Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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Post your hero without posting your hero.

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>>165439994

>>165440117
Kharazhim? Illidan?

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>>165439994

>>165440427
I don't know why that didn't come to mind. Every other time I check 34 and it usually works. Cheers.

>>165440389
dps monk

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>>165439994
Gonna warn you, this image can be shocking the first time you see it.

>>165439994
Basketball (although I hate the meme)

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>165439994

>>165441098
Look, some people hate fun, okay?

Don't complain to a vietnamese parcheesi forum about it though,we hate fun too

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>>165439848
Valeera has a pênis

>>165439994

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>>165439994

>tfw my newbie free stim is running out in two days
>tfw I have work today and tomorrow so I won't get to spend the next two days grinding the shit out of my remaining lv 1 heroes
Life is suffering.

>promoted to plat 3
>3 games with absolute mongs
>demoted to plat 4
>2 games with the best players I've ever met
>promoted to plat 3
>mongs again
>demoted
>etc. etc.

"personal" rank adjustment

>>165442349
only constant =) your rank says everything about you as a player!

>Those fucking guys in QM who go apeshit on people and say shit like "i bet youre unranked fucking noob"

God I wish I were that ignorant.

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>tfw people think losing because nobody pays attention to the objective is fun

>>165442306
Back in my day we didn't have no fancy dancy stim packs, er them first win a tha day, and no friends for them cheap ass bonuses.
We grinded by muting team and soloing bot.

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>>165439994

>>165444763
Greymane after the armor buff.

>>165443195
>Fun means losing.
>When asked why their son thought this way, his father simply replied "We raised him poorly... as a joke!"

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>>165439994

Hey uncle!

Am I correct in thinking people with a numbered rank like #25 are highly ranked?

>>165446290

Yes

http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Zul'jin/Zul'jin%20-%20Default/ZuljinBase_IntroBoast00.mp3

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In development video soon?

I hope theres more than just Valeera being shown.

>>165447358
Warcraft assassin
Warcraft support
Valla skin
Nova skin

>>165447469

Why Valla skin? She literally just got one?

I dont believe you

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>>165439994
You'll never guess it.

>>165447358
why would there be an in development video today?

>>165447712

Hero reveal. Every one has been followed by an in dev showing the new hero (s) and upcoming non hero content like skins and mounts.

Always has been.

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>>165447358

I want to fuck that Shima

>>165447857
a hero hasn't been revealed yet though, only teased

>>165448023

I mean thats the point of the indev. To reveal what they teased.

>>165447990
Time to kill yourself you disgusting furry

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>>165448415

I didnt ask for this

>15mb patch
What was it?

>>165448526
Fixed the searing light bug
Fixed the bug that let Lunara reveal heroes longer than 4 seconds
Fixed the audio shit that made lil' Ragnaros skin use normal voice when you select him in draft

How to talent rag and zuljin?
I just need something to level them up with

>>165448915

Pick all the talents that have the same icon you brainless shit, how hard can it be?

>>165448915
Rag is semi diverse.
Don't bother with blast wave talents, either go straight q or straight w depending on enemy comp.
At 4 you take spell block if they have things like chromie and li-ming or catching fire any other time.
At 13 you normally grab q unless the enemy team has something like Diablo and 1-2 other stun abilities, the Resilient is super helpful.
For ult lava wave is almost never not bad on large maps and Braxis, his other ult is damn good any time you know how to land it too.

Zul'jin isn't as easy.
If you're solo queueing him then w is the way to go most of the time since you won't have any proepr tanks or healers, but his aa build gets way more results, especially since Guillotine is amazingly hard to do anything with.

>>165449327
>Guillotine
>Hard
More like fucking worthless.

>>165449517
That too.
The range to area ratio doesn't mesh well with the cast time, not to mention the 20 upgrade can't be pointed in another direction. It would be a lot better if the range was increased to make it easier to catch heroes that try to run away from a fight.
I've had some decent guillotines, you just have to toss it out like it's another ability instead of holding on to it.

Why do I play this shitty game?
I have over 4k matches and endless hours, thank god i've only spent about $60 real cash on it, but I havent even touched my backlong on my PC or PS4 because of this bullshit ass fucking moba. So many single player experiences being left to the wayside. Why this game.

>>165450069
>see people with 4000 games
>in gold
I don't know what goes through their heads.

Lucio
DVa
Malthael
Garrosh

>>165451568
>Brightwing
>boring design
>Not!Reaper
>Not!Darius

>>165447469
>Warcraft support
>support

surely you meant another assassin, right?

Rag is so OP

>>165451773
Velen support

we need some Draenei ass up in this biatch

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>>165452535
>wanting wrinkly old Velen
>not goat waifu

>>165452535
you mean shadow priest Velen right? so he can be an assassin

>>165452685
nice try Kil'jaeden

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>>165452719
non assassins are not allowed in this game

Is THIS game even alive? Last time i played was around sylvanas release and i wanna come back. What has changed? Why queues are so long

>>165452908
>Is THIS game even alive?
kinda, it used to be a lot dead'er

>Last time i played was around sylvanas release and i wanna come back.
sheesh

>What has changed?
a bit, not much in terms of maps, mostly in terms of small details and shit

>Why queues are so long
le ded gaem

>>165452908

New maps, new heroes, lots of new

Queues take a long time because of a lot of reasons, mainly because the population isn't huge and people like to play the same shit and Nova and bullshit that makes matchmaking hell.

Its either wait for a semidecent match or wait 9 second and get put on the abathur, murky, nova team.

>>165453551
Stop playing quick match, faggot.

>>165453640
Faster than Meme League tbqh.

>>165454045
Ranked Draft >>>>>>Unranked Draft >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shaving testicles with rabid badger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>QM

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>>165452652
>Wanting Goat Mary Sue in this game

>>165454180
Pretty sure QM has always been the fastest. Why are you so upset?

>>165454267
Always had faster queues with unranked than QM.
And I'm not upset. Just telling your idiot ass to stop whining about composition when there's a better way to determine proper composition.
Faggot.

hell
it's about damn time

>>165454680
I'm not even that anon complaining about Nova and shit. People like you disappoint this website.

Why are the people playing this complete retards?
It's VERY rare to see anyone good

>>165454798
Horrid match-making. MMR and rank doing next to nothing. G/M getting put with and/or bronze all of the time. One bad player has a larger impact than one good player. Since it is an inherently simple and easy game, players don't feel the urge to get good, try or care. Coupled with the 'gamer' mentality these days to be the largest asshole possible, you'll mostly see negativity.

>>165454798

MMR gap is huge and exploitable.

Anyone worth anything as already smurfed an account past diamond and everyone else who is shit remains below that.

Also the fact that this game is fairly complicated in terms of mechanical play that most people simply dont get it.

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>>165454938
>Also the fact that this game is fairly complicated in terms of mechanical play that most people simply dont get it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>165439994

>>165455520
Alarak.

>>165455287

Prove me wrong

>get tlv
>tell him to go level in AI games
>says he is pro tlv
>gets a pissyfit for being called shit when he is dying all over the place
>feeds for the rest of the game
>also guldan was afk and got disconnected at the beginning
Concede vote when?

>>165456128
Prove them wrong.

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>>165439994

>keep getting matched with Kharazims who take Insight and then suck ass
>ask why everyone is taking it now
>"fucking idiot it was always the best"
>lol wut, no it wasn't
>"well it didn't used to be but it is now"
really makes me think

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>>165439994

>>165455602
bingo

>>165456370
dekaka

Why does reporting someone for abusive chat block them?

>>165458071
Nope

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I shudder to think what the Master skin will look like if she already has crazy-pauldrons.

I won't mind Valeera if her trailer is a music video for Rogues Do It From Behind

oh wait
>hero trailers
rip

>>165459251
I'd do her from behind.

>team captain lets enemy team first pick xul on BHB
>gets pissy when we start losing, and then start losing BECAUSE we're losing

gee
I wonder

>people can block messages from people not on their friends list
>still can message people not on their friends list
What is the logic behind this?

>>165459616
>let's enemy team first pick Xul
Xul if fine but he gets shut down even harder than sylv during teamfights.
If your team didn't get any cc and wave clear it was all on you.

>>165459518
but would you wear Bloodfang Leather?
Bonescythe and Netherblade?

>>165458617
fuck man i don't know fuck

>>165460446
It's gonna be some shitty pandaria leather

>get a 4man premade in my team
>tyrande solo heal
>enemy has TLV
>they ignore the fact that 4 players from enemy team are pushing one lane
>lose first fort in 3 minutes
>they didnt even have sylvanas
Retard removal when?

What's with the sudden whineposting?
You're almost guaranteed to get a noticeably bad team every 10 games, and a similar rate of exceedingly easy games where you completely stomp the enemy team and probably feel like jizzing yourself because they let you finish flamestrike quest in 2 minutes.

Just play heroes you enjoy playing, if you want to minimize risk of being unable to engage due to team not having presence then play things like valla or a good warrior or pusher and keep an eye on the minimap.
Or you could mindless walk into things and come here and ask why there isn't a /concede yet.

>>165460235
what team fights? he just soaked the top 2 lanes all match

>>165461710
>What's with the sudden whineposting?

have you ever actually been to this general before?

>>165454749
TIL websites have feelings and can get dissapointed

>>165462230
TIL you're incredibly autistic.

https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/819967266066350081

>brexit handout
>rexxar takes none of the good talents
>doesn't solo lane at all
>jaina throws herself face first at the enemy artanis
>we still win

awe shit niggas

https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/819967266066350081

>>165462341
how come? im not even that guy from the other replies, this is my first post on the subject

>>165462424
>>165462478
Hopefully that's not all we are getting.

Never played this before, just dabbling because of elf booty. Why can I suddenly play as any hero I want? I thought you had to buy them.

>literally says pshhh

>>165462424
>>165462478
>that silhouette
Kargath confirmed

>>165462424
>>165462478
That's new art from what I can tell. It's in style of other official pics of HotS heroes. And unfortunately it also confirms she's getting the ridiculous shoulderpards on base skin.

>>165462104
>didn't have a superior team fight comp
>didn't have someone roaming to gank
What kind of primary color do you have to place in for a draft like that?

>>165462424
I actually got fooled

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>>165462478

>>165462424
wtf another wc assassin I hate this game now

>>165462570
just a weekend event. they have had some like it occasionally.

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>its a whoever gets tlv loses weekend

>>165462424
>another hero that will collect dust on the shelf after 1-2 days of forced hype

wake me up when they put in something that actually warrants playing and learning again like Dehaka or Alarak

>>165461710
>guaranteed to get a noticeably bad team every 10 games
You mean 9 out of 10
>similar rate of exceedingly easy games
This is the 1 in 10 game

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>>165463251
>pick tlv because I'm tired of getting bad ones on my team
>end up on haunted mines against a KT, Zera and Ming
>my team can't even fight in mines while I'm soaking lanes

>>165463251
Oh shit I didn't even think of that. I was worried about Medivh.

>>165463393
>tfw recognise 34san's art style despite not caring for it

Why does Valeera's armor show so much skin? Isn't that inconvenient when fighting?

>>165463512
we want the waifu fucker audience

>>165463393
its not a problem being bad. I'm currently grinding tracer to 5 and suck but moving them as a single hero is an insult to Blizzard, the character, your team, the enemy team and the time that never stops moving.

>>165462424

>they massively nerfed her tits and ass

Called it, sjws win again

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>>165463393

>>165462424
>>165462478
All she needs is a fedora and a katana to be full meme

>>165463512
not every fight is the same

>>165462424
>new waifu hero announced
>thread is still dead
there is no hope for this ded gem

>Illidan chases 1v4 instead of doing the objective
>Dies
>"sad gg"
>Picks Zeratul next round
>Does it again
>"gg well played"

>>165464315

We knew she was being released for weeks if not months. Leaks ruined hype long ago.

>>165463634
>Illidan
>Valeera
>Valla
>Zeratul
>Arthas
Team Edge assemble!

>>165462751
that's grom

GIVE ABILITIES BLIZZARD

>>165464685
Q: Ppsh
W: Nothing personal
E: Kid
R1: U
R2: Mad

>>165464682

Its neither because bith Kargath and Grom had long hair, that orc does not.

>>165464685
>passive stealth like nova/zeratul
>Q teleport behind enemy
>W stab that only works from behind enemy
>E activate stealth
>R1 tip fedora
>R2 seath katana

>>165464315
Valeera is kinda lame and a low-tier waifu.

>>165462478
>>165462424
Why did they post a picture of an orc?

>>165464836
>>165464682

Garrosh

>>165465064

Garrosh bald as fuck and would have Mannaroth fuckhuge spaulders.

>>165465064
Garrosh was bald though.

>>165465043
Because she was a gladiator and killed a bunch of orcs in the arena

>>165464685
>Q: one shot squishy
>W: stun lock tank
>E: avoid all damage
>D: if you die the game automatically complains in chat for you

the true rogue experience

>>165460524
>Not getting the joke

>>165465043
So people initially wonder which orc it could be only to be shocked by surprise Valeera.

>>165465270
>R: teleport to any lone enemy player

>>165465042
Shhe is better waifu than any hots waifu except Kael'thas

>>165465449

>R2: Shadow Dance - All basic abilities have no cooldown and award bonus combo points. Lasts 6 seconds.

>>165464836
that orc has a ponytail anon, just like wc3 grom

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>>165465176
>>165465190
He shaved in WoD

>>165466013

And no long hair, very unlike grom

Also no gorehowl

Also no axe at all

Also two spaulders and not just one.

Its not him.

>>165466047

Burbing Crusade was all one giant retcon anyway

>>165466047
>Garrosh is finally in hots
>is the gay ass version from bc

worst timeline

tfw Blizz covers up Valeera's ass with a cloak and you will never see it

>>165466349

She has no cape in the Hots version. She just has granny panties that cover most of her cheeks.

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>>165466349
Any time Blizzard hides something it just makes it all the more amazing in those rare moments you do get to see it.

>>165466768
oh my

Why did they stop announcing heroes two at a time?

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>>165466943
I prefer it this way t b h, a surprise every 3 weeks is better than two surprises every month and a half to keep the hype fresh

>>165464551
>arthas
>edgelord

fuck off he's the lich king you gigantic poopfag

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>>165439994

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>>165439994

so we need to wait until tomorrow for an in dev video
feelsbadman

>>165468132
They don't release them on the weekends usually. So Monday.

>>165468240
nah I think I remember them releasing one on saturday or sunday

>>165441353
you are no space marine
you are barely even a man

the secret to Butcher is to stop playing him like an AA machine and more like a living pyroblast that can heal itself if it needs to.

>>165468329
I said usually. They do sometimes release them later in the day then so it's not totally out of the question for today.

>>165468132
what makes you think we have to wait until tomorrow?

>>165468535
No the secret is to realize your next to worthless till your stacked up. You are only good for the occasional gank set up by someone else.

>>165468572
eh I'll wait
>>165468602
most of the time they upload them around 7.00 - 7.30 PM (GMT +1)

>>165468732
>teamplay is bad

>>165468535
Butcher simply cannot work unless he is OP as fuck. If he's "balanced" then he's just shit because Butcher's Brand is the only way he'll ever stay alive and it can easily be avoided,cleansed etc.
Lamb can guarantee a kill but that is really the only great thing about him and just that doesn't make him viable

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>>165469018
>>165468732
without fail, every time someone posts anything about the Butcher, pasta like this follows.

>>165469197

They're both sort of right, though.

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/valeera
UUUUNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF

>>165469197
It's fucking true. It's why nobody picks at any competent level because the slightest bit of CC and you are useless.

>>165468842
I didn't say teamplay was bad I said Butcher was bad. 95% of Butcher kills you could have easily accomplished with almost any other assassin on the roster. Till he's stacked up he's a nonfactor except for his ult.

>>165469329

You pranked me for the last time rice dick. Prepare for fucking cuntboi.

>>165469329
Jokes on you I looked there like 5 minutes ago, I know she isn't up yet.

Why does blizzard forces mirror match in Quick Play? It is not fucking fun

Indev video WHERE?!

>>165470163
uploading it right now, gimme 10 minutes

>>165469681
because they can't into matchmaking.

>>165469681

Because when this game doesnt have 20 million active players, fair and balanced matches arent possible when cunts cry about 3 minute wait times.

>all those virgins trying to figure out who the generic orc is
I hate you people

>>165471450
all I see is another warcarft hero. Might as well be another assassin, it's like I give a fuck.

Can someone inform me (because I'm new and bad) why laning 4v4 and 1v1 on Braxis is just how it's done? Why can't you 3v4 and 2v1? How exactly is it punished?

>>165472313
Is what "pro" players do so everyone do it.

>>165472313

Probably because the pros did or do it.

>how punish 2/3 split as 1/4

Uh, hope top is solid and doesn't die then hope bot knows and/or has the ability to take advantage of their numbers advantage and take structures early, or something.

>>165472419

Yeah, sort of like how all ten players go mid and ARAM it up while minions in off-lanes die as they fish for first blood.

Or cheese/trade towers because that's fun.

>hurr stop complaining about warcraft, it just has the most bestest characters and we dont want a farmer from diablo durr

why are wowbabbies such utter cancer

>>165472815
>diablocucks

kek just stop crying anon, I'm sure the next hero is going to be a literal who from diablo.

>>165472815
>tfw legion is practically diablo

we got what we deserved anon

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>165472978
Where the FUCK is Tichondrius?????

>>165472869
Diablo at least has named important characters left to put in, with warmeme they're literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for hero material.

>inb4 b-but muh grashoshmashix the orc who has a big stick HES TOTALLY UNIQUE AND IMPORTANT U GUISE

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>>165473104
>mfw orcfags

>>165473104
you are only digging yourself deeper diablocuck

>>165473167
NO YOU DONT GET IT WE NEED GROMMASH AND DUROTAN AND GARROSH AND GRUBBLIX AND GELDOR AND BLACKHAND AND SPINEFUCK AND DICKRIPPER AND GARONA AND AND AND AND AND

>>165473301
>unironically defending card game trash

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>>165473104
diablocucks are the best.

>>165473523
warcraft =/= hearthstone, diablocuck

>>165472869
>I'm sure the next hero is going to be a literal who from diablo
Look at the valeera video, she stab some orc, probably the next hero.

>it's another "Diablo cucks get cucked again by based Blizzard" hero release

Lmao get fucked idiot children. Warcraft was always ALWAYS the superior game, Diablo never even sold well. It's a fucking nice product, you should be glad Blizzard even lets you filth have ANY heroes from your pathetic shitfest in this game. Learn your fucking place.

TIL people who critique Warcraft are Diablo fanboys.

>>165473778
>probably the next hero.
>more diabloduck tears
I fucking hope so.

>>165473798
Diablo sold more than Wow HA HA HA
Look after it cunt

>>165473832
found the diablo cuck

>>165473851
>it's another assassin

HOPE

>>165473798
>Diablo never even sold well

What did he mean by this, bros?

>>165473851
if you really want diablocuck tears, ask blizzard to not release some important and interesting heroes, like baal, mephisto or the playable characters from D2. Instead ask them to put some D3 shitter no one cares about like maghda, ghom or some shit like this.

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>>165473927
>Diablo sold more than WoW

AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit you're so pathetic I can't even deal with it. Go play your irrelevant meme game if you love it so much.

>chu8 team is out of the HGC

Gay as fuck

>>165474083
>>165473927
>defending diablocucks

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>>165473927
>Diablo sold more than Wow
Diablocucks at it again

>>165474091
>implying anyone ever played D2 enough to care

>>165474195
what, why?

>>165474440
According to Chu he want to go full casual and focus on his stream but his team want to tryhard so the 4 of them created a new team.

>>165474428
Diablo 3 is legit one of the highest selling pc games of all time. It sold like fucking crazy and that's before Reaper of Souls.

>>165469681
they don't they just wanted that fat selling characters to idiots money. so it's stuck with a lot of free casuals with only the free rotation and people playing new releases and reworks.

>>165474307
>starcraft
>good

go back to korea

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Are these people in middle school or something, who talks like this?

>>165474916
they're people who don't actually think about what they say and everything leaves their mouth unfiltered

>>165474440
>glaurong is on his team

His team is made of rejected players from other teams and he know streaming is more important money wise.

>>165474091
if we get anything from D3, I'd rather Belial since a straight up illusion/trickery based hero would be interesting. Not like Nova and Samuro who just have one ability each.

Probably a specialist if anything though. Could possibly be able to send illusionary clones of himself around, disguise himself as other members of his team(or even other members of the team as himself, so when the enemy team sees that squishy Belial overextending and out of place, getting a rude awakening when they realize too late they're diving an Arthas or something).

Could even have the THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM heroic where he just turns into a straight up powerhouse for 10-15 seconds or so.

the creature known as oddish is currently streaming, reminder to drop by and tell it that transgederism is a mental illness

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>>165475272

>>165475272
but anon, we already have a superior trickery based hero in Valeera, and from a relevant franchise too!

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>>165474916
this game has a strangely large population of self-felating white knights that act all smug and how much better they are than everyone else for even the slightest offense.

>artanis why did you overextend and die alone bot
>SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HAVE FUN. DON'T TALK TO TEAM MATES IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE.
>ok well stay with the team
>IT'S JUST A GAME WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? ANNNND YOU'RE ALL ON MUTE K BYE ;)

>>165474430
I-I do sempai

>>165475272
What would be funny is a trait that make him take the appearance of an enemy hero and appear as blue for them.

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>>165476018
dang i used the wrong arthas pasta

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>>165474430
>tfw you played more D1 than D2 so Butcher and Leoric already satisfy all my nostalgia for the series
Rogue would be cool to have though.

I'm gonna play this weekend and ruin some games cause I haven't played in months!

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>>165476018
>Ask if Varian our Varian can please not take Fury.
>Get yelled at for trying to tell him how to play.
>Just point out that the other team has a LiLi, Johanna and Artanis.
>He does anyway, dives and dies the entire game and yells for healing.

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How do I play even play Tracer?
I keep getting the melee does aoe Talent

>>165476303
play gazlord for extra butthurt

>>165476425
That's the right talent at 13. It goes like this.

>Do you have recall? Be braze as shit.
>Do you not have recall? Manage blinks so you always have an escape.

Some times your just going to explode because of your low health and you have to accept though and move on.

>>165476528
Wow people still hate him, I figured he would get buffed or reworked to the point where he wouldn't instantly make people mad. Poor goblin

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>Stuck between buying Tracer and Varian
>Having a blast with Tracer atm
Her best recolor is the blue one

>>165477108
He got a rework, but it didn't do anything.

>>165476303
you and all the guys i see still with sub-40 beta and alpha portraits every event or patch. game just lives off hyper-casual fanboys.

>>165477216
No it's the master skin pink one, because of how retarded it looks. Pair it with the pink little pony and it's great.

>>165477382
>pink
>Not the Teal one
Pink is the 2nd best one actually

>>165477216
>not pink master skin if only because of how obnoxious it is

cmon it's like you don't want to tilt them off the face of the planet

>>165476528
yo didn't he have a skin leaked or something

in-dev when

>>165477453
The pink one makes it even more annoying when she's killing you though, because your getting chased by a giant eyesore.

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>Lost vikings 4 games in a row

>>165477624
Sorry

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>Valeera skin that launches is the Rouge most popular armor set BloodFang

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>>165478480
>rouge

>>165478480
I wonder what her shop skin'll be.

ahhh hero spotlight and in-dev whennn

>>165479343
Night Elf Valeera

>>165478480
>most popular rogue set
>bloodfang
You type like a pretentious 13 year old, by the way.

>>165479870
You type like a bitch :)

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>>165477624
>Medivh, Vikings and Abathur on the same team.

It's only a matter of time.

>>165480382
>a zul-jin that never turns off D
>a varian that doesn't go tank

>>165473959
>>165474163
>>165474305
>>165474428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games

You are all so retard.
Go and play your million years old shit game with edgy cucks and tab targeting borring ass combat wow fags

>>165480650
Varian's that go that shit Fury is unfortunately very common.

Deder than ded

>Meme'jin's that go Q or W build
lamo

OFFICIAL BEST MASTER SKIN LIST
>Sylvanas
>Muradin
>Tyrande
>Nazeebo

>>165484437
>Gul'dan
>Lunara
>Greymane
>Medivh

>>165484437
Tassadar

Sylv's master skin is ruined by the awful bow.

Why can nobody land Guillotine? I have gone several games seeing any Zul'jin on either team never landing the skill.

>>165480904
>diablo cucks literally this triggered

top kek

>>165485502
Or maybe they are landing it, but since there health is higher than 1 it does no damage and is a fucking terrible ult.

>>165485502

1.) Its super telegraphed and hard to hit
2.) You need low hp to do any meaningful damage with it
3.) Being in the high stress situation where you are both very low hp and need to hit a hard skillshot makes hitting it even hard
4.) You can be killed midcast
5.) Zuljin players suck

>>165485502
>Guillotine
>it isn't based on the targets missing health

sort of surprised by this, seems the ability doesn't really do anything unless you're practically dead which is unfortunate

>hard to hit

double iffy

Arthas needs some kind of rework. He actually has none of the traits of any of the DK classes. He doesnt have the damage of Frost, he doesnt have the AoE or damage of Unholy, his summon ult is shit, and he has literally nothing from Blood, the only tank spec available for him to do his job. He isnt even a good CC bot, and a lot of his talents that are actually good compete with the other talents that make his good abilities bad.

>>165487406
Arthas is not your generic wow death knight

>>165487726
Then they just need to make him good
Compensate his lack of mobility, sustain in combat, lower health pool, lack of burst, long travel times on abilities, and talent reliance with something.

>>165450234
There's this guy who wanted to scrim my team of diamonds 1 Plat and 1 master. I think our masters player met him on reddit or fb. Said he was trying out for hgc. We added him so we could skrim.

This guy I shit you not has over 5000 games played.

He's bronze 5...0 rank points.

Why did I get a notification that I got arena portrait if I already had it since the last time this brawl happened. I already have it, don't notify me Blizz, REEEEEEEEEE

>>165485012
This. Shadow Hussar Ninja Archer would be perfect if not for the face-bow

>>165488386
Yeah, it's rough.

I've met people like this in WoW, League and Hots. Need to have a bit of a sit down to work out what their malfunction is.

Bit unfortunate some people can't work these things out for themselves.

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>>165477216
i disagree

>>165463512
>Rogue

Think about that for a second.

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>>165463512
>female armor
>wow
>rogue

I'm not sure what you expected, Anon.

>>165489323
>rogue
>not "stripper"

>>165488595
Oh yeah the drafted some weird stuff like zag and Raynor when they were tier 3.
We killed them 20-1 ( 1 person on our team dived their tower to kill 2)

Then after the game the guy messaged us saying " sorry one of our guys messed up let's do another"

We fucking lost it in comms we laughed hard about that one. Cause like they were all feeding around the same amount .

To be fair we weren't dicks and gave them tons of advice and answered their questions.
But on comms we were laughing at their plays.

>>165489853
>Friends with people who think they are good when they suck.

Listen I have no delusions thinking I'm anything special at this game, but at least I can realize if I've died 12 times doing the same thing over and over again maybe it's a bad fucking idea.

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>get matched in hero league
>all 4 teammates already on mute

>>165476425
Don't get shot.

Punch melee heroes and supports when they can't shoot you.

Pretend you're a bad Tychus while skimming the edges of teamfights, and pray the enemy team is too retarded to never stop chasing you.

If game gets to lv 20, get the heal-on-recall talent.

She's a gimmick hero, so keep that gimmick strong or else you're worthless.

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>be masters yesterday
>15 matches later
>1-14
>demotion game to d3

I guess I'm just cursed

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>Enemy team has vikings
>He just stacks up as 3
>We have a Whatever the hero that uses Living Bomb
>He gets Living Bomb spreads indefinitely
>Casts it once on Vikings
>Mega kill
>wins us the game

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>>165493390
>Medivh Poly Bombs.
>>Guy playing Vikings tries to split them panicking. Keeps spreading it to his own team again and again.

>>165492396
cursed by being a girl judging by that image haha

>>165443195

When people say "we play for fun" in a losing situation it's extremely tilting. MOBAs are competitive games, if you don't play to win then don't fucking play or go play vs bots or play a fucking single player game. Fucking retards I swear.

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>>165443195
Don't mind those 20 min plus games. Who cares if you could have won an easy game.

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>First Time Varian
>Friend tells me to go Arms
>Wtf why?
>Press R into auto into q into charge just murders most squishies
>Flag keeping my team alive
This is fun

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>play as stitches
>pick Putrid Bile
>get the sloppy wet shart sound effect

>>165496578
Just don't go arms if they have something like auriel?uther.

>>165496578
I don't play wow is that smash or taunt. Because Fury is dog shit.

>>165496794
Smash. Taunt is Protection (Prot) Warrior.

>>165496794
Arms is the one with Colossus smash
Fury is Attack speed
Taunt is Prot

>>165496794
>Colossus Smash is Arms
>Taunt is Protection
>Twin Blades is Single-Minded Fury

rip titans grip

>>165496909
>>165496943
Okay than you should be taking Dalaran Banner because Charge and your aa with more damage is ability damage meaning you delete people faster.

>>165486689
don't forget the delay when you're casting it, which makes it hard to get it off before dying

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>be chromie
>most kills, damage.im.both,.most.xp
>tell people what to do
>no.ones listens
> they feed.constantly
>30 fucking minutes later
> they make a retarded move while I spam ping for.boss
> they ignore me, enemy team takes boss and we lose
> I'm grinding my teeth.with.how.mad I am, about to leave lobby
>"thanks.for.throwing.chromie"
I.was so.fucking close to putting another hole in the.wall. god.fucking dammit.this.aids.genre makes me.so.fucking.mad

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>>165497406
>Pick Chromie.
>Surprised when you lose.

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>>165496575
>>165495686
We barely won by the skin of our teeth.

We were never "losing" in the sense that we would destroy them in every teamfight. That's why it was extra frustrating. It was like 2 am and I just wanted to finish the game, grab my laundry and go to bed because I have work in 4 hours. But we somehow almost lose a game in which we had a 28-12 lead in core health 5 minutes in and spend like 20 extra minutes on this.

It's just that when the enemy vikings start running away, the ENTIRE team starts fucking chasing them and then suddenly we lose all 3 altars at once because the enemy team all split off from the vikings and went for the objectives while shitheads like Artanis kept clowning around under an enemy tower.

I genuinely wasn't sure we'd win until I saw the victory screen.

>>165497713
Damn, I didn't notice this until after I posted but that fucking Artanis was hearthing home when we were literally one objective away from losing or winning and he was by the "safe" altar he should've been capping just in case the fight got to us before I finished capping.

Fuck that asshole.

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>>165497627
Chromie is good, much moreso if you're actually good with her. She can be fucking great.

>>165497406
Aside from giving you the bullshit "ONLY CONSTANT :^)" response, I will say that if you are personally unsatisfied with your small violent outbursts whenever you get angry (As evident by putting a hole in your wall), you should try doing something that isn't hitting something, when you get angry.

When you become frustrated or stressed, whatever action you do to vent teaches you to go to THAT action as a means of venting repeatedly, and it becomes a personality trait, essentially. So by hitting things when angry, you're basically giving yourself abusive traits, shit like that is one big reason why abusive fathers happen. If you care at all, I'd suggest trying something that soothes you, something good and positive as opposed to resorting to bashing things. Shit like listening to music, a song that means a lot to you, or laying down with your dog or cat, maybe washing your face or jerking off or something, you know?

Sorry if that's not something you want to hear right now, I just thought maybe it's something you would like to know.

>>165497406

Picking Chromie is like picking Nova

No matter what you do, you're worthless. So stop bitching shitlord and pick a real hero.

>>165498217
>whatever action you do to vent teaches you to go to THAT action as a means of venting repeatedly, and it becomes a personality trait, essentially. So by hitting things when angry, you're basically giving yourself abusive traits
This is like, debunked 90s era pop culture psychology.

>>165498458
Oh okay

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>>165497713
>It's just that when the enemy vikings start running away, the ENTIRE team starts fucking chasing them

Then your team gets picked off and they mad you didn't chase with them.

>>165492396
>only constant
The matchmaking

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>>165499723
Are you me?

>>165492396
>Senjinn here

only 6000 gold away from that sweet sweet nexus charger.

>Samuro and Hammer work in Plat because everyone in Plat is a fucking solo LONE WOLF I MAKE THE BIG PLAYS mong

how do I carry my ass out of this

>>165501331
>everyone in Plat is a fucking solo LONE WOLF I MAKE THE BIG PLAYS mong
>How do I SOLO LONE WOLF MAKE THE BIG PLAYS my way out of this.

Made me laugh. That aside, honestly, I feel like watching others via Warrior or maybe Support is the way to go, or learning which heroes are extremely good on which map and just rolling with that, and trying the best you can to make use of how strong that hero is on that map.

>>165501331

i started playing this month and got placed into plat playing only artanis. then i got to diamond playing artanis and varian.

>>165501331
samuro and hammer are both good heroes

though samuro in masters is played and good for completely different reasons than in the shitter ranks, ill give you that

>>165501870
>I only played the best hero in the game right now and won

woooooow
nah but good for you

>>165501331
>get tired of worrying about making plays
>decide to go back to basics and play right-click heroes
>don't get caught/picked
>position reasonably well in team fights and offer reliable sustained damage
>break off from objectives as soon as we win/lose to push/soak, if safe

and that's the pretty uninteresting way I've found of getting masters, at least for the first two seasons

even in plat you might be able to get away with taking structures for free because some people still don't have minimaps

>>165501870
You started playing at the right team. Artanis went from the worst hero in the game to one of the stronger heroes in the game. .

Is Sonya at all good
I feel like spinning wildly and shouting at people

>>165502357
no she's terrible 99% of the time

>>165502357
She's good for memeing. She's terrible if you want to win.

>>165502516
>>165502536
Damnit
Maybe Ill try out Varian then
I wont go Fury unless I can go absolutely unpunished

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>Valeera
Great, another LITERAL WHO? I mean, it's not like Blizzard has several franchises filled with characters that people actually like and care about. Name one thing people like about her that isn't her thighs or her tits.

>>165502696
>Go unpunished.
>Now that Artanis is in every game, and every character has a stun.

Good luck with that.

>>165502734
Her will to survive :)
DIABLOKEK BTFO

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>Whoever has Aba or Vikings loses

>>165502734
>female
>tits
>blood elf
>tits
>assassin
>blood elf female with tits
>probably going to be a melee li-ming


even if I'd have preferred another support for the sake of diversity I can't blame them for continuing to put out heroes like this

also garrosh when

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>>165502734
>We could have gotten Edwin or Shaw.

>>165502696

varian is good in this meta. fury is not.

>>165501705
allow me to rephrase: how do I play in a way that makes these kill chasing dumbasses work together well enough to secure consistent wins?

>>165473104
the only characters Diablo has left is the other 5 Great Evils and Deckard Cain. After that I can name dozens of Warcraft characters that are more important than anything left in Diablo

>>165502969
>shaw
Now THAT is a character nobody gives a fuck about.

>>165504964
>Not getting Zoltun Kulle or Izual.

>>165505000
You are right, but it would have been better than Valeera. At least he could have had something with SI in his kit.

>>165487726
they should add Kolitra and Thassarian for some blood and frost action desu

>>165504964
>d3 genderswaps
>cyadea
>d2 heroes
>kulle
>butterfly girl
>aria
>malthael
>imperius
>whatever that other fag angel is called
>izual
>lesser evils
>aidan
>lazarus
>summoner
>bloodraven