/srg/ - speedrunning general

wow another donation comment about egobean read on stream, really tickles the ol' noggin

Fuck Edobeaner.

Shut this bitch up edition.

i'm gay

forgot last thread, woops
>>165393781

>>165413451
>haha oh wow ANOTHER donation to have me do a shitty voice!

someone give me a (You) when he does palace skip please, I can't take this shit any longer but I want to see the skip

>>165413620
suck my cock dude

epic random flavioli

RIP nintendo hope you guys like running sports games n skyrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

Never forget

so can someone explain to me why they wanted/love flavio so much?

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>that list was posted after those were revealed!!!!
no it wasn't. it was on /v/ earlier. again, for reference:

Has Been Heroes: An Indie Viking-style action game that is being developed by Frozenbyte for the Switch.
Fast RMX: This is the title Fast Racing NEO remade for Nintendo Switch with new content.
Snipperclips: This is a small title that uses the two Joycons for two players.
Splatoon 2: Apparently, the footage seen of Splatoon in the first-look trailer is a sequel, not a port.
Super Bomberman R: Hudson Soft's classic Bomberman franchise gets a Switch release.
Arms: This is a fantasy-style fighting game. All characters have their own themes and long arms with different powers and effects. The art style is very reminiscent of The Wonderful 101, and it may be developed by Platinum Games. Characters are said to be colorful and include a green ninja with chains for arms, a purple mummy, and that gameplay was based around a boxing or wrestling ring.
Disgaea 5 Complete - A port of Disgaea 5 with all DLC included
Ultra (Super) Street Fighter 2: The Final Challengers: Port with new content added. Leaker backpedaled later in the thread and stated the title actually started with "Super."
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: A port of the Wii U title with new content added. Standee included new vehicles and tracks, but no new characters were seen.
Super Mario Odyssey: A new 3D Mario title. The logo is stated to have a plane in it which may indicate a new flying mechanic.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Just Dance 2017
Skylanders Imaginators
1 2 Switch: A mini-game compilation for the Nintendo Switch that showcases the console/handheld hybrid's tech.

switch stream just confirmed disgaea 5, mario kart, street fighter, bomberman, splatoon, just dance, and 1 2 switch. get BTFO m8

also confirmed: no more heroes, FIFA, fire emblem musou, square enix game "octopath traveler", SMT 5, xenobalde 2

Is chat on ultra slowmode or did everyone get banned?

>>165413914
If only there was a place for people who give a fuck about that shit to go to talk about it.

>>165413875
the hype monitor is on. you aren't lol xD-ing?

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>>165413834
>yeah here's a good one

pictured: a man with his dog

>SpikeVegeta actually such a fucking faggot attentionwhore nowadays he leans in on egobean to get some of that sweet attention too

Just kill the entire thing, put it to sleep already.

>>165413998
>not tuning into the switch stream during the designated dead nintendo rpg block
how goes flavio's adventures?

>>165414135
>implying I'm not eating and catching up on my e-mails

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>>165414135
>flavioli's adventures
look at that smug fuck

>>165414134
what happened? I just woke up

>ywn tag team that donation announcer

>>165414313
Nah nothing, just Spike getting back on the mic for donation reading. I thought he was just coming in to say something, but it was actually a shift change apparently.

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>>165414313
2spooky4flavioli

>congrats on 90 days

90 days of what?

hate this meme that cancer patients are inherently brave people

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>we lost the backup save

>>165414514
days since transition

>who's your favorite partner
>mine definitely isn't cancer
>let's donate to the best partner
>the prevent cancer flavio

Are they trying to induce suicide?

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>>165414532
They never asked for this

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Just end my fucking life why do I even listen to this

>that pb on his first run
cheese is an absolute god gamer

Paper Mario Speedruns:

>Mediocre games
>Not entertaining
>Not nostalgic
>Not fast
>No difficult or interesting tech

>>165414893
>has flavio being a condescending fuck for half the run

literally the only redeeming factor

god fucking damn spike, euthanize yourself

From now on, only Spike should be allowed to say poyo.

>The pain continues even when she's not doing the speaking

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oh no merio is gonna hit flavio! ebin forced meme!

time to watch them try palace skip for 26 minutes before the backup save

is this the worst run of the event?

>>165415126
Yes.

Any runs worth looking up in youtube so far?

>>165415126
not been watching jej

>>165415126
Yes.

>>165415371
mario sunshine, trauma center

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Thousand year door? More like Thousand year run!

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ebin flavio messing up this kids palace skip
marathon save soon hopefully

>>165415439
good, it's shit

Is anything more fun than repeatedly watching runners fail palace skip in marathon?

>>165415371
Descent 2 was the best so far.

>>165415636
being dead

has this runner landed a single skip first try?

Ok forget this shitshow

Who's staying up late with me for le speedy esports man?

>>165415640
descent was pretty fucking based once you got over the disorientation from the start.

I LIKE THAT SKIP

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Hey BOYOS gimme a POYO if you think we will pass estimate!! HOIPE!
>>165415779

It was honestly a gourmet run. It wasnt full of sugar and salt, just right amount of autism.

>>165413667
You missed the skip.

>when you get fucked up on ambien and mess up skips for a while

based runner

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>>165415891
a gourmet flavioli salted with yoshi tears

clap for spengbab

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>>165415891

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>>165410248
holy shit

what pattern are they talking about?

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what a trooper

>>165416052
this run is a plate of burnt bagel bites

>>165416120
>>165416120
>>165416120
thank you

>>165416174
One of the lighted floor panel puzzle rooms.

Almo is getting fuckin roasted tonight

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>>165416291
ha

>that's how you do that fight almo
seeing almo get shit on makes me happy

Narci is planning on running again
It's happening

https://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright

>>165416458
Man I ain't gon clicc baka

>>165416458
No one cares about him anymore

>>165416458
not giving you the view
nice try though

>>165416458
who cares

>>165416458
>narcissa
who is he?

Friendly reminder to report all advertising on 4chan.

>>165415971
Good thing I didn't stop watching

How can the runner who seeps autism and can't speak up properly call out almo for shit like that? Is it friendly banter? Doesn't seem like it

>>165416458
Will he come full circle and take testosterone?

>>165416734
Asperger's preventing him from realizing he's being a dick

>>165416810
What would it look like if you made the transition several times?

>>165416458
I think xhe plans on running the new zelda game whenever it comes out

I saw xer talking to skater in his chat about it recently

skater seemed very offput to be talking to xim

>>165416810
the soylent damage to the brain is past critical anyway

>>165416734
his world record is an hour and a half better than almo's. he has bragging rights.

>SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>tfw eating pudding and watching shitty runs on GDQ

>>165416895
Probably not much worse than after the first time.

>>165416907
good

some fucking shoot that donation reader holy shit
why does he have to be three times louder than everything else

>>165417128
everyone is asleep

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>tfw I seriously started thinking a mouse died in here today then I realize I have not showered in 9 days. Realized the connection because I could not smell my dinner, my nose so used to my own smell.

>>165417128
He speaks from the diaphragm. I wonder if he's done any stage acting.

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>4 hours earlier

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BON NUIT TO YOU ALL

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What if the game is a bust? Will Cosmo an hero, effectively putting a nail in serg's coffin?

>>165417005
>"aaaah that's the good shit, nice ass on her aswell"

>and that announcer with the cute voice
>thanks, i appreciate that

based spike

EDOBEAN BTFO

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>when spike told edobean to get over herself

>p-please watch us for 11 more minutes

>>165417296
>>165417284
>>165417475
Got it.
>>>/wsg/1490919
>>>/wsg/1490919
>>>/wsg/1490919

>>165417248
>>>/soc/

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>>165417475
I suddenly like spike. Fuck edobese.

>>165417173
good post have a (You)

"I like that jump!"

>>165417525
Spike is an attention whoring faggot who loves hearing himself talk. But yeah I'd still go with him over egobean any day of the week.

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>>165417248
What if BOTW puts narci back on the speedrunning map?

>unbeatable WR
>stream viewers in the thousands
>can afford to complete transition
>twitch adds a new emote of her head, WildWaker

It could happen

>>165417248
Doesn't matter. Narci will retake her spot as Queen and go back to pulling in 2,000+ viewers every stream.

Going to stab spike brb

>>165417475
>>165417525
So she immediately ran to the bathroom and started crying after that right?

>>165417770
I hope so.

>>165417717
2017 is the year of narci

>>165417717
If Narci gets to running BotW, I will make it my personal goal to always stay ahead of her on the boards solely out of spite

>>165417717
>>can afford to complete transition
I thought it was free in Sweden

>>165417717
Might be worth it just so he can afford a dentist.

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>>165417717
He doesnt have the stamina now. He really is far enough gone to be a woman emotionally. He cried over the trailer. He doesnt have that male drive anymore that makes a good runner and its completely over unless he starts taking test. He wont run he will causal with 100 viewers forever.

>>165417548
newfags out. this general is about mental illness in speedrunning.

>>165417717
you're right. mr. "my wrists hurt please give me money for weed" wright will definitely be able to compete.

>>165417770
Nah she probably just went back to her 800 beta orbiters who were all ready to tell her how cute and amazing and beautiful and totally funny and smart she is.

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>>165417005
i wouldn't mind a nice sniff to ykb's socks

guys, it was nice posting with you. I'm becoming the Nintendo Switch twitch superstar.

>>165417248
It's pretty risky to put all your eggs in a basket. This break he took for money and attention will be the downfall.

>>165417881
serg gave bounceyboy relentless shit about his hands and look what happened

>>165417841
may your wrists be forever strong

>>165417841
>her

>>165417734
>her

>>165417878
he's fucked.

>>165417945
kys

>>165417734
cosmo can't even play smash without complaining about his wrists. suicide is inevitable. we will all be better off.

>>165418001
sorry, was super happy over the idea of ruining his dreams so wasn't thinking straight

donating to cancer is nice and all but can somebody donate a pizza to a starving brother from another mother

it's cold and i'm hungry

>>165417945
you leave ykb out of your fetishes, she's a nice lady who just wants to have some fun running sunshine

>>165417841
fuck off joden

wow, almo just PB'ed by an hour

BANNED

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>>165418083
>so wasn't thinking straight
>straight

>>165418127
give me your address

>>165418046
Stop deadnaming her

Mike Uyama just threw a brick at his stream monitor.

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>>165418128
her humbleness only makes her more attractive

>>165418254
Whom?

>>165418254
fucking stop posting cosmo

>>165417963
bounceyboy isnt mentally ill tho

>>165418202
what happened?

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>>>/wsg/1490919
>>165417475
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Did any troll donation messages get through yet?

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>>165417945
>good morning anon. teehee, that tickles, are you licking my toes?

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>>165418254
>her

>>165418341
Guy said "there's a couple of things I want to show after this it'll only take 30 seconds so I don't care what they say"

>>165418225
i can give you my discord :l

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>>165418354
Someone get this bitch a tissue.

can they not

>We're going to sit through the credits and I'm going to show off my tricks no matter what anyone says
Confirmed for never running at GDQ again

>>165418354
wait did she seriously get upset? It was funny

FLAVIO
L
A
V
I
O

>>165418539
Bitches will always get worked up over perceived offenses.

>>165418539
she was chanting flavio, so I doubt it.

>>165418539
literally typical woman response

>>165418354
could she not tell it was joke?

>>165418527
>>165418407
good, we need rebels like him

how much fucking gall do these pukes have
do they actually think we give a shit about their shitty speedgame

>>165418539
women can't handle the bants

egobean with that passive aggression jesus fucking christ

>165418354
Nice shoop

>>165418539
Obviously not.

>>165418354
Fake, but funny.

>>165418354
She deleted the tweet

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>it's finally over

fuck rpg runners and fuck paper mario

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>>165418585
>>165418619
>>165418642
>>165418693
>>165418539

IT'S FAKE
APOLOGIZE

>phone on webcam
This is gone too far. They have too much autonomy now.

HEY GUYS WHOOOOOOOOOOO'S READY FOR MORE POYO?

>>165418764
sorry fatso

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>>165418764
I apologize for nothing. I still hate Edo's screeching voice.

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So what's the next run worth looking forward to?

>>165418764
I was talking about her tone immediately after getting back on the mic, not the tweet

>>165418758
Can I watch?

Should've just pretended that the trailer wasn't supposed to have audio desu

>>165418331
He's physically ill with a severe case of Judaism.

>undertale speedrun

Is there even a single trick in that shit or is it literally just mashing through textboxes while we have to listen to autistic donations?

>>165418758
>fuck rpg runners and fuck paper
what are your favorite speedrun games?

>>165418840
My run to the bathtub with a toaster in my arm%.

>>165418829
what was her facial expression trying to convey??

>>165418758
so she got a pounding from the goose right

>>165418924
>mashing through textboxes while we have to listen to autistic donations
Nailed it

>>165418758
>that look

YOU JUST KNOW

>>165418962
>i am fat

>>165418924
>literally just mashing through textboxes while we have to listen to autistic donations?
You better buy a lottery ticket because you're a fucking prophet.

>>165418840
nothing until the contra block

>>165418947
medievil

>>165418924
they probably fuck with the "fun" value in the configs that gives them a specific glitch or skip
(i don't actually know, but it seems viable)

>>165418990
>i'll donate $2000 more if edobean reads every alphys line

>>165418948
kek

>>165418962
cringe

>>165414807
>his first run

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>>165419040
Good taste.

>"my mother's husband"
Which one of you did this?

guys lets all spam mic muted at xx:00

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I'm incredibly sick of Edobean but if she dressed up as Velma I'd be down for more.

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>>165418976
Adrian wished

>>165418947
kirby superstar, even if all the runners hate it.

>>165419151
Dressing up as Velma wouldn't fix her fucked up voice, and while she's on the mic it's not like you can see her.

how are they going to have hoype with three people in the crowd?

why do all donations sound EXTREMELY fake?

And so Edobean's reign of terror finally ends.

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>>165419151
I wan't to fart in her mouth until she dies and then have the seat sniffer sniff her obese body and give me an overall smell rating from 0 to 10.

>>165419138
hello welcome to yotsu channel

This guy is 10x better than edo

smooth voice for nighttime comfy

>>165419329
thank god

>>165419329
Time to stop watching.

>>165419361
that's exactly what I was thinking. I didn't know if I was just desensitized though.

How am I going to fap to Edobean's voice without Edobean's voice?

>>165419429
Yeah, his jokes are actually funny too

>>165419313
Because they're generated by a bot.

>>165419448
fap to mayuushi's voice instead

>>165419549
duduru ~~~

this guy's chill

shame none of these games look like they'd make for great runs

>>165419549
~TUTURU~~

>>165419313
germans all just talk the same

>>165418478
WHO IS HE HES SO CUTE

>oh wow guys save/kill the animals is so close even after all this time your donation could totally make a difference!
>it's amazing how it's always super close isn't it?
>don't you want to influence a run live, goy?

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When is the fucking run starting

>>165419638
Have faith

Studio in ~3 hours

>>165419724
I forget. But it was during AGDQ'16.

>>165419739
yeah! so weird how it's always neck and neck up until the last day. How "exciting" :^)

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>>165419772
Next run I want to watch is in like 6 hours and it's only like 10 minutes long.

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>graveyard shift
Really is with all the dead parents and other relatives

>>165419682
shake shake~

>>165418924
There are a lot of skips and tricks. Everyone replying to you is a clueless faggot who needs to stop posting.

>>165419724
Shenanigans, pokemon runner, fairly cute

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>>165419772
>never heard of next game
>look it up
>it's a waifu game

i'm ready

oh boy another anime game

>>165419935
>Greetings from Germany, my wholy family died from cancer so it's been a rough year...Anyway! put my money towards killing those animals! :D

>>165420034
This looks promising so far

>expect weaboo wifu simulator
>It's a better version of Mighty Number 9

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>>165419549
Bad idea Anon that is just a train crash waiting to happen.

Better to fap to Kurisu being a tsundere.

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>Yattane pronounced 100% wrong

>>165420379
>better

bought this game before and it was kind of boring

i have gained new waifus from this game
thank you agdq

>>165418924
Are they doing a genocide run as a donation incentive?

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Looks pretty fun, though I still prefer RKS

>>165420475
waifufags don't care about gameplay

>>165420380
Shoot himself

He has a 75% chance of missing and if he does miss the other two are guaranteed to get hit

>>165420530
>rosenkreuzstilette
Japs sure love shitty names for their games
greetings from germany!

>>165420530
Played the shit out of that game and it's sequel and I'm not even a big Mega Man fan.

>>165420380
>shoot yourself
>miss
>trihex shoots uyama
>party with trihex

damn, crowd really cleared the fuck out after paper mario

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>>165420380
>shoot yourself
>miss
>trihex shoots you
>misses
>uyama shoots you
>finally sweet relief

Gotta have those just in case scenarios

>>165420783
people need to sleep/fuck each others wives

>>165420034
Is that a boy or a girl?

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>>165420895

a e s t h e t i c s

>>165420835
I don't think that anyone who assist one of this event at this hour has a wife

>>165420895
has anyone applied with the home improvement game

Weebs are so fucking cringey

>>165420895
all girls
ive played it

I don't know about you but i've never met anyone who'd died of cancer

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>16:9 game slapped into 4:3 for those sweet black borders
I hate this tech crew.

>>165421138
y-yattane...

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>>165420895
I was gonna say girl or else it would be tumblr fags crying misogyny buuuuuut it's japanese.

Any good runs starting in 4 hours time?

>>165421175
why do they fucking always have dolls

jesus christ get yourselves together

god this game is TRASH

>>165421175
It is not their fault obviously PCF needs to pay them even more as motivation.

>>165421151
Me either. They're dead and it's hard to make friends with people who don't return my texts.

>>165421175
Watch your neck.

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>>165421175
This looks much better. Based VLC always got my ass.

>>165421253
I thought Mike banned all plushies and cosplay long ago.

>>165421175
You wanna get fucking shivved mate?

>>165420612
>He has a 75% chance of missing and if he does miss the other two are guaranteed to get hit

tfw can no longer tell if this is a joke or not

>>165421340
No he only banned 2hu plushies, but that guy smuggled one through

He'll be banned though

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>>165421327
>stretched
>looks better

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>>165420813
>>165420660
>>165420380
>>165420612
>shoot yourself
>die
and nothing of value was lost

>>165421340
mike isnt there

>>165421418
It's a silly logical riddle. They tell you two people WILL get shot and "Cosmo" has a 75% chance of missing his "Target"

It's his best odds of survival because he has a 75% chance to miss and the others have a 25% and 0% chance

>>165421503
The game is in its actual aspect ratio. I don't give a shit about crowd cam.

why are japanese people so superior to these rude westerners . .

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they needed to play this on a higher difficulty to make it interesting

watching easy/normal mode speedruns is always such a snore

>>165421280
I like you. You're full of some good sass.

>>165421340
uyama is dead

>"time coming up soon"
>time
>keeps going anyway
the madmen

>>165420380
Cosmo should shoot the air, so either trihex or uyama get killed by the other one. Then on the next round he has the first shot at the remaining guy.
Or do you mean that it's only one round with the result of 2 peopel dieing? In that case Cosmo is fucked.

>decent game, goes fast
>runner PBs
>dev actively supports his speedrunning community
good run, probably never coming back because of it.

>>>165421605
Ok maybe I interpreted wrong but I thought that if all 3 shot and there were at least 2 standing then they'd go back in order.

this interview :)

>>165422058
>considering speedrunning LoDW since it came to steam a while back
>saw ep 2 getting run this year
>expected autistic runners and nothing but vitriol towards the run
That was actually a great run

>>165420612
>the other two are guaranteed to get hit
hit by whom? they can't shoot simultaneously

>>165420895
Sorry to break it to you but genders aren't binary

>>165422197
It was a decent run but looking at twitch chat during it was painful.

>>165422231
kys

>>165422216
The constraints of the puzzle
Two and exactly two will get hit

He has the best chance of not getting hit if he shoots himself because he has a 75% chance of not hitting his target.
The joke is it only makes sense because the rules of the scenario are so rigid

>>165422231
very nice, great.
i love this meme
+1'd

you know what there's not enough runs of at gdq, ps1 action platformers that are not spyro and crash like croc, jersey devil, medievil etc. someone should really get to running those

>>165422287
when is twitch chat ever not painful

>>165422363
they can't kill each other. either trihex shoots uyama or trihex misses and uyama shoots him.
cosmo is fucked whatever he does.

>>165422363
If 2 have to die and he misses himself, then the only way for him to live is for both TriHex and Goldberg to kill themselves. If TriHex kills Goldstein then only 1 dies.

>>165422287
>>165422586
twitchchat is great imo

homu homu

>>165422796
Is this game officially licensed?

yesssssss

>>165422831
lolno

Do you not know what dojin games are?

lmao this guy , so banned

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>>165422796

fuck FINALLY a good game at this shit show event

>the outfit
I'm already liking this run

>last run
based weebs

>this run
weebs

>tfw no qb bf

Why does he keep calling her Monica

>>165422860
Just the first time I can think of that I've seen a game like this run which uses a license that isn't Touhou.

I'm probably thinking to much into this I mean they play the joke Chinese knock off games.

when will this 'weeb' meme finally fade away
the word has lost all meaning long ago

>>165423408
hello weeb

>mami dies
>oh well lol

at least they're lolis just saying

>weeb shit comes on
>viewers tank

every event without fail

this is pathetic

thank god this is only 20 minutes

PITFALLS

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Who are these people?

>>165423572

normalshitters can't handle the anime

>>165423701
>name my band

>>165423572
They took this as a chance to go to sleep or do something more productive with their lives.

>>165423572
They just want Mega Man, Sonic and Metroid, a.k.a the most boring games ever to watch.

>>165423739
lost 40k L O L

>>165421420
y only 2hu tho

>weeb trash comes on
>stream loses 50k viewers

You know even though I've lost count of how many years I've posted on this website weeb shit still makes me feel dirty

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>>165423835
>lost 40k
>>165423842
>>weeb trash comes on
>>stream loses 50k viewers
weebshits btfo

>>165423808
Not just that, but they want to see the same games every event. If I see one more OoT speedrun, I'm going to barf.

would you guys be magical girls if you could?

>>165424063
if I could have a dick, yeah

>>165424063
does the pope watch anime?

>>165424063
Only if I could still turn back into a guy like La Pucelle.

>>165424103
You can't. Dicks cancel out magical energy.

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>>165423845
you know, going on 4chan and getting upset by anime is like putting your hand on a hot stove
if you're underaged and it's your first time, it's understandable
keep doing it and people will start thinking you're retarded

When are they going to run a CIA/Bane doujin game

>>165424063
anything to escape this shit life

>>165423921
>50k normies leave
>"weebshits" btfo
lmao nice reasoning

>>165424063

can I be a magical boy instead?

>>165424132
>turn back into a guy like La Pucelle.
You mean corpse.

>>165424138
I dont get upset by anime, I just feel bad for you.

>>165423808
Megaman and Metroid are really entertaining in a race format.

>>165424138
people started to think you were retarded a long time ago weeb

>>165424205
okay, retard.

>>165424138
I don't say it makes me mad, more like I don't understand the appeal my insecure friend.

>>165424103
I could give you one.

When it comes to the weeb/anti-weeb thing it's hard to tell which one is baiting who and which one actually believe what they're saying

whats there not to like about cute 2d girls i dont get it

what's the meaning of any%?

>>165424419
I just think you have shit taste and need to grow up if you're a weeb

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tfw the GDQ twitch mods are all disgruntled bernie cucks and furrys

it all makes sense now all the mass bans

>>165424135
i could have another magical girl give me one

>>165424284
>>165424205
titillating argument guys, really thought-provoking and mature

anyone know if refunct is good?

>>165424205
>I dont get upset by anime, I just feel bad for you.
this

>>165424474
The minimum required to finish the game.

>>165424489
are you one of those faggots stirring shit on twitter all the time

>>165424419
Damn you're so smart

If only I had known you could sit in the middle and act like a faggot to both sides I would have done that instead.

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He hasn't even gotten a trophy finish.

>>165424474
Actual pure speedrun, finish as fast as possible.

Everything else is a meme.

>>165424474
Basically meaning "any means necessary to get to the end credits" You can skip as much of the game as you can, glitch as hard as you want, just get to the ending point.

>>165424439
It's just how it is nowadays.

Weebshit then: "KONNICHIWA DESU! *holds up spork* I am so random zany I LOVE anime and Japan is so so so so so so superior to every other country in the world!"

Weebshit now: "This is a japanese cartoon."