bonesaw is a worse letsplayer than a tranny

Embarrassing
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>>165483689

yes
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>>165483671
>busting my ass in the gym for some 6/10s
rofl no
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is this a female (male) or just a metalhead?
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>>165483883
please don't bully usedpizza
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#FREE

#BONESAW
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WHERES BONESAW WTF
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>>165483803
Are you that autistic guy from yesterday that thinks attractiveness is equally distributed and a relative measure?
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>>165483671
>nose piercings
red flags have been set off
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How much longer until Bonesaw is a banned word in twitch chat?
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>>165484056
BANNED
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>>165484129
lol
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>>165484129
More attractive than my gf
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>>165484129
oh man
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>>165484129
jesus fuck
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>glance at the twitch chat
>random FREE CONTROLLERHEAD floats past
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>>165484129

what's wrong with that leg?
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>>165484245
i want madotsuki to puke on my face
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>>165484283
Excess load.
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>>165484129
i thought it might've just been a metalhead
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>>165484129
who is this?
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>>165484262
is he even alive
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>>165484059
do you think that attractiveness is measured on a scale where 3/10 is the average?
if you don't have acne, don't look greasy, have your hair and facial hair in check and aren't a lardass you are a 6/10 by default
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>>165483671
ENDURANCE RUN
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>>165484129
wtf is wrong with white boys
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>He wasn't banned, lol, he was barred from submitting games to run

GDQ apologists are funny
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>>165484129
i probably would, but im not know for having standards at this point
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>>165484331
he has a girlfriend and is called "he" by his chatbois though
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>>165484335
the runner
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>>165484331
Wow homosexuals are pedophiles, never would have guessed
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I got my gamecube controller to work on Emulator master race. its finally time to stop being a stream monster n start practicing Sm64. Feels good lads.
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>>165484331

>implying that rabu raibu isn't metal as fuck
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do you think GDQ threatened to ban them if they make a reference to bonesaw?
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RUNNER IS A TRANNY? To the stream!
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>>165484451
They said he in the process of transitioning though.
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>>165484129
Put a paper bag over his head and I'd suck his dick.
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>>165484335
A tranny.
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>>165484485
Get a ds4, gamecube controller is a meme
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>this runner
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>bonesaw last year
>now we're stuck with a fucking tranny
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>>165484514
The tranny actually has a better 100% time than Bonesaw by a few minutes I think, which is kinda sad since Bonesaw only runs 100% while the tranny also does any%
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>>165484341
Most people, especially civilized peoples are disgusting subhumans I would rather below 3, yes.

Walking down the street, I do in fact find the faces of people I pass to be outright offensive.
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>>165484647
At least he is good at the game
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Why do they only always play the shittiest jak and daxter?
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>>165484614
Cheese used gamecube controller for a long time tho!
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>>165484734
they should add an extra 10% to his time for being a tranny
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so...why is the the speedrunning community so full of trannies?
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>>165484485
>practicing sm64 with a gamecube controller
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the commentator referred to the runner as a "he". was it a slip or is this not a tranny?
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>>165484762
i'm glad i'm not as mentally ill as you
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>it holding the controller
disgusting
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When is the next run of a good game?
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>>165484675
Its almost like it was planned all along.
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>>165484771
Because it would take 10 hours
(And they are worse games)
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>>165484868
the DKC relay might be cool, but I have many doubts
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>>165484868
dkc trioligy relay in 4 hours
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>>165484868
Kirby Super Star in about an hour.
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>>165484830
Take Goose's explanation of speedrunning but then at the end add, "they want to be feel even more special so they become a tranny for more praise"
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>>165484868
dark souls 3
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>>165484958
>>165484946
Thanks, anonymous posters.
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>>165484830
>not accepted irl
>retreat to a hobby where nobody has to see you and consumes a lot of time

I wonder
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wait. is it even a tranny or just a fag?
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See how much more fun it is to watch a 3d game compared to 2d platformer (yawn) """speed""""runs
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>>165484946
>>165484958
>3am
I'll just sleep
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>>165484868
DKC relay for sure.
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>>165484868
Not Another Needle Game takes a lot of skill at least
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>>165485004
omg its bubbles im your biggest fan xD
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>>165484839
NO BULLY
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>>165485138
too bad iwbtg fangames have no movement tech at all and are just slow muscle memory simulators
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bonesaw isnt even that good at this game.
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>>165485281
Yeah, this tranny just wipes the floor with him
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>>165485280
what kind of run isn't just muscle memory
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>>165485281
bonesaw is absolute shit at this game
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Webm making faggot is back. Just in time to not enjoy this speedrun.
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>>165485434
"All speedrunning is rote memorization and muscle memory" - Narcissa Wright
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>>165485281
at least he is entertaining. the whole point of this event is entertainment for money, not actual skill for money
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It doesn't look like a tranny. Besides, an obvious tranny would have a bad attempt at a girl voice instead of nerdy guy voice. It's probably just a good ol homo.
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Ive heard some speedrunners actually have dropped out colleague to go "fulltime speedrunning" and live off tiny donations from their cuckscribers.

Is that actually true?
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>>165485618
nah I wanna see them go fast. Fuck the (((charity)))
>>
>getting super fucking dramatic over getting a skip
epic
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>>165485684
But this is a bad attempt at a girl voice, friend
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>>165485684
It's a tranny according to the mods and subs in his chat.
>>
>>165485434
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
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What is wrong with this runner? What is he? Fucking gay?
He twitches around weirdly, his face is weird and he talks like a buttpirate.
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>>165485754
he was counting the 20.5s needed for the next part
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>>165485719
It always works. made 2k in a week, slowest month was only 3k so it can be tough sometimes.
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>>165485618
i can appreciate skill more than random memespouting and bad play, tbqh.

but thats just my opinion.
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>>165485719
>colleague
It's true and you're one of them
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>>165485865
he was breathing really deeply as if he had just fucking survived a car crash
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>>165485846
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>>165486007
Did he cum a bit?
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>>165485846
they're a girl(male)
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>>165486076
Maybe. Was probably the one part of the run he really didn't want to fuck up.
>>
Fucking 15 minutes off the estimate. How shit can you be at estimating?
>>
Wtf is the autistic chat spamming
>>
what's with the 40 minute estimate anyway
>>
Good time, most runs have been closer to estimate
>>
Might be a tranny but this was a good run
>>
you know this guy could probably pass pretty well as a tranny if he had a different hairstyle, wore makeup, and didn't have an autistic manchild hobby
>>
>>165486258
BONESAW IS DEAD BibleThump THANKS TO AGDQ BibleThump SAVE OWEN WILSON BibleThump AND HIS CAH KEYS TOO BibleThump
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>>165486248
he knew it would take them 15 minutes to plug in the ps2
>>
>no hug
>>
what happened? why did crowd stand up?
>>
>>165486269
Lava Tube Skip is insanely difficult and if you mess it up you have to waste like 3 minutes getting more health
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>>165486248
Girl boys usually have low self esteem so he was probably expecting to choke on one of those skips.
>>
he tied for 4th best time on this game (already has 2nd best).

pretty impressive.

up there for best time in the entire marathon i feel.
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>>165486415
the hype monitor commanded it
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>>165485684
who gives a fuck
just watch speedgames
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>>165484771
There's been GDQ runs of all the games in the main series.
>>
What has been the best run purely based on performance of the runner?
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>>165484514
they would have to ban themselves then, since Bonesaw was donated for as a filename earlier.
>>
SOMEONE POST CHAIR SNIFF
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>>165485281
At least his run was fun.
>>
>>165486621
bubblesdelfuego is the most skillful speedrunner and smartest router in the entire speedrunning community.
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>>165486392
i-i would have hugged him..
>>
Who's reading the donations? I like her sick/sleepy voice
>>
This donation reader seriously needs to blow her nose.

I'm triggered.
>>
>>165486758
go to bed, bubbles.
>>
>>165486621
Believe it or not probably Xelna's LTTP run during the race which was more or less a God vs 2 speedruns and a let's play.
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>>165486621
i was a little surprised and impressed by xelna's alttp time. i actually dont really like the guy that much either.

didnt see the aghanim fight though, i assume he got really good rng there?
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>>165486752
>/srg/ cares more about memes than gaming skills
wew
>>
Wait, I thought the charity was Doctors Without Borders, when did that change?
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>>165486741
xD
>>
it's the fuckin star song
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>>165486807
keep your homolust to your bedrooms please....
>>
>>165486860
That's SGDQ newboi
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>>165486329
this >>165484129 isnt ever passing
>>
one more HYPE and im out
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>>165486860
MSF is the charity for SGDQ because it isn't a scam

AGDQ is just a scam/money laundering scheme for the PCF
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>>165486971
hoooip
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>>165486621

These two are correct >>165486848
>>165486853


Xelna is an alttp playing robot.
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>>165486993
SGDQ > AGDQ simply because of this.
>>
Is the fucking furry shovelware mascot block over yet? They could at least have included Bubsy.
>>165481282
>room and tax
What
>>
>>165486993
>>165487097
>supporting MSF
>supporting terrorists

okay.
>>
>>165487170
forgot about that
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>>165487002
*sniffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
>>
>>165487002
fuck the sniffing guy, has anyone found out who this girl is yet

i wanna stroke off to her fb pics.
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Uh oh. These guys look like they might be enjoying themselves.

Prepare the sedatives.
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>>165487170
>>165487227
?
>>
>that guy with the monster arms
>still talks like an autist

lel his arms are still hot though hnnngr
>>
>>165487301
yeah she's like a 6 and her nose would put any kike to shame
>>
>>165484859
>all that dirt
>sony quality so shit the rubber comes off
>>
WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP
>>
>movement tech
>sub pixel
>interpolated frame
>>
What is sick-chans name? the donor lady
>>
>less memey
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>165487371
post her
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>>165487338
iirc they were in the middle of a warzone giving aid to terriosts
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>>165487332
>people with self confidence enjoying themselves

SHUT IT DOWN
>>
What's a fun easy speedgame that's less than 40 minutes?
>>
>>165487170
It's the other way around. MSF helps countries to become better places which leads proven to way less retards.
>>
>>165487342
Do you people actually think lifting cures autism?

I can confirm that it doesn't.
>>
>>165487475
don't have it but I'm sure some autist sperg virgin here saved her twitter
>>
>>165487504
Final Fantasy 1
>>
>>165487442
I'd also like to know that.
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>>165487480
terrorists
i wasnt even trying there
>>
>>165487504
half life
>>
these two runners seem way to heteronormative
>>
>>165487707
They don't seem very autistic either. Very odd.
>>
>>165487480
You gotta give some more context here. Where the terrorists prisoners, was it mid battle, or did they send doctors to terrorist encampments?
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>>165487819
Speed running, by it's very nature, is autistic.
>>
>>165487680
HL is not easy. Bhopping is tiresome as fuck.
>>
>Woke

STOP SAYING THIS WHITE PEOPLE OMG WATCH MTV AND LEARN SOMETHING
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>woke
>>
Who's reading donations right now?
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>woke

Are they going to be banned for racism?
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>>165488038
Woke is a political term and has nothing to do with race you retard.
>>
>>165488038
>>165488054
>>165488131
>people thinking its a reference to some race stuff
>not about being aware of the globalist propaganda machine
>>
>>165488145
"Woke" is african american vernacular english and white people using it is appropriation
>>
>>165488145
Woke is 100% a black only term. White people only use it to degrade blacks that use it.
>>
>being fake gay
>woke

banned
>>
>>165488145
It's a buzzword spouted by teenagers that read too much social media
>>
These ppl are attempting to be entertaining. I assume they'll be banned by next year.
>>
ARE THESE PEOPLE HAVING FUN?

FUCKING BANNED FOR 2018
>>
This is how GDQ should be.
>>
>>165488292
It was already doomed since the moment they had fun
>>
>>165488275
>These words are for black people
>These words are for white people
>>
Please note that The PlayStation Nation =/= the playstation community. We are NOT the most welcoming speed community.
>>
>>165488374
Yep, too much fun for me.
>>
>>165488336
>completely hetero
>don't sound like irredeemable autists
>making jokes
>having fun
>probably think gender is binary
>brought a muscular chad friend to the couch

You better believe that's a bannu
>>
>>165488402
No, GDQ should be how it was back in 2013. legitimately PERFECT events, it's all been downhill from there
>>
>playstation games
jesus christ when is it over?
>>
>>165488443
Yes, two different animals think differently. It isn't very shocking tbqh.
>>
>>165488310
Your point being? This still changes nothing about the fact that it's a term used in political context.
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>>165488505
>>
Finally, a fun run. They should get people that regularly interact with other people more.
>>
>>165487864
it was just a hospital in the middle of a warzone. like shells were dropping near the building. terrorists were basically using msf's services to keep their men well. and msf did such a good job, the terrorists turned the hospital into a hub

that being said, you'd best google the article instead of relying on my memory of the article(which i read like 1-2 years ago).
>>
>>165488504
The venue is too big to go to 2013 days.
>>
>>165488505
go back to /v/
>>
>>165488620
just kick out all non speedrunners, easy
>>
>>165488630
>>165488559

I'm sorry you had shit childhoods and were forced to play these games
>>
>>165488620
It'll be fine if they stop allowing fucking nobodies to show up. Runners only.
>>
>nothing on till 2am
im going back to sleep
>>
>>165488620
Just dont sell spectator tickets, downgrade the venue. Only speedrunners allowed + 20 extra people to be voted on by the speedrunners.
>>
>>165488565
how many of those do you actually expect to find in the speedrunning community
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>>165488741
>>
This run is a little bit gay
>>
>>165488741
I had nintendo, sony, and sega systems throughout my childhood though. Luckily I'm not /v/ cancer who still engages in console wars past the age of 6.
>>
>>165488547
Your accent/dialect is pretty much proven to have next to nothing with genetics and entirely with your environment. A British couple that moves to Texas will have children that speak like Texans because children take language primarily from their friends, not their parents.
>>
not that I'm gay but I'd like to see the two runners and the big muscly guy in the back three-way kiss
>>
>>165488771
>voted on by the speedrunners.
That's stupid

Only people allowed
>runners
>"staff"
>runners get a +1 for commentary
>>
>>165488879
So am I. It's perfect.
>>
>>165488942
Yeah, but British people and Texans are the same species. Read a book, family.
>>
>>165488879
You know nothing jonsnuh
>>
*snorts*

lmao
>>
(((anonymous)))
>>
>>165488914
But you still seem to believe sony ever made good games.
>>
>>165489031
Make the couple in question Kenyans and the example remains unchanged you dipshit.
>>
>>165488217
>people funded by globalist are the same people that use terms like "woke"

it's pretty ironic really
>>
>>165489242
Sorry, I don't believe it. Do you have any sources?
>>
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>165489070
oats is too attractive to have a WR
>>
Twitch chat seems much slower than some days ago. I wonder if it's because of all the safe space word filters banning people.
>>
>>165489440
They have over 50 banphrases in place
>>
>>165489371
nit him but are you stupid? Why would someone born of Kenyan parent raised in Texas have a Kenyan accent?
>>
>>165489440
>>165489528
g
>>
>>165489440
It's because fucking shit and boring games on right now.
>>
>>165489613
this game and the commentators are pretty good though
>>
>>165489573
Because they aren't even the same species as us. They're vocal cords can't physically adopt a normal accent.
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>scrolls through this stupid accent conversation

But the end of the day niggers are still low IQ and because they evolved in a place full of food. So low that they are below the threshold of being able to into agriculture but not so low as to not reproduce so they starve.

Anyway, back to the run.
>>
>>165489392
>got the any% WR
>immediately started grinding 100%

The absolute madman
>>
>>165489440
They permaban without a moments hesitation and using the wrong emote is a timed ban. Over half the people watching are banned at any given time.
>>
all these ps2 platformers just smush into one game in my mind
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>>165489720
>Because they aren't even the same species as us
>>
>>165489720
>Because they aren't even the same species
You don't even know what the word "species" mean, do you?
>>
>>165489720
american education everyone
>>
This run has some serious gay vibes
>>
>>165489820
>>165489856
>>165489886

They aren't. Read a book kiddos.
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>>165488054
>>165488131
>>
>>165489886
xDDD le dumb americans
>>
Friends having fun running a game.
It used to be just like this, more like this Ratchet and Clank run please.
>>
>>165489886
I'm not American btw. I'm Australian.
>>
we won't be seeing these guys in 2018
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>>165489935
what would goose think about this
>>
why is it so hard to get a runner that is normal?
>>
>that hug at the end
>>
>>165490004
No we need more boring losers playing obscure NES games.
>>
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>>165489720
>>165489931
>>165489938
hi /pol/eddit
>>
>>
>>165490079
Goose explicitly said that "degenerates need to be called degenerate" and that he was getting back to grinding records in floorstare so he could have a platform to stand on while shitting on the speedrunning community

So yeah I think it's pretty obvious
>>
Loving the RuneScape music!
>>
>homosexual vibes
>having fun
>enjoyable run

Say goodbye to those guys in 2018
>>
>>165490102
I mostly post on /u/. Similar to /pol/ I guess.
>>
>>165490072
I'm grateful. That was a bit too...white..and straight... for me.
>>
is protomagic girl our guy?
>>
>>165490125
tfw no bf
>>
>>165490171
This isn't RuneScape music.
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aaaaand muted
>>
>>165490102
>muh pol
>>
>>165490239
protomagicalgirl (male) is our girl (male)
>>
>another kirby run

welp time for a break
>>
>>165490125
guy on the right was going for the kiss then realised where he was
>>
>>165490323
this only proves >>165490102 right
>>
>>165490067
Don't you have some Aboriginal to buttfuck?
>>
>>165490419
Not really. I agree that poster is a retard, but his posts have nothing to do with pol, and that guy just jumps at any chance to cry wolf and be delusional.
>>
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>>165490434
>>
>>165490419
>implying that's not (you)

>>165490434
Abos are worse than niggers.
>>
Xem and Skitz are cute. CUTE!
>>
Is that announcer yet another trans?
>>
>he said his goal was to have fun
>saying "high energy" like the T-word

So these guys are getting banned right?
>>
>>165490301
spike finally found someone else who sees the spiders
>>
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What is Spike thinking about this fags?
>>
>>165490513
this

Both points actually
>>
>high energy

aaaaannnnnnnnddd

banned
>>
>>165490603
"I wish I was at NASA"
>>
>almost no females/"females" at the event
>almost every announcer is female/"female"
explain?
>>
>opera
gay
>>
>>165490759
easier to coax money out of thirsty nerds
>>
>what game is a free WR

Oh god, double banned
>>
B A N N E D
>>
>i looked on sda and they were all shit, so i just rolled a dice
>>
>>165490083
Only autists speedrun games.
>>
日本は世界で一番早い国
>>
S H O R E
H
O
R
E
>>
>>165490083
There are normal runners, they just don't go to GDQs.
>>
why is xem so qt lads
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>straight af
>think xem is cute
NO. NO. I'M STRAIGHT, NOT GAY. NOOOOOOOO
>>
>>165491381
早漏は誇ることじゃないと思うんだが
>>
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These guys are way too likable and normal, it's honestly triggering me tbqhwy

hope they get banned
>>
how are they an hour before schedule all of a sudden?
>>
I hate spike so fucking much
>>
>>165491814
tranny was actually good at the game
>>
>clapping directly in front of a microphone
why do they do this? do they not realize how painful that is?
>>
I wanna take protomagical girl to my room and do lewd things to her
>>
Time for a bunch of (((anonymous))) donations
>>
>>165491814
If they start falling behind they move runs back.

They also have setup blocks allocated, which is what happened in this case.
>>
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>>165491843
but hes our greatest ally goy
>>
>>165491794
Delet this
>>
wow this girl announcer sounds very sexy!!
>>
>>165491794
How could he have fallen THIS low?
He was a speedrunner, he wasn't even that far up..
>>
>>165491843
Don't worry, he's prime banhammer meat
>>
>>165491669
no one is 100% straight

besides it doesn't make you gay to think another man is cute, but if you start thinking about how you'd like to cuddle him and undress him...
>>
>>165489731
I wish 4chan mods would do that with/pol/kids already.
>>
didn't we have a fucking 100% run of KSS last gdq
>>
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>>165492142
>no one is 100% straight

No, not at all.

Now while I have your attention, donate to great cause.
>>
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>>165492142
DELETE NOW. I'M STRAIGHT. I GET LAID EVERY WEEKEND
>>
>>165491727
早漏って意味は何ですか?
考えてください
>>
>>165492169
Nah. Feel free to stay triggered when they don't though.
>>
>>165492169
>year of our lord 2017
>still not being racist
LMAOing @ your life Tbh
>>
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>>165492142
>>
races are fucking shit to be perfectly honest.
>>
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>>165492142
>no one is 100% straight
kek sure buddy. I'm 100% guaranteed
>>
all in on usedpizza
>>
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>>165492258
hello /pol/eddit
>>
>>165492169
>muh pol
>safe space
>>
>>165492423
hes already losing by a lot
>>
>>165492362
The DuckTales race was good.
>>
>>
>>165492268
having homosexual thoughts every now and then is normal, anon
>>
>>165492362
the more runners they can pack into one slot, the more money they make. Runners have to pay their own admission afterall.
>>
>>165492362
they alwaysfall behind so much and it's not even a race after the first minute. Been so long since I saw a tight race
>>
>>165492453
pizza is a godgamer he'll jump back

stream big
>>
>>165492320
早漏とはセックスする時に非常に早く射精することだ
>>
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>>165492424
>doubling down on muh pol
>that delusion
>>
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>>165492424
>a post from 4 years ago is relevant when /pol/ now runs this entire website
JUST
>>
>>165492620
did she shart in the mart
>>
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>>165492479
was it rape?
>>
>>165492620
why does it upset you so much to be called by your name, /pol/edditor?
>>
>>165492662
>a post from 4 years ago is relevant when R*ddit now runs this entire website
This neighborhood fucking sucks. I need to move
>>
>>165491669
its only gay if your fucking. you can have a man crush and not be gay just like you can love your dog or brother without it being bestiality or incest.
>>
>>
>>165492662
just what?
>>
>>165492479
Amy Schumer?
>>
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wait so this is two chinamen against two red-blooded white americans?!
>>
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>>165492706
Welcome to 2017!
>>
>>165492939
>that scene
i forgot about that
>>
>>165492939
No two humble polite japs against two tranny enabling faggots.
>>
never thought I'd miss croni and snowfats shitting the place up but there you go
>>
why is a tranny reading donations while pretending to be an annoying midget
>>
P____O____Y____O
>>
>>165493046
*posts macbook with dog and trump paraphernalia*

You rang?
>>
I thought edobese was bad. But this is even worse. God have mercy on us.
>>
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>>165493042
when you put it like that, maybe the gooks had a point after all....
>>
>>165493194
>>
>>165493165
but why do you have to come to the speedrunning general of the videogames board to tell us
>>
>>165493194
edobese would be interjecting ever minute

this is much better
>>
>>165493259
I read your post, here is my retort:

Why do you have to come to SRG twice a year?
>>
>>165493328
yeah us oldies carry /pol/ over to /srg/ all the time xD
>>
>>165493328
to laugh at autistic sexual deviants, we've been over this
>>
>>165493328
a swing and a miss
>>
>>165492693
I had the same though, seems like she shat herself
>>
>So what game has a free world record?
>>
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>>165493424
Yeah bro I am a regular as well. Lets play fast! Wee! I just donated did you?
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>>165493628
you're the cakeboi that made this "important /vg/ info" op aren't you
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>>165493259
I always ignore any political posts until people whine about /pol/ tbqh. The majority of my posts are about video games and cute boys.
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Finally donation total will be less than AGDQ2016. Screencap this post.
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>Anonymous $1000 donation

Gee I wonder who could be behind this donation
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>it's a "one runner pulls ahead and no one else can catch up" episode
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>>165478735


What were the Top 3 speedruns of this Horrible AGDQ 2017?
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REMINDER

To shut the fuck up and set the oven to 616 degrees
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>>165493729
Most of my posts are friendly compliments! You make the thread better with your enthusiasm.
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this commentary sucks ass.
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>>165493919
Thank-you! Your compliments make the thread better as well!
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>Crap announcer
>Crap race
>Boring commentary

Kirby didn't deserve this
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Would you sword fight with Xen?
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fat shaming

banned
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you guys remember anything about a hate list?
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>>165493863
>3
Xelna's LTTP, Descent II, SOTN, Lost Levels, Sunshine, Megaman X, Trauma Center, Jak and Daxter

Theres aren't amazing but they're basically the only one's I can remember that weren't completely boring trash.
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>>165494336
Descent II was great.

Mighty No 9 was good if you want to enjoy some massive weeb cringe.
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>>165494336
I would add crash 2 to that list as well but itll never be as good as domestic abuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
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>>165494285
Deleted because trannikeys doesn't want to include his abhorrent tranny brethren on it.
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END THIS ANNOUNCER NOW
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>even without edobese, poyos

kill me
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I want to pick up something skill-based (not warps and cheesing only) and under 20 minutes
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chick-fil-a™™™™™
>>
Chik-Fil-A? That brand is known for homophobia and non-inclusiveness.

Banned.

>>165494459
Yeah Crash 2 wasn't bad either.
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>>165493863
the wolf furry one was good in a bad way
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>>165494560
>under 20 minutes
>skill based
try again
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>watching turok run
>remastered version removes the "GAME OVER" screen from the ending

i'm actually mad
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>>165494560
>my speedgame is 60 minutes with only 2 major sequence breaks and at least 3 other runners
comfy as
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>>165494560
SMB1 warpless

Enjoy your frame rules faggot
>>
Based Chik Fil A making an appearance.

Purest white of tendies. Support your local high agency white business establishments.
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>>165494560
Contra
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>>165494697
>2D
>skill based
try again
>>
I think I saw that handsome jap playing something yesterday. What a slick dude.
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>>165494797
COOP Dream Land 3.
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>>165494560
>so many video games without speedruns or dead speed running communities
>everyone wants to run the same bullshit Zelda's Marios and Kirby's

Is speedrunning truly the worst?
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>>165494698
14/88 bruder
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How is a 4 person race this boring
have these guys never been in a room with other people
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>>165494901
Excuse me? I am pro race mixing thanks.
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>>165494901
which games do you run?
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lmao fuck this I'm taking a nap. I was excited for this but fucking andy and some nobody are doing horrible commentary. Hopefully DKC Trilogy isn't bad.
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>>165494894
Not fun running something no one else is running.
Thought I guess it would feel good if later the game gets discovered and you say that you were OG
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>tranny commentating

Fucking hell I actually want edobese back
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>>165494960
2 of them speak zero English.
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>>165494560
hotline miami :^)
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>>165495216
that means they can't say no
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>>165495051
Gas Chamber Tycoon
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>>165495406
>this "cant rape a mute" post
please stop
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>>165495493
I'd play the fuck out of that.
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>>165495741
based /pol/edditor
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Remember when races were considered shit an Mike banned them?
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>>165495858
>not appreciating the gassing of lesser subspecies
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>>165495861
mike? never heard of him.
>>
https://twitter.com/legendoflyssa/status/820060429439340544

>goes to GDQ
>i feel disconnected from the community
What do you think ruined speedrunning for her?
>>
>>165494423

Wasn't Descent II the one where the guy got a blowjob under the desk?
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Suzuribaco getting no mentions from commentators BibleThump
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>>165495951
baited for this EXACT respone
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>>165496036
probably being a woman and being in the speedrunning scene.
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xD 4chan!!!
>>
UsedPizza?

More like, UsedToiletPaper, because this guy, is shit! >:D
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>>165496036
Being a woman that's not a tranny
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>>165496036
>female
>biologically
>not even a feminine dick
UNWELCOME
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>>165496117
""""woman""""*
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>>165496114
>>165496114
>EXACT respone
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>>165496076
Shoot, is that what that noise was? I thought it was my cat cleaning herself.
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>>165496420
i don't get it.
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>>165496506
its ok man, just enjoy the runs
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>>165494459

Man, how did the runner survive this ? I would think that even back then, the "staff" would literally attempt to kill him for this.
>>
>$1000
>no comment
very subtle mike lmao
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>>165496036
>I just don't enjoy speedrunning

quelle surprise
>>
Another 1000 anonymous donation with NO COMMENT

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>165495741
why isn't that glass full of piss
>>
KILL COOL MATTYS ASS AND THE ANIMALS
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>well im no edobean but i can certainly try POYOO

guys how can someone be so shameless?
>>
do these people think they are funny?
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>"If only the political scene could be as harmonious as the speedrunning and video games community"
If only you knew, my child
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>>165496628
>quelle surprise
nice reference bro :D
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>Poyo
MUH DICK!!
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>>165496746
huh?
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>>165494560
Shuriken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHSF_0y03dw&list=PLvPlHFutkfCSKsxjQQTQI9gXJM0o2VvuA&index=8
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One more poyo and Project Mom's De-basement starts early.

Try me, you skittlehaired fake-girl comment-making-up fuckBOI
>>
so am i the only one who mutes the stream for ~30 seconds whenever someone asks for a poyo
>>
>>165494560
sleep tight, kitter
>>
>>165496776
the loneliest virgin
>>
People observed trying to have fun in the audience, code 3, code 3
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>Plasma
that was legitimately funny
>>
>>165496781
it was a nice reference :)
>>
do you think we could stop the audience from doing cheering memes by calling cheering for specific countries institutionalized racism and bitching about it on twitter
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>>165496746
What is that a reference to in your mind?
>>
>lets go japan

cucks
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>>165497431
sorry, i don't spoonfeed newfriends ;)
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>>165497431
jojo's bizarre adventure
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>>165497593
>>
>>165497593
Oh so it's just some weeb projecting.
>>
>>165497593
you're not me asshole go fuck yourself identity theft nigger
>>
>>165497593
i wish there was a containment board for jojo posters. they just ruin every thread they touch
>>
>>165497945
Yeah every post I see is a jojo post. Its an epidemic.
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Kill all weeabs [ ]
Kill all trannies [ ]

choose uno
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>>165498053
latter
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>>165498053
Each would take a lot of the other with it.
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>bullshit hour long 4-way race didn't even put a drop in the bucket for the $150,000 Spike was begging for
>>
>>165498053
first one
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>>165498053
All trannies are weeabs but not all weeabs are trannies

therefore weeabs
>>
>>165498053
trannies
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>>165496036
>bunch of sweaty nerds everywhere you turn
>HAHAH HOIP HOIP HOIP
>So lol how many Switches did you preorder?
>Wow these Luigi chicken tenders taste great!
>Amy, why don't you want to watch the 5 hour final fantasy run with us?
>So how did your parents handle it when you came out as trans?
>Did you hear he didn't vote for Hillary? I know he's not an American citizen but it's still clear how bigoted he is.
>Did you seriously just deadname me?
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>>165498232
fucking kek
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>>165498186
I'd say $100,000 is coming from Yetee. They're probably waiting for $900K to push the total over a million.
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>>165498307
>tenders
you know these fags meme name
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>>165498307
holy shit someone should really screencap and post on twitter
>>
god, look at how violently they tap the d-pad for plasma, that looks painful
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Are you guys ready for next GDQ when Miles shows up in a dress?
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>>165498572
yeah that's gotta be super unhealthy.
>>
>>165498572
They've been tapping their own ds for most of their lives.
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>>165498484
fuck off already snif forcer
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>>165498307
>tenders
>not tendies

its 2017
>>
Is this the first run and commentary that's not done by any autists or transsexuals or combination thereof?
>>
who is winning the race
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>>165498578
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>>165498663
No one actually says tendies
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>>165498681
im afraid ive got some bad news
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>no trannies to be seen or heard
>equal distribution of master races in runners

Is this the sleeper most based run of 2017?
>>
>>165498759
that a fucking lie and you know it
>>
>>165498759
I say it literally every fucking day.
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>>165498780
Well, I was talking about the players and couch....
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>>165498843
>no trannies to be seen or heard
The announcer/donation reader is a tranny.
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>>165498759
your mom calls them tendies when she brings them to me in bed after we FUCK
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>>165495684
shut up they're cuties and i'd like to fuck their boipussy

i dont need your permission
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What a god.
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>gta vice city
how the fuck do you speedrun gta
>>
>>165498780
pretty cute pic desu
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>being 4th in a race
LMAO HOW EMBARASSING
>>
>>165499129
Grab me a mocha frappuccino my dude
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>>165499129
grab me some cherry poptarts?

>>165499065
qt
>>
>>165499136
>how the fuck do you speedrun
>>
>>165499129
Pick me up some estrogen so I can be like my favorite speedrunners!
>>
>>165499129

a better stream
>>
*claps*
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>>165499129
some condoms just in case haha
>>
If I've never seen an Undertale ""speedrun"""""""""""""", what's a good one with commentary to watch?
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>>165496036
hehe
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>>165499129
Can you get me more milk, i'm almost out
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>>165499465
frame perfect bait , gj
>>
>>165499465
watching paint dry would be more entertaining
>>
are boi based stinkycheese coming up
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>>165499465
Just look up undertale let's play and find the one with the shortest time
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>>165499631
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5375100/
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>tfw banned from agdq twitch for saying "female (male) voice FeelsAmazingMan"
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>>165499571
im going to kill you
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>>165499846
Stay on facebook where you belong.
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>>165499835
>10 stars
>It's just satire, bro!

The state of art today is disgusting.
>>
>>165499065
Pls be my bf..
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>>165499846
I've been trying to get permabanned all marathon but they just time me out
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>robbie posting irl
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>you go girl
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>>165499939
closer finish than I thought it'd be, honestly
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/AlertCormorantHassaanChop
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>>165499939
the ramen sweatshirt makes me want to fucking kill myself
why woiuuld you ever buy and wear this
>>
>>165499939
>upper left
>that shambling beast taking a fat shit on the floor
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>>165500012
>he wasn't perma'd years ago
Lol..
>>
what did i miss today?
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>>165500086
>Girl

FUCKING TRANNIES
>>
>>165500086
>https://clips.twitch
>.tv/gamesdonequick/AlertCormorantHassaanChop
>>165499846
aww shit, it was at this exact donation i got banned

>>165499926
also fuck you
>>
So, since we'll clearly reach a million dollars tonight, when will the "anonymous" $1000 donations start pouring in?
>>
Cute af tranny poyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edobean poyo
>>
>that first sniff of the day
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>>165500274
they have been
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>>165500276
Rational non-autistic human commentary>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cute af tranny poyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edobean poyo
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>>165500351
>>
>>165500274
>we
>based JFG music again
>>
jesus christ twitch chat has finally gone termina
>>
my grandpa just died two hours ago from cancer
>>
>>165500626
applause
>>
heHEE
>>
>"it's an i wanna be the guy fangame"
and that's when i closed the stream
>>
>>165500626
Did he read this thread?
>>
What's with the quality now?
>>
>>165500626
Happy birthday, grandson
>>
>Donkey Kong Country Trilogy Relay
Fuck yeah time to drink, fap, drink and then get comfy in bed while drinking.
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>>165500794
>>165500794
>>165500794

new bread
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>Witwix
epic name drop
>>
>witwix wannabe
>>
what is this shit game
btw my grandparents, brother, and sister died of cancer a few minutes ago
greetings from germany
>>
>>165500717
What's so bad about them? Not all of them are nothing but cheap traps. Nang is actually pretty good.
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>>165500837
>692 posts
nah
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>>165500793
>>
>>165500892
they're boring as fuck cliche memegames and if you've seen one you've seen them all

that and they're just unamusing to watch
>>
>>165500991
no
>>
>>165501045
yes
>>
>>165500991
>boring as fuck cliche memegames and if you've seen one you've seen them all
That's not true. There are tons of them and the good ones are sometimes vastly different - some of which hardly resemble guy games even. Sure, most of them are bad, but NANG is one of the good ones.

You probably assume they are all full of cheap memes, traps and shit like that.
>>
>>165501083
nuh-uh
>>
>>165500892
they're like doujin games in that the only people who run them are the people who don't want to try hard enough to compete in a game with a larger audience
>>
>They copied the wiwix and proffesor broman dynamic

ebin
>>
>>165501229
yeah everyone who doesnt run sm64 is a fucking cowardish manchild
>>
>>165501179
>You probably assume they are all full of cheap memes, traps and shit like that.
where are you getting this from? what i'm saying is they're just DREADFULLY uninteresting from start to finish, nothing exciting happens in them, there's no tech, no skips, no excitement, no nothing.
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>its a no speedtech game where playing it normally but doing everything first try will somehow make it a speedrun
>>
>>165501229
I agree they're like doujin games, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're bad. I follow quite a few streamers who also run other games just as much, if not more.

>>165501413
>where are you getting this from?
Because you said if you've seen one, you've seen them all. If you've only seen one, it's likely the original that's just plain bad and full of the stuff I named.

>they're just DREADFULLY uninteresting from start to finish, nothing exciting happens in them, there's no tech, no skips, no excitement, no nothing.
Again, most of them, yes. But Boshy, for instance, has lots of skips and techs.
>>
>let's play of a meme game
>>
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to schedule this as a primetime Friday night game?
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Wow, I love when they have fun engaging speedgames like this at agdq.
>>
Looks like they're not gonna fix the quality. What the hell happened?
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>when the lets play and speedrun are identical
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>>165501529
>Because you said if you've seen one, you've seen them all. If you've only seen one, it's likely the original that's just plain bad and full of the stuff I named.
yeah, i did, because it's true. everything else done with the engine has been very subtle variants on a theme, the kind of superficial details that, while significant enough that fans of the source material will be able to tell them apart, means basically nothing for casual people watching for the first time.

this is the kind of slightly expedient let's play that gets people tabbing out to go wank instead
>>
wow
>>
thanks tech crew for doing such an awesome job at this event ! :)
>>
>>165501708
>yeah, i did, because it's true
How can you tell if you've only seen a single game and a bit of NANG now? There are plenty of games who stand much better on their own.
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>>165501928
so why aren't they running those instead
>>
>>165501463
>>165501575
>>165501632
>>165501665
>>165501692

And yet you faggots masturbate furiously to Tetris.
>>
I wanna be the speedgamer
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>>165502005
Tetris runs are boring as fuck let's plays too
>>
>>165502005
Probably because Tetris has a strong following and hasn't been pulverized to death in these events.
>>
>>165502005
No I don't.
>>
>>165502005
Don't lump me in with that group. I hate the Tetris Grandmaster shit.
>>
>>165501985
That's something you have to ask the people who put the schedule together. Most games this year are really bad in general.
>>
>reading out a trump reference donation
BANNED
>>
>>165502170
right, so with your capitulation, i'm going to reassert that this is a boring-as-piss memegame that is dreadfully uninteresting from start to finish, nothing happens in it, there's no tech, no skips, no excitement, and no redeeming value past bloating the schedule another 40 minutes
>>
>>165502216
Crap I missed it. What was said?
>>
>>165502396
some version of can't stump the ***
>>
>>165502339
its ok to not like thing dont worry about it
>>
>>165502565
can't hear you, going to nap for a half hour until this garbage is over
>>
>>165502565

Then why were you arguing with him?
>>
>>165502604
ITS OK TO NOT LIKE THING DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
>>
>>165502339
I never claimed this one has many skips or techs - I just said it's not bad and that saying all IWBTG fangames are the same is not true. If you don't like IWBTG games in general, it's not surprising you don't like NANG, but it's not boring and it's still fun to watch, so there are redeeming qualities. It's just not a game I would've picked for AGDQ. Boshy was received pretty well when Stinkycheese ran it, since it does have skips and techs.
>>
>>165502756
Gonna be honest with you, anon.

I actually have no strong feelings either way on this one, I just really wanted to argue with someone about something.
>>
Man if I were a billionaire I'd make the funniest donation comments.... le sigh
>>
if any of you guys are millionaires, can you donate to make sure the goat isn't hugged? my furry friend is being a huge faggot
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I think what gets me about IWBTG runs is that their segmented nature implies that there's really nothing at stake, each level is a self-contained execution playback where maybe 10 seconds is at stake. It's just not really possible for me to get excited about something so... hollow.
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>>165503009
also each game is exactly the same autismal jumpathons

only boshy is worth watching
>>
>>165503009

Plus the simple controls and ruleset just make it uninteresting to watch. It's immediately obvious what needs to be done on every screen, and he either does it or messes up a couple times before doing it. At least the original had surprises and jokes.
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pie is such a poser.
>look guys i like anime too!!
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fangames and indie games should be banned from gdq's and if you disagree you're wrong
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>>165503506
Well, part of the trouble here, anon, is that "indie game" isn't as easy to define as it used to be. Asserting something blanket like that could potentially shut you out to a LOT of games.
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>>165503446
>talking shit about our literal boy

out
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how is this even a speedrun?
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this game is shit but the runner is cute and doesn't seem like a complete autist so i'm okay with it
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>>165503619
it's not, haven't you heard our complaining for the last half hour
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>2hu music

Is the runner banned now?
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>>165503612
fuck off nerd
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>>165503619
He's doing everything perfectly on the first try

well in a low-ish number of tries anyway
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>>165503614
our only boy is goose
was that goose? no? then SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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>>165503614
pie is a faggot who isn't even good at speedrunning
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>>165503280
There is an absolutely retarded amount of depth to the physics in the commonly used fangame engines. Even the controls aren't as simple as just having a jump and shoot buttons, you have a second jump button you use them for various cancels, you have pixel aligns, subpixel and v-string manipulations for set ups you have to do, there is a ton to it, it's just all shit that's not apparent by just watching unless you know what you are looking for and almost all of it is too complex to explain in an AGDQ setting
I agree though, the only reason this is in AGDQ is Witwix's success with Boshy and the good commentary. These games on their own have no reason to be there.
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new thread
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"White, hang em by a noose, Goose"
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>>165500794
>>165500794
>>165500794
>>165500794
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>There is an absolutely retarded amount of depth to the physics in the commonly used fangame engines. Even the controls aren't as simple as just having a jump and shoot buttons, you have a second jump button you use
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>>165503009
I like to call them twitch plattformer. Yes they are all gameplay mostly but they lack something.
Something that makes the worlds actually alive instead of an artifical parcour.
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>>165504580
I also like to call them Twitch Platformers.

because the only reason people play them is so they can get popular on twitch
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Any anons interested in trading a different riven for this?

open to all offers, but I'm looking for Ignis, Staticor, Pyrana, Ballistica, Glaxion or Cernos rivens
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>>165505415
i'll trade you a hundred and fifty seven lightning rods for it
deal?
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Can rice crispies go bad?
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>>165507438
I'd be surprised if they could.
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>>165507438
Theyre basically dehydrated grains. If not exposed to much moisture then they only go bad in the sense of going stale.

If food is bad you can tell from looking or smelling depending on what it is. Never understood the "I cant tell if this is good or not" meme.
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